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A new Burger King (Burro Rey?) commercial purposely activates people's Google devices. A newspaper is taking flack for reporting on the criminal past of the United Airlines victim. And a listener wants clarification on Luke and Andrew's rules for cell phone etiquette.
Luke and Andrew discuss the second lives of toilets (or "terlets", as Luke calls them), and the top three factors that could get you kicked off an airplane if it's overbooked. Plus, more shame-eating confessions on the ol' voicemail line (206-414-8285).
Luke and Andrew discuss a man who tried to dine-and-dash by jumping into the sea and whether it's fair to call him an "aspiring rapper." Plus, an airplane passenger finds out what happens when the airline wants him to give his seat back to them.
Luke tries a nasty-sounding coffee experiment in his hotel room in Portland. Andrew tries to guess how many Big Macs are in his body parts. And a listener finds a way to make the guys sound even more drunk. Plus, Music For Your Weekend!
Luke and Andrew discuss their brief unpleasantness during yesterday's podcast. Plus, a reasonable explanation of why Shia Labeouf's new movie has only sold a few tickets. And when internet trolls take on Shia's anti-Trump art project, they get very, very crafty.
Rudy "The Pod Dog" Burbank has become a therapy pup while Carey is under the weather, so Luke and Andrew discuss when it's acceptable to let dogs share the couch with humans. Plus, Kendall Jenner's Pepsi ad created a foreseeable backlash online. Luke and Andrew debate whether the backlash was appropriate.
Luke spent hours today trying to make a low-carb hot dog bun. Andrew thinks Luke might have mice inside his computer. They discuss these issues and a report claiming it's best to stand still on escalators.
Luke and Andrew were both looking forward to Mariner's opening day...until Andrew made a big mistake. Plus, two reporters have two very different takes on some Tyrannosaurus Rex news. And we get a behind-the-scenes perspective from a Starbucks barista who loves her job, but hates making Frappuccinos. Click here to sign up for the new and improved TBTL newsletter!
Luke and Andrew learn that they got out of Arizona just in time before a plague of biblical levels descended on Peoria. Also, Luke disagrees with McDonald's decision to start using fresh beef, and Bob Dylan says he'll accept his Nobel Prize. Plus, Music For Your Weekend!
Andrew is back in the offices of Walsh, Walsh and Doormat, but Luke is still on the road. They reflect back on their time in Arizona and discuss whether or not passengers are obligated to chat with their Lyft drivers. Plus, a coffee company boasts about having the highest levels of caffeine, and listeners chime in with stories of shame eating, disturbing jello recipes, and #YarisLife.
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