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Andrew has been eating a lot of bologna lately, and no matter how hard he tries to avoid the topic, Luke insists on hearing the details. Luke also recalls the day he broke out of his own bedroom and got his socks all wet.
Luke reveals more details about his childhood dresser, which contained illicit football stickers and the rough-hewn lyrics of an '80's banger. He and Andrew also pay respects to Vin Scully and revel in the latest word salad from the Detroit Lions' head coach.
Pickle flavoring is really having a moment, but pickle-loving Luke isn't into it. He and Andrew also discuss the best and worst tools on a Swiss Army Knife.
TBTL Friendo and Fancy Hollywood Director Cat Solen hops on the show to explain why Muppets and puppets never break character on set. Plus, a big weekend project leaves Andrew more dim-witted than usual on a Monday. And Luke tries to figure out the difference between wingdings and webdings.
Luke immediately regrets his decision to sit in a massage chair in the middle of the Bismarck airport, although he did make a new friend while being publicly gyrated. Plus, a chain of chicken restaurants bought $100,000 worth of Mega Millions lottery tickets and intends to share the potential winnings with its employees.
Luke has a moral conundrum regarding his rental car in Bismarck, ND, and he reluctantly asks Andrew for advice. Plus, people in France are freaking out over a mustard shortage. And something peculiar has caught Luke's eye in a video of Julia Louis-Dreyfus on the set of Sesame Street.
Luke joins the show from the Olive Garden District of Bismarck, ND, where he's been unironically enjoying the bottomless breadsticks and salad. Plus, Andrew has a few things he needs to clear up about yesterday's "What's In The Box" segment. Meanwhile, the nation is in mourning over the death of the Choco Taco.
Luke joins the show from Bismarck, ND, where he's learning the lay of the land. Meanwhile, Andrew made his first trip to the new TBTL PO Box and found it overflowing with correspondence from Tens of Listeners.
Andrew is upset that his submission to the New Yorker cartoon caption contest didn't win after seeing the finalists. Speaking of the New Yorker, Luke is fascinated by a piece about the VW minibus, which was apparently somewhat inspired by something called "The Chicken Wars."
Photo of VW minibus by OrangeChallenger, licensed under Creative Commons.
Luke does something really, really terrible during the show involving [trigger warning] coffee and mayonnaise. Plus, Dr. Oz's social media team continues to get completely roasted by his opponent's campaign. And Andrew tries to tackle the age-old question: What's worse, listening to someone talk about their dreams or listening to someone talk about their fantasy baseball team?
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