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S4 Ep5: Teachers' Deepest Secrets REVEALED Sep 24, 2023

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This week KC Mack is joined by the hilarious Sam Salem and the wildly popular Chinedu Unaka to reveal teachers' biggest secrets. And you won't believe what educators are keeping on the hush-hush! Grab your tickets for the Bored Teachers Comedy Tour here: https://www.boredteachers.com/comedy-tour Get Teachers Off Duty Premium to access EXCLUSIVE content at: https://teachersoffduty.supercast.com/ Included in your premium subscription are the following benefits: ✭ Ad-free listening (all past episodes available September 1st, 2023) ✭ 4 Bonus Video per month (Games & skits with the comedians) ✭ Monthly Premium Only Ask Me Anything Episodes ✭ Automatic entry into awesome prize giveaways ✭ Access to watch all the Behind-the-Scenes footage of the comedians backstage and on the road during the tour! ✭ EXCLUSIVE bonus videos from previous TOD hosts ✭ Discounts on the entire Bored Teachers Official Online Store ✭ FREE Teachers Off Duty swag when signing up to an annual plan ✭ VIP access to Bored Teachers Live events ✭ Members-only access to all photographer's photos taken at comedy shows, festivals, cruises, etc. Check out our MERCH! https://shop.boredteachers.com/collections/teachers-off-duty Listen to the podcast anywhere you stream your favorite shows: Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/69pLuB4cKPCP8UG3eCImfP Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/teachers-off-duty/id1602160612 Subscribe to our newsletter: https://www.beacons.ai/teachersoffdutypod Send us your stories! https://forms.gle/SeXjhYyqSn9MHGs57 --- Welcome to Teachers Off Duty, where we take a break from the classroom to talk about the real lives of educators in the most hilarious way possible. In this episode, KC Mack is joined by the hilarious Sam Salem and the wildly popular Chinedu Unaka to reveal teachers' biggest secrets. Sam, Chinedu, and KC drop the mic with hilarious stories about their time as teachers. From Sam telling the story of an older lady who asked him to take off his shirt during a Bored Teachers Comedy Tour show, to Chinedu defending the movie "Remember the Titans" as the end of racism, this episode has it all. Listen in as the trio dives into the funny occasionally serious tales of being an educator, including stories about teachers who don't know how to use a copy machine, those who crop dust the class and blame it on their least favorite student, and others who bribe students for favorable behavior during admin observations. Plus, the gang plays two truths and one lie, with KC taking naps, getting another teacher to do his plans, and bribing a student as his three statements. Sam has his own battles including filling the principal's car with balloons, letting his little sister grade term papers, and eating lunch in the car to avoid other teachers. And you won't believe whether or not Chinedu took a student's mom to Applebee's, what he sang in a talent show, and how he started working out with the custodian in the basement tie and all. Listen now to hear Teachers Off Duty as KC Mack, Sam Salem, and Chinedu Unaka reveal teachers' biggest secrets.

S4 Ep4: Things Students Do That Make Teachers LOL Sep 17, 2023

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Grab your tickets for the Bored Teachers Comedy Tour here: https://www.boredteachers.com/comedy-tour Get Teachers Off Duty Premium to access EXCLUSIVE content at: https://teachersoffduty.supercast.com/ Included in your premium subscription are the following benefits: ✭ Ad-free listening (all past episodes available September 1st, 2023) ✭ 4 Bonus Video per month (Games & skits with the comedians) ✭ Monthly Premium Only Ask Me Anything Episodes ✭ Automatic entry into awesome prize giveaways ✭ Access to watch all the Behind-the-Scenes footage of the comedians backstage and on the road during the tour! ✭ EXCLUSIVE bonus videos from previous TOD hosts ✭ Discounts on the entire Bored Teachers Official Online Store ✭ FREE Teachers Off Duty swag when signing up to an annual plan ✭ VIP access to Bored Teachers Live events ✭ Members-only access to all photographer's photos taken at comedy shows, festivals, cruises, etc. Check out our MERCH! https://shop.boredteachers.com/collections/teachers-off-duty Listen to the podcast anywhere you stream your favorite shows: Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/69pLuB4cKPCP8UG3eCImfP Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/teachers-off-duty/id1602160612 Subscribe to our newsletter: https://www.beacons.ai/teachersoffdutypod Send us your stories! https://forms.gle/SeXjhYyqSn9MHGs57 --- On this episode of Teachers Off Duty, we're diving into those side-splitting moments that make us realize why we love (and sometimes facepalm at) our jobs as we wade through the things students do that make us laugh out loud. Andrea kicks us off with a rib-tickling tale of forbidden frog feasts, complete with post-bite regrets, that led to the inception of the "No Eating Dissection Subjects" waiver. Ever thought biology was boring? Think again! Jay recounts the admirable tale of a teacher soldiering on through a student's spew-tacular mishap. Yes, the show (or lesson) must go on...even if it's got a little extra "goo" involved. KC shares about a student who mixed romance with humor. And speaking of mix-ups, remember that time students turned toilets into ketchup geysers? Apparently, PlayStation wasn't exciting enough! Though KC does remind us not all pranks are in good taste, like that lugnuts loosening trend... not cool, kids! Harmony in the classroom? Jay unveils his "harmonious groups" system – where students are the rulers of their own comedic kingdom. And KC? He tells us a story that truly buzzes with humor, featuring a backpack with a rather...vibrant personality. Remember searching for Waldo? Well, KC recounts how some teachers were left scouring for a non-existent chicken, thanks to some senior pranksters and their numerical hijinks. Jay also has an automotive tale where students prove they have way too much time (and perhaps engineering skills?) on their hands. Beetle on the second floor, anyone? Join us for the giggles, the groans, and all the absurdity in between. Trust us, you don't want to miss this!

S4 Ep3: The Most Disturbing Stories of Teachers Quitting Sep 10, 2023

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Kc Mack, Andrea Caspari, and Jay Yoder are back to swap tales of classroom decor, daring escape plans from bullying students, and why feeding Flaming Hot Cheetos to fish is an extreme sport that only ends in tragedy as we talk about what happens with students take pranks to the extreme! Andrea kicks it all off with a story of a well-intentioned (and well-funded) teacher's decor dreams crushed by an overnight switcheroo, while Jay champions the art of outsourcing decor to his homeroom students. Why buy when you can delegate, right? Meanwhile, KC Mack's DIY decor approach? Using school supplies for the ultimate hack. Ever felt bullied? We share heartbreaking stories of teachers bullied to the point of resignation, a sobering reminder of the struggles educators face daily. But before you think it's all doom and gloom, we've got some downright wild student pranks to share - ever heard of a fish killed by spice or a kid's dangerous 'cocktail' that had a teacher on sabbatical? Of course, who can forget the school bus tales? From rule-flouting drivers blaring Lil Jon on the morning route, to the truly horrifying pranks some bus drivers endure, we dive deep. And shoutout to Andrea's bus-driving hubby for holding down the fort on the school bus battlegrounds! To wrap up, we salute the inventive substitute who blended in with her students just for a meal, proving once again that teachers are the ultimate problem solvers. This episode is downright wild, folks, and it reminds us all: Respect the educators. They've seen things you wouldn't believe. -- Grab your tickets for the Bored Teachers Comedy Tour here: https://www.boredteachers.com/comedy-tour Become a Teachers Off Duty Premium member and access EXCLUSIVE content at: https://teachersoffduty.supercast.com/ Check out our MERCH! https://shop.boredteachers.com/collections/teachers-off-duty Listen to the podcast anywhere you stream your favorite shows: Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/69pLuB4cKPCP8UG3eCImfP Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/teachers-off-duty/id1602160612 Send us your stories! https://forms.gle/SeXjhYyqSn9MHGs57

S4 Ep2: The Funniest Stories From The First Week Of School Sep 03, 2023

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As we continue to kick off our new season with the dynamic trio of Kc Mack, Andrea Caspari, and Jay Yoder, we're rolling out the chalkboard for some of the most unforgettable first-week tales you've ever heard. Andrea gets us started with that cringe-worthy moment a student called her out for being "sweaty." But if you thought that was shocking, wait until you hear Jay's tale of a maintenance worker, an old typewriter, and an unfortunate pacemaker mishap. KC, not to be outdone, recalls that legendary freshman who made a literal entrance by putting his head through a ceiling tile. LEGEND! Recall the energy of Mr. Packet, that teacher from Andrea's past with a penchant for battle axes, and feel the rhythm with KC's breakdancing educator. Relive Jay's catholic school memories, from his own "wet" experiences to KC's tales of unforgettable nuns. But, it's not all nun and games. Andrea's intense cross-road journey to get 32 eight-year-olds safely to mass at a Christian school will have you on the edge of your seats. And because teaching isn't just about what happens inside the classroom, we dive into the side hustles of educators and ponder on whether sharing family photos in class is a genius move or a recipe for disaster. Meanwhile, KC unravels a story of a teacher, a simple bathroom break, and an unexpected streaker. If that doesn't get you laughing, Jay's childhood habit of seeking attention with his "middle finger" antics surely will. From Andrea's bee-sting saga to Jay's jaw-dropping revelation about ghosting teachers on day one, this episode is a roller-coaster ride of emotions, chuckles, and sheer disbelief. Join us, as we weave comedy, teaching, and real-life experiences into an episode that proves the classroom is where the heart, hilarity, and sometimes, a hint of chaos, truly is. -- Grab your tickets for the Bored Teachers Comedy Tour here: https://www.boredteachers.com/comedy-tour Become a Teachers Off Duty Premium member and access EXCLUSIVE content at: https://teachersoffduty.supercast.com/ Check out our MERCH! https://shop.boredteachers.com/collections/teachers-off-duty Listen to the podcast anywhere you stream your favorite shows: Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/69pLuB4cKPCP8UG3eCImfP Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/teachers-off-duty/id1602160612 Send us your stories! https://forms.gle/SeXjhYyqSn9MHGs57

S4 Ep1: Substitute Teacher Horror Stories Aug 27, 2023

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Grab your tickets for the Bored Teachers Comedy Tour HERE! Become a Teachers Off Duty Premium member and access EXCLUSIVE content! Check out our MERCH! Watch the full episode on YouTube! Send us your stories! Hold onto your hall passes, educators! We're kicking off a fresh season of Teachers Off Duty and let's just say, the bell's ringing but nobody's behaving. Join our first round of hosts — Kc Mack, Andrea Caspari, and Jay Yoder — as we spill the tea on the most absurd substitute teacher tales you've ever heard. We've got snack-snatching subs who prefer their confiscated goodies with a side of nicotine, and let's not forget about the fashion-forward (or backward?) sub with toe shoes, a love for microwaves, and socks that have seen better days. Ever had an MMA-fighting sub? Ours not only dealt with busy work but also with principals... in a not-so-academic way. Wondering about the efficacy of using your classroom as a comedy club? Well, between Casey's anecdotes and Andrea's belief that the classroom is the ultimate joke-testing ground, we've got some thoughts. And, bless Jay's heart for unveiling the secret world of side-hustling subs and their... entrepreneurial spirits. Amid the laughs, we touch on real issues: sub shortages, the challenges (and hilarious misadventures) of tech in the classroom, and the bizarre world of A.I.-penned resignation letters. By the end, between learning about Casey's eye-opening discovery of student hacking skills and Jay's enviable vacation tales, you'll be in stitches! And a big shoutout to Mr. White—may your sea turtle-inspired lessons forever swim in our hearts. Get ready, dear listeners, because whether it's Netflix dual screens, tie-tying lessons, or heartwarming acknowledgments, this episode is a wild roller coaster through the substitute saga. Strap in, and let's make some mischief! -- Listen to the podcast anywhere you stream your favorite shows: Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/69pLuB4cKPCP8UG3eCImfP Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/teachers-off-duty/id1602160612 Subscribe to our newsletter: https://www.beacons.ai/teachersoffdutypod

S3 Ep46: Teacher Interviews Gone Wrong Aug 20, 2023

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Get ready for another belly-laugh-inducing episode of Teachers Off Duty where Lauran, Tell, Bri, and Gabe hilariously navigate the tricky terrain of teacher interview questions. Tell kicks off the episode by recalling his experience of doing a teaching sample during an interview. The whole gang chimes in, leading Gabe to share a bizarre tale that will have you in stitches. Ever wondered why Gabe didn't choose the path of a doctor? The reason will make you chuckle and melt your heart! Navigating the awkwardness of self-praise during interviews, Tell offers some hilariously honest insight into turning your weaknesses into strengths. Then we dive into the world of weird interview questions with Gabe, who shares a puzzling story involving manhole covers. Ever thought about grilling your interviewers? Listen to Tell's strategy of asking them if they know their own mission statement. However, heed Bri's warning about the perils of coming off too cocky in an interview. Lauran shares her challenging journey of interviewing at schools for three years, diving into the issue of nepotism, and recounting a run-in with an unsupportive principal. Lauran's GPS mishap and almost leaving teaching altogether makes for another humorous tale. Don't miss 'Good or Garbage with Gabe', where he vents about the pitfalls of online applications for schools and the redundancy of resume forms. Lauran follows up with a humorous tale of social media stalking during job applications, while Tell shares a Facebook blunder that will leave you in fits of laughter. This episode wraps up with Gabe's story about turning down a job offer under the threat of being kicked out by his dad, and an entertaining walk through his path into teaching. -- Check out our MERCH! https://shop.boredteachers.com/collections/teachers-off-duty Listen to the podcast anywhere you stream your favorite shows: Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/69pLuB4cKPCP8UG3eCImfP Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/teachers-off-duty/id1602160612 Subscribe to our newsletter: https://www.beacons.ai/teachersoffdutypod Become a Patreon member to access exclusive bonus content with hilarious games: https://www.patreon.com/teachersoffdutypodcast

46: Student Snacks That Drive Teachers Crazy Aug 13, 2023

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Do you love snacks as much as teachers do? Tune into this deliciously entertaining episode of Teachers Off Duty where Lauran, Tell, Bri, and Gabe delve into the delectable world of "teacher snacks". Ever wondered what your teachers stash in their desks? Tell starts off the snack fest confessing his love for candy, while Gabe, mid-conversation with Lauran, reaches over to snag some Cheetos. No one said teachers can't have fun, right? Gabe shares a relatable moment, guiltily munching on Oreos during his students' test. He also reveals his odd fondness for 'grandpa candy', sparking off a trip down memory lane about Lauran's grandma at church. Is project-based learning a ploy to feast on preferred snacks? Hear what Tell has to say on that. But it's not all fun and games - apparently, teachers at Tell's school can only have clear liquids. Discover the hilarious tale of forgotten hidden coffee that followed this rule. In a twist of irony, while Gabe can gulp down coffee, Tell reveals why he avoids it. Hint: It involves an awkward conversation with the principal. The conversation turns serious when Gabe emphasizes the importance of letting kids eat breakfast and ensuring they're well-nourished. But it's soon back to laughs with Tell's amusing story about "Pirate's Booty" snacks and an intriguing discussion on developing allergies later in life. Enjoy a delicious round of 'Good or Garbage with Gabe' that focuses on Chocolate Milk Fridays. Here's the kicker: Apparently, the FDA is considering a chocolate milk ban. Can school life survive this? Bri shares her strict 'no school lunch' policy, while Lauran has a surprising take. This leads to a fiery debate about the quality of school lunches and a nostalgic trip down memory lane involving plate-sized chocolate chip cookies and Otis Spunkmeyer treats. From Gabe's food shoutouts to Lauran's innovative dinner dice for decision-making, there's a feast of food fun. The episode wraps up with Bri's funny tale about a student-run Instagram account that crowned her the 'eating champ'. Join us on Teachers Off Duty for a smorgasbord of snack stories and discover the lighter side of the teaching profession. Bon appétit! -- Check out our MERCH! https://shop.boredteachers.com/collections/teachers-off-duty Listen to the podcast anywhere you stream your favorite shows: Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/69pLuB4cKPCP8UG3eCImfP Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/teachers-off-duty/id1602160612 Subscribe to our newsletter: https://www.beacons.ai/teachersoffdutypod Become a Patreon member to access exclusive bonus content with hilarious games: https://www.patreon.com/teachersoffdutypodcast

S3 Ep45: We LOVE Our Teacher Besties! Aug 06, 2023

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Ready for a wild ride down the hallowed halls of education? Sit tight as our favorite quartet of educators, Lauran, Tell, Bri, and Gabe, spill the beans on what it's like to have a teacher bestie. Gabe gushes over his current crew of teacher besties, and the fun they have outside school. Bri and Tell chime in with anecdotes about the knowing glances they exchange with their own teacher BFFs. And Lauran melts your heart as she raves about her amazing teacher bestie. Find out how Tell's teacher bestie stepped in without missing a beat during a medical emergency, and learn about the emotional lifelines these relationships provide. Spoiler Alert: There may be ugly crying! First-year teachers, this one's for you! Tell offers sage advice about securing a teacher bestie for that much-needed sanity check. Listen as Lauran shares a gripping tale of an abrupt retirement and a classroom rescue operation led by her teacher bestie. A teacher bestie can be your job-saving hero. Get a front-row seat to Bri's amusing encounter with the new head basketball coach. And when Tell advocates for teachers having real lives and his own out-of-school escapades, hilarity ensues. Struggling to find your teacher bestie? Our hosts offer a handy guide, covering everything from navigating social media to using 'made up excuses' for a casual chat. To top it all off, Gabe leaves us hanging with an epic cliffhanger about a student's jaw-dropping question after a sex-ed class. You won't want to miss the answer! Join us on Teachers Off Duty for a laughter-filled exploration of the teacher bestie experience, and discover why these unique bonds are a classroom essential. This is one school trip you'll want to sign up for! -- Check out our MERCH! https://shop.boredteachers.com/collections/teachers-off-duty Listen to the podcast anywhere you stream your favorite shows: Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/69pLuB4cKPCP8UG3eCImfP Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/teachers-off-duty/id1602160612 Subscribe to our newsletter: https://www.beacons.ai/teachersoffdutypod Become a Patreon member to access exclusive bonus content with hilarious games: https://www.patreon.com/teachersoffdutypodcast

S3 Ep44: Things That Give Teachers The Icks - From Gross to Gruesome Jul 30, 2023

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Dive into the less glamorous side of teaching with the latest episode of Teachers Off Duty featuring Lauran, Tell, Bri, and Gabe. Our panel of educators holds nothing back as they share their pet peeves, the "things teachers hate", in an episode filled with candid stories and laughter. From Gabe's tale of a student's unwavering determination despite a mid-conversation throw-up, to Tell's frustrations with messy fruit cups and juice pouches, we explore the sticky situations that educators navigate daily. Listen to Bri's smelly encounter involving her students and a disastrous mix of fragrances. Join Gabe as he passionately vents about the unpredictable school/classroom thermostats, and feel the heat in Bri's 85-degree classroom. Our hosts also delve into the trials of school funding, bizarre meeting questions, and the controversial use of clip charts. Discover why Tell is adamant against schools discouraging the use of the word "no" with students, and enjoy Gabe's hilarious take on students cheating on Blooket. From the perils of idolizing social media teachers to navigating teacher relationships and inappropriate discussions about students, our hosts share their "icks" in teaching. They also cover topics like the elitism that comes with honors and AP classes and read out 'icks' submitted by social media followers. But it's not all about icks. Amidst all the laughs and rants, the podcast takes a turn towards positivity as the team wraps up by highlighting some of their non-icks – the things about teaching they genuinely love. In this episode, Teachers Off Duty offers a humorous and honest portrayal of the unique challenges faced by educators. You won't want to miss this entertaining deep-dive into the less spoken-about, but universally acknowledged, aspects of teaching! -- Check out our MERCH! https://shop.boredteachers.com/collections/teachers-off-duty Listen to the podcast anywhere you stream your favorite shows: Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/69pLuB4cKPCP8UG3eCImfP Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/teachers-off-duty/id1602160612 Subscribe to our newsletter: https://www.beacons.ai/teachersoffdutypod Become a Patreon member to access exclusive bonus content with hilarious games: https://www.patreon.com/teachersoffdutypodcast

S3 Ep43: New School Year New Me! Jul 23, 2023

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Lauran, Tell, Bri, and Gabe are back for another hilarious journey back to school in the latest episode of the Teachers Off Duty podcast. Our seasoned educators jump into the joys, jitters, and preparation that signify the dawn of a new school year in 2023! Lauran takes us through the unique connection between her birthday and the start of the school year, while Gabe candidly shares his summer routine as he gears up for back to school. Our hosts also discuss the necessity of summer break and how it rejuvenates teachers for the new academic year. Gain insight into how our hosts spruce up their classrooms, the outdated professional development at the start of the year, and the suspense-filled week before rosters are released. Listen to Lauran's thoughtful perspective on giving every student a fresh start each year and join the lively debate on the tradition of posting class lists. Tell takes us down memory lane with tales of sibling comparison and the nerves of the first day of school, while Gabe shares some sincere facts about changing and growing with each academic year. The crew also talks about unique icebreakers and classroom rules-setting techniques that foster student engagement and relationship-building from day one. Don't miss out on the fun discussions about first day of school photos, Tell's unique PowerPoint presentation, Lauran's striking transformation into 'Karen from HR', and Gabe's amusing concept of 'teacher endurance'. Finally, stay tuned for the signature segment, "Good or Garbage with Gabe", debating the merits of in-service days and prepping classrooms. Listen as Lauran shares touching and hilarious anecdotes from followers about the rollercoaster that is the first day back at school. Tune in to this fun-filled episode that captures the essence of back to school from an educator's perspective, filled with laughs, learning, and the love for teaching! -- Check out our MERCH! https://shop.boredteachers.com/collections/teachers-off-duty Listen to the podcast anywhere you stream your favorite shows: Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/69pLuB4cKPCP8UG3eCImfP Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/teachers-off-duty/id1602160612 Subscribe to our newsletter: https://www.beacons.ai/teachersoffdutypod Become a Patreon member to access exclusive bonus content with hilarious games: https://www.patreon.com/teachersoffdutypodcast

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