Terrible Person

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Get My Litter Box Pt 2 Feb 10, 2023

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Gary and Selena open with Super Bowl energy, American pride jokes, and a conversation about conspiracy culture after being labeled an “all right” podcast. From there, the chaos escalates. They revisit Taxi Driver, controversial director cameos, and the strange real-life obsession that led to John Lennon’s murder. The episode shifts into celebrity headlines, including Alec Baldwin’s legal troubles, Pam Anderson’s documentary, and the cultural fallout of leaked tapes and media portrayals. Gary and Selena also react to viral debates surrounding Mister Rogers, modern gender discourse, and how internet outrage reshapes public memory.
They break down Super Bowl hype, Rihanna’s halftime performance, Travis Scott headlines, and the spectacle culture surrounding massive events like the Waste Management Open. Along the way, they spiral into discussions about gas stove bans, electric vehicles, food supply issues, egg prices, and growing distrust in institutions. Layered throughout are apartment drama stories involving missing packages, parcel lockers, neighbor confrontations, Sonic shutting down, fast food frustrations, and the everyday absurdity of adult life. Gary and Selena bounce between pop culture, politics, media, and personal chaos in a way that feels unpredictable and unfiltered from start to finish.

Get My Litter Box Pt 1 Feb 10, 2023

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Gary and Selena open with Super Bowl week chaos, Phoenix Open madness, and headlines swirling around the “big game.” They dive into claims about human trafficking spikes tied to major sporting events, celebrity spectacle culture, and the darker side of massive global gatherings. From there, the conversation shifts to Sam Smith’s Grammy performance, Beyoncé’s dominance at the awards, and the uneasy overlap between pop music, symbolism, and cultural influence. Gary and Selena question hype, celebrity worship, and how certain artists become untouchable icons regardless of output. They react to Madonna’s latest public appearance, plastic surgery extremes, and the long term consequences of cosmetic trends like breast implants and butt augmentations.
The discussion expands into body modification, implant illness, aging in the spotlight, and how current beauty standards may age decades from now. The episode also covers Chinese spy balloon headlines, internet conspiracies, and the growing distrust between institutions and everyday people. Gary and Selena debate the generational impact of smartphones, anxiety, antidepressants in children, and how social media is reshaping childhood in real time. Layered throughout are apartment frustrations, medical anxieties, cigar lounge adventures, and the constant tension between cultural absurdity and serious global issues. It is a fast moving conversation that swings from pop culture to politics to personal chaos without slowing down.

Predator Bust-Up Jan 27, 2023

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Gary and Selena dive into a series of disturbing and bizarre stories surrounding predators, scandals, and celebrity controversy. They react to accusations involving Harvey Weinstein and Oprah after singer Seal calls out Hollywood’s long-rumored culture of abuse. Gary and Selena also unpack the Casey Anthony documentary and the unresolved questions surrounding the death of Caylee Anthony, revisiting the trial, the media frenzy, and why the case still sparks debate years later.
The conversation spirals into other unsettling headlines including allegations against a Rick and Morty creator involving messages with a minor, Prince Andrew’s connection to Jeffrey Epstein, and the darker side of celebrity culture and power. Gary and Selena also react to a controversial reality dating show involving older women and younger men, debate conspiracy theories about the moon landing, discuss Britney Spears’ erratic public behavior, and share stories about predators, scandals, and internet culture colliding in strange ways.

Send Help Pt 2 Jan 20, 2023

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Gary and Selena spiral through everything from ear problems and near-miss DUIs to guns being pulled during traffic stops and chaotic high school memories. What starts with hearing issues turns into stories about police encounters, teenage stupidity, teachers quitting mid-semester, and the strange reality of never getting caught when you probably should have.
Gary and Selena also react to viral conspiracy clips about the Las Vegas shooting, unpack the Idaho college murders and the Brian Kohberger traffic stops, debate Britney Spears’ public unraveling, break down romance scams operating out of Ghana, and revisit documentaries on fentanyl, trafficking, and true crime. Add in Girl Scout cookie rankings, Madonna’s new tour, Brendan Fraser’s comeback, and the weird psychology of growing up in broken homes, and you get a chaotic deep dive into paranoia, crime, pop culture, and dark humor colliding at full speed.

Send Help Pt 1 Jan 20, 2023

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Gary and Selena spiral through red-eye flights, first class chaos, and tornado turbulence on the way to Alabama. Edibles before takeoff, dry mouth at 30,000 feet, adaptive cruise control rage through Oklahoma and New Mexico, and a pet-friendly hotel meltdown after losing a cat inside a metal bed frame. Add Cracker Barrel meatloaf, a disastrous steakhouse tip, and a pizza-in-bed Goodfellas night, and the trip recap gets unhinged fast.
Gary and Selena also break down awkward restaurant drama, sending raw steak back to the kitchen, ID humiliation over drinks, and the politics of tipping bad service. They touch on Britney Spears spiraling again, Madonna’s tour announcement, Carole Baskin rumors, flying anxiety, aging parents divorcing in their seventies, and the quiet existential panic of realizing adulthood is just chaos with better credit cards.

Strong And Beautiful Pt 2 Jan 12, 2023

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Gary and Selena dive straight into chaos, starting with awkward conversations about Little Women of LA, OnlyFans, and the psychology behind fetish culture. They debate relationships between little people and full-size partners, question internet obsession, and immediately spiral into Google searches that probably should not have happened. From there it only gets weirder.
Gary gets peed on by a tiny Yorkie-Frenchie mix, they react to the Romeo and Juliet lawsuit over underage nudity, and break down the Bernie Madoff documentary and the absurd psychology of financial fraud. They touch on the Idaho murder suspect allegedly attending a vigil, electric car control conspiracies, and the creeping fear of fifteen-minute cities. Add in Harry and Meghan drama, Danny Masterson’s retrial, Walking Dead fatigue, Amy Schumer headlines, Christmas market disappointment, and Kia speed notifications, and you get forty minutes of conspiracy, pop culture, paranoia, and pure unfiltered chaos.

Strong And Beautiful Pt 1 Jan 11, 2023

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Gary and Selena kick things off with a chaotic episode recorded on a tight deadline before a cross-country road trip. Travel plans, overnight drives, Alabama visits, and birthday week chaos set the tone as Gary prepares for a long drive across the country while Selena tries to keep the show somewhat on track.
The episode quickly spirals into listener voicemails, a wild phone call with the Critter Getter of Northern Colorado about mountain lions, wildlife attacks, and surviving the outdoors, and a bizarre conversation about cloning pets, lab-grown babies, and the future of artificial womb technology. Gary and Selena also dive into internet culture, OnlyFans trends, strange celebrity behavior, Instagram turning into nonstop advertising, and the strange places the internet keeps taking modern relationships and entertainment.

Tuesday Mornings Pt 2 Jan 06, 2023

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Gary and Selena ring in the new year with an engagement story that starts at a bowling alley and ends with a surprise proposal before midnight. They break down the exact moment it happened, the custom ring details, the shock factor, and the immediate regret of forgetting the ring at home the next morning. The night continues with drunk voicemails from Wyoming, recorded snoring evidence, and a debate about faking a wheelchair at the airport to skip security lines.
Gary and Selena also dive into Prince Harry’s memoir, royal family tension, conspiracy theories surrounding the monarchy, and why celebrity drama never really goes away. They react to the Damar Hamlin on field collapse, media backlash over sports commentary, and whether a major game should continue after a life threatening emergency. Add in Jennifer’s Body, The Invitation, early 2000s fashion returning, tracksuits, cargo pants, Thailand travel culture, and the strange online world of older men seeking relationships overseas, and the conversation moves fast between dark humor, pop culture, and uncomfortable honesty.

Tuesday Mornings Pt 1 Jan 06, 2023

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Gary and Selena open the week still riding the energy of their New Year’s Eve engagement, revisiting how the proposal happened and what it feels like now that it is official. They talk about edibles gone wrong, TMJ pain, spilled water disasters at work, and the chaos of living with a cat that refuses to behave during important moments. The conversation moves into high school memories, long term teenage relationships, and a story about a childhood fight that spirals into a shocking reflection on a former classmate’s tragic death.
Gary and Selena also debate gross hypothetical questions, weird food scenarios, nerds gummy clusters, and the strange things people did in school hallways. They break down the Lifetime movie The Suitcase Killer, the stress of booking flights, overpriced one way tickets to Alabama, buying luggage at Tuesday Morning, and whether Southern travel requires more planning than expected. Add in Jeremy Renner’s snowplow accident, insurance cards, health savings accounts, early 2000s hair trends, bowling night observations about teenagers, and neighbor drama over holiday decorations that never come down, and the conversation jumps rapidly between dark humor, nostalgia, and everyday absurdity.

Happy New Year (WAIT TILL THE END! OMG!!) Dec 31, 2022

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HAPPY NEW YEAR! This is a VERY SPECIAL mini episode of the podcast.... thank you so much for listening!