Stay ConnectedGrownup comedians Kelly Nugent and Lindsay Katai discuss the trashy teen horror of their awkward neon youth – from the rise of MTV to the fall of … well, MTV. So tighten those side ponytails, push your pogs to one side, fire up your 56k dial-up modem, and subscribe. New episodes every Wednesday. All creepy opinions expressed are those of the hosts.
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This week Kelly and Katai read "The Star Group" by Christopher Pike, the touching story of five good aliens who are unfortunately not good at their jobs and one evil lizard alien who is unfortunately very good at her job. They talk being dirty little soda bitches, lizard people Excel sheets, shipping everyone with everyone, the truth of hypnotainment, and how human souls get put in bellies.***
***CONTENT WARNING: mentions of suicide and police violence against a Black character (no graphic descriptions).***
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This week Kelly and Katai read "Vampire's Love #1: Blood Curse" by Janice Harrell, the touching story of a beautiful Sloppy Joe vampire who falls in love with a human boy. They talk being blinded by the book length, aspirational over-identifying with the main character, having no choice but to stan Chelsea, and why you definitely shouldn't go to prom with Vlad.
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This week Kelly and Katai read "Second Sight" by Sinclair Smith, the touching story of a blind girl who gets a psychic's cornea implanted into her eyeball and joins the NYPD. They talk the weird subgenre of teen girl/grizzled detective buddy cop thriller they keep encountering, not buying red herring bullshit, and accidentally rant about culture wars for about 40 minutes.
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This week Kelly and Katai read "Fear Street #31: Switched" by R.L. Stine, the touching story of a girl who switches bodies with her best friend by jumping off a wall. They talk running running running, people losing their heads, loving a sad ending, and pointy teeth hypotheticals.
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This week on the pod... cast... Kelly and Katai read "The Blindfold" by Diane Hoh, the touching story of a girl getting her ass handed to her over and over again in an old courthouse. They talk liking the protagonist, not feeling the romance, being too stupid to just move old bones, the show Pen15, and not caring about a building.
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This week Kelly and Katai read the first of the Zodiac Chillers series, "Rage of Aquarius" by Carol Ellis, the touching story of a very average Gemini who kills all his friends in the name of his dead Aquarius girlfriend. They talk problematic red herrings, making your astrological sign your whole identity, and what they would and would not do to prevent an international incident.
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Guest Cohost and film correspondent Oscar Montoya (Podcast Killed the Video Star, Inside the Disney Vault, Minx on HBOMax) joins Kelly to talk the 2001 slasher VALENTINE! They talk physically confusing twist endings, dangerous men in all the wrong places, and watch a David Boreanaz video!
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***This week Kelly and Katai were joined by SVH Correspondent Ryan Mogge (Same Day Shipping) in reading "Sweet Valley High: Wrong Kind of Girl" by Francine Pascal (aka Kate William aka maybe someone else), the touching story of a very nice fifteen-year-old girl being tortured by a sociopathic twin with sea green eyes and a dimple in her left cheek. They talk why Jessica is the way she is, irresponsible suicide messaging, the book not fully grasping why Jessica is so out of line, Elizabeth thinking anything sad is TMI, and the piercing of the veil between our world and the beyond.
***Content Warning: Suicide***
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Kelly is joined by guest co-host Omar Najam (PowerPlayRPG, Thank You For Questing!) to talk Richie Tankersley Cusick's Someone at the Door, the heartwarming story of two adult men helping two teenage girls not solve a murder. Plus, murderous shirts, the tiny guy in your doorbell, and destroying pair after pair of your paramour's dad's pants.
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Kelly is joined by guest co-host and Lo Dunc Correspondent Patrick Ehlers (Nintendo Cartridge Society, Same Day Shipping) in reading Lois Duncan's Ransom. They talk learning to drive stick alone in Mr. Big Tipper's huge truck, trying to rescue your kidnapper like a chump, and Jollibee's dad's name.
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