Talk Tuah with Haliey Welch

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I TURNED DOWN ONLYFANS WITH HOLLY MADISON - Ep. 9 Talk Tuah with Holly Madison Nov 05, 2024

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Haliey Welch is joined by the one and only, Holly Madison. Once running the Playboy Mansion, now solving crime scenes and raising two kids- Holly Madison is a BOSS. She breaks down the ins and outs of her time as a playboy bunny- the worst/ best moments- and the alleged secret tunnels. Haliey thinks she wants a BBL- and makes an important claim on short kings everywhere.

Haliey gets Holly to open up about her family’s relationship while in the mansion- how Holly’s childhood decisions led her to a late adult diagnosis of autism. Is OnlyFans the new Playboy? Haliey admits she turned down both. Remember you can get your Talk Tuah Merch at shop.betr.app.

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Chapters

00:24 INTRO

00:40 GO VOTE!

2:00 PLAYBOY PARTIES & PUNISHMENTS

9:00 WHY HALIEY TURNED DOWN PLAYBOY

11:37 P DIDDY AND THE SECRET TUNNELS

15:07 GHOST SIGHTINGS AT THE PLAYBOY MANSION

26:04 DATING MYSTERY MEN

28:55 HOLLY’S LATE AUTISM DIAGNOSIS

33:45 UNFILTERED THOUGHTS ON BILL MAHER

40:07 PLAYBOY VS. ONLYFANS

44:30 3 WAYS, FOOT FETISHES & PINK EYE

47:35 HALIEY’S OPINIONS ON PLASTIC SURGERY & BBL?

52:50 IS HOLLY A MK ULTRA BETA SLAVE?

56:58 WHY HOLLY DOESN’T DISCUSS PLAYBOY WITH HER FAMILY…

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JOSH RICHARDS CONVINCES ME TO REVEAL POOKIE - Ep. 8 Talk Tuah with Josh Richards Oct 29, 2024

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Haliey Welch faces her fear of interviewing men- She sits down with influencer and podcaster Josh Richards. Haliey and Josh dive deep into the routes of their relationships. Haliey told Pookie she loves him for the first time and actually MEANT it. Josh and Haliey figure out if Pookie is in it for the money or not… And Josh has some tips for Haliey’s new and young love.

Later on, Haliey teaches Josh some of her Haliey-isms- and we find out their craziest DMS. Remember to get your Talk Tuah Merch at https://shop.betr.app/

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Chapters

00:00 INTRO

1:25 NAMING THE TALK TUAH LISTENERS!

3:30 HALIEY DISCOVERS PHILOSOPHY

6:10 JOSH ON DAVE PORTNOY’S WRATH

8:39 HOT FOR THE MENENDEZ BROTHER

9:54 HOW JOSH MADE HIS FIRST MOVE ON GABI

11:00 CAN HALIEY TRUST POOKIE?

12:35 JOSH’S RELATIONSHIP ADVICE

16:00 GETTING RATCHET TO GLORILLA

17:30 TIPS FOR HARD LAUNCHING POOKIE, FAMILY PLANNING & DILFS

20:50 THEO VON, HALIEY’S LONG LOST BROTHER

23:50 FOOD IS THE WAY TO HALIEY’S HEART

26:00 CRAZIEST CELEB DMS

31:09 MOST EMBARRASSING HIGH SCHOOL MOMENTS

32:25 WHY HALIEY IS SCARED OF MEN

33:14 ARE HALIEY & POOKIE IN LOVE?

38:02 TEACHING EACHOTHER NEW SLANG TERMS

42:00 HOT TAKES

43:42 HALIEY’S RELATIONSHIP TO THE CANADIAN PRIME MINISTER

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BRIANNA CHICKENFRY ON DATING IN PUBLIC, ZACH BRYAN & HALIEY'S DAVE PORTNOY BEEF - Talk Tuah Ep. 7 Oct 22, 2024

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Haliey Welch and her best friend Chelsea sit down with the ULTIMATE best friends- Brianna Chickenfry and Grace O’Malley. The pair of besties recap how their friendships came to be… they may or may not have had to throw hands for one another.

Bri addresses rumors about her relationship- and advises Haliey to stay away from dating anyone in the public eye. Haliey is squashing the beef with Dave Portnoy and Grace introduces a new app that helps the girls figure out their kinks. Remember to get your Talk Tuah merch at shop.betr.app.

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Chapters

00:00 INTRO

2:19 WHAT GRANNY’S MAMA USED TO DO…

3:14 FROM ENEMIES TO BFFS

6:20 SLUTTING CHELSEA’S BROTHER OUT

7:07 COLLEGE DROPOUTS

8:23 DAVE PORTNOY BEEF

10:00 THE PRESIDENTIAL PODCAST TOUR- TALK TUAH NEXT?

14:48 DIE HARD COUNTRY GIRLS

16:45 CUTENESS AGGRESSION

17:25 HOT TAKES ON MOTHERHOOD

20:15 HALIEY’S PAST WITH MATT RIFE REVEALED

21:20 BRI ON DATING IN THE PUBLIC EYE

23:07 CHELSEA’S DATING UPDATE

25:05 GRACE’S CRUSH

27:27 THE GIRLS READ THEIR CRAZIEST DMS

28:16 FOOT PICS FOR CHARITY????

29:10 WHAT ACTUALLY GOES DOWN AT GIRL’S NIGHT

32:37 THE BIG BRAWL

45:20 LIFE ON THE DATING APPS

46:50 DISCOVERING KINKS

49:44 BONDED BY BLOOD

50:12 HALIEY LEARNS ABOUT HELLEN KELLER

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I RUINED MY FIRST DATE WITH POOKIE w/ Hannah Berner - Talk Tuah Ep. 6 Oct 15, 2024

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GET READY TO LAUGH!!! Haliey Welch is joined by comedian and podcaster, Hannah Berner - the two become besties on cam while diving into what it takes to be a Southern Belle. Hannah is convinced that Haliey can yodel. And at what cost would it take for Haliey to become a ‘Horse Girl’?

The moment we’ve all been waiting for.. Pookie took Haliey on their first date as a couple, and finally popped the question……

Hannah has some advice on why the key to a woman's heart is laughter AND dating someone older always helps. As always, Make sure to get your Talk Tuah merch at https://shop.betr.app/

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Chapters

00:00 INTRO

00:53 HALIEY’S FUNERAL BOOTS

3:17 A SOUTHERN BELLE IN THE CONCRETE JUNGLE

5:27 YODELING VIBES

7:31 THE WORST CAR A WHITE GIRL CAN DRIVE

10:40 REFLECTING ON THE CIVIL WAR

14:26 HANNAH’S CONFESSION

18:00 THE GIRL’S REVEAL THEIR GUILTY PLEASURES

18:39 DATING COMEDIENS & AGE GAP RELATIONSHIPS

20:50 THE ROAD TO SELF AWARENESS

29:15 EMPOWERING SEX CONVERSATIONS

31:00 POOKIE TAKES HALIEY ON HER FIRST DATE

34:59 QUEEFING ETIQUETTE & THE SCIENCE BEHIND SQUIRTING

38:18 HALIEY FOR PRESIDENT

38:49 GHOST OR NAH?

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IM FIGHTING JOJO SIWA - Talk Tuah Ep. 5 Oct 08, 2024

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In Episode 5 of Talk Tuah with Haliey Welch, Haliey finally gets to sit down with Jojo Siwa. If you’ve followed Haliey from the start then you know Jojo was the answer when Haliey was asked who she wanted to fight. However, the two got along just fine, in fact, Jojo helped Haliey really open up about her childhood trauma.

We get Haliey’s entire origin story of the ‘HAWK TUAH’. And by the way - Hawk Tuah is for the gays too! And Jojo tells us about the craziest date she’s ever been on. Remember you can purchase all our new Talk Tuah Merch on shop.betr.app.

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00:00 INTRO

1:30 JOJO’S UPCOMING MOVIE & CONTROVERSIAL LADYGUNN PHOTOSHOOT

4:07 GENDER BENDING

7:00 SNOOPING THROUGH YOUR GIRLFRIEND/BOYFRIEND’S PHONE…

8:20 JOJO’S BACKYARD SHOOTING

9:24 LAUGHING ALL THE WAY TO THE BANK

13:18 JOJO IS THE FIRST PERSON TO MEET POOKIE

15:42 BIG D ENERGY!

18:05 HALIEY’S SIGNATURE QUESTION

22:20 COMPARING CHILDHOODS

25:29 HALIEY REFLECTS ON HER UPBRINGING WITH GRANNY

28:00 TOW MATER OR HALIEY?

29:29 CHELSEA & HALIEY’S HAWKTOBER HALLOWEEN PLANS

34:04 DONATE TO PAWS ACROSS AMERICA

34:36 JOJO’S MOST EXPENSIVE DATE EVER

38:40 THE ORIGINS OF HAWK TUAH PLUS TIPS N TRICKS

41:55 HALIEY QUESTIONS HER SEXUALITY

42:40 CHELSEA REVEALS HER CELEBRITY CRUSH

45:06 HALIEY SAW HER SNL SKIT!

48:48 LADY BONER TURN OFFS

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I WROTE DASHA’S NEXT HIT SONG - Talk Tuah Ep. 4 with Dasha Oct 01, 2024

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Straight from winning the People’s Choice Country Music- Female Song of the Year, welcome DASHA! Haliey and Dasha get right into the country singer’s special night- what it was like winning the award- and more importantly, the details of the crazy after parties. Dasha and Haliey break down their current and past relationships, and expectedly Haliey had some choice words about Dasha’s ex- boyfriend, who coincidentally inspired Dasha’s hit ‘ AUSTIN’.

During Talk Tuah Episode 4- Haliey and Dasha think they could actually be soulmates- realizing some insane similarities between each other. Haliey gets Dasha to write a love song for Pookie- and it actually might be a hit! And reminder TALK TUAH merch is out now- go shop at shop.betr.app.

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00:00 INTRODUCTION

1:12 RECAPPING THE PEOPLE’S CHOICE AWARDS

2:00 HOOKING UP WITH A CELEBRITY CRUSH

6:40 HALIEY’S CHILDHOOD TRAUMA

9:40 FIRST IMPRESSIONS

17:07 THE RAT BOY EFFECT

21:00 WRITING A LOVE SONG FOR POOKIE

24:00 WEIRDEST MOVES IN THE BEDROOM

34:10 DASHA’S WILDEST NIGHT OUT

43:30 HALIEY’S CAREER PLANS BEFORE HAWK TUAH

55:43 WHITE TRASH SOULMATES

1:00:42 THE “MOTHER OF COUNTRY” DEBATE

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I MADE IT OFFICIAL WITH POOKIE - Talk Tuah Ep. 3 with Kaitlyn Bristowe Sep 24, 2024

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In Talk Tuah with Haliey Welch Ep. 3, Haliey is making it OFFICIAL. Pookie is the one for her and she wants the world to know it. She brought in dating expert and former Bachelorette Kaitlyn Bristowe to help hard launch her new BF. Haliey and Kaitlyn dive deep into Haliey’s five love languages, and recall their craziest breakups, and secret tips in the bedroom. Kaitlyn and Chelsea share with Haliey some of the funniest, and most viral internet memes about the Talk Tuah podcast which ultimately turns into a hilarious history lesson for Haliey. Later on, the girls are on a mission to set someone up with Granny- and you’re never gonna believe who Haliey suggests…

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00:00 INTRO

00:37 GET YOUR TALK TUAH MERCH AT SHOP.BETR.APP

00:55 WELCOME KAITLYN BRISTOWE

2:29 I NEED TO TALK TUAH THERAPIST

3:21 MAKE DOKES- DICK JOKES

6:36 MAKING IT OFFICIAL WITH POOKIE

8:00 WHO IS MR.PINKY?

9:13 HALIEY’S JEALOUSY ISSUES

11:56 CHELSEA REVEALS HER CELEBRITY CRUSH

12:54 MATT RIFE VISITED HALIELY IN A NIGHTMARE

13:50 IT’S EITHER WEED OR THERAPY

15:20 DADDY ISSUES

17:45 WELCOME TO THE GUN SHOW

20:12 HALIEY-ISMS

23:18 TRAUMA DUMP

24:00 HALIEY’S LOVE LANGUAGE

27:25 KAITLYN’S MESSIEST BREAKUP

31:53 HALIEY & CHELSEA LEARN ABOUT KIM JONG UN

33:50 ADDRESSING THE TALK TUAH MEMES

37:30 GRANNY’S DATING LIFE EXPOSED

40:00 THE METS NEED A NEW MASCOT: HALIEY

42:53 DONATE TO PAWS ACROSS AMERICA

44:05 KAITLYN’S #1 MOVE IN BED

45:35 MR. PINKY REVEAL

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I TOLD GRANNY ABOUT HAWK TUAH - Talk Tuah Ep. 2 Sep 17, 2024

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WELCOME TO BELFAST TENNESSEE- In Episode 2 of Talk Tuah with Haliey Welch, Haliey brings in the people that mean the most to her. She's joined by 3 of her longtime best friends and of course, Granny. Haliey and her friends break down THE NIGHT that changed all of their lives forever- and Granny gives her first reaction to hearing ‘Hawk Tuah’. Haliey and her friends take us to some of the most important places growing up, as they spill about their ex-boyfriends, a typical night going out, and how they all met. Haliey addresses some of the conspiracy theories around her rise to fame. And Granny gives us the secrets to staying youthful and finding a man. You can donate now to Haliey’s fund ‘Paws Across America’ at http://www.hwpaws.org.

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00:00 INTRO

1:13 CHELSEA’S POV FROM THE HAWK TUAH INTERVIEW

4:25 SUCKING OFF PAPA SMURF

6:02 HOW MY DAD & BROTHERS REACTED TO MY FAME…

9:00 WHAT IT’S LIKE EMBRACING THE EMBARRASSMENT

9:39 ADDRESSING MY SHIRTUSSY

12:28 MY HOMETOWN BESTIES EXPOSE MY EXES

14:12 MEET MY DAUGHTER

14:45 OUR GIRL’S NIGHTS GET CRAZY

15:24 POOKIE STORY TIME

16:57 HAWK TUAH FOR HALLOWEEN

17:21 DON’T GET ME HOT HEADED!

21:14 ADDRESSING A CRAZY CONSPIRACY THEORY

22:56 GETTING DRUNK WITH GRANNY

27:24 THE BEST DATING ADVICE FROM GRANNY

28:03 IS POOKIE MARRIAGE MATERIAL?

28:47 ALL ROADS LEAD TO TACO BELL

30:02 HALIEY WELCH FOR PRESIDENT

31:02 HORSE ASMR

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I SAID HAWK TUAH AND NOW I'M HERE w/ Whitney Cummings - Talk Tuah Ep. 1 Sep 10, 2024

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THE NAME IS HALIEY WELCH and she's here to stay. Formally known as “Hawk Tuah Girl”, Haliey is proving to the world instantly that she is SO much more than just that. Haliey is taking the mic to share HER story and what other name for her podcast would be more fitting than Talk Tuah with Haliey Welch. In episode one, Haliey’s charming yet humble personality drives hysterical conversation with female actress and comedian Whitney Cummings, who happens to be one of Haliey’s first mentors through the newfound fame. From dealing with traumatic childhoods, Haliey’s first time at an airport, and meeting her celebrity crush- she proves that she isn’t just a viral moment. You can donate now to Haliey’s fund ‘Paws Across America’ at http://www.hwpaws.org - Special thanks to our furry friends on set from @twodogfarms, a West Coast based Jindo Rescue.

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CHAPTERS

0:00 - INTRO

2:30 - REWRITING HISTORY

4:18 - GETTING COMFORTABLE WITH CONTROVERSY

5:02 - HALIEY IS IN LOVE WITH MATT RIFE

6:30 - WHY IT’S TIME TO STOP SHAVING YOUR V*GINA HAIR

9:17 - THE GHETTO DOLLY PARTON

10:55 - THE LIFE OF A CR*CKHEAD

12:03 - HOW HALIEY REACTED TO THE HAWK TUAH VIDEO DROPPING

12:30 - HALIEY TEACHES CHELSEA THE HAWK TUAH

13:45 - HALIEY FINALLY ADDRESSES TIM & DEE

16:55 - THE BEST & WORST PART ABOUT GOING VIRAL

18:00 - HALIEY’S ALTER EGO HARLEY

20:02 - HALIEY’S PLANS WITH PAWS ACROSS AMERICA

24:09 - THE DRAMA OF DEALING WITH FAMILY & MONEY

28:44 - POOKIE NEEDS TO SWALLOW AN AIRTAG

31:00 - MIND BLOWING RELATIONSHIP ADVICE

32:40 - DECORATING YOUR V*GINA

32:55 - WHERE DOES HALIEY STAND WITH POOKIE?

37:33 - SH*T ON THAT THANG

38:50 - HALIEY BRINGS KNIVES TO THE AIRPORT

43:47 - HALIEY’S EXES & RELATIONSHIP ADVICE

51:42 - HALIEY MIGHT BE ENTERING HER LOVER GIRL ERA

52:38 - BIGGEST TURN-ONS!!

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Talk Tuah with Haliey Welch Trailer Sep 02, 2024

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Coming off her unprecedented viral moment and the biggest meme of all-time, Haliey Welch is ready to show the world that she's much more than a 30 second clip, and she’s here to stay.

Each episode of TALK TUAH will feature Haliey and her celebrity counterpart, as they sit down for hilarious conversations, deep dives into stardom, and games/segments that will bring out the most candid and completely unfiltered sides of both Haliey and her guests.

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