Terrible Person

Turning 40, Losing Our Cool, and Arguing About Everything Feb 06, 2026

Gary and Selena drift through everyday chaos, aging, intimacy, and irritation as a casual conversation about colors turns into reflections on turning forty, gift expectations, and the strange emotional weight attached to birthdays. They talk massages, tipping anxiety, overpriced upgrades, sore feet, and the disappointment of hot stone add-ons that miss the point. Domestic tension bubbles up through broken heirlooms, cats causing destruction, and disagreements about emotional reactions, overreacting, and what it means to feel heard during conflict.
The conversation slides into awkward neighborhood encounters, paranoia about being overheard, public embarrassment, and how small moments spiral into resentment. Gary and Selena unpack bickering, criticism, Reddit reactions, and the thin line between honest conversation and uncomfortable listening. Travel stress enters the mix with airline seating changes, gate checking chaos, lost seats, and feeling powerless while following instructions. The episode winds through bugs, grasshoppers, bodily discomfort, television fatigue, relationship negotiations, and the quiet realization that everyday life feels louder, messier, and harder to smooth out than expected.

This Wasn’t on the Forecast Jan 31, 2026

Cars piling up, flashing lights, and that sudden sense that something nearby just went wrong. Being out of town next week, missing each other, and the everyday friction of schedules and communication, including why notifications and an Apple Watch can make you both reachable and somehow disconnected.
True crime details that stick with you, especially a case centered on an exotic dancer and the question of how reliable childhood memory really is. The surprising twist of college criminology students helping solve a decades-old cold case. Celebrity reputation and power, including Taylor Swift and Blake Lively, what “diva” really means, and why certain labels follow women differently than men.
Politics and protest culture, including people entering a church over rumors of ICE involvement, media coverage, and the discomfort of watching it all play out. Travel expectations around San Francisco, what people assume they’ll see, and what that says about how cities get talked about. Paranoia jokes that land a little too well, from cloud seeding to “they’re controlling the weather” moments. Tech irritation and modern dependence, including the exact second your watch dies when you need it most, and who gets blamed for it. Domestic chaos, apartment security that doesn’t exist, petty couple arguments that escalate fast, and the oddly serious importance of potato soup.

Do You Girls Like Elevators? Jan 24, 2026

What’s the most realistic way a “dirty cop” plan would hold up in court, and why do TV writers get away with it?
A movie recap turns into a long detour through The Walking Dead, Grey’s Anatomy, and what it means to be permanently tied to one iconic role.
From there it slides into Jennifer Lopez nostalgia, arguing over which of her movies were actually good, and realizing her singing voice is more distinctive than you remembered. Then the trip stories kick in. A birthday weekend, a Kroger Starbucks, and an all-time awkward public interaction that starts with, “Do you girls like elevators?” and somehow gets worse. The fight we were having before it happened, the immediate emotional whiplash after, and why we couldn’t look away.
Medieval Times gets reviewed like a consumer report. The horses and hawk are cool, the tournament runs long, and the sugar crash is real.
Waffle House is loud enough to qualify as an assault, with plate slams, silverware buckets, and a screaming family turning breakfast into sensory warfare.
There’s also a return to the “K-pop boyfriend” conversation, what people mean when they say it, and why it can feel weird. That leads into a surprisingly earnest sidebar on poly relationships, “my wife’s boyfriend” dynamics, and what that kind of arrangement does to people over time.
Plus: caterpillars, butterflies, pollination, bad Italian food, a chaotic bill, and the kind of small annoyances that become the whole story.

Enjoy What’s Left of Your Day (Happy Birthday GARY!) Jan 17, 2026

What goes through your mind in the second before you die, and is that moment worse than the pain itself?
Nuclear weapons and energy warfare. The psychology of fear, and why dying instantly might be preferable to surviving what comes after.
Autoerotic asphyxiation, public shame, and how families rewrite uncomfortable truths.
How cultural perception flips overnight, from fear to obsession. K-pop, Netflix, and the line between admiration and fetishization.
Scorpions, snake venom, and the idea that sometimes survival isn’t the point.
Corporate media, the collapse of local radio, Covid guilt, money stress, aging, and the low-grade anxiety underneath everyday life.

Counting Houses Jan 09, 2026

What’s the worst kind of workout humiliation, the kind where your expensive running shoes audibly pop like a balloon mid-treadmill, or the kind where a coach screams about your form while you try not to puke in a warehouse parking lot. A detour through OrangeTheory, CrossFit, and a firefighter-style tire-flip training session turns into a surprisingly honest argument about what “fitness culture” actually rewards, why some people thrive on rejection and constant selling, and why ad pitches can feel like pure math fraud when the time slot is basically for insomniacs and tweakers.
Then the conversation drifts into Stranger Things and whether the ending reads like a real story, a Dungeons and Dragons retcon, or a full “it was all a game” twist, complete with credit-sequence evidence, character survival math, and the kind of nitpicking that only happens when you care too much and still want to complain. From there it becomes a walking tour that turns mildly conspiratorial. “Gary” and “Selena” cut through a quiet neighborhood in Arizona, debate whether it feels haunted or just over-surveilled, clock weird houses and empty streets, and start counting properties like amateur investigators, recalculating the total in real time while trying not to look like they are casing the place.
The side quests include barcoded turtles with questionable names, sidewalk accessibility theories, community pool commentary, and the creeping realization that counting houses is how you get yourself on someone’s doorbell camera montage. It gets increasingly inappropriate in the way real conversations do when nobody is trying to behave. Helen Keller jokes collide with Heelys logistics, poop incidents stack up, noise-canceling headphones become a relationship hazard, and a Fruit Roll-Up debate goes fully off the rails. Add a stairwell smell so bad it becomes a local mystery, an Arizona heat complaint spiral, and a late-game pivot into Medieval Times hype, boozy slushie speculation, dessert martinis, Vegas dinner sticker shock, and wedding venue memories that make expensive burgers feel even more tragic.

Ignore The Guy With The Hat Jan 01, 2026

A New Year walk turns into a loose, meandering argument about whether it is better to storm off during a fight or accidentally get lost on a dark community college campus while electric-bike teenagers circle a little too slowly. From there the conversation drifts through Christmas gifts, light therapy face masks, shark masks from Spirit Halloween, and the strange psychology of buying something expensive because it never goes on sale.
A parked Mustang outside a Mormon church sparks youth pastor theories, which quickly slide into Joseph Smith lore, golden tablets, hats, secret names, and who exactly gets called to which planet. Movie and TV nostalgia creeps in next. Princess Bride debates, tights-based medieval fashion logic, Robin Hood physics, Braveheart indifference, A Knight’s Tale appreciation, and the growing suspicion that Stranger Things might end as a Dungeons and Dragons campaign reveal. Credit sequences get analyzed, character ages questioned, and Dustin’s emotional arc critiqued with more passion than anyone expected. The walk keeps going and so do the detours. “Gary” and “Selena” talk Medieval Times logistics, actor unions, Scottsdale knights, boozy slushie probabilities, and whether corporate team-building has gone too far.
That spirals into holiday food breakdowns, gravy packet math, pizza over-ordering, and how salad math never works the way anyone thinks it will. By the end, it stacks into pure conversational sprawl. YouTube premium loyalty, radio money politics, Mario Tennis obsession, Switch release frustration, Christmas haul accounting, zipline safety skepticism, Titanic logic, ghost towns, and the quiet realization that this is what happens when nobody is editing, nobody is behaving, and you are close enough to hear everything you probably were not supposed to.

Ryan Murphy's Lady Lawyers Pt 2 Nov 14, 2025

How does a conversation start with oyster crackers meant for soup and end up as a full-scale debate about celebrity hotness rankings, fast food dessert scams, and why every online platform eventually turns into a magnet for predators. It opens with hunger logic and snack crimes, the kind that turn a couch into a crumb scene and a Sunday afternoon into a running argument about who forgets grocery staples, who drops food everywhere, and what counts as a normal amount of crackers to inhale just to “absorb the acid.”
Somewhere in the middle, a rhinestone-covered gingerbread house that lights up becomes a serious creative project, complete with battery paranoia and a very specific fear of doing hours of work for a total Christmas Vacation-style failure. Then it pivots hard into celebrity attraction math. Leonardo DiCaprio eras, Brad Pitt timelines, Ryan Reynolds falloff, Joaquin Phoenix face debates, and the sudden rage sparked by people rebranding their own names. It slides into pop culture side quests like It’s Always Sunny seasons that feel like a punishment, the celebrity business industrial complex, and the idea that making makeup, tequila, or supplements is the safest way to stay famous without ever risking a new album.
The internet segment gets darker fast. A lawsuit over a kids game being used for grooming, the memory of AOL-style chat room “asl” moments, and how easy it was to think you were talking to a teenager when it was probably a grown man. It jumps to viral headlines that feel fake but are real, including a hotel worker washing stained sheets in a hot tub while guests are still in it, plus the bleak realization that a lot of “safe” spaces are only safe until someone figures out how to exploit them.
Food comes roaring back at the end with Taco Bell’s Baja Blast pie hype, the rage of app-only menu items that never exist at your location, and the familiar corporate trick of going viral just to get people in the door. It closes where it began, with petty domestic chaos turned into a full argument archive, crumbs, orzo everywhere, and “Gary” and “Selena” treating minor messes like evidence in a case that will never be dismissed.

Ryan Murphy's Lady Lawyers Pt 1 Nov 14, 2025

On this episode, terrible person covers a mix of trending news, weird stories, and everyday disasters. Topics include Kim Kardashian reportedly failing the bar exam, the most commonly missed warning signs of dementia, and Trailer Park Boys actor Mike Smith being charged with sexual assault. There’s also a discussion about Christopher Nolan’s Tenet and whether it’s genius or nonsense, the strange design of hydrofoil racing sailboats, and the difference between luxury yachts and simple chill boats. Other highlights include a kitchen meltdown caused by bugs in flour and Target pasta, a talk about how restraining orders actually work, and speculation about Zach Bagans’ haunted museum.
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Wet Ass Pizza Pt 1 Nov 07, 2025

"Gary" and "Selena" spiral through awkward vape shop encounters, Comic-Con chaos, and how close things came to going very wrong at a convention tied to Power Rangers lore. The conversation jumps from cosplay weapons and near-death moments into celebrity transformations, reality TV fatigue, and the strange evolution of fame over time.
"Gary" and "Selena" dig into nostalgia, boyhood TV obsessions, Halloween letdowns, and how growing up changes the way public spaces, pop stars, and traditions feel. Along the way, food disasters, overpriced groceries, wet pizza regret, and everyday domestic annoyances turn into the kind of rambling that only makes sense when you hear it happening in real time.

Wet Ass Pizza Pt 2 Nov 07, 2025

How does a conversation start with a Silence of the Lambs quote hunt and end with an extremely detailed review of a bathroom upgrade that becomes a full debate about the physics of aiming, the ethics of “priming,” and what qualifies as a peanut-butter situation. It opens in full movie-nerd mode with Buffalo Bill voice impressions, actor trivia spirals, and side quests through Monk, Wings, and why a forgotten talking-parrot movie deserves more respect than it got. That turns into horror recommendations that feel like a trap, including Bring Her Back and the kind of scenes that permanently live in your brain once you have heard them, plus the rage that follows when a movie’s logic falls apart the moment you think too hard about basic parental supervision. Then it slides into reality TV discomfort and social dynamics. Sister Wives gets analyzed like a hostage negotiation, especially the boyfriend meeting that turns into a job interview, complete with power plays, weird hypotheticals, and the kind of performative masculinity that makes everyone in the room sweat.
The film talk gets meaner and more specific with a reassessment of Tenet that goes from “genius” to “actually terrible” once you start rewatching it, plus the broader Christopher Nolan problem of confusing the audience on purpose. Interstellar gets a reluctant pass, Batman movies get separated into a different category entirely, and The Odyssey becomes a future anxiety spiral about what happens when a director can’t resist making everything a puzzle. Then the conversation takes a hard left into pop culture discourse and the strange new era of gambling apps, lingerie branding, and algorithmic brain rot. A Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show watch turns into a bigger argument about presentation, identity, and how quickly people start second-guessing what they are looking at once the framing gets weird, followed by a bleak detour into Garfield bingo, mobile slots, and the depressing math of tiny winnings that only exist to keep people hooked.
It closes with maximum inappropriate domestic logistics when “Gary” and “Selena” install a bidet and immediately treat it like a product review, a scientific experiment, and a moral crisis all at once. Water temperature preferences, feature settings, seat-heating skepticism, cold plunge jokes, and the growing realization that the real horror movie is two adults discussing bathroom mechanics with this much confidence.

One Eye Bob Pt 2 Oct 31, 2025

Do pop stars age out of relevance overnight, or does the culture just decide it is bored all at once. A casual opener about Sabrina Carpenter versus Taylor Swift turns into a broader teardown of pop star energy, homeschool vibes, relationship branding, and the moment when celebrities stop feeling aspirational and start feeling deeply uncool. Kardashian fatigue sets in, Travis Barker affection becomes suspicious, and Blink-182 lore somehow drifts into alien conspiracies, government disclosures, and the creeping sense that the weirdest guy in the band might have been the most normal one. The middle stretches into full paranormal tourism.
Mushroom gummies, the Zak Bagans museum, crawl spaces, cursed boxes, salt circles, and the specific discomfort of being trapped in a room longer than you want to be while something unseen feels like it is watching. The line between “vibes” and fear gets blurry, especially when time stretches, expectations collapse, and you realize how long five hours can feel when you are waiting to leave. From there it jumps straight into road rage sociology. Neighborhood speed enforcers, aggressive middle fingers, polite honks gone wrong, and the quiet code drivers develop to survive traffic without losing their minds.
Courtesy flashes, moral victories, and the strange power trip of controlling a lane for three seconds too long. The last stretch zooms out into money, status, and systems that quietly rot everything they touch. Sports gambling scandals, point shaving, fake competition, and the unsettling idea that entire leagues function more like scripted entertainment than fair play. Youth sports, sororities, travel teams, and coaching grifts stack into one long argument about parents outsourcing childhood, paying obscene amounts of money for manufactured experiences, and confusing pressure with purpose. It ends in a place that feels fitting. Overthinking, exhaustion, side arguments, sudden sincerity, and the slow realization that most of this chaos comes from people trying too hard to win systems that were never designed to be fair in the first place.

One Eye Bob Pt 1 Oct 31, 2025

What happens when a month off turns into a loose, spiraling reentry full of tech indecision, pop culture resentment, and deeply specific grievances that have been waiting patiently to come out. It starts with a deceptively simple question about buying a new phone and immediately unravels into nostalgia for smaller devices, trade-in scams, Apple Store psychology, and the quiet fantasy of accidentally losing a phone just to force a reset. That momentum carries straight into television disappointment, especially the growing frustration with prestige crime shows that feel more interested in shock, sex, and symbolism than actually telling a coherent story.
From there, celebrity irritation takes over. Ryan Murphy fatigue, Kardashian burnout, Travis Barker suspicion, radio personalities who confuse relevance with coolness, and the strange confidence of people who think money automatically makes them interesting. Industry stories bleed into resentment about executives, private jets, fake wellness drinks, and the surreal experience of watching corporations collapse upward while everyone else gets nothing. The conversation keeps sliding into modern anxiety. Microplastics, micro metals, vitamins that do not dissolve, medicine that does not work, and the creeping sense that everything sold as “healthy” will eventually turn out to be a scam.
Childhood myths get revisited, gum swallowing gets disproven the hard way, and bodily oversharing becomes unavoidable. By the end, it settles into domestic chaos and media overload. Troubled-teen shows, cult logic, unnecessary TV sex scenes, cat-sitting paranoia, door-checking rituals, and the constant low-grade stress of trying to be responsible while everything feels slightly out of control. “Gary” and “Selena” circle all of it with no real conclusion, just the relief of saying the quiet parts out loud.

Let Them (FREE EPISODE ONLY) Sep 28, 2025

What starts as a casual “free episode” immediately turns into a long spiral about modern TV pacing, cultural burnout, and why nothing can just come out all at once anymore. Streaming shows get put on trial, from the surprising strength of Wednesday to the slow, hypnotic frustration of Severance, where episodes blur together and entire seasons feel like endurance tests. Long waits, split releases, and cliffhangers turn watching television into a commitment instead of entertainment, raising the question of whether patience is a virtue or just something audiences are being forced into. From there it slides into domestic logistics and low-stakes victories. Storage units as adult milestones, reclaimed closet space, Halloween decorations expanding unchecked, and the quiet satisfaction of finally having somewhere to put seasonal nonsense.
Candy becomes a problem. Sour coatings, rough textures, citric acid regret, and the universal truth that snacks somehow get louder at night. The conversation drifts through health anxiety, internet panic cycles, and the constant feeling that everything is either bad for you now or will be later. Old myths resurface, new fears replace them, and certainty remains impossible. Somewhere in the middle, a philosophy emerges: “let them,” except no one can agree on what that actually means in practice. It ends exactly where it should. Hunger, irritation, circular debates, and the realization that deciding what to eat for dinner can be harder than solving any of the bigger problems discussed along the way.

P.T. So Delicious Sep 14, 2025

A free-flowing conversation moves from pop culture curiosity into heavier cultural reflection, starting with skepticism around celebrity-centered documentaries and how obsession gets packaged as storytelling. Current events cast a shadow over the episode, touching on political violence, public discourse, and the uneasy feeling of living through moments that instantly become history. Memories of September 11 resurface, focusing less on spectacle and more on what the day felt like in real time, how schools reacted, how adults behaved, and how confusion lingered long after.
From there, the discussion veers into noise, modern life overload, and how constant stimulation makes silence feel unsettling. Airplanes, traffic, and background chaos turn into a meditation on how rarely things actually stop anymore. The tone swings again into dark humor and late-night philosophy. Aliens, simulations, UFOs, ghosts, the afterlife, and whether existence is closer to a game, a loop, or a one-time experience. Big questions collide with absurd hypotheticals, half-formed theories, and the realization that nobody really knows anything. The episode winds down with everyday friction and intimacy. Travel memories, exhaustion, creative hobbies, unfinished projects, and the way hunger and heat can derail any conversation. Serious thoughts dissolve into jokes, irritation, and the familiar rhythm of talking in circles until dinner becomes the only remaining problem.

Ambushed for Content Pt 2 Sep 06, 2025

A conversation that starts with everyday background noise and drifts straight into modern paranoia. Surveillance cameras, license plate readers, and how easily movement data is tracked without anyone noticing. A deep dive into rehab and sober-living scams, insurance fraud, and the way addiction treatment can be exploited for profit. From there it slides into sleep deprivation, falling asleep on the couch, silent retreats, desert heat walks, and the strange feeling of being watched while moving through normal neighborhoods. Ordering food regret becomes a surprisingly emotional topic, followed by weight, diet, dopamine, and how people cope with stress through food. The second half spirals into AI-generated hypotheticals, parasocial fans, viral humiliation, simulation theory, free will, NPC behavior, and whether modern life already feels scripted. Surveillance, burnout, paranoia, and internet brain all collide in one long unravel.

Ambushed for Content Pt 1 (w/ Johnjay Van Es) Sep 06, 2025

A loose, chaotic hang that starts with food talk and pop culture burnout before spiraling into celebrity obsession, oversaturation, and how fame rewires the way people talk about relationships. A surprise phone call turns into a long catch-up covering radio life, documentaries, true crime fixation, Amanda Knox, and the strange comfort of shared media memories. From there it veers into Vegas stories, haunted museums,
Blue Man Group chaos, mushrooms, horror movies, and why certain attractions feel cursed on a spiritual level. Horror films, conspiracy curiosity, cult vibes, and morbid collectibles blur together with industry nostalgia, creative burnout, and the weird afterlife of public personas. By the end it’s movie recommendations, true crime spirals, celebrity fatigue, and the kind of conversations that feel half nostalgic, half unhinged, and completely unscripted.

Haunted Museums & Blue Men (Premium Only - Vegas Recap) Aug 30, 2025

A Vegas recap that quickly turns into sensory overload. Endless casinos that all feel like malls, overpriced food, resort fees, and the strange exhaustion that comes from never actually being outside. From there it escalates into haunted museums, cult-like tour guides, cursed artifacts, serial killer memorabilia, and the uncomfortable feeling of being trapped inside a horror attraction for way too long. Mushrooms amplify everything. Long waits, loud videos, fog machines, claustrophobic crawl spaces, and rooms that feel spiritually incorrect. Ted Bundy, John Wayne Gacy, Jack Kevorkian, haunted objects, and the line between “museum” and “psychological endurance test.” Anxiety spikes, patience disappears, and reality starts to feel thin.
The night peaks with Blue Man Group chaos. Front-row intensity, eye contact, audience participation, booming drums, lasers, paint, marshmallows, and a surreal moment that feels cosmically targeted. The energy carries straight into Vegas NPC encounters, simulator rides gone wrong, late-night food failures, and the creeping realization that half the people around might not be real. By the end it’s exhaustion, bruises, sugar crashes, public weirdness, simulation theory, and the lingering question of whether Vegas itself is haunted.

The Largest Pt 2 Aug 22, 2025

A meandering conversation that starts with selling clothes and thrift-store economics before drifting into consumer culture, retail politics, and why big-box stores feel more expensive and less worth it than ever. Seasonal fashion trends, skinny jeans dying off, and the quiet humiliation of getting rejected by resale counters set the tone. From there it spirals into corporate behavior, unions, Walmart documentaries,
Target backlash, and how politics, branding, and shopping have become weirdly inseparable. Schools, surveillance tech, keylogging, work devices, and the creeping sense that everything you type is being watched push the discussion into modern paranoia. The back half fractures into internet absurdity and cultural noise. AI-generated headlines, bizarre viral stories, strange animals, Mars obsession, celebrity tangents, conspiracy-adjacent thinking, and the way conversations slowly dissolve when there’s too much information and no clear point. It all ends where it always does: hunger, dinner decisions, and the realization that none of this actually resolved anything.

The Largest Pt 1 Aug 22, 2025

A chaotic opener that immediately spirals from fake intros and website plugs into a debate about getting “co-opted by the government,” relationship hypotheticals, and whether weed is quietly turning everyone into paranoid, forgetful NPCs. From there: cam-snap cameras vs cam soda (unfortunate brain autocorrect), memory glitches, mushrooms, coyotes, and why your brain stores the wrong information at the worst possible time. Then it’s TV talk (aliens, hate-watching, unlikable protagonists), gaming completionism, and why some modern games are too big to be fun. A quick detour through Chicago chaos, drunk decisions, and being the kind of person who throws a dodgeball across a store and immediately needs to flee the scene. It ends the way all responsible adult episodes end: no dinner plan, Vegas looming, premium baiting, and the “biggest/largest” theme song living rent-free in everyone’s head.

Street Burritos and Free Bleeding Pt 2 Aug 16, 2025

A premium spiral that starts with street burritos and free bleeding and somehow escalates into global population collapse, sex trafficking economics, and why modern society feels spiritually poisoned. From period politics and performative activism to China’s gender imbalance, trafficked brides, and why the math alone guarantees long-term chaos. Then it veers hard into government experiments, MK-Ultra, LSD brothels, Ted Kaczynski, Charles Manson, plutonium-fed hospital patients, and the unsettling idea that none of this was accidental. Add in Ozempic blindness, phone screens destroying eyesight, chemical food conspiracies, cloud seeding desperation, and why sugar might literally disconnect the soul from the body. Also included: Albertsons rage, non-alcoholic booze disappointment, radio fill-in anxiety, aging goth admiration, Donkey Kong Bonanza exhaustion, and the creeping realization that nothing about this timeline feels normal. Highly inappropriate. Extremely unfiltered. Absolutely not calming.

Street Burritos and Free Bleeding Pt 1 Aug 15, 2025

Arizona wrong way drivers
Phoenix freeway crashes and fatal accidents
State and city lawsuits after highway deaths
Wrong way driving causes and safety failures
Taylor Swift new album backlash
Travis Kelce celebrity media saturation
Pop culture overexposure and fame fatigue
Sweet James billboard lawyer criticism
Phoenix attorney advertising culture
Predatory law firm marketing
Moon landing conspiracy theories
Fly Me to the Moon movie discussion
NASA footage skepticism
Sidewalk burrito survival story
Extreme cleanses and fasting disasters
Public bodily horror stories
Adult diapers and aging anxiety
Free bleeding discourse
Modern culture absurdity
Unfiltered relationship conversation

I Thought Hurricane Season Was Over Pt 2 Aug 03, 2025

A long, unfiltered spiral that starts with Jeffrey Epstein conspiracy theories and missing jail footage, then slides into prison politics, pardons, and why billionaires never seem to face real consequences. From there it drifts into Uber safety debates, vertigo panic, sinus infections, sleep fights, snoring accusations, and the low-grade tension of trying to share a couch like functional adults. Pop culture takes over with Adam Sandler sequels, comedy nostalgia, Severance season two disappointment, and which movies deserved to end sooner. A late-night pivot into meteor showers, Project Blue Beam, UFO anxiety, Anne Frank conspiracy myths, and whether reality is quietly glitching in the background. The back half dissolves into theater-kid chaos, Hollywood weirdos, celebrity downfall hypotheticals, Britney Spears discourse, aging goth admiration, running in extreme heat, relationship irritation, and the familiar rhythm of talking in circles until exhaustion wins.

I Thought Hurricane Season Was Over Pt 1 Aug 03, 2025

Hurricane Katrina documentary breakdown
Levee failures and systemic collapse
New Orleans flooding timeline
Emergency response failures and FEMA confusion
Superdome conditions and displacement
Poverty, race, and disaster response
Government preparedness and accountability
Media coverage of Katrina aftermath
Cultural loss and long-term damage
Personal memories of Katrina era
Justin Timberlake Lyme disease discussion
Celebrity health headlines
Pennsylvania surrogacy loophole controversy
Sex offender legal gaps
Public safety legislation debates
Nintendo Switch pickup and gaming talk
Cat behavior theories
Domestic irritation and couch arguments
Modern news absurdity
Unfiltered relationship conversation

The Johnjay & Rich AMA Jul 25, 2025

An extended AMA that traces a full radio career arc, from landing an internship to leaving a long-running morning show after more than a decade. Behind-the-scenes radio dynamics, unpaid internships, internal politics, corporate decisions, creative burnout, and what it actually takes to survive in broadcast media.
Stories move through quitting moments, pay cuts, contract disputes, canceled projects, viral podcast success, and how corporate media handles creators once things get complicated. Reflections on grief, mental health, ego, resentment, loyalty, and the quiet pressure of being publicly funny while privately exhausted. Also covered: industry favoritism, audience backlash, coworker conflicts, creative control, censorship, career pivots, marriage changing priorities, and the reality of choosing stability over identity. A raw look at ambition, disappointment, closure, and what comes after walking away from something that defined your adult life.

Weird News Week Jul 25, 2025

Weird news headlines and off-the-rails media stories
Coldplay kiss cam scandal and workplace affair speculation
Celebrity deaths, accidents, and vacation tragedies
Cruise ship disappearances and unsolved mystery documentaries
Hotel deaths, strange fatalities, and funeral home reality
Bizarre medical incidents and shocking hospital stories
Corporate conspiracies and Epstein distraction theories
Internet outrage cycles and viral scandal fatigue
Relationship fights, sickness arguments, and domestic chaos
Pop culture commentary and late-night news spirals

Battery with batteries Pt 1 Jul 18, 2025

Domestic arguments and accidental chaos at home
A shattered Pyrex disaster and household damage control
Debating whether to release a long radio show AMA
Twelve years of radio work and complicated exits
Roller skating fantasies, birthday ideas, and midlife fitness plans
Workplace scandals involving teachers and students
Power imbalance, grooming, and uncomfortable school rumors
Crime headlines, yacht murders, and violent news cycles
Conspiracy thinking, media burnout, and avoiding the news
Everyday couple banter drifting into dark real-world topics

Battery with batteries Pt 2 Jul 18, 2025

Couple “podcast prep” as the actual premium episode concept
Commute-call recording idea and everyday road-rage audio
Food tangents: turtle soup, frog legs, quail, gizzards, “use the whole chicken”
Pop culture/news grab bag: Kanye accusations, JoJo Siwa dating chatter
Dark TV/doc talk: “The Killer Speaks” biker grandpa confession story
Quick legal-ish detour: assault vs battery, sexual assault vs sexual battery
Haircut story: someone reportedly died in a salon chair mid-haircut
Cruise-ship show tie-in and reliving their own recent cruise
Conspiracy spiral: Bill Cosby “barbecue sauce” clip → 9/11/Dick Cheney theories
Nintendo Switch 2 hunt and asking listeners for leads/help finding stock

SPECIAL EDITION: 2 Week Notice Pt 2 Jun 26, 2025

Poop Cruise documentary and Carnival cruise sewage disaster Cruise ship plumbing failure, passenger conditions, and refunds Cat behavior, wet food diets, and extreme litter box odor Internet NPC theory and bot activity online DARPA, CERN, and the origins of the internet Artificial intelligence consciousness and reality theories Fox rescue organization controversy and online harassment Animal rescue burnout and social media bullying M3GAN movie discussion and AI horror themes Cobra Kai convention biting incident Celebrity assault allegations and public reactions College sports abuse scandals and institutional coverups Penn State, Joe Paterno, and Jerry Sandusky fallout Justin Bieber, child stardom, and mental health Music industry power structures and accountability Hollywood protection systems and celebrity consequences

SPECIAL EDITION: 2 Week Notice Pt 1 Jun 26, 2025

Gary and Selena discuss giving a two week notice and leaving a long running radio job, including reactions from coworkers and what comes next. They talk about watching the HBO funeral industry documentary and what it gets right and wrong, along with dark humor around death, cremation, and funeral home behavior. Gary and Selena spend time on life with multiple cats, introducing a new cat into the house, cat dominance behavior, play fighting, hissing, and how different cats interact.
The episode covers watching the Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders series on Netflix, reactions to reality TV storytelling choices, and charity storylines. Gary and Selena talk about swimming at family homes, listening to Kesha, missing live TV broadcasts, frustration with local scheduling, and pop culture moments including Stephen King adaptations, horror movies, and current celebrity headlines. The conversation also includes leaving iHeartMedia, future plans, inside radio culture, and navigating change after more than a decade in the same job.

Big Time Boat Trip Pt 2 Jun 21, 2025

Gary and Selena continue breaking down their cruise honeymoon, including shore excursions, tour buses, group dynamics, and frustrations with other passengers. They talk about visiting Rome, dealing with long lines at the Vatican, extreme heat, and overcrowding, along with navigating European cities and packing mistakes. Gary and Selena share stories from sea days on the ship, walking tracks, unexpected insects, and spending time high while traveling through Spain.
The episode covers couples massages, aggressive cruise upselling, bike tours, and food experiences on the ship, including Korean barbecue group dining, forced drinking games, and walking out of a multi course tasting restaurant. They also discuss turbulence during flights, plane crash news, running out of gas, grocery store frustrations, a ruined birthday cake order, bad customer service, and awkward encounters with strangers while traveling.

Big Time Boat Trip Pt 1 Jun 21, 2025

Gary and Selena kick off their honeymoon cruise stories with travel chaos, jet ski excursions in open water, and navigating European cities before boarding the ship. They talk through Barcelona, Mallorca, Ibiza, Corsica, and underground cave tours, including aggressive tour guides, crowded buses, and tense group dynamics. The episode covers jet skiing mishaps, sun rashes, pushy tourists, awkward confrontations in stores, and anxiety around transportation schedules.
Gary and Selena also dive into cruise dining experiences, unlimited food and drink options, airline travel stress, airport smells, public bathroom disasters, and near misses while trying to make it back to the ship. Along the way they share stories about museums, excursions, overpriced hotel breakfasts, food culture differences, customer service frustrations, travel exhaustion, and the small moments that turn vacations into survival stories.

Slurts Pt 2 May 23, 2025

Gary and Selena talk through social media culture, influencer narcissism, and how phones shifted from tools into full time addictions. They discuss memory gaps, losing track of past experiences, and how constant content consumption affects relationships and real life connections. The conversation moves into celebrity crime stories, including the Menendez brothers, media driven justice narratives, and speculation around high profile trials.
Gary and Selena also react to extreme internet stunts, OnlyFans headlines, celebrity scandals, and viral news stories, along with discussions about death, near death experiences, and public reactions to them. The episode weaves through travel stress, flying anxiety, aging family members, airport routines, generational differences, and the small frustrations that build into bigger conversations about culture, attention, and modern life.

Slurts? Pt 1 May 23, 2025

Gary and Selena debate Star Wars versus Harry Potter and how cultural obsession shapes entire generations. They talk about attention spans, why movies feel harder to commit to than TV shows, and how streaming platforms recycle older content instead of creating anything memorable. The conversation shifts into phone addiction, grayscale screens, slot machines, gambling psychology, and how apps borrow tactics from casinos.
Gary and Selena break down influencer behavior in public spaces, social media performance culture, and the rise of manufactured online personas. They also touch on celebrity burnout, Justin Bieber headlines, fame aging poorly, reality television excess, Mormon influencer culture, and why modern entertainment feels increasingly hollow despite constant content.

Miami May 13, 2025

Gary and Selena open with travel logistics, surprise plans, and the chaos of juggling gigs, pets, and last-minute schedules. They riff on the vibe of “Electric Pickle,” Miami energy, and nostalgia for old pop culture moments, then pivot into movie talk with a horror recommendation and a discussion about what makes violence feel inventive versus excessive.
The episode slides into celebrity commentary, including weird press cycles, fame spirals, and how internet discourse turns every quote into a headline. Gary and Selena also talk about good-deed impulses, random public encounters, and the emotional weight of memorial sites and grief when it hits close to home. From there, they spiral into reality-TV taste, architecture and celebrity homes, aging, body maintenance, aesthetics, and the weird anxiety of how people present themselves in public. The conversation closes on fashion arguments, travel fantasies, and a final burst of chaotic audio nonsense that perfectly captures the show’s energy.

Soakin' Pt 2 May 02, 2025

Gary and Selena get into celebrity drama surrounding Prince Harry, Meghan Markle, and the British royal family, including title disputes and public backlash. They talk about shock documentaries and extreme media with discussions around Faces of Death, graphic historical footage, and why people are drawn to disturbing content. The episode includes conversation about cursed films, on-set tragedies, and stories tied to The Twilight Zone movie and The Wizard of Oz.
Gary and Selena also dive into conspiracy theories involving smart dust, surveillance technology, time loops, and how phones may be changing human behavior and health. Other topics include influencer culture, gambling psychology, internet addiction, generational differences in social behavior, secret societies, fraternity rituals, public embarrassment, COVID origin theories, ancient burial discoveries, Titanic letters, pop culture nostalgia, and reflections on modern media consumption.

Soakin' Pt 1 May 02, 2025

Gary and Selena talk through backlash and reaction after a polarizing radio appearance, including audience responses, accusations of being inappropriate, and why authenticity tends to divide listeners. The conversation moves into Mormon soaking culture, how it works, why it exists, and the bizarre logistics surrounding it. Gary and Selena also discuss celebrity identity shifts, including JoJo Siwa’s public comments, religious conversion culture, and viral “I’m not gay anymore” moments.
Other topics include pets witnessing intimacy, sensory awkwardness, snack obsessions, vaping etiquette, influencer behavior, generational confidence, work conference partying, psychedelics, long-distance check-ins, jealousy misunderstandings, television criticism, and why certain prestige shows feel stuck in narrative loops. The episode ends with funeral home scandals, alleged misconduct, consent violations, and teasing deeper conversations about conspiracies, media manipulation, and emerging cultural anxieties.

JJR Couples Therapy 1 - (Uncensored) Apr 28, 2025

Grant and Cait kick off an uncensored Couples Therapy simulcast with chaotic “horny honey” experiments, unexpected side effects, and the kind of intimate oversharing that instantly shocks new listeners. They bounce between marriage routines, Cait’s new glasses and eye doctor mishaps, and the darkest possible dinner-table topics like vomiting horror stories, fast-food aftermath, and whether certain “kinks” should ever exist.
Grant and Cait dig into how they met, how their personalities clash and complement, and the very real pet peeves that can turn a normal night into a full-blown argument. They also unpack family reactions to the podcast, conspiracy tolerance, jealousy misunderstandings, and why planning dinner has somehow become one of the most dangerous parts of married life. The episode closes with an absurd mushroom-fueled misunderstanding, podcast “rotation” paranoia, aging panic, and a final riddle that sets the tone for exactly what this series is going to be.

Clown Hair Pt 2 Apr 17, 2025

Gary and Selena move from candy nostalgia and Southwest tourist culture into strange observations about souvenir towns, crystal shops, and why certain places feel identical no matter where you are. They talk about celebrity arrests, public intoxication lines, mushrooms versus alcohol, and how setting and lighting can completely derail a good night. The conversation drifts into microdosing routines, stomach issues, health realizations, and unexpected side effects from habits that were supposed to improve life.
Gary and Selena break down Black Mirror episodes, simulation theory, whether reality feels artificial, and why certain stories land emotionally while others miss. Other topics include celebrity legacy, who will actually be remembered in history, class barriers in elite sports, viral news stories, conspiracy-adjacent thinking, family obligations, miscommunication spirals, errands that turn into arguments, Target versus Old Navy debates, and how everyday logistics quietly become relationship stress tests.

Clown Hair Pt 1 Apr 17, 2025

Gary and Selena dive into skepticism about space travel, celebrity space tourism, and why media spectacle feels disconnected from reality. They talk about women in space headlines, distrust of billion-dollar stunts, Arizona weather anomalies, strange cloud formations, and how quickly conversations shift from festivals like Coachella into broader cultural exhaustion.
Gary and Selena move through travel restrictions, visa requirements, global mobility frustrations, Mario Kart distractions, mushrooms, and altered states as tools for questioning perception. The episode drifts into intimacy habits, sex and music, dream logic, relationship miscommunication, nightmares, irritation spirals, and how humor can defuse tension. Other topics include haircuts as accidental therapy, self-image, social awkwardness, small talk avoidance, errands turning existential, technology dependence, conspiracy thinking, reality boundaries, and the feeling that something fundamental about the world no longer adds up.

Vape Store Revelations Pt 2 Apr 11, 2025

Gary and Selena talk through impulse versus patience, everyday irritations, and why small rewards feel meaningful in a chaotic world. They move from clothing choices and personal style into intimacy boundaries, confidence, and why buying clothes for other people often backfires. Gary and Selena share a vape store encounter that turns into an unexpected discussion about supplements, masculinity, desire, and awkward retail honesty.
The conversation expands into television reactions, including White Lotus themes around morality, money, and betrayal. They react to breaking news involving musicians, police encounters, crime footage, and the psychological toll of violence. Gary and Selena discuss genetic engineering, extinct animals, fears around technological overreach, and whether society is moving too fast. Other topics include celebrity backlash, Disney controversies, media scapegoating, childhood nostalgia, generational shifts, Easter consumerism, royal family drama, conspiracy thinking, gun anxiety, public confrontations, and the constant background hum of unease shaping modern life

Vape Store Revelations Pt 1 Apr 11, 2025

Gary and Selena move through a loose, unfiltered stretch of conversation that jumps from nicotine pouches and vape-store encounters to live music chaos, festival crowds, and the strange social rituals that happen when brands, substances, and people collide.
As the episode unfolds, Gary and Selena drift into observations about relationships, money, celebrity tie-ins, and the oddly intimate moments that surface in public places, all while letting jokes, tension, and occasional inappropriate asides slip through. The result feels like overhearing Gary and Selena think out loud in real time, with humor constantly brushing up against discomfort, honesty, and everyday absurdity.

Co-JiTA-KooL-AiD Pt 2 Apr 04, 2025

"Gary" and "Selena" drift through a long, winding conversation that jumps from cosmetic procedures and body anxiety into arguments, misunderstandings, and the quiet tension that builds after a fight. As the episode unfolds, "Gary" and "Selena" touch on jealousy, fear, public safety, and the strange ways everyday disagreements turn emotional when nobody feels heard.
The discussion spirals outward into aliens, religion, true-crime headlines, fame, violence, and internet overload, with "Gary" and "Selena" reacting in real time as humor, discomfort, and raw honesty bleed together. It feels less like a performance and more like overhearing a private conversation that keeps slipping between jokes and something heavier underneath.

Co-JiTA-KooL-AiD Pt 1 Apr 04, 2025

"Gary" and "Selena" open this episode in a loose, chaotic rhythm that slides from pop culture obsession into absurd invention, relationship banter, and creeping existential thoughts. As they react to television moments, product ideas, AI, fame, and internet spectacle, "Gary" and "Selena" bounce between playful curiosity and uneasy reflection.
The conversation moves from harmless jokes into darker undercurrents about attention, validation, safety, and how quickly everyday life turns surreal. It feels like listening in as "Gary" and "Selena" talk themselves in circles, chasing laughs while accidentally brushing up against something uncomfortable and real.

Bearded Peers Pt 2 Mar 21, 2025

Gary and Selena drift through unpaid gigs, ruined dinners, public embarrassment, and half-serious conspiracy theories as the episode unfolds into a string of everyday failures and uneasy observations. From cooking mistakes and throwing up in public to questioning space travel, money, work, and whether anything actually functions the way it’s supposed to, Gary and Selena balance frustration with humor that keeps curdling into something heavier. The conversation feels like two people circling the same questions about trust, effort, and meaning while distracting themselves with stories, arguments, and passing absurdities that never fully land where they expect.

Bearded Peers Pt 1 Mar 21, 2025

Gary and Selena move through awkward neighbor encounters, daytime coyotes, scammy “expert” advice, and spiraling thoughts about race, media, and credibility. What starts with small irritations around home life stretches into bigger discomfort about who gets to speak, who profits off insecurity, and how easily conversations slide into paranoia, frustration, and dark curiosity.
Gary and Selena circle these moments with humor that keeps slipping into unease, letting everyday observations expose how thin the line is between boredom, anger, and genuine confusion about the world they’re navigating.

Heidi Klum’s Hands & The Magical Creatures Pt 2 Mar 14, 2025

"Gary" and "Selena" spiral through celebrity obsession, reality television burn-out, and conspiracy-tinged speculation, bouncing between Heidi Klum, YouTube fame cycles, and why certain public figures feel impossible to escape. The conversation moves into space travel skepticism, stranded astronauts, billionaire tech theatrics, and whether any of it feels real anymore.
From there, "Gary" and "Selena" drift into Disney controversies, Snow White backlash, magical creatures, casting debates, and the strange logic behind outrage marketing. The episode keeps sliding into religion, Mormon origin stories, witch trials, Game of Thrones characters, unfinished TV arcs, and why nostalgia rarely holds up on rewatch. Along the way, food frustrations, pizza economics, Little Caesars disappointment, and movie nights gone wrong underline how pop culture, belief systems, and everyday life blur together into one long, inappropriate thought loop.

Heidi Klum’s Hands & The Magical Creatures Pt 1 Mar 14, 2025

"Gary" and "Selena" open the episode with awkward run-ins with listeners, money stress, taxes, and the strange reality of putting constant effort into something that barely pays back. They move into the Snow White backlash, Disney’s decision to replace dwarfs with “magical creatures,” and why reworking familiar stories keeps creating more outrage than excitement. The conversation drifts through walking eleven miles, getting lost in neighborhoods, traffic, weather, and the mental spiral that comes with too much time alone.
"Gary" and "Selena" also touch on cats, neighbors, daytime coyotes, spray tans, paper-thin skin, red carpet hype, celebrity aging, poop videos, internet shock value, and how easily curiosity turns into disgust. The episode settles into movie talk with Heretic, religion, Mormon rules, belief systems, and the uneasy overlap between faith, control, and performance, all while humor keeps undercutting the discomfort.

Saw(s) Pt 2 Mar 08, 2025

Gary and Selena drift through late-night TV, old episodes of Cops, and how casual nostalgia collides with real consequences. From stories about arrests, drugs, and reckless driving to freeway pileups, dust storms, and fatal crashes, the conversation keeps circling the thin line between dark curiosity and lived reality.
Gary and Selena reflect on true-crime figures chasing attention, viral violence clips, and how easily shock turns into background noise online. The episode moves through funeral home memories, autopsies, and the strange calm that follows seeing death up close, before veering into politics, public figures, conspiracy thinking, and the unsettling theater of televised speeches. Throughout it all, Gary and Selena balance grim observations with blunt humor, landing on food, leftovers, and the quiet relief of surviving another week.

Saw(s) Pt 1 Mar 08, 2025

"Gary" and "Selena" move through serial killers, the death penalty, and whether mental health diagnoses should change how punishment is applied. The conversation drifts into Lego factories, obscure production facts, and how trivial information can coexist alongside discussions of life sentences and simulated punishment.
"Gary" and "Selena" talk through reality television burnout, Casey Anthony resurfacing in public life, and what it means when notoriety becomes someone’s entire identity. The episode also touches on deaths inside businesses, watching COPS, autopsies, and how proximity to violence shifts perspective. From there, the discussion veers into political figures, meeting John McCain, Ted Kennedy lore, conspiracy thinking, and the enduring pull of franchises like Saw and Jigsaw, before spiraling into tech anxiety, punishment simulations, and whether reality itself feels increasingly artificial.

Low Energy Extravaganza Pt 2 Mar 01, 2025

"Gary" and "Selena" drift through exhaustion, low motivation, and the strange comfort of letting conversations wander without a point. The episode moves from bizarre medical documentaries and body horror into celebrity news fatigue, internet scandals, and why everything online feels repetitive and dull.
"Gary" and "Selena" talk about Epstein headlines resurfacing, conspiracy speculation, aliens, interdimensional theories, and the feeling that nothing shocking actually lands anymore. The discussion slides into streaming burnout, reality-TV scams, influencer fraud, and how grifting can feel easier than working. Food mishaps, car maintenance frustration, animal news, and awkward celebrity transformations round out the episode, capturing the uneasy mix of boredom, dark curiosity, and detached humor that defines a truly low-energy spiral.

Low Energy Extravaganza Pt 1 Mar 01, 2025

Gary and Selena stumble into a low-energy haze that somehow covers everything at once, from Black History Month awkwardness and Twitter fight spirals to celebrity deaths and cultural burnout. The conversation drifts through Gene Hackman’s sudden death, liver transplants, Titanic survivors, Harry Houdini myths, and the strange way history, gossip, and conspiracy blur together when everyone’s tired.
Gary and Selena riff on genealogy obsession, 23andMe revelations, forgotten children’s books, old boy-band nostalgia, and how brains feel permanently fried by screens. The episode keeps circling the same feeling: being mentally tapped out while the world keeps throwing information, outrage, and random trivia at you, whether you’re ready for it or not.

Summoning the Beings Feb 22, 2025

"Gary" and "Selena" move through Valentine’s Day tension, parking-lot confrontations, and the quiet irritation of everyday friction before sliding into sleep paralysis, shadow figures, and shared nightmare experiences. The conversation opens into real-world experiments, government programs, and theories about alternative dimensions, remote viewing, and communication beyond ordinary perception.
"Gary" and "Selena" talk through deja vu, parallel timelines, and the unsettling idea of versions of yourself trying to send messages across realities. Biblical imagery, angels, death, reincarnation, enlightenment, and celebrity losses weave in and out, blending spiritual curiosity with fear, humor, and late-night vulnerability. The episode feels like overhearing two minds circling the same questions about consciousness, reality, and what happens when curiosity goes too far.

St Valentine is Listening...SHHHH Pt 2 Feb 14, 2025

"Gary" and "Selena" move through Valentine’s Day background noise while dissecting a public meltdown that spirals across social media, celebrity outrage, and shock-value headlines. The conversation shifts into a real-time frustration spiral over a simple food order that turns into hold times, missing items, refunds, and the kind of customer service breakdown that ruins an entire evening.
From there, "Gary" and "Selena" drift into fast food fixes, illness recovery, celebrity lawsuits, criminal appeals, and the strange details that surface when news cycles collide with real life. The episode feels like overhearing a private argument, a shared laugh, and a long night of processing chaos out loud.

St Valentine is Listening...SHHHH Pt 1 Feb 14, 2025

"Gary" and "Selena" slide into Valentine’s Day chaos with a loose, winding conversation that jumps from public meltdowns and celebrity guardianships to conspiracy-adjacent headlines, viral clips, and the strange logic behind modern outrage cycles. They unpack bizarre media moments, questionable celebrity behavior, sudden plane crash news, halftime spectacle reactions, and the uncomfortable overlap between fame, control, and public scrutiny.
As the episode drifts, "Gary" and "Selena" spiral into stories about power, manipulation, internet narratives, and the eerie details that stick when everything feels slightly off. The tone swings between disbelief and exhaustion, capturing a raw snapshot of processing noise in real time.

Who’s Got An Ice Cube? Pt 2 Jan 31, 2025

"Gary" and "Selena" drift through another loose, low-filter stretch of conversation that moves from disturbing movie parallels and Jeffrey Epstein comparisons into internet rot, AI paranoia, and how misinformation spreads faster than reality. They react to viral clips, social media toxicity, fake headlines, and the feeling that online spaces are getting stranger and more aggressive by the day. As the episode unfolds, "
Gary" and "Selena" bounce between everyday annoyances like grocery store run-ins and bad drivers, and heavier thoughts about surveillance, data harvesting, media failure, and why everything feels slightly off even when nothing specific is happening.

Who’s Got An Ice Cube? Pt 1 Jan 31, 2025

"Gary" and "Selena" spiral through celebrity conspiracy theories, influencer crying videos, and why public emotion online feels performative and unsettling. The conversation moves into Selena Gomez speculation, organ donor rumors, Illuminati symbolism, and how quickly internet narratives form with almost no evidence.
From there, "Gary" and "Selena" drift into paranoia, surveillance anxiety, and the feeling of being watched, sparked by strange rituals, misplaced objects, and an obsessive detour involving mysterious bolts left along a desert trail. The episode weaves through social media narcissism, privacy loss, power dynamics in celebrity friendships, viral outrage cycles, and the quiet dread that comes from questioning whether curiosity, coincidence, or something else is guiding behavior.

The Rina Pt 2 Jan 24, 2025

"Gary" and "Selena" drift through chaotic domestic moments, aging anxieties, and the strange intimacy of everyday routines, starting with pet mishaps, white hairs, and oddly specific memories that trigger nostalgia. The conversation moves into home videos, family trips, shared photo albums, and how meaning gets layered onto ordinary images over time.
From there, "Gary" and "Selena" spiral into fashion debates, body image, trends coming back around, and why personal style feels tied to identity and control. The episode slides further into food aversions, fast-food confessions, hygiene paranoia, workplace bathroom horror stories, and social etiquette failures. As it unfolds, the discussion veers into celebrity deaths, conspiracy-adjacent thoughts, media spectacles, declassified assassinations, public performances gone wrong, and the unsettling realization that history, pop culture, and absurdity are constantly overlapping.

The Rina Pt 1 Jan 24, 2025

Gary" and "Selena" wander through true crime documentaries, missing person cases, and how easily identities could be rewritten decades ago without leaving a trace. The conversation shifts into concealed pregnancies, abandoned children, and unsettling stories where DNA answers questions but creates new ones.
From there, "Gary" and "Selena" slide into bodily chaos, food-related regret, aging anxiety, and the uncomfortable reality of digestive breakdowns becoming a recurring topic. The episode drifts through birthday dinners, overpriced Italian food, heartburn, nostalgia, and domestic changes that somehow feel emotionally significant. As the night unravels, the discussion spirals into microdosing, creativity, paranoia, celebrity conspiracies, power, fame, and whether public figures, billionaires, and institutions are as real or trustworthy as they appear. The episode feels like overhearing two people thinking out loud while everything connects in strange, uncomfortable ways.

Garreth's Psychedelic Birthday Blow Out (PREMIUM ONLY) Jan 17, 2025

A birthday episode spirals immediately out of control as Garreth dives headfirst into psychedelics, ego death, creative awakenings, and the realization that almost nothing actually matters except the few things that do. The conversation jumps from mushrooms, simulations, and interdimensional protectors to podcast grifters, fake gurus, influencer culture, and the exhausting hustle economy. There’s paranoia, joy, cosmic insight, petty media beefs, celebrity meltdowns, crime stories, public humiliation, internet pile-ons, and the dark side of viral attention.
Along the way, Garreth unloads on podcast networks, fame chasers, washed-up media figures, and anyone selling “success” with zero substance. The episode swings between absurd comedy, uncomfortable truths, conspiracy thinking, and raw introspection, all fueled by a birthday mindset that’s equal parts enlightened and unhinged.

Big Island Energy Pt 2 Jan 11, 2025

“Gary” and “Selena” spiral through a loose, chaotic conversation that jumps from Big Island fantasies and fake travel energy into language, identity, and cultural confusion, then veers hard into wildfires, aviation anxiety, celebrity scandals, internet conspiracies, and the creeping sense that nothing feels stable anymore.
Along the way, they riff on media obsession, public freakouts, fame fatigue, existential dread, and the absurdity of modern life, letting humor slide into discomfort and back again. The episode plays out like an unfiltered late-night decompression, where curiosity, paranoia, and dark jokes collide without a safety net, and “Gary” and “Selena” say the quiet parts out loud while trying to make sense of the noise.

Big Island Energy Pt 1 Jan 11, 2025

A chaotic 2025 kickoff episode built around big grocery store beef after a ripped bag destroys a bottle of Baileys—leading to a customer service spiral, boycott energy, and a full rant about petty power trips, being broke, and modern retail hell. Then it jumps into Beast Games / MrBeast conspiracy vibes, money anxiety, and “sudoku/suicidal” wordplay before pivoting into Wolf of Wall Street culture, fake-alpha posturing, and “fake mobster” behavior.
From there: Luigi Mangione / true crime speculation, TMZ-style coverage, and the weirdness of anonymous interviews, plus Squid Game Season 2 reactions, the old-man controversy, and why sequels can’t repeat the original. They close with Juror #2 (Clint Eastwood) moral dilemma talk, quick-hit TV (Sister Wives ATV crash), and holiday recap including Electric Pickle pickleball bar soft opening—with the promise of a more unhinged premium continuation.

Christmas is Wednesday?!?! Pt 2 Dec 22, 2024

“Gary” and “Selena” drift through a pre-holiday spiral that moves from alien abduction theories and uncomfortable cultural questions into weed stories, body modification hypotheticals, and the chaos of being way too high at the vet. The conversation slides into pet anxiety, aging animals, dark thoughts about death, and how people treat pets when convenience wins over empathy.
From there, they unpack celebrity messiness around Alabama Barker and Bhad Bhabie, race and identity confusion on social media, and what feels genuine versus performative. The episode winds down with reactions to the Lisa Frank documentary, ruthless business behavior, nostalgia weaponized for profit, and the strange realization that Christmas is somehow already here while nothing feels finished.

Christmas is Wednesday?!?! Pt 1 Dec 22, 2024

Bird flu headlines, Christmas dread, and broke holiday reality set the tone as Gareth and Skittle try to process how the year disappeared. They recap ZooLights, complain about forced photos, and spiral into Wicked fatigue, Ariana Grande’s SpongeBob boyfriend, and why celebrity relationships feel like a glitch in the simulation.
Then it gets darker and funnier: autoerotic asphyxiation hypotheticals, ancestry DNA paranoia, “what happens when we die” theories, and the weird modern phenomenon of adults intentionally going missing. They close with Chex Mix for the troops, cereal math, and the most chaotic soup cracker substitute attempt of all time.

Regular Style Jump Rope Pt 2 Dec 14, 2024

Gary and Selena drift through childhood nostalgia, unhinged memories, and low-stakes chaos as the conversation jumps from forgotten toys and board games to wrestling names, self esteem, and the strange confidence of “big guy” energy. They spiral into old movies, rewound scenes, embarrassing formative moments, and how pop culture imprints on your brain whether you want it to or not.
From workplace insanity and nursing home horror stories to spiders in the laundry, alien conspiracies, and bodily oversharing, Gary and Selena let the episode unravel naturally. It ends exactly where it should, with health updates no one asked for, cats doing security patrol, and the kind of conversations that only make sense once you’ve gone too far to turn back.

Regular Style Jump Rope Pt 1 Dec 14, 2024

Gary and Selena open the episode in full holiday chaos, bouncing between doctor visits, insurance frustration, celebrity teeth, and the quiet rage that comes from waiting rooms and billing systems. The conversation jumps quickly into Luigi theories, corporate villains, and why certain public figures inspire far less sympathy than expected. As the episode rolls on,
Gary and Selena spiral through Christmas movies, pop stars, breakups, veneers, body complaints, and musical hatred. They argue about lights being left on, debate pop lyrics, revisit disastrous theater experiences, and unpack why some cultural moments feel exhausting instead of entertaining. By the end, the energy is fully unfiltered as the discussion drifts through nostalgia, health anxiety, celebrity nonsense, and everyday relationship friction. It is a loose, rambling snapshot of the exact thoughts you have in December when your brain is tired, the year feels long, and everything somehow connects.

I Thought It Was A Baby Pt 2 (w/ Jenna From Work) Dec 07, 2024

Gary is joined by Jenna from work for a conversation that starts with band drama and music career guilt, then slowly unravels into work burnout, money anxiety, and the strange moral math people do when survival and convenience collide. Stories about loyalty, mistakes, and long term consequences bleed into service industry chaos, stolen tips, sketchy payment apps, and the uneasy line between being overwhelmed and being selfish.
The episode drifts into ice bucket challenge memories, grandparents, aging, grief, and the way childhood events quietly shape adulthood. Gary with Jenna in the middle of it all, spiral through conspiracy thinking, internet culture, celebrity nonsense, and the feeling that something big and destabilizing is always just around the corner. It plays out like a late night conversation that keeps getting more honest the longer it goes, mixing humor, regret, nostalgia, and exhaustion without ever fully landing anywhere safe.

I Thought It Was A Baby Pt 1 (w/ Jenna From Work) Dec 06, 2024

Selena is out, so Gary brings in Jenna from work for a first time fill in that immediately turns into a chaotic audition for a potential new podcast. They open with awkward introductions, Squish lore, dental confessions, and the kind of nervous energy that makes everything funnier and more unhinged. From there, they bounce through the UnitedHealthcare CEO shooting discourse, Drew Barrymore being too much, streaming shows that try way too hard, and why modern TV feels obsessed with explicit scenes.
Jenna recaps a wedding into party bus night that ends at Hot Chick, and Gary spirals into tangents about true crime, the JonBenét Ramsey case, and why the media always finds a way to make things worse. The second half gets oddly real with adult friendship guilt, work exhaustion, and the pressure to be a good friend when life is repetitive and your brain is loud. Gary shares a couple of personal stories about overpromising while drunk and disappearing when it mattered, and they tee up a much darker story for Premium that Gary insists he will tell next.

CyberTRUNK Guillotine Pt 2 Nov 22, 2024

Selena and Gary kick off Premium by roasting the absolute emptiness of celebrity real estate “news,” then immediately derail into accents, Thunder Down Under logistics, and the important question: are dudes in Vegas shows waxing their buttholes or not? From there it’s a full ADHD pinball machine: “deportion vs deportation,” people changing accents after head injuries, why awards are fake (and why Terrible Person should collect 500 of them anyway), and Caitlin’s presentation victory lap.
Then Gary goes full doomsday corner: 15-minute cities, billionaire “smart city” conspiracies near an Air Force base, and the “next pandemic rollout” doom spiral. They wrap with quick hits on movies that leave you buzzing, awkward theater memories, and a surprisingly wholesome pivot into dog rescue TV (with some deeply uncomfortable adopters) and why Cobra Kai is still delivering absurdly hard.

CyberTRUNK Guillotine Pt 1 Nov 22, 2024

Gary and Selena kick things off with an illegally recorded (allegedly) domestic incident: a late-night Cane’s walk, a fanny pack, and Selena’s wallet trapped inside Gary’s purse… right when she’s on fumes with a massive work presentation. To make it worse, the chaos bleeds into the Johnjay & Rich podcast mid-recording, so everyone gets to hear the panic in real time.
From there it’s a classic Terrible Person spiral: Apple Pay vs adulthood, divorce jokes, dead-body beer coolers (funeral home lore), Liam Payne funeral timing, Netflix’s Logan Paul / Mike Tyson “fight” and why influencer careers are basically a countdown clock. Then they slide into the real dystopian stuff: Gen Z not driving, electric-car “range prison,” 15-minute city paranoia, Tesla death stats, and the CyberTRUNK—aka the rolling stainless-steel guillotine that might (in theory) claim a penis someday. They close by roasting Green Day, dunking on Florida insanity, and reminiscing about Key West Speedo-era Sugar Ray cosplay… before shoving you toward Premium where the episode actually gets unhinged.

Tit Tats Pt 2 Nov 16, 2024

Gary and Selena spiral immediately into theories about backwards hats, running form, and the invisible rules people swear determine who looks cool and who absolutely does not. That turns into social media cringe, including EXP Realty’s viral “not like us” stage performance and why corporate hype energy feels worse when everyone involved thinks they’re killing it. From there, they bounce through MLM-style real estate structures, why conferences feel cult-adjacent, and how internet fame ages people fast. Wrestling stories sneak in with locker room foot smells, calf hair mysteries, and why live events hit differently when you are close enough to feel the impact.
The second half veers into celebrity hotness debates that refuse to land anywhere clean. John Krasinski, Ryan Reynolds, Timothy Chalamet, Harry Styles, wrestlers, actors, and musicians all get ranked, rejected, reconsidered, and roasted while Gary and Selena argue whether attraction is about looks, vibes, or just timing. They close with chaotic headlines including Kanye West lawsuit details, InfoWars being sold to The Onion, Wicked press tour emotions, and why some celebrity stories feel fake even when they are absolutely real.

Tit Tats Pt 1 Nov 15, 2024

Gary and Selena recap a chaotic week that includes a Mesa “Love Pup” fest gig, surprise edibles from a listener, and the timeless debate of “soundcheck time” versus “leave the house time.” Post-show, they do the responsible thing: Dairy Queen—twice in two nights—then panic when the cashier recognizes them like they’re regulars at an ice cream bar.
The episode turns into a full fitness showdown with an on-mic push-up competition (complete with accusations of double-counting and “I could’ve done 400 more” excuses). From there it’s stomach issues, food intolerances, and the eternal question: is dairy trying to kill them? They close by roasting the current state of Sister Wives, inventing a questionable “Post Malone half-brother” bit that absolutely needs a beep, and calling Gary’s mom mid-episode for a rapid-fire tattoo inventory and a truly unhinged sleep cocktail that sends the conversation straight off the rails.

Tickle My Belly Button Nov 08, 2024

Gary and Selena spiral through a late night premium episode that starts with election exhaustion and immediately derails into wordplay, absurd ideas, and off the cuff riffs that go way too far. They jump from invented movie franchises to rap conspiracies, haunted house logic, and why bathtubs feel inherently suspicious the longer you sit in them.
As the night goes on, Gary and Selena unpack helicopter rides, local chaos, true crime obsessions, celebrity implosions, and the strange comfort of watching extreme stories when real life feels loud. The conversation drifts through Halloween weirdness, pop culture fatigue, dark hypotheticals, and the kind of thoughts you only say out loud when it is past midnight and nothing feels real anymore. By the end, Gary and Selena are openly tired, slightly unhinged, and fully committed to following every tangent wherever it leads, even when it lands somewhere uncomfortable, inappropriate, or impossible to explain later.

Demon Drop Pt 2 Nov 02, 2024

Gary and Selena wake up in the middle of nowhere after a horror movie night and immediately spiral into paranoia, bad decisions, and survival logic that only makes sense at three in the morning. From unlocked doors and strangers in the dark to bathroom anxiety, bodily chaos, and the weird social rules no one admits out loud, the conversation drifts between fear, absurdity, and uncomfortable honesty. What starts as a discussion about horror movie mistakes turns into a raw stream of thoughts about vulnerability, safety, embarrassment, and the strange ways the brain fills silence when something feels off. Gary and Selena unpack everyday dread, intrusive humor, and the thin line between being alert and completely losing it.

Demon Drop Pt 1 Nov 02, 2024

Gary and Selena unpack a glamping trip that slowly devolves into frustration, paranoia, and spiraling conversations about public bathrooms, crowded tourist towns, and social tension while traveling. What starts as a recap of an Arizona getaway turns into a series of uneasy stories about horror movies, home invasions, elevator accidents, amusement park rides, and the specific fear that comes from situations that feel slightly out of control.
As the episode unfolds, Gary and Selena drift through topics like true crime, survival instincts, celebrity news, and why certain everyday experiences trigger irrational dread. The discussion feels raw, chaotic, and unfiltered, like overhearing a long late night conversation where nothing is off limits and every thought is said out loud.

Pssp, Pssp, Pssp Pt 2 Oct 18, 2024

Gary and Selena break down the chaotic Tell Me Lies season finale and spiral into a wide ranging late night conversation about messy relationships, betrayal, and impulsive decisions. From dissecting toxic ex behavior and college hookups to debating hygiene, douching myths, and why people make the worst choices at the worst moments, the episode moves quickly into personal stories about pets, injuries, sleepless nights, weed mishaps, gas station adventures, hangovers, and near public embarrassment. The discussion expands into celebrity culture, childhood fame, conspiracy thinking, addiction memories, and the uncomfortable realization that nothing ever really feels safe. Loose, raw, and unfiltered, this episode feels like being stuck in a living room conversation that keeps getting stranger the longer it goes.

Pssp, Pssp, Pssp Pt 1 Oct 18, 2024

Gary and Selena react in real time to the sudden death of Liam Payne and question the strange details surrounding hotel incidents, celebrity behavior, and public narratives. The conversation spirals into paranoia, historical conspiracies, government coverups, and why certain deaths never seem to add up.
From MK Ultra experiments and whistleblowers to fear around modern warfare, population control, and global power shifts, Gary and Selena bounce between dark speculation and uneasy curiosity. The episode also dives into anonymity, masks, public identity, grocery store chaos, social etiquette breakdowns, and a chaotic cheese aisle incident that turns into an accidental moral dilemma. Loose, suspicious, and increasingly unhinged, the discussion reflects how quickly everyday conversations slide from normal life into existential dread.

Oral Surgery Recovery Oct 11, 2024

Gary and Selena record through exhaustion, pain, and irritation while navigating oral surgery recovery, sleep deprivation, and an unhinged cat sitting experience that turns the night into chaos. The episode jumps from bone graft horror stories and questionable pain management to grocery store rage, bag shortages, and quiet acts of retail rebellion.
As the conversation spirals, they dig into weather manipulation theories, solar flares, hurricanes, media fear cycles, celebrity deaths, alien speculation, cattle mutilation, and why nothing feels accidental anymore. Between pop culture tangents, horror movies, Halloween trends, fast food conspiracies, and debates over food choices, the episode captures the foggy, irritable headspace of being physically wrecked and mentally overstimulated while still trying to make sense of the world.

Flip City Pt 2 Oct 05, 2024

Gary and Selena spiral through Halloween decor, disturbing skeleton anatomy, and the strange details that suddenly feel impossible to ignore. The conversation jumps from European travel vibes and slang to food rabbit holes, including guinea pig cuisine, pet store ethics, and the gross realities of bird biology and water systems. From there it turns into modern celebrity fallout, relationship age gaps, rock star scandals, and the never ending debate over separating art from the person behind it. The second half swerves into aviation chaos, pilot stories, substances, safety paranoia, and how quickly a normal night can turn into a headline. It ends with dinner decisions, random pop culture hits, and the kind of side quests that define Flip City.

Flip City Pt 1 Oct 05, 2024

Gary and Selena react in real time to chaos at home, starting with a gross pet incident that spirals into conversations about beards, bacteria, and how much filth people unknowingly carry around. From there they jump into hurricanes, flooded cities, and what disaster water actually contains. The episode moves through fast food characters, why Grimace feels unsettling, and how nostalgia gets weird when you think about it too long.
They dig into toxic relationships on television, emotional manipulation, closeted rage, and the darker sides of celebrity stories including violence at luxury resorts and rising scandals. The episode closes with stress over wedding logistics, dental problems, social discomfort, and the small humiliations that somehow feel bigger than the headlines.

Drug Store Personal Massager Pt 1 Sep 27, 2024

Gary and Selena spiral through language quirks, internet psychology, and social behavior before sliding into darker territory involving true crime, relationship violence, and the unsettling details behind real world headlines. They move from reality television frustrations into bizarre news stories, grocery store horror moments, and uncomfortable public encounters that blur the line between absurd and disturbing. The episode closes with late night theories about aliens, time, simulation logic, and whether humanity has already passed the point of no return, all filtered through Gary and Selena’s offbeat observations and escalating paranoia.

Drug Store Personal Massager Pt 2 Sep 27, 2024

Gary and Selena spiral through language quirks, internet psychology, and social behavior before sliding into darker territory involving true crime, relationship violence, and the unsettling details behind real world headlines. They move from reality television frustrations into bizarre news stories, grocery store horror moments, and uncomfortable public encounters that blur the line between absurd and disturbing. The episode closes with late night theories about aliens, time, simulation logic, and whether humanity has already passed the point of no return, all filtered through Gary and Selena’s offbeat observations and escalating paranoia.

Skin 2 Skin Goosin' Pt 2 Sep 21, 2024

Gary and Selena spiral through dark curiosity, food obsessions, and uncomfortable hypotheticals that refuse to stay theoretical. The conversation jumps from extreme true crime details and moral unease into bone marrow, body science, and the strange line between fascination and disgust.
From competitive eating, hot dogs, and questionable grocery habits to celebrity scandals, public allegations, and paranoia around power, control, and exposure, the episode keeps drifting between absurd humor and genuine discomfort. As the night wears on, they dig into fear driven thinking, self defense fantasies, body modification, health anxiety, and the strange places the mind goes when everything feels overstimulated and unresolved.

Skin 2 Skin Goosin' Pt 1 Sep 21, 2024

Gary and Selena bounce between absurd observations, unsettling news stories, and chaotic personal anecdotes that refuse to stay on one topic for long. The episode moves through global headlines, communication technology fears, and how everyday devices suddenly feel unsafe. From extreme eating weekends and restaurant overload to public embarrassment, bodily mishaps, and social anxiety, the conversation stays unpredictable and uncomfortable.
Along the way they drift into true crime references, pop culture figures, childhood nostalgia, relationship tension, and the strange details people fixate on when they are overtired and overstimulated. The result feels like overhearing a long, unfiltered conversation where jokes, paranoia, and irritation all collide without warning.

We're Adopting A Chimp Pt 2 Sep 14, 2024

Gary and Selena drift through animal obsession, documentary reactions, and unsettling stories involving chimps, captivity, and human denial. The episode moves between disturbing true crime connections, moral responsibility, and the fascination people have with dangerous animals they cannot control. From science headlines about transparency experiments and food additives to fair rides, carnival culture, and overstimulation, the conversation keeps escalating into stranger territory.
Gary and Selena also circle around reality television manipulation, manufactured personalities, influencer culture, and how spectacle slowly replaces authenticity. The episode closes with food cravings, exhaustion, and the uneasy feeling that everything feels fake but still impossible to stop watching.

We're Adopting A Chimp Pt 1 Sep 14, 2024

Gary and Selena spiral through identity changes, personality tests, and the unsettling idea that some people have no internal dialogue at all. The conversation drifts into self awareness, social perception, and how differently people experience thought, memory, and inner narration. From there it moves into reality television, documentary manipulation, and the strange psychology behind why certain shows feel authentic while others feel engineered.
Along the way they detour through food obsession, barbecue culture, animal fascination, aviation mysteries, space travel speculation, workplace isolation, and unsettling news stories that blur the line between absurd and deeply sad. The episode unfolds like a long, unfiltered late night conversation where curiosity, frustration, and dark humor keep colliding.

Understanding & Empathy Pt 2 Aug 30, 2024

Grant and Caitlin reconnect in part two with chaotic apartment life, an aggressive cat, and the tiny domestic dramas that somehow become major events. They bounce from pet mishaps into darker headlines, internet sensationalism, and how media decides what’s “too much” to show, while still feeding people the worst of it.
The conversation swerves through fear, empathy, and frustration, including what it feels like to live around constant instability, whether it’s crime stories, sketchy services, or the general sense that everything is one bad decision away from a disaster. They mix in pop culture detours, trashy product launches, sports scandal nonsense, and the everyday reality of being exhausted, hungry, and stuck in construction traffic that makes you feel like you’re losing your mind. It’s a messy, funny, slightly bleak check in that lands on the usual truth: life is absurd, but you still have to figure out dinner.

Understanding & Empathy Pt 1 (w/ Joey Bradfisch) Aug 30, 2024

Gary hosts solo while Selena is “on assignment” (aka getting her nails done), and Joey Bradfisch drops in for a loose, chaotic hang that starts with empathy advice from ChatGPT and spirals into Amish life, Covid-era weirdness, delivery driver beef, Zyn conspiracies, horror movies, celebrity cringe, tragedies-as-true-crime fascinations, wrestling rabbit holes, and why everyone’s exhausted by sequels and culture wars.

Parfait Gate Pt 2 Aug 23, 2024

Gary and Selena unpack a late night argument that starts with an abandoned lunchbox and turns into Parfait Gate. What should have been a simple yogurt mishap spirals into fridge notes, sleep deprivation, couch exile, and a deep dive into how small domestic mistakes turn into emotional chaos. Along the way they drift into sensory hatred of restaurant misters, relationship tension fueled by exhaustion, and the strange logic of arguing at three in the morning. The conversation keeps widening into celebrity gossip, internet callouts, neighborhood noise rage, and the slow burnout of true crime obsession. Gary and Selena circle back to attraction trends, social media aesthetics, public scandals, and why being chronically overstimulated makes everything feel bigger than it is.

Parfait Gate Pt 1 Aug 23, 2024

Gary and Selena kick off Parfait Gate with late night chaos, celebrity obsession, and arguments that escalate faster than expected. The episode moves through naked weigh ins, road rage fantasies, and the strange confidence required to be publicly embarrassing without shame.
From Cobra Kai admiration and actor crushes to true crime fixation, documentary fatigue, and internet sleuth behavior, the conversation keeps swerving between humor and irritation. Gary and Selena also dig into social media bios, influencer identity, smoking aesthetics, alcohol nostalgia, and the way minor annoyances turn into full blown arguments when everyone is tired. It plays out like an overheard conversation that keeps drifting, circling back, and refusing to stay on one topic for long.

Redacted Summer 2024 Pt 2 Aug 16, 2024

Gary and Selena drift through late summer burnout, pop culture fatigue, and the small arguments that surface when everyone is tired, hungry, and overstimulated. The episode moves from music industry drama and celebrity behavior into health scares, sickness rivalry, and how people compete over who handled being ill better.
They detour into coming of age memories, first period panic, medical embarrassment, and the strange ways childhood anxiety sticks around. From movie theater frustrations and bad customer service to influencer marketing, pyramid schemes, and the discomfort of being sold to by people you like, the conversation keeps spiraling. Gary and Selena also unpack movie expectations, nostalgia bait, concert culture, and the exhaustion of modern entertainment, all while circling back to food debates, dinner indecision, and unresolved tension that never quite lands.

Redacted Summer 2024 Pt 1 Aug 16, 2024

Gary and Selena open a tense, abbreviated episode shaped by censorship, second guessing, and the fallout from saying too much the week before. The conversation moves through public backlash, self editing, and the strange pressure of trying to stay honest while knowing everything is being watched.
From Olympic wrap ups and heavy metal moments to everyday clumsiness, funny bone injuries, and low level physical pain, the episode keeps bouncing between humor and discomfort. Gary and Selena also touch on true crime curiosity, documentary overload, cultural outrage cycles, and the feeling of constantly having to pull back mid thought. It feels like a clipped, nervous check in where everything is half said, interrupted, or redirected before it goes too far.

Big Winners Pt 2 Aug 09, 2024

Gary and Selena react to neighborhood chaos after a casual walk turns into a police scene, forcing them to question how much danger they miss while distracted. The conversation drifts into adult collecting habits, nostalgia clutter, and what hobbies feel embarrassing once people hit a certain age. From sleep schedules, energy drink crashes, and exhaustion resentment to passive aggressive mornings, accidental naps, and who actually controls the apartment routine, the episode stays locked in domestic tension. Gary and Selena also spiral through Olympic coverage, conspiracy jokes, celebrity behavior, reality television fights, cultural outrage, and why modern trends feel increasingly ridiculous. The episode plays out as a long argument disguised as observations, with paranoia, humor, and irritation constantly colliding.

Big Winners Pt 1 Aug 09, 2024

Gareth and Selena kick off with Olympics chaos and immediately derail into synchronized swimming confusion, BMX wipeouts, and the most uncomfortable athletic wardrobe choices on television. They celebrate a rare real life win after fighting their apartment complex over a rent increase and a pet fee hike, then slide into a disgusting cat puke incident that ruins dinner in real time.
A Target run turns into an accidental character study when they spot a fully committed toy collector, hunt him through the aisles, and watch him speed run straight to the action figures like it is a sacred mission. From Jack the Ripper tourism and Unsolved Mysteries to the Betrayal documentary and a painfully light sentence that makes everyone furious, the episode bounces between true crime, cultural irritations, and relationship bickering. They close out with cocaine sharks, scam vibes, iCloud storage paranoia, and the realization that even their clean episodes still end up weird.

I Want To Be Turtle Pt 2 Jul 26, 2024

Gary and Selena take over and immediately spiral into unhinged curiosity, bad science memories, and the desire to become rich, strange, and completely unrelatable. They bounce through childhood dissections, bloodletting barbers, frog myths, microwaves that betray you, and why modern life feels disposable compared to the past. The conversation veers into zoo trauma, animal behavior that nobody asked to witness, and an extended obsession with turtles that somehow becomes anatomical and existential at the same time.
Gary and Selena argue about intelligence, fashion, creativity, conspiracy thinking, and whether knowing too much useless information is a gift or a curse. The episode drifts through documentaries, cultural paranoia, summer brain fog, hunger based exhaustion, and the quiet realization that even the loosest conversations reveal exactly who they are.

I Want To Be Turtle Pt 1 Jul 26, 2024

Gary and Selena drift through a loose, overheated conversation that jumps from turtles and animal behavior into pop culture fatigue, aging bodies, and the strange economics of modern life. They talk about shaved ice regret, bad pizza science, celebrity transformations, nostalgia driven television, and the way everything feels more expensive and more disposable at the same time.
The episode moves through horror shows, vampire movies, reality television burnout, music releases that feel engineered instead of inspired, and the creeping sense that nothing is allowed to just exist quietly anymore. Gary and Selena keep circling back to curiosity, discomfort, and the small observations that turn into long spirals when you follow them far enough.

What's This Thing on My Head?! Pt 2 Jul 20, 2024

Gary and Selena spiral through a late night premium conversation that starts with a mysterious bump on Gary’s head and turns into stories from death calls, serial killers, celebrity obsession, and the strange intimacy of gross curiosity. They move from popping pimples and medical anxiety into plane crashes, bus accidents, true crime figures, horror movies, and the uncomfortable fascination people have with violence and bodies. Along the way Gary and Selena talk about cannibal movies, bad luck, paranoia, internet spectacle, and how easily everyday conversations slide into morbid territory when nothing is off limits.

What's This Thing on My Head?! Pt 1 Jul 20, 2024

Gary and Selena move through a chaotic stretch of everyday friction, strange news, and uncomfortable curiosity that starts with a mysterious bump on Gary’s head and keeps spiraling outward. They talk about parking disasters, confrontations with moving companies, awkward public interactions, and how small annoyances turn into full arguments before anyone realizes what happened.
The conversation drifts into viral graffiti legends, sudden deaths in the news, true crime unease, internet paranoia, and the creeping sense that technology is watching more than it should. Along the way Gary and Selena land on pimple popping, Facebook death posts, household surveillance, and the tension between laughing things off and actually being irritated.

We Saw Hamilton.... Pt 1 Jul 13, 2024

Gary and Selena unpack their night at Hamilton and everything that followed, from struggling to understand the lyrics to questioning why certain cultural experiences are treated as untouchable. The conversation drifts into live theater expectations, nostalgia driven hype, and how something widely praised can still feel alienating in real time.
From there Gary and Selena spiral into period logistics, awkward bodily realities, conspiracy theories, elite myths, celebrity obsession, and historical figures behaving badly. The episode moves freely between humor, confusion, irritation, and curiosity, capturing the feeling of sitting nearby while two people talk through what confused them, annoyed them, and stuck in their heads long after the night was over.

We Saw Hamilton.... Pt 2 Jul 12, 2024

Gary and Selena continue breaking down their Hamilton experience and everything that spiraled afterward, starting with a deeply disappointing post show dinner and rolling straight into arguments, cultural fatigue, and petty grievances that refuse to die.
From bad queso and overpriced food to unresolved debates about theater, taste, and why certain things are treated as beyond criticism, the conversation drifts into celebrity behavior, viral fame, documentaries that go off the rails, and the strange economics of attention. Gary and Selena move between frustration and fascination, circling the same questions about hype, authenticity, and why modern media feels exhausting even when it is entertaining. The episode captures the mental hangover of a long night where nothing quite landed but everything sparked another opinion.

What's With The Hats? Pt 2 Jun 28, 2024

Gary and Selena move from pop culture nitpicking into everyday paranoia and personal frustration, weaving through Bridgerton timelines, driving anxiety, and the strange logic behind how people earn trust. The conversation shifts between media obsession and real life stress, touching on fake kidnappings, public sympathy, workplace burnout, and the emotional whiplash of quitting a job while still being stuck in it.
Gary and Selena question how stories are framed, why certain narratives get protected, and how resentment quietly builds when effort does not match reward. The episode feels like listening in on a long night where nothing is resolved but everything finally gets said.

What's With The Hats? Pt 1 Jun 28, 2024

Gary and Selena spiral through a heat soaked conversation that starts with bizarre hats at elite horse races and turns into distrust of tradition, status signaling, and spectacle disguised as sport. They question whether horse racing counts as athleticism, dissect royal pageantry, and drift into conspiracies around the moon landing, government narratives, and why certain ideas keep resurfacing in pop media.
Along the way, Gary and Selena mix observational humor with genuine suspicion, reacting in real time to what feels performative, outdated, or quietly absurd. The episode plays out like an unfiltered living room debate where curiosity, annoyance, and disbelief all collide.

Disney Movies, Diddy & Harvey Weinstein's Testicles Pt 2 Jun 21, 2024

Gary and Selena move fast through a chaotic mix of public creep behavior, uncomfortable social encounters, and how quickly everyday situations turn unsettling. A stranger at lunch sparks a breakdown of boundaries, entitlement, and why certain people feel emboldened to comment on strangers bodies.
From there, the conversation jumps into ranking Disney movies, revisiting childhood favorites, dragging overly long animated films, and questioning why nostalgia gets a free pass. The episode spirals into celebrity scandals, power, money, and grotesque Hollywood stories, with Gary and Selena reacting in real time as the topics stack up and refuse to stay light.

Disney Movies, Diddy & Harvey Weinstein's Testicles Pt 1 Jun 21, 2024

Gary and Selena react to celebrity chaos as Justin Timberlake’s DUI sparks a debate about accountability, fame, and public outrage. The conversation spirals into Disney movie rankings, nostalgia clashes, and why certain childhood favorites do not hold up under adult scrutiny.
From there, Gary and Selena dive into Hollywood power dynamics, revisiting allegations surrounding Diddy and Harvey Weinstein, questioning how influence shields bad behavior, and unpacking the disturbing details that keep resurfacing. The episode moves fast, stays dark, and connects pop entertainment with the uglier realities behind the scenes.

Gary & Selena Got Married! Pt 2 Jun 09, 2024

Gary and Selena recap the aftermath of getting married in Las Vegas, unpacking the chaos that followed the ceremony and the exhaustion that set in once the adrenaline wore off. They talk through birthday brunch decisions, too much pasta in desert heat, wandering the Strip, and the strange characters that seem to appear everywhere in Vegas.
Gary and Selena reflect on street performers, awkward encounters, loud crowds, and the sensory overload that comes with post wedding travel. The episode settles into married life observations, small annoyances, and the humor that comes from realizing the celebration is over but the stories are just beginning.

Gary & Selena Got Married! Pt 1 Jun 08, 2024

Gary and Selena walk through the lead up to their Las Vegas wedding, from travel chaos and bachelor and bachelorette plans to exhaustion, nerves, and last minute logistics. They talk about getting into town, juggling schedules, meeting family, sensory overload on the Strip, and the strange mix of excitement and stress before the ceremony.
Gary and Selena share candid reactions to rehearsal moments, unexpected delays, and the surreal feeling of seeing everyone together in one place. The conversation captures the build up, anticipation, and emotional whiplash of the day finally arriving, as listeners feel like they are right there in the middle of it all.

Damn...Gonna Miss Shark Week Pt 2 May 24, 2024

Gary and Selena jump between paranoia, pop culture, and real world unease, starting with smart devices listening too closely and spiraling into fears about surveillance, memory, and control. They dig into true crime territory with the Christopher Dorner manifesto, reacting to its bizarre mix of celebrity praise, pop references, and violent intent. T
he conversation moves through Shark Week, celebrity meltdowns, airline disasters, and unsettling news stories that feel impossible to ignore. Gary and Selena reflect on anxiety, exhaustion, and the strange mental load of living in a nonstop information cycle, letting the discussion drift between dark humor and genuine discomfort as everything feels slightly off.

Damn...Gonna Miss Shark Week Pt 1 May 24, 2024

Gary and Selena bounce through an unfiltered run of topics that veer between absurd and unsettling, starting with body mods, celebrity chaos, and pop culture noise before sliding into darker territory. They talk through airline disasters, turbulence deaths, and why flying suddenly feels more ominous than it used to, alongside fears about dangerous animals and things that can go wrong in everyday situations.
The conversation jumps from wedding prep stress and fast food rituals to true crime manifestos, celebrity scandals, and the strange ways entertainment and real world violence overlap. Gary and Selena let the discussion drift naturally, mixing crude humor with genuine anxiety, creating the feeling of overhearing a long, chaotic conversation that keeps circling back to how fragile everything feels.

Sleeping Better Than Michael Jackson Pt 2 May 18, 2024

Gary and Selena drift through a loose, late night conversation that starts with sleep, celebrity deaths, and Michael Jackson mythology before spiraling into fame, scandals, and the way public opinion turns people into punchlines. They talk about canceled celebrities, moral hypocrisy, and why certain figures seem impossible to fully escape no matter how much controversy follows them.
The discussion moves into online subcultures, extreme internet behavior, and how far people will go for validation, attention, or identity. Along the way, Gary and Selena wrestle with discomfort, curiosity, and disbelief, letting the conversation wander into dark humor, oversharing, and uneasy laughter that feels less like commentary and more like overhearing two people thinking out loud without a filter.

Sleeping Better Than Michael Jackson Pt 1 May 18, 2024

Gary and Selena move through a chaotic, stoned conversation that jumps from workplace scandals and fake reporting to celebrity obsession, money anxiety, and sleeping habits that spiral into dark jokes. They talk about Taylor Swift monetization, being broke, bad decisions, and how people fail upward after public embarrassment.
The discussion drifts into drug jokes, celebrity doctors, Travis Kelce impressions, and why modern fame feels fake, unserious, and easy to exploit. As the episode unfolds, Gary and Selena bounce between self awareness and total nonsense, letting the conversation wander through poverty, fashion, King Charles, internet grifts, and the strange confidence it takes to pretend you know what you are talking about.

Stephen Hawking Goes To Sparta Pt 2 May 11, 2024

Gary and Selena jump from awkward music lyrics and divorce coded rock songs into a long conversation about celebrity oversharing, Taylor Swift fatigue, and why popularity does not equal quality. They talk about aging, life expectancy, money anxiety, and why fame feels increasingly hollow. The episode wanders through reality TV, documentary obsession, ethical discomfort with true crime, and the strange appeal of watching people unravel on camera.
Gary and Selena also get into reboots, remakes, superhero burnout, and why modern entertainment keeps recycling the same ideas while pretending they are new. The discussion drifts into consumer paranoia, caffeine disasters, food takes, wedding cake debates, and the small arguments that reveal how people actually think when the conversation is left alone to spiral.

Stephen Hawking Goes To Sparta Pt 1 May 10, 2024

Gary and Selena move from celebrity fashion spectacle into a broader conversation about wealth, status, and how public events like the Met Gala start to feel more like Hunger Games theater than art. They talk about reality TV manipulation, Real Housewives power dynamics, and why certain personalities seem protected no matter how toxic things get.
The discussion shifts into documentary obsession, stage parents, child fame, and the blurred line between ambition and exploitation. Gary and Selena also spiral through true crime logic, medical debt horror stories, celebrity scandals, music industry awkwardness, and the strange ways people justify terrible behavior. The episode closes with pop culture beefs, AI voices, Stephen Hawking jokes, and the kind of dark humor that shows up when conversations are left unsupervised.

Secret Piles Pt 2 May 03, 2024

Gary and Selena move through a chaotic stretch of conversation that jumps from secret piles and hidden behavior to disturbing documentaries, underground bunkers, and the uneasy feeling of realizing how close danger can be in everyday life. The episode weaves together stories about true crime, trench warfare footage, serial killers hiding in plain sight, and the strange psychology behind people who plan quietly while living normal lives.
Gary and Selena also reflect on how media, documentaries, and real world violence blur together, creating moments that are unsettling, darkly funny, and uncomfortable in equal measure. The tension between curiosity and fear runs throughout as Gary and Selena react in real time to the heaviness of what people are capable of and how easily it can go unnoticed.

Secret Piles Pt 1 May 02, 2024

Gary and Selena move through a loose but chaotic run of topics that starts with American Ninja Warrior and quickly spirals into bizarre internet videos, secret piles, serial killer vloggers, and unsettling stories about people hiding in plain sight. The conversation jumps through Sparta, strange documentaries, prom culture, grocery store predators, trench warfare footage, and the creeping realization that danger often blends into everyday life.
Gary and Selena also touch on wedding planning stress, almost passing out at Target, strange public encounters, and the mental overload that comes from nonstop stimulation. The episode stays grounded in real moments while drifting into dark observations about media, violence, and how easily things can feel off without warning.

Misconceptions & HIPAA Violations Pt 2 Apr 27, 2024

Gary and Selena dig into misunderstandings around privacy, health information, and how casually sensitive details get mishandled in modern life. The conversation moves through HIPAA violations, dating app chaos, workplace disclosures, and the strange normalization of oversharing medical and personal data.
Gary and Selena mix relationship arguments, pop culture reactions, celebrity misconceptions, and dark humor while circling the larger issue of how boundaries around health, identity, and consent continue to erode. The episode balances personal stories with broader commentary on trust, technology, and how easily private information becomes public without warning.

Misconceptions & HIPAA Violations Pt 1 Apr 25, 2024

Gary and Selena unpack common misconceptions and everyday moral panic through stories that jump from celebrity scandals to personal annoyances. The episode moves through Harvey Weinstein headlines, questionable morality tests, health misinformation, and the strange confidence people have in facts that are completely wrong.
Gary and Selena also get into sleep moaning, trash bags, designer purses, American Horror Story burnout, wolves, peanut butter myths, and how confidently incorrect thinking shows up in daily life. The conversation stays rooted in confusion, frustration, and dark humor as Gary and Selena question what people believe, why they believe it, and how misinformation quietly shapes behavior.

A Very Special 420 Tribute to O.J. Simpson Pt 2 Apr 20, 2024

Gary and Selena lean fully into a hazy 420 mindset while moving through stories that mix dark humor, confusion, and real world absurdity. Gary and Selena talk edibles kicking in, a disastrous Greek food pickup, assumptions gone wrong, and strange encounters that spiral into conversations about disability, fear, and guilt.
The episode drifts through superpower hypotheticals, scam calls that turn deadly, viral news stories, Disney expansion plans, Avatar overload, Dubai flooding, and memories of being way too high in the wrong situations. Gary and Selena keep the conversation loose, observational, and unfiltered as the night stretches on and logic slowly dissolves.

A Very Special 420 Tribute to O.J. Simpson Pt 1 Apr 19, 2024

Gary and Selena mark 4/20 by spiraling through the death of O.J. Simpson, revisiting the freeway chase, the trial, and how America consumed the spectacle in real time. The conversation drifts from childhood memories of watching court coverage to questions about fame, violence, and how certain public figures are remembered after everything else fades. As the episode unfolds, Gary and Selena talk edibles, accidental overconsumption, and what it feels like to be too high in public while trying to function. They reflect on celebrity encounters, grocery store rituals, and the strange social moments that happen when admiration collides with anxiety.
The discussion widens into money, privilege, and scale, comparing inherited wealth to scraping by, and how perception changes when numbers get extreme. Gary and Selena touch on sports, head injuries, punishment, and how justice looks different depending on who you are and how much you can afford. The episode closes with cultural exhaustion, media oversaturation, and the feeling of watching history repeat itself with new characters and the same outcomes. A hazy, unfiltered 4/20 reflection on death, memory, and the noise that never really stops.

Vaginal Floor Adjustments w/ Dr. Sarah Pt 2 Apr 13, 2024

Gary and Selena continue the conversation with Dr. Sarah, moving from pelvic health into religion, conspiracy thinking, and the strange ways belief systems shape everyday behavior. The episode opens with discussion around Mormon culture, restrictive rules, and how authority and shame intersect with sexuality and medicine. The conversation shifts into eclipse panic, online hysteria, and government fear narratives, with Gary and Selena unpacking how misinformation spreads faster than facts. Dr. Sarah shares stories from Australia involving school controversies, mental health programs, and how outrage often travels farther than context.
As the episode unfolds, the discussion spirals into medical oddities, internet folklore, and body horror, including myths, rare conditions, and why people are drawn to extreme stories. Gary and Selena reflect on shock content, early internet exposure, and how desensitization changes what people laugh at or believe. The second half turns darker, with Dr. Sarah recounting experiences from working in funeral services, including traumatic deaths and the emotional toll of proximity to mortality. The episode closes with conspiracies involving celebrities, power, and fear, highlighting how paranoia, humor, and curiosity blur together when conversations go off the rails.

Vaginal Floor Adjustments w/ Dr. Sarah Pt 1 Apr 12, 2024

Gary and Selena open the conversation with Dr. Sarah by bouncing between folklore, internet myths, and modern pop culture before landing on how misinformation spreads when curiosity outweighs facts. The episode begins with leprechaun sightings, vampire lore, and the idea that long standing myths often resurface through online obsession. As the discussion moves forward, Gary and Selena unpack celebrity reinvention, viral backlash, and manufactured outrage, focusing on pop figures attempting to rebrand through shock and controversy.
The conversation touches on music culture, internet attention cycles, and why audiences reward spectacle over substance. The episode takes a darker turn as Gary and Selena explore celebrity scandals, public perception, and how power and money influence accountability. Discussions include famous trials, media framing, and why certain figures remain culturally protected while others are erased. The second half centers on chiropractic medicine and abuse of authority, with Dr. Sarah explaining legitimate medical training versus predatory behavior disguised as care. Gary and Selena examine how trust in professionals can be exploited and why oversight often fails until damage is already done. The episode ends by transitioning the conversation toward a deeper continuation in part two.

MAUNT Pt 2 Apr 05, 2024

Gary and Selena continue MAUNT by spiraling deeper into cultural obsession, conspiracy thinking, and the internet’s fascination with extreme human stories. The episode opens with reactions to viral news, public self destruction, and how spectacle increasingly replaces empathy in modern media. The conversation shifts into fascination with conjoined twins, shared identity, autonomy, and intimacy, exploring how relationships, marriage, and sexuality are perceived when bodies and lives are physically intertwined.
Gary and Selena question how society processes these stories, where curiosity crosses into voyeurism, and why these narratives dominate attention cycles. From there, the episode pivots into global power, military mythology, and unresolved questions surrounding historical events. Gary and Selena discuss official narratives, skepticism around government transparency, and how patriotism, fear, and storytelling intersect in moments of national trauma. The episode closes with discussions on surveillance, technology outages, eclipse anxiety, and collective paranoia, examining how uncertainty fuels conspiracy culture and why people are primed to expect collapse, secrets, and hidden control at every turn.

MAUNT Pt 1 Apr 05, 2024

Gary and Selena launch MAUNT by unraveling frustration with aging rebellion, political identity, and how counterculture collapses into conformity over time. The episode opens with anger toward performative outrage, hollow activism, and the way youthful resistance often mutates into rigid belief systems. The conversation moves into celebrity behavior, power, and spectacle, examining figures who blur the line between provocation and control. Gary and Selena discuss public meltdowns, institutional overreach, and why extreme ideas increasingly gain legitimacy through fame, money, and shock value.
From there, the episode shifts into everyday chaos, class tension, and urban volatility, including personal encounters that expose how resentment and instability surface in public spaces. Gary and Selena explore the psychology of entitlement, rage, and why random acts of aggression feel more common and more accepted. The episode closes by tying pop culture obsession, health panic, and internet outrage together, questioning why society thrives on constant alarm and why attention is now the most valuable currency in public life.

Diddy Practicing Wedding Kisses Pt 2 Mar 30, 2024

Gary and Selena move deeper into chaos, starting with memories of school lockdowns, discipline, and how fear shaped classrooms long before it became normal. That spirals into trust, authority, and the uncomfortable reality of who is allowed power over children and why institutions are always slow to admit failure. From there, the conversation drifts into celebrity scandal, predators hiding in plain sight, and why massive organizations often excuse abuse as a numbers problem instead of a moral one. Gary and Selena question how accountability disappears when scale, money, or influence enter the picture.
The episode continues through conspiracy fatigue, collapsing trust in public narratives, and the uneasy feeling that nothing shocking actually shocks anymore. Stories about addiction, sex tourism, exploitation, and silence blur together with everyday observations that feel darker the longer they sit. By the end, Gary and Selena land on fear, numbness, and the strange comfort people find in looking away, wondering how much of modern life is built on knowing something is wrong and choosing not to stop it.

Diddy Practicing Wedding Kisses Pt 1 Mar 29, 2024

Gary and Selena open with chaos and slip immediately into headlines as allegations around Diddy explode and celebrity power dynamics come back under scrutiny. They react to rumors, connections, and how quickly public narratives shift when money, fame, and influence collide. The conversation moves through pop culture absurdity, viral behavior, and the strange normalization of scandal fatigue.
Gary and Selena question why shocking stories barely register anymore and how online culture turns serious accusations into background noise. From there, the episode veers into everyday moments that feel just as unhinged as the news. Pharmacy lines, public behavior, aging, boundaries, and the loss of shame all become part of the same thread. Gary and Selena connect personal observations to a broader sense that social rules are dissolving in real time. The episode closes with wedding talk, intimacy, and the uncomfortable overlap between public spectacle and private moments. Gary and Selena explore how even meaningful milestones now exist alongside irony, distrust, and the feeling that nothing exists in isolation anymore.

Animal Tail Butt Plugs Mar 23, 2024

Gary and Selena wander through celebrity obsession, media fatigue, and why public figures feel more cartoonish the longer they stay in the spotlight. The episode touches on fame myths, misinformation, and how easily false narratives spread when people want a story to be true. From there, the conversation drifts into history detours, American presidents, rewritten facts, and how confidently wrong information can become accepted truth.
Gary and Selena bounce between pop history, cultural memory gaps, and the strange way people remember things that never actually happened. The episode slides into everyday absurdity, including customer service breakdowns, corporate indifference, and the frustration of systems that refuse to fix simple problems. Small inconveniences become symbols of larger dysfunction as Gary and Selena connect personal stories to broader patterns. The discussion eventually spirals into intimacy, boundaries, and extreme niche behavior, questioning why shock value has replaced curiosity and how irony has become the default tone for everything. Gary and Selena close the episode reflecting on how modern life feels overstimulated, unserious, and impossible to take at face value.

No Good, Very Bad Day Pt 2 Mar 15, 2024

“Gary” and “Selena” start with frustration around the explosion of fake self help language and why endless motivational talking feels hollow when real life is messy and uncomfortable. That spirals into disturbing viral fight videos involving teenagers, the ethics of filming violence, and how social media turns cruelty into entertainment.
From there the conversation moves into Kate Middleton’s disappearance rumors, infidelity speculation, and why official explanations no longer satisfy public curiosity. The episode digs deeper into distrust of institutions, including Boeing safety failures, a whistleblower found dead after testifying, and why corporate accountability feels impossible. “Gary” and “Selena” also touch on airline safety fears, insurance companies tracking driving behavior, disease headlines, and the growing sense that systems meant to protect people are quietly failing. The conversation drifts through wrestling, celebrity narratives, paranoia, exhaustion, and the feeling of watching everything unravel in real time.

No Good, Very Bad Day Pt 1 Mar 14, 2024

“Gary” and “Selena” unpack a rough day that spirals into a wide-ranging conversation about health scares, celebrity headlines, and growing distrust in institutions. Ozempic side effects lead into pharmaceutical accountability, sudden weight loss culture, and why warning labels feel meaningless once trends take over. That shifts into TikTok ban debates, online attention economies, and how social platforms quietly shape behavior.
The episode moves through royal cheating rumors, Kate Middleton speculation, and why public narratives fall apart under scrutiny. “Gary” and “Selena” also dig into Boeing whistleblower fallout, airline safety anxiety, viral outrage cycles, and the way fear travels faster than facts. Along the way, they touch on Vegas chaos, public bathroom disasters, influencer culture, and the exhaustion of watching everything feel slightly off at once.

Advanced Human Anatomy Pt 2 Mar 08, 2024

Gary and Selena spiral through anatomy, identity, and cultural obsession as a discussion about the human body turns into a broader look at celebrity rumors and public paranoia. Kate Middleton speculation leads into conversations about medical secrecy, experimental procedures, and why absence fuels conspiracy thinking.
From there, Gary and Selena explore anatomy confusion, surgical myths, and how internet storytelling distorts reality. The episode expands into body modification, online fixation, and the strange economy of shock value. Gary and Selena also touch on surveillance anxiety, facial recognition technology, brain wave tracking, and the growing discomfort around how much technology quietly knows. Along the way, they unpack internet fame, health fears, and the uneasy feeling that nobody actually understands what is happening inside their own bodies.

Advanced Human Anatomy Pt 1 Mar 07, 2024

Gary and Selena dive headfirst into anatomy, medical anxiety, and the strange realities of the human body. A conversation about surgery and bodily functions opens into stories about hospitals, anesthesia, vulnerability, and how quickly control disappears once medicine enters the picture. Gary and Selena examine personal medical experiences, fear responses, and the uncomfortable moments people rarely talk about.
The discussion expands into celebrity health headlines, Ozempic side effects, weight loss culture, and public reactions to medical decisions. Gary and Selena also touch on institutional trust, misinformation, and why health conversations online spiral so quickly into judgment and panic. The episode balances personal stories with broader cultural tension around bodies, medicine, and privacy

Too Sweet Pt 2 Mar 02, 2024

Kanye demands Kim pull the kids from Sierra Canyon, “fake celebrity school” conspiracy talk, and the weirdest question of the week: what the hell is actually going on there? Then the Aaron Bushnell self-immolation video, internet censorship/scrubbing, and why performative protest doesn’t move the needle.
Plus: Diddy allegations spreading fast, Meek Mill rumors, celebrity power plays, OnlyFans “artist” grift culture, and the everyday chaos that pushes people to the edge—parking lot rage, old people blocking everything, grocery store insanity, and the ongoing cat war in the apartment.

Too Sweet Pt 1 Mar 01, 2024

A late-night apartment meltdown turns into full police lockdown—yelling in the parking lot, glass shattering, cops with shotguns, and the kind of chaos that makes you stare out the window like a paranoid neighborhood watch captain. Then it’s PF Chang’s birthday dinner confusion, “Japanese old fashioned” jokes that don’t land, and why a simple drink order somehow becomes a 40-minute manager-only mission.
Plus: the weird world of corporate sponsor drama (Umano ravioli “whistleblower”), Cheerios pesticide lawsuit panic, Sphere ticket price insanity, and the unstoppable spiral from harmless small talk into absolute nonsense.

Miss Japan Pt 2 Feb 22, 2024

This one starts with apartment-life paranoia (kids outside, earthquakes, and Travis Kelce doing “cool black dad” voice), then immediately swan-dives into: Little People, Big World Airbnb guests allegedly filming porn in the farmhouse, ethically impossible “would you rather” questions, and the True Detective finale fallout (Navarro’s disappearing act and why the ending feels like a rushed group project).
From there it’s Yellowjackets delays, Dance Moms supremacy, AI drama (Gemini getting heat for refusing “white achievement” prompts), and the rise of car-free “15-minute city” living in Tempe—aka a neighborhood built for people who are scared of driving and love telling you about it. We wrap with Malia Obama discourse, Machine Gun Kelly’s full-body blackout tattoo, and the timeless premium tradition: arguing about dinner until someone says “Greek burger.”

Miss Japan Pt 1 Feb 22, 2024

A Ukrainian-born contestant wins Miss Japan and sets off a backlash that quickly spirals into questions about identity, citizenship, and who gets to represent a country on a global stage. Gary and Selena dig into why this story struck a nerve, how outrage spreads online, and why beauty pageants still manage to ignite debates people swear they are tired of having.
The conversation drifts through baby names falling out of favor, neighborhood police activity, Super Bowl fallout, Usher’s halftime performance, Travis Kelce’s sideline moment, and the growing obsession with tracking Taylor Swift’s private jet. Gary and Selena move between disbelief, dark humor, and genuine confusion as the episode slowly unravels into everything else.

Leg Drop Pt 2 Feb 10, 2024

Gary and Selena dive deeper into the chaos as the conversation veers from global disasters to cultural absurdity with no brakes. This episode moves through wildfires and conspiracy theories surrounding Chile, sudden celebrity scandals, leaked private moments, and the strange ways the internet decides what matters each week.
Gary and Selena also spiral into wrestling psychology, modern masculinity, drug panic, and the growing sense that everything feels slightly off in 2024. The discussion blends dark humor, paranoia, and cultural commentary while circling the same question. Are we watching the collapse in real time, or just refreshing our feeds too often. Gary and Selena connect the dots between fame, distraction, and control while keeping the tone reckless, curious, and brutally honest.

Leg Drop Pt 1 Feb 09, 2024

Gary and Selena kick off the chaos with a loose spiral through wrestling fandom, everyday social awkwardness, and the strange moments that reveal how unhinged people really are. The episode moves from watching the Royal Rumble to unexpected phone calls, public interactions gone wrong, and the small humiliations that somehow turn into the most memorable stories.
Gary and Selena drift into conversations about language, etiquette, celebrity culture, and the thin line between confidence and embarrassment. As the night unfolds, the discussion expands into media overload, internet noise, and the creeping sense that nothing feels normal anymore. This episode sets the tone with absurd humor, cultural observation, and the kind of unfiltered honesty that only happens when the night goes longer than planned.

STFU SCOTT! Pt 2 Feb 03, 2024

Gary and Selena drift through a late-night conversation that bounces between wrestling nostalgia, shifting beauty standards, and the strange extremes of modern internet culture. What starts as background commentary turns into a sharper discussion about public spectacle, social limits, and how far people push themselves for attention.
Along the way, Gary and Selena react to reality television, celebrity behavior, uncomfortable headlines, and the moments that make everyday life feel increasingly absurd. The episode blends dark humor with casual observation, capturing the kind of unfiltered dialogue that happens when nothing is off limits and everything feels slightly unhinged.

STFU SCOTT! Pt 1 Feb 03, 2024

Gary and Selena move through a wide-ranging conversation that starts with wrestling nostalgia and quickly turns toward power, control, and public spectacle. Discussions around Vince McMahon, celebrity scandals, and shifting accountability in entertainment lead into broader thoughts on fame, influence, and why certain behavior is ignored until it becomes impossible to defend.
Along the way, Gary and Selena reflect on reality television, cultural blind spots, award season backlash, and the strange patterns that repeat when money and attention are involved. The episode unfolds like overheard late-night talk, mixing uncomfortable headlines with sharp observations and the kind of commentary that drifts naturally from one subject into the next.

Hern Honkin' Jan 21, 2024

Gary and Selena drift through a loose, unfiltered conversation shaped by cultural exhaustion, celebrity behavior, and the strange ways modern stories spiral when nobody feels fully invested. From reactions to music, movies, and celebrity reinvention to observations about identity, trends, and public overcorrection, the episode captures the feeling of talking just to stay awake while the world keeps producing headlines anyway. Gary and Selena move between pop moments, personal tangents, and uncomfortable questions, landing in a space where humor, confusion, and fatigue overlap without resolution.

Tunneling Pt 2 Jan 13, 2024

Gary and Selena spiral through memory, mortality, belief, and the strange logic people use to make sense of suffering. What starts as casual conversation drifts into stories about family, survival, faith, death, and the uncomfortable randomness that shapes entire lives. The episode moves between dark humor, reflection, and philosophical detours, touching on technology, identity, aliens, legacy, and the quiet weight of moments that never fully resolve. Gary and Selena sit inside the mess rather than explaining it, letting the tunneling continue wherever it leads.

Tunneling Pt 1 Jan 11, 2024

Gary and Selena begin tunneling through uncertainty, logistics, and unease as everyday problems slide into larger questions about money, commitment, trust, and control. What starts with errands, weddings, and minor frustrations gradually opens into conversations about power, secrecy, institutions, and the strange stories shaping the moment. The episode moves between humor and tension as Gary and Selena follow threads involving tunnels, public scandals, belief systems, and the uncomfortable gaps between what people are told and what feels real.

Black Market Breast Milk & The Whale Pt 2 Jan 05, 2024

Gary and Selena continue unpacking the aftermath of The Whale while drifting into conversations about consumption, boundaries, and the strange economy that forms around desperation and demand.
The discussion moves through discomfort, dark humor, and moral gray areas as they react to black market breast milk, wellness culture, exploitation, and the uneasy line between empathy and spectacle. As the episode unfolds, Gary and Selena connect personal reactions to larger questions about value, control, and why certain stories stick long after the screen goes dark.

Black Market Breast Milk & The Whale Pt 1 Jan 04, 2024

Gary and Selena dive into first reactions after finally watching The Whale, using the film as a launch point for conversations about excess, isolation, and the uncomfortable ways people cope with pain. The discussion moves through black market breast milk, obsession, control, and the strange moral economies that form around desperation and consumption.
As the episode unfolds, Gary and Selena connect personal reactions, documentaries, and cultural oddities to broader questions about empathy, spectacle, and why certain stories feel impossible to look away from.

2023 is OVER Pt 2 Dec 20, 2023

Gary and Selena look back on the end of 2023 by jumping between news headlines, personal travel stories, and the strange cultural moments that refused to stay buried. The conversation moves from holiday trips and disappointing destinations to celebrity scandals, political fatigue, conspiracy theories, and the uneasy feeling that major stories disappear as quickly as they arrive. Along the way, Gary and Selena unpack frustrations with public spectacles, media distractions, everyday annoyances, and the small moments that somehow define the year more than the headlines ever did.

2023 is OVER Pt 1 Dec 19, 2023

Gary and Selena kick off a loose year-end conversation by drifting through celebrity news, reality television, holiday plans, and the strange moments that made 2023 feel exhausting and surreal. The discussion moves between Sister Wives fallout, pop culture arguments, viral headlines, conspiracy spirals, and everyday frustrations that pile up at the end of the year. Along the way, Gary and Selena mix personal stories, media reactions, and unfiltered commentary, capturing the scattered energy of trying to make sense of a year that never quite slowed down.

Leaving The Pokémon Behind Pt 2 Dec 14, 2023

Gary and Selena talk through everyday chaos as small moments spiral into something bigger. A routine vet visit turns stressful fast, revealing how fear, anxiety, and past trauma show up in unexpected ways. From sensory overload and public awkwardness to navigating responsibility for animals that do not fit neatly into expectations, the conversation stays grounded in real reactions and uncomfortable honesty.
Along the way, Gary and Selena drift through observations about social behavior, modern distractions, nostalgia, and the strange ways people cope with stress. The episode moves naturally between humor and tension, capturing the feeling of being overwhelmed while still trying to laugh it off.

Leaving The Pokémon Behind Pt 1 Dec 13, 2023

Gary and Selena move through a wide-ranging conversation that starts with celebrity deaths and quickly spirals into pop culture reactions, reality television, and the strange overlap between fame, illness, and public obsession. They talk through recent losses, reality stars, and how quickly speculation fills in the gaps when details are vague or missing. Weight loss drugs, Ozempic culture, and celebrity transparency turn into a broader discussion about shortcuts, side effects, and whether society ever really learns from past medical hype cycles.
From there, the episode shifts into a deep dive on Leaving the World Behind, unpacking isolation, distrust, conspiracy thinking, elite survival narratives, and the uneasy feeling that comfort often wins out while everything else falls apart. Holiday television, baking competitions, sports playing in the background, and offhand celebrity scandals weave in and out as Gary and Selena let the conversation drift naturally. The result is a loose, observational episode about media overload, cultural anxiety, and the strange comfort of distraction when the world feels unpredictable.

Person of the Year Dec 07, 2023

Taylor Swift gets crowned Time’s Person of the Year and it instantly turns into a full-on argument about celebrity worship, manufactured outrage, and why certain people get treated like untouchable gods. Billie Eilish’s sexuality discourse kicks off a chaotic breakdown of labels like gay, queer, and cisgender, plus the internet’s obsession with defining everyone on demand. There’s talk about podcast awards being fake, Phoenix culture being corny, and the fantasy of reinventing yourself just to start winning trophies.
Tim Allen comes up with his old drug history and the Santa Claus movie set drama, then the conversation swerves into Ice Cube, Hollywood gatekeepers, Epstein conspiracies, and how fast internet panic shifts from 5G paranoia to anti-vape “popcorn lung” propaganda. A Texas trip recap includes parade hosting, crowd energy, and culture shock, followed by commentary on local news coverage, who ends up getting interviewed after shootings, and why it always looks like a casting call for the worst possible people. The episode closes with holiday party dread, Advent calendar beef, Thai food decisions, Panda Express observations, Mexican food discoveries, and the eternal debate over disgusting comfort meals like soup, crackers, cheese, and horseradish.

The Paper Cutter Mishap Pt 2 Nov 28, 2023

Gary and Selena move through a long, winding conversation that jumps from workplace gun talk and suppressors into pop culture, fashion, and identity. The Matrix becomes a surprisingly serious metaphor for self perception, standing out in public, and why certain aesthetics signal belonging or rebellion. That spirals into celebrity reinvention, masculinity, and why comedians getting jacked often feels more confusing than impressive. The discussion shifts into true crime and justice, touching on Larry Nassar, prison violence, and why some public villains seem protected while others face immediate consequences.
Gary and Selena question how punishment works, who gets sympathy, and why certain stories never seem to end. From there it turns domestic and personal with holiday decorations that never come down, awkward neighbors, DUI news, homelessness outside grocery stores, and everyday discomfort people pretend not to see. The episode winds through bad Christmas movies, streaming burnout, celebrity obsession, beauty standards, dating history, and the strange ways fame distorts reality. It closes on food debates, snoring complaints, pets with seasonal depression, and the familiar chaos of overthinking everything late at night.

The Paper Cutter Mishap Pt 1 Nov 27, 2023

Gary and Selena kick things off by unpacking their first full dive into The Matrix, breaking down confidence, doubt, symbolism, and why the sequels feel heavier and more philosophical than expected. That leads into reality television with Sister Wives, polygamy dynamics, emotional imbalance, and how one relationship slowly collapses while everyone pretends it is fine. The conversation moves into holiday burnout, streaming fatigue, and why there is nothing new worth watching between Thanksgiving and Christmas. Squid Game The Challenge comes up alongside frustration with bad Christmas movies, especially Best Christmas Ever, and why forced holiday cheer makes everything worse.
Gary and Selena also touch on celebrity families, reality fame, and how being adjacent to stardom often replaces talent. The episode spirals into awkward public interactions, weather chaos, workplace memories, dispensary encounters, and being recognized in places where no one wants attention. It closes with a long detour into gingerbread construction disasters, food frustration, pop culture oversharing, and the kind of chaotic thoughts that only surface late at night.

Banana Bread at Work Pt 2 Nov 22, 2023

Gary and Selena move through a series of workplace frustrations, public interactions, and social misunderstandings that start small and quickly escalate. What begins with casual observations turns into stories about manners, entitlement, and the quiet resentment that builds during everyday encounters.
The conversation drifts through celebrity obsession, live music at restaurants, food rituals, and the strange social rules people are expected to follow without ever agreeing on them. Gary and Selena react to awkward service moments, unspoken expectations, and the irritation that comes from being polite when it feels undeserved. This episode captures the tension between trying to be normal in public and the internal commentary that never shuts off. Gary and Selena sit with that irritation, laugh through it, and let the annoyance speak for itself.

Banana Bread at Work Pt 1 Nov 20, 2023

Gary and Selena kick things off with an unexpectedly emotional win at work that quickly turns into a broader conversation about patience, small victories, and how easily good moods collide with everyday irritation. What starts as banana bread spirals into observations about waiting, entitlement, and why minor interactions feel heavier than they should.
The episode moves through cult documentaries, internet belief systems, and the appeal of people selling certainty to anyone desperate for meaning. Gary and Selena react to modern self help culture, relationship obsession, and the thin line between advice and manipulation. Layered beneath the humor is a steady commentary on frustration, confusion, and the quiet absurdity of modern life. Gary and Selena let the conversation wander naturally, capturing the feeling of trying to stay grounded while everything around you feels slightly unhinged.

Falling In Lava Pt 2 Nov 14, 2023

Gary and Selena spiral through pop culture frustrations, celebrity obsession, and why certain franchises refuse to die. The conversation jumps from music industry grudges to reality television fatigue, reboot culture, and the strange grip famous families still have on public attention. Dinner disasters, bad ribs, and low expectations become a jumping off point for talking about disappointment, irritation, and how small annoyances stack up fast.
Gary and Selena break down modern convenience, read receipts, social pressure, and the quiet stress of being constantly reachable. The episode takes a hard left with a long call from Scott, whose story about an awkward medical appointment turns into a raw and unfiltered look at embarrassment, masculinity, aging, and how unprepared people are for certain real world experiences. Gary and Selena react in real time, letting the conversation stretch into something uncomfortable, absurd, and strangely honest.

Falling In Lava Pt 1 Nov 13, 2023

Gary and Selena move through a long, spiraling conversation that starts with a week off and immediately collapses into apartment problems, strange smells, loud neighbors, and maintenance issues that never actually get resolved. Small daily frustrations stack up until everything feels slightly off, like living inside a loop that never resets. The conversation shifts into freeway anxiety, car fires, near accidents, and the creeping feeling that something is wrong with driving lately.
Gary recounts an overpowered dispensary food experience that turns a normal workday into an uncomfortably intense ride home, while Selena reacts to the logic of casually eating a fully infused meal and expecting nothing to happen. From there, the episode drifts through reality television obsession, messaging a reality figure, celebrity sightings, internet videos involving extreme accidents, and the uneasy mix of curiosity and regret that comes with seeing too much online. Gary and Selena bounce between dark humor, paranoia, pop culture distractions, and the shared relief of saying the quiet thoughts out loud.

Songs About Sister Wives, Meth & Hot Tubs Oct 31, 2023

Gary and Selena kick off a chaotic Halloween premium episode with Sister Wives obsession, polygamy drama, and COVID rules tearing a reality family apart. The conversation slides into cult energy, isolated living fantasies, and why reality TV is more fascinating than scripted shows. They break down a disastrous Halloween house party featuring blackout drinking, vomiting, weed paranoia, costume stress, and the quiet horror of realizing you might be too old for house parties.
From there, things spiral into celebrity deaths, hot tub accidents, addiction, fame, and why certain celebrity narratives don’t quite add up. The episode moves through mass shootings, media coverage, conspiracy theories, voice-to-skull tech, and cultural paranoia before landing on Green Day hate, punk nostalgia, modern music disappointment, and why some bands should’ve stopped decades ago. A true premium-only free-fall through reality television, drugs, parties, cult logic, celebrity collapse, and Halloween chaos.

Doin' Checkers Pt 2 Oct 24, 2023

Gary and Selena drift through unedited chaos touching on tabloid TV, paternity shows, airline disasters, air traffic control stress, and why modern travel feels increasingly unhinged. The conversation spirals into pilot mental health, near-miss plane incidents, and how infrastructure cracks show up in everyday news stories.
From there, it veers into vampires, immortality myths, political elites, pop culture folklore, and why ancient stories still map onto modern power. The episode jumps between Goosebumps nostalgia, childhood horror, cultural programming, and how fear gets repackaged for every generation. They wrap with reality TV burnout, celebrity absurdity, Kitchen Nightmares energy, restaurant disasters, and the physical consequences of unlimited food. A long-form freefall through paranoia, nostalgia, food regret, and cultural decay.

Doin' Checkers Pt 1 Oct 23, 2023

Gary and Selena open with unfiltered banter about rejecting polish, ignoring professionalism, and letting conversations go wherever they land. From scam job emails and AI fatigue to abandoning structure entirely, the episode leans into raw momentum and intentional mess. They drift through true crime documentaries, unsettling media choices, and the strange comfort of watching disturbing content while trying to relax.
Coffee rituals, food debates, and late night checkers set the backdrop for discussions about sports fatigue, Arizona teams, and the hollow rituals of fandom. The conversation spirals into gender and sports controversies, celebrity scandals, social media oversharing, and the way public figures unravel in real time. Britney Spears, Chris Brown, Travis Scott confusion, and internet pile-ons blur together with paranoia, burnout, and cultural exhaustion. The episode closes in familiar chaos with conspiracy tangents, money anxiety, aging pop stars, and the quiet realization that everything feels louder, dumber, and harder to ignore.

Weekend at EleCant's Pt 2 Oct 16, 2023

Gary and Selena drift through a late night spiral of movies, media, and the unsettling comfort of watching chaos unfold on screen. What starts with background television turns into conversations about nostalgia, childhood obsessions, and the strange way entertainment shapes fear, memory, and morality. They move through true crime, school violence, conspiracy thinking, and the uneasy line between curiosity and obsession. Haunted houses, extreme experiences, and the psychology of people who seek out fear blur together with questions about consent, exploitation, and how far entertainment is allowed to go.
The episode widens into cultural burnout as Gary and Selena dig into celebrity breakdowns, social media performance, mental health language, and the exhaustion of watching public figures unravel in real time. The tone stays loose but heavy as humor collides with dread, disbelief, and the feeling that nothing is ever really off limits anymore. The conversation closes in familiar Terrible Person fashion with reflections on childhood, food memories, generational disconnects, and the quiet realization that growing up mostly means learning how to sit with discomfort.

Weekend at EleCant's Pt 1 Oct 14, 2023

Gary and Selena spiral through a chaotic conversation that jumps from celebrity scandals to world events with zero warning and zero restraint. They dig into the nonstop Jada Pinkett Smith headlines, the lingering fallout from the Oscars slap, and why certain celebrities refuse to leave the public consciousness. The discussion shifts into reactions to global conflict, media overload, and whether having an opinion actually matters anymore.
Gary and Selena question viral war footage, online outrage cycles, and how conspiracy thinking creeps into everyday conversations when information never stops. Along the way, they riff on White House pets, influencer boxing drama, LinkedIn scammers, Taylor Swift saturation, and the strange feeling of being too online while still feeling completely powerless. The episode closes in classic Terrible Person fashion with dark humor, cultural exhaustion, and the sense that nothing is normal but everything keeps going anyway.

Backwards Baby Birding Pt 2 Oct 09, 2023

Gary and Selena continue a late night couch conversation that spirals through morality, culture, and the absurdity of modern life. They debate crime, punishment, and whether extreme violence can ever be justified, including uncomfortable hypotheticals about family loyalty and justice. The conversation shifts into pop culture and media saturation with discussions about the Joker, Batman villains, celebrity obsession, and why modern entertainment feels disconnected from reality.
Gary and Selena dig into artificial intelligence and hiring bias, questioning whether AI reinforces stereotypes and how online presence impacts real world opportunities. They riff on job rejection, corporate culture, social media surveillance, and why being chronically online might actively work against you. The episode drifts through celebrity behavior, fashion choices, cult vibes, and why fame seems to accelerate personal breakdowns. The night winds down with reflections on driving culture, public safety, sports media narratives, gender attention gaps, and the exhaustion of nonstop outrage cycles. Dark humor, raw conversation, and unfiltered tangents drive this episode into classic Terrible Person territory.

Backwards Baby Birding Pt 1 Oct 08, 2023

Gary and Selena return after a week off and immediately unpack local backlash, online complaints, and what it feels like when someone decides they have a problem with you for reasons that are never fully explained. The conversation drifts into the strange comfort of live television, commercials, and the chaos of channel surfing before spiraling into lottery logic, Powerball fantasies, and a sincere attempt to communicate with the future for winning numbers.
From there, Gary and Selena break down the Netflix true crime documentary Ice Cold, digging into the coffee poisoning case, the surveillance gaps, and how fast a normal moment can turn into a murder investigation. That leads into a discussion about pageant corruption, the Miss USA and Miss Universe scandal, and the unexpected twist involving new ownership that changes how the entire system operates. The tone darkens as they talk about chiropractors, workplace creep behavior, and how oversharing personal trauma can hijack casual conversations. Gary and Selena also vent about ASMR culture, whisper content, mic’d up body sounds, and why the internet’s obsession with sensory noise feels impossible to escape. A quick check in on Jared Leto, conspiracy thinking, and the mental exhaustion of current events closes the episode as they rush out the door for dinner.

Travis + Taylor Sep 26, 2023

Gary and Selena unpack the sudden Travis Kelce and Taylor Swift media frenzy, questioning whether the relationship is real, performative, or something bigger tied to branding, politics, and mass influence. From NFL broadcasts to vaccine ads to nonstop camera cuts, they break down how celebrity relationships get engineered into cultural moments and why this one feels unavoidable. The conversation moves through Super Bowl halftime speculation, Usher nostalgia, and why certain artists feel permanently frozen in a specific era.
Gary and Selena compare generational reactions to pop stars, sports marketing, and how spectacle now outweighs talent or relevance. The discussion widens into reality television obsession, staged confrontations, Selling the OC fatigue, and why manufactured drama works even when everyone knows it is fake. From there, Gary and Selena spiral into everyday public frustration, including customer service breakdowns, Sonic drive thru chaos, pickleball injuries, retail overload, and the strange social behavior that makes minor interactions feel explosive. The episode closes with darker turns into moral philosophy, fame, collective responsibility, and how much anyone would actually give up to prevent large scale tragedy when comfort is on the line.

The Disappearing AirPod Pt 2 Sep 18, 2023

A missing AirPod spirals into funeral industry chaos, cartel cremation stories, shady morticians, Netflix documentaries, Glow Up makeup takes, wedding stress, money anxiety, lost careers, reality TV meltdowns, writer strikes, Olympic ruins, viral crime docs, side hustles, and the slow realization that adulthood is just trying to replace expensive tech without losing your mind.

The Disappearing AirPod Pt 1 Sep 17, 2023

Gary and Selena spiral through the mystery of a missing AirPod while unpacking Vegas chaos, funeral industry stories, cartel rumors, reality television, celebrity feuds, retail disasters, public etiquette breakdowns, homelessness, travel exhaustion, modern media fatigue, and the quiet rage of losing expensive tech inside your own apartment.

Bridging The Gap Pt 2 Sep 11, 2023

Gary and Selena continue an unfiltered conversation about race, culture, and pop culture as they break down why Drake connects audiences across communities, how Insane Clown Posse unexpectedly unites different subcultures, and why music fandom says more about identity than people want to admit. The episode moves through reactions to the Tory Lanez documentary, Megan Thee Stallion, celebrity narratives, and media framing before spiraling into conversations about Kanye, public image, viral moments, and internet mythology.
Gary and Selena also touch on standup comedy instincts, pushing boundaries, ICP juggalos, Native American fandoms, generational humor, and the strange ways pop culture becomes a social bridge. The discussion blends observational comedy with uncomfortable truths about race conversations, cancel culture, and why curiosity is often treated as controversy. The episode closes with reflections on audience reactions, listener messages, and why asking questions still matters even when it makes people nervous.

Bridging The Gap Pt 1 Sep 10, 2023

Gary and Selena open the conversation by reacting to a bizarre Netflix account takeover before moving into predictions, pop culture chaos, and the strange ways media narratives shape public opinion. The episode covers reactions to the Danny Masterson sentencing, the fallout surrounding Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis, and early thoughts on the Tory Lanez and Megan Thee Stallion documentary.
Gary and Selena drift through Vegas anticipation, celebrity scandals, conspiracy theories, aviation anxiety, and the economics of modern life, including discussions around money insecurity and generational instability. The conversation expands into observations about music trends, slut rap, fandom behavior, media outrage cycles, and how public figures are reframed once a story takes hold. The episode blends dark humor with cultural commentary, listener messages, and off-the-rails tangents that explore fear, fame, technology, and why chaos feels constant. Gary and Selena set the tone for the series by pushing uncomfortable conversations without pretending to have clean answers.

Hershey Kiss Nips Pt 2 Sep 04, 2023

Gary and Selena react to a week of uncomfortable headlines, starting with Emma Stone’s controversial new role, the backlash around graphic movie scenes, and the way Hollywood keeps repackaging shock as prestige. The conversation moves through celebrity scandals, international arrests, public accusations, and how quickly the court of public opinion reshapes careers before facts settle.
Gary and Selena dig into media outrage cycles, cancel culture logic, and why modern journalism feels more interested in destruction than context. The episode spirals into discussions about conspiracy thinking, historic events, distrust in institutions, and the growing sense that major stories never fully add up. Along the way, they touch on animal activism protests, wealth inequality, government spending, celebrity deaths, and why money seems to disappear faster than accountability. The conversation closes with dark humor, disturbing documentaries, true crime obsession, and reflections on why heavy topics keep bleeding into everyday life even when laughter feels harder to reach.

Hershey Kiss Nips Pt 1 Sep 04, 2023

Burning Man turns into a full-blown disaster zone as rain, mud, and chaos trap thousands in the desert—and the episode opens with Grant and Caitlin going all-in on the rumors, the panic, and why they think a certain kind of festival person is built for catastrophe. They debate the culture of Burning Man, the “life-changing” crowd, rich people cosplaying as survivalists, and the weird social clout that comes with saying you went. Then the show takes a sharp left into listener interaction when Grant cold-calls Brett on-air, who immediately becomes the unofficial voice of the episode: Burning Man takes, DoorDash horror stories, psycho customers, and the realities of grinding side gigs in 2023. From there, it’s a rapid-fire run through modern life being stupidly expensive—groceries, inflation, tire scams, retail upsell tactics, and how every errand now costs a small fortune. The conversation also hits pop-culture obsession culture:
Beyoncé vs. Taylor Swift tour hype, “era” brainrot on social media, and why celebrity worship feels more like a sport than entertainment. Grant tells a genuinely insane childhood story about wearing a tie to school every day as a year-long social experiment (and somehow getting rewarded for it), while Caitlin tries to keep the episode from fully derailing into conspiracy talk. There’s also a mini-update on Joe Jonas and Sophie Turner rumors, the Jonas Brothers hierarchy, and the kind of petty relationship speculation that only makes sense when the world is already melting down. Finally, the episode closes on a full Limp Bizkit spiral—Fred Durst discourse, Woodstock baggage, and the exact moment a song can flip Grant’s brain into “I’m ready to run through a wall” mode.

Shabbat Simone Biles Pt 2 Aug 28, 2023

Gary and Selena spiral through a wide-ranging conversation that jumps from Sabbath rules and religious customs into conspiracy culture, revisionist history, and internet-brain theories that refuse to stay contained. What starts with jokes about Shabbat traditions and black-hat folklore quickly turns into debates about ancient civilizations, underground tunnel systems, hidden artifacts, and whether modern history is missing entire chapters. The episode leans hard into skepticism, curiosity, and the uncomfortable space between satire and belief. From there,
Gary and Selena unpack reality dating television and social awkwardness through the lens of Down With Love, breaking down failed first dates, overconfidence collapsing into anxiety, performative romance, and why certain personalities dominate immediately while others freeze. The conversation shifts into media criticism, touching on true crime coverage, Nancy Grace–style sensationalism, and how outrage storytelling shapes public opinion more than facts. The episode gets personal as Gary and Selena answer a listener question about dating after breakups, meeting partners later in life, and how work, timing, and emotional burnout affect connection. They discuss how they met, past relationships, and the strange emotional weight that comes with unresolved history and loss. The conversation closes with relationship logistics, marriage questions, last names, and the mundane realities that follow big life decisions, all wrapped in the show’s signature unfiltered tone.

Shabbat Simone Biles Pt 1 Aug 26, 2023

Gary and Selena open the episode with off-the-rails energy that quickly turns into a wide conversation about current events, conspiracy thinking, pop culture, and relationship tension. They unpack the Hawaii wildfires, media narratives surrounding disaster response, government involvement, and why questioning official explanations immediately gets people labeled or shut down. The discussion moves between empathy, skepticism, and dark humor as Gary and Selena try to make sense of tragedy, power, and who actually benefits when everything burns. The conversation jumps into religion, Shabbat traditions, Jewish customs, and how cultural rules get misunderstood or exaggerated, blending genuine curiosity with satire.
Gary and Selena drift into historical speculation, ancient disasters like Pompeii, preservation myths, and how modern catastrophes get compared to events from thousands of years ago. From there, the episode spirals into pop culture, including Billie Eilish, celebrity influence, and the way fame shapes behavior and perception. The tone shifts inward as Gary and Selena address conflict between themselves, workplace tension, and what it means to fight, cool off, and come back to the table. They touch on dating shows, social discomfort, cringe culture, and why certain personalities thrive while others freeze under pressure. The episode closes with true crime media criticism, serial killer mythmaking, and frustration with performative storytelling that prioritizes speculation over facts

I Can't Find My Ring Pt 2 Aug 14, 2023

Gary and Selena spiral through a long conversation about mortality, bad decisions, and how ordinary moments turn into lasting trauma. The episode moves through stories of sudden death, car accidents, and violent outcomes, including high school tragedies and how people process loss differently depending on proximity and memory. The discussion stays unfiltered as Gary and Selena talk through shock, survivor guilt, and how quickly normal life can derail. The conversation shifts into reckless behavior and near misses, including dangerous driving stories, poor judgment under pressure, and moments that could have ended very differently.
Gary and Selena reflect on how casually people flirt with disaster, whether it is speeding, substance use, or ignoring obvious warning signs, and why those moments feel funny until they are not. From there, the episode jumps into documentaries and media obsessions, including true crime denial, families refusing facts, and how grief warps reality. Gary and Selena react to disturbing footage, bizarre behavior, and the discomfort of watching people defend the indefensible. The episode closes with cultural detours into celebrity behavior, food safety fears, medical horror stories, and the strange comfort of laughing through deeply uncomfortable topics.

I Can't Find My Ring Pt 1 Aug 13, 2023

Gary and Selena open the episode with a full-scale panic after Selena believes she has lost her engagement ring, triggering an emotional spiral that unfolds in real time. The conversation moves through anxiety, blame, reassurance, and the helpless feeling of being stuck at work while something deeply personal feels permanently gone. As the story develops, Gary recounts retracing steps, searching the apartment, visiting a gas station, and confronting the very real possibility that the ring may be lost forever.
The episode expands into the history of Gary and Selena working together, including early relationship tension, communication breakdowns They reflect on arguments, miscommunication, and the slow process of learning how to talk to each other without everything turning into a fight. These moments frame the ring incident as part of a larger pattern of stress, attachment, and emotional vulnerability. The conversation shifts toward family and mortality as Selena prepares to travel for her great grandfather’s funeral. Gary and Selena discuss generational timelines, grief, sentimental value, and why the ring carries more meaning than money. The episode closes with anxiety, obsessive thought patterns, fear of loss, and the relief that comes when panic finally gives way to resolution.

Too Much Potassium Pt 2 Aug 07, 2023

Gary and Selena spiral through a wide-ranging conversation that blends medical misinformation, internet panic, and pop culture chaos. The episode opens with a discussion about rare medical conditions and quickly moves into weight loss drugs, diabetes, Ozempic, and how health trends become dangerous once celebrities and social media latch onto them. Gary and Selena unpack crash diets, medication misuse, and why shortcuts always come with consequences. The conversation drifts into body horror, childbirth stories, C-sections, and modern empowerment trends that blur the line between agency and spectacle.
Gary and Selena react to viral moments, reality television, and the strange normalization of extreme medical decisions as entertainment. Along the way, they touch on Lana Del Rey, celebrity obsession, and how fame warps public perception. As the episode continues, Gary and Selena dive into conspiracies, celebrity deaths, political gossip, aliens, and the internet’s ability to move on instantly from world-shifting news. The episode closes with social media stupidity, TikTok health trends, influencer culture, and the quiet exhaustion of living in a timeline where misinformation spreads faster than common sense.

Too Much Potassium Pt 1 Aug 05, 2023

Gary and Selena kick off the episode with post-travel chaos as Selena recounts her Greece trip, culture clashes, airport disasters, and the slow unraveling that comes with long travel days and public frustration. From aggressive tourists to personal space violations, the episode quickly settles into observational chaos and blunt commentary. The conversation moves through celebrity news and internet outrage as Gary and Selena react to Lizzo controversies, body standards, power dynamics, and performative outrage cycles.
They discuss influencer culture, vegan extremism, health hypocrisy, and how wellness trends collapse when taken to dangerous extremes. As the episode continues, Gary and Selena drift into food culture, dining experiences, tipping etiquette, and the absurd economics of eating out. This spirals into pop culture nostalgia, Ninja Turtles logic, homelessness, urban heat, parking disputes, and the quiet madness of daily life. The episode wraps with technology anxiety, bizarre internet inventions, viral fetish stories, and the strange future of intimacy. Gary and Selena close the conversation grounded in observational humor, cultural exhaustion, and the shared realization that everything feels slightly broken but still weirdly funny.

Conspiracies & Gibberish Pt 2 (w/ Payton Whitmore) Jul 21, 2023

Gary and Selena continue the conversation with Payton Whitmore as the episode drifts through conspiracies, media skepticism, and cultural paranoia. The discussion opens with podcasting, education, and college experiences before sliding into race, language, and the strange social dynamics that surface in academic spaces. Gary, Selena, and Payton unpack human trafficking narratives, controversial films, elite power structures, and the tension between real-world crimes and internet-driven conspiracy culture. They question who controls information, how narratives are buried or amplified, and why certain stories ignite outrage while others disappear.
The conversation expands into Hollywood myths, celebrity deaths, cloning rumors, Epstein associations, royalty, and whether fame functions as modern power or distraction. They explore Disney, corporate influence, media control, and the recurring suspicion that public figures are expendable assets in larger systems. As the episode winds down, the focus turns to the writers strike, influencer culture, creative burnout, social media validation, and the illusion of celebrity hierarchy. Gary and Selena reflect on cultural saturation, manufactured outrage, and the sense that everything feels staged while nothing feels resolved.

Conspiracies & Gibberish Pt 1 (w/ Payton Whitmore) Jul 19, 2023

Gary and Selena kick off part one of a wide-ranging conversation with Payton Whitmore that immediately veers into conspiracies, skepticism, and late-night existential territory. The episode opens with travel, cities, and culture before quickly sliding into media distrust, celebrity deaths, and why certain events never sit right long after they happen. The discussion moves through Kobe Bryant, public tragedy, and how conspiracy thinking often starts with unanswered questions rather than answers. Gary, Selena, and Payton explore NASA, space skepticism, moon landing doubts, and whether technological timelines actually make sense when examined closely.
From there, the conversation dives into fear of space versus fear of the ocean, deep-sea unknowns, nuclear testing, and the idea that humanity may know far less about what’s below us than what’s above. Giants, underground civilizations, Antarctica, flat earth theory, and ancient power structures all make appearances as the episode leans fully into speculative territory. As part one wraps up, the focus shifts to secret societies, elite initiation rituals, inherited power, money, and the psychological cost of influence. Gary and Selena examine how wealth, secrecy, and control intersect, and why conspiracy culture thrives in a world that feels increasingly staged, curated, and disconnected from reality.

Small Dinner Plate Pt 2 Jul 15, 2023

Gary and Selena are back for part two, and the conversation immediately goes off the rails. With Greece on the horizon and patience running low, the episode bounces between travel prep, ancestry, religion, and why certain celebrities seem permanently cursed by bad vibes. They dig into assisted suicide, the death penalty, and who actually gets to decide when someone is “done.” From there, the discussion spirals into reality TV parents, celebrity meltdowns, clones, comebacks, and why public forgiveness feels wildly inconsistent depending on who’s involved.
The episode detours through pop culture headlines, celebrity optics, aging icons, and the strange comfort people find in watching famous figures fall apart. Gary and Selena also unpack attraction, overhype, and why some internet obsessions just don’t land no matter how hard the algorithm tries. Things wrap with sports rivalries, pickleball tension, competitive pettiness, and the kind of domestic arguments that feel small in the moment but somehow take over the entire day. Loose, chaotic, and unapologetically off-topic, this one lives entirely in the weeds.

Small Dinner Plate Pt 1 Jul 13, 2023

Gary and Selena kick off part one with pre-trip chaos as Greece looms and patience is already wearing thin. What starts as travel planning quickly veers into celebrity conspiracies, Tom Hanks rumors, and why certain theories refuse to die no matter how flimsy they are. They unpack Jerusalem, religious significance, holy sites, and why people have been fighting over the same land for thousands of years.
The episode moves through skepticism, curiosity, and confusion about faith, history, and whether any of it actually holds real power or if it’s just tradition layered on tradition. From cruises and Greek food to death rituals, burial preferences, and how people want to be remembered, the conversation keeps pivoting between big existential questions and small domestic distractions. Along the way, they hit JFK conspiracies, celebrity scandals, missing library books, pop culture randomness, and why some stories simply stop mattering once enough time passes. Loose, meandering, and unapologetically messy, this is the foundation episode that sets the tone for where the week is headed—and why nothing stays on track for long.

E-Reptile Dysfunction Pt 2 Jul 07, 2023

Dead birds showing up on neighborhood walks spark conspiracy talk about vaccines, wildlife, and environmental collapse. Gary and Selena spiral into movie debates covering Annihilation, Evil Dead Rise, and horror casting trends. Lottery fantasies turn into lightning strike math, economic collapse jokes, and why game show prizes feel pointless now. Taylor Swift, Ice Spice, celebrity PR damage control, and pop music overexposure get dissected.
Social media fatigue hits hard with Threads, TikTok surveillance fears, and influencer delusion. Concert phone throwing incidents, celebrity stage safety, and viral trend insanity. Childhood memories of public pools, chlorine, parasites, and swimming lessons. Vacation stories involving Cancun, parasailing disasters, and underage resort chaos. Awkward porn discoveries, hotel on demand regrets, and early internet trauma. A wide ranging unfiltered episode about money, media, fear, nostalgia, sex, and how everything feels broken now.

E-Reptile Dysfunction Pt 1 Jul 05, 2023

Gary and Selena spiral through conspiracy driven conversations starting with reptilian paranoia and dead lizards appearing in everyday spaces. Titanic theories resurface as Gary questions whether the ship was sabotaged, sunk for insurance money, or tied to secret financial power shifts involving old money elites. Celebrity news turns skeptical as Madonna’s hospitalization sparks debate over narcotics, public narratives, and how fame rewrites reality.
Psychology experiments involving authority, obedience, and manifestos are unpacked alongside discussions of control, brainwashing, and why people follow harmful instructions. Domestic chaos unfolds with laundry running mid recording, pets interrupting conversations, and dead animals turning into full blown paranoia. The episode drifts through internet culture, billionaire obsession, government distrust, and the sense that nothing happening publicly is accidental anymore.

HotDoggin Pt 2 Jun 30, 2023

Gary and Selena react to absurd news stories involving impersonated federal agents, viral confrontations, and public stunts that spiral out of control. Conversations move through celebrity chaos, concert incidents, and the strange behavior surrounding fandoms and fame. They debate robot soldiers, future warfare, and the rise of automation while questioning who actually benefits from technological power.
Pop culture takes a darker turn with discussions about subliminal messaging, audience manipulation, and whether mass fandoms can be weaponized. The episode drifts through cruise ship disasters, public safety fears, and extreme accidents that highlight how quickly everyday situations become catastrophic. Wrestling violence, internet shock content, and spectacle driven entertainment are examined alongside growing discomfort with how far people will go for attention.

HotDoggin Pt 1 Jun 29, 2023

Gary and Selena spiral through food fights, leftovers resentment, and domestic tension that somehow turns into a breakdown of modern chaos. They unpack energy drink confusion, sleep deprivation, and how small daily choices quietly derail everything.
The conversation moves into disaster coverage, media distraction, and public obsession with catastrophes, including implosions, investigations, and why certain stories dominate the news cycle. They react to conspiracy logic, celebrity scandals, canceled shows, and public figures melting down in real time. The episode closes on fame, outrage, and how absurd moments reveal deeper patterns in attention, power, and control.

We Recorded These on Wednesday Pt 2 Jun 24, 2023

Gary and Selena spiral through aging, insecurity, and what it feels like to watch fame excuse behavior that would be unacceptable for anyone else. They unpack celebrity age gaps, power dynamics, and why certain relationships feel normalized even when they trigger deep discomfort. The conversation moves into modern television burnout, reacting to shock driven shows, sexual control narratives, and why storytelling keeps getting replaced with provocation.
Along the way they riff on designer obsession, consumer absurdity, concert chaos, animals, gross habits, bodily quirks, and everyday behavior people quietly tolerate. The episode closes on creative exhaustion, jealousy, ambition, and the fear of spending years building something without knowing if it will ever pay off.

We Recorded These on Wednesday Pt 1 Jun 23, 2023

Gary and Selena bounce between aging anxiety, appearance insecurity, and how public figures seem to rewrite social rules as they get more powerful. The conversation moves through celebrity age gaps, fame warping behavior, and why certain relationships feel normalized while still triggering discomfort. They dig into modern TV obsession fatigue, reacting to shows that rely on shock, control dynamics, and sexual provocation instead of story. The episode drifts into animals, zoos, strange habits, body functions, and the quiet grossness people normalize in everyday life. It closes on burnout, ambition, creative exhaustion, and the fear of pouring years into something without knowing if it will ever pay off.

Selena Got Fired Jun 16, 2023

Gary and Selena unpack the fallout of a sudden job loss and the strange emotional limbo that follows when work disappears overnight. The conversation traces how power dynamics at work shift after asking for more money, the quiet retaliation that can follow, and the confusion of being let go without a clear explanation.
From there, Gary and Selena spiral into office politics, workplace resentment, nepotism, and the relief that comes with realizing a miserable job is finally over. The episode drifts into internet discourse, celebrity outrage cycles, generational language, television fatigue, and the awkward social rules adults are expected to pretend make sense. Throughout it all, Gary and Selena process burnout, insecurity, and the strange freedom that comes from watching a plan collapse while another one quietly waits in the background.

Lenovo WHAT Pad? Jun 14, 2023

Gary and Selena record a last minute episode that spirals from media fatigue into a loose commentary on journalism, television noise, and the absurdity of modern news cycles. The conversation jumps between cable news, viral headlines, celebrity behavior, tech branding, and the strange way culture packages outrage, tragedy, and entertainment into the same feed.
Gary and Selena riff on corporate rebrands, tech products, talent shows, celebrity controversies, aging fame, and the blurred line between information and spectacle. Along the way they unpack burnout, distraction, and the quiet realization that most of what we are told matters probably does not, all while sitting on the couch watching it unfold in real time.

Zipped Up Pt 2 Jun 09, 2023

Gary and Selena pick up where the conversation left off and dive headfirst into a chaotic mix of conspiracy theories, religion, true crime, pop culture panic, and everyday paranoia. The discussion jumps between aliens, nuclear war anxiety, cult documentaries, religious extremism, celebrity mind control rumors, and the strange psychology behind mass obsession.
Gary and Selena unpack viral stories, disturbing documentaries, internet conspiracies, school controversies, and cultural fear cycles while spiraling through personal memories, social conditioning, and the unsettling feeling that nothing is actually under control. The episode moves fast, gets uncomfortable, and leans fully into the confusion of trying to make sense of the modern world without pretending to have answers.

Zipped Up Pt 1 Jun 07, 2023

Gary and Selena spiral through awkward injuries, public embarrassment, breaking news distractions, celebrity chaos, and the strange moments that derail everyday life. The conversation jumps from accidental injuries and personal mishaps to wild headlines, pop culture outrage, aging celebrities, internet rumors, and the absurd pressure of modern media cycles.
Along the way, Gary and Selena unpack grief, memory, childhood embarrassment, social anxiety, celebrity relationships, viral backlash, and the strange way the internet decides what matters each week. The episode blends uncomfortable honesty, dark humor, cultural commentary, and off the rails storytelling that turns small moments into full blown chaos.

Black Ice, White Rice (Dab Edition) Pt 2 Jun 02, 2023

Gary and Selena drift through low energy chaos, movie budgets, celebrity reboots, reality television fakery, aging pop culture icons, money stress, internet outrage, and the strange logic of modern entertainment. The conversation moves from live action remakes and streaming excess to fake relationships, reality show manipulation, celebrity aging, bizarre health trends, and cultural burnout. Gary and Selena unpack how everything feels manufactured, overpriced, over explained, and slightly broken while leaning into exhaustion, dark humor, frustration, and accidental honesty.

Black Ice, White Rice (Dab Edition) Pt 1 Jun 01, 2023

Gary and Selena start the dab edition drifting through low energy chaos, birthday dread, aging anxiety, reality television obsession, cosmetic surgery curiosity, childhood nostalgia, school memories, family stories, near death accidents, black ice fear, snow driving trauma, ghost hotels, haunted history, biker culture, social media brain rot, pop culture fatigue, and the strange quiet panic of growing up. The episode unfolds loosely with tangents, dark humor, personal stories, and an unfiltered look at how exhaustion, nostalgia, and modern noise collide.

Beef & Cheddar Pt 2 May 26, 2023

Gary and Selena spiral through internet scams, workplace downtime, Target boycotts, Pride displays, gender panic, childhood innocence, early internet porn, dial up trauma, sex education confusion, cultural outrage cycles, social media overexposure, and how adult anxieties get projected onto kids. The conversation veers into nostalgia, hypocrisy, corporate performative values, sexual discovery, generational differences, moral panic, and the strange discomfort people feel when everything collides in public spaces. The episode blends dark humor, uncomfortable honesty, and long tangents about culture losing its mind in real time.

Beef & Cheddar Pt 1 May 25, 2023

Gary and Selena unpack a chaotic week that includes a brutal roller derby appearance, physical injuries, public humiliation, and adrenaline fueled regret. They react to the death of Tina Turner, spiral through grief, tribute confusion, and pop culture memory gaps, then pivot into vivid dreams, jealousy logic, and confronting coworkers over imagined betrayals.
The episode expands into conspiratorial thinking around celebrity control, Britney Spears, child stardom, media manipulation, internet surveillance, data hoarding, social credit anxiety, and skepticism toward monetized mental health culture. The conversation blends exhaustion, paranoia, dark humor, and cultural distrust as Gary and Selena try to make sense of a world that feels increasingly unstable

Powder Me Up Pt 2 May 18, 2023

Gary and Selena spiral through attraction, aging, ego, and absurd intimacy as they debate Martha Stewart’s public image, celebrity sexuality, and why certain cultural reactions feel deeply unhinged. The conversation veers into ghost hunting skepticism, Zach Bagans, haunted museums, and the performance of fear, before turning toward physical decay, body shame, heat, illness, and extreme weight realities.
Gary recounts disturbing bathroom encounters, childhood hospital memories, croup, mortality, and theories about death, while Selena grounds the chaos with realism and disbelief. The episode escalates into global anxiety with food shortages, insect protein, dystopian futures, and societal collapse, then lands in uncomfortable territory with a prolonged confrontation involving a suspected scammer connected to Gary’s family. The tone swings between humor, paranoia, vulnerability, and confrontation as Gary and Selena wrestle with trust, survival, and how strange life feels right now.

Powder Me Up Pt 1 May 17, 2023

Gary and Selena spiral through creative burnout, audience expectations, listener feedback, and the tension between oversharing and holding back. They unpack driving arguments, hypocrisy behind the wheel, public embarrassment, and how small moments inside a relationship turn into long standing grudges. The conversation moves into apartment disputes, renter frustration, corporate indifference, and the exhaustion of fighting systems designed to ignore people.
From there, Gary and Selena veer into masculinity debates, male friendships, emotional intelligence, autism discourse, anxiety, depression, and the uncomfortable overlap between identity, labels, and modern workplace culture. The episode slides into historical bleakness, child labor, conspiracy thinking, pyramids, aliens, and skepticism around accepted narratives. It closes in chaos with celebrity resentment, royal family outrage, media manipulation, and the strange urge to watch powerful figures collapse, all while Gary and Selena wrestle with irritation, humor, and a growing sense that everything feels manufactured and broken.

Night of The Living Unalive Pt 2 May 12, 2023

Gary and Selena move through media panic, moral hypocrisy, and the strange rules around what society decides is acceptable to say out loud. They talk gun safety PSAs, public fear campaigns, and how nonstop messaging turns tragedy into background noise. The conversation shifts into stereotypes, performative progress, and the confusion between awareness and exploitation. From there, Gary and Selena dissect royalty, power, inherited privilege, and long standing allegations that never seem to carry consequences.
They spiral through celebrity worship, cult behavior, Hollywood networking, and how belief systems turn into tax shelters and social leverage. The episode drifts into uncomfortable curiosities about science, history, conspiracy, and bodies, including public obsession with difference, intimacy, and spectacle. It closes with everyday encounters that turn unsettling, identity confusion, social boundaries being crossed, and the uneasy feeling that nothing feels stable anymore, whether it is fame, truth, or personal space.

Night of The Living Unalive Pt 1 May 11, 2023

Gary and Selena open with chaos, internet fallout, and a week derailed by real world problems that refuse to stay offline. They talk public reactions to death, the shift toward sanitized language, and how tragedy gets filtered through algorithms, trends, and moral panic. The discussion moves through freeway incidents, uncomfortable humor, and the strange pressure to grieve correctly in public. From there, Gary and Selena spiral into conspiracy thinking, historical figures behaving badly, and the uneasy idea that some truths only sound ridiculous until they are not. They touch on drugs, fentanyl fears, cultural censorship, and the blurry line between awareness and absurdity. The episode drifts into celebrity behavior, sports outrage, media overreaction, and how quickly people decide what is acceptable to joke about. The conversation closes with unease about technology, artificial reality, desensitization, and the feeling that everything is accelerating faster than people are ready to process, leaving humor, fear, and confusion tangled together.

Hotmail For Meth Heads Pt 2 Apr 28, 2023

Gary and Selena spiral through celebrity behavior, internet brain rot, and the strange economics of attention. They talk late night hosts burning goodwill, pop stars treated like religion, and why fandom culture feels more unhinged than ever. The conversation moves into OnlyFans burnout, online oversaturation, and how clout has become harder to monetize without already being famous.
From there, Gary and Selena dive into conspiracy territory, touching on global agendas, power structures, simulation theory, and the unsettling idea that reality might be layered, artificial, or running on borrowed logic. They connect modern technology, virtual worlds, and AI consciousness to older fears about control, surveillance, and meaning. The episode drifts into true crime, violent impulsivity, and the thin line between dark humor and real harm. They discuss reckless behavior, moral decay, media outrage cycles, and how people increasingly confuse shock with intelligence. The conversation wraps with celebrity scandals, cult dynamics, and the growing sense that everything is louder, faster, and less grounded than it used to be.

Hotmail For Meth Heads Pt 1 Apr 27, 2023

Gary and Selena kick things off by breaking down internet culture brain rot, outdated tech habits, and why Hotmail and Yahoo emails feel like red flags. They talk podcast intros, producer drama, and how branding decisions instantly reveal more than people realize. The conversation slides into sports bandwagon fans, fake hometown loyalty, and why sudden enthusiasm always feels suspicious.
From there, Gary and Selena move into AI anxiety, Snapchat bots, and the uncomfortable future of digital companionship. They explore simulation theory, artificial consciousness, and the growing fear that technology is lying, watching, and shaping behavior faster than anyone wants to admit. Internet scams, online blackmail, and the dangers facing younger users come up as the line between real life and digital life keeps dissolving. The episode closes with fast food conspiracies, celebrity resentment, influencer culture, product gimmicks, and the sense that everything online is louder, dumber, and more monetized than it should be. A loose, chaotic setup episode that lays the groundwork for deeper spirals ahead.

Slurpees & Chiclets Pt 2 Apr 21, 2023

Gary and Selena spiral through language taboos, online outrage, and how everyday words suddenly become cultural landmines. What starts as a conversation about speech and intent turns into a broader discussion about identity quizzes, self diagnosis culture, and the strange comfort people find in labels.
The episode moves through movies, television, and pop culture rewrites, including AI anxiety, viral misinformation, and why modern entertainment keeps getting rebooted instead of reimagined. Gary and Selena react to documentaries, historical footage, and the unsettling reality of how easily people deny well documented events. Along the way they touch on scams, internet manipulation, celebrity news, bizarre crime headlines, workplace stories, and everyday chaos that escalates without warning. The conversation closes with personal stories, childhood memories, bodily disasters, and the kind of oversharing that only happens when the microphones stay on too long.

Slurpees & Chiclets Pt 1 Apr 21, 2023

Gary and Selena break down celebrity weddings, public meltdowns, and why wealth seems to amplify the worst personality traits. The conversation starts with reality TV excess and spirals into celebrity culture, performative authenticity, and the strange pressure to stay relevant at any age. They talk about exhaustion, resentment, and domestic tension, including sleep fights, late nights, and how small habits turn into full scale arguments. From relationship dynamics to living space frustrations, the episode digs into everyday conflict that feels minor until it explodes.
The discussion moves through music festivals, aging cool culture, influencer behavior, and why events like Coachella no longer feel connected to music. Gary and Selena reflect on nostalgia, generational shifts, and how trends lose meaning once corporations take over. They also touch on documentaries, historical events, pop culture myths, movie marketing, childhood memories, gross encounters, workplace stories, and the creeping sense that everything is louder, dumber, and more performative than it used to be.

Giant Squid Vs Tater Swift Pt 2 Apr 15, 2023

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Send Help Pt 2 Jan 20, 2023

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Tuesday Mornings Pt 1 Jan 06, 2023

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Happy New Year (WAIT TILL THE END! OMG!!) Dec 31, 2022

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Grocery Store Revenge Pt 2 Dec 30, 2022

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Rip Up The Carpet Pt 1 Dec 23, 2022

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Where's My Watch? (Premium Only) Dec 16, 2022

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Ass-less Overalls Pt 2 Dec 09, 2022

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Ass-less Overalls Pt 1 Dec 09, 2022

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Death By Orangutan Pt 2 Dec 02, 2022

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Death By Orangutan Pt 1 Dec 01, 2022

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Didn't Beat Shaq Pt 2 Nov 18, 2022

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Didn't Beat Shaq Pt 1 Nov 17, 2022

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Worst Premium Episode Ever - DON'T WORRY THO.... Nov 09, 2022

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#JJRBTS Reunion w/ Joey Bradfisch Nov 04, 2022

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Don't Open The Door For Me Oct 14, 2022

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The End is Nigh Pt 2 Sep 24, 2022

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Better Not Pop That Pt 2 (w/ Brian Waters) Sep 16, 2022

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Poop Through Hammock w/ Grant's Sister Sep 02, 2022

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CornHub Pt 2 Aug 26, 2022

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CornHub Pt 1 Aug 25, 2022

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Manti Tahoe Pt 1 Aug 19, 2022

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Dennis The Menace Pt 2 (Grant Solo Episode) Aug 12, 2022

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Dennis The Menace Pt 1 Aug 11, 2022

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Grant Pukes On The Podcast Pt 1 & 2 Jul 22, 2022

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Deep Space Gucci Pt 2 Jul 15, 2022

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Deep Space Gucci Pt 1 Jul 15, 2022

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All Filler, No Killer Pt 2 Jul 08, 2022

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All Filler, No Killer Pt 1 Jul 08, 2022

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Don't Eat Edibles Before Episodes Pt 2 Jul 01, 2022

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Don't Eat Edibles Before Episodes Pt 1 Jul 01, 2022

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Ghost In The Mazda Pt 2 Jun 24, 2022

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Diva Cups Jun 17, 2022

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Who Am I? Pt 2 Jun 10, 2022

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Who Am I? Pt 1 Jun 10, 2022

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Guided Meditation Pt 1 Jun 03, 2022

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Crazy Straw Catheter Pt 2 May 27, 2022

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Grandma Voice Pt 2 May 20, 2022

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Grandma Voice Pt 1 May 20, 2022

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Life Skills Pt 2 May 13, 2022

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Life Skills Pt 1 May 12, 2022

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Sex Ed & Sneakers May 06, 2022

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Where Are Princess Melissa's Parents? May 06, 2022

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Where Are Princess Melissa's Parents? May 06, 2022

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She Didn't Even Wipe! Apr 29, 2022

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Dranks on Dranks Apr 28, 2022

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I Want To Be Quartered.... Apr 22, 2022

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Tuco and Brandon Apr 22, 2022

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The Chunnel Apr 15, 2022

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Water-Cooler People Apr 15, 2022

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Water-Cooler People Apr 13, 2022

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Where Can I Get One of Those Crackers? Apr 08, 2022

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