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“Have You Thought About Buying A Slendertone?’ Chris’ Tip Top Tone Up Tips Mar 13, 2024

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On today’s episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, Crouchy, Chris and Sids have some very exciting news…

It has been a long and arduous road, but finally it looks like Crouchy has managed to pull a few strings and get Manchester United legend Eric Cantona to sit down and talk to the lads.

In preparation for this, the lads sit down and look at some of Cantona’s most iconic moments during his football career, including THAT kung-fu kick, his questionable quotes, worldie goals and all round maverick moments.

Chris also gives the lads a bit of an update on his recent weight loss journey, detailing some devastating remarks he has received from the missus as well as stick from the lads for counting walking as a form of exercise rather than a mode of transportation.

The lads also give their point of view on why opposition players seem to be switching ends less after winning the coin toss, and Chris gives his damming verdict on the modern game.

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00:31 Intro

05:02 Slendertone

07:52 Cantona's

14:45 Mystery Jersey Gifts:

16:46 Sh*tty Bus Journeys

25:05 Liam Pitchford: Handsome Bast*rd

36:34 Le French

40:53 Co-commentary

44:52 Let’s Get Mike Dean on the Blower

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Champions League Exclusive: Lads React to MAJOR Announcement Mar 08, 2024

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On today’s episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, Pete is still riding high at being able to #passthepod at the brit awards whilst still being able to channel his inner Steve Jobs….

It was a big weekend on points as well for the lads. Chris continues his march towards glory and extended his lead over Sids and Pete with a whopping 3 pointer during the Manchester Derby, what a turnaround in fortunes this has been!

The lads also give their hot take on the breaking news about how European Football is due to undergo a big format shake up next year and throw their names in the hat to make the next English anthem for Euro 2024.

Pete and Sids give their professional opinion on the drama that unfolded between Nottingham Forest and Liverpool last weekend and the MONUMENTAL ERROR committed by the Ref. How important do you think this decision will be in the reds’ march towards the title?

Looking ahead, the lads give their predictions on some massive games this weekend, including Liverpool v Man City, Aston Villa v Tottenham and Palace v Luton.

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00:00 Intro

05:08 It’s Coming Home

07:14 League Standings

10:03 The Referee Needs Glasses

12:22 Champions League Shake Up

16:02 Subscribe!

17:52 Liverpool v Manchester City

24:06 Aston Villa v Tottenham Hotspur

28:32 Palace v Luton Town

35:48 Shirts

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How Beckham, King and Speed Led by Example: Jermaine Jenas Reveals All Mar 06, 2024

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On Today’s episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, Crouchy, Chris and Sids are joined by Newcastle and Tottenham alumni Jermaine Jenas!

Jermaine, whose career saw him rub shoulders with some of the biggest legends In the game including Becks, Gary Speed, and friend of the podcast Ledley King.

Jenas opens up on the affect that playing with such leaders of their craft had on his motivation as a person both on and off the pitch.

The lads also delve into the psychological impact that being made a team captain at just 17 years of age had upon him and how Sir Bobby Robson once used the analogy of a BBQ to keep him on the straight and narrow…cue Chris’ elevator pitch!

Jenas also discusses his transition from player to pundit and his new venture into the world of E sports through heading up TNT’s coverage of formula E.

There is certainly a lot to unbox on this episode, and were not just talking about the fancy trainers!

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00:28 Intro

08:03 Mr Motivator

16:36 How Old?!

26:29 Newcastle

33:59 Bobby’s BBQs

37:39 Career Highlights

46:01 Tottenham Team Talks

52:06 Going Global

01:02:59 Injuries and Setbacks

01:06:22 New Ventures

01:15:32 DUNKS

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Exposed: Chelsea Player Reveals Secret Behind ‘Billion Pound Bottlejob’ Bombshell Mar 01, 2024

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On today’s episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, Crouchy, Chris and Sids have pulled the pod back from the brink of cancellation with a whopping collective 4 points between them.

In a week where Sid’s former team suffered heartbreak at the hands of Liverpool and have been blasted as ‘Billion pound bottlejobs’ by former Valencia manager Gary Neville, and Pete became a viral sensation for his hoedown throwdown antics, the lads have had plenty to catch up on.

Chris, mourning the defeat of his beloved Watford at the hands of Huddersfield becomes a part time criminal with the thievery of a courgette curry with surprising results.

Sids gives his expert opinion on what went wrong for his beloved Chelsea in the carabao cup and why age really is just a number (especially when it comes to to blueys)

Looking ahead to this weekend, the boys give their predictions for Newcastle v Wolves, Everton v West Ham and, of course, the big weekend fixture - the Manchester derby.

Want to get involved in the predictions? Let us know who you think will win our league and any forfeit ideas for the big loser!

00:00 Intro

05:24 Billion Pound Bottlejobs

11:24 Courgette Curry

17:26 The Manchester Derby

20:36 Newcastle v Wolves

23:48 Everton v West Ham

26:20 Susie Dent

28:10 Peter Drury

32:01 Footy Shirts

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Peter Crouch SAVES Wayne Rooney’s life?! Feb 28, 2024

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On today’s episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, Crouchy, Chris and Sids are discussing just how players manage to transition out of the only life they have ever known and into a whole new world once their playing days are over.

An emotional Steve Sidwell opens up on the mental toll that having your career ended not on your own terms can have on a player, as well as the available support networks that exist within a club to help ease the transition as much as possible.

From punditry to coaching badges, Crouchy and the lads give their unique, behind closed doors insight into what goes through the mind of player when it comes to forging that new career path.

We also hear about Pete’s recent lucid dreams, the world’s most expensive cheese sandwich and a rather amusing story from friend of the pod Rio Ferdinand who reveals the graziest but udderly brilliant investment opportunity from one of his former team mates.

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00:00 Intro

04:56 The Greatest Spectacle on Earth

08:35 QVC

15:51 The Transition

19:32 Put a Badge on That

25:12 Pundit Pete

34:23 Time to Put your Feet Up

46:18 Steven Sidwell: Business Mangate

52:18 Dont Have a Cow, Man

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“It’s Not a Two Horse Race” Crouchy BACKTRACKS on Arsenal Title hopes Feb 23, 2024

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On today’s episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, the lads are back at base and are joined by the elusive Notorious SID who has some explaining to do as to his recent whereabouts….

Crouchy, Chris and Sids rue another disappointing week on the leaderboard which collectively saw all the lads only accumulate 1 point between them - ouch!

However, the ever confident Chris Stark insists that all hope is not last and it definitely isn’t squeaky bum time for any of the lads when it comes to the end of season forfeit as there is still just under a third of the season yet to be played.

After another massive win for Arsenal last week, Crouchy admits that he may have been a bit hasty in calling it a two horse race a few weeks back and that Liverpool’s injury list means that the season could end up being a lot closer than initially thought.

Looking ahead to this weekend’s games, Peter and the lads give their predictions on the Arsenal v Newcastle, Man Utd v Fulham and Aston Villa v Nott’m Forest games. With the lads threatening to cancel football Fridays if their predictions don’t improve you certainly will not want to miss what could potentially be the last Friday pod ever!

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00:00 - Intro

06:29 - Cancel the Friday Pod?!

10:57 - About Last Weekend…

13:31 - The Sh*thousery Continues

16:10 - Arsenal v Newcastle

19:34 - Man Utd v Fulham

23:16 - Aston Villa vs. Nottingham Forest

25:09 - Squeaky Bum Time

27:34 - Mclovin a Bluey

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“Say One Wrong Thing and You’re Out” Lando Norris on the BRUTAL reality of F1 Feb 21, 2024

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On today’s episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, Crouchy and Chris are still in the driving seat after a suspect Sidwell has been outed for pulling a sicky in order to hit the slopes.

As they find themselves missing a wingman for the second podcast running, the lads thought it would only be right that they enlist the help of British F1 legend - Lando Norris.

After taking some heat for his super safe driving tendencies over the past few weeks, Crouchy has called in some favours and got the team down to Mclaren’s Technology Center to settle some scores.

Not only do the lads get to sit down with Lando to find out what makes one of the UK’s top athletes tick - from DJ’ing in Ibiza to video gaming with the lads - with a little bit of F1 thrown in for good measure.

We also give a big thanks to Mclaren for allowing the big man to silence the haters and put himself behind the wheel with Lando so we could see how much of a brilliant, yet very safe and sensible driver he really is.

And would what a trip to Mclaren be without a car XI? Steve Speedwell will be gutted he pulled a sicky for this!

00:00 Intro

09:10 Healthy Competition

14:03 Humble Beginnings

20:01 Parched

33:32 Very Superstitious

40:02 Pre-game nerves

44:19 The Come Down

50:48 Peter Crouch: Drive to Survive

54:31 Thank you, Mclaren!

56:22 Car XI

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‘I Would Like to Apologise’ - Crouchy Begs Forgiveness for Last Week’s Mistakes Feb 16, 2024

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On this week’s special episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, Crouchy and Chris are flying solo after receiving a rather suspicious ’sick voice’ voicemail from The Notorious SID.

After what can only be described as an absolute disaster of a weekend last week, the lads feel that they owe you an apology for what they have described as ‘absolute drivel’ predictions where they lost more points than they won.

But fear not, hot off the heals of his favourite day of the year, Chris ‘Pancake’ Stark is feeling reinvigorated and ready to continue his march into the front of the leaderboard.

The lads also discuss all things ‘Blueys’ TNT Conspiracy theories and Crouchy has a personal apology for his piss poor pun performance last week.

If you want to get involved in the predictions for the weekend or even any forfeit suggestions for the loser of this season’s title race then leave your suggestions in the comments!

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00:00 Introduction

05:33 What Happened to Integrity

07:25 Pancake, Pancake, Pancake

10:08 Chris Stark, Heartthrob

13:09 TNT Sh*thousery

19:26 Man City v Chelsea

22:40 Newcastle v Bournemouth

25:36 Forest v West Ham

28:33 Shirt Names

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“They Are Going to Win the League” Didi Hamann’s Exclusive Take on This Season’s Title Contenders Feb 14, 2024

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On today’s episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, Crouchy Chris and Sids are joined by the one and only Didi ‘The Kaiser’ Hamann.

Didi and Pete lift the lid on some of the surprising antics they got up to on the red side of Merseyside, with ciggies in the changing rooms, partying with the chairman and an impromptu trip to Japan all getting an honourable mention.

The lad’s also couldn’t sit down with The Kaiser and not discuss that memorable night in Istanbul. Didi reveals who he believes had the biggest impact on the team (spoiler alert: It’s not who you think it is) and he relives what is possibly the most famous half time team talk in football history.

The lads also talk about his love of Germany, Oktoberfest experiences and why coaching isn’t for him.

As has now become tradition on the podcast, Crouchy also gets The Kaiser to give his hot take on our starting XI - this thyme it’s herbs and spices, you don’t want to miss it.

00:11 Introduction

03:43 Pete’s Tight with Kuyt

08:41 One Night in Istanbul

10:32 Djimi Traore

16:30 Alcohol and Cigarettes

19:27 Penalty Tekkers

27:35 Tokyo a-drift

31:22 Career reflections and

36:01 The Golden Generation

40:58 Talkin Pony

48:11 Jurgen Klopp

55:17 The Kaiser

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“The Art of Defence is Dead” - Pete’s Damming Verdict on the Modern Game Feb 09, 2024

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As we enter the final third of the Premier League season, the tension is starting to build between the lads and it’s looking like it could go down to the wire with Pete and Sid’s after another disappointing weekend left them both bottom of the table on just 6 points a piece.

But before the lads jump straight into their predictions for this weekend, they give their say and reaction to the scores on the doors from last week.

With so many goals been scored at all ends of the table, Pete calls into question what has happened to the art of defending in the modern game, and the lads explain just what they would do if they found themselves in a 1v1 against Mudryk if £10,000 was up for grabs.

Looking ahead to this weekend, Crouchy, Chris and Sids give their predictions on how they think the Villa v Man Utd, Luton v Sheffield Utd and Wolves v Brentford games will pan out.

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00:00 Introduction and Football Banter

02:19 Goals, Goals, Goals

07:04 Title Race Predictions

13:26 Aston Villa vs. Manchester United

16:49 Luton Town vs. Sheffield United

20:32 Wolves vs. Brentford

26:14 Duck XI

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