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Luke is concerned about his favorite news network after seeing a (somewhat misleading?) headline in the Times today. He and Andrew also discuss this weekend’s boxing match between two terrible human beings. And they’re apparently nowhere near finished talking about closet organization techniques.
Luke is enjoying his time on the Bluesky app, and is finding a lot of old, weird friends there from his Twitter days. He and Andrew also discuss “Babydog,” the English Bulldog who’s been banned from the Senate floor.
Luke and Andrew (finally) discuss their individual attempts at closet organization, and why it seems to be a never ending struggle. They also listen to the absolutely charming, absolutely Midwest voicemail that Bon Iver’s neighbor left for the musician.
Frankie Valli insists he’s not lip synching on stage, but a fascinating investigation by the Washington Post begs to differ.
Luke has some new life goals, one of which might have been inspired by an Instagram ad. He also presents a new segment called “Basketball Funny Side Up”, in which he regales Andrew with some knee-slapping moments from the NBA court.
Luke is dealing with a cold that seems to be getting worse. Andrew takes advantage of the situation by filibustering on his broken furnace, his plans to attend the Great Junk Hunt, and his fight with the bill collectors who have erroneously targeted him.
Andrew witnessed some astounding social behavior involving seat-saving at a concert last night that he’d like Luke to weigh-in on. Luke is trying to detox from the 24/7 news addiction he developed during the election season. And one very young TBTL listener has a plan to fix the country.
Luke and Andrew (once again) sort through their feelings after another disheartening election night in America.
Luke and Andrew emotionally brace themselves for election night 2024 by sharing their feelings and playing a new word game that Andrew is newly obsessed with.
Andrew momentarily forgets that he’s podcasting and spends much too much time talking about doormats. More importantly, he and Luke look back at the extraordinary life and career of Quincy Jones. And Ed Sheeran wins a copyright lawsuit accusing him of borrowing too heavily from Lets Get It On.
Yesterday, Luke dared to venture where few are brave enough to tread: A Spirit Halloween store in downtown Chicago at 5:30pm on Halloween night.
It’s the 2024 TBTL Halloween Spooktacular! Genevieve joins Luke and Andrew to discuss her best and worst Halloween costumes over the years and to help Luke brainstorm ideas for his own getup tonight. And we hear from Tens of listeners who share their own hair-raising tales of ghostly presences and messages from the beyond.
Luke and Andrew wax nostalgic about the water parks of their youth, from Turtle Beach to Wild Waves. They also pour an oily cup of coffee out for the Starbucks Oleato, a drink idea that never stood a chance.
TBTL brings you more statues in the news! Another sarcastic sculpture has popped-up in the US Capital. Plus, NBA All-Star Dwayne Wade also got his own statue this week. Unfortunately, it doesn’t look too much like him.
Luke finally explains the strange selfie he took last week that ended up on the TBTL website, and the reveal is better than Andrew expected. They also talk about a story from the sports world that is not about sport, but about the human condition (and when NOT to start taunting people.) And a new statue of a pile of poop in the U.S. The Capitol is surprisingly above-board.
Andrew went glasses shopping yesterday and ended up having an overly emotional response to the whole process. Meanwhile, Luke made a huge stride in creating boundaries around life and work…AND he came up with a great idea for a Halloween costume with his girlfriend.
Luke is in love with a door, but he’s not in love with the new check-in system at a historic Los Angeles hotel. He and Andrew also argue about garbage collectors and their white wax pens.
Luke and Andrew bond over a radio commercial that has been making them each very angry. Plus, a new toilet technology will record your bowel movements for health purposes, but also raises some logistical and ethical issues. And Chick-Fil-A is finally in the podcast business.
Andrew is having a tech issue that may actually be more of a mental health issue. Luke has a new hi-tech neck pillow for his redeye flight to New York. And a listener shares a special recording she made with her family.
Luke and Andrew realize that yesterday was an auspicious day in TBTL history. Plus, Andrew is preparing to say goodbye to a favorite t-shirt, and Luke remembers the life and times of Tony Ventrella, who’s passing this weekend gave Luke a lot to think about.
Luke and Andrew discuss cutesy terms for crimes that make them seem less crime-y. They also celebrate a recent awe-inspiring dance party at a political rally. And they talk about a famous chess player’s amazing attempts to cheat (allegedly!) at a recent match.
Luke and Andrew discuss current trends in below-the-waist fashion, noisy stomachs, glasses with built-in cameras, and what travel would be like if they were so rich they didn’t know what to do with all their money.
Andrew had a transformative experience booking a haircut last week. Luke is rolling the dice on taking a red-eye flight directly to a gig. And the Tens of listeners help Luke identify the mystery WWII movie that he only remembered one small scene from.
After hearing about controversy surrounding today’s Wordle puzzle, Luke tries to solve the game himself on the podcast. (Spoiler alerts are duly noted on the show!) He and Andrew also discuss a creepy new A.I. tool that turns complicated text into a chatty podcast.
Luke offers an important apology involving the sports text chain that he shares with Andrew. They also discuss the closing of the last significant K-Mart in America and the deep sadness that a New York Times photographer was able to capture in its aisles.
Francis Ford Coppola has weighed-in on his own controversial film, Megalopolis, by giving it five stars on Letterboxd. So that’s good! Luke and Andrew also discuss Luke’s attempt to avoid Seahawks game spoilers while he was at work last night, and the moral quandary it left Andrew in.
Ludacris is on a mission to “the world’s most hydrated motherf***er”, but he’s going about it in an unusual way. Quantas Airlines apologizes for airing an R-rated movie on a flight. And Andrew discovers a steamy movie of his own in a surprising place.
Luke and Andrew dissect Kamala Harris’s appearance on the Howard Stern Show -- specifically, the brilliantly stupid (or stupidly brilliant) music Howard chose to introduce her. They also discuss a bizarre murder attempt involving an elaborate disguise and a vaccine ruse.
Luke and Andrew reconnect with the JibJab website to find out what the folks over there have been up to. Plus, Luke struggles over an imaginary job offer from the NFL, Andrew struggles with his memories of Browns fandom, and a listener shares a terribly sad story about her fish.
Luke has entered a new phase of television consumption that has changed him forever. He and Andrew also discuss the latest outrage over the new Joker movie, which opened this weekend with legendarily bad box office numbers.
Excavators unearthed something they definitely weren’t supposed to unearth in Luke’s yard yesterday, leading him on a journey of frustration and possible renewal. He also was able to unearth the mystery doorbell sound he spent yesterday’s episode looking for.
Luke’s attempts to locate a video on his phone send him and Andrew on a journey through the recent past. They also discuss Francis Ford Copolla’s new labor of love, Megalopolis, a film that has been declared a “beautiful disaster” by the kindest reviewers.
Frankie Valli says nobody is forcing him to perform live shows. Luke has a revelation about Lenny Kravitz. And Andrew finds a connection between politics and Halloween decorations.
Luke and Andrew check-in after their big (weird) live show in Philadelphia this weekend. Plus, the Spirit Halloween company is apparently offended by Saturday Night Live’s takedown of the stores in its season premiere. (Or is it just good business to be offended?)
TBTL heads to the Friends Center in Philadelphia for a fun-filled show featuring Luke, Andrew, Jon, Genevieve and Luke’s mom, Susie B.!
Luke and Andrew gear-up for their big live show in Philly tomorrow. Turns out, they’re both feeling some anxiety about it. They also discuss Coca-Cola’s decision to cancel a new, misguided flavor that nobody has heard of.
Luke bought a new grooming product that comes with some unwanted baggage. He and Andrew discuss the new trend(?) of people photographing their TSA bins while going through security.
Andrew’s been revisiting the TV show Soap and offers a long-awaited review. Luke’s been trying to find more ways to get out the vote this November. And they discuss a new stink that has invaded Luke’s neck of the woods.
Luke learns to advocate for himself, Andrew makes a vow to stay put, and the least surprising thing happens at a “rodeo” in a New England parking lot.
Luke struggles to avoid tawdriness on today’s show and Andrew embraces his tawdry side wholeheartedly as they discuss the RFK sexting scandal that titillated the world of political journalism last week. Also, Luke is joining the show from NYC, where he found himself in a security nightmare trying to cover the UN Assembly this morning.
A targeted ad on Andrew’s phone blows his mind and leads to a conspiracy theory that is quickly debunked. Plus, Luke met a very unfortunate Browns fan in a bar in New York, and Andrew (finally) admits to ruining TBTL.
Andrew’s inability to properly use drive-through windows is nearing a breaking point, as is Luke’s addiction to McDonald’s cookies. They also discuss the evolution of TikTok and Luke’s adventures in hot tub buying.
Luke joins the show from Rochester, New York, after trying a red-eye flight that had him nervous. Plus, Andrew’s lost luggage (and prescription meds) pins him between his two least favorite industries as he tries to sort things out.
Luke dips his toe into local politics (and longshoreman culture) in his search for a Harris/Walz yard sign. Meanwhile, Andrew’s search for a cure to jet lag leads him to a Red Robin outside the Alderwood Mall.
Andrew is back from Croatia and has a bunch of Croatian Observations to share with Luke, who tries not to pee his pants during the show.
Misha Collins from “Supernatural" swings by discuss a new business opportunity for him and Luke as well as why he’s been visiting the bathroom four times a night lately.
TBTL obsession, and all around talent Petey stops by to explain to Luke what a “Classic Bears” win looks like, and why he has zero percent of his ego invested in Tik Tok.
MSNBC’s Chris Hayes stops by to discuss the debate, Taylor Swift, and that one time he also had really stressful rental car situation in Italy.
David From The Basement stops by with some big news, and Luke unlocks a repressed memory of a particularly stressful bathroom event in Paris.
Jen “Flash” Andrews joins Luke to discuss exercise plans and how much is too much to spend on underwear.
Luke tries to figure out why everyone in Iceland hates him in this final installment of the TBTL Travel Guide: Curing Lonely Planet-ness.
Luke tells Andrew all about his trip to Paris in today’s installment of the TBTL Travel Guide: Curing Lonely Planet-ness.
Luke’s European travelog continues in Sorrento, Italy, where the sea is beautiful, the land is bountiful, and the streets are much, much, much too narrow.
Luke kicks-off his new tourism series after his recent trip to Europe. Today’s installment: The TBTL Travel Guide: Curing Lonely Planetness Part One: Rome.
Luke is back from his European vacation, which means he and Andrew can finally talk about grocery stores, comfortable walking shoes, and staplers.
TBTL Friendo Cassie joins the show from Oakland to talk about the new Cabbage Patch Kid in her life and to share listener stories about Cabbage Patch Kids of yesteryear.
The TBTL answering machine continues to fill-up with listeners sharing the silly songs they sing to their pets. We listen to a new batch of pet sounds with special guest Navya, a longtime TBTL Ten who also has some bad news to share with Andrew about his role on TBTL.
Phyllis “P-Fletch” Fletcher joins the show to get an update on the TBTL friendship bracelets and to hear some listener voicemails involving hookworms, dirty-minded grandmas, and a mortifying bathroom experience that will haunt us all forever.
TBTL Friendo and film buff Nick Jarin swings by to talk about movies -- but not just any movies! He and Andrew compare their top 10 lists of Movies To Watch On Mute At A Bar.
Genevieve stops by the studio to challenge us with a recent New York Times quiz about dreams and dreaming!
After a fun-filled week hearing listeners sing their pet-related songs on the TBTL listener line, Luke and Andrew are ready to crown a winner or two, after listening to a few more fabulous entries.
Andrew realizes he made a mistake regarding the TBTL Pet Sounds contest that only Steve Harvey could relate to. But mistakes aside, the latest batch of listener-submitted animal songs are SO GOOD.
Luke and Andrew discuss the American south, cummerbunds, and why Luke realizes he’s a “West Coast guy.” But most importantly, they listen to more of your amazing pet songs as the best competition of 2024 continues! (Sorry, Olympics. You get the silver.)
Luke and Andrew look back at their calendars and trade notes about what they were doing right before the pandemic shut the world down. (They don’t know why they’re talking about this, but they are.) More importantly, they also hear pet songs from TBTL listeners!
Luke and Andrew share some of the many pet songs that listeners sang into the TBTL voicemail line recently, and -- in true TBTL fashion -- they spend most of the time debating what to call this new segment.
Luke went into a part of Nashville last night that he really shouldn’t have. He and Andrew also discuss an astounding claim by Disney in a new lawsuit. And Middleshelf Maggie helps Luke find the long-lost ringtone he’s been searching for.
Luke is excited about a new Australian word he learned today, and Andrew is excited about some tavern-related developments in his neighborhood.
Luke is impressed with the kindness of Ryan Seacrest. Andrew is impressed with the wonders of the University of Washington Surplus Store. And they’re both tickled by the audio of a Mariners outfielder talking about his monkeys.
Luke learned a very valuable lesson about telling the truth this morning, and it may change him forever. Or not. He and Andrew also offer an appreciation of LA billboards.
Luke is staying in a hotel in L.A.that might be too L.A. And Andrew offers “the Papa Murphy's of hot takes” regarding the Australian breakdancer who is getting roasted after her Olympic performance.
Andrew has a song stuck in his head, and Luke is here to figure out what the heck it is. Plus, festival goers in San Francisco are burying hidden, boozy treasure to avoid overpaying for concert drinks.
Luke rode in a driverless car yesterday! LUKE RODE IN A DRIVERLESS CAR YESTERDAY!
Luke and Andrew discuss the non-baseball entertainment options at T-Mobile park, including the hot-dog parachutes and the new Salmon Run race. Plus, Luke has discovered a new way to drink his coffee, and he’s surprised how good The Jinx 2 is.
Andrew tries to help Luke with his footwear choices ahead of Luke’s big trip to Italy, but Andrew is literally the worst person for the job. They also discuss the Olympics and Luke’s Tom Arnold/Tim Walz unification theory.
Luke had an irritating interaction with a barefoot fellow this weekend, while Andrew came to the realization that not everyone likes him. They also hear from a listener who explains why you should always take your phone into the bathroom with you.
TBTL once again teams up with Lindy and Meagan at the Text Me Back podcast to bring you another installment of the supergroup famously known as “TMTBL Of The Dog.” They discuss Lindy’s post-party conundrum, Meagan’s Olympic observations, and Andrew’s obsession with a 40-year old game show. Oh, and Luke’s pans. They also talk about Luke’s pans.
A post-game interview with a struggling baseball player has Luke feeling a bit guilty over his own fandom tendencies. It also offers him and Andrew the opportunity to talk about The Human Condition and -- somehow -- the latest jaw-dropping story from the presidential election. Plus, special drink deals are pushing Starbucks employees over the edge.
Luke is dealing with the stench of a neighbor’s septic tank. Andrew realizes that an old public media colleague of his has made the BIG TIME. And they discuss the latest on Seattle’s disturbed and disturbing “Hellcat” driver.
After two nights of counting friendship bracelets, Andrew reveals the final tally. He and Luke call up Jon to find out if it’s enough to hit their goal. They also discuss the shocking ruling by an Ohio court regarding boneless chicken wings.
Luke and Andrew check-in after yesterday’s big bracelet-making party at Andrew’s Eagles club in North Seattle!
Luke met Vanna White yesterday but is having trouble accepting her compliments. Andrew finally checked out a beloved pizza joint that’s under new ownership. And they prepare for this weekend’s bracelet-making party at the Eagles.
Luke is traveling again, which means he has airport stories to share. This one involves a trash can, a bowie knife, and an obviously underpaid worker. Plus, Amazon is cracking down on workers who are showing up at the office to just grab a cup of coffee before turning around and leaving again.
Luke and Andrew recall the very few moments in their professional career together when they were at a loss for words. Plus, and interaction at the grocery store finally has Luke using self-checkout from now on.
Andrew got some very surprising news at the doctor’s office yesterday, and it might mean he has to do some actual work this week after alll. Luke traces his own health history as a youngster, including the time he thought he had ruptured his appendix but just gutted it out.
Luke and Andrew announce the details of the upcoming TBTL Live Show in Philadelphia! Get your tickets here. They also discuss this weekend’s big political news, and the question everyone has been asking: How will Andrew use the restroom after he has surgery on both of his hands this week?
Luke is trying to be a good neighbor, but he’s starting to regret it. And he opens up about the time he was falsely accused of stealing from a fancy restaurant. Meanwhile, Andrew has finally found the 30-year-old TV news story about a Clint Eastwood CD-Rom that he’s been looking for.
Luke and Andrew discuss Albuquerque, Statue-of-Liberty plays, ice cream, lemons, dog fostering, social media, MSNBC’s Chris Hayes and, of course, Blursdays. (They’ll get to Top Stories tomorrow.)
Luke and Andrew return to their favorite source of content -- the Seattle Times’ Rant & Rave column -- and question one Seattleite’s experience at a TSA checkpoint. They also discuss the rapid decline of the neck tie, and, of course, Al Frankin’s 30-year-old impressions of Paul Simon and Paul Tsongas.
Andrew saw a surgeon, a phlebotomist, a physician’s assistant and the world’s most negative appointment scheduler in the past 24 hours, and he has some stories. (Or maybe just one long one.)
Luke has a new friend joining him in the studio today, and Andrew is jealous. Meanwhile, Andrew is planning on bringing a baseball to his doctor's appointment today. And the two of them celebrate the life and legacy of Richard Simmons.
Luke, Andrew and Jon wrap-up this year’s TBTL-a-Thon by talking about eel farming and begging the listeners to help them make bracelets. Sign-up here to join the TBTL bracelet-making party at Eagles Aerie #1 in North Seattle on Sunday, July 28th!
Luke’s Mom, Susie B., joins the boys to help them out during the TBTL-a-Thon and to help announce their next live event in September.
Luke, Andrew and Jon are all honing their individual bracelet-making routines. They compare notes, take phone calls, and listen to one of the sweetest voicemail messages ever recorded.
Luke, Andrew and Jon compare notes on their first night of bracelet-making for the TBTL-a-Thon, and they all agree that the experience has changed them.
Luke, Andrew and Jon kick-off this year’s TBTL-a-Thon with some important Taco Time Talk, another Jeep adventure, and a pile of friendship beads that they’re not ready to tackle.
Luke, Andrew and Jon are excited to unveil the thank-you gifts for this year’s TBTL-a-Thon, which officially begins next week in sweltering work conditions. Click here to check them out and make an early donation!
Andrew reports on his electroshock therapy, Luke is worried about the heat index during the TBTL-a-Thon, and the Mariners got booed by their own fans yesterday.
Found Magazine’s Davy Rothbart joins Luke and Andrew to ask the Tens of Listeners to help him solve an 18 year old mystery.
Andrew has been troubleshooting the TBTL-a-Thon tech issues in his sleep, while Luke has been reading up on fake, AI-generated Yelp reviews that are more realistic than human reviews. They also find out What’s In The Box!
Andrew was surprised to find himself referenced in the Seattle Times’ “Rant and Rave” column this weekend, and let’s just say it wasn’t a “rave” review. He and Luke also discuss the discovery of a “bikini barista” shop in Andrew’s neighborhood.
Andrew found a surprise waiting for him when he went to his local bead store this week. He tells Jon and Luke all about that as they gear up to make hundreds upon hundreds of friendship bracelets for this year’s TBTL-a-Thon.
Luke and Andrew trade notes on mapping software, cereal bowls, unopened emails, and (of course) pureed soup. And Luke has an update on his email battle with a Chinese retailer.
An airport observation leads Luke and Andrew to explore the many Yelp reviews of a woman named Donna, who apparently contains multitudes. Also, Luke is fighting with a faceless Chinese company over a light fixture he bought, and he doesn’t seem to be winning.
Andrew has some VERY IMPORTANT QUESTIONS about Applebee’s “Riblets”. He and Luke also exchange notes on hotel room dining. And listeners weigh-in on super-smellers and Facebook Marketplace scammers.
Luke made a bit of mistake while tipping a worker this weekend, which then led to a slow-speed chase down a country road. And some Tens help Andrew solve an audio mystery that he raised on the show last week.
TBTL Employee #1 Jon Sklaroff joins the show to talk about the Zoom parties planned for the upcoming TBTL-a-Thon and whether or not he and Luke and Andrew can actually make enough friendship bracelets for every TBTL donor. They also discuss confusing public service announcements, paddle boarding, and NFL-themed bar mitzvahs.
Andrew had a strange experience at the doctor’s office yesterday, and he blames it on the sin of pride.
One of Luke’s patented online spoofs leads him and Andrew into the dark-roast depths of Kevin Costner’s new coffee venture. Andrew is also preparing for his new role as a distinguished educator, and a story about the indictment of a New Jersey power broker prompts some incredible photojournalism.
Andrew had an intense interaction at the ballpark this weekend when he got into a passive aggressive fight with his future self.
Luke and Andrew announce the plans for the upcoming TBTL-a-Thon, which will involve thousands of beads and Andrew bossing people around. Plus, in order to appease their younger demographic, they also discuss Gunsmoke and Bonanza.
Luke and Andrew discuss their personal histories of poseur-ness in their personal style. They also discuss Luke’s new security state camera system.
Luke and Andrew discover that A.I. has taken over their recording software, so they see how far they can push it. They also wrap-up the TBTL Junior Sluggers season with a recap of their final game.
Andrew accuses Luke of Bunk Journalism over a hotdog-related story, but they think they can remain friends. Meanwhile, Luke’s relationship with his new cookware continues to evolve and deepen.
Andrew and Luke recall the cringiest interactions they’ve had with famous people and how they’re handling the embarrassment years later. Oh, also, Luke made rice last night! And he takes issue with a local news story about a rodeo bull.
A trip to Costco leads to a big life change for Luke. Andrew has huge regrets after leaving a dumb internet comment. And Luke had to have “the talk” with his dad about personal grooming.
Luke is obsessed with a new song written and performed by children. Meanwhile, Andrew saw something in a dive bar bathroom that he can’t unsee.
Andrew saw a movie called Schindler’s List last night and has a slightly tardy review. Luke got in trouble trying to break out of prison yesterday. And Tommy Lasorda isn’t just a SlimFast spokesman, he’s also the man who once got a mascot ejected from a ballgame.
Andrew’s hot take on lettuce turns real cold real fast. Plus, J-Lo and The Black Keys are both living out Luke’s worst performance-based nightmare. And the latest betting scandal in baseball shows that the league might not know what it’s doing.
Andrew reviews the new Richard Linklater movie, which he saw at a matinee yesterday. He and Luke also discuss the unlikely resurrection of Slice, the soda of their youth.
Andrew spends much of the show trying to track down an “errant colon,” while Luke tries to erase his search history after googling a questionable phrase. Plus, Listener Mary schools TBTL on how to write a successful Rant and Rave for the Seattle Times.
Luke found himself in the heart of the national zeitgeist while in New York City yesterday. He and Andrew also hear from a listener who has 20-years worth of regret over an interaction at the airport.
Luke sat next to another fascinating person on his flight to New York yesterday. He and Andrew also get a much-anticipated update on the TBTL Junior Sluggers after their first playoff game.
Andrew found himself more appreciative than ever of his clean, new gym facilities yesterday. Meanwhile, Luke spent the day in prison.
Luke and Andrew experiment with a new podcasting style popularized by the New York Times. And they remember the life and legend of Bill Walton.
Luke and his friends had a very dramatic Lyft ride yesterday, which wasn’t completely dissimilar to the movie Andrew happened to be watching at the time.
After a year of procrastination, Andrew finally did something yesterday that took him all of an hour. Meanwhile, Luke is spinning out of control over all the almost-real people reaching out to him on Facebook Marketplace.
Coach Ben of the TBTL Junior Sluggers joins Luke and Andrew to recap the season and to look ahead to next week’s championship series. Plus, Luke attempts to sell some furniture leads him to the darkest corners of Facebook and Craigslist.
In another podcasting first, Luke explains sports betting to Andrew using Lisa Loeb and J.D. Salinger as examples. Luke would also like to set the record straight on the whole “Red Lobster went bankrupt because we ate too much shrimp” story.
David From The Basement stops by to share his thoughts (and reservations) about the newly announced Lord of the Rings project. Plus, is Andrew’s mailbox the target of nicely-named hackers?
Luke made it to the final game of the TBTL Little Sluggers regular season this weekend and has a full report. He also met the world’s most interesting Costco sample slinger after the game.
Andrew opens up about dealing with an audio addiction. Meanwhile, Farmer Luke has a new set of enemies, but unfortunately, he loves them. And they discuss the new sriracha shortage, which is coming on the heels of the last sriracha shortage.
Andrew realizes he has some verbal tics that he really needs to eliminate from his vocabulary. Meanwhile, Luke is floored by something that his parents did with their lattes this morning.
Andrew has been dipping into the dark arts of A.I.-generated music, and Luke is fascinated by the whole thing. They also discuss Tom Brady’s regrets about participating in his Netflix roast last week.
Luke and Andrew compare and contrast their garden hoses like only two middle-aged men can. We also get an exciting update on the TBTL’s Junior Sluggers’ latest exploits. And Andrew tries to explain an unusual experience he had checking out a neighborhood bar.
Luke’s plans to interview the creator of Baby Reindeer changed significantly this weekend after news about the show made international headlines. Plus, Andrew spent the weekend waiting for his Rant and Rave to appear in the Seattle Times.
Andrew has some serious questions about radishes, and Luke has some answers. Plus, it turns out TBTL isn’t the only podcast that’s been putting people to sleep. Andrew and Luke look at a viral video from the 1990s that is now a #1 sleep aid.
Andrew is hoping to leverage the power of his local newspaper in his ongoing conflict with his garbage collectors. He and Luke also discuss a new iPad commercial, which is rankling people from Hugh Grant to Luke Burbank.
Luke had a touching moment with one of his neighbors this morning, and it really moved him. Meanwhile, Andrew’s been having some interesting moments of his own on the city bus. And we have a much-needed update on the TBTL Junior Sluggers’ season.
Andrew did something wild and unusual last night: He watched a buzzy TV show! He and Luke also discuss Jerry Seinfeld’s claim that there isn’t anything funny on television anymore. And Luke went to see The Fall Guy this weekend and has some notes on the theater-going experience.
Andrew finds himself again thrown into a war over his garbage bins. And this time, he’s ready. Meanwhile, outside Napa, Luke finds himself in a weird prison of his own making.
Luke and Andrew compare and contrast their routines when grabbing a Subway sandwich. (Andrew’s involves “going wild next door.”) Luke’s also got a new favorite style of pants, but he’s unsure what those pants say about him.
Luke changed his entire outlook on life yesterday. Then he switched it back this morning. Plus, Andrew has an update on a TBTL mystery harkening back to the earliest days of the show.
Luke has a new passion, and it’s hanging tile. He and Andrew also discuss the harrowing story of a cat that was accidentally shipped to Amazon.
Andrew had a very unusual experience at the ballpark yesterday, which leads him and Luke to discover a seemingly soulless corporation behind some of today’s hottest music.
Luke finally sinks into the cinematographic splendor of Dune and Dune 2 with a little help from Pirate Walt and a long-forgotten AV cable. Meanwhile, Andrew betrayed a local company this weekend and is now paying the price.
Luke and Andrew team up with Lindy and Meagan from the Text Me Back podcast to create a podcasting supergroup of sorts. Or maybe it’s more of a “Voltron of hilarity”, or a “half-chipmunk, half-horse of digital audio content”? Whatever you call it, it’s a lot of laughs and a lot of talk about frying pans.
Luke’s ego was gently bruised while ordering coffee at the Starbucks inside the Ralph’s that’s attached to his hotel in Los Angeles. He and Andrew also (finally) tuck into the story of Red Lobster’s $11 million dollar “Unlimited Shrimp” oopsie.
Luke met the most interesting man in the world yesterday. Not the guy you’re thinking of - someone even more interesting than that. He and Andrew also preview a very special edition of TBTL that they’re working on.
Luke and Andrew geek-out over the We Are The World documentary, especially one very, very specific aspect of it. They also get an update on the TBTL Junior Sluggers after their matchup with the Big Bananas yesterday.
Luke found himself unwittingly trapped in a comedy situation this weekend. And he has an update on his lawn mower giveaway.
Photo of American White Pelican by Manjith Kainickara
Luke and Andrew react to the latest Little League action as your TBTL Junior Sluggers took on the Firesharks last night. Plus, TBTL has a new A.I.-created theme song, thanks to the work of listener Steve. And Luke has a lawnmower date with a man named Terry this afternoon.
TBTL friendo and podcaster and pasta inventor Dan Pashman of the Sporkful swings by to talk about his new book, Anything’s Pastable. Plus, Luke is stepping-up his lawn care game with a new mower, but he’s also saying goodbye to an old, motorized friend.
(Photo of cluster ballooning (not actually Lawnchair Larry) by Brandon Walts via Wikipedia)
One of Andrew’s recent dreams leads to an exploration of the Jackass franchise and its lasting appeal in pop-culture. He and Luke are also divided on a Washington Post piece about cheating at pub trivia. And they discuss a “reverse art heist” at a German museum.
Andrew is ashamed at how much energy he spent arguing something in his head (and online) yesterday, but he’s trying to make the best of it. Plus, Luke has had a couple of run-ins with robots and artificial intelligence recently, and they both went pretty well!
Luke experienced THE DOME in Las Vegas this weekend and has a full report. Plus, Andrew joined a new gym and is already a completely different person.
Andrew comes in hot with a LOT of thoughts about Crocodile Dundee, while new information about Shohei Ohtani’s interpreter has Luke reconsidering his earlier opinions on the baseball great.
Luke’s new ladder turns out to be much more than just a ladder; It’s a conduit to a new mindset. Plus, Andrew tries (and fails) to flex his Women’s Lit knowledge, and Listener Bet shares a filthy joke.
The TBTL Junior Sluggers had quite a game last night. Plus, Andrew’s adventures tracking down a mystery pub leads to an important conversation about bay leaves. And a judge has made an unusual ruling ruling in the case of a Seattle scourge.
Andrew heard something yesterday that ended up taking him and Luke and an unexpected journey through the glory days of forgettable, midday public radio. Plus, a listener’s story about her experience at a barber college prompts Andrew to come clean about his current hair situation.
Luke and Andrew try to get a glimpse of today’s solar eclipse, and they listen back to their heart-pounding coverage of the 2017 eclipse.
Luke and Andrew talk about skiing and whistling, but not at the same time. Plus, Andrew is excited for TBTL Gardening Week on Instagram, and Luke is rethinking his rethinking about barbers.
Luke and Andrew have a big announcement regarding TBTL’s entry into the world of professional sports management. They also discuss a pedestrian safety campaign that uses a questionable approach to draw attention to crosswalks.
Andrew thinks his garbage collector might be angry at him, but he’s got some gross personal problems that are eclipsing that right now. He and Luke also discuss Costco’s new hot dog rules, and we get an update on Luke’s standoff with Comcast.
Kim Kardashian is in a legal battle with the estate of a famous furniture designer, and it’s tough not to take Kim’s side on this one. Plus, four days after agreeing to pay too much money to watch baseball games on television, Luke still hasn’t seen a single pitch. So he made a call to Comcast today…
Luke has a new hat that he’s excited about, and Andrew has a unique perspective on Mondays. Plus, Luke payed an arm and a leg to watch the Mariners this weekend…only it didn’t exactly work out how he’d planned.
Today’s opening audio is comedian Madison Sinclair, whom you can find @madisoncomedy on TikTok.
Luke joins Andrew in Seattle to talk about the lengths they had to go through to watch their local baseball team last night. Plus, Luke’s anxiety dream about his appearance on KUOW today became an anxiety reality.
Luke witnessed something at IKEA yesterday that concerned him, but he’s not sure how concerned he should be. He and Anderew also discuss the new Roadhouse movie, the old Roadhouse movie, and Andrew’s new two-radio experience.
Luke and Andrew are surprised how much “green bubbles'' play a part in the DOJ’s antitrust lawsuit against Apple. They also discuss various types of rocks.
Andrew was excited about his new houseplant until he realized he might have made a huge mistake. Luke was up late(ish) putting together IKEA cabinetry, then was shocked by a new twist in the saga of his kitchen counters. And the Portland Pickles memorialize one of the best and worst moments in baseball broadcasting.
Andrew’s appearance on a local radio show somehow transforms him into a mustache man. Luke’s perfect reporting assignment in Palm Springs became less-than-perfect when strangers got involved. And they discuss the blowback (and comeuppance?) J-Lo is receiving on TikTok.
There was a truly astounding character on Luke’s flight this week. He and Andrew also discuss whether or not the owner of the Dodgers really “picked” his nose on camera, and they talk about the truly bonkers story developing around Shohei Ohtani and his translator.
Luke sat next to a very unpleasant person at dinner yesterday, and Andrew is hungry for the details. Also, Andrew conjures some dark fantasies when he sees a very specific corner of the Seattle airport.
A good deed gone wrong gets Luke and Andrew talking about tipping culture. Plus, Andrew is very nervous about an upcoming radio gig.
Luke and Andrew have a lot of things to talk about today, but instead they go on a strange journey involving Zune recorders, landline telephones, and comedian Eddie Pepitone. They also discuss the fact that some stores are shutting down their self-checkout lines.
Andrew tasted some glory at his Eagles club this weekend, but maybe not enough. Luke had to handle an unprecedented and uncomfortable situation on stage Saturday. And a listener proves that it’s never too late for Luke to go to film school.
Luke comes to the show with a bunch of insults for Andrew so they can roleplay some retorts recommended by therapists. Plus, Andrew finally sat down to start a project last night that he's been planning for 25 years…only to be thwarted immediately.
Luke did everything he could to keep his cool at The Home Depot yesterday after his big kitchen project hit a snag.
Luke and Andrew try to wrap their minds around the legislation that could potentially eliminate TikTok in the U.S. Plus, Luke had something close to a religious experience on the set of Jeopardy! Yesterday.
Luke finds happiness on a Hollywood backlot while Andrew stumbles on a moment of bliss in his car. Luke also wants to know if he should see Dune 2, even though he skipped the first film.
Andrew is back from Mexico, after scaring himself silly on the flight home. Plus, Luke is proud of Jimmy Kimmel for ignoring his advisors and going with an edgy joke at the Oscars last night.
Luke apologies for mistakes made during episode 4,157, while soldiering on without Andrew around to pick up the pieces. Thankfully, he's able to land the interview of the century to keep the show afloat until Andrew returns on Monday.
Andrew plays hooky, leaving Luke to his own devices. Which turns out, is setting the record straight as he leaves the New York Times in shambles interviewing Stephanie, a newly minted Ten, about her experience with the Gray Lady.
Luke and Andrew go down an unexpected memory lane as they listen back to old TBTL intro tape. They also look at Burger King’s sad “clap back” at Wendy’s surge pricing.
Luke, Jon and Andrew hold a Too Beautiful To Biz company team building exercise on the air. Mostly they talk about sandwiches and dogs, though.
Luke and Andrew weigh-in on a Tiktoker’s list of words that could be baby names if they weren’t already used as words. Andrew also has a killer idea for a new line of t-shirts, but he’s not willing to share the profits.
Dozens (DOZENS!) of listeners weigh-in on Luke’s mystery song, and they were all correct, leading Luke to question the efficacy of modern search engines.
Luke has a musical mystery he’s trying to solve, which leads Andrew on a jazz-inspired odyssey that even his cats try to put an end to by sabotaging the podcast. Plus, a new Willy Wonka experience in Scotland turns out to be a Fyre-festival-level disaster.
Luke receives a text from his mom that leads him and Andrew to ponder their childhoods. Plus, AT&T tries to apologize to users by giving them 5 bucks after a widespread outage. And Wendy’s is going to try some surge pricing on its menu items.
Luke has a new friend who’s helping him build his IKEA kitchen, but it’s a sort of one-sided relationship. Andrew has some questions about airplane etiquette regarding window shades.
Luke and Andrew discuss the new realities of recording the show via video feed, and how it’s affecting their podcast performance. They also discuss a lawsuit over fancy tomatoes and whether their packaging is misleading customers.
Andrew is excited to watch a hole being cut into the side of his garage during today’s podcast…It means he’s closer than ever to making the best joke of all time. He and Luke also discuss New York’s hottest new restaurant and its list of ways to get “86ed”.
Luke and Andrew delve into the story of a personal finance columnist who handed $50 thousand of her savings to an internet scammer. Also, Luke wants to start his entire life over after visiting a prestigious film school.
Luke is worried that he’s using too much cologne but nobody will tell him. He and Andrew are also testing some new video software that is solidifying Andrew’s status as Mole Man Basement Dweller. And Luke wants to be a movie director again.
Andrew’s been living in the basement as he and Genevieve try to nurse a sick cat back to health. He and Luke also trade notes on their experiences with Lipton Cup of Soup.
Luke and Andrew honor President’s Day by comparing their traumatic trips to the dermatologist’s office as kids. Plus, Luke finally stopped by the meatball shop he and Andrew have been talking about, and he has a full review.
Luke and Andrew get ready for the weekend by trading notes on how they confessed their sins as kids. Then they open up the ol’ PO box to share some of the amazing gifts sent in by listeners.
A writer in The Atlantic offers a modest proposal regarding airplane luggage bins -- namely, getting rid of them altogether. Luke and Andrew debate the pros and cons. They also talk doormats, mute buttons, and the contagious nature of throat-clearing.
(Photo by Kyle McCarthy)
Luke shares some breaking Valentine’s Day news that is (*checks notes*) FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE. Andrew shares the most romantic thing Genevieve has ever said to him. And Luke did some old-fashioned shoe-leather journalism to get to the bottom of a Reba McEntire meme that’s making the rounds.
Jon Stewart returned to the Daily Show last night, and Luke took notes. Meanwhile, Andrew is groggy coming off of a podcasting marathon that nobody asked for.
Luke and Andrew discuss what’s at the top of everyone’s mind this morning: dental floss, Q-tips, and Lena Dunham. Then they talk about the commercials that caught their attention most during yesterday’s Super Bowl broadcast.
Luke and Andrew preview a few of the commercials that will be airing during the Super Bowl, including a stand-out performance by everyone’s favorite Star Fleet Commander.
After months of preparation and procrastination, Andrew finally made a phone call yesterday that might change his life forever. Or not. Plus, Luke has been poking around some cinematic rumors and theories involving Bill Walton, Chewbacca, and Steve Buscemi.
Andrew discovers a very surprising voicemail waiting for Luke on the TBTL phone line. Plus, Luke solved the mystery of unexplained toll charges on his “Good2Go” account, but as far as Andrew is concerned, the real adventure is just beginning.
Luke shares the details of how he has to prepare for an upcoming medical procedure, and it’s more involved than he thought. He and Andrew also discuss the life and times of one Rick Moranis. (Oh, he’s hilarious, dog.)
Luke went to a Slick Rick concert last night and has many details to share, including some very confusing audience instructions from DJ Chaos. He and Andrew also hear from the Australian girl who heroically battled a snake to save her pet. And they announce the details of this year’s Valen-Tens Card Exchange.
Luke tries to explain Groundhog Day to Andrew. Then they discuss the surprising amount of sexual content in a theater production Luke attended (with family) yesterday. Plus, is “bubble water” a thing? Maybe not. But they certainly both thought it was.
Luke’s dad tries to remove an owl (?) nest from Luke’s studio during the show, and that’s not even his biggest distraction today. They also try to discuss lights, uplights, and how window curtains are connected to wealth and class. Then the show basically goes off the rails.
Luke and Andrew are up-in-arms over a New York Times article on “tiny living” that totally misses the mark. They also mark the end of a short but special era in TBTL’s numbering scheme, and they debate whether Sunday is truly the first day of the week.
Andrew has to say goodbye to an object that has been by his side for years. Too many years, he now realizes. And Luke recounts his adventures trying to give away a refrigerator this weekend.
Luke met a Secret Service dog wearing camo this weekend, raising the question, why does a dog have to wear camo in Las Vegas? He also learned that his dad doesn’t know the difference between Wayne Newton and Lil Wayne.
Luke and Andrew enjoy a surprise visit from Genevieve, who found herself in an interesting pull-tab situation recently. Plus, Andrew wonders if his performance on a local podcast was so bad they had to scrap the whole thing.
Andrew noticed something peculiar in a book he’s reading, and the discovery is causing him shame. Plus, a story about a “plane farter” is the epitome of bunk journalism. And Luke has a new favorite show, but Andrew’s worried it’ll make him cringe.
Luke and Andrew discuss the end of Pitchfork music as we know it, and whether or not your boss needs to take off their sunglasses while they’re firing you.
Andrew experienced a true breakthrough yesterday regarding modern light bulbs, and Luke had a breakthrough with his new pellet burner, proving once again that TBTL has slipped well, well into middle ag
Luke came home to a scary, chaotic scene in his house late Saturday night, and he almost made a new friend/roommate. Plus, a 12-year-old clip of some NBA announcers bickering on-air has resurfaced. Some say it’s all a joke, but Luke and Andrew aren’t so sure. Oh, and Andrew got some dirty toys at The Great American Train Show this weekend.
Andrew’s mind is blown when he realizes he’s been combining two different actors into one person his entire life. Plus, Luke reviews the Broadway musical Hamilton.
Luke is obsessed with the fellow who sat behind him on his flight to New York City, and for good reason! Plus, TBTL’s love for Stone Cold Steve Austin continues to grow.
Andrew thinks he stumbled into the perfect publishing crime. He and Luke also discuss comedian Katt Williams’ recent airing of grievances. And they talk about a fascinating Washington Post piece about a man’s quest to build the best in-home stereo system.
Luke has some thoughts on the new season of True Detective and some of the commercials he’s been seeing in heavy rotation lately. And listener Max thinks he discovered Andrew’s nightmare job.
Luke’s neighbor did something interesting while plowing snow, and Andrew is fascinated by it. Plus, NBC held viewers over a barrel to get them to sign up for Peacock this weekend, then they bragged about “making history” with the move.
Luke and Andrew are preparing for the extreme winter weather, although Andrew is mostly distracted by the idea of a “Meat Door.” Plus, producers at ESPN admit that they made up a bunch of names in a bonkers ploy to obtain more Emmy trophies for its on-air hosts.
Andrew wants to become a Morning Zoo radio producer, and he’s been coming up with some segment ideas. Plus, the Washington Post looks into “Hotel Housekeeping Myths” to find out whether or not you should use the bedspread and coffee maker in your room.
Alaska Airlines is offering cash to travelers who were on the airplane that sprung a hole, Aaron Rodgers is refusing to apologize for accusing Jimmy Kimmel of the most horrendous crime, and [BREAKING NEWS SOUND] Andrew and Luke learn that the Seahawks just fired their coach after 14 years.
Luke and Andrew compare notes on their new basement dehumidifiers, like the young cool guys they are. Luke also tells Andrew all about the woman who’s been digging a huge, mine-sized hole under her house (and why she had to stop digging…for now.)
Luke is a changed man when it comes to grocery shopping and bargain hunting. He and Andrew also discuss the many Dazzling Details related to the airplane that lost a big chunk of fuselage mid-air this weekend. They also indulge in a little football talk ahead of tonight’s huge Huskies game.
Genevieve joins the show to celebrate a big moment in trash-pickup history and to play a snack-chip related quiz with Andrew. They also examine the status of their relationship on the eve of their 23rd anniversary.
After yesterday’s most impossible quiz, Luke now faces what may be the easiest Winter Game in TBTL history. In fact, it’s so easy, it’s almost difficult. And it’s about Star Wars.
Luke gobsmacks Andrew with his knowledge about the band Godsmack, and that’s not even related to today’s quiz! But Luke’s luck runs out when he’s forced to play the most impossibly difficult Winter Game ever.
Luke made quite the entrance at a recent social gathering, and it was much more than he bargained for. He and Andrew also gird their loins before jumping into today’s quiz, then they look up what it means to gird one's loins. It’s a whole thing.
(Show image from "The Art Of Manliness: How to Gird Your Loins")
Luke and Andrew stumble on a surprise David Alan Grier cameo whilst taking a quiz about the Mandela Effect. Luke is also emotionally preparing himself for the huge Husky game today.
Phyllis “P-Fletch” Fletcher joins the show to talk about her and Andrew’s close calls with internet scammery and to weigh-in on some violations of bowling etiquette that has Andrew outraged.
Andrew wrote the best stand-up joke of all time and is excited to share it with Luke. They also do their best to distinguish Jack Reacher from Jack Ryan from Joe Pickett, whoever that is.
Luke joins the show from Frankfurt, Germany, where he’s had to make fake phone calls at least twice to avoid awkward interactions. He also got a taste of the local cased-meat cuisine and accidentally took a train to Siberia or thereabouts.
Luke is gearing up for his flight to Frankfurt, Germany, where he’ll be checking-in on TBTL tomorrow. Andrew tries to figure out why he is a night owl. And they both try to determine whether they can tell the difference between a Jack Handy quote and a Stephen Wright joke.
Luke and Andrew celebrate Christmas the traditional way, by discussing which crackers are best in soup and whether or not Andrew cheated on Wordle today. They also test Luke’s knowledge of the holiday with the help of a magazine quiz.
Luke is making plans -- both bathroom-related and non-bathroom-related -- before his flight to Germany. He also received an email that is making him very nervous about the trip.
Luke and Andrew talk a lot about meatballs after stumbling on a specialty restaurant in the greater Tacoma area. They also discuss the decision by America’s most famous rat-based pizza concern to start offering more “adult” pizza options.
Andrew is upset over a meme he saw this morning. He and Luke also discuss the legacies of Hernando de Soto and Elon Musk, respectively.
Luke and Andrew are still reeling from last night’s unlikely Seahawks win, although there does seem to be some family football jersey confusion. Plus, scienticians are looking into why travelers mill about and clog the gates while waiting to board an airplane.
Andrew has a cat food mystery on his hands, and he could use your help. He and Luke also look at why many food brands are changing their recipes for the worse.
Luke unveils his unusual (or possibly unhinged?) plans for Christmas week. He also just DIYed his car key fob and tests it on the air. It’s a wild ride!
McDonald’s has announced a new drive-through chain, and Luke feels like the national media is getting the story wrong. Plus, Luke has a garbage dilemma and needs Andrew’s help.
Luke finds himself pulled into an Instagram war with one of podcasting’s top influencers - Nora McInerny. He and Andrew also discuss the trailer for the upcoming edition of Grand Theft Auto and how it’s sent an old Tom Petty song to the top of the charts.
Luke’s Airbnb in Leavenworth has a fancy feature that he’s not allowed to use. Except he is *sort of* allowed to use it? But should he? Andrew will be the judge of that. And a TBTL Ten calls in with a terrifying tale of attempted scammery.
Luke and Andrew are barely able to record today’s episode of TBTL after an audio catastrophe at Luke’s Airbnb. They also try to solve one of cinema’s greatest mysteries: Whether or not The Daytrippers takes place in Omaha.
Jon jumps on the line to finally test Doritos’ new “anti-crunch” technology. Luke and Andrew also discuss the locker rooms of their dreams.
Luke challenges Andrew to a guessing game, and what comes next will shock you. They also find themselves looking back at the Miller Genuine Draft commercials of their youth. And Luke is about to get a haircut at a Chicago barbershop he’s never been to, and he’s a little nervous.
Luke experienced nothing short of a miracle after waking up an hour late for his flight today. Andrew had an adventure trying to help a stranger find her way home. And they agree on a great name for their propane business, should they decide to open one.
Andrew wakes up to a flooded basement, and Luke falls down a 1987 NBA All-Star Game rabbit hole. Plus, has Luke’s dad become a menace to society?
Luke’s dad joins the show as he and Luke test the new water lines in Luke’s studio. Plus, Luke had a heck of a time mixing concrete this weekend, and he had a heck of a time rooting for his Washington Huskies in a house full of Oregon Ducks fans. And Andrew’s thinking about getting some bowling shoes.
Andrew is flabbergasted over something that happened during the show yesterday, and he’s astounded by a new A.I. function in his photo software. Luke wants to know if Doritos’ “crunch silences” really works, and if there’s a way to test it on-air.
Andrew tells a “quick” story about the lengths he went through to talk to someone at his bank yesterday. He and Luke also stumble on a song about Tacoma that they never knew existed and that has surprising origins.
Luke’s solution to heating his cold studio has led to some broadcast challenges. Plus, Google Maps sent a long line of drivers down a dirt path to nowhere, which led Luke down a long path towards the most irritating sound ever recorded.
Luke was almost cyber-attacked within an inch of his life this morning, and Andrew wants alllll the details. They also say farewell to Seattle’s favorite weather reporter, Steve Pool, who helped inspire Luke’s broadcast dreams.
Genevieve swings by TBTL to weigh-in on some of the recent “Rants and Raves” sent in by Seattle Times readers and to dissect Reader’s Digests’ tips on "how to get along with anyone."
Andrew ushers in the holiday with a special beverage and a weird tangent about peeing outdoors. He and Luke also discuss so-called “Brown Friday”, a new holiday created by the plumbing industry and lazy journalists.
Luke’s family is scrambling to adjust to a new Thanksgiving reality after a hot water tank blew in the basement of his parents’ house. But Andrew’s plans are locked in tight, and he couldn’t be happier about them.
Luke gets some breaking, almost cinematic news about his Thanksgiving Day plans moments before he was supposed to leave for his parents’ house. Now the big question is where he’ll be spending the holiday. He and Andrew also take a Washington Post quiz to see if they’re more like Boomers or Millennials in the workplace.
Luke ventured into a tavern that really bummed him out yesterday. Andrew is mad at the media for falling for Snoop Doggy Dog’s latest promotional gimmick. And a young Ten helps TBTL with modern slang.
Luke had a long, draining weekend working a video shoot for a mysterious software company in the greater Seattle area. He also fondly recalls the time he had the opportunity to spend a day with Rosalynn and Jimmy Carter.
Luke joins Andrew in the studios of Walsh, Walsh and Doormat to discuss bathroom etiquette and to open packages sent in by listeners in TBTL’s patented “What’s In The Box” segment.
Luke drove a “mystery car” up to Seattle this morning to record TBTL at Andrew’s place. They discuss a follow-up to the story of the drug-loving New Yorker who stumbled on a Chuck Close painting and hoped it was valuable.
The amount of activity at Luke’s house is reaching peak levels. While waiting for his new washer and dryer to arrive, he and Andrew discuss the oft-overlooked musical career of Dragnet’s Jack Webb.
A horse got loose on an airplane, the TBTL merch store got its first customer, and Luke and Andrew got absolutely floored by a listener’s story about a mysterious “mad pooper” caught on camera!
TBTL Senior VP of T-Shirt Design and Giant Hats Jon Sklaroff joins the show to announce the official opening of the TBTL merch store! Plus, an announcement on Luke’s family text chain has Luke and his siblings scratching their heads.
After failing to identify the slang used by today’s youth, Andrew quizzes Luke on the lingo used on the TV show Dragnet. They also discuss the inaccurate news about Jared Leto “climbing” the Empire State Building.
Luke quizzes Andrew on some modern slang used by the youth of America. And Luke learns that the documentary he went to great lengths to watch this week had been free on YouTube the whole time.
Andrew is trying to get his dart game back on track, mostly by making Luke take over his TBTL responsibilities. Plus, cats apparently have over 300 facial expressions, even Dusty “The Cat Burglar” Cat.
Andrew has found an inelegant solution to an inelegant perspiration problem, while Luke continues to struggle with a similar issue. Also, Luke had dinner for the first time in a week last night, and it was good! And he finally re-watched the 1983 Seattle-based documentary Streetwise, and he’s happy to report that it stands the test of time.
After 5 days of fasting, Luke is going to “do something out of hunger tonight: Eating.” He also has an update on his problematic vacuum cleaner, and a listener helps uncover the long lost William S. Burroughs song of Luke’s youth.
Luke has gotten a lot of advice about the broken vacuum cleaner that he tried to return to Costco last weekend. Could this advice fix the machine? We’ll find out, on today’s installment of TBTL! Plus, Jeff Bezos is moving to Florida, and Andrew thinks he knows why.
TBTL VP of Podcast Operations and T-Shirt Design Jon Sklaroff joins the show to share some of the merch ideas submitted by listeners. Plus, Andrew is anxious about a very big garbage collection day, and Luke is pondering a list of “Dad Rules” he recently received.
Luke has a new plan to lose a lot of weight quickly, before a big video gig. You’re going to hate it, but that’s okay! Plus, Seattle chef and TBTL friendo Thierry Rautereah, aka “The Chef in the Hat” has sadly passed away. And New Zealand’s “Siren Clubs” are irritating neighbors by blasting Celene Dion at all hours.
Andrew is befuddled over a false memory involving Burt Reynolds and/or Tom Selleck and/or a chimpanzee and/or an orangutan. And Luke rubs up against the wrong person at a Halloween party. Literally.
Andrew checks in from his hometown of Cleveland, Ohio, where he learns some shocking news about a very formative Arby’s location. Meanwhile, Luke had a very “stampy situation” at Costco this weekend, after which he has some regrets.
Andrew has a quasi-magical story about his grandpa’s watch, and a story about a very obnoxious person in an airport security like. He and Luke also discuss whether it’s good or bad to rake leaves off your lawn. And Luke is tempted to buy an expensive kitchen device that Andrew is warning him against.
Luke and Andrew are blown away when they discover what “60% chance of rain” actually means. They also discuss the distressing story (not skyjinx!) of an off-duty pilot trying to shut down a plane’s engines mid-flight.
TBTL Secretary of Operations Jon Sklaroff joins the show to discuss some TBTL business, including a project that he hopes listeners can help with. Plus, Luke finally watched the HBO documentary about Larrimah, Australia, which casts his and Andrew’s experience there in a new light.
Luke discovers someone from Andrew’s past making waves in online communities. Plus, the music of Creed seems to be popular in more and more professional locker rooms, which is a twist nobody saw coming.
Andrew is testing out some new equipment today, but it’s leading to a potentially awkward situation with his neighbor. Luke recalls the time he attempted a risky joke around Joel McHale and Seth MacFarlane. And they dive into some of the juiciest headlines that Entertainment Tonight has to offer.
Andrew is weirdly fascinated by Luke’s recent pizza and soda decisions. Plus, the guy who created the world’s hottest pepper just created an even hotter pepper, though we’re not sure why.
Andrew went on a real journey today when he found out he is going to have to start paying for a service he’s been using for years. Luke went on a much more emotional journey during a conversation with his dad. And Netflix is apparently going to start opening brick and mortar stores or restaurants or something?
Luke has a new workout regimen, and it’s making his legs all wiggly. He and Andrew also discuss the proposal (by Amanda Knox, oddly) that couples should sleep on different sides of the bed every night.
Tens of Listeners have suggested tens of thousands of possible nicknames for Andrew. He and Luke go through them. Plus, United Airlines is introducing a new boarding system called “WILMA!”
Luke’s Huskie fandom almost cost him a window this weekend. Andrew is felled by a random quote in a Seattle Times article. And a listener shares a fascinating story about something discovered in the wall of an old house.
Luke found some amazing old receipts from the 1930s inside the walls of his house. He’s also landed on a pretty out-side-the-box solution for his new front door. It involves Etsy and old nautical supplies.
Luke is on the hunt for a new front door, and it’s surprisingly difficult (and surprisingly very relevant to Andrew’s interests.) Plus, everyone in France is freaking out about a bedbug infestation that might not really exist.
Luke had an amazing night last night, organizing his computer files and listening to old radio shows. Obviously, he’s treading on Andrew’s brand. Plus, it just got much more expensive for Mariners fans to watch games on television, and it’s got a lot of people hoppin’ mad, including Luke.
New has a new computer, and it came with slew of new sound effects, effectively ushering in a whole new sonic era for TBTL. Luke also assembled his new treadmill last night with much difficulty, only to discover that Nordictrack built a sneaky money-grab into the machine.
Luke is trying to assemble his new treadmill, but it’s not going very well. He and Andrew also try to solve some NPR word puzzles, and Andrew’s relationship with his new best friend, DartBot, is deepening.
Andrew has a new electronic friend who is going to change the course of his leisurely lifestyle. Plus, Luke is having some elevator issues in New York, but he found a secret hack.
Jon joins the show again today to regale Luke and Andrew with more stories of competitive eating and to explain the difference between an “eating contest” and a “food challenge.” They also discuss which foods they personally think they could eat the most of, if there ever were a TBTL eating contest, which there probably won’t be, but maybe someday.
Luke, Andrew and Jon gather around their various devices, waiting for today’s big test of the Emergency Alert System. They also talk about Jon’s experience in a wing-eating contest.
Luke is befuddled by the new Monday Night Football theme song. He’s also got a new crock pot, and he’s redefining the term “Pressure Cooking.”
Luke had a sad sports weekend, but capped it off with a Macho Sunday. He and Andrew discuss a couple of interesting items from the “corrections” page of The Columbian newspaper, as well as an opinion piece that only serves to insult Martin Short, for some reason.
Andrew is bleary-eyed after a night at the ballpark, where he braced for the worst but got something better. Plus, another person fell down the poo hole of a pit toilet, leading some podcasters to ask, “do we need to start putting up signs that say ‘Don’t Climb Down The Poo Hole’?”
Luke and Andrew are both a little anxious about their upcoming doctors appointments. Plus, New York’s hottest steakhouse isn’t really a steakhouse after all. And a legendary “Hot Tub House” in Berkeley is up for sale.
Luke and Andrew discuss the mysterious fireworks display that exploded over Puget Sound a few weekends ago and the Seattle Times’ investigation into it. They also pay tribute to the random episodes of television that Andrew once had on VHS tapes.
Andrew has been making mud in his kitchen, and he’s excited to tell Luke about it. They also discuss Luke’s latest TikTok obsession - a song about sitting.
Luke visited a different Eagles lodge recently, and his visit raised some concerns about his current status as a member of Eagle Aerie #1. He and Andrew also discuss the apparent end of the writers’ strike and the relaxing of the dress code in the U.S. Senate.
Tens of listeners share their stories of pets gone missing, only to eventually be reunited…including one involving airport security and drama on a tarmac. Luke and Andrew also discuss the iPhone’s reluctant switch to a universal charging cable and how increased numbers of dog owners are suspicious of canine vaccines.
Luke is feeling true Garbage Anxiety this morning, and Andrew is here to help. Or hurt. Plus, it looks like dynamic pricing is here to stay, which isn’t great, but better than bartering.
Luke had a big scare and a big adventure involving his cat, Bubbles, yesterday. Plus, a reporter reveals that comedian Hasan Minhaj’s stories are often made up, even though Hasan claims they are “emotional truths.”
Luke has fallen into the greedy hands of unscrupulous money lenders, and he’s trying to get himself free of their clutches. Plus, Andrew has some pretty strong opinions about self-serve soda stations, which may be going away at your local McDonald’s
Luke wants to tell Andrew a story about moving Bubbles The Cat, but first they need to talk about everything else. Like, everything else you can possibly think of.
Luke had some reservations about his barber as soon as he sat in the chair yesterday. He and Andrew also discuss the fact that the Pike Place Fish Company is being sued for selling products with its own name on them.
Andrew tries to tell Luke about the Three’s Company scandal that led to a thirty-year rift between its star actors. Luke discovers that he does a great impression of a classic TV character. And Miss Manners weighs-in on whether or not it’s okay to stand up at non-rock ‘n’ roll performances.
Luke, Andrew and Jon consider a moral quandary involving dog poop, a garbage can, and a coffee shop in Portland. They also discuss some bad decisions made by bar patrons in Milwaukee, new theories on the JFK assassination, and an email that might have *looked* like it came from TBTL, but actually didn’t.
Renting a car should not be difficult, but somehow Andrew turned it into the biggest drama of his summer. Also, Luke almost got hit by a bus today, and Bubbles the cat is in big trouble.
Luke and Andrew report back after the TBTL Summer Games to talk about Luke’s brand new studio, Andrew’s aversion to anti-baldness campaigns, and an ungodly “biohazard incident” on a Delta airlines flight.
Andrew tries desperately to remember a Gloria Estefan video of his youth, while Luke tries to recapture the excitement of his early days in radio. They also try to figure out who's who in the worlds of hip-hop and WWE wrestling as the TBTL Summer Games come to a close.
Andrew is on a Mediterranean diet, which just means he ate a bunch of hummus for lunch. He and Luke also try to solve a bible-related mystery that’s been dogging Andrew for years. They also test their Spanish in a quiz based on the Tour de France as the TBTL Summer Games roll on.
Luke has become a Binocular Boy™ and is ready for everything that comes along with that title. Andrew decides to throw out the script for the TBTL Summer Games and try something wildly stupider instead.
Andrew met a bunch of neighbors over the weekend, including the TBTL listener he had been looking for! Luke apologizes for not being a better Instagram friend. And the TBTL Summer Games roll on with more movie mischief.
Luke gets swept up in a journalistic enterprise involving his former employer, Blimpy’s Yogurt. He and Andrew also continue playing one of their favorite Summer Games based on their own bad descriptions of Hollywood Films.
Luke’s computer is on the fritz and ready to bring down the entire Too Beautiful To Biz empire. Plus, in today’s edition of the TBTL Summer Games, Luke and Andrew have to eat their own words as they try to figure out which movies they were trying to describe in previous episodes of the podcast.
Andrew tells the story of when he was very relieved to reconnect with his friend from high school art class, and Luke talks about the time he found himself in the “Missed Connections” section of the newspaper. They also finally find out, once and for all, if Vanderpump actually rules in day 4 of the TBTL Summer Games.
Luke challenges Andrew’s status as the Popsicle King Of TBTL. Andrew also continues to struggle with the Vanderpumps and all their rules as the TBTL Summer Games roll on.
Luke has some BIG SALAD PLANS tonight, and he is very excited about them. Plus, listener Laura is back with another amazing Summer Games quiz about reality television.
Andrew has some fundamental questions about sports and betting and those little bumps on the outside of a basketball. He and Luke also kick off this year’s TBTL Summer Games with a quiz about two very boastful human beings.
Luke and Andrew both had pleasant but unexpected transportation-related adventures yesterday. They also discuss the best and worst Subway restaurants in their neighborhoods. And it turns out Netflix DVD subscribers can keep the discs after all? It’s all so confusing, Ron.
The pulp mill that created the “Aroma of Tacoma” is shutting down. Does that mean a smelly factory is heading to Luke’s neck of the woods? Plus, Luke introduces Andrew to pencil fighting.
Luke literally painted himself into a corner this morning. Like, literally. Andrew relives a painful memory from his time at The Magic Castle. Plus, “National Cinema Day” is around the corner, so Andrew asks Luke for his official Barbie review.
Luke stumbles on a clip of network television from 1983 that might be the pinnacle of broadcasting. Plus, the scammer behind the ill-fated Fyre Festival is back with a new idea, called Fyre Festival II. And Luke relives his days playing little league baseball.
Luke spent a dreamy weekend looking at model houses and stocking up on razor blades at Costco. Andrew spent his hard-earned Andy Timez cutting deep into his hedgerow. And Netflix is confusing the heck out of its customers as it ends its DVD-mailing service.
Luke and Andrew are shocked to learn that two of the Top Stories they covered this week were heard by the folks involved in the stories. They also listen to one of the most charming moments in recent broadcast history.
Andrew’s nightly puttering routine may be getting out of hand, and Luke has some issues with an overly complicated coffee machine. Plus, scientists recreate a Pink Floyd song by listening to human brainwaves. And a driverless car does the most driverless car thing ever.
Luke stumbled on the Sale Of The Century, and it’s helping him survive the sweltering heat. Plus, Pooper Trooper sued Scoop Troop, but then Scoop Troop changed its name to Swoop Scoop, and now everything is fine in the local dog poop industry.
Luke has a hornet problem and maybe a bear problem, too? Andrew has a problem with people parking in bus lanes. And listener Dani had a bat in her belfry, and now she needs shots.
Luke and Andrew review some reader-submitted “Rants and Raves” in the Seattle Times and try to figure out why a rich teenager in New York City has declared war on a fancy hotel. They also learn that Andy Rooney was apparently a huge fan of TBTL.
Luke’s new house is fully under construction this morning, but things are going well. Andrew has been spending a lot of time eating lunch on Aurora Avenue and offers TBTL listeners a much-too-detailed report. Plus, it looks like this driverless taxi thing is really happening in San Francisco.
Luke and Andrew have to call Genevieve at work to help them sort out a Jack Ryan vs Jack Reacher situation. Plus, the New York Times finally publishes the Venmo story Luke’s been waiting for, but the Gray Lady drops the ball on a story about “skiplagging.”
American broadcasters are uniting behind a baseball announcer who was unfairly suspended in Baltimore. Plus, TBTL Employee Numero Uno stops by for an update on the “I Saved TBTL Coins.”
Luke learns that a simple mop is the solution to many of life’s problems. Plus, a rudely-parked boat leads to a huge brawl and maybe even a cultural revolution.
Luke moved into his new, almost-unlivable house this weekend and has a lot of thoughts on a lot of things.
Luke is moving this weekend, and he’s made a new enemy in the process: packing tape. Plus, Andrew’s role has changed for tomorrow’s big summer party.
Luke and Andrew analyze the lyrics to a Moira Rose original work. They also do a little online shopping for Judy Tenuta t-shirts and listen to chef José Andrés describe his love for peeled strawberries. And Luke is now one tiny degree of separation from one of his internet heroes.
Luke and Andrew look back at the wonderful time they had at Saturday’s live show in Seattle, although they later realized the bidet-sized mistake they made on stage. They also mourn the loss of Paul Reubens, who died this week.
Luke and Andrew and their special guests gather with Tens of Listeners for the 4000th episode of TBTL, live at the Neptune Theater in Seattle!
Luke and Andrew attempt to rent a U-Haul truck and drive to Luke’s parent’s house to pick-up hundreds of TBTL lunchboxes before their big 4000th episode at the Neptune Theater.
Luke is obsessed with a weird TikTok song, and he is determined to make you obsessed with it, too. He and Andrew also open the ol’ P.O. Box to see what Tens of Listeners have sent to TBTL lately.
A stressed-out Andrew tells a tale of underwear and phone charging cables that is as regrettable as it is long. He and a sun-crisped Luke also discuss the life and fighting spirit of Sinead O’Conner, who passed away much too soon and much too misunderstood.
Luke and Andrew have important sartorial questions about their upcoming live show in Seattle. Plus, the New York Times tells the fascinating tale of a drug-loving dog walker who may (or may not) own a valuable painting.
Genevieve joins the show to offer real guidance to real listeners, just like her favorite advice columnists. Plus, Andrew remembers something stupid he might have said, and a listener takes umbrage with a patented TBTL Warm Take.
Luke just made a big life decision, then he locked himself out of his apartment with nothing but a box of Loaded Tater Tots. Plus, Andrew is confused by a scene from a 4-year old TV show, and for some reason he thinks it’s worth talking about on the podcast. And a listener offers insight into why people like Luke are suddenly paying more for Netflix.
Luke was starstruck yesterday when he met NBA star Damion Lillard during a Wait, Wait, Don’t Tell Me taping. And so was everyone else! Plus, a Canadian court rules that an emoji can be considered a legally binding contract agreement.
Luke had a revelation this morning when he went jogging through the woods with a group of friends. Andrew reveals his burgeoning “hoop dreams.” And the people who run NBC Universal in Los Angeles trimmed the trees outside their building, exposing striking writers and actors to the blazing hot sun while they picket.
Luke and Andrew debate the merits of a Barbieheimer day vs. an Oppenbarbie day, as two huge summer movies are released in tandem this weekend. Plus, everyone’s favorite California burger chain is forbidding its employees from wearing facemasks at work.
The airlines are trying to crack down on a practice known as “skiplagging,” and Luke and Andrew are trying to crack down on these dang airlines! They also discuss recent shenanigans at Miranda Lambert and Bryan Adams concerts and how the artists reacted to each.
Andrew learns that he was supposed to hang out with Luke this weekend when Luke doesn’t show up. We also get an important update about Santa Cruz’s most infamous sea otter. And listener Jen shares her grandmother’s foolproof way of protecting children against errant baseballs.
Luke’s mission to get his “brush hogged” has hit a snag, Hollywood’s actors go on strike, and a tiny dotted line that appears for a split second in the new Barbie movie has serious geopolitical implications.
Andrew tries to stage a tepid mutiny of the podcast. Luke learns first-hand that his favorite punter has gotten swole. And new e-waste regulations are standing in the way of people who want to recreate their favorite scene from Office Space.
Luke’s warnings about kids getting hit by baseballs during the Home Run Derby turn out to be accurate, much to Andrew’s chagrin. Plus, wildlife authorities are trying to capture a surfing sea otter accused of hijacking surfboards in Santa Cruz.
Luke had a wild experience last night MCing a record-breaking drag show, even though he has some major regrets about his sartorial choices. And Andrew’s been enjoying his MLB All Star activities, although he’s unsurprisingly focussed mostly on the mascots.
Luke and Andrew are back at it after last week’s TBTL-a-Thon! They discuss how the ‘thon went, and they review the very specific rules Luke must follow when taking part in an event aimed at breaking a Guinness World Record tonight. PLUS! They get a very intriguing voicemail from a listener with a personal connection to one of Luke’s most embarrassing moments.
The final day of the TBTL-a-Thon is a family affair, with Genevieve checking in on the “Mom Mic” and Luke trying to keep his parents from getting a divorce.
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Luke’s mom pops into the basement to see how the TBTL-a-Thon is going and to tell Luke and Andrew about her adventures at the dentist’s office yesterday. Plus, Luke finds a new social media app to fill the Twitter-shaped hole in his life.
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Day three of the TBTL-a-Thon finds the gang back in Luke’s mom’s basement. Last night’s holiday exploits might have accidentally produced the first official TBTL spin-off podcast with Luke’s mom and Andrew’s girlfriend. And we hear what it sounds like when orangutans beatbox.
TBTL-a-Thon Day 2 finds Luke, Andrew and Jon back in the basement, where Luke’s mom pops-in to share stories of negotiating and airport travel, proving that the apple truly does not fall far from the proverbial tree. They also debate the legitimacy of Readers’ Digests’ “best snack in every state” list.
Luke, Andrew and Jon huddle in the basement of Luke’s parents’ house on their first day as newly independent podcasters to kick-off this year’s TBTL-a-Thon! They discuss their adventures at a regional culinary institution and how Andrew is letting their rental car change who he is fundamentally.
Luke and Andrew have a big announcement about their fledgling podcasting business on the eve of TBTL independence. They also kick-off next week’s TBTL-a-Thon a little early with news about this year’s thank-you gifts (and how you can get them)!
Luke and Andrew announce the plans for next week’s TBTL Zoom meetup and how you can participate. Also, Andrew learns a little more about the person who texted him a photo of expensive wine. And Bed, Bath and Beyond will live to see another day…sort of?
Andrew has a very important - albeit uninteresting - update about your TBTL podcast feed! And Luke spends today’s show trying to get his new record player to work.
Andrew spent yesterday rescuing the new TBTL website from the maws of DNS hell, with a lot of help from his new best friend. Plus, it looks like Wheel of Fortune has a new host lined up, but you’ll have to listen to today’s episode to find out if it’s Ryan Seacrest.
Luke and Andrew learn that one of their favorite pieces of audio might not be all that it seems. But does that mean they don’t like it anymore?
Luke is dying of embarrassment over something he wrote and can’t take back. However, he is delighted over some archive tape he found of Martin Short teasing David Letterman.
Andrew had the strangest experience trying to buy a computer on Aurora Avenue yesterday. And Luke learns that the hottest steakhouse in Brazil is…Outback Steakhouse?
Luke is having a heck of a time trying to get Helen, Sandy and Jeannie ship a truckload of TBTL supplies to his parents house. He also had a heck of a time at the car dealership yesterday.
Luke and Andrew each bought special doohickeys this week to help them reclaim their analogue pasts. Plus, Megan Markle’s dalliance with podcasting might have been even less authentic than we thought.
Andrew has important work emails to send, but is worried about sending them on a holiday. Luke had a wonderful Father’s Day during which he tried so damn hard not to cry.
Luke finally watched My Dinner with Andre last night and offers his long-overdue film review. He also recaps the horrible feeling of almost losing his cat, Bubbles, the other day.
Luke has a quibble with the organizers of an event he’s MCing, and he worries that his complaint makes him unlovable. Andrew has a quibble with the way Seattle measures his water usage, and he worries that his complaint makes the show unlistenable.
Andrew has a story that isn’t so much about toilets, but about the human condition, and how people can change. But it’s also about toilets. Plus, beleaguered Oakland A’s fans stage a “reverse boycott” that is both uplifting and saddening.
Luke and Andrew announce the details for the upcoming 4000th episode, even though they were apparently the last to know that tickets are already on sale. They also watch an old episode of Super Password in honor of Pat Sajak retiring from Wheel of Fortune.
Luke and Andrew discuss laundry baskets, beer koozies, and public radio promotion schedules. That’s it. That’s the show.
The new movie about Flamin’ Hot Cheetos is getting some good reviews. The problem is, it’s all based on lies.
A lawyer is in trouble for using ChatGPT to create legal documents that were filled with made-up facts, and the US Supreme Court is siding with Jack Daniels in a case over a poop-themed dog toy.
Luke’s mom was really cutting it up on the family text chain today. Luke and Andrew also discuss a fascinating (14-page!) story about the past, present and possible future of the Guinness Book of World Records.
Photo of Guinness Book of World Records by goodfriendo, licensed under CreativeCommons.
Luke and Andrew weigh-in on Apple’s latest doohickey, which the company unveiled this week. Plus, listeners provide some amazing info on the foul ball Luke grabbed in the Kingdome as a youth.
When a New York Times reporter sits down to interview Luke and Andrew’s favorite comedian Tim Robinson, things go about as smoothly as you’d expect. (Which is to say, not smoothly at all. But it’s super interesting!)
Genevieve joins the show to discuss her love of advice columns and to judge some recent submissions to Ask Amy and Miss Manners. She also talks about her long-forgotten novel and why she eventually cut Andrew’s character out of it.
Luke is baffled and incensed over an airport gift shop rule. Andrew is wrestling with a new editorial policy. And a listener helps find a special, U2-related moment in the TBTL archives.
Andrew does exactly what all his years of cybersecurity training have taught him not to do. Plus, Netflix has officially started cracking-down on password sharing.
Andrew heard some of the most compelling radio of his life yesterday, it just happened to be during a Mariners Broadcast. And Luke reports on his boat-towing journey across Washington.
Luke is nervous about his plans to tow his boat across the state today behind a big U-Haul truck.
Luke and Andrew discuss their plans to broadcast the upcoming TBTL-a-Thon from Luke’s mom’s basement. They also review a list of America’s “Most Trusted Brands.” And Andrew wants everyone to know that he cleaned his garbage bin yesterday. With a hose.
Luke and Andrew try very hard to talk about the upcoming plans for the TBTL-a-Thon, but boy do they get distracted easily. But the important thing is that you mark your calendars for the 4000th episode, live in Seattle, on Saturday, July 29th. Also, Ron Disantis’ own announcement yesterday went even worse than his most vitriolic rivals could have possibly hoped.
Photo from the Cleveland International Air Show 2018 by Erik Drost
A young woman found a couch on the street and documented her process of rehabbing it on Tiktok. Then the criticism started pouring in…including some finger-wagging from NPR. Plus, Andrew learns something very personal about a struggling baseball player, and Luke stumbles on a familiar sound in his Airbnb.
The joke at the beginning of today’s show comes to us from Madison Sinclair on TikTok.
Luke is staying at the Airbnb of his dreams…but also his nightmares? Literally? He and Andrew also discuss some truly shady behavior by Frontier Airlines, and a company handing out free TVs that advertise to you 24/7.
Luke and Andrew discuss the gentle art of telling someone they accidentally used an offensive word. Also, Disney’s Star Wars hotel is officially closing barely a year after launch, and the Supreme Court sides with a photographer who’s photo of Prince was altered by Andy Warhol.
Luke had a major freakout yesterday, and it involved his friend Andrew. They also discuss the “Boot Girls” of Atlanta and Taco Bell’s attempt to wrench the term “Taco Tuesday” from the legal grips of its competitor.
Luke is surprised to learn on-air that one of his television stories has been misappropriated and shared on TikTok. Plus, a woman is reunited with a diamond ring she lost 13 years ago, but sadly, no ninja turtles were involved in the rescue.
Molly and Sanden from the hit kid’s podcast Brains On! join the show to see if TBTL’s youngest listeners can stump them with their questions about the universe.
Luke has become a legitimate hockey fan, and it doesn’t have anything to do with gambling. He and Andrew also discuss a man who claims he’s living under water for “science.”
Ford and other car companies say they are going to stop putting AM radios in their vehicles. That doesn’t bode well for Andrew’s listening habits. And a listener needs some yard sign advice.
Andrew did something regrettable to his landscaping yesterday. Luke is impressed with a man who cleans compost toilets for a living and hates the work as much as we would. And a Seattle pizza institution is going to start using flying drones to deliver orders.
Luke and Andrew dig into the fake, A.I.-generated mini-episode of TBTL that was created by listener Seth. They also get updates on Luke’s missing UPS package, the child who appears in John Mulaney’s comedy special, and Dennis Franz’s derriere.
Luke is mesmerized by the beauty of New England but frustrated by its labyrinthian roads. Andrew revisits the great Cleveland balloon disaster of 1986. And a listener creates a mini-episode of TBTL using artificial intelligence.
(Image of 1.4 million balloons being released into the sky over Cleveland in 1986 from the mini YouTube doc BalloonFest '86: The Fundraiser that Ended in Disaster by TSD Talks.)
Luke considers employing artificial intelligence to handle his 11,000 unread emails. He and Andrew also discuss Beau is Afraid and the Best Kiss winner from the MTV movie awards.
Luke is spending his birthday delighting in old Macho Man Randy Savage interviews. Plus, New Jersey’s big pasta mystery is basically solved, although Andrew still has some questions (of course.)
Residents of a New Jersey town want to know who dumped huge amounts of spaghetti in the woods next to a stream. Plus, the Funeral Directors of America have an important message for Luke.
Andrew quizzes Luke on obscure words for even more obscure emotions. They also discuss lawn care, Seattle radio luminaries of the 1990s, and whether or not Luke should place any bets at a Kentucky Derby party he’s attending this weekend.
A filmmaker pieced together Frank Ocean’s entire mysterious Coachella performance using nothing but found footage…then he was ordered to take it off the internet. And Andrew can’t seem to have anything but awkward interactions with his very nice neighbor.
Luke and Andrew reminisce about the vacuum cleaners of their youths, and they explore all the eerie urban legends that surround the Denver airport.
Luke climbed a 300 foot tree this weekend and now truly understands “the fear.” Plus, Andrew’s own worst fear comes to life when he wears a Baltimore Orioles hat out in public, even though he doesn’t know anything about the team.
Luke and Andrew’s boss, Beth, joins the show to try to get Luke to complete his dang cybersecurity training and to let us know if APM will be able to survive without TBTL.
Luke became a huge hockey fan overnight (with a little help from DraftKings.) A listener blows Andrew’s mind with some TV trivia that slipped right past him. And Dateline NBC just hit the big time!
A lifehack on Reddit actually helps Luke cut through a phone tree and reach a human being as he tries to deal with a huge company’s customer service robots. Plus, a fake Tom Brady stand-up special created with A.I. is pulled from the internet, and today is the last day to use your Bed, Bath and Beyond coupons!
Matthew Perry says he regrets insulting Keanu Reeves in his memoir, which leads Luke and Andrew to explore one of Perry’s less celebrated roles in a sleeper Christopher Guest film. Also, Luke is beyond furious at UPS right now.
Ed Sheeran is facing a lawsuit claiming that one of his songs sounds too much like Marvin Gaye’s “Let’s Get It On.” Luke and Andrew listen to the tape and of course offer a definitive ruling.
TBTL Friendo Paula Poundstone joins the show to talk about how she ended up in Alan Rickman’s diary…and not necessarily in a good way. Luke and Andrew also spend way too much time talking about the basketball skills of Shaquille O’Neal’s mom in a new segment they’re calling “Outside The NBA.”
Residents in Tampa are wowed by a strange vision in the sky that some reported was a UFO. It wasn’t. Plus, Luke and Andrew have a new favorite audio exclamation point.
Andrew is tempted to start clearing weeds along the busy, litter-strewn streets of his neighborhood. Plus, the French monks famous for making Chartreuse have decided to focus more on monking than making liquor, and now there’s a global shortage of the stuff.
Luke and Andrew analyze some strange audio they found on TikTok yesterday. Plus, a lost wallet leads to an amazing discovery at Luke’s nearest Home Depot. And the 7-foot Dairy Queen spoon that went missing has now been found!
Andrew is very impressed with the A.I. version of Luke’s voice that someone made. They also discuss the decision to change “HBO Max” to a service simply called “Max”. And a listener tries their hand at guessing Andrew’s new washing machine song.
Luke and Andrew have a big (fun, exciting, scary) announcement about TBTL!
Luke has a close(ish) call with internet shaming. Andrew’s memory of a very old stand-up bit is confirmed by a listener who went digging deep. And Tupperware is in serious financial trouble, and it didn’t have to be this way!
Andrew thinks his new washing machine might be a reincarnated musician, and Luke has an bizarrely impossible experience trying to order two martinis and a root beer at a local watering hole.
Andrew is excited about his brand new washer and dryer, but he does not want to marry them, for what it’s worth. Plus, mysterious UberEats deliveries around Los Angeles are confusing residents and highlighting the different ways rich and poor neighborhoods react to things.
Turns out, the new Starbucks olive oil coffee may make you run to the bathroom, something that Luke and Andrew already assumed. Plus, the new Super Mario Brothers movie is getting terrible reviews but is an absolute box office boon, which makes Luke worry about the future of film.
Luke discovers something interesting in the voices of morning radio hosts. Andrew tries to remember a joke from the past. And Elon Musk continues to ruin Twitter, society.
Luke explains Good Will Hunting to Andrew, who was in the dark on some pretty basic info about the film. They also discuss the new rules in Major League Baseball and how it’s affecting their fandom.
Andrew learns that the people beating him at his new Xbox video game are young children. Luke recounts the time an online poker game almost led to fisticuffs. And a longtime TBTL listener has a request regarding the way we talk about older people.
Andrew accidentally stumbled onto some great Harry Truman trivia when he picked a free murder mystery novel in his neighborhood. And a listener wants to know where the phrase “you bleed for me!” came from. Luke sheepishly explains.
Andrew is struggling with a moral dilemma over his favorite word game. Luke met a chinchilla named Mr. Bean. And the folks at Saturday Night Live pull off an April Fools’ Day prank that even TBTL can love.
Luke’s adventures at Guitar Center this morning were very…Guitar Center-y. He and Andrew also discuss the ups and downs of Gwenneth Paltrow’s recent court case.
Luke’s ability to podcast has been hobbled after a piece of his audio equipment went missing at TSA yesterday. And Andrew’s neighbors have an honest-to-gosh Garbage Mystery on their hands!
Luke swings by Andrew’s studio to play the old “is it candy or is it gum?” game. They also discuss Luke’s ill-advised karaoke choices last night and Andrew’s plans to attend something called a “Diamond Derby”?
Luke spent the day wearing a Spanx shirt, and he thinks it’s affecting his podcasting performance. He joins Andrew in Seattle to talk about huge hotel chains ditching housekeeping services and trying to sell it as a bonus for their guests.
Luke and Andrew use today’s show to reinvent the podcasting format as only they and/or the British Bulldogs know how. They also check-in on the ol’ TBTL voicemail line, where Tens of listeners have shared stories of near nudity, fake voices and corned beef hash.
Luke encountered a smell yesterday that he likens to “the sulfurs of hell”, and now he needs some advice.
Luke has a Pants Update™, and he found some really cool archived audio he wants to share.
Luke overheard the most charming conversation over an Italian dinner last night. He and Andrew also get personal and compare their tax portals. And listeners inspired by Monday's coffin-talk share their own stories of cremation and burial-gone-wrong.
Luke finds himself in a literal nightmare scenario when he gets locked out of his hotel room wearing next to nothing.
Luke is still in Southern California, where he is passing on an opportunity to broadcast from inside a casket. And Andrew is upsetting Alicia Keys fans with Instagram polls about Katy Perry.
Luke is stuck in the place next to The Happiest Place On Earth, and he doesn’t know if he’ll ever be able to leave.
Luke joins the show from Anaheim, in a hotel filled with stressed-out parents trying to make their children’s Disneyland dreams come true. He and Andrew also have updates on missing dogs, notes left on cars, tattoos on lips, and the shirt Luke was trying to return to an online retailer.
A lawsuit over “boneless chicken wings” leads Andrew to take an unusually strong stance in defense of city council meetings.
Luke finally had the chance to meet The Most Interesting Neighbor In The World. He also stumbled on some characters from TikTok whom he’s now obsessed with…and you will be, too!
A controversial Wordle answer over the weekend leads to a surprisingly in-depth conversation about the ‘80s sitcom Family Ties. Plus, the Academy really did the Oscars right last night.
A scared dog is loose in Andrew’s neighborhood, and he and Luke want to help get her back to her family. Plus, Americans are shocked - SHOCKED - by something the Bidens did at dinner last week.
Andrew finally comes clean about a shameful secret he’s been carrying around for weeks. He and Luke also compare and contrast their college bathroom experiences.
Luke and Andrew are fascinated to realize that Luke’s recent experience with a customer service representative might have actually been a conversation with an A.I. chatbot. [unicorn mind explosion emoji!] Plus, Luke is not happy about an accusation regarding his choice of hotel during a work trip.
The New York Times says many people don’t want to date men with podcasts. Luke and Andrew have a podcast. Plus, a new Girl Scout cookie is selling at ludicrous prices on the secondary market.
Luke and Andrew finally discuss the Top Stories that they promised last week, from “whisky fungus” in Tennessee to temporary tattoos that aren’t so temporary. Plus, how do you celebrate a cat’s birthday?
Luke’s attempts to dress up like a shepherd hit a snag. He also has some regrets about the note that he left on the windshield of a Ford something-or-other earlier this week.
The person who returned Lady Gaga’s stolen dogs says the singer isn’t respecting the “no questions asked” part of the reward agreement. Plus, Luke and Andrew break down the lyrics to Huey Lewis’ “The Power of Love” in order to find deeper meaning in the song.
Luke and Andrew stumble on an honest-to-gosh mystery outside Luke’s apartment window. So they do what any good podcasters do: They get involved.
Woody Harrelson dropped an anti-vax joke during his SNL monologue, but his views seem more complicated, overall. Plus, Howard Schultz is adding olive oil to some Starbucks drinks. Could this really just be the whim of a coffee aficionado?
After a nice weekend at an Oregon cabin, Luke has some lingering frustrations about the state of AirBNB rules. Meanwhile, Andrew considers a four-day darkness retreat after an embarrassing night in his rumpus room.
A heavy snowstorm almost prevented Luke from getting to New York, but he did get to spend a lot of quality time on the tarmac!
Luke trolls Andrew hard over Wordle and tries to ruin his Wordle-based relationships. Plus, Luke has some mail drama in his apartment building.
Luke and Andrew agonize over part of yesterday’s show that hit the cutting room floor. Plus, United Airlines is going to start allowing parents to sit by their children without paying extra fees, and a proposed law would prohibit dogs from sticking their heads out car windows!
Andrew is on a ridiculous mission involving his favorite podcast and his relationship with it. Plus, liquor board officials in Oregon have been grifting the public out of the most sought-after bottles of whiskey.
Luke and Andrew dig into the history of Presidents’ Day with a little help from the New York Times.
The federal government is trying to crack down on “funny” road safety signs, like the one in New Jersey that says, “We’ll be blunt. Don’t drive high.”
Luke and Andrew discover that they were BOTH coincidentally at roller rinks last night, although Andrew was more focused on a Simpsons arcade game than roller skating. Plus, a donut shop owner in Conway, New Hampshire, is fighting with the town over his new mural, which may actually be a sign, not a mural (but he insists it’s a mural.)
Luke’s got a gripe about the folks using the free coffee machine in his building, and he’s got a new rule for jewelry shops. Plus, data shows that someone crashes their car into a 7-11 store about once a day. That seems like a lot.
The TBTL Hive Mind jumps in to correct the record on a mis-identified audio drop featuring Kristen Schaal, making at least one listener very nervous. Plus, Burger King’s newish jingle is the Song Of The Winter.
Luke enjoyed a wonderful Super Bowl Sunday, thanks to some bonkers bets that panned out for him. He and Andrew also look at the best and worst commercials that aired during the game. And a listener blows their dang minds with a gentle correction about a favorite audio drop.
A $150 cup of coffee has Luke reconsidering his relationship with the beverage. Andrew is waiting to see if the local sports station will read his text on the air. And Luke found himself in a “Pay It Backwards” situation recently in a Starbucks drive-thru.
Joe Biden used an idiom during his State of the Union speech that has left a lot of people confused. Turns out, he’s been using it for years, and NPR is on the case. Plus, Luke and Andrew go down a sandwich memory lane.
Andrew tries to help Luke decide what to do with his accidental collection of casino chips. Plus, LeBron James broke a historic record last night, which unearthed some fond basketball memories for Luke.
Luke clears up some details regarding yesterday’s water rescue story. Meanwhile, Andrew is hot under the collar about a new policy at AMC theaters.
The comedian at the beginning of today’s show is Brooks Wheelan.
Luke received a very surprising and pretty upsetting letter from his neighbor over the weekend. He and Andrew also found themselves protected from a menace by a hero bartender in Portland on Friday. And the Goonies house is in the news again?!
Luke’s cat is fulfilling a secret New Years resolution, and Andrew had a realization about TBTL while listening to the AM radio yesterday. Plus, Netflix’s plans to crack down on password sharing are starting to take shape.
Luke tells a fascinating coming-of-age story from his past that Andrew might be a little too interested in. They also discuss a new, in-depth article about Taco Time, the fast food restaurant that presents a great divide in the Pacific Northwest.
Taco Time photo by Dolan Halbrook, licensed under Creative Commons.
Luke and Andrew look back at the plethora of stars who tried out for roles on The Office, and they learn an important lesson about creative feedback. Plus, a tech bro is spending two million dollars a year to reverse the aging process, and comedian Nate Bargetzie is experiencing the aging process similarly to Luke.
Luke does his best to corrupt a minor while placing bets at a basketball game. Andrew can’t tell the difference between Bill Hader, Will Forte, and Jason Sudeikis. And a Seattle band says they got fired from a gig at an Amazon-owned arena after singing lyrics that made fun of Jeff Bezos.
Instagram removed one of Luke’s photos, and he thinks the Illuminati is involved. Andrew learns that “The Chocolate Cough” isn’t a universal phenomenon. And neighbors in Astoria, WA, are dealing with some major Goonies-related drama.
Luke’s trip to San Francisco was bonkers, and Andrew’s latest experiment with internet stalking pays off. Plus, they finally talk about this week’s Trader Joe’s news, then immediately regret it.
Luke has a close call at the barber shop, and Andrew tries to complete an important task during the show. They also spend some time offering long-overdue praise for Google Maps.
Luke helps Andrew with a home improvement conundrum. Plus, a high school journalist in Massachusetts breaks the story that her school’s lights can’t be turned off and have been burning non-stop for years.
The M&Ms marketing team claims it’s getting rid of it’s cartoon spokescandies and replacing them with Maya Rudolf, which sounds good, but Andrew’s irritated by the whole thing. Plus ,a garbage truck knocked over Luke’s anchor! (Also, Luke has an anchor.)
Luke finished watching the second season of The White Lotus, so he and Andrew compare notes (with plenty of spoiler alerts, don’t worry.) Plus, the expensive Star Wars hotel may have overestimated the public’s desire to pay $5000 to sleep on a fake spaceship.
Andrew visited his Eagles club yesterday to try to clean something that he’s dubbed “Murder Stain,” and Luke has $30 worth of pull tabs with bad advice and bad jokes he’d like to share.
Luke just realized that two characters in two different TV shows are played by the same actor, and it’s blowing his mind. Plus, pizza boxes haven’t changed since the 1960s, and one pizza advocate thinks they should.
Luke made an unannounced appearance on his neighbor’s porch yesterday, but don’t worry, he also acted totally weird.
An advertisement in Andrew’s copy of Reader’s Digest has Luke on a tear about “hater” culture. Plus, Pepsi is ditching Sierra Mist after 25 years, and Mark Duplass is following in TBTL’s footsteps with a new doc about the mystery of Larrimah, Australia.
Luke and Andrew accidentally play an inappropriate game based on popular t-shirts from the 1990s.
Luke is in Las Vegas, where he’s experiencing a much different visit than the time he came here with Andrew. They also take a look at a lawsuit over a movie trailer that featured Ana de Armas, even though she didn’t appear in the actual film.
Luke solves a stain-related mystery, Andrew learns about a curious Frenchman who used to live in his neighborhood, and a writer for the New York Times is absolutely baffled by James Cameron’s frame-rate choices in the new Avatar movie.
Luke is freaked out by a TV commercial that seems to be aimed directly at Andrew, and he’s puzzled by a local heating and cooling commercial set in space. Plus, new changes to bowling alley technology seem to make the sport less fun.
Luke and Andrew celebrate the Seahawks’ unlikely entry into the postseason with wildly optimistic predictions for the future.
Luke’s adventures at the gym this morning lead him and Andrew down a memory lane lined with the Croakie Straps and Vaurnet t-shirts of their youth. They also discuss the end of Funky Winkerbean, a comic strip close to Andrew’s heart.
Luke and Andrew are both back from their travels with many stories (and reviews of ill-gotten BBC TV shows) to share.
Luke and Andrew continue their journey through the chart-topping pop songs of yesterday and today in the final installment of the 2022 (or 2023?) TBTL Winter Games!
Listener Flash challenges Luke and Andrew with a Top 40 quiz that takes the boys through several decades (and a couple of Avatar movies.)
Luke and Andrew try to get inside the mind of one of America’s greatest filmmakers: Troy McClure.
A dismissive comment by Luke inspires one listener to create a TBTL Winter Game that convinces Luke and Andrew that there’s more to the Real Housewives than meets the untrained eye.
Luke and Andrew try to further discredit the reputation of family therapist Dr. Kirk Honda by inviting him back onto TBTL. Kirk quizzes Luke and Andrew with some psychiatric true or false questions, and Luke tries to figure out how to win couples therapy.
Luke has a pile of quotes in front of him, and Andrew has to guess which ones originated from Elon Musk and which ones originated from Montgomery Burns.
Luke and Andrew share their strangest memories of Palm Springs as Luke embarks on a vacation to the desert hot spot. They also tackle a video game music quiz created by some of TBTL’s sharpest young listeners.
Cartoonist and longtime TBTL Friendo Megan Kelso joins the show to quiz Luke on the newspaper funny pages of the 1980s. Megan’s new book is Who Will Make The Pancakes?
Andrew realizes that a joke from his youth doesn’t make any sense at all. He and Luke also accept a Marvel Comics related challenge from their colleague (and boss?), Jon.
Luke and Andrew try to guess movie titles based solely on the films’ taglines as they kick off the 2022 TBTL Winter Games!
Luke and Andrew open up Ye New PO Box to find a treasure trove of holiday gifts and cards from the Tens! Plus, Luke traversed many miles of bad weather today to get to Seattle, but the biggest challenge was Andrew’s ice rink of a road.
Luke is worried that bad weather is going to ruin ALL of his holiday plans, and Andrew has noodles for brains after (finally) getting his booster yesterday. Plus, who’s fault is it that a lying liar lied his way into congress?
A woman is $175,000 richer after grabbing a gift from a White Elephant holiday party. Meanwhile, Andrew is worried about a letter he received from the county today.
Luke is going into full CHRISTMAS MADNESS mode like that guy from the Terminator sequel who has liquid metal arms and stuff. Wait, is that guy the Terminator himself? Or is Arnold Schwarzenegger the real Terminator and this is some other Terminator? And why is Sarah Conner in the hospital again? We’ll discuss all of this and more on today’s episode of TBTL!
Luke found himself in an awkward situation this weekend, and Andrew asks too many questions about it. Plus, the youngest congressman in D.C. can’t afford an apartment in the capital. And Elon Musk supposedly puts his future with Twitter in our hands.
Luke didn’t have the opportunity to watch last night’s Seahawks game, which is a good thing. Could this change his relationship with sports forever? Plus, Bubbles The Cat has a new weapon in her nuclear arsenal.
Luke had a very productive morning, which included leaving his house before noon. Andrew is worried he’s losing his marbles after a conversation with Genevieve about Tupperware. And former Washington State football coach Mike Leach leaves behind a complicated legacy.
Luke and Andrew celebrate the classic Royal Crown purple bag and all its hidden mysteries. Meanwhile, New Zealand has a bold new plan to end smoking in the country.
Luke and Andrew take a quiz to test their Gen Z Office Culture Knowledge.
Luke and Andrew try to remember where they were during some of the biggest news stories of the 1980s, including Geraldo Rivera’s opening of Al Capone's supposed “vault” and David Copperfield’s Statue Of Liberty shenanigans.
Andrew has some questions for Luke, but he’s weirdly nervous to ask them. Meanwhile, Luke is in Yonkers, where he’s trying to fit an Instagram-shaped peg into a Twitter-shaped hole.
Luke again joins the show from Columbus, Ohio, which he’s still trying to turn into the largest city in America through the power of podcasting. He and Andrew announce the details for a TBTL holiday party next week! And they discuss the Big Hat Trend.
You can sign-up for next Friday’s TBTL Holiday Party (via Zoom) here!
A trip to the Columbus airport inspires Luke to quiz Andrew on musical acts from Ohio.
Luke and Andrew compare the smells of their grandparents’ houses, as you do when you’re approaching your 4000th podcast episode. Plus, TikTok’s “Liver King” has an apology for us, but Andrew’s not accepting it.
Listeners have questions, and we have…well, maybe not “answers”, per say. But we try. Plus, Steve “The StuBot” Neuman joins the show to explain Point Break references to Andrew.
Luke records the show from his sick bed after catching a bug. Now he wants to do the show from bed all the time. Meanwhile, don’t worry, Drew Brees didn’t get struck by lightning.
Andrew’s latest house repair dilemma has left him feeling like an idiot, but he is excited to see that one of his favorite corn chips is back on the market. Plus, Luke’s attempts to turn Instagram into the new Twitter aren’t going super hot.
Luke’s in the middle of a challenging video shoot, and his canine costar isn’t making things any easier. He and Andrew (and Genevieve) also say goodbye to Clarence “The Quarterback Is Toast” Gilyard, Jr.
TBTL Friendo and Family-o Genevieve Haas joins the show to tell Andrew the story of True Lies and other action films he somehow missed.
Andrew had a big family breakthrough today, although he almost slept through it. Plus, a doctor saved not one but two lives while running in a recent marathon.
Luke and Andrew recap their Thanksgiving adventures! Andrew stayed up so late that he overslept this morning, and Luke may have fallen victim to exactly what he was trying to avoid.
Luke and Andrew review a list of “ways to become a Thanksgiving hero,” which Andrew has some issues with.
A story about a GI Joe toy leads Luke to confess to one of his lesser-known childhood sins. He’s also bummed about two things: his Thanksgiving plans have fallen apart, and a popular new Netflix series doesn’t mention him once.
Luke came home to an eviction notice in his apartment after spending ten days on the road. That’s not super great. Plus, the New York Times offers an amusing look at English soccer fans trying to get drunk enough to watch World Cup soccer in Qatar.
Luke said goodbye to Twitter this weekend, but then he said hello to an august organization known as the Fraternal Order Of Eagles.
Luke joins Andrew in Seattle to discuss last night’s big Live Wire event, whether or not Larry David can be sued for making a crypto commercial, and whether or not they’d like to live in Sam Walton’s old office.
Andrew and Luke have been acquainting themselves with the genre of Hallmark Christmas Movies in their own ways. Plus, Luke is looking for a drummer, and Andrew is looking for an associate producer credit.
Luke and Andrew invent a new candy that the world is not ready for. They also discuss the bizarre “space plane” that’s apparently been flying around the globe the past couple of years. And Luke shares his underwear adventures in NYC, whether you want to hear about them or not.
Andrew made a dumb joke about the Rockford Files that ended up being true, and it’s absolutely blowing his mind. Plus, Luke wonders if his phone is spying on him in New York City, and a listener has a secret key that she wants to bestow on a coworker, but doesn’t know how.
Luke has been loving and then hating the fact that his favorite kind of food truck is parked right outside his hotel in New York City. Plus, a famous chicken fingers restaurant chain just learned that it’s not allowed to sell chicken fingers at its new location. That’s a problem.
Luke has plans to update Andrew’s image. They include a shaved head and a leather apron. Plus, it looks like Larry David was accidentally right about cryptocurrency in his sarcastic Super Bowl commercial.
Luke had more adventures with marijuana-infused cooking yesterday, this time in New York City, where he may have had a run-in with the mafia. Plus, Colts owner Jim Irsay apparently fashions himself a musician, although he might want to reconsider.
Luke ran into some very smelly issues on his flight to New York last night. And Andrew Walsh has a list of Sylvester Stallone’s top movie roles…but it’s not our Andrew Walsh.
Luke and Andrew discuss polling places, dune buggies, Iron Maiden’s airplane, Iron Maiden’s lead singer (who flies the airplane), and whether or not the Powerball results will rip their friend group apart.
Luke is obsessed with a clip of Billy Corgan eating chips (and dip?) on stage during a drum solo. He also just realized that he accidentally spread some very false information about Julia Roberts on multiple radio shows last week.
Luke’s plans to buy concert tickets were interrupted by a $1800 price tag, and that just ain’t right. Plus, it looks like a permanent switch to Daylight Saving Time is off the table.
Kitten talk is back! Luke had to take Bubbles to the vet today for her big spaying operation, and Andrew had quite the scare with Bingo last night. Plus, a deadly snake has gone missing from Missouri’s “Venom Fest,” and that can’t be good, right?
Luke got super high on weed for a CBS News feature yesterday. It was…interesting. Also, unrelatedly, Andrew wants to know where all the Reese’s Pieces have disappeared to.
Luke is gearing up for his big day of eating weed-infused food for a CBS feature. Andrew is surprised he can’t find more information online about an apparently obscure author. And the internet wasn’t lying: Martin Luther King, Jr. really paid the hospital bill when Julia Roberts was born.
Andrew’s weekend was tinged by credit card drama, and Luke is feeling slightly better about the future after reading an in-depth analysis of climate change realities. Also, Luke wanted to name this episode “Their Phones Are Their Money”, which is also a good title.
Andrew’s phone is making purchases without his permission, and Luke is trying to figure out his next move now that Elon Musk has taken the reins at Twitter.
Luke and Andrew listen to an amazing country song by TBTL listener Joey that’s based on something they said on the show. They also discuss an update in the Great Walleye Contest Cheating Scandal Of 2022.
Luke is having a hard time navigating the post-pandemic economy, and Andrew is considering getting himself a “sniffing rag.” Plus, the NFL says that referees weren’t actually asking a star football player for an autograph after a video leak, but the new explanation doesn’t seem much better.
Luke and Andrew celebrate the life and smiles of Leslie Jordan, who died this week, leaving many, many heartbroken fans behind. Plus, Andrew’s afraid to go to the vet today, and he’s not even the one getting examined.
Andrew has a lot of questions for Luke about Seattle-area pizza shops and billboards. They also discuss the shrinking size of Halloween candy and the underappreciation of Whoppers and Violet Crumble.
Luke joins the show from beautiful Skamania, luckily still in one piece after a run-in with a very angry, very large man on the way there.
Andrew shares an old mixtape he made which was inspired by Whitney Houston’s best song, and Luke clears some things up regarding Christopher Meloni, Elias Koteas, and Blake Shelton.
James Corden is getting roasted on the internet, and Luke is eating it up, although he does have to suspend his disbelief a bit. Luke also devoted 7 hours of his life to a TV show last night, and he wants them back.
Luke and Andrew reflect back on an incredible year for the Seattle Mariners after a particularly painful ALDS series. Plus, how ‘bout them Seahawks, eh?
Luke and Andrew discuss some country music lyrics and weigh-in on how they make them feel. It’s more interesting than it sounds. Plus, Major League Baseball finally owns the rights to the website twins.com after years and years of (pretty funny) legal wrangling.
Andrew welcomed a new kitten into his family this weekend, but he has strict rules about talking about it. Plus, a Defector journalist tests a FOX News reporters claims that he ordered “$28 worth of Taco Bell.”
Luke pays tribute to Milwaukee’s Mike Schank, who was featured in one of Luke’s favorite documentaries and sadly passed away this week. Plus, Andrew explains why he never made it in the big leagues and why he doesn’t really like sports movies.
Luke and Andrew spend some time comparing their church-going experiences as kids. Plus we have an update on the cheating fisherman scandal!
Andrew’s personal shopper, Genevieve Haas, jumps on the show to clear a few things up about a recent family purchase. Plus, a listener in Denver makes a STRONG case for his favorite NBA mascot, Rocky.
Luke and Andrew are still recovering from one of the wildest days in their sports-lovin’ lives. They also investigate a potential scandal tainting Fat Bear Week, and they look at the high flying salaries of sports mascots.
Luke and Andrew visit the ol’ TBTL P.O. Box to see what awaits inside! Plus, the coyotes in Andrew’s neighborhood are creating a division between neighbors.
Andrew is way, way, way too geared up for today’s Mariners playoff game and had stress dreams about where to watch it. Meanwhile, players in a big chess championship now have to have their butts scanned because of a cheating scandal.
Luke and Andrew discuss midwestern humorists much more than they expected to today. Plus, it’s looking more and more likely that Elon Musk will, indeed, buy Twitter, and Luke is emotionally preparing for that.
Andrew has some strong opinions on grocery stores, Ziploc bags, and Tapatio vs Cholula sauce. Luke has some strong opinions about Bobby Wagner tackling a protester during a football game. And listener Laura has a hilarious story about an imposter syndrome workshop.
The most interesting sports story of the weekend took place at a Walleye fishing competition in Ohio. Plus, Andrew’s neighborhood has a new visitor that some folks are concerned about.
Andrew adopted a new kitten this weekend, and Luke is already working on a screenplay about it. Plus, a Seattle Seahawk had a very public display of bathroom urgency on Sunday, and a listener goes above and beyond to spread the word about TBTL…to little avail.
The Mariners are one game away from clinching a place in the postseason for the first time in 21 years, and Luke and Andrew have a LOT to say about it!
Luke and Andrew stumble on a new list of the “Top 100 TV Shows Of All Time” and turn it into a game. Plus, a new book promises to reveal the messy details of Anthony Bordain’s life. But should it?
Luke and Andrew say goodbye to Coolio, who died much, much too young this week, and remember the time he made amends with “Weird Al” Yankovic. They also react to the news that GIFs, apparently, are now “cringe.”
NASA did something awesome, a chess player is accused of using a sex toy to cheat, and Andrew admits to some embarrassing behavior during the rock shows he recently attended.
Luke and Andrew finally have a serious talk about which apple varieties they prefer. They also dig into an article that bemoans the apparent lack of “hit” podcasts.
Mysterious (and gross) noises on some American Airlines flights have airline employees (and Luke and Andrew) absolutely baffled. Plus, Andrew is shocked to hear about an altercation from Luke’s past.
Luke and Andrew dissect a news anchor’s decision to go rogue on live TV in support of a former colleague. Plus, Andrew found the perfect road trip music on his drive yesterday, but he’s worried what it might say about his relationship.
Luke has discovered a new video game that he almost played last night, and Andrew has some bad ideas for bumper stickers in Bend, Oregon. Also, scientists have calculated how many ants live on the earth and it is a LOT.
Andrew joins the show from Bend, Oregon, where he found something very special on the sidewalk this morning. Meanwhile, Luke had a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day yesterday, but Andrew’s ready to turn it into a film script.
Luke and Andrew discuss the amazing story of a man who walked into a Florida swamp this summer and ended up in an absolutely nightmarish scenario involving an alligator.
Andrew finds himself on an email list that he’s not supposed to be a part of and is fascinated by the content. Meanwhile, Luke is more interested in TBTL newsletter content than the neverending coverage of the Queen’s funeral. And a listener calls in with her fascinating story of finding a bag of money.
Luke continues to embed himself into the Tennessee culture, for better and for worse. Plus, apparently a lot of people got “heightening” surgery during the pandemic and never told anyone?
Luke’s making friends with some donkeys in Tennessee, but he’s got an (unrelated) ethical dilemma involving an expensive shirt. He and Andrew also discuss the Patagonia family giving away their entire company for the good of the planet.
Luke joins the show from Tennessee after witnessing some true Skyjinx™ during his travels. Plus, Past-Andrew did Future-Andrew a huge favor last night.
Luke and Andrew celebrate the Seahawks’ surprising win over Russell Wilson and the Broncos, but first they have some things to hash out regarding their sports-related text chain.
Andrew discovered something yesterday that some folks might already know about: Bicycles. Plus, a grocery store has decided to retire its “scan and go” concept because customers were “going” without “scanning.”
Will Seahawks fans boo Russell Wilson when he returns to Seattle tonight? Luke has some theories. He and Andrew also have a lot of thoughts about microphones and microphone placement. Like, a LOT!
Luke and Andrew discuss the death of Queen Elizabeth the only way they know how: By getting every fact about the monarchy and British history wrong. Plus, if you see a splooting squirrel, just leave it alone!
Luke and Andrew discuss Jerry Seinfeld’s fashion shoot, the “Nirvana Baby’s” lawsuit, and their ongoing attempts to avoid crying in public places. Plus, Andrew finally speaks out on a viral video that everyone sent him last week.
Luke has an entire work crew at his house today, pouring a new concrete floor, and he’s trying to dress the part. He and Andrew also bracing themselves for the new football season that begins this week. Oh, and Luke has some questions about the huge bug bite rash on his leg, and Dr. Andrew has some answers.
Two veteran baseball broadcasters spent a great deal of time discussing Wordle during a recent ballgame, and Luke and Andrew absolutely love it.
Luke and Andrew open up the ol’ (well, actually newish) TBTL P.O.box to find out what the Tens of Listeners have sent in.
Luke reports on two incidents of amazing customer service from the same NW tire chain. Plus, people in Canada can’t seem to stop accidentally eating bugs on television.
Photo by mbtrama on Flickr via Creative Commons license
Luke thinks it's odd that so many people are celebrating the end of Leonardo DiCaprio’s relationship. Meanwhile, Andrew still can’t tell the difference between Leo and Matt Damon for some reason? Plus, France is using robots to nab people with off-the-books pools in their backyards.
Luke is ready to make some real changes in his life, and Andrew thinks he should start with a Battery Daddy. Plus, a crypto company accidentally sent a woman a million bucks, and now they want it back.
There’s a lot of news coming out of Detroit these days, including the re-opening of a slide that is bruising the heck out of people. HBO’s Hard Knocks is documenting the Detroit Lions’ preseason, leaving Luke and Andrew to try to figure out what the heck their coach is trying to say as he pumps-up his team.
Luke spent the past two weeks building scissor trusses, digging concrete trenches and inventing something he’s calling “Cat Camping.” Meanwhile, Andrew has a visitor staying with him for a couple of weeks, and that visitor keeps crawling up his legs while he tries to record TBTL.
Luke and Andrew reminisce over their experiences with murder mystery parties, escape rooms, and the game of Clue. Plus, listener Susan tests Andrew’s knowledge of St. Paul, MN, as the 2022 TBTL Summer Games come to a close.
Andrew recalls a time when a trip to a downtown diner changed the course of his life. Maybe. Plus, Bill in Toronto put together a quiz for Luke challenging his knowledge of Mad Magazine movie spoofs.
Andrew found a bunch of old Mariners baseball cards from the early ‘90s at a garage sale, and he asks Luke to give him the backstory on some of the players. Plus TBTL’s “Perfect Daddy” has a quiz for Luke to see how well he remembers former TBTL guests.
Andrew accidentally orders a pizza from a very unusual source, and now that he knows where it came from, he might be a changed man. He and Luke also test their knowledge of fast food menu items with a flavor-blasted quiz from listener Mike!
Luke is wielding a concrete saw this week, so look out! Plus, his garage renovation project leads Andrew to realize he has some structural issues of his own. And the TBTL Summer Games continue with a quiz that seriously challenges Andrew’s knowledge of Latin phrases.
Luke and Andrew consider their own future now that podcasting’s *other* famous duo has broken up. They also find out how much Luke knows about America’s ballparks as the TBTL Summer Games continue!
Therapist and TBTL Friendo Kirk Honda returns to the show for Day 4 of the TBTL Summer Games, in which we finally find out if Luke is ready to “open the doors of perception and get his Lizard King on.”
Family therapist and TBTL Ten Dr. Kirk Honda joins the show to quiz Luke and Andrew and get a sense of their mental health. And Luke reminisces about the time he stormed out of couples therapy to prove a point. (Unfortunately, it was the wrong point.)
Andrew stumbles on a historic artifact that finally answers the question, “Do computers like gum?” Meanwhile, Luke has “a lot to say about Barry Corbin.” Then the 2022 TBTL Summer Games continue with a handcrafted quiz challenging Luke and Andrew’s spelling skills.
The TBTL Summer Games begin with a Summer Sound Quiz from Reverend Chris! Can Luke and Andrew identify a popular, trademarked brand using only their ears? There’s only one way to find out! (It’s by listening to this episode. That’s the only way.)
Luke drops by the studios of Walsh, Walsh, and Doormat for a rare in-person installment of What’s In The Box, where he and Andrew open letters and packages sent to the TBTL PO Box.
Luke had his first run-in with Stinking Willy yesterday, and he learned a few lessons. Meanwhile, Andrew picks a fight with the internet’s favorite child. And Luke has a correction to make…but not an apology!
Luke and Andrew debate the advantages and disadvantages of duvets versus bedspreads, then they move on to discuss yesterday’s historic Mariner’s game. Plus, a listener’s adventures at Lowe’s teaches us all a valuable lesson. It’s just unclear what that lesson is.
Luke goes full Rear Window as he watches dog poop drama unfold in the neighborhood outside his window. Plus, a cringy TikTok video/SNL audition tape draws the ire of the internet, which confuses Andrew, since everything is cringy to him.
Tens of Listeners step-up to help Luke and Andrew remember some details of TBTL’s past. Plus, a French scientist sent out a funny tweet and now he’s forced to pretend he did it for some educational purpose.
You’ve got questions, we have…answers? Sort of? Luke and Andrew go through letters from listeners who want to know the origins of jokes, audio drops, and other references regularly heard on TBTL
Andrew has been eating a lot of bologna lately, and no matter how hard he tries to avoid the topic, Luke insists on hearing the details. Luke also recalls the day he broke out of his own bedroom and got his socks all wet.
Luke reveals more details about his childhood dresser, which contained illicit football stickers and the rough-hewn lyrics of an ‘80’s banger. He and Andrew also pay respects to Vin Scully and revel in the latest word salad from the Detroit Lions’ head coach.
Pickle flavoring is really having a moment, but pickle-loving Luke isn’t into it. He and Andrew also discuss the best and worst tools on a Swiss Army Knife.
TBTL Friendo and Fancy Hollywood Director Cat Solen hops on the show to explain why Muppets and puppets never break character on set. Plus, a big weekend project leaves Andrew more dim-witted than usual on a Monday. And Luke tries to figure out the difference between wingdings and webdings.
Luke immediately regrets his decision to sit in a massage chair in the middle of the Bismarck airport, although he did make a new friend while being publicly gyrated. Plus, a chain of chicken restaurants bought $100,000 worth of Mega Millions lottery tickets and intends to share the potential winnings with its employees.
Luke has a moral conundrum regarding his rental car in Bismarck, ND, and he reluctantly asks Andrew for advice. Plus, people in France are freaking out over a mustard shortage. And something peculiar has caught Luke’s eye in a video of Julia Louis-Dreyfus on the set of Sesame Street.
Luke joins the show from the Olive Garden District of Bismarck, ND, where he’s been unironically enjoying the bottomless breadsticks and salad. Plus, Andrew has a few things he needs to clear up about yesterday’s “What’s In The Box” segment. Meanwhile, the nation is in mourning over the death of the Choco Taco.
Luke joins the show from Bismarck, ND, where he’s learning the lay of the land. Meanwhile, Andrew made his first trip to the new TBTL PO Box and found it overflowing with correspondence from Tens of Listeners.
Andrew is upset that his submission to the New Yorker cartoon caption contest didn’t win after seeing the finalists. Speaking of the New Yorker, Luke is fascinated by a piece about the VW minibus, which was apparently somewhat inspired by something called “The Chicken Wars.”
Photo of VW minibus by OrangeChallenger, licensed under Creative Commons.
Luke does something really, really terrible during the show involving [trigger warning] coffee and mayonnaise. Plus, Dr. Oz’s social media team continues to get completely roasted by his opponent’s campaign. And Andrew tries to tackle the age-old question: What’s worse, listening to someone talk about their dreams or listening to someone talk about their fantasy baseball team?
Luke has introduced spray bottles into his relationship with his cat, and it’s changed everything. Plus, a woman earned a job interview after responding to a rejection letter with a goofy meme.
Andrew is working to change the way he talks to his cat -- and all pets in general. Plus, a minor league baseball GM gets a prostate exam while singing “Take Me Out To The Ballgame”, although it’s not entirely clear why. And Luke and Andrew try to figure out why they are completely uninterested in the Game of Thrones sequel.
Luke has thoughts on the new, buzzy Nathan Fielder show, The Rehearsal. He and Andrew also come up with a new segment idea for TBTL.
Luke just got back from Austin, where he gathered with friends to pay tribute to the late, great Drew McFrizz. Meanwhile, Andrew was almost denied an opportunity to clean a big mess in peace. Plus, something very interesting happened at an Omaha airport over the weekend.
The CEO of Costco has made it clear that the store will NOT be raising prices on its cheap hot dogs, even if it is a money-losing venture. This gives Andrew the opportunity to ask Luke a very important question about the way he consumes soda pop.
Andrew learns something shocking about his own past. And an article in the New York Times helps Luke understand how he became a pathological liar (JUST KIDDING).
Luke runs into some problems in his quest to reprint an Andre The Giant photo, and it’s making Andrew feeling a little panicky. They also talk about the time Ray Kroc commandeered a stadium PA system to call his own ballplayers “stupid.” And Andrew accidentally entered a humor contest while on the toilet.
Luke returns to the bar that has his favorite, mysterious Andre The Giant photo hanging on the wall, and he asks the owner if he can borrow it. Plus, a stolen Olympic medal is discovered in an old McDonald’s bag. And Andrew is excited that TBTL finally has a P.O. Box!
Luke has finally found true happiness, and he has video to prove it. Plus, a listener sheds some important light on Luke’s recent adventures at The Home Depot. And a drunk newscaster gives it her all in Albany.
Luke joins the show from Port Townsend, where he’s falling in love with the small maritime village all over again. Meanwhile, Andrew (and his camera) got teased on the bus recently. And two Oregon cities are battling over a claim to “the world’s smallest park.”
Andrew does some old-fashioned, shoe-leather reporting at his local Subway shop to find out what’s really going on with the restaurant’s menu changes. He and Luke also offer a somewhat delayed review of No Country For Old Men. And they discuss the rise of “GentleMinions”, who are disrupting screenings of the new Minions movie.
Andrew is very agitated about upcoming changes to the sandwich menu at Subway. Luke had a real scare with his cat, Bubbles, this morning. And a listener needs help navigating a small-ish issue with his neighbor.
Luke and Andrew began their 4th of July Weekend hoping to get a lawnmower and a dog, respectively. Today they report back on their adventures.
Luke’s attempts to get his hands on a lawnmower continue throughout the show, as he receives many updates and mixed messages from hardware stores around the Pacific Northwest. Plus, the internet is desperately trying to find the woman who won almost all the cooking prizes at a Virginia-Kentucky district fair.
Andrew’s dog-ological clock is ticking again, Luke runs into issues buying a new lawnmower, and the Marsupial Gurgle website is entering a new phase of life.
Bubbles the Cat got up to a lot of trouble in Luke’s studio yesterday, almost completely sabotaging today’s show. Plus, employees at Medieval Times want to unionize, Bed, Bath and Beyond stores may be cutting air conditioning to save money, and AirBNB says “no more parties!”
Andrew went to the dump yesterday, where he hoped to avoid getting “hollered at.” Results were mixed. Plus, Luke is in email hell. And a drunk man in Japan lost a thumb drive containing personal and banking information of a half a million people.
Photo of Shoreline Transfer Station art by Martin Auad via Creative Commons license. The photo in the transfer station is called Terra Firma by photographer Steve McGehee.
Andrew’s War On Blackberries leads to an encounter with a new neighbor. Luke almost struck a deal with the world’s sketchiest electrician. And a listener shares an incredibly cringy story from the workplace.
Andrew went to war with blackberry bushes this weekend. Luke took his shirt off at a pool party. And a Mariners fan somehow managed to get pizza delivered to a bummed-out baseball player at Angel Stadium during a game.
Luke and Andrew try to process the Supreme Court’s decision to overturn Roe vs Wade. Plus, Andrew got fired from a job yesterday. (Sorry, it wasn’t TBTL.)
After hearing from many listeners, Luke has a new theory as to why some characters pronounce the word “bear” like “bar.” Andrew disagrees. Plus, a sriracha shortage may be around the corner, and a photojournalist captures a breathtaking moment as a swimming coach makes an underwater rescue.
Luke taste-tests the new “Healthy Coke” alternative, which is essentially vinegar and water. Andrew does not. Plus, Luke met Russell Wilson last night and encouraged him to reprise his Mr. Unlimited character.
Luke and Andrew discuss foldable shovels, tents you can’t touch in the rain, and how time-lapse photography is getting Luke through his renovation projects.
The universe tried to thwart Luke’s plans to enjoy an outdoor concert this weekend, but fun prevailed! Plus, Bubble The Cat gives Luke a scare, and a TBTL Ten teaches the boys something important about beach tar.
Andrew and Luke (with a little help from the New York Times) dig deep into the charming and fascinating story behind the “Jiggle Jiggle” rap that’s taken over TikTok and the world.
Listeners go into deep sleuth mode to try to find the origins of Luke’s new favorite photo of Andre the Giant. Plus, competing op-eds in the Washington Post debate the pros-and-cons of digital QR code menus in restaurants.
Luke and Andrew marvel over “Fake Klay Thompson'' getting access to the court at the NBA Finals because he kind of sort of looks a little like the real Klay Thompson. Plus, Luke stumbles on the coolest photograph he’s ever seen, and he needs help tracking it down.
Sweden has rolled out some sexy-talking garbage cans and Andrew is not into it. Meanwhile, the Space Needle owners are suing a coffee company over a logo that subtly uses the shape of the Space Needle, leading Luke to wonder about the legal status of tossed salad and scrambled eggs. (They’re calling again.)
A listener stumbles on a sketch that looks like Andrew…or does it? That’s the debate. Plus, Luke’s attempts to return a demolition tool go sideways at Home Depot.
Luke got a taste of the sweet new Wait, Wait Don’t Tell Me digs last night. And Andrew has a new catch phrase. And scientists are checking their hypotenuses on water consumption for humans.
Luke’s seatmate on his trip to Chicago has him thinking about the world at large, and how he moves through it. Meanwhile, Andrew’s trying to figure out a dang meme and his dang Ticketmaster app, each to no avail.
Luke is considering a “dopamine reset”, while Andrew learns that he really got away with something on his recent trip to the King County dump.
Luke and Andrew try to discuss their respective Britta water filters without sounding tooooo fancy. Plus, Luke destroyed part of his home with a mini-hammer yesterday…and he’s just getting started!
Luke ran a half-marathon that he wasn’t fully prepared for. It went both better and worse than he expected. Plus, Tens of listeners weigh-in on Septic Tank Talk, and Andrew has a new puttering project.
Luke picked up the phone to make a difficult phone call today, taking a major step in his own personal growth. Plus, the faceless company that owns the rights to Elvis Presley’s image and likeness is cracking down on Elvis-themed weddings in Vegas.
Luke has a very satisfying adventure with his new septic tank, and Andrew takes a trip to the Shoreline dump, where he was inevitably hollered at. Plus, Luke is puzzled by a couple of homemade bumper stickers, and his cat Bubbles has learned how to fly.
Luke and Andrew are beguiled by a homemade bumper sticker created by one Walter Burbank. They also discuss the major league baseball player who has an almost comic ability to hit home runs at the exact wrong time.
Andrew’s drive home from Denver was less uneventful than he had hoped, but he learned a lesson or two along the way. And Luke here’s back from his AirBNB host after sending him a few gentle suggestions for future guests.
Luke and Andrew wrap-up their adventures in Denver with a final walk-through of their AirBNB and an accidental visit to the Adult Bookstore district.
Luke and Andrew wrap-up this year’s TBTL-a-Thon as Andrew plots-out his trip back home and Luke plots to stay in Denver forever.
Day Four of the TBTL-a-Thon arrives and finds Andrew and Luke oversleeping and trying to trick Enterprise into giving Andrew a new rental car…which was QUITE the adventure.
Luke and Andrew try to offer the Tens of listeners a distraction from the gut-wrenching news of the day by examining Andrew’ snack choices on his road trip out to Denver this week. They also take calls from listeners who have wifi stories and some amazing kitten advice to share.
Andrew celebrates two big technology wins as he and Luke stream the show live from Denver for Day 2 of the TBTL-a-Thon. Plus, Luke jogged past Russell Wilson’s new football home today and felt some feelings.
Live From Denver! Luke and Andrew kick off TBTL-A-THON 13 with a live-streamed broadcast from their temporary studio. They also try to figure out what drives Andrew’s car-rental decisions and if their AirBNB is owned by a Scientologist. Plus, phone calls! Fun!
TBTL Friendo Phyllis “Fletch” Fletcher stops by to talk about her newest journalistic endeavors and to help Luke and Andrew announce the new TBTL-a-Thon donor gifts!
Now Luke’s having TBTL-a-Thon stress dreams, and he’s locked in Kafkaesque a battle with his internet provider. Meanwhile, Andrew shares some fond memories of winters on Lake Winnipesaukee.
A quick mention of Mike Tyson’s Punch Out becomes anything but quick once Luke discovers a special YouTube video related to the topic. Plus, Andrew is trying to take lessons from his stress dreams as the TBTL-a-Thon approaches. And a kid named Kai got to live his own dream when he was invited to drum with Pearl Jam.
Luke and Andrew wonder which one of them would win if they arm wrestled each other, but they make no plans to do so. They also inexpertly discuss the design flaws of some of the Galactic Empire’s transport vehicles.
Luke joins the show from the storied Algonquin Hotel in New York City, where he’s doing his best “Dorothy Parker After A Long Jog” imitation. Meanwhile, Andrew’s anxiety about the upcoming TBTL-a-Thon is reaching new, albeit unjustified, heights.
Luke and Andrew discuss cats, kittens, Showtime at the Apollo, smokeless tobacco, Baz Luhrmann screeners, TBTL trivia night, cycling, lawnmowers, tractors, Tweety Bird t-shirts, and, of course, the Shroud of Turin.
A quick apology to Luke turns into a half-hour conversation about the viscosity of condiments. Plus, Andrew accidentally found himself embroiled in a home project last night involving something that looks like a little robot head.
Luke finally brought his new kitten home yesterday, and he’s deeply, madly in love…although it was tough to take her away from her first family. We get all the deets on that, plus, Jon Bon Jovi seems to be losing his voice, and people are concerned.
Apparently Canadian astronauts are no longer allowed to commit space murder. Plus, Luke’s getting his kitten tonight!
Luke tweeted a photo from the Seattle airport this weekend, and it got the attention of some city leaders. Will Luke be the change he wants to see in the world?
TBTL Friendo Brendan Francis Newnam hops on the show to talk about his new travel podcast, Not Lost, which includes a fateful trip to Vegas with one Luke Burbank. Plus, Andrew finally opens up about the first time he saw Jurassic Park.
Now that The Seattle Sounders are the best soccer team in North America, Luke and Andrew try to jump on the bandwagon. Meanwhile Andrew refuses to hear Luke’s compelling argument as to why he should install a Pickle Ball court at his new house.
Luke joins Andrew in his new studio for the first time to discuss his serendipitous morning and a chance meeting in the Greenlake neighborhood. Plus, new details are out about the woman who fell down a trail toilet during a hike recently. The details are dazzling.
Luke and Andrew deal with a verifiably Bad News Day for America by soaking up some radio sunshine from the Tens of Listeners. Luke joins the show from Stockton, California, which happens to be home to one of TBTL’s youngest fans. He and Andrew also hear from a youthful singing sensation on the TBTL voicemail line.
Luke suffered some DEEP embarrassment at the airport yesterday, but Andrew talks him through it. They also learn about one man’s efforts to recycle gently used bars of soap left behind in hotels.
Luke is obsessed with a new TikTok trend that is very difficult to describe, but that doesn’t stop him and Andrew from trying! Plus, Luke’s favorite magazine gets an exclusive interview with the man who was secretly recorded dipping his hot dog into his beer at a Yankees game.
Something incredible happened to Luke earlier this week, and he didn’t even plan on telling us about it. What the heck? He and Andrew also discuss the story of a woman who called 911 after falling down into an outhouse toilet.
Johnny Depp said something in court yesterday that stopped Luke in his tracks. Plus, the truckers orchestrating a protest convoy found themselves in the worst situation they could possibly imagine. It involved gridlocked traffic, Berkeley students, and an endless supply of eggs.
We joke a lot about “hot takes” on TBTL, but Luke has two very legitimate hot takes today, one of which was inspired by a photo of Henry Winkler. Luke and Andrew also discuss whether it’s time to bring robot umpires into baseball, and Andrew becomes obsessed with tracking down a particularly bad Chevy Chase movie.
Luke and Andrew gear up for the Great Twitter Takeover by Elon Musk. They also compare notes on some home renovation projects, one of which led Andrew to almost have a freakout at Home Depot this weekend.
CNN’s new streaming service is already history, and Netflix is struggling with its own numbers. Luke and Andrew weigh-in on the landscape of modern media….and on Paul F. Tompkins’ Cameo videos, which are PERFECT.
Stephen King (the author) offered the internet a unique fish recipe the other day, and boy oh boy, did it cause a stir. Plus, the Seattle Mariners have explained why they stopped playing Louie Louie during the 7th inning stretch, but their reasoning doesn’t satisfy Luke and Andrew.
Andrew’s latest home project leads to an online shopping mistake that is haunting him. Plus, Luke is starting to really come around on this Nicolas Cage guy!
Andrew is very worried about today’s Wordle puzzle based on what he’s seeing in his Wordle chat group. Meanwhile, Luke’s been digging the new HBO show Our Flag Means Death, AND he has an update on his new kitty, Bubbles, whom he’s currently in a long distance relationship with.
Luke and Andrew have some big plans for this year’s TBTL-a-Thon, and they’re excited to share them. Also, Luke has some personal news of his own he’d like to share. (Don’t worry, it’s good news!)
Luke is officially a “glasses guy” now. And Andrew, apparently, is a “shelf guy”? Also, Elon Musk’s attempted takeover of Twitter sends Luke and Andrew (and eventually Genevieve!) down a Cheers rabbit hole.
Andrew has developed a strong curiosity around Charleston Chews, and he might just act on it. Also, Luke is shocked to hear that a streaming platform with a household name has a smaller audience than TBTL.
Luke is considering doing something completely against his nature, and Andrew tries to guess what it is. They also look back at the life and career of Gilbert Gottfried, including his most important work on USA’s “Up All Night,” which many mainstream publications have overlooked.
Andrew tries to help Luke solve a mystery surrounding a little league baseball card from Luke’s youth. Plus, an enterprise reporter is upset that people are stealing his stories and turning them into podcast series. Is there anything he can do?
Luke had a little accident in his apartment this weekend, and now he may have a new scar to show off the next time he’s hunting sharks with a guy named Quint. He also has some thoughts about last night’s finale of Severance, but Andrew doesn’t want to hear them.
Andrew mowed his lawn for the first time yesterday and offers Luke a complete report. They also debate which of their childhood “flying novelty discs” was better. And they gear up for today’s big Seattle Mariners season opener!
Luke and Andrew are hoping to take advantage of today’s 70 degree weather before the snow comes this weekend. Because everything is fine and that’s how weather is supposed to work. Plus, we have a big update on the Patty Moriarty mystery that led Luke and Andrew to Larrimah, Australia a few years ago.
A listener helps Luke track down the audio of his very first radio show from the 1990s, leading to a true moment of inception on TBTL. Plus, the Washington Post has published an absolutely fascinating story of a carpet cleaner in DC who speaks 24 languages.
Luke discovers a TV show from 1976 that is blowing his mind. Andrew learns that he’s living with a Slender Man. And a listener’s in-laws turn on the TV to see that they’ve made the local news.
Luke and Andrew are worried about the friendship between Will Ferrell and Adam McKay….despite enjoying the project that caused the apparent rift. They also listen to the best/worst radio intro currently on Seattle’s airwaves. And Luke made a lasagna.
Former Seattle quarterback Russell Wilson has a new “NFT-powered hydration drink brand aimed at Gen Z consumers,” because of course he does. Plus, Luke might have offended the world's biggest fish painting fan.
Luke and Andrew listen to the new official song of the Cleveland Guardians, the city’s recently-rebranded baseball team. They also discuss Washington’s new state sport, pickleball, and Andrew quizzes Luke on other state’s official sports.
Andrew set foot in Costco for the first time ever yesterday and has a full report. He and Luke also discuss their own awkward brand of email etiquette, and they listen to Paul Rudd prank Conan O’Brien once again, despite all odds.
Luke is in Hawaii, but all hell is breaking loose at his apartment building back home. Meanwhile, Andrew’s chair is pranking him, and -- unrelatedly -- he’s just beginning to learn about The Costco Culture.
Andrew is disoriented in his brand new studio, while Luke joins the show from Waimea, Hawaii, where he can hear his neighbors through the wall. Nonetheless, they are here to talk about what happened at the Oscars ceremony last night.
Today is the final day Andrew will record TBTL from his Roosevelt District studio, and he marks the occasion the only way he knows how: By talking about antiquated technologies and the weird feeling you get when you watch a cable guy drill a hole directly though your house. He and Luke also discuss the story of a woman who took it upon herself to entertain a crowd waiting for a film to begin at a Burbank theater.
Seattle is going to install “Driver Report Cards” at intersections to make waiting for pedestrians more fun or something. Luke and Andrew are a little confused about the details. Plus, Luke wants to adopt a cat named Thimble. Who wouldn’t?!
Luke got lost on a jog this morning and had to call for help. But he’s okay. Plus, a single mention of Boston Market quickly becomes an obsession for Andrew. And we hear from Tens of listeners who use the TBTL voicemail line to tell stories of garbage-related shenanigans and to seek help for breakfast-related conundrums.
Luke finds himself in a nightmare transportation situation in Los Angeles, until he remembers a very old school solution. Plus, Andrew goes down memory lane and relives one of the more embarrassing moments of his adult life.
Another day, another Wheel of Fortune head-scratcher. Luke and Andrew discuss the latest buffoonery from Pat Sajak and the gang. Plus, Andrew says goodbye to the Cleveland Browns after a very disappointing (and very angering) turn of events.
The internet has unearthed a McDonald’s character that time had almost left behind. Luke and Andrew look back at the life and legacy of Uncle O’Grimacey and debunk rumors of his connections to the I.R.A. Plus, a Papa John’s franchisee in the U.S. decides to keep his restaurants open in Russia, because it’s unfair to deny Russian citizens their share of subpar pizza.
Andrew confesses that the reason he always wanted to move to a city was so he could bounce rubber balls off of walls. Plus, Luke’s been digging the brand new Netflix docuseries, Bad Vegan. And a Dazzling Donor introduces a new mystery involving a TBTL audio drop.
Luke and Andrew are convinced they’re getting trolled by Annie Lennox AND Wheel of Fortune at the same time. Plus, the debate over Daylight Saving Time is tearing this country apart but bringing Congress together.
Producers of the The Goldbergs are still trying to use Jeff Garlin’s likeness long after he left the TV show, but the results are upsetting. Luke and Andrew also discuss “frost quakes,” Superman’s mustache, and the way Sylvester Stallone pronounced “butter” in Rhinestone Cowboy.
After almost an entire month of retirement, Tom Brady says he’s ready to play football again! Andrew and Luke try to figure out why. Plus, some Wheel of Fortune fans are calling Pat Sajak a H_P_CRI_E. And a listener has launched an investigation into a frustrating garbage collection scandal that goes all the way to the top!
A guy in a Ron Jon shirt totally tried to fight Luke at a carwash yesterday! Also, he and Andrew receive some shocking Shrek-related news about the new Batman movie. (Sorry, the new The Batman movie.)
Expert free-stuff-getter Genevieve swings by to help a listener who has an ethical dilemma involving some furniture she found in her neighborhood.
Tens of listeners help Luke and Andrew untangle their confusion over Greek and Latin number prefixes (not that they really needed any help, of course.) Luke also had to help his inconsolable mother process the news of Russell Wilson leaving Seattle yesterday. And Andrew receives some Very Big News during the show that may or may not be related to curbside garbage pickup.
Those number crunchers over at WordfinderX claim that more people are cheating at Wordle than ever before. Luke and Andrew discuss this, and then they try to figure out the Greek Alphabet in a segment that will haunt TBTL listeners for decades to come. (“Deca” means “ten!”)
Andrew thought he had the PERFECT content to bring to TBTL today, but his plans hit a very large practical snag. Plus, Luke has been enjoying the new Kanye documentary as well as a much heavier doc called The Other Side. And Luke and Andrew call a motivational voicemail line created by kids for kids.
It’s been almost a full week since the internet produced a video so cringy it made us want to burn the whole thing down. But luckily, our long wait is over thanks to the musical stylings (and NFT enthusiasm) of Mark Zuckerberg’s sister, Randi.
Things finally get good about 90 minutes into today’s podcast when Andrew plays archival tape of Paul Simon explaining how he wrote “Bridge Over Troubled Water.” Plus, Pat Sajak is surprisingly funny on Twitter, where he’s also standing up for the contestants who embarrassed themselves on Wheel Of Fortune this week.
Luke and Andrew clench their way through the most frustrating 4 minutes in the history of Wheel of Fortune. Plus, a new Disney Star Wars resort is getting bad reviews, but it still seems like a good place to get tight on space booze.
Some pretty big things are happening in Andrew’s life, which of course Luke views as a victory for himself. Plus, some states are outlawing “Russian” vodka, although their efforts might be misguided.
Luke and Andrew once again turn their attention to the Seattle Times’ Rants and Raves column, where one contributor is putting the whole R&R system on trial. Plus, Luke talked to someone involved with the crime scene he witnessed from his window last week, and their story is jaw-dropping.
A major crime scene is unfolding outside Luke’s window, and he’s determined to find out what’s going on. Plus, what happens when your watch is a phone, but then it stops being a phone? And a thicc bear accused of making some trouble in Tahoe has been getting a bad rap.
Luke and Andrew receive an exciting invitation to a public radio partnership; Their only concern is creating something that is TOO good. Plus, a bizarre promotional video starring celebrities of yesteryear leads to some shocking revelations about Rednex, the Swedish(!) band behind Cotton Eye Joe.
A comedian is catching some flack for making fun of Ted Lasso fans on Twitter, and Matt Stafford (sort of?) apologizes for his response to a photographer’s nasty fall off of a stage right in front of him. And another young TBTL listener is using the voicemail line to workshop some jokes.
Andrew joins the show from his hometown of Cleveland, Ohio, where he’s doing his best to keep his composure in the face of some (minor) technical issues. Meanwhile, back in Washington, sea lions are under attack in the “Rants and Raves” section of the Seattle Times.
Luke and Andrew have every intention of tackling a special Presidents’ Day quiz, but things go off the rails when a listener sends them a clue to the latest TBTL mystery.
An exhaustive investigation into Norm’s bar tab on Cheers leads to an episode of TBTL that any podcast consultant would love: long, rambly, and with a LOT of questionable math.
Luke finally reaches out to England to find out whether his new favorite dog has been adopted yet or what! Plus, Matthew Stafford watches a photographer fall off a tall stage and just walks away, raising some questions about how he regards the people around him.
Luke and Andrew are loving the new Netflix show Murderville. Also, CBS has an ingeniously evil way of promoting its new procedurals. And there’s a reason Luke and Andrew are afraid of hotel telephones. (Open tape via @MaxAndIvan on Twitter.)
Luke is cooking up a possible TBTL adventure involving international travel and a canine namesake. Andrew is trying to solve a TBTL mystery involving a decades-old gubernatorial race in Tennessee. And that Nicole Kidman commercial showing in AMC theaters apparently has a cult following.
Luke finds himself deeper in the Marvel Comics universe than he ever imagined, but he’s still more of an Archie Comics kind of guy. He and Andrew also review yesterday’s Super Bowl Halftime show and a commercial that was so good it was actually bad.
Luke finds himself in a Twitter beef with one of public radio’s biggest stars. Plus, the largest asset seizure in US history also shined a spotlight on an unlikely (and ill advised) rap career.
Luke learns the one question he’s not allowed to ask Amy Poehler when he interviews her. And now he wants to ask it, of course. Plus, a weird glitch is forcing some Mazda owners in Seattle to listen to public radio.
Listeners help Luke and Andrew solve two TBTL mysteries and help them find a long lost audio drop. Also, Leslie Jones has been the best part of Olympic coverage so far, but her commentaries have been getting pulled from social media because NBC is dumb.
Did you know that the Olympics are happening right now? It’s true! But nobody seems to be watching. Plus, some PNW Orcas are bringing back a fish fad from the 1980s, and Joe Rogan still has his Spotify podcast, to Luke’s surprise.
Luke digs through a mountain of emails from listeners trying to help him find his “Mystery Song.” And Andrew spent a full day at the movies, expanding his horizons.
Luke is falling in love with the absolute weirdness of Montana Public Radio. Plus, Minnesota has some of the best snow plow names, but the schoolchildren of Vermont are offering some competition.
Luke may be trapped in a cabin in snowy Montana, and Andrew’s working on something that’s not funny enough to be stand-up material and not interesting enough to be a monolog. Plus the Washington Football Team announces a new name that is somehow less interesting than “The Washington Football Team.”
The kid who “wrote a book” and hid it in a library is getting more and more attention, and the volume now has a waiting list of several years. Andrew remains unimpressed. Meanwhile, Luke is still trying to figure out why a piano tune on TikTok sounds so familiar to him.
The New York Times bought Wordle, a hapless cruise ship scrubbed a satellite launch, and Luke wants to live like a Seattle tech bro. Plus, Tens of listeners help Luke try to identify a piano song he heard on TikTok.
Luke stumbled on a clip of someone playing the piano recently, and he needs YOUR HELP identifying the tune. Plus, Spotify’s solution to the Joe Rogan misinformation problem is…lacking.
Andrew opens up and tells Luke about one of his weirder habits, though some things should probably remain private. They also discuss eggs (they’re legit kind of weird, right?), and Andrew sucks all the fun out of a cute story about a kid in a library.
Luke is obsessed with some cleaning-related videos he’s found on YouTube…but they aren’t cleaning what you think (I promise.) And it turns out HBO might actually be TV after all!
Luke made a spontaneous gesture a few nights ago, and now he’s a bit worried about the repercussions. Speaking of repercussions, Luke also stole Paris Hilton’s NFT, and now he’s waiting to see what happens. Meanwhile, Andrew remains a very good boy.
Luke finally filled-out his 2022 calendar this morning and he is FEELING GOOD. Plus, a woman found out she actually won millions of dollars when she checked her spam folder. (Aren’t we not supposed to click on those emails?)
Andrew is auditioning new Tonight Pants, Luke learns The Truth about JNCO jeans, and the orange M&M guy is going to start tying his shoes already.
Luke and Andrew pay tribute to the late Louie Anderson and listen back to his greatest gambling story. Plus, the news anchor who showed little empathy when his colleague was hit by a car on live TV is trying to convince the world that he is a human with real feelings. Luke and Andrew travel back in TBTL history to find out if Luke displayed any empathy when Andrew was once injured on the job.
Luke and Andrew give Genevieve a call so she can describe the TERRIBLE movie trailer she saw this weekend (Sorry, Owen Wilson.) Plus, Luke is delighted by a couple of pieces of audio he stumbled on recently, including sound of a reporter who got hit by a car live on TV. And Andrew comes up with a great new catch phrase…but then forgets it immediately :(
Luke has a big tattoo decision to make, and he’s only got 3 hours to figure it out. Plus, Andrew’s been watching some weird stuff with his new screen projector. And a listener has some powerful new intel on a theater promotional tool from 2003 that has loomed large in Andrew’s relationship.
Luke and Andrew have about 40 minutes worth of observations and questions about the “Comedy” section of Cameo. They also discuss the story of a couple vandals who ended up getting caught because they didn’t tip a bartender.
Luke and Andrew embarrass themselves by trying to answer the Jeopardy! questions that the show’s current champion got wrong. They also finally find their niche in the vast world of podcasting.
Luke and Andrew discuss their aversions to sharing food, even if it’s a “bass drum full of popcorn.” Plus, listener Tim shares his amazing tale of high school truancy and his road to eventual redemption.
Luke and Andrew hop on the Wordle craze that is taking the internet by storm. Plus, Andrew is getting plagued by spam phone calls and he doesn’t know what to do about it.
Luke is calling Day 3 of his at-home isolation “Home Alone 3”, a designation that Andrew has some issues with. They also discuss Steve Inskeep’s NPR interview with Donald Trump, and they pay tribute to Cambodia's “Hero Rat” who recently passed away.
TBTL Friendo Chris Hayes (also known for his work on MSNBC and the Why Is This Happening podcast) joins Luke and Andrew to geek out about the new Beatles documentary, Get Back. Plus, an anonymous listener finds a odoriferous way to get people to wear their masks properly.
Luke gets some bummer news on his latest COVID test, but he’s planning on making the most of his downtime this week. Plus, after Bob Saget passed away this weekend, it seems that everyone can agree on one thing: He really was a hell of a good guy.
Luke and Camaro Kev join the show from Las Vegas, where they plan on visiting the hottest Taco Bell nightclub in the world (once Kevin gets his CPAP working.)
Luke and Andrew overcome great technological adversity to produce today’s episode of TBTL, in which they eventually discuss Luke’s ill-advised homemade Neti pot and Andrew’s misguided attempts to turn his studio into an Andy Warhol-like party room.
Luke and Andrew look to the future of their favorite football teams after very disappointing seasons by the Seahawks and Browns. Will either team start next year with their current quarterbacks? They hope so.
Luke and Andrew find themselves at opposite ends of a cultural divide in the ongoing “War On Oldies.” Plus, Luke learns about an ill-named mountain in Oregon that he thinks could, respectfully, use a rebranding.
Luke had to embark on an Ocean's Eleven-esque heist in order to get an audio recording into the proper hands yesterday. Plus, a concerned hockey fan may have saved a coach’s life after spotting a dangerous looking mole from afar.
Luke and Andrew kick-off the new year by opening up a bunch of holiday cards from the Tens of Listeners and taking a couple of phone calls from old friends. They also discuss Don’t Look Up, the movie everyone seemed to be talking about over the winter break.
Luke and Andrew end the year as they began it…by not getting to any of the topics they promised to cover. But they DO solve a couple of mysteries, including one involving some Burbank Family Drama going back decades.
Some songs go “lalala”. Some songs go “nanana.” And that, my friends, is the basis of today’s TBTL Winter Game!
Can Luke and Andrew tell if a quote came from the bible, Shakespeare, or Lord of the Rings? We’ll find out in today’s installment of the TBTL Winter Games!
TBTL’s most famous BriTEN, Paul, challenges Luke and Andrew with a quiz about English slang. They also discuss one of Luke’s biggest crushes in pop music.
Luke and Andrew debate the best (and worst) moments of vacations. They also spend a remarkable amount of time talking about sports posters from the 1980s. And they take an online quiz based on Owen Wilson’s famous catch phrase: “Wow.”
Luke’s encounter in a Chicago pizza shop sends Andrew on a Winter Games quest that he did not expect. Then they test their ability to recognize Christmas songs played backwards via a quiz created by Listener Aryn.
We all know Luke loves his Wes Anderson films…but does he love them enough to pass listener Kelly’s trivia quiz? Plus, Andrew reminisces about the time he was “hollered at” for bringing a drink down to a pool in Hawaii.
TBTL Friendo Jami in Mississippi challenges Luke and Andrew (and their poor stomachs) with a homemade quiz based on her grandma’s friend’s 1970s-era cookbook.
Day two of the TBTL Winter Games has Luke and Andrew taking a long, hard look at their relationship as they play a version of the Newlywed Game. (Also, Andrew talks about his toy cars a lot, which is super cool.)
Let the TBTL Winter Games begin! Luke and Andrew kick-off two weeks of special episodes with a quiz from listener Mike, who wants to test their knowledge of Steven Seagal film titles. They also kick around some theories about heaven.
Luke and Andrew discuss the story of a huge tip at a restaurant in Arkansas that ends up causing much more trouble than it was worth. They also relive the glory days of comedian Kat Williams causing havoc up and down the West Coast.
Luke had a scare at the airport yesterday, while Andrew was having the time of his life in Seattle. Also, Andrew maaaayyy have accidentally bought his girlfriend drug paraphernalia for Christmas?
Luke survived his icy water plunge this morning…at least long enough to tell us what happened. Plus, Jen “Flash” Andrews swings by the studio to talk about her adventures in foster parenting and why reboots like Sex AND The City are irresistible…but also probably a bad idea.
Luke is one day away from his arctic swim in the San Francisco Bay, and he is petrified. Plus, can Peloton sue Sex AND The City over the use of their product in the TV show? Andrew is skeptical of the whole thing.
Luke saw some amazing art in Chicago this weekend….and he also saw some very not amazing art. Plus, a New Yorker profile of Succession actor Jeremy Strong has his colleagues jumping to his defense.
Andrew almost cried when he went to get a booster shot yesterday, but not for the reason you think. Plus, authorities are cracking down on cosmetic enhancements at the world’s foremost camel beauty pageant.
Andrew is excited to get his booster shot today, but isn’t sure if he should believe the warnings that it will knock him out tomorrow. Plus, Luke is in Chicago, at the scene of a very favorite TBTL moment in history.
Luke, Andrew, and Genevieve join forces once again for another TBTL + After These Messages Power Podcast. They delight in some new commercials from JB Smoove and try to sort out a baffling pitch from their beloved Kristen Bell.
Luke and Andrew learn (with the help of the Washington Post) just how much havoc the Amazon Echo is wreaking for people named Alexa. Plus, Luke has some hot takes on the employer who laid off 900 workers after getting a huge influx of cash.
Luke and Andrew finally get to enjoy a fun Seahawks win, and they’re now confident Seattle won’t lose any more games this season because just shut up and let them have this.
It’s time for a rare TBTL After Dark! Luke swings by Andrew’s studio after a very long day to discuss an experience that may have changed who he fundamentally is as a person. Or not. Then Genevieve pops-in to help taste-test some Joe-Joe’s cookies and various kinds of milk.
Today’s real episode of TBTL will be recorded and published later tonight. In the meantime, Andrew checks-in to explain what’s going on and to share some emails and vmails from the Tens!
Luke and Andrew make plans to open up their own coffee shop…with a twist. Plus, listeners (many of them!) explain why it’s better to back a pickup truck into a parking space instead of driving straight in, making Andrew rethink his own parking practices.
(Today’s intro tape via friday.beers.tv on TikTok.)
Luke and Andrew discuss The Flaming Lips while listening to Bush, because no one else will. They also discuss JAGs, LAX, Rob Gonkrowski’s acting career, Spotify’s year-end wraps, and their own bravery as podcast hosts.
Luke needs Andrew’s advice on how to deal with two neighbor-related dilemmas, and Andrew’s the exact wrong guy to ask. Plus, TBTL’s #1 Brit-TEN weighs in on the story about a group of travelers who got stuck in a pub for three days with an Oasis cover band.
Luke and Andrew bemoan a couple of highly predictable and highly avoidable losses by their favorite football teams :(
Luke goes to very great lengths to watch the new Kenny G. documentary...and it’s worth it. Plus, listeners weigh-in on Luke’s family vaccine dilemma and the security camera outside his apartment door.
Luke receives a text message during the show that places him smack-dab in a modern moral dilemma. Meanwhile, basketball star Giannis Antetenkupo loves Oreo cookies, but he JUST learned the proper way to eat them.
Luke realizes he is being surveilled in a way that seems innocent enough, but is pretty upsetting in reality. Plus, Andrew decides to scratch off 3 lotto tickets that he found in his desk drawer. Will he be a thousandaire by the end of the show?! Tune in to find out.
On this special Thanksgiving episode of TBTL, Luke defends lumpy mashed potatoes and celebrates stuffing balls, while Andrew tries desperately to pass a holiday-related pop quiz.
Andrew and Luke get ready for Thanksgiving by remembering the smell of their grandma’s cupboards and taking a COVID test, respectively. They also learn a fascinating detail about Pee-Wee’s Big Adventure as they say farewell to the man who played Crazy Larry.
Luke and Andrew discuss their Thanksgiving plans while they also ponder the difference between pizza and cheesy bread with marinara sauce. Plus, an armored truck accidentally spilled money all over the freeway in San Diego, and now police say all the people who grabbed dollar bills have to give them back.
Luke and Andrew try to make sense of the bewildering 3-7 Seahawks after another painful loss. They also discuss the state of Baker Mayfield, who looked terrible yesterday in an ugly Browns win over Detroit.
Andrew is preparing for his first phase of Jury Duty later today, Luke is making plans to crash Andrew’s upcoming Hawaiian Vacation, and an Australian journalist finds himself in hot water for not listening to Adele’s latest release.
The original Philly Phanatic is back, and the Phill-In Phanatic isn’t too pleased about it. Plus, Luke and Andrew receive a very moving message from a listener who’s found an incredible use for the TBTL Sound Machine.
Andrew has a VERY EXCITING update about the new TBTL SpaceHey community. Meanwhile, Luke is bracing himself for an upcoming movie about a radio journalist, which he knows is going to make him sob.
A new report suggests that people should stop sucking-in their guts, because it’s not good for your health. This is really hitting Luke where it hurts. Plus, Andrew’s been chopping it up with listeners on the new MySpace site, and he’s lovin’ it.
MySpace is back, baby! Sort of! And Andrew is looking for friends. Plus, an interview with a 105 year old woman who just broke a record gets real honest real fast.
Luke and Andrew remember their friend and TBTL Legend Mike Frizzell, with some help from Jen “Flash” Andrews and Bill Radke, who knew him well.
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Luke goes knocking on doors in his new apartment building on a quest to find a spice. But are his new neighbors ready to meet him like this? He and Andrew also celebrate the 51st anniversary of Oregon’s famous whale explosion...and they find out it wasn’t the only one.
Luke and Andrew explore their differing personality types through a conversation about ranch dressing. They also discuss a couple of head-scratchy art projects that popped-up in the news this week, including the apparent destruction of an original Banksy work.
Luke has a terrifying encounter just outside Pleasanton, California, which doesn’t sound like a place where you should have a terrifying encounter. Oh, and Paul Rudd is the Sexiest Man Alive according to People Magazine and Stephen Colbert.
Luke and Andrew are saddened by the death of actor Dean Stockwell, who apparently tried to leave show business behind more than once. They also hear about a man who says he paid off his student loans by eating exclusively at Six Flags for 7 years.
David From The Basement joins Luke and Andrew to discuss yesterday’s big Cleveland Browns win and what to expect when Russell Wilson returns to face Aaron “I’m Immunized” Rodgers next week.
Andrew is confused by a mask he saw someone wearing in public this weekend, and he wants to get to the bottom of it. Plus, Luke’s home renovation project is stirring up some complicated emotions.
Luke swings by Andrew’s studio, where they throw open the phone lines and hear from listeners, including one caller who used frontier justice to teach an unruly kid a lesson in a movie theater. Plus, Andrew ordered some soup at a diner yesterday! And it was okay!
Listeners help Luke and Andrew with some details about Emoji vs Emoticons. Plus, Merriam-Webster’s embrace of the word “Fluffernutter” inspires a very important conversation about peanut-butter-and-jelly sandwiches.
A campaign to create a donkey emoji prompts Luke and Andrew to reminisce about their very earliest internet experiences. Plus, a journey through Luke’s new neighborhood puts him on the scene of a live TV news report.
Luke is settling into his new apartment, but also maybe slightly electrocuting himself in the process. Plus, a controversial “mega dorm” project replaces windows with virtual windows, while Mark Zuckerberg promises to make everything virtual, eventually. Oh, hi, Mark!
Luke and Andrew are happy that the Seahawks absolutely dominated a game that they were supposed to dominate, but Andrew is still VERY sour about yesterday’s Browns loss and a Fantasy Football bad beat that he can’t fully believe.
Luke learned some important lessons while moving apartments this weekend, the main one being “never move apartments.” Plus, a very young listener offers a new inspirational theme song for TBTL and the Tens of Listeners.
Luke will be spending his Halloween weekend moving apartments, and he’s already wondering if he made a Terrible Mistake. Plus, Andrew recaps the top three horror films of all time with ten words or less. And PETA wants us to start referring to baseball bullpens as “Arm Barns.”
Luke has now seen the new Wes Anderson film, which puts he and Andrew on the cutting edge of pop culture criticism. Plus, BJ Novak uses Instagram to reveal why his face is used on weird products around the world.
Forget “Bones or No Bones”, Luke and Andrew realize they’re playing a game called “Brains or No Brains” every time they turn on their mics. And today they have No Brains. They also get around to discussing the fascinating “Bad Art Friend” story that riled everyone up recently.
Luke and Andrew find their beloved Seahawks at 2-5 with another painful loss last night. They also try to remember way back to last Thursday’s Browns win over Denver.
Andrew receives a gift from a listener in an unusual way. Luke regrets buying chowder coffee at the airport. And listener Harper calls back to give some context to her recent misdemeanor.
Luke and his friends ended up accidentally hacking the mainframe this weekend, raising a moral conundrum. Plus, it turns out we’re all just waiting to find out if we’re going to have a Bones Day or a No Bones Day.
Luke has an absolute NIGHTMARE of a morning in New York City with a story that has Andrew’s blood running cold. Plus, a plan to save a bunch of dogs using drones goes sideways when “The A-Team” shows up. (Today’s intro tape via Chris Fleming)
Luke is in New York City, where he is recruiting new TBTL listeners one at a time. Plus, some research shows that ambulance sirens may cause more harm than good.
Luke and Andrew realize at the last minute that they can open the phone lines and take calls from listeners. So they do! Plus, Luke is shocked to hear that Andrew had a college radio show.
Luke swings by the studios of Walsh, Walsh And Doormat, which Andrew hopes smells okay for him. Plus, the highest-paid state employee in Washington just lost his job over a vaccination mandate. And a listener calls in with a fascinating story about breaking the law and getting caught.
Luke and Andrew lick their wounds after a couple of devastating losses for their beloved football teams this weekend.
Luke and Andrew discuss the rules of self-checkout kiosks at the grocery store and why Andrew is now on the wrong side of the law. Plus, a pack of zebra are on the loose in Maryland, and one zealous TV reporter thinks this is the story that will make him famous.
Andrew confesses to some embarrassing Twitter-related action this morning. Luke can relate. Plus, why you should never ask to see the chef at a restaurant, and other TBTL advice.
Luke and Andrew discover “the worst video game ever created,” which leads Andrew to a new obsession. Plus, is Stephen King out here just making up words like “orlesque”?
Luke’s interview with a film director suffers some technical setbacks. Meanwhile, Andrew accidentally put on his Good Socks today, even though he didn’t need to. And “Power Out Linda” sets the record straight regarding her role on TBTL.
Luke and Andrew are surprised to learn that a sixth iteration of Home Alone is coming to theaters, and that it features some of their favorite comedians. Plus, Paul McCartney continues to make headlines, this time by negging the Rolling Stones.
Luke and Andrew brace for the future after the Seahawks lost their game...and their quarterback. And the Browns suffer a painful, high-scoring loss to Justin Herbert’s L.A. Chargers.
Luke stumbled on one of the weirdest, most fascinating stories about a rock band that he’s ever heard. It involves “Fake Zombies.” Plus, Paul McCartney says he didn’t break up The Beatles.
A San Francisco sandwich shop is eliciting a lot of confusion with its latest commercial. Plus, Luke blew out his voice again last night, and Andrew’s excited to see 4 Non-Blondes back in the headlines.
Andrew has jumped head-first into the surveillance game, and it’s paying off. Sort of. Plus, Luke’s awkward exchange in an elevator forces him to adopt a British accent from this day forward.
William Shatner is going to space, but he’s still a jerk. And the results of this year’s Fat Bear contest creates an uproar. And listener Dave mark’s this year’s Trucktober festivities with a special poem.
Andrew’s adventures in plumbing go predictably sideways. Plus, Facebook, Instagram, and all their related products shut down for most of yesterday. Maybe that’s a good thing?
Luke and Andrew say goodbye to a magical Mariner’s season, and they recap this weekend’s wins by the Seahawks and Browns (Sorry, Stu.)
Luke destroyed his voice this weekend rooting for his Seattle Mariners. But that doesn’t stop a podcaster! Also, farewell Ozy Media, we hardly knew thee.
Luke’s travelling up to Seattle this weekend to drink in that sweet Mariners playoff race energy. Plus, Netflix’s new, wildly popular offering “Squid Game” is creating issues for a fellow who’s phone number is used in the show.
Andrew receives a surprise email at the beginning of today’s show. Plus, Mick Jagger chills at a little bar in North Carolina, and it’s kind of charming as hell.
Luke and Andrew realize that they’ve been missing a BIG DETAIL in their ongoing Duck Painting Coverage. Plus, a Danish artist pockets a bunch of government cash and calls it art. And Eminem is opening a restaurant called “Mom’s Spaghetti.”
Luke and Andrew try to make sense of the Seahawks’ 1-2 start after a loss to the Vikings. Meanwhile, the Cleveland defense almost murdered Chicago’s rookie QB. And the Mariners continue to keep it interesting, with only 5 games left to play.
Luke and Andrew get an update on a mysterious duck painting, as well as a 40 million dollar conference call gone awry. Plus, a listener calls in with a story about getting a too-good-to-be-true deal on a kitchen appliance.
Luke is giving up coffee, at least for a week. Also, Alabama’s leading boudoir photographer and barrel racer is upset that the state has confiscated his opossum named Donovan.
Luke stepped on a meatball, and then had a weird experience at the doctor’s office. These are unrelated events.
Luke and Andrew go through the audio archives and play some long-forgotten TBTL intro tape. Plus, a YA author admits to compulsively sending made-up stories to Slate's advice columnist.
Andrew realizes he may need to see a men’s health specialist before he can perform his duties at an upcoming wedding. Plus, Demi Adejuyigbe released his final (?) “September” video yesterday. And listeners share tales of dog poop vengeance gone wrong and chefs taking ostentatiously long bathroom breaks.
Luke spent the morning wearing a cowboy hat and yelling at the top of his lungs for a TV story. Meanwhile, MSNBC’s Chris Hayes becomes TBTL’s promotions department.
Luke and Andrew discuss the Seahawks’ somewhat baffling loss to Tennessee yesterday and the Browns’ ugly win over Houston.
Luke joins the show from Texas, where he endured a boat tour guide whose sense of humor was...confusing at best. Plus, Gillian Anderson is asked an awkward question after her big Emmy win last night, but she handled it with aplomb.
A surprise attendee at the trial of the year reminds Luke and Andrew of Lucille Bluth. Or maybe George Bluth? Or is he more like Steve Buscemi in 30 Rock? We’ll figure it out. Plus, plant burglars are swiping valuable bonsai trees across the Twin Cities, and it’s kind of heartbreaking
The people of Trinidad are not happy with Nicki Minaj’s controversial claims about “her cousin’s friend” who supposedly experienced unusually personal side-effects of the COVID vaccine shot.
Luke and Andrew remember comedian Norm MacDonald, who died much too soon. And an anonymous listener describes how they were taken-in by the same exact printer/toner scam that we talked about last week.
Luke and Andrew call-up Kiki Lolo, who has a big personal announcement to make (and some RomComs to recommend.) Plus, Nicki Minaj riles the internet with an anti-vax tweet that is...dubious at best.
The Seahawks and the Browns both looked very good in their season openers yesterday. Sadly, only one of them won. It’s okay, though. It’s going to be okay.
Luke spent the morning wrestling with some cockamamie app with a terrible name in order to attend a virtual conference. Speaking of meeting software, some people are developing “Zoom Dysmorphia” after seeing themselves on their own computer screens all day. Also, Andrew drops the ball on several jokes, not unlike Nick Chubb in yesterday’s Browns game, which we WILL NOT talk about.
Luke and Andrew face off in classic talk radio fashion over the new Ray-Ban sunglasses with cameras built into them. Plus, the sirens outside Luke’s window may be seriously impacting his broadcasting career.
Luke and Andrew listen to the Top Ten Happiest Songs Of All Time...as determined by neuroscientists.
The law finally caught up with a man who’d been running an overpriced printer cartridge scam for decades. And Luke and Andrew try to unlock the mysterious pricing schemes at a mall department store.
Andrew has some exciting new ideas for network TV shows, including “The Piano Man” and “The Pickle Jar Guy.” He and Luke also pay homage to actor Mickael K. Williams, who died this weekend. Plus, in Top Stories: Music Edition, Guns ‘n’ Roses get the power pulled on them, ABBA is reuniting digitally (?), and Lil Uzi Vert’s 24 million dollar diamond got ripped out of his forehead while crowd surfing (maybe).
Luke helps Andrew prepare for an upcoming wedding with some fashion and shopping advice. Plus, a listener is forced to do something nice at a drive-through window, and she is not happy about it.
Andrew goes on an emotional roller coaster ride with a traffic cop in Bellevue, Washington, while Luke walks a very thin negotiating tightrope with REI. Plus, we finally know what McDonalds’ Grimace character is supposed to be. Or do we?
Luke is still in Portland, instead of Philadelphia, where he was supposed to be interviewing some iconic sports mascots. He explains the lawsuit that kept him home. Plus, the tennis player who keeps taking long bathroom breaks finally gets booed after pulling his stunt again. And a woman is in jail after trying to pass a fake vaccine card with a dumb spelling error.
Luke survived a cinematic action scene while trying to cross a bridge this morning. Plus, someone stole a dozen go-karts from Luke and Andrew’s favorite family fun spot. And a “fake” high school scams its way onto ESPN.
David From The Basement is here to crown this year’s official TBTL Song Of The Summer! Plus, listeners weigh-in on the great Dog Poop Debate of 2021. And a competitor at the French Open is accused of using bathroom breaks to cheat.
Luke found himself a little more nervous than expected at the Oregon State Fair this weekend, while Andrew had a pretty big scare of his own at home. Plus, Heggies Pizza just blew Luke’s mind with a tiny bit of frozen pizza advice.
Luke and Andrew find themselves slightly obsessed with the Milk Crate Challenge and with a new Steve Harvey project. Plus, a kind stranger saves the day for Luke and his Covid vax card.
Andrew discovers that he might have been on the same football team as a now-famous NFL coach...who might have soaped his locker. Meanwhile, Luke is in a very hidden valley, tracking down the roots of ranch dressing…
Luke is on assignment in California, learning some fascinating things about search and rescue dogs! Plus, Andrew has some serious questions about a Seattle-area retirement community.
Luke and Andrew discuss their afternoon snacks, bad breath, and their own bad gum-chewing etiquette. They also talk about the somewhat troubling “click-bait-ification” of Netflix tiles.
Luke’s day in traffic court almost hit a big snag, but then his dog Rudy saved the day. Plus, the Washington Post offers some good advice on how to remember people’s names.
Andrew bought himself a Battery Daddy, and there ain’t nothing wrong with that. But the slightly bigger news is that the new, self-selected host of Jeopardy! is already stepping down in disgrace, and the world is rejoicing.
Today’s opening tape comes from Cassie Workman (@GhostCassie on TikTok)
Luke finds himself in traffic court, while Andrew finally beats The Oregon Trail game. Plus, a reporter for The Ringer discovers many more reasons why the new host of Jeopardy! was a bad pick...including the fact that he received almost $300K in PPP loans while he was employed as an executive producer.
Luke wandered around the remains of an old dry cleaners yesterday, looking for the clothes he’d left with them when they were still in business. Meanwhile, Andrew has some new CNN documentaries to putter around with. And an expert offers advice on how to properly engage in small talk.
Luke got two Covid tests yesterday, and it was quite the afternoon! Plus, David From The Basement swings by to announce the TWO remaining finalists for this year’s TBTL Song Of The Summer!
Luke and Andrew geek out over “Nestflix,” a website showcasing the fake movies and TV shows nested inside real movies and TV shows.
Luke is headed off to a remote cabin in the woods (without electricity) for one of the hottest weekends of the summer. Plus, Andrew is very excited that some classic De La Soul records are about to be available via streaming services.
A lot happens on today’s show, but the important thing to know is that Andrew stumbles on a private investigator’s website that lists all the ways swingers secretly let other swingers know that they are swingers...one of which is “garden gnomes.”
Luke and Andrew react to the breaking news that Jeopardy! has officially announced its new hosts. Plural. Plus, Luke had a magical night at the Hollywood Bowl. And Seattle locals set Andrew straight about Bartell Drugs.
Luke discovers that a Los Angeles landmark very close to his heart disappeared, seemingly overnight.
Luke almost ruined an international business deal in Los Angeles, and Andrew has some serious questions for buskers in Seattle. Plus, Andrew’s ancient cat is now making trouble for other families, too.
Luke and Andrew are gearing up for their respective outdoor adventures this weekend...just in time for the first real rain of the summer. Plus, more details are emerging about the supposed new host of Jeopardy!, and they aren’t great.
Luke blocks Andrew on Twitter. It’s a whole thing. Plus, Jeopardy! may have chosen its new host and -- if they have -- a lot of people aren’t happy with the pick.
Day 2 of Luke’s new workout routine has him worried that he might have broken gym etiquette. Plus, Australian birds are teaching each other how to open garbage bins, and it’s the end of an era for a classic Pacific NW beer.
David From The Basement swings by the studio to reveal the final four contenders for this year’s TBTL Song of the Summer and to discuss some VERY BIG Lord of the Rings news.
Luke is back with all kinds of stories from his summer break. Also, Andrew might have caught a very important home run ball in a parallel universe.
Luke and Andrew close out the 2021 TBTL Summer Games with more of the Movie Trailer Challenge!
Luke and Andrew try to stump each other with some hand-picked movie trailers for a game that Listener J-Dog (how did he get that name?) invented in a parking lot.
Marissa in Maryland is back with another Michael McDonald challenge for Luke!
Listener Kevin takes the TBTL Summer Games in a trashy direction with a homemade quiz about garbage containers. Plus, Andrew gets to know his x-ray technician in a way he never expected.
The Summer Games continue with a challenge from one of TBTL’s youngest listeners, who just might be the daughter of Luke’s insurance agent. Can Luke recognize the 8-bit cover versions of pop songs?
A very special listener writes-in to challenge Luke’s knowledge of The Simpsons as we close-out the first week of the TBTL Summer Games!
Luke talks about the time he made a motorcycle crash with his mind! All that and more is revealed on this Day 4 of the 2021 TBTL Summer Games!
Just how petty can Luke and Andrew get? A quiz sent-in by Jami in Mississippi should clear that up on day 3 of the 2021 TBTL Summer Games!
Jake from Chicago (AKA “The Perfect Daddy”) tests Luke and Andrew’s knowledge of their favorite podcasts in Day 2 of the TBTL Summer Games!
Luke and Andrew find out how old they really are based on the foods they love and hate. Welcome to the 2021 TBTL Summer Games!
David From The Basement swings by to reveal the first round winners of the TBTL Song Of The Summer contest!
Luke stumbles on the best cassette tape ever produced, and Andrew has a new TBTL slogan that is...upsetting. Plus, listeners weigh-in on garbage cams, buried teeth, and disgusting encounters with gum.
Luke and Andrew help their famous friend, Chris, with a rhetorical dilemma. But they thrill two birds with one scone by also discussing the goldfish that are getting HUGE in Minnesota waters.
Luke recorded himself snoring last night. Want to hear it? Plus, a Michigan man found 160 bowling balls buried under his house, and that’s not even the best part of the story!
Richard Branson sort of went to space, and we sort of don’t care. But we’re definitely not calling him “Sir”. Plus, a heated baseball rivalry has one team taking off jerseys and another team layering up under the Houston sun.
Luke realizes he has sleep apnea, so he and Andrew practice snoring exercises. Plus, an oral history of food expiration dates and an oral history of Ringo Starr being kind of annoying.
Luke discovers some vintage audio from the 1990s that is very specific to his interests. Plus, some Rowdy Boston Teens prevent a flight from taking off and ruin people’s vacations. And a new study says people (like Luke) are spending an astonishing amount of time on TikTok.
Luke is worried about the welders working on the construction project outside his window, while Andrew’s worried he’ll never get around to buying a new water bottle. Meanwhile, the CDC is taking Twitter heat for creating a somewhat graphic graphic aimed at keeping poo out of pools.
Luke is VERY EXCITED about the return of the show I Think You Should Leave with Tim Robinson...so excited that he accidentally threw one of his most beloved possessions out of his 2-story window. Plus, a woman in Maine has a license plate that is irritating the Powers That Be.
Luke and Andrew report back after their holiday weekend at an establishment known as “Boom City.”
David from the Basement swings by the Nest Broadcast center to announce the 16 finalists for the 2021 TBTL Song of the Summer! (And to talk a little bit about Lord of the Rings, of course.)
Jeremy Piven has a new podcast coming out. Luke and Andrew sample the trailer he released. They also talk a lot about sex education for some reason, and they discuss a fascinating story about people trying to recycle bowling balls.
Luke gets a new kitchen appliance that is exciting and mildly terrifying, while Andrew considers a trip to the Minnesota State Fair to eat various styles of fried dough.
Luke is back, babyyyyy! But his weekend plans didn’t go exactly as expected. He checks-in with Andrew on surviving the PNW heat dome, and they discuss the nude Australian sunbathers who were scared by a deer and are now in trouble for violating COVID rules or something?
Genevieve (aka “The Longest Running Co-Bro Of Andrew’s Life”) swings by the sweltering studio to talk about how she is surviving the PNW heatwave and about Andrew’s not-so-subtle plan to move into his doctor’s waiting room to beat the heat.
Luke is bracing for this weekend’s intense heat wave while Andrew is not taking it seriously enough. Plus, a mysterious elephant migration is fascinating China, people are getting worse at The Price Is Right, and why ketchup bottles are biased against hot dogs.
Turns out, Luke’s mispronunciation of a reporter’s name might have been the best thing to happen to TBTL in weeks. Plus, a British man breaks the record for M&M stacking (but there’s a twist!), and Luke was very, very right about something, according to the Tens of listeners.
The New York TImes uses DNA tests to try to determine if Subway tuna sandwiches actually contain tuna...but the headlines don’t tell the full story. Plus, Paul Rudd takes one last shot at fooling Conan O’Brien with his Mac and Me gag.
Andrew is officially a White Claw guy now. So, watch out, world. Plus, it turns out that people really, really, really dislike Jeff Bezos. And defensive lineman Carl Nassib becomes the first NFL player to come out as gay.
Andrew comes into the show with some “hot slime energy”, while Luke grapples with some travel regrets. Plus, a national chicken wing shortage has restaurants scrambling, and a mistake by an HBO intern gets everyone talking about their most embarrassing workplace moments.
Luke has some intense experiences trying to eat sushi in Portland. Plus, a guy has to spend 24 hours in a Waffle House after losing a bet, but it seems like he’s being a little extra about it. And turns out, Peter Falk had to help quell a Columbo-related uprising in Romania.
Andrew comes in hot with a story about the law making process in Washington State, forever changing the editorial direction of TBTL 🔥🔥🔥. Plus, Luke encounters his nemesis on his jog again. And today is the 75th anniversary of the very first mobile phone call.
Andrew has a question about strip clubs that he doesn’t really want answered. Plus, he and Luke recall the awful times in their lives when they slept through their alarms and found themselves late for work. And crayfish are doing stupid things after getting high off the antidepressants that humans are peeing out.
An 84 year old farmer finds himself an unlikely ASMR YouTube star, even though he doesn’t really know what YouTube is. Plus, science can explain why you probably hate the sound of your own voice.
NBC shuts down its “Ultimate Slip & Slide” show due to an “explosive diarrhea outbreak” that sounds like an “absolute nightmare.” Plus, Jeff Bezos’ plan to “travel to space” leaves Luke “wanting more.”
Luke and Andrew continue to burn-up the podcast charts with a lengthy conversation about toothpicks and dental floss. Plus, an important update on Luke’s formerly favorite tweet, and Jeffrey Toobin takes to the airwaves again, for better or worse.
Luke has scribbled down so many things he wants to talk about today, his show sheet “looks like Post Malone’s face.” First on the docket? The best tweet ever tweeted by a truck stop.
Luke and Andrew keep TBTL young and hip today with some fresh conversations about Happy Days, Laverne & Shirley, and Mama’s Family. Plus, the FBI’s scheme to take down an international cartel is the stuff of movies.
A fascinating article in the New Yorker has Luke contemplating getting a robot cat as a pet. Plus, the reviews are in: TBTL apparently has a Yelp page?
Andrew is gearing up for a big scary day at the finger doctor’s office, and Luke is sorting out his feelings about Bo Burnham’s groundbreaking Netflix special. Plus, Luke stumbles on an astounding story from 2018 that Andrew thinks they’ve talked about before.
Airlines may have to stop serving booze on flights since passengers are getting so rowdy. And Luke and Andrew are surprisingly okay with that.
Luke and Andrew dive deep into their feelings after Andrew returns to his gym for the first time since the pandemic and Luke meets some Buff Dads. Plus, a heroic Spanish teenager digs his own hangout cave after getting into an argument with his parents.
Andrew purchased an item yesterday that no reasonable person has purchased since 2002, and he’s excited for it to arrive. Plus, the coolest teen in California fights a bear to protect her dogs.
Luke is a little worried that he was too rude to his apartment property managers online, and Andrew has to visit “the bowels of hell” to retrieve a mysterious package. Plus, it would appear that movie-going audiences are ready to hit theaters again, possibly without masks.
Luke and Andrew make it back home after their TBTL-a-Thon adventures, but their travels did not go exactly as planned.
Luke, Andrew and Kiki Lolo’s TBTL-a-Thon adventure hits a snag when their ‘93 Mitsubishi Delica breaks down in the desert at a place called “The Middle of Nowhere”. BUT, they do eventually make it to Phoenix to record today’s episode in front of Mary The TBTL Virgin.
Luke, Andrew and Kiki Lolo arrive in Oceanside, CA, to record today’s show outside Listener Lisa’s condo. Kiki celebrates her first visit to a restaurant in 14 months at a place called “The Junkyard.” Meanwhile, Luke and Andrew try to figure out what the heck the fourth dimension is.
Luke and Andrew arrive at listener Meghan’s front lawn in Sacramento after a night of speed walking many miles through her neighborhood. Plus, never let a cicada pee on your head and tell you it’s raining.
Luke and Andrew make it to Humboldt County, where Luke goes on an emotional jog through the streets of his early childhood. Then they crash listener Adam’s house and record a podcast in his driveway.
Luke and Andrew have a critical piece of equipment stolen moments after hitting the road for the big TBTL-a-Thon. But that doesn’t stop them from kicking things off the right way...from a driveway in Corvallis, OR!
Luke and Andrew are VERY excited about this year’s TBTL-a-Thon gifts and can’t stop playing with them on the air. Plus, the CDC takes time out of its busy day to tell people to stop kissing chickens.
Andrew is very anxious as he awaits a VERY IMPORTANT PACKAGE related to next week’s live stream of TBTL. Plus, William Shatner gets an infuriating puff-piece in The Guardian. And another stranger reaches out to Andrew via Instagram looking for a different Andrew Walsh.
Luke and Andrew learn that some of the 17-year cicadas are high on drugs and literally partying their butts off.
Luke and Andrew check their anxiety levels as they prepare for next week’s big road trip. Plus, Luke has another epic adventure involving a cup of coffee and a less-than-ideal sugar substitute.
Luke and Andrew announce their big, weird plans for this year’s TBTL-a-Thon adventure, which kicks-off next week! Plus, everything you thought you knew about the unlikely inventor of Flamin’ Hot Cheetos turns out to be a big, fat lie! *insert unicorn brain explode emoji*
Luke and Andrew try to wrap their minds around the new guidelines around wearing (or not wearing) facemasks in public. They also try to wrap their minds around a lot of other things.
Luke and Andrew stumble on tape of Vin Scully talking about the history of beards during a Dodger’s broadcast, and it is...special. Plus, a woman is in trouble for pulling a Steve Buschemi and pretending to be a high school student, complete with baseball hat and skateboard.
An old scientific theory that humans can only have up to 150 friends is coming under fire, and the original theorist is NOT HAVING IT!
Luke almost wet his pants in the elevator yesterday. But aside from that, his all-water diet seems to be going great. Plus, it turns out holograms really are the future, and the future is now.
Andrew stumbles on a strange coincidence when he decides to dig deep into some random NPR archives. And Luke has a new project that is making him pee constantly. Also, congrats to all of us for not getting hit by space debris this weekend!
One of Luke’s most famous NPR stories is celebrated by the network during their 50th anniversary celebration...only the folks at NPR left one important detail out. Andrew wants to sue. Oh, and a Japanese town spends its COVID relief money on a giant squid statue, and a little kid accidentally orders $2700 worth of Spongebob popsicles from Amazon.
Luke is forced to celebrate “Cinco de Luko”, whether he wants to or not. Plus, a trend piece about forgoing showers during the pandemic gives Andrew a lot to think -- and gripe -- about.
Luke and Andrew are charmed by a Will Smith Instagram post, until Andrew ruins it with more information. Plus, they FINALLY celebrate the 50 year and 2 day anniversary of NPR.
Andrew is secretly googling Luke’s dinner reservations in rural Oregon, which comes as a surprise to Luke and the listeners, who tuned in to hear the guys’ thoughts on NPR turning 50 years and one day.
Andrew discovered who he really is after the doctors sedated him for his hand surgery on Friday. And a fascinating explainer about the science of candles leads Luke to realize he’s got some minor beef with an Elton John song.
Andrew comes up with an experiment to see if Instagram is listening in on his conversations. Meanwhile Luke debuts a new character, "Rodney Dangerfield Talking About His Roomba."
Luke and Andrew celebrate some of their favorite weirdos on Twitter and some of their favorite TV teachers (Otis Drexell, we’re looking at you.) Plus, a researcher discovered some of the oldest water in the world, and it doesn’t smell very good.
Luke realizes he might have paid over a thousand dollars for some Costco scallops. And he learned that on Ed Balls Day, of all days.
Andrew gets some not-so-great news about his broken finger, but he and Luke get some good news about the “chihuahua from hell” who was looking for a home. Plus, Luke responds to fans who insist he release “The Burbank Cut” of his decade-old documentary film.
Luke offers a long-awaited apology to David Blaine. Also, Glenn Close’s Oscar Night moment was great...but the media should probably acknowledge that it was scripted, right?
Luke and Andrew pay tribute to Shock G of the Digital Underground, and Luke realizes that the sequel to Goodfellas has been hiding in plain sight.
Luke and Andrew ponder the future of paying for goods and services with their palm prints, and they bid a fond farewell to humor...which they just killed many times over.
Luke and Andrew grow one step closer to merging into one single person after Luke sends out a confusing tweet. And the Washington Football Team floats some new possible names, most of which sound like John Travolta films.
Andrew spent yesterday trying not to pass out on the bus with a broken finger. Meanwhile, Luke is frustrated that his recent haircut took only 2 minutes.
Luke and Andrew discuss the bobcat video that went viral last week and Bobcat Goldthwait’s suspicious silence on the matter. Plus, scientists unveil the whitest paint ever created, and Luke relives one of the worst days in personal watercraft history.
Luke and Andrew play a game intended to put people to sleep.
A mysterious tweet has some Game of Thrones fans hoping that a Season 8 “redo” is on the way. Plus, today’s Drops of St2pider flashbacks send Luke and Andrew on a nostalgic journey. And some Tens with very good memories create a very special installment of TBTL Blursdays!
Andrew offers a public apology for some less-than-flattering things he said about a cool young man on yesterday’s show. Plus, Luke is tempted to adopt a Chihuahua from hell that is looking for a new home. And they pay tribute to the erstwhile ArcLight Cinema in Hollywood, which was a special place for them both.
Luke is disappointed to learn that TBTL has once again been overlooked by a prestigious podcast award, but Andrew offers a silver lining. Also, will we all be wearing robotic exoskeletons in 5 years? Let’s hope so.
Luke and Andrew say goodbye to a good friend who IS NOT DYING but taking an exciting new path in life. Plus, today’s installment of Drops of St2pider will leave you petrified and hungry.
Luke and Andrew discover that Lil Nas X’s satanic sneakers may be losing value while Nike tries to recall them? They suspect J.G. Wentworth might have something to do with it.
DROPS OF ST2PIDER: MATCHUP #3Andrew fills-in Luke about his big Vaccination Day activities, and Luke is in love with a special moment during a Met’s broadcast. Plus, there’s a ketchup emergency in the U.S., and the TBTL Drops of Stupider contest continues with matchup #2 (vote below!)
DROPS OF ST2PIDER: MATCHUP #2Luke is reeaaally leaning into his inner 11 year-old, and it’s not a problem at all, thank you very much. Plus, he and Andrew kick off this year’s Drops of St2pider contest for listeners to vote on their favorite TBTL moments of all time. (Link for voting is below!)
DROPS OF ST2PIDER: ROUND ONEToday’s matchup pits the TBTL Cereal show up against the live Minnesota State Fair episode.
Chet Haze’s attempts to create a “White Boy Summer” are...problematic. Plus, a weird SNL skit gives Andrew the giggles, and listeners call-in with stories of people cutting in front of them in line (and how they handled it.)
Luke and Andrew finally address an awkward moment in their friendship that they’d never discussed before. They also take a moment to remember how funny It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia is while discussing their body image issues.
Luke and Andrew try to recover after losing their minds over a baseball game last night. Plus, Nike is trying to recall Lil Nas X’s “satan shoes” from the 665 people who alright bought them.
Andrew finds his old PDA from 2004 and powers it up to find some old notes he wrote for himself. He and Luke and are also happy to hear that Volkswagen is now being investigated by the SEC for lying about changing its name to “Voltswagen.”
Luke and Andrew learn that Volkswagen was, indeed, lying about changing its name, and now they are going back to never believing anything ever again. Also, Luke’s trip to the Apple store gave him some real Red Dawn vibes.
Luke and Andrew test out a new recording device that either allows them or forces them to look at each other during the show, depending on whom you ask. Plus, Volkswagen finally admits that Luke was right all along and agrees to change its name to “Voltswagen.”
Luke discovers a British betting site where people were wagering on the Suez Canal situation...and a lot of other fascinating stuff. Plus, according to some recent TikToks, Papa John is not doing super great?
Luke spent yesterday in an abandoned mining town and has come back with a bunch of stories that make Andrew have to use the restroom. They also pay tribute to the absolute comic genius of Jessica Walter.
Longtime TBTL Friendo Dan Pashman of The Sporkful swings by to talk about what it’s like to invent a brand-new pasta from the ground-up (and to answer the most important question of our time: Is Thousand Island really a condiment?)
Luke and Andrew find out some truly Dazzling Deets about polar bears, penguin pee, and diamonds raining down on Jupiter. Plus, the General Mills PR department could really learn something from the folks over at Post cereals.
Luke wonders if he and Andrew are beginning to spend too much (virtual) time together, and notable not-nice person Bill Shatner tries to buy immortality through an A.I.-type technology.
Luke takes extreme measures to get out of a Coffee Emergency, while Andrew reminisces about the ubiquitous “Free Coffee” of the olden days. Plus, more details emerge about the different versions of Mrs. Doubtfire that exist somewhere.
In the most 2021 news ever, the Fleetwood Mac Longboarding Guy is selling his viral video as an NFT...with some caveats. Plus, Luke explores a rumor that an NC-17 version of Mrs. Doubtfire exists, Sean Hannity vapes on air, and cattle rustling is, apparently, still a thing.
A listener sets Luke straight on the topic of “gabagool”, which somehow makes Andrew very, very hungry for goulash? Anyway, they also talk about a new docu-series which literally has Luke acting like a 15-year-old again. And Andrew ruins the Blursdays.
It’s St. Patrick’s day, which marks the anniversary of the day Andrew tried to fight a Minneapolis Uber driver and Luke almost lost his cool at a beloved Polish bar. They also commemorate the 1-year-and-1-day anniversary of the Family Ties movie. And Joe Biden “slaps back” at those criticizing his dog, who nipped a White House employee.
Luke got cyberbullied over a sandwich last night, and a chef in Miami is selling gold-encrusted steaks that his customers do not want.
Luke’s Lyft driver taught him some pretty interesting things about Henry Kissinger’s role in a global plot to reduce the earth’s population. Plus, Yo-Yo Ma gave an impromptu performance at his vaccination clinic, and it turns out Subway is the food of choice on Korean TV.
Journalist and TBTL Friendo Andrea Seabrook joins the show after she got cyberbullied by William Shatner yesterday. Also, Luke explains why several large police officers dragged him out of a Flaming Lips rehearsal last night.
Luke and Andrew remember the day, exactly one year ago, when they finally realized that the world had really changed (and that their burps would never be as fun.) Plus, Captain Kirk just picked a very strange fight with Luke’s friend at NPR.
Luke is excited to meet his musical hero, Wayne Coyne, this afternoon...especially after Andrew tells him a spicy detail about the Flaming Lips frontman. Plus, the return of This Day In TBTL History takes us back 5 years and puts Luke and Andrew on some shaky ground.
Luke and Andrew find out who they REALLY are with the help of an enneagram test and their friend Lauren Masterson. Plus, Luke talks about his beautiful feet a lot and it’s very upsetting.
Luke has a big DISHWASHER UPDATE. He and Andrew are also ready to talk WandaVision, Mandelorian, and last night’s Meghan Markle interview with Oprah.
Luke brings the HEAT today with a Friday Motivation via the fine Clump Dogs at Defector. Plus, what do you get when you combine music and crypto-currency? A lot of money and a very confused Andrew.
Luke has either discovered something special in the Willamette River, or he’s going off the deep end. Your call. Plus, Dan Harmon introduces a compelling new system for the Zodiac calendar. And Andrew’s getting very nervous about fantasy baseball.
Luke and Andrew finally get their big break in sports media, and Luke discovers something mind blowing about the cinnamon toast he ate as a kid. Plus, a company is animating old photos of departed loved ones, and it turns out there’s a reason why ketchup is sometimes called “fancy”.
Luke and Andrew celebrate a very special TBTL-a-versary, even though someone forgot. Plus, listeners chime in with their stories of butter love.
Luke and Andrew finally address the imaginary scandal surrounding their imaginary tanning salon in Portland. Plus, last night’s Golden Globes broadcast was pretty cool until it wasn’t, and a surgeon goes to traffic court while surgeoning.
TBTL Friendo Davy Rothbart jumps on the show to talk about his amazing new documentary, 17 Blocks. Plus, Andrew’s acting career takes another step forward with the role he’s been waiting for his entire life.
Luke and Andrew watch a bunch of Amy Grant videos and fall in love all over again. Plus, one of Andrew’s favorite electronic stores is closing and taking its spaceships with it.
Luke introduces Andrew to one the hottest viral songs banging around the internet, and it is delightful. Plus, a young man fakes his own kidnapping to get out of work for a day.
A story about scary robot dogs leads Andrew to admit to one of his weirder internet proclivities. He and Luke also discuss Jim Nabors at great length for some reason.
Luke finally gets a breakthrough on his appliance-repair conundrum, but the news comes with more than a bit of irony. Plus, Daft Punk says goodbye in a very Daft Punky way, an old joke from The Simpsons comes back to haunt Ted Cruz, and the results of the Great Condiment Debate are in!
Luke and Andrew find themselves on opposite sides of a debate over Thousand Island dressing and how it should be categorized. Plus, the internet delights in catching Ted Cruz doing very Ted Cruzy things, and a heroic mattress salesman in Texas throws his doors open to those who need shelter.
Andrew’s failed attempts to buy a pack of baseball cards may have just changed his life forever, or so he says. Plus, a couple of employees hit the wrong button and accidentally wire $900 million dollars and can’t get it back. How’s your day going?
Luke and Andrew welcome a new, possibly non-existent group of listeners into the TBTL family. They also learn that blowing on Nintendo cartridges never really worked, and that Luke’s favorite emoji is branding him as an Old.
Luke discovers a new global radio project and it’s blowing his dang mind. Plus, a new film documents the last days of a dying shopping mall, and it’s brilliant.
Andrew does something very surprising on a snowy Monday in Seattle (hint: it’s garbage day) and Luke is full of Fun Presidential Facts™️, including which President was criticized for not drinking enough booze.
Luke convinces Andrew to join him in a new venture, despite Andrew’s misgivings. Plus, the snow is falling in Portland, so Luke provides the traffic and weather reports that you need to go about your day.
Andrew realizes that he’s too old for modern light bulbs, and Luke has a new hero: A 90-year old man who took out a newspaper ad complaining about his internet service.
Luke and Andrew share the internet’s glee when a lawyer has to explain to a judge that he is not, indeed, a cat. Plus, Andrew uncovers a disturbing photo from his youth, and Alex Trebek’s family is putting his wardrobe to good use.
Luke is in a one-sided relationship with a fancy store, and the Canadian government angered China with a Wu-Tang t-shirt. What a world.
Luke watched all of the Super Bowl commercials and he has some opinions! (But please nobody tell Genevieve.)
This week’s installment of Friday Inspiration! leads Luke and Andrew to their new favorite Australian Death Metal Band. Plus, Amazon’s new CEO loves him some hot wings. What’s so wrong with that?
Luke hears back from his building managers after sending his Strongly Worded Email. Plus, an exploration of Lil Uzi Vert’s new forehead diamond, which is very big and a little off-center
Luke sent a Strongly Worded Email to his building’s management company and is starting to regret it. Meanwhile, Andrew is floundering around trying to remember a very specific Robert’s Rule Of Order.
Luke and Andrew call-up their Fact Checkin’ Cuz in Minnesota to find out what’s going on with another mysterious monolith that just popped-up there. Plus, listener Chris witnessed something that nobody should ever have to witnes
Luke’s family is getting into some pretty exciting emoji action on their text chain. Speaking of phones, Luke is playing a very dangerous game with his this week.
Luke is mortified by something he just learned about his new apartment, but -- thanks to some motivational advice from an unlikely source -- he is pushing through. Plus, a listener shares his own experience with GameStop stock.
Luke and Andrew discuss what they would do if they were approached by a stranger offering them a free COVID vaccination while stuck in traffic. Because that happened in Oregon recently. Plus, Luke’s nieces write-in with some pretty solid knock-knock jokes.
Yesterday’s GameStop Wall Street story has blown-up, and now it also involves AMC Theaters and Bed Bath & Beyond. Luke and Andrew credit their early reporting on the matter. Plus, science has an evolutionary answer to why we always feel like we’re in a hurry.
Luke and Andrew delve into the fascinating (and somewhat confusing) story of how a bunch of Redditors are trying to protect the video game store GameStop from greedy investors. Plus, you ever wonder how that old Nintendo Duck Hunt gun worked?
Luke and Andrew say goodbye to Larry King, who’s provided TBTL with so much content over the years. They also dig deep into Pacific Northwest Taco Chain Culture.
Andrew’s quixotic quest to find his favorite Dick Clark radio show takes him on an audio adventure while Luke discovers his new favorite public radio show of all time. Plus, Dakota Johnson was just kidding when she said she loves limes. But shouldn’t we already have known that?
Luke and Andrew stumble on an honest-to-gosh TBTL Mystery involving a Donor of the Day. Plus, Luke is embarrassed about something he said on yesterday’s show, and a Weird Al Yankovich song from 1983 teaches him something about the world of music.
Luke and Andrew harness all the power of the podcasting medium to bring you live, breaking coverage of today’s presidential inauguration after the fact. Plus, we learn why a bunch of pigeons died during Nixon’s big day and how John Adams and Thomas Jefferson saved their bromance.
Alec Baldwin says he’s leaving Twitter after his American-born wife was outed for adopting a dubious Spanish persona. Luke and Andrew are joined by a guest who is ready to defend Hilaria Baldwin against her hordes of Twitter haters. Plus, Joe Biden might not be allowed to bring his Peloton bike into the White House. Maybe.
Andrew and Luke celebrate the best Cleveland Browns season in a generation, which came to a disappointing end yesterday. And they look ahead at the future of the Browns and Seahawks.
Luke and Andrew discuss the national Hot Pocket recall, Little House on the Prairie secrets, and why you shouldn’t throw your apple core out of a moving car.
There’s a BIG update to the story about the supposedly American bird on the lam in Australia. And Luke wrestles with a personal vaccine-related conundrum.
An American pigeon named Joe travelled all the way to Australia...and now it’s being hunted down by authorities there. Plus, Luke has a run-in with a weirdo at a grocery store.
Andrew asks Luke for some important advice before heading out to meet a stranger in a mall parking lot. Plus, Luke is not psyched to hear that Aaron Rogers is reportedly going to host an episode of Jeopardy! And a San Francisco man can’t access his quarter million dollars because he lost his bitcoin password.
Andrew is sad to learn that one of his favorite games has disappeared off the internet forever, and now he has nothing to play during TBTL. Plus, Ken Jennings makes his debut as interim Jeopardy! host, and Luke says he did a dang good job!
Luke and Andrew (who still might be a little drunk) try to wrap their heads around the fact that the Browns are advancing in the playoffs while the Seahawks are not.
Luke and Andrew have lots to catch up on from the last two weeks, including Andrew’s newfound love of helicopters, Luke’s sudden loss of twitter followers, and of course, the inexplicable popularity of the 1986 song Keep Your Hands To Yourself by The Georgia Satellites.
Luke and Andrew discover a very curious thing about Australian radio in this final edition of this year’s TBTL Winter Games!
Oh, Luke loves the music of Michael “White Lightning” McDonald. But can he be a good doobie and pass the ultimate Michael McDonald quiz? That’s what listener Marissa in Maryland aims to find out.
Everyone knows Luke and Andrew are hot dogs, but what kind of hot dogs are they? That’s what listener Emily wants to know, so she made a personality quiz just for the boys.
Since Luke is the official Monster Truck Pilot of TBTL, listener Heidi decides to test him on his Monster Jam knowledge.
Luke and Andrew figure out -- once and for all -- how old they really are, with the help of a dubious online personality test.
Luke and Andrew kick off the new year with one of the best TBTL quizzes of all time, created by Andrew’s former neighbor in New Hampshire?!
Luke considers moving to Hawaii while Andrew berates him about Winter In Ohio. Plus, listener Matt challenges them to a Winter Game that tests their knowledge of TBTL and other, less famous podcasts, like The Gist and some sports show out of Miami.
Day 3 of the TBTL Winter Games has Luke and Andrew trying to outsmart a computer with the help of some indie rock and steamed hams.
The TBTL Winter Games kick into high gear when The Perfect Ten convinces Luke and Andrew to figure out -- once and for all -- which dang Harry Potter houses they belong to.
Quizmaster Bill In Toronto has a new Winter Game for Luke and Andrew to conquer: Can they tell the difference between a real gadget from the Hammacher Schlemmer catalogue versus a made-up one? (In other words, is there really such a thing as a “Gotham City Golf Cart”?)
Let the TBTL Winter Games….BEGIN! Luke and Andrew spend Christmas trying to guess holiday music based on lyrics that have been all poofed-up by listener Aryn.
A prominent Fox News host is fooled on-air by a animal rights activist, and a new Spotify trend is taking the internet by storm! Plus, Luke and Andrew head into the Christmas Holiday in the traditional way: By discussing Ryan Leaf’s 1998 draft position.
Andrew takes issue with the journalistic standards in Brainerd, MN, while Luke is ready to fight the ghost of one time NBA commissioner David Stern.
Luke accidentally fires off a Fire Tweet during the show and has to deal the consequences, and Andrew plots his cinematic return to the Seattle airwaves, complete with a 1980s montage scene.
A boring Sunday night win has Andrew more hyped-up than he’s ever been about the Browns, who are now 10-4, just like the Seahawks!
Luke’s apartment trash chute has him feeling garbage anxiety, while Andrew tries his hand at some impromptu ASMR.
Luke and Andrew surprise themselves by spending most of today’s show dissecting a list of 2016 Hollywood Power Players. Luke also learns that Andrew cuts apples like a sociopath.
Tom Cruise was caught on tape screaming at Mission Impossible staffers about the importance of Covid-19 protocols. But could the whole thing have been staged?! (No. But Andrew likes to start baseless conspiracies.)
Luke, Andrew and Genevieve combine forces for a TBTL / After These Messages crossover episode that ranks all the good and bad Santas crowding your television these days.
Luke and Andrew record a late-night No Point Conversion to discuss the Browns’ heartbreaking (but respectable!) loss to the Ravens on Monday Night Football. Also, the Seahawks won their game too.
Phyllis “P-Fletch” Fletcher swings by to explain why she sent Luke and Andrew a very creepy video.
Luke and Andrew finally run the Spotify algorithm experiment that the world has not been waiting for! They also discuss the regrettable posters that hung in their childhood bedrooms.
Luke has fully embraced bachelor life by drinking sauerkraut juice right from the jar and going to the bathroom with the door open, something Andrew says he’d never do, even if he were the last man on earth. Plus, the man behind Peloton is getting dragged online, but Luke likes the cut of his jib.
A mystery bot volunteers to help Luke with a very important part of his TBTL duties. Plus, a pop-up restaurant takes it upon itself to serve discontinued Taco Bell menu items.
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Luke is preparing to do some home surgery, Mario Lopez is playing Colonel Sanders in a Lifetime movie, and Andrew explains why he clocked some time in a stinky shack after college.
Luke is both fascinated and frustrated by a futuristic room in his apartment building. And a lawsuit reveals the name of the person who found $2 million in hidden treasure in the Rocky Mountains.
The Seahawks suffer a disappointing loss, the Browns play their best half of football in a lifetime, and Luke disapproves of the way Andrew experiences football.
Luke’s dreams of becoming a multiple fob owner are about to come true, while Andrew has finally found the kind of film he’s willing to sit through: a 1980’s Christmas movie uploaded to Youtube starring either Mickey Rourke or Mickey Rooney, he’s not sure.
Andrew has some regrets after taking his Thanksgiving restaurant horror story to the press. Meanwhile, Luke struggles with the realization that he may be more Beta than Alpha these days. And TBTL announces the “Acts of TENerosity” campaign!
TBTL Friendo Mike Pesca and his fiancé, Michelle, join the show to talk about the giant human rat that helped them get engaged.
Celebrity chef David Chang made a huge gamble on national television last night…a gamble even Luke would have blanched at. Plus, Luke had to stay up all night to complete some company-mandated homework. And Andrew revives an old project involving American history.
The Seahawks and the Browns are both 8-and-3 after beating bad teams this week, and Luke and Andrew are here to appreciate it.
Luke’s new robot vacuum (and closest friend) is causing some real problems. Also, a mystery deepens when a photographer says he witnessed the destruction and removal of Utah’s inexplicable desert monolith.
Andrew got flimflammed over the holiday break, and -- as if that weren’t bad enough -- Utah’s mysterious monolith is missing! (I know that’s a lot of Ms, dude.)
Luke, Andrew and Genevieve are ready to deep fry and taste-test the veggie-hotdog-and-sauerkraut monstrosities that they brought into this world for the Thanksgiving holiday.
Luke, Andrew and Genevieve gather in the kitchen to celebrate Thanksgiving the only way they know how: By cooking a very sketchy hotdog recipe they found in a very sketchy hotdog cookbook.
Luke is excited about the new garbage chute at his apartment, and Andrew is jealous since he can’t get the city to pick his trash up yet again. Plus, a mysterious monolith in the Utah desert has Luke reaching out to his (first) ex-wife to see if she was behind it.
Luke and Andrew dig into a vintage hot dog cookbook to find the least-disgusting recipe to make on their Thanksgiving podcast. Plus, TBTL pal Ken Jennings will be the first interim host to take the reins on Jeopardy!
Luke and Andrew reach way back in their memory to recap last Thursday’s Seahawks win over the Arizona Cardinals and the Browns wet, ugly win over the Eagles yesterday.
Andrew is relieved that his cat survived a scary night at the vet, and Luke is wondering if a certain business is using the pandemic to short shrift its customers. Plus, a young woman’s surprising laugh goes viral on TikTok.
Andrew is worried about his cat, Theo, after a very sleepless night with the old guy. But Luke is on hand with a lot of Donovan songs to help calm everyone’s nerves.
Andrew’s dreams of having his own Wikipedia entry are dashed upon the shores of Wiki reality. Meanwhile, Luke’s new neighbor accidentally says the *exact* thing Luke doesn’t want to hear about his new apartment. And a tiny owl is miraculously rescued from the Rockefeller Center Christmas tree.
Luke almost sliced his finger off with a new knife, and the only thing that can save him are some old Radio Shack supplies. Plus, the internet discovers one of the best celebrity interviewers who’s heyday was 40 years ago.
Luke’s new favorite radio station has him working on his own Radio Voice. Andrew is cranky over his lack of a Wikipedia page. And a bunch of Orcas named Gladys are attacking boats off the coast of Portugal.
Luke and Andrew dissect the Seahawks’ disappointing loss, the Browns’ strange victory, and the pigeon that wouldn’t leave the 40 yard line.
Luke checks in from Portland with some news while John Tesh checks out from Twitter. Meanwhile, Andrew moves heaven and earth to try and log into a right wing social media site without success.
Luke and Andrew discuss the times they’ve cried on-air and why Luke’s friend’s Dad said something weird in 1987. Plus, more murder hornets, damn it.
Andrew tracks down the song his 6th grade class sang at graduation, and is very surprised by its origins. And today is the 50th anniversary of the best local TV news story of all time.
Luke is pretty much done with trying to read the news without going bonkers this week, so he and Andrew instead celebrate celebrity birthdays and stumble on some shocking Alex Trebek tape.
An online group of Furries have recreated a virtual reality version of Four Seasons Total Landscaping, and we are here for it.
Luke and Andrew look back at the Seahawks’ messy loss to the Bills yesterday and they wonder how many dancy/singy shows Ken Jeong is allowed to host at once.
Luke and Andrew celebrate this weekend’s election results and dig deep on the mystery of the Four Seasons Total Landscaping press conference. They also pay tribute to Alex Trebek, who sadly passed away.
Luke and Andrew try to process the ongoing vote count, while Luke’s liver braces for some more good news (hopefully.) Plus, Luke apologizes for slandering the good name of the New Yorker subscription department.
As the country waits to see who will be their next president, Luke and Andrew try to get to the bottom of a mystery surrounding the Muppet Babies.
Chris Hayes from MSNBC stops by to give Luke & Andrew some context and clarity as to what is really going on with the country and the election.
Luke and Andrew get serious about how they’re feeling as the election count continues, then Luke gets serious about some whisky as a twitter joke goes awry.
Luke makes a commitment to do something very brave and life-changing if tonight’s election results end in a certain candidate’s concession speech. He also spent yesterday hanging out with honest-to-god ligers at an animal sanctuary.
Luke watched the Seattle Seahawks beat the 49ers over the saddest plate of mozzarella sticks in Colorado while Andrew watched the Browns get slowly dismantled by a team from Las Vegas?
Luke checks in from Colorado before visiting some of the “Tiger King” tigers. Andrew is relieved his plumbing is fixed but worried about the implications for his garbage duties. Plus, a sculpture in The Netherlands is exactly the right shape for saving a commuter train that plunged off the tracks.
Andrew’s struggles with the broken plumbing in his apartment begin to approach a breaking point. Meanwhile, Luke continues to explore the culture and curiosities of Butte, Montana. And McDonald’s is bringing back the McRib, and the social media roll-out is less annoying than you might think!
Luke doesn’t want to talk about the coffee he just spilled all over his pants, but Andrew sure does. Also, the Tens of Listeners get to the bottom of the Dominos Pizza App Conspiracy Theory once and for all.
Luke’s ongoing Montana adventures take him to an abandoned, underground, illegal casino with secret passageways! Plus, a player for the Dodgers was diagnosed with coronavirus during the game yesterday, but that didn’t stop him from pulling down his mask to celebrate his World Series win with his teammates. Great job.
Plumbing issues in Andrew’s apartment give him a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to use a bathroom that he’s often dreamt of using. Luke, meanwhile, has a pizza adventure in a Butte, Montana, parking lot.
Luke and Andrew break down a pretty devastating Seahawks overtime loss to the Cardinals and a pretty dang impressive comeback win by the Cleveland Browns!
Luke is in Montana, which is good, but he accidentally flew into the wrong city, which is...less good. Plus, a listener offers an interesting suggestion on how to describe TBTL to the uninitiated.
A TBTL listener tries to convince her friend to check out the podcast. Luke and Andrew review her efforts. They also review season one of HBO’s The Vow.
Luke and Andrew try to determine if it’s immoral to use a gift certificate at an independent restaurant during these tough economic times. Plus, Quibi has announced that it is, indeed, folding, leading Andrew to make the most obvious joke you can already imagine.
Andrew is offended by a pretty inoffensive voicemail he just received, and Luke is dealing with a toe injury that neither Buddhism nor mashed potatoes seem to help. Plus, all of Chris Pratt’s famous friends are rushing to his defense on Twitter...for some reason.
Luke has a theory that Andrew is running for Whatcom County Judge under an assumed name. They also discuss the leaked tape of NFL announcers deriding military flyovers at football games...and another story of someone accidentally broadcasting something that should not have been broadcast.
The Pittsburgh Steelers clobbered the Cleveland Browns in a bad way yesterday. But no need to panic yet, says famously sanguine Browns fan Andrew Walsh.
Luke is about to return a rental car covered in fake blood, and he’s starting to worry that this might be a bit of a problem. Andrew is not helping calm his nerves. Plus, you can now rent an entire movie theater for $100...but if you want to rent a microphone, it’ll cost you another cool hundo.
Luke and Andrew start off weird and get weirder as they mangle the origins of 90s pop songs and try to channel their inner Petey USA. Plus, a kid becomes a hero after finding a lemur that was stolen (?) from the San Francisco zoo.
Luke learns that his facemask isn’t just protecting him from the coronavirus, but also from shame and embarrassment. Plus, a town in Massachusetts is ALL-CAPS YELLING at residents to stop calling 911 about a fish.
Luke gets mad at Andrew for throwing away a shirt. Andrew accidentally agrees to ride a bucking bronco at a sexy bar. And a very promising HBO documentary about a radio host who went to prison ends up being quite the disappointment.
Luke almost flooded his entire house yesterday, but he was saved by Swedish design. He and Andrew also take great umbrage over an SNL skit that is being mischaracterized by the media.
The StuBot -- always a trooper -- joins Luke and Andrew to dissect the jaw-dropping SNF matchup between his beloved Vikings and the undefeated Seattle Seahawks last night. Oh, also, the Browns are 4-1 for the first time since 1994.
Luke and Andrew discuss the rise and fall and rise again of Crocs footwear. Plus, looks like nobody is interested in buying the ill-fated entertainment app Quibi. And turkey farmers are bracing for low sales this Thanksgiving.
Andrew is dealing with some stuff after his cat mistook his studio for a litter box. Meanwhile, companies are looking to cash-in on human pee, which apparently makes great fertilizer.
Andrew has a terrible, just terrible idea for a Silicon Valley startup. Luke is having stress dreams involving inflatable innertubes. And the guy who went viral drinking Cran-Raspberry juice on his longboard is getting some love from Ocean Spray.
TBTL Friendo and rock ‘n’ roll aficionado Camero Kev joins the show to pay tribute to Eddie Van Halen, who passed away yesterday. Plus, Luke and Andrew prepare for the imminent “super pig uprising.”
Luke and Andrew discuss whether Led Zeppelin stole the music for Stairway to Heaven, even though Andrew swears they already covered it on a different show. (They didn’t.) Also, what’s up with spam?
Luke and Andrew worry about the future of their friendship since it looks like their two teams are Super Bowl bound. (No, YOU’RE getting ahead of yourself!)
Luke and Andrew are confused and dismayed by a commercial starring Mark Hamill and Patrick Stewart. They are equally confused (but not dismayed) by the history of Alice Cooper. And they are impressed with Jim Carrey’s impersonation of Joe Biden on SNL.
Luke tests Andrew’s likability with a list of “Ten Things Likable People Never Do.” Oh, also the President has COVID.
Luke and Andrew receive some very surprising news about their “likability” during an APM meeting. They also learn about the issue of “fake honey” that is flooding the market and why Subway’s bread isn’t technically bread in some places.
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Luke and Andrew try to make a little sense of last night’s disastrous presidential debate, but Andrew would rather talk about his favorite fake Wings song. Plus, a wildlife park has a problem with foul-mouthed parrots.
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Luke and Andrew came into today’s show with the SAME EXACT question about their morning coffee. How’s that for kismet? Plus, candy makers are really, really trying to make Halloween happen this year.
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The Cleveland Browns have a winning record for the first time in 6 years, and the Seattle Seahaks are 3-0 for the first time since their Super Bowl season. Luke and Andrew recap a happy couple of wins for their teams.
Andrew was bullied within an inch of his life at the grocery store this weekend, while Luke had a frightening encounter on a hiking trail. Plus, MTA workers are in trouble for creating a rumpus room below the streets of New York City.
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Luke and Andrew discuss the important issues of the day, such as Vince Vaughn’s best joke, why red licorice isn’t really licorice, and the fragile future of our American democracy.
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Luke witnesses a personal miracle that almost forces Andrew to host the show solo. Plus, journalists at the Chicago Tribune are FURIOUS over a fake phishing email sent to them by their own company.
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Luke bonded with fellow Albanian-American Jim Belushi yesterday. Plus, he and Andrew are delighted to learn that clowns trademark their characters by having their faces painted onto eggs! (Today’s intro tape via Rachel Wenitsky on Twitter)
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Luke faces his fears and listens back to his infamous 2009 presentation at an Oregon banker’s conference.
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The Browns won! The Seahawks won! Their quarterbacks both looked good (one looked very, very good!) And most importantly, the score was the same in both games.
Luke joins the show from the Hotel District of Medford, Oregon, on his way to meet up with Jim Belushi. He went to the airport yesterday for the first time in 7 months, and it was scary. Plus, he and Andrew discuss last night’s Emmy Awards through the lens of their favorite Southern Florida TV critic. And Luke’s love of octopodes grows after watching My Octopus Teacher.
Luke and Andrew fulfill a special request to record a long show to help a listener’s commute. They discuss a new technology that is supposed to be like Google...for your brain? And Chuck E. Cheese is going to burn 7 billion old prize tickets.
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Luke and Andrew discuss the Big Dad Energy involved in sending photos of newspaper articles to friends and family. Plus, the Notorious B.I.G.’s famous crown goes up for sale, and Uber is looking at ways to minimize wait-times for their drivers. Luke is already annoyed by this.
Luke navigates a touchy situation with his former therapist while Andrew apologizes to a listener for claiming that she’s not a real person. They also compare and contrast the new documentary The Vow with the 2012 romantic drama The Vow starring Rachel McAdams.
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Jeopardy! is back, baby! And Luke is here for it. Plus, Andrew regrets the time he refused to be a pallbearer, along with almost everything else he’s ever done.
For better or worse, the NFL is back, and Luke and Andrew are here for it. They recap the Seahawks’ decisive victory over the Falcons, and the Cleveland Brown’s very Brownsy loss to the hated Ravens.
Luke and Andrew discuss EGOTS, PEGOTS, and strategies for getting a humpback whale out of an Australian river teeming with crocodiles.
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Japan is now letting fans attend sporting events again...so long as they don’t cheer. Speaking of sports, Luke and Andrew can’t believe the NFL is actually back in action. Also, Luke apologizes to Andrew for a radio transgression.
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The much anticipated follow-up to Deadspin is finally here! (And it’s already stealing Luke’s jokes, smh.) Plus, Andrew is following Rita Wilson into the celebrity texting game.
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Luke and Andrew discuss a misguided man’s misguided plans to become a real-life Willy Wonka, and a city in Japan unveils public restrooms with see-through walls. Also, a close call with trash collectors sends Luke’s garbage anxiety into his dreamscapes.
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Luke is back from vacation with a harrowing tale from his time at sea. It involves a knife, freezing cold water, and an underwear-hug to remember. Plus, David Blaine did something with balloons, and Andrew is convinced that the future of podcasting lies in the capable hands of Reader’s Digest.
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The 2020 TBTL Summer Games come to a close with a custom quiz about minor league baseball teams. Plus, Andrew come *this close* to impressing Luke by almost remembering the story of a feral child. And Mike Pesca confirms that he was once on a treadmill between Charles Barkley and John Mellancamp.
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Once-disgraced Quiz Master Bill in Toronto returns with a new challenge for Luke and Andrew: Can they guess the true origins of English words? And if not, who will get fired this time?
On day nine of the TBTL Summer Games, Luke and Andrew try to answer the age-old question: Do people like the TBTL Summer Games? Plus, listener Tony challenges the boys on their knowledge of dinosaurs.
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Day 8 of the TBTL Summer Games keeps Luke guessing poorly performed pop songs. And Andrew (AKA “Iceman”) falls for a bean-related spoof.
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The TBTL Summer Games continue with a Name That Tune game involving a badly-played recorder (or “flutophone” if you prefer.) Plus, Andrew gets a new, unfortunate nickname.
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Luke and Andrew continue the TBTL Summer Games and admit to some of their highest crimes and misdemeanors.
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On day 5 of the TBTL Summer Games, British listener Paul challenges the lads on English geography, and Luke impresses Andrew with his ear for Oasis.
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It’s Day 4 of the TBTL Summer Games! Andrew digs up one of his favorite quizzes of all time to see if Luke can tell the difference between a football coach and a serial killer — with a little help from the Ultimate Halloween Playlist.
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Day 3 of the TBTL Summer Games has Andrew staring into the maw of Mount Doom as Luke tests him on his very minimal Lord of the Rings knowledge.
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Day 2 of the TBTL Summer Games has Luke trying to tell the difference between Donovan songs and vegetarian restaurants. There’s also some talk of the Minnesota Twins’ Joe Mauer.
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Luke and Andrew kick-off the 2020 TBTL Summer Games with a quiz about -- wait for it -- summertime! They also revisit the 1989 classic Back to the Beach starring Annette Funicello, Pee-Wee Herman, and maybe Wolfman Jack? That can’t be right.
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Luke and Andrew argue about a TBTL editorial decision, but all ends well when they discover a 2012 write-up about them in a radio trade publication. Plus, a break-in at a ninja museum reminds Luke why he wanted to be a ninja when he was a kid.
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Luke is fascinated by the story of a man who sailed around the world without any modern instruments…not even a watch! And Andrew recalls the time he was pulled over for menacing neighbors from a white, windowless van.
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Luke and Andrew have a LOT of opinions on pickles! Also, scientists shoot a laser at the moon to prove that it’s moving away from the earth. Come on, Moon! And a state rep from Rhode Island uses the Democratic Convention to brag about the state’s calamari.
Luke and Andrew enjoy an oral history of a scene from The Simpsons’ that has reached icon status. They also discuss some of the highlights and weird-lights of last night’s Democratic convention.
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Luke and Andrew offer an appreciation of the NPR commentators of old (Bailey White, we’re looking at you!) Plus, yesterday was the hottest day on record. Ever. At least in a place called “Furnace Creek, Death Valley.”
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Luke and Andrew learn more about Lawnchair Larry’s ill-fated flight in a balloon chair. And a football player’s attempt to sneak a woman into training camp goes awry.
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A listener comment sends Luke and Andrew on an audio journey of discovery. Plus, David Blaine is up to his old tricks, this time involving balloons. And Andrew is still freaking out about this whole “pandemic” thing.
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Luke feels guilty for watching Hoarders after cleaning and organizing his own house. Andrew tries to stand up for himself during a tense moment at Goodwill. Plus, should Netflix and other streaming services stop skipping the credits at the end of movies and TV shows?
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A 39 year old Phil Collins song is now topping the charts thanks to a viral video. Also, Andrew might sue Google for reasons he doesn’t completely understand.
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TBTL Friendo and Energy Drink Consultant Camaro Kev joins the show to discuss the worst Disney ride of all time. And boy, is it bad. Plus, a listener tells a harrowing story of dog poop etiquette.
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Andrew had a somewhat embarrassing run-in with a West Wing actor yesterday. And Luke finally digs into the pile of Lotto tickets he got for Christmas. Plus, is TikTok really doomed in the US? And how much does it matter?
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Andrew is about to betray one of his favorite personal possessions, but he doesn't want to hurt its feelings. Or does he? Plus, writer Drew Magary's attempts to improve his own scrawled handwriting inspires Luke to do the same.
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Luke has a dream about Rita Wilson, which reveals something about his relationship with Tom Hanks. Meanwhile, Andrew stumbles on an old audio artifact from his youth, and they discuss the fascinating life of Pat O'Day, a Seattle broadcasting legend who became an unwitting foe to the hippies of the Pacific Northwest.
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Andrew is now *cooking* his laundry, and Luke is adjusting the parameters of his 60 Day Challenge. They also debate the plate garnishes at Denny’s restaurants. (Luke is a parsley man. Andrew prefers the orange slice.)
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Luke launches a new personal improvement project he calls The Sixty-Day Challenge. Andrew eats a big sandwich in the car. Plus, it’s looking more and more like Microsoft will buy Tiky-Toky.
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Tig Notaro swings by to talk about her new podcast Don't Ask Tig. She also talks to Luke and Andrew about her plans to become a nutritionist, how she dealt with chronic pain for years, and why she has zero anxiety on trash pickup day.
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A Red Lobster employee in Ohio makes a once-in-a-lifetime discovery, and Luke and Andrew reminisce about their childhood watches.
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Steve “The StuBot” Neuman joins the show to discuss the MN State Fair’s plans to hold a “drive-through” event and the unfortunate face-mask politics of Yakov Smirnoff.
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Luke and Andrew find themselves engrossed in a Taco Bell fansite. Also, the original Deadspin is coming back! (But it won’t be called “Deadspin”.) And animals say the darnedest things.
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Luke and Andrew had a wonderful weekend enjoying the return of baseball, but now Andrew’s feeling guilty. Andrew also tries to reprise some of his famous voice characters, much to Luke’s chagrin.
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Luke and Andrew debate whether or not Summertime is the best song by Will Smith. Plus, Andrew spills the beans on a pot-smoking mascot, and Luke figures out why green screens are green.
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Seattle’s hockey team finally has a name, the New York Times just bought the podcast Serial, and the world continues to burn around us. Oh, and we have some Blursdays!
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Mary “The TBTL Virgin” checks in from Arizona, where she is writing poems about bras and still not listening to TBTL. Plus, Listener Tracy tries to help Luke and Andrew memorize the state capitals with a song.
Tour The States Song (from Marbles The Brain Store)Taco Bell is betraying Luke, just like Chewbacca betrayed Grimli in the Last Star Fighter. Plus, listeners take over the show with a V-Mail Frenzy, and Andrew realizes he’s basically becoming the “Meme War Dad”.
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Susan Orlean may be the one person on earth who can blast-out a drunken tweet storm and still be delightful. Plus, Luke was impressed by the new 30 Rock special, and Andrew wants to be a Hobbit?
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Luke and Andrew are back on Andrew’s roof, talking shark attacks, twitter hacks, and the airplanes that keep flying overhead. Plus, Andrew has a marketing idea for the local AM news station.
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Luke is in town, so Andrew set up a special, socially-distant outdoor recording studio for today’s show! They discuss Power Points and things that are cake. Plus, Airbnb wants customers to send free money to would-be hosts who are losing money during the pandemic.
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Andrew tries (and fails) to add a little flair to the show with the help of some celebrity trivia, and Luke considers dropping TikTok — not just because of security concerns, but also because of a new trend that he does not like. Also, Luke insists he’s not a “Dirty Bird.”
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Luke and Andrew have a lot of Top Stories that they completely ignore so they can instead take the APM listener survey. Also, Luke is very into the TV show Alone, and Andrew considers working for a local radio station that’s “as cool now as it was then!”
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Luke spent the weekend happily enjoying middle age and watering his lawn, while Andrew was out there literally busting his butt on Rollerblades. Plus, Atlas Obscura offers the dazzling history of people slipping on banana peels. And soap opera directors learn how to film love scenes in the age of coronavirus.
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The Merriam-Webster dictionary just declared “irregardless” a word, even though it’s not really a word. Luke and Andrew also discuss Unsolved Mysteries, how to get ahead in podcasting, and Russell Wilson’s “unique” hands.
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Gary Larson is back with new Far Side cartoons, and a Japanese theme park encourages roller coaster riders to “scream inside their hearts.”
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Andrew finally gets his hands on some of them goofy flavored potato chips, only to find himself betrayed by them. Also, Vermont outlaws throwing away food in non-compostable bins, and Luke learns that Dixie Cups were sort of the “Zoom” of the 1918 Flu pandemic.
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Luke and Andrew both played around in the sandwich space yesterday and were happy with their respective results. Plus, Luke forgot what year it is, and a listener shares a horrifying story of a 1990s house party gone wrong.
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Luke is trying to attract humming birds to his window, and Andrew is confused about hashtags. Plus, we’ve maybe been measuring dogs ages the wrong way!
Andrew grills Luke in a quiz all about grills, with a little help from Paula Abdul. And Luke's mom sings her special sparkler song.
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Andrew is uneasy about an upcoming appointment, and Luke is questioning his relationship with his cat. Plus, Vanilla Ice had a misguided plan to perform at a restaurant in virus-ravaged Texas, and a restaurant in South Carolina uses blow-up dolls to fill seats.
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Luke and Andrew celebrate Canada Day with a look at the latest development in fake meats that are being “pooped out” of 3D-printers, and they get a preview of the upcoming virtual Tour de France.
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Luke and Andrew hatch a sneaky plan to find out who, exactly, has to participate in their company’s cyber security training. They also weigh-in on Sacha Baron Cohen’s prank at a far-right rally in Washington State.
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Luke tried to stalk Andrew this weekend, and Andrew is trying to stalk his way onto John Dickerson’s Wikipedia page. Plus, Amazon is going to name Seattle’s new venue “Climate Pledge Arena”, and it’s time to start saying goodbye to the Segway scooter.
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Luke and Andrew CRACK into a story about all the baseball peanuts that are going to waste, and they try to sort out their feelings on the newly-announced baseball season.
Luke falls in love with a small town swimming hole that he hopes to someday use. Plus, “portable urinals” (aka “pee bags”) are flying off the shelves.
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TBTL reunites a student, Julien, with his long-lost favorite teacher, whose name happens to be Andrew Walsh. For now.
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A twenty-year disagreement between Genevieve and Andrew involves a movie trailer that just blew Luke's mindgrapes. (It stars Vincent D'Onofrio. Or maybe Brendan Frasier.) Also, illegal fireworks are booming across the US, which leads to some complicated feelings and ruined casseroles.
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Luke savors a rare weekend of mostly good political headlines, and Andrew notices that the New York Times is getting into Dream Catching…for better or worse.
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Luke and Andrew find themselves in uncharted waters after Andrew tries to suss out the origins of a phishing email. Plus, Luke learns some things about Scrub Daddies and Scrub Mommies.
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Andrew is about to embark on a grand adventure, while Luke is definitely NOT going anywhere, thanks to some hot canned peppers.
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Andrew tells Luke which celebrities he guesses have bad breath, and Luke is amazed by a video about “mindful snacking” from the company that makes Oreos.
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Jeopardy! is running out of new episodes, the world's sexiest tortoise is retiring at age 100, and Luke almost burnt down his house last night.
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Luke and Andrew try to figure out why a canned pasta company was called “Franco-American,” and they debate the appeal of to-go cocktails. And listener in San Francisco finds himself in a high-stakes poop-related garbage anxiety standoff with a neighbor.
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Luke and Andrew find that two of the biggest news stories in the world right now are happening in their respective cities: Seattle’s police-free “autonomous zone” is making international headlines, and the latest Murder Hornet sighting occurred on Luke’s jogging route.
Andrew finds himself embroiled in a mystery as strange emails from a Hollywood production company start filling his inbox. Plus, David Chase accidentally disambiguates the ending of The Sopranos, and “disambiguate” is definitely a word. I just looked it up.
Luke and Andrew discuss the life and times of the TV show COPS, which is (finally?) getting cancelled. Plus, a vigilante lock-picker is loose in Paris.
The BBC suggests changing our tone in emails during this time of upheaval. Luke and Andrew explore this their approach to this, and whether email itself is becoming outdated.
An adventurer finally found the hidden treasure that an octogenarian hid and left clues to. And the grossest TBTL voicemail of all time rattles Andrew.
Luke and Andrew and the Tens of Listeners wrap up an emotional week of live shows and phone calls. Thank you to everyone for taking part in our TBTL-a-Thon activities, surreal though it may have been at times.
Andrew reveals a secret about Luke that he’s been hiding for almost ten years. And listeners call-in to share stories of laser helmets and dead-air dreams on day four of the TBTL-a-Thon.
Luke and Andrew take calls from listeners all over the country to talk about Black Mouth Curds, dog poop shaming, and ironing napkins. Plus, Luke’s mom offers some good laughs via PDF.
Day two of the TBTL-A-Thon finds Luke and Andrew taking calls from the listeners, and trying to navigate these intense, important and complex times. They also hear a crazy-ass toupee story.
Luke and Andrew open the phones and hear from Tens of Listeners on a very complicated morning in America. Today is the first day of TBTL-a-Thon 11: Let’s Stay Together.
Luke and Andrew’s big plans for today’s episode change at the last minute, and their TBTL Friendos P-Fletch and Kiki Lolo jump in to help them out. Then they talk about phony Murder Hornet warnings, a rare wolverine sighting, and a moose in a dang swimming pool!
Luke is fascinated by the world of crossbred animals like Toygers, Beefalo, and Grolar Bears. Meanwhile, Andrew might be losing his marbles?
A woman who inherited Elon Musk’s old phone number is fielding some interesting calls, and Andrew learns the difference between Anthony Edwards and Daniel Stern.
Luke and Andrew share some exciting news about next week’s TBTL-a-thon activities…including a TBTL Talent Show! Plus, why does Bruce Hornsby swear so much?
Luke and Andrew spend Memorial Day appreciating one of Tim Conway’s most memorable characters. And Luke explains why he didn’t invite Andrew to a virtual party.
Luke just realized that scammers may be trying to steal his identity. Like, for real.
Luke has an update on the Search For The Real Andrew Walsh, and Andrew has a pizza dream that does not end well.
Luke’s exclusive relationship with Domino’s Pizza reaches day 6, Papa John invites us inside his gaudy mansion, and some TBTL listeners try the Chuck E Cheese re-branded pizza.
Andrew applies a “take no prisoners” approach in addressing accusations about noises he makes during the show (possibly violating several laws while doing so.) Meanwhile, the ongoing Michael Jordan documentary makes Luke question his love of the basketball player. And a John Mulaney stand-up joke hurts the feelings of a real-life police detective.
Luke and Andrew pay tribute to filmmaker Lynn Shelton and to Fred Willard, who both passed away this weekend. Also, TBTL is Mystery Solvers as some listeners think they’ve found contact information for The Real Andrew Walsh, the best substitute teacher of all time.
Luke and Andrew talk to Julien, a teenager in Connecticut who’s looking for his former teacher, whose name also happens to be Andrew Walsh. And we find out which two audio drops made it to the final round in the Drops Of Stupider contest!
Luke and Andrew begin a quest to find “the real Andrew Walsh” after Andrew is contacted by a stranger who hoped he was someone else. Plus, the New York Times offers some Dazzling Deets about the making of Fury Road. And Matt Damon is making waves in a small Irish town that just wants everyone to LEAVE MATT ALONE.
Luke and Andrew forge a hair-cutting pact, and they start a new media company. All in one show! And a new podcast about a glam metal song is teaching Luke about Cold War history.
Luke has agreed to write and perform a song, and he has major regrets. He and Andrew also debate if they’ll smell better when they’re older. And a police officer uses a recorded peacock mating call to lure a bird back to the zoo.
Luke and Andrew discuss their plans for a special week of TBTL-a-Thon shows and activities. Also, Singapore is using robot dogs to enforce social distancing.
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Luke celebrated his birthday last night with a little help from some very unlikely friends! Plus, Luke and Andrew learn why dogs freak out when people exercise around them. And we find out which four audio drops made it to the Drops of Stupider semifinals.
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Elon Musk and Grimes have given their newborn a name that seems…difficult. And Andrew recalls the time Luke fired him.
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Luke is obsessed with a story about NBA players who don’t have access to basketball hoops during quarantine times. And Andrew’s bold hot take on raccoons turns out to be tepid at best.
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Luke and Andrew stayed up late to watch Korean baseball’s opening day, and they’re glad they did! They also discuss beginning each show with a formal disclaimer. And Luke tries to get Andrew more excited about the new Middleditch and Schwartz Netflix specials.
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Luke found himself betting on digital horses this weekend, while learning about the Murder Hornets invading the Bay City.
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Luke and Andrew uncover the mysteries of Michael Jackson’s song “Black or White”, with a little help from R.E.M. (and an old Vice article.) Plus, the Drops of Stupider contest moves on to the Elite Eight!
Click here to see the updated Drops of Stupider bracket, and vote for the new match-ups below:
I Feel Happy of Myself vs I Don't Watch the News Cause I'm a Kid
I Love Jesus But I Drink a Little vs Let the Fun Begin
The Marsupial Gurgle vs Power Out
That's a Pretty Good Spoof vs Is it Too Early to Get a Fish Sandwich
Luke is offended by a Seth Meyer’s bit about joggers, much to Andrew’s surprise. And speaking of surprises, Post Malone delivers a great Nirvana performance.
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Luke and Andrew learn that Chuck E. Cheese — and other restaurants — are using different company names to sell food on GrubHub. Is it ingenious or nefarious? Depends on the company involved. Plus, Andrew has his eyes on a new Garfield mug.
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Andrew uses the famous “booty” method to teach Luke how to dice an onion. And we hear about a London music label that sells extremely artisanal, extremely expensive records.
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Luke and Andrew listen back to the episode of Small Wonder that changed the course of Andrew’s life. Plus, Luke took a break from watching chiropractor “popping” videos to enjoy this weekend’s SNL, which seems to be hitting a stride.
Luke and Andrew wax nostalgic about Domino’s pizza, Cisco Morris, and the old fashioned radio days of TBTL. They also reveal the round 2 winners in the Drops of Stupider contest!
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Luke finally unveils his unrivaled imitation of Goofy (the animated dog) while Andrew deals with mystery wounds appearing on his body. Plus, the very first YouTube video was posted 15 years ago today.
Luke and Andrew explore the cultural history of the off-Broadway show, “Nunsense.” They also discuss the much celebrated and somewhat confounding Steak-Umms Twitter feed, and Andrew gets Luke to tell him one of his favorite Burbankian stories again.
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Luke is thankful for the new Michael Jordan documentary during quarantine, although any thoughts of sports eventually lead to a coronavirus anxiety loop. Plus, Andrew asks the listeners to weigh-in on important questions regarding socks and Lima beans.
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Luke and Andrew listen to a 30-year old audio tape from a very sad 6 year old who also has some perspective on life. Also, a news reporter accidentally (allegedly) broadcasts her husband in the shower.
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Andrew spends some time emphasizing with the Youth Of America, while Luke learns how to become a once-in-a-generation auto mechanic. Plus, we wrap up Round 2 of the Drops Of Stupider contest.
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We finally find out which audio drops made it through the first round of the Drops Of Stupider contest! Plus, the rent-a-celeb website Cameo is doing some very brisk business in the age of self-quarantine. And Andrew pursues another podcasting opportunity.
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Luke and Andrew try to figure out their blood types, with mixed results. Also, Luke’s new favorite show is on Instagram, Andrew is obsessed with a mental health commercial, and Amy Schumer had to change her kid’s name. And, despite Andrews’ vows to avoid the subject, they delve back into the untrustworthy world of Tiger King.
Luke tries to prepare Andrew for the great Rat Wars, which have already begun. Luke also thinks the premise of “Hey Jude” is kind of weird?
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Luke and Andrew enjoyed some quarantine-specific live TV this weekend, from SNL to Snax the Bunny. They also debate whether Weed Whacking is the worst outdoor chore.
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Luke and Andrew discuss their strange mental states on Day 26 of “Shut It Down, America.” Plus Andrew figures out who some sports radio guy is, Luke gets duped by a fake headline, and we hear the final contestants in the Drops of Stupider contest.
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Luke and Andrew relive their respective Cable Access Television days. Plus, Luke learns more about his new favorite Instagram star. And TBTL talks about the Dan Le Batard Show talking about the Howard Stern Show and about the Howard Stern Show talking about the Dan Le Batard show. (I have it all written down somewhere.)
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Luke and Andrew pay tribute to John Prine, who passed away. Plus, Luke is going to interview his #1 musical hero this afternoon, and he’s a little nervous. And Andrew keeps talking about Donovan for some damn reason.
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Jen “Flash” Andrews hops on the line from Ohio, where she surprisingly finds herself riding-out the coronavirus crisis. Plus, Luke and Andrew discuss their many, many, many, daily walks around the neighborhood.
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Luke and Andrew are worried that the dogs of America aren’t getting enough pet-pets from strangers. Plus, a TIGER has tested positive for the coronavirus. A TIGER. And we hear the third grouping of audio drops in the TBTL “Drops of Stupider” contest.
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Luke gets shirty with a stranger during a jog, and Andrew's vape shop is considered an "essential service." Plus, we hear the next batch of audio drops in listener Jake's "Drops of Stupider" competition!
Luke thinks he’s outsmarted the company’s Concur Expense System, while Andrew worries he’s been outsmarted by a drawing of trombones. Plus! It’s the official Day One of the “TBTL Drops of Stupider” drop contest!
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TBTL Friendo and MSNBC news guy Chris Hayes calls-in to discuss his new broadcast routine (and how he’s feeling) during the coronavirus crisis. Plus, Luke’s mom is trying to swear more, so that’s cool. And on this April Fool’s day, Andrew tells the story of his father’s box of fake poop.
A new bit of knowledge makes Luke feel betrayed by the producers of Tiger King. Plus, he and Andrew review some of the audio drops that are competing in the great TBTL Drop-Off, now officially entitled, “Drops of Stupider.” Vote here for your favs!
A man’s attempt to create a no-face-touching device goes horribly, horribly wrong. Plus, Luke and Andrew find themselves holding their breaths when they pass strangers. That’s not right, is it? And they help launch listener Jake’s “TBTL Drop-Off”, in which the Tens of Listeners vote on their favorite audio drops of all time. Vote here!
Luke and Andrew do their best to take the edge off of a very stressful week with the help of a cowboy security guard. They also debate the social pecking order of hot dogs and corn dogs.
Luke and Andrew have begun watching the Netflix hit Tiger King, which they rightfully take most of the credit for. Plus, Luke is delighted by a Twitter thread about the origins of Triscuits, and Andrew sticks his neck out to defend Girl Scout Cookies as an enjoyable treat. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Bambee Bambee.com/tbtl to to schedule a free HR audit.
Luke tries to help Andrew as he deals with CNN's refusal to air the latest episode of The Windsors. We also hear from a listener who is bearing the brunt of rude and panicked coronavirus-era shoppers. And Andrew is friends with Rita Wilson now. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Ollie. Visit MyOllie.com/try/tbtl to get 50% off your first box of food and a free bag of treats.
Luke and Andrew keep things positive during lock-down with a lot of help from the TBTL Tens...and a rapping Rita Wilson! . . . Today's show is sponsored by Bambee Bambee.com/tbtl to to schedule a free HR audit.
Luke reluctantly takes a TV assignment, and Andrew is mad at CNN for preempting his Charles & Diana stories. Plus, some quarantined celebrities made some questionable decisions on social media this weekend. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Ollie. Visit MyOllie.com/try/tbtl to get 50% off your first box of food and a free bag of treats.
Luke and Andrew check in with Luke's mom to see how his parents are doing and also to find out why his whole childhood was a lie. Plus, listener voicemails, and a very long digression into Donovan that involves Sammy Hagar and Andrew doing an impression of Donovan doing an impression of George Harrison. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Theragun. Visit Theragun.com/tbtl for a risk-free for 30 day trial.
We hear from the Tens of Listeners who've filled our voicemail lines to tell us how they're faring during quarantine. Plus, Luke fought the law, and the Luke won. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Quip. Visit GetQuip.com/tbtl to get your first refill pack free with a Quip electric toothbrush.
Luke and Andrew attended a virtual birthday party last night! Plus, hackers are taking advantage of the coronavirus situation, and that's simply not cool, man. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Theragun. Visit Theragun.com/tbtl for a risk-free for 30 day trial.
Andrew found some toilet paper yesterday, and Luke installed a bidet in his bathroom. Life goes on! We also learn that the average human body temperature is no longer 98.6 degrees, and that the song "98.6" is really good! And we hear from the Tens of Listeners as they tell us how they are surviving self-quarantine. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Quip. Visit GetQuip.com/tbtl to get your first refill pack free with a Quip electric toothbrush.
Luke and Andrew continue to adjust to quarantine life and wonder if their non-hoarding ways will hurt them. Meanwhile, a Tennessee man who stockpiled over 17,000 bottles of hand sanitizer and sold them at extreme markups suddenly realizes he did the wrong thing. NOTE: Today's intro tape comes from the Twitter account of @nickciarelli. You can watch the video here. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Theragun. Visit Theragun.com/tbtl for a risk-free for 30 day trial.
Luke and Andrew process their feelings as the coronavirus grinds their worlds to a halt. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Grove Collaborative. Visit Grove.co/tbtl to get a free $30 Mrs. Meyer's gift set with your first order.
Luke checks in from a hotel in Los Angeles. Which hotel? Don't ask Andrew, that's for sure. They discuss Luke's travels on a day that the Coronavirus concerns seem much less abstract than the day before. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Everlane. Visit Everlane.com/tbtl to get free shipping on your first order.
Andrew and Genevieve find themselves thrust into the gaming world, and Luke gets some bad news about Splenda. . . . Today's show is sponsored by DoorDash. Download the app and use the promo code TBTL to get $5 off your first order of $15 or more.
Luke and Andrew dissect Al Pacino's famous "Hoo-ah!" from Scent of a Woman. Plus, Coronavirus concerns are impacting our favorite game shows. And a listener explains -- in graphic detail -- why we need to refrigerate some eggs and not others. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Grove Collaborative. Visit Grove.co/tbtl to get a free $30 Mrs. Meyer's gift set with your first order.
Luke and Andrew finally weigh-in on Armed and Dangerous, Nothing But Trouble, and other odd 80s films that seem to defy genre. Plus, a pig pedometer starts a barn fire, and "all of the sudden" Luke quizzes Andrew on oft-misused English words and phrases. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Everlane. Visit Everlane.com/tbtl to get free shipping on your first order.
Luke and Andrew are amazed at how many people think toilet paper is going to save them from the coronavirus. Plus, Luke is considering making a cozy, cozy life change, Andrew has a disappointing "Neil-ization" regarding his past, and for some reason, Luke brings up the Netflix show "Maniac" out of the blue, with no context. What's up with that? . . . Today's show is sponsored by Ollie. Visit MyOllie.com/try/tbtl to get 50% off your first box of food and a free bag of treats.
Luke is tricked into renting the biggest SUV you can possibly imagine, which leads to some difficulties. Plus, even government officials can't stop touching their faces during press conferences in which they tell us to not touch our faces. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Ollie. Visit MyOllie.com/try/tbtl to get 50% off your first box of food and a free bag of treats.
Andrew realizes he's been self-quarantined for years while Luke discovers a new Netflix obsession. Plus, does "Judy Justice" have the pizazz of "Judge Judy"? . . . Today's show is sponsored by Ollie. Visit MyOllie.com/try/tbtl to get 50% off your first box of food and a free bag of treats.
Luke and Andrew discuss whether or not society should do away with the handshake. Plus, Apple has to pay a settlement for purposely slowing-down older iPhones. And is Andrew going to go to KFC to try out that new Mountain Dew flavor, or what? . . . Today's show is sponsored by Ollie. Visit MyOllie.com/try/tbtl to get 60% off your first box of food and a free bag of treats.
Luke helps Andrew negotiate a photography contract and offers some refrigerator organization dos-and-don'ts. Plus, an incredibly charming woman just beat the odds and is shocked to learn she's now headed to the Olympics! . . . Today's show is sponsored by Ollie. Visit MyOllie.com/try/tbtl to get 50% off your first box of food and a free bag of treats.
Luke joins the show, apparently, from Gotham City, although he hasn't seen the Batman yet. He and Andrew discuss their feelings about the ongoing coronavirus news, and they enjoy a weather report by a meteorologist who accidentally recorded himself using a goofy Facebook filter. . . . Today's show is sponsored by WealthFront. Visit WealthFront.com/tbtl to earn 1.78% APY
TBTL Friendo Kiki Lolo had a true Drama In Real Life this weekend. She joins the show to talk about it. Plus, Luke confronts Andrew about an upcoming trip to Vegas and how it could impact their relationship. And we have an egg-related mystery on our hands. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Theragun. Visit Theragun.com/tbtl for a risk-free for 30 day trial.
Luke's body is going through changes. And Andrew got a SodaStream. So things are really happening now! They also discuss the proper way to make ice cubes, and Luke has a grand idea for a grocery store app. Plus, the coronavirus could affect the supply of Diet Coke in the U.S. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Bambee. Visit Bambee.com/tbtl to to schedule a free HR audit.
Andrew tries to make friends with a fisherman who loves Classic MTV. Plus, the loser in this week's huge boxing match says his pre-game outfit was to blame. And a Zamboni driver is called-on to play goalie in an NHL game. . . . Today's show is sponsored by WealthFront. Visit WealthFront.com/tbtl to earn 1.78% APY
Luke gets a mysterious package at his house, prompting Andrew to break out his best Brad Pitt impression. Plus, Andrew lives through a serious cyber scare, and Costco is about to make things more difficult for hot dog lovers. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Theragun. Visit Theragun.com/tbtl for a risk-free for 30 day trial.
Luke faces an impending on-stage disaster while Andrew tries to resurrect his old LiveJournal page. Plus, KFC wants us to talk about it's new donut-chicken sandwich, and Andrew completely misunderstands the concept of "Shade Privilege." . . . Today's show is sponsored by Grove Collaborative. Visit Grove.co/tbtl to get a free $30 Mrs. Meyer's gift set with your first order.
Andrew is in a MOOD today, and it's partially pet-related. He brings his cat into the studio with him to work things out. He and Luke also discuss a New Hampshire police officer who stripped down to his underwear and walked home in the cold after being stripped of his duties.
Luke and Andrew practice the art of persuasion, both in real life and in their imaginations. Plus, bald eagles are creating havoc at a Washington State dump, and there's one man who's trying to fix it...by any means necessary.
Luke tries to "little spoon" his relationship with Andrew, although it doesn't seem to be working. They also discuss a night of truly bad comedy Luke recently attended, and a report that explains why people who can't afford homes are addicted to Zillow and Redfin. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Grove Collaborative. Visit Grove.co/tbtl to get a free $30 Mrs. Meyer's gift set with your first order.
Luke and Andrew discuss Mixed Nuts - both the food and the questionable 1994 movie starring Steve Martin. We also learn why pizza is sending so many people to the doctor's office. And Luke reads a diary entry about himself written by a friend 25 years ago. . . . Today's show is sponsored by DoorDash. Download the app and use the promo code TBTL to get $5 off your first order of $15 or more.
Kiki Lolo joins the show to share some listener voicemails and to help Andrew fight some internal demons. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Calm. Visit Calm.com/tbtl to get 25% off a Calm Premium subscription.
Luke and Andrew have a new favorite song. It was performed yesterday in front of Seattle's City Council. Plus, Luke remembers a very action-packed trip through Houston's airport. And Andrew's patented Garbage Anxiety has morphed into Garbage Guilt. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Imperfect Foods. Visit ImperfectFoods.com/tbtl and use the code TBTL at checkout to get ten dollars off your next four orders.
Studies show that we are terrible listeners when it comes to the people closest to us, which might explain some of Andrew and Genevieve's unusual conversations lately. Plus, Luke recalls a very special music box from his youth. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Imperfect Foods. Visit ImperfectFoods.com/tbtl and use the code TBTL at checkout to get ten dollars off your next four orders.
Luke impresses one of America's top pop stars with his choice of coffee. He also tortures Andrew with a list of terrible hot sauce names. Plus, in Top Stories, a broom-related craze is sweeping the internet, but for all the wrong reasons, and Joaquin Phoenix lays down some heavy truths at the Oscars. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Calm. Visit Calm.com/tbtl to get 25% off a Calm Premium subscription.
Luke met Mandy Moore and Jackson Browne this weekend. Turns out, Jackson Browne is not a fan of Luke's. Plus, could dog parks be bad for dogs? Maybe. Also, Andrew experiments with a new sound for TBTL after realizing that he ruined 2000+ episodes. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Calm. Visit Calm.com/tbtl to get 25% off a Calm Premium subscription.
Sean De Tore joins Luke and Andrew to discuss his alter ego, Prizzi. Also, while Andrew insists he will not be doing stand-up comedy any time soon, Luke has other ideas. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Everlane. Visit Everlane.com/tbtl to get free shipping on your first order.
Japan's #1 Mixer, Sean De Tore, stops by to chat about radio DJs, weight loss, and Huey Lewis (but not The News.) . . . Today's show is sponsored by WealthFrontVisit WealthFront.com/tbtl to earn 1.78% APY
Luke has a truly disturbing way of trying to get Andrew to enjoy dinner parties. It involves nudity. Plus, Luke learns a painful truth about his favorite soup, and Andrew had a dream about sausage last night. (You know, re-reading that description makes us wonder why we don't have more listeners.) . . . Today's show is sponsored by Everlane. Visit Everlane.com/tbtl to get free shipping on your first order.
Luke went on a cleaning frenzy yesterday, and Andrew is very impressed with his vacuum stories, including one about the famous "Burbank Sawdust Sucker." Plus, Wolf Blitzer ruins a caucus-goers night in Iowa. And a listener defuses a bomb on the TBTL voicemail line. . . . Today's show is sponsored by WealthFrontVisit WealthFront.com/tbtl to earn 1.78% APY
Luke and Andrew review the best and worst Super Bowl commercials from yesterday's game. Plus, they are surprised to hear from a Very Important Person regarding their podcast, McMillan Men. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Everlane. Visit Everlane.com/tbtl to get free shipping on your first order.
Luke has a very curious run-in with a stranger at a Thai restaurant, and Andrew admits to stealing jokes from Alcoholics Anonymous. They also set the record straight on a misleading Antiques Roadshow headline going around. . . . Today's show is sponsored by DoorDash. Download the app and use the promo code TBTL to get $5 off your first order of $15 or more.
Luke creates chaos in the Walsh household when he shows up on-time for a change. Plus, Seattle's new hockey team still doesn't have a name, but Andre and Luke have some opinions. And Andrew learns an import lesson about consent when interacting with mascots. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Calm. Visit Calm.com/tbtl to get 25% off a Calm Premium subscription.
People are upset over a tennis player's banana behavior and that James Cordon isn't really driving during Carpool Karaoke.Also, Luke is, like, really into soup right now. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Zola. Visit Zola.com/tbtl to get $50 toward your wedding registry.
Things get especially goofy today with lots of talk about large rocks, earth worms, and garbage anxiety. Plus, Luke updates us on his first official weight-lifting class, and we learn of a man who tried to draw every person in New York City. . . . Today's show is sponsored by DoorDash. Download the app and use the promo code TBTL to get $5 off your first order of $15 or more.
Luke checks in to his new weight training facility, and learns something surprising about himself. He and Andrew also discuss the shocking death of Kobe Bryant and his daughter over the weekend. And a listener tries telling his new employees about TBTL. . . . Today's show is sponsored by DoorDash. Download the app and use the promo code TBTL to get $5 off your first order of $15 or more.
Luke has a new musical instrument that he's excited to master...on the air. And everyone seems interested in the death of Mr. Peanut, but he's probably not really dead. Also, remember Mr. Salty? He was pretty cool. And so was Evil Kenevil!
Andrew declines an invitation to smell something at a doctor's office. Plus, Aerosmith's drummer isn't allowed to play with Aerosmith, but nobody seems to know why. And Luke and Andrew accidentally get into a conversation about the Rock n Roll Hall of Fame, even though they don't want to.
Reader's Digest offers Luke and Andrew some somewhat-dubious insights into the lives of their pets. Plus, Luke is experiencing some honest-to-gosh Garbage Anxiety, and he and Andrew wax nostalgic about their old Ranger Rick magazines.
Luke went to his first weightlifting class yesterday, and the results are...mixed. Plus, Andrew has an idea for a stand-up comedy set that he will never actually do.
Luke has an intimidating new plan to get into shape. But he's nervous about it, and rightly so. Plus, Andrew explains how he escaped from St. Paul after a winter storm. And Luke has some thoughts on Martin Scorsese's The Irishman.
Luke and Andrew close-out their week in Minnesota, where the sub-zero temperatures have Luke wondering if he and Andrew should move there. Plus, New York's mayor gets roasted over a bagel tweet, and Andrew reveals his secret Reddit behavior.
The Stubot drops by (with Luke's nemesis, Piper, in tow) to talk Snow, Supreme Court, and Surly Brewing. Plus Andrew debates moving his flight to try and stay ahead of a winter storm.
TBTL Friendo Kristina "Kiki Lolo" Lopez drops by to give Luke and Andrew a quiz that will determine if they are a good match for each other. Plus, Luke can't stop sweating despite walking to the radio station via the frozen streets of St. Paul.
Luke and Andrew break down the Seahawk's loss to the Green Bay Packers (and the refs) in the NFC playoff game.
Luke and Andrew arrive at the APM Mother Ship for a TBTL Retreat, ready for some trust falls. Meanwhile Luke is worried about an armpit situation and Andrew is worried about Luke talking about his armpit situation.
Wild turkeys are menacing Minnesotans, vultures are destroying radio towers, and foxes keep attacking the same guy. Plus, Luke and Andrew try to guess what their all-day work retreat will be like... . . . Today's show is sponsored by Calm. Visit Calm.com/tbtl to get 25% off a Calm Premium subscription.
Andrew gets into some more jukebox trouble, and Luke discovers a heavy metal band based on Ned Flanders. Plus, listeners help solve the mystery of the "Keep Calm It's Only Garlic" sign in Luke's hotel room. And a designer helps identify Luke's least favorite font. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Calm. Visit Calm.com/tbtl to get 25% off a Calm Premium subscription.
Luke quizzes Andrew to see if he's as smart as Ken Jennings. (He is not.) Then they do their best to understand property law as it pertains to a billionaire who's blocking access to a California beach, giving Andrew another opportunity to prove that he's not as smart as Ken Jennings. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Grove Collaborative. Visit Grove.co/tbtl to get a free $30 Mrs. Meyer's gift set with your first order.
Luke and Andrew discuss their financial missteps and misdeeds, past, present and future. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Everlane. Visit Everlane.com/tbtl to get free shipping on your first order.
Listener Jake wows us with his story of a casino visit gone wrong. On a related note, Luke watched "Uncut Gems" last night and definitely took away the wrong lesson from the film. . . . Today's show is sponsored by DoorDash. Download the app and use the promo code TBTL to get $5 off your first order of $15 or more.
Luke and Andrew recap a weekend of exciting Wild Card football, including a big Seahawks win in Philly and an exciting Vikings victory over the Saints.
Mayday and Raccoon make their triumphant 2020 debut with a whole new sound and hot new topics like rollerblading, rental car anxiety, and garbage talk. Also, Luke and Andrew's names are Mayday and Raccoon now. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Calm. Visit Calm.com/tbtl to get 25% off a Calm Premium subscription.
Luke and Andrew return to their favorite quiz site to find out, once and for all, if they are truly best friends. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Calm. Visit Calm.com/tbtl to get 25% off a Calm Premium subscription.
A listener challenges Luke and Andrew's knowledge of NPR, BBC and CBC programming. And Luke comes to terms with Conway Twitty. ... Today's show is sponsored by Ethos Life Insurance. Visit EthosLife.com/tbtl toget started.
Luke and Andrew take an online quiz to find out what they should have worn on New Year's Eve. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Calm. Visit Calm.com/tbtl to get 25% off a Calm Premium subscription.
Luke and Andrew celebrate New Year's Eve by taking their "Heathcliff Or Marmaduke" game to the next level, and they uncover the best cleaning-related Jodeci song that never existed. ... Today's show is sponsored by Ethos Life Insurance. Visit EthosLife.com/tbtl toget started.
Luke looks back on last week's TBTL Newlywed Games with a certain amount of regret. Then Andrew quizzes him about everyone's second-favorite cartoon cat and least favorite cartoon dog. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Calm. Visit Calm.com/tbtl to get 25% off a Calm Premium subscription.
Things get...dark in the final installment of the TBTL Newlywed Game. Luke, Andrew, Camaro Kev and Genevieve try to answer as many questions as possible, including one involving the biggest conspiracy theory of modern times. And Genevieve discusses her history of self-dentistry.
Luke, Andrew, Genevieve and Camaro Kev swap stories about their first jobs in this round of the TBTL Newlywed game. Plus, we learn about Andrew's secret dream to clean up spilled popcorn.
Luke, Andrew, Genevieve and Camaro Kev make Christmas kind of weird with today's edition of the TBTL Newlywed Game. Today's question involves a deserted island (but not a desert island.)
In round 2 of the TBTL Winter Games Newlywed Game, Luke, Andrew, Camaro Kev and Genevieve make some tough decisions involving food.
Luke and Andrew are joined by Camaro Kev and Genevieve (the longest-running co-bro of Andrew's life) to kick of the 2019 TBTL Winter Games: Newlywed Game Edition! Today's topic: First Dates.
TBTL pal Celene Ramadan stops by to share the heartwarming story of "Thickemas", in which she became unlikely friends with America's favorite 80's TV Dad. . . . Today's show is sponsored by DoorDash. Download the app and use the promo code TBTL to get $5 off your first order of $15 or more.
Luke's daughter and resident music-knower Adelaide drops by to talk about her Top Five songs of 2019. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Everlane. Visit Everlane.com/tbtl to get free shipping on your first order.
Gary Larson talks to the New York Times about the future of the Far Side, and Adam Driver walks out on Terry Gross in the middle of a Fresh Air interview. Plus, Luke and Andrew ask the Tens of Listeners for some help with a special project. . . . Today's show is sponsored by DoorDash. Download the app and use the promo code TBTL to get $5 off your first order of $15 or more.
Andrew faces some demons with a spatula and an apron. Plus, Curtis Flowers has a taste of freedom thanks in part to the In The Dark podcast. And Luke is skeptical of a story of an ancient "disposable" cup. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Everlane. Visit Everlane.com/tbtl to get free shipping on your first order.
Luke and Andrew (and a new friend) got together to watch both the Seaawks and the Browns games yesterday! The Seahawks won a game over Carolina that got much too close near the end, and the Browns lost in a disastrous way to a pretty bad Arizona team.
Andrew had a long weekend of bailing on parties and rollerblading while hungover. Plus, a story in the The Atlantic looks at how the lack of landlines in the home is shaping our culture and our children. . . . Today's show is sponsored by DoorDash. Download the app and use the promo code TBTL to get $5 off your first order of $15 or more.
A listener calls-in with the most stressful parking story ever. We also hear about terrible AirBNB experiences and we get a passionate defense of Taco Time freshness. ... Today's show is sponsored by Eight Sleep. Visit EightSleep.com/TBTL to get $150 off your purchase.
Luke and Andrew review the top Google searches of 2019 and come away with many questions. Plus, people are hacking home security cams, and it's freaky as heck. . . . Today's show is sponsored by DoorDash. Download the app and use the promo code TBTL to get $5 off your first order of $15 or more.
Luke takes his eye problem to the doctor's office, where he's in for a surprise. Meanwhile, Andrew takes his first rollerblading lesson, and someone is gluing hats onto pigeons in Vegas. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Quip. Visit GetQuip.com/tbtl to get your first refill pack free with a Quip electric toothbrush.
Luke and Andrew look back at the Seahawks' loss to the Rams and the Browns' ugly win over Cincinnati.
Luke has something very weird going on with his eyes, and it might be Travis Bickle's fault. Plus, Michael Rappaport's moose gag goes viral, and Wal-Mart stops selling sweaters featuring a coked-out Santa. ... Today's show is sponsored by Eight Sleep. Visit EightSleep.com/TBTL to get $150 off your purchase.
Luke and Andrew discuss bananas and their place in the art world. Plus, Luke's having some major laundry issues, and he has a great idea for a new (related) invention. . . . Today's show is sponsored by DoorDash. Download the app and use the promo code TBTL to get $5 off your first order of $15 or more.
An anonymous roller rink insider calls in, and Luke and Andrew discuss Hillary Clinton's Stern Show interview. . . . Today's show is sponsored by HelloFresh. Visit HelloFresh.com/TBTL80 and enter the code TBTL80 to get $80 off your first month.
Luke is expecting to see TBTL on some "Best of the Decade" podcast lists. Or else. Plus, Andrew confronts an awkward social situation head-on. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Calm. Visit Calm.com/tbtl to get 25% off a Calm Premium subscription.
Luke and Andrew discuss whether it's okay to call Baby Yoda "Baby Yoda" if he's not really Baby Yoda. Plus, TV remote controls and how they relate to middle age. And a listener offers an intriguing counterpoint vis-a-vis Silk Stalkings. . . . Today's show is sponsored by HelloFresh. Visit HelloFresh.com/TBTL80 and enter the code TBTL80 to get $80 off your first month.
Luke and Andrew break down the Seahawk's win over Minnesota and the Browns' continued misery.
A TV commercial for a stationary bike (or "motionless bike" in Andrew's parlance) is angering the internet. Plus, Luke shares a behind-the-scenes text chain involving Seahawks football plans and disc golf. And listener Rachel shares her incredible "Denver Dossier" in an attempt to lure TBTL to her town. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Calm. Visit Calm.com/tbtl to get 25% off a Calm Premium subscription.
Andrew has joined the much-celebrated inline skating community. Plus, Tesla drivers find a way to sleep behind the wheel of a moving car using an orange. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Calm. Visit Calm.com/tbtl to get 25% off a Calm Premium subscription.
A TBTL listener calls-in to talk about the time she learned a surprising lesson about soap. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Everlane. Visit Everlane.com/tbtl to get free shipping on your first order.
Luke tests and reviews his many meatless options for today's Thanksgiving feast. Meanwhile, Andrew celebrates Thanksgiving with a bunch of friends, but it is not a "friendsgiving." ... Today's show is sponsored by Eight Sleep. Visit EightSleep.com/TBTL to get $150 off your purchase.
Luke introduces Andrew to the somewhat lucrative, somewhat awkward world of Cameo videos. Plus, Luke and Andrew are now Bitmoji Brothers, thus starting a bold new phase of their lives and their friendship. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Zola. Visit Zola.com/tbtl to get $50 toward your wedding registry.
The disgraced Papa John gave an interview and made some bold proclamations about his pizza intake. Plus, They also stroll down memory lane and look back at all the craziness that went into 2010's "TBTL Summer Slam" shows. And they play a little Voicemail Roulette. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Everlane. Visit Everlane.com/tbtl to get free shipping on your first order.
Luke and Andrew recap this weekend's important wins by the Seahawks and Browns. They also discuss Aaron Rodgers' facial expressions and the Astros' unbelievable cheating scandal.
Luke and Andrew recently realized it's not okay to use "O.K." in work emails -- at least according to younger generations. TBTL Friendo (and colleague) Kiki Lolo joins the show to help explain the preferred "kk" response. Plus, Luke witnesses an airport bathroom miracle. ... Today's show is sponsored by Eight Sleep. Visit EightSleep.com/TBTL to get $150 off your purchase.
Luke and Andrew discuss the latest Downeaster Alexa sighting, whether Rick and Morty are based on "brick and mortar", who will win their fantasy football match-up this weekend, whether Miles Garrett was the victim of a racial slur before his violent on-field outburst, their embarrassing, aborted attempts to be Serious Writers as young men, a weird song by Land of the Loops, an even weirder truck from Elon Musk, Music for Your Weekend, and whether or not Luke is going to get kicked out of his hotel room before the podcast is over. And some other stuff. ...Today's show is sponsored by Earnest. Visit Earnest.com/tbtl to get a $100 bonus on a private student loan
Luke discovers that his dog has a secret best friend, which makes him feel some feelings. Meanwhile, Andrew is finally realizing that he actually went to Australia last summer. And Luke discovers TikTok. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Honeybook. Visit TryHoneyBokk.com/tbtl to get to get 50% off!
Andrew's latest attempt to keep cars out of bike lanes doesn't end particularly well., but it does lead to a fascinating segment about Kidz Bop Karen. Plus, Luke is missing an airline receipt, which could lead to some lighter paychecks for him in the future. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Grove Collaborative. Visit Grove.co/tbtl to get a free $30 Mrs. Meyer's gift set with your first order.
Andrew accuses Luke of cyberbullying, while Luke deals with some cyberbullying of his own. Plus, Andrew's garbage paranoia helps out during Luke's interview with Alanis Morissette. And Luke discovers the Best Diner In The World, which he plans on buying with Andrew. Or Alanis maybe. ... Today's show is sponsored by Ethos Life Insurance. Visit EthosLife.com/tbtl toget started.
Luke and Andrew try to avoid Top Stories by focusing on the minutiae of TV commercials and satellite radio. Also, turns out Cuyahoga Clam Bakes are quite real, and a listener wants to know why. ... Today's show is sponsored by Earnest. Visit Earnest.com/tbtl to get a $100 bonus on a private student loan
Phyllis P-Fletch Fletcher stops by to talk about her public radio stardom and Andrew's disgust with last night's violent football debacle in Cleveland. Plus, Rod Stewart's been holding onto a delightful secret for almost 25 years. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Boll & Branch . Use the promo code TBTL at BollAndBranch.com to get $50 off your first set of sheets.
A Russian airline passenger is punished for bringing his slightly overweight cat onto an airplane. Luke and Andrew do NOT approve of this punishment! They also try to figure out the best NFL colors for casual attire. (Btw, the title of today's show refers to the fact that SiriusXM removed the Johnny Carson channel from their lineup, something that is only barely mentioned on today's show. We had trouble coming up with a better title today.) . . . Today's show is sponsored by Zazzle. Visit Zazzle.com/tbtl to receive 20% off.
Today on the show we meet Mary, an active member of the TBTL community who's never heard even one episode of the show...until now. Plus, the roll-out of Disney+ does not go as smoothly as Mickey Mouse had hoped. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Boll & Branch . Use the promo code TBTL at BollAndBranch.com to get $50 off your first set of sheets.
Luke and Andrew recap last night's sensational Seahawks / 49ers game and the Browns' victory over Buffalo.
Andrew regrets his behavior during last night's Seahawks game, reminding Luke of times he's lost control (and almost lost friends) due to his fandom. Plus, scientists discover a teeny, tiny, itsy-bitsy deer that they thought was extinct. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Quip. Visit GetQuip.com/tbtl to get your first refill pack free with a Quip electric toothbrush.
Hollywood power broker and TBTL Friendo Win Rosenfeld joins the show to defend Billy Joel's music. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Zazzle. Visit Zazzle.com/tbtl to receive 20% off.
Luke got a behind-the-scenes glimpse of Alanis Morissette's new musical, and he's blown away. Then the listeners dazzle us with disgusting tales of finding rhinoliths in their children's bodies in this week's Email Frenzy! . . . Today's show is sponsored by Calm. Visit Calm.com/tbtl to get 25% off a Calm Premium subscription.
Luke and Andrew pay tribute to their friend Bean Baxter, who's retiring after 30 years of iconic LA radio. Plus, actors are FREAKING OUT over plans to include a computer recreation of James Dean as the star of a new film. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Calm. Visit Calm.com/tbtl to get 25% off a Calm Premium subscription.
Luke joins the show from Chillicothe, Missouri, where apparently sliced bread was invented. Meanwhile, Andrew continues his fight with North Carolina over their "First in Flight" designation. Plus Luke discovers a Billy Joel song that lands him in some hot water, and Andrew has a new favorite GIF, but doesn't know what to do with it. ... Today's show is sponsored by Eight Sleep. Visit EightSleep.com/TBTL to get $150 off your purchase.
After a brief half-decade hiatus, the popular segment "What Are You Doing Here?" is back! Luke and Andrew check-in with listener Lindsey, who's been listening to TBTL while she's out hiking the Appalachian Trail. Plus, the Walshelm Scream makes it into another professional production! . . . Today's show is sponsored by DoorDash. Download the app and use the promo code TBTL to get $5 off your first order of $15 or more.
Luke and Andrew celebrate another Seahawks win and lament another Browns loss.
A man who's had a balloon full of marijuana up his nose for 18 years finally gets it removed. Plus, Luke wishes Will Smith wasn't such a nerd. And we play another round of TBTL Voicemail Roulette! . . . Today's show is sponsored by Calm. Visit Calm.com/tbtl to get 25% off a Calm Premium subscription.
Luke falls in love with a bizarre TV show that is so meta it hurts. Also, Andrew offers The Worst Take Ever on a Microsoft commercial. And it's Friday, so get ready for some Music For Your Weekend! ... Today's show is sponsored by Ethos Life Insurance. Visit Ethos.com/tbtl toget started.
Luke mourns the end of his favorite website, and Andrew turns Blursdays into a personal therapy session. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Honeybook. Visit TryHoneyBokk.com/tbtl to get to get 50% off!
Luke and Andrew pay homage to the MTV Spring Breaks of yesteryear and also celebrate military dogs. Plus, Luke's very favoritest website, Deadspin, may be on the precipice of extinction, and he doesn't know what to do. Today's show is sponsored by Earnest. Visit Earnest.com/tbtl to get a $100 bonus on a private student loan
Our pal Nora McInerny hops on the line to talk about her life as a Reader's Digest celebrity. Plus, Grumpy Andrew picks the wrong restaurant to grump about...since it belongs in Luke's family. ... Today's show is sponsored by Modsy. Visit Modsy.com and use code TBTL to get 20% off.
Luke and Andrew recap yesterday's Seahawks win and Browns loss in this week's No Point Conversion.
Andrew is at a loss for words now that his Garbage Problems are over, so he and Luke discuss Terrible Mall Ideas, Overly Familiar Corporate Emails, and of course Concur Business Solutions (in painful detail). . . . Today's show is sponsored by Honeybook. Visit TryHoneyBokk.com/tbtl to get to get 50% off!
Luke is tripping on DayQuil, and Andrew finds himself the victim of a car crime...again! Plus, we learn about a rare disease that causes people to ferment alcohol in their bodies when they eat carbs. And we have some seasonal Music For Your Weekend! . . . Today's show is sponsored by Calm. Visit Calm.com/tbtl to get 25% off a Calm Premium subscription.
Luke's been hanging with Danny Trejo and his posse! Plus,T-Pain gets T-Painfully honest with his fans. And the dirty Bronx staircase featured in the Joker film is drawing a new kind of crowd. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Literati. Visit LiteratiBooks.com and use promo code TBTLIVE for $20 off your first box. Plus, kids 3 and up get a special blacklight pen.
Who said it: Andy Rooney or Mickey Rooney? Andrew makes-up a pop-quiz on the fly. Plus, Luke is staying at a fancy hotel in LA, where they don't ever want your feet to touch the floor. And a listener's garbage anxiety almost leads to his arrest! . . . Today's show is sponsored by Everlane. Visit Everlane.com/tbtl to get free shipping on your first order.
Luke quizzes Andrew to see if he understands the language of seagulls. (He doesn't.) Plus, Luke is preparing for his trip down to LA to interview Danny Trejo, who -- Andrew learns -- had a whole career before his big Snickers commercial. ... Today's show is sponsored by Eight Sleep. Visit EightSleep.com/TBTL to get $150 off your purchase.
Luke and Andrew commiserate over the Seahawks' and Huskies' losses this weekend.
Secret moles inside the Seattle garbage department shed light on Andrew's ongoing garbage issues. Plus, Luke has his own graphic mole situation, the controversial Columbia marching band is re-instated, and the city of Kirkland, WA, declares war on dog poop. ... Today's show is sponsored by Eight Sleep. Visit EightSleep.com/TBTL to get $150 off your purchase.
Luke struggles with how to celebrate his dog's 6th birthday. Plus, a missing Sasquatch is re-discovered in a shocking way. And our favorite musical robot, The StuBot, joins us for some Music For Your Weekend. . . . Today's show is sponsored by DoorDash. Download the app and use the promo code TBTL to get $5 off your first order of $15 or more.
A "brainless blob" is debuting at a Paris zoo. Plus, Andrew comes across more evidence that James Cameron is the absolute worst. And a young hockey player wins the hearts and minds of an entire nation. (Well, he won us over, anyway.) . . . Today's show is sponsored by Away Travel. Visit AwayTravel.com/tbtl and use the promo code TBTL to get $20 off a suitcase!
Luke and Andrew recap the final episode of the first season of Amazon's Patriot.
It's a voicemail frenzy on TBTL! Plus, Andrew tries to quench his very specific soda cravings. And the City of Seattle gets heavily involved in Andrew's ongoing garbage pickup situation. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Quip. Visit GetQuip.com/tbtl to get your first refill pack free with a Quip electric toothbrush.
Luke gets sucked into the world of Fortnite after watching videos of the game. Is he going to become a gamer? Meanwhile, Andrew wants to play a "choose your own adventure" style radio game. . . . Today's show is sponsored by DoorDash. Download the app and use the promo code TBTL to get $5 off your first order of $15 or more.
The Seahawks played the Browns yesterday, and it almost destroyed Andrew.
This weekend saw more boat-related misadventures for Luke and some bad football feelings for Andrew. Plus, a woman loses her job at Panera Bread after revealing that the company uses frozen mac & cheese. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Away Travel. Visit AwayTravel.com/tbtl and use the promo code TBTL to get $20 off a suitcase!
A celebrity sets up a sting to find out which of her friends is leaking her personal info, and it's pretty great. Plus, Andrew explains to Luke, once again, why Minecraft is so great. . . . Today's show is sponsored by HelloFresh. Visit HelloFresh.com/TBTL80 and enter the code TBTL80 to get $80 off your first month.
TBTL Friendo Chris Hayes hops on the line to discuss Ted Cruz's brain, Salmon Rushdie's sexiness, and Chris' upcoming Live Show in LA. Plus Luke literally leaves the show to check on Andrew's garbage and the result is... not great. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Honeybook. Visit TryHoneyBokk.com/tbtl to get to get 50% off!
Luke and Andrew set down their shotguns, put out a breakfast spread, and recap Season 1, Episode 9 of Amazon's Patriot.
Andrew deals with a car break-in while Luke discovers some Surprising Stats related to how many people are downloading Nickelback songs worldwide (spoiler: it's not that many). . . . Today's show is sponsored by HelloFresh. Visit HelloFresh.com/TBTL80 and enter the code TBTL80 to get $80 off your first month.
Luke and Andrew tackle the big stories of the day, including whiskey "Tide Pods" and hotel room hacks. Plus, Andrew has an unfortunate update in his ongoing Garbage War. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Grove Collaborative. Visit Grove.co/tbtl to get a free $30 Mrs. Meyer's gift set with your first order.
Tens upon Tens of listeners join Luke, Andrew and Sean DeTore to wrap up the TBTL 3000 tour...on a dang boat!
Luke and Andrew make it back to Seattle and are preparing for tonight's live boat show! They discuss rats, giraffes, sidewalk drivers, and their beloved Seahawks.
John Hodgman joins Luke and Andrew on stage in Brooklyn to celebrate 3000 episodes of TBTL and settle an ongoing dispute with Luke over his new book, Medallion Status.
Luke and Andrew arrive in Brooklyn ahead of their live show tonight. And Andrew is in love. They got to see the worst towing job ever. And we hear from a man at the very front lines of the meme wars.
Luke, Andrew and Tens of listeners pack into an Orlando Waffle House to celebrate 3000 episodes!
Luke and Andrew make it to Orlando, but not without a few hiccups, or more accurately, violent snores. Plus Andrew makes some new Florida Friendos, and Luke's Vegan Experiment goes off the rails when he orders a large pizza to his hotel room.
How did Luke and Andrew miss one of the most bizarre red carpet moments in recent history?? Plus, a story about wasabi and "broken heart" disease leads to some reminiscing about failed job interviews. . . . Today's show is sponsored by DoorDash. Download the app and use the promo code TBTL to get $5 off your first order of $15 or more.
An Ivy League marching band disbands after some tomfoolery, and the creator of labradoodles has some regrets. Plus, Andrew shares a story of High School prankery from his own youth.
Luke and Andrew share a cold one, settle into their respective pipes, and recap Season 1, Episode 8 of Amazon's Patriot.
Luke and Andrew dive into the complex, fascinating history of the 80's hit "Take On Me." Plus, Andrew's ongoing war with the city garbage collectors is heating up. . . . Today's show is sponsored by DoorDash. Download the app and use the promo code TBTL to get $5 off your first order of $15 or more.
Lenny Kravitz has lost his sunglasses, and Luke and Andrew kind of love him for it. Also, a new Ken Burns documentary get Luke and Andrew reminiscing about their college days. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Grove Collaborative. Visit Grove.co/tbtl to get a free $30 Mrs. Meyer's gift set with your first order.
Luke and Andrew park outside Seattle's own "factory of sadness" to review a couple of painful losses by the Seahawks and the Cleveland Browns.
Luke meets a mysterious and ominous stranger on his morning jog. Plus, why you should never use a taco as a bookmark, and the Walshelm Scream makes its network television debut! . . . Today's show is sponsored by DoorDash. Download the app and use the promo code TBTL to get $5 off your first order of $15 or more.
Luke and Andrew's attempts to talk to strangers do not go well. Plus, a heartwarming story of a lost dog and the woman who loved her. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Honeybook. Visit TryHoneyBook.com/tbtl to get to get 50% off!
A golden toilet has been stolen, and a fire burned down an artificial insemination plant for cows. Plus, Luke almost slipped and fell in a very disturbing way, and Andrew defends iPads. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Quip. Visit GetQuip.com/tbtl to get your first refill pack free with a Quip electric toothbrush.
Luke and Andrew go to and fro, to and fro, as they dissect Season 1, Episode 7 of Amazon's Patriot.
A cryptic message on the Far Side website has Luke and Andrew excited about the future. Plus, James Cameron is fighting with another underwater explorer, and Andrew was right all along about Aaron Sorkin. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Literati. Visit LiteratiBooks.com and use promo code TBTLIVE for $20 off your first box. Plus, kids 3 and up get a special blacklight pen.
Luke and Andrew break down this week's wins by the Seahawks and the Browns. So why isn't Andrew happy?
Luke and Andrew discuss the art of phone calls and Andrew's imaginary writing career. They also announce their guest for the NYC Show! . . . Today's show is sponsored by Honeybook. Visit TryHoneyBokk.com/tbtl to get to get 50% off!
Luke and Andrew learn how to beatbox on the air, thanks to a handy-dandy worksheet. Plus, Luke tries to find out exactly how much money it would take for Andrew to get a tattoo of Narnia on his back. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Quip. Visit GetQuip.com/tbtl to get your first refill pack free with a Quip electric toothbrush.
Andrew comes down with a raging case of Pistachio Thumb while Luke is trying to wrap his mind around a T-shirt he saw in the airport right before his flight. They also review a list of the silliest dog names and offer up some Music For Your Weekend! . . . Today's show is sponsored by Everlane. Visit Everlane.com/tbtl to get free shipping on your first order.
Luke is thinking he might be going vegan. Andrew is in a race to catch more fruit flies than Genevieve. Plus, Luke and Andrew offer their respects to the beloved musician Daniel Johnston, who passed away. And a writer who worked with Prince tells some fascinating stories from his time with him in The New Yorker. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Calm. Visit Calm.com/tbtl to get 25% off a Calm Premium subscription.
Luke and Andrew order some breakfast breads, etc, and pull the thread on Episode 6 of Amazon's Patriot.
Luke tried floating in a sensory deprivation tank for the first time, evoking Busby Berkeley vibes. Plus, Apple's new iPhone camera is triggering some folks with a fear of holes. ... Today's show is sponsored by Modsy. Visit Modsy.com and use code TBTL to get 20% off.
Luke and Andrew discuss a new version of Monopoly that's supposed to empower girls. They also discuss the finer details of Chutes & Ladders, Mike & The Mechanics, and Philly fans getting mad at Philly fans. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Everlane. Visit Everlane.com/tbtl to get free shipping on your first order.
Luke and Andrew dissect the Browns' and Seahawks' first game of the 2019 season. The Browns have some anger issues they need to deal with, and the Hawks...well, they pulled it off. Plus, a recap of their fantasy football teams, which faced each other this week.
Luke and Andrew recap the TBTL End of Summer picnic and invent a perfect new word. We also hear about a fascinating company that helps name products and companies, from Swiffer to the Impossible Burger. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Calm. Visit Calm.com/tbtl to get 25% off a Calm Premium subscription.
Luke finds a person who's more Andrew than Andrew. Plus, the secrecy pacts surrounding Margaret Atwood's new book were remarkable. Then Amazon ruined everything. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Zapier. Visit Zapier.com/TBTL for a free 14 day trial.
Andrew falls in love with a minor league broadcast, and Jeremy Renner Shuts down his app. Plus, the entire country of France defends a rooster in a small maritime village. . . . Today's show is sponsored by DoorDash. Download the app and use the promo code TBTL to get $5 off your first order of $15 or more.
Luke and Andrew have a cold one and recap Season 1 Episode 5 of Amazon's Patriot.
Luke and Andrew discuss whether or not anyone can own the phrase "Taco Tuesdays", because one surprising celebrity is trying to copyright it. Plus, escaped cobras, more cocaine filled banana shipments, and a critique of baseball commercials literally no one asked for. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Zapier. Visit Zapier.com/TBTL for a free 14 day trial.
Jeremy Renner has a new app and a music career he really wants you to know about. Luke and Andrew also discuss this weekend's TBTL picnic and Seattle's new XFL team. . . . Today's show is sponsored by DoorDash. Download the app and use the promo code TBTL to get $5 off your first order of $15 or more.
Luke just found out that he's working on a holiday. How did this happen?! Plus, he and Andrew both dealt with some Skyjinx (woo!) on their way home from Minnesota last week. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Zapier. Visit Zapier.com/TBTL for a free 14 day trial.
Luke and Andrew take over the MPR stage at the Minnesota State Fair for a special live edition of TBTL! They are joined by their new friend, comedian Brandi Brown, who's knowledge and obsession of the fair is unparalleled. Plus, the StuBot swings by with some fair-related food advice. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Calm. Visit Calm.com/tbtl to get 25% off a Calm Premium subscription.
Luke and Andrew record their final show from the public radio conference hotel room, where Andrew is unhappy about the Bonvoy program and he doesn't care who knows it. Meanwhile, Luke has a new vegetarian obsession thanks to a Minneapolis "butcher" shop. ... Today's show is sponsored by Eight Sleep. Visit EightSleep.com/TBTL to get $150 off your purchase.
Luke visits Prince's Paisley Park and finds himself surprised by the decor. Plus, he and Andrew prepare for their live show at the Minnesota State Fair this afternoon! . . . Today's show is sponsored by Calm. Visit Calm.com/tbtl to get 25% off a Calm Premium subscription.
Luke and Andrew talk Jaywick Sands, urinals, and the significance of obsession as they put Season 1, Episode 4 of Amazon's Patriot on the top of their to-do list.
Luke and Andrew check in from Minneapolis, where Andrew discovers a new, cool persona who remembers everything and never apologizes. Meanwhile Luke thinks it's time for John Travolta to stop doing awards shows. ... Today's show is sponsored by Eight Sleep. Visit EightSleep.com/TBTL to get $150 off your purchase.
Luke and Andrew take the stage at the first ever THING festival in Port Townsend, WA. They're joined by comedian, podcaster, and all around incredible human Chris Gethard, also known as "TBD" in some circles. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Calm. Visit Calm.com/tbtl to get 25% off a Calm Premium subscription.
Luke and Andrew announce the exciting venues for the upcoming TBTL tour! Plus, Miama Vice hits Bellingham in the form of cocaine bananas, and what in the heck is going on with the chicken sandwich wars? . . . Today's show is sponsored by Quip. Visit GetQuip.com/tbtl to get your first refill pack free with a Quip electric toothbrush.
Luke and Andrew try to decide if the first Superman movie is technically a "classic" and how many times is too many times to read the Harry Potter books. Plus, Luke is worried he's becoming a "Reply Guy", and we offer some special Blursday shoutouts. . . . Today's show is sponsored by BarkBox. Visit BarkBox.com/tbtl to get a free extra month of BarkBox.
Luke and Andrew discuss Leslie's penchant for cocaine, John's reluctance to kill birds, and Dennis' eagerness to mislead international investigators as they recap Season 1, Episode 3 of Amazon's Patriot.
Luke and Andrew discuss runaway mattresses in Denver, dangerous scooters in DC, and why they would never embezzle from Robert Di Nero. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Quip. Visit GetQuip.com/tbtl to get your first refill pack free with a Quip electric toothbrush.
Another article about podcasting has folks ready to burn down the internet again, but Luke doesn't share their anger. Plus, a Californian's vanity license plate has landed him in big trouble. . . . Today's show is sponsored by BarkBox. Visit BarkBox.com/tbtl to get a free extra month of BarkBox.
Luke and Carey have a new pet at Burbank Springs! But they probably don't want to keep it. Plus, Andrew may need to abandoned his Cold War era coffee maker, but he doesn't want to. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Quip. Visit GetQuip.com/tbtl to get your first refill pack free with a Quip electric toothbrush.
Luke survived the somewhat rowdy crowd at a KUOW event last night, and later learned that people are spreading weird rumors about him on Reddit. Plus, Andrew had a dream last night, but he's NOT going to talk about it! And we meet our new favorite botanist-turned-Coyote-savior from Chicago. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Grove Collaborative. Visit Grove.co/tbtl to get a free $30 Mrs. Meyer's gift set with your first order.
Luke and Andrew passionately debate the appropriateness of Bellingham's unofficial motto, "The City of Subdued Excitement." They also discuss the wild world of corporate smells and new laws banning new drive-through restaurants in Minneapolis.n . . . Today's show is sponsored by Capterra. Visit Capterra.com/TBTL for free to find the right software for your business.
Luke and Andrew lay down their dirt bikes, zip up their track suits, and get comfortable in a giant piece of piping to recap Episode 2 of Amazon's Patriot.
Andrew is excited to hear that one of his goofy noises is going to make him super famous, and Luke is charmed by a biker he saw on the road yesterday. Also, Luke explains how Primus is responsible for his first marriage. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Grove Collaborative. Visit Grove.co/tbtl to get a free $30 Mrs. Meyer's gift set with your first order.
Luke and Andrew get some bad news about their backstage rider for the upcoming THING festival. Plus, a musician gets bitten by a poisonous snake during his walk across the United States, and Luke says goodbye to an institution that was a huge part of his youth. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Capterra. Visit Capterra.com/TBTL for free to find the right software for your business.
Luke is obsessed with a new household appliance (or toy?) that may end up making the PodDog chubby. Plus, a festival celebrating UFO culture threatens to overwhelm a tiny town in Nevada.Special thanks to the following Tens for supporting today's episode! . . . Today's show is sponsored by Grove Collaborative. Visit Grove.co/tbtl to get a free $30 Mrs. Meyer's gift set with your first order.
Luke gets back on his skateboard and zips around The Bay City, videotaping himself and impressing his neighbors. Plus, Wayne Newton's (former?) monkey is nothing but trouble! But it does know how to use an iPad, so that's cool. ... Today's show is sponsored by Eight Sleep. Visit EightSleep.com/TBTL to get $150 off your purchase.
Luke and Andrew pay tribute to David Berman, a beloved, brilliant musician who passed away this week much too soon. They also discuss Andrew's surprising decision to opt-out of a Browns game, and a woman who put an octopus on her face and reaped the consequences. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Everlane. Visit Everlane.com/tbtl to get free shipping on your first order.
Welcome to McMillan Men, a podcast about the Amazon Prime shownPatriot.nLuke and Andrew recap episode one and explain why they love this show so dang much (even if they do just want all the characters to retire and take a nice trip somewhere together.)
Luke feels bad about some new shoes he's purchased while Andrew feels bad about un-inviting listeners to an upcoming TBTL event. Plus, HBO's "Hard Knocks" delivers on some bad word play, and residents of a California beach town are WTF about a house with emojis on it. lol. ... Today's show is sponsored by Eight Sleep. Visit EightSleep.com/TBTL to get $150 off your purchase.
It's primary day in Washington State, so Luke and Andrew discuss the politics of their pets and try to decide who Professor Bananas might vote for. And that's not even the weird part of the show. They also discuss a pig-related tweet heard round the world, and they test their baseball knowledge in a very curious way. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Everlane. Visit Everlane.com/tbtl to get free shipping on your first order.
Luke and Andrew try to decide what demands to put on their tour rider for the upcoming THING festival. Plus, one of America's most iconic mascots may break up with its team, and -- on an unrelated note -- Andrew experiences a sausage-related miracle. ... Today's show is sponsored by Eight Sleep. Visit EightSleep.com/TBTL to get $150 off your purchase.
Lauren Ober, host of the hot new APM podcastnSpectacular Failures,nhops on the line to talk about the first season of her show and -- more importantly -- why she, Luke and Andrew aren't good at checking their work email accounts. ... Today's show is sponsored by Modsy. Visit Modsy.com and use code TBTL to get 20% off.
Luke and Andrew seem to be aging at an accelerated pace, thanks to KIXI Radio, Jughead Jones, and home intercom systems. Plus, the internet suddenly embraces Governor Jay Inslee's hotness, and we finally learn why Snoopy's little friend was named after the Woodstock music festival. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Calm. Visit Calm.com/tbtl to get 25% off a Calm Premium subscription.
A major hotel chain is going to stop giving out little bottles of shampoo to its guests, and Luke smells a rat! And we hear from a listener who stumbled on a treasure trove of audio gold...but there's a catch.n ... Today's show is sponsored by Embrace Pet Insurance. Get a free quote at EmbracePetInsurance.com/tbtl.
Luke and Andrew delve into the fascinating world of foreign translations of American movie titles. Plus, a Christian rapper wins a lawsuit claiming that a Katy Perry song ripped-off his own music. And Barack Obama's high school basketball jersey is up for sale, if we believe it really is his old jersey, which we do, mostly. ... Today's show is sponsored by Modsy. Visit Modsy.com and use code TBTL to get 20% off.
Andrew shares the story of his special day at the ballpark this weekend. Meanwhile, a sleep-deprived Luke discovers a bonkers game show. And it turns out, even the technogeeks at the Cannes Film Festival don't know the proper settings for modern TVs. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Calm. Visit Calm.com/tbtl to get 25% off a Calm Premium subscription.
TBTL Senior Bidet Correspondent (and MSNBC host) Chris Hayes checks-in with Luke and Andrew to share his own harrowing tales of municipal garbage pickup and to sample some hot scat tracks from the '90s. . . . Today's show is sponsored by DoorDash. Download the app and use the promo code TBTL to get $5 off your first order of $15 or more.
Tens of listeners call in with their personal stories of confrontations with strangers, from ugly bathroom encounters to stressful parking situations and one possible run-in with a Bollywood star.n ... Today's show is sponsored by Eight Sleep. Visit EightSleep.com/TBTL to get $150 off your purchase.
Luke and Andrew attempt a scientific experiment on the air to test a hypothesis about "dad jokes" and laughter that they read about in the New York Times. Also, Andrew accidentally revives a long-gone podcast from the Infinite Guest network. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Mighty Netowrks. Visit MightyNetworks.com/TBTL to get your first three months free.
Luke checks-in with his mom to let her know that Mindy Kaling is stealing her intellectual property. He and Andrew also discuss a new airplane seat that is supposed to make the dreaded middle seat more comfortable. And more listeners share their stories of restroom confrontations. . . . Today's show is sponsored by DoorDash. Download the app and use the promo code TBTL to get $5 off your first order of $15 or more.
Luke and Andrew announce their plans for the TBTL 3000th Show celebration! Plus, a look at "toilet paper disrupters", which, thankfully, isn't as bad as it sounds. And we hear from a listener with a story about a restroom confrontation they won't soon forget. ... Today's show is sponsored by Eight Sleep. Visit EightSleep.com/TBTL to get $150 off your purchase.
Luke and Andrew grit their teeth and tackle two of the most-emailed stories of the week: A New York Times story about "peak podcasting" and Arby's "meat carrot." They also discuss the time they didn't know if they were looking at the sun or the moon. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Everlane. Visit Everlane.com/tbtl to get free shipping on your first order.
Luke and Andrew offer long-overdue TV reviews ofnBonanza, Hogan's Heroes,nandnGomer Pyle, U.S.M.C.nPlus, a 66-year old government administrator in Iowa says he wasn't fired over his love of Tupac Shakur.n . . . Today's show is sponsored by Away Travel. Visit AwayTravel.com/tbtl and use the promo code TBTL to get $20 off a suitcase!
Luke is here to defend the guy caught on tape using his bare feet to browse TV options on an airplane. Andrew is decidedly not. Plus, why you never want to receive a "thumbs up" emoji from Luke. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Myro deodorant. Visit MyMyro.com/tbtl and enter the promo code TBTL to get 50% off your first order and get started today for just $5.
Luke found himself in not one, not two, but THREE noise-related incidents during his trip to Los Angeles. He and Andrew also update the story of Kumail Nanjiani's non-appearance on the Conan show, and they offer a dispassionate, objective take on Ringo Starr's "Peace and Love" birthday celebration. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Everlane. Visit Everlane.com/tbtl to get free shipping on your first order.
Luke is back, baby! He returns from his vacation to talk about his upcoming interview with Hannah Gadsby, how Conan threw Kumail Nanjiani under the bus after a last-minute cancellation, and whether or not he and Andrew represented themselves well when they visited another podcast recently. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Away Travel. Visit AwayTravel.com/tbtl and use the promo code TBTL to get $20 off a suitcase!
Phyllis "P-Fletch" Fletch joins the show to discuss the heavily redacted work of Ol' Dirty Bastard, both as a musician and as a talking horse. Plus, Andrew tests Fletch's public radio bona fides with the final TBTL Summer Game. And they discover a radio story Andrew produced a long time ago that remains one of his most embarrassing professional moments of all time. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Grove Collaborative. Visit Grove.co/tbtl to get a free $30 Mrs. Meyer's gift set with your first order.
Phyllis "P-Fletch" Fletcher swings by to share a leaked video that is BLOWING her damn mind. Plus, the TBTL Summer Games continue with a very Stern quiz and a new experiment involving Blursdays. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Calm. Visit Calm.com/tbtl to get 25% off a Calm Premium subscription.
Hanna Brooks Olsen stops by the studios of Walsh, Walsh and Doormat to see if she can tell the difference between a fake ska band and a real one. Plus, she offers a spoiler-free review of Stranger Things 3, and we learn how TBTL is affecting one listener's poor dog. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Capterra. Visit Capterra.com/TBTL for free to find the right software for your business.
Returning champion Nick Jarin takes on the TBTL Summer Games again! How well does he know the secret lives of video game characters? We'll find out...and we'll find out why he has so many dang snake tattoos. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Grove Collaborative. Visit Grove.co/tbtl to get a free $30 Mrs. Meyer's gift set with your first order.
The TBTL Summer Games continue with Nick Jarin of the NW Nerd podcast! We test his claim of being the world's #1 "kicksologist" and celebrate a the anniversary of the most Gen-X soft drink of all time. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Calm. Visit Calm.com/tbtl to get 25% off a Calm Premium subscription.
Week one of the TBTL Summer Games comes to a close with part two of Andrew's Bob's Burgers quiz. But the question remains: Is this quiz Toombus? ... Today's show is sponsored by Modsy. Visit Modsy.com and use code TBTL to get 20% off.
Andrew puts the whole system on trial as he creates a Bob's Burgers quiz game for Luke on the fly. ... Today's show is sponsored by Eight Sleep. Visit EightSleep.com/TBTL to get $150 off your purchase.
Luke and Andrew rank Andrew's best and worst body parts, and oddly, it doesn't get too weird. Then the TBTL Summer Games continue, with a special Troy McClure challenge. ... Today's show is sponsored by Modsy. Visit Modsy.com and use code TBTL to get 20% off.
The TBTL Summer Games continue as Andrew quizzes Luke about one of their favorite childhood comics.nPlus, Luke makes a Ty Segall joke that is so intricate it would take an army of Will Shortzes and Sherlock Holmeses to piece it together. ... Today's show is sponsored by Eight Sleep. Visit EightSleep.com/TBTL to get $150 off your purchase.
Let the TBTL Summer Games begin! Luke and Andrew kick off a special week of shows by quizzing each other on real vs fake McDonald's foods from years gone by. Also, Andrew spends 10 minutes trying to remember the name of one of the most famous actresses in the world. So buckle up for that. Today's show is sponsored by Modsy. Visit Modsy.com and use code TBTL to get 20% off.
TBTL Friendo Win Rosenfeld joins the show to try to bury the hatchet with Luke and Andrew and to talk about his big-time Hollywood life (our words, not his.) Plus, Luke tries to fake his way through a taping of Wait, Wait, Don't Tell Me, and Andrew decides he's not too old for music. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Quip. Visit GetQuip.com/tbtl to get your first refill pack free with a Quip electric toothbrush.
Luke's hunt for a vegan cheese steak in Philadelphia leads Andrew to confess some dark secrets regarding his relationship with food. But instead of getting bogged down in that, they get bogged up in a Top Story about a high school principal who stole his commencement address from a teen idol. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Robinhood. Visit tbtl10.robinhood.com to get free stock like Apple, Ford, or Sprint to help build your portfolio.
Luke makes a birthday whoopsie and tries to repair his family relations on the air. Andrew, meanwhile, is nervous about his live podcasting event this weekend. Plus, the fascinating story of a woman who was trapped alone in a commercial airplane overnight. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Quip. Visit GetQuip.com/tbtl to get your first refill pack free with a Quip electric toothbrush.
Luke and Andrew worry about how they will support themselves in their old age, and the TBTL listeners let Luke know, via an online poll, that they want to hear way less (like almost zero) talking from him during the show. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Robinhood. Visit tbtl10.robinhood.com to get free stock like Apple, Ford, or Sprint to help build your portfolio.
Andrew came face-to-face with a family of rats yesterday, and it looks like it may just be the beginning of his discomfiting relationship with them. He and Luke also discuss a story claiming that kids are growing "horns" from using their smartphones too much, and a listener shares a very angry voicemail from a spurned landscaping customer. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Quip. Visit GetQuip.com/tbtl to get your first refill pack free with a Quip electric toothbrush.
Luke and Andrew sharpen their cinema skills with a movie-plot game for the ages. Plus, Luke offers a sincere apology to a friend of the show, and Ringo Starr forces his stupid sculpture on Beverley Hills. . . . Today's show is sponsored by DoorDash. Download the app and use the promo code TBTL to get $5 off your first order of $15 or more.
A suspected drug dealer publishes an online video to say he didn't create a meth-fueled attack squirrel, and a city officials in Florida pay a $600 thousand ransom to hackers who took over the town's computer system. Plus, Andrew learns how to turn a frown upside down, with a little help from the Mariners. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Everlane. Visit Everlane.com/tbtl to get free shipping on your first order.
Luke swings by the offices of Walsh, Walsh and Doormat to discuss the food he can no longer eat, thanks to his corporate video shoot yesterday. He and Andrew also try a new garlic-peeling technique that swept the internet (then faced backlash.) . . . Today's show is sponsored by DoorDash. Download the app and use the promo code TBTL to get $5 off your first order of $15 or more.
Andrew discovers one of the most passive aggressive notes ever written in the KIRO lunchroom. Meanwhile, Luke takes issue with the radio station's method of purging his old headshot. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Calm. Visit Calm.com/tbtl to get 25% off a Calm Premium subscription.
Luke had a major surprise this Father's Day weekend after tickling a bunch of pigs' bellies at an animal sanctuary. Plus, Andrew finally gets hip to a fun Seattle tradition, just in time to see it go away forever. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Everlane. Visit Everlane.com/tbtl to get free shipping on your first order.
Luke and Andrew record from the studios of Walsh Walsh & Doormat and discuss Hero Weathermen and Moon Flags. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Everlane. Visit Everlane.com/tbtl to get free shipping on your first order.
Luke had a transformative experience interviewing Pete Holmes on stage last night. He and Andrew also discuss the fascinating world of vintage Kool-Aid collecting...and tasting! . . . Today's show is sponsored by Quip. Visit GetQuip.com/tbtl to get your first refill pack free with a Quip electric toothbrush.
Luke is straight-up zombified after a very day travels involving many cities and a malfunctioning Johnny Cab driver. He and Andrew discuss an uncomfortable interview with Tim Allen, a new study that says people like to talk to strangers, and an explanation of why Australia has so many flies. (Here's a hint: It has to do with dung.) . . . Today's show is sponsored by Everlane. Visit Everlane.com/tbtl to get free shipping on your first order.
NW Nerd's Nick Jarin and Dyer Oxley swing by the studios of Walsh, Walsh and Doormat to promote a live event that Andrew swore he wouldn't promote on TBTL. Plus, Genevieve offers details on her latest projects involving lucid dreaming and creepin' on birds. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Everlane. Visit Everlane.com/tbtl to get free shipping on your first order.
Luke joins the show from downtown Cleveland, and Andrew's pretty psyched about that. They also cover the Top Stories of the day, including a Burger King selling regular hamburgers advertised as "meatless", the FCC cracking down on robo-calls, and the passing of Bushwick Bill, may he rest in peace, whether it's Halloween or not. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Everlane. Visit Everlane.com/tbtl to get free shipping on your first order.
NASA is going to start letting tourists sleep on the space station for what seems to be a reasonable amount of money, relatively speaking. Luke and Andrew discuss that, as well as a story about a woman who thought she had a brain tumor, but it turned out to be something...grosser. Plus, it's a Friday, so we have Music For Your Weekend and a bonus debate about Oreo cookies. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Calm. Visit Calm.com/tbtl to get 25% off a Calm Premium subscription.
New York City has decided to crack down on scofflaw ice cream trucks, and it's creating quite the scene. Plus, Amazon is inviting Seattlites to visit it's stinky, stinky flower, Luke turned down a TV offer, and Andrew had a dream about kangaroos. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Grove Collaborative. Visit Grove.co/tbtl to get a free $30 Mrs. Meyer's gift set with your first order.
Andrew's sleep schedule is all off, and it may have to do with the way he's cleaning his ears. Plus, Luke has a new favorite Australian-American-Italian singer that he wants to tell you about. Today's show is sponsored by Modsy. Visit Modsy.com and use code TBTL to get 20% off.
Luke and Andrew are back from their Great Australian Adventure and ready to tackle today's Top Stories involvingnJeopardy!,nLeon Redbone, and the Scripps National Spelling Bee. Oh, and Andrew's favorite radio show on KIXI Radio. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Calm. Visit Calm.com/tbtl to get 25% off a Calm Premium subscription.
After months and months of dreaming and days and days of driving, Luke and Andrew finally make it through the Outback and find themselves at the Pink Panther Pub and Hotel in Larrimah, Australia. They're here to find out if the town's 12 residents are interested in watching two guys do a podcast. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Grove Collaborative. Visit Grove.co/tbtl to get a free $30 Mrs. Meyer's gift set with your first order.
Luke and Andrew are dazed, dazzled, and durpy as they roll into Tennant Creek, Australia, where they meet the Outback's #1 Madonna fan and Andrew is gifted some free meats. They also discover a piece of turtle-related clipart that may have changed them forever. This is Day 4 of the TBTL-a-Thon! Please support this podcast by clicking here, making a donation, and getting some really cool gifts in return!
Luke and Andrew make it to Alice Springs and hit an emotional and mental wall. They bust through it though, and come out the other side as better friends. Also, they get free jars of water from a funky coffee shop, which is fun. This is Day 4 of the TBTL-a-Thon! Please support this podcast by clicking here, making a donation, and getting some really cool gifts in return!
Luke and Andrew check-in from Coober Pedy, Australia, "The Opal Capital of the World," where they record the show next to a dang spaceship! They discuss the all the news that's fit to print in the Coober Pedy Regional Times, and why Luke should stop trying to prank other hotel guests. This is Day 3 of the TBTL-a-Thon! Please support this podcast by clicking here, making a donation, and getting some really cool gifts in return!
Luke and Andrew make it to Port Augusta, SA, and find a local newspaper column about cemeteries oddly fascinating. Plus, Luke learns that gas station Veggie Pastys are not great, but spaghetti-flavored potato chips are delicious. This is Day 2 of the TBTL-a-Thon! Please support this podcast by clicking here, making a donation, and getting some really cool gifts in return!
Luke and Andrew kick off their Australian Adventure in the shadow of Larry the Lobster, and they end up discussing selfie-sticks, Luke's new favorite Australian TV Host, non-alcoholic pub ordering strategies, and early morning pizza cravings. And, of course, they're kicking-off this year's TBTL-a-Thon! Please support this podcast by clicking here, making a donation, and getting some really cool gifts in return!
Luke and Andrew are all packed and ready to leave on their Australian Adventure. Meanwhile their friend & colleague P-Fletch stops by to give them a ride to the airport and help kick off TBTL-a-Thon 10! . . . Today's show is sponsored by Everlane. Visit Everlane.com/tbtl to get free shipping on your first order.
Luke and Andrew are slightly freaking out on the eve of their great Australian adventure. Plus, Luke has a mouse in his house, and it just might be one of the Wet Bandits. And speaking of bandits, there's a super villain on the loose in New York's subway system.n . . . Today's show is sponsored by Quip. Visit GetQuip.com/tbtl to get your first refill pack free with a Quip electric toothbrush.
Luke tries to persuade Andrew to take part in one of Australia's grossest traditions, but Andrew...well, he's Andrew. They also find themselves at the intersection of two of TBTL's most lauded topics: Dreams and bathroom talk. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Everlane. Visit Everlane.com/tbtl to get free shipping on your first order.
Luke and Andrew discover a kink in their plan to podcast live from the very remote town of Larrimah, Australia. But they also discover a beautiful solution. Plus, Luke is caught in a real "hot mic" situation, and Patagonia takes a stand with its "power vests." . . . Today's show is sponsored by Quip. Visit GetQuip.com/tbtl to get your first refill pack free with a Quip electric toothbrush.
Luke and Andrew bid farewell to Game of Thrones as they break down the good, the bad, and the Bran-ness of yesterday's final episode. They also look back at the entire series and the wild journey it's taken them on for almost a decade.
Luke and Andrew set out to discuss the cultural significance of the Game of Thrones finale, but they mostly end up talking about Rush lead singer Geddy Lee and whether or not they intend to start watching "Ballers." So you know, typical TBTL stuff. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Everlane. Visit Everlane.com/tbtl to get free shipping on your first order.
Luke and Andrew come up with a plan to meet-up with Australian listeners during their time down under. They also discuss the connection between the California Raisins and Batman, and they pay tribute to (and discuss the finances of) Grumpy Cat, who passed away this week. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Grove Collaborative. Visit Grove.co/tbtl to get a free $30 Mrs. Meyer's gift set with your first order.
Luke and Andrew start off by tackling the big question of the day: Is "as per usual" a proper phrase or a bastardization of the English language? (Or is it just "very unique"?) Plus, a man gets kicked off an airplane for making an offhand remark about vodka. And Andrew accidentally admits to some shame eating. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Calm. Visit Calm.com/tbtl to get 25% off a Calm Premium subscription.
Luke and Andrew join the show hot off their company-mandated cyber security training, which they found to be very informative and a worthwhile use of their time. They also discuss the investigation into Navy pilots who drew a naughty doodle in the sky above Washington State. And Andrew tries to remember a song. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Capterra. Visit Capterra.com/TBTL for free to find the right software for your business.
Maybe it's all the dragon fire, or maybe it's the 17.6 cups of coffee they both consumed this morning, but Luke and Andrew are very fired up about this penultimate - and very controversial - episode of Game of Thrones. They are also flattered that the showrunners decided to steal their idea of using more bells.
Andrew is having trouble waking up in the morning, and he blames the new alarm sounds on his phone. Luke tries to help. Then this special 2900th episode goes off the rails as they discuss DIY braces, AndyMan Grills, a fascinating article about toxic masculinity, and the second-best film reviewer in Rancho Cucamonga. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Grove Collaborative. Visit Grove.co/tbtl to get a free $30 Mrs. Meyer's gift set with your first order.
Luke gets into more trouble with his boat this weekend (not the boat that he crashed in the water, but the one he crashed on land last year.) But luckily, a good friend saved the day! He and Andrew take a break from discussing Australia's most dangerous animals to reflect on one of it's most dangerous (smelling) fruits, which caused an emergency evacuation at a University last week. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Calm. Visit Calm.com/tbtl to get 25% off a Calm Premium subscription.
TBTL Friendo and All-Time Jeopardy! Champ Ken Jennings swings by the studio to talk about the latest challenger to his throne. He also talks to Luke and Andrew about the irreplaceable Alex Trebek and Ken's uneasy relationship with the word "cloche". . . . Today's show is sponsored by DoorDash. Download the app and use the promo code TBTL to get $5 off your first order of $15 or more.
Digging deep into TBTL voicemails from a decade ago has Luke and Andrew feeling all kinds of ways. Plus, a fascinating Top Story from Andrew's hometown leads to a confession about his criminal past. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Everlane. Visit Everlane.com/tbtl to get free shipping on your first order.
Luke and Rudy find themselves in a stranger's scary backyard while out on an evening stroll. Was it Bugs Meany's house? MAYBE! Plus, listeners offer some Australia advice - in song! . . . Today's show is sponsored by DoorDash. Download the app and use the promo code TBTL to get $5 off your first order of $15 or more.
Luke and Andrew learn about yet another weird animal to watch out for in Australia, while also descending down a rabbit-hole of minor league baseball mascots. TRIGGER WARNING: if you like dancing, soccer or Hamilton, you might want to skip this episode. We hope the 3 of you who are left enjoy it. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Everlane. Visit Everlane.com/tbtl to get free shipping on your first order.
Luke and Andrew take a look at Episode Four through dragon-colored glasses. Andrew is very into the conflicting feelings about Daenerys Stormborn, and Luke is concerned with "the last mile problem" vis-a-vis castle storming.
NPR's Morning Edition has changed its theme music after 40 years. Luke and Andrew weigh-in on the results. Plus, a whale showed up in Norway that may be a the cutest Russian spy ever to swim the ocean. . . . Today's show is sponsored by DoorDash. Download the app and use the promo code TBTL to get $5 off your first order of $15 or more.
TBTL Friendo Hari Kondabolu joins the show to explain why he got yelled at by a pirate in a comedy club. Also, one of Andrew's film heroes started following him on Twitter, and he and Luke discover a Gene Wilder sleeper hit (if "hit" means film that was roundly panned by everyone who watched it.) . . . Today's show is sponsored by Everlane. Visit Everlane.com/tbtl to get free shipping on your first order.
Luke and Andrew finalize their Australian itinerary and are feeling something uncharacteristic - confident. Meanwhile, Luke talks about his TV appearance on Wednesday that had him feeling very unconfident. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Everlane. Visit Everlane.com/tbtl to get free shipping on your first order.
In a weird twist of fate, Luke is now the one having garbage pickup problems, so he and Andrew call the Bay City trash management company to demand some answers. Plus, we listen back to a very young Todd Barry on the phone with David Letterman, and Andrew discusses his complicated relationship with a shock-humor comedian of note. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Quip. Visit GetQuip.com/tbtl to get your first refill pack free with a Quip electric toothbrush.
Luke "The Onion Bagel Knight" Burbank and Andrew "Tamuel Smarley" Walsh break down the Battle of Winterfell -- the good, the bad, and the stuff that nobody could actually see.
Andrew has some bad news about his weekly garbage pickup, but he says he's going to be okay. He and Luke also talk about how the Monkees inspired one of Luke's favorite Del The Funky Homosapien songs, and how getting fired 9 years ago might have saved Luke's life. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Everlane. Visit Everlane.com/tbtl to get free shipping on your first order.
Australia is dropping poisonous sausages from airplanes to curb its feral cat problem. That checks a lot of TBTL boxes, story-wise. Plus, Luke is preparing for his dangerous jobs in the outback by getting chased by dogs in Texas. And Andrew saw Avengers: Endgame this weekend, but he's not going to spoil ANYTHING. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Quip. Visit GetQuip.com/tbtl to get your first refill pack free with a Quip electric toothbrush.
TBTL Friendo Nora McInerny joins Luke and Andrew in their attic studio at APM to talk about her new book, her new TED talk, and all the other amazing things she's been up to. They also discuss the worst haircut ever used to advertise a SuperCuts. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Snowe. Visit SnoweHome.com/tbtl to get $30 off your first order of $150.
Luke and Andrew share the details of their romantic date along the banks of the swollen Mississippi River last night. Plus, a local news station uses a lot of bad jokes to report on the dangerous turkey situation in St. Paul, validating Luke's experiences and annoying Andrew with bad journalism. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Myro deodorant. Visit MyMyro.com/tbtl and enter the promo code TBTL to get 50% off your first order and get started today for just $5.
Luke and Andrew reflect on their RAN HAM bowling party last night, the rising Mississippi River, their friend Jason Newman, and a person they wish was their friend -- the singer Lizzo. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Snowe. Visit SnoweHome.com/tbtl to get $30 off your first order of $150.
Luke and Andrew have very different takes on Season 8 Episode 2 "A Knight of The Seven Kingdoms" and things get tense. However, on the positive side, they do seem to be zeroing in on who Jon Snow is, so that's at least something.
Luke and Andrew check-in from St. Paul, where they just survived a near-disaster in the Studio P right before the show. Plus, Luke learns he might have ornithophobia, and Andrew is ready to ask a local haberdasher if TBTL can please broadcast from his shop. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Myro deodorant. Visit MyMyro.com/tbtl and enter the promo code TBTL to get 50% off your first order and get started today for just $5.
Luke and Andrew make it to the APM Mother Ship just in time to have 35 meetings, which has them feeling stressed. Meanwhile, Luke has a near run-in with a kindly pizza delivery person, and Andrew might have found a way to get over being a nervous flyer. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Snowe. Visit SnoweHome.com/tbtl to get $30 off your first order of $150.
Andrew might have started a fight between two strangers last night, while Luke finds himself in the middle of his own donnybrook online. Plus we have some Music For Your Weekend! . . . Today's show is sponsored by DoorDash. Download the app and use the promo code TBTL to get $5 off your first order of $15 or more.
Luke sat next to a self-styled Donald Trump impersonator on his trip from Cleveland to Portland, putting his Skyjinx survival instincts to the test. Plus, Luke and Andrew discover a new terrifying creature to be afraid of in the Australian outback. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Away Travel. Visit AwayTravel.com/tbtl and use the promo code TBTL to get $20 off a suitcase!
Andrew and Luke discuss their favorite food-related Bible stories. Andrew also helps Luke prep for his trip to Cleveland, and Luke talks about the time he almost ditched a dinner party that he DEFINITELY shouldn't ditch. . . . Today's show is sponsored by DoorDash. Download the app and use the promo code TBTL to get $5 off your first order of $15 or more.
A Song Of Ice And Spoilers returns for the final season of Game of Thrones! Luke and Andrew discuss the season premiere and ask the important questions every hardcore fan wants to know, like what is a White Walker and who is Jon Snow?
It's the day after Tax Day, and Luke is trying to declare Andrew as one of his dependents. They also discuss the life and death of one of the last Yangtze softshell turtles on Earth, and why Duluth, Minnesota, is about to become the coolest place to live, both literally and figuratively. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Away Travel. Visit AwayTravel.com/tbtl and use the promo code TBTL to get $20 off a suitcase!
Luke's outdoor misadventures continued this weekend, almost leading to a Drama In Real Life situation. Plus, TV networks have admitted to piping bird sounds into golf broadcasts. And Andrew reveals a fascinating fact about airplane tires that is not true. . . . Today's show is sponsored by DoorDash. Download the app and use the promo code TBTL to get $5 off your first order of $15 or more.
Luke and Andrew go through the pile of letters they've received from listeners regarding their questionable trip through the Australian Outback. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Snowe. Visit SnoweHome.com/tbtl to get $30 off your first order of $150.
The first-ever photos of a black hole 54 million light years away put Luke and Andrew in a philosophical mood. And the details about how the photo was captured leave the boys dazzled indeed. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Calm. Visit Calm.com/tbtl to get 25% off a Calm Premium subscription.
Luke learns that he may have to legally change his name. But like, for REAL. Plus, Andrew sets the record straight on some things that have been bugging him, and he and Luke offer some solicited advice for the Youth of America. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Snowe. Visit SnoweHome.com/tbtl to get $30 off your first order of $150.
A CNBC video encouraging people to tip their servers less "without looking cheap" is making people very, very angry. Luke and Andrew discuss this and Andrew's latest attempts to be cool on Instagram. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Calm. Visit Calm.com/tbtl to get 25% off a Calm Premium subscription.
Luke has a very chance encounter on one of his hikes, and thus answers the age old question: What happens when Luke meets a stranger in the Alps? Plus, a fascinating study shows us that almost everyone is better at dancing than they think, but worse at driving than they think. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Snowe. Visit SnoweHome.com/tbtl to get $30 off your first order of $150.
Australian listeners let Luke and Andrew know that their upcoming trip through the Outback is misguided and dangerous. But will they heed the warnings? Plus, a writer researches why Americans fell out of love with buffets, and it is fascinating. Plus, there's a bit of Music for Your Weekend.n . . . Today's show is sponsored by Robinhood. Visit tbtl10.robinhood.com to get free stock like Apple, Ford, or Sprint to help build your portfolio.
Luke and Andrew re-examine their use of slang, and they announce their BIG PLANS for the upcoming TBTL-a-Thon! . . . Today's show is sponsored by Quip. Visit GetQuip.com/tbtl to get your first refill pack free with a Quip electric toothbrush.
Luke and Andrew try to figure out if they're nerds, dweebs, or geeks (or something worse.) Plus, a decades-long mystery involving Garfield phones washing up on a French beach is almost solved. And a listener tells a nightmare-inducing story from a clothing-optional hot spring. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Robinhood. Visit tbtl10.robinhood.com to get free stock like Apple, Ford, or Sprint to help build your portfolio.
After a night of TV watching, Luke finds himself disappointed in a couple of beloved TV shows. He and Andrew also discuss Burger King's plan to start selling meatless Impossible Burgers, and a Post's plan to start selling chicken and waffle-flavored cereal. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Quip. Visit GetQuip.com/tbtl to get your first refill pack free with a Quip electric toothbrush.
Luke subjects Andrew to a April Fool's Day quiz, and they spend a lot of time trying to answer a listener's truly brain-breaking question about their social lives. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Robinhood. Visit tbtl10.robinhood.com to get free stock like Apple, Ford, or Sprint to help build your portfolio.
A man in Woodenbong, Australia, wants to build a giant wooden bong to attract tourists and raise "trillions" of dollars for the community. Luke and Andrew discuss this, and Andrew discovers a crucial detail about the viral video of a Toledo news team embarrassing itself.n . . . Today's show is sponsored by Grove Collaborative. Visit Grove.co/tbtl to get a free $30 Mrs. Meyer's gift set with your first order.
A music review of a 25-year old record is creating outrage on (wait for it)....The Internet! Andrew and Luke look back at some of their own bad musical taste in the '90s. Plus, Andrew finally meets (meats?) an Arby's sandwich he can't handle. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Everlane. Visit Everlane.com/tbtl to get free shipping on your first order.
Andrew tries to resurrect one of his favorite Morning Zoo radio bits from his childhood with less than stellar results. Plus, he and Luke ACTUALLY GET TO TOP STORIES TODAY, including the emergence of Fantasy Birding and the best high school drama performance since Max Fischer'snSerpico. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Grove Collaborative. Visit Grove.co/tbtl to get a free $30 Mrs. Meyer's gift set with your first order.
Andrew picked up a piece of litter in his neighborhood that ended up being a lot more than he'd bargained for. Plus, a tweet from Sarah Silverman completely rocks Luke's world, and Andrew is trying to figure out if he's a team player.n . . . Today's show is sponsored by Everlane. Visit Everlane.com/tbtl to get free shipping on your first order.
Luke and Addie embark on a Segway adventure to remember! And Andrew has discovered his new favorite movie theater. It happens to be the same one where Luke spent his youth.n . . . Today's show is sponsored by Grove Collaborative. Visit Grove.co/tbtl to get a free $30 Mrs. Meyer's gift set with your first order.
Luke accidentally bought the most expensive glass of milk in New York City. He and Andrew also discuss a new Volvo that will take control of itself if the driver looks distracted. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Capterra. Visit Capterra.com/TBTL for free to find the right software for your business.
Luke's stay in the Barton Fink Hotel is getting weirder. Also, he just got his photo taken for a CBS ID card, and it is...not good.n . . . Today's show is sponsored by Capterra. Visit Capterra.com/TBTL for free to find the right software for your business.
Luke and Andrew wake up in the middle of the damn night to watch the Mariners open their baseball season in Japan. Plus, the StuBot checks in from Arizona, where he's following all the latest lotion-related airport news. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Capterra. Visit Capterra.com/TBTL for free to find the right software for your business.
Luke is back with stories of his LA adventures involving Kathy Griffin, her dogs, and a healthy dose of adult acne. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Capterra. Visit Capterra.com/TBTL for free to find the right software for your business.
Famously Clean Person Hanna Brooks Olsen swings by TBTL to test her knowledge of cleaned-up movie lines and song lyrics...and also to talk about her upcoming Soup Date. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Capterra. Visit Capterra.com/TBTL for free to find the right software for your business.
Luke's latest off-book athletic adventure leads to a run-in with a well-armed soldier. Meanwhile, Andrew's not sure he could ever truly love a turtle. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Grove Collaborative. Visit Grove.co/tbtl to get a free $30 Mrs. Meyer's gift set with your first order.
Luke is in San Diego, so Andrew assumes that he's hanging out with the San Diego Chicken. Which might actually be a turkey? Also, Twitter considers making a fundamental change that Luke would absolutely hate, even though it would be the best thing to ever happen for him. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Calm. Visit Calm.com/tbtl to get 25% off a Calm Premium subscription.
Andrew tries to help Luke with some troublesome pimples with the help of a YouTube makeup tutorial. Meanwhile, the college admissions scandal that is rocking the nation leads Luke and Andrew to reflect on the value of their own college experiences...and they hatch a plan to get into Yale. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Grove Collaborative. Visit Grove.co/tbtl to get a free $30 Mrs. Meyer's gift set with your first order.
Today on TBTL, we learn that there are many more flavors of Bartles and Jaymes than you ever possibly imagined and that piano players shouldn't try dog sledding. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Calm. Visit Calm.com/tbtl to get 25% off a Calm Premium subscription.
The Mystery of Luke's Missing Basketball comes to a conclusion, but not after some more twists and turns. Plus, Luke talks about his illicit hiking adventures over the weekend, and he and Andrew discuss the Simpson's decision to drop it's iconic Michael Jackson episode. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Grove Collaborative. Visit Grove.co/tbtl to get a free $30 Mrs. Meyer's gift set with your first order.
Things got weird on the final day of Luke's Vegas pizza expo. Like, "old man trying to steal camera equipment" weird. Plus, Luke felt forced to eat meat, making him question his vegetarianism, and Andrew finally unveils his idea for the pizza of the future. They also discuss the last Blockbuster video store on earth and offer up some Music For Your Weekend! . . . Today's show is sponsored by Quip. Visit GetQuip.com/tbtl to get your first refill pack free with a Quip electric toothbrush.
Andrew is giddy after having a wonderfully aimless day in Seattle that involved hot dogs, dice, and a chance encounter. Meanwhile in Las Vegas, Luke is shoving as many pieces of pizza in his mouth while people gather to watch. They also discuss sad news about Alex Trebek's health and take a moment to appreciate the Jeopardy! host. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Robinhood. Visit tbtl10.robinhood.com to get free stock like Apple, Ford, or Sprint to help build your portfolio.
Luke is living the future in Las Vegas, where a self-driving car delivered him to a pizza convention. Meanwhile, Andrew is buying cassette tapes in Lynnwood, Washington. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Quip. Visit GetQuip.com/tbtl to get your first refill pack free with a Quip electric toothbrush.
Luke joins the show from Las Vegas, where he's covering a pizza convention that has a lot of TBTL connections. Plus, He and Andrew pay their respects to Luke Perry, the coolest guy in the world. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Robinhood. Visit tbtl10.robinhood.com to get free stock like Apple, Ford, or Sprint to help build your portfolio.
TBTL Friendo (and Editor?) Phyllis "P-Fletch" Fletcher joins the show to talk about her new job and to hear how Luke barely survived a mountain hike this weekend, only to end-up in a clothing-optional hot tub. (You got to admit, we packed a lot into that sentence.) . . . Today's show is sponsored by Quip. Visit GetQuip.com/tbtl to get your first refill pack free with a Quip electric toothbrush.
Luke and Andrew are downright outraged -- well, certainly miffed, at least -- over an airline suing a passenger for skipping a flight. Plus, Luke ended up kicking-off a whole chain of unfortunate events when he took home the wrong basketball yesterday. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Calm. Visit Calm.com/tbtl to get 25% off a Calm Premium subscription.
Reader's Digest brings the goods again! Andrew quizzes Luke on the magazine's list of "health myths". Plus, Luke has a very stressful basketball-related dilemma. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Capterra. Visit Capterra.com/TBTL for free to find the right software for your business.
Luke and Andrew hear from three listeners with three different mysteries they're trying to solve; One is smell-related, one is garbage-related, and the other is parking-related. Plus, America's #1 Junior Reporter is breaking more news and making more headlines, and California and Washington might switch to permanent Daylight Saving Time. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Calm. Visit Calm.com/tbtl to get 25% off a Calm Premium subscription.
Luke and Andrew reach out to Weird Al Yankovic's publicist to try to clear-up a 6-year old misunderstanding. They also play all the drug-related audio drops in their collective library for some reason. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Capterra. Visit Capterra.com/TBTL for free to find the right software for your business.
Andrew returns from his Hawaiian vacation, where he met a new nemesis, and Luke reports on his experience backstage at the Oscars with Wolfgang Puck. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Calm. Visit Calm.com/tbtl to get 25% off a Calm Premium subscription.
Luke and Nora McInerny climb into a rental car in Portland and tour various Burbank Family Businesses. Special thanks this episode to Kelly Shannon of Edmonds WA and Allison deMello of Millbury MA! . . . Today's show is sponsored by Grove Collaborative. Visit Grove.co/tbtl to get a free $30 Mrs. Meyer's gift set with your first order.
Luke checks in from backstage at The Oscars and chats with TBTL Friend Steve Scher about what our love for dogs says about us as people. Special thanks this episode Michelle Rickman of Los Angeles, CA and Jessica Robinson of Oregon City, OR. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Everlane. Visit Everlane.com/tbtl to get free shipping on your first order.
Luke decides to ignore some "trail closed" signs in Joshua Tree and TBTL Colleague Kristina Lopez stops by to discuss the latest TV shows she's loving. Special thanks this episode to Benjamin Peven of Pittsburgh PA and Christopher Curran of Chicago IL! . . . Today's show is sponsored by Grove Collaborative. Visit Grove.co/tbtl to get a free $30 Mrs. Meyer's gift set with your first order.
Luke survives an epic hike in Joshua Tree and TBTL Co-Founder Jen Andrews stops by to talk about things she learned from her mom. Special Thanks this episode to Keith Brewster of Chardon OH and Katherine Damman of Wamego KS! . . . Today's show is sponsored by Everlane. Visit Everlane.com/tbtl to get free shipping on your first order.
Luke checks in from Joshua Tree California, home of the Outdoorsy Hipster and chats with Chioke I'Anson, voice of NPR underwriting and Horror Enthusiast. Special thanks this episode to Lou Haney of Charlottesville VA and Hilary Dolinksy of Washington DC! . . . Today's show is sponsored by Grove Collaborative. Visit Grove.co/tbtl to get a free $30 Mrs. Meyer's gift set with your first order.
Dan Pashman of the Sporkful Podcast joins Luke and Andrew to talk about a Chuck E. Cheese conspiracy, bad food fonts, and his upcoming show in Portland! Get tickets here to see the Sporkful tomorrow at the Listen-Up Festival! . . . Today's show is sponsored by Calm. Visit Calm.com/tbtl to get 25% off a Calm Premium subscription.
Luke and Andrew hear from Tens of listeners who share their stories of young love, old love and misguided love in this Valentine's Day radio special! . . . Today's show is sponsored by The Zebra.com
A celebration of Kimmy Schmidt turns into a conversation about free speech and "PC culture." Didn't see that one coming! Plus, listeners weigh in on the case of Andrew v. Ruffians Throwing Snowballs At Cars. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Calm. Visit Calm.com/tbtl to get 25% off a Calm Premium subscription.
Andrew is upset about some area toughs throwing SNOWBALLS of all things. Meanwhile, Luke has been doing what you're supposed to do when you're buried under a mountain of snow: Watching TONS of TV. He weighs-in on Pete Holmes' Crashing, Three Identical Strangers, The Ted Bundy Tapes, and Abducted in Plain Sight. And we learn more about the Burbank Russet potato than anyone ever thought possible. . . . Today's show is sponsored by The Zebra.com
Luke and Andrew swap snow stories as the Pacific Northwest continues to get buried. Plus, Luke is ready to start his new life in retail arbitrage after reading an article about it, and Andrew has a real moment with a hummingbird. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Calm. Visit Calm.com/tbtl to get 25% off a Calm Premium subscription.
Luke swings by the offices of Walsh, Walsh & Doormat to swap stories with Andrew of a city on the brink of collapse as an impending snowstorm bears down...supposedly. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Robinhood. Visit tbtl10.robinhood.com to get free stock like Apple, Ford, or Sprint to help build your portfolio.
Luke is watching the weather as an impending snowstorm may ruin his plans for the next few days. Meanwhile, Andrew tries to resurrect a classic TBTL segment, and he accidentally teaches Luke how to grift the government. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Quip. Visit GetQuip.com/tbtl to get your first refill pack free with a Quip electric toothbrush.
Luke and Andrew go down their bi-annual Yakov Smirnoff rabbit hole and explore some of his work helping people with their relationships. Plus, ESPN wrote a fascinating story about stadium restrooms, and an undercover seal is used to test people on network security (at least, that's Andrew's theory). . . . Today's show is sponsored by Robinhood. Visit tbtl10.robinhood.com to get free stock like Apple, Ford, or Sprint to help build your portfolio.
Luke's relationship with his basketball nemesis continues to evolve...but not in a great way? He and Andrew also discuss the world's most famous egg (sorry, Winlock, it ain't yours.) . . . Today's show is sponsored by Quip. Visit GetQuip.com/tbtl to get your first refill pack free with a Quip electric toothbrush.
A surprising snowfall in the Northwest has left Andrew giddy and Luke without heat. They also discuss yesterday's "The Big Game" and finally offer their definitive review of the 1993 film Groundhog Day (they like it.) . . . Today's show is sponsored by Robinhood. Visit tbtl10.robinhood.com to get free stock like Apple, Ford, or Sprint to help build your portfolio.
Luke's descent into old age continues with a shockingly early bedtime and a new foot massager. Meanwhile, Andrew finally gets a glimpse of Luke's famous beer commercial, which won't air during the Super Bowl. And TBTL presents Part 2 of Reader's Digest's Fascinating Facts That Are False! . . . Today's show is sponsored by Capterra. Visit Capterra.com/TBTL for free to find the right software for your business.
Luke and Andrew dive into the latest issue of Reader's Digest and share some truly Dazzling Deets about everything from frog's eyes to Hitler's nephew. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Everlane. Visit Everlane.com/tbtl to get free shipping on your first order.
Luke and Andrew check-in on The StuBot and his family in St. Cloud, MN, where it's currently 35 degrees below zero. They also realize they are doing poorly when it comes to their Employee Review process. And Luke is having some second thoughts regarding his sporting life. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Capterra. Visit Capterra.com/TBTL for free to find the right software for your business.
Luke mixes things up with one of his new basketball buddies, and Andrew performs the grossest and most satisfying home repair imaginable. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Everlane. Visit Everlane.com/tbtl to get free shipping on your first order.
Luke is blown away by a movie that he never thought he'd be interested in, and Andrew holds his nose and plunges into one of the Fyre Fest documentaries. Plus, can sports fandom influence a presidential election (ahem, Mr. Howard Schultz)? And is it okay to hide speed cameras behind port-o-potties? . . . Today's show is sponsored by Capterra. Visit Capterra.com/TBTL for free to find the right software for your business.
Luke makes Andrew very anxious by airing a voicemail from their colleague without reviewing it first. Meanwhile, Andrew develops a One-Person-Per-Platform social media strategy. And they make up for the Blursday wishes they missed yesterday. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Calm. Visit Calm.com/tbtl to get 25% off a Calm Premium subscription.
Luke unwittingly becomes the most popular guy at the rental car counter in Bellingham. Meanwhile, in Seattle, Andrew risks another uncomfortable interaction when he returns to the Whole Foods parking lot that got him in trouble yesterday. Plus, we hear about the self-made (and self-proclaimed) laundryman to the stars! . . . Today's show is sponsored by Calm. Visit Calm.com/tbtl to get 25% off a Calm Premium subscription.
Luke and Andrew discuss the kid-friendly merits of The A-Team vs MacGyver. Plus, doctors say you can train your body to need the bathroom at a certain time, and -- unrelatedly -- Andrew shares a shameful encounter he had in the Whole Foods parking lot yesterday. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Calm. Visit Calm.com/tbtl to get 25% off a Calm Premium subscription.
Luke discovers secret art in a billionaire's backyard and also has a revelation about Sinead O'Connor. Meanwhile, Andrew launches a defense of beat-up cars and cracked smartphone screens. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Calm. Visit Calm.com/tbtl to get 25% off a Calm Premium subscription.
Luke has a new way of meditating that involves fruit, and Andrew has a new way of looking at trees, thanks to APM's new poetry podcast. They also discuss bottled water circa 1993, and they try to untangle their feelings about Malcolm Gladwell.
Luke's adventures in Atlanta continue as he spends the night in a Waffle House full of tuxedoed Republicans. He and Andrew also discuss the story of a large English family that wreaked absolute havoc on New Zealand.
Luke checks-in from Atlanta, where he is now officially a Waffle House team member! He tells Andrew about his experience working as a short-order cook, and they finally discuss the lawsuit against Netflix over "Bandersnatch."
Luke swings by the studios of Walsh, Walsh & Doormat to help Andrew with some Twitter-related issues. Plus, Andrew shares a (pre-approved) dream that may end up changing his career trajectory. They never get to Top Stories, but they do share some great TV Guide #content.
Luke's feelings on Marie Kondo's approach to organizing is evolving...leading him to de-clutter a crawl space in the middle of the night. Meanwhile, Andrew has plenty of regrets over stuff that he's eliminated from his life. And they both weigh-in on the president's fast-food feast prepared for visiting athletes. (Why so much Filet-O-Fish?)
Luke and Andrew discuss the end of a local radio show that is very close to their hearts. Luke also weighs in on the new Marie Kondo Netflix show, and Andrew listens to Squeeze for the very first time (and he likes it!)
Luke played his first game as a member of the vaunted Bellingham Sledghogs basketball team. He and Andrew also say goodbye to a very special snail named George, and they discuss a very interesting plan to get people to stop stealing "420" signs off the highway. Plus, it's a Friday, so they have some Music For Your Weekend. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Quip. Visit GetQuip.com/tbtl to get your first refill pack free with a Quip electric toothbrush.
A guy is suing Burger King after getting locked in the restaurant's dirty bathroom, and that's not even the weird part of the story. Luke and Andrew also discuss anger management and the time Andrew was forced to do the Humpty Dance. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Robinhood. Visit tbtl10.robinhood.com to get free stock like Apple, Ford, or Sprint to help build your portfolio.
Luke and Andrew dig into Luke's newest TV obsession, Patriot on Amazon Prime, and they talk Bird Box, A Quiet Place, and why Andrew freaked out when he got out of bed today. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Quip. Visit GetQuip.com/tbtl to get your first refill pack free with a Quip electric toothbrush.
Luke and Andrew talk about everything -- literally everything -- for, like, three hours. It's a show for the ages! . . . Today's show is sponsored by Robinhood. Visit tbtl10.robinhood.com to get free stock like Apple, Ford, or Sprint to help build your portfolio.
Luke finds a way to literally ring in the New Year with a new desktop toy. Plus, he managed to avoid several potential altercations over the holiday. And he's joined a new basketball team with a problematic name. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Quip. Visit GetQuip.com/tbtl to get your first refill pack free with a Quip electric toothbrush.
Camaro Kev and Carey help Luke and Andrew wrap-up two weeks TBTL Plays Favorites. Today's topic inspires conversations about a deconstructed and reconstructed Big Mac and big times at Saucy's Pizza. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Myro deodorant. Visit MyMyro.com/tbtl and enter the promo code TBTL to get 50% off your first order and get started today for just $5.
TBTL Plays Favorites continues with Luke, Andrew and Camaro Kev talking about a few of their favorite things. Today's secret topic involves a seemingly magical curling club and someone named "Juck Klosternik." . . . Today's show is sponsored by Calm. Visit Calm.com/tbtl to get 25% off a Calm Premium subscription.
Luke and Andrew are joined by Camaro Kev (and a surprise guest) as they continue to discuss a few of their favorite things. Today's secret topic involves a dangerous beverage and a boxer with a very dubious fighting style. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Myro deodorant. Visit MyMyro.com/tbtl and enter the promo code TBTL to get 50% off your first order and get started today for just $5.
Luke, Andrew and their pal Camaro Kev ring in the new year with another installment of TBTL Plays Favorites! Today's secret topic touches on false art accusations, a new podcast idea, and the famous Daniel Webster Highway. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Calm. Visit Calm.com/tbtl to get 25% off a Calm Premium subscription.
Week two of TBTL Plays Favorites kicks off when Camaro Kev swings by the studios of Walsh, Walsh & Doormat to discuss a few of his favorite things. Today's secret topic involves spilled wax, false memories, and bribery gone wrong. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Myro deodorant. Visit MyMyro.com/tbtl and enter the promo code TBTL to get 50% off your first order and get started today for just $5.
Week one of TBTL Plays Favorites wraps up today with a very difficult question for Genevieve and Andrew that could threaten their relationship. But they'll probably be fine. And Luke explains why he doesn't have a problem playing favorites with members of his own family.
Luke, Andrew and Genevieve continue to discuss a few of their favorite things during their special week of holiday programming. Today's secret topic involves a lizard boy, a lizard man, and set of Belle and Sebastian EPs that launched a love story for the ages.
It's day three of TBTL Plays Favorites! Luke, Andrew and Genevieve continue to count down their favorite things. They also learn the difference between a recorder and a flutophone, and they hear how a kid got stuck in an airplane's overhead bin.
It's a special Christmas Day edition of TBTL! Genevieve joins Andrew and Luke for the second installment of TBTL Plays Favorites, in which they discuss a few of their favorite things. Today's secret topic involves a guitar that saved a friendship and a bathrobe that turned into a DVD player.
Genevieve joins Luke and Andrew to kick-off their special week of holiday shows focusing on a few of their favorite things. Today's secret topic involves old pianos and Andrew stomping around like Paul Rudd in Wet Hot American Summer.
Luke and Andrew are gearing up for Christmas. Luke is planning some very last minute shopping, and he explains why he almost missed his live show in Portland last night. Plus, it's a final Christmas-themed Music For Your Weekend! . . . Today's show is sponsored by Everlane. Visit Everlane.com/tbtl to get free shipping on your first order.
Comedian and TBTL friendo Andy Haynes swings by the studios of Walsh, Walsh & Doormat since he's performing just a few blocks away this weekend. He discusses his work on the critically acclaimed TV show "World's Flattest Butts" and his journey to reclaim the crown as America's #1 Comedian.
Luke watched a film that he's afraid may have changed his life, and Andrew got screamed at in a "taco joint." Plus, actor Alfonso Ribeiro is suing Fortnite for using the dance he came up with as Carlton on the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Everlane. Visit Everlane.com/tbtl to get free shipping on your first order.
Kiki Lolo joins the show to offer some advice to gift-givers this holiday season. Plus, Luke set up a camera in his kitchen to catch a sneaky, four-legged prowler. He and Andrew keep an eye on the video feed from Seattle. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Everlane. Visit Everlane.com/tbtl to get free shipping on your first order.
Luke shares a fascinating story that explains some of the science behind dreams. Andrew is INTO IT. Luke also has some advice for balding talk show guests. And they look back on a mixed weekend of sports with the latest installment of No Point Conversion. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Everlane. Visit Everlane.com/tbtl to get free shipping on your first order.
Luke and Andrew try to decipher an important song from Luke's musical past, and they review a new remake of one of their favorite films (based on the trailer and soundtrack.) . . . Today's show is sponsored by Quip. Visit GetQuip.com/tbtl to get your first refill pack free with a Quip electric toothbrush.
Luke's neighbor on the flight to Chicago has some very annoying habits and a questionable photo on his phone. Meanwhile Andrew remembers back to a time he tried to remember something. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Quip. Visit GetQuip.com/tbtl to get your first refill pack free with a Quip electric toothbrush.
Luke's in New York City, where he's discovering that Lyft drivers are very different in the Big Apple. Plus, Andrew explains why he almost swore at an old lady yesterday. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Libro.fm. Visit Libro.fm and enter the promo code TBTL to get a 3-month audiobook membership for the price of one month.
A scientist says he's identified the funniest words in the English language. Luke and Andrew will be the judge of that! Plus, Andrew confesses to an encyclopedia-related sin, and he and Luke break down the Seahawk's Monday night win in a complicated installment of No Point Conversion. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Quip. Visit GetQuip.com/tbtl to get your first refill pack free with a Quip electric toothbrush.
Jeannie Yandel joins the show from the hit podcast Battle Tactics For Your Sexist Workplace to list her favorite holiday beverages. She and Andrew also discuss a disturbing new trend among Hawaiian monk seals, and they pick a new host for the Oscars. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Quip. Visit GetQuip.com/tbtl to get your first refill pack free with a Quip electric toothbrush.
Luke has a plan to jog to the airport this afternoon, but will the Wizards at Avis rent a sweaty Luke a car? Plus, an aquarium claps back at Apple over a new squid emoji. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Libro.fm. Visit Libro.fm and enter the promo code TBTL to get a 3-month audiobook membership for the price of one month.
Tom Cruise wants to make sure everyone's flat-screen TVs are set up properly to watch his high-def action movies. Luke and Andrew call up their own A/V expert, Camero Kev, to fact check Maverick's claims. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Libro.fm. Visit Libro.fm and enter the promo code TBTL to get a 3-month audiobook membership for the price of one month.
Luke's Los Angeles adventure continues with a trip to a selfie museum and a meal at Moby's vegan restaurant. Plus, Andrew helps PETA come up with more animal-safe idioms. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Libro.fm. Visit Libro.fm and enter the promo code TBTL to get a 3-month audiobook membership for the price of one month.
Luke faces some demons on his trip to Los Angeles (aka, The Big Apple Down Under.) Plus, an artist buys a Banksy painting so he can destroy it. And Luke and Andrew talk about the weekend in sports in a Tuesday edition of No Point Conversion. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Libro.fm. Visit Libro.fm and enter the promo code TBTL to get a 3-month audiobook membership for the price of one month.
Noted Public Transportation Enthusiast (and the longest running co-bro of Andrew's life) Genevieve Haas joins the show to tell Luke and Andrew how she found herself in two bus-related adventures on the same day. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Libro.fm. Visit Libro.fm and enter the promo code TBTL to get a 3-month audiobook membership for the price of one month.
A new "study" says that women sleep better when they share a bed with a dog instead of a cat or a human. Plus, Luke's experiment in making homemade crackers goes a little south. And it's Friday, so we have some Music For Your Weekend! . . . Today's show is sponsored by Quip. Visit GetQuip.com/tbtl to get your first refill pack free with a Quip electric toothbrush.
Luke made homemade ranch dressing last night. Was it a Hidden Valley Ranch party in his mouth? The results are in! Plus, listeners help decide the final name of the TBTL Valentine's show. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Quip. Visit GetQuip.com/tbtl to get your first refill pack free with a Quip electric toothbrush.
Listeners weigh-in with suggestions for the name of the upcoming TBTL Valentine's Day special. Plus, an Australian writer explains why Americans never get the Australian accent right. And speaking of Australia, a giant cow from Down Under is making international headlines. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Quip. Visit GetQuip.com/tbtl to get your first refill pack free with a Quip electric toothbrush.
Andrew just got the Cadillac of vacuum cleaners, but he has a lot of work to do before he can use it. Meanwhile, Luke is reading Michael Pollan books and clearing out his cupboards. L & A also pay tribute to actor, magician and all-around amazing guy Ricky Jay, who died this weekend. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Everlane. Visit Everlane.com/tbtl to get free shipping on your first order.
Luke and Andrew share their Thanksgiving adventures (Luke's involved running a 13 mile race; Andrew's involved a feast served off of a pool table.) Plus, Luke has many more Dazzling Deets about the Christmas tree industry, and he and Andrew celebrate some big wins in this week's No Point Conversion! . . . Today's show is sponsored by Quip. Visit GetQuip.com/tbtl to get your first refill pack free with a Quip electric toothbrush.
Andrew presents his list of the best foods to eat as leftovers while Luke tries to figure out how to recreate his favorite restaurant dish at home.
Luke reveals his long-anticipated list of Top 7 Thanksgiving Foods. He and Andrew also make a promise they cannot keep; Namely, to keep the episode short today.
Luke and Andrew debate one of the most pressing questions of our time: How often to wash out a coffee pot. Plus, a journalist reveals the secrets of a quirky L.A. icon. Did he go to far?
Luke's smart phone is getting smarter, and Andrew catches a sidewalk sinner in the act. Plus, accusations of flatulence-related sabotage soil the world dart championship.
Luke had an embarrassing moment during a comedy contest he was judging this weekend. Plus, Andrew's got an update on the missing package that disappeared from his old house, and Luke's working on a new bumper sticker slogan.
TBTL Oh-Dark Qwerty: The Early Blurg Gets The Podcast week wraps up with a special Friday edition of TBTL! Luke and Andrew talk about the feel-good story of the year that ended up being a scam. Plus, a rare Friday edition of No Point Conversion rears its head after an eventful Seahawks match-up against Green Bay. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Quip. Visit GetQuip.com/tbtl to get your first refill pack free with a Quip electric toothbrush.
The TBTL Morning Zoo Crew do what it do! Luke and Andrew dig into a somewhat befuddling interview with Alex Trebek from Vulture Magazine, and Luke takes a stand against a certain word often used in songs. . . . Today's show is sponsored by RXBar. Visit RXBar.com/tbtl and use the code TBTL at checkout to get 25% off your first order and free samples of their new flavors and new nut butters.
Sean DeTore swings by to hang out with the TBTL Morning Zoo and share recipes for Cheese-less Mac & Cheese. Meanwhile, Luke saw a movie he loved but had the experience ruined by a loud talker behind him. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Everlane. Visit Everlane.com/tbtl to get free shipping on your first order.
It's Day 2 of the TBTL Morning Zoo! Luke and Andrew share notes from listeners who are also getting their Early Blurg on this week. They also discuss the legacy of Stan Lee, who just passed away, and how the trial of El Chapo is shaping up in New York City. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Quip. Visit GetQuip.com/tbtl to get your first refill pack free with a Quip electric toothbrush.
TBTL's early morning experiment begins! Luke and Andrew wake up at 5am to talk about "bankruptcy barrels", over-apologizing, and why Luke bought 500 gallons of spring water this weekend. . . . Today's show is sponsored by RXBar. Visit RXBar.com/tbtl and use the code TBTL at checkout to get 25% off your first order and free samples of their new flavors and new nut butters.
The Mystery Of Andrew's Missing Package continues today when a key witness calls him up during the show. Plus, Luke explains why he doesn't like diagonal walls. They also discuss journalistic ethics after Andrew discovers he had key information about a competing radio show. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Everlane. Visit Everlane.com/tbtl to get free shipping on your first order.
Luke & Andrew announce big plans for next week's shows and take an unexpectedly deep dive into the show "God Friended Me". Plus, Andrew argues both sides of a McDonalds Quarter Pounder With Cheese case, which leaves Luke hungry. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Everlane. Visit Everlane.com/tbtl to get free shipping on your first order.
Luke swings by the studios of Walsh, Walsh and Doormat to analyze last night's election coverage on both radio and television. Plus, Andrew explains why he barks into a mirror before leaving the house. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Everlane. Visit Everlane.com/tbtl to get free shipping on your first order.
Luke is bouncing off the walls as he waits for midterm election results to start trickling in. Meanwhile, Andrew is daydreaming about demolition derbies of years gone by. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Everlane. Visit Everlane.com/tbtl to get free shipping on your first order.
Luke explains why he took some time away from TBTL last week, and how that has led to some important life decisions for him. Plus, Andrew is growing virtual parsnips. They also discuss the Browns and the Seahawks in the latest installment of No Point Conversion. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Everlane. Visit Everlane.com/tbtl to get free shipping on your first order.
Oprah is going around knocking on doors and surprising the hell out of voters in Georgia, Alec Baldwin makes the news again (so he must have punched someone, right?), and another American dog gets detained by Australian authorities. Plus, Andrew celebrates one year of smoke-free living, and it's a Friday, so we have some Music For Your Weekend!
Hanna Brooks Olsen stops by to talk about the science of skipping stones, grocery store parking lots, bucket hats, and how we accidentally buried the lede on our Booger McFarland story.
Luke and Andrew celebrate Halloween in the traditional manner by discussing bit coin mining operations and arguing over Blake Bortles jokes. Plus, a company decides that workers shouldn't drink more than four beers during the workday.
A flu-ridden Luke records the show from bed, a practice that he's considering making more permanent. Plus, Andrew makes a friend on an airplane, someone named Booger is angering people with his flying chair, and there's an update on the Case of the Pooping Principal. Also, the huge news coming out of the Cleveland Browns camp is covered in this week's No Point Conversion.
Luke hosts the show solo and finds himself wandering down all sorts of conversational rabbit holes he didn't plan on including: The Events in Pittsburgh, Vegetarianism, Best Buy's Automated Phone System, Body Image, and The Comedy of Adam Sandler.
Luke and Andrew wrap-up their series of shows about childhood pets with a look at Andrew's life on the "farm" and a cat that entered Luke's life just when he needed it most. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Away Travel. Visit AwayTravel.com/tbtl to get $20 off a suitcase!
Luke and Andrew continue their mini-series about pets they used to own by looking back on their pet hamsters (and revisiting some old episodes of Garfield and Friends. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Quip. Visit GetQuip.com/tbtl to get your first refill pack free with a Quip electric toothbrush.
Luke and Andrew kick-off a three part series looking back at their childhood pets...and, apparently, how to talk to appliance repairmen who are going through a divorce. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Away Travel. Visit AwayTravel.com/tbtl to get $20 off a suitcase!\
Luke starts the show spaced out on cold medicine and is disappointed to learn there's a downside to his new "Meatless" lifestyle. Meanwhile Andrew navigates a Cheese-filled work lunch, and the guys hatch a plan to get up at 5am for an *entire* week to see if it improves their lives. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Quip. Visit GetQuip.com/tbtl to get your first refill pack free with a Quip electric toothbrush.
Luke and Andrew realize they can't afford not to buy Mega Millions this week. Plus, a new Tetris Champ is crowned, and the rise of single use bathrooms raises a new challenge, what do you say the person waiting for you about the... um... odor? Luke has some ideas. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Away Travel. Visit AwayTravel.com/tbtl to get $20 off a suitcase!
Luke's adventures in online therapy take a strange turn. Plus, he and Andrew finally deliver on some topical Rod Blagojevich hot takes. And it's Friday, so we have some Music For Your Weekend! . . . Today's show is sponsored by Away Travel. Visit AwayTravel.com/tbtl to get $20 off a suitcase!\
Luke is amazed and befuddled by the microwave instructions on his Trader Joe's Enchilada. He and Andrew also discuss a crisis in the Tab community and a hot air balloon that is upsetting Australians. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Everlane. Visit Everlane.com/tbtl to get free shipping on your first order.
Luke is trying a new approach to therapy, and it's already going sideways. Plus, The Seattle Times validate's what Andrew said after his experience at the impound lot this weekend. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Away Travel. Visit AwayTravel.com/tbtl to get $20 off a suitcase!\
Luke is considering taking his cat on a walk with a leash, and Andrew's excited about an upcoming TBTL promo on his favorite podcast. Plus, a police officer helps lure a giant pig home, home the internet got all internety over a bagel emoji. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Everlane. Visit Everlane.com/tbtl to get free shipping on your first order.
Andrew explains why he called 911 over the weekend and why he regrets doing so. Plus, Luke is dealing with a head cold that is probably Andrew's fault. And it's a Monday, so we review the Seahawks' win and the Browns' loss in the latest installment of No Point Conversion. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Away Travel. Visit AwayTravel.com/tbtl to get $20 off a suitcase!
It's a live edition TBTL from Bauhaus Brew Labs in Minneapolis! Luke and Andrew are joined on stage by their buddy Nora McInerny (from Terrible Thanks For Asking) with appearances by Kiki Lolo and The StuBot!
Luke and Andrew return to "Studio P" to discuss Liam Neeson's relationship with a very special horse, some Holy Water that's going to need to be Re-Holy'd, and an obvious fact about the Beatles that eluded Luke for 42 years.
Luke and Andrew had quite the night at St. Paul's legendary Mancini's Char House and met some new friends. And their friend and colleague Stu "Riverboi" Neuman swings by to bring you the top stories coming out of St. Cloud, MN.
Luke and Andrew get excited about their upcoming trip to Mancini's Char House in St. Paul, and they rank America's most celebrated blue collar poets. We also learn, thanks to the New York Times, that Luke is a "time optimist" and Andrew is a "time realist." This explains a lot.
Luke and Andrew are at the American Public Media Mother Ship in St. Paul talking about drunk birds, art "pranks", and the time someone wrote Andrew a Million Dollar Check.
Andrew gives Luke a full report on his visit to the dermatologist's office yesterday, against everyone's better judgement. Plus, a man realizes the rock he's been using as a doorstop is worth more money than his house. And we hear from a listener who thinks the big trending internet story of the day is a hoax.
Luke drank a bad can of Diet Coke, and now he's probably going to die on air. Plus, Alex Trebek moderates a debate, and it does not go well at all! And we meet a Maine woman who makes art out of moose poop.
Luke and Andrew begin the show early so they can receive the very first Presidential Alert text message live on the show. It. Is. THRILLING. They also discuss the first public-scooter-related DUI, and Andrew has a food-related confession.
Luke and Andrew announce the details of next week's live show in Minneapolis (Thurs 10/11 at Bauhaus Brew Labs, 7:30PM!), and they already know what mistakes they are going to make on stage. Plus, a man in Oregon booby-traps his house in a very dangerous (but admittedly fascinating) way.
Luke and Andrew discuss dermatology, famous assassins, and the Half Marathon Luke ran over the weekend. Plus, a news story about a "gender reveal" party gone wrong leads to some confessions from Andrew. And Luke and Andrew discuss the bonkers Browns and Seahawks games in this week's No Point Conversion.
Luke's voice and brain are scrambled, despite making good decisions the night before. And on the subject of things that are scrambled, Luke and Andrew discuss the bizarre popularity of Taco Bell breakfast, despite the fact that even Taco Bell admits their coffee is horrible. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Everlane. Visit Everlane.com/tbtl to get free shipping on your first order.
Luke is back at the studios of Walsh, Walsh and Doormat to recap last night's TBTL Mariners event and to discuss his "boyfriend shirt." Plus, a man in Ireland does what we all want to do at the airport. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Everlane. Visit Everlane.com/tbtl to get free shipping on your first order.
Luke swings by the offices of Walsh, Walsh and Doormat to hear about Andrew's barbershop adventures and to share the worst press release he's received in a while. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Everlane. Visit Everlane.com/tbtl to get free shipping on your first order.
Philly's hockey team just unveiled their new mascot, and it is NOT getting the respect it clearly deserves. Plus, Luke and Andrew learn something amazing about the TV show Growing Pains. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Everlane. Visit Everlane.com/tbtl to get free shipping on your first order.
Luke and Andrew discuss the Washington Post's feature on Chevy Chase, which does not exactly paint the comedian in glory. Plus, a seafood proprietor in Maine has started getting her lobsters stoned before boiling them, and scientists are experimenting with giving octopodes ecstasy. Plus, it's a Monday, so we discuss the Seahawks and Browns in the latest installment of No Point Conversion! . . . Today's show is sponsored by Everlane. Visit Everlane.com/tbtl to get free shipping on your first order.
Andrew regrets his opening joke and Luke decides to play voicemail message his agent left him that literally starts with the words "this is off the record"... so you can imagine how that ends. Also, way more about the performer "Afroman" than you were expecting, and Andrew gets a do-over on his joke at the end of the show - with mixed results. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Quip. Visit Quip.com/tbtl to get your first refill pack free with a Quip electric toothbrush.
Luke helps Andrew prepare for the Browns football party he's throwing tonight. They argue about bean dip. Plus, Maroon 5 is tapped to perform at the Super Bowl, and people are NOT happy about it. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Quip. Visit Quip.com/tbtl to get your first refill pack free with a Quip electric toothbrush.
A video of two guys from Boston is burning up the internet, and it's very relevant to our TBTL interests. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Quip. Visit Quip.com/tbtl to get your first refill pack free with a Quip electric toothbrush.
A report claims that people are getting divorced because of the video game Fortnite. Andrew decides to put his own relationship to a test by downloading the game. Plus, Luke finds out what people think of his job as a podcaster after seeing him in action. And it's a special Tuesday edition of No Point Conversion! . . . Today's show is sponsored by RXBar. Visit RXBar.com/tbtl and use the code TBTL at checkout to get 25% off your first order and free samples of their new flavors and new nut butters.
Luke tried a new approach to public speaking this weekend, and it may change everything he does from this point forward. Meanwhile, the mysterious sound of children singing late into the night has an English village very creeped-out.
Despite some interesting logistical hurdles, Luke, Andrew and David From The Basement get together to reveal this year's TBTL Song of the Summer! Plus, Luke and David dissect the latest developments on Bachelor in Paradise. . . . Today's show is sponsored by RXBar. Visit RXBar.com/tbtl and use the code TBTL at checkout to get 25% off your first order and free samples of their new flavors and new nut butters.
Luke and Andrew talk about old school vacuums and CNN's dubious list of advice for staying trim during football season. . . . Today's show is sponsored by RXBar. Visit RXBar.com/tbtl and use the code TBTL at checkout to get 25% off your first order and free samples of their new flavors and new nut butters.
Luke vigorously defends celery against the legions of celery haters out there. He also has an update on the giant lobster that was facing destruction in Australia. And a listener shares a scary story about an airplane trip over the Great Lakes. . . . Today's show is sponsored by RXBar. Visit RXBar.com/tbtl and use the code TBTL at checkout to get 25% off your first order and free samples of their new flavors and new nut butters.
Luke and Andrew discover an amazing new product called "water bottles." They spread the word on that, and they discuss the world's most unexpected flag football success story. . . . Today's show is sponsored by RXBar. Visit RXBar.com/tbtl and use the code TBTL at checkout to get 25% off your first order and free samples of their new flavors and new nut butters.
Luke and Carey found themselves in another scary boating adventure this weekend - and this one even made the news. Carey joins the show to talk about that. Plus, Luke and Andrew discuss people who got Domino's tattoos in exchange for free pizza. And No Point Conversion returns with a recap of the Seahawks' and Browns' opening games. . . . Today's show is sponsored by RXBar. Visit RXBar.com/tbtl and use the code TBTL at checkout to get 25% off your first order and free samples of their new flavors and new nut butters.
Luke is in a great mood, and it's 100% tree-related. He and Andrew also discuss Paul McCartney, The Noid, and why a Cleveland radio personality had to eat something very, very gross. Plus, it's Friday, so we have some Music For Your Weekend! . . . Today's show is sponsored by Everlane. Visit Everlane.com/tbtl to get free shipping on your first order.
The Australian minister who got Johnny Depp and Amber Heard in trouble is now in his own hot water. Luke and Andrew discuss this, and they worry about things they've said to strangers. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Everlane. Visit Everlane.com/tbtl to get free shipping on your first order.
Andrew is trying to figure out if he has air conditioning in his apartment, which doesn't seem like that hard of a puzzle to solve. He and Luke also discuss a new Twitter bug and their favorite (non-Browns-related) airplane music. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Everlane. Visit Everlane.com/tbtl to get free shipping on your first order.
Luke and Andrew discuss when it's okay to use your earbuds to avoid talking to people. And it turns out the grossest place in an airport is not the bathroom, according to science. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Everlane. Visit Everlane.com/tbtl to get free shipping on your first order.
Luke and Andrew come up with some very bad ideas for today's special Labor Day show, but thankfully, they abandon them. Instead, they decide to answer a listener's Back-To-School question.
The questionable fate of a giant lobster statue lead Luke an Andrew on and exploration of Australia's Big Things. Plus, Kiki Lolo swings by to reveal the two finalists of the Song of the Summer contest!
Andrew gets a peep of some of the signs that Luke's dad has painted over the years, and he is impressed! Plus, the Chinese government may be the perpetrators of the biggest art heist you can imagine. And, tickets for the TBTL Mariners night go on sale!
Andrew finally gets to watch the video of Luke driving Grave Digger, and he has some opinions! Also, Andrew takes a deep dive into the archives of his favorite podcast and is a little surprised by what he finds.
Luke and Andrew earn their "Old Man Yells At Cloud" cards as they discuss distracted drivers, fake tweets, and pre-season football games.
Luke examines his emotions after a somewhat unsettling performance at his monster truck event. Oh, and he blocks Andrew on Twitter.
Andrew ends up making a big (online) life decision during the show, while Luke preps for his big weekend of monster truck driving. Then Kiki Lolo swings by to share the latest results in the TBTL Song of the Summer contest! . . . Today's show is sponsored by Quip. Visit Quip.com/tbtl to get your first refill pack free with a Quip electric toothbrush.
Luke joins the show from the Outer Banks of North Carolina, a state that CLAIMS to be the first in flight. Andrew has some other ideas on that, though. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Quip. Visit Quip.com/tbtl to get your first refill pack free with a Quip electric toothbrush.
Northwest Nerd's Nick Jarin swings by the studios of Walsh, Walsh and Doormat for the most relaxed, kicked-back, easy-breezy, nonchalant, carefree, chill-bro episode in TBTL history. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Quip. Visit Quip.com/tbtl to get your first refill pack free with a Quip electric toothbrush.
Luke joins the show from a sweltering Austin, Texas, where he just hosted an illicit - and loud - radio show in a hotel room. He and Andrew also discuss why people in Seattle should stop vacuuming their carpets for a week, why Andrew doesn't know how to greet people, and why Luke is scared of Texas fish. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Quip. Visit getquip.com/tbtl to get your first refill pack free with a Quip electric toothbrush.
Eula Scott Bynoe and Jeannie Yandel swing by to talk about their new podcast "Battle Tactics For Your Sexist Workplace".
Luke's actual brother, David From The Basement, swings by to reveal the Round 1 winners of the 2018 Song of the Summer contest! Meanwhile, Luke is spending the day (and the podcast recording) in bed. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Everlane. Visit Everlane.com/tbtl to get free shipping on your first order.
Luke and Andrew get all the Dazzling Details about the long-standing feud between the creator of Monk and singer/songwriter Don McLean. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Everlane. Visit Everlane.com/tbtl to get free shipping on your first order.
Luke and Andrew reveal their haircut secrets and their barbershop conundrums. Plus, why a Mexican drug lord is causing traffic havoc in NYC and how McDonald's is replacing employees with robots. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Everlane. Visit Everlane.com/tbtl to get free shipping on your first order.
Luke and Andrew discuss the bizarre story of a man who went missing in a tiny Australian town where almost everyone is a suspect. Plus, TBTL presents it's long awaited review of the series finale of the hit ABC show, Dinosaurs. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Everlane. Visit Everlane.com/tbtl to get free shipping on your first order.
Luke and Andrew cover a lot ground today, including the story of the man who stole an airplane from Sea-Tac Airport this weekend, an in-depth review of AMC's Lodge 49, and some very timely Linda Trippe jokes. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Everlane. Visit Everlane.com/tbtl to get free shipping on your first order.
Luke's real brother, David From The Basement, joins the show to kick-off the 2018 TBTL Song of the Summer contest!
Luke and Andrew talk TBTL T Shirts, cleaning-related anxiety, robot speakers, and the world's best roulette player. Plus, after three weeks off, it's a BLURSDAY BLOWOUT!
Luke and Andrew kick off the show with some classic garbage anxiety and neighbor etiquette #content. Plus, according to the New York Times, Ludacris might be standing behind you at the Whole Foods checkout line right this very moment.
Luke and Carey had to take The Bay Kitty to the vet for a medical emergency. Luke fills-us in on that adventure. He and Andrew also discuss blue pills, red pills, and how Andrew's perfect neighborhood just got perfecter.
Luke and Andrew are back with news about their boats and tongues, respectively, and with a TBTL Summer Announcement!
Luke, Andrew and Genevieve are back on the roof for the final installment of TBTL's 2018 Car-tacular. Luke talks about the time he helped a friend sell a questionable vehicle that had a fun surprise inside. And Genevieve and Andrew try to find some common ground when it comes to their old Scion. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Quip. Visit Quip.com/tbtl to get your first refill pack free with a Quip electric toothbrush.
It's the penultimate episode of the 2018 TBTL Summer Car-tacular with Luke, Andrew and Genevieve! Andrew talks about the time he flew in a tiny plane (and whether the pilot lied to him.) Plus, what happens when Andrew goes to bed and Luke, Genevieve and Camero Kev get up to no-good. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Blue Apron. Visit BlueApron.com/tbtl to get your first three meals for free. lectric toothbrush.
Genevieve joins the show to debate an ongoing disagreement between her, Andrew and their barbecue grill. She also tells Luke her somewhat embarrassing bird story. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Quip. Visit Quip.com/tbtl to get your first refill pack free with a Quip electric toothbrush.
Luke, Andrew and Genevieve gather on the roof of Walsh, Walsh and Doormat to discuss the strange things afoot at the Whole Foods down the street. Plus, how much is too much when it comes to chatting with grocery store cashiers? Genevieve has some strong opinions. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Blue Apron. Visit BlueApron.com/tbtl to get your first three meals for free.
Genevieve joins Luke, Andrew and Camaro Kev on the roof to talk about her first car and how she wrecked it while still buzzing from a hot game of Win, Lose or Draw. Plus, should you really have to know how to parallel park in order to get a driver's license? Luke has some thoughts. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Quip. Visit Quip.com/tbtl to get your first refill pack free with a Quip electric toothbrush.
The 2018 TBTL Summer Spectacu-Car continues (Official name still pending.) Andrew, Luke and Camaro Kev talk about Andrew's second car, a 1983 Oldsmobile Cutlass Supreme. Plus, why Luke needs to be more careful at gas stations.
It's Day 4 of the TBTL Summer Car-Tacular! (Looks like we might be sticking with that name for a while?) Luke tells Andrew and Camaro Kev about his questionable 1981 Cressida station wagon and the sketchy circumstances that brought it into his life. . . . Today's show is sponsored by RXBar. Visit RXBar.com/tbtl and use the code TBTL at checkout to get 25% off your first order and free samples of their new flavors and new nut butters.
TBTL's 2018 Summer Car-tacular rolls on! (Official name still pending.) Camero Kev joins the show to talk about the car that he is named after: A 1985 Z28 that you sometimes had to start with a stick. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Everlane. Visit Everlane.com/tbtl to get free shipping on your first order.
It's Day 2 of the TBTL Summer Show Special: Cars 3: Life Is A Highway Edition! (Official name still pending.) Luke, Andrew and Camaro Kev talk about Andrew's first car, a 1986 Dodge Caravan with wooden sides and a removable "couch." . . . Today's show is sponsored by RXBar. Visit RXBar.com/tbtl and use the code TBTL at checkout to get 25% off your first order and free samples of their new flavors and new nut butters.
Luke, Andrew and Camero Kev gather on the rooftop of Walsh, Walsh and Doormat to kick-off TBTL's Summer Car Spectacular (official name still pending.) They discuss Luke's first car, a 1980 Honda Civic. They also discuss DIY car stereo repair, R.E.M., and Discman buffering. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Everlane. Visit Everlane.com/tbtl to get free shipping on your first order.
Andrew rejoins the show after his oral surgery, and he's pretty sure he has a speech impediment. Plus, a small typo has a large effect on Jeopardy! And it's Friday, so we have some Music For Your Weekend!
Luke and DFTB step onto the Burbank Springs porch for one final sunset before David moves back to Seattle.
Kiki Lolo joins Luke from an LA thunderstorm to discuss wet jeans, racist MLB pitchers, and total eclipses of hearts.
Luke hosts the show solo, and discusses the 'S-Town' lawsuit, Sacha Baron Cohen's new show, and the oldest toast ever discovered. Mostly though, he talks about visiting Menchie's frozen yogurt. Like, he. will. not. let. it. go.
Luke took some friends and family out on his boat this weekend. Things could not have gone more wrong.
Andrew heads off to the wilds of NY for a wedding, so TBTL Friendo Nora McInerny from "Terrible Thanks for Asking" steps in to discuss sheds, consumer culture, parenting, and because it's Nora, officiating the funeral of a man who married a stranger at the Mall of America. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Quip. Visit Quip.com/tbtl to get your first refill pack free with a Quip electric toothbrush.
Andrew is gearing up for a late-night flight to the wilds of New York State. Plus, we learn new details about how Sacha Baron Cohen was able to score interviews with Sarah Palin and Dick Cheney. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Quip. Visit Quip.com/tbtl to get your first refill pack free with a Quip electric toothbrush.
Luke and Andrew talk documentaries, Starship, Mark Harbinger, and Starbucks' decision to go strawless (and possibly strapless.) . . . Today's show is sponsored by Quip. Visit Quip.com/tbtl to get your first refill pack free with a Quip electric toothbrush.
Luke is upset over a recent online purchase, and Andrew gets On His Media. Hard. Plus, Brits are trying to make an old song the #1 single in their country in advance of President Trump's visit, and the Washington Post uses a hilarious source for a story. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Quip. Visit Quip.com/tbtl to get your first refill pack free with a Quip electric toothbrush.
Luke and Andrew check-in after a marathon recording session over the weekend. Plus, Luke is excited to learn of Sasha Baron Cohen's upcoming project, and they find out why Luke's time was incorrectly recorded during the Fourth Of July Fun Run. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Quip. Visit Quip.com/tbtl to get your first refill pack free with a Quip electric toothbrush.
A man won a multi-million lawsuit against the U.S. Postal Service over a new stamp. Luke is very dubious of the decision. Plus, he and Andrew try to solve a listener's neighbor problem. And it's Friday, so it's time for some Music For Your Weekend!
Luke and Andrew look back on their respective July 4th holidays and immediately regret everything they say. You know, like a typical TBTL show. Plus, it turns out the most underrated poet in the country works for a hot dog eating contest. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Everlane. Visit Everlane.com/tbtl to get free shipping on your first order.
Luke and Andrew get together over a sizzling grill to celebrate one of America's most beloved and most ridiculed foods: The Hot Dog. They also head to Safeco Field to find out what people are putting on their hot dogs at the ball park, and Splendid Table host Francis Lam joins them to justify dedicating one hour of public radio airtime to cased meats.
Luke is dealing with Nipple Issues and other health problems. Meanwhile, Andrew knows a secret, but doesn't trust Luke with the information, so Luke tries to trick Phyllis into divulging it.
Luke is about to go on a hike with the fam, and he needs some dog-related advice. Plus, a newspaper write-up about TBTL has Andrew scratching his head. And David From The Basement swings by to talk a little Mariners and Seahawks in a special episode of No Point Conversion!
Luke has the strangest restaurant experience in his life, and Andrew learns an important Carol King-related lesson. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Children's Cancer Research Fund. Learn more at ChildrensCancer.org/tbtl.
Andrew is giddy to be done with a big project, and Luke's desire for low-carb chips leads him on an epic journey. Plus, what astronauts do when one necktie is simply not enough.
Luke learns a very important lesson about air travel after finding himself in a tense situation. Plus, he and Andrew discuss yet another story of Art Restoration Gone Horribly Wrong.
Luke hits the road again and joins Andrew from rural Illinois, where he just drove a gosh dang MONSTER TRUCK. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Children's Cancer Research Fund. Learn more at ChildrensCancer.org/tbtl.
Luke and Andrew cap-off their Great Hitchhiking Adventure (and the TBTL-a-Thon!) with a show at listener Jami's house in Columbus, Mississippi, with Tens of Tens! . . . Today's show is sponsored by Children's Cancer Research Fund. Learn more at ChildrensCancer.org/tbtl.
Luke & Andrew continue making their way south after getting picked up by a woman who may or may not have been a compulsive liar. Plus TBTL-a-Thon 9 enters day five with an APM Celebrity Cameo.
It is Day 4 of the TBTL-a-Thon! Luke and Andrew check-in from a motel that time forgot on Route 66 in Missouri after trying to hitchhike to Springfield. Please help support this podcast by donating today!
Luke and Andrew find themselves in Kansas City, MO, after 11 hours of bus travel and an impromptu listener meet-up. Now they have their minds on two things: Hitchhiking to Springfield, and games you can play with your mitt when you're playing outfield in Little League. This is all part of TBTL-a-Thon 9, so thank you for donating to keep this show alive!
It's Day 2 of TBTL-a-Thon 9: Life Is A Highway Edition! Luke and Andrew try hitchhiking in Iowa, and find themselves staring down some pretty massive storm clouds -- and flash flood warnings.
Luke and Andrew start out at the APM Mother Ship in St. Paul and head south towards Waterloo Iowa (with the help of Nora and The StuBot). Along the way they discuss shed-living, motherhood, and if this whole hitchhiking to Mississippi thing is a bad idea (spoiler alert: it is). Plus, today's show marks the start of TBTL-A-THON 9! Please Donate to keep the show going!
Luke and Andrew make the final preparations before their big, questionable journey to Mississippi with a little help from a foreign hitchhiker. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Children's Cancer Research Fund. Learn more at ChildrensCancer.org/tbtl.
Luke and Andrew did not win the Boston public radio contest they entered. But they have a plan. Oh, do they have a plan. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Everlane. Visit Everlane.com/tbtl to get free shipping on your first order.
THE MPR RACCOON IS SAFE! And Luke and Andrew are very happy about this news. Plus, NASA is trying to take moon dust away from old ladies, and Luke and Andrew's hitchhiking anxieties are climbing. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Children's Cancer Research Fund. Learn more at ChildrensCancer.org/tbtl.
Luke and Andrew are very concerned about the raccoon stuck on a tall building outside Minnesota Public Radio. They might be too concerned. Also, Luke helps Andrew with an email dilemma that Andrew walked right into. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Everlane. Visit Everlane.com/tbtl to get free shipping on your first order.
Luke and Andrew find out during the show that they're signed-up to host an event that they don't know about. They also discuss Andrew's dissent into cassette-tape madness, and Luke finds hope in an article about baldness cures. Oh, and a pancake company got everyone to talk about it for four days. Props to them, we guess. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Children's Cancer Research Fund. Learn more at ChildrensCancer.org/tbtl.
Luke and Andrew remember Anthony Bourdain and mourn his loss. Plus, Luke places his first PostMates order. And it's Friday, so we have some Music For Your Weekend! . . . Today's show is sponsored by Blue Apron. Visit BlueApron.com/tbtl to get your first three meals for free.
Luke's travels to Chicago take him on a surprise detour through Andrew's booze-soaked Eagle's aerie. Plus, the NBA executive who loves high collars ends up losing his job over fake twitter accounts. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Children's Cancer Research Fund. Learn more at ChildrensCancer.org/tbtl.
The rash of serial public defecation continues across America, but one of the culprits has been caught. TBTL brings you the latest. Plus, Luke ordered a steak at Applebee's. It was pretty good. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Blue Apron. Visit BlueApron.com/tbtl to get your first three meals for free.
Luke and Andrew set up shop in the back yard of Burbank Springs to talk Hot Dogs and Andrew's growing Bellingham Fan Base.
Chris Hayes from MSNBC stops by to get some podcasting advice from Recognized Masters Luke & Andrew. Plus, Luke uncovers the secret to getting 150k views on your Youtube video (it involves the music of Rascal Flatts.) . . . Today's show is sponsored by Children's Cancer Research Fund. Learn more at ChildrensCancer.org/tbtl.
Luke and Andrew announce their ridiculously ambitious, completely ill-advised, and undeniably foolish plans for this year's TBTL-a-Thon journey to Mississippi. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Children's Cancer Research Fund. Learn more at ChildrensCancer.org/tbtl.
An NBA exec is accused of using burner Twitter accounts to anonymously defend his fashion choices, among other things. Plus, Andrew finds a new audio toy, and we introduce a new, saucy feline character to the show. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Quip. Visit Quip.com/tbtl to get your first refill pack free with a Quip electric toothbrush.
David From The Basement joins the show to give us the inside scoop on what happened behind the scenes yesterday when Starbucks shut down thousands of its stores. Plus, Luke and Andrew review the radio experiment they tried yesterday. They also talk about a million other topics that we simply cannot list here, but some of them were probably entertaining. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Children's Cancer Research Fund. Learn more at ChildrensCancer.org/tbtl.
Luke and Andrew try to act like radio professionals for once in their dang lives. They take calls from listeners both seeking and offering advice on everything from cutting onions to travelling wrinkle-free. (Actually, that's it, really. Just those two topics.) Plus, Luke's swimming pool is the wrong color, but he's not letting that get him down. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Quip. Visit Quip.com/tbtl to get your first refill pack free with a Quip electric toothbrush.
TBTL celebrates the Memorial Day holiday the only way we know how: By calling up The StuBot during a family road trip. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Children's Cancer Research Fund. Learn more at ChildrensCancer.org/tbtl.
Luke joins the show from The Valley of the Sun, where he just found out (through an unusual source) that he needs therapy. Andrew tries to provide it. Plus, the post office is about to start selling some very special stamps, and it's Friday, so we're dishing up a healthy helping of Music For Your Weekend! . . . Today's show is sponsored by Children's Cancer Research Fund. Learn more at ChildrensCancer.org/tbtl.
Luke finds out that Andrew doesn't really like him, so that's weird. Plus, a bronze plaque meant to honor Brandi Chastain raises the question: Should we give up on bronze plaques, as a society? . . . Today's show is sponsored by Everlane. Visit Everlane.com/tbtl to get free shipping on your first order.
Luke is in a Twitter fight involving a dog, a cat, a British woman, and a sailor lost at sea. Meanwhile, Andrew apparently said something funny once, and he's trying to remember what it was. And they discuss a pig who tried to follow a man home. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Children's Cancer Research Fund. Learn more at ChildrensCancer.org/tbtl.
Luke and Andrew share some late-breaking news out of Boston about a radio contest they entered. Plus, Seahawks quarterback Russell Wilson has a new alter-ego, and it's....not great. And Andrew breaks the land speed record for fumbled musical references. (But that's okay, he'll edit it all out.) . . . Today's show is sponsored by Everlane. Visit Everlane.com/tbtl to get free shipping on your first order.
Japan's #1 mixer, Sean Detore, joins the show to tell us about his new business venture. But we also put him on the spot and test his skills to make sure he's worth hiring. Plus, "Rick and Morty" gets renewed for a billion episodes, and Andrew still doesn't want to be a big radio star in Boston. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Children's Cancer Research Fund. Learn more at ChildrensCancer.org/tbtl.
Luke reports back after his first game on a new softball team. Things got a little....messy on the field. Also, stick around for an impromptu cultural examination of Dirty Rotten Scoundrels, a story about the first Tinder match in the Antarctic, and - since it's Friday - some Music For Your Weekend! . . . Today's show is sponsored by Children's Cancer Research Fund. Learn more at ChildrensCancer.org/tbtl.
Luke and Andrew find out the results of the radio contest they entered last month. Plus, Luke had a very shameful thing happen to his computer, Chris Hayes launches a podcast, and the Cleveland Browns are about to step into the spotlight in a big - hopefully not embarrassing - way. . . . Today's show is sponsored by RXBar. Visit RXBar.com/tbtl and use the code TBTL at checkout to get 25% off your first order and free samples of their new flavors and new nut butters.
Luke is back from Hawaii, where he had to deploy some Mission Impossible-level moves to avoid awkward dinner conversation. He and Andrew also discuss the "Laurel vs Yanny" phenomenon that has taken over the internet. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Children's Cancer Research Fund. Learn more at ChildrensCancer.org/tbtl.
Hanna Brooks Olsen joins to the show to answer all your cleaning-related questions and to comfort Andrew during his time of technological need. . . . Today's show is sponsored by RXBar. Visit RXBar.com/tbtl and use the code TBTL at checkout to get 25% off your first order and free samples of their new flavors and new nut butters.
Hanna Brooks Olsen and Nick Jarin (nicknames pending) join the show to talk about all kinds of stuff, including the cancellation and immediate salvation of Brooklyn 99, why people are Thirsty for Thanos, and whether we should all pool our money and buy a hot dog stand in Bellingham. Plus, a new segment called Bearly The News, and a spontaneous No Point Conversion. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Children's Cancer Research Fund. Learn more at ChildrensCancer.org/tbtl.
Andrew and Luke play a game of Hawaiian-themed Super Password to prepare Luke for his trip to the islands. They also celebrate Teacher Appreciation Week by remembering an instructor who didn't want Luke in his classroom . Plus, it's Friday, so we have Music For Your Weekend! . . . Today's show is sponsored by Quip. Visit Quip.com/tbtl to get your first refill pack free with a Quip electric toothbrush.
Luke quizzes Andrew on the most-played TBTL audio drops. Plus, Luke plays a very special voicemail he received on his birthday, and Andrew finds a great pho restaurant in Seattle for Dallas Cowboy fans. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Children's Cancer Research Fund. Learn more at ChildrensCancer.org/tbtl.
David From The Basement is back from New Zealand, and he joins the show to talk about Lord of the Rings, why licensed tattoo artists are overrated, and why one Yarus is never enough. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Blue Apron. Visit BlueApron.com/tbtl to get your first three meals for free.
Luke is about to head to Hawaii for a vacation....but he may have a little trouble actually getting on the plane. He and Andrew also talk about what they'd do if a bunch of money fell off a truck in front of them. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Quip. Visit GetQuip.com/tbtl to get your first refill pack free with a Quip electric toothbrush.
Andrew tries to claim membership to a very exclusive club, and Luke is NOT HAVING IT. They also offer up some Monday afternoon Hot Dog Stories, Luke has some TV recommendations, and a listener experiences a TBTL moment at his son's recital. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Children's Cancer Research Fund. Learn more at ChildrensCancer.org/tbtl.
Mitt Romney answers the question everyone's not been asking: What is Mitt Romney's favorite meat? Plus, a community catches its mystery pooper, and a Blockbuster video store in Alaska has a surprising Hollywood relic on display. And it's Friday, so we have some Music For Your Weekend! . . . Today's show is sponsored by Everlane. Visit Everlane.com/tbtl to get free shipping on your first order.
Luke joins the show from Austin, where he is less-than-impressed with a hot new band who's about to play a show there. Andrew, meanwhile, is inexplicably enthusiastic about the Youth Of America. And they pay tribute to New Hampshire's Old Man Of The Mountain, which collapsed 15 years ago today. . . . . . . Today's show is sponsored by Tripping.com. Visit Tripping.com/tbtl to find your next vacation rental.
Luke swings by the studio of Walsh, Walsh and Doormat to talk about the golden days of public radio, exciting Arrested Development news, and to pay tribute to everyone's favorite martial artist, Jhoon Rhee. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Everlane. Visit Everlane.com/tbtl to get free shipping on your first order.
Luke and Rudy have a new grooming technique, and Andrew finds it absolutely disgusting. Plus, a CEO has to apologize after singing a seemingly harmless song from the 1930s. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Tripping.com. Visit Tripping.com/tbtl to find your next vacation rental.
Andrew is back with with a broken tongue, but not too broken to offer the latest updates on curbside garbage pickup in the Roosevelt neighborhood of Seattle. He and Luke also discuss a man who was attacked by a coyote while checking on his chickens, and why Bob Dylan wants his whiskey to taste like a barn? . . . Today's show is sponsored by Everlane. Visit Everlane.com/tbtl to get free shipping on your first order.
Friend of the show Nora McInerny (from Terrible, Thanks for Asking) stops by to talk Taylor Swift, Teenagers, and her late dad's close personal relationship with his lord and savior, Chuck Norris.
Luke pours a cup of coffee, turns on the mic, and pours out his feelings about the recent loss of his friend. Today's show is sponsored by Simple Contacts. Go to simplecontacts.com/tbtl and enter code tbtl at checkout.
Some Price Is Right heroics by Drew Carey fan the flames of Andrew's game show addiction, Luke is amazed by a country's flippant use of the word "haters", and Phyllis "Fletch" Fletcher wants to know if Luke and Andrew would be friends in high school. Today's show is sponsored by Simple Contacts. Go to simplecontacts.com/tbtl and enter code tbtl at checkout.
Luke and Andrew discuss three (count 'em, THREE) Top Stories today: One involving a fajita heist, one involving a David Copperfield trick ("illusion"), and one involving the guy from the eHarmony ads maybe? But that's just the tip of the #content iceberg today. Today's show is sponsored by Simple Contacts. Go to simplecontacts.com/tbtl and enter code tbtl at checkout.
Andrew challenges Luke's TV Theme Song knowledge, Family Feud style. They also talk about garbage anxiety, Tom Hanks, and The Sarcasm Generation. Today's show is sponsored by Simple Contacts. Go to simplecontacts.com/tbtl and enter code tbtl at checkout.
Luke joins Andrew at the new studios of Walsh, Walsh and Doormat to discuss Starship Troopers, the problem with James Comey, and whether God can make a burrito so hot he can't eat it. Seriously.
Tesla honcho Elon Musk is encouraging his employees to walk out of meetings, and this appeals to Luke. Meanwhile, Andrew made some ice cubes that he's excited about.
The New York Post reveals why so many "medium rare" steaks are being served under-cooked, Family Feud has lost it's dang mind, and the TBTL listeners catch a secret joke buried in a public radio show that nobody else noticed.
Our friend (and colleague!) Nora McInerny of the Terrible, Thanks For Asking podcast joins us to talk about taking her show on the road this summer. And we finally listen to the Samson & Delilah rap song from the 1980s that Andrew and the Tens of listeners finally tracked down.
Luke and Andrew pay tribute to Art Bell, who passed away at age 72. And they discuss an actor who absolutely savaged the award ceremony he was presenting an award at. (We know that previous sentence ended in a preposition, and we don't love it, either.)
Luke has made an important decision regarding his new bitcoin. He and Andrew also check-in on some formal viral sensations to find out what they're doing these days. Plus, the amazing story of people who bought free first class tickets for life, only to have them taken away by an evil airline. And it's Friday, so we have some Music For Your Weekend!
Luke just bought a bitcoin (or part of one, anyway), so he and Andrew bone-up on their crypto-currency knowledge. Plus, the world's most famous Donkey Kong player is stripped of his titles.
Andrew wakes up to find himself in a Ramona Quimby/Woody Woodpecker situation. Luke has a heartwarming, inspirational story from the NBA. And we learn that anyone named Petey is by definition ready to party.
One of the country's oldest candy companies may be shutting down, so now people are stocking-up on horrible, chalky candy. Luke and Andrew discuss this, and a guy who was hospitalized over a hot pepper incident.
Andrew and Luke explore the very strange thing that happened during last week's "Hey Dummies" video. Plus, you probably won't have to sign your credit card receipts much longer, and Andrew holds a seminar on proper compact disc maintenance.
TBTL Friendo Lindy West swings by the offices of Walsh, Walsh and Doormat to talk to Luke and Andrew about eagle attacks, celebrity flip-phones, and candy bars. Mostly we talk about candy bars.
It took 18 years for a fancy Canadian hotel to forgive a man who created chaos with a suitcase full of pepperoni. Luke and Andrew discuss that, and they make a salad-related bet.
Luke and Andrew relive the golden days of Mort, Luke's erstwhile talent agent. They also revisit some of Shaquille O'Neal's greatest hip-hop hits, which are really like musical Wikipedia entries that shed light on the former baller's life.
Luke's nieces, Madi and Mari, join the show to chat about their obsessions with cats and Stranger Things, and Andrew tries to get them to fight over chores. Plus, a new study on relationships confirms something that seems very obvious to Luke.
Andrew tests out his new studio and tells Luke all about his big move over the weekend. Meanwhile, Luke survived the great space-junk storm of 2018 (barely), and Andrew wonders if he's getting grifted on eBay.
Luke meets a famous person in the airport, but the encounter doesn't go as he'd hoped. Meanwhile, Andrew finds common ground with a man sitting on the beach in an office chair. And it's Friday, so we have some Music For Your Weekend!
Comedian and long-time TBTL Friendo Hari Kondabolu joins the show from New York City to talk about his new podcast and the fruits of his fame, including billboards, free coffee for life, and an official day named after him! Plus, Luke confesses to some pretty shade behavior in college, and Andrew finds a new internet toy.
Andrew contacts eBay to see if anything can be done about his broken heart (and broken Walkman.) Meanwhile, an unexpected phone call leads Luke to the FCC. And Andrew's got some loose theories on "gas station salad dressing."
Andrew gets a vintage walkman in the mail and opens it on air, with mixed results. Luke defends Ringo Starr, and both guys try to figure out who the hell bit Beyonce in the face?
Luke goes to extreme measures to protect the Pod Dog from an annoying smoke detector. He's also convinced that a piece of the Chinese space station is going to land on him. Meanwhile, Andrew's big move is underway, but for some reason, he's fixing up old computers instead of packing boxes.
Luke and Andrew try to better themselves through educational music. They also wonder if TV networks should keep showing children crying during sports broadcasts. And is it Friday? It sure is! We have some Music For Your Weekend.
Luke and Andrew travel a long road trying to figure out the proper pronunciation of "Cthulhu," admittedly a road they probably shouldn't have taken. Plus, a popular weather app predicts the end of days, and Luke has discovered a new radio show to obsess over.
Listeners have been going to great lengths to find Andrew's mystery Christian Rap song from the 1980s. We get an update on that, and on Luke and Andrew's attempts to win a radio contest. They also help a listener with a brick problem. Or they don't help at all, actually.
Luke and Andrew debate whether or not they should enter a public radio contest. Also, Luke thinks Andrew achieved the unachievable on eBay, and we sample some beats from everyone's least-favorite Christian Rap outfit of the 1980s.
Luke is suffering from a moderate-to-severe case of Brain Cloud, but nonetheless decides to spring a U.S. Geography pop quiz on himself during today's show. Andrew's attempts to buy back his childhood continue with the help of Ebay and an Archie Double Digest. And Ben Affleck's back tattoo has Luke questioning whether he can still be imaginary friends with Ben Affleck.
Luke makes a new, unlikely friend, but he's already ruining the relationship. Andrew is very disappointed in a New York Times writer who claimed to "unplug" from electronic news. And it's a Friday, so there's Music For Your Weekend!
TBTL's digital producer, Kristina "Don't Call Me K-Lo" Lopez, joins the show to help us settle on an official TBTL nickname for her. Plus, Andrew and Luke bond over their love of a Seattle party supply store, and they discuss whether having extra room in your home can hurt or help a relationship.
Luke and Andrew have big plans for a lot of Top Stories today, but they get waylaid by a mixtape full of '90s music.
Luke and Andrew survive a huge storm -- or possibly just some calm weather -- on this Tuesday edition of the show. Plus, Luke tries to channel his inner Merrill Markoe, and Andrew yells at the listeners.
Luke's description of Power Organizing his garden shed has Andrew jealous. Meanwhile, a guy in Ohio has opted out of the news of the world, and fellow Ohioan Andrew is not really having it. The guys also get into a good, ol' fashioned TBTL No Point Conversion.
Andrew is excited about moving into a new apartment he saw yesterday, but wonders if he's a little too excited. Luke explains which kinds of noisy music he can "jam out to." They also dole out advice to recent graduates and they dole out some Music For Your Weekend!
Luke checks-in from New York Jersey, where he is pretending to climb mountains for exercise. Meanwhile, Andrew finds himself on the hunt for a new location for the offices of Walsh, Walsh & Doormat.
Luke joins the show from the 35th floor high above New York, watching the snow fall down on the city quickly. He fills Andrew in on his Great Shoe-venture of 2018, and they also discuss why some Amazon Echo devices are laughing randomly and freaking people out.
Hanna Brooks Olsen stops by the studios of Walsh, Walsh & Doormat to out-Andrew Andrew on the topics of dive bars, house cleaning, and PG-13 movies.
Luke swings by the studios of Walsh, Walsh & Doormat for a post-Oscars Oscars Preview. Plus, a man is getting close to eating 30,000 Big Macs, but the real drama is playing out in the news coverage of his feat.
Luke and Andrew debate the tradition of calling "dibs" on parking spots in snowy cities, whether it's better to wait in an airport or fly on a stinky plane, and the time Luke got honked at for 3 or 4 minutes straight. Oh, and it's Friday, so you know there's some Music For Your Weekend!
Luke and Andrew reveal the big winners of the 2018 TBTL Challenge! (And they talk about soup a lot.)
Luke joins Andrew at the studios of Walsh, Walsh and Doormat to discuss dog cloning, 3D movies, and a high-concept idea involving a digital-age Colonel Kurtz.
Luke and Andrew discuss the latest trend in sneezing and why people in Taiwan are stocking up on toilet paper. Luke also breaks out his guitar to cover some Tim Heidecker tunes.
Luke and Andrew learn some important Cyber Security Tips and also try to figure out why the children of the world can't even hold pencils anymore (spoiler alert: It's all that dang touch-screening.)
Luke joins the show from Portland, where he has plans to get his nephew to appreciate him more. He and Andrew discuss the upcoming Flamin' Hot Cheetos movie, Quincy Jones' unnecessary apology, and why Theodore Murray is driving Andrew nutso. Plus, Music For Your Weekend!
Andrew tries to teach Luke some Radio 101 after picking up some tips at KIRO Radio. Plus, the sports world is mad at a very mediocre Olympian, but we're impressed with her.
Luke and Andrew try out some new improv characters that they believe will change the media landscape. Plus, Luke is dubious of a story about a fart on an airplane, and Andrew is intrigued by the idea of "secular lent."
Things get off to a weird start (then get a little weirder) as Luke and Andrew try to discuss a mystery noise plaguing a Canadian city and what airline pilots mean when the claim to "arrive early" at a destination.
Luke is back, after getting negged by some referees in an airport lounge. He and Andrew celebrate President's Day with a look at Presidential exercise routines and a listener voicemail for the ages.
Andrew discovers that listeners left many voicemails while trying to call into the live 24-hour marathon. We take a listen. Plus, The StuBot tells us what his life has been like since he became a viral internet sensation.
TBTL Friendos Nick Jarin and Hanna Brooks Olsen swing by to flex their Seattle knowledge, help Andrew through a horribly embarrassing situation, and figure out why Hanna stopped listening to TBTL. Plus, the Jamaican bobsled team runs into some very last minute trouble, and Taylor Swift gets dissed by a judge.
Luke is getting into heavy metal (especially if it's played by children), and Andrew's taking his bone collecting habit to the next level.
Luke swings by Walsh, Walsh and Doormat, where Cranky Yandy has some hot takes about his local Cat Cafe. Plus, L.L. Bean changes is famous "lifetime return" policy.
Andrew gets a surprise massage from a drunk guy and finds it oddly enjoyable. Meanwhile, Luke is shocked by the candor of Seattle Hometown Music Hero Quincy Jones.
Luke discovers an online windfall, which has Cranky Yandy wishing he had "Fireworks" money. Plus, one of the longer discussions of Printer Formatting you're likely to hear this week on a moderately popular podcast.
Luke and Andrew are amazed by, delighted by and in awe of the Tesla that Elon Musk just shot into space. Plus, someone stole some intellectual property from Luke (Dr. Katz's son, we're looking in your direction.)
Luke has some ideas for a new TBTL segment, but he has to run them by Andrew first. Plus, there's a lot of Ramblin' On A Road To Nowhere With Some Jive Talk.
Luke and Andrew are back, baby! They look back at their 24-hour misadventures, dissect some of yesterday's best and worst Super Bowl commercials, and accidentally talk about a viral video produced by their former employers.
The TBTL 10th Vaniversary marathon concludes with a live show at Re-Bar in Seattle, and things get a little chippy! Luke, Sean, Jen and Andrew sing some songs, argue about Rock 'n' Roll, and share some homemade candles with their lovers.
It's part 9 of the TBTL 10th Vaniversary marathon, and it's the final show from the van! Andrew asks Luke, Sean and Jen to talk about TBTL in the old days, and listeners call-in to talk about what TBTL means to them. And everyone tries not to cry.
Japan's #1 Mixer, Sean DeTore, joins the show for Part 8 of the TBTL 24-Hour Vaniversary Marathon! As sleep deprivation starts to wear on Luke and Andrew, they ask Genevieve to wake them up with a bird-watching tour of Seattle! And we call-up celebrated Minnesota viral media star StuBot, who's (let's face it) a little drunk.
On part 7 of the TBTL 10th Vaniversary marathon, Jen "Flash" Andrews hops on the bus to report The News From Roslyn, including a fierce debate over a "toddler park"? Plus, Luke shares a disastrous moment he recently had on stage, and we get a last-minute hop-on from a very special TBTL friendo!
It's part 6 of the TBTL 10th Vaniversary Marathon! Luke, Andrew and David From The Basement brave the snowy Snoqualmie pass as they head out into Eastern Washington to pick up a special guest. They get a little help from MSNBC's Chris Hayes and a box of Trivial Pursuit cards from 1992.
In part 5 of the TBTL 10th Vaniversary Marathon, Phyllis takes the wheel! P-Fletch offers Luke, Andrew, Camaro Kev and David From The Basement a tour of places in Seattle that had a big impact on her life. Plus, they watch the sun rise! Isn't that nice?
It's Part 4 of the TBTL 10th Vaniversary 24-Hour Marathon! We meet up with some listeners at Green Lake, where Luke and David From The Basement lead an early-morning jog, while Andrew grills Camero Kev about 3D movies. We also have a run-in with some folks who aren't thrilled to see our van, and Phyllis "Fletch" Fletcher hops aboard.
The TBTL 10th Vaniversary marathon rolls on, late into the night. In part 3, Camaro Kev hops on to offer Luke, Andrew and David From The Basement an energy drink tutorial. Plus, a simple plan to eat Jack In The Box goes very wrong.
It's the second leg of the 10th Vaniversary 24-hour marathon, and we get some hop-ons. Carey brings a box of survival gifts, and David From The Basement finds room to stretch his legs. Plus, a special edition of TBTL Dream Catchers!
It's part one of the TBTL 10th Vaniversary 24-hour marathon! Luke and Andrew board the back of a Sprinter van and head to The Bay City. They hear from callers from around the country and discuss travel supplies, Minecraft, and their life goals (or in Andrew's case, lack thereof.)
Hello there, and welcome to the Wonderful World of TBTL!
What’s a TBTL you ask? Great question! It’s a daily podcast featuring two longtime friends (Luke and Andrew) who start each episode with plans to cover the day’s news, but usually end up discussing their personal lives. Lives that revolve mostly around cased meats and male pattern baldness.
We’re so glad you’re here, and to celebrate the occasion we’ve recorded a special introductory episode of the show. We’re calling it “What The Hell Is TBTL?” And we hope it fills you in on who Luke and Andrew are and why TBTL is worth listening to. If nothing else, you'll get to hear Luke’s mom’s strategy for stealing lattes from IKEA. Enjoy!
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Luke and Andrew make final preparations before their big 24-hour podcast marathon and 10th Vaniversary show. They also announce the new TBTL Challenge!
The science is in, and it's not good news for people who stifle their sneezes. People like Andrew. He and Luke also discuss the best thing to do when you don't have cash for a tip, and they try to help listeners Emily and James deal with an awkward situation with their neighbor.
Luke and Andrew are getting pretty stressed out about the upcoming 24-hour marathon and anniversary show. They get some tips from a listener who's lived through something similar, and they finally settle on what to call the dang thing. Sort of. AND, they announce a listener-meetup on Saturday!
Luke and Andrew recap their Friday night misadventures, which ended with some stolen property and a lot of duck poop.
With the 24 Hour Marathon Show looming, Luke and Andrew try to figure out if they are "Order Muppets" or "Chaos Muppets", and if they could love a Robot Dog as much as a Rudy Dog.
Luke and Andrew try to come up with a name for their upcoming 24-hour marathon, but they just end up discussing Mike and the Mechanics lyrics. Plus, Radiohead (or someone else) is suing Lana Del Rey over a new song that sounds a lot like "Creep." We break the songs down, then we mash them up.
Luke and Andrew report the news of the day, including the fate of an 8-pound dog that was kidnapped by an eagle and a gym that's banning political news from its TV monitors. Plus, James Franco's questionable relationship with Tommy Wiseau and how a quest for cheap milk helped Luke's parents convert a man to Christianity.
Andrew is newly obsessed with the 1984 film "Rhinestone", featuring Dolly Parton and Sylvester Stallone. and he offers a full review. Meanwhile, Luke is turning an email problem into an email blessing. And they discuss the lack of rock 'n' roll mirrors in 2018 and why a friend of Luke's found beans in his bed.
TBTL celebrates it's 10-year (and one day) anniversary with help from Jen "Flash" Andrews. She, Luke and Andrew discuss the upcoming 24-hour TBTL marathon and live show, plus David From The Basement swings by for the final installment of this season's No Point Conversion!
We wrap up our TBTL No Regerts Holiday Spesh-tacular the only way we know how: By talking about the things we regret about the TBTL No Regerts Holiday Spesh-tacular. Phyllis Fletcher and Nick Jarin also join us to talk about Gotye Regret, The Rawest Sinead O'Connor Track Ever, and Nick's secret rock 'n' roll past.
REGERT week continues with TBTL friendos Phyllis Fletcher and Nick Jarin. We hear from a listener who's been hanging onto an ice-cream related regret since childhood, Andrew is still ashamed at the way he acted in a toy store 30 years ago, and Luke finds out what happens when you punch a guy in the face at a casino.
Phyllis "Fletch" Fletcher shares her biggest life regret, and it's a doozy. Plus, Nick Jarin joins the show to help Andrew decide what job to take in the pizza-delivery industry. And Luke explains his erstwhile plan to become a fire fighter.
Another installment of the TBTL "No Regerts Holdiay Spesh-Tacular" rolls in, with a story of Pen Pal Regret from NW Nerd's Nick Jarin.
Week Two of the TBTL "No Regerts, Holiday Spesh-Tacular" gets going with Listener Regerts, including a tattoo that could have gone better... featuring Friend of The Show Nick Jaren!
Day Five of the "TBTL No Regerts Holiday Spesh-tacular" arrives, and Andrew regrets calling his friend a "nancyboy" in front of a crowd of people. Plus GI Joe talk, So. Much. GI Joe. Talk.
Day Four of the TBTL "No Regerts, Holiday Spesh-tacular" commences, with a story of monetary malfeasance, from the poker room to the lunch room of Daniel Bagley Elementary.
Day Three of the TBTL "No Regerts, Holiday Spesh-Tacular" features Camaro Kev's regret over some ex-girlfriend smack talk, that the ex-girlfriend may or may not have heard.
Day Two of the TBTL "No Regerts, Holiday Spesh-Tacular" finds Andrew regretting his 8th grade fashion choices.
TBTL kicks off its "No Regerts Holiday Spesh-Tacular", featuring old friend of the show, Camaro Kev.
Luke goes full Clark Griswold and almost gets himself killed doing so. Also, listeners weigh-in on the 24-hour TBTL marathon, and they are...worried.
Luke helps Andrew prep for his interview with a Professional Football Man. They also discuss the Top 25 Worst Passwords Of 2017 and why Luke likes to watch TV in the dark.
Luke and Andrew have a BIG ANNOUNCEMENT about the upcoming TBTL 10th Anniversary Celebration! Plus, we call listener Sara in South Carolina to find out the latest regarding her boss' missing cat. And we receive our first ever phone call from an airplane!
Luke shows up at Andrew's house after a Very Graphic Recording Session on the Savage Love podcast. Plus, a listener has a missing cat dilemma that could threaten their very job (the listener's, not the cat's).
New, credible stories of UFOs and mysterious alloys has Luke FREAKING OUT and questioning his entire worldview. Andrew is taking the news more in stride, but he does have an amazing idea for a comedy film about a group of ne'er-do-well fighter pilots. PLUS! We announce the date of the TBTL 10th anniversary show!
For the first time ever, Andrew is wondering if the City of Seattle is actually right for him. At least when it comes to bars. He and Luke discuss this along with other important matters, such as the difference between Pulp Fiction and Reservoir Dogs, whether Andrew insulted Andy Kindler on Twitter, and (of course) Music For Your Weekend!
Luke and Andrew wonder if we're being watched by aliens, and they talk about their strategies for using Google maps to lower their personal anxieties. Oh, and Luke had a situation at the airport. Must be a Thursday
There's a passive aggressive war going on among the Burbank pets, and a different passive aggressive war going on right outside Andrew's window. Plus, a group of Gawker writers are trying to raise money to buy their publication back, and the internet ruins a good short story published by The New Yorker.
Luke received an email today that he thinks is pretty annoying. He needs a ruling though, so Andrew breaks out his "judge's hammer" in a segment we're calling "Is This Annoying?" Plus, a listener gets hornswaggled at the deli and needs to vent.
The official color of 2018 has been announced, and Luke doesn't like it. But Andrew does. They also discuss a fancy dinner that would be Andrew's nightmare, and Carey joins the boys to discuss this weekend's disappointing football games (and Luke's stretchy-pants) in this week's installment of No Point Conversion.
Luke rolls into Walsh, Walsh & Doormat hepped up on too much coffee looking to discuss Viral Bros, The Human Blanket, and Mickey Avalon's Complicated Take On Gender.
Luke and Andrew discuss examples of "The Mandela Effect", where many people all seem to remember cultural events incorrectly, which leads to a conversation about why the Berenstain Bears used to wig Luke out. Plus, Andrew stumbles on a family mystery regarding his old skateboard, and Wendy's (the fast food chain) experiments with film criticism.
Luke and Andrew discuss some Skyjinx (woo!) after an airplane with broken toilets had to make an emergency landing in Montana. Luke wonders if the passengers could have just toughed it out. They also talk about expense reports, firmware updates, and cities that begin with the letter A.
Luke and Andrew return to basics with a 90 minute episode covering Luke's love/hate relationship with Alex Trebek, forgotten passwords, and why you shouldn't mix up the words "cathartic" and "catatonic". Plus, two stories of implosions gone wrong, and an accidental conversation about threats to journalism.
Luke and Andrew make TBTL history with the longest episode ever. They get more than a little help from David "The Last Burbank" Burbank and Rudy the Rude Dog. Topics include: An auto-correct mistake that has Luke worried about an email he sent to his boss, a rigorous debate about the movie "Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri, and -- of course -- the Seahawks dominant win in Sunday Night Football.
Luke wants people to stop booing him on stage, but he doesn't know what to do about it, and Andrew is ZERO HELP. They also discuss another case of a mystery "Mad Pooper" who's terrorizing Orchard Park, NY. Budweiser is working with the International Space Station so someday we can drink beer on Mars. And it's Friday, so we have some Music For Your Weekend!
Luke and Andrew learn about a "picky eating" disorder that makes Andrew's issues with food seem almost normal. Meanwhile, Luke is trying to start a fight with the Kronos Quartet for some reason.
Luke and Andrew talk about the firing of Garrison Keillor and about other recent allegations against men abusing their power. It's an usually serious conversation for TBTL, but it's not all bad news: Luke's also got a gross new food he wants to tell you about, and Andrew is trying to create an alliance with one of his neighbors.
Luke discovers that he's been playing Monopoly wrong his entire life, and that you might be, too. Andrew is dealing with some in-app-purchase regret. And we hear from a listener who was the victim of an unlocked bathroom door.
Andrew's almost-perfect Thanksgiving was tarnished by a cat emergency that remains somewhat mysterious. Luke has an aggressive new plan to lose weight fast! And David Burbank (AKA "The Last Burbank", AKA "Luke's Real Brother") joins them to talk Seahawks, Browns and the Apple Cup in this week's No Point Conversion.
Luke and Andrew - with a little help from the officially unofficial TBTL archivist - trace back the origins of Luke's laser baldness helmet.
Japan's #1 Mixer Sean DeTore swings by the kitchens of Walsh, Walsh and Doormat to help the gang create a very questionable Thanksgiving dish and to share stories of their biggest culinary disasters.
Luke and Andrew dive deep into the sewers to review the 1990 film Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Today's episode is part of our annual #PODCRAWL with our friends at Read It And Weep and The Flop House podcasts.
Andrew is dealing with some pre-Thanksgiving anxiety, but that doesn't mean he doesn't have advice for you regarding paper towels. He and Luke also compare notes on obsessive cleaning, unisex bathroom experiences, and why the pizza guy won't put black olives on Luke's dang pizza! Plus, David "The Last Burbank" Burbank joins the show to discuss the Seahawk's frustrating defeat in No Point Conversion.
Luke and Carey swing by the law studios of Walsh, Walsh & Doormat to talk about iron lungs, Luke's latest skateboarding heroics, and why Netflix is making people cry in public. Also, Luke and Carey met Abraham Lincoln last week. For real.
Andrew shares his experiences after a follow-up visit to The Tongue Doctor. Luke drops some mad knowledge about Attack of the Killer Tomatoes. And since it's Friday, we have Music For Your Weekend!
Luke and Andrew try to think up cool new mascot names for a Utah high school, and they visit with Brendan Francis Newnam from "The Dinner Party Download." Oh, and stick around for Luke's Billy-Corgan-Related-Radio-Interviewing Rabbit Hole buried at the end of the show.
In light of the "PodFast" trend, Luke and Andrew listen to TBTL at various speeds to see if it ever becomes listenable. Also, after much consideration, Luke decides not to walk in Ric Flair's footsteps.
Andrew launches a new Twitter project while Luke battles a NyQuil hangover. Also, it turns out that Luke's troublesome guest on stage this weekend was even more trouble backstage.
Luke and Andrew witnessed an unusual altercation in a Chicago bar, and they leave no delicious detail untold. Plus, Luke's onstage interview with a very famous actor was....difficult.
Luke's favorite doctor/columnist/over-achiever claims that airlines should stop handing out cocktail napkins. Andrew couldn't disagree more. Plus, after day two of their public radio conference, Andrew realizes that he talks much too much. And, in a Friday edition of No Point Conversion, Luke wonders if Thursday Night Football is bad for NFL players.
Luke and Andrew are in Chicago for a public radio conference, and they're off to a rocky start. Luke is crippled with insecurity, and Andrew is crippled with a wounded tongue that just won't heal.
Andrew is back, with harrowing tales from the doctor's office (with some special musical accompaniment.) Luke is not thrilled with Twitter's new, expanded character limit. And it turns out that wine Luke was drinking yesterday....? It wasn't wine.
Andrew takes the day off, so Luke goes wild in New York City with his discount wines and, as the show title might indicate, his meatless salads.
Luke just landed in New York Jersey, and boy are his arms tired. He and Andrew discuss the neighbor who assaulted Rand Paul (Luke's got a theory on what caused that confrontation.) They also debate whether or not Andrew's new coffee creamer is an indicator of middle age.
Luke swings by the offices of Walsh, Walsh and Doormat to talk about the anonymous Twitter employee who deactivated President Trump's account on his way out the door. He and Andrew also discuss the best way to interview a cartoonist on stage in front of a lot of people. And it's Friday, so we have some Music For Your Weekenend!
Rico Gagliano joins Luke and Andrew to talk about the final episode of The Dinner Party Download, which will tape in Seattle on November 16th. They also talk about why brunch is bad, but a Bob Dylan animated series would be good. Plus, Luke finds out that he's the recipient of a prestigious award.
We finally hear whether or not Luke and Carey's extremely extensive efforts to attract Trick or Treaters actually paid off. Plus, a TBTL conspiracy involving Chris Hayes has Luke and Andrew questioning every aspect of their perceived realities.
It's the 2017 TBTL Halloween Spooktacular! Parts of today's show also aired on Seattle public radio last night, and Luke and Andrew received some....let's say "strong" feedback this morning. Plus, as is tradition, they listen back to Dave Boze's real-life horror story as he told it to Luke and Jen 10 years ago.
Luke broke his face this weekend, but not how you think. He explains how he tried to hide the damage. Plus, Andrew quizzes him (with help from the New York Times) on holiday travel hacks. And they look back on an unusually exciting weekend of football in No Point Conversion. (Oh, also, the show is like two-and-a-half hours long. So buckle up, and drink plenty of water.)
Luke joins the show from Chicago, where he ate four hotdogs FOR HIS JOB yesterday. Andrew's fine with that. They also discuss a report that says Luke shouldn't try to think big thoughts while he's jogging, but Andrew's not having it. And it's Friday, so we have some Music For Your Weekend!
Nick "No Nickname" Jarin swings by TBTL to talk Andrew through a significant life change. Plus, Patton Oswalt reacts PERFECTLY to a tweet that criticizes one of his jokes. And Amazon wants you to let delivery drivers into your house when you're not there. You cool with that?
Things get silly as Luke and Andrew discuss what Peter Frampton would sing about if he were Australian, why Andrew considers Luke to be the Albert Einstein of podcasting, and the best way to get eaten by a crocodile. Also, Andrew says some regrettable things about his great grandma.
Luke joins the show from New York City, where, it turns out, few salsas are actually mass produced. He and Andrew also discuss the anti-straw movement, how not to eat with chopsticks, and a doping scandal at the Iditarod.
Luke swings by the studios of Walsh, Walsh & Doormat to try a dental experiment on himself. Plus, airplane stalking goes viral, and we get some dazzling details about those giant American flags that the NFL uses during games. And this week's No Point Conversion has Luke feeling good about the Seahawks and Andrew feeling very, very, very bad about the Cleveland Browns.
Luke and Andrew have a follicle follow-up after discovering Matthew McConaughey's secret to regrowing hair. Plus, Luke uncovers some mystery tape from a pivotal moment in TBTL history. And it's Friday, so get ready for some Music For Your Weekend!
Luke and Andrew try to win over a new listener they just met on Twitter. It's not going well. Plus, Luke's been stalking reality show contestants, Matthew McConaughey's Power Stance raises some interesting questions about scientific research, and the CIA does social media.
The Great Darkness continues in Bellingham, Washington, where the Bay Kitty is searching for higher ground to escape to. Luke and Andrew also pay tribute to the Tragically Hip's Gord Downie, who passed away last night. And a very unusual event on Jeopardy! yesterday lands Andrew in the hot seat.
Luke and his boat survive day one of "The Big Dark" at Burbank Springs, despite all of Luke's efforts to electrocute himself. Also, when a cow gets loose in Brooklyn, it tests the local media's ability to stay with the story. And Andrew is struggling not to let another petty grievance ruin his Trucktober.
An airline that got bad press for freaking out its passengers mid-flight just did it again. Luke and Andrew discuss this and Andrew's increasing fear of flying. Plus, Luke's takes off his clothes in a parking garage, and no one even bothered to notice. And Seattle's last umbrella shop is closing.
Luke did something super cool yesterday, and now he thinks he's super cool. Plus, listeners weigh-in with follow-ups about creepin' on airplanes and bribing front desk clerks. And because it's Friday, we have some Music For Your Weekend!
Luke encounters a TSA agent with a 'tude, and the whole story gets Andrew's blood up. They also call Luke's mom, Susie, to ask her why she joined the TBTL Facebook group and if this means she's started listening to the podcast. And a huge brawl breaks out at an American Legion post very close to TBTL's heart.
Luke and Andrew discuss tissue box design, the unusual reason Luke's teachers hated him, why Andrew would trade 100 Mel Brooks for one Norman Lear, and whether TBTL needs to sue W. Kamau Bell. Plus, TOP STORIES: A Chinese city government cooks up the worst prank ever, and astronaut Scott Kelly learns something very interesting about a colleague's brush with space death.
Luke and Andrew add up all the hours and minutes they've spent waiting for various beats to drop and wonder what they've done with their lives. Plus, the newest Jeopary! star might be getting under Alex Trebek's skin. And Andrew tests Luke's Jeopardy! acumen.
Luke and Andrew dig into an expose on what never to order at your favorite chain restaurant. Also, a McDonald's sauce-related promotion causes chaos across the country. And Luke tries to help Andrew make sense of an ugly, ugly Browns world in this week's No Point Conversion.
Luke makes a new friend at a chain restaurant bar. Andrew defends one of the most maligned pop songs of the '80s. And they discuss a controversial piece of advice offered to new podcasters. Plus, it's a Friday, so you know we have some Music For Your Weekend.
Luke, back from his star-studded visit to Portland, is dropping names like Kenny Britt drops footballs. He and Andrew discuss a new Wu-Tang mystery, proper mic-handling skills, and why Steve Earl had to tell Luke to stop touching him.
It's a TBTL Morning Zoo as Luke and Andrew drag themselves out of bed to discuss their stress dreams, trailers for polar-themed animated movies, and the UK Prime Minister's awkward press conference.
Luke and Andrew usher in Trucktober with an appreciation of Tom Petty's life and career. They also dive into an incredible story about an SNL star's struggle with life and losing a role. Plus, Andrew falls for #fakenews, but Luke isn't feeling punitive.
David Burbank swings by Burbank Springs to talk to the boys about proper font choices, why he's reading The Lord Of The Rings for the seventh time, and whether it's okay to throw your dog poop in someone else's trashcan. And they break down the Seahawks and Browns games in this week's No Point Conversion.
Luke and Andrew admit to some pretty shady behavior on airplanes. They also discuss a list of the top 71 famous graduates from Luke's college...and whether he made the cut. And it's Friday, so we have some Music For Your Weekend.
Luke has a new exercise regime he wants to test out on-air. Andrew has some opinions about his friends' Facebook posts. And they discuss Velcro's new attempt to get people to *stop* saying "Velcro".
Luke and Andrew have a secret to share, but they don't know if they should. And they dissect one listener's list of least-favorite songs.
Luke swings by the studios of Walsh, Walsh & Doormat to start eating the lunch his wife packed for him (even though it's only 10am.) He and Andrew also discuss the latest scandal to hit a mediocre prime-time network television show. And: How Not To Hire A Handyman In Pittsburgh.
Luke's wife, Carey, joins the show to set the record straight on some things. Luke and Andrew also discuss the harrowing story of a college student who found himself trapped in a cave for 3 days. And in this week's No Point Conversion, they discuss the Seahawks loss this weekend and how players responded to the President's demands to stand during the national anthem.
Luke has a dilemma that only a pair of fake, rubber ears can solve. New research on bathroom towels has Andrew disgusted and vindicated. Plus, some brand new Music For Your Weekend!
Famous basketball player Kevin Durant got caught fighting with fans using a fake online name, but Luke and Andrew aren't mad at him. Plus, we finally hear the other side of the story of The Man Who Was Trapped In The Bathroom On A First Date And Ended Up Marrying The Woman Who Rescued Him.
Luke checks-in from Indianapolis, where he's reporting on a new park that is definitely not a park. He and Andrew talk about a woman in Colorado Springs who's public enemy #1 because of her bathroom habits. And Andrew made a salad today, but that's not really that interesting.
Andrew gets some bad news about one of his favorite neighborhood watering holes. Luke orders some very questionable business cards. And they learn why foreign diplomats in Cuba sometimes find mysterious "gifts" left in their toilets when they come home from work.
Luke had a shaving emergency minutes before going on stage over the weekend, which necessitated some creative use of antiperspirant. Plus, the guys discuss two examples of people really stepping up and "going for it", with very different results.
Andrew forces Luke to listen to more archival tape he found from Cleveland in the 1980s, and this time it pays off. Plus, a TBTL audio mystery, why the secret Wu-Tang album may not be a Wu-Tang album at all, and what makes LaCroix LaCroix. Plus, music for your weekend!
Andrew stumbled on some archival audio that he's excited to play for Luke. Luke is excited about a giant ball of disgustingness that's living below the streets of London. They discuss these topics and share a couple of pretty sad stories about fish.
Luke is trying to find a hat that looks like one in Dirty Dancing. Andrew's quasi-obsession with Monk is getting more Monk-y. Luke also weighs in on the new iPhone unveiling, which Andrew's apparently been having bad dreams about (that, and 7-foot bug monsters.)
A walk on his old college campus has Luke feeling almost overwhelmed with nostalgia. He and Andrew also discuss whether people should demand things ASAP, at EOB, or at OOB. Plus, an NFL sideline reporter finds himself an unlikely celebrity, and a listener shares her story of a first date and a secret bathroom.
Luke and Andrew get real about their long-term professional insecurities, as one does when one realizes one is a professional podcarter. Plus, Jim Carey tries to lay some Real Truths on an entertainment reporter. And No Point Conversion is back! Luke and Andrew break-down yesterday's double-loss by the Seahawks and the Browns.
Luke runs a soda-related experiment on Andrew, which results in both of them getting way too hopped-up on caffeine and sugar to finish the show. Also, Chili's has announced that it's cutting its menu IN HALF, but it's still way too long. And we're all playing right into Whole Food's organic little hands.
Luke and Andrew get into some nasty business today with a story about a woman who found herself in a very compromising bathroom situation on a first date. A listener writes-in with another related situation. And an Irish family tries to capture a bat in their house, and it makes for some fascinating audio.
Luke, Carey and Andrew gather at Walsh, Walsh and Doormat to talk about the scariest moments in a radio producer's life, whether TBTL is good or bad for Luke and Carey's relationship, and why Legos are so dang complicated these days. Then KROQ's Bean Baxter swings by to drop some doo-wop knowledge.
Luke and Andrew woke up to find ash literally falling from the sky here in the Pacific Northwest. Once they get over that, they manage to discuss Luke's least favorite TV commercial, why cutting onions make us cry, and whether They Might Be Giants will record a song about either of those things. Plus, things get real when someone calls in to ask a simple question about fantasy football.
Andrew has a LOT of opinions about the hotel he's staying at in L.A., and Luke is excited about one of his favorite filmmaker's latest projects.
Luke, Andrew and Tens of listeners gather at Maris Farms in Buckley, Washington, for the 2017 TBTL Summer Picnic!
Luke and Andrew are excited for the picnic but a bit worried about the weather. Meanwhile Prince may have not been the person we thought he was, and Pumpkin Spice has arrived; whether or not America is ready.
Luke and Andrew learn that pizzas are soon going to be delivered by self-driving cars equipped with ovens and two disturbingly silent scientists. Meanwhile, an elderly couple in Texas is saved from their flooding home by another fast-food chain. And Nick Jarin of NW Nerd swings by for the final 2017 episode of a Song of Ice and Spoilers!
Andrew helps Luke work out a dog-related etiquette question, then says the word "Terri-Poo" too many times. Plus, Amazon takes over Whole Foods and lowers prices, but maybe going to a threatening-sounding butcher shop is the best bet for everyone. And a listener explains how TBTL is ruining science in a Minnesota laboratory.
Luke's inevitable skateboard-related injury occurred over the weekend, while Andrew was out buying $2 baseballs. They discuss a study that says you should probably just order that take-out food tonight, and a very, very good reason to stop using hotel tea kettles
Luke and Andrew can barely contain themselves after Erik the Viking solves all their technical woes. They use their newfangled podcast equipment to discuss Taylor Swift's polarizing new song and how Right Said Fred got a writing credit on it. Plus, The Great Bathmat Debate of 2017 and why Andrew refuses to squeegee his shower. And, of course, we sample some Music For Your Weekend!
Luke has finally found a way to make himself 13-years-old again, and Rudy The PodDog is LOVING IT! Meanwhile, Andrew is on a special mission to recapture someone else's youth. And an etiquette expert weighs-in on the controversial topic of airplane-seat-reclining.
A state worker in New York is busted by a reporter after an unfortunate butt-dial. Luke and Andrew discuss his fate, and they announce a new project they need your help with. We also hear the VERY dramatic story of a listener's unforgettable commute to work. Then Nick Jarin swings by for this week's angst-filled episode of a Song of Ice and Spoilers!
Luke kind of wishes he had been in the Zone of Totality yesterday, while Andrew is still sorting through his feelings about Haley's Comet. Plus resident WOIFE Carey shares a kinship with a Fox News Anchor. And! We announce the last two finalists of the TBTL Song of the Summer!
Luke and Andrew take a boat out into Bellingham Bay to watch the solar eclipse...after a mishap or two.
Phyllis "Fletch" Fletcher swings by to talk about Tom Selleck, 100 Rules For Driving My Congressman , and Andrew's relationship with Howard Stern. And then they call Jen "Flash" Andrews to find out how she's prepping for Monday's eclipse!
Luke reports in from D.C., where he survived a night of party-busing and public-radio-schmoozing. He and Andrew discuss their new favorite juror (#59, natch), Andrew's Wu-Tang name, and why you won't be able to buy your favorite chicken at football games in Atlanta.
Luke checks in from the public radio conference he's attending in D.C., where he was caught stuffing his tote bag full of free stuff for Andrew. They discuss their plans for the upcoming eclipse and why Luke may not be able to enjoy it. Plus, a very unusual song is burning up the iTunes charts, and Nick Jarin swings by for A Song of Ice and Spoilers.
Luke and Andrew try to avoid talking about their ongoing technical issues. They fail. They also discuss Rules Of The Road: Roundabout Edition. Andrew gives Luke a practice Washington State drivers test. And they listen to the longest legal ID they've ever heard.
Luke is supposed to be on his way to a public radio conference, but he's tempting the airline gods with some last minute flight maneuvering that's making Andrew nervous. They discuss a 106-year-old fruitcake, airplanes over Shea stadium, and why everyone's into birds and goats these days.
Luke says he can soooooorrrrrt of identify with a jogger who did a bad, bad thing this week. Andrew is freaked out about a new report on sponges (which he thinks might have been funded by Big Sponge.) And, since it's Friday, we have some Music For Your Weekend!
Luke swings by the studios of Walsh, Walsh and Doormat to talk about a restaurant review that fills Andrew with angry delight. Plus, Luke's new life plan involves a lighthouse in the middle of Lake Erie, and Bill Murray gets emotional.
Luke and Andrew take off their Barbara-Streisand-In-The-Prince-Of-Tides-Therapist-Pantsuits and put on their Professor-Of-Media-Criticism-Blazers-With-Elbow-Patches to discuss a TV commercial that's been bugging them. Plus, a "driverless" car in Virginia is freaking people out. And Nick Jarin returns for another installment of A Song Of Ice And Spoilers.
Luke uncovers one of the biggest lies in rock 'n' roll history. He and Andrew also discuss a new Cheeseburger Manifesto, a local broadcaster's moment of national fame, and one man's obsession with A League Of Their Own. And they announce the four finalists in TBTL's Song of the Summer!
Phyllis "Fletch" Fletcher stops by the studios of Walsh, Walsh and Doormat to take a housecleaning quiz, to ponder the career of LL Cool J, and to explain why you never should follow a co-worker into a basement. Plus, we solve an OPP (Other Person's Problem) and share some Music For Your Weekend.
Phyllis "Fletch" Fletcher joins Andrew in the sweltering studios of Walsh, Walsh and Doormat to talk about amazing birds, Howard Stern, and how to beat the heat, P-Fletch style. They also play a vigorous round of Google Feud, which ends up making them sad about everything.
KROQ's Bean Baxter somehow agrees to join the show again today to discuss why Diplo may or may not be fighting with Denny's and to debate proper barbershop etiquette. Plus, NW Nerd's Nick Jarin walks us through the latest Game of Thrones episode in a Song of Ice and Spoilers.
Bean Baxter of KROQ's Kevin and Bean show joins TBTL to talk about his most disastrous radio moments and to quiz Andrew on Lana Del Rey songs. Plus, an 80-year-old couple is living their best Cracker Barrel life, and the lead singer of Blues Traveler pulls out the big guns on Twitter.
Andrew calls Luke on vacation to check on his mental state after receiving some troubling selfies from him over the weekend. Plus, TBTL friendo Andy "Ders" Hurst stops by to talk about terrible dates, raccoon pets, and whether Andrew was out-of-line at the Mariners game this weekend.
Rachel Belle of the Your Last Meal podcast swings by to talk sandwiches, birthday cake germs, and whether or not she's going to marry one of the guys from Warrant. And, since it's Friday, we have some Music For Your Weekend!
Andrew invites Aaron Mason back on the show to steal his podcast ideas. They read some fascinating one-star reviews for great movies, discuss Matt Groening's new project, and talk about their least favorite chores.
Aaron "The Ace of Mace" Mason joins the show to turn Andrew's frown upside down. Andrew subjects him to the worst Hank Hill imitation ever committed to tape, and he quizzes him on another group of Hanks. Plus, Nick Jarin stops by for the most accurate Song of Ice and Spoilers yet!
Nick Jarin joins the show to break down some Kurtis Blow lyrics, help Andrew with the latest battle in the Never-Ending Parking War, and reveal the most difficult way to get rid of a mustache.
Nick Jarin swings by the studios of Walsh, Walsh and Doormat to update us on the "illicit skate park" on Duck Island, Michael Phelps' "race" with a "shark", and to answer The Question Of The Day.
Luke, Camero Kev and their friend Newman join the show from a moving Kia Optima on their way to the lake for a boys weekend. Andrew is back in Wallingford, pretending it's okay that he wasn't invited. They discuss the haircut Luke gave himself last night and the gross truth about chlorinated swimming pools.
Things get a little gross on this episode as Luke discusses his unpleasant physical reaction to cotton balls, Andrew imagines jumping into a vat of mustard, and a listener shares a kombucha story that you won't soon forget.
Luke and Andrew discuss the cool new film "The Disaster Artist", which is based on the terrible old film "The Room". Plus, the votes are in for the next round of Song of The Summer. And! The return of A Song of Ice and Spoilers, in which the guys forget character names and try to figure out the best way to get The Mountain to synergistically lean-in to really nail his latest Thrive Report.
Luke is overjoyed to be back in Bellingham, but Andrew has some serious questions about their puppet-related text exchange over the weekend. Speaking of puppets, the voice of Kermit The Frog has been fired, and he is not taking it well.
Andrew explains why he got kicked out of the kids section at the library. Luke has a new Game of Thrones fan theory involving a college basketball coach. And the NFL isn't buying the "kombucha defense".
Luke is in Chicago, where he's eating other peoples' octopus dinners, running into baseball MVPs, and starting a war on children. He and Andrew also discuss a man who was reportedly trapped inside an ATM. And, of course, Music For Your Weekend!
Luke and Andrew finally discuss the story of a woman's controversial interaction with a naked child in a vegan restaurant. The story has a name, but I refuse to type it here.
Luke and Andrew listen to your Song of the Summer nominations and pick the top 16 songs that will compete for TOP HONORS (and no actual prizes.)
Luke and Andrew listen to your Song of the Summer nominations and pick the top 16 songs that will compete for TOP HONORS (and no actual prizes.)
Luke and Andrew announce plans for the 2017 TBTL Summer Picnic! Plus, Andrew has an identity crisis as he says goodbye to his old car, and Luke deals with the fact that his dog tried to drown him.
Luke tells a story he is extremely embarrassed about, but Andrew refuses to edit it out of the show. Plus, Andrew gets a new catch phrase, a criminal defies all odds with a prison break, only to get caught ordering a pizza, and we hear another Song of the Summer nominee in Music For Your Weekend!
Luke had an opportunity to help a neighbor this morning, but he passed it up. He's not feeling super great about that, and Andrew isn't helping. Plus, an old photo from 1937 might prove that Amelia Earhart survived her plane crash. And we learn about about our nation's great capitals - from the Frog Jump Capital of Ohio to the Barbed Wire Capital of the World.
Luke is not ready for the holiday weekend to end, so he broadcasts today's show from the pool at Burbank Springs. Andrew, meanwhile, is dry and indoors at his Wallingford studio, where he's upset over the way he treated a listener recently.
Luke and Andrew try to retroactively fix yesterday's show with their patented Post-Spoof Technology. They also get trapped in a complicated web of time and space in which baseball games get very randy, apparently.
Luke finally meets his long lost relatives in Philadelphia and learns something new about himself. Andrew has a hot dog story to end all hot dog stories (we hope). And a photographer explains how he was able to capture a lovely photo of Governor Chris Christie and his family enjoying a holiday at the beach.
Luke witnesses some Skyjinx first hand and almost Skyjinxes himself. Andrew may be ready for the Shark Tank stage. And people SERIOUSLY need to stop bungee jumping. Plus, another Song of the Summer nominee is debuted in Music For Your Weekend!
Luke checks in from Philadelphia, the land of cheese-steaks, community pools, and sometimes-depressing shoe stores. Fortunately, his mom, Susie, is an expert on all of those things, so the guys call her up. Plus, was Andrew at the center of a major conspiracy involving unicorns, waterfalls, and The Children of Ohio as a kid?
Luke needs help being a "fictional dude." Andrew remembers the time someone tried to force him to quit TBTL. An IKEA bowl accidentally sets grapes on fire. And TBTL offers an examination of "rheumy" vs "rummy."
Luke and Andrew get a visit from a large talking bunny, and for once, it's not an alcohol-induced hallucination. Plus, Luke is anxious about an upcoming BBQ with relatives he's never met, and Andrew has some Hot Takes on Sensible Toy Crossbow Ownership.
Luke spends the weekend eating honeycombs and sleep medication. Andrew tries to grill his anxieties away at a BBQ. An airline pilot tells his passengers to start praying when they run into trouble. And a listener has a run-in with a ghost, maybe.
A severed toe is returned in the Yukon. A rich guy is creating a dangerous game. Luke's got bad allergies. And Andrew has a list of local pollen counts.
A Yale administrator is fired over things she wrote on Yelp, which makes Andrew take another look at his submissions to the site. Plus, a documentary has Luke looking back on his family's Amway-selling days. And a listener sends in an email that...you know what? Let's just not talk about that.
Luke and Carey head over to the law offices of Walsh, Walsh and Doormat to share ghost stories and discuss a terrifying bug that makes people allergic to red meat. Also, Luke has a new audio drop that he insists on using, no matter how many times Andrew threatens to quit the show.
Luke dazzles us with some details about the creation of Spinal Tap and why the brilliant people behind the film only earned tens of dollars. Plus, what exactly does the TBTL Handbook say about swearing and music on this podcast? And a listener has a pest problem that's really more of a relationship issue.
This show has it all: A TBTL Summer announcement, breaking news about our Senior Bidet Correspondent, a mystery solved by a listener, one of Luke's predictions coming true, and a Cleveland Browns-related tangent. (Sorry about that last one.)
TBTL freindo Rachel Belle swings by to talk food, mistaken identity, and why her dad has suddenly started quoting Napoleon Dynamite.
Luke tries to listen in on his daughter's college radio station, only to get a Martha-Shaped surprise. Plus, a segment on The Beatles exposes Andrew's early love of Phil Collins.
Things get a little weird (and oddly rappy) on this Wednesday (or possibly Tuesday?) edition of TBTL. Luke and Andrew break down some local radio ads, get the backstory on the fastest man in baseball promotions, and answer the age-old question: How much are those little fast food signs we see on the highway?
Luke and Andrew try to adjust to their new lives as ex-road dogs. They discuss Andrew's (not so?) harrowing airport adventure, a chicken sandwich that will be launched to the edge of space, and a man who is determined to bring pastrami sandwiches to Tuscany, despite all odds.
Luke and Andrew bring their epic journey to an end with a live show at Stubb's Barbecue in Austin, Texas, with amazing musical guest Shakey Graves!
Luke and Andrew check-in from the Ramble In trailer park in beautiful Marfa, Texas, where Luke is making plans to start a new life. Andrew tries to prepare him by teaching him Texas slang. And, of course, a roadtrip version of Music For Your Weekend!
Day 4 of the TBTL-a-Thon finds Luke and Andrew in a trailer park in Albuquerque, New Mexico, celebrating a minor miracle and learning to be careful which bottled water to drink.
Luke and Andrew made it to Las Vegas. They join the show from a dangerously hot RV on the outskirts of town to talk about their seedy adventures and whether ASMR is a productive way to ask people to donate to the TBTL-a-Thon.
Luke and Andrew find themselves waking up in Boise, Idaho, where they've parked their RV in the back yard of listener Sarah. They discuss the long journey ahead of them on day two of the TBTL-a-Thon roadtrip. They also discuss the best dog in the world and the worst flag in the country.
Luke and Andrew set-out on their epic RV road trip to Austin, Texas, and kick-off the 2017 TBTL-a-Thon.
Luke and Andrew listen to the top 50 TV theme songs of all time (well, they skip a few.) They also debate the best Price is Right games and the role of pecans in a mixed-nut situation. Plus: MUSIC FOR YOUR WEEKEND!
What does seeing someone run through an airport say about you, the bystander? Luke and Andrew plumb the depths of this age-old philisophical debate. Plus, Carey Burbank joins the show to share the heart-pounding adventuresof the PodPets this weekend. And a baseball mascot finds himself in hot water for a rude gesture.
Luke and Andrew spend part of the show wrangling with an RV company over next week's road trip to Austin. They also discuss the end of "the best kept secret in D.C.": a password for the Wall Street Journal that thousands of people were using. And a listener is concerned about the ads he's seeing on Facebook (and what they might mean for his marriage.)
The big TBTL road trip is now only days away, and Luke and Andrew are getting nervous. Luke has a plan to eat healthy and get some exercise on the way to Austin. Andrew has a plan to eat beef sticks. Plus: Japanese auto racing announcers go nuts at the Indy 500. And Luke tries to solve the age old mystery: Was Alanis Morrissette really singing about Dave Coulier in that one song?
Andrew's friend Beverley tell us what happened when she visited an old-timey German-themed restaurant in Australia (spoiler alert: Racism!) We also get a sample of the newest podcast from MPR, and Luke survives the rough seas of Lake Washington.
Luke stops by the offices of Walsh, Walsh and Doormat to discuss the parking situation in Wallingford and Luke's new involvement in a top secret operation. Plus, Music For Your Weekend introduces Andrew to the world of Baltimore Club music.
Luke joins Andrew at the studios of Walsh, Walsh and Doormat to debate which Gallagher is the best Gallagher - Leo or Ron. Plus, Texans can now hunt pigs from hot air balloons (but that doesn't make them think they're better than you.) And Luke and Andrew recount their harrowing MPR almost-disaster.
Luke is back! He and Andrew reminisce on the glory days of computer screensavers (with a little help from the, ahem, Paris Review.) Plus, a longtime TBTL listener gets big props on national TV. And more dazzling deets on the prince of Thailand.
Phyllis "Fletch" Fletcher and Steve Scher of KUOW fame join the show to celebrate World Turtle Day and to discuss Steve's very serious brush with death.
Nick Jarin of the NW Nerd Podcast joins the show to talk about a sandwich war raging in Western New York and why thousands of digital bunnies -- some with mustaches and monocles -- will never wake up again.
Luke, Andrew and The StuBot gather at American Public Media to discuss Stu's upcoming dance recital. They also call Luke's wife, Carey, to address Luke's paralyzing fear of carnival rides. And Maria Bamford delivers a commencement address for the ages
Luke and Andrew meet up in "Studio P" in St. Paul and spend literally the entire show trying to think up a funny name for one of the segments... they do not succeed. (Yep, it's one of *those* episodes.)
Live on tape from a storage room at American Public Media, it's a Wednesday afternoon edition of TBTL! The StuBot joins Luke and Andrew to discuss a Home Depot heist that could have gone so well, if only the perpetrator were named Shannon. Plus, are the boys ready for a week of fund raising at Minnesota Public Radio?
Luke learns something very surprising and somewhat concerning about his online behavior. Andrew realizes he's been leaving food on his lips for too long. Conan O'Brien's writers may have stolen a bunch of jokes. And we welcome our new TBTL sponsor, Vinegar Dogs.
Luke and Andrew delve into The Mystery Of The Naked Man On The Shark and also respond to some recent criticisms of their podcast.
Luke and Andrew try to solve a public bathroom-related mystery that has Andrew a little upset. They also dissect the dazzling details regarding the Wendy's chicken nugget kid. And we hear about what may be the worst dentist in the world.
Luke and Andrew try to solve a public bathroom-related mystery that has Andrew a little upset. They also dissect the dazzling details regarding the Wendy's chicken nugget kid. And we hear about what may be the worst dentist in the world.
Luke's childhood skateboarding dreams are finally coming true, while Andrew's adult dream of rollerblading continues to elude him. Plus, Southern Comfort, aka "Andrew's Special Make Out Juice" updates their recipe.
Andrew broke the law this weekend, then returned to the scene of the crime. Luke wants details. Plus, the dubious origins of Fidget Spinners, the hot toy craze sweeping the nation.
Luke finally finds a whiz-bang tech product that even he won't buy. He and Andrew also try to help a listener who finds himself in a very embarrassing situation.
Luke and Andrew discuss coping mechanisms to save their friendship during their road trip to Austin. Plus, a New York coffee shop is suing Starbucks over "stealing" it's unicorn drink idea, and we get details on the amazing Cheyenne bunker, which is built inside a mountain. And of course, Music For Your Weekend!
Andrew puts Luke's knowledge to the test with an impromptu quiz. They also discuss a study that says your cat may actually like you and they fret over the details of their Austin road trip. Plus, Andrew regrets a comment he made on the internet.
Luke has a crazy new toilet seat that lights up at night. He and Andrew discuss that and an exposé about wildlife photos that aren't so wild after all.
Luke joins Andrew from an undisclosed location to announce details of the live June 10th show in Austin! Plus, a man honors his dead friend by flushing him down the toilet(s), and a guy in Oregon is fined for casually referring to himself as an "engineer."
Luke joins Andrew at the offices of Walsh, Walsh and Doormat to pour one out for Andrew's favorite cable store. Plus, Ja Rule's attempt to host the fanciest music festival of all time turns into one of the biggest disasters imaginable.
Television's Chris Hayes joins the show to talk about his book tour, what it's like to get blown-off by TBTL, and whether Andrew actually exists. He also finally weighs-in on the Judgement Night soundtrack. Plus, Music For Your Weekend!
Luke has important developments to share in the lives of his PodPets. Andrew decides to give an impromptu audio editing lesson on the show. And Luke wonders if Andrew is a super-taster, and not just a super-baby, when it comes to food choices.
Scammers got a hold of Luke's bank card number, and he spent the morning watching them make purchases with it. He and Andrew also address some listener concerns about TBTL summer plans. And some lucky folks in Phoenix are getting their first taste of self-driving cars.
Luke and Andrew play an audio-drop guessing game that leads to an exploration of the saddest movie of all time (in Andrew's estimation.) Plus, two researchers are compiling data on UFO sightings, including apparent fireballs in the sky. And professional golf rules are changing after a golfer unfairly lost a hundred thousand dollars.
Andrew has a mini-meltdown at a fancy fundraiser. Luke spends 12 hours at an unusual underground poker game. And a 12-year old drives 800 miles across dangerous, Australian terrain.
Public radio's Barbara Bogaev joins the show to talk about life hacks, lock picking, and how she ended up on a terrorist watch list. Plus, a new TBTL jingle and Music For Your Weekend!
Luke and Andrew delve into the strange, 1990's world of ill-considered musical collaborations, and they imagine Cypress Hill's writing process. Plus, a man claims a Scottish territory as his own, and the New York Times introduces us to California's "Night Surfers" (whom, we believe, deserve a quiet night.)
The Earth just survived a close encounter with an asteroid, thanks in part to a NASA's "planetary defense officer." Meanwhile, Tom Brady skips his scheduled appearance at the White House. And Luke explains why asking a girl on a date is better if she has no idea who you are or that you live across the street from her.
Luke and Andrew discuss how they would spend their time in prison if they were ever thrown in the clink. Plus, another fast food chain is jumping on the Google bandwagon without Google's help. And we finally get to the bottom of the Burro Rey mystery.
Luke and Andrew research the proper care of jeans and whether or not you have to wash them after wearing them for months on end, even if your wife asks you to. Plus, we look at the real cost of imaginary New York apartments as presented in your favorite TV shows. And Shia LaBeouf is making art again. Can he save it from the trolls?
Andrew and his computerized genie friend put Luke to the test in a celebrity guessing game. Plus, Google strikes back against Burger King's attempt to hijack people's Home devices. And we learn some dazzling details about Grace Slick, Cher, and Sheena Easton.
Andrew and his computerized genie friend put Luke to the test in a celebrity guessing game. Plus, Google strikes back against Burger King's attempt to hijack people's Home devices. And we learn some dazzling details about Grace Slick, Cher, and Sheena Easton.
A new Burger King (Burro Rey?) commercial purposely activates people's Google devices. A newspaper is taking flack for reporting on the criminal past of the United Airlines victim. And a listener wants clarification on Luke and Andrew's rules for cell phone etiquette.
Luke and Andrew discuss the second lives of toilets (or "terlets", as Luke calls them), and the top three factors that could get you kicked off an airplane if it's overbooked. Plus, more shame-eating confessions on the ol' voicemail line (206-414-8285).
Luke and Andrew discuss a man who tried to dine-and-dash by jumping into the sea and whether it's fair to call him an "aspiring rapper." Plus, an airplane passenger finds out what happens when the airline wants him to give his seat back to them.
Luke tries a nasty-sounding coffee experiment in his hotel room in Portland. Andrew tries to guess how many Big Macs are in his body parts. And a listener finds a way to make the guys sound even more drunk. Plus, Music For Your Weekend!
Luke and Andrew discuss their brief unpleasantness during yesterday's podcast. Plus, a reasonable explanation of why Shia Labeouf's new movie has only sold a few tickets. And when internet trolls take on Shia's anti-Trump art project, they get very, very crafty.
Rudy "The Pod Dog" Burbank has become a therapy pup while Carey is under the weather, so Luke and Andrew discuss when it's acceptable to let dogs share the couch with humans. Plus, Kendall Jenner's Pepsi ad created a foreseeable backlash online. Luke and Andrew debate whether the backlash was appropriate.
Luke spent hours today trying to make a low-carb hot dog bun. Andrew thinks Luke might have mice inside his computer. They discuss these issues and a report claiming it's best to stand still on escalators.
Luke and Andrew were both looking forward to Mariner's opening day...until Andrew made a big mistake. Plus, two reporters have two very different takes on some Tyrannosaurus Rex news. And we get a behind-the-scenes perspective from a Starbucks barista who loves her job, but hates making Frappuccinos. Click here to sign up for the new and improved TBTL newsletter!
Luke and Andrew learn that they got out of Arizona just in time before a plague of biblical levels descended on Peoria. Also, Luke disagrees with McDonald's decision to start using fresh beef, and Bob Dylan says he'll accept his Nobel Prize. Plus, Music For Your Weekend!
Andrew is back in the offices of Walsh, Walsh and Doormat, but Luke is still on the road. They reflect back on their time in Arizona and discuss whether or not passengers are obligated to chat with their Lyft drivers. Plus, a coffee company boasts about having the highest levels of caffeine, and listeners chime in with stories of shame eating, disturbing jello recipes, and #YarisLife.
Andrew takes Luke on a ride around Arizona in his rented Toyota Yaris and tries to explain why he likes it so much...and why he may be in trouble when it's time to return it. Plus, Luke attempts a "coat hook moment."
On day two of Luke and Andrew's spring training adventure, they learn that they broke the rules on day one. They also discuss the theft of a giant coin in Germany worth $4.5 million dollars. And Luke's gross sound effects brings back loving memories for one listener.
Luke and Andrew meet up in Arizona to podcast live from Mariner's spring training, where they do their best to act like members of the media.
Luke and Andrew meet up in a parking lot in Everett, WA, to make a big announcement about TBTL's summer plans.
Luke overheard a *very* intriguing conversation yesterday involving secret, sexy goings on at a popular chain restaurant. He and Andrew discuss that, as well as one TV producer's fight against binge watching. Also: Your rice might be killing you. Story at 11.
Andrew's idea for a Mr. Rogers biopic almost becomes a disaster until Luke saves it. Luke gets a special package in the mail. Andrew is obsessed with a new TV show. And Cheerios makes a mistake in trying to save the bees. Plus, a special Spring edition of No Point Conversion!
Luke just became a huge fan of a spoofy Twitter account. He and Andrew discuss that, some new podcast obsessions, and why someone is sending raw potatoes to NBA athletes.
Luke and Andrew discover an old planning sheet from the news/talk radio show they worked on in 2011. They also discuss a creepy device used in China to prevent toilet paper theft. And they receive their first "fake" phone call from a listener.
Luke has been experimenting with some ASMR recordings. Andrew has been laughing at jokes he doesn't understand. And they've both been listening to the somewhat questionable podcast about Richard Simmons. They discuss these things and offer some Music For Your Weekend!
Luke and Andrew have differing views on an anti-Trump tweet posted on McDonald's corporate timeline. And it turns out they have something very important in common with Julian Assange.
Andrew doubles down on his latest pop culture theory, even though he's not getting any support. He and Luke discuss Rachel Maddow's Tweet Heard 'Round The Liberal World and a recent follow-up interview with the "BBC Dad."
Andrew finally confronts Luke about an element of the show that's been bothering him. Also, a headline about the Goodyear blimp leads to a conversation about Cialis commercials, and a story about wine budgets leads to a conversation about "Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas."
Luke and Andrew discuss the last time they each had a good cry. We also learn that Andrew is much dumber than a 5-year-old spelling bee contestant.
When people have problems, they turn to TBTL. In today's O.P.P. ("Other People's Problems") segment, Luke and Andrew tackle vacation divorce disasters and found-money frustrations. Plus, Music For Your Weekend!
Luke and Andrew break the world record for inside jokes about public radio legal IDs and mix-minus problems. They also discuss Disney's new batch of live-action adaptions like Beauty and the Beast. And they travel back to 2009 to relive the final radio broadcast of TBTL.
Luke is dealing with a new piece of cat furniture in his home. Plus, some movie theaters are building play areas for kids -- right in the auditorium where the films are shown. Also, either Andrew is going insane, or Luke is gaslighting him with audio drops.
Luke and Andrew discuss baseball cards, Alec Baldwin's decision to stop impersonating Trump on SNL, and whether our televisions are spying on us.
Luke spent the weekend wrestling with computer passwords, while Andrew probably got scammed by his cellphone company. In other words, they are officially middle-aged grumps. They also discuss a fascinating legal case involving Snuggies and international trade law. And they pit Jimmy Buffett against Harley-Davidson, for some reason.
Luke explains why his dog owns diapers that she never uses. Andrew is having an emotional breakdown over a broken cell phone. And, of course, there's Music For Your Weekend!
Luke joins Andrew at the studios of Walsh, Walsh and Doormat to discuss Luke's appearance on a local morning TV show. Plus, Andrew somehow becomes Luke's imaginary publicist, and they discuss the science behind cat tongues. It's fascinating stuff.
Luke and Andrew discuss why food tastes different on airplanes. (Turns out, SCIENCE is involved!) They also come up with some new, fun baseball rules involving water balloons.
Donald Trump's preferred way of eating steak has everyone hopping mad. Luke and Andrew discuss the extremely personal world of condiment politics. Plus, Luke is obsessed with some new TV shows, podcasts, and documentaries that he wants you to watch. And Andrew's new idea for improving the show is a bust.
Andrew learned a dirty little secret about a regional chain restaurant on Saturday. Meanwhile, Luke and Carey spent their weekend writing, producing and performing in Trump-related comedy sketches. Plus, the biggest mistake ever to occur on an Oscar stage made for some great Academy Awards entertainment. And Andrew gets rejected by Twitter.
Luke and Andrew are gearing up for the weekend. Luke's involves soup and hosting a fancy event. Andrew's involves a chain restaurant in Tuckwila. They also discuss the new, stark reality of "economy" airline flights and why it's okay to sit by the airplane bathroom. Plus, Music For Your Weekend!
Luke joins the show from Portland, as he prepares for an evening of high-pressure live radio. Andrew is (per)fuming mad at the LAX redesign. They discuss these issues, plus an update on the bizarre Kim Jong-nam assassination and a story about a cheating marathon runner who was foiled by her own fitness tracker.
Luke and Andrew discuss the fine line between being friendly and being overly-friendly, especially when it comes to talking with cashiers and waitresses. Plus, a stolen super bowl jersey leads to a confession from Luke, and a failed experiment by Henry Ford gets Andrew riled up.
Luke realizes he is addicted to internet shopping. Andrew has a belabored theory about this. Plus, a soccer betting scandal in the U.K. involves a goalie eating pie. And is it okay to brush your teeth in a public restroom?
Andrew asks Luke if his friends did the right thing after finding a bunch of money under a pool table this weekend. Plus, Snapchat glasses are going to be available online soon, and Luke introduces a new segment called "HACK ATTACK!", which will undoubtedly improve your life in almost every way. Special thanks to Chad Darnell of Portland, OR, and Nancy Cook of Burien, WA, for supporting today's show!
Luke is stuck in Portland, where he bought Andrew a special gift. He lets Andrew ask 20 questions to guess what it is. They also discuss the unbelievable details of an international assassination and how Columbia University utterly destroyed the emotions of some 200 would-be students. Also, there's a lot of Luke impersonating Michael McDonald.
Luke swings by the offices of Walsh, Walsh & Doormat on his way to Portland...if he makes it to Portland. He and Andrew discuss cat wine, Monopoly, and your dreams. That's right: Dream Court is back.
Luke and Andrew find joy in an old viral video, then they discuss whether or not someone should take away Harrison Ford's pilots license. Also, why Stephen Colbert is finally finding success on CBS, and whether Meatloaf really knows what he wouldn't do for love.
Luke tries to help Andrew "Heart of Stone" Walsh get through Valentines Day. They also discuss the retro cell phone craze and why Luke is getting a second phone. Also, the milk industry wants you to remind you that their product is "lacteal secretion" - accept no substitutes.
Andrew is back from Costa Rica, where he did his best not to fight with a racist in a hot tub. He and Luke discuss that, and whether or not Andrew's driving teacher was trying to seduce him when he was 17. Plus, Adele stops mid-song at the Grammys, and Broadway has a toilet problem.
Camaro Kev from "Stack of Dimes" stops by to chat about Luke's new favorite insult (which started out on a "Tragically Hip" newsgroup in the early 2000's), Scientology, and what he would do if he was "Hunted". Special thanks today to Heather Schwampe of Seattle and Kevin Shafer of Florence, CO for helping make today's show possible!
TBTL Engineer Emeritus Sean DeTore swings by to talk auto repair, male dancing, and the use of flute in rap music backing tracks.
Luke takes to the very very frozen streets of Bellingham and almost crashes multiple times while sneaking into a Gym and visiting an IRS office right out of a movie.
Alex Falcone stops by to talk about his new book "Unwrap My Heart" (the story of a girl who falls in love with a mummy) and also the Amazing World of Frogs, plus, why Sean Spicer's "Venmo" account is troubling. Special thanks to John Stedman of San Diego CA & Elizabeth VanStee of Clawson MI for helping make today's show possible!
Andrew heads to Costa Rica just ahead of an arctic storm, leaving Luke, Carey, Poddog and The Bay Kitty trapped in the snow. Cabin Fever sets in and talk turns to Luke's Biological Father, why Carey doesn't like being on the show, and if there are any more Little Burbanks in the future.
Luke and Andrew say goodbye before Andrew heads off to a vacation resort that he's 99% sure isn't a swingers' club. They also discuss why they don't like action scenes in movies, unless the movies are Die Hard, Star Wars or Mad Max. Plus, why some hotel thermostats purposely don't work. And, Music For Your Weekend!
Luke joins the show from Chicago, after jumping through hoops to make his first-class flight out of Seattle. He and Andrew talk about that adventure. They also talk about Super Bowl commercials, criminal exploits in movie theaters, and whether they should change the name of the show.
Luke joins Andrew in Wallingford to discuss convenience stores, Yelp reviews, and why Luke almost had to save a man's life at a Shoreline casino last night. Also, a man is arrested for running around the Microsoft campus naked.
Stu "The StuBot" Neuman joins the show on his final day at American Public Media. He has only one request as a parting gift, but can Luke and Andrew deliver? Plus, why kids don't ride bikes anymore and why Luke's not afraid of bobcats anymore. Oh, and there's egg talk. Lots of egg talk.
Luke joins the show from just outside a hot tub in Florida. He and Andrew address Tweets from listeners. Topics include power zoodling, stolen sports teams, and why Friday's episode made people squirm. Special thanks to Caitlin Anderson-Patterson and Colleen Arnold for supporting today's show
Ira Glass joins the show to answer the age old question: Does he remember who we are? He also talks about producing This American Life during the Trump era and what he's feeding his dog these days.
Luke joins Andrew at the offices of Walsh, Walsh and Doormat to discuss his evening of blasting Binaca and how it's like vaping. They also obsess over Michael Dukakis' obsession with turkey carcasses.
Luke visits the studios of Walsh, Walsh and Doormat to discuss Andrew's current situation with his neighbors and the history of EGOTs.
Luke and Andrew discuss their complicated relationships with soda pop. Plus, Andrew has a new, surprising hobby. And they try to solve a listener's "A-Ha" problem.Huge thanks to Stephanie Pederson and Benjamin Peven for supporting today's show!
Luke and Andrew discuss cooking shows, Netflix's mysterious new TV series, and the White House press secretary's war on Dippin' Dots.
Luke and Carey hop in the car and head north to Canada to escape today's inauguration news. Andrew joins them from Wallingford, where he tries to talk them through border security.
Luke and Andrew discuss their plans for inauguration day. One plan involves border security. The other involves eggnog. Plus, "fix-it cafes" are popping-up around the country. And Japanese bidet manufacturers have decided to create a universal bidet language. Special thanks to Brian Joyce and Jacqueline Justice for supporting today's episode!
Luke has two very different experiences with two different laser doctors. Andrew is in love with the rain in Seattle. And John from Arkansas has an interesting encounter in a gas station parking lot.
Luke and Andrew discuss a "robot" lawyer helping people get out of parking tickets, why Rob Schneider is more complicated than you think, and why Andrew is reliving the French Revolution.Special thanks to Aisha Leapley and Suraj Adhikary for supporting today's episode!
Luke wonders why so many babies have glasses these days. Andrew reaches office-supply nirvana. They discuss these important issues, as well as a comedy night for the history books that took place in NYC last week. And they say goodbye to the Seahawks with the final No Point Conversion of the season. Special thanks to Bill Coats and Matthew Laninga for supporting today's episode.
Luke met Tom Hanks last night. But did he get a photo with him? The answer might surprise you.
Luke is in Chicago, where his plan to take a photo with David S. Pumpkins has hit a snag. Andrew's attempts to make Google+ a thing are going south. And we learn that Norway has celebrity radio listeners.
Luke and Andrew discuss the worst cartoon characters in commercials, Luke's new "intermittent fasting" diet, and Andrew's 100-step process to cleaning a bathroom. Plus, why a woman in Brazil has been praying to a Lord of the Rings action figure for years.
Andrew is having a bad-technology day, and it is affecting his TBTL performance. He and Luke discuss changes to the Monopoly board game and why Hacksaw Jim Duggan doesn't carry a hacksaw.
Luke spent the morning installing a bidet in his basement. Andrew accidentally pulls-off a time-shifting miracle. And a longtime listener explains why he sounds drunk.
Luke tries to convince Andrew that he doesn't have to miss the Seahawks playoff game this weekend, despite Andrew's plans for international travel. Also, big changes may be afoot for Conan O'Brien, and Andrew is dubious of another Chewbacca-related viral video. And, of course, we share some Music for Your Weekend.
Luke and Andrew explore the ups and downs of being a parking enforcement officer, which leads to a new New Year's resolution. Plus, a teenager is grounded for dabbing in congress, and NFL Sunday Countdown says goodbye to a legendary pickup artist.
Andrew tells Luke all about his New Year's Eve confrontation on the tough streets of Wallingford.
Luke and Andrew are back and excited for a new year of fresh TBTLs! They discuss soup recipes, laser baldness helmets, pizza piles, and the John Wilkes Booth of dart championships. Plus, Carey joins the show to explain why Luke's new digital girlfriend may be ruining their marriage, and they wrap-up the NFL regular season with No Point Conversion.
Luke and Andrew look back on what their goals were for 2016. Then they laugh to keep from crying.
Luke joins the show from a the back seat of a rental car as he and the family begin their trek to the Peach Bowl. He and Andrew discuss their overnight fame after a shout-out on national television. A listener challenges Luke's Wookie imitation. And the boys share some Music For Your Weekend.
Andrew frightens Luke with his rental car horror story from Atlanta, and then they try to figure out why their Uber ratings are dropping. They also try to foment a robot revolution and attempt to solve a Home Alone mystery.
Luke and Andrew are back together again, after a long holiday apart. They discuss Amazon Echo's potential role in a murder investigation and whether or not Andrew talks too fast. They also take a moment to remember and appreciate Carrie Fisher.
Luke's neighbor Misha Collins (from "Supernatural" and "GISHWHES") stops by to chat about their new hometown, how meditation helped him stick with acting, and that time he visited Skywalker Ranch for a somewhat awkward chat with George Lucas (RIP Carrie Fisher).
Luke's family is at Burbank Springs for Christmas, so he puts them to work explaining: 1) how to sneak into the YMCA as a 60 year-old grandmother, 2) how to tell when a hot dog is too salty, 3) what the heck is going on with the Seahawks' offensive line
The survivors of the 2015 TBTL Boat Show gather again to share some painful memories and compare their emotional scars.
Camaro Kev joins Luke and Andrew on the Cabo Wabo Hot Throne to teach them about rock 'n' roll.
Luke, Andrew and Camaro Kev discuss Andrew's decision to join a very prestigious organization and why he's nervous to do so.
Luke, Andrew and Camaro Kev continue their "Summer in December" week, but are still looking for a better name for it. They also discuss pull-tab culture and etiquette.
Luke, Andrew and Camaro Kev celebrate "Summer in December", even though they are ashamed to call it that. They discuss the origins of the word "WOIFE" and the proper way to use a dog shower.
Professional radio host Libby Denkmann joins the show from beautiful Los Angeles to discuss drunk dialing, the science behind asparagus pee, and whether Cleveland should throw a parade for the losing-est team in Browns history. Plus, holiday Music For Your Weekend!
Aaron "The Ace of Mace" Mason joins the show to discuss how his life went from a very, very low place to the happiest he's been in a long time. Then an unexpected visitor pops into the studio to talk about the time Andrew stabbed him in the back, professionally speaking. Also, a Weird Al Yankovic tweet has got Andrew feeling philosophical.
Phyllis "The Fletch" Fletcher joins the show with a big stack of court documents regarding one of TBTL's most notorious listeners. She and Andrew dig through that, and they discuss the most ill-conceived marriage proposal in a sea of ill-conceived marriage proposals.
Special guest Nicholas B. Jarin joins the show to discuss nerd culture through the lens of tissue boxes. He and Andrew also try to figure out if they're friends or best friends.
Stu 'The StuBot' Neuman joins the show to discuss T.J. Miller's citizens arrest, how Luke almost missed his cruise this weekend, and whether or not Andrew should root for the Vikings. And a very special birthday girl joins the show to talk about corn dogs and other birthday foods.
Luke and Andrew meet in the offices of Walsh, Walsh and Doormat to discuss Ringo Starr, Joe Walsh, and other luminaries that Luke got to meet last night. Plus, we take a quick trip to music court, where fat beats are always in session. (That last part didn't make sense, did it?)
Luke shows up at Walsh Walsh & Doormat hepped up on Binaca Blast and the conversation soon turns to Michael Jordan, Bootleg "30 Rock" DVD's. and a Bear Who Had No Idea What World It Just Stepped Into.
Luke and Andrew discuss a talking doll that may be sharing kids personal information. Luke does not like the tone of an email he received from a famous person. And Andrew has an idea for a new social media site.
Luke is finally back home after a ridiculous day and night of travel back from Chicago. He and Andrew discuss a new way of shopping, Luke's accidental shoplifting, and whether Andrew was too mean to Luke in Chicago.
Luke, Andrew and Tens of listeners packed into the Upstairs Bar at Virgin Hotel in Downtown Chicago for a night of laughs, Robitussin, and the surprise guest performance of a lifetime.
Luke and Andrew are in Chicago, where Andrew is having disconcerting dreams involving toilets, thunderstorms, and president-elects. He and Luke discuss an impetuous thief who has won their hearts and a legendary astronaut with great biceps.
Luke and Andrew arrive in Chicago bleary-eyed, bushy-tailed, and ready to discuss the origins of the Big Mac.
NASA is looking for help to make it easier to poop in space. Britain's new currency is angering vegans. And Luke and Andrew don't know what to do with 19 cents.
Luke and Andrew discuss the evolution of Tom Shane's jewelry ads and why he might be everyone's new step-dad. Then they go down a Nintendo-inspired nostalgia hole and discuss the best-named wrestlers of the 1980s.
A publicity stunt involving dead fish under ice backfires in Japan. Luke is surprised. Plus, Andrew's never-ending cold is not such a mystery, when you think about it. And, in No Point Conversion, the Seahawks lose and Andrew's going to miss the Super Bowl this year.
Luke and Andrew prepare a giant plate of TBTL leftovers - topics that they were supposed to discuss on the show this year, but never got around to. In the spirit of Black Friday, things get dark very quickly.
Luke, Andrew, Carey and Genevieve join together in the kitchen to make some delicious Thanksgiving treats. Hilarity (and danger) ensue.
Luke and Andrew get ready for the Thanksgiving holiday and end up discussing grammar, bathroom habits, and whether it's worth going to Costco for whipping cream.
Andrew tells his epic story of computer repair gone wrong. Luke is having a chewing gum-related crisis. They also discuss a lawsuit over sausage and their complicated feelings regarding unicycles.
A Canadian lawmaker made international news after using the "f-word" in parliament. But not the f-word you're thinking of. Luke and Andrew discuss that, Luke's plans to watch The Godfather, and the Seahawks' win in No Point Conversion.
As Luke waits for a call from his doctor's office, he and Andrew discuss his opinions on voting, and whether they've changed since the presidential election. Other topics include the science of fingernail biting, Luke's hoop dreams, and Music for Your Weekend.
Special thanks to Joseph Thole and Louis Melancon for supporting today's episode.
Three days of a juice diet has had an unexpected affect on Luke. He and Andrew discuss their favorite political musical parodist, Bob Dylan's Nobel-level reticence, and a high-level Instagram copycat (who is probably not a troll, even though Andrew hopes she is.)
Special thanks to James De Pietro and Kat Schmidt for making today's show possible.
Andrew has a cold. Luke just back from the doctor, a little worse for wear. And Olive had a tough time at the vet. They discuss these developments. They also discuss a new, sobering policy at a Canadian beer company and an infuriating new policy at United Airlines.
Special thanks to Lindsey Sullivan and Sadie LaPonsie for supporting today's episode.
Luke joins Andrew at the offices of Walsh, Walsh and Doormat for a update on his juice diet and PodCat's health. They also discuss one man's air-horn-centered revenge plot and Blair Walsh's career setback.
Special thanks to Leslie Frye and Ingrid Keller for supporting today's episode.
Buckle-up, kids: Luke Burbank is on a new juice diet. He explains this turn of events, then he and Andrew try to whistle Aerosmith songs.
Special thanks to Sarah Goss and Melissa Carr for supporting today's show!
Andrew "Michael Winslow" Walsh creates a new TBTL sound effect on the fly. He and Luke discuss their plans for TBTL under a Trump presidency. They also discuss one of the most charming stories ever related to a smash-and-grab. And they pay tribute to Leonard Cohen with Music For Your Weekend.
Special thanks to Matthew Bourne and Maggie Stevenson for supporting today's show!
Luke and Andrew try to move on from the election with lighter topics, like prison breaks and famous Albanians. We also get to hear an actual song from the secret Wu-Tang record that was never meant for our ears.
Special thanks to Ian Gorton and Anand Rajaraman for sponsoring today's show!
Luke, Andrew and the TBTL listeners try to find their smiles after last night's election.
Luke and Andrew discuss their election night plans and the future of our democracy. They also talk about football.
Special thanks to Georgia Millward and Dan Patterson for supporting today's show.
Luke and Carey come home to an unwanted surprise at Burbank Springs, and we climb into the TBTL Time Machine to remember what the guys said the day Tronald Dump announced he wanted to be President.
Also, did Chris Hayes' faustian bargain re: The Cubs World Series Win cost America its future?
Thanks to David Short and Mandy Tucker for making today's TBTL possible!
Jen "Flash" Andrews stops by again to discuss Historic Beer, Lucky Champagne, and what it's *really* like to live in a tiny house.
Thanks to David Kruetz and Kate Nickel for making this episode of TBTL possible!
Jen "Flash" Andrews stops by and discusses Men's Jewelry, Sports Grudges, Lindsey Lohan, and Starbucks "Pup Cups", plus hands out some advice for a listener with a workplace "OPP".
Special thanks to Stanford Blade & Jacqeline H. and John Paul Christensen for supporting this episode of TBTL!
A new documentary about cats leads Luke and Andrew to break down the actual costs of pet ownership, from hamsters to horses. No, literally, from hamsters to horses. Also, Andrew prepares for his trip to Cleveland, and Luke deals with a skin thingy.
Special thanks to Martha Zumack and Julie Huffman for supporting this episode of TBTL!
Luke and Andrew compare and contrast their Halloween evenings. (Andrew got everything he could hope for. Luke, not so much.) They also discuss a recently discovered hoax in the world of mixology.
Special thanks to Cody Larson and Michael Ford for supporting today's episode!
Andrew and Luke share their Halloween plans. Andrew's are surprisingly curmudgeonly, even by Andrew standards. Plus, per TBTL tradition, we listen back to The Haunting of David Boze. And there's some super scary sport-talk in No Point Conversion!
Special thanks to Sam Wolter and Alexia M. and Jeff J. Janecek for supporting today's show!
Luke joins the show from a parking lot in Florida, where he's catching the unwanted gaze of a security guard and a family of raccoons fighting over potato chips. He and Andrew discuss animals in the news, including a woman who angered the internet by complaining about a bodega cat.
Special thanks to Kristen Arntzen and James Norton for supporting today's show.
Luke's adventures in Puerto Rico give him the chance to answer the age old question: What happens to fake hair foam when it's drenched in a thunderstorm? He and Andrew also discuss a man who caught a grape in his mouth after it was dropped from the sky and a new dance video that Andrew probably should have ignored.
Special thanks to Tina Williams and Deborah Anderson for supporting today's episode!
Luke almost has a Bill O'Reilly moment while shooting on location in Puerto Rico. He and Andrew discuss that, and they debate the merits of Dos Equis' new "Most Interesting Man In The World." And they play a song submitted by an anonymous (and worried) listener.
Special thanks to Jon Pelletier and Jack Reilly for supporting today's show!
Luke and Andrew discuss phone chargers, socks, world music, John Lurie, internet dating, and dazzling details about Donovan. Also, Luke is in Puerto Rico.
Big thanks to Doug Horton and Shannon Kinzie for supporting today's show!
Luke joins the show from Puerto Rico, where his very loose grasp on the Spanish language is getting him into some awkward situations. He and Andrew also discuss balding, toupées and and Donald Trump's favorite catch phrase. Plus, a look at the worst or possibly best Seahawks game in this week's No Point Conversion.
Special thanks to Julianne Foster and Kat Goetting for supporting this episode of TBTL!
Andrew and Aaron "The Ace of Mace" Mason discuss Andrew's newly diagnosed "garbage anxiety." Plus, they read an email leaked exclusively to TBTL from the desk of a television editor. Also, a famous football player admits that everyone has been spelling his name wrong his entire career. And, of course, there's Music For Your Weekend!
Luke has fallen in love with New York City all over again. He tells Andrew about his adventures and about an amazing new app he discovered. Plus, more salad talk, what we could all learn from George H.W. Bush, and whether a North Korean chimp should quit smoking.
Special thanks to Aislinn Byrne and Jennifer Dunne for supporting today's show!
Luke is in New York, where he is enamored with the salad options. Meanwhile, Andrew has a questionable hip-hop-related joke that he can't let go of. They discuss one reporter's herculean attempts to track down Bill Murray.
Special thanks to Tina Taylor and Stephanie Lathrop for supporting today's episode!
Andrew picks up Luke at the airport so they can go hat shopping in Seattle. True story.
Special thanks to Gail Floyd and Megan Rodriguez for supporting today's show.
Luke and Andrew discuss the great storm of 2016 that wasn't, then they compare their Sylvester Stallone impressions. Plus, we dig into the information that Facebook (and its advertisers) have collected on Andrew.
Luke joins the show from the offices of Live Wire Radio, where he's concerned that his co-workers will walk in on him podcasting. He and Andrew discuss Nancy Grace's headline-grabbing interview with some critical radio hosts. Also discussed: Luke's slow evolution into Royal Tenenbaum.
Special thanks to Kelly Kilburn and Morgan Reaves for supporting today's episode!
Luke joins Andrew at the law offices of Walsh, Walsh and Doormat to discuss "hick-hop", wedding disasters, and the unsung works of Steven Weber. Plus, Alex Trebek gets BOLD.
Special thanks to Sibyl Adams and Paulina Carreto for supporting today's show!
Luke discovers a new bathroom-themed Halloween toy that may end up replacing Andrew on the show. Plus, dazzling deets on dog noses!
Special thanks to Brian Dolman and Kenneth Ney for supporting today's episode!
Luke takes the show into the kitchen, where he cooks corned beef while Andrew Googles ingredients for him. They also discuss why Chinese banks are hiring people to snoop around bathrooms. Oh, there's also a lot of Far Side talk.
Special thanks to Natalie Boyle and David Ezell for supporting this episode of TBTL!
Luke woke up with a pit in his stomach today and realized that Summer is truly, truly over for a long, long time. This naturally leads to an examination of the musical works of The Fabulous Thunder Birds and The Georgia Satellites. Also, America found an unexpected hero during last night's presidential debate. And, in No Point Conversion, Luke and Andrew discuss a particularly depressing Browns game.
Thanks to Samantha Hartman and Danielle Walsh for supporting today's episode!
Phyllis "The Fletch" Fletcher joins the show to talk about her recent reunion with her childhood pen-pal from behind the Iron Curtain. Plus, Andrew is having some some issues expressing himself lately. He and Phyllis also discuss nefarious actions by the Egg Council, secret hiding places in libraries, and Music For Your Weekend!
Tom Tangney joins the show to review some films, analyze Andrew's performance on KIRO today, and recall some of his fondest TBTL memories. Also, Luke checks in from a sad hotel room near the Seattle airport to explain how he ended up there.
Andrew is having a bad day, mostly because a beloved member of his family has been peeing in his closet. Luke tries to channel his inner Jackson Galaxy to help out. Then they discuss the fascinating world of sonic design as explored in a recent story by writer Jack Hitt.
Special thanks to Dan Masters and Claudia Carrillo for supporting today's episode!
Luke and Andrew review this weekend's SNL debate send-up, then they have their own debate over whether anonymous authors have a right to keep their identities hidden. Plus, why Luke will probably skip tonight's VP debate, and a letter from a listener who has - undebatably - the worst friends ever.
Thanks to James Callaghan and Patricia Middleton for supporting today's show!
We finally hear how Luke fared during his "surprise half-marathon" this weekend. Meanwhile, Andrew continues to manicure his Yelp portfolio, Luke has a huge revelation about eating food on the air, and Homeland Security has its eyes on Alabama Hill. Plus, Kim and Kanye's scary weekend, and why Australians sometimes have to light their toilet paper on fire. And stay tuned for an epic edition of No Point Conversion!
Special thanks to Barbara Adams and Maria Maillet for supporting today's show!
It’s Luke and Andrew’s Friday, and they start the celebration a tad early, with talk of Pee Problems, Clown Crimes, and Prudish Pandas.
Special thanks to Meghan Rowley and Graham Ames for supporting today's episode!
Luke got a speeding ticket on his way down to the law offices of Walsh, Walsh and Doormat this morning. He and Andrew discuss the difficulty of not saying "thank you" when a police officer hands you a ticket. Plus, the complications of maintaining law and order in Antarctica, and why you should never anger the elves.
Special thanks to Jeffrey Boerner and Darrin Murdoch for supporting today's TBTL!
MSNBC's Chris Hayes joins the show to discuss how Bill Murray personally helped him throw out the first pitch at Wrigley Field. Plus, a public marriage proposal goes awry, and a very special baby is born - but don't call it a three-parent baby.
Special thanks to Helder Mira and Shari Steelsmith-Duffin for supporting today's episode!
Andrew's recent online shopping trip leads him to incorrectly compare President Lyndon Johnson to third baseman George Brett. Meanwhile, Luke shares his opinions on the movies Elvis & Nixon and Grand Theft Parsons. Plus, Mike Birbiglia learns that you can never be sincere on the internet, and a new statue in Arizona helps Luke discover his new radio hero.
Special thanks to Margo Feather and Mark Devries for supporting today's episode!
Luke has some regrets after spending the weekend with CBS television celebrities. Andrew's regrets are closer to home. They discuss these things and a breaking news story from 2010. Plus, week 3 of No Point Conversion finds Luke and Andrew feeling good about the future.
Special thanks to Greg Rohrbach and Rodney Anderson for supporting today's episode!
Andrew and Luke are in Phoenix, where Luke is stressing out about his upcoming live show at the Herberger Theater. Andrew tries to help him write some jokes. Also, a conversation about a record sent into outer-space warps into an analysis of appropriate fan interaction at baseball games. Plus, Music For Your Weekend!
Special thanks to Patrick Meagher and Beth and Brent Lindholm for making this episode possible!
Luke and Andrew wreak havoc on the space-time continuum with today's TBTL from a public radio conference in Phoenix, Arizona, where they address the age old question, "When is a lanyard just a lanyard?" Plus, a Canadian Mint employee finds a brilliant and uncomfortable way to steal gold from work, and a Malaysian man finds an ingenious way to live in an airport.
Luke and Andrew join forces in the Valley of the Sun to bring you this edition of TBTL. They have an update on Andrew's AZ hotel accommodations (spoiler alert: Andrew is still alive), and they recount their public radio karaoke adventures of the night before. Plus, an uncomfortable history of Luke and Andrew's romantic almost-encounters with women over the years, a ranking of bubble gums, and a lesson in unsaid grammar rules.
News of a crime ring has Andrew second-guessing (more like third- or fourth-guessing) his hotel accommodations as he preps for his trip to Phoenix. Meanwhile, Luke is sad about the Pitt/Jolie breakup, but news about self-driving cars is cheering him up a bit.
Special thanks to Levi Fuller and Lindsay Lewellyn for supporting today's episode!
Luke and Andrew discuss Andrew's plan to crash a public radio conference in Phoenix this week, including his questionable lodging situation. Plus, how to find your inner Bill Murray and not worry about male pattern baldness. And, week 2 of No Point Conversion finds the boys less than jubilant.
Special thanks to Anthony Bedoya and Yao Yao Chen for supporting today's show!
Luke and Andrew taught a class about podcasting this week. (I'll give you a moment to let that sink in.) On today's show, they discuss how their experience went, and we listen back to their presentation at the School for Visual Concepts in Seattle.
Luke joins the show from Portland, where he's dangerously high on coffee. He and Andrew discuss whether they'd use a solid gold toilet, if given the opportunity, and why the iPhone's new gif service is creating some NSFW headaches.
Thanks to Anthony Bedoya and Yao Yao Chen for supporting today's show.
Professors Burbank and Walsh gear up for their podcasting class tonight. Plus, putting the "five second rule" to the test, saving regional slang, and how Andrew became a battery-head.
A former TBTL guest is embroiled in a lawsuit...and a bit of a mystery. Luke and Andrew try to untangle the ins-and-outs of that story. Plus, another day, another uncomfortable parking lot encounter for one Andrew Walsh.
Special thanks to Kelly Walsh and Andrew Groeninger for sponsoring today's show!
Andrew insists on sinking today's show like a submarine, but Luke makes sure to keep it afloat. They discuss the upcoming podcast class they're hosting on Weds, Andrew's most successful tweet, and the Angela Lansbury hoax they fell for. Plus, the 2016 return of No Point Conversion!
Special thanks to Andrea Allen and Anna Molpus for supporting today's show!
Luke finds himself in Chicago, "elbow deep in Japanese candy." He and Andrew discuss the new movie that reinvents to story of Sully Sullenberger, why Luke had to use a "germ Jacuzzi", and the pros and cons of Apple's new wireless earbuds. Plus, Music For Your Weekend!
Luke is taking over KUOW's Twitter account today, and he's not sure what he should do with his new found power. Meanwhile, Andrew might be a dog. Or maybe not. They discuss the naming conventions of Rambo movies and advice from the New York Times on how to pick the fastest check-out line.
Special thanks to Dan Nicholson and Christian Mckee for supporting today's episode!
Luke joins Andrew at the studios of Walsh, Walsh and Doormat to discuss meat and meat-like products, unfortunate football emojis, and the end of headphones as we know them. Plus, did someone say "Dreamcatcher?"
Special thanks to Claire E. and George McFall and Meredith Gibbins
Luke and Andrew try to solve a fantasy football moral dilemma involving an immoral quarterback. Jessica Fletcher may be leaving Cabot Cove and heading to Westeros. And a listener explains how a flimsy bathroom door could have cost her her marriage.
Special thanks to Stephen Koranda and Tom Desrochers for supporting today's TBTL!
Luke and Andrew wake up at the crack of 10:30am to bring you this Labor Day edition of TBTL. Luke's dealing with some stress-induced back pain, and Andrew manages to make matters worse. Then we listen back to the episode where Luke fully realized he'd just bought a house that needs a LOT of work.
Andrew checks in from LA, carrying around some frustration with his fancy-but-not-so-fancy hotel room. Luke is thrilled about the possible resurrection of "Corky St. Clair".
The rain could not stop the TBTL Summer Picnic. But it could send it indoors. Hundreds of Tens packed into the Chateau Ste. Michelle wine tasting room for some good food, great wine, and average-to-slightly-above-average podcasting by Luke, Andrew, Jen and Sean. Plus: The crowning of the official 2016 Song of the Summer!
Luke, Andrew, Carey and PodDog record the show en route to the TBTL Summer Picnic at Chateau Ste. Michelle. They discuss their rain plan for the picnic, why it matters what we say to dogs, and a pretty good spoof that Luke spent 22 minutes constructing.
A new American Airlines commercial encourages flyers to be courteous to each other, which sends Andrew on a very uncourteous rant. Plus, Luke has finished watching Stranger Things, and Andrew is looking for The Light Of The Naaru.
Luke and Andrew mourn the passing of Gene Wilder and his brilliant comic timing. Plus, what Michelangelo's David has to do with Andrew's linen suit, and the truth behind Bob Ross' hair.
Luke and Andrew mansplain "mansplaining" to each other, drawing on examples from their own lives. Plus, the StuBot checks in from the Minnesota state fair, Andrew considers going public-radio-rogue, and North Korea gives Netflix a run for its money.
A new article says Seattle's low-brow teriyaki scene is getting killed-off by tech-bro transplants. Luke and Andrew do their part to stop this with an on-air teriyaki lunch. Plus, Andrew calls B.S. on a "news story" about KFC, and Luke is concerned about an Anne of Green Gables reboot and what it could mean for the future of puffy sleeves.
Things get Very Australian Very Quickly when Luke stops by Andrew's house to quiz him on words from down under. Plus, more Coffee Mug-Related Talk than you can shake a stir stick at.
Andrew is ready to throw his phone out the window, and it's not because of something he heard on TBTL. Luke tries to offer some advice, and they also end up discussing the ongoing fallout from the death of Gawker. Plus: Luke discovers "Stranger Things", and the final two contenders in the Song of the Summer contest are announced!
Luke has made a huge mistake, and he wants to correct it. Also, it turns out he and Andrew have been on similar missions to obtain a piece of 1980s-era equipment. They discuss these issues, along with the Tragically Hip's final concert and a group of drunk Americans who accidentally found themselves in the wrong country.
Luke and Andrew greet the heat and celebrate summer in this special episode of TBTL! Luke broadcasts from a kiddie pool in his backyard and sips cocktails while Andrew makes his way through a box of Popsicles in Wallingford. They discuss the summers of their childhoods, the time Luke joined a break dancing crew, and why they both are having the best summers of their lives.
Luke and Andrew offer an oral history of their respective relationships with the soft drink Fresca. They also reflect on the demise of Gawker.com and Ryan Lochte's adventures in Rio, real and imagined.
Luke and Andrew compare brands of almonds and rank their favorite frozen novelty treats. They also discuss the end of Larry Wilmore's show on Comedy Central, a reversal in the "Making A Murderer" case, and the latest exploits of Port Townsend's most famous Victorian couple.
Luke and Andrew discuss clean bathrooms, Luke's new beard, amazing Olympic moments, and drink shaming.
Luke returns to TBTL to right the ship and introduce the world to his newest, fuzziest family member. He and Andrew also discuss a bizarre story involving Alec Baldwin and his favorite painting. Plus, why Michael Caine had to legally change his name. And they announce the final four contenders in the Song of the Summer contest!
Special guest Aaron Roden joins the show to make a BIG ANNOUNCEMENT about his Air-Raid podcast and to use the word "woke" a lot. He and Andrew (sort of) discuss President Obama's new summer playlist, Aaron's history with Dungeons & Dragons, and why Andrew needs a new bowling nickname, stat.
Andrew and Genevieve visit Sean DeTore's kitchen for Cooking With Sean: Picky Eaters Edition...which really just ends up being a nice dinner with friends. They also discuss whether or not Andrew did the right thing when confronted with an ethical dilemma at the grocery store.
Andrew and Phyllis spend the afternoon bowling, gambling, and drinking Slurpees.
Phyllis "The Fletch" Fletcher joins Andrew to discuss their upcoming careers as Olympic athletes, painful moments behind the microphone, and Norway's "Slow TV" movement. Plus, listeners weigh-in on where Phyllis and Andrew should record the show tomorrow. (Ideas include hot tub boats, bbq boats, and stealing Luke's boat.)
Stu "The StuBot" Neuman joins Andrew to talk trash about the other TBTL fill-in hosts. Plus, today's Olympic update involves weird swimmer hickeys and a cruise ship full of tall people. And the first winners of the Song of the Summer contest are announced!
Andrew invites Genevieve on the show to ask her if there are any podcasts she's *not* appearing on these days. They also debate the pros and cons and poopy-water of this year's Olympics. A college in Ohio claims to be unveiling a "Pizza ATM", which makes no sense. They also have an update on Operation Antique Ashtrays and Music For Your Weekend!
Japan's #1 Mixer, Sean DeTore, joins Andrew today to talk terrariums, pinball, push-ups, and the 7 Deadly Sins of Interviewing. Plus, Aaron Mason jumps in the studio just in time to play a special botanical quiz called "Harry Planter." And Sean answers listener questions.
Aaron "The Ace of Mace" Mason joins Andrew for day two of their podcast experiment. Aaron is in trouble with some listeners after yesterday's show. We discuss that, Andrew's embarrassingly thin skin, and how not to write a Yelp review. Plus: Defend Yourself: Burning Man Edition.
Aaron "The Ace of Mace" Mason from the Grapes of Rad joins Andrew in the fancy new studios of KIRO radio, where someone has been leaving strange gifts outside the station. He and Andrew discuss the Associated Press' war on flossing, how to "savor" a TV show, and Auntie Jessica's Case Files. Then Aaron insults one of TBTL's most loyal listeners.
Stu "The StuBot" Neuman joins Andrew to sort out the latest scandal to rock the TBTL Song of the Summer contest and to discuss very, very large bologna sandwiches.
Luke finds himself unexpectedly in Las Vegas, where "nude podcasting" is apparently a big thing. He and Andrew listen to a bunch of Song of the Summer nominees and crown the final 16 contenders.
It's Steve Nelson's last day as the boss of TBTL. He joins the show to talk about the highlights and lowlights of working with Luke and Andrew and to say a heartfelt goodbye. Also, Luke eats a bag of sausage and Andrew gets emotional over an Ethernet cable.
Luke and Andrew delve deep into a Twitter mystery that they actually don't want solved. They also discuss Sarah Silverman's DNC performance, the USA Freedom Kids, and Amy Grant. Again.
Luke joins the show from the parking lot of a Super Target in Littleton, Colorado. He and Andrew discuss minivans, Amy Grant songs, the upcoming Million Clown March, fashion, and a new Amazon series that is taking the world by storm. (NOTE FROM STU: It's Netflix, Andrew)
Luke and Andrew go long bombs away on this Monday episode of TBTL. They announce some more details for the summer picnic potluck. They also discuss a professional baseball player's insolent tantrum, Hillary Clinton's new video game, and Luke's experience in locker rooms.
Luke is not sure which Jim Carrey character he should imitate when he arrives at a fancy party tonight. Meanwhile, Andrew refuses to belong to any TV Club that would have him as a member. They discuss these topics, as well as a reporter busted for playing Pokemon Go at a press conference, a reverse prank call by Rap Master Maurice, and Music For Your Weekend!
Luke is cranked up after hosting a morning radio show and drinking 100 cups of coffee. Andrew is sluggish after staying up all night watching special episodes of Murder, She Wrote. So, yeah. Things get sloppy. They discuss the official end of the VCR, the resurgence of classic North Korean spycraft, and whether or not they know what words mean.
Luke joins the show from Wenatchee, WA, where he's been cavorting with scarecrows and birds of prey. He and Andrew discuss Twitter's new verification policies, Dungeons and Dragons, and door-holding etiquette. They also tell a lot of jokes and practice their fake laughs.
Luke and Andrew review the first batch of nominees for this year's TBTL Song of the Summer. (If you want to nominate a song, email andrew@tbtl.net.)
Luke and Andrew discuss yesterday's cringe-worthy 60 Minutes interview with Donald Trump and Mike Pence. Plus, a solution to all your confusion around bath towels, and Luke reviews a movie from 2008.
Luke and Andrew hit the streets of Seattle to try Pokémon Goi for the very first time. Voltorb save us all.
Luke heads over to Andrew's Wallingford studio for a rare face-to-face edition of TBTL! They discuss the best pets you should never get, whether or not Luke should bring a cat into his life, and why Andrew has become obsessed with objects.
Luke is weary after a long morning of manual labor. Andrew is doing shots of Mucinex on the air. So, things get a little slappy as they discuss a Canadian singer who went rogue during last night's MLB All Star game. Luke also quizzes Andrew on rejected license plates in Washington State.
Andrew freaks out when he realizes he might have infected his computer with a virus. He also admits to lying to the good people at a BBQ joint. Meanwhile, Luke is mesmerized by an airship in the skies of Bellingham. They discuss these topics and prepare for their great Pokemon Go adventure.
Andrew is immobilized after "running" five miles yesterday. Luke is immobilized for other reasons. They discuss their upcoming performance reviews, a lawsuit against an artist who claims he didn't paint a painting, and some $10,000 grapes. Oh, and Luke tries to speak German with a Swiss accent.
Luke joins the show from behind a Cracker Barrel in Springfield, MO, where he's been trying his hand at competitive cup stacking. Meanwhile, Andrew tries grocery shopping at 5 a.m. and loves it. The two of them discuss something they don't usually discuss: The News. Plus, they say the first of many goodbyes to a very special Infinite Guester.
Luke joins the show from beautiful Branson, MO, aka "Sin City without the sin." He and Andrew discuss Santa Clauses (or is it Santas Claus?), a "ghost town" that's not really a town, and the best Capitol Steps promo you'll never hear.
Luke and Andrew are re-introduced to one of their favorite singing robots. Plus, Luke's relationship with a questionable contractor comes to a bitter end. He and Andrew also stumble upon dazzling details (and helpful hints!) when it comes to customer service and tech support, and they discuss SnowBot, the Edward Snowden real-life avatar.
Luke and Andrew return to their favorite topic: Vacuum cleaners! Ones they've bought, ones they sold, and ones that crawl around the bottom of swimming pools. Plus, a song by a 1960s-era British band has Andrew mad at America for some reason, PBS is accused of lying about its fireworks broadcast, and SONG OF THE SUMMER 2016 IS ANNOUNCED!
Luke and Andrew celebrate America's independence by hopping into a time machine and traveling back one year ago, when Luke found himself preparing for a lonely July 4th on the road.
Andrew had a very interesting potential TBTL story, but he let it get away. Luke has discovered an underground comedic genius on Twitter. Also, Luke plays listener-requested classic TBTL drops. And the guys discuss a factually dubious, ethically questionable, but intensely interesting project by a former TBTL guest.
Luke's time is Alaska is drawing to a close. He shares some tales of the high seas, where he "caught" some pretty incredible fish. He and Andrew also discuss Nancy Grace's looming departure from HLN and the announcement of Adnan Syed's new trial.
Luke checks in once again from Ketchikan, Alaska, where he's waiting for his boat to come in. He and Andrew discuss another TBTL-related mystery that they regret bringing up, a 40 year old Twinkie, and Cleveland: City of Winners?
Luke is in Ketchikan, Alaska, overlooking a logging show and boatloads of tourists. He and Andrew discuss a very, very predictable outcome at a Tony Robbins seminar. Plus, the final installment of the season for A Song of Ice and Spoilers!
Luke is having a masonry emergency. Andrew is trying to solve a kitty litter mystery. President George H.W. Bush is not backing down from a broccoli-loving kindergartner. And a cat name Browser is looking for work.
Phyllis "The Fletch" Fletcher joins the show, and Andrew shows her how to make a Bloody Mary (which is technically a Bloody Caesar.) Plus, a certain news helicopter makes headlines at a certain boat race in Port Townsend. And we check out some Music For Your Weekend!
Luke is in the middle of a grand adventure involving seaplanes, helicopters and watercraft of all kinds. He and Andrew discuss proper handshake technique, dubious coffee lawsuits, and a new TBTL rule.
Luke forces Andrew to quiz him about a famous comedian. No one wins. Plus, Luke's adventures in pouring concrete (or is it cement?), a teenager has a scary-yet-hilarious emergency, and a listener wants to know how to talk to her new family about politics.
A meat situation at the grocery store leaves Luke temporarily catatonic. Andrew coins a new phrase that will never take off. And a new study from Ikea says most people don't consider their home to be the place where they live. Plus, catharsis reigns in this week's Song of Ice and Spoilers.
Luke and Andrew celebrate Cleveland's historic victory in game 7 of the NBA finals. Plus, they dig into the new, epic O.J. Simpson documentary, and listeners weigh-in on Andrew's picky eating.
Andrew's new drivers license photo is disquieting, as is a scene Luke recently witnessed in the airport. Plus: PodDog decides to try her hand at social media, a Canadian woman pits a bear against a wolf to save her own life, and Andrew gets his first taste of the Forensic Files.
Luke tries to help Andrew with his anxiety over dinner parties, and Andrew tries to help Luke with his anxiety over construction workers at Burbank Springs. Plus, LASER HATS.
Luke and Andrew discuss the merits of one of the most maligned vegetables on the market. Plus, Smash Mouth takes on the haters. And Luke's got them old Mariners blues again.
Luke and Andrew (AKA "Grover Walshquist") discuss Saturday's live show in St. Paul and the viking funeral they attended in the parking lot of the American Legion. Plus, the internet says Steph Curry's new shoes are not as fire as he thinks they are, Luke decries the state of modern air conditioning, and Andrew almost remembers what happened in this week's Game of Thrones.
TBTL live from American Legion Hall 577 in St. Paul, Minnesota! Special guests join Luke, Andrew and the StuBot for a very memorable night of podcarting. Plus, we reveal the secret behind one of the TBTL's biggest mysteries.
It's the final day of the 2016 TBTL-a-Thon! The Stu-Bot joins Luke and Andrew to discuss Luke's Bolton-esque approach to flaying pizza. Plus, how (and why?) people are cheating with their Fitbits, and why a restaurant is asking people for awful Yelp reviews.
Day four of the TBTL-a-Thon finds Luke and Andrew in St. Paul, MN, where they are joined by the Stu-Bot and his arsenal of jokes about semi-obscure documentaries. Plus, a local boy makes national headlines after an unfortunate and painful at-bat.
Luke and Andrew employ a Jeff Foxworthy-esque approach in asking folks to donate to the TBTL-a-Thon, but it's not as bad as it sounds. Plus, Axl Rose is suing to get unflattering photos off the internet, and Andrew unveils the roadtrip mixtape he made for the drive to St. Paul this weekend.
On day two of the 2016 TBTL-a-Thon, Andrew and Luke try (and fail) to use simple rhyme schemes to get you to donate to the show. Plus, Luke gets kicked out of a house of worship, a musical robot drops its first single, and a man gets banned for trying to trick a GPS app. And a Song of Ice and Spoilers returns with some hot takes about this week's Game of Thrones episode.
TBTL-a-Thon 2016 begins! Luke and Andrew make their best arguments for why listeners should continue to keep this podcast afloat. Then they discuss Andrew's adventures in babysitting over the weekend and why Luke waited 4 hours for 10 seconds of television.
Luke and Andrew discuss the Mariner's historic game yesterday and why Luke will someday send a lovey-dovey text to Andrew. Also: A Japanese couple tried to punish their child, but lost him in the woods instead. And is tronc here to stay?
Daytime Emmy Award-winning host Luke Burbank just found out what it'll take to get his own Emmy trophy, and now he's on the fence about ordering it. Meanwhile, his bitter, awardless co-host Andrew tries to explain his own bad attitude towards award ceremonies. Plus, the Real World is coming back to Seattle. What does this mean for Luke and Andrew?
Luke and Andrew finally answer the question, "what is art?" After that, they tackle other pressing issues, like "why is Bugs Meany interested in an egg spinning contest?" and "does Sun Country Airlines really give away free hot dogs?" Oh, and, uh, LUKE WON AN EMMY! But it's no big deal.
Luke helps settle (or adds fire to) an ongoing argument between Andrew and his girlfriend. They discuss in great detail the definition of a "chip" vs a "snack food", and Luke talks about the time he once ate a sausage on the floor. Plus, summer skin care tips and A Song of Ice and Spoilers.
Luke and Andrew celebrate Memorial Day by eating cereal. Lots and lots of cereal.
Luke accidentally sleeps for 14 hours and almost misses TBTL. As a result, Andrew takes him to Dream Court. Plus, can Andrew spell this year's winning Spelling Bee words? Probably not. And it's a Friday, so we have some Music For Your Weekend!
Luke and Andrew discuss a billionaire's secret legal campaign against Gawker Media. Plus, Johnny Depp and an Australian politician continue their war of words. And Luke has a new hero in his own war against his backyard moles.
A conversation about flight attendants leads Luke and Andrew to appreciate the works of Kenny Loggins. Also, Andrew may be surrounded by ghosts. And Luke is reunited with some long-lost radio commercials he used to love.
Andrew had a close encounter with a listener and didn't even know it. Luke remembers the first time he ever heard Smashing Pumpkins and how they weren't as scary as he'd feared. Plus, why breakfast isn't as important as the Quaker Oats Center for Excellence would have you believe, and the latest installment of "A Song of Ice and Spoilers."
Andrew found a special pack of trading cards at an antique mall this weekend, so he and Luke open them on the show. Plus, the latest video to go mega-viral is absolutely delightful. And why Minecraft may be spoiling Game of Thrones for Andrew.
Luke and 50 of his closest seagull friends join the show from Port Townsend, where he's gearing up for a weekend of scary carnival rides. He and Andrew dissect Kanye's appearance on the Ellen DeGeneres show. Plus: Music for Your Weekend!
Luke has a very strange run-in with a musician backstage in Portland. Andrew has an uncomfortable interaction at a batting cage in Edmonds, WA. And listeners in Japan taste-test a frozen treat for us.
Luke and Andrew get a bit deep in the middle of the week with their conversations about Rodney Dangerfield, Weird Al Yankovic, and body image issues. Plus, why a Japanese company is apologizing profusely for its ice cream bar.
Luke and Andrew discuss why Luke almost had to change his name to Jerry yesterday. Plus, the star of one of TBTL's most disastrous interviews finds himself in hot water over some inappropriate expense reports. And a Song of Ice and Spoilers returns to throw some shade on Grey Worm and the Mother of Dragons.
Luke joins Andrew at the law offices of Walsh, Walsh and Doormat to discuss modern emojis and their proper use. Plus, Andrew made a big mistake and is hoping the Tens can help. And Luke offers an epilogue on his final hours in rural Texas.
Day two of his Texas adventure finds Luke embracing Lone Star culture with open arms and a slight southern drawl. He and Andrew discuss his latest adventures as well as two bonkers stories from the campaign trail: A recording of Donald Trump pretending to be his own spokesperson, and Hillary Clinton's position on alien life forms.
Luke joins the show as he drives across the Texas panhandle in search of a stage-coach that delivers mail to children. He describes the local scenery as Andrew tracks his movements from afar.
Luke and Andrew discuss what people may or may not be saying about Luke behind his back. Plus, a meditation on the beauty of Ames, Iowa, and whether or not it matters that Facebook editors have been "suppressing" conservative news stories. Plus, Luke and Andrew try an experiment on Andrew's cat.
Luke and Andrew debate the merits of pre-peeled hard boiled eggs, garlic presses, and the word "moist". They also discuss a new study that says we all have fewer friends than we think. Then they anger Game of Thrones fans and non-Game of Thrones fans alike with the latest installment of "A Song of Ice and Spoilers."
Luke and Andrew discuss the rules for calling your parents, why Hitler should have had more facial hair, and when it's time for Luke and Andrew to shave their heads.
Genevieve makes her TBTL debut today, filling-in for a vacationing Luke Burbank. She and Andrew discuss a new study looking at "mixed-attractiveness" couples, a "soccer-net solution" for cats who won't stop crying, and the healing (or non-healing) properties of earwax. Plus, Music for your Weekend!
Jen "Flash" Andrews joins the show to tell everyone to stop pretending they like salad and to offer some advice for your Netflix binging this weekend. Plus, do we need to worry about the fate of our bathtubs?
TBTL friendo (and MSNBC host) Chris Hayes joins the show to help Andrew with his Donald Trump-related nightmares. He also discusses a deal he may or may not make with the devil regarding his Chicago Cubs. Plus, Luke celebrates the music of Rush, and Andrew finds common ground with the Priests of the Temples of Syrinx.
Luke and Andrew realize they are basically characters in the imagination of Fred Armisen. They discuss Hulk Hogan's latest lawsuit against Gawker media, and they explain why they're ignoring listeners' advice regarding exercise. They also break down the latest episode of Game of Thrones in their segment, "A Song of Ice and Spoilers."
Luke and Andrew shake off the Monday grumpies to bring a fun-filled, informative edition of TBTL. They discuss a fascinating story about "The Biggest Loser" contestants that sheds new light on the science of weight loss. Plus, they learn a new song to sing the next time they visit the dump.
Luke and Andrew announce the details of the St. Paul live show on June 11th! (Get your tickets here.) Also, a judge has ruled that Seattle sanitation workers can no longer pick through our trash to make sure we're composting correctly. And a little kid makes a big impact at NPR, causing the network to go dark.
Luke takes a break from digging trenches in his backyard to address a Beyoncé-related backlash. He and Andrew also weigh-in on whether it's okay to hug a dog. And scientists say you can reduce the amount of time you exercise...to one minute a day.
Luke and Andrew join forces with the Read It And Weep podcast and The Flophouse to deconstruct one of Hollywood's most regrettable trilogies: "Look Who's Talking." As part of their first-ever Podcrawl, Luke and Andrew tackle the first sequel, "Look Who's Talking Too." It's...not good.
Luke and Andrew introduce a new segment they call "News of the Huh?" in which one man tries to run across the ocean and another tries to use a monkey as currency. Plus, how chicken fries saved Burger King, and the return of A Song of Ice and Spoilers!
Luke and Andrew continue to struggle with the proper way to answer a very simple question. They share there dilemma. Plus, Beyonce's new project seems to expose some very private, damning information about her relationship with Jay-Z. Is it surprising that he helped her create it?
Luke's enmity with a 12-year old dancer leads to a conversation about the great dance films of the 1980s. Plus, Andrew's run-in with a Bear, and some dazzling, charming details about Prince's final days.
Luke and Andrew try to figure out how to say goodbye to Prince. Their friend Andy also joins the show from Minneapolis to share his once-in-a-lifetime experience at Paisley Park.
Andrew's in love with Comcast, even after a run-in with a suspicious customer service rep. Speaking of suspicions, Luke thinks someone is lying to the New York Times. Plus, everyone's least-favorite hand dryers are blasting nastiness into our faces.
Luke and Andrew disagree over whether or not Luke should have to pay for a cancelled therapist appointment, giving him more material for his next therapist appointment. Plus, a lawsuit gives us a sneak-peek into one of Luke's HGTV shows, and Andrew decides to start lying about made-up appointments.
Luke is in Florida, searching for the true soul of Tampa. He joins Andrew to discuss a surprising update to the story of Johnny Depp's dogs and their encounter with Australia's minister of agriculture.
Luke and Andrew review a list of so-called "dive bars" and lament the true dive bars of old. Plus, someone's been creeping on Luke's house, Andrew's love of the Midwest is growing, and we sample some Music For Your Weekend!
TBTL friendo Phyllis "The Fletch" Fletcher joins the show today to talk Eagle's Club drama, childhood horror stories, and one famous couple's complicated relationship with soup. Plus, an on-air speed-reading experiment and a solution for women joggers who can't find a bathroom.
Luke and Andrew uncover a bunch of Juggalo-related audio that's been sitting on Andrew's hard drive for years. Plus, is TBTL more like a struggling Louis C.K. project or an old car that once had squirrels living in it? Also discussed: Andrew's obsession with Murder, She Wrote and some of PodDog's more controversial grooming habits.
In this first-ever TBTL prequel to yesterday's episode, Luke says something he wishes he could take back. But that's okay - we'll probably edit it out of the show. Plus, he and Andrew zip through an article that says speed reading techniques are, for the most part, bunk.
Luke and Andrew get philosophical while trying to answer a listener question about PodDog. Plus, a celebration of Naked and Afraid's "Blur Man Group", and some controversial musings on the state of podcasts.
Luke "The Chainsaw" Burbank finally earns his nickname, and Andrew decides to be neighborly for the first time in his life. They also discuss rules for walking on the sidewalk and Music For Your Weekend. PLUS! We announce some early details about our Summer show in the Midwest!
Andrew is on top of the world, now that his wayward cat has found his way home. Luke, for his part, has fallen in love with an AM radio. Also, a 9-year-old journalist is getting a lot of hate mail over her hard-hitting reporting. And Luke declares war on a critter.
Luke and Andrew explain how to eat messy burritos while driving. Luke's method involves something like a space-vacuum. Plus, Andrew's theory on how to improve Hollywood films using badminton and hot dogs. And we say goodbye to the amphibious rebel commander who taught us all to be wary of traps.
Luke and Andrew abandon the idea of having any kind of structure today. Instead, they discuss Luke's attempts to impress his new therapist, Andrew's own troubled history in the psychiatrist's chair, and an exploration of the band Slaughter, which performed at the DreamMakers Theater at the Kewadin Casino in Sault Ste. Marie, Michigan on February 24, 2012 along with Stryper and Lynch Mob.
Andrew has an update on his cats Professor Bananas and Theodore Murray, who packed-up their bindles and rand away from home last week. Plus, we hear the unvarnished, vocals-only isolated tracks of performers like Pitbull and The Weeknd. And Luke helps a listener with a home improvement/neighbor-relations issue.
Andrew is having a cat emergency this morning, and he doesn't know what to do. Luke is in Sacramento, where people are trying to get him to drink booze out of animal bones. Plus, New Jersey Governor Chris Christie's latest scandal involves candy that melts in your mouth (not in your hand), and Luke decides his shirt needs a shower.
Luke is in Portland, where street performers are encroaching on his space and teenagers are doing crazy drugs in drop-top VWs. He and Andrew offer an update on the New Jersey house that's being haunted by a real-life "watcher", and Luke's 12-year-old nemesis tries to bury the hatchet.
Luke is thinking about carrying a picture of food around in his pocket, just like one of his golf heroes. Andrew advises against it. Plus, a woman takes on The Establishment in all the wrong ways, then apologizes for it. And we learn a thing or two about New Coke.
Luke and Andrew are mad at the internet today. They discuss yesterday's 24-hour hoax involving a Jon Lovitz and a younger woman. Plus, forget everything you thought you knew about selfie-rat and the three-eyed fish. They also help a listener with her childcare dilemma.
Luke responds to some tough-lovin' fan mail he received over the weekend. He and Andrew also discuss Kraft's sneaky way of changing it's mac & cheese recipe without raising the ire of the nation. And do we give cheers or jeers to Facebook for its emergency "safety checks"?
Luke joins the show from a hotel room in Chicago, where he shares with us the contents of his shame-filled garbage can. He and Andrew also discuss bathroom hand dryers, job interviews gone wrong, and a guy who got arrested for failing to return a VHS copy of "Freddy Got Fingered." Plus, Music For Your Weekend!
Luke and Andrew clearly have animals on the brain today (despite the fact that Andrew heartlessly forgot the name of his childhood pet.) They discuss L.A.'s famous mountain lion, P-22, who is accused of murdering a koala bear. They discuss a pig that stood trial and a man accused of loving a pig too much. They discuss a parrot in a witness protection program. And they discuss Andrew's friendship with a stuffed bear.
Luke and Andrew discuss first kisses, grocery store habits, and how to treat David Sedaris if you run into him in your imagination. Plus, the New York Times may have been duped by a PR scheme, and a listener wants to know how to handle her free coffee situation.
Luke has been researching the feud between Florida shock-jocks Bubba the Love Sponge and Mike “Cowhead” Calta. He and Andrew discuss that history. Plus, an elegantly-designed box has Andrew hoppin' mad, and two brothers go viral when they show up at a maternity ward bearing gifts for someone they do not know. Also, The StuBot calls-in with a ghost story of public radio proportions.
Luke shares his 17-point plan for happiness as it relates to bedding. An appliance in Andrew's new apartment is changing his life forever. Plus, the Internet ruins the name of an amazing floating laboratory, Twitter celebrates the anniversary of the first tweet, and the government is trying to get its hands on the money of a train-stealing folk hero. Also, an introduction to Maureen McGovern.
Luke and Andrew say a tearful farewell to StuBot and St. Paul (the city, not the saint, ya goofs). They piece together the previous night's St. Patrick's Day antics, which took place at the best Polish bar in America. Plus, Hulk Hogan vs Gawker and a crazy story about a boater who saved his own life (in part) by turning his t-shirt into a pair of pants.
Luke, Andrew and The StuBot play the best rap song ever to rise from the streets of Minneapolis, Minnesota. Also, Ted Cruz eats a heck of a lot of soup, and he's really into The Princess Bride. How does that make us feel, as a nation?
Day 3 of the great TBTL Midwest Adventure brings John Moe and the StuBot to the studio. Turns out, Andrew is ticking-off somebody at American Public Media, but we don't know whom. Plus, Donald Trump's butler finally speaks out, and Stu's investigative journalism is finally being recognized nationally.
It's Day 2 of TBTL's great St. Paul road trip, but Luke's failing vocal chords force the team to take some drastic measures. Topics include a fight over a Minneapolis street name, why airships don't get the credit (nor the comeback) they deserve, and a Chicago man arrested for scrambling people's cellphone signals.
Luke and Andrew meet-up in St. Paul, Minnesota, and record their show in the stately studios of American Public Media. They discuss Luke's health, which seems to be failing him at the worst possible moment, and their new-found love of skyways. Plus, Richard Simmons insists that he is not a prisoner in his own home, and we hear a listener's spooky ghost story.
Andrew picks the World's Worst Place to try and record his part of the show, and gets things off to a bad start with his new neighbors. Plus, TBTL says adios to Johnny Football, and The Most Interesting Man on Earth. Plus, OPP: Barking Dog Edition.
Andrew helps Luke cook-up some public radio beef with rival public radio hosts. They also announce the location of next week's St. Paul TBTL meetup. And they discuss a new internet phenomenon that literally almost made Luke vomit last night.
Luke and Andrew drive around Seattle in a Scion XD and discuss jokes, apologies, and Andrew's shoebox full of CDs.
Luke joins Andrew in a temporary studio in the Bay City of Seattle for the first face-to-face TBTL since last year. They debate the merits of a fake new dog device, and they listen to a TBTL commercial produced by listener Jason that may be the best thing since Tonight Pants.
Andrew has arrived safely in Seattle and regales Luke with stories of the road. Plus, an inspiring YouTube video from Latvia has prompted an unsurprising (yet disappointing) internet response. Alternative titles for today's show include: "A Flaming Bag of New York Times", "Pandora's Complaint", and "Birth of a Wooden Podcast."
Podwife (Carey) and Poddog (Rudy) stop by TBTL for a special Friday edition of the show. Featuring a questionable audio setup and lots of questions from the 10's of listeners about Luke and Carey's life.
Luke records the show by himself in Portland after missing an opportunity to get Jen Kirkman on as a guest. He reflects on losing his grind, Kanye's penchant for bit-torrenting, and if "Jerry" is the proper term for German Soldiers during WWII.
It's Andrew's last TBTL from the Koreatown neighborhood of Los Angeles. He and Luke discuss modern civility after Andrew has a run-in with a very angry woman at the grocery store deli counter. Luke, meanwhile, has had it to to HERE with new technology and has a new definition of "Life Lock."
Luke once did stand-up comedy in front of a crowd that intimidated the hell out of him. Somehow, his story reminds Andrew of the time he refused to help carry a casket at a funeral. They also discuss a man who crossed the alps like a goat and why dogs are making tennis a whole lot better in Brazil. Plus, Andrew has a new audio toy that is likely to change the face of TBTL forever.
TBTL's 2016 Oscar analysis mostly focuses on Andrew's weekend of ripping-up old poetry notebooks. He and Luke also discuss Chris Rock's performance and whether or not the broadcast should still include musical numbers. Plus, Everything You Ever Wanted To Know About Leap Day (And Ja Rule), But Were Afraid To Ask.
Andrew is suddenly very stressed out about his big move to Seattle. Luke is also stressed out, but for a much more complicated reason. They discuss their anxieties in great detail. Plus, the long-awaited return of Email Frenzy and Music for your Weekend!
Andrew's Midwest travel plans are getting blocked by a bunch of chickens and turkeys. Luke feels like he's hit the bigtime now that he's a member of AAA. They also discuss the Damn, Daniel phenomenon and the worst online retailer ever.
Luke and Andrew both offer embarrassing stories of rage leading them astray. Plus, why PodDog is in the proverbial doghouse, why millennials don't eat cereal anymore, and some amazing new jingles for the TBTL phone line (206-414-TBTL)
Andrew tried scratch-off lotto tickets for the first time in his life this morning, so Luke offers him a primer in gambling. Plus, a teenager is in big trouble for a pretty harmless prank, and there's some discussion of the Adam Sandler classic, "Airheads."
Luke and Andrew discuss Transparent, The Revenant, and why Luke didn't get any sleep last night. Plus, Harper Lee led a surprisingly interesting quiet life, which leads Luke and Andrew to spend 10 American Pies trying to figure out what a Delmonico Steak is. Plus, we get our first TBTL Listener Line jingle!
Luke and Andrew come up with a hit new TV show called "So I Married An Ax Millionaire." They discuss that, Luke's surprise phone call, and Apple's refusal to help the FBI hack into a phone. Plus, a listener defends "Dazed and Confused", and we hear some "Music For Your Weekend!"
Luke helps Andrew with his future fitness needs and Andrew helps Luke deal with a post-celebratory hang over. They also discuss the stonedest long-distance runner around, and we hear what it sounds like when Luke beatboxes.
Andrew calls up Luke and reaches him in his Portland hotel room, where he's trying to learn how to sew. They discuss the intersection of Betsy Ross and Howell Raines, Luke's run-in with a fake Kardashian, and why Andrew keeps setting shoelaces on fire.
Luke is in Portland with a lot on his mind on the eve of his big LiveWire season opener. He's worried about his outfit, his belly, and his leaking basement back home. He and Andrew discuss these issues. Plus, a new study says Seasonal Affective Disorder isn't really a thing, and a couple of researchers want to get rid of time zones.
Luke just realized that he's working on a holiday, and he's not psyched about it. Meanwhile, Andrew has a new, nifty idea for TBTL that's got him jazzed. They also discuss the invention, rise, and fall of water beds and the new Game of Thrones trailer. Plus, a TBTL roadtrip is announced.
Luke and Andrew are deep into walkie-talkie culture, as evidenced by today's show. They discuss good nicknames for the open road, bike sharing, scooter stories, Kanye West's apparent turn for the worse, and the amazing story of a internet troll who's targeting a friendly internet dog reviewer. Plus, Music for your Weekend!
Luke and Andrew talk shoes, fashion, and other topics that are beyond them, including: How to handle Valentines Day when you hate Valentines Day, the O.J. Simpson trial, Baby Jessica, and why a California congressman was vaping on the floor of the House.
MSNBC's Chris Hayes went viral last night after introducing America to a new, tasty political candidate. He joins the show to explain what happened. Plus, food talk continues with a story of a McDonald's marketing ploy gone bad, and [HOT DOG STORY ALERT] Burger King introduces a new, tubular item to its menu with the help of Snoop Dogg. Also, Andrew tries out a new radio voice that you're going to find very unsettling.
Andrew's big announcement -- delayed by one day -- is finally revealed. Also, Luke tells the story of one of the most fascinating heists in recent years, and listeners explain why they disagree with us about Cam Newton.
Luke and Andrew discuss yesterday's Super Bowl commercials, whether or not it's okay to root against Cam Newton, and how it took a listener five years to finally listen to TBTL. There is also an amazing joke about Jason Bourne that will probably change the face of comedy forever.
Luke and Andrew deliver a true Friday show. Topics include: Standing in line at 7-11, license plate fonts (again), Luke's long-lost half-brother and a grandma he never got to meet, airplane food, Andrew's big Facebook mea culpa, sparkling water vs still water, microwaving fish and broccoli, and why we lost a listener this week. Plus, Music for Your Weekend!
Chris Hayes joins the show from New Hampshire, where primary voting is just days away and Jeb Bush is becoming more likable by the minute. Plus, Luke and Andrew discuss whether or not we should enjoy shows like "Serial" and "Making a Murderer".
Luke is high on life after organizing a bunch of cables in his studio, but he's also angry about a speeding ticket that a robot camera issued him. Andrew, meanwhile, has a new idea for the folks at Uber. He also met a guy who met Susan Sarandon once. And we continue our celebration of Groundhog Day with a rodent mystery.
Andrew has a list of famous groundhogs and he insists on sharing it, whether you like it or not. Luke, meanwhile, has a new reason not to exercise (but that doesn't mean he's going to stop.) Plus, the only tape of the very first Super Bowl has been discovered, but no one is allowed to see it, sell it, or do anything with it.
Luke and Andrew discuss why insane jealousy makes Luke want to be a lawyer and Andrew want to stare at blank walls all day. Plus, a new and improved highway sign font is being rescinded, and the internet is mad at a couple of dudes who want to make money from their web series.
Luke and Andrew discuss PETA's supposed plans to turn the Silence of the Lambs house into an "empathy museum". Plus, Andrew wants a 92-year old neighbor to play cards with, and Luke is going to have to stand in line to say hello to one of his famous co-workers.
Luke and Andrew spend a lot of time trying to come up with words based on official state abbreviations. They also discuss Luke's decision not to steal a joke, Russell Wilson's attempt at written romance, and the difference between being "aloof" and "confident."
The beef between flat-earth enthusiast / mid-level rapper B.O.B. and scientist Neil DeGrasse Tyson just got a little bit hotter. Luke and Andrew review the latest diss track in the feud. Plus, a white actor has been hired to play Michael Jackson in an upcoming movie, and Frank Stallone isn't getting the respect he deserves.
Luke and Andrew discuss the fight between rapper B.O.B., who believes the earth is flat, and scientist Neil Degrasse Tyson, who is not crazy. Plus, Luke examines 7 signs that Andrew might be unlikable. And then there's the humble bragging. Oh, is there a lot of humble bragging in today's show.
Luke is bacheloring it up while his wife is travelling, and in his case, that means looking at pictures of tents while watching football games. Meanwhile, Andrew is taught a new way to eat sausage. They discuss this and also a tweet that has Andie MacDowell coming under fire and a dog who inadvertently ran a half-marathon.
Andrew attended a Dave Chappelle show at a salsa club last night, and he's still in shock over what happened. He and Luke talk about that, and Phyllis "Fletch" Fletcher explains why she's joining the dirtiest, most smoke-filled Eagles club in the country. Plus, what to do about a coworker who won't stop asking you if it's Friday yet.
Luke joins the show from the back of an Uber in Chicago, where he and his driver, Wilson, search for his hotel. Andrew, from his usual perch in Koreatown, has been experimenting with new kinds of food and has an update. Plus: scientists have created a casino for rodents, and an Atlanta couple are being bombarded by people who think they stole their cell phones.
Revelations about a megastar's own private Benihana Restaurant has Luke jealous as hell. Andrew has big plans tomorrow night and he tries to brag about them without bragging. We also play a lot of Gordon Lightfoot and discuss all those ketchup packets that you've been accumulating in your glove box.
Andrew checks-in after being trapped in an "escape room" in downtown L.A. last night. He and Luke also discuss the "honey do lists" and "mancaves" of highly productive extraterrestrials, a Jeopardy! meltdown, and why the Tens say Andrew should like Randy Newman songs.
Andrew has accepted an offer to go on an LA adventure that combines many things that make him extremely uncomfortable. Luke wants to know why. They also discover a website that teaches them how to be funny, and they fight about Billy Joel vs. Randy Newman. Plus, they discuss the end of the Seahawks season in No Point Conversion.
Luke and Andrew discuss the bizarre story of a city official who asked a bus driver to dress up like an old woman for a press conference in front of a senior center. Plus, Phyllis "Fletch" Fletcher joins us to dole out some advice to a listener who finds herself in an awkward situation. And we share some Music For Your Weekend!
Luke corrects the record for Andrew when it comes to one of the most popular films of the 1980s and one of the most popular fast food restaurants of the '80s. There's also a story involving a researcher's notebook and an imaginary pile of poo. And we hear a bunch of songs that sample "Son of a Preacher Man."
Luke has finally gotten his hands on the book that helped him and his family prepare for end times back in the 1980s. Andrew is suffering from a minor malady and also is curious why there haven't been more "Blair Walsh Project" jokes on Twitter. Speaking of Blair Walsh, we hear from a bunch of little kids who are trying to cheer up the ill-fated kicker.
Luke joins the show from a broken down boat with a broken down computer. Andrew is mad at his neighbors and the New York Times. They also discuss Sesame Street's upcoming season on HBO and why the email segment is scaring some listeners.
Luke and Andrew reflect on the passing of David Bowie, Sean Penn's interview with El Chapo, and why Jim Carrey is the new Kanye West. Plus, Stu "The StuBot" Neuman joins us for a very emotional No Point Conversion.
The cosmic sounds of Donovan return to TBTL in this Friday afternoon edition of the show. Luke and Andrew also discuss the origins of the song "Once Bitten, Twice Shy" and why talk radio needs more rock and less talk. Plus, Music For Your Weekend!
Luke and Andrew dig deep into Tom Brady's diet, the price of fame, and why Andrew wants to be Jay-Z and Luke wants to do stand-up in at "The Shakedown" in Bellingham, Washington (the Bay City).
Things get real when Luke describes his solo trip to the movies last night. Andrew admits that he's still chasing the Holden Caulfield dragon at age 39. Plus, Twitter is about to get a lot less Twittery, and a band angers its most ardent fans by reuniting. And the StuBot has a new favorite podcast (and some football analysis.)
Luke is on a new diet that involves fake cheese. Meanwhile, Johnny Manziel allegedly assumed a fake identity and disguise so he could party in Las Vegas. Luke and Andrew also have their first drop-battle. And they delve back into Making a Murderer.
Luke and Andrew are back with big plans for the new year. Some of them are lofty and life-changing goals. Others involve trying to remember the name of John C. Reilly. Also, Luke is finished watching "Making a Murderer", so he and Andrew swap their theories about the murder case it's based on (spoiler alert.) And, in No Point Conversion, it's a great day to be a Seahawks fan. But a Browns fan? Not. Really.
Andrew interrupts Luke's lunch at a Bellevue dumpling restaurant to find out how New Year's Eve went for the Burbank clan. And we listen back to an OG TBTL from 2009 that the Tens of Listeners spent all week hunting down.
Luke and Andrew finally come up with some great Y2K jokes as 2015 draws to a close. Also, some say George R.R. Martin may never write another Song of Ice and Fire book, and George R.R. Lucas is not the biggest fan of the new Star Wars movie.
Luke's brother is on the front lines in a war against Canadian grocery store pirates. Turns out, Andrew once interviewed one of those very pirates. Also, Luke and Andrew are obsessed with the Netflix documentary "Making a Murderer", but they don't spoil anything (so you should listen.) And the TBTL Tens have a new important mission to accomplish.
Luke has a new personal appliance that he tries out during the show. Plus, a newscaster loses consciousness on the air, Andrew has some issues in a Hollywood bathroom, and researchers think they know why you might not poop as much on vacation.
Andrew and Luke return to form with an epic (some might even say "bloated"?) post-Christmas edition of TBTL. Topics include beef bars, electric tea kettles, and why Andrew is afraid of Angie of Angie's List.
Luke and Andrew hop in a time machine and go back to the time they hopped in a car and drove to Arby's.
Luke and Andrew listen back to a very special pizza-based episode of TBTL featuring their friends Sean DeTore, Bill Radke and The Mummy. They also consider upping their sound-effects game.
TBTL's week of food-based micro-casting continues as Andrew, Luke and former TBTL blogger Brent Flyberg sample Luke's first pot of homemade soup. Also, Peyton Manning's latest Nationwide commercial is more of an emotional tone piece.
Luke and Andrew revisit the booze-soaked, burger-loaded days of Spring 2012, when Luke, Libby Denkmann, Rachel Belle and Sean DeTore competed in a cheeseburger-eating competition in the KIRO newsroom.
Luke and Andrew go down memory lane to revisit what is now known as "The Original Hot Dog Story," even though it turns out that it's not really the original hot dog story. But it definitely fits the definition of a hot dog story.
Phyllis "Fletch" Fletcher joins Andrew to talk about a reporter who decided to exact revenge against a rude reader and whether he went to far. Plus, in a TBTL first, we hear from Andrew's dad, who's got a few things to say about TV commercials. And Luke calls in with some words of advice.
Stu "The StuBot" Neuman joins Andrew to discuss wine-loving football men, the finale of Fargo Season 2, and what to wear to fancy cocktail parties. Plus, they play a holiday version of the IMDB Movie Tagline Game.
Luke joins the show from an almost-empty parking garage, where we assume he is half-dressed like a fat mouse. He and Andrew discuss Luke's plan to dance in a Nutcracker production tonight. Other topics include "Hug a Gary Day", why Luke wants to be a raven (it's not the answer you think it is), and how one TBTL contributor's wife avoided an unfortunate stigma related to Vince Neil and Barry Manilow.
TBTL overlord Steve "Dark Side" Nelson joins the show to talk about the Star Wars marathon he arranged for his family. Plus, Luke explains why he has to dress up like a mouse and dance this weekend. And Andrew claims that Luke is a Randian hero when it comes to HR paperwork.
Luke and Andrew pledge never to make a factual error on TBTL ever again, only to make several factual errors during that announcement. Plus, we take a listen to Kim Jong-un's hand-picked pop band. And in No Point Conversion, we discuss the Seahawks' and Browns' victorious weekends
Luke made a shoe-shine mistake on the streets of Chicago, and Andrew is in a fight with his computer. Despite these obstacles , they manage to discuss the new season of Serial, why using a period in text messages is bad, and Music For Your Weekend!
Luke and Andrew are concerned about the disappearance of both desks in hotel rooms and garbage cans in public. Plus, Andrew analyzes his brief return to the Seattle airwaves yesterday. There's also a lot of talk about sitting and buying rollerblades.
Andrew is gearing up for his nervous return to the Seattle airwaves this afternoon. Luke is talking him through it. Plus, many, many Dazzling Details (TM) are released regarding the secret Wu-Tang album and the sleazy pharmaceutical titan who bought it.
Andrew survives an unexpected eye malady that he was sure would blind him. Luke wonders why he's so impressed with famous people. And Rudy wonders if there's any more turkey sandwich left.
Luke helps Andrew with a Christmas tree-related conundrum and details his own current holiday living situation. Plus, Luke's hermano David Burbank joins the show to lay down some SERIOUS Lord of the Rings knowledge as it pertains to a legal case in Turkey. And a bruised Vikings fan named StuBot joins us to talk about this weekend's football match-up against Seattle.
Luke bought some very expensive toenail clippers, and he stands by his decision. He and Andrew discuss that and what you should do if you find hundreds of dollars on the ground. Plus, Music for your Weekend!
Luke is worried about aging as a windstorm rocks Burbank Springs. Andrew's got too much celery in the fridge. Luke thinks he's cracked the "first class" code when flying. Andrew is concerned that Nick Offerman's shtick is getting old. Luke is worried that listeners are going to kill Andrew for saying that.
Today's podcast goes off the rails before it even begins. Having said that, it might be the best show ever. Luke and Andrew discuss a botched attempt to create a community email account, the pickle that Luke is currently trying to eat, Luke's new dream job, and Andrew's advice for smartphone owners. Topics do not include a Panini sandwich Luke was hoping to eat.
Luke and Andrew reflect back on the live 2000th episode they recorded over the weekend. Plus, they set up an email account for everyone -- including you -- to use for their junk email. And, after one of the most humiliating losses in Browns history (think about that for a second), they present the latest installment of No Point Conversion.
TBTL celebrates 2000 episodes with a live show at the Neptune Theater in Seattle, Washington (The Bay City)! Luke, Sean and Andrew look back at 8 years of questionable broadcasting with special guest Jen Andrews and live music by Prom Queen.
(A very, very, very special thank you to Chateau Ste. Michelle for sponsoring the 2000th episode of TBTL!)
Luke and Andrew prep for the live 2000th episode of TBTL by listening back to the 1000th episode of the show. And by wearing tear-away pants.
To celebrate Thanksgiving, Luke sits down with his siblings to talk about Burbank holiday traditions.
Luke and Andrew are simultaneously preparing for their Thanksgiving dinners and the 2000th episode of TBTL. They talk turkey (if you will) and side dishes. And then Luke sees something out his window that will definitely scar him forever.
A new ad campaign in a New York City subway car is making travel uncomfortable for some riders. Luke and Andrew debate whether it should have been pulled. They also review "Fargo" and "The Leftovers" WITHOUT SPOILERS. We promise.
Luke and Andrew examine all their ugly insecurities after run-ins with a rude flight attendant and a slow cashier. Plus, how McDonald's is trying to improve its drive through windows. And No Point Conversion returns with a recap of yesterday's Seahawks triumph.
Luke's voice is completely shot, but he soldiers on and joins us for what may be his final TBTL ever. He, Andrew and The Stu-Bot discuss a new John Malkovich film that we'll never get to see and a new core-building exercise that's sweeping the nation. Plus, Music For Your Weekend! And a big TBTL announcement!
Luke is sick and hung over from NyQuil. Andrew has had too much coffee. Together they tackle Carly Simon's big reveal, whether or not Luke should talk to Jimmy Page, and how Small Wonder led Andrew to be a young runaway.
Luke and Andrew discuss leaky basements, digging holes and building forts. They also investigate a new study that says coffee could extend your life. Plus: Guy Fieri's reaction to Anthony Bourdain's constant insults.
Andrew has some great stories about growing up in a grill-making family, but he also has some sad news regarding his outfit for the 2000th episode of TBTL. Plus, he and Luke discuss a CEO who is hoarding gold and silver in an undisclosed location in Utah, and they review two new Netflix series: Master of None and W/ Bob and David.
Luke and Andrew nurse their wounds after a weekend of bad football and bad decisions. But they learn that TBTL is a mood lifter (at least for them.) Plus, we hear from the angriest man in broadcasting.
Luke and Andrew try to stay relevant to their international audience by talking in great detail about the local public radio stations in Seattle, Washington. Plus, the sad but inspiring story of a man with a dream, a water park, and a piece of chain. Plus, Music For Your Weekend!
Luke and Andrew discuss the fascinating life of a man who steals trains and then returns them. Plus, a new study says it's best not to trust your coworkers, but it's not specific about how that would apply to Luke's high school basketball team.
Luke helps Andrew come up with some good jokes for his painting class tonight. Also, sports and alternative-metal music crossed paths in Yakima, WA, and it wasn't pretty. Andrew explains how he's different from people like Kanye West and Sean DeTore. And Luke likes his new office chair too much.
Luke and Andrew discuss the best way to survive the dark, wet days of a Seattle winter. There is also a lot of talk about ice cream cones, but that's unrelated.
A conversation about President Obama's new Facebook page leads Luke and Andrew into a conversation about true happiness and fulfillment in life and what makes for a perfect pair of "tonight pants."
Special thanks to Sara Reinthaler and Thomas Quackenbush for supporting this episode of TBTL.
Luke and Andrew discuss a huge boon for their former radio partner, Mr. Dave Ross. They also discuss an octogenarian stand-up comedian, a hip-hop political ad, and the "uncomplimentary stew" of Andrew's personality. Plus, Music For Your Weekend!
Huge thanks to Cheryl Axell and Michelle Neves for supporting today's episode!
Luke and Andrew learn that they are "the atonal jazz of podcasting." They discuss Luke's encounters with disgruntled bamboo distributors, Serena Williams' self-proclaimed super heroism, and whether The Godfather is overrated.
Special thanks to Carmen Marshall and Kevin Wilson for supporting today's show!
Luke takes care of some menial home improvement tasks while recording today's show. He and Andrew respond to listeners' reactions to a TBTL policy change. Plus: Seattle's gum wall gets less gummy, and book store lovers are upset about a new book store.
Special thanks to David Hicks and Heidi Kreizinger for supporting today's show!
Luke and Andrew try a bold new experiment on TBTL. It involves clocks. Plus, why the new speaker of the house has to have his office fumigated, Luke's rules for first dates, and why everyone is mad at Twitter today.
Special thanks to Evelyn Saunders and Glenn Rosen for supporting today's show!
On today's show, Luke reviews a 27-year old movie that everyone loves, and Andrew reads a series of the most unfunny tweets anyone's ever tweetered. Plus, what do World Series fireworks have to do with breast cancer awareness? Plenty, apparently. And we talk some Seahawks and Browns in this week's No Point Conversion.
Special thanks to Stephen Koranda and Claire E. and George McFall for supporting today's show!
On this Halloween eve, Luke and Andrew review their Halloween resolutions and swear to follow-through with them this year. Plus, we revisit the scariest TBTL story ever told, compliments of friendo David Boze. And we have a spooktacular edition of Music For Your Weekend!
Special thanks to Sarah Soares and Linday Lewellyn for supporting this frightening episode!
Andrew survived a windstorm that lacked any kind of narrative arc. Luke survived three airplane flights that felt like four. Plus, the origins of the phrase "hand over fist", how to age gracefully, and the tropical cruise Andrew accidentally won.
Special thanks to David Krych and Gail Floyd for supporting today's show!
Welcome to the TBTL Morning Zoo! Luke has an early flight he has to catch, and Andrew is worried he's not allowing enough time to get to the airport. Plus, Andrew has a new favorite magician after another visit to The Magic Castle. And a man in Louisiana has been collecting pennies for almost half a century, but it doesn't seem to be paying off.
Luke is increasingly worried that he might wet the bed at some point. Andrew is worried for him, too. They discuss that, along with hot topics of the day, including Big Mouth Billy Bass, Cypress Hill's second album, and the $7.58 Luke accidentally scammed out of a hardware store this morning.
Special thanks to David Krych and Gail Floyd for supporting today's show!
Andrew is upset about what happened in a Browns bar in Hollywood yesterday, and it's making Luke sick to his stomach. Sort of. Plus, Andy Kaufman and Redd Foxx are going to start touring as holograms, and the New York Times asks if you would kill baby Hitler, if given the chance.
Special thanks to Molly Luetke and Ethan Lowens for supporting today's show!
Luke and Andrew debate whether it's okay to name a children's clinic after a donut chain and whether a bunch of college students were wrong for taking photos of Malia Obama at a party. And Phyllis Fletcher calls in to explain why she's been creeping around our boss' desk in St. Paul.
Special thanks to Joseph Rengstorf and Kathleen Jones for supporting today's show.
The Sporkful's Dan "Doc" Pashman joins us to discuss his new TV pilot and to give us all new nicknames. He also offers Luke "Red" Burbank and Andrew "Tapioca" Walsh some advice regarding TV dinners and bubble tea.
Thanks to Rachel Howard-Till and Erica Sparkenbaugh for supporting this episode of TBTL!
Today's episode finds Luke in the parking lot of a behavior health center. But don't worry, everything is fine. He and Andrew discuss "Back to the Future Day", Andrew's adventures in vaping, and why Mary Steenburgen ("Steenbergen"?) is so wonderful.
Special thanks to Michael Bailie and Gayle Sreibers for supporting today's show!
Luke watched Inherent Vice last night. He and Andrew have very different views of the movie. They are, however, in sync when it comes to the new Star Wars trailer that just dropped yesterday. And they discuss the terrifying and brilliant new recycling mascot in Niagara Falls.
Special thanks to Ayca Erbilgin and Rachel Riley for supporting today's TBTL!
Luke checks-in from the hard-hat area known as Burbank Springs. He and Andrew discuss more Skyjinx sparked by reclining airline seats. Plus, Larry David kills it on Saturday Night Live. And we lick our football wounds with another installment of No Point Conversion.
Special thanks to Debra Giannoni and Joe Santangelo for supporting this episode of TBTL!
Luke joins the show from Burbank Springs, where construction is underway and dust is in the air. Andrew joins the show from a place of shame after inventing "dessert sandwiches." They discuss the biggest blown opportunity in the history of Wheel of Fortune, and Luke reviews the film The Martian. Plus, Music For Your Werbkend!
Special thanks to Patrick Meagher and Christopher Curran for supporting this episode of TBTL!
Luke and Andrew have never seen a rabbit hole they won't jump down, and today's show is a good example. Discussions include: sweat-shorts, hiding things in walls, the increasingly curious history of Luke's new house, grocery store gentrification, a local podcast contest, pool stores and pH levels. There's also some talk of Björk's middle finger.
Special thanks to Laurel Kate Sittig and Justine George for supporting today's show.
Luke and Rudy are relegated to the garage for today's show, but Andrew convinces him to make the most of it. TBTL friendo Chris Hayes of MSNBC calls-in to explain why Luke is wrong about Volkswagen. And comedian Cameron Esposito joins us to talk about her time as a circus ringmaster.
Special thanks to Robert Holland and Lori Magnuson for supporting this episode of TBTL!
Playboy is going to stop featuring nudity in its magazine. Luke and Andrew didn't even know there were pictures of naked ladies in there. Also, Luke wonders if he's a bad person when it comes to his feelings about Volkswagen.
Special thanks to our friends Rob Peacock and Becca Bolden for supporting today's episode!
A scientist in Boston says he hasn't showered in 12 years, thanks to a special spray he invented. Luke and Andrew discuss the implications of that and whether or not they wear too much cologne. Other topics include Ringo Starr songs and what constitutes a "rock block" versus a "two-fer Tuesday". Plus, listeners weigh-in on Alex Trebeck's potential replacement.
Special thanks to Matthew Bailey and Dave Gebala for supporting today's episode of TBTL!
Luke's experience at a Tig Notaro show leads him and Andrew to offer sage advice to stand-up audiences across the land. Also, Luke tries to decipher some of the most incomprehensible voice-over instructions he's received. And we hear some Music For Your Weekend!
Luke and Andrew discuss bumper sticker politics and Andrew's transformation into a human compost pile. Plus, we examine and dismiss the list of things you can supposedly get for free on airplanes, and we open the floor to you: who should replace Alex Trebek on Jeopardy?
Special thanks to Elaine Lucke and Beth & Brent Lindholm for supporting today's show!
Luke is feeling blue, and Andrew tries to cheer him up with conversations about laundry soap, cereal bags, coat hooks, and Randy Quaid. Then Luke and Andrew correct the record on two big oopsies they made during yesterday's show.
Special thanks to Evan Driscoll and J. Scott for supporting today's TBTL!
Luke and Andrew discuss the turmoil surrounding sports sites like FanDuel and DraftKings. Plus, Chrissie Hynde is SUPER rude to NPR. And we discuss victory, heartbreak, and blown calls in this week's edition of No Point Conversion.
Huge thanks to Daniel Sabroe and Jennifer Linnea Strom for supporting today's episode!
Luke and Andrew discuss salads, salad toppings, salad bars, and other salad-related topics. There's also some talk of an app that would let you rate other people. And we discuss the undoing of American Apparel.
Special thanks to Carolyn Froeschl and Michel Hughes for supporting today's episode!
Luke and Andrew make a pledge to be more gracious when people say nice things about them. Then Andrew brags about what an amazing radio host he is. Luke, meanwhile, is fascinated by an unusual lottery that is transforming a Canadian fishing village.
Andrew and special guest host Stu "The Stub-Bot" Neuman discuss Hillary Clinton's breakfast options, a guy named Fart, and a new rule for talking to strangers. Plus, we get to the bottom of a few curious song lyrics from the 1970s (because we are trying to stay relevant to the youth.)
Luke joins the show from beautiful Pittsburgh, where he's attending a public radio conference. However, things are not going as planned. Meanwhile, Andrew is either sick or faking sickness in the Koreatown neighborhood of Los Angeles. Also, listeners weigh-in with their suggested "John Boehner" chyron captions for the Daily Show.
Luke is on his way to the most-talked about public radio event of the year, and he tries to get Andrew to drop everything and crash the party. Plus, they discuss Trevor Noah's Daily Show debut, why Luke doesn't watch John Oliver's show, and the recent round of Genius Grant winners.
Special thanks to April Kent and Chris Pugh for supporting today's show!
On today's TBTL, Luke and Andrew turn to the skies, where the moon is red, Mars has water, and $10,000 worth of weed is falling out of aircraft and crushing doghouses. Also: a recap of yesterday's mixed football action in our weekly No Point Conversion segment.
Special thanks to Michelle Rickman and Mary Donahue for supporting today's TBTL.
Luke "Bannigan" Burbank spots a suspected car thief live during the show! It's very exciting. Plus, he and Andrew discuss moon festivals, the "Happy Birthday" song, and music for your weekend!
Luke and Andrew discuss their 1990s adolescent crushes (hello, there, Ms. Nancy Travis!) and why Andrew's fear of cheese is justified. Also, the man who brought bagels to the masses died recently, and he was more controversial than you might think. Plus, Luke discusses proper nicknames for his new city.
Special thanks to Patricia Middleton and Carrie Powell for supporting today's installment of TBTL!
Luke and Andrew react to the TBTL firestorm that erupted after yesterday's God talk. Plus, the best audio of a couple of fisherman you will ever hear. And why Andrew needs to shut his mouth at baseball games.
Luke finds it odd that noted fabricator Brian Williams gets another shot at journalism today, while a comedian who lied about 9/11 is losing sponsorships. Plus, Producer Andrew lays some crazy fresh Bob Seger jams beneath conversations about the pope and monkey photographers.
Special thanks to Patricia Middleton and Carrie Powell for their TBTL support!
Luke barely survives a weekend without his iPhone, and Andrew finds himself in an awkward Facebook situation (because he's an awful human.) Plus, Luke nervously opens an email from a shirty listener, then he and Andrew dissect yesterday's Seahawk's loss in TBTL's No Point Conversion.
Huge thanks to Laurie Zelnick and Catherine Sigmon for supporting today's episode!
Luke tries to save his waterlogged iPhone on the air. Meanwhile, Andrew is looking for a dark place to hide from the L.A. sunshine. Also, the TBTL follow-up file is brimming with stories, and we explore some Music For Your Weekend!
Comedian Baron Vaughn joins the show today for a fascinating conversation about sex robots and singularity theory. Plus, Luke goes out of his way to embarrass himself in front of a new neighbor, and Andrew learns the true definition of a furry.
(Today's show, in case you can't tell, does include adult themes and language, so be warned before listening with youngsters.)
Huge thanks to Eric Englund and Michel Wendt for supporting today's episode!
Luke and Andrew discuss a comedian caught lying about his 9/11 experience, a flight attendant who uses the intercom too much, and the New York Times' propensity to over-explain sandwiches. They also read some amazing plot synopses from IMDB.
Special thanks to Hillary Fleener and Dorothy Crutcher for supporting today's show!
Luke goes to war against the yellow jackets that are infesting his house. But his homemade bee-keeping outfit did not offer the protection he'd hoped. Plus, Andrew is having trouble telling real life apart from video games. And they discuss the evolutionary imperative for groaning at puns.
Luke is back from Arkansas, where he judged a squirrel meat cooking competition and made some new friends. He and Andrew discuss that and the internet's anger over a woman who likes to pretend it's 1885. Plus, the official 2015 return of No Point Conversion!
Special thanks to Megan Dahl and James Drabick for supporting today's show!
Luke, Phyllis and Andrew are a bit loopy as they wrap up a marathon recording session. They try to define brain mapping, furries, plushies and tenth-anniversary wedding gifts.
Special thanks to Bettina Maki and Emily Castle for supporting today's show!
Luke, Phyllis and Andrew go online to find out who owes them money. Plus, why Luke quit acting and why Andrew is so damned proud of a joke he told 10 months ago.
Special thanks to Levi Fuller and Tarin Anderson for supporting today's show!
Luke, Andrew, and Phyllis "Fletch" Fletcher discuss how to turn a regular episode of TBTL into a "rumpshaker". Plus, Andrew records while legally blind, Luke sings the soundtrack to Ants'hillvania, and they both wonder what their legacies will be.
Special thanks to Olivia Wilcox and Minda Brusse for supporting today's edition of TBTL!
Luke, Andrew and Fletch talk about their histories with video games, Andrew's growing obsession with Minecraft, and the time Luke broke his friend's tooth with a Nintendo controller then lied about it. Plus, what we talk about when we talk about balding.
Special thanks to Brenda Skeel and Megan Van Houten for supporting this episode of TBTL!
Phyllis "Fletch" Fletcher joins the show to take a walk down TBTL memory lane. She, Luke and Andrew discuss one of Luke's most infamous stand-up debacles.
Special thanks to John Goldman and Alanna Jaworski for supporting today's episode!
In this tangent-filled episode, Luke and Andrew discuss breakfast soup, Vietnamese cuisine, tic-tac-toe, modern publishing, Scientology, water fountains, dirty silverware, slip-n-slides, golfer John Daly, and Tony Shalhoub's brother. Plus, Music For Your Weekend!
Special thanks to Mary Strow and Graham Ames for supporting today's show!
Luke and Andrew continue to be obsessed with their own, very different construction projects. They also discuss a judge's decision to throw-out Tom Brady's 4-game suspension and McDonald's decision to serve breakfast all day. Plus, a listener from Australia makes an admirable bid to be TBTL's new host.
Special thanks to Jason McFarland and Jeff McKee for supporting today's show!
Luke goes full-Bob Vila on his new house. Meanwhile, Andrew decides to take up his own building project (in cyber space). Plus, Kanye West is not running for president. Probably.
Special thanks to Pamela Harrington and Megan Kelso for sponsoring today's show!
Andrew returns from Cleveland with stories of rollie-coasters and Happy Meals. Meanwhile, Luke and Carrie are producing their own off-screen reboot of Tom Hanks' "The Money Pit." They might have made a terrible mistake...
Special thanks to Aamir Siddiqui and Ariel Deardorff for sponsoring today's episode!
Andrew checks in from a family trip to Cleveland and wonders why he can't just keep his mouth shut while Luke tries to ride out a huge wind storm and power outage in Bellingham with mixed success.
Also, thanks so much to our show supporters of the day Lauren Masterson and Breigh Roszelle!
TBTL Blogger Emeritus Stu (#hirestu) sits in for Andrew as Luke prepares to watch a Huey Lewis concert from the comfort of an RV, just on the other side of the fence from the paying customers. Plus, Staten Island apparently stinks to high heaven and Derland and Darvin Miller might be the coolest dudes/twins of all time.
Special thanks to Melissa Carr and Nick Kokkonis for supporting today’s episode of TBTL!
Jesse Case Skypes in from his folks' house in Nashville to talk comedy, cancer, and the unexpected upsides of chemotherapy. Check out his podcast over at www.jessevscancer.com
Special thanks to Wayne Falla and Keith Brewster for supporting today’s episode of TBTL!
Andrew's war with phone scammers has escalated. He and Luke discuss that and Burger King's attempt to sell more sandwiches under the auspices of world peace. And we hear a Danish hip-hop song which probably has nothing to do with the Digital Underground.
Special thanks to Robert Garrett and Andy Olson for supporting today's episode of TBTL!
Luke and Andrew discuss foot pain, apple-pears, phone scams, burials at sea, and two men who plan on sailing around the world until they die. Also: When a hoverboard is not a hoverboard, and everything else that's being discussed on Facebook today.
Special thanks to Andrew Tantillo and Chase Wiseman for supporting today's show!
Luke and Andrew discuss hover boards, roller blades, Straight Outta Compton (the movie), network security, the attorney general of Pennsylvania, avoiding the media, tricky football plays, military convoys, Red Dawn, and the value of Luke's TBTL show sheets.
The internet's most infamous joke thief tries to explain his actions, but he's only making people more angry. Luke and Andrew discuss that, plus a Summer Picnic post-mort, an impromptu No Point Conversation, and Music for Your Weekend!
Special thanks to Andrew Tantillo and Chase Wiseman for supporting today's show.
Luke, Andrew and Tens of listeners gather at Chateau Ste. Michelle winery for the annual TBTL Summer Picnic! Phyllis "Phyl Donahue" Fletcher helps field questions from the audience, covering such topics as "danger pants", Luke's '90s haircut, live goats, and a very special proposal. Plus, the 2015 Song of the Summer is revealed!
Special Thanks to Rachael Mcclinton and John Morton for supporting today's show!
It's TBTL on-the-go! Luke and Andrew record today's show from the road, as they drive to the TBTL Summer Picnic at Chateau Ste. Michelle. They discuss childhood road trips, young romance, and an explosive situation Luke found himself in last night.
Special thanks to Angie Gundersson and Charles Holt for supporting today's episode!
Luke and Andrew say goodbye to an unlikely hero of Seattle broadcasting. Plus, did a girls' softball team cheat by not winning? And should kids get trophies for simply participating in sports? And what should we all bring to the TBTL picnic tomorrow? ALL YOUR QUESTIONS ANSWERED.
Special thanks to Jaimie Bever and David Erickson for supporting today's show!
Luke and Andrew discuss the much-maligned Instagram celebrity known as "The Fat Jew." Plus, the real reason it's so difficult to win prizes out of claw machines. And we crown the winner of the "official" song of the summer contest.
Luke helps Andrew with some karaoke-related anxiety, then they scrutinize President Obama's new Spotify playlists. Also, Phyllis Fletcher calls-in to help sort through some emails and offer some Music For Your Weekend!
Luke had a Zen-like experience under a meteor shower last night. He and Andrew discuss that as well as car-sickness, courtroom sketches, and growing up Christian. Plus, the Stu-Bot calls in with a disturbing update.
Special thanks to JarosAaw Sawiuk and Shaughn Bell for supporting today's episode!
A thief broke into Luke's truck last night, and now Luke has a curious new anti-theft policy. He and Andrew discuss that. They also discuss heart attacks, Tinder, reality TV, Big League Chew...and the return of Dream Catchers! (Sorry.)
Special thanks to Steven Gardner and Lou Haney for supporting today's episode!
Luke and Andrew sample some of the worst on-hold music available to mankind. We also talk about candy cigarettes, the death of "LOL", and what to do about a motorcycle-riding, air-conditioner-loving neighbor who won't leave a TBTL listener alone.
Special thanks to Leslie Seaton and Gary Knowlton for supporting today's episode!
Luke goes down a mighty Lenny Kravitz rabbit hole after discovering they've both suffered from the same embarrassing wardrobe malfunction. Andrew offers an off-the-cuff (and frankly dubious) review of the new Dr. Dre record. And we narrow the Song of the Summer down to two final contestants!
Special thanks to Lisa Claus and Phil Newell for supporting today's episode!
Luke is surprisingly impressed with a certain candidate who stole the show in the GOP debate last night. Andrew is worried about democracy. He's also worried about his inclination to be wrong 99.9% of the time. Plus, we get to the bottom of yesterday's mystery voicemail singer.
Special thanks to Leslie Brenman and Michael Kadel for supporting today's show!
Luke and Andrew try to solve a voicemail mystery through the power of song. Other topics include: The Subway Smell, Jon Stewart's victory lap, and Doogie Howser's diploma.
Special thanks to Cat Solen and Kaitlin Woodlief for supporting today’s show!
Jen "Flash" Andrews joins the show to discuss overly-chatty cashiers, workplace thermostats, and an oath she just signed that forbids her from partying with communists.
Special thanks to Kason Escobedo and William Weinberger for supporting today's show!
Luke, Andrew and the Stu-Bot discuss the San Diego chicken at length. Other topics include a confused racist, Frisbee as an Olympic sport, and how we fell for another dang news hoax involving a hitchhiking robot.
A good-hearted social experiment goes wrong when it arrives in the United States. Luke and Andrew discuss the tragic demise of the Canadian "hitchBOT" on a dark Philadelphia street corner. Plus, we announce the Round 2 winners of this year's Song of the Summer contest, and listener Kelly updates us on the parallel "Scrappy-Doo" contest that's happening simultaneously.
Luke records from a very precarious situation on Lake Washington, with rough waves rocking his boat and Blue Angels screaming overhead. Meanwhile, Andrew sits on the corner of Sunset and Vine, earning his nickname "Hollywood Walsh." They discuss lions, boat safety, ear horns and air horns.
It's the final episode of TBTL from Luke's small maritime studio, and things go a bit off the rails. Topics include, Chumbawamba, hip-hop skits, a guy named Newman, and a professional ballplayer who broke down in tears during a game.
MSNBC's Chris Hayes joins the show to defend himself against accusations of Song of the Summer vote tampering. Also, a controversy over a newly discovered Dr. Seuss book has echos of the Atticus Finch uproar. And a major league baseball team is Fetty Wapping the press.
Luke and Andrew swap stories about learning how to play guitar as children. Plus, former NBA star Gilbert Arenas wins big at a carnival...too big.
Luke is embarrassed about the way he signed a text message to his dad. Andrew is excited to announce the Round 1 winners of the Song of the Summer contest. And if you have been stealing jokes on Twitter, watch out!
Stu-Bot joins the show to review a new neighborhood Pizza Hut that fancies itself a sports bar and craft beer house. He and Luke and Andrew also discuss Frank Stallone, Hulk Hogan, and self-plagiarism.
Luke had the time of his life at a Third Eye Blind concert last night. Plus, he and Andrew debate the merits of competitive scrabble and the definition of a shark attack.
Andrew goes berserker over a Song of the Summer backlash, then he and Luke devise a way to improve the contest. Plus: from vacationing to taking walks, science explains why Andrew is such a grump. And Luke learns that his 2008 pizza shop radio broadcast wasn't as bad as he thought.
Andrew gets a taste of the ritzy Hollywood healthcare system while Luke is denied his artificial sweetener of choice. Plus, Corey Feldman may be the real-life GOB Bluth, and the Gawker editorial staff makes an ethical stand over an unethical story.
Luke pulls a "reverse Steve McQueen" (whatever that is) involving Rudy the Dog and a Motel 6, Andrew fights through otolaryngological issues, and TBTL Boss Steven Nelson critiques TBTL's first 100 days in office as part of Infinite Guest. Plus, the TBTL Song of The Summer Contest begins!
Luke and Andrew sample a brand new Donovan song that just dropped yesterday. Plus, Gawker pulls a muckraking story that outs a corporate big wig. And Phyllis joins the show to explain her son's relationship to his new TBTL dolls.
Luke eats solid food for the first time in days, and he's not impressed. Andrew continues his War on Children. And we explore some of some of Alex Trebek's sick rhymes.
Luke discovers a conspiracy-theory radio station that you can listen to over the phone. Andrew discovers a TV news story about his favorite restaurant. And there is much discussion of bawdy t-shirts from the 1990s.
Luke takes a break from sanding his boat and drinking juice to join TBTL from his parents' driveway. Andrew takes a break from complaining about the heat and joins the show from a shady park in Los Angeles. They discuss the revelation that the entire PNW may collapse upon itself. Also, Luke's mom updates us on her Christian cruise capers.
Luke says the New York Times is lying to him on their "frequently asked questions" page. He also says we all need to calm down about Atticus Finch and Happy Meal toys. Meanwhile, Andrew tries to talk a listener off the edge and accidentally kills a beloved cartoonist.
Luke joins the show from the side of the road, somewhere in Montana, with a dying computer battery and a dirty pair of shorts. He updates Andrew on his adventures, and then they discuss what they will do when his battery dies. Which, of course, it does.
"Ask Amy" advice columnist Amy Dickinson recently fell for a prank based on the worst film ever made. She joins the show to explain what happened and to take this week's TBTL quiz. Plus, Luke and Andrew discuss coffee shop time limits and the highest-profile donut scandal since Golden Tate got the munchies.
Luke joins the show from Infinite Guest headquarters in St. Paul, Minnesota. He and Andrew discuss surprise pleats, the science of narcissism, and a story involving Magnum P.I. and a fire hydrant.
Luke joins the show from Madison, Wisconsin, as his road trip across the country continues. He and Andrew discuss Pizza Hut protocols, a man who flew through the sky on a homemade balloon chair, and Luke's conspiracy theory involving a Broadway puppet show.
After a series of misadventures, Luke hits the road in a rented Buick Encore and begins a journey across the United States of America. He checks-in from Kendallville, Indiana, where he may be renting Corky St. Clair's apartment. Plus, he and Andrew announce the details of the 2015 Song of the Summer contest!
Luke is back! He joins us from the Chautauqua Institution in western New York. Andrew offers him advice on how to handle a road trip with Robert Pinsky and how to survive a 4th of July weekend alone. Plus: guacamole controversies, bubble wrap nontroversies, and a debate over polyamory.
Stu "The Stu-Bot" Neuman joins Andrew to talk about the latest bit of brilliance from Stephen Colbert, who took over a cable access talk show in remote Michigan. Plus, the origins of a joke about ping pong balls, an awkward interview with an angry football coach, and a movie trivia game like no other.
Stu "The Stu-Bot" Neuman joins the show today to discuss the correlation between water parks and ill-advised tattoos. Public radio celebrity John Moe stops by to chat about his new podcast all about the cartoon "Adventure Time." Plus, the name of a dog has Stu hopping mad, even though he doesn't want to be angry on Canada Day.
Luke checks in from New York City (NEW YORK CITY?!) to talk about his experience at an adult summer camp he visited recently. Plus, he and Andrew discuss drones falling from the sky and the poopiest race in the world. And they also dissect the latest episode of True Detective, probably for the last time.
Andrew and Phyllis take over the show today to talk about proper employee management techniques and the difference between a muumuu and a housecoat. Plus, TBTL breaks its silence on the Supreme Court's same-sex marriage ruling and why a seemingly unpopular album is topping the charts.
MSNBC's Chris Hayes joins the show to receive the prestigious "TBTL Profiles In Going For It Award." Plus, he and Luke face off against Quizmaster Andrew in a battle over obscure flag knowledge. And Luke's mom Susie explains how she plans to crash a Christian gathering on the high seas.
Luke and Andrew explain a new TBTL experiment they're about to undertake. Plus, one of the world's most famous pop-artists is wanted in Detroit, and Ben Affleck's racist ancestor is causing problems for public broadcasting.
Luke and Andrew talk about a real news story so creepy, it's guaranteed to give you goosebumps (or your money back.)* Plus, doctors are caught saying some pretty cruel things to a patient they are operating on. And Andrew is clearly on the wireless spectrum.
*DISCLAIMER: Goosebump guarantee not valid in Alabama, Alaska, Arizona, Arkansas, California, Colorado, Connecticut, Delaware, Florida, Georgia, Hawaii, Idaho, Illinois, Indiana, Iowa, Kansas, Kentucky, Louisiana, Maine, Maryland, Massachusetts, Michigan, Minnesota, Mississippi, Missouri, Montana, Nebraska, Nevada, New Hampshire, New Jersey, New Mexico, New York, North Carolina, North Dakota, Ohio, Oklahoma, Oregon, Pennsylvania, Rhode Island, South Carolina, South Dakota, Tennessee, Texas, Utah, Vermont, Virginia, Washington, West Virginia, Wisconsin, or Wyoming.
Luke and Andrew provide a helpful guide to eating fast food during road trips. Luke explains why he had to reprimand some young ladies in a Chicago McDonalds. Andrew is diagnosed with "food aggression issues." And Pete Rose is still signing autographs at a small table in Las Vegas.
Luke and Andrew try to invent a word to describe how they feel about Marc Maron's interview with President Obama. Pridejealousy? Plus, we delve into the much-lambasted second season premier of True Detective.
Luke and Andrew wake up bright and early to bring you another Morning Zoo edition of TBTL. Today they tackle the important issues of emotional-support-kangaroos, Brian Williams' apology, and why you should never throw away underwear in a hotel room.
Andrew make a big mistake in one of Hollywood's most revered watering holes. Luke considers joining the Chicago Blackhawks for an evening. Plus, in depth analysis on Kim Kardashian, Brian Williams, and how to be just-lonely-enough in a hotel room by yourself.
Luke and Andrew address the "skip-gate" scandal that has been rocking the TBTL community. Plus, Luke wants to Rachel-Dolezal himself into Steph Curry's family. And we learn that Andrew's dog-o-logical clock is ticking loudly and proudly.
Two of the whitest podcasters around weigh-in on race identity vis-à-vis Rachel Dolezal. Plus, a man whom shall not be named has thrown his toupee into the presidential ring. And Luke and Andrew recap the Game of Thrones finale with the latest installment of A Song of Ice and Spoilers.
Our friend Aaron Roden of the Air-Raid podcast joins the show today to play a few rounds of Internet Family Feud. Plus, he and Luke and Andrew discuss their successful and unsuccessful attempts at cheating in high school. Also, eggs are weird.
Luke has a very strange encounter at a remote gas station. He and Andrew discuss that and the story of an NAACP chapter president who's apparently been lying about her race. And we say goodbye to one of Luke's favorite wrestlers.
Luke finds himself near the Canadian Border, while Andrew finds himself near the Elation Border over his jigsaw puzzle progress. Plus, Nobel Laureates Say The Darndest Things and the listeners weigh on Luke's Marco Rubio comments, and mis-use of "schvartz".
Some of the latest details about the New York prison break are downright bonkers. Luke and Andrew discuss that, and they debate whether or not the New York Times is being unfair to one of the GOP presidential candidates. And listeners weigh-in on yesterday's pork talk.
A news story about pigs has Luke questioning his pork consumption, and Andrew thinks he wants to go to Disneyland for some reason. Plus, Jerry Seinfeld says colleges aren't comedian-friendly, and a Khaleesi named Daenerys goes on a dragon ride. (One of those topics is related to Game of Thrones, btw.)
Luke and Andrew discuss this weekend's big prison break in New York State, Stephen Colbert's new podcast, and the TBTL dress code (pants are preferred.)
Luke, Andrew and Phyllis flap their yaps about a new invention that helps you drink water, canned crowd noise at graduation ceremonies, and what Flavor Flav's Linked-In profile might look like.
Angry customers are suing a restaurant and its waiter for spitting in their drink. Luke and Andrew discuss that. Plus, Luke takes his tape recorder out to the launch of the Race to Alaska competition in Port Townsend. And our friend, comedian Andy Haynes, drops by with some dating advice.
Andrew and the Stu-Bot take over TBTL today to discuss one of the most spectacular displays of anger on a baseball diamond that we've seen in a long time. Plus, Tom Petty rejoins his old, old band from the 1970s. And Stu-Bot will answers all of your ridiculous questions about his personal life and fighting ability.
Luke and Andrew discuss a high school student who decided to ask a girl to prom in the best or worst way possible. They also agree that Nora Dunn is real and that Andy Richter should follow Luke on Twitter. Plus, an epic installment of our Game of Thrones segment, "A Song of Ice and Spoilers."
Luke surprises Andrew with a story about potential fisticuffs over Andrew's honor. Then they discuss exploding buildings, an ill-fated romantic comedy, Brian Williams' future, and a very confused FIFA official.
Luke, Andrew and Phyllis meet up at a Seattle cafe to recap last night's big TBTL Mariner's event. They also discuss gritty tourist destinations, Luke's online behavior, and questionable piercing decisions. We also learn that Phyllis is "half tattoo on her mom's side."
Luke and Andrew drive around Seattle before tonight's big Mariner's game. Luke takes us to the location of the now-infamous "crying tree" that he planted years ago. And he explains why he should never, ever, ever be allowed to babysit or own a scooter.
Luke and Andrew are fascinated with a recent interview with Art Garfunkel, who seems to be turning more bitter by the minute. Plus, they examine their feelings about the destruction of an iconic TBTL hangout.
Luke and Andrew discuss the pope's TV watching habits and find themselves in a name-that-TV-tune situation. They also review an official American Pie time conversion table and review this week's Game of Thrones episode.
Luke and Andrew discuss tonight pants, tonight shirts, and proper attire for greeting your significant other at the end of the day. Plus, Luke travels to L.A. to interview the owner of his favorite bar.
Luke, Andrew and Carey take the Myers-Briggs test to learn more about their personalities. Phyllis calls-in to back-up Andrew on a very contentious issue. Also discussed: new drivers ed rules, overpriced hot dogs, and bad customer service.
Luke and Andrew dissect David Letterman's final broadcast and also discuss a naked man at an airport.
Luke begins the show by exorcising Andrew's demons the old fashioned way. Plus: Jay-Z has angered a famous artist, Radio Shack has angered the FTC, and the NFL has angered Luke with a rule change.
Luke asks Andrew to fill him in on what he's been missing since Luke shut-down his Facebook account. This leads to a discussion of birthdays, trigger warnings, and Luke's ongoing beef with Peter Sagal. Plus, a new Boy Scouts policy has Luke perturbed. And we wrap up with a graphic edition of A Song of Ice and Spoilers.
It was a big weekend for television. Luke and Andrew discuss Louis CK's provocative SNL monologue and the news media's coverage of it. Plus, Mad Men wrapped up its final season. Andrew tries (and fails) to stay positive in his review.
If Luke were born today, his name would be Javier. If Andrew were born today, his name would be Luke. But one thing is for sure: Luke rejects the nickname "Bathroom Burbank." He and Andrew wrap up the TBTL-a-Thon with a conversation about that, aging rock bands, and True Detective Season 2.
It's day 4 of the TBTL-a-Thon! Luke joins the show from Chicago, where he set up a temporary podcasting studio in a hotel bathroom. He and Andrew discuss big news regarding The Simpsons and the fate of Johnny Depp's dogs. And we finally hear the voice of Infinite Guest blogger, Stu-Bot.
Luke and Andrew break out their slide whistles, air horns and 5:20 Funnies for a special morning Zoo Crew edition of TBTL. Plus, Adam Sandler says goodbye to David Letterman, and scientists may have found a new way to kill earworms. Also, our boss stops by with an update on the TBTL-a-Thon and the future of our employment.
Luke's mom joins the show with some advice on how to get people to donate during the TBTL-a-thon. Plus, Andrew discusses the possibility of a pig entering his life, and we offer the latest edition of A Song of Ice and Spoilers.
It's day one of the TBTL-a-Thon! In an attempt to encourage you to support the show, Luke and Andrew deliver stories of airline chicanery, a Columbo-esque murder plot, and Alec Baldwin's pronunciation of "quinoa." Plus, the best public radio fund raiser in all the land calls-in to offer us some advice.
Luke and Andrew discuss one family's dubious method of tooth extraction and compare it to their own. Plus, we solve a listener's dilemma over her newly-infamous neighbor. And Luke spends his special day in birthday anonymity then drinks dirty water through a high-tech straw.
Luke is on the road, reporting a story for a major TV news network. He joins Andrew from San Francisco to discuss his travels, deflate gate and the creepiest McDonald's marketing campaign ever.
Andrew is learning how to tie his shoes while Luke also patiently teaches him how to talk gooder. Plus, the boys deal with a sudden onslaught of fake Twitter followers, and the World's Best Bartender reaches out to the show.
Luke is back from Vegas, where he found himself involved in two different auto accidents (Don't worry! He's fine!) Plus, he and Andrew debunk a disgusting "news" story about beards. And they delve into this week's episode of Game of Thrones in a segment we call, "A Game of Ice and Spoilers."
Andrew and guest-host Phyllis Fletcher talk about this weekend's big fight in Vegas. Plus, we revisit the epic schoolyard fist fights of our childhood and Phyllis explains to Andrew what a slam book is.
According to a new website, Luke and Andrew are aging much quicker than they thought...which also may affect their relationship with music, according to new research. Plus, Luke gears up for what may be the most crazy Vegas weekend in the history of Vegas weekends.
Luke has a new hero. His name is Carl, and he punched a bear. And if you don't believe Carl, you can ask his friend, John. ALSO! Luke and Andrew help solve a listener's personal problem, and a teenage witch enters Andrew's life.
Andrew tells Luke about Mr. Worldwide's unlikely newest fan. We listen to the quietest game in Major League Baseball history, as the Orioles and the White Sox play in a completely empty stadium. A Bud Light ad campaign is accused of contributing to rape culture. And Luke says goodbye to Facebook forever.
Luke calls his wife, Carey, and asks her if he's too fat. She is taken aback. Plus, Luke and Andrew discuss the flip flop controversy they ignited on yesterday's show, and they dissect this week's Game of Thrones episode in their regular Tuesday segment, A Song of Ice and Spoilers.
Today we learn: 1) That Luke and Andrew are bad at asking questions, 2) How to be a jukebox hero, and 3) You never, under any circumstances, want to see Andrew's feet. Luke and Andrew also discuss Bruce Jenner's ABC interview and Brad Pitt's unfortunate accident over the weekend.
Luke spends a lot of time yelling at clouds today. He and Andrew talk about why modern teen idols aren't doing it right. Plus, they dip into a raging debate over how and whether people should clean their ears. And Phyllis stops by to share some morning zoo memories.
Luke and Andrew kick off the show with a healthy portion of lunch shame. Then they dissect Robert Downey Jr.'s decision to end a TV interview abruptly. And we hear what may be the worst 2 minutes and 39 seconds of radio ever broadcast.
We take our obsession with magician El Ropo to a new level by getting him on the phone and asking if we're creeping him out. Plus, DIY car repair is going the way of the dodo, and Luke and Andrew are no help.
Andrew finally gets his record player in the mail, which means he can subject all the listeners to his favorite 30 year-old Cleveland Morning Radio Bits. Plus, TBTL debuts its new Tuesday Game of Thrones recap: "A Song of Ice and Spoilers".
Luke and Andrew are blown away by a TBTL cartoon created by listener Erik. Plus, they get into a fight over Conan O'Brien's online behavior and Luke explains the origins of his boat.
Luke, Andrew and Camaro Kev hit the high seas (aka Lake Washington). They record their adventures breaking into (and out of) marinas and their encounters with savage tapas.
Luke and Andrew record from the bleachers of an empty Safeco Field, home of the Seattle Mariners. They discuss knuckle-cracking, sleepovers, and why the heck they're sleeping on a boat tonight. Also, Luke met the most interesting man in the world (pictured below.)
Luke and Andrew realize that gyrocopters are a real thing when one lands on the U.S. Capitol lawn. Now Luke wants one. Plus, Andrew learns that he shares an accountant with a truly scary celebrity. And Luke explains why he has 1.3 years to achieve all of his life goals.
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Luke is obsessed with a Los Angeles cougar, and it's not a lady of a certain age. Or is it? Plus, he and Andrew dole out some lunch advice and dissect a new video that supposedly shows Dennis Quaid losing his cool.
TBTL friendo Dan Pashman of The Sporkful stops by to talk about bullies, donut shops and a man who went to great lengths to cheat at chess. Plus, we announce a special TBTL event and Luke and Andrew geek-out on last night's Game of Throne's premier.
Luke deals with the massive internet outage that hit Seattle today. He joins Andrew from a sweltering car in Capitol Hill to talk about the proper way to quit Facebook and one man's fashion nightmare come true.
Luke and Andrew discuss an unfortunate tribute to Lucille Ball that is causing trouble in Celoron, New York. Also, Andrew tries to come to grips with a new reality, and Luke offers advice to a potential Port Townsender.
Luke and Andrew debate the comedic brilliance of the Dukes of Hazzard and whether "The Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt" contributed to the suicide of someone it parodied. Plus, Andrew is mean to children again, and Luke wants to get his hands on a weck sandwich.
Luke and Andrew explain why grown men were wetting their pants at Wrigley Field yesterday and why airport food has gotten better and -- thus -- worse. Plus, how the singular Michael Keaton made Saturday Night Live must-see TV this weekend and whether Twin Peaks has a future without David Lynch.
Luke, Andrew and Phyllis discuss the very first time liquor touched their lips. Plus, a Price Is Right mess-up only fuels Andrew's game show passions.
Luke gives Andrew advice with some issues he's having with his landlord. Plus, scientists discover the time of day when we're all the most chillaxed, and Luke give's Jay-Z's new music service a spin.
Luke and Andrew preside over Dream Court, discuss Amazon's new push-button technology, and explain why they believe they're becoming worse human beings overall. Also, Luke hears the siren call of one of the most remote places on earth.
Luke deals with an uncomfortable moment at Subway. Plus, he and Andrew discuss the controversy over old tweets by the new Daily Show host. And they address one listener's karaoke-related concerns.
Luke and Andrew explore the sultry sounds of 1980s saxamaphones. They also meet a heckler who has no apologies to give. And they discuss the announcement of the Daily Show's next host, Trevor Noah.
Andrew and Luke discuss a confrontation between a frustrated cyclist and a driver who parked her car in the bike lane. Plus, TBTL friend Phyllis calls-in to share her solution to The Wet Wipe Problem. And Andrew gets his slide-whistle back.
Sewer week (apparently) continues on TBTL. MSNBC's Chris Hayes calls-in to talk about his recent adventure in the bowels of New York City. Plus, one of the world's richest people survives mostly on junk food and soda. And our boss gets his own theme song.
Writer and comedian Alex Falcone joins us today to discuss whether men should be allowed to wear shorts in public (Fran Lebowitz says definitely not.) Other topics include lottery fantasies, Facebook creepery, and poop diamonds.
Luke and Andrew dig into some timely political stories, like Reaganomics and the Gary Hart scandal. Plus, why restaurants need to stop obsessing over the shape of their foods and how we're all literally flushing gold down the toilet.
Luke and Andrew discuss the big wedding that wasn't, why Will Ferrell says fraternities have run their course, and whether we should reward 8-year-old actresses with bouquets of flowers.
Luke and Andrew try to make sense of their newfound (and likely short-lived) iTunes success, New Hampshire's Kid Krushing Legislative Process, and the new Netflix show "Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt".
Luke and Andrew discuss Sinead O'Connor's decision to retire her most famous song. Plus, Andrew regrets accusing a friend of being sexist, and Luke remembers being chased around his pastor's office by his ruler-wielding mother.
Christy Wise joins us to discuss her new podcast that's all about this podcast. It's called The Little Red Bandwagon. And Luke and Andrew discuss Starbucks' attempt to fight racism and the proper way to ask for more napkins at Subway.
Luke remembers that he's scheduled to give a speech just 20 minutes before he takes the stage. Andrew employs something he calls "hot dog theology." Then they open the phones and take questions from the Tens of listeners.
Kristen Schaal joins us to talk about her new TV show, The Last Man on Earth. Plus, Luke and Andrew dissect the Robert Durst case and the HBO series that helped blow it open. And Luke explains why he did some breaking-and-entering over the weekend.
Luke joins us from a broken-down boat and tries to avoid the now-hackneyed phrase "I'm on a boat!" He and Andrew discuss why (according to the New York Times) kids won't wear jeans these days and why Kathy Griffin quit her plum TV job.
Luke and Andrew fire up the ol' One-and-a-Half Men mobile to discuss the line between persistence and harassment when it comes to romance. Also, some museums are starting to ban "selfie sticks." Good or bad idea?
Andrew and Luke weigh in on the "Blurred Lines" lawsuit and apply it to their own lives. They also try to untangle their feelings about El Ropo, performance anxiety, and the art of the two-minute promo.
Luke thinks his neighbor is building a janky, passive-aggressive fence. Andrew thinks it may be a dream catcher. We also talk about Apple watches, the difference between tiny houses and trailers, and a Christian song computer named Colby.
Andrew visits the Magic Castle in LA and sees all the scarf-magic he can handle, Luke wonders why we don't just "Spring ahead" three hours and have really long days, and TBTL's new boss stops by to critique the highs and lows of Week #1 on the Infinite Guest Network.
Luke and Andrew have a new hero, a dude named "Traffic Jam Jimmy" who would never feel a deeps sense of shame over the Cindy Crawford poster he had in his room as kid the way Andrew does. Also, Hall & Oates sues Haulin' Oats, and there's more Benihana Drama than you could have ever imagined.
Luke and Andrew review the new TV show Last Man on Earth, discuss crate training for sidekicks, and weigh-in on a schism in the Wu-Tang community.
Luke and Andrew's dreams of climbing Mt. Everest are dashed against the rocks of Bathroom Facility Reality. Plus, are all the "LOL's" and "!!!" making us worse communicators?
Luke and Andrew discuss stoned rabbits, bad parenting moves, and Ziggy the cartoon's possible libertarian roots.
Luke and Andrew celebrate their new relationship with the Infinite Guest network in traditional TBTL fashion -- by over-explaining their anxieties and getting distracted by Rudy the Dog's barking.
Today on TBTL, Luke and Andrew learn some surprising things about Leonard Nimoy, and then (like the rest of America) they discuss the color of a dress and llamas on the loose.
Plus, a woman in Washington says she was able to close an unsightly gap between her two front teeth using nothing but some store-bought rubber bands. Dentists are warning people against do-it-yourself orthodontia, but Luke -- who suffers from a gap-tooth grin himself -- is tempted to take matters into his own hands.
In today's screencap of the TBTL Skype session, Luke shows off his diastema:
Luke and Andrew discuss the disturbing world of talking M&M's, whether we should embrace edible coffee cups, and how to make public radio weirder.
Luke and Andrew start using Skype to look at each other during the show, with mixed results. Plus, the guys try to define what "Too On The Nose" actually means, using audio examples.
Luke and Andrew say goodbye to "Parks and Recreation" and discuss the bold new logo for the Cleveland Browns. Also, Luke's new candle business is DEFINITELY not a pyramid scheme.
Luke and Andrew dissect last night's Oscars broadcast and probably court their own controversy in the process. Also, there's some talk of chickens.
Luke and Andrew discuss Joe Biden's problem with touching people, and end up roll-playing an HR conversation that might be the best or worst thing to ever happen on TBTL.
Luke and Andrew discuss an upcoming Mars mission, body image issues, and the miracle of life.
Luke and Andrew discuss SNL, underage drinking, and the Luke's plan to spend his last days on earth with Bill Murray.
Luke and Andrew work the President's Day Holiday and end up discussing "50 Shades of Grey", Fake Blind Twins in New Jersey, and Popeye's Fried Chicken.
Luke and Andrew mourn David Carr, celebrate Ruth Bader Ginsburg, and come clean about Sleater-Kinney.
Luke and Andrew try to decide if being gay, vegan, female, or atheist are bigger impediments to becoming President, and offend just about everyone in the process.
Luke prepares to strike it rich in the Powerball drawing and Andrew wonders if he'll end up solo hosting TBTL.
Jon Stewart steps down, Bryan Williams is suspended, and Andrew shares the story of the childhood pet he hated, a bird named "Oops".
Luke and Andrew discuss Kanye's Grammy Antics, Adnan Syed's appeal, and Iggy Azaela's poor pizza choices.
Luke and Andrew discuss the latest claims of "truthiness" leveled against NBC anchor Brian Williams. And they discuss why kangaroos love Liam Neeson films so much.
Luke and Andrew mourn the loss of RadioShack, Coca-Cola's attempts to spread love online, and the career of Yakov Smirnoff.
Luke and Andrew start talking about secret "backmasked" lyrics and have to call in a certified Def Leppard expert, their buddy Camaro Kev.
Luke and Andrew are worried about Randy Quaid, who just returned to the internet with a very disturbing video. Plus, Coke tries to improve milk and Harper Lee has a new book coming out.
Luke and Andrew record a special edition of TBTL before, during and after the Super Bowl. Then they check-in for the saddest Monday morning quarterbacking in podcast history.
Totally exhausted on a Friday, Luke and Andrew record a rambling show that deals with The Flintstones, New Orleans, Luke's habit of crying at things, Jefferson Airplane, Jefferson Starship, Vince Vaughn, and football.
Andrew hips Luke, and the listeners to some wildly inappropriate rap music he's been working out to, and a new TBTL segment is born: "Name That Tune".
Luke and Andrew waste time playing a kid's game called "Queen Anne" and find out even more beloved songs that were totally ripped off from older artists.
Luke deals with the unpleasant side of dog ownership and Andrew reveals a secret love for Tom Petty.
Luke and Andrew have Snow Envy, and Luke recounts a story of truly insane behavior after being told to "get off his phone" by another driver.
Luke and Andrew discuss the demise of SkyMall, the forbidden allure of hotel minibars, and whether Patriot footballs are half-filled or half-empty.
Luke and Andrew discuss the possible end of the world, King Tut's beard, and overrated songs by the band "Heart."
Luke and Andrew call Mike Pesca at the gym to find out if "DeflateGate" is really something we should care about. Meanwhile, Andrew doesn't seem to care about his smoking habit and Luke is a bad influence.
Luke and Andrew review Larry Wilmore's new late night show, Billy Crystals' comments about gays on TV, and man's greatest invention: pizza.
Luke and Andrew try to wrap their minds around what the heck happened Sunday afternoon in the NFL and how they managed to get so dang drunk in the process.
Luke and Andrew wonder if "James Taylor Diplomacy" is all it's cracked up to be. And they gear up for the big Seahawks playoff game in a special episode of TBTL No Point Conversion.
Luke's in Chicago, and Andrew is parked illegally in Los Angeles. They talk about eating sandwiches on the sides of mountains and whether a controversial TV show is really controversial.
Luke and Andrew discuss Chicago's focus on wintertime pet safety. Plus: glitter mail bombs, Rick Springfield's butt in court, and the dreamiest Tweets.
Luke and Andrew debate the usefulness of dream analysis, trigger warnings, and Charlie Hebdo as a comedic magazine.
Luke and Andrew talk film, fat, and if it's okay to start calling Bill Cosby a rapist in public. Oh, and The Mummy goes on a gallant mission to recapture a stolen cell phone in his latest Mummy Diary.
Luke and Andrew get a rude awakening when they check their Body Mass Index live on the air. Plus, the return of the TBTL No Point Conversion.
Don Lemon asks an impolite question on CNN and Luke has his own experience with jumping to a conclusion involving a Space Needle photo op late at night.
Luke and Andrew discuss the the meteorological flatulence that visited Seattle last night. Plus, why we all need to make fewer decisions in life.
Andrew learns the art of body shots, Luke learns about recumbent bicycling, and the Weasel Enthusiasts of California speak out.
Luke and Andrew make their triumphant return and discuss Luke's Casino Christmas Lesson and Andrew's Impending Death.
Luke, Sean, Andrew and Camaro Kev reveal the meaning of life using Ramen noodles, Nintendo codes and the City Slickers script.
Luke, Sean, Andrew and Camaro Kev discuss New Year's resolutions, Sammy Hagar, and what they might have done last night, maybe. Then Jen Flash Andrews joins us to speculate about Kim Jong Un.
Luke, Sean, Andrew and Camaro Kev discuss their New Year's Eve plans, and unfortunately, Sean's doesn't make it past the censors. Plus, when was the last time you felt suave? The guys talk about their suavest moments in life.
Luke, Andrew, Sean and Camaro Kev discuss road rage, ruining people's surprise parties, and other general dombassery they've committed. Then Carey joins the conversation to explain why she married a dombass.
Luke, Andrew, Sean and Camaro Kev discuss the worst things they do and say on the radio. Then Luke remixes Andrew's strange, marsupial sound.
Luke, Andrew, Sean & Camaro Kev discuss hair care, and on this day of Xmas gift returns debate if it was okay that Luke should returned his "lightly used" Halloween costume.
Luke, Andrew, Sean & Camaro Kev talk about their best Xmas presents ever, which for Sean, involved a magical 1980's robot called "Verbot". On an unrelated note, the crew figures out some deep stuff about the guy in those Vern Fonk Insurance ads.
**Warning This Show Discusses the Fact That Santa Is Made Up** Luke, Andrew, Sean & Camaro Kev talk about Santa, and Luke decides to get dark. Very dark.
Luke, Andrew, Sean & Camaro Kev discuss their most satisfying experiences quitting various jobs.
Luke, Andrew, Sean & Camaro Kev discuss their love of coffee and energy drinks. Meanwhile, Luke is shocked to learn he's the only one of the group who knows how to change his own oil.
President Obama slams Sony, Stephen Colbert says goodbye, and Luke ends a holiday tradition.
Luke and Andrew discuss the final episode of Serial and whether or not the terrorists have truly won.
No topic too big, no topic too small: Luke and Andrew discuss international relations, terrorism, North Korea and Cuba. Plus, they get ready to say goodbye to Serial and The Colbert Report. #YOBO
TBTL Pal Bean Baxter wedges his way into Andrew's Scion (aka, KCRW Studios SE) and tells of how he ended up falling off the stage during the KROQ Xmas concert. Plus, Luke gets into it with the kid of one of the Seahawk's coaches, and Andrew regrets being internet mean to Howie Mandel.
Luke and Andrew discuss Ugly Sweaters, Xmas Miracles, and boxes of bulls*** that people for some reason can't purchase fast enough.
Luke and Andrew discuss the ethics of discussing the the Sony Pictures hack and why they both want to be in business with Paul Reiser.
Luke and Andrew discuss a Best Buy tweet about "Serial" that has the internet angry and whether an Oklahoma court should rule over a high school football play.
Luke and Andrew discuss a brand of underwear that is being banned by U.S. regulators and whether their own blogger is trolling them.
Andrew's Twitter Troll responds, Luke struggles to catch up to modern technology, and this show gets an inappropriate title you'll only get if you listen to the whole thing. Which we don't recommend.
Luke says something dumb at a holiday party and jinxes himself while Andrew has to confront the fact that he may be a "furry".
Luke and Dan chat about saving Seattle's Hurricane Cafe, Tacos, and Luke's failure to return emails.
Luke cracks the case of the Post Office Pooper and makes up a Bible story, while Andrew discovers the World's Weirdest Website.
Luke gets freaked out by a pair of feet in the office bathroom and Andrew remembers his days of reading books and eating pizza, and by "days" he means, yesterday.
Luke and Andrew discuss updates in the Real Life case related to the show "Serial" and the time Luke ruined radio in Seattle for one night.
Luke's mom invents the catchiest song of 2014, former blogger Toni stops by to talk about her new book project, and Rudy yelps in the background because LUKE IS TRYING TO DO IT ALL.
Luke and Andrew share Thanksgiving Day stories and alienate any and all Star Wars fans with a discussion of the new trailer for "The Force Awakens".
Luke, his daughter, and his two brothers invite the listeners into the odd world of Burbank Thanksgiving Traditions.
Luke and Andrew learn they have very different ways of celebrating Thanksgiving, and wonder what the proper response is to the news that the lead singer of Creed has gone broke.
Luke and Andrew analyze the most popular thanksgiving cuisines around the country mostly so they don't have to discuss Ferguson anymore. Also, Rudy eats the shit out of a TBTL frisbee. AGAIN.
Luke and Andrew both have reasons to feel bad about Friday's show, and in Classic TBTL Style, use Monday's show to air their apologies.
Luke gets ready for his weekend of Glow-stick Microwaving while Andrew finds the larger familial meaning in the youtube tape. Also: F**** The Fade Route.
Andrew misses a golden opportunity to achieve radio stardom which has Luke relating a dark childhood allegory that he probably made up.
Luke wishes he would have never joined the ranks of drunken Santas and Andrew is diagnosed with something called "Sidekick Syndrome".
Luke and Andrew enter a House of Games and end up reverse-prank-calling a long distance salesman who dials up the studio during the show. The results are medium minus at best.
Luke and Andrew start off talking about the early failure of Google Glass and end up discussing whether or not Luke is happy in his life in a Small Maritime Village.
TBTL bids goodbye to the author of Choose Your Own Adventure, in a manner he likely wouldn't have chosen.
Luke and Andrew check in on Al Roker in the midst of his hilarious, error-filled Weathercast marathon, and realize, he's still doing a better job than TBTL.
Luke and Carey open the phones and surprise the listeners by answering them. Plus, questionable science talk about the comet landing and even questionabler talk about if Italian is an ethnicity.
Luke and Andrew bask in the afterglow of their "Cereal" show and read Ira Glass's brief response, then set about presenting a typical TBTL filled with errors and long long digressions.
Luke starts off in the back of a taxi cab in Portland. Then he goes into a hotel room to iron a tuxedo. Meanwhile, Andrew is in his car in L.A., fighting with other drivers.
Luke and Andrew read poetry on air, compare pee stories, and play offensive rap music. So yeah, your basic Thursday on TBTL.
Luke sifts through some of the listener responses to his Tuesday comments & Andrew takes an audio journey to Compton.
Luke and Andrew both fail to vote, but have very different reactions to their decision. Also, Andrew gets seriously cat-rolled.
Luke and Andrew ponder the legacy of public radio's weirdest automotive show, and make a pretty weird podcast in the process.
Luke and Andrew celebrate Halloween, Arbor Day, and Administrative Assistants' Day all in one tidy podcast. Then they work on a name for the Friday sport talk show.
A shirtless Luke Burbank checks-in from Chicago, where he can see into people's apartment windows. Nothing weird about that. Then he and Andrew discuss Pee-Wee Herman's return to the big screen.
Luke is about to board a plane, but he's very nervous about where he parked his car for the next five days. Plus, Andrew reports on his latest hot dog experience and they discuss a future with windowless airplanes.
Luke and Andrew discuss McDonald's new slogan, and the best and worst fast food. Plus, Kim Jong Un's disappearance is explained, and it's a major let down.
Luke explains his Basic Approach To Life's Rules, and is anything but surprised to hear about allegations against a CBC radio star.
Luke gets a series of angry notes on his car for how it's parked and Andrew tries to talk himself into going to the gym after the show.
Andrew has a new sleeping App on his phone he is excited about, Luke thinks people sleep better in a bed by themselves, and the listeners weigh in on the topic of Rene Zellweger's face.
Luke and Andrew discuss the problems of listener Allie, and her roommate who thinks Alley's yakking in the sink because of an eating disorder.
Luke is suspected of trying to steal a bike, Slate's Dahlia Lithwick stops by to help with a "One and A Half Men" segment regarding Rene Zellweger's face, and Andrew discusses the Best and Worst of Guns & Roses.
Andrew meets "Buster" from Arrested Development, which spawns a conversation about children's books, Pumpkin Festivals Gone Wrong, and Football Despair.
Two shows in one! First Luke and Andrew answer your letters. Then they host the latest installment of the Budweiser Michelada Hot Seat Show.
TBTL's Newest Blogger, and Oldest Friend Mike Frizzell stops by to discuss Clip-Clopping, Papa John, and why pruno is actually tough to make in Federal Prison.
Luke finds "Gamergate" and "All About That Bassgate" and every other "Gate" exhausting. Andrew is just trying to figure out if he's nauseous or nauseated.
Luke and Andrew discuss what exactly constitutes wheat bread, trade their would-be Jeopardy anecdotes, and assail the German Education System.
Jen "Flash" Andrews stops by to update Luke and Andrew on the possible whereabouts of Kim Jong Un, and also, share a racy story of "honoring" a Heroic US Military Veteran.
Luke and Andrew discuss North Korean News, Naked Photos News, and then roll out a new Friday Sports Extra.
Luke and Andrew chat with Alex Blumberg about his ambitious new podcast network. Oh, and also, at one point, they also try to tweet at Howard Stern's producer.
Luke sits outside the San Diego airport, wondering if he's a bad person. He and Andrew try to avoid swearing while they talk Ghostbusters 3, Bobby Brown, and fantasy television lineups.
Luke calls Andrew from San Diego to talk Drought Shaming, Hotel TV Habits, and which band is the new Nickelback.
Luke's Sunday CBS appearance makes him enemy #1 in the gaming community.
Luke records the show while driving to Portland and has a midlife crisis.
Luke has a new favorite song, and it's performed by a 9-year-old, and it's about pooping. We take a listen, then we tell a bunch of hurtful drummer jokes.
Luke deals with nautical stresses while Andrew does some deep research on the cartoonist behind "Watermelon Toothpaste-gate"
Luke and Andrew sift through the terrible news of the day, and make some plans for the disintegration of the world as we know it.
Luke is feeling the pressure to support a lot of kickstarter projects he may or may not be jazzed about. Andrew has bad instincts regarding business cards.
The problems start early, and continue on throughout this friday afternoon edition of the show. TBTL: meeting the minimum definition of being a "show" since 2008.
Luke rolls the dice on coffee with questionable cream in it, and TBTL wonders if we really should all be so mad at Rob Schneider for his wing-nut vaccination theories.
Luke and Andrew delve into the seedy world of Malibu Tortoise Theft thanks to a possibly made up press release.
Jad Abumrad stops by to talk about Love, True Detective, and handling your Gut Churn.
Luke returns to Port Townsend and Andrew receives a mysterious cassette tape he debuts live on the air.
Luke and Andrew chat with the hilarious Ron Funches, from @midnight and "Undateables".
Luke chats with Paula Poundstone post "Wait Wait" recording and asks her to name all 16 of her cats. Which she does, quite remarkably.
Luke and Andrew drive around L.A. and debate some of today's most pressing issues, including controversial sweatshirts, mixed nuts, and Girl Talk references.
Luke and Andrew meet face-to-face for the first time in months...in a dive bar parking lot, naturally.
Luke lands in LA for the week, and remembers a previous trip that didn't go so well.
Luke spends 85% of the show trying to compose an emoji-based message for his wife.
Luke deals with the pangs of professional jealousy on his drive home from a fancy public radio conference. Andrew cyber-stalks his barber.
Rico Gagliano and Brendan Francis Newnam of The Dinner Party Download discuss the most expensive guest they've ever booked, and why it was totally worth it.
Luke gets ready for his Big Night In Portland and to get pumped up, replays one of his favorite Live Wire interviews, from SNL and Portlandia, Fred Armisen.
Luke gets a new toy, sure to annoy Andrew and the listeners. Plus, the guys are having some serious reservations about their football obsession, in light of the Ray Rice video.
Luke reports on his time at the Wooden Boat Festival and Andrew has some unorthodox methods for trying to reduce the stress in his life.
Luke and Andrew discuss the life and legacy of Joan Rivers.
Luke and Andrew discuss chinstrap beards, the music of Everlast, and if Luke was too nonchalant about looking at leaked photos of naked celebs.
Luke and Andrew return from labor day fapping at the bit to talk about the latest news. Wait, fapping means what??!
TBTL records a live show at Bumbershoot, featuring Kumail Nanjiani, Rap Master Maurice, and The Pains of Being Pure At Heart.
TBTL gets together for its annual summer picnic with the listeners. Featuring Jen "Flash" Andrews and Sean DeTore.
(photo credit: Bruce in Lake Stevens)
After spending the week talking about Magic! TBTL goes to the ultimate source of terrible, weirdly catchy songs... the guy who wrote those 'Free Credit Report dot Com' jingles.
Andrew finds an old cassette tape in the studio and decides to play it live on-air, and Luke gets into some hot water over his comments regarding the Police (the band, not law enforcement).
Luke and Andrew descend into a rabbit hole over America's Current #1 song, which is horrible. And also discuss horribly good TV and horribly silly sports reporting. Plus Mike Pesca on the "No Angel" controversy.
Luke and Andrew discuss the outrage over a New York Times article about Michael Brown, and read old "Hagar The Horrible" comics live on the air, you know, like you do on a radio show.
Luke and Sean discuss the do's and don'ts of going #1. Also, Megan Kelso weighs in on what makes a compelling comic.
Andrew comes clean about a joke he stole from one of his co-workers and presented on TBTL as an original thought.
Andrew comes up with a new Gold Standard for describing things & Luke thinks dogs these days are spoiled.
An off the cuff comment at the top of the show leads Luke and Andrew down a long road discussing kid fights, bullying, and something called Dave Thomas Arena.
Luke and Andrew discuss Ice Bucket Mania which is sweeping the internet, and check in with David for the latest Song of The Summer update.
In honor of the sale of Burbank Studios Seattle, TBTL heads down memory lane with the Hell Pizza Challenge, recorded in the kitchen.
With plenty of advice from the listeners, Luke and Sean embark on a very unfashionable Shoe Adventure.
Luke and Andrew descend into a rabbit hole of bizarre topics ranging from Ebola to Monkey Selfies to Nazi Chicken Sandwiches.
Rudy pulls a move right out of a Disney movie about a poorly behaved dog, and Luke thinks the internet might be engaging in "competitive mourning" over Robin Williams.
Luke and Andrew react to the sudden death of comedy legend Robin Williams.
Luke and Andrew discuss parental issues, the listeners weigh in with their stories of adoption and biology, and Luke's little brother David calls in from TJ Maxx to announce the latest winners in the Song of The Summer Contest.
Luke and Andrew discuss a curious case in Brazil of adoption and marriage gone horribly wrong.
Luke and Andrew find themselves in a deep conversation about family, what their personal legacies might be, and why Luke recently lost his nerve when talking to Howard Schultz, owner of Starbucks.
Luke and Sean enjoy the antics of a 5 year-old boy when he takes over a TV news report, and try to figure out the details of Sean's legally questionable birthday party.
Luke and Sean return from a weekend of trying to hold it in on a boat and watching Michael "The Voice" McDonald live at a local casino.
Seafair descends on Seattle, and Luke and Andrew record the show on the roof of the house, with the Blue Angels flying by and random intervals.
Stephen Tobolowsky from Groundhog Day and David Chen talk about films, acting, and their podcast The Tobolowsky Files.
Director of "Laggies" and "Touchy Feely" Lynn Shelton stops by to talk about film making, TV making, and slowly losing the ability to do simple adult things now that she's a fancy director.
Luke migrates from the cicadas and heat of Palm Springs to the ducks and polar fleece of the Pacific Northwest, but not before playing a TBTL Classic involving the hilarious Kumail Nanjiani from Silicon Valley, Portlandia and much more.
Luke ends up waylaid in Palm Springs (more on that soon) but not before guiding the listeners on a trip down TBTL Memory Lane with Block Party guests Hey Marseilles and Rose Windows.
Luke checks in from San Francisco and chats with "Weird" Al Yankovic. The most popular recording artist in America today.
Luke and Davy Rothbart from Found Magazine listen to what is possibly the greatest phone call between two rocker dudes from Seattle ever recorded.
Luke and Andrew (with help from Luke's little sister Rachel) try to get to the bottom of Iggy Azalea, Cup Cakes, and Family Robots.
TBTL Blogger Toni hides from her kids under her bed and phones into the show to talk parenting and book writing.
Andrew discusses his run-in at an LA bar over the weekend and worries that his rageahol is getting the best of him.
Luke and Andrew discuss what colors certain smells are, the state of American poetry, and the demise of the bar band.
Andrew has a wave of nostalgia over a stuffed dog he used to own & Luke is surprised at how funny some University of Oregon cops are with their list of things that can "eat a bag of (male genitals)".
Luke and Andrew discuss their love of Columbo, and Luke's need for neighbor approval almost leads to a #2 accident.
Luke and Andrew discuss Hodor's surprising DJ career, secret fears, and of course, cryptozoology. Plus some Weird Al thrown in for good measure.
Luke and Andrew swap tales of embarrassing high school shower experiences (are there any other kind?)
Luke, Sean DeTore and Lil' Hermano Dave trade love stories and count down the rest of the Songs of The Summer.
This show is a mess, featuring Golfman Emails, Roller Coaster Memories, Stolen Public Radio Audio, and Luke's Thoughts On America. What a disaster.
Luke finds his new hero in an unlikely place and Andrew gets dangerously close to a "Bang Bang" in LA.
Luke records the show from his car driving back from Portland and Andrew plans the demise of his new rival, David Burbank.
TBTL takes its maiden voyage from the new studio in the Pt. Townsend Post Office, leading Luke and Andrew to talk extensively about stamp collecting. Meanwhile, Luke's brother David calls in from a TJ Maxx parking lot to get the ball rolling on The Song Of The Summer contest.
Luke chats with John Jeffcoat and David Drury, two of the guys behind the exceedingly charming band movie Big In Japan. Also, Donovan remixed. Sorry about that.
Luke chats with one of his neighbors, Tom, who's decorated his yard with all manner of weird, entertaining political-tinged art.
TBTL chats with hilarious comedian Todd Glass about his decision, at age 45, to finally come out as a gay man. Also, Donovan. Way too much talking and playing Donovan.
Luke chats with Joshua McNichols creator of the Day Job Podcast, which profiles musicians and the jobs they do to pay their bills.
TBTL Kicks it's first ever What Are Ya Doin Here Week with a conversation with fan favorite William The Dairy Farmer.
Luke and Shelby Fero wander the streets of Chicago with a drink in hand, admiring art and dogs.
From Slate's The Gist podcast, Mike Pesca swings by to talk about everything under the sun.
Luke heads to Chicago for Wait Wait, but not before dialing up one of his favorite TBTL chats of all time, with David Simon, creator of The Wire and Treme.
Andrew shares what he would write in a sext, if ever he were to send one. Which he never will. Thank god.
Luke and Andrew record the show very late, and share some very humiliating stories. Luke comes up with a new job title on the show and Andrew has weird feelings about chanting USA! during World Cup action.
Luke quizzes Andrew on how Rudy did at doggie daycare, plus, Hodor's condition is a very real neurological condition.
Luke meets his new favorite person ever, and gets some much needed life advice.
Luke dares question the majesty of Dave Chappelle, meanwhile, in unrelated news, Andrew never ever wants to eat at a place called Beef O'Brady's.
Luke makes the mistake of asking Andrew where he was 20 years ago during ONE OF THE MOST MEMORABLE MOMENTS IN MODERN AMERICAN HISTORY.
Luke starts the show ecstatic from the US soccer win, and ends the show ecstatic because Andrew plays the theme from "Duck Tales".
From Bob's Burgers, 30 Rock, and Flight of The Concords Kristen Schaal stops by to chat with Luke live onstage in Portland.
TBTL debuts a new segment (well, show really) wherein we walk on the beach and try to keep Rudy the dog from molesting people. Today's guest: Steve Scher!
Luke goes on a very long tangent about the American Political system while Andrew remembers the worst first kiss of all time.
Luke gets a stereo installed in his car and remembers his high school days of sub-woofers and bazooka tubes. Speaking of high school, a 34 year-old woman in Texas is sentenced for impersonating a teenager, and Luke gets the appeal.
Luke overcomes back spasms and Nicholas Cage's bad fashion decisions to bring the listeners Monday's podcast.
Luke and Andrew pour some out for the olden days when the Blockbuster "midnight movies" section was a thrill for teenaged boys.
Luke and Andrew record the shows from their respective homes. Andrew is excited about his "vacation buffer" and Luke watches Rudy do battle with a wasp.
Luke and Andrew trade memories on mowing lawns as kids, and Patton Oswalt takes the summer off from the internet.
Luke and Andrew discuss if nerd pop culture is creating bad males, and Luke's cranky neighbor does something truly shocking.
Andrew finds his new favorite place in LA (to eat and drink himself to death) and Luke wonders if it's okay to laugh at/with the latest Spelling Bee Kid to go viral.
Luke and Sean jump in a rented Subaru and go apologize to someone Luke yelled at unnecessarily. Also, they record the entire awkward thing.
TBTL Pal Andy Haynes stops by to talk about his new comedy album and how he's not quite 100% okay with how his marriage ended.
Luke and Andrew find themselves feeling surprisingly libertarian when it comes to the debate over Amazon's policies. Plus, a Springer's Final Thought for the ages.
Luke has another dog-related run-in at the beach and a listener writes in defending yards full of junk.
Luke and Andrew reunite after weeks and chat with listener Simone, who is on Jeopardy tonight!
TBTL Road Trip concludes with a very special visit to a very special fast food restaurant.
It's Day 4 of TBTL Road Trip Week! We hit the trail with TBTL Blogger Toni, who explains why she's wary of family road trips. Then musician Reignwolf plays a special concert for us.
On day 3 of TBTL Road Trip Week, Luke and Andrew discuss the dangers driving around without GPS. Then we head to New York City to meet up with some good friends at a famous deli.
TBTL Road Trip Week continues! We hear a "road trip nightmare" story from listener Lisa, and then Luke and Andrew head out to Safeco Field to take in a ballgame.
TBTL kicks-off Road Trip Week! Andrew tracks down Luke and interrupts his vacation. Then we take a drive around town in a 2008 Scion XD.
Sean tells us about his terrible, no good, 50 minute date he setup through match.com
Bryan Bishop stops by to talk about his battle with an inoperable brain tumor and the book that it spawned, "Shrinkage"
Luke and Andrew find out the racist past of a popular kid's song, and try to permanently destroy Andrew's Least Favorite Audio Drop Ever.
Luke and Andrew remember the TBTL Live Show, and wonder if they should play funny tape of Casey Kasam, considering he is missing and in ill health.
Luke, Andrew, Sean, Carey & The Tens strap on some protective shoe booties and gather in the basement for a live recording.
Sean Luke and Andrew collect in the basement in advance of the big live show and discuss Sean's online dating profile.
NPR's Guy Raz stops by to talk about covering wars and pickling vegetables, meanwhile a listener sends Luke and Andrew an unintentionally (they hope) mean email.
Luke meets a very unusually dressed woman sitting by the fountain, and records his first PT Cruisin' segment. Plus, Andrew is not thrilled about the proposed TBTL Drink Names for Friday's party.
Luke Jen & Sean reunite to bring back some TBTL favorites and marvel that the show even still exists.
Fresh off Letterman and Fresh Air appearances, TBTL Pal Hari Kondabolu stops by to talk about a post-racial america. Meanwhile a controversial SNL bit launches a new TBTL Segment: One and A Half (White) Men.
Luke calls up Jen "Flash" Andrews, whose new job is to try and keep him up to speed on pop culture, which he no longer follows.
Luke and Andrew try to figure out a non-offensive term for Anarchist May Day Protesters, and proceed to offend them for 45 solid minutes.
TBTL tests out the new phone machine Luke installed, with mixed results.
Luke makes a big announcement about TBTL Live May 9th, and hopes he doesn't end up really regretting it.
Luke blurts something out to a nice lady on the train and wishes he could take it back. Plus, the debut of TBTL's new hit segment: OPP!
Jesse Thorn, of 'Bullseye' and "Jordan Jesse Go' stops by to talk about how his deepest birthday wish came true at The DMV.
Luke finds a Ronald McDonald press release to be the saddest thing he's ever written, while Andrew has some nominations of his own to that dubious award.
Luke learns that his preferred method of coffee drinking is making the planet cry while Andrew becomes totally obsessed with the 1980's computer game "Cosmic Osmo"
Luke and Carey try to patch things up with their neighbor, while Andrew is not interested in rumors of a powdered form of alcohol.
Luke & Andrew discuss HBO's controversial decision to stray from "Game of Thrones" original plot, and speaking of controversies, Luke's neighbor decides to draw a line in the grass.
Luke and Andrew trade tales of childhood misdeeds and the spankings they led to.
Luke decides to hand out a little Ol' Fashioned Passive Aggressive Liberal Justice while Andrew is fed up with his tardy eye doctor.
Luke has one of his worst fears come true regarding the shared bathroom at his office, and Andrew prepares his pro se legal defense after deciding not to file his taxes.
Andrew realizes, during the show, that he hasn't filled his taxes. Meanwhile Luke's attempts to give him tax advice doesn't go well.
Adam Carolla stops by to talk about how his fight to save podcasting from patent trolls will take him to Mordor, aka East Texas.
Jen "Flash" Andrews joins Luke to talk about wildly racist stories, judgmental dog owners, and parts of the body where Kool Aid should never shoot out of.
MSNBC's Chris Hayes stops by to discuss the Colbert Late Night News, missing airplanes and how not to play bocci ball with a Navy SEAL.
Luke heads to Chicago but not before posting interviews with a couple of his favorite folks. Carl Kasell of NPR Fame and Fred Armisen of Being Hilarious Fame.
Luke tries to help Andrew by teaching him how to "Mickey Rooney" his life.
Before the show can even start, Luke grows very angry at the antics of Kid Rock's NCAA warmup concert and Andrew makes an embarrassing confession about his video game habits.
On "Game of Thrones Eve Eve," George RR Martin stops by TBTL to talk about his spectacularly popular book series, A Song of Ice And Fire.
Luke sees someone fishing the spare change out of the local fountain, which launches TBTL on an epic discussion of what real happiness is.
With the help of the listeners, Luke and Andrew try to finally get to the bottom of this "Exception That Proves The Rule" madness.
Andrew's morning shower ritual runs into some problems, while Luke battles through a tooth-ache and "painful hair" to host the show.
TBTL tries to get more "upworthy" on the internet, and the 10's of Listeners weigh in with their ideas for the latest incarnation of the show.
As always, Luke and Andrew have the best of plans to do a normal show, but end up debating the best driving routes for Andrew to get through LA. Also, a chat with hilarious comedian Hari Kondabolu.
Luke goes to his second Cross Fit class and gets paired with a challenging partner, and he and Andrew realize that the reason TBTL exists, is to make the listeners feel less bad about their own emotional lives.
Luke and Andrew talk about boundaries, get a call from New TBTL Blogger Toni, and sound extremely corny when talking about "rap" and being "funky fresh"
Luke gets a ride to the show from the World's Most Depressed Cabbie while Andrew's family relations seem to be benefiting from LA's awful traffic.
TBTL officially starts broadcasting from the tiny town of Port Townsend Wa, and Luke learns that he's probably still the same person.
Ken Jennings, the Best Jeopardy Player Of All Time, explains how he got on the show, why he did so well, and if Arthur Chu, the recent player who "gamed" the show was playing fair.
Jen "Flash" Andrews stops by to explain the reason why a prominent Indiana architect wants people to build their bathrooms outside.
Luke and Jeopardy All-Time Champ Ken Jennings talk about how you make kids smart, and how he squares his religious faith with an intensely rational brain.
Luke and Andrew talk about the helicopter crash that transfixed Seattle, and the comments Luke made on Monday that rubbed Andrew the wrong way.
Luke and Andrew realize that they've been pitted against each other in a public radio fight to the death.
Luke chats with AD Miles and Michael Blieden, two super talented guys who make Jimmy Fallon and The Tonight Show look good.
The internet turns 25, and Luke and Andrew remember their early online days- talking on sex newsgroups and going into something called "the parents page" and getting kicked out.
Luke and Andrew try to decide what meat they would eat for the rest of their lives, if they had to pick just one, all while Luke's family interrupts the show with text news of Golden Tate.
Luke records the show from a Uhaul van, creeping out the citizens of his new town. Meanwhile, Andrew learns of the Best Radio Shack In The World.
The TBTL Migration to Pt. Townsend begins and Luke already has a beef going with someone in his new town.
Jen "Flash" Andrews phones in from The Ft. Wayne News Desk to discuss fashion, food and why maybe we shouldn't be using Yelp.
Luke and Andrew try to get On Their Media, but end up talking about sexual harassment HR videos, and annoying "satire" websites.
Luke has an adventure at the Mandarin Gate and Andrew shares more than one semi-amusing observation about the US Postal Service.
Luke, Andrew, and Aaron Roden try to decide if "Normcore" is an actual thing, and obsess over the short lived ABC show "Dinosaurs".
Luke and Andrew go all True Detective trying to solve the mystery of what the heck Matthew McConaughey was talking about during his Oscars acceptance speech.
TBTL revisits the time a very nervous high school-aged Sean DeTore, and some of his friends were invited down to a local hip hop station to play guest DJ and talk to girls.
Tom Tangney and Jen Andrews swing by to talk about who deserves an Oscar, and who's likely to win one.
Luke and Andrew talk about the guys they'd most like to trade places with, and then end up getting way deep on why they are so uncomfortable just sitting in silence.
Luke and Andrew read Alec Baldwin's Goodbye To Being Famous letter and try to decide if he has a good point or not.
Mike Pesca, of Slate's newly minted daily podcast joins Luke to talk about fraternities, and whether or not podcasting will ever really take off.
Sean DeTore stops by Burbank Studios to listen to some Vmails and talk about misheard song lyrics.
Luke and Andrew talk about the icons of their respective cities, while Luke wonders if he pulled a dirty trick on his neighbors.
Luke eats more Skittles than any person should while trying to host a podcast. Then somehow the show gets worse when Andrew goes down a Jethro Tull rabbit-hole.
Luke cooks a chicken during the show, and ends up talking about why he seems to have so much resentment about upper class people.
The US military finally cracks the code on making pizza that lasts forever, and Luke's daughter Addie swings by on the day of her 20th birthday.
Luke and TBTL buddy Alex Falcone ponder if Valentine's Day is, in fact, total b.s.
Luke and Jen talk about why chess is the new sport to watch, and how trying to wheel a deal can backfire.
Rudy the TBTL mascot gets a bath, and speaking of mascots, TBTL wonders why exactly, the Olympics Matter.
Luke wants to adopt a more Finnish approach to design, Andrew isn't sure how to feel about Woody Allen films, and Luke's mom Susie stops by to reflect on the legacy of Shirley Temple.
Luke returns from Europe and Andrew returns from the dead after finally getting heat in his empty apartment.
A punchy Luke Burbank checks-in from Finland at 4:30 a.m. with stories of his great European adventures.
Andrew almost takes over the show, then he and Luke talk to listener William, a dairy farmer from Maryland.
We talk to actor David Koechner as he drives around town and gets yelled at by girls.
Luke talks with The Sporkful's Dan Pashman about how to eat as he heads to Europe.
Luke and Andrew record themselves experiencing Super Bowl XLVIII, the Best Sport Day of their lives.
Luke, Andrew and Jen get excited about the Super Bowl and wonder if Beyonce ever really does get legitimately drunk and in love.
Luke, Andrew, & Jen discuss some of the questionable decorating decisions made by the previous owners of Luke's house.
Luke and Andrew debate the merits of an old-fashioned McDonald's milkshake.
Andrew tries to define his role on the show while Luke suffers through a frustrating day on the phone with a call center.
Andrew launches his new radio show and TBTL tries to decide if Macklamore was being really cool, or kinda uncool to fellow rapper Kendrick Lamar after the Grammys.
Luke and Jen talk weight gain, pop culture, and how young people are so damn good at taking pictures of themselves.
Luke and Andrew discuss the controversy surrounding a recent Grantland article that may have led to a suicide.
Luke extols the virtues of yo-yo dieting, plus filmmaker Lynn Shelton calls in from Sundance to talk about her big hit movie "Laggies".
TBTL gets an angry message from a listener and takes it to heart.
Once again, the TBTL mantra of 'Sh#t Be Complicated' comes into play when discussing the Seahawks' dramatic victory, and Richard Sherman's dramatic post-game comments.
Despite their exhaustion, Luke and Andrew connect up for a particularly delirious Friday Night edition of the show.
Peter Sagal, host of Wait Wait Don't Tell Me stops by to school Luke on the finer points of procrastinating on a book project.
Luke worried for Andrew, who appears to be working 15-20 hours per day. Plus, two lucky TBTL listeners win tickets to the upcoming sportball game.
Luke and Andrew joins forces from Portland and LA to talk about how bad they are at doing a podcast.
Luke and Jen discuss the Golden Globes, Woody Allen, and why Mini-Series Stars of A Certain Age should probably lay off the white wine.
On the eve of a huge Sport Ball Game, TBTL Friendo and former NFL player John Moffitt stops by with some wild stories of arm wrestling people in Denver and hiding from the cops behind tall bushes.
Luke and Andrew side with the Insane Clown Posse and their lawsuit against the FBI, all while Rudy the puppy threatens to totally destroy the show by gnawing on the broadcast equipment.
Jen "Flash" Andrews stops by, while Luke and Andrew get into the most heated debate ever about Fruit-Related Humor.
A marijuana grow operation explodes in Luke's neighborhood, taking a local treasure with it. Also, Andrew tells of his insane, Whitney Houston-Fueled New Year's Eve in LA.
Luke and Andrew are back, full of dreams and worries about the new year.
Luke and Camaro Kev figure out how to deal with Andrew's eventual death, then musician Alex from the band Cumulus swings by to make things all better.
Camero Kev defends his love of energy drinks, then Sean goes toe-to-toe with listener Nikki in the Battle of Beastlake.
Luke and Jen ring in the new year by talking about some of their biggest regrets.
Andrew reveals a deep dark secret that doesn't surprise Luke. Then we visit a very scary day in TBTL history.
Luke, Andrew, and Camaro Kev discuss praying at fast food restaurants. Then we head to the laundromat!
Luke and Camero Kev explain a "Code Black" in the hotel industry, then we discuss the best TV theme songs of all time.
Luke, Andrew and Camero Kev come up with names for Luke's imaginary boat. Then the gang sings along with Sean's broken 8-track player.
Camero Kev describes the art of "power gifting". Then Jen somehow finds herself in a dark basement.
There's a bearded fat man on the roof, but it ain't Santa. And he's in the fetal position.
Camero Kev stops by to swap pendent necklaces with the gang. Then Luke, Sean and Jen choose the best modern Christmas songs.
Luke chats with the screenwriter behind Alexander Payne's latest film "Nebraska" about being an overnight success that took 10 years.
Luke, Andrew & Brent trade childhood stories, and wonder what was better as a kid, having friends or having go-carts.
Luke, Andrew & Brent come up with a brilliant plan for a one man show based on the life of Charles Nelson Riley.
Luke plays some of his favorite recent chats from Live Wire Radio.
Sean DeTore swings by with stories of awkwardly hosting a Swedish indie band at his apartment over the weekend.
Luke and Jen debate the merits of the movie Love Actually.
TBTL's erstwhile producer Jen "Flash" Andrews stops by to answer listener questions and discuss her slow descent into total Granny-dom.
Luke, Andrew and Brent discuss various levels of caring about Christmas, and Luke finds out something troubling about Andrew. Namely, that it was just his birthday and no one knew it.
After an avalanche of emails, Luke and Andrew call on listener Samantha in Canada to sift through some of the jokes in Sarah Silverman's recent HBO special.
Luke and Andrew discuss boxing, Luke's Sunday TV appearance, and whether or not they're turning into their fathers.
Two dudes, Luke and Andrew, try to decide if Sarah Silverman's new HBO Comedy special is offensive to women.
Luke decides to take a slightly different approach to honoring the legacy of Nelson Mandela, and wonders if it was the right approach.
Luke and Andrew talk about all the internet outrage swirling around of late, much of it based on stories that turn out to be total fakes or exaggerations.
Comedian and author Rob Delaney swings by to discuss his new book, drinking, and how many months worth of rent he has in the bank.
Luke reports on his half-marathon, while Andrew was haunting the dive bars of Los Angeles.
TBTL takes a long, scholarly look at The Muppets, and why they matter.
TBTL celebrates the thanksgiving holiday with you, the Tens of Listeners.
Adam Levine is named People's Sexiest Man, but Jen has her own list of sexy dudes she'd like to nominate.
TBTL records after hours, with Luke enjoying wine, and Andrew sitting in a parked car.
Recorded live at the offices of Uber Seattle, Luke and Andrew discuss the bible, tall buildings, fashion, and Andrew's plans for LA.
Luke and Andrew attempt to host the Happiest Show Ever to make up for Wednesday's depression fest.
Luke comes to the defense of a controversial Toys R Us ad. Plus, info on how you can come watch TBTL Live @ Uber HQ on Thursday!
Andrew calls in while packing up his apartment and trying to decide which CD's, if any, he should bring to LA.
Andrew details his plans for not crying during his final radio broadcast.
Author Simon Singh stops by to chat about his new book, "The Simpsons and Their Mathematical Secrets"
After years of searching, Luke finds a cheap solution to streaming bluetooth in his car.
Luke takes advantage of Andrew using a remote studio to really take the TBTL Dress Code to a new low.
Andrew finally finds a place to live in LA, and it's the EXACT OPPOSITE of what he'd been looking for.
Andrew's plan for LA life has Luke nervous.
Andrew deals with a man who wants to separate him from his money.
Luke learns how to cook chicken soup, and decides he's the next Julia Child.
Luke and Andrew try to explain themselves to the listeners hurt by recent Boston-related comments.
Andrew makes a huge, life-changing announcement.
Luke, Andrew and Brent chat with NPR's Mike Pesca, about the plight of the oft-overlooked Goblin.
TBTL rolls out its yearly Halloween special, while Luke, Andrew and Brent talk about the scariest moments of their lives.
TBTL debuts a new segment in which Luke and Andrew, two very very white guys, talk about issues of race in America.
David Simon, the man behind "The Wire" and "Treme", talks about staying true to the story and avoiding big money influence in the media.
TBTL chats with creator of "The Wire", and "Treme" David Simon.
Luke and Andrew break out a book of questions someone mailed to the radio station, and end up getting unexpectedly real with their answers.
Luke, Andrew and Brent Flyberg wonder if we should all be over Wes Anderson just because he keeps making a version of the same movie.
TBTL pal, and host of "The Sporkful" Dan Pashman stops by to make the definitive list of breakfast cereals.
The listeners come to TBTL's aid by submitting audio drops after Luke's Lost Laptop. Plus, a silver lining emerges.
Luke is trying to come to grips with his life after losing a very, very important piece of equipment.
Luke checks in from LA, and plays tape of a chat he record, onstage in Portland with comedian Jen Kirkman.
Luke sits down in the tiny back office of his favorite bar, the Tattle Tale bar in LA, to chat with Roger Lowell, who's owned the place for 51 years.
Luke reads an essay that has him feeling bad for all the times he's ignored people's phone calls. Speaking of calls, Andrew is inspired after a long chat with his dad.
Luke, Andrew & Sean debrief on Luke's big night recording a podcast with Adam Carolla.
TBTL talks to one of its favorite amateur historians, Mo Rocca about the real story behind Christopher Columbus.
Part Two of TBTL's conversation with friend of the show Andy Haynes, involving a frank conversation about life, relationships and using comedy to deal with pain.
Friend of the show Andy Haynes stops by with a very frank conversation about life, relationships and using comedy to deal with pain.
Bean Baxter, a bonafide radio star, stops by TBTL studios to tell Luke to stop all his whining about everything.
Luke and Andrew ponder the rise of sign language interpreters at hip-hop concerts just as Luke realizes something startling about himself... he's not a that interested in the news anymore.
Luke wonders if he's actually smart, or just decent at remembering a few things, meanwhile, Andrew proposes an idea to make people get Facebook licenses before they can post ridiculous stuff.
Luke recounts his night on stage with Martin Short, and the doughnut-related compromise he was forced to make.
Luke and Andrew debate the merits of Transformers vs. Gobots and worry about a terrifying fish invasion.
Luke, Andrew and Sean talk about the emotional resonance of old T-shirts, getting sharp-shot by the TBTL listeners, and the concept of "backup undies".
As the government shuts down, and the apocalypse approaches, Luke and Andrew get advice from listener Toni on how to become Extreme Coupon-ers.
Luke returns from an idyllic trip to the south, meanwhile SNL's season debut jumps on a couple of TBTL's favorite bandwagons.
Luke updates us on his health condition, then raises his battle flags against a very large airline.
Luke posts the show late after being at a secret meeting that he's contractually not allowed to discuss.
Luke, Andrew and Sean wonder how hard they should try at achieving a modicum of internet fame, and Andrew gives Sean a lesson in 'Stranger Danger'.
Luke decides to do some crowd work at a comedy club, and ends up working on himself. Meanwhile, Carey brings home the best device EVER to augment Sport-Watching.
Mike Pesca swings by to coach Luke on his upcoming appearance with Martin Short, and defend the proud heritage of the U.S. minivan.
Spoiler alert! Luke and Andrew discuss movies with twist endings. Plus, what kind of hellish workspace do the people in the Wendy's ads have to endure?
Luke's infection is getting worse, and his loved ones are starting to seriously worry. Plus, a public radio conference gets CRAZY.
Luke checks-in from the big public radio conference in Atlanta, where his body is apparently falling apart.
Luke, Sean and Jen discuss the best part of any song: the key change.
Luke and Carey discuss the Microsoft video they starred in that turned the Internet against them this weekend.
Filmmaker Lynn Shelton stops by Burbank Studios to talk about her new film "Touchy Feely".
Luke and Andrew discuss the trials and travails of trying to stay moderately fit.
Luke and Andrew talk about TV Shows that suck, and fashion that doesn't.
Luke and Andrew finally get around to the show at 10pm, and talk about the most overused sound effect in movie history. Meanwhile, Former Blogger Handsome Jake talks about finding his own replacement, aka, digging his own grave.
TBTL friendo, from Found Magazine and This American Life Davy Rothbart stops by Burbank Studios.
Luke tries to bring his microcelebrity to Portland but ends up stuck in his hotel room contemplating buying a Brazilian Butt Lift DVD off the TV.
Luke surprises everyone, including himself, by actually posting a show, recorded late at night in his Portland hotel room.
Luke and Andrew discuss NPR's decision to drop producer credits from its broadcasts. Plus, we learn that when you stare into the Golfman, the Golfman stares back.
Luke and Andrew are the last talk show hosts to finally weigh-in on the Miley Cyrus VMA performance, then they reveal the 2013 TBTL Song of the Summer!
Dan Savage answers your questions about sex and love (and when Dan runs out of time, Luke, Sean and Andrew pick up where he leaves off.)
Luke, Andrew and Camaro Kev discuss their childhood dolls, teddy bears, and imaginary friends. Plus, Family Guy's Alex Borstein swings by to explain why she doesn't have cable TV.
Luke, Andrew and Camaro Kev discuss eternal life, and decide (for the most part) that they don't want it. Plus, Party Down's Ken Marino discusses his least-known roles.
Luke, Andrew and Camaro Kev discuss irrational jealousy when it comes to romance. Then Drew McFrizz answers all your questions about prison and addiction. And we get a penultimate Song of the Summer update.
Camaro Kev survives a very creepy encounter in the laundry room, and Drew McFrizz learns how to survive in prison.
The image of Andrew's first apartment almost kills Luke and Camaro Kev, and former bank robber Drew McFrizz describes the awful days before he turned himself in to the feds.
Camaro Kev joins us to discuss his vast LaserDisc collection, and Drew McFrizz tells us the nail-biting story of his first bank robbery.
Camaro Kev joins the show to help explain why Luke always should have a chaperone. Plus, Drew McFrizz describes how he entered a life of crime that would land him in prison.
TBTL pulls one of its typically weird Friday shows, covering a range of topics including Amy Grant and her "worldly" music phase, and Luke's stinking foot problem that one time he was in that Canadian beer commercial.
In some strange twist of fate, Luke and Andrew switch places for three hours of live radio. Maybe they shouldn't have wished for each others lives after all...
Luke and Jen discuss the worst bullying advice ever written. Oddly, it comes from a wholesaler's corporate magazine.
Drew McFrizz answers all of our obnoxious questions about life behind bars and reveals the not-so-flattering nickname he earned as a bank robber.
TBTL friendo and former prison inmate Drew McFrizz joins us with his evaluation of "Orange is the New Black".
Somehow, Luke and Andrew end up in an intense conversation about race and the Washington "R-Words". You know, just in time for your Friday Fun-day!
The Most Romantic Missed Connection Ever has Luke and Andrew reminiscing about the times they fell in love with complete strangers.
Caity Weaver and Leah Beckman of Gawker stop by to tell their tape of sneaking into the primo seats at a Beyonce concert in Brooklyn.
TBTL delves into Andrew's close friendship with his stuffed animals, and tries to figure out why public radio shows often have such terrible intro music.
Luke is excited about his new life as a former talk-radio host, that is, until he reads the deluge of angry listener emails regarding his take on the show "Orange Is The New Black"
Luke says goodbye to The Luke Burbank Show and takes stock of his life. Is he going to end up like a hobo clown with a cactus for a body part?
Luke and Andrew return and can't believe what a Eagles player said at a Kenny Chesney concert.
One of our favorite comedians, Kumail Nanjiani, joins us to discuss his new record, his love of video games, and a balding Flock of Seagulls.
The band PHOX swings by the TBTL recording booth at Seattle's Capitol Hill Block Party to play some songs and to discuss their unique brand of conflict resolution (it involves cigarette burns and folic acid.)
Luke sets-up camp backstage at Seattle's Capitol Hill Block Party! Two great bands - Hey Marseilles and Rose Windows - swing by for live TBTL performances and boozy conversation.
Luke's friend The Mummy swings by to defend the music of the Grateful Dead in advance of a Deadhead laser show he's organizing.
Luke and Andrew wonder if Spike Lee getting into the Kickstarter game is a mistake, and speaking of movies, why you gotta be so rude to reporters Bruce Willis?
Luke's softball team wins the championship, which makes him happier than it should, and Andrew talks about how his big debut as a political moderator went.
Andrew is nervous about a political debate he has to host, meanwhile Luke has a run-in with a former fan on Facebook.
Andrew returns from Florida with tales of flying first class while Luke has a serious, and heart-tugging bird problem on his hands.
Luke talks to his friend Greg, one of the christian blackjack players from the card counting team made famous on This American Life.
Luke and Jen talk about things they could do without, including, that song that you hate on that album that you otherwise love.
The TBTL listeners crush Luke's self-esteem with their Twitter excitement over Jen's return.
Luke wonders if his co-workers are taking the company softball playoffs too seriously. Plus TBTL Friendo Kim Holcomb drops by for a little Counting Crows debrief.
Luke is excited for his trip to see the cheesy, weepy, Counting Crows.
Luke and Andrew open their overflowing mailbag and get to the heart of many important matters, from flip-flops to Facebook. Plus, Luke has a new official TV show for the TBTL Tens.
Luke and Andrew's obsession with the Free Credit Report commercials leads them to man who's ultimately responsible for them. We talk with David Mulhefeld, the musician-turned-ad-man who came up with the whole concept.
TBTL pal Hari Kondabolu stops by to hear about Luke's latest TV obsession 'Naked and Afraid', which, despite the title, is not on Cinemax.
Luke and Andrew reach their breaking point with the humblebrags, complaints, and requests for advice that constitute most Facebook statuses.
Luke and Andrew take on casual dressers, She & Him, and discover the funniest, raunchiest 100 year-old woman of all time.
TBTL honors this great country by solving some mysteries it cares very little about.
Luke and Andrew try to record the show from the front porch amidst dog barks, airplane sounds and UPS trucks. Thankfully the wonderful Alex from the wonderful band Cumulus shows up to make it all sound good
Luke and Andrew try to record the show from the front porch amidst dog barks, airplane sounds and UPS trucks. Thankfully the wonderful Alex from the wonderful band Cumulus shows up to make it all sound good.
Luke gets into a minor car crash on his way to the show, meanwhile the TBTL Tens decide to do some Internet Shaming of Our Favorite Troll Golfman.
TBTL wonders what to do when one of it's heroes keeps saying and doing stuff we wouldn't go for from most other folks. Oh, and Luke's neighbor's kid won't stop f****** screaming and it's really annoying.
Luke's personal comedy hero stops by to talk about parodies, why the film 'UHF' flopped at the box office, and why his early original music still makes him cringe.
Luke and Andrew discover the Facebook page of their arch nemesis Golf Man. Things will never be the same.
Luke makes a big announcement, then helps a listener deal with a very problematic parking situation.
Andrew plans out his new persona while Luke wishes he would have taken better care of his oral hygiene.
Luke is headed off to the dentist for the first time in three years. He's a little nervous.
Paula Deen apologizes for saying some stuff that she probably shouldn't have while Luke and Andrew wonder if one of the Song of The Summer nominees is lyrically creepy.
Luke goes to the Humane Society to see about a dog, and comes back with some stories about the nutty volunteers.
Listeners email in with corrections Luke may or may not agree with.
Luke tries to buy a car on craigslist and can't believe the ways other humans are behaving, plus, Andy Haynes checks in from his fancy new TV writing job.
Luke and Andrew mull over the wild Saturday night that was, the TBTL Tour De Terrible, plus Irish novelist and Charming Human Colum McCann stops by to talk about his new novel.
Derek Erdman (aka 'Rap Master Maurice') infiltrated a Gathering of The Juggalos. Luke travels to Chicago to hear his brave story.
Luke talks to Kristen Schaal and Scott Jacobson of "Bob's Burgers" fame live on stage in Portland. Plus, Luke has a digital problem and Sean tries to help Andrew deal with mistakes he made the night before.
Simon Rich accomplished more in his 20s than we will in our entire lives. But that's okay. Really, we're fine with that. He talks with Luke about comedy writing career and why people think he's 7 years old.
Marc Maron joins Luke onstage in Portland for another Livewire Radio Spectacular.
Luke finds himself in trouble after sneaking into some swanky seats at the boxing match.
Luke heads off to watch boxing at a local casino and Andrew wonders if it's sport or barbarism.
Jezebel writer Lindy West, and her boyfriend Ahamefule Oluo talk about doing battle with the darkest corners of the internet.
Bean Baxter, from The Kevin & Bean show drops by to stand up for radio legend Don Imus.
Luke and Andrew start off doing a normal show, but end up listening to a bunch of Kanye West songs and wondering if white guys should feel okay about rap music that features sensitive words.
Andrew chooses the worst possible time to take a smoke break while Luke lives out a stress dream onstage in Portland over the weekend.
Andrew's run-in at the barber has him considering getting a mole removed, but Luke has his own horror story of just such a procedure.
Seattle's fast food workers go out on strike, and Luke wonders if it's a good or a bad thing.
Luke breaks the microphone, rambles all over the place, and generally makes a TraveShamMockery of this edition of the show.
TBTL returns with tales of Luke's wedding, a Sigur Ros Reunion, and the return of Arrested Development.
Seattle artist Ellen Forney talks about her battle with bi-polar disorder and the amazing graphic memoir she wrote about it. Plus, our Song of the Summer inbox is overflowing.
Dos Equis beer claims that their spokesman is The Most Interesting Man In The World. They are wrong. Writer Davy Rothbart deserves that title. He joins us with advice on ticket scalping and how to make it in the rap game. His book is called "My Heart Is An Idiot."
Sean DeTore and Rachel Belle are back from their pun championship, and they stop by to let us know how they did. Plus, we hear from Jordan Peele of the Key & Peele show.
Jen Flash Andrews joins us to discuss pleasantries we can do without, and she sets the record straight on the Song of the Summer contest. Plus, Luke tells tales from the red carpet.
Actor Stephen Tobolowsky talks about his most famous character, Ned "Needlenose" Ryerson from Groundhog day. Plus, Sean DeTore gives us a history of pinball.
Stephen Tobolowsky is the king of all character actors. You've seen him a million times, whether you realize it or not. He and producer David Chen talk about how he jumped from the big screen to your earbuds with his popular podcast The Tobolowsky Files.
Monologuist Mike Daisey joins us to talk about the scandal he found himself in last year when he was caught in a series of lies.
The Sklar Brothers stop by with some advice on how to spend your time when there are no good sports to watch. Plus, a sad update in the story of Kai, the hatchet-wielding hitchhiker.
TBTL analyze an Arizona bakery's Facebook Meltdown, plus Luke's niece makes an appearance as part of the Song of The Summer contest.
Luke's pal The Mummy swings by to talk about Karaokegrass, life in the Earth Ship, and a homeless retirement.
Luke and Andrew find out that yet another Charming Internet Thing is a hoax.
Luke kicks the show-off with an unplanned giggle, and then we announce the 2013 Song of the Summer! Plus, is there more than one Golf Man?
Luke parties a little too hardee on his birthday and Burbank studios gets thrashed. Plus, your chance to win tix to see Tig Notaro in Seattle May 15th!
Luke and Andrew wonder if all their coverage of the Cleveland Kidnapping story serves any real purpose. Plus, they listen to Lauren Hill's AWE-- sorry, AWFUL new song.
Wait Wait's Peter Sagal stops by to talk about his new TV show, plus Luke drops some fairly big news.
A picture of Andrew driving his 'Scoot-a-bout' in the wild emerges, sending the TBTL listeners into insult mode.
On the eve of watching the Kentucky Derby, TBTL uses a most unusual system for predicting the ultimate winner.
TBTL fixes Burbank Studios and records a rare night show.
On the 50th anniversary of becoming the first American to climb Mt. Everest, Jim Whittaker calls in and delights the TBTL faithful.
Luke and Andrew talk hiccups, whether female athletes coming out is the same as Jason Collins and the Best News Tape Luke's Heard In A Long Time.
The NBA gets it's first active, openly gay player, and NPR's Mike Pesca stops by to discuss the implications.
Luke and Andrew descend into another intense show, covering a variety of topics including whether old-school gender roles work better and Motley Crue vs. the christian rock band Stryper
TBTL tries to decide if it's okay for Zach Braff to raise money on kickstarter, even though he's already wealthy and successful.
A fan of the show Survivorman decides to see if he can be a survivor man himself. Jen Flash Andrews joins us with some survivor tips of her own.
Luke and Andrew analyze Rodney Dangerfield's level of fitness in "Back to School" and Luke shares the story of his disastrous debut on public access TV.
Andrew is wracked with guilt over folks at the station thinking he faked being sick on Friday. Plus, Reese Witherspoon argues with the police, and TBTL gets the exclusive audio tape. And, TBTL welcomes a new sponsor, Uber!!
TBTL checks in with listener Christine, locked down in her Boston home.
Luke attends, statistically speaking, one of the most awful games in MLB history. And is secretly stalked by listeners.
TBTL bestows the "Crushing It" award on Patton Oswalt, whose facebook essay about the Boston Marathon Bombing and improvised Star Wars movie plot on Parks and Recreation were stellar this week.
Peter Sagal calls in to tell the story of his near miss at the Boston Marathon, plus, the photographer who took the most iconic picture of the blast says he'd rather be well known for something else.
Luke and Bean (of The Kevin and Bean Show) review a rare live performance from Jerry Lewis. They give it two BLAAVINS down.
Author Bess Lovejoy stops by to tells stories of what happened to the remains of Hitler, Graham Parsons, Oscar Wilde and others.
Drew Magary from GQ joins TBTL to tell the tale of his planned kidnapping, plus Sean DeTore and Rachel Belle try to pun their way to a contest in Austin Texas.
Andrew is not happy about a recent trip to the doctor & Luke wonders if he's misjudged Jay Leno.
Luke and Andrew move from one thing they know nothing about (Friday's women's issues show) to another thing, the African American experience.
Luke and Andrew head down a 90's youtube music rabbit-hole, but manage to surface just in time to have their Most Intense Conversation Ever regarding men and women in America.
Luke and Jen look back on the life, times and writings of Roger Ebert.
TBTL weighs in on the merits of various erectile dysfunction commercials. Oh, and goats that yell like humans, lots of them.
Luke and Andrew end up at a Laundromat, learning Andrew's system for primo laundry-doing.
MSNBC's Chris Hayes stops by to talk about his fancy new TV show, "All In". Luke is fascinated that it's also the name of a song by "Lifehouse", but Andrew and Chris are unimpressed.
TBTL gets moved downstairs, but finds its bliss in talking to Dan Savage and listening to the music of OK Sweetheart.
Jen transcribes an entire episode of the 4th Hour of The Today Show & then Luke and Andrew take their best shot at doing the same segments, with mixed results.
The TBTL-A-Thon Rolls on, and Luke has some novel (and probably wrong) theories about tracking social mobility through records of those who've owned waterbeds.
Alex Borstein stops by the TBTL-A-Thon to talk about Lois Griffin, Ms. Swan, and an old British character she impersonated during her MADtv audition, who had, 'something of an anus'. Oh, and also, we beg for money, because yeah. it's the TBTL A Thon.
Ken Marino (Party Down, Childrens Hospital, The State, Burning Love) stops by TBTL to talk about the chances of a Party Down movie. Plus, Jen tests her sports knowledge, and TBTL-A-Thon #4 gets under way, complete with tote bags.
Luke reveals a couple of the upcoming guests for the TBTL-A-Thon, plus an encore presentation of Curb Your Enthusiasm's Jeff Garlin!
Jen wants parents to stop selling Girl Scout cookies for their kids, since the whole idea is to help the kids develop confidence. As she puts it, the sales pitch"Is not a TED talk".
The Tens come out in force to help a heckler with his drinking problem. Comedian Andy Haynes joins us with a status update.
TBTL chats with a guy in the middle of painting his house, the house he bought directly across the street from the gay-hating Westborough Baptist Church.
Luke, Andrew, Andy Haynes and Lee LeFever set out to bro it up but end up talking about things that make them really sad.
Luke and Andrew have a drawing contest in which art loses. Plus, the best found audio EVER featuring George Brett talking about the time he crapped his pants.
Luke and Jen can't wait for the Game of Thrones premiere.
Luke and Andrew start off talking about the amazing success of the Veronica Mars Movie Kickstarter and end up swapping stories of being bullied (Andrew) and attempts to be a bully (Luke).
The guys discuss a Cambridge study which looks at the things smart people tend to "like" on facebook.
Luke grapples with how much of his real life to share with the listeners while Andrew talks of shame-eating mexican food in front of young, attractive females.
Luke and Andrew discuss the seamy world of talk radio advertising.
Jen Andrews stops by, and TBTL stumbles onto its new favorite song in the the history of ever.
Andrew's growing bumper sticker collection confuses Luke. Meanwhile, TBTL convenes its women's issues panel One and A Half Men.
Luke meets (well, briefly talks via phone) with one of his all-time heroes.
Luke gets a series of emails during the show regarding a beef he had with United Airlines and has a minor meltdown.
Andrew gets drawn into a facebook fight over a study of women, weight, and housework.
TBTL celebrates the slimeball behind "Girls Gone Wild" getting his comeuppance. Plus, Luke's friend The Mummy gets kicked out of the Seattle flower show because of course he did.
Luke and Jen wonder if they'd be different, healthier, more relaxed people if they lived in Spain. Oh, and Downton Abbey spoilers. Hundreds of 'em.
Luke and Andrew examine the case of Boston area child rapper Lil' Poopie, whose parents are being investigated because he raps about adult topics.
TBTL wonders if The Onion's tweet about a 9 year-old girls was really so bad. Plus, we catch up with "Kai" the homeless hitchhiker hero, who may or may not have been a hero.
Luke, Jen, and Tom Tangney gather together once again to dish about this weekend's Oscars show.
Comedians Andy Haynes, Alice Wetterlund and Nick Turner stop by the show to make us laugh until our entire bodies hurt. True story.
Comedian Eddie Pepitone returns to TBTL to talk about his recent successes and how he's dealing with them. He says it's taking some getting used to.
We meet TBTL's new blogger, whom Luke has dubbed "Handsome Jake." Also, Luke and Andrew discuss whether TBTL can survive the very fickle internet culture.
Luke's travels take him to Chicago and New York City, where he will be a guest on "UP With Chris Hayes." Our friend and favorite MSNBC host joins the show today.
On this Valentine's day, Jen Andrews and Drew McFrizz walk us through one of the most awful romance novels every written.
Jen "Flash" Andrews stops by to discuss GIRLS, the grammys, 30 Rock's finale and bad art that might be good for you.
TBTL looks at some terrible ideas folks have made, including eating 10,000 calorie burgers and drinking Two Gallons of Coke per day. Also, Luke and Andrew disagree over the protest of a bakery in Oregon that won't make a cake for a gay wedding.
Luke and Andrew convene their "One and A Half Men" panel to wonder if it's okay for Ellen to pretend ogle Katie Perry's chest region. Plus, Luke recaps the Grammys by reading his tweets from Sunday night. Andrew is not impressed.
Luke wonders if he'd have turned out different if he'd grown up in Philly and actually met his biological father. Oh, and baldness talk. Lots of that.
Jen "Flash" Andrews stops by to talk Grammys, female intuition, terrible eBooks, and going to the liquor store in your pajamas.
Luke and Andrew discuss various strategies for dealing with male pattern baldness. Plus, the internet is asked to vote on something, and does exactly what Luke expected.
TBTL's resident Film Scholar stops by to talk about the new movie "Warm Bodies", the cuteness of "One Direction", and the dangers of dating Sk8er Boys.
Luke and Andrew go too hard with their SuperBowl partying, but record a Monday edition of the show nonetheless, including a conversation about "Kai" the most endearing foul-mouthed homeless hatched-wielding hitchhiker you'll ever meet.
Luke and Andrew spend 80% of the show searching online for the closest "Classic" Pizza Hut location. Plus, Craig Mazen, writer of the new movie "Identity Theft" swings by.
Luke, Andrew, and Jen "Flash" Andrews gather together on the day of the final 30 Rock episode, to talk about why it mattered to them so much.
Luke and Andrew try to figure out if a new Volkswagon Superbowl ad is racist. Plus, Luke uncovers some audio that confirms his theories about Manti Te'o's imaginary girlfriend.
Singer Jonathan Coulton talks about getting ripped off by Glee meanwhile Andrew returns from his Monday Meltdown.
A near brush with being in a bar where a shooting went down has Luke feeling contemplative.
Andrew brings a new 'Broadcast Aid' into the studio, much to Luke's terror.
TBTL works through its grief over being turned down by Kenny G. for an interview, plus Luke is not having those decals of kid's football numbers on the backs of SUV's.
Luke comes up with a novel approach to broadcast the show and rest his injured voice, simultaneously.
Luke goes to great lengths, and East Las Vegas to try and get back his stolen iPhone.
Luke makes a miraculous recovery, and Jen stops by to discuss some of the finer points of Las Vegas, Harry Baals, and Roundball Rock.
Luke records the show show from bed while battling the death plague. Plus, a conversation with Mike Pesca about the crazy story of Manti Te'o and his Imaginary Girlfriend.
Luke and Andrew try to decide who had a worse first kiss experience, plus a listener who makes Elvis costumes plays "What Are You Doin' Here?"
Luke's friend Tricia writes a facebook post that makes him wonder if he's been being sexy or sexist his entire life.
Luke looks to the fashion wisdom of Lyndon B. Johnson, original Fancy Pants Person.
TBTL gets some fan mail that should probably be called "hurt your feelings' mail.
A New Mexico tree trimmer suffers a horrible accident and teaches Luke and Andrew to stop complaining about their jobs. Plus, "What Are You Doin' Here" returns, with TBTL calling listener William, a dairy farmer in Maryland.
A jilted Florida woman uses a novel method of getting back at her ex, which has Luke curious about the use of poop as a weapon. Plus, Andrew loves Gosford Park, but has trouble remembering the name.
Luke, Jen, Sean and Andrew reminisce about the first episode of TBTL. Which happened five years and one day ago.
Luke cruises off the natural high of drinking juice for six days, and the announcement that he's getting his own daily radio show.
Luke battles through day three of his juice experiment while Andrew and the listeners pay the price.
Luke and Andrew fall for an accused terrorist being held in Guantanamo.
TBTL returns from the holiday break with more ridiculous schemes than ever. Including Luke's plans to only wears suits and drink vegetable juice.
We made it America, all the way to the Top TBTL Episode of ALL TIME.
Luke and Andrew ready for the big new year's eve, but not before counting down to #2 on the TBTL Top Seven.
Friday arrives and so does the next episode in the TBTL Top Seven Countdown. Today, it's Episode #3.
The letters continue to roll in as TBTL counts down the Top Seven Episodes of all time. Today, we reach #4.
Slightly hung over from Xmas cookies and champagne, TBTL Counts down the top 7 episodes of all time.
TBTL wishes the Tens of Listeners a merry Christmas and continues counting down the Top Seven Episodes of TBTL ever.
TBTL counts down the seven best episodes in the show's history. Yes, we found seven good shows. How dare you. Today features episode #7 on the list.
On the heels of the wonderful TBTL holiday party, an exhausted Luke and Andrew muddle through a show that makes everyone wonder why they're doing this...
Luke, Andrew, Jen, Sean, Tom Tangney and a cast of TBTL Internet Thousands gather together for an unforgettable Christmas Party.
Luke's pal The Mummy (a 38 year-old man, by the way) reports on his trip to the live stage production of How To Train Your Dragon.
Luke realizes he has the power to raise things from the dead, plus, Jesse Thorn from Bullseye! stops by to give Luke advice for his upcoming suit project "Operation Fancy Pants"
According to the Mayans the world will end this week, prompting Jen to finally tell the story of the time she thought Y2K was going to be a real thing, and moved into the wilderness to escape it.
Luke checks in from Chicago, post Wait Wait Don't Tell Me, plus a conversation with writer and social critic Fran Lebowitz.
Jad Abumrad and Robert Krulwich of RadioLab fame stop by Burbank studios.
TBTL gets into some Experimental Radio as Luke announces the start date for Project Fancy Suit. Plus, voting opens on the 'TBTL Top 7' rankings.
TBTL scoops the Wall Street Journal (again), regarding milk consumption in the US. And, with the Arizona Lotto Winner finally revealed, Andrew and Sean discuss what they'd do with their theoretical winnings.
A monkey shows up at an Ikea wearing a coat, prompting TBTL to rank the Cutest Moments In TBTL History.
Luke relives his days as a traffic reporter to Andrew's delight. Plus, TBTL tries to figure out why there is so much Lena Dunham Haterade being consumed online.
Gay Marriage and Recreational Marijuana both become legal on the same day in Washington, so naturally, TBTL spends most of the show talking about Santa Claus.
Luke and Andrew spend far too much time trying to figure out why there's a high school named for noted anti-integrationist Strom Thurmond.
Andrew reports on his first night of radio stardom. Meanwhile Luke is jealous.
In light of recent events, TBTL rolls out a new segment: Don't Be A Katt Williams. Plus, Luke considers a drastic wardrobe change, and Jen Andrews locates, and accidentally reads, The Worst Book of The Year.
The Ace Man himself stops by to discuss his dream employment scenario, whether or not he's an alcoholic and why he talks about, ahem, 'self-love' so much on his show.
Cartoonist Ellen Forney stops by to discuss her graphic memoir "Marbles" which details her life with bipolar disorder.
Luke and Andrew discuss gay conversions, their amazing powers of jinxing, and what happens when music nerds try to go Breaking Bad on it in their dorms.
Andrew Walsh makes a huge announcement about his future, and the future of radio.
Luke reports on his weekend spent battling demons (Ikea and The Walking Dead specifically), plus Bean Baxter from The Kevin and Bean show calls in to report on his recovery from kidney donation surgery.
TBTL celebrates Black Friday with a new phrase that pays! Our efforts to reach Herc The Intern fail, and we mix religion with gambling, because why not?
Luke and Andrew promise - PROMISE - to try and not ruin thanksgiving this year, for once.
Luke and Andrew try to record a show while also obsessing over if there is free deep-fried turkey occurring just outside the studio.
Some of TBTL's younger, and more musically talented listeners stop by to play a song and chat about what The Youth are up to these days.
Luke comes home from LA with stories of celebrities, rain storms, and the World's Smallest Red Carpet.
Luke gets his feelings hurt when a listener sends a critical email.
Andrew phones in from a zebra farm in Hawaii while Luke updates him on the impossibilities of trying to film something on a cruise ship, based on recent experience.
Jen disagrees with People Magazine's choice for Sexiest Man Alive and proposes her own list featuring some, um, surprising nominees.
Jen 'Flash' Andrews checks in on life in the midwest and her battles with all manner of vermin, plus Luke explains the painful reason he never wears cologne.
While in Florida looking for a sports bar, Luke stumbles across what might be the greatest bad Yelp review of all time.
Japan's #1 Mixer Sean DeTore swings by to talk about his mustache growing challenge and his burping condition. Meanwhile Andrew heads for Hawaii, but wonders if he'll know how to properly relax.
After a slightly awkward interaction with someone Luke assumed spoke Chinese, Luke and Andrew get a full lesson thanks to a native speaker.
MSNBC's Chris Hayes swings by look back on election night, the Nate Silver Phenomenon, and why Tuesday struck a blow for thin, effeminate nerds everywhere.
Luke and Andrew try their best not to get too political on election day, then probably get a little too political. Plus, they check in with a TBTL Ten manning the polls in Massachusetts.
Luke tries to convince Andrew that his taste in comedy is suspect. Which it totally is.
Luke and Andrew stage their first ever interstate recording, meanwhile Luke's interactions with a foreign call center has him feeling some complicated feelings.
Luke survives a red-eye to Chicago and chats with Jordan Peele, one half of the hilarious Comedy Central show 'Key and Peele'
In light of hurricane Sandy, Luke feels bad complaining about the weather in Seattle. But kind of does anyway. Plus, by popular demand, a TBTL Tradition, The Scariest Story of All Time.
Super Storm Sandy knocks out Luke's most relied-upon websites, leaving him little to talk about on the show. Thankfully, Bean Baxter of the world famous 'Kevin & Bean Show' stops by to regale TBTL with stories of terrible celebrity interviews.
TBTL opens the phone lines to east coast listeners riding out Hurricane Sandy, and Luke is shocked when the first call just so happens to be his Aunt Cathy in Philly.
Luke feels regret over a decision to endorse a somewhat conservative political candidate.
Lindy West, writer at Jezebel & Internet Trouble Maker stops by TBTL studios to talk trolls, body image, and why you shouldn't leave a trail of Nyquil drips throughout your house.
Luke's suspicions about an "Amish" reality show turn out to be well founded. Plus, Andrew reflects on his temporary gig hosting the station's night show.
Curb Your Enthusiasm's Jeff Garlin stops by to give Luke life advise and explain why he considers his own career somewhat of a disappointment.
Luke insists on giving Andrew unsolicited hosting advice in advance of his big nighttime radio debut. Plus TBTL's Favorite Movie Reviewer Hot Greg stops by to review "Paranormal Activity 4"
Part Two of Luke's chat with Damien Echols, member of the so called "West Memphis Three"
Part One of Luke's chat with Damien Echols, a member of the so called "West Memphis 3" who was sentenced to death for three murders he didn't commit.
A facebook meme about menstruation has Luke feeling annoyed. Plus comedians Derek Sheen and Andy Peters swing by TBTL studios.
Producer Emeritus Jen Andrews loses power, but not hope thanks to her emergency kit, some candles, and a box of wine.
Andrew sees a facebook status update so deeply, incredibly annoying, it has him close to quitting facebook altogether.
Luke and Andrew get all riled up about the premise of a book they think is just a desperate cry for attention. Plus, Wil Wheaton swings by.
The brilliant Andrea Seabrook stops by to chat about quitting NPR, Lying Bastards, and whether or not Congress can be fixed.
Luke asks America to Shut It Down when it comes to talking/joking/thinking about Honey Boo-Boo. Plus, Rachel Belle pops by to provide the Lady Perspective on a story out of Maine involving some "zumba" classes that mostly involved "wiener-touching".
TBTL's long running beef with 'Titanic' Director James Cameron comes to an end with the help of the TV show 'Mythbusters', plus, Andrew Walsh's radio star just keeps rising as Luke tries to keep up.
Luke and Andrew are hit hard by the news that Danny DeVito and Rhea Perlman are breaking up. Plus Mo Rocca stops by to shed some light on Christopher Columbus.
Davy Rothbart, the guy behind Found magazine and the new book of essays "My Heart Is An Idiot" stops by to talk ticket scalping, love lives, and white rappers from Michigan.
Luke gets twitter famous for about a second during the Presidential Debate, plus the wonderful Mindy Kaling stops by.
Luke & Andrew bring Sean DeTore on the show secretly (so he won't get in trouble with his real bosses), plus comedian Brent Weinbach stops by to show us how to buttchug.
Emails pour in from college listeners across the country on the particulars of their Dating vs. Hooking Up practices.
Luke's trip back to college has him wondering if boys have pulled off a major coup when it comes to getting girls to think dating isn't important.
Dan Pashman and Win Rosenfeld swing by to talk about their new Slate series on video gaming.
TBTL wonders if it attacked the wrong enemy when it comes to a local podcasting contest. Plus, comdedian Hari Kondabolu preps for his upcoming appearance on Conan O'Brien.
Luke recounts the time he got stuck selling a friend's RV (full of porn and swords) to an unsuspecting couple.
A washing machine repairman judges Luke's house too dangerous to visit, plus TBTL puts out the call to its listeners to help it defeat the forces of douchery.
Luke & Jen return from Hawaii with tales of hippie massage resorts, karaoke experimentation, and Everybody Dancing Now.
Luke takes Andrew to funk school and relives a slumber party he threw recently. Plus we get a visit from comedian Eddie Pepetone!
Is Luke getting attacked by crows, or is he going insane? And we check-in with the charming team of Eugene Mirman and Elna Baker.
Author, mother and radio-gold spinner Teresa Strasser joins us with the story of the almost-date she went on with Luke.
Producer Andrew inexplicably takes full credit for the career of comedian Ron Funches, who joins us on the show today.
Luke starts a beef with Heathcliff the cat, and then he bites into the hottest pizza hell has to offer.
Luke helps Andrew with his speech impediment, then he accepts an apology from Ira Glass.
Luke wants Andrew to start being more nervous about the podcast. Then we hop in the TBTL time machine and listen back to Andrew's first day on the job.
Luke prepares for his trip to Hawaii, where his friend The Mummy will be lodging in the most bizarre place on earth. And we meet comedian Moshe Kasher.
Luke has a meltdown after playing tape of Kris Jenner's 9-11 Today Show appearance.
TBTL chats with the Florida pizza shop owner who bear-hugged the sh** out of President Obama recently. Plus, a conversation with Minnesota punter, and hilarious gay marriage supporter Chris Kluwe.
Luke heads to a pizza parlor to perform Open Mic Standup, and ends up bombing, breaking the sounds system & sneaking out the back door.
A twitter follower scandal erupts at the radio station and TBTL talks to the man at the center of it, Ron Upshaw from The Ron and Don Show.
After a run-in at work, Luke nearly pops a vein and wonders if he should have let The Big Dog out. Plus, Andrew finally decides on the name for his law firm... Walsh, Walsh & Doormat.
TBTL live from bumbershoot welcomes Kumail Nanjiani, Rap Master Maurice, and The Pains of Being Pure At Heart.
Luke gets his first pedicure and finds certain parts of the process upsetting, Andrew learns he isn't cut out for serving as Commissioner of a fantasy football league.
Jen "Flash" Andrews drops by to discuss her midwest library nightmare, the return of Blossom, and why Disney should be banned from making films.
The phones finally work at Burbank Studios, which gives Andrew a chance to wax rhapsodic about his love of showering.
Luke and Andrew excitedly break out the new and improved TBTL Phone Line, which turns out to be neither new nor improved.
Luke and Andrew discuss the new Bic pen for women, plus Luke and his friends invent a new sport while in Vegas, called "Sport".
Luke returns from a bachelorette part in Las Vegas with strong opinions on an Australian Male Strip Show. Plus, comedian Joshua Androsky on his high times on The Price Is Right.
Jad Abumrad and Robert Krulwich from Radiolab stop by Burbank studios to talk about science, footwear, and Dr. Steve Brule.
Sean DeTore stops by on his birthday to discuss his free burger plans.
Luke and Andrew get an incredibly thorough, incredibly creative, incredibly annoying job application.
Luke and Andrew find the best video to ever involving a cat singing the Game of Thrones theme. That, and more Doctor jokes than you can shake a stick at
Andrew tries out some vintage Reader's Digest jokes on Luke, the results are non-hilarious.
Luke goes to Chicago for Wait Wait Don't Tell Me and ends up meeting Bill Kurtis, seeing the Blue Angels and having an awkward time with the hotel's housekeeping staff.
Luke checks-in from Chicago, where he talks with Derek Erdman (aka 'Rap Master Maurice') about Derek's trip to the Gathering of The Juggalos.
After two days off, Andrew returns with a tale of alienating a TBTL fan, plus Luke thinks modern scrabble apps on phones are ruining the game.
The Insane Clown Posse sues the FBI, and Luke thinks they have a decent case. Plus, The Mummy checks in once again from Mexico with an account of a spirit quest that (big surprise) also nearly killed him.
A trip to Oregon teaches Luke he's more like his mother than he'd like to admit, The Mummy checks in from Mexico where he almost died, and the hilarious Tig Notaro stops by.
Luke brags about his ski-ball dominance, Andrew is playing tour guide to his family visiting from out of town, so TBTL takes a listen back to the listener book club featuring The Hunger Games.
Live broadcast from the TBTL Summer Picnic, featuring food contests, trivia, and babies singing karaoke.
Luke Andrew & Sean climb into Space Car II and record a show on the way to the big Chateau St. Michelle listener pot luck.
Luke has a novel idea for how to look slender that involves zero exercise. Plus, Sean stops by to chat about how he's preparing to food judge Wednesday's TBTL potluck.
TBTL catches up with Bobak Ferdowsi, the hunky mohawk guy at NASA Mars Rover control who's had the the internet swooning.
Luke and Andrew sneak into the recording booth to do a secret shot, and wonder if workplaces were better when alcohol was consumed in a more public fashion. Plus, listener Chris checks back in and reveals if he's planning on finishing his 2100+ mile hike on the Appalachian Trail.
Luke and Andrew set up a makeshift recording studio on the roof and wait for the Blue Angels to fly by. Andrew lasts for about 6 minutes.
Sean stops by and the gang ends up debating if Weird Al's songs are genuinely funny, or just funny because we were kids when we first heard them.
Andrew hurts Luke's feelings when he lets on that he feel like recording an episode of TBTL today. Plus, a listener who's been listening to the show over the course of a 1800+ mile hike wants to know if he should just quit his trek.
Andrew is very afraid to go on Luke's roof for this week's Blue Angels taping. Plus, TBTL thinks an 11 year-old girl in Texas may have turned in the worst National Anthem ever, but not for the reasons other people are citing.
Luke and Andrew discuss what Doritos should and shouldn't do to "improve" their product. Plus Andrew opens up about how he overcame his fear of roller coasters.
Feeling bad about the shoddy show they put up yesterday, TBTL returns to the ball park and does it right (well, sort of)
Luke and Andrew decide they should go to the Mariner's game instead of doing a proper TBTL. They record their trip to the game. Sorry.
Luke is super excited/sad to learn that the Goat Man of Utah is a real person.
Jen stops by for the Song of The Summer Finale, plus Luke wants to believe the Goat Man of Utah is real, even if he probably isn't.
TBTL's love for Fred Willard only grows in the wake of his porn theater scandal. Plus, The TBTL Players remember "Encyclopedia Brown" author Donal J. Sobol.
Luke talks to comedian Michael Ian Black and Pundit/famous daughter Meghan McCain about their RV trip across America and the sexual tension that was definitely not there.
TBTL favorite (and internet sensation) Pomplamoose stops by to talk about the art of mashing crazily popular songs (in this case, Call Me Maybe and Gotye) into something new.
Luke is freaked out after an incident with a motorcyclist on the freeway, plus Andrew goes into more detail as to why he thinks Luke isn't ready to own a dog.
Luke wants to get a dog, but wonders if he's a bad person if he doesn't rescue one from the pound. Andrew is zero help.
Comedy people Andy Haynes, Nick Turner & Alice Wetterlund discuss wedding plans, Daniel Tosh's controversial joke-making and getting fired from crummy jobs.
Luke and Andrew seek to work out a system whereby they alert each other if they are doing something embarrassing.
Luke has a new nightmare scenario which will haunt his dreams and learns that he's basically the most cliche psychotherapy patient ever.
Music journalist Mark Baumgarten stops by to talk about his new book, a history of K Records and its very, very weird founder Calvin Johnson.
Chris Hayes of MSNBC stops by Burbank Studios to talk about his book, his TV show, and why humans tend to react poorly to having millions of other people hate them for essentially no reason.
Singer songwriter Justin Towne Earl stops by to chat and play some songs behind the radio station.
Luke chats with "Game of Thrones" author George RR Martin about literary fame, HBO, and why not having kids may have been his ticket to becoming a literary superstar.
Luke Jen & Sean solve some mysteries and enjoy July 4th.
Eighty thousand dollars worth of fireworks explode at a local junk yard and Luke and Andrew find the circumstances suspicious.
Luke and Andrew wonder why an adorable little girl who cut her sister's hair seems to have life more figured out than they do.
TBTL friendo Steve Scher stops by to update us on his tinnitus, then Luke and Andrew down about 15 drinks and call it a "show"
Luke has an unfortunate meal experience on the way home that leaves him wondering if he was being kinda racist.
Luke and Andrew swap stories about their school lunch traumas, and discuss circumcision to the point where it becomes weird for everyone.
TBTL Chats with listener Nate, a National Level Artistic Roller Skater, plus, Jen freaks out about sun-damaged skin, and Luke weighs in on the Go The F**** To Sleep controversy.
Jen Flash Andrews finds herself in the middle of another family's feud over land, love and loyalty. Plus we reveal the round-one winners of this year's Song of the Summer contest.
Luke checks in from Chicago, and plays more of the conversation he had with Mo Rocca and PJ O'Rourke.
Mo Rocca and PJ O'Rourke join Luke on stage in Midland Michigan.
Writer Grant Cogswell talks about the new film based on his life and the other film he made that may have ruined it.
Luke and Producer Andrew get into an epic conversation as to why negative emails seem to bother them so much.
Luke flips out when a listener sends him a mean email at the wrong moment.
Legendary sports writer Frank Deford explains the best way to meet (and marry) a fashion model.
TBTL Producer Emeritus Jen Andrews phones-in from her secret lair to talk about the Song of the Summer, why she hates the Amish, and why she's secretly hoping to step on a rusty nail.
Luke returns from Addie's high school graduation with some insights into the modern teen mind.
Luke is devastated to learn that one of his favorite TV shows is a complete sham.
Luke tries a 5 hour energy drink for the first time. The results are disastrous.
Luke, Andrew, and Sean can't find an open studio at the radio station, so they record the show from Andrew's car.
Luke and Producer Andrew discuss some studies that find highly intelligent people tend to drink more but shit gets weird when they try to access their own motivations for major imbibing.
Luke joins comedian Lewis Black onstage to discuss politics, comedy and why The Daily Show was once kind of lame.
Bean from The Kevin & Bean Show stops by to explain to Luke and Andrew why they shouldn't hate in the legendary Don Imus.
Luke and Producer Andrew debate the merits of public wedding proposals.
Luke and Producer Andrew swig whiskey with Britney Howard from The Alabama Shakes and learn all about the rural postal service.
The incredibly weird and awesome Reign Wolf stops by the TBTL backstage Recording Center to play some tunes and chat.
Sara Schaefer of the You Had To Be Here podcast and comedian extraordinaire Scott Moran stop by TBTL studios to talk.
TBTL accosts Feist at Sasquatch to find out if she lied to us, Luke changes his outgoing Vmail message to try and impress John C. Reilly, plus... live music from Craft Spells!
Luke, Producer Andrew & Sean DeTore broadcast live from backstage at Sasquatch and wonder how they got hustled into an overpriced foot wash from a child grifter.
The second part of Luke's conversation with Auguston Burroughs author of "Running With Scissors"
Author Auguston Burroughs (Running With Scissors) stops by to dole out personal advice and explains why he still lives in a studio apartment
Luke, Sean, & Producer Andrew ponder the end of America's dignity, one ice cream carton at a time.
Luke and Andrew find out about the phenomenon of Canadian Tire Money, plus comedian Hari Kondabolu stops by.
TBTL uncovers audio evidence of Gilbert Gottfried reading "50 Shades of Grey" and ruins sex for everyone for the rest of eternity.
Luke, Sean & a variety of KIRO staffers take part in a deeply embarrassing cheeseburger eating contest.
Luke reports on his great time meeting Lewis Black and calls a listener in Poland who just finished hanging out with TBTL's new favorite band.
TBTL finds out it's pretty much the most popular radio show EVER in Poland, plus live music from The Gloria Darlings!
Luke flies solo and wonders why John Mayer is wearing that hat on an Ellen appearance and also why an NBC host won't let a poor little girl crap her pants on live TV.
Seattle gets a rare sunny day so Luke and Producer Andrew take to the front porch of Burbank Studios to discuss whether or not Luke has too much self-esteem tied up in twitter.
Luke, Andrew, Sean, Bill Radke & The Mummy spike some pizza with the hottest stuff on earth and see what happens.
With Barack Obama mere blocks away from Burbank Studios, Luke Sean and Andrew debate going to visit him and make a plan for their Friday Pizza Challenge.
Luke and Andrew swap workout tips and wonder if a birthday clown that terrorizes your children for hire can even be real.
Luke and Andrew convene another panel of "One and A Half Men", in which two dudes try to talk about female-oriented issues.
Jen stops by to celebrate her birthday and pass the Song of The Summer Torch to Producer Andrew.
Luke Andrew & Sean learn about turning problems into blessings and play with a Magic Eight Ball.
A very drunk lady shares some pearls of wisdom with Luke regarding one Charlie Sheen.
Luke and Andrew announce the return of TBTL's 4th annual Song of The Summer Contest.
Moshe Kasher stops by to talk about his new book which covers drugs, Judaism, and why his grandfather may have been the best lover the world has ever seen.
Luke's buddy The Mummy stops by to play some music, while the gang contemplates whether or not to make a Hell Pizza.
In possibly the most bizarre TBTL of all time, Luke and his pals descend on the 2nd Ave Deli in New York, eat and drink up a storm, record it, and call it entertainment.
Luke checks in from an NYC hotel with strange clientele, plus an interview with one of TBTL's favorite bands, Built To Spill.
Comedian Maria Bamford swings by, plus Sean DeTore gets to the bottom of this whole Satanic Backmasking Thing once and for all.
A Florida man is arrested for putting soda in his free water cup at a McDonalds. Luke puts the entire fountain drink system on trial.
Ben Gibbard stops by to talk about how disgusted he was with some recent behavior from The Mariners, plus Producer Andrew has exciting news about the McDonald's tapes from his youth.
Luke and Andrew defend the guy who kept an elaborate spreadsheet of his online dates.
TBTL talks to fellow radio friendo Steve Scher about what it's like to live with ringing in your ears 24 hours a day for years and years.
Sean DeTore stops by to update us on his tax return, dying plant and other things, plus TBTL welcomes back one of its most popular segments, Call-Makers.
TBTL gets an eyewitness report of the Tupac hologram situation from Coachella thanks to Randy Wang of the "Pretty Good Podcast"
The hilarious and lovely Teresa Strasser stops by TBTL to talk about hollywood, writing projects, and why her date with Luke years ago could never be.
Luke and Andrew realize they are not qualified to discuss female-oriented issues, so they bring in the big gun, Jen Andrews.
Luke and Andrew discuss Axel Rose's decision to skip the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, and more is revealed in Andrew's search for the McDonald's tapes of his childhood.
Luke and Andrew spend fifty five minutes trying to set Andrew's new iPad up, record it, and call it a show.
Luke reveals something about a recent very unpopular guest, while Producer Andrew explains his fear of drive-thrus.
The death of Mike Wallace has Luke and Producer Andrew wondering if they are, technically speaking, journalists.
Sean's plant is suffering from a mysterious illness and he doesn't know what to do about it.
The last time Neil Hamburger was on the show, the listeners hated it. So we asked him back to respond to their hurtful internet comments.
Luke has a run-in with his neighbor over the apparently toxic substance he wants to use to kill some moss in his yard.
Luke and Andrew discuss the merits of cats, national anthems, and female television programs.
Luke wonders if his total domination of an onstage drinking contest was a good or bad thing. Plus, Producer Andrew is no big fan of April Fools pranks.
TBTL Live from Comicon, Featuring Wil Wheaton
Jen and Luke stumble upon video of a drunk guy singing in the back of a police car, proving that music is the great liberator of the human spirit.
Eugene Mirman and Elna Baker stop by to talk about lotto winnings, the new craze of Baby Birding, and the challenges of telling your Very Mormon Parents you're not a mormon anymore.
Luke and Andrew deal with the backlash against the backlash over their foul mouths. Plus, terrible celebrity parenting, and! The music of Alessandra Rose.
Luke and Producer Andrew talk about Mike Daisey's apology, which actually kicks off with a reference to TBTL. Plus they discuss whether or no they should establish a TBTL swear jar.
Adam Carolla stops by to talk fame, fortune, and why no one watched his home improvement TV show.
After hearing about yet another famous person with gout, Luke starts to have phantom pains, thinking he might have it to. Meanwhile, Sean's medical advice is suspect at best.
Eddie Pepitone star of stage and screen (iPod screen actually, but whatever) stops by discuss his plot to move off the grid to a place called Slab City.
Luke and Producer Andrew discuss where the line is between friendly and creepy when adult males talk to non-adult children. Also, Luke makes a startling admission about the movie The Shining.
Luke and Producer Andrew try to figure out who had a crappier weekend. Luke, who ended up penniless and phone-less begging his way onto a city bus, or monologist Mike Daisey, who was exposed as a fibber.
Luke learns in a very painful way that his best athletic days are behind him when he and The Mummy's rec basketball team suffers a humiliating loss.
Luke and Producer Andrew have plans to discuss the news of the day but end up delving into their childhood traumas with special emphasis on the danger of eating super hot peppers.
Marilyn Hagerty, the 85 year-old restaurant critic whose Olive Garden review has swept the internet shows up on TBTL to explain why we should all get over the internet. Plus! Motopony stops by Burbank Studios to chat, drink, and break into impromptu church songs.
KROQ's Bean Baxter stops by TBTL Studios to recount his recent meeting with Lana Del Rey, and Luke wonders if he's being a jerk by laughing at a midwestern newspaper review of Olive Garden.
The hilarious (and sometimes profound) Ron Funches visits Burbank Studios. Plus Luke and Andrew debate whether or not to see Lana Del Rey play a free show in Seattle.
Insane Clown Posse launches a social networking site, Luke joins and finds he's made some weird new homies.
Luke and Producer Andrew discuss Ice Cube, high school weightlifting and Luke's brush with his personal hero, Alec Baldwin.
Luke checks in from Chicago after another round of Wait Wait Don't Tell Me (which featured an awesome guest), plus, an interview with humorist, social critic, and all-around genius Fran Lebowitz.
Luke jets off for Chicago feeling very excited for the Wait Wait Special Guest he'll get to talk to but not before the fellas from The Lonely Forest stop by Burbank Studios to drink some scotch and make up some songs.
Luke and Jen swap yoga horror stories, plus reveal which listener managed to figure out the reason Luke played the ending music he did on Tuesday's show. Plus, Jen heads off into the Wild Blue Yonder for a spell.
Luke and Producer Andrew make a plan to be Apocalypse Buddies, meanwhile Donald Trump takes some time out of his busy schedule (of being a terrible businessman) to weigh in on a topic no once cares about.
Luke and Jen parse through what worked and didn't work about this year's Oscars (spoiler alert, nothing worked). Also, TBTL has a special song of thanks written for the listeners who donated to the TBTL-A-Thon, and New Sponsor Alert! Welcome Evo!
Sean shows Luke, Jen and Mr. Knightly exactly what not to do when cooking pizza in a jar, and nearly loses an eyebrow in the process. It's another round of Cooking With Sean DeTore.
Tom Tagney stops by for TBTL's 5th Annual Oscars Preview show. Wine is consumed, predictions are made and even a few tears are shed.
Jen and listener Drew review a romance/adventure novel that seems to contain neither. Plus, Luke agonizes over whether of not to climb on the Little Red Wagon for Lent.
Mo Rocca swings by to talk about Romanian Sausage Fests, Italian Elder-Love Films, and the search to make his grandma's signature ravioli. Plus, Sean DeTore produces a highly questionable song for the TBTL-A-Thon.
Jen is freaked out by a surprise visitor at Burbank Studios, while Sean is obsessed (as always) with the movie Halloween 3. Speaking of 3's, it's also TBTL-A-Thon 3, Feels Like The Very Third Time.
Luke and Jen look back on the Mystery of the Farrells Kiss. Then, do a little AwesomeNotAwesome, and finally give you a preview of next week: the TBTL-a-thon.
The amazing story of a British fugitive caught in the USA delights us. Plus, Shakira prompts a "Shut It Down, America" and Jen pens an open letter to Chris Brown. Oh, and sloths are adorable!
Michael Lerner from Telekinesis stops by to talk Valentine's Day, play Justin Beiber covers, and fill us in on his new life as the famous drummer for Portlandia Live.
Luke and Jen mull over the passing of Whitney Houston, talk Grammys with Hot Greg, and try to call Skrillex's cell phone live on air.
It's Storytime with Luke and Jen. In this favorite episode, Luke and Jen each have an "I Wish I Hadn't Done That" tale to tell.
Jen has a big announcement for the TBTL listeners, and TBTL has some big advice for Simon Cowell, namely, Aim Low.
We learn that someone tried to stop the Challenger launch in News from 1986. And Norway meets North Korea in a lovely mash-up. Plus Jen shows John Williams some love and we end it all with a Web Gem.
Luke turns to Jason and Randy Sklar (of Sklarbro Country and other rad things) for advice on getting through this total lull in sports action. Plus, you got Hunger Games in my Lana Del Rey!
TBTL moves back upstairs, to the cramped office that launched things oh those many years ago. Luke Jen & Sean mull over The Superbowl, teenagers with contagious tics, and whether having to pee helps you make good decisions.
A recent Portlandia episode reminds of our own Battlestar Galactica rabbit hole. Plus, Tom Tangney gives us his recent interview with the director of The Artist
Although no one at TBTL will be a Facebook millionaire, we strive to happy for others. Plus, ironic tweets taken seriously have serious consequences and listener Gabe defends his tattoo and man bun.
On this episode Luke and Sean are shocked by Jen's report on the complications of work bathroom breaks in Norway. Plus, Kristin Bell has a breakdown that brings up some questions and finally, The Sporkful's Dan Pashman brings his tips for a good Superbowl Party.
Ira Glass swings by to discuss a stand-up comedian he'd like to fight, the latest exotic meat he's been feeding his dog, and why Luke isn't the most bumped contributor to This American Life (but it's close).
Luke gives a diet update, we discuss Uggs, the SAG awards, the urinals at the Rolling Stones museum and finally, what was going on at Etta James' funeral?
In this favorite episode, Luke and Jen brainstorm about fixing the airlines. Plus, Luke interviews the band, Noah and the Whale, from Sasquatch.
A mayor can't stop trying to rescue a situation that can't be rescued; New trend pieces say man buns and gongs are IN; how brilliant is 50 Cent? And, AwesomeNotAwesome takes on Hamm-o-grams, babies at the Olympics and a lawsuit against Jimmy Fallon.
The whole gang is in studio to reflect on Saturday night, talk about unpriced lunch specials, Disneyland policies and an ad campaign gone wrong. Plus, OSCAR talk!
This is our 1000th show LIVE from the Neptune Theater. The show included AwesomeNotAwesome, the TBTL Players, Tom Tangney and a show stopping performance from the Dusty 45s.
Luke is iced in, so he descends to Burbank Studios Debajo to make phone contact with Jen, who is trapped atop Queen Anne hill.
Luke is in the studio, Jen is home with champagne. They discuss how Luke made it into work through a snow storm, why pajamas aren't for the library and whether or not any of us should be worried about teens exchanging internet passwords.
Luke and Jen meet up for a drink to talk about the week ahead, the Golden Globes and what movie Jen walked out of over the weekend. Granny is definitely in the house.
This episode is actually many different segments that represent how much we laugh on this show. It is some of the funniest moments in TBTL history.
Luke and Jen discuss hard tv choices coming up this weekend. Plus an update on more North Korea craziness, Who Needs A Movie takes on Moneyball, and Email FRENZY!
Luke is back from New Hampshire and he and Jen immediately start planning for the big upcoming 1000th show, talk about the definition of illin, and save time for It's Pretty Cool
Comedian Andy Kindler came to the studio and it was fun and crazy and just a little out of control in this favorite episode from 2011.
Luke checks in from New Hampshire with big news about the 1000th show. Plus, one of our favorite interviews: Tim Heidecker and Eric Wareheim, stars of "Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job"
Luke kicks off this episode with all the 1000th Show details you've been waiting to hear. Plus, discussion of bands you should know, how to characterize swear words and why a certain taboo book from Jen's childhood is making a comeback.
Jessie Thorn joins us to talk about the big changes to the Sound of Young America show. Plus, Luke and Jen bring you some PSAs that you will really want to hear...involving pantslessness and suspicious soup.
Comedian Andy Haynes stops in to talk about Gary Busey, Steven Tyler and how to be great on Twitter
Luke and Jen catch each other up on their last 2 weeks, battle New Years Depression, and defend celebrities in high heels and athletes who celebrate.
This conversation with comedian Kumail Nanjiani is one of our Favorite Hours.
Luke and Jen pay tribute to the finest performances of the TBTL Players in this favorite episode
One of our favorite hours ever is this one we spent with Rachel Flotard on the eve of her band, Visqueen, playing their last shows.
In studio visits from singer/songwriter Leslie Feist and beloved band Built to Spill make up this favorite episode
Discussion of our membership in the Bad Babysitters Club makes us a TBTL favorite episode.
Tom Tangney joins TBTL to discuss favorite Christmas movies on this Sterlington Collection episode from 2008
The TBTL Fantasy Football League reports in; It's Pretty Cool takes on good books for gift-giving and finally, we literally celebrate Heather from Utah literally celebrating being a TEN
Luke, Jen and Sean choose their Top 5 Favorite Modern Day Christmas Songs and then do their traditional mash-up.
Luke and Jen get caught up on their Christmas shopping lists, debate HBO programming, try to decide if women boxers should wear skirts and finally ask why anyone would want to take credit for Avatar.
We say good riddance to a cruel and delusional dictator and we say a fond goodbye to Christopher Hitchens. Plus, learning a new word, an unplanned Charles Grodin segment and a message from Norway about their lack of butter: It's Not Funny.
When the economy turned bad, we looked to a Mel Gibson movie to show us the way. This is our week of living by the rules of Thunderdome. It includes our decision to eat on 3 dollars a day for a week, how that worked out, and our interview with foodie legend, Alice Waters.
Our Christmas party includes the TBTL Players, TBTL Debate Club, Tim Tam Slams and the TBTL debut of the game, Per Verse DJ.
We are bursting with segments: How Dare You! to airline pilots, You Can't Handle the Cute! to baby seals, TBTL Person of the Year, and some AwesomeNotAwesome.
Jen recounts her dramatic morning, which includes a falling Lyle Lovett poster. Plus, a false alarm in New Jersey leads us to discuss emergency evacuation. Then we put on our science hats, name our enemies and pass judgment on a Canadian study.
Introducing our new grammar lady, Mike Pesca! Plus, Luke reports back on The Nutcracker and Jen envies the Norwegian their butter shortage.
Luke and Jen announce the Holiday Spectacular show date and plan, including their reluctance to don leotards. Plus music and interviews with Dave Bazan and Dave Wakeling.
We announce the plan for the 1000th show; discuss Greyhound bus rides, our H&M shirts and exactly what happens when you fall in lava.
Comedian Dana Gould comes to the studio to discuss parenting, plane freak-outs, potlucks and out-of-circulation candy bars.
Discussion of karaoke rules, Christmas tree toppers and texting romantic poems. Plus medical information about nipples and cryogenic freezing sends us down unexpected paths.
Tales of our childhood attempts at stardom through local theater. Plus, Why It Matters: Waiting for Guffman
TBTL is Mystery Solvers Classic: Luke and Jen and the Tens search the country to find the girl who stole Jason's heart when he was a kid. Could we reunite them in one week?
The Feist album mystery gets personally hurtful; Brian Williams shows us a thing or two, and TBTL turns Legal Eagles to discuss a new lawsuit heading to court. Plus, Stack of Dimes drops in to discuss holiday movies.
Our friend Andrew stops by to be berated by Jen; Sean tells the reason he's got a red-face, and we ask the question, "Could Feist have been lying to us?"
Why It Matters: The Muppets. Plus, TBTL AfterHours brings you some Music For Your Weekend.
Jen presents her tips for a non-awkward Thanksgiving Dinner. Plus Luke takes you step by step through his process of building a tiny wig to cover a suspicious bald spot.
Discussing how much we don't want to be people who discuss traffic leads to a whole lot of traffic talk. Plus, the interview with singer/songwriter Leslie Feist.
Fashion chat about Utilikilts and wallet chains leads to the clarification of what the segment I Love You Chunk is all about.
Rachel FLotard joins us in studio to talk about her band, her plans, her life and even a little Bell Biv Devoe. Plus, she answers listener mail.
We interview Mindy Kaling, who is as lovely as you think. Plus, does yesterdays show count as a Trainwreck? And a quick It's Pretty Cool.
The culmination of all the wine tastings, with the in-studio version which leads us to the official selection. Plus, we learn about Civilian Mail Delivery and the TBTL Debate Club convenes.
Luke found a new faith in his fellow gamblers. Plus, why didn't the Oscar producers listen to us? And, a new segment: We also did not kill Bob Ruthman.
Oscar chat gets really deep into Brett Ratner's stuff; a reporter asks our favorite question; the NYC News Desk reports on genitalia valuation and a police sting that went wrong in a very surprising way.
Luke and Jen re-enact a public break-up. Plus, It's Pretty Cool, Call Makers and Email Frenzy.
Waking up in a world where LaToya Jackson makes sense and Nickelback evokes sympathy, Luke and Jen work through their emotions while discussing an overzealous janitor and a wedding lawsuit that feels a bit off.
Jen and Sean learn that Luke's inner-Big Dog almost got loose recently and there's good cause to worry for this weekend. Plus, a look back at three things that bug Jen...it's basically her Andy Rooney audition.
Luke and Jen debate the value of Disneyland and fire alarms. Plus, It's Pretty Cool and CallMakers, which leads to an a amazing rap performance out of the Bay Area.
Today Luke is back from Vegas and Jen is relieved that TIVO won't cause her to miss breaking news stories. Plus we check in with last week's news stories and find that Scotty just sings it that way.
This extravaganza includes Why It Matters: Scary Movies, Tales of a Christian Trick or Treater, and the annual re-telling of The Demon Lady on Eastlake Ave.
The hour of the week that caused many a person to ask, How is this on the air? We look back at a collection of moments that happened in the 9pm hour on Friday nights.
Interview with Keith Powell, who plays Toofer on 30 Rock.
Could we be in legal trouble for singing on Youtube? Plus, Luke compiles more evidence for his Ryan Adams theory.
An intricate science discussion takes an unexpected, hernia-related turn. Plus, we ruminate on the topic of 90's nostalgia and take a quiz music quiz to see how much we remember.
Luke and Jen discuss Steve Jobs' charisma, sweaters for penguins, the national anthem, playing it coy and how much making out is ok when you're in public.
This hour looks back at all the fun we've had with song lyrics gone wrong. From Bruce Springsteen to Mariah Carey to Barbara Mandrell and even Men at Work...it can often be tough to get the words right.
Everyone, including the dog, tries out Sean's Dog Food recipe. Plus an interview with the band, Built to Spill.
Luke gives an update on his lifestyle changes and we discuss the popularity of keeping exotic pets. Plus Email Frenzy and a new segment to empathize with people wrongly accused of cannibalism (it happens!)
Online Dating Horror Stories! (And some nice stories too).
Luke and Jen and Sean look over the hottest Halloween costumes and the TBTL debate club convenes again. Plus Granny Time looks at Jill Abramson, Chris Martin, the Woz and Mel Gibson.
TBTL looks back at the time Luke ran a marathon while carrying a recorder. The audio takes you through all the emotions and craziness of 26 miles.
We bring back the segment "Food in the News" in order to taste test the new Dr. Pepper that is for boys only; plus Mike Pesca checks in from NYC to debut a new segment, "Routes and Colors"
Discussion ranges from skepticism over recent Kraken findings to a ruling on doing The Wave during baseball games. Plus, thoughts on the lady who gave birth hours after finishing a marathon.
Luke's Twitter profile is on the rise, which might not be a good thing. Plus, we try and figure out the perfect degree of friendship to have with your neighbors.
TBTL: Weekend Edition features Luke and Jen covering a remarkably bad list featuring the so-called catchiest songs of all time. 'The Simpsons' may come to an end over a salary dispute -- are the actors worth as much as they're demanding? Plus, Johnny Depp makes a really stupid statement in Vanity Fair, and Luke is kinda sick of Bono's philanthropic efforts -- he'll explain why.
It was a perfect TBTL storm, followed by a rainbow: the night we infuriated Rachel Dratch, were delighted by Anthony Bourdain, and made Easy Bread while taking personal phone calls.
Luke and Jen discuss their favorite documentaries (with the listeners and Tom Tangney weighing in too)
Luke and Jen report on news from Hollywood, recommend Pretty Cool Stuff and have success at both Call Makers and Email Frenzy.
Luke and Jen debunk the list of Catchiest Songs released today. Plus, disappointment in media stars who clearly don't listen to TBTL. And finally, Podcast Talk!
Excitement bubbles over with the weekend's Arrested Development news; plus a new feature, TBTL Debate Club.
The US Postal Service may start putting living people on stamps -- maybe Andy Rooney can be a candidate! Plus, do parents love all their kids equally or do they pick favorites? Luke and Jen explain if they think they're the favorite.
Luke and Jen remember the time a TBTL is Mystery Solvers helped Jen realize her hidden detective skills.
Luke and Jen try to have a civilized conversation, but Sean keeps interrupting to talk about the Human Centipede 2.
While TBTL hacks up a lung, please enjoy this favorite day from the early days of summer when we celebrated the weather by broadcasting from the front porch.
TBTL survives a near collision with a rogue satellite, ponders if they were their parent's favorites, and Jen has one more reason to mourn the slow death of the Post Office.
On this weekend's edition of TBTL, Luke Burbank has absolute, undisputed scientific evidence that the US is far superior to Europe. And by absolute, undisputed scientific evidence, we mean... Luke's opinion.
Remember the night Luke and Sean tried to save the party Jen was hosting? Plus, Michael Ian Black stopped in too.
TBTL rolls out two of its most boring segments ever, Mic Chat and Lap Top Talk. Plus Jen gets all emotional about a 90210 breakup that happened 20 years ago.
On this weekend's edition of TBTL, Jen describes the time she got stuck in a basement at a wedding. Plus, Jen believes child goat-thieves in Minnesota are adorable and the Surgeon General wants ladies to spend less time on their hair (and she's got a bizarre reason related to physical fitness, but Jen buys it completely).
TBTL Ingredient #9 is Arrested Development.
TBTL Ingredient #8 is the podcast as therapy session.
TBTL Ingredient #3 is the stories from the New York Times.
TBTL Ingredient #2 is Jesus Creek stories and influences
Luke and Jen discuss their vacation plans and play an unforgettable episode of TBTL about the time Jen got stuck in a basement at a wedding.
Luke thinks Ryan Gosling is an amazing actor -- and not to mention fit and sexy. When he's not busy on the big screen, he's out breaking up street fights. Luke and Jenn discuss. Plus, it turns out Jenn hates Kate Winslet for something the actress did in "Titanic" (a movie that Luke inexplicably hasn't seen yet). Finally, Luke and Jenn discuss the definitive guide on how to end your email. Regards, TBTL: Weekend Edition.
A TBTL Mystery gets solved in record time and we look back at the genesis of our ICP confusion
Jen is annoyed by a new T-shirt at JC Pennys, Luke wins a 10$ bet related to SyFy channel, and TBTL remembers Seans attempts to dance to The Whitest Song Of All Time (aka Valerie by Steve Winwood)
TBTL rolls out a new segment "Oh No You Aint" related to Jack White teaming up with the Insane Clown Posse. Plus, the Surgeon General wants ladies to spend less time on their hair, and TBTL is Call-Makers.
Lukes co-worker has a run-in with Kathy Lee Gifford at the airport and hilarity ensues. Plus, Jen tries to decide whos more adorable, child goat-thieves in Minnesota, or adult looters in Tripoli.
Luke reports on the Jeff Bridges concert, Jen reviews the VMAs, and a local TV reporter learns the hard way about letting raw sewage get into your mouth.
TBTL Weekend! Allowing teenagers to watch small children has always been a horrible idea, and Luke Burbank tells us all why. It's all about bad babysitters on the weekend edition of TBTL.
Luke and Jen find out theyve been COMPLETELY wrong about Batman.
Luke shares some news with The Tens and Jen finally buries the hatchet with Kate Winslet.
On this weekends edition of TBTL: Dane Cooks incredibly awkward and fascinating cameo on Louis CKs TV show, Ben Huh from icanhazcheesburger squares off with GQ in a fashion battle to the death, and Lukes pal The Mummy weighs in on the John Denver mountain controversy in Colorado.
Sean acts out his big upcoming acting scene and we discuss the power of a certain kind of music that is awesomely bad.
Anderson Coopers giggling fit has Luke and Jen remembering times they had extreme trouble keeping their sh** together (in Lukes case, quite literally)
Allowing teenagers to watch small children has always been a bad idea, and now we know why.
Luke and Jen pick through the weekends news, including Charlie Sheens appearance at The Gathering of The Juggalos, and Dane Cooks incredibly awkward and fascinating cameo on Louis CKs TV show.
TBTL and their tens gather at the Sorrento Hotel to answer TBTL trivia and discuss their book selection, The Hunger Games.
Lukes pal The Mummy weighs in on the John Denver mountain controversy in Colorado, plus TBTL wonders if alcohol should even be served on flights anymore based on a recent peeing incident on a Jet Blue red-eye.
Jen realizes she might have gone a little overboard criticizing a past guest, Ben Huh from icanhazcheesburger squares off with GQ in a fashion battle to the death, and listener Rich in Indiana talks about going through life with an Obsessive Compulsive Disorder.
TBTL debriefs on the previous days guest, who seemed to really get under the skin of the Tens of Listeners. Plus, Jen was totally right about DB Coopers supposed niece and More Testicle Talk Than You Ever Wanted.
TBTL is joined by the blogger (and real life flight attendant) behind Coffee, Tea,or Me, who tells us how to get free drinks and stay on the good side of the flight crew. Plus, we take a look back at Sundays book club.
We broadcast while jets seem to be attacking the neighborhood, then discuss the folly of at-home ice cream-makers and remember back to the time we tried to learn french.
Luke and Jen debate Jerry Lewis while doling out advice to drunk mayors and stay-at-home nuclear scientists.
TBTL checks up on listeners around the country to make sure theyre surviving the heat. Plus, an Oprah-based conversation leads Luke to furiously reprimand rich people for being proud of themselves over remodeling their houses.
TBTLs Long-Running dislike for Celebrity Publicists is confirmed thanks to a drunken melt-down by the guy from Kings of Leon. Plus, it turns out you might be ethnocentric and not even realized it, based on womens tights.
Luke wonders if hes abusing his dog by not cutting his furry bangs (therefore rendering him kind of blind).
Derek Erdman does live revenge raps and tells a story that will horrify you and warm your heart at the same time.
Luke finds out that Jen was a child preacher and there is audio tape to prove it
An interview with Game of Thrones author, George R.R. Martin, PLUS evidence that it is a great time to be a lady in America which involves lady beer and nylons and corsets
Jen explains how everything you think you know about the Amy Winehouse song Rehab is probably wrong. Plus, Luke is officially over Competitive Facial Hair and Hot Greg stops by to review Captain America.
Luke and Jen look back on some of the biggest disasters they have had while broadcasting live
Luke interviews his parents and then he helps Jen and Sean practice their deejay skills.
TBTL celebrates the entire catalogue of Encyclopedia Brown and then learns to love Iceland
Kumail Nanjiani stops by to give a surprisingly detailed history of the comedian Yakov Smirnov.
Sean reports on his run through mud and fire, Jen cries her way through the World Cup Finals, and Luke says paper towels are far superior to napkins when it comes to face-cleaning.
Luke and Jen discuss their weekend plans which includes another bachelor party for Luke and a big movie for Jen
We regret the error, celebrate the Emmys, and parse the Pina Colada song so that Jen can convince Luke to love it like she does
One new segment asks Dave Grohl to calm down, another asks America to pay attention. Plus we announce the final tv theme song in our Top 5.
TBTL talks to listener Rob about the highs and lows of being a janitor. Plus, the absolute best way to deal with someone who says "I dont even own a TV"
Luke returns from a debauched weekend in Canada, while Jen was enjoying something similar in Seattle. TBTL has a public service announcement for Ryan ONeal, plus all the wedding advice youll ever need ever ever.
Luke and Jen plan their weekends and discuss exclamation points and read listener mail
TBTL talk to two obsessed Rolling Stones fans (Jens parents) about Mick Jaggers new project (and no, its not a sequel to Freejack). Plus, an update from Indiana, where kids no longer learn cursive writing.
We discuss how to stop drunks from pet shopping and the highs and lows of making a living doing stand-up with guest Andy Kindler
Luke drags a dangerous pile of fireworks into the basement, endangering the broadcast and Jen. Meanwhile, Charlie Sheen hastens the End Times by aligning himself with The Gathering of The Juggalos.
Everything you need to know about how Luke and Jen and Sean went from RPSD to Case Cloched.
Jen and Luke discuss fireworks, sharing toothbrushes, and their possible invite to the Kate Moss wedding this weekend.
Jen meets the worlds most persistent dermatologist, Luke wishes his radio bosses were so generous with the hamburgers and TBTL is Call-Makers!
TBTL Announces its Song of The Summer, considers changing its name (Artest Style) and chastises BET for rewarding Chris Brown (Color Purple Curse!)
Luke, Jen, and Sean celebrate TV theme songs with The TBTL Players, an epic quiz game and, finally, an attempt to name the Top 5 themes.
Luke interviews Sloane Crosley about her books and life as a publicist in NYC.
TBTL give advice to dads who want to put jokes in their daughters yearbooks, plus TBTL is Call-Makers. And music from Tennis Pro!
Roger Ebert apologizes (sort of) for tweeting insensitive things about a dead man, TBTL educates America on the various beauty pageants, and Hari Kondabolu stops by for Awesome Not Awesome.
TBTL takes credit for getting a Sherman Alexie book banned (and for his massive book sales), Taylor Swift has some choice words for her critics, and Luke and Jen try to figure out how they feel about Slut Walks.
Luke, Jen and Sean are many things and chief among them is neurotic. Here are three examples which prove the point.
Jens car has an emergency kit and Luke has a lot of questions. Plus, our guide to wearing a bluetooth and DMV talk!
Luke and Jen parse Spiderman reviews, try to define Hefners troubles, question the phenomenon of Pippa Fever and, finally, attempt an Iowa Call Makers.
Luke puts his foot in his mouth at a graduation party while Jens moving day almost ruins the Tonys. Plus TBTL asks the eternal question, Whos Crazier, Tracy Morgan or Anne Curry?
TBTL chats with the subjects of Holy Rollers a documentary about a ring of born-again Christian BlackJack card counters. They went from youth worship leaders to sitting on 1.5 million dollars in profits.
Jen finds a device that might save her marriage and Luke has advice for middle-aged dudes who find themselves mysteriously friended on facebook by hot 17 year-old girls.
Luke finally hears back from David Simon, creator of The Wire, and TBTL is ready to make it official: Hotel Maids do not want to have sex with you America.
Lukes faith in humanity is restored after he accidentally throws 500.00 in a garbage can, Jen worries the listeners will hate her shoe recommendations, and Bradley Cooper comes off as Super Dreamy because he can speak French.
TBTL learns that apparently the Smurfs stand for everything bad in the world, plus Sean regrets joking with a woman during trivia night, but Luke and Jen tell him not to sweat it.
Jen returns! TBTL Broadcasts Live From The Front Porch! Music From The Smittens!
Luke and Jens new airline gets a name and a slogan, meanwhile, Mike Pesca joins in from Miami with an update on the NBA Finals and Shaquille ONeals Rotten Tomatoes rating.
Luke and Jen invent the Best Airline Ever (involving laughing gas pumped into the plane for every flight) plus, live from the backstage of Sasquatch, Noah and The Whale!
Live from Sasquatch, Matt and Kim invite TBTL into their dressing room to talk about their days playing in bathrooms, the way kids get crazy at their shows, and why they still eat rice and beans.
While at Sasquatch 2011, Luke magically finds himself onstage with The Flaming Lips. Plus, The Head and The Heart stop by the TBTL booth to play some tunes.
Craig Mazin, the writer behind The Hangover Part 2 stops by to discuss Ken Jeong's penis, why he cyber-stalks reviewers who pan his movies and the the writing of a film he calls "worse than passing a kidney stone"
Jen looks to fill the Oprah-shaped void in Americas heart by hawking special poo drops that make your bathroom not smell like #2.
After an angry listener letter related to The X Files, Luke and Jen set out the Offical TBTL Rules For Spoiling Stuff. And also drink wine (Chateau St. Michelle natch.)
TBTL counsels an anonymous female listener who had a very embarrassing bathroom run-in at work. Plus, Luke and Jen review the highs and lows of the just-ended season of Saturday Night Live.
Luke makes a fool of himself vs. The Harlem Globetrotters while Jen does the same in front of her nieces and nephews at a Mexican restaurant. Another TBTL Top Status success!
TBTL announces the winner of its Salmon Art Contest and debuts three new segments, none of which will ever be heard again probably.
Americas funnyman Neil Hamburger and Super Talent Brody Stevens stop by the TBTL studios with tales ranging from the hilarious to deeply depressing.
Luke interviews his high school basketball coach to get inspired for an upcoming charity game against The Harlem Globetrotters. Meanwhile Jen and Vanessa can empathize with Maria Shriver for staying with Arnold for as long as she did.
Luke and Jen try to decide if theyre sad or relieved that Donald Trump is not running for President. Plus TBTL kicks off its Song of The Summer contest.
Jen checks in from Minnesota, Luke has technical problems (which he tries to solve by drinking lots of beer during the show), and things basically go totally off the rails. Plus, discussion of Bin Laden's porn stash.
Paul Feig, creator of Freaks and Geeks and director of the new Kristin Wiig movie Bridesmaids stops by to discuss the role of diarrhea in female-driven comedies.
TBTL Live from Chicago night two, featuring Peter Sagal of Wait Wait Don't Tell Me and the music of Very Truly Yours.
TBTL Live from Chicago Night One, featuring Cameron Esposito and the music of Canasta.
Luke Jen and Sean try to quell their inner nervousness about the live show by turning to the wisdom of Bonnie Hunt.
Monologist Mike Daisey swings by to tell what happened when he tracked his beloved Apple Electronics all the way back to the Chinese factory where they were made.
Luke reports on his visit to Charlie Sheen Live while Jen busies herself 'rehearsing' for the upcoming TBTL Chicago shows.
In typical TBTL fashion Luke and Jen spend considerable time talking about how exactly they should be talking about the end of Osama Bin Laden. Plus, Luke cooks up an ingenious system for not mixing up the names Obama and Osama.
Jen enters her 14th hour of tweet/broadcasting about the royals, Luke makes a (rare) insight into the darkest heart of Charlie Sheen, and the triumphant return of Sean DeTore!!
Demetri Martin stops by to explain why he's not a big fan of Twitter-based comedy, Jen and Jason's relationship is strained by English Tea and Cinnamon Rolls, and Luke humiliates himself in front of his on-again off-again trainer at the gym.
Despite the freezing temperature in Seattle, TBTL launches its Song of the Summer contest. Plus, Luke takes a stroll down memory lane when he digs up his old Friendster account and Jen firms up her plan for obsessively tracking the royal wedding.
Luke is confused as to what day it is but manages to stumble through the show with the help of Vanessa, Jen, and the promise of some serious napping the second they're done recording.
Luke eases back into broadcasting after climbing off the red wagon on Easter. Plus, The Dusty 45's (who are opening for Adele in may... no big deal) stop by to play some tunes and tell some tales.
Luke and Jen reminisce about their days of battle rapping and the beat track Sean made, quite possibly the worst in history.
An email clarifying when it's okay to vomit in fraternity water fountains creates more questions than answers. Plus, TBTL turns 800!!
Luke finds himself angry at nearly everyone and everything, and even himself for being such a hater (and for using the term 'hater'), meanwhile Jen's insomnia leads her to realize that she's modeled her life after a character in a Huey Lewis and The News song.
Jen realizes everything she does is wrong, and sets out to fix things. Luke wonders why he's agreed to let a trainer torture him with Very Hard Excercises, while Gary Busey continues to delight and amaze TBTL (and the world) with his antics. Plus, new segment: Email Frenzy!!
Luke reveals exclusive tape demonstrating how annoyed David Simon (creator of The Wire) is with his cyber-stalking ways, Jen takes her granny rap game to new levels thanks to the listeners, and Andy Haynes reports on The Celebrity Apprentice (and appears to hate every second of it).
Robert and Jad from RadioLab stop by to discuss Radios, and Labs and a guy who might have been trying to sneak into the women's restroom at the interview site. Plus, Luke reports from Chicago on his near run-in with David Simon, creator of The Wire.
TBTL heads for Chicago to scout about for the upcoming live shows, but not before leaving behind a scintilating chat with Mr. David Sedaris himself.
Luke wonders if Tina Fey and her husband are actually Fashion Criminals, Jen has news about her Royal Ring order, and China's leaders remind everyone that yep, they're still pretty nuts.
Luke accidentally uses his vast knowledge of Afghanistan to hurt a co-worker's feelings, Jen contemplates buying a really fake ring in honor of William and Kate's Royal Wedding and TBTL presents one more reason to keep your kid away from Applebee's.
Luke tells the story of the nacho-cheese fueled near-roit he witnessed over the weekend, while Jen continues, with Raptastic Results, her ongoing campaign to get Jay-Z to sample the song 'Soldier of Love'.
Miniature Tigers stop by to chat about music, high school, and a harrowing run-in w/ Law Enforcement.
Sean sets a Seattle record (well maybe), for jamming toothpicks in his beard, Luke learns a hard lesson about Body Sculpting Class and Jen talks TV (and some Skeet Ulrich).
Ben Gibbard from Death Cab talks about the band's live video adventure and Luke makes a bold Vanilla Ice-related prediction while Jen tries (unsuccessfully) to hide her skepticism.
Luke decides to give himself a haircut with unfortunate results, Jen learns more than she wants to about bracketology, and McDonald's seeks to single-handidly revive the US job market.
Charlie Sheen learns the hard truth (that TBTL already knows) about live performances, Jen has granny advice for a guy who doesn't want to pay for his neice's Australian 'college' and comedian Andy Haynes stops by the studio and considers moving in.
Josh Foer discusses his new book 'Moonwalking With Einstein' or, as Luke calls it, 'Harnessing the power of boobs for a great memory'.
Sean hatches a beard-related plan for internet fame and glory, Luke tells the tale of his night on stage with RadioLab, and Jen finally gets her chance to discuss American Idol.
Luke is worried he'll be exposed for the mere Micro-celebrity that he is, Jen has some tips on stuff that's, Pretty Cool, and a listener with a vaguely sexual online handle calls in to explain the backstory.
The TBTL listeners come up with the best solution ever for catchng the Escaped Brox Cobra. And in a related story, Luke is sad the Escaped Bronx Cobra has more twitter followers than he does.
Bret Michaels sues The Tonys, but his case is undermined by the hilariously Top Gun-related writing entered into court by his attorneys. Plus, the LA Times tries to make Jen care about the face-bitingly sexy Tasmanian Devil with limited success.
TBTL chats with one of the writers of NBC's 'Outsourced' who would like to let well-meaning white folks know that the show is not, in fact, racist.
TBTL uncovers (maybe) never before known details of The Bryan Adams Video Project, Luke tries a diet that Dr. Jen does not approve of, and Mike Pesca stops by to play 'On The Bubble'
Luke has a minor meltdown when he realizes his life is half over, but Jen perks him up the only thing that can do the trick, a rendition of the 'Perfect Strangers' opening theme.
Jen makes the case for why Bryan Adams deserves our love and respect, while Luke finds himself unexpectedly sucked into the video for his song 'Heaven'. Plus, TBTL makes a big announcement!
TBTL learns that turning the production of segments over to the listeners is probably a bad idea, Luke endures a minor Apple store-related freak out, and Jen has Granny Time advice for a listener regarding extreme breast feeding.
TBTL sends a love letter to Japan, complete with live karaoke, emails from Tokyo listeners, and the TBTL Players performing scenes from 'Star Blazers'.
Detroit gets its RoboCop statue, The NYT hopes it's going to get big dollars from its new digital subscription fees, and Luke and Jen get ambivalent on what some people are calling "The Worst Song of All Time"
TBTL Is Call-Makers, listener Jeni wants to know if she and her husband should take the Japanese vacation they've been planning for the past year. Plus, pie is not the new cupcakes. In fact, cupcakes aren't even the new cupcakes.
Luke and Jen discuss the finer points of Las Vegas, Harry Baals, iPads, Underwear, and Roundball Rock.
Luke and The Mummy suffer humiliation at the hands of a rag-tag basketball team, Jen announces her shocking retirement (from a segment, don't freak out), and a winner is declared in the 'Biggest Regret' contest.
TBTL wonders, is it bragging if you tell folks you got up early to work out? Speaking of working out, Luke develops intense feelings of rage for the guy on the P90X video.
Jen reveals a shocking Phil Collins-related secret, Luke reports on Day Two of his ride on the Little Red Wagon, and Sean's beard grows into a suprisingly un-hobo looking thing.
Luke climbs on 'The Little Red Wagon' for 46 days of no booze juice, Jen carefully considers her relationship with Mike Tyson, and yet another (unsolicited) TBTL parenting tip: 'My Child, My Enemy'
Luke and Jen go to great lengths to point out how dumb the term 'random' is, and then inadvertantly use it 33 times during the rest of the show. SO Random!!
Luke is banned for life from his local bowling alley. Plus, TBTL debuts 'Mondays with Gary' in which we look at the amazing stuff Gary Busey got up to on The Celebrity Apprentice. And, Jen has some granny advice about attending family weddings.
Jen's dog has a run-in @ the groomer's leading to what is likely the most detailed discussion of canine and human anal glands you've heard in your life.
The Lonely Forest stops by to play music, chit chat, and square off with Jen in a Harry Potter trivia contest.
Vanessa tells the tale of her trip to Central and South America, where she encountered indigenous peoples, shady drugs, and shadier insects. Plus, are we making this whole Charlie Sheen thing worse by obsessing over it?
Ken Jennings discusses his recent battle with Watson the trivia computer, nerd fame vs. Charlie Sheen fame, and Luke's bizarrely specific fantasies regarding sexually pleasuring our future robot overlords.
Luke and (virtual) Jen take a trip to Sean's house. Where there are no sheets on the bed, and the Miami Vice soundtrack never stops playing.
Oscars party show with Tom Tangney. Plus, the triumphant return of The TBTL Players!
The triumphant return of 'Cooking With Sean DeTore', Tons of Effing Risotto edition. Sean, Luke (and Jen, via skype video) take over Burbank Kitchens with surprising results.
TBTL-A-Thon Day Three: Luke and Jen share their major life regrets (and pray that it's fascinating), and Luke's agent Mort calls in with some interesting job prospects.
Taking a cue from the phenomenally successful 'John Tesh Intelligence for Your Life' radio show, TBTL shares some of its intelligence. And gets feedback from an actual John Tesh Show producer.
Day one of "TBTL-A-Thon 2011: The Deuce." Jen tries to figure out the monetary value of the show, the listeners call in with their favorite moments, and Luke is concerned when Sean says he 'misses his mouth.'
Maria Bamford stops by to discuss obsessive compulsive thoughts, dog parades, and her spotty track record of performing comedy at North Carolina Gun Shows.
In light of the recent goings on with Jeopardy, TBTL battles a robot (and probably loses).
TBTL is Call-Takers! Listeners phone in with queries about North Korea, Podcasting, My Chemical Romance concerts and (of course) mysterious bulldog-related emails.
Did an LA TV reporter have a stroke live on-air? And is it okay to have fun with the audio tape? Plus, Luke has a new hero, Jen reads the saddest book of all time and Bean from the Kevin and Bean show stops by to defend Justin Bieber.
The Gang talks to Chris Thrash, a guy from Alabama with a working Rockafire Explosion in his back yard. (No idea what that is? Well that's why you should listen to this episode).
Luke runs into the World's Most Inappropriate pharmacy cashier, Jen reviews 'Justified' (with some help from Bobby Brown), and TBTL rolls out yet another new segment:'What the What?'
Luke and MoMo have a breakthrough, Jen finds herself at the center of a media firestorm, and TBTL calls for shutting down the idea of 'Work Spouses'.
Prince totally redeems himself by yelling at Kim Kardashian, Luke tells the story of his silent run-in with Bonnie Raitt,and Jen has some redesign tips for The Huffington Post.
Luke nearly drowns when he falls face first into a mudpuddle behind a chinese restaurant. Jen develops an amazing math formula related to Justin Beiber, and Vanessa surprises everyone by calling in from the wild jungles of Columbia right in the middle of the show.
Luke wonders if this whole studio move was actually a terrible idea while Mike Pesca calls in from Dallas with a Super Bowl update.
The triumphant return of 'TBTL is Call-Makers' is thwarted by the triumphant return of technical issues, which leads to triumphantly reading some emails and giving half hearted responses.
Luke learns a painful lesson about being cocky, Jen makes elaborate plans for her Golden Years.
TBTL's first broadcast from Burbank Studios Debajo! Including listener calls and Jen's criticism of Luke's interior decorating skills.
Luke wakes up on Saturday and remembers he was supposed to do a show on Friday. The listeners tweet their fury at him.
Despite ingesting massive quantities of cold medicine, Luke decides to try and do the show. Disaster ensues.
Luke battles through illness so The Gang can learn a lesson on what Is and Isn't news. Plus, TBTL takes a trip into the demented world of 'Bun Scrubbles'.
Luke wonders why well-paid professionals turn into crazed monkeys when free food comes around, and speaking of free food, Jen tries to figure out her strategy with a gruff hobo who enjoys pawing through her garbage.
Luke and Jen obsess about their weight. And then obsess about obsessing about their weight. In other words, a typical TBTL monday.
Luke braves the cold of Chicago, and considers starting a fire in his hotel room. Also, Ben Gibbard from Death Cab For Cutie stops by Burbank Studios with his guitar and beautiful beautiful voice.
TBTL live from Bumbershoot, featuring Chris Hardwick, Kumail Nanjiani, and Surfer Blood!
Live from TBTL Kitchens. Luke and Vanessa make some fish tacos, learn about American Idol, and decide that calling it 'TBTL Kitchens' sounds pretentious.
TBTL explores LBJ's Bunghole, workplace bathroom etiquette, and Luke's place on the list of Famous Albanians (in that order).
The Gang looks back at Ricky Gervais' Golden Globes hosting, was it too mean? Are we actually saying as a nation 'we weep for Tim Allen'? Also, Jen gives advice to two listeners who've been in a secret marriage for TEN YEARS.
Sean works on being nicer to jocks, Jen takes a crash course on Tunisia (thanks to Star Wars, and, you know, a revolution they're having) and JD and Thunder stop by to tell us about The Worst Movie You Can See This Weekend.
Coyotes invade Ft. Wayne, Dire Straits gets banned from Canadian radio, and Luke explains why your life hasn't been working out so well of late.
TBTL launches project 'Leave Ted Alone'. Plus, Luke gets good news about his mysterious bald spot while Jen gives advice on father/daughter dance songs.
TBTL officially declares itself on a Snow Day. Seattle's self-styled super heros might need some better training, and the surprising good rapping skills of Andy Milonakis.
Luke humiliates himself at a Chinese restaurant while Jen finds it confusing trying to operate a space satellite on behalf of George Clooney.
TBTL turns three years old! Reminiscing, drinking, and hilarity ensues.
Luke, Jen, and Vanessa discuss the explosive court case pitting two kitty litter companies against each other. Plus, the triumphant return of Awesome Not Awesome.
Andy Haynes and Scott Moran stop by to help Luke fix his many jokes that didn't work during the previous night's standup dry-run. Plus, of course, lots of 'Smanging'
TBTL contemplates the End of Days, Brett Favre's questionable decisions, and the hateful 'Ear-Crack' that The Black Eyed Peas apparently sprinkle into every song.
Luke and Jen share their resolutions for 2011, compare notes on recent public urinations, and go down an IMDB rabbit hole titled 'hey, what happened to the cast of Malcolm in the Middle?'
TBTL gets ready for the new year with a performance by the very awesome 'Fences'.
Luke learns a hard lesson about throwing a bowl of fish guts on the backyard grass. Plus! Comedian Andy Haynes.
Live from Burbank Kitchens! Van nearly wretches as Luke tries a high-stakes cooking experiment.
Luke, Sean and MoMo co-host the show from the cramped confines of a KIRO production room, reviewing Sean't recent comedy performance and discussing why 'midget' is not a proper way to describe someone.
Luke announces the worst-kept secret of all time (thanks Facebook) and Jen shares the tale of Samson the dog, Cupcake the lamb, and Their Very Unfortunate Meeting.
A Christmas Eve show for the ages. Awesome Listener Shout-outs being played over Awesome Christmas Music Songs interrupted only occasionally by Awesome Sponsorship Messages.
LA finally starts drying out, meanwhile TBTL takes a listen back to the best on-air Fondue Party/ Desk-Cleaning Out EVER.
Record rains continue to swamp LA, but TBTL still has the Christmas Spirit in its heart, as Tom Tangney stops by to talk holiday films.
The Gang wonders if newer Christmas songs are destined to suck, or if they've just been listening to too many 'Very Jonas Christmas' albums.
Luke and Vanessa end up with more camera time than they bargained for during a reality show wedding in LA. Plus, from the TBTL Archives, "TBTL Breakin' 2, Electric Boogaloo!"
The winner of the thrilling 'Cooking With Sean DeTore And You' contest is announced, Jesse Thorn of The Sound of Young America stops by to talk threads, and Jen nearly kills her family thanks to a healthy pizza.
Luke shares an awkward moment with Washington's Governor (and plays the tape to prove it), Jen weighs in on a naked mailman run-in, and Hari Kondabolu and Ahamefule Oluo talk comedy jokes.
Luke details what happened when he ran into his nemesis at a poker game, Jen explains why Tom Waits matters, and Poop-Inducing Yogurt Fraud Alert!
TBTL tries to make sense out of some mystifying Golden Globe nominations, Luke apologizes for mixing up his European Tennis Sex Maniacs, plus the return of everyone's new favorite segment: Jen Talks Sports (Which She Knows Almost Nothing About).
Luke worries about having been hacked thanks to The Gawker Media Empire, Sean preps for his big stand-up comedy debut (and tries some jokes out), and a Tiger Woods' mistress comes to an Indiana strip club, which has Jen feeling all granny-like.
TBTL's highly anticipated 'Most Fascinating People' Show, in which Luke and Jen interview the Most Fascinating people they've ever met... each other.
Luke tries an experiment, doing the show with basically no prep (which is not the usual practice believe it or not). Plus, Jen reveals her hatred for a beloved Christmas song and Christmas tradition.
Luke repeats a 'dirty' joke that got a Macy's Santa fired, and also comes up with a new nickname for his Upper Bald Spot. Plus, Jen reports from the Ft. Wayne Update Desk.. Now Open For Lunch!
Jen reflects on the day she spent with Elizabeth Edwards, who passed away today at 61. Luke makes the questionable decision to eat some bamboo and pays the price. Plus, the surprisingly high standards for serving as a Mall Santa.
The barber Luke blamed for his terrible cut fires back claiming he might have a bizarre medical condition (which they might be right about), Jen has advice for Josh Duhamel, Robert Di Nero and listener Leslie (in that order) and Shut It Down America! Facebook rumors regarding ChiMos.
Luke checks in from Chicago, plus Gregg Gillis (aka Girl Talk) discusses Jay-Z, Biomedical Engineering, and watching the Steelers win a superbowl while at an Australian casino.
Episode #700! Luke casts demons out of a bag of cookies, Jen learns about a secret talent, and the TBTL Voice Mail Line helps a listener who got a little too 'tired and emotional'
Luke comes close to punching a hipster for sporting a Hitler Mustache, Jen talks sports (about which she knows almost nothing) and everyone wonders what the Big NASA Announcement might be (and is there a Waiting for Guffman connection?).
Sean Investigates The Case of The Very Special Audio Tape, Luke thinks he might be moving up the Famous Albanian list, and TBTL debuts a new segment 'You Gotta See This!'
TBTL calls for a Shutting It Down (America) of the practice of TV networks declaring folks like Kim Kardashian to be 'fascinating'. Jen spent the weekend reading trashy magazines, and has some Granny Thoughts and say hi to our new awesome sponsor... Bing!
Luke checks in post-Thanksgiving with a cold in his throat and gravy in his belly. Oh, and producer Andrew Walsh presents a story of maybe the most involved birthday present ever.
Thanksgiving Day Special! Jen and Jason retell the weirdest thanksgiving ever, complete with random hobos and family members playing historical characters.
TBTL is thankful for love, and celebrates it with our version of a 'Delilah' call-in dedication show. Plus, speaking of love, we play maybe the most loving message to ever make its way in the TBTL Voicemail Box.
Snow My God! SNOMG! Snow Effing Way! Seattle gets snowed in and The Gang tries to think of the various stupid ways to describe it. Plus, Miniature Tigers thrill and delight us with their talking and songs.
Useful Info From TBTL!! Luke teaches the listeners how to make a tiny wig, while Jen gives the definitive rundown on how to have an awesome Thanksgiving.
TBTL catches up with the 'Tons Of F***king Sequins!!' kid, who tells us some secret dirt on his new internet celebritydom. Plus, Jen cleans out her closet, and Luke rolls out a new segment: 'Sucks To Be You"
Luke tells the epic tale of 'Granny vs. Jaws II', Jen does something she hasn't done for 20 years and feels bad about it, and Van reviews Din Tai Fung, which FINALLY opened over the weekend.
Jen stands up for Michael Buble during the 'Defend Yourself' segment, Luke disagrees with 'National Unfriend Day' and the gang asks the question, could a bunch of internet anger actually add up to changes in the TSA Groping Strategy?
Sean chases the Eye of The Tiger on his first jog as an adult, Jen finally faces the fact that she's vain (and the TBTL website is a better place for it) and Luke wonders if he's vain enough to actually stick with using Rogaine on his expanding bald-spot.
Luke wonders if a late night bouncy house party of a desolate street was a good way to spend his Sunday night, and Jen is confused by Facebook's economics. Plus, Tons of Effing Sequins!!
Luke and Jen clean out her closet, eat a whoopie pie, and talk dog sitting strategies. Plus, The Stranger Staff stops by for 'Hey There Stranger' special 'Friday We Screwed Up The Thursday Recording' edition.
Sean tries to piece together the events of the previous night (in which he ingested 2 cans of Four Loko and went on a midnight bike ride), Luke remembers all the ways Dave Niehaus made his childhood more awesome, and Jen tells the listeners to take it easy on the criticisms (we were dealing with some intense Alien-Related News yesterday).
George Bush forgives someone named 'Conway' for saying he's a racist, Jen solves the childhood obesity epidemic, and Luke gets a little too obsessed w/ Chinese Jump Rope.
The Gang reviews Conan's triumphant(?) return to late night tv, Jen feels for the folks stuck on a cruise ship in the middle of the ocean, and Luke is distressed by the results of the President's Commission looking into the BP Oil Spill.
Danny Boyle talks about folks passing out during his new film '127' Hours. Jen hates Good Morning America's news judgement, and Luke tries to host the show on just a couple cups of coffee and some Sun Chips (with pretty lame results).
David Sedaris on racist jokes and pets who chew their owners' faces off, plus Luke and Jen eat 'News Food' aka, McRibs chased w/ Four Loko.
Ben Gibbard of Death Cab For Cutie and The Postal Service performs live plus tells stories of The Korean Michael Jackson.
TBTL says goodbye to the crazy candidates who made the election so fun to watch, plus the triumphant return of Awesome Not Awesome.
Jen has some debatable theories about elections and the attractiveness of candidates. Plus Nikki With Two K's tells a story of being saved by some weird Bear-lovers with a creepy dog.
Jen makes her full-time return to the show in a new segment called 'How Did I Get Here?' and Luke has some trick-or-treating issues from his childhood that he clearly hasn't fully worked through.
TBTL Halloween Show Part II. Cooking w/ Sean DeTore, Gross Eyeball Food Edition, Jen reports from The Ft. Wayne News Desk about a mysterious smell, and The Gang tells stories about the scariest moments of their lives.
Brendan Kiley from The Stranger tries to figure out why it was that Evi Quaid sent him those naked photos of herself a few years back, and speaking of horror-shows, David Boze and Hot Greg join us to reprise two of our favorite TBTL Halloween moments of all time.
Sean investigates mysterious South African Rap/Circus Carnies 'Die Antwoord', Jen is horrified by something on Twitter, and Luke picks the worst possible vending machine lunch just prior to a show taping.
Luke makes an announcement regarding the Worst Kept Secret of all time, Larry King outdoes even himself for title of 'Most Senile TV Host' and a scientific look at Randy & Evi Quaid, who just might be suffering from 'Double Crazy Syndrome'.
The Gang discusses whether or not Quidditch is a real sport (ans: no), if Randy Quaid has lost his mind (ans: yes), and if it's a good idea for Taylor Swift to writes songs about schtupping John Mayer (ans: who knows, but it sure sounds gross).
Rainn Wilson swings by to talk about fantasy football, directing The Office and his misshapen nether regions. Plus Jen faces the prospects of a Very Stressful Dinner.
Cupcakes that will probably give you instant diabetes, Dianna Favre's plan for not worrying about her husbands sexting habit and Cameron Esposito on how The Wire makes her parents say the eff word.
Jen reports from Ft. Wayne Update Desk, Luke recaps some of the audio gems from Monday's show that failed to record and Mark Baumgarten from City Arts stops by to talk about the upcoming City Arts Fest, a plan so ambitious and crazy, it just might work.
Bouncing back from a show that failed to record, TBTL discusses Jimmy McMillan (of the 'Rent Is 2 Damn High Party') who just might be the most amazing political candidate of all time. Plus, Mike Pesca joins us for a slightly informal round of 'On The Bubble'
Luke and Jen record a scintillating hour of Imaginary Radio before the unthinkable happens.
Episode #666 has Luke remembering his days as a kid, terrified of the coming rapture, Jen sizes up the halloween decoration scene in Ft. Wayne, and colleges across the country ban conversations about the one topic TBTL is most obsessed with.
T.I. and Lil' Wayne battle for Most Wonderful Person Of The Day, Perez Hilton promises he's going to stop being such a bully, and a Texas City Councilman tells the residents of Ft. Worth (and now the world) that It Gets Better.
Forget the Chilean Miners, TBTL wants a vigil for the Missouri guy who got trapped underground in a pipe full of poo. Also, Jen likes twittering more than she expected, and New Segment Alert: 'That's Not News'. Today's topic? Kim Kardashian gets naked. That's Not News!
The lies of Garfield are finally exposed, Jen starts a twitter account to document the Chilean Miner Rescue, and 'Today In Shameless Cries For Attention'
Jen invents a Chilean Miner Rescue drinking game, Luke gets mad and then sad about a twitter fight, and it turns out the Insane Clown Posse have been christians all along (just the kind who swear a lot and talk about murdering ho's).
TBTL makes a special 10-10-10 announcement, and no, no one's pregnant.
Luke contemplates what to do about Episode #666, due to arrive next week, a listener makes a very compelling defense of George Lucas' plan to re-release Star Wars 3-D, and What's The Worst Movie You Can See This Weekend?
Luke and Sean try to learn how to make good radio based on a laminated checklist found in a radio studio. Eli Sanders and David Schmader from The Stranger stop by to talk about Swingin' conservative judges and Sleater Kinney alumns. And Drew McFrizz weighs in on why Lil Wayne can't have an mp3 player in prison.
Luke gets the phone lines worked out just in time for the worst episode of Call Makers ever, Jen discusses how the TV creations of Steven J. Cannel taught her to transcend racism, and the debut of a new segment 'The System Totally Worked!'
Luke asks Vanessa if she'd stand by him the way Rick Sanchez's lady has been standing by him, Sean is forced to visit his new upstairs neighbor over a parking dispute, and MoMo the dog refuses to wear his new shirt properly, causing Luke great consternation.
The Great Birthday Debate comes to an ugly conclusion, Jen's makes a To Do list, even though she knows it's hopeless and FINALLY a foreign nation responds to one of Luke's totally valid concerns.
Luke worries what will happen to the Chilean miners when they come above ground (which will be happening very soon) Jen presents the biggest National Anthem Fail of all time, and The Return of The TBTL Players! Who teach us about the original debate over the Nation's most important song. Oh, and laugh and break character a lot.
Dan Savage phones in to talk about his new Youtube Channel called 'It Gets Better' as part of our 'Hey There Stranger' segment. Also, Luke has some very musical advice for Vanessa as to how she can constructively channel her anger at him.
Luke battles hurtful allegations of wearing 'dad jeans' and Jen tries to stage an on-air intervention for George Lucas (who announced he's making the Star Wars movies into 3-D).
Luke tries to patch things up with The Wire creator David Simon and Telekinesis stops by to chat and perform some never before heard stuff.
The owner of the Segway company dies in a pretty ironic way, which has the gang wondering if that's okay to point out. Also, Stephen Colbert's hilarious congressional appearance has some idiot congresspeople up in arms, and TV Roundup! Jen has a new teevee crush (and Jason totally approves).
Steve Weibe (King of Kong) talks about recently re-capturing the title of World's Highest Donkey Kong score.
Luke talks DUI's, John Franzen and 'Peacemaker' sandwiches with The Stranger staff. Plus, Jen gets settled into Ft. Wayne, and Vanessa, who grew up next to the city of Bell California really hates those city officials who probably fleeced the place.
Luke's is waaaay off in his assessment of a frivolous lawsuit filed by Lindsey Lohan (in that, apparently, it wasn't frivolous), Sean reconsiders giving away all of his trivia earnings each week, and Call Makers! This week, listener Grey in Nashville tells of almost killing his family with exploding wine.
Fences!! (plays some awesome tunes and talks about Steve Vai vs. Joe Satriani.) Plus, Luke is in a raging mood over the GOP holdup of something called 'The Dream Act.
Marc Maron talks about his secret photo/twitter session w/ Ken Mehlman (former GOP leader, now openly gay fellow) on a recent flight, Jen hears the honest truth from husband Jason regarding her 'decorating' style, and MoMo The Dog goes all Steve McQueen on it right before showtime.
Live from Chicago, Luke and Jen talk about bedbugs, fictional acid attacks, and a nominee for the sweetest karaoke jam of all time (spoiler alert: it's a Cher song)
Luke heads for Chicago, but not before he rolls out two new segments: 'This Week In Fakes' and 'Hey There Stranger'. Don't miss them, because like most TBTL Segments, they'll probably never happen again.
Politics Run Amok Edition! Featuring unhinged would-be treasurers and masturbation-oppossed would-be Senators. Appearances by Chris Hayes of The Nation, Owen Ashworth of Casiotone For The Painfully Alone, and MoMo the dog. Because damn he's cute.
Luke and Vanessa welcome their new dog MoMo to the TBTL Family, plus why are so many people washing their hands in the bathroom? And. why is violent crime falling even as poverty grows. (but mostly, they just talk about MoMo).
TBTL Live from The Troubadour Part II. Dana Gould, Princeton, Jesse Thorn, Rob Corddry and Garfunkel & Oates bring the interesting/hilarious.
TBTL Live From The Troubadour Part 1! Garfunkel & Oates, Marc Maron, Dana Gould, and The Dinner Party Download join Luke, Jen and Sean onstage for music, fun and joke-times.
Live from LA, the gang ponders the upcoming Troubadour show, talks about supporting the troops, Lady Ga Ga, and of course, yard gnome theft.
Live from LA, Luke gets wistful thanking all the listeners for supporting the show over the past year, and plays the episode during which TBTL's radio sh**-canning was announced.
Luke heads to LA, but not before digging up one of the best TBTL Segments Ever, Katie Sprenger singing the praises of Ross Dress For Less. The funniest hour of radio you've ever heard pertaining to a discount clothing chain.
TBTL Live from Bumbershoot featuring Chris Hardwick, Kumail Nanjiani, Surfer Blood, and way too many Human Centipede references for a show that small children attended.
Luke plays Sean a drunken message he has no memory of leaving on Luke's vmail, and JD and Thunder from Stack of Dimes stop by to talk about The Worst Movie You Can Watch This Weekend. This week: Freaked!
Dana Gould drops by to talk about getting his kids drunk, Luke calls on the Tens of Listeners to weigh in on if Wes' baby niece did, in fact, eat some meth at the playground, and why is NASA being such jerks to the trapped Chilean miners?
The show hits a new low point as Luke tries to multitask by hosting the show and scarfing down his lunch of Mexican Soup. Jen can't believe the shenanigans going on at The Grand Canyon, and Sean finally hears back from his neighbors who hate him. And, it turns out, they hate him.
Luke is sad that he took the bait and called the 'terrorists' (who probably aren't terrorists) terrorists. Plus, tweeting gone horribly horribly wrong and New Segment! Presenting TBTL Burfday Times!
Luke gets in huge trouble for twittering about Van's TV watching habits, but uses his charms to wriggle off the hook. Jen picks the wrong $30 per night hotel in Palm Springs, and good news boozers, moderate drinking gives you a long life (in a related note, everyone is invited to Luke's 85th Birthday party).
Michael Ian Black discusses when it is and isn't okay to start screaming profanity at the audience during a comedy set, speaking of swears, Quilter Boo Davis stops by to talk about her new racy quilting book, Dare to Be Square.
On today's show, we discuss tainted cocaine, roller derby, and cat poop... in other words, a typical Thursday edition of TBTL.
Luke hears if from the listeners over his plan to go on a 'cleanse', Jen learns that she's secretly judgmental of Utahans, and Sean decides, quite unexpectedly, to keep things calm on his Big Free Birthday.
The World's Worst Traffic Jam, the World's Celebrity Booking Service and The World's Best Version of a Justin Bieber song all collide on today's episode of TBTL.
It's Sean's birthday, and he's got a plan to get through the whole day eating and drinking for free. Plus, Mount St. Helens Vietnam Band stops by to play some music and share tales of inadvertently racist Denny's hostesses.
Jesse Thorn from The Sound of Young America and Put This On explains why clothing choice actually matters, plus, Luke cannot take this Eat Pray Love sh** any longer.
Luke overcomes physical challenges to mount the show. Jen thinks her Utah neighbors are swingers, and what exactly was up with that Blagojevich jury who couldn't come to a decision? We ask one of the jurors.
Luke tries to repair relations with listener Jill, who officially hates him. Plus, Dr. Laura quits radio and we couldn't be more happy.
TBTL says farewell to its least favorite listener, Sean apologizes to his upstairs neighbor, and Luke scours the various Juggalo blogs to see what they're saying about all the violence at The Gathering.
Luke and Sean break back into their old radio studio (at KIRO) to secretly record an episode of TBTL. Plus, Mark Jordan Legan on two good movies and one TERRIBLE movie (Undefeatable!).
Listeners 'auto tune' The TBTL, and Luke plays the results. Plus, Wednesday's dreadful Call-Makers segment has Luke digging in the archives for some vintage TBTL Is Call-Makers (spoiler alert, it's also dreadful).
Luke and Jen debate Steve Slater. American Hero or Major Beef-Starter? Plus, Luke thinks he might have jinxed Chris Hitchens by not properly preparing for their aborted interview.
The triumphant tale of a flight attendant grabbing two beers and sliding down the emergency shoot after a flight has Luke, Sean, and Vanessa remembering their best moments of quitting jobs. Plus, the Tens of listeners share their deepest, darkest (mostly shoplifting-related) stories.
Monday's episode nearly comes crashing down but is saved thanks to the help of an old stick from Luke's basement. Sean loses his Stromboli and then dignity on a late night bike ride, plus, are you an adult shoplifter? Is there any justification for sticky fingers?
Live from Chicago, Luke's performance on Wait Wait is cringe-inducing, but he feels better after re-listening to all of your horribly cringeworthy experiences.
A hamburger-throwing maniac sends Jen into a near meltdown in Taos, while Luke does battle with an embittered listener via the Imaginary Airwaves.
Luke realizes his neighborhood sucks partly because of him, Kanye + New Yorker Cartoons = hilarity (though maybe not on the Imaginary Radio), Jen learns from the wisdom of Wynona Judd, and TBTL is Call-Makers!
Back at Burbank Studios, TBTL reflects on the world's likely end on Tuesday night, Jen tries to use 'mocktails' to combat the record heat in the South West, and thanks to the power of song, Luke finally forgives Motley Crue's Vince Neil for some past stuff.
The gang packs up the lake cabin and heads back for civilization, but not before digging one more gem out of The TBTL Archives. Today's selection, 'TBTL Breakin' II, Electric Boogaloo' our live show featuring: Blue Scholars, Ken Jennings, and live listener wedding, and much much more.
Luke announces where the next TBTL Live Show will happen, and speaking of live shows, today's selection from the TBTL Archives is 'TBTL Summer Slam' featuring Sir Mix A Lot, Andy Haynes, John Roderick, Rachel Flotard and many more.
Live from Space Car, Luke wonders where Idaho is getting all its secret money from, plus, from the TBTL Archives, the complicated Mr. Eugene Mirman.
From The TBTL Archives, music and chatting from Dave Wakeling and The English Beat.
Luke attempts to host the show while also making breakfast, Vanessa's reading of Lolita has her suspicious of Luke's fandom of the work, and from The TBTL Archives, The Hold Steady.
Luke's newfound body acceptance has him walking around Idaho grocery stores with no shirt on, Vanessa hears weird sounds in the night which could be either humans or animals 'doing it', and from The TBTL Archives: Ira Glass!
Luke's family recounts their near-death experience in the middle of a lake, plus, we've got firm dates for some TBTL events in August. And, from The TBTL Archives, music and talking from Thao!
An update from the Remote Mountain Cabin, Announcing the TBTL Fiesta Fiesta! And, from the TBTL Archives, Wil Wheaton on why Dungeons and Dragons matters.
Luke managed to deprogram himself (mostly) from the cult of declaring himself a 'real american', plus the Remote Mountain Cabin comes with some new neighbor problems (involving a inflatable 'island'), and from The TBTL Archives: John Hodgman!
Luke feels a deep kinship with his rural brothers... except in one area. And area that makes him very very angry. Also, speaking of 'real american' activities, direct from the TBTL Archives, Cooking With Sean DeTore, Deep Fat Fryer Edition.
Luke wonders if all this mountain living has started to change him as a person, plus, from The TBTL Archives: Sherman Alexie talks basketball and the future of art.
Vanessa takes a dim view of Luke's plan to not shower or shave for the entire vacation, the Tens speculate on if Luke is or is not balding (spoiler alert! yes, he is), and Michael Ian Black menaces and entertains us in an interview from the TBTL Archives.
Luke tries to clear up a misunderstanding between country music fans and 'city folk', shares the story of 'Road Pizza' and plays an interview/performance from The Kills courtesy of the TBTL Archives.
Luke explains why the live shows cost .99, decides he's more fascinated with Eagles than his cat, and plays an interview with Derek Erdman, aka Rap Master Maurice.
TBTL Electric Boogaloo! Blue Scholars use a crazy contraption to bring the hip-hop, Ken Jennings (Jeopardy Champ) squares off against the TBTL Tens, Smoosh, Say Hi, and The Lonely Forest bring the music, Cooking With Sean DeTore, A Crazy Surprise Thing That Actually Happened, and much much more!
TBTL Summer Slam! Sir-Mix-A-Lot tries to help the Insane Clown Posse, Rachel Flotard nearly ruins a marriage, John Roderick talks tooth, Andy Haynes brings down the house with his comedy Jokes, and much much more!
With the Summer Slam live shows looming, Luke and Jen run through the Five Most Disastrous Live Events Ever, hoping to avoid a similar fate.
Fun Times! Jen and Sean show up live and in-person @ Burbank Studios to talk about Big Mammas, things that are Awesome and Not Awesome, and sushi jokes.
Lindsay Lohan gets on Luke's last nerve with her excuse-making, the New York Times messes up the whole 'frying an egg on the sidewalk' experiment in a major way, and listener Kelsey wants a TBTL dating service (and she's willing to set up the website!)
After a particularly pungent flight back from NYC, Luke issues a fatwa on people farting on airplanes, but Sean shares a personally story about just how wrong things can go when you keep gas inside for too long.
Live from NYC, Luke chats with the guys from The Sporkful, attends a swanky wedding, and sees the cutest sight ever in history ever.
Luke is on his way to NYC, but not before he ponders a questionable idea for his friend's wedding toast. Plus, a special replay of 2009's conversation with Robert Krulwich and Jad Abumrad of Radio Lab.
Carroll hold my calls!! (forever apparently). Luke talks to Matt Buchanon of Gizmo about Microsoft's decision to cancel the Kin phone after just 48 days. Plus, Sean's secret hate is a secret no longer, and the human vs. dog poop controversy rages on, today Beijing weighs in.
Jen runs into a cage fight, bloody picture frames and poorly timed sports-related bets as she hits South Dakota. The gang takes a trip down Crazy Memory Lane with Larry King, who announced his retirement on Monday. Plus, Call Makers! Listener Rex is trying to beat out a disabled guy to Oprah's new BFF.
Luke was totally wrong about That One Crazy Osama Hunter Guy, Andrew Matson from The Seattle Times explains why he's been waiting his whole life for Shabazz Palaces, and TBTL officially answers the question, which is more gross, human poop or dog poop?
David Malitz from The Washington Post details Courtney Love's Extremely Awful Concert Series, which rolled into DC last night, Luke has a startling confession to make to the listeners about the events of Saturday night, and the debut of a new segment: Stop Hatin'!
Mark Duplass, Director of the new film 'Cyrus' talks about keeping his Hoodie Vibe while making a big-budget picture. Plus, Luke shares his childhood terror related to The Variety Club Sunshine Coach.
Luke has a complete meltdown regarding PR agents, and how annoying he finds many of them. Plus, Sean wins Tom Tangney over regarding the merits of Human Centipede (to Luke's great sadness).
Sloane Crosley talks about her new book, creeper fans, and why she still hasn't quit her day job. Plus, Luke launches 'Operation Cyrus!'.
Jen finds the best town in America ever. After a weekend of boozing, Luke climbs back aboard the 'Little Red Wagon', and Awesome Not Awesome, World's Worst Neighbor edition.
Luke gets a lucky break which only re-enforces his habit of procrastinating, Amanda Bynes retires from acting but not from Tweeting about how she really likes black dudes, and The Tens of Listeners weigh in on Human Centipede.
Sean tries (unsuccessfully) to convince Luke and Vanessa that Human Centipede is worth watching, Utah's Attorney General gets the first ever 'Dude, Seriously?!' Award, and listener Judy writes in to agree with Sean that her uncle's old Ballard restaurant is, in fact, a crap-hole.
Luke's truly awful talent agent checks in with another pathetic job opportunity, Sean thinks he's got a ghost living in his new apartment, and is Icing the new facebook poke? Listener Eric in Brooklyn says yes.
Jen tries to single-handedly save the economy of one small Ohio town. Luke feels like a battered wife when it comes to his relationship with the Apple store, and TBTL-ella Song of The Summer Search. Round Two.
A California man gets arrested in Pakistan as he tries to hunt down Osama Bin Laden (by himself), and Luke is kind of impressed. Hari Kondabolu stops by to talk about the rigors of standup comedy, progressive politics, and how Luke has no idea how to pronounce his name, and the 15 things Larry King wonders about (courtesy of his twitter feed).
Did Afghanistan just go all Beverly Hillbillies on it? The NYT says yes, Blake Hounshell from Foreign Policy drops by TBTL to say probably not. Plus, Mike Pesca checks in from South Africa with a World Cup Report, and The Tens of Listeners submit some of the worst jokes Luke has ever heard, but he reads them on-air anyway.
Luke freaks out when Sean sees his dirty dishes, the SOD guys stop by to talk 'Worst Movie You Can See' this weekend, and the debut of a new segment: 'America's Got Talent is Basically the Worst Thing Ever... Except For This One Thing That Happened.'
Luke's car gets towed leading him to make some major life-changes. Jen's got a lot of reasons to love the idea of Kevin Costner cleaning up the BP Oil Spill. And Luke's agent makes an unforgettable appearance on TBTL.
The grossest call-makers EVER (you might not even want to listen to this one), plus, the nerds get their hands on 'Bros Icing Bros', and Farhad Manjoo of Slate dot com reviews the new iPhone.
The gang kicks off the TBTL-ella ella Song of the Summer Search, plus, Jen needs a new system for remembering fancy words, and Luke finally learns why he is so terrible at baking.
Luke's mom is ready to throw down at the Wait Wait Seattle taping, speaking of throwing down, Mike Pesca shows up to tell the tale of Yuri Foreman, Orthodox Jewish boxer fighting at sundown on Saturday for the jr. middleweight title, and a new segment: Drunk Drivers Jump Their Cars Over The Darndest Things!
Luke gets choked up talking about the aftermath of a blown baseball call, Jen learns how to handle tragedies that she usually can't handle, and Ken Griffey Jr. retires, leaving Luke sad he traded away a Griffey rookie card for a make-out session at the county fair.
It's a Crazy-Off! Lady Gaga vs. Larry King. Luke has a message for Apple Store Employees of the world. And Call-Makers, Double Down edition.
Luke and Sean check in from Sasquatch, where the music is hot and the dignified places to go #2 are scarce.
Jen reacts to her packing woes the only way she knows how, with lots of Corona, Luke wonders why RV owners are so offended at his offer of renting their vehicles for the weekend, and Andy Haynes hurts the feelings of both strippers and military personnel. Free tbtl t-shirt to the first person who makes it to the end of this episode.
Luke releases the Kraken a little too hard in San Diego, and suffers through a humiliating freelance gig.
A surprise trip to San Diego has Luke contemplating the most embarrassing thing he has ever done. Also, Luke and Sean take pity on teen werewolves, but still think they should Shut It Down America! Listener 'toenail' sat across from Marina Abramovic two times and lived to tell the tale.
Jen and Vanessa throw down a Lost Postmortem, Luke falls down during his jog to his great humiliation, and a new segment: 'Assignment TBTL': this week's assignment? Hey New Yorkers, could one of you go sit across from Marina Abramovic and tell us what it's like?
The Bobcat Mystery is solved, complete with audio tape of the Mystery Lady, Jen learns a lot about the State of Our Union via the various laundromats she's visited, and Luke learns of a case of a woman who hoards rats. Yes that's right, RATS.
Luke is embarrassed about his drunk-dialing of Sean, Australian Ninjas save a guy who's getting mugged, and we finally Release The Kraken (sort of).
Jen sees a disturbing example of senior citizen nudity and cold-water swimming on her trip to Maine, Chris Hayes from 'The Nation' stops by to explain what Tuesday's elections meant, and the debut of a new segment 'You'll never believe what happened... oh, no, wait, you'll totally believe what happened'
Luke apologizes to Dio fans everywhere, is Justin Bieber illiterate due his being home-schooled? And we've got a photo of Bobcat Lady, should we post it?
Luke's chainsaw-related lie almost gets him killed, is it time for us to collectively declare Russell Crowe dead to us? And Mystery Solvers! We now know what kind of car the Bobcat Lady drives.
Quilting's 'Bad Boy' Mark Lipinski tells his harrowing tell of battling a pet bobcat. Luke gets an evite to the awesomest World Cup party EVER, the only problem is it's probably a scam. Plus, Lindy West from The Stranger reviews 'Babies', in TBTL's occasional Friday segment: 'What's The Cutest Wootest Widdle Movie You Can See This Weekend?'
Luke tells the story of the most awkward HR Diversity Session ever, Jen has a run-in with yet another Maine bookshop owner, and the Mystery of the Olympia pet bobcat deepens (and bizarrely enough seems to involve America's "Bad Boy of Quilting").
Music from Chris Pureka, Callmakers, and TBTL is Mystery Solvers! Who is this woman walking her pet bobcat around Olympia?
The debut of a new segment "I'm Just Gonna Say It..." says the thing everyone's afraid to; Betty White was only mildly funny on SNL. Plus, Jen discovers she has the power to dream things into reality, and Luke announces TBTL Summer Slam has added a second night. Get your tickets while they last.
We take back everything we said about George Rekers being secretly A Gay. He has a very logical explanation for why he rented a gay prostitute, and it involves something called 'The Lng Stroke'.
Lauren Weedman dishes on filming nude scenes post baby-having, the ridiculous things starlets eat to look like starlets, and how Steve Carrell is even nicer than she thought he's be. Plus, Luke rages about his recent of spate of speeding tickets, and Jen starts a feud at a Maine book store.
Luke is disturbed by his Justin Bieber dream, an anti-gay leader in Florida hires the gayest possible 'travel partner' for his European vacation, and on 'Call Makers', listener Missy explains why Hanson is still so way awesome.
Luke courageously overcomes an embarrassing shaving accident to host the show. Sean has an overly personal experience with his new neighbors, and advice to would-be terrorists, don't use priceline.com to make your getaway.
Luke announces the TBTL Summer Slam live event, Conan O'Brien's 60 Minutes appearance has Jen super worried for him, and JD and Thunder discuss their recent karaoke debacle at the Greenwood Sr. Center.
TBTL Pretty Pony Edition! Why would you send an email to an injured horse? Do race horses pee like... race horses? Why is the Kentucky Derby so much fun? Plus, Mark Jordan Legan tells us The Worst Movie You Can Rent This Weekend is: 'The Box'.
An editorial in Foreign Policy Magazine has Luke wondering if any of us can ever eat anything again without ruining the planet, Ze Frank assembles some amazing musical Xanax using his viewers, plus a warning to all of us who love to tell stories about our cats, we might be coming off as kind of crazy.
Stephen Hawking says aliens are probably real, and we should probably avoid them, Luke wonders why Pagoda cowers in feline terror every time he walk by, and Jen discovers the most magical poop-covering-up product ever (plus it has a hilarious name).
Luke uncovers audio tape of an INSANELY annoying teenage girl (and her mom), free psychic advice from Derek Erdman, and are bloggers actually journalists who should be protected from the cops confiscating their computers?
Luke tells the tale of his latest bizarre run-in @ The Mandarin Gate, a near-brawl that has him wondering how he always manages to make people so furious. Plus, Jen is surprised at how worried she is about Bret Michaels. And, Mainers weigh in on Luke's comments about Maine.
Mike Pesca hangs out with the hardest of the hardcore sports fans (and learns something about himself). Luke solves the mystery of why Segway Scooters aren't more popular, and a Spanish man gets a new face which has look imagining a Knight-Rider future.
Gay Talese on why his lack of an email account makes him a better journalist, plus, why does Vanessa think merely watching a baseball game constitutes 'getting exercise'? And, your chance to win tickets to see the inimitable Russell Brand live this Friday night @ The Moore Theater.
Sean has a sexy adventure with ticket scalpers, Luke revisits yesterday's accidental broadcast of 20 minutes of post-show gossip, and Jen plans to solve some murders when she goes to Maine next week.
Sera Cahoone stops by Burbank Studios for some music-playing and talk-having.
Luke decides to put on spandex shorts and stalk Conan O'Brien around his neighborhood, Jen's duck sex-run leads to a discussion of the DISGUSTING world of duck copulation, and should Icelanders be showing more remorse over their volcano that's ruining flights for all of Europe?
Luke and Andy Haynes break down the science in the ICP song 'Miracles', plus Sean swears off hide-a-beds for good, and why exactly would a grown man pay 12 dollars on a flight to watch Alvin and The Chipmunks, The Squeakwel?
Once again, Iceland ruins EVERYTHING, Whitney Houston goes straight drunken karaoke on it at a big concert, and Jen witnesses an animal sex act that she will never recover from.
Luke and Dan Pashman (of The Sporkful) execute the first ever, cross- country chow-ing of a KFC Double Down. Plus, Shut It Down America! Kids watching movies every moment while they're in the car. And, CallMakers: 'I've been home-schooled my entire life' edition.
Why do some people feel totally unembarrassed to tell you they're suffering from diarrhea? Plus, the juvenile delinquent Killer Whales are coming for all of us, and is the music of The Hold Steady really 'girl repellent'?
Chris Hardwick of The Nerdist podcast stops by to chat, plus, Jen tells of the newest crazy lady she's befriended in Maryland, Sean's trivia night is a smashing success, and Vanessa hurts Luke's feelings by comparing The Hold Steady to Smashmouth (complete with 'California's got sunshine' taunts).
Luke falls in love with his possibly racist Chicago hotel, plus Carl Kassell steps into the bathroom with Luke and shares his secret hopes and dreams.
Comedian Hari Kondabolu on why he loves his parents but doesn't want them to come to his comedy shows, plus Luke gets an email that makes him feel slightly less bad about his extremely un-sexy nightime mouth guard.
Jen tells the story of the world's most awesome 8 year-old rapper, who raps about stuffed animals and farts (but only in his room, because that's the rule), plus, can you teach yourself to be funny? Luke talks to a woman who says she did just that. Plus Call Makers! 'Gin and Jews' edition.
Luke's dismount from the Little Red Wagon proves a bumpy one (the part of it he remembers anyway), plus details on how you can help a TBTL Ten run a 100 mile race this week.
Miniature Tigers stop by TBTL Studios to play some music and talk about their awkward trip (well 3 trips really) to an 'adult dancing' cabaret in Portland.
Luke has a theory on why guys don't really care about love scenes on TV shows, speaking of love scenes, Jen meets a promiscuous senior citizen with 'eye shingles', and seriously, how freaking long is Lent really supposed to be?
Tom Douglas stops by the TBTL Kitchen to show us an awesome Easter recipe (but not before Luke's crazy across the street neighbor insults him for no reason), plus. Jen's sure-fire plan for not getting someone else's body juices on you when you stay at a budget motel.
The success of The Large Hadron Collider has Luke and Sean pondering the future (agreeing, naturally, to have their bodies cryogenically frozen and then combined into one superdude years from now), plus, what's the drunkest, dumbest thing you've ever done? A guy in Pennsylvania did something drunker and dumber. Plus, The Impossible Project does the impossible, and reverse-engineers Poloroid film. Luke talks to a journalist who's been covering the story.
Luke drinks 12 cups of coffee and tries to host the show solo, with mixed results.
Luke loses his mind over people calling his cell phone during the show, and Jen thinks 'Hot Tub Time Machine' is going to be the key to her aging gracefully.
TBTL's favorite bon vivant Tom Tangney drops by to discuss, in order: Joseph Heller novels, French deconstructionism, alcoholism, Sleepless in Seattle, Stanley Kubrick, Roger Ebert, German propagandists, Sandra Bullock's tattered marriage, Sam Mendes and UW Husky basketball.
Luke blames a major corporation for his habit of losing important paperwork, Eli Sanders from The Stranger tells the sordid tale of SF's Alt Weekly War currently underway, and Call Makers! Listener Sarah is entering the Mrs. Washington Pageant and wants to know how to play it.
Blue Scholars! Performing tracks off their upcoming album and talking about which hip-hop legends have bad breath.
Luke shares a secret online side of himself, a drunken family fight helps Sean score a free dessert, and Chris Hayes of The Nation joins us to discuss healthcare reform and indie bands (for serious!).
Live from Space Car, Luke and Vanessa answer your burning questions. And kind of argue about if she uses too many pots and pans while cooking food. (sorry about the slightly dodgy audio, that's what happens when you record the show live in the car).
'Girl Talk' (real name Gregg Gillis) talks about making mashups, biomedical engineering and Ben Roethlisberger. Plus, a tribute to Alex Chilton of Big Star, who passed away at 59.
Was Luke being a jerk when he answered his iPhone during a run? Plus, Jen considers intervening in an embarrassing situation at a North Carolina coffee shop, and the hilarious Cameron Esposito joins us for hilarity.
Luke gets a major surprise from a giant ponytailed dude @ The Mandarin Gate, plus Shut It Down America! (regarding media coverage of a heavy New Jersey woman, and for-profit trade schools eating up federal education funds), and Reille Hunter (the John Edwards' baby mamma), is she crazy or just insane?
Luke and Jen swap stories of getting expelled from their old high school 'Jesus Creek', plus, Corey Feldman actually makes a kind of good point on Larry King Live, and Luke invents a new hand gesture called the 'C'mon Dude!' that will soon sweep the nation (at least according to him).
A scheduling snaffu has Luke recording the show in the buff, plus, What's The Worst Movie You Can Rent This Weekend? Blown Away!
A post-mortem on David Letterman's extreme doucher-ness last night, Luke investigates what 'snorkeling' a dude is really all about, and Vanessa gives up Splenda so she can be more awesome.
R.I.P. Corey Haim, you taught us that illegal driving is super fun, also, Jen checks in from Georgia, and Luke inexplicably decides to try and explain why he is an agnostic.
The Litter Kwitter (cat toilet training system) finally arrives, and Luke is super excited. Plus, Vanessa stands by her hot water bottle obsession despite some disturbing possibilities brought to light by Amazon dot com.
Live from Portland, Luke stages an intervention on Vanessa over a new 'friend' she's been bringing to bed with them. Plus, in Georgia, Jen run into one southern tradition she just cannot get used to. Plus, why did this year's Oscars suck so much?
Derek Erdman, aka 'Rap Master Maurice' talks about his trip to last year's Gathering of The Juggalos, and reveals audio tape of the Revenge Rap our old KIRO bosses don't want you to hear
In honor of Gene Porter, the man who made the hottest hot sauce ever in history ever (and passed away last weekend), we replay the TBTL episode where Jen almost died from eating some of 'The Man'.
Roger Ebert's fancy new voice (which is made from his fancy old voice) is revealed, Luke has some apologizing to do to Jen over his recent comments calling her a granny, and a TBTL PSA, do not. ever. pee on something electric. ever.
On today's show: an Interview with our new favorite Juggalo, 'Krunt'. Plus, Luke gets furious at a coffee shop when they don't offer Splenda, and TBTL officially tries to show its love for Canada, a.k.a., 'America Jr.'
On today's show, Luke unintentionally hurts the feelings of (in order) the following: Southerners, Canadians, Lesbian Bike Messengers, Diminutive Female-to-male Trans Folk, San Franciscans, People from St. Louis and Canadians (again). This is probably the last episode ever, so enjoy it.
Luke has an exciting announcement for Vanessa, Sean updates us on his New Thursday Friendos, and JD and Thunder detail The Worst Movie You Can Rent This Weekend (this week... Nemesis!)
Luke and Jen battle insect invasions from opposite sides of the country, TBTL officially endorses the term "Killer Whale" to remind us all that the animals are, in fact, dangerous, and Luke tries to make the listeners understand the difference between 'Judg-ey' and 'Opinionated' (because there is a difference).
Luke and Vanessa settle the Cat Potty Training Issue once and for all (kind of), A Juggalo named "Krunt" has a few words he'd like to share with you, and Call Makers! In which Nikki tells us about the time she almost died listening to TBTL.
Sh*t gets real when Sean talks about why he decided to pull his most recent podcast off the air, plus Mike Pesca on what it's like raising a Baby Einstein.
The Universe gives Luke a sign he should stay off booze for Lent, and the sign almost poops on him. Plus, Jen wanders into a real life version of the "Roadhouse" bar and nearly ignites a brawl, plus, is listening to a book as good a reading a book? Your letters and emails say 'no way dudes'.
TBTL Episode # 500! Luke, Jen and Sean wonder how they ever managed to get all those shows on the air, considering they were often very drunk. Plus, an interview with Garfunkel & Oates (featuring a Very Inappropriate Song).
Luke's friend 'The Mummy' has printed out checklist he now gives to his various internet dates. Item #3: "it is probable that I have previously had relations with with one or more people on that same day. Also, I might try to "introduce" you to one of those people later on." On today's show, Eight Simple Rules For Dating My Mummy.
Addie's 16th birthday has Luke waxing nostalgic about his teen-dad days, listener Colleen tells us how her love of football once caused her neighbor to think she was a battered woman, plus Roger Ebert, even more interesting and brilliant that you thought he was.
Luke realizes that he's got to stop making the same dumb jokes all the time, and Jen has the perfect solution. Plus, a special Olympics- Themed Awesome Not Awesome (Mary Carillo charging you like a bull? Not Awesome), and a rare appearance from Addie, on the eve of her 16th birthday.
Kumail Nanjiani finally tells his crazy John Mayer story, JD and Thunder talk about The Worst Movie You Can Rent This Weekend, and Jen has two words for you: Leaking Anus.
John Mayer suffers a mind explosion but Luke sort of sides with him, Microsoft wants to defeat Nigerian Emails Scams with an awesome song they wrote. And speaking of songs, is it possible for any band to make more than three Truly Great Albums? Luke says probably not.
Luke and Vanessa find out they've been systematically ruining their neighbor's lives for the past 6 months, The East Coast Tens check in from beneath their snowdrifts with stories of 'snow pudding' and constipated pooches, and Stephen Colbert with the last word on the word "retard".
Sean mourns a death in the TBTL (fish) Family, Drew McFrizz talks about playing fantasy football in prison, Luke discusses the proceeds from the TBTL-athon and Jen has a new worry... the CEO of Toyota killing himself to protect his honor.
A.D. Miles and Michael Blieden from Late Night With Jimmy Fallon talk about their worst flops (baked bean volcano anyone?) and biggest triumphs (clocksucker anyone?) in year one. Plus, Luke's 90 second review of the Super Bowl ads gets way out of hand.
Day 5 of The TBTL-athon, featuring Rachel Flotard of Visqueen. Jen thinks she and Jason might be hiding Jews in their trailer, and Luke remembers the worst haircut ever given (which happened to occur on his own head).
Day Four of The TBTL-athon. Mike Pesca checks in from Miami where he's covering the Superbowl, Jen tells how her dog's pee ruined a city, and Luke ponders a major change to The TBTL Language.
TBTL-athon Day 3 Featuring Dan Savage. Plus, Luke tries to give a crap about Lost and fails, and Jen gets yelled at in Florida for not knowing what Buffalo Chicken Meat looks like.
Novelist Sherman Alexie swings by for Day Two of The TBTL-athon to discuss his plan for how art and free internets can peacefully coexist, and the time he and Luke almost punched each other out on the basketball court.
Robert and Jad from the awesome show RadioLab join us for TBTL-athon Day One. Plus, Jen stumbles into a love triangle involving a school girl named "Brandy", and Luke tries to keep from crapping himself during a taping of 'Wait Wait Don't Tell Me.'
Part II of our live special from NYC. It features Kumail Nanjiani (kind of. more on that if you listen to the show intro), Cooking With Sean DeTore! Eugene Mirman and Mia Riddle.
TBTL Live From Brooklyn! Part 1: John Hodgman, Les Savy Fav, Eugene Mirman, Kumail Nanjiani, Mia Riddle & much much more.
Operating on 45 minutes of sleep, Luke bravely mounts a podcast from rainy rainy Brooklyn. Vanessa tells the story of how she used to overdose on NyQuil before taking the Greyhound bus to Sacramento, and Sean calls in from The MoMA fresh off his turn as a New York Stripper (seriously. he did that. and talks about it).
Listener Tyler agonizes over whether he should sing 'Wind Beneath My Wings' at a funeral, Luke stumbles on the most sexual tv ad for a heater company and Vanessa furiously defends her purchase of a crappy fountain pen.
Vanessa tries to toughen Pagoda up for life in the wild, Brendan Kiley from The Stranger foretells of a coming bed bug menace, and is it okay for tourists to enjoy Royal Caribbean's private beach in Haiti which is not destroyed right now?
Luke officially declares Charlie Rose a creep (w/ the audio to prove it!), plus comedian HariKondabolu stops by to be hilarious.
Marc Maron of the WTF podcast talks about Conan vs. Jay, generating money off of podcasts, and the Accidental Public Lovemaking he's been doing while in Seattle.
Larry King somehow makes the Haiti Disaster worse, we remember Jay Reatard, and Jen's review of Avatar (because like no one has seen it yet).
Luke finds out that 200-pound tumors are actually kind of boring, Ann Powers from the LA Times tells us that Simon Cowell has changed how we think about pop music, and Canada's second oldest magazine has to change it's name because of internet pervs.
Jen wants you to know that she does not forgive Mark McGwire, Avatar- related depression? Shut It Down America! And 50 Cent performed on autoharp. Seriously. That actually happens on today's show.
Sean reports on his reality show tryout, Vanessa checks in with a new diet craze that involves crawling around on all fours in Manhattan, and Luke gets a listener tip that might snag him a replacement iPhone (for the one he stupidly lost after 4 days of having it.)
Luke has a new favorite thing in the entire world (involving 200-pound tumors), Jen finds out something disturbing in Alabama, plus, JayLeno: Dooshy Doosh.
Tom Tangney wonders if Michael Cera does, in fact, have a rich inner life, and Luke weighs in on how Alvin and The Chipmunks The Squeakquel is retarding american children.
Luke's run-in with the karaoke dj has him wondering if he was being kinda racist, Jen's time in the south has her eating 'European Style' and Sean pads his resume in advance of his reality show tryout this weekend.
On today's show, Luke makes an emergency call to LA to tell Van about his amazing plan for the cat, plus TBTL hands out it's second-ever 'Waste of Skin' award. Who will the lucky winner be?
On today's show, Luke's mortifying run-in with the hotel staff has him swearing out a fatwa on Empire Waist dresses, plus, real actual audiotape of Luke being hypnotized in order to kick his fast food habit.
A bomb scare has Luke wondering about his shady
neighbor in the window across the street. Plus, Andy Haynes!
You asked for it, in fact, you demanded it
and I'm happy to report that after
searching for the ultimate small town experience, Jen has surfaced, in, of all places, Mississippi.
She'll join us today to fill us in on how her trip's been going.
On today's show, Terror In The Sky! Plus, Luke wants to be a badass but gets served by an 8 year-old kid when walking down the streets of Manhattan.
Listener Gerald with an update on his battle to keep from going blind at 38, Luke's review of 'Up in The Air', and what's the obsession with 'Jersey Shore" all about?
Luke thinks the LA hotel bed might be the first step in the death of his love life, plus R.I.P. Brittany Murphy, and what does it feel like to go blind in your 30's? Listener Gerald tells us.
A first hand report on what it's like to win the Lotto, from listener "Millionaire Steve"
Luke tells of nearly passing out on stage during the nutcracker, Sean tells of nearly having a heart attack during TBTL, and some commercials so bad, they'll put you in a coma.
Luke finds a new machine that will fix all his relationship problems, plus Ballet advice from PNB's Kent Stowell, and Chris Brown officially loses his mind.
Eugene Mirman checks in from Copenhagen, Luke battles through sickness to do the show (even though he's terrible at battling through sickness), and Houston creates something even more historic than The Geto Boys (Luke didn't think that could be done).
On today's show, Luke and Sean share some deep, dark musical secrets, ticket are officially on sale for TBTL in NYC January 26th, and What's The Worst Movie You Can Rent This Weekend? Beastmaster 2, Portal Through Time!
TBTL debuts its new Climate Change Series: 'Scientifically Speaking, How Effed Is Mother Earth?', while Luke and Sean hatch a plan to break Sean into hollywood (by which they mean, Vern Fonk insurance commercials).
Luke dishes on how his motivational speech went and makes a big announcement regarding TBTL Live in NYC (a.k.a. Get Motivated Park Slope!).
Luke decides to do the show live from his car as he
drives to Portland, with mixed results.
Disaster nearly strikes at the Austin Listener Meetup (Jen's got a full report), plus Luke's profile of an 88 year-old guy in Hawaii who's single-handedly trying to ID all the unidentified Pearl Harbor casualties, and Mike Pesca! on what really makes a film into a blockbuster.
The triumphant return of Cooking W/ Sean De Tore, plus Shut it Down America! re: All The Damn Sexting, and Luke is swept up by love and rage at the sight of Phoenix playing on a tour bus.
Luke casts battles the demons that live inside a bag of Cougar Mountain cookies, Jen goes to an Austin honey-tonk and learns she has a special gift, and listener Chris in NYC tries to piece together the events of a drunken night with the assistance of the TBTL Vmail box.
AfghaniTen Ben checks in from Kandahar Afghanistan to
give us the local reaction to President Obama's plan for yet another surge,
plus live music from Fences! DO NOT miss this episode. It's one of the good
ones.
Luke heroically hosts the show despite his 'plumbing problems' (both literal and figurative), Alec Baldwin gets a TBTL pep-talk, and Swe- Ten Peder teaches us all how to say 'Ah Hell No' in his native tongue (very useful for when you're @ the Ikea by the way)
Karma catches up with Luke over all the poop stories & audio he's played over the years, but Luke has a surprise for karma. Plus, Jen's report from the Lyle Lovett show and fancy Thanksgiving in TX.
Jason dished on his family's bizarre Turkey Day hobo/ dress-up traditions, Luke frets about the 30 or so people he has to cook Thanksgiving dinner for. Then! things get romantic when Luke and Jen decide to boost TBTL's ratings by ripping off nighttime's most successful schmaltz-peddler, Delilah!
What would it sound like if we asked some local high
school kids to re- record our theme song in marching band form, and then had
Ben Lee himself announce the winners? Don't sit there like an idiot wondering,
listen to today's show!
On today's show, doctors misdiagnosed a Belgian man as being in a coma for 23 FREAKING YEARS, turns out he was conscious all along. Also, apparently there's something called 'kick a ginger' day, and apparently some kids in LA took it very seriously. And, Jen checks in from Abilene Texas.
Live music performance from The Lonely Forest! Plus, what's the worst movie you can rent this weekend?
Booze News You Can Use (are we really 'powerless drunks'? the LA Times says no), Jen reports on her trailer park in the 5th ring of suburban shopping hell, and Joe Garza, the guy who filmed that 2 million dollar car wreck comes on the show to declare he is not a hoax.
Luke demos the new TBTL iPhone App, and talks about his new hero, a 10 year-old kid from Arkansas who talks like a little Irishman. Plus, Douchegate!
Luke gets official confirmation (from a black person!) that he's not a racist, Shut It Down America! with the sex tapes already, plus January Jones = awful on SNL.
Luke gives a crack dealer a ride @ 3am (and lives to tell about it), plus the hilarity of comedian Andy Haynes.
Luke's tries to tie a bow tie live on air with embarrassing consequences, Moon Water!, and JD and Thunder know the 'Worst Movie You Can Rent This Weekend', it's called Gymkata.
Awesome job alert! (if your idea of awesome is managing a McDonald's at Guantanamo), Jen finds an unexplained $7,500 in her checking account and tries to figure out what to do with it, a luxury SUV-maker has an idea... Whale Penis Leather Seats (seriously).
Luke uses the internet to set up a disturbing church-music wake up call, listener Dave (a veteran) wants to know how to respond to well wishers without being a doucher, and call makers! Wherein Dr. Jim talks about shushing his nurses during surgery so he can listen to TBTL.
Luke and Vanessa learn a hard/ humiliating lesson from the other members of their bowling team, Sean opens a mystery package on the air, and fans stampede the exits @ a Tracy Morgan comedy show, has he lost what tiny bit of his mind he had left?
The amazing story of how the band Scorpions freed Anne Frank from the Nazis (or something like that according to 13 year-old Luke), Shut It Down America! on debating muslims in the military, and Dr. Steve Brule with some questionable advice about eating horse meat.
Live from LA! Luke is forced to admit that Vanessa's shady travel websites might actually be awesome, and the debut of a new friday segment 'What's The Worst Movie You Can Rent This Weekend?'
Luke travels to LA but leaves a little present behind (of the White Elephant variety) at archival tape of the first hour EVER of TBTL. Tune in to hear Luke nearly pass out from nervousness (and whiskey).
The funky stuff that might be in your ground beef, Luke gets a visit from The Magical Leaf Fairy, and Vanessa and Ben try to convince Luke that The Pixies are truly one of the best bands of all time (and blatantly make a hot date right in front of him).
Jen has a run-in with a wheelchair-bound lady at the RV camp shower, Luke's hair loss has him obsessed with reports of Andre Agassi's rocker toupe, and was Robert Pattinson: too fugly to star in the Twilight movies?
John Hodgman talks about fist fighting Jason Schwartzman, Jen suspects a meth epidemic in her trailer park and Luke's Chicago trip is marred by a run-in with a very annoying Forrest Gump impersonator.
We've got all kinds of scariness in store for
you... Dave Boze (our REAL ACTUAL friend and co-worker) tells the story
of the time a super-scary, super-fast demon-lady ran him down in the
street, plus Luke's one and only time trick or treating, and Chicken
Heart! The scariest radio thingy from 1937 you will ever hear.
Filthy drinking water! accidental pornos! greyhound bus pooping! These and many other tales of Cringe on today's show, the first ever Listener-Generated episode of TBTL.
After more violence breaks out, Luke hatches a master plan to make Chucky Cheese safe (spoiler alert, it involves the movie Road House) Jen is STOKED about the return of Lilith Fair, and the reviews are in for the new MJ Movie.. and they're, surprisingly good?
Jen reports in from a divey trailer park near Yosemite, Luke has a new favorite crazy person to follow on twitter, plus! Sage advice on not being a sweaty pig (from Luke, who's often called 'a sweaty pig' by other people).
HUNGRY FOR THE CHICKEN!! KFC's free grilled chicken promo reminds Vanessa of the worst date Luke ever took her on, someone's poisoning the coffee at Harvard (that's why you went to community college thank you very much) and Luke's had enough of the ironic embrace of zombie culture.
Luke's newspaper dilemma comes to a surprising end, Tracy Morgan get serious on it, like REALLY serious, and Mike Birbiglia on the funniest tumor ever.
Luke's world is rocked when a fellow Naked Coffee-Maker is charged with indecent exposure, Pagota the cat shows herself to be a major Attention Ho as she interrupts the show multiple times, and audio tape of a CNN anchor committing the most racist-seeming gaff ever during an interview w/ Jesse Jackson.
Vanessa barely survives her run in with a (probably) Mass Murderer Raccoon @ Burbank Studios, Maddy Brand of NPR fame sits in on Awesome/ Not/Awesome and the secret sadness of being Kenny Rogers.
Things get off to a rough start when Luke's iTunes craps the bed, but as if by some miracle, Jen shows up unannounced, then Rachel Flotard breezes in and hilarity ensues.
Fine! We'll talk about frickin' balloon boy kid. Jen finds out her big literary crush is not, in fact, allthat unique, and is the Large Hadron Collider being sabotaged by....... the future?
Listener Ben checks in live from Afghanistan, Luke tells two stories of man's inhumanity to man from last night and Your Voicemails! Very Drunk Voicemails!
Jen's back! (kinda) Tina Fey tells Letterman about losing the Big V, and a lady get jailed for stalking after she facebook pokes some chick.
Luke bounces back from his breakdown, Jonathan Goldstein on drinking and memories and why Eddie Murphy sucks at comedy, plus call makers!
Technical issues and the delay of an interview send Luke's insecurities bubbling to the surface. Meanwhile, Sean tries to use
the power of Hip Hop to convince Luke of Steely Dan's awesomeness.
Luke debuts a new audio disclaimer for when things get racy, Vanessa subsequently gets racy with a story about her youth and a creepo in a Datsun, plus Ben Hoffman, Pro Triathlete talks about The Iron Man World Championship, which he just finished.
Now In High Fidelity! Jen discusses the dream vacation she's about to take, Obama get the Nobel Prize, and Luke finally has enough money for shoes. Clearly it's really working out for everybody.
WTF's Marc Maron on why trying to get hired at E! felt like the bowels of hell. Plus, the story of his big TV commercial break (which ended in a small child from Texas weeping uncontrollably).
Tracy Morgan, please start tweeting (maybe), sure-fire hangover cure from a listener, and Michael W. Smith!
David Letterman exposed as a robot? Law & Order takes on the 'hipster grifter? Hot dogs down hallways? All will be revealed on today's TBTL.
Anthony Bourdain talks about his crack smoking days and why everyone in the city Baltimore hates him, Luke apologizes for his Friday Night Antics @ the listener party, and Josh Sacco, the cutest little Kurt Russell-impersonator ever.
David Michael Letterman! Step into my office. Plus! Behind the scenes of the new movie Whip It. And! Music For Your Weekend.
Gay Talese on Sinatra, Journalism and how the NYT used to be staffed by total drunks, Vanessa abandons Luke at when he gets into it with a neighbor, and Randy Quaid's wife takes the express train to crazytown.
Luke doesn't care about your imaginary facebook mafia war or petting zoo, Vanessa thinks Luke is a bad person for not eating fruit.
Survivor's Jeff Probst on Trump's hair, being pals with Ryan Seacrest, and what he doesn't love about Survivor. Also, Marina Zenovich talks about Roman Polanski and her film 'Roman Polanski, Wanted and Desired'. Plus! A small child plays Johnny Cash and hearts melt.
Michael Ian Black breaks his silence on his wife's Lobster Hands, a TBTL PSA on what not to tell Oprah about the time you and your dad had sex, and did Jenny Slate have the worst SNL debut ever?
Pomplamoose! In (maybe) some kind of World Exclusive Thingy! Chatting and playing a tune for us live from their studio in Northern Cal via Skype Video. Plus, we debut a new segment ('Drag Me To Freaking Hell'), and Jen learns the hard truth about the mysterious Burt Wurley.
Glenn Beck boils a frog on live TV (and wins our first ever 'Waste of Skin' award), Mike Pesca counsels Luke on how to stop obsessing over TBTL's iTunes ranking, and Eli Sanders from The Stranger tells a story of a murder that didn't have to happen.
The New York Times' Rob Walker talks about making crap into valuable crap by just adding words, Vanessa busts Luke on his deep-seated need for approval, and TBTL Call-Makers: What Up with so many Vampires?
Luke's shameful spandex problem, Hot Greg goes on a mission to seduce the guy from 'Twilight', and Will Ferrell does the unthinkable...
John Hodgman wishes we didn't have his email address, John Edwards' wishes he could have the Dave Matthews Band play at his secret wedding, Luke wishes they'd institute the death penalty for car breaker-inners.
Ira Glass discusses yoga and his man boobs, TBTL officially welcomes refugee Guiding Light viewers, music for your weekend!
The show turns 400, Luke gets a tattoo live on the air, Jen almost vomits. Rawr!
Bat pee! Human Poop! Escaped Cows! Plus, Luke's transformation into a hippie is almost complete.
Luke's health cleanse gets off to a near disastrous start when Vanessa gives him too many laxative pills. Thank god the new studio has a bathroom connected to it. Kanye tearfully apologizes on Leno but Luke is unconvinced. Plus, Shut It Down America! Self-diagnosing based on the TV Show 'House'.
Our first show from Luke's house! Adam Carolla makes an appearance and sends Jen into fits. Plus, Kanye Kanye Kanye Kanye. Seriously dude, not cool.
What can we say? It was our last radio show, which naturally meant drinking, crying, karaoke, and a host in his skivvies on the web cam.
What can we say? It was our last radio show, which naturally meant drinking, crying, karaoke, and a host in his skivvies on the web cam.
TBTL is Call Makers, Colin's movie theatre dilemma, and This Day in TBTL History.
Welcome to the show! Another PSA: Jen shares an unfortunate traffic experience, and AwesomeNotAwesome presents public speaking skills, the AT&T beep lady, and a voicemail from Sylvester Stallone.
Welcome to the show! Another PSA: Jen shares an unfortunate traffic experience, and AwesomeNotAwesome presents public speaking skills, the AT&T beep lady, and a voicemail from Sylvester Stallone.
TBTL is Callmakers, plusLuke and Jen offer up some Granny Time Advice on Open House at your preschool. We also visit This Day in TBTL History.
Welcome to the show! PSA on how to deal with tricky escorts found on Craigslist, and AwesomeNotAwesome follows Chad Ocho Cinco's Twitter crusade and Whitney Houston's comeback.
Welcome to the show! PSA on how to deal with tricky escorts found on Craigslist, and AwesomeNotAwesome follows Chad Ocho Cinco's Twitter crusade and Whitney Houston's comeback.
Tens Got Talent: Luke interviews America's Got Talent finalist David Johnson, and sings for us the Hasselhoff song that made him famous. Plus, we welcome Lil Bacon to the TBTL family. You can't miss this webgem.
Welcome to the show: Let's kick off tonight with a PSA starring Larry King. In AwesomeNotAwesome, Coolio performes at a Deli, and Netflix offers you a million bucks.
Welcome to the show: Let's kick off tonight with a PSA starring Larry King. In AwesomeNotAwesome, Coolio performes at a Deli, and Netflix offers you a million bucks.
Looking into Fiji Water. Plus, a discussion of the website www.peopleofwalmart.com
Welcome to the show: a new PSA (what not to say to Larry King about beating up your girlfriend). Plus, awesomenotawesome covers the Brian Jones death investigation.
Welcome to the show: a new PSA (what not to say to Larry King about beating up your girlfriend). Plus, awesomenotawesome covers the Brian Jones death investigation.
Costco takes on bullying (we're not sure we agree with their conclusions). Plus a new TBTL PSA: if you're ever confronted by KKKers.
Welcome to the show: DJ AM died today. Plus, awesomenotawesome covers the end of Reading Rainbow, the Jeremy Piven arbitration ruling and the uproar over the IKEA font change.
Welcome to the show: DJ AM died today. Plus, awesomenotawesome covers the end of Reading Rainbow, the Jeremy Piven arbitration ruling and the uproar over the IKEA font change.
An interview with NPR's Mike Pesca, who has some advice on how to take insurance on your Fantasy Football team. One of Luke's heroes sells his soul to Teva.
Welcome to the show! Tonight kicks off with another TBTL PSA courtesy of Anne Heche. In AwesomeNotAwesome, Luke shares a frightening story about some violence in his neighborhood. Also, John Mayer did something sorta cute this week.
Welcome to the show! Tonight kicks off with another TBTL PSA courtesy of Anne Heche. In AwesomeNotAwesome, Luke shares a frightening story about some violence in his neighborhood. Also, John Mayer did something sorta cute this week.
TBTL is Call Makers this hour. Plus, an update on a threatening text message received by a listener.
Welcome to the show! The gang kicks offthe first hourwith a clip from the genius contestants of the Miss Bahamas Pageant. Also, AwesomeNotAwesome remembers Ted Kennedy and Dominick Dunne.
Welcome to the show! The gang kicks offthe first hourwith a clip from the genius contestants of the Miss Bahamas Pageant. Also, AwesomeNotAwesome remembers Ted Kennedy and Dominick Dunne.
Interview with guitar making legend, Randy Parsons. Plus, if you accidentally send a violent and foul text message to the wrong person...what's your next move?
Welcome to the show: Luke is looking for jokes. Plus, awesomenotawesome covers the Burt Reynolds museum and the Jessica Biel virus.
Welcome to the show: Luke is looking for jokes. Plus, awesomenotawesome covers the Burt Reynolds museum and the Jessica Biel virus.
Defend Yourself: GI Joe car. Plus, Who Needs A Movie: District 9. And finally, a PSA (could your roommate be wanting to make out with you?)
Welcome to the show: Michael Jackson's death ruled a homicide. Plus, awesomenotawesome covers Marilyn Monroe's crypt and the coming influx of bidets.
Welcome to the show: Michael Jackson's death ruled a homicide. Plus, awesomenotawesome covers Marilyn Monroe's crypt and the coming influx of bidets.
Welcome to the show: Luke had some embarrassment with pepperoni. Plus, awesomenotawesome covers cocaine on our money and Project Runway's return.
Welcome to the show: Luke had some embarrassment with pepperoni. Plus, awesomenotawesome covers cocaine on our money and Project Runway's return.
Welcome to the show: Barney Frank vs. LaRouche protestor. Plus, awesomenotawesome covers Don Hewitt and Dennis Haskins.
Welcome to the show: Barney Frank vs. LaRouche protestor. Plus, awesomenotawesome covers Don Hewitt and Dennis Haskins.
Interviewing Brandon and Casey of "Please Believe We Are Cool". Plus, Patricia Heaton has math trouble and strep throat may have killed a legend.
Welcome to the show. Shut it down, America (It's hip to be round). Plus, awesomenotawesome covers the Penn divorce saga, the Favre retirement saga, and wishes a very happy birthday to someone special.
Welcome to the show. Shut it down, America (It's hip to be round). Plus, awesomenotawesome covers the Penn divorce saga, the Favre retirement saga, and wishes a very happy birthday to someone special.
Blinding you with science: Brain wrinkles and alcoholics. Plus, tv game shows have started attracting out of work contestants.
Welcome to the show: Traveling across America. Plus, awesomenotawesome covers Mad Men and Bob Dylan
Welcome to the show: Traveling across America. Plus, awesomenotawesome covers Mad Men and Bob Dylan
More best of: Luke and Jen talk Muppets with Jason from Experience Music Project/Science Fiction Museum.
Luke's out of town, so enjoy this best of edition of TBTL. This hour: an interview with organic chef Alice Waters.
Luke's out of town, so enjoy this best of edition of TBTL. This hour: an interview with organic chef Alice Waters.
Another "Best of" segment as Luke and Jen play obscure music from iTunes.
Tonight it's all about some of our favorite hours we've had on the show. This hour: Luke's interview with braniac and Jeopardy master Ken Jennings.
Tonight it's all about some of our favorite hours we've had on the show. This hour: Luke's interview with braniac and Jeopardy master Ken Jennings.
TBTL is Call Makers (hopefully someone will actually answer tonight), and continuing the new segment "Let's Get White!" Also a great clip from comedian Louis CK's album Chewed Up.
Welcome to the show with a rousing edition of AwesomeNotAwesome, plus This Day in TBTL History (homebrew edition).
Welcome to the show with a rousing edition of AwesomeNotAwesome, plus This Day in TBTL History (homebrew edition).
Luke interviews Josh Levin of Slate.com about the fall of the United States of America. Also, This Day in TBTL History.
Day two of Man Week and we've yet to be kicked off the air. The show kicks off with the music of John Supernaw and the new segment "Douche Roundup." The doucher of the day? Jon Gosselin.
Day two of Man Week and we've yet to be kicked off the air. The show kicks off with the music of John Supernaw and the new segment "Douche Roundup." The doucher of the day? Jon Gosselin.
Hot Greg calls in from a payphonewith a review of Julie and Julia, and Luke introduces the new segment "Let's Get White!" Also, the boys play scientists and question evolution.
Jen's out of towncamping, and the boys are taking over the show this week. This hour Luke describeshis home renovation nightmare, Sean objects at a wedding, and Ben Stein loses his job at the NY Times.
Jen's out of towncamping, and the boys are taking over the show this week. This hour Luke describeshis home renovation nightmare, Sean objects at a wedding, and Ben Stein loses his job at the NY Times.
I Love You Chunk: Dr. Who Edition. Plus, Our final french lesson and exam.
Welcome to the show: A (very) small silver lining to the recession. Plus, more awesomeness about John Hughes.
Welcome to the show: A (very) small silver lining to the recession. Plus, more awesomeness about John Hughes.
Some coffee shops in NYC are banning laptop users, so we'll talk to Jen's husband, Jason (who is a laptop/coffee shop user) and Michael, co-owner of Voxx Coffee.
Welcome to the show: John Hughes has died at 59; we will spend the hour in tribute.
Welcome to the show: John Hughes has died at 59; we will spend the hour in tribute.
Interview with Michael Kinsley on Slate Magazine's "newspapers vs. blogs experiment". Plus, introducing the new intern, anddiscussing Ryan O'Neal.
Welcome to the show: Jen saw "Funny People" which led to a discussion of people who walk out of movies. Plus, Awesomenotawesome covers the release of 2 journalists from North Korea and a Colbert Report segment that sounds so familiar.
Welcome to the show: Jen saw "Funny People" which led to a discussion of people who walk out of movies. Plus, Awesomenotawesome covers the release of 2 journalists from North Korea and a Colbert Report segment that sounds so familiar.
R.I.P. Rap Master Maurice (An interview with Derek Erdman). Plus, what would happen if you simply ignored your husband's request for a divorce?
Welcome to the show: I Told You So (Cronkite obit); AwesomenotAwesome covers Mr. Belding and a moment in Luke's weekend that annoyed him in the extreme.
Welcome to the show: I Told You So (Cronkite obit); AwesomenotAwesome covers Mr. Belding and a moment in Luke's weekend that annoyed him in the extreme.
TBTL Favorite: Live from the back patio (v-necks and Soulja Boy)
TBTL Favorite: Live from the back patio (Jen vs. a local bartender)
TBTL Favorite: Live from the back patio (Jen vs. a local bartender)
New Music News: Beyonce and Kelly Clarkson have new songs that are nearly identical; Whitney Houston releases her first new music in 7 years; ScarJo and Pete Yorn have a duets album. Plus, "I Love You Chunk: Foursquare iPhone app edition"
Welcome to the show: Is nudity in film acting awesome or not awesome?
Welcome to the show: Is nudity in film acting awesome or not awesome?
Welcome to the show: We're having a heatwave! Everyone on TBTL recounts their adventures today in the 100 degree weather.
Welcome to the show: We're having a heatwave! Everyone on TBTL recounts their adventures today in the 100 degree weather.
It's so hot in heeerrre...The TBTL Players perform a special hot and sticky performance from "Cat on a Hot Tin Roof". Plus, Dog Etiquette in the city.
Welcome to the show: Web Gem alert! Plus, Awesomenotawesome covers the Cronkite obit errors, and the latest use for M&M blue dye.
Welcome to the show: Web Gem alert! Plus, Awesomenotawesome covers the Cronkite obit errors, and the latest use for M&M blue dye.
It's so hot in herrre...Plus, writer Charles Mudede talks about the time he accidentally killed a horse.
Welcome to the show: Let's not resort to ugly stereotypes (Santa Cruz edition). Plus, awesomenotawesomecovers Rickey Henderson and the planet Pluto.
Welcome to the show: Let's not resort to ugly stereotypes (Santa Cruz edition). Plus, awesomenotawesomecovers Rickey Henderson and the planet Pluto.
TBTL Favorite: Luke and Jen look back on the prom and their discussion of the greatest prom movies.
Welcome to the show: Luke and Tom Tangney discuss all the latest movies (including Harry Potter)
Welcome to the show: Luke and Tom Tangney discuss all the latest movies (including Harry Potter)
Welcome to the show: Let's not resort to ugly stereotypes (New Jersey edition). Plus, awesomenotawesome covers WD40, Lebron James and Tracy Jordan
Welcome to the show: Let's not resort to ugly stereotypes (New Jersey edition). Plus, awesomenotawesome covers WD40, Lebron James and Tracy Jordan
Welcome to the show: Did Dave Chappelle predict the Henry Louis Gates story...10 years ago? Plus, Luke and Jen debate newspapers.
Welcome to the show: Did Dave Chappelle predict the Henry Louis Gates story...10 years ago? Plus, Luke and Jen debate newspapers.
Guest Producer Doug Shrecengost Day 2 (Celebrity Name Hot Potato Game). Plus, Pres. Obama's comments on his attire lead us to some questions about our own fashion choices.
Welcome to the show: Jupiter under attack, plus thoughts on ESPN reporter Erin Andrews.
Welcome to the show: Jupiter under attack, plus thoughts on ESPN reporter Erin Andrews.
The return of guest producer Doug Schrecengost (the TBTL science council convenes to discuss spontaneous human combustion). Plus, this day in TBTL History
Welcome to the show: Moon landing alternate audio. Plus, awesomenotawesome covers hard times at Harvard and the couple from an iconic Woodstock photo who beats the odds.
Welcome to the show: Moon landing alternate audio. Plus, awesomenotawesome covers hard times at Harvard and the couple from an iconic Woodstock photo who beats the odds.
Welcome to the show: Our weekend plans, plus tracking the blob off the Alaskan coast and talking about the parental pride accidentally unleashed on this very program.
Welcome to the show: Our weekend plans, plus tracking the blob off the Alaskan coast and talking about the parental pride accidentally unleashed on this very program.
The Wes Anderson Playlist; Obama's "mom jeans"; Diagnosing DeTore
Welcome to the show: Jen's tv update andLuke's yard waste update
Welcome to the show: Jen's tv update andLuke's yard waste update
Welcome to the show: Jen's tv isbroken. Plus, awesomenotawesome covers Harry Potter, an amazing hot tub, and the latest Trump lawsuit,
Welcome to the show: Jen's tv isbroken. Plus, awesomenotawesome covers Harry Potter, an amazing hot tub, and the latest Trump lawsuit,
Interview: Michael Ian Black. Plus, Cooking with Sean news, stories and announcements.
Welcome to the show: More Bruno fallout. Plus, awesomenotawesome covers Smashmouth troubles, Luke's kid at Coldplay and our nation's denial when it comes to North Korea's dear leader.
Welcome to the show: More Bruno fallout. Plus, awesomenotawesome covers Smashmouth troubles, Luke's kid at Coldplay and our nation's denial when it comes to North Korea's dear leader.
Welcome to the show: Sean disrupted a wedding over the weekend. Plus, awesomenotawesome tackles the benefits of swearing and having baby pictures in your wallet.
Welcome to the show: Sean disrupted a wedding over the weekend. Plus, awesomenotawesome tackles the benefits of swearing and having baby pictures in your wallet.
What in hellfire is going on with the song "American Pie"? Plus, Luke regrets his error (it involves Woody Allen)
Welcome to the show: Shut it down, America (Disneyland Proposal); Plus, Miniature Tigers in studio to preview the big party tonight.
Welcome to the show: Shut it down, America (Disneyland Proposal); Plus, Miniature Tigers in studio to preview the big party tonight.
Welcome to the show: Shut it down, America (funemployment). Plus, awesomenotawesome covers the Madoffs and Lance Armstrong.
Welcome to the show: Shut it down, America (funemployment). Plus, awesomenotawesome covers the Madoffs and Lance Armstrong.
Welcome to the show: Luke's report on his trip to LA. Plus, in awesomenotawesome, the WolfPack Speech, and Sasha Baron Cohen (as himself) on Letterman last night.
Welcome to the show: Luke's report on his trip to LA. Plus, in awesomenotawesome, the WolfPack Speech, and Sasha Baron Cohen (as himself) on Letterman last night.
Why it matters: Weird Al. Plus, a website that you have to see to believe.
Welcome to the show: some personal laundry issues that must be aired.
Welcome to the show: some personal laundry issues that must be aired.
Cleaning out Jen's closet: questions about our upcoming party, dueling emails about "Waiting for Guffman" and feedback on the found photo. Plus, Hollyweird round-up.
Welcome to the show: Shut it down, America (Michael Jackson coverage). Plus, awesomenotawesome (the Mark Sanford love sickness continues)
Welcome to the show: Shut it down, America (Michael Jackson coverage). Plus, awesomenotawesome (the Mark Sanford love sickness continues)
Welcome to the show: Luke's garbage dilemma, plus awesomenotawesome
Welcome to the show: Luke's garbage dilemma, plus awesomenotawesome
Welcome to the show: Swine Flu Parties? SHUT IT DOWN. Plus, awesomenotawesome discusses the Walkman and the Megan Fox publicity tour.
Welcome to the show: Swine Flu Parties? SHUT IT DOWN. Plus, awesomenotawesome discusses the Walkman and the Megan Fox publicity tour.
Hot Greg Movie Review (My Sister's Keeper). Plus, Luke's sister's wedding has him over the moon about backyard weddings.
Why It Matters: The Big Lebowsi (including Jen's lost lebowski afternoon)
Welcome to the show: Thoughts on Farrah and Michael's passing. Plus, Awesomenotawesome (the Zambian President and new fitness studies)
Welcome to the show: Thoughts on Farrah and Michael's passing. Plus, Awesomenotawesome (the Zambian President and new fitness studies)
TBTL takes your calls and call some of you to ask how you are remembering Michael tonight. Plus, an interview with Bruce Swedein, who engineered many of Michael's albums.
Welcome to the show: Michael Jackson passed away today at the age of 50. Our memories of Michael.
Welcome to the show: Michael Jackson passed away today at the age of 50. Our memories of Michael.
Welcome to the show: More fun with audio palindromes. Plus, a "Dear John" letter to Marilyn Manson.
Welcome to the show: More fun with audio palindromes. Plus, a "Dear John" letter to Marilyn Manson.
TBTL's huge announcement about our 363rd show party. Plus, revisiting The Shame-ber with our new submissions, and listener mail.
Welcome to the show: a tattoo lie exposed; we perceive a diss in the Ed McMahon editorials; this morning's news drove Jen crazy
Welcome to the show: a tattoo lie exposed; we perceive a diss in the Ed McMahon editorials; this morning's news drove Jen crazy
Ideas By Chuck; plus, the Summer Song of 2009 is revealed...at last.
Welcome to the show: NYTimes reporter escapes Taliban; Brian "Boom goes the dynamite" career update
Welcome to the show: NYTimes reporter escapes Taliban; Brian "Boom goes the dynamite" career update
Welcome to the show: Toddler marriages on the rise; the great prairie dog escape, library amnesty
Welcome to the show: Toddler marriages on the rise; the great prairie dog escape, library amnesty
AwesomeNotAwesome: Spanish, Top Chef Masters, Dave Matthews arrests; Chuck e. cheese updates
Welcome to the show: The whole gang is reuniting and talking about what they learned beging apart from each other for two weeks.
Welcome to the show: The whole gang is reuniting and talking about what they learned beging apart from each other for two weeks.
TBTL's Best: Why It Matters (Encyclopedia Brown). Plus, I Love You Chunk (Iceland)
TBTL's Best: Why It Matters (Encyclopedia Brown). Plus, I Love You Chunk (Iceland)
TBTL After Hours (one hour early): Making Sangria, talking to Grizza about her run-in with an esteemed film director; listener mail.
AwesomeNotAwesome: Venezuala bans Coke Zero; a huge mattress mistake; sewage at the beach; Colbert in Baghdad.
Welcome to the show: Art Brut, Sven Garas and a viral photo idea. Plus, more spanish lessons.
Welcome to the show: Art Brut, Sven Garas and a viral photo idea. Plus, more spanish lessons.
Sean's walk down memory lane. (Tonight, Sean will introduce his favorite moments from the last year and he and Jen will share what happened behind the scenes and after the segments aired.)
Welcome to the show: We have a bunch of really cool announcements tonight. Plus a new message from Luke (who's in Granada, Spain) and our third spanish lesson.
Welcome to the show: We have a bunch of really cool announcements tonight. Plus a new message from Luke (who's in Granada, Spain) and our third spanish lesson.
Jen's walk down memory lane. Jen picked 5 favorite moments from TBTL's history and she and Sean take you behind the scenes to explain what was happening in studio.
Welcome to the show: Luke sent a video postcard from Madrid. Plus, spanish lesson #2.
Welcome to the show: Luke sent a video postcard from Madrid. Plus, spanish lesson #2.
Movie talk with Tom Tangney. (Jen and Tom discuss each other's "Best Summer Movie" list)
Welcome to the show: Jen is filling in for Luke tonight. Plus, TBTL takes a spanish lesson.
Welcome to the show: Jen is filling in for Luke tonight. Plus, TBTL takes a spanish lesson.
Picking the final 5 nominations for the Summer Song of 2009 (from a list of 12)
Welcome to the show: How to get your hands on a skull when you're staging Hamlet.
Welcome to the show: How to get your hands on a skull when you're staging Hamlet.
TBTL is Call Takers. Plus, is "I like your panda" going to be the next internet meme rage? And listener mail.
Welcome to the show: Jen's walk at Greenlake turned epic (in a bad way). Plus, is a headbutt really the best way to win a fight?
Welcome to the show: Jen's walk at Greenlake turned epic (in a bad way). Plus, is a headbutt really the best way to win a fight?
An 11 year old fiddler gave TBTL a shout out from the stage at Folklife this year; he comes to our studio tonight. Plus, an in-depth conversation about public restrooms.
Welcome to the show: Figuring out summer fashion when you're a guy.
Welcome to the show: Figuring out summer fashion when you're a guy.
Wondering how the new Tonight Show with Conan will go...plus a new "Cooking with Sean" recipe, last night's MTV Award Show, and the Official Jormp Stomp Relief Kit.
Welcome to the show: Recapping the weekend, plus a HotGreg movie review (Drag Me To Hell)
Welcome to the show: Recapping the weekend, plus a HotGreg movie review (Drag Me To Hell)
Why It Matters: The Muppets. Plus, answering life questions posed by listeners.
AwesomeNotAwesome: Are hugs sweeping the high schools of our nation? A Nancy Grace guest fulfills Luke's fantasy; and Bob Dylan's teenage plagiarism.
Welcome to the show: Luke recaps this morning's speech; voicemails, and sadly, more Chuck E. Cheese violence.
Welcome to the show: Luke recaps this morning's speech; voicemails, and sadly, more Chuck E. Cheese violence.
Welcome to the show: Luke has to give a career day speech; Plus, stories from our vacations.
Welcome to the show: Luke has to give a career day speech; Plus, stories from our vacations.
Welcome to the show: In studio interview with actress Rachel Dratch.
Welcome to the show: In studio interview with actress Rachel Dratch.
Luke takes a walk through his baseball history, including his attempt at interviewing baseball manager, Lou Piniella and the time he had a very very bad and embarrassing accident at a baseball game
Welcome to the show: We are live from Safeco Field at the Mariners game. Hundreds of tens are here in their t-shirts and Luke is throwing out the first pitch.
Welcome to the show: We are live from Safeco Field at the Mariners game. Hundreds of tens are here in their t-shirts and Luke is throwing out the first pitch.
Welcome to the Show: Luke's big announcement about the Mariner's game tomorrow night. Plus, our new hero: Jimmy Kimmel
Welcome to the Show: Luke's big announcement about the Mariner's game tomorrow night. Plus, our new hero: Jimmy Kimmel
A preview of the Seattle International Film Festival. Plus, a Sven Garas update and introducing this week's "Cooking with Sean"
Welcome to the show: Luke and Sean rode in a bike race over the weekend. Plus, a report on the Twitter-fueled protests in Guatemala.
Welcome to the show: Luke and Sean rode in a bike race over the weekend. Plus, a report on the Twitter-fueled protests in Guatemala.
Welcome to the show: What was the best year to be born if you're a geek?
Welcome to the show: What was the best year to be born if you're a geek?
AwesomeNotAwesome: Worries about our interview with The Kills tomorrow night; Madoff victims may get some compensation; Vanity Fair
A web gem about awkward family photos leads to a discussion about our own awkward family photos. Plus, a preview and discussion of the new Wilco album.
Welcome to the show: Nature haikus with Sean DeTore, and Jen and Luke share their deep "messy house neuroses"
Welcome to the show: Nature haikus with Sean DeTore, and Jen and Luke share their deep "messy house neuroses"
AwesomeNotAwesome: Z Formation; "Sabotage" in Star Trek; the economics of Yankee Stadium vs. Safeco Field; the least helpful blog post ever?
Welcome to the show: MSNBC anchors got into a big fight on the air today.
Welcome to the show: MSNBC anchors got into a big fight on the air today.
AwesomeNotAwesome: An amazing t-shirt for sale on Amazon apparently has magical qualities. Plus an update on journalist, Roxana Saberi. Plus listener mail.
Welcome to the show: It's granny time (rants and raves, and listener advice)
Welcome to the show: It's granny time (rants and raves, and listener advice)
Welcome to the show: tarantulas on the loose and the KFC giveaway debacle comes to its inevitable conclusion.
Welcome to the show: tarantulas on the loose and the KFC giveaway debacle comes to its inevitable conclusion.
An interview with Teresa Strasser (formerly of the Adam Carolla Show) who writes a blog, "Exploiting my baby".
Welcome to the show: I want the chicken! (more tales from Oprah's giveaway)
Welcome to the show: I want the chicken! (more tales from Oprah's giveaway)
Oprah's KFC giveaway leads to a hilarious comment section on her website. Plus, in listener mail, the Coke Zero feedback continues (good and bad) andJen is accused of sexism (and it's true)
Letters and voicemails: Apparently, Chicago loves it when famous people screw up "Take Me Out to the Ballgame"; and the search for a non-theater town continues.
Welcome to the show: Sean judged a cooking competition today; plus, the first American recipient of a full face transplant gave a press conference today.
Welcome to the show: Sean judged a cooking competition today; plus, the first American recipient of a full face transplant gave a press conference today.
AwesomeNotAwesome: Kentucky Derby Payouts; Denise Richards sings at a baseball game; more chuck e. cheese violence.
Welcome to the show: Over the weekend, Luke made a life-changing discovery and attempted an impossible task.
Welcome to the show: Over the weekend, Luke made a life-changing discovery and attempted an impossible task.
A very serious and historic talk on the purpose and goodness of the exclamation point. Plus, reading the best press coverage we've ever had (and it's in a high school newspaper)
Welcome to the show: Luke received a parking ticket...from ten! Plus, an airline announced they are going to start serving absinthe in flight. Could that possibly be a good idea?
Welcome to the show: Luke received a parking ticket...from ten! Plus, an airline announced they are going to start serving absinthe in flight. Could that possibly be a good idea?
AwesomenotAwesome: TBTL is being asked to endorse a class president candidacy; should we change the phrase "Saturday night" to "Saturnight'?; What is up with the film, "The Ghosts of Girlfriends Past"?; why do people like period pieces?
Welcome to the show: Webgems like "Sorry I hit your car" and "Moms on the internet"
Welcome to the show: Webgems like "Sorry I hit your car" and "Moms on the internet"
An interview with Michelle McCulley who went all "Veronica Mars" on the guy whos tole her bike. Plus listener mail attempts to describe TBTL.
Welcome to the show: Checking in on Susie Burbank's Facebook status. Plus, announcing a new Cooking with Sean project called, "Call Your Grandma!"
Welcome to the show: Checking in on Susie Burbank's Facebook status. Plus, announcing a new Cooking with Sean project called, "Call Your Grandma!"
AwesomeNotAwesome: The University of Oregon "ultimate frisbee" team makes news for all sorts of reasons. Plus, some old TBTL debates are re-ignited.
Welcome to the show: Luke's mom wants to "friend him" on Facebook.
Welcome to the show: Luke's mom wants to "friend him" on Facebook.
AwesomeNotAwesome: Where is the recession? Twitter and swine flu, and the return of ringtone of the week.
TBTL is Call Takers: A HotGreg movie review, advice on wedding toasts, listener mail and fun audio.
Welcome to the show: Shakespeare is making news today...in two separate stories?
Welcome to the show: Shakespeare is making news today...in two separate stories?
AwesomeNotAwesome: recent scientific studies on sense of smell; learning to pronounce the longest name of a lake int he country.
Welcome to the Show: A conversation about journalist Roxana Saberi, who is being held in cutody in Iran. (Luke and KIRO film critic Tom Tangney both know her.)
Welcome to the Show: A conversation about journalist Roxana Saberi, who is being held in cutody in Iran. (Luke and KIRO film critic Tom Tangney both know her.)
What it feels like to slowly go blind. (An interview with one of our listeners)
Welcome to the show: Should we care about the rise in narcissism?
Welcome to the show: Should we care about the rise in narcissism?
There is a movement to ban the font: comic sans. What do we hate it so? Plus, the song written specificially for Luke's funeral.
Welcome to the show: Luke had a "Die Hard" moment over the weekend. Plus, reality on TV took some bad turns.
Welcome to the show: Luke had a "Die Hard" moment over the weekend. Plus, reality on TV took some bad turns.
A hipster grifter is on the loose in NYC, but she conned the wrong people. Plus, Luke's tutorial on when stealing is ok.
Welcome to the show: No thank you Rich Gazarian. Plus, choosing the music for your funeral is hard...but if you don't do it, your mother will.
Welcome to the show: No thank you Rich Gazarian. Plus, choosing the music for your funeral is hard...but if you don't do it, your mother will.
An interview with internet guru, Ben Huh (of icanhascheezburger.com). Plus, Luke's haircut is a FAIL, and listener mail.
Welcome to the show: an update on the Evite from "Victor"; plus our feelings on the safety of our food.
Welcome to the show: an update on the Evite from "Victor"; plus our feelings on the safety of our food.
Meet the Kates! We have a lot of "Kates" as listeners...how to distinguish them...
Welcome to the show: What Jen found in her back pocket while doing laundry today. Plus a Birthday party Evite that shares alot of personal information, and Team TBTL explains their 2008 taxes.
Welcome to the show: What Jen found in her back pocket while doing laundry today. Plus a Birthday party Evite that shares alot of personal information, and Team TBTL explains their 2008 taxes.
AwesomeNotAwesome: talk show guest faints, plus Baader-Meinhoff phenomenon. Plus, a local high school rocketry club qualifies for a national competition final.
Welcome to the show: Jen's experiences at the M's home opener this afternoon. Plus, thrilling to Susan Boyle's awesome performance on "Britain's Got Talent"
Welcome to the show: Jen's experiences at the M's home opener this afternoon. Plus, thrilling to Susan Boyle's awesome performance on "Britain's Got Talent"
Welcome to the show: Luke witnessed an amazing car wreck today. Plus, updating news stories from the weekend (pirates and Billy Bob Thornton).
Welcome to the show: Luke witnessed an amazing car wreck today. Plus, updating news stories from the weekend (pirates and Billy Bob Thornton).
Why It Matters: Soap Operas (with special guest Cindi Rinehart). Plus, listener mail.
Welcome to the Show: Luke's first rowing session in open water. Plus, the Thunderdome Science Fair.
Welcome to the Show: Luke's first rowing session in open water. Plus, the Thunderdome Science Fair.
Who Needs A Movie: Luke and Jen review "Adventureland". Plus, AwesomeNotAwesome: Kanye responds to South Park and Top Chef Masters.
Seattle's Best Dive Bars with Mike Seely. Plus, Rap Master Maurice strikes again.
Seattle's Best Dive Bars with Mike Seely. Plus, Rap Master Maurice strikes again.
iTunes started a new pricing system today. We decided to take the song we value the most and least and see if iTunes agrees.
Welcome to the show: Luke is being menaced by neighborhood dogs, Walter and Hunter. Plus, Somali pirate captured an American ship today, but the crew fought back. Jen has a version of what happened, but so does Luke.
Welcome to the show: Luke is being menaced by neighborhood dogs, Walter and Hunter. Plus, Somali pirate captured an American ship today, but the crew fought back. Jen has a version of what happened, but so does Luke.
The Different Kinds of People in the World explored with writer, Lindy West. Plus, Luke has to take a "float test".
Thunderdome Week 3: Planning session. Plus, cities printing their own currency.
Welcome to the show: Big announcement of an upcoming TBTL event. Plus, another reporter tries and fails to interview JD Salinger.
Welcome to the show: Big announcement of an upcoming TBTL event. Plus, another reporter tries and fails to interview JD Salinger.
TBTL interviews SciFi King (and beloved actor from "Stand By Me") Wil Wheaton. They discuss D&D, comicons, and Star Trek: TNG.
Welcome to the Show: Luke's emotional jogging experience kicks off the show. Plus some discussion on Bram Stoker's girlfriend stealing.
Welcome to the Show: Luke's emotional jogging experience kicks off the show. Plus some discussion on Bram Stoker's girlfriend stealing.
Welcome to the show: reviewing Rachael Yamagata's show with Rachael herself. Plus, how bad was computer virus Conficker today?
Welcome to the show: reviewing Rachael Yamagata's show with Rachael herself. Plus, how bad was computer virus Conficker today?
A dog was lost, but now he's found (a feel good story from a TBTL listener). Plus, AwesomeNotAwesome disusses the "Where the Wild Things Are" trailer and $100 bills.
Welcome to the show: A controversy breaks out over the word "meh".
Welcome to the show: A controversy breaks out over the word "meh".
Deconstructing Alice (looking back on our controversial interview with foodie Alice Waters on Friday). Plus, checking in on Sean who is sick at home (first sick day in 3 years!)
Why It Matters: Food (Includes a live interview with foodie of all foodies, Alice Waters and a discussion of the Thunderdome Diet on our final day)
welcome to the Show: Christopher Walken's Twitter feed is a fraud. Plus, "Who Needs A Movie": I Love You Man
welcome to the Show: Christopher Walken's Twitter feed is a fraud. Plus, "Who Needs A Movie": I Love You Man
Welcome to a one hour edition of TBTL: Jen gives the full report on her teeth, Ratatat gives us an interview from a Mexican restaurant in Colorado, and an update on Thunderdome Beach Diet.
The best of this year's South By Southwest Music Festival in Austin. Plus, TBTL is Call Takers.
Welcome to the show: Jen is home dealing with continuing dental drama. So Sean and Luke pick up the Thunderdome Beach Diet reporting alone.
Welcome to the show: Jen is home dealing with continuing dental drama. So Sean and Luke pick up the Thunderdome Beach Diet reporting alone.
Thunderdome Beach Diet Day 1. Plus, listener mail and This Day in TBTL History
Welcome to the show: TBTL is Mystery Solvers (the ferry carnival)
Welcome to the show: TBTL is Mystery Solvers (the ferry carnival)
Kevin Calabro is Dr. Funkenstein. Plus, final preparations for Day 1 of The Thunderdome Beach Diet.
Favorite TBTL Moments of 2009: AwesomeNotAwesome with Guest Judge, Jesse Thorn
Favorite Moments of TBTL in 2009: Parsing Barbara Mandrell lyrics and the music of The Dutchess and the Duke
Favorite Moments of TBTL in 2009: The lyrics of The Wrestler and pronouncing Gruyere
Preparing for Thunderdome: Week 1 (eating on $3 a day). Plus, AwesomeNotAwesome: casting a very special role in a new Jason Bateman movie; the worst country music demos...ever.
Welcome to the show: thoughts on Bob Dylan and neighbor relations.
Welcome to the show: thoughts on Bob Dylan and neighbor relations.
Twitter isn't for everyone, but is it for Luke? (Jen decides.) Plus, taking a closer look at Irish-themed films.
Welcome to the show: does your taste in pop music reflect your intelligence.
Welcome to the show: does your taste in pop music reflect your intelligence.
Kevin Calabro is Dr. Funkenstein. Plus, AwesomeNotAwesome: From the trades; Jimmy Fallon review; and a Bernie Madoff update.
Welcome to the show: We've got web gems! (a bus stop that's actually a scale; plus, actual photographic evidence of a ten who's been let down by TBTL)
Welcome to the show: We've got web gems! (a bus stop that's actually a scale; plus, actual photographic evidence of a ten who's been let down by TBTL)
The final segment from Guest producer Doug Schrecengost (drunk fishermen in Dutch Harbor, AK and Dark matter). Plus, listener mail and Voicemails.
Welcome to the Show: "No thanks Rich Gazarian"; plus our reaction to the most awkward tv interview in yfears (Stewart and Cramer)
Welcome to the Show: "No thanks Rich Gazarian"; plus our reaction to the most awkward tv interview in yfears (Stewart and Cramer)
TBTL is Call Takers! Plus, guest producer Doug Schrecengost brings us a new segment. Tonight is "Super String Theory" related to TBTL in a song written by Jen.
Welcome to the Show: Jen listens to Jen; plus thoughts on Bernie Madoff's sentencing (Luke and Jen could be at odds on this one)
Welcome to the Show: Jen listens to Jen; plus thoughts on Bernie Madoff's sentencing (Luke and Jen could be at odds on this one)
Listener Mail regarding commericial jingles and boyfriends with poor spelling. And Jen and Luke compete in a 30 Rock trivia contest.
Welcome to the show: Jen is still medicated from her dental surgery. Plus, producer Doug Schrecengost bring us a tribute to the Museums of Europe.
Welcome to the show: Jen is still medicated from her dental surgery. Plus, producer Doug Schrecengost bring us a tribute to the Museums of Europe.
Produced by Doug Schrecengost: Pyramids on Mars (you just have to listen, I can't explain it). Plus, AwesomeNotAwesome: Belly button lint breakthrough, Kimmel on The View, the PI is going to online only.
Why It Matters: Encyclopedia Brown. Plus, New Gary Busey tape and dream fights
I Love You Chunk: Iceland. Plus, a mystery update, where is Minnie Pearl's statue, and a quick doodling science story.
Welcome to the Show: We've written a song of thanks for a listener's gift. Plus, celebrating National Grammar Day with the Grammar Lady, Jane Straus.
Welcome to the Show: We've written a song of thanks for a listener's gift. Plus, celebrating National Grammar Day with the Grammar Lady, Jane Straus.
Camille is 16 and wants to do stand-up at her school's talent show. Keith's the dad who wants to write her material. How can this end well? We'll talk to them both. Plus, an update on Chuck E. Cheese violence still sweeping the nation.
TBTL Goes to the Opera Part 2: Interview with the Seattle Opera's General Director, Speight Jenkins. Plus, taking another look at wild and wacky World War 2 weapons,
Welcome to the show: Are we past irony? Taking a second look at the ironic love of pirates, bacon, roller derby...and even the snuggie.
Welcome to the show: Are we past irony? Taking a second look at the ironic love of pirates, bacon, roller derby...and even the snuggie.
Why It Matters: The Movie Musical (with special guest, Susie Burbank)
Welcome to the Show: Michael Ian Black has been feuding on Twitter with Mr. Levar Burton. Michael will come on TBTL to discuss the battle.
Welcome to the Show: Michael Ian Black has been feuding on Twitter with Mr. Levar Burton. Michael will come on TBTL to discuss the battle.
Going through life with the same name as a 2-hit wonder Swedish pop band is apparently a drag. Plus, can Sean and Jen always tell the difference between Elton John and Billy Joel (as they claim?). Luke puts them to an audio test.
Welcome to the show: WWII Japanese hot air balloons were real.
Welcome to the show: WWII Japanese hot air balloons were real.
Introducing the 10s Blogroll (we'll interview Jaime, the NYC 10 who set it up.) Plus updates on old stories, listener mail and all the fun new stuff on our blog.
Welcome to the show: We are super late getting on the air tonight due to the President's speech. We'll react to all the economy-dominated bad news. (Hint: it involves becoming farmers)
Welcome to the show: We are super late getting on the air tonight due to the President's speech. We'll react to all the economy-dominated bad news. (Hint: it involves becoming farmers)
I Love You Chunk: Twitter Edition (with special guests Kate and Neilsen). Plus, Listener Mail
Our 2nd Annual Oscar Dinner (with special guest Tom Tangney)
Welcome to the show: Jen has a dream kisser, plus listener mail.
Welcome to the show: Jen has a dream kisser, plus listener mail.
AwesomeNotAwesome: LoyaltyCard Voicemail; Conan's goodbye; Carolla got cancelled; new Rap Master Maurice
Welcome to the show: Luke's bad situation which he only made worse.
Welcome to the show: Luke's bad situation which he only made worse.
AwesomeNotAwesome (with special guest Rico Gagliano): Tom Hanks and the LHC; an iPhone app for cheese; and Patrick Swayze.
Welcome to the Show: Ken Griffey Jr. is coming back to Seattle! Plus, a guy put a sign up in his window to hit on the girl across the street..we'll see how it's going.
Welcome to the Show: Ken Griffey Jr. is coming back to Seattle! Plus, a guy put a sign up in his window to hit on the girl across the street..we'll see how it's going.
Acappella TBTL jingles live in studio. Plus, TBTL Show Business:planning our Oscar dinner menue and our next opera.
Welcome to the Show: A resolution in Brooklyn, the Stoopman.
Welcome to the Show: A resolution in Brooklyn, the Stoopman.
AwesomeNotAwesome: 30 Rock product placement; Peter Gabriel is boycotting the Oscars; Stars Wars dialogue redux; Paul Rudd's eulogy
Welcome to the show: TBTL was on a local morning radio show. Plus, more on talk show breakdowns (Joaquin Watch 2009 continues)
Welcome to the show: TBTL was on a local morning radio show. Plus, more on talk show breakdowns (Joaquin Watch 2009 continues)
A ten is down! A ten is down! (we'll talk to Ni-kk-i about her skiing accident which left her with a broken clavicle.) Plus, what happens to you in Dubai if you can't pay your bills?
Welcome to the show: Joaquin's artism was in full flower last night on Letterman.
Welcome to the show: Joaquin's artism was in full flower last night on Letterman.
Listener Mail leads us to calling April and Lawrence in Colorado. Plus, this day in TBTL history.
Welcome to the show: Prepping for Valentine's Day proves more complicated.
Welcome to the show: Prepping for Valentine's Day proves more complicated.
An audio clip from the Ellen Show leads to a phone call with one of our listeners about a hot Italian guy in her college class. Plus, Saving Words...a new on-air TBTL game.
Welcome to the show: Luke failed Addie's science test. Plus, Jen's 2010 Olympics dream has been destroyed and sports writer Ron Judd will join us to help her through.
Welcome to the show: Luke failed Addie's science test. Plus, Jen's 2010 Olympics dream has been destroyed and sports writer Ron Judd will join us to help her through.
Welcome to the Show: We'll look back at last night's Grammys with Newsweek critic, Joshua Alston.
Welcome to the Show: We'll look back at last night's Grammys with Newsweek critic, Joshua Alston.
The Grammys are this Sunday, we'll give our picks. Plus the Facebook app "25 Random Things About Me" is getting plenty of press, we'll give our thoughts.
Welcome to the Show: Christian Bale apologized for his tirade this morning on KROQ's Kevin and Bean Show; we'll talk to Bean.
Welcome to the Show: Christian Bale apologized for his tirade this morning on KROQ's Kevin and Bean Show; we'll talk to Bean.
Interview with pop music writer Sasha Frere-Jones, followed by discussion of said interview.
Welcome to the show: Jen shows off her new nightguard. Plus, listener mail about the rich people silver dome andhiphopheads.
Welcome to the show: Jen shows off her new nightguard. Plus, listener mail about the rich people silver dome andhiphopheads.
The hottest viral video today got us thinking. Plus, listener mail.
Welcome to the show: Celebrating even more celebrity freak-outs
Welcome to the show: Celebrating even more celebrity freak-outs
TBTL Show Business: Time Bandits Check In; Rap Master Maurice strikes again; Listener Mail; and TBTL regrets the error.
Welcome to the show: Jen has dental issues and Sean was confronted on the bus. Plus, one guy gives the most honest answer ever to "why are you in a band?"
Welcome to the show: Jen has dental issues and Sean was confronted on the bus. Plus, one guy gives the most honest answer ever to "why are you in a band?"
I Love You Chunk: Crush Notes (with special guest Ni-kk-i). Plus "the big dog" considers The Freak Out
Welcome to the show: a roller party post-mortem. Plus, is Groundhog Day real?
Welcome to the show: a roller party post-mortem. Plus, is Groundhog Day real?
Jen broke up with Facebook and it was not easy. Plus, one of the more awkward LIVE phone calls we've ever made.
Welcome to the show: There's a new voiceover guy in town and we are stumped.
Welcome to the show: There's a new voiceover guy in town and we are stumped.
Scottish Beat (checking in with some wackiness in Scotland). Plus, listener mail (including the feedback from Luke's defense of overusing "like")
Welcome to the show: Can Luke's songwriting top Bruce Springsteen's? Plus, TBTL regrets the error.
Welcome to the show: Can Luke's songwriting top Bruce Springsteen's? Plus, TBTL regrets the error.
We finally have a tens map, we'll talk to Erica who created it. Plus, AwesomeNotAwesome: Anderson Cooper, Jen quoted in the PI, fellow talk host copied us?
Music Review: Erika Hobart (of the Seattle Weekly) talks about her weekend of reviews: Lil' Wayne and Katy Perry
AND Cooking with Sean - Prison Food and listener emails
Welcome to the show! The weekend's events of the opera and stand-up are discussed.
PLUS the SAG awards, particularly Sean Penn's questionable acceptance speech.
Welcome to the show! The weekend's events of the opera and stand-up are discussed.
PLUS the SAG awards, particularly Sean Penn's questionable acceptance speech.
Part 5: Interview with a bank robber. Our listener Drew is in studio to answer your questions about his life as a drug addict who turned to robbing banks.
Welcome to the show: Luke has severe grammar troubles, Jen's mechanic bill is in the house...did she get robbed?
Welcome to the show: Luke has severe grammar troubles, Jen's mechanic bill is in the house...did she get robbed?
Jen and Luke are going to their first opera this Saturday night. In order to get ready, they invited the General Director of the opera as well as one of the principal singers in for some opera 101.
Welcome to the show: All sorts of discussion (due to the fact that our scheduled guest didn't answer the phone)
Welcome to the show: All sorts of discussion (due to the fact that our scheduled guest didn't answer the phone)
AwesomeNotAwesome: Patti Lupone, Cheers to You. Plus, listener mail, ringtone of the week and voicemails.
Welcome to the show: the story of Jen's lovefor her mechanic and Luke getting in trouble today for an email.
Welcome to the show: the story of Jen's lovefor her mechanic and Luke getting in trouble today for an email.
AwesomeNotAwesome: Tom Colicchio, Joaquin Phoenix, Michael Cera and a bunch of other stuff
Welcome to the show: Inauguration stories from Seattle and a live report from Luke's sister in DC
Welcome to the show: Inauguration stories from Seattle and a live report from Luke's sister in DC
I Love You Chunk: Mixed martial arts. Plus, the winner of the t-shirt contest and listener mail.
Welcome to the show: While Luke and Jen were away, Sean ran the show and it was hilarious. Also, Luke ran a half-marathon and Jen went to Vegas.
Welcome to the show: While Luke and Jen were away, Sean ran the show and it was hilarious. Also, Luke ran a half-marathon and Jen went to Vegas.
TBTL is Mind-Gamers: experiment from the Boston Globe
PLUS Charlie and the Unicorn and Listener Mail
Welcome to the show! Roller skating party and t-shirt contest are discussed.
AND My Facebook Struggle: Jen wants to give up her Facebook account
Welcome to the show! Roller skating party and t-shirt contest are discussed.
AND My Facebook Struggle: Jen wants to give up her Facebook account
TBTL Stuff: Colbert begged the question wrong; another Vampire Weekend mash-up; new ringtone of the week. AND WEBGEMS!
Welcome to the show: The definition of "dead" may be changing.
Welcome to the show: The definition of "dead" may be changing.
Why don't parents teach manners anymore? And an update on the worst faked death ever.
Welcome to the show: Luke got pulled over today. Plus, is there a chord progression specific to "Lilith Fair-type" music?
Welcome to the show: Luke got pulled over today. Plus, is there a chord progression specific to "Lilith Fair-type" music?
Interview: Todd from Colorado who built a tiny house with his family
AND TBTL Show Business: Listener Mail
Welcome to the show! We are having a skating party and a t-shirt contest!
PLUS TBTL is Movie Reviewers: "Frost/Nixon"
Welcome to the show! We are having a skating party and a t-shirt contest!
PLUS TBTL is Movie Reviewers: "Frost/Nixon"
A book review has rocked Luke's world. Plus, some listener mail and updates on our t-shirt design contest.
Welcome to the show. Tonight, the clocks are broken and we're a little loose, but we bring you our interview with Darren Aronofsky who directed "The Wrestler".
Welcome to the show. Tonight, the clocks are broken and we're a little loose, but we bring you our interview with Darren Aronofsky who directed "The Wrestler".
I Love You Chunk! (Russian Spa edition). Plus, AwesomeNotAwesome: Josh Brolin, As Seen on TV (Jen is ready to make a purchase).
Welcome to the show: More details on the t-shirt contest, the ringtone of the week and Luke and Jen bemoan the possible passing of print journalism.
Welcome to the show: More details on the t-shirt contest, the ringtone of the week and Luke and Jen bemoan the possible passing of print journalism.
To celebrate our 1 year anniversary on the air, we've asked "Charlie Rose" to interview us about the show.
Welcome to the show: Wer're having a roller skating party! Plus, Listener Mail
Welcome to the show: Wer're having a roller skating party! Plus, Listener Mail
We have our first "Ringtone of the Week", plus a new trashy book club is born and Jen can't wait.
Welcome to the show: It's been a week of celebrity struggles becoming very private. How do we feel about that?
Welcome to the show: It's been a week of celebrity struggles becoming very private. How do we feel about that?
AwesomeNotAwesome: A hipster engagement, Charles Barkley's arrest, Ben Stein's commentary on the economy, and Jen adopting Alec Baldwin's 2009 hopes.
Welcome to the show: We're all reunited and it feels so good! This hour brings you tales of what we did on our winter break and a little lesson on the different kinds of swear words.
Welcome to the show: We're all reunited and it feels so good! This hour brings you tales of what we did on our winter break and a little lesson on the different kinds of swear words.
TBTL Year End Survey: The best TBTL is Mystery Solvers of the Year
TBTL Year End Survey: Biggest Trainwrecks (the segments that went so far awry, they became good)
TBTL Year End Survey: Biggest Trainwrecks (the segments that went so far awry, they became good)
Special one hour post-Seahawk Huddle edition. It's the TBTL Year End Survey: The best of the TBTL Players.
TBTL Year End Survey: The funniest moments of the year, as voted by the listeners.
TBTL Year End Survey: The funniest moments of the year, as voted by the listeners.
Relive the "Fondue Friends in Switzerland" TBTL on-air Christmas Party!
TBTL snow coverage: In Memoriam (the first hour of last week's "snow around the country" show)
TBTL snow coverage: In Memoriam (the first hour of last week's "snow around the country" show)
I Love You Chunk: Composting with worms! Plus, AwesomeNotAwesome: Leonard Cohen's "Hallelujah" is back in a big way.
Welcome to the show: We're on tonight from 9-midnight due to expanded snow coverage. We kick off the show with our segment, "What are you doin' here" where we interview listeners about what they do while they listen to the show. Tonight, we talk to Mark, the trucker.
Welcome to the show: We're on tonight from 9-midnight due to expanded snow coverage. We kick off the show with our segment, "What are you doin' here" where we interview listeners about what they do while they listen to the show. Tonight, we talk to Mark, the trucker.
Why It Matters: Christmas movies (with special guest, Tom Tangney)
Welcome to the Show: Apparently a blizzard is heading our way and we're sick of it!
Welcome to the Show: Apparently a blizzard is heading our way and we're sick of it!
Fondue friends in Switzerland: music, presents, invited listeners and fondue (made from a recipte recited to Jen over the phone by a random lady named Elaina)
Welcome to the Show: It snowed in Seattle...and everwhere else.
Welcome to the Show: It snowed in Seattle...and everwhere else.
Listener Mail: Herpes, Kanye and his pitch troubles, the shame-ber, Aussies vs. Ozzies
Welcome to the show! We discuss Jones' Big Ass Trucking and Storage commercial, John Walsh. and Luke accuses Jen of being a baby about snow.
Welcome to the show! We discuss Jones' Big Ass Trucking and Storage commercial, John Walsh. and Luke accuses Jen of being a baby about snow.
Welcome to the Show! Luke gives us the update on his health
PLUS the NYC 10s Holiday Party Recap with Colin and Jenny!
Welcome to the Show! Luke gives us the update on his health
PLUS the NYC 10s Holiday Party Recap with Colin and Jenny!
Interview with a filmmaker who made a documentary about director Roman Polanksi which he is now using as evidence in a request to have his conviction thrown out.
Welcome to the show: Jen and Luke are all dressed up for a party later. But first, writer David Carr accused actress Anne Hathaway of having no soul?
Welcome to the show: Jen and Luke are all dressed up for a party later. But first, writer David Carr accused actress Anne Hathaway of having no soul?
AwesomeNotAwesome: a movie review Jen cannot decipher, the location of Luke's shame-ber, Hunter S. Thompson left frozen sperm behind, and Luke bought an alarm clock made by Satan himself.
Welcome to the Show: We have a new website and an awesome article in The Stranger. So it's been a pretty good day. Unfortunately, Luke went to the dentist and it didn't go well.
Welcome to the Show: We have a new website and an awesome article in The Stranger. So it's been a pretty good day. Unfortunately, Luke went to the dentist and it didn't go well.
TBTL is call takers!
AwesomeNotAwesome: Sasha Frere-Jones adds Jessica Simpson to his best songs of the year, German cruise taking crazy steps to avoid the Somali pirates, Ryan Adams demands an apology from the LA Times
Welcome to the show! Luke is sick and hungry.
Interview with salon.com writer Amy Benfer regarding Alex Kuczynski and the totally bizarre piece from the NY Times
Welcome to the show! Luke is sick and hungry.
Interview with salon.com writer Amy Benfer regarding Alex Kuczynski and the totally bizarre piece from the NY Times
Teen Plagiarism (Stories of taking credit for other's work). Vanessa, Luke, and Jen share their experiences
PLUS AwesomeNotAwesome: The Harvard Exit, Dogs Have Feelings Too, Jay Leno's new NBC show
Welcome to the show! Sean got a sweet new tattoo
AND Schnabel vs. Safer: Julian Schnabel faces off on "60 Minutes"
Welcome to the show! Sean got a sweet new tattoo
AND Schnabel vs. Safer: Julian Schnabel faces off on "60 Minutes"
Our interview with Dave Wakeling of The English Beats, including 2 live performances.
Welcome to the show: Our new segment, "I Love You Chunk" returns. Our listener, Accacia, tries to convince people to love "union suits" (you know, the ones Santa wears under his outfit? A one piece long john)
Welcome to the show: Our new segment, "I Love You Chunk" returns. Our listener, Accacia, tries to convince people to love "union suits" (you know, the ones Santa wears under his outfit? A one piece long john)
Luke gets the chance to interview his broadcasting hero, Kevin Calabro.
TBTL is Call Takers. Plus, AwesomeNotAwesome: a cruise ship outruns pirates, and Axl takes on Dr. Pepper.
Welcome to the Show: Luke's ethical dilemma. Plus, looking at the Mumbai attacks from a new point of view.
Welcome to the Show: Luke's ethical dilemma. Plus, looking at the Mumbai attacks from a new point of view.
Backyard Chickens In Suburbia: An interview with Liz of www.meet-the-chickens.blogspot.com tells us how she raises chickens in her back yard
TBTL Show Business: Rap Master Maurice strikes again and our plea for more intros
Welcome to the show! Luke regales us with the tales of his Thanksgiving.
Who Needs A Movie: "Four Christmases"
Welcome to the show! Luke regales us with the tales of his Thanksgiving.
Who Needs A Movie: "Four Christmases"
Thanksgiving is tomorrow and we can't wait. Jen will tell a Thanksgiving story from her past and Luke will worry about a Thanksgiving meal in his future. Plus, the listeners take on Jen's toilet paper etiquette in Listener Mail.
Welcome to the Show: TBTL Give-Backers went great last night, we'll tell you the highlights. Plus a new rap from Rap Master Maurice and TBTL will teach you a game for your Thanksgiving gathering.
Welcome to the Show: TBTL Give-Backers went great last night, we'll tell you the highlights. Plus a new rap from Rap Master Maurice and TBTL will teach you a game for your Thanksgiving gathering.
How to Bake A Turkey: Luke and Jen traveled to local chef Tom Douglas' home to be taught bytwo of the best.
Convince Me: Emily of the Brooklyn 10s on "Whale Wars" and why we should all love it
AND Self-Imposed Rules, however irrational they may be and Listener Mail
Welcome To The Show! Dick's for dinner, or not so much. And, our bumps are back!
PLUS, The IFC Media Project; our interview with Gideon Yago, the host
Welcome To The Show! Dick's for dinner, or not so much. And, our bumps are back!
PLUS, The IFC Media Project; our interview with Gideon Yago, the host
AwesomeNotAwesome: Slate.com article on mailmen hoarding mail, QVC is hiring and Luke may be perfect for the job, there's a new puppy cam, and finally, chicken are showing up...in suburbia.
Welcome to the show: It's Friday, things are a little loose, in factwe're already coming off the rails. But first, we're giving away Seahawks tickets and telling you where the "I love Hot Cheetos" bump comes from.
Welcome to the show: It's Friday, things are a little loose, in factwe're already coming off the rails. But first, we're giving away Seahawks tickets and telling you where the "I love Hot Cheetos" bump comes from.
Interview with Carla "The Bus Chick" Saulter
AND TBTL Show Business: Web Gems, "30 Rock" Love, Community Give Backers
Welcome To The Show! We are giving away two Seahawk tickets. Listen for the details...
PLUS "my obama", the Toure interview from the Daily Beast and the new vernacular, and the body quiz. The weird one, that is.
Welcome To The Show! We are giving away two Seahawk tickets. Listen for the details...
PLUS "my obama", the Toure interview from the Daily Beast and the new vernacular, and the body quiz. The weird one, that is.
Welcome to the show: We're getting ready for our big "Delilah Dedications" show, so we'll do a little role playing to show you how it's done. Plus, an interview that our own film critic, Tom Tangney did with film director, Charlie Kaufman (Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind and Synecdoche, NY).
TBTL is Call Takers: Tonight, we'll actually answer the phone when it rings. And then AwesomeNotAwesome covers pirates and tracheas.
Welcome to the show: Tonight we'll try to bring peace to a marriage at war over the Blackberry.
Welcome to the show: Tonight we'll try to bring peace to a marriage at war over the Blackberry.
AwesomeNotAwesome: Ricky Gervais and the Hadron update
PLUS listener mail and a Joe Pug mention
Welcome to the show! We finally get to the bottom of Sean's optical predicament
AND... an interview with Teresa and Serena from MyMomIsAFOB.com
Welcome to the show! We finally get to the bottom of Sean's optical predicament
AND... an interview with Teresa and Serena from MyMomIsAFOB.com
Can Kenny Loggins save the Seahawks? Our local football team is having a horrible season, but this Sunday Mr. Loggins will sing the anthem before the game. The TBTL team asks, "What song could Kenny sing to turn this season around?" Plus, listen as listeners guilt us into on-air segments we didn't plan.
Welcome to the show: Sean had a neurotic breakdown in the mirror aisle of a local department store, and you just must hear the whole tale. Plus, we interview Jay McCarrol who designed a dress for online mag, The Daily Beast. The only problem is that everyone involvedthought he was the Jay McCarroll who won the first season of Project Runway, and he just let 'em think that.
Welcome to the show: Sean had a neurotic breakdown in the mirror aisle of a local department store, and you just must hear the whole tale. Plus, we interview Jay McCarrol who designed a dress for online mag, The Daily Beast. The only problem is that everyone involvedthought he was the Jay McCarroll who won the first season of Project Runway, and he just let 'em think that.
AwesomeNotAwesome: Tom Tagne, Russell Brand on Letterman, Yawning
Welcome to the Show! OK, don't freak out.... we're not going anywhere. Luke explains the AM switch to sports
AND the earthquake drill in LA
Welcome to the Show! OK, don't freak out.... we're not going anywhere. Luke explains the AM switch to sports
AND the earthquake drill in LA
Luke and Jen have an adventure at the Goodwill to try and disprove a NYTimes article about the economy.
Cooking! Live in studio we attempt to make cake in a mug in a microwave.
Welcome to the show. Tonight we launch "Who needs a movie?". Jen and Luke saw the new Charlie Kaufman film,Synecdoche, NY and will bring their own brand of movie review.
Welcome to the show. Tonight we launch "Who needs a movie?". Jen and Luke saw the new Charlie Kaufman film,Synecdoche, NY and will bring their own brand of movie review.
Proposing to Kristen Wiig - our interview with Dan O'Brien from cracked.com
AND, Jen's cell phone dillemma grows plus ageing like Vince Vaughn
Welcome to the Show!
We discuss new archive search features for the website, Blinding You With Science; curing AIDS (including thoughts from our amazingly scientific 10s)
Welcome to the Show!
We discuss new archive search features for the website, Blinding You With Science; curing AIDS (including thoughts from our amazingly scientific 10s)
Why It Matters (to adults). High School Musical. Plus in AwesomeNotAwesome, we discuss Rick Astley, the most irritating terms and the Obama NYTimes.
Welcome to the Show. Luke must correct his correction from last night. Plus, the results of the rap-off battle are finally announced.
Welcome to the Show. Luke must correct his correction from last night. Plus, the results of the rap-off battle are finally announced.
AwesomeNotAwesome, The NYTimes with the Obama headline is demanding high prices on eBay, the most amazing sentence ever, courtesy of Joaquin Phoenix, and Jen makes a personal life decision.
Welcome to the Show, TBTL regrets the error. Plus, the tens on NYC are having a Christmas party and we'll get all the details.
Welcome to the Show, TBTL regrets the error. Plus, the tens on NYC are having a Christmas party and we'll get all the details.
Welcome to a one hour edition of TBTL. Tonight we reflect on last night's election and it includes Luke and Jen singing acapella...not to be missed! Plus, listener mail and web gems.
In Studio, Chris & Eric from Real Soda in North Seattle
PLUS Listener Mail and Rap Battle Update
Welcome to the Show! We discuss Luke's recent trip and Vanessa's move
AND We say goodbye to Studs Terkel, a great documenter, and a TBTL engagement
Welcome to the Show! We discuss Luke's recent trip and Vanessa's move
AND We say goodbye to Studs Terkel, a great documenter, and a TBTL engagement
AwesomeNotAwesome: Bill Pullman's kid and moonshine, Kids literature for the recession, Steven Seagal's Zen tales
PLUS.. Luke calls in, we discuss "30 Rock"
Welcome to the Show! Luke's out for the night, so Jen takes over hosting the show. Jamie & Sean tell their Crystal Castles story
AND... Project Bueller and the rap-off, Jen's versions
Welcome to the Show! Luke's out for the night, so Jen takes over hosting the show. Jamie & Sean tell their Crystal Castles story
AND... Project Bueller and the rap-off, Jen's versions
Remembering Elliott Smith five years after his death. We talk to Ellen Carpenter at Spin Magazine. It was her job to fact check all of the coverage, to interview all of his loved ones and pore over each of his songs. It altered her relationship to his music and affected her deeply. We celebrate his music, but also talk about his life...which wasn't a very happy one.
Welcome to the Show: The rap-off between Luke and Jen has a new component. Plus, we jump on a pretty big soapbox regarding the sorry state of local tv news.
Welcome to the Show: The rap-off between Luke and Jen has a new component. Plus, we jump on a pretty big soapbox regarding the sorry state of local tv news.
Interview with Emma Rosenblum, the writer for "New York Magazine" who interviewed Tracy Morgan
PLUS TBTL Show Business; the rap-off and letters
Welcome to the show! And how was YOUR weekend?
And, Doctor, I Have A Case Of Exhaustion - the trials and tribulations of Ahmadenajiad's recent malady and those of Hollywood's starlets
Welcome to the show! And how was YOUR weekend?
And, Doctor, I Have A Case Of Exhaustion - the trials and tribulations of Ahmadenajiad's recent malady and those of Hollywood's starlets
A look back at early segments of the show that helped define who and what we are.(Including an appearance from the TBTL Players.)
Welcome to our 200th show! We celebrate by returning to our roots with one of our first guests, Jane Strauss, our grammar guru.
Welcome to our 200th show! We celebrate by returning to our roots with one of our first guests, Jane Strauss, our grammar guru.
AwesomeNotAwesome: Guns & Roses single, Seattle bands can't drink of stage?, Radiohead saves the world
Welcome to the Show!
Demon Spit (demonspit.com and demonspit.net) blows up
PLUS John Steinbeck reminds us about anger
Welcome to the Show!
Demon Spit (demonspit.com and demonspit.net) blows up
PLUS John Steinbeck reminds us about anger
Aspecial one hour edition of TBTL after the Seahawk Huddle.We're talking to Brendan Kiley of The Stranger about his recent article, Ten Things Theaters Need to Do Right Now to Save Themselves.
How do you critique a rock legend? Music critic Ann Powers recently ran afoul of Tina Turner fans. We'll talk it over with her.
Welcome to the Show: We have the audio of baseball great George Brett telling a really embarrassing story.
Welcome to the Show: We have the audio of baseball great George Brett telling a really embarrassing story.
SNL: Crushing It?
Plus Listener Mail, Rap Master Maurice strikes again, and the Goodnight Moon Girls
Welcome to the Show! New Show Opens
And Music Review with Seattle Weekly's Erika Hobart who attended the Celine Dion concert over the weekend
Welcome to the Show! New Show Opens
And Music Review with Seattle Weekly's Erika Hobart who attended the Celine Dion concert over the weekend
Welcome to the show: We are so excited by all the "show opens" we've received; we'll play some of them. Plus, the winners of the mustache contest!
Welcome to the show: We are so excited by all the "show opens" we've received; we'll play some of them. Plus, the winners of the mustache contest!
Interview with Chuck of Ideas by Chuck
AND TBTL Show Business: Britney bet, search for new show intros
Welcome to the show! We recap the moustache constest
"Project Runway" is also discussed at length **spoiler alert**
Welcome to the show! We recap the moustache constest
"Project Runway" is also discussed at length **spoiler alert**
Interview with Dave Barry and Ridley Pearson, authors of Science Fair
TBTL has ethical queries: When a lowly paid employee spills on a highly paid employee's pants, who should pay the drycleaner bill? Plus, the categories and rules of the mustache contest are decided.
Welcome to the show: Luke and Sean try to convince Jen to vomit (she's been holding it back all day). Plus we will Blind you with Science: Balding edition.
Welcome to the show: Luke and Sean try to convince Jen to vomit (she's been holding it back all day). Plus we will Blind you with Science: Balding edition.
TBTL is call taking
PLUS... Sailor Jared update from Rap Master Maurice's revenge rap, and the Mummy's voice mail
Welcome to the show!
Book Club Post-Mortem
AND... the restaurant that got rid of tipping
Welcome to the show!
Book Club Post-Mortem
AND... the restaurant that got rid of tipping
Rock Star Ben Lee joins us to personally announce the winning school marching band in our "Cath Blue Thunder" contest. Plus, listener mail.
Welcome to the show: We have a mustache update and a preview of the upcoming rap battle between Luke and Jen. Plus, Google proves it loves drunks (just like TBTL)
Welcome to the show: We have a mustache update and a preview of the upcoming rap battle between Luke and Jen. Plus, Google proves it loves drunks (just like TBTL)
AwesomeNotAwesome: Beautification program, Britney "Womanizer" Update, Man Punches Shark, Duff McKagan On The Economy, Shockingly, The Nobel Didn't Go To An American
Welcome to the Show!
AND Catch Blue Thunder: We speak with Newport Drum Major Scott, Curtis Drum Major Brody, and Charles Wright Vocalist Kate
Welcome to the Show!
AND Catch Blue Thunder: We speak with Newport Drum Major Scott, Curtis Drum Major Brody, and Charles Wright Vocalist Kate
Welcome to the show!
Interview with Alex Blumberg of NPR talking about "the economic crisis"
We are having a high school band competition. Three schools have submitted their versions of our theme song, "Catch My Disease" by Ben Lee. Tonight, we begin the voting. Plus, we'll do a special edition of AwesomeNotAwesome: Blinding you with science.
AwesomeNotAwesome: Ig Nobel Awards, Anne Hathaway's SNL monologue, Who is essential? Warning: Free books is an art display
Welcome to the show.... we discuss the OJ verdict and talk to Jenny Bauman about climbing out of debt
Welcome to the show.... we discuss the OJ verdict and talk to Jenny Bauman about climbing out of debt
Why It Matters: Required Reading - the TBTL players perfom a scene from Moby Dick. Our special guest: Dan Restione, one of the better-read people Luke knows.
ANDAwesomeNotAwesome: Steve Fosset's remains found, Lil Wayne, Citizen Journalists, watch out for "free books" boxes
Welcome to the show! Jen & Vanessa review "Nick and Nora's Infinate Playlist"
PLUS Jackie Mason vs. Sarah Silverman and LukeIS the real pizza-knight
Welcome to the show! Jen & Vanessa review "Nick and Nora's Infinate Playlist"
PLUS Jackie Mason vs. Sarah Silverman and LukeIS the real pizza-knight
Pirates! Yar!
Interview with Jeff Gettleman of the New York Times about the Somali pirates who are holding a Ukranian freighter hostage
Web Gems: Hipster Bingo, Condo grafitti, and the Evil League of Evil. Then, AwesomeNotAwesome: Michael Cera's appearance on Letterman contained a delightful element; the newest TBTL music guide is now up on iTunes and Paris Hilton's new single is...out.
Welcome to the show: Jen confesses an embarrassing mistake in the world of spelling. Plus a pile-up of listener mail finally gets answered.
Welcome to the show: Jen confesses an embarrassing mistake in the world of spelling. Plus a pile-up of listener mail finally gets answered.
What happens when you make a movie? An interview with Visioneers film makers Brandon & Jared Drake help settle those issues. We also discuss the mysterious shoe appearance, the stache contest, and the upcoming book club.
Welcome to the show! We welcome new intern, Robin, get ready for Rap Master Maurice, and discuss the ever important political issues on TBTL. PLUS... we remember Paul Newman, TBTL style.
Welcome to the show! We welcome new intern, Robin, get ready for Rap Master Maurice, and discuss the ever important political issues on TBTL. PLUS... we remember Paul Newman, TBTL style.
Welcome to the show: Luke has a fairly gross personal issue.
Trouble in the Cleveland Symphony...do we need to step in again?
A wedding post-mortem: Our friends Katie and Jeff come in to reflect on their wedding.
AwesomeNotAwesome: Ricky Gervais as Oscar host; whistling. Anda listener feud has broken out, which side are we on?
AwesomeNotAwesome: Ricky Gervais as Oscar host; whistling. Anda listener feud has broken out, which side are we on?
Interview: Dave Montgomery, a MacArthur Fellow as well as a professor at the UW
AwesomeNotAwesome: David Blaine (again!), Hadron Collider (again!); L.M. Montgomery; Dolly Parton
Welcome to the show: Luke and the Macy's Helpline. Plus: The MacArthur grants were announced today and one TBTL staffer took her exclusion hard.
Welcome to the show: Luke and the Macy's Helpline. Plus: The MacArthur grants were announced today and one TBTL staffer took her exclusion hard.
We say goodbye to Nick with his Top 5 moments; plus we complete the newest TBTL iMix.
Luke's report on his Elton John homework; Tina Fey's acceptance speech got us wondering about her parenting advice.
Luke's report on his Elton John homework; Tina Fey's acceptance speech got us wondering about her parenting advice.
Luke love's LA - he even saw The Hoff.
Jen's afternoon with Lebowski led to some interesting choices.
Luke love's LA - he even saw The Hoff.
Jen's afternoon with Lebowski led to some interesting choices.
AwesomeNotAwesome: Shiia crushing it. Amy leaving SNL. Microsoft pulls Seinfeld ad. H&M opens in Seattle. Sean's VM.
TBTL is 30 Rock Lovers.
Welcome to the Show: Have you ever seen a moonrise?
Paparazzi
Welcome to the Show: Have you ever seen a moonrise?
Paparazzi
Welcome to the Show: Mustache contest is on
Cultural Constipation: Jen has a lot of trouble, but not as much as Nick who has 500 movies in his Netflix queue.
Welcome to the Show: Mustache contest is on
Cultural Constipation: Jen has a lot of trouble, but not as much as Nick who has 500 movies in his Netflix queue.
Talking latin with one of our listeners, Heidi, who's a high school Latin teacher.
Issues from the wedding we all attended on Saturday
Welcome to the show: How was the TBTL weekend?
Luke and Vanessa got caught in a whopper of a lie.
Welcome to the show: How was the TBTL weekend?
Luke and Vanessa got caught in a whopper of a lie.
Why It Matters: Waiting for Guffman
True Life Tales of Life in the Theater with Luke and Liz Burbank
Welcome to the show: "Fall in love with TBTL all over again Week" was a huge success!
Interview with the guy in NYC who was cited for drinking a beer on his stoop.
Welcome to the show: "Fall in love with TBTL all over again Week" was a huge success!
Interview with the guy in NYC who was cited for drinking a beer on his stoop.
Welcome to the Show
Book Club Announcement: Watchmen by Alan Moore and Dave Gibbons. Sunday, October 12 at 5pm at Neptune Coffee.
Mystery Update: Wag the Dog
Welcome to the Show
Book Club Announcement: Watchmen by Alan Moore and Dave Gibbons. Sunday, October 12 at 5pm at Neptune Coffee.
Mystery Update: Wag the Dog
An interview with Chris Thrash, a guy in Alabama who has a working "Rockafire Explosion" in his backyard.
TBTL is Mystery Solvers: Shcking developments
Stephen Hawking
Welcome to the Show: The TBTL Latin motto
Update: Kim Jong Il
Welcome to the Show: The TBTL Latin motto
Update: Kim Jong Il
TBTL is Mystery Solvers: The tennis shoes in the alley.
VMA's post-mortem: Russell Brand, Kanye, Britney (big names no spectacle)
Welcome to the Show: Fall in love with TBTL all over again.
Heart vs. the GOP and...Luke? Plus, Jen's bad day at church
Welcome to the Show: Fall in love with TBTL all over again.
Heart vs. the GOP and...Luke? Plus, Jen's bad day at church
Why It Matters: Beverly Hills 90210 (the original)
Campaign Music: do these campaign managers actually listen to the lyrics?
Welcome to the Show: 1 day to Sean's b-day pinata and looking back on yesterday's Patton Oswalt interview.
Thoughts on the Boeing strike and the amazing audio we heard from the announcement.
Welcome to the Show: 1 day to Sean's b-day pinata and looking back on yesterday's Patton Oswalt interview.
Thoughts on the Boeing strike and the amazing audio we heard from the announcement.
Rap Master Maurice calls Luke
Brian "Boom Goes the Dynamite" Collins
Welcome to the Show: Republicans wrap up their convention.
Interview with Patton Oswalt
Welcome to the Show: We've been off for such a long time...wrapping up Bumbershoot
Talking Sarah Palin: how much do we really want a "normal" person in office?
Luke relives his Bumbershoot angst.
Breaking news: live from the Boeing Strike Announcement (well worth a listen, these are adults!)
Singer/Songwriter Thao Nguyen (of Thao and the Get Down Stay Down) join us live in studio for conversation and live musical performances.
Cooking with Sean continues on with listeners joining the fun. People have come down to the station to add all sorts of items to our deep fryer. From twinkies to cheese curds, what will taste best?
Welcome to the Show: We go live to fellow KIRO host Dave Ross who is on the floor of the Democratic Convention following Senator Obama's speech.
Cooking with Sean: Deep Fried Snickers Pie
Welcome to the Show: TBTL has been in short supply this week (you don't know what you've got 'til it's gone).
Listener Mail: Response to the "Cupcake Incident" and Jen's ringtone dilemma
AwesomeNotAwesome: Cooking with Sean; Karaoke Violence
Luke's Bumbershoot Preview
It's a special 1 hour edition of TBTL tonight
Welcome to the Show: Letters regarding our 200th
Jen's encounter in a cupcake store leads to a rethinking of our societal norms.
Welcome to the Show: "Cooking with Sean" update
Guess What? You already voted
Welcome to the Show: "Cooking with Sean" update
Guess What? You already voted
Comedian Andrews Winslow in studio
AwesomeNotAwesome: whale in distress, Luke and the Chinese athletes
Welcome to the show: Luke and Jen received mysterious emails today.
Great moments in isolated vocal tracks.
Welcome to the show: Luke and Jen received mysterious emails today.
Great moments in isolated vocal tracks.
Welcome to the Show: A special one hour edition
What is the legacy of Ice Cube? Legendary rapper or star of crappy movies?
Jen is stuck in ring tone prison.
AwesomeNotAwesome: Harsh obits and Christina Applegate
Welcome to the Show: Sean was menaced by a dog.
Fun with grammar!
Welcome to the Show: Sean was menaced by a dog.
Fun with grammar!
Crushing ot... or not? John Mayer v. Clois Leachman
While we were at prom: Avril got sext? Bigfoot was not found
Welcome to the Show: PRom Recap
It's not a beautiful day in Luke's neighborhood
Welcome to the Show: PRom Recap
It's not a beautiful day in Luke's neighborhood
Welcome to the Show! Prom is tonight and how to look awesome at your school dance
Welcome to the Show! Prom is tonight and how to look awesome at your school dance
AwesomeNotAwesome: Bigfoot Press Conference tomorrow, Sound Check Tonight, Cellist Responds To Kanye, Bob Saget
Weldome to the show! Listen to Little Jackie's voicemail
PLUS... Your Worst Nightmare; Our listener Amelia is having to step on stage last minute on Saturday in a production of "Twelfth Night"
Weldome to the show! Listen to Little Jackie's voicemail
PLUS... Your Worst Nightmare; Our listener Amelia is having to step on stage last minute on Saturday in a production of "Twelfth Night"
The TBTL Prom Committee in studio
And Listener Mail and Moustache Appreciation: the moustache song
Prom Stuff: A ticket giveaway, dress code and theme questions and the prom picture slide show.
Welsome to the Show: now simulcasting on FM!!
Tropic Thunder controversy over the R-word
Welsome to the Show: now simulcasting on FM!!
Tropic Thunder controversy over the R-word
AwesomeNotAwesome: Isaac Hayes, Bernie Mac, Kathie Lee Gifford
Welcome to the Show: Luke's in Cali
Olympic talk with Ron Judd of the Seattle Times
Welcome to the Show: Luke's in Cali
Olympic talk with Ron Judd of the Seattle Times
Welcome to the Show: Prom prep is underway.
The Pineapple Express Scandal: Interview
Welcome to the Show: Prom prep is underway.
The Pineapple Express Scandal: Interview
Firefighters are doing a fundraiser for Muscular Dystrophy this week. Could this be Jen's chance for redemption after her horrible lie?
Blinding you with science: Mass Hysteria
Welcome to the Show: Newspaper stealing etiquette (plus the webcam is up)
Owning Barack's email
Welcome to the Show: Newspaper stealing etiquette (plus the webcam is up)
Owning Barack's email
A new website, NiceCritic.com, allows you to send anonymous critical emails (example:you have an obvious bathroom stain on your pants.)
Listener Mail
Welcome to the Show: Luke corrects an error and Jen recaps her camping weekend.
Welcome to the Show: Luke corrects an error and Jen recaps her camping weekend.
Welcome to the Show! The California earthquake reacion
And drunk Larry King
Welcome to the Show! The California earthquake reacion
And drunk Larry King
Roman Polanski Documentary
Interview with Dir. Marina Zenovich of ""Wanted and Desired""
Welcome to the Show: Why Luke Loves the Blue Angels
"Girltalk" AwesomeNotAwesome? Interview with Josh Kerns and Intern Sara
Welcome to the Show: Why Luke Loves the Blue Angels
"Girltalk" AwesomeNotAwesome? Interview with Josh Kerns and Intern Sara
Welcome to the Show: Luke hurt his back...it's a long, possibly false story.
Travel to the dark corners of Luke and Jen's souls.
Welcome to the Show: Luke hurt his back...it's a long, possibly false story.
Travel to the dark corners of Luke and Jen's souls.
AwesomeNotAwesome: Seacrest shark attack; who invented trucker hates; "Truman Show Disorder"
Welcome to the Show: Push-up reports and Luke's PSA to parents everywhere.
Interview with radio star and our colleague, Dave Ross.
Welcome to the Show: Push-up reports and Luke's PSA to parents everywhere.
Interview with radio star and our colleague, Dave Ross.
The Quest to be named Perfect 10: New nominations and old grudges
A Tale of Two Weekends: Luke went to the Pemberton Music Festival in Canada and Jen stayed in town for concerts, movies and BBQs.
A Tale of Two Weekends: Luke went to the Pemberton Music Festival in Canada and Jen stayed in town for concerts, movies and BBQs.
Celebrating The TBTL Players: We take you behind the scenes (just like "Inside the Actor's Studio")
Welcome to the Show: Luke wants a fun word to describe his weight gain (and he doesn't mean "pudgy")
By special request: Luke and Jen relive the moments we shared with Kelly O of "The Stranger". And you will all learn where we got the phrase "Drunk people are so meta"
Welcome to the Show: Luke wants a fun word to describe his weight gain (and he doesn't mean "pudgy")
By special request: Luke and Jen relive the moments we shared with Kelly O of "The Stranger". And you will all learn where we got the phrase "Drunk people are so meta"
Interview with blogger Chuck, who puts his ideas on his blog for others to actually turn into products.
AwesomeNotAwesome: Dustin Diamond's book; updated the boardgame "Operation".
Welcome to the Show: Prom ticket design is finalized
Nas takes his petitions to the Colbert Show
Welcome to the Show: Prom ticket design is finalized
Nas takes his petitions to the Colbert Show
Defend yourself: New Country. Interview with Matt Bjorke of Roughstock.com
Listener Mail
Defend Yourself: New Country
Listener Mail: redefining "Fogelberg"
Welcome to the show: A former serbian leader found hiding in plain sight (Luke ponders his ability to do the same thing)
Welcome to the show: A former serbian leader found hiding in plain sight (Luke ponders his ability to do the same thing)
Jessica Simpson booed at country music festival
AwesomeNotAwesome: Siskel and Ebert
Picking the prom ticket
Welcome to the Show: Bridal showers and RSVPs
The blogger who lost his temper in a coffee shop
Welcome to the Show: Bridal showers and RSVPs
The blogger who lost his temper in a coffee shop
Why It Matters: The Emmys (with special guest Joshua Alston of Newsweek)
WebGems: Dr. Horrible's Sing A Long Blog
Welcome to the show: Last night was a good time...
Jen reviews "The Dark Knight"
Welcome to the show: Last night was a good time...
Jen reviews "The Dark Knight"
What up Dog w/ Darby Reed: Dixie's BBQ
AwesomeNotAwesome: Steve Guttenberg, Kanye's Blog, Food Labels
Project Runway Season 5: Interview with Sarah Bunting from Television Without Pity
Kimmel/Silverman breakup
Welcome to the Show: Getting Batman tickets, Prom tickets
Bigfoot Hunting: Interview with Tim Peters, Bigfoot hunter for hire
Welcome to the Show: Getting Batman tickets, Prom tickets
Bigfoot Hunting: Interview with Tim Peters, Bigfoot hunter for hire
Prom Talk
Cooking with Sean (and Jen): New vs Classic chocolate chip cookies
Welcome to the Show: Leavenworth trip
Are you afraid of the right things? Interview with Dan Gardner, author of The Science of Fear
Welcome to the Show: Leavenworth trip
Are you afraid of the right things? Interview with Dan Gardner, author of The Science of Fear
Why It Matters: The Olympics (with special guest, Ron Judd of the Seattle Times)
Welcome to the show: ANNOUNCING THE PROM!!
SUB POP Anniversary this weekend: 5 great musical moments
Welcome to the show: ANNOUNCING THE PROM!!
SUB POP Anniversary this weekend: 5 great musical moments
Pet check-ins: Mr. Knightly, the Betta fish
The History of TBTL Drops
Happy Birthday Vanessa!
Dark Knight Discussion: Guest-Scott Tipton of comics101.com
Happy Birthday Vanessa!
Dark Knight Discussion: Guest-Scott Tipton of comics101.com
Interview with Julia Nunes: Ukelele player and YouTube star.
How can I be a better folder?
Welcome to the Show: Mr. Knightly's tail
What if you couldn't smell? Interview with Elizabeth Zeirah
Welcome to the Show: Mr. Knightly's tail
What if you couldn't smell? Interview with Elizabeth Zeirah
Listener Mail: Lauren and Madhu's european vacation, Rugby tackling tips
Preview: Julia Nunes tomorrow night!
Date Night: Betta fish breeding
Celebrating Madlibs 50th anniversary
Date Night: Betta fish breeding
Celebrating Madlibs 50th anniversary
Welcome to the Show
Our Push-ups Guru: Steve Spiers of hundredpushups.com joins us.
Welcome to the Show
Our Push-ups Guru: Steve Spiers of hundredpushups.com joins us.
TBTL is Call Takers
TBTL is Mystery Solvers: Interview with Karl in Olympia
Look inside for your free gift: Pre-paid cremation
Dimitri the Lover
Look inside for your free gift: Pre-paid cremation
Dimitri the Lover
TBTL is pot stirrers: "Crank That" controversy, Underuse of "Douche"
Summer Drinks: On the rocks or blended?
Soulja Boy feuds with Ice-T.
Welcome to our very special episode: Ode to Summer from the back patio.
The quest for 100 push-ups continues live...
Welcome to our very special episode: Ode to Summer from the back patio.
The quest for 100 push-ups continues live...
Blinding You with Science: Itching, Methuselah Foundation-live forever?
Listener Voicemail: Quiet Sean's squeaking
How to: Blue tooth fashion guide
Listener Voicemail: Quiet Sean's squeaking
How to: Blue tooth fashion guide
Welcome to the Show: Seattle Magazine
Scarlett and Barack: Not so much email buddies
Letter about push-ups
Welcome to the Show: Seattle Magazine
Scarlett and Barack: Not so much email buddies
Letter about push-ups
How to: High-5
Listener Mail: Push-up contest heating up, Beta fish concerns
Weekend Recap Extension: Jen's Water Taxi
What not to say to co-workers from Diversityinc.com
Weekend Recap Extension: Jen's Water Taxi
What not to say to co-workers from Diversityinc.com
Luke live from LA: his celebrity sightings
Jamie gives us the final score of the Kickball Championship
Welcome to the Show: Should we continue the Weigh-in?
Listener Mail
Welcome to the Show: Should we continue the Weigh-in?
Listener Mail
Welcome to the show: The push-up plan has begun
TBTL is Mystery Solvers: The kissing waitress from Farrells LIVE
Welcome to the show: The push-up plan has begun
TBTL is Mystery Solvers: The kissing waitress from Farrells LIVE
6 Weeks to 100 push-ups: the new TBTl plan
AwesomeNotAwesome: Update on Sam Israel; Napping
Welcome to the Show: Prom Update; and Luke is way famous.
New TV Show: Hurl
Welcome to the Show: Prom Update; and Luke is way famous.
New TV Show: Hurl
Pick a topic from the hat: Can we produce a segment on the fly?
TBTella ella Watch: Finding the hot summer song continues
Welcome to the show: Who's more relevant? Kanye or Pearl Jam
LATimes Quiz: Celebrity Real Names
Welcome to the show: Who's more relevant? Kanye or Pearl Jam
LATimes Quiz: Celebrity Real Names
LOL Cats Guru comes to TBTL: I Can Has Cheezburger?
Worst Show Ever: Kid Psychics
Farrells mystery: Who got a kiss?
My Interview with Awkward: Deborah Solomon interviews Gore Vidal...TBTL Style
Farrells mystery: Who got a kiss?
My Interview with Awkward: Deborah Solomon interviews Gore Vidal...TBTL Style
Why the M. Night Hate? So many bloggers love to hate filmmaker, M. Night Shyamalan...why?
The Great TBTL Fish Breeding Experiment...may come to a screeching halt, due to Luke's daughter's concerns.
Luke breaks his own fashion rules.
TBTL is Mystery Solvers: The Farrells Birthday Kiss
Luke breaks his own fashion rules.
TBTL is Mystery Solvers: The Farrells Birthday Kiss
How to get a deal at Ross Dress for Less with expert Katie Sprenger.
Welcome to our very special episode of "How To's". TBTL is People Helpers!
How to apply eye makeup with a mirror. How to escape from a locked bar.
Welcome to our very special episode of "How To's". TBTL is People Helpers!
How to apply eye makeup with a mirror. How to escape from a locked bar.
AwesomeNotAwesome: new iPhone, HBO invests in www.funnyordie.com, the weather in Seattle, a suicide that no one believes actually happened.
Can we get our fish to mate?
Is it appropriate for Scarlett Johannsen to refer to herself as Barack Obama's "email buddy"?
Can we get our fish to mate?
Is it appropriate for Scarlett Johannsen to refer to herself as Barack Obama's "email buddy"?
TBTL is call-takers!
A listener watched the guy climb the NYTimes building in NYC; the whole time she just kept asking herself, "If he falls, will I watch." Would you?
Interview with the makers of the new movie "Visioneers"
AwesomeNotAwesome: Virgin-American Air. Bob Anderson
Welcome to the Show: Jen had another dinner party story.
Celebrities and Death: How should we handle it?
Welcome to the Show: Jen had another dinner party story.
Celebrities and Death: How should we handle it?
AwesomeNotAwesome: Saving runner's from poop on the trail, Iamneurotic.com; womder woman finds a body
Last minute planning for tomorrow's marathon.
Blinding You With Science: meta-cognition
Last minute planning for tomorrow's marathon.
Blinding You With Science: meta-cognition
Does explicit sex on tv aid in the actual storytelling? We talk to Newsweek reporter, Joshua Alston about the new show "Swingtown".
What Up Dog? With former child model Darby Reed.
John McLaren Madlibs
Does the Obama's "fistbump" mean anything about what kind of President he would be?
John McLaren Madlibs
Does the Obama's "fistbump" mean anything about what kind of President he would be?
Great moments in live broadcasting (get ready to cringe and hide under your blanket)
Sean reviews last night's "Dethklok" concert.
In-depth discussion of R. Kelly's "Space Jam" themed room in his house. (and other stuff from the trial, but we mostly obsessed about the "Spcae Jam" mural.)
Sean reviews last night's "Dethklok" concert.
In-depth discussion of R. Kelly's "Space Jam" themed room in his house. (and other stuff from the trial, but we mostly obsessed about the "Spcae Jam" mural.)
Live coverage of Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton...TBTL Style (for people who don't generally give a s**t about politics)
Live coverage of Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton...TBTL Style (for people who don't generally give a s**t about politics)
The Grammar Lady, Jane Straus, returns to answer your questions.
AwesomeNotAwesome: The Back to the Future clock tower destroyed in a fire; MTV Movie Award show last night.
102nd Party Post-mortem
Luke's thoughts on the new Vanity Fair article profiling Bill Clinton's life as an ex-President.
102nd Party Post-mortem
Luke's thoughts on the new Vanity Fair article profiling Bill Clinton's life as an ex-President.
"We're simply the best" - Our 102nd Show!
2008 'Ella 'Ella Watch continues: What will be the hit song of this summer?
"We're simply the best" - Our 102nd Show!
2008 'Ella 'Ella Watch continues: What will be the hit song of this summer?
Entertainment Weekly's list of the 25 funniest people...surprisingly, we agree with their choices.
TBTL is call takers!
Plus, we talk to Ali, our listener at NYU. She has updates on her TBTL tattoo and her awesome new internship at a TBTL favorite.
Welcome to the show: Sean did a bad thing at trivia, but there's good news about our iMix.
Plus, Sharon Stone weighs in on the earthquake in China..she shouldn't have.
Welcome to the show: Sean did a bad thing at trivia, but there's good news about our iMix.
Plus, Sharon Stone weighs in on the earthquake in China..she shouldn't have.
TBTL Umbrella Watch 2008: what are the picks for this year's "Summer Song" so far?
Talking to film critic Tom Tangney about the passing of Sydney Pollack, and recent comments made by F. Murray Abraham regarding Daniel Day Lewis.
AwesomeNotAwesome: Patrick Swayze and the Andy Griffith Theme Song.
Talking to film critic Tom Tangney about the passing of Sydney Pollack, and recent comments made by F. Murray Abraham regarding Daniel Day Lewis.
AwesomeNotAwesome: Patrick Swayze and the Andy Griffith Theme Song.
Luke's still in Hawaii, so here are some hand=picked classic TBTL segments for your enjoyment:
Cooking With Sean: Baked Alaska (the one where we set stuff on fire)
Luke's still in Hawaii, so here are some hand=picked classic TBTL segments for your enjoyment:
Cooking With Sean: Baked Alaska (the one where we set stuff on fire)
With Luke gone in Hawaii, here are some of our favorite TBTL segments:
How we came to the top 5 Madonna songs of all time of our beloved "Madonna Mash-up"
With Luke gone in Hawaii, here are some of our favorite TBTL segments:
How we came to the top 5 Madonna songs of all time of our beloved "Madonna Mash-up"
Interview with author Brian Sack, In the Event of My Untimely Demise
TBTL is Updaters: The "Footprints" poem could be "shared-dream syndrome"; the R. Kelly trial is underway and it looks like they'll be using "the Shaggy defense"
TBTL is Updaters: The "Footprints" poem could be "shared-dream syndrome"; the R. Kelly trial is underway and it looks like they'll be using "the Shaggy defense"
Jen's preaching tapes from 1980. It's a walk down memory lanes with her "little sisters".
Now people want us to replace "Fogelberg" with "Busey"..
Is it true that pretty girls prefer ugly guys? If so, why?
Now people want us to replace "Fogelberg" with "Busey"..
Is it true that pretty girls prefer ugly guys? If so, why?
AwesomeNotAwesome: The author of "Footprints". mis-sent emails, how to pronounce "vague"
Luke's discussion of the word "gay"
TBTL is Mystery Solvers: Kristi and Jason reunited at last!
Luke's discussion of the word "gay"
TBTL is Mystery Solvers: Kristi and Jason reunited at last!
Building the iMix of TBTL bumpers.
AwesomeNotAwesome: wedding Evites, Bumbershoot music line-up
Luke's anger toward Seattle on a sunny day (you just have to listen)
The R. Kelly trial is just as entertaining as you would imagine.
Luke's anger toward Seattle on a sunny day (you just have to listen)
The R. Kelly trial is just as entertaining as you would imagine.
AwesomeNotAwesome: Anatomy of the Johnny Depp/Croc Cafe rumor; Jimmy Fallon to replace Conan
Web Gems: Colbert comforts Bill O'Reilly
Announcement: Book Club Location
TBTL is Mystery Solvers: Marilynn Sheldon, the managing director of the 5th Avenue Theater talks about her memories of "Annie"
Announcement: Book Club Location
TBTL is Mystery Solvers: Marilynn Sheldon, the managing director of the 5th Avenue Theater talks about her memories of "Annie"
TBTL is Mystery Solvers: We have the list of "Annies", which one is Jason's girl?
Webgems: Electric Company returns and HMO commercials featuring our cute kid of the week.
Checking in with Luke on his marathon training
Checking in with listener Dave in Chengdu, China
Checking in with Luke on his marathon training
Checking in with listener Dave in Chengdu, China
Live interview with Dave Jones, one of the tens who lives in Chengdu, China
AwesomeNotAwesome
Luke's trip to Las Vegas
TBTL is Mystery Solvers: Jason and Little Orphan Annie
Luke's trip to Las Vegas
TBTL is Mystery Solvers: Jason and Little Orphan Annie
Why It Matters: Moms Edition
Plus, interviews with Luke's mom, Jen's mom and Sean's mom.
Translating Luke's Vietnamese voicemail; Chloe Lattanzi and her tee-pee living dad; and more listeners with "hotfeet"
Translating Luke's Vietnamese voicemail; Chloe Lattanzi and her tee-pee living dad; and more listeners with "hotfeet"
Facebook troubles...argh
AwesomeNotAwesome: John Fitzgerald and the online dating community.
Sean's night out and the comments of the day.
Plus, Luke's answering machine continues to show Vietnamese tendencies.
Sean's night out and the comments of the day.
Plus, Luke's answering machine continues to show Vietnamese tendencies.
AwesomeNotAwesome: new NKOTB song (with LFO mash-up); Chloe on "Rock the Cradle"
The finale of our mystery: Jeremy writes Wendy Wilson the letter he should have written in 1977.
The finale of our mystery: Jeremy writes Wendy Wilson the letter he should have written in 1977.
Comment of the Day!
Plus, TBTL is Mystery Solvers: Another guy, Eric, tells us that he too receieved a letter from a girl he'd never met after writing to a comic book as a teenager.
Comment of the Day!
Plus, TBTL is Mystery Solvers: Another guy, Eric, tells us that he too receieved a letter from a girl he'd never met after writing to a comic book as a teenager.
AwesomeNotAwesome: Peggy Selzer on videotape, David Blaine on Oprah, Kanye's blog
The Miley Cyrus Controversy: Day 3 (Luke interviews his 14 year old daughter, Addie)
Plus: The Busey strikes again
2 controversies from the weekend: How is Luke’s mention in the NYTImes this weekend related to maternity leave? Plus the Miley Cyrus photo
TBTL is Mystery Solvers: Local blogger tells of a mysterious letter he received from a stranger when he was 14 years old. Plus, TBTL is on the wagon!
TBTL is Mystery Solvers: Local blogger tells of a mysterious letter he received from a stranger when he was 14 years old. Plus, TBTL is on the wagon!
Shockycheese on it's way into Urban Dictionary
TBTL Mississippi
Wesley Snipes Celebrity Defense
Shockycheese on it's way into Urban Dictionary
TBTL Mississippi
Wesley Snipes Celebrity Defense
Nikki stops by to say hi
Web Gems: Steve Harvey Slide Show, Sparky Video
Listener Letters
Luke invented a word! Shockycheese
What are you doin' here?: Brent Taylor, Canadian Undertaker
Luke invented a word! Shockycheese
What are you doin' here?: Brent Taylor, Canadian Undertaker
Guest: Sandi Cioffi shares her storiesafter being held in Nigeria and offers insight into her new film "Sweet Crude"
Earth Day Haiku
Guest: Brian Sack reports on hispost card project and new book"In the Event of My Untimely Demise"
Earth Day Haiku
Guest: Brian Sack reports on hispost card project and new book"In the Event of My Untimely Demise"
Cult Update
Blinding You With Science: PETA's call for tube meat
Conspiracy: City of Lynnwood vs. Luke
Cult Update
Blinding You With Science: PETA's call for tube meat
Conspiracy: City of Lynnwood vs. Luke
The release of 'Forgetting Sarah Marshall' causes the TBTL crew to ponder male
nudity in film.
Alessandra, of the NYC tens, wants a tattoo of TBTL..we' try to talk her out of it.
Alessandra, of the NYC tens, wants a tattoo of TBTL..we' try to talk her out of it.
AwesomeNotAwesome: She & Him profile in NYTimes; Snickers bar from Sunset Bowl up for bid on eBay
Web Gems: Vogue cover of Gwyneth is weird; Feist covers Dolly Parton
An audition for Bulgarian Idol leaves everyone at TBTL hilariously humming
Mariah Carey
Disney's Virtual Magic Kingdom is being shut down and this apocalypse isn't being taken lightly.
Disney's Virtual Magic Kingdom is being shut down and this apocalypse isn't being taken lightly.
30 Rock Recap
Blinding You With Science: Fruit flies, the Titanic
Shared Brain Syndrome: TBTL Players...BPP Players
Harry Potter Copyright Lawsuit: Guest Farhad Manjoo
Shared Brain Syndrome: TBTL Players...BPP Players
Harry Potter Copyright Lawsuit: Guest Farhad Manjoo
Awesome Not Awesome: Charlton Heston marathon this weekend, Axl Rose finishes "Chinese Democracy, the Montana Meth Campaign.
New internet correspondent, Emily, corrects our LOL Cat story.
Eternal Albums: What albums did you love but, never listen to anymore?
MTV Show "Rock the Cradle" where the kids of past rock stars attempt to win a talent competition.
Umbrellas for two
Awesome Not Awesome: Countdown to 30 Rock, LOL replaced by MML, McCain and Montag
New Scorsese film on The Rolling Stones comes out this weekend. We interview Jen's parents, the ultimate fans.
Luke's runner's smugness
New studies show your supply of willpower is limited, so use it carefully.
Luke's runner's smugness
New studies show your supply of willpower is limited, so use it carefully.
One man's quest to quit the f-word in the wake of his daughter's birth.
Awesome Not Awesome: New CPR rules, NKOTB reunites, 3rd graders plot to hurt their teacher (the plan involves scotch tape)
A post-mortem on the Battle of Beastlake.
The story of a turn of the century British prankster.
A post-mortem on the Battle of Beastlake.
The story of a turn of the century British prankster.
The Battle at Beastlake: Sean and Nikki face off in the push-up contest to finally settle Luke and Jen's bet.
The MTV show, "My Super Sweet 16" helps to bust an alleged embezzler.
The MTV show, "My Super Sweet 16" helps to bust an alleged embezzler.
Announcing the push-up contest between our engineer, Sean and our listener, Nikki.
Awesome Not Awesome: anti-emo violence in Mexico and Eddie Vedder's secret shows
Announcing the push-up contest!
PLUS AwesomeNotAwesome; Eddie Vedder/"Into the Wild", Anit-emo backlash, Mixtapes, "Rent" extended
Welcome To The Show! Smoking Gun Writer, Mr. T Update, Jen's Medical Degree
AND John Diloreto, possible marathon training partner
Welcome To The Show! Smoking Gun Writer, Mr. T Update, Jen's Medical Degree
AND John Diloreto, possible marathon training partner
On The Bubble: Guitar Hero, athletes who say "I'll quit when it stops being fun"
The LA Times "Tupac story" looks to have been wrong.
Plus, Gallagher does a show no one in attendance will ever forget.
The LA Times "Tupac story" looks to have been wrong.
Plus, Gallagher does a show no one in attendance will ever forget.
Update on our quest to unite our friend Mike with his hero Mr. T
Is it appropriate to ask for a refund if you don't like a movie?
TBTL cooks Easter dinner.
Detroit Mayor's indictment reminds us of our moratorium on the term "LOL"
TBTL cooks Easter dinner.
Detroit Mayor's indictment reminds us of our moratorium on the term "LOL"
How Mr. T kept Mike Essl off drugs, and changed his life forever.
Nikki and Sean recount their mission.
Awesome Not Awesome: Vampire Weekend article in The Stranger
Awesome Not Awesome: Mills/McCartney Divorce
How not to ruin your restaurant before it even opens.
Cooking with Sean: The Red Sauce
An interview with participants in the Ballard Pillow Fight that happened over the weekend.
Updates on our 50th party last Friday and the St. Patty's Day Dash on Sunday
Plus an interview with the LA Times reporter who may have uncovered new information about a 1994 shooting where Tupac was shot in a recording studio.
Updates on our 50th party last Friday and the St. Patty's Day Dash on Sunday
Plus an interview with the LA Times reporter who may have uncovered new information about a 1994 shooting where Tupac was shot in a recording studio.
We are celebrating our 50th show, but other things turn 50 this year too...do they matter? (Smurfs, Sharon Stone, LA Dodgers etc)
TBTL Players: Purple Rain
Awesome Not Awesome: The new governor of New York, David Patterson; the woman who wouldn't leave the bathroom.
NPRs Mike Pesca arbitrarily declares thing to be in or out of fashion. Hilarity
ensues.
TBTL is Bad Baby Name Preventers
Girls Rock! - Interview with the director of this documentary.
TBTL is Bad Baby Name Preventers
Girls Rock! - Interview with the director of this documentary.
Awesome Not Awesome: The search for theme music and Elliot Spitzer used his friend's name as his alias? Now that really is "ho's over bro's"
Baby names may not screw you up...but you should still choose better ones.
Baby names may not screw you up...but you should still choose better ones.
Madonna is being inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame; TBTL will determine the top 5 Madonna songs of all time...and we don't care how long it takes!
NY Governor Eliot Spitzer was caught paying for prostitutes today...the real question is: can Luke convince his gal, Vanessa, to stand by him when he needs to do a press conference?
NY Governor Eliot Spitzer was caught paying for prostitutes today...the real question is: can Luke convince his gal, Vanessa, to stand by him when he needs to do a press conference?
Interview with Gawker.com reporter Sheila MacClear, who was arrested for drinking a beer on a NYC subway platform.
Interview with Gawker.com reporter Sheila MacClear, who was arrested for drinking a beer on a NYC subway platform.
Open Line Thursday! Plus, are Rated-R movies fun for the whole family? Luke interviews his daughter about the time he took her to "Borat"
More Love and Consequences: Did Manhattan provincialism play a part?
More Love and Consequences: Did Manhattan provincialism play a part?
A tribute to the inventor of Dungeons and Dragons. Plus, checking in with Jen at home. Have Luke and Sean picked the right songs to heal her?
The Jay Z robo-call mash-up. Plus, are Luke and Sean missing Jen, who is home sick? They aren't quite sure.
The Jay Z robo-call mash-up. Plus, are Luke and Sean missing Jen, who is home sick? They aren't quite sure.
A recap of Saturday Night Live: the monologue made fun of Diablo Cody and Ellen Page made some sort of statement about her sexuality, we just can't figure out what it was.
Awesome Not Awesome: Jeff Healy passed away over the weekend, and Drew Barrymore made a generous donation...on Oprah.
Luke live from Hollywood, reports from the Elliott Smith tribute wall.
Luke live from Hollywood, reports from the Elliott Smith tribute wall.
Cooking with Coolio / Quarterlife: A Tribute / Gary Coleman's shocking addiction
Cooking with Coolio / Quarterlife: A Tribute / Gary Coleman's shocking addiction
Wednesdays with Gary...Busey... that is.
Is Jen to blame for the Rimrock Steakhouse closing down?
Quarterlife debuted to boost youth television viewership...what a bomb.
Quarterlife debuted to boost youth television viewership...what a bomb.
Gershwin comes to North Korea; what other songs could heal the world?
Luke got a speeding ticket and Jen's watching the wire. Plus the Diablo Cody million dollar shoe scandal.
Luke got a speeding ticket and Jen's watching the wire. Plus the Diablo Cody million dollar shoe scandal.
Megan McCain's blog and controversy around the new movie coming out tomorrow, "Be Kind, Rewind"
Jen's ramblings: I traded mil for soy in my lattes to lose weight; I finally gave up and returned my Roomba because it didn't work; and I have become obsessed with "power statements" (a statement that is both fact and opinion at the same time)
Jen's ramblings: I traded mil for soy in my lattes to lose weight; I finally gave up and returned my Roomba because it didn't work; and I have become obsessed with "power statements" (a statement that is both fact and opinion at the same time)
Amateur astrology with listener Don (did he guess our signs?)
The one word you should never call a girl.
Should Bindi Irwin be referred to as a rapper?
A listener has completed our astrological charts...how close did he get?
Catching up with emails and voicemail, plus Roger Clemens Haiku.
Catching up with emails and voicemail, plus Roger Clemens Haiku.
The reunion of Jason Andrews (Jen's husband) and Mrs. Garvey.
How did someone buy an apartment in NYC for $14,000? We'll interview former KIRO producer Tina Nole, who now lives in New York and knows from apartment hunting.
How did someone buy an apartment in NYC for $14,000? We'll interview former KIRO producer Tina Nole, who now lives in New York and knows from apartment hunting.
Can you make it in America "from scratch"? Interview: Adam Shepherd
Sean's leg infection, as diagnosed by Jen.
Why are people fainting at Obama rallies?
Sean's leg infection, as diagnosed by Jen.
Why are people fainting at Obama rallies?
The Dating Game: Luke and his girlfriend, Vanessa, face off against Jen and her husband, Jason. Who loves each other more? We'll have the definitive answer by the end of the hour.
Tis the season for love poems...seems many are getting their poems off the internet. We'll read you a sampling of what's available.
Tis the season for love poems...seems many are getting their poems off the internet. We'll read you a sampling of what's available.
A CNN reporter was fired for blogging this week; he joins us live.
Maybe you shouldn't remove your tattoo, even if it was a mistake.
Luke bought the Vampire Weekend album today, but it sounds suspiciously like a Paul Simon record of yesterfar.
The audio from Roger Clemen's testimony today seems to have a connection to Cocoon, the movie...we'll explain.
Luke bought the Vampire Weekend album today, but it sounds suspiciously like a Paul Simon record of yesterfar.
The audio from Roger Clemen's testimony today seems to have a connection to Cocoon, the movie...we'll explain.
Comediam Kat Williams hands out cash in a club; Spamalot changes lyrics to protect Britney; Will Ferrell's series of Old Spice commercials are hilarious; Colbert drops the f-bomb, while talking about teaching Sunday School.
Luke's basketball diaries and Jen's "My Dinner with Awkward"
Luke's basketball diaries and Jen's "My Dinner with Awkward"
Our city went "caucus crazy" this weekend.
Defend Yourself: The Grammys
Our city went "caucus crazy" this weekend.
Defend Yourself: The Grammys
Do they matter: The Grammys
Seattle Sound Editor, Mark Baumgarten, joins us to discuss this weekend's award ceremony and its relevance to music we love.
Stephen Colbert stole Luke's bit!
Plus, an interview with Will Leitch of "DeadSpin" about an athlete caught in an unbelievable lie.
Stephen Colbert stole Luke's bit!
Plus, an interview with Will Leitch of "DeadSpin" about an athlete caught in an unbelievable lie.
Amy Winehouse is denied a visa for the Grammys this weekend, and headline writers across the nation use the same song lyric. REM is back, but sounds oddly like 20 years ago, we have the audio proof.
Welcome to the show (oh dear...about last night)
Wouldn't GOB Bluth be great as KITT on the new Knight Rider? We'll show you what could have been in an audio mash-up.
Welcome to the show (oh dear...about last night)
Wouldn't GOB Bluth be great as KITT on the new Knight Rider? We'll show you what could have been in an audio mash-up.
How to make a wrong right. What do you do if you're tormented by memories of being a bully?
Jen tried to give blood, that's right, tried.
Luke is growing a beard, but there's no hair.
Jen tried to give blood, that's right, tried.
Luke is growing a beard, but there's no hair.
AwesomeNotAwesome: "Arrested Development, The Movie?", Zooey Deschanel's Song, SuperBowl: Arcade Fire Song, Tom Petty, Where's Budweiser?, No New Mystery This Week, Writer's Strike and Luke's Predictions
PLUS Jen's Monday Rant
Welcome To The Show! Weekend reviews
And, I Drink Your Milkshake!, and Super Tuesday
Welcome To The Show! Weekend reviews
And, I Drink Your Milkshake!, and Super Tuesday
We're live from Zeeks Pizza!
Solving The Goodnight Girl mystery.
We're live from Zeeks Pizza!
Solving The Goodnight Girl mystery.
Talking Movies with Tom Tangney
This year’s Oscars-who got left out?
Defend Yourself: Movie Edition
Roundtable: The Producer
Katie Sprenger of “The Ron and Don Show”
Libby Denkmann of “The Dave Ross Show”
(Phil couldn’t join us as he’s playing bball with Dori)
1) Celebrity Encounters
2) Best Moments
3) Worst Mistakes
&nb
Roundtable: The Producer
Katie Sprenger of “The Ron and Don Show”
Libby Denkmann of “The Dave Ross Show”
(Phil couldn’t join us as he’s playing bball with Dori)
1) Celebrity Encounters
2) Best Moments
3) Worst Mistakes
&nb
TBTL is Mystery Solvers
Update on the search for The Goodnight Girl
8:35pm Awesome Not Awesome
NKOTB debuts new song
Sean Young video
Kelly O writes about us in The Stranger!
Welcome to the show
Luke’s tattoo removal update
TBTL Weekend debuts on Saturday!!
Check in with Sean on his Baked Alaska recipe
UW alum discuss the Seattle Times series on the Huskies Luke and Tom Tangney on how it makes them feel about their school
Welcome to the show
Luke’s tattoo removal update
TBTL Weekend debuts on Saturday!!
Check in with Sean on his Baked Alaska recipe
UW alum discuss the Seattle Times series on the Huskies Luke and Tom Tangney on how it makes them feel about their school
8pm: Does searching the internet for information actually make you any smarter? New studies seem to show that we all use the internet to confirm what we already believe, instead of correcting our wrong theses. Also: Actress Sean Young thrown out of the DGA's for (alleged) drunken heckling
7pm: Update on Luke's tattoo removal Also: Interview with the coordinator of the "Bronze the Fonz" campaign to get a statue of Fonzie in Milwaukee.
7pm: Update on Luke's tattoo removal Also: Interview with the coordinator of the "Bronze the Fonz" campaign to get a statue of Fonzie in Milwaukee.
Awesome Not Awesome
Text message scandal out of Detroit exposes someone using LOL way too frequently.
The Screen Actors Guild honored our favorites Tina Fey and Alec Baldwin last night for "30 Rock", we've got audio.
A bronze statue of The Fonz is causing controversy in Milwaukee.
The show began late due to the State of the Union Address. But we'll still hear about Luke's weekend in LA, which includes celebrity sightings, oh my!
The show began late due to the State of the Union Address. But we'll still hear about Luke's weekend in LA, which includes celebrity sightings, oh my!
Welcome to the Show
TBTL is Mystery Solvers: Interview with MRirian
Welcome to the Show
TBTL is Mystery Solvers: Interview with MRirian
What I've Learned from drunk people. Interview with Kelly O, "Drunk of the Week" photographer
Welcome to the Show
Mystery Solver update
Make your weekend plans: Interview with Jasmine Moir of dailycandy.com
Welcome to the Show
Mystery Solver update
Make your weekend plans: Interview with Jasmine Moir of dailycandy.com
Roundtable: Hipsters in Wedding Land. With Katie, Melissa, and Carrie
Welcome to the Show: DDay or Luke, you decide
TBTL is Mystery Solvers
Welcome to the Show: DDay or Luke, you decide
TBTL is Mystery Solvers
TBTL is Mystery Solvers: Interview with Farhad Manjoo
AwesomeNotAwesome: Eric Weiner on Colbert, "Hey There Delilah", Oscars
Jen and Jason and the car
Awesome Not Awesome: Cloverfield wins at box office, plane crash in CA, Danny Westneat column
Weolcome to the Show
The Britney Economy: Interview with Duff MacDonald on his article for Fortfolio.com
Weolcome to the Show
The Britney Economy: Interview with Duff MacDonald on his article for Fortfolio.com
Why it Mattered: Pulp Fiction
Roundtable discussion with Scott Tipton and Kelly Requa
Welcome to the Show: Luke's vietnamese phone message
TBTL is Mystery Solvers: Interviews with Charlie Sheldon, managing director of the Port of Seattle Seaport, and Gus Melonas from Burlington Northern Railroad
Cooking with Sean: Tuna Casserole
Welcome to the Show: Luke's vietnamese phone message
TBTL is Mystery Solvers: Interviews with Charlie Sheldon, managing director of the Port of Seattle Seaport, and Gus Melonas from Burlington Northern Railroad
Cooking with Sean: Tuna Casserole
"30 Rock" for those in withdrawal
What's Goin Down this Weekend? Interview with Jasmine Moir of dailycandy.com
Welcome to the Show: Jen's blog
Awesome Not Awesome: Marion Jones, Dave Ross, Knight Rider remake, Michael Clayton re-release
Welcome to the Show: Jen's blog
Awesome Not Awesome: Marion Jones, Dave Ross, Knight Rider remake, Michael Clayton re-release
AwesomeNotAwesome: Rectal Exam, Rent is closing, Gawker airing the Tom Cruise tape, Mike Nofong, Morgan Spurlock and Bin Laden
Welcome to the Show: Tattoo removal
American Idol: Lowest ratings, taking advantage of a mentally ill contestant
Welcome to the Show: Tattoo removal
American Idol: Lowest ratings, taking advantage of a mentally ill contestant
Too Cool for School: did David Cross do himself in?
Our celebration of all things "30 Rock"
Welcome to the Show: Storm coverage
Tattoo Removal: Luke needs to edit his tattoo
Welcome to the Show: Storm coverage
Tattoo Removal: Luke needs to edit his tattoo
Finding Happiness: Interview with Dan Buettner, who traveled the world to find out which nations have the happiest people
Panic at the Disco dropped their exclamation point! How important are show names?
Welcome to the Show: Listener emails and voicemails
AwesomeNotAwesome: Steriods investigation, Roger Avary manslaughter charges, Golden Globes, Seahawks loss
Welcome to the Show: Listener emails and voicemails
AwesomeNotAwesome: Steriods investigation, Roger Avary manslaughter charges, Golden Globes, Seahawks loss
TBTL is Mystery Solvers: Mystery Solved
AwesomeNotAwesome: Married Twins, Smokers compare themselves to Jews in Germany
In defense of American Gladiators: Interview with Joshua Alston of Newsweek
Letter from Listener Lisa: Can your bed disqualify you as a good date?
Welcome to the Show
AwesomeNotAwesome: Polar Bears in Germany, Edmund Hillary and Johnny Grant, John Kerry's endorsement, 30 Rock is on tonight, H&M is coming
Welcome to the Show
AwesomeNotAwesome: Polar Bears in Germany, Edmund Hillary and Johnny Grant, John Kerry's endorsement, 30 Rock is on tonight, H&M is coming
Luke's pal Kelly and Engineer Sean trade stories on surviving Seattle when
you're broke. Sean talks about the medical experiments he's subjected himself to
in order to make ends meet.
Welcome to the Show
Grammar Lady Jane Straus: "begging the question", solipsism", "garnish"
Welcome to the Show
Grammar Lady Jane Straus: "begging the question", solipsism", "garnish"
Round Table: Fashion scene in Seattle? Interview with Jasmine Park, blogger for pikepine.com, and Darby Reed, former child model.
TBTL is mystery Solvers
Welcome to the Show
Interview with Darren Garnick, who got his baby photographed with every presidential canidate but one.
Welcome to the Show
Interview with Darren Garnick, who got his baby photographed with every presidential canidate but one.
AwesomeNotAwesome: Sunset Bowl is closing, Parade Magazine didn't realize Bhutto died, Seahawks win
TBTL is Mystery Solvers: Orion is A-rising
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