Tales of Harkshire

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E15 - The Wake Mar 26, 2025

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Episode Fifteen: The Wake

Saying goodbye is never easy, but when the sherry flows and the twerking begins, this wake becomes one for the history books. Join our gossip as she navigates grief, glamour, and the unexpected theatrics of Keith’s final send-off.

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Funeral fashion, spontaneous solos, and scandalous shenanigans
Michelin-starred mourning and questionable eulogies
A widow determined to do things her way

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E14 - The Knock Mar 25, 2025

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Episode Fourteen: The Knock

A knock at the door brings unexpected news, sending our gossip into a whirlwind of grief, disbelief, and some rather questionable priorities. In true Harkshire fashion, even the darkest moments come with a dash of absurdity and a side of tea.

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A dramatic police visit with surprising concerns
Unfiltered musings on loss and luxury vehicles
The perfect blend of tragedy and dry British wit
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The First Earl Mar 17, 2025

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Episode One: The First Earl,

In this episode, esteemed historian Norman Southton takes us on a journey through Harkshire’s rich and often questionable past. From the legend of Seamus Ó hEarcáin, dragon-rider and ginger trailblazer, to the county’s curious traditions, no stone is left unturned.

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The thrilling tale of Harkshire’s founding and its mythical dragon.
A deep dive into local customs, including turnip tossing and the Duke’s balls.
The perils of uttering “St Patty’s Day” in polite company.

With Norman’s dry wit and penchant for uncovering the absurd, this episode offers a captivating glimpse into the stories that shaped Harkshire - dragons and all.

This season of Tales of Harkshire introduces local historian - Norman Southton - of Hark University.

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Be Back Soon Feb 13, 2025

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E12 - The Weather Feb 13, 2025

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Episode Twelve: The Weather,

What begins as a gentle monologue on the changing seasons soon spirals into a meditation on Keith’s cholesterol, the perils of digital fear-mongering, and the baffling enthusiasm of a grown man for a random purchase on the Facebook Marketplace on the Facebook.

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A reflection on how snow is never quite as good as it was in childhood.
Media scaremongering, nipple metaphors, and the eternal struggle for a well-gritted street.
The perils of rear-wheel drive when one’s Mercedes-Benz SLK meets the Devil’s Dandruff.

The snow is falling, the roads are chaos, and Mr. Curshaw - recent widower and unexpected exhibitionist - is making quite the scene in the street. Just another day in Harkshire.

An ode to British weather, suburban absurdity, and the sheer unpredictability of one’s neighbours.

This season of Tales of Harkshire introduces a lifelong resident- and gossip - of the idyllic Kinley Village.

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E11 - The Appointment Feb 12, 2025

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Episode Eleven: The Appointment,

Our narrator begins with a simple trip to the dentist, only to be met with chaos at reception, an absurd digital sign-in process, and Maxine, who has declared herself gatekeeper of the waiting room. But the real shock comes in the dentist’s chair when she comes face-to-face with...well, you'll just have to tune in!

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The perils of digitalisation and spirit animal selections gone wrong.
A grim discovery in Jord Moor (and Keith’s highly inappropriate take on it).
A health-and-safety-heavy approach to marital relations that could double as a workplace induction.

Between broken bourbons, PPE procedures, and the crushing realisation that passion and spontaneity are things of the past, this episode is a masterclass in British wit, social absurdity, and the eternal disappointment that is Keith.

This season of Tales of Harkshire introduces a lifelong resident - and gossip - of the idyllic Kinley Village.

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E10 - The Dragon Feb 11, 2025

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Episode Ten: The Dragon,

In this episode, our narrator takes an uncharacteristic journey on public transport - a necessary evil after Keith commandeers the Mercedes for a crucial pre-competition grooming session. What begins as a reluctant train ride soon turns into an encounter of legendary proportions.

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A masterclass in avoiding unwanted small talk on public transport.
A chance encounter with a Dragon (not the fire-breathing kind, unfortunately).
A fierce debate on eco-consciousness, luxury cars, and ethically questionable spandex.

Bitingly witty, deliciously absurd, and packed with quintessentially British satire, this episode is a first-class journey into small-town snobbery, unexpected friendships, and the eternal battle between status and sustainability

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E9 - The Betrayal Jan 30, 2025

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Episode Nine: The Betrayal,

In this episode, our gossip takes us through a surreal, hilarious, and deeply personal account of a heated dispute with her husband Keith, uncovering secrets, confronting peculiar truths, and navigating a spiral of escalating chaos. It’s an absurdly witty and utterly captivating exploration of betrayal, status, and imagination gone wild.

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Sharp critiques of loyalty and trust in marriage.
Side-splitting commentary on social climbing and scandal.
A whirlwind of surreal humour and unpredictable twists.

Delivered with our gossip’s signature biting wit, this episode is a chaotic delight, blending relatable drama with outlandish comedy for an unforgettable listen

This season of Tales of Harkshire introduces a lifelong resident - and gossip- of the idyllic Kinley Village.

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E8 - The Salon Jan 29, 2025

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Episode Eight: The Salon,

In this episode, our gossip delivers a scathing and comical recount of a disastrous trip to the local salon 'Liv & Let Dye' that spirals into unexpected chaos. From questionable gossip to a hair appointment gone horribly wrong, it’s a tale of small-town drama, sharp wit, and simmering fury.

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A sharp critique of salon etiquette and professionalism.
Hilarious commentary on Kinley Village rumours and their absurdities.
A glimpse into the narrator’s fiery quest for justice and dignity.

Infused with biting humour and quintessentially British satire, this episode is a riotous exploration of vanity, gossip, and small-town politics

This season of Tales of Harkshire introduces a lifelong resident- and gossip - of the idyllic Kinley Village.

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E7 - The Neighbour Jan 28, 2025

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Episode Seven: The Neighbour,

In this episode, our gossip hilariously recounts the arrival of new neighbours whose presence has thrown the quiet equilibrium of Frisky Lane into disarray. From a rogue couple to fashion crimes, the chaos unfolds in this sharp-witted and utterly British monologue.

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A strongly worded letter to the local MP, brimming with complaints and “solutions.”
A biting critique of modern living clashes with tradition.
Mischievous musings on the lengths one might go to preserve neighbourhood harmony.

Delivered with biting humour and unapologetic opinion, this episode is a riotous exploration of community, eccentricity, and the unravelling of suburban peace.

This season of Tales of Harkshire introduces a lifelong resident - and gossip - of the idyllic Kinley Village.

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