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Ask Us Anything: Which Club Does Crouchy Wish He'd Played For? Dec 04, 2024

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On this week’s episode of the Peter Crouch Podcast, Pete and Chris dive into a wild "Ask Us Anything" session, answering fan questions that range from football nostalgia to personal quirks.

They reminisce about muddy little league memories, those iconic oranges at halftime, and begin tackling the eternal mystery of "Who shot Kewell?"

Plus, Pete reveals the one club he wished he’d played for =, and the idea of being a one-club man, as well as discussing your VAR reform ideas, and the art of perfecting your love language.

For future “Ask Us Anything” episodes, let us know your wildest questions for the lads in the comments!

Chumbawamba

00:00 - Intro

03:07 - Sliding through mud

05:46 - Nostalgia for halftime oranges

08:00 - Go-karting showdown plans

12:50 - Crouchy’s one-club dream

24:30 - “Who shot Kewell?”

36:45 - Crouchy’s Survival Guide for Tall Strikers

42:10 - Returning from an injury.

46:10 - Lasagna love language

53:40 - VAR makeover

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Football Fridays: Could Salah Shining Change His Shocking Contract Standstill? Nov 29, 2024

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On this week’s Football Fridays episode, Pete and Chris take a hilarious dive into the quirks and chaos of this week’s fixtures - with Sid’s being mysteriously absent.

They touch on Mo Salah's shirtless celebrations, the infamous Red Bull-chugging Jamie Vardy, and a pub showing Girls Aloud instead of the match—what were they thinking?! Plus, Crouchy reflects on taking his sons to their first Liverpool game and shares a heartwarming moment that made it unforgettable.

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00:30 – Sid’s mysterious golf adventure.

02:15 – Yellow cards at home?!

04:22 – Crouchy’s new “tash”

06:50 – Kids’ first game.

11:30 – Vardy’s Red Bull ritual.

13:45 – Pub swaps football for Girls Aloud?!

25:30 – Salah’s shirt-removal breakdown.

31:15 – The infamous reverse croc slide.

43:30 – A rubber hand’s European tour.

48:00 – Email confessions.

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Nostalgia: 90s Adverts, Iconic Boots, and Crazy Kit Sponsors! Nov 27, 2024

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We recommend watching this episode on YouTube to get the full nostalgic experience!

On this episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, Pete, Chris, and Sids dive headfirst into the world of nostalgia, reliving the sights, sounds, and quirks of football from the '90s and early 2000s. From iconic sponge balls on muddy school pitches to legendary adverts like Nike's airport campaign with Brazil's finest, the conversation is a celebration of football’s golden years.

Along the way, they tackle topics like old-school shirt sponsors, the changing matchday experience, and memories of classic goals and boots. Get ready for a trip down memory lane that’ll really leave you reminiscing!

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00:00:00 – Intro

00:03:18 – Post-party press conference

00:06:30 – Nostalgia pod finally delivered!

00:08:02 – Childhood football & radio.

00:09:15 – Sponge ball playground disasters

00:16:01 – Football’s best-ever adverts

00:25:04 – Airport Nike Brazil ad

00:38:39 – Subbuteo’s surprising revival?

00:43:42 – That first-time stadium feeling

00:47:59 – Are stadiums too nice now?

00:53:15 – Weirdest memorabilia collected

00:57:55 - ListenersMessages

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Football Fridays: Crouchy's Verdict on Lineker's Replacement... Nov 22, 2024

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In this week’s Football Fridays episode, the lads return from the international break and straight into the chaos of Premier League predictions. They dive into the latest Spurs drama, with dressing room rifts and secret player meetings stealing the headlines, while Manchester City’s surprising form slump continues to raise a few eyebrows.

There’s no shortage of laughs as Peter’s recent viral Agent Provocateur ad gets the full analysis, and the lads tackle some of life’s big questions—like whether reverse cowgirl on a toilet is a game-changer… and is it acceptable to use the loo naked?

With plenty of banter, bold predictions, and a chat about who might step into Gary Lineker’s legendary shoes, it’s a classic Football Fridays episode you don’t want to miss!

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00:00 – The Prem Returns!

00:45 – Predictions recap

03:22 – That Agent Provocateur ad…

07:50 – International break disruption

11:46 – Toilet etiquette & reverse cowgirl

22:10 – City vs. Spurs

28:00 – Lineker’s replacement?!

35:30 – Wolves’ away woes

45:12 – Attempting socks on first

51:30 – Closing thoughts & forfeit stakes

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Martin Keown: Relegation, Redemption, and Unfinished Business | PART 2 Nov 20, 2024

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In this week’s episode of the Peter Crouch Podcast, Pete, Sids, and Chris sit down with Arsenal legend Martin Keown for the second part of an in-depth, nostalgic journey through his remarkable career. Martin reflects on the challenges and triumphs of his time at Aston Villa, Everton, and return to Arsenal, detailing the pivotal decisions that shaped his legacy. From training ground bust-ups and tactical evolutions to life under iconic managers like Graham Taylor and Arsène Wenger, no stone is left unturned.

The lads delve into the mentality needed to thrive at the top level, the complexities of dressing-room dynamics, and Keown’s hilarious anecdotes about his teammates. Expect insights into what makes a winning team, the sacrifices of elite competition, and a few jaw-dropping stories—like Martin’s boxing-inspired training sessions and covert rides home with his manager. Plus, a look at how nostalgia and rivalry shaped one of England’s most fascinating footballing eras.

Finally, the lads wrap up with some fan questions, a nostalgic nod to another football intro, and an attempt at a London Underground XI…

Enjoy part two of this insightful interview with Martin Keown!

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00:10 – Packing the bags

01:30 – Graham Taylor’s Villa

05:00 – Trusting the gaffer

09:30 – Boxing & back injuries

13:10 – Clashes with Everton legends

16:00 – Unfinished business

18:10 – Bergkamp’s dressing room banter

21:30 – Three Lions

24:10 – Jotting it all down

27:00 – London Underground XI.

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Football Fridays: Is The Guardiola Era Over? Nov 15, 2024

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On this week’s episode of The Peter Crouch Podcast, Pete, Chris, and Sids dig straight in with fourth officials putting on socks before boxers, sideline chaos, and the frustrations of live match notifications ruining game. With Rodri absent and City’s form slipping, the lads also ask if Guardiola might be ready to step away and what that could mean for the club’s title aspirations…

The lads also discover a band in the southwest called “Bugger Me Thrice”, Sid’s secret ancestry findings, wildcard Christmas party ideas, and round it up by heading to VAR for a disastrous mistake regarding the ‘UBAGSIE’ trophy…

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00:00 - Intro

01:40 - Christmas party debate

04:02 - “Bugger Me Thrice”

08:43 - Slow the notifications down!

10:13 - Fourth official’s walk of shame

15:21 - Socks before boxers?!

19:32 - End of an era for Man City?

25:50 - Abbey vs. Gibraltar

33:33 - Turkey-free Christmas

45:18 - Hand of Pod to Everest?!

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Martin Keown: Fierce Rivalries, Dressing Room Drama, and the Brutal Arsenal Mentality | PART 1 Nov 13, 2024

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On today's episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, Pete, Chris, and Steve are joined by the iconic Martin Keown, the legendary Arsenal defender and three-time Premier League winner. The conversation dives deep into Martin’s story-filled career, his experiences on the field, and the mentality that shaped his relentless playing style.

Known for his fierce competitiveness and discipline, Keown opens up about the influential figures who guided him and shares the values instilled in him at Arsenal. The episode covers unforgettable moments from his career, including rivalries with Manchester United, the intense training sessions with the likes of Thierry Henry, Dennis Bergkamp, Patrick Vieira and Tony Adams, as well as his role in Arsenal’s transformation into an elite powerhouse.

With candid anecdotes, humor, and Keown's no-nonsense approach, this episode is a must-listen for fans of football history, leadership insights, and the gritty tales behind some of the Premier League's greatest moments.

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0:00 Intro

3:29 Messages & three of the buggers!

12:53 Enter Martin Keown…

13:38 Early days as a Gunner

14:40 The Arsenal hierarchy

38:42 The Gunner’s “Pioneer Group”

40:13 The Battle of Old Trafford

40:41 That van Nistelrooy picture

41:22 The fierce Man United rivalry

42:24 The “siege” mentality

55:50 The red Pumas

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Football Fridays: Has Slot Found the Winning Formula at Liverpool? Nov 08, 2024

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On today’s episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, Crouchy, Chris and Sid’s are all back together down the Chumbawambar discussing all the highs and lows that have happened in this week’s world of football.

The lads give their reaction to the speedy appointment of Amorim at the helm of Manchester United, as well as whether he would be wise to keep Ruud Van Nistelrooy in the fold after his near perfect performances as caretaker managers.

With a continued dominant performance at the top of the table, Chris has extended his lead over a languishing 3rd place Sids - whose arse has well and truly gone - and he looks hopeful at finishing the year in top spot.

Before heading into this weekend’s predictions, the lads give their views on the short lived blueys that were almost brought into the beautiful game, and Crouchy reminisces on the time Mourinho tried to entice him back to Tottenham.

Ahead of this weekend’s fixtures, the lads give their predictions on the Chelsea v Arsenal, West Ham v Everton and Man Utd v Leicester games which all promise to be full of drama and have great potential to upset our own leaderboard.

If you want to get involved in the Football Friday’s podcast - leave your predictions in the comments below!

Chumbawamba!

00:00 Introduction

05:01 Bring Back Blues?

09:21 Power of the Pod

12:27 Damien Duff x Mourinho

13:55 That’s Amorim

18:22 Title Race

20:30 Chelsea vs Arsenal

28:07 West Ham vs Everton

31:50 Manchester United vs Leicester

36:43 Are You Not Entertained?!

39:56 And The Winner is….

45:11 European Tour?!

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Underdogs: Could Forest Finish Top 4?! Nov 06, 2024

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On today’s episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, Pete and Sids dive into the classic stories of football’s greatest underdogs. They kick off by reminiscing on Leicester City’s stunning Premier League win, and remembering Greece’s unlikely Euro 2004 victory… the lads relive the Cinderella stories that took us all by storm!

They also share their personal tales of facing the football giants, with hilarious memories of playing for underdog teams against powerhouse clubs. In true podcast fashion, the laughs keep rolling as they discuss the culture of big coats, micromanagers who lose the office, and an anonymous confession from the “five-second man”.

It’s a must-listen for anyone who loves football’s David vs. Goliath moments and believes in the magic of the game’s most unexpected victories… enjoy this week’s episode!

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00:00 – Introduction

01:08 – Life updates

02:25 – Redefining the donkey

11:05 – The underdog appeal

12:50 – Leicester City’s title

19:25 – Wimbledon and Greece.

27:40 – Losing the office

28:55 – Personal underdog stories

33:25 – Lower league upsets

36:49 – the football pyramid

43:24 – Stealing a win

47:36 – Closing thoughts

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Football Fridays DEBATE: Van Nistelrooy GONE by Sunday? Nov 01, 2024

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On this week’s Friday edition of That Peter Crouch Podcast, Pete and Sids are left holding the fort again without Chris, who’s off on a family holiday. But Chris still manages to stir the pot, sending in his Premier League predictions. As usual, the guys tackle the big questions and make some bold calls on match outcomes for the weekend’s most anticipated fixtures—highlighting an upcoming clash between Manchester United and Chelsea…

The lads dive into the recent “Ballon d’Or” controversy, and the surprising no-show from Real Madrid players. They even explore the “new manager bounce” potential for Manchester United, as well as speculate on some iconic names who might be up for the role.

Sids is flabbergasted by some attempted entertainment, and an ice cream truck causes quite possibly one of the funniest moments on the podcast! Finally, we check-in on the “Hand of Pod” as it begins its global journey from a local pub to none other than… next to the Ballon d’Or!

Enjoy this football Friday episode!

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00:00 - Intro

01:34 - Chris’s Holiday Check-in

02:56 - Score Recap

04:59 - Ten Hag's Exit

06:34 - Arsenal’s Cultural Shift

08:33 - Managerial Options

10:04 - Balon d'Or Controversy and Rodri’s Win

12:56 - Upcoming Fixtures: Manchester United vs. Chelsea

13:30 - Cole Palmer’s Role

18:50 - Forest’s Surprising Success

23:27 - Spurs vs. Villa

27:50 - Xylophone teeth

31:48 - 9 Inches Shirt

35:18 - Hand of Pod

38:08 - Diminutive XI

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