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The Jew Who Saved Christmas - Act 2 Dec 17, 2024

Act 2: The Jew Who Saved Christmas

So, remember how Bernie accidentally roofied Santa? Yeah, things have escalated. Turns out, when you drug the guy who single-handedly runs Christmas, the universe hands you the reins of a magical sleigh and screams, “Good luck, schmuck!” Act 2 is Bernie’s full-blown trial by (latke) fire as she fumbles her way through saving the holiday while Santa cycles between being zonked out and, uh, aggressively unhinged.

With a sleigh that feels like it’s held together by Hanukkah prayers and duct tape, Bernie somehow manages to deliver presents across the Midwest. We’re talking rooftops, chimneys, and more near-death experiences than a Spirit Airlines landing. Along the way, she’s got to wrangle her stoned passenger (Santa with candy cane nunchucks, anyone?), give some real talk to a tiny sad orphan about divorce (because therapy was booked), and dodge TSA agent Gimble, who’s basically The Terminator if he hated joy instead of Sarah Connor.

And let’s talk about the chaos: reindeer meltdowns. An almost crash landing. Bernie’s sudden realization that “wait, this sleigh doesn’t have seatbelts??” This act is a disaster in the BEST way—like if Seth Rogen got to rewrite The Polar Express. And just when Bernie starts thinking, “Hey, maybe I’m good at this?”—the universe is like, “LOL, nah.” Cue Santa going full Maccabee berserker mode.

And the cast? They’re killing it:

Jeff Bergman, Selyna Warren, Jim O’Heir, Marissa Read, John Milhiser, Kiel Kennedy, Tiffany Black, Carla Delaney, Ashley Bell, and David Jacks make this ride more fun than watching your drunk uncle try to carve the turkey. Everyone’s bringing their A-game, delivering laughs sharper than Bernie’s wit and just enough heart to keep you invested in this glorious dumpster fire of a Christmas tale.

✨Act 2 of The Jew Who Saved Christmas is snarky, chaotic, and unexpectedly sweet. It’s everything you’d want in a holiday comedy—plus a little weed, some questionable decisions, and a lot of screaming. Who knew saving Christmas could be this messy—or this much fun?

The Jew Who Saved Christmas - Act 1 Dec 10, 2024

Act 1: The Jew Who Saved Christmas

Welcome to the holiday chaos you never knew you needed. Meet Bernie Gold—Spirit Airlines check-in clerk, reluctant adult, and connoisseur of bad decisions. It’s Christmas Eve (or, as Bernie will remind you, the seventh night of Hanukkah), and while the rest of O’Hare Airport is brimming with holiday cheer, Bernie’s slouching her way through TSA complaints, confiscated wine bottles, and unsolicited career advice from her aggressively optimistic co-worker, Eve.

Bernie’s life is a snow globe of dysfunction, and someone just shook it—hard. Enter a mysterious piece of "Miracle Gelt" that takes this night from mildly chaotic to “holy crap, is that actually Santa Claus in my parents’ garage?” Let’s just say Santa’s not exactly in prime sleigh-piloting condition, and Bernie might’ve had something to do with it. What follows is a whirlwind of edible-fueled mishaps, family judgment, and a holiday disaster that’s teetering on the edge of redemption.

And the Cast? This lineup will make you laugh so hard you’ll spill your eggnog:

Jeff Bergman (@jeffbergmanofficial) – The voice legend who brings magic to every moment.
Selyna Warren (@selynadoubleya) – Writer, star, and the kind of comedic genius that keeps you hooked.
Jim O’Heir (@therealjimoheir) – The guy who stole your heart in Parks and Rec steals the show again.
Marissa Read (@marissalread) – A double-duty powerhouse delivering laughs and heart.
John Milhiser (@johnmilhiser) – Former SNL dynamo bringing the absurdity to life.
Kiel Kennedy (@kielkennedy) – The gold standard of comedy chaos.
Tiffany Black (@tiffanyblackness) – Pure holiday hilarity in human form.
Carla Delaney (@voicesbycarla) – The kind of voice work that makes you laugh even when you don’t want to.
Ashley Bell (@ashleymichaelbell) – A scene-stealer who brings charm and mischief in equal measure.
David Jacks – An actor who makes every moment count.

✨This isn’t your cookie-cutter holiday story. It’s raw, messy, ridiculously funny, and filled with just the right amount of holiday heart.

Elevator Pitch: In Act 1 of The Jew Who Saved Christmas, you’ll laugh, cringe, and maybe even tear up a little as Bernie Gold stumbles her way through a Hanukkah-Christmas mashup of biblical proportions. With sharp dialogue, hilariously flawed characters, and just enough holiday magic to keep you guessing, this is the start of a holiday tale that’s anything but traditional—and we wouldn’t have it any other way.

"Who Knew Christmas Needed a Jew?" - Original Song from "The Jew Who Saved Christmas" Dec 07, 2024

WHO KNEW CHRISTMAS NEEDED A JEW:By: Selyna Warren, Marissa Read, and Jason Currie

BERNIE

Wait. What’s happening?

SANTA

Christmas feels different.

Something feels new.

The snow’s whiter, it’s so much brighter,

and it’s all because of you know who…

BERNIE

Wait… are you talking about me?

SANTA

I’ve roasted all the chestnuts,

killed all the Christmas geese!

But it’s been so monotonous delivering world peace.

Suddenly through your eyes a brand new view.

Who knew Christmas needed a jew?

BERNIE

- ISH. We prefer jewish, but I think I get what’s going on here. Your next miracle is to be all Barbara and sing -

SANTA

I’ve whistled all the carols that could ever have been sung.

The chimneys I’ve been sliding down have given me black lung.

BERNIE

Wait, what? I’ve been sliding down chimneys ALL FRIGGEN NIGHT!

SANTA

Look! I know longer have the soot flu.

Who knew Christmas needed a Jew?

BERNIE

Okay, if you think I’m gonna join you in some dorky little diddy then you are absolutely… correct!

I’ve spent every Christmas eating chinese food alone.

“The dark house on the block”,

that’s what they used to call my home.

But with you I thinkI’ve finally got my shot.

Christmas neede a jew, who knew a jew needed Christmas?

Okay, sorry, I don't have like a magical weed given song gift. I can’t like improvise rhymes on the fly.

SANTA

Ho ho …. that’s alright!

I’ll bring all the jolly.

BERNIE

And I’ll bring all the oy!

BOTH

We fit together perfectly,

BERNIE

This Hebrew

SANTA

and this goy!

SANTA

You lit up my yule-tide log and it’s -

BOTH

- burning bright!

BERNIE

The sleigh is not the only thing that’s -

BOTH

- higher than a kite!

A holly jolly mitzvah, yes it’s true!

Who knew -

BERNIE

- Christmas

SANTA

Christmas

REINDEER

Christmas

BOTH

- needed a you?

THE JEW WHO SAVED CHRISTMAS - Trailer Nov 21, 2024

🎄🕎HOLY FRUITCAKE, PEOPLE—IT’S HERE.🕎🎄 What happens when Santa Claus gets absolutely wrecked on Hanukkah-themed edibles and nearly crashes Christmas? Enter Bernie, a Spirit Airlines check-in agent with a vape, a whole lot of baggage (pun intended), and zero clue how to save the season. Welcome to "The Jew Who Saved Christmas"—a table-read podcast that’s equal parts heartfelt holiday chaos and off-the-rails comedy. Dropping December 10 wherever you get your podcasts, this one is mandatory listening. 🎅 WRITTEN BY: Selyna Warren (@selynadoubleya) – Comic brilliance in action. Marissa Read (@marissalread) – Hilarity you didn’t know you needed. 🎭 STARRING AN EPIC CAST: Jeff Bergman (@jeffbergmanofficial) – The iconic voice behind Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck, Fred Flintstone and many of your faves. Selyna Warren (@selynadoubleya) – Yes, she writes AND stars. Triple threat alert. Jim O’Heir (@therealjimoheir) – You loved him in Parks and Rec, now you’ll love him as Santa. Marissa Read (@marissalread) – Another double-duty queen. John Milhiser (@johnmilhiser) – Former SNL dynamo. Kiel Kennedy (@kielkennedy) – Comedy gold standard. Tiffany Black (@tiffanyblackness) – A master of holiday hilarity. Carla Delaney (@voicesbycarla) – Voice magic that’ll leave you in stitches. Ashley Bell (@ashleymichaelbell) – Stealing scenes like Santa steals cookies. David Jacks – Actor extraordinaire who brings the laughs. ✨This is not your average holiday story. It’s raw, messy, laugh-out-loud funny, and packed with the kind of dysfunctional cheer we all secretly love. Mark your calendar. DECEMBER 10. Prepare to laugh your dreidel off, spill some eggnog, and sleigh into the season like never before.

VS - Act 3: The Endgame – “Kill or Be Killed” Oct 30, 2024

Act 3: The Endgame – “Kill or Be Killed” By the final act, the arena is littered with bodies, and only a few contestants remain. Randall, Dana, and a handful of others must navigate the final rounds, where the weapons get deadlier and the fights more brutal. But the true horror of Versus isn’t just the violence—it’s the realization that there is no way out, no matter how many lives are taken. The system is rigged, and only those behind the tournament—The Promoter, The Executioner, and their faceless audience—stand to win.

In the climactic fight, Randall is forced to face his ex-girlfriend Samantha, whom he tried to help by getting her the very job that led her here. The emotional weight of their shared past crashes into the brutality of the arena, as the two fight not just for survival, but for closure. Randall knows only one of them can leave the platform alive, and he must confront the darkest parts of himself to do what’s necessary.

As the final bell tolls, the blood-drenched survivors stand victorious, but at what cost? The prize of freedom now feels like a hollow victory. Dana and Randall, broken and scarred, are left wondering if they’ve truly escaped—or if the tournament has only just begun.

The final moments reveal a chilling twist: Versus is just one of many such tournaments happening across the globe. The Promoter, his identity still shrouded in mystery, congratulates the unseen viewers and teases the next event, leaving the audience with a haunting question: how far will humanity go for entertainment?

Conclusion: Versus is a gut-wrenching, fast-paced descent into the darkest corners of human nature, where survival is earned in blood, and death is just another roll of the dice. With each act more intense than the last, the show pushes the boundaries of morality, violence, and desperation in a world where the line between entertainment and horror has been obliterated. Prepare to be both horrified and captivated, as the Versus Tournament leaves a trail of bodies—and questions—behind.

About VS: "Sixteen people. Three rounds. One survivor. Welcome to the Versus Tournament, where everyday people must fight to the death—live-streamed for the darkest corners of the web. A brutal, high-stakes competition where only one escapes with their life... if they can survive the blood-soaked horrors within."

Inspired by the dark and twisted imaginations of Scott Sigler, Versus is a full-cast performance podcast where Saw meets Gladiator in a terrifying, action-packed three-part saga. With Academy worthy sound design and a cinematic score that will leave you on edge, every moment is crafted to plunge listeners into the terrifying brutality of the tournament.

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VS - Act 2: The Grind – “Every Strike, Every Cut” Oct 17, 2024

Act 2: The Grind – “Every Strike, Every Cut” The violence intensifies in Act 2, as alliances form and fall apart under the constant threat of death. Dana and Randall, once friends in the outside world, find themselves trapped in separate cages, trying to stay alive while watching others be cut down around them. The Promoter keeps the audience of faceless billionaires entertained with twisted commentary, while the Executioner steps in when a contestant refuses to play by the rules.

Dana’s first match pits her against The Bum, a hulking figure with nothing to lose. But Dana, resourceful and determined, proves that survival requires more than brute strength—it demands cunning, and the will to do what’s necessary, no matter how horrific. She survives, barely, but the trauma of killing leaves a stain that no amount of blood can wash away.

Meanwhile, Randall’s skills as a programmer are no longer an asset; they make him a target. As each fight passes, he becomes more entangled in the conspiracy behind Versus, uncovering clues that suggest the tournament isn’t just a sick game—it’s a lucrative, global operation, and those pulling the strings are untouchable.

The middle act delves into the psyche of the captives as they’re forced to confront their worst selves. Friendships turn to betrayals, and desperation pushes even the most moral characters to do the unthinkable. When the Bodybuilder and the Gangsta square off in a bone-crushing battle, it becomes clear: no one can be trusted. No one is safe.

About VS: "Sixteen people. Three rounds. One survivor. Welcome to the Versus Tournament, where everyday people must fight to the death—live-streamed for the darkest corners of the web. A brutal, high-stakes competition where only one escapes with their life... if they can survive the blood-soaked horrors within."

Inspired by the dark and twisted imaginations of Scott Sigler, Versus is a full-cast performance podcast where Saw meets Gladiator in a terrifying, action-packed three-part saga. With Academy worthy sound design and a cinematic score that will leave you on edge, every moment is crafted to plunge listeners into the terrifying brutality of the tournament.

Vist Us: https://www.tablereadpodcast.com/

Check Out Scott: https://scottsigler.com/

VS - Act 1: The Setup – “Welcome to the Killing Floor” Oct 08, 2024

VS, Act 1: Versus opens the door to a nightmare none of our characters saw coming. Programmer Randall Parker’s life starts spiraling when he takes over a job for his friend Dana, leading him deep into the enigmatic Versus Incorporated. What begins as a simple day at work turns into a nightmare of violence, captivity, and betrayal, as Randall and fifteen others wake up caged and collared in a blood-soaked arena. Their captors? Unseen, but ever-present—demanding only one thing: fight, or die.

The first episode sets the stage with a harrowing introduction to the brutal tournament, laying bare the horror that awaits as these ordinary people realize they’ve been thrust into a gladiatorial death match. The fight is real. The stakes? Life or death.

About VS: "Sixteen people. Three rounds. One survivor. Welcome to the Versus Tournament, where everyday people must fight to the death—live-streamed for the darkest corners of the web. A brutal, high-stakes competition where only one escapes with their life... if they can survive the blood-soaked horrors within."

Inspired by the dark and twisted imaginations of Scott Sigler, Versus is a full-cast performance podcast where Saw meets Gladiator in a terrifying, action-packed three-part saga. With Academy worthy sound design and a cinematic score that will leave you on edge, every moment is crafted to plunge listeners into the terrifying brutality of the tournament.

Vist Us: https://www.tablereadpodcast.com/

Check Out Scott: https://scottsigler.com/

VS - Trailer Sep 17, 2024

Welcome to "Table Read: VS"—a no-holds-barred thrill ride of pure mayhem that’s Saw meets Gladiator, but with a side of nerdy Silicon Valley and more twists than a lower intestine! This time, we’re serving up Versus, a script from Scott Sigler, the New York Times bestselling horror author who clearly woke up and chose violence—and I mean that in the most lovingly brutal way possible.

Picture this: 16 average Joes, kidnapped and thrown into a death tournament that’s so twisted, you’ll need a chiropractor. It’s not just fight or flight; it's fight or funeral, and it’s all streamed live on the dark web for a cool million per ticket. Baseball bats, lead pipes, and even chicken scissors (yeah, you read that right) are up for grabs as they hack and slash their way through more bloody betrayals than a Shakespearean tragedy. Add in a relentless billionaire puppet master, a cast of killers, and $58 million worth of shady deals. Oh, and did I mention the blood? Enough to fill a swimming pool. Twice.

We’ve got a script read that’ll knock your socks off faster than a taser shock to the neck. Your hosts? Some of Hollywood's finest, breathing life (and death) into this script like a roundhouse kick to the face. And just when you think you know what’s coming? Boom—another twist, sharper than those hedge shears they’re swinging.

Versus is not for the faint-hearted. If you're into "Will they survive, or will they end up in a body bag?" this is your jam. In this tournament, it’s not about who’s the strongest—it’s about who’s twisted enough to survive.

Ready for the carnage? Let’s roll.

Run Rabbit Run: Unmasking the Madness – A Writers’ Room Special Sep 17, 2024

Run Rabbit Run: Unmasking the Madness – A Writers’ Room Special

Join Executive Producer Shaan Sharma as he sits down with "Run Rabbit Run" writers Jesse Carter and Thomas Beaudoin for a post-recording conversation that peels back the curtain on the creative process. With the table read still fresh in their minds, the duo opens up about their writing journey, the story’s most gripping moments, and the art of crafting characters that leave a lasting impact.

In this behind-the-scenes look, nothing is off the table—impressions, inspirations, and even the unexpected twists that made their way into the script. Whether it's discussing key themes or breaking down those suspense-filled scenes, Jesse and Thomas offer an unfiltered glimpse into the mind of a storyteller at work.

Tune in for an episode filled with insights, laughter, and a deeper appreciation for the wild ride that is "Run Rabbit Run."

Run Rabbit Run - Act 3 Sep 10, 2024

Act 3 of "Run Rabbit Run" explodes onto the scene like a grenade in a fireworks factory. This final act cranks the mayhem up to 11, delivering a knockout punch of chaos, dark humor, and enough plot twists to give you whiplash.

We're talking a high-octane cocktail of car chases that'll make your heart race faster than a jackrabbit on espresso, shootouts that turn the screen into Swiss cheese, and dialogue so sharp it could cut diamonds. It's as if someone tossed "The Italian Job," "Snatch," and "Fargo" into a blender, hit puree, and served it with a garnish of absurdist humor.

Our anti-heroes Roland and Monte find themselves in deeper shit than a septic tank worker on overtime. The stakes are higher than Snoop Dogg at a Cheech and Chong convention, and the tension's so thick you could spread it on toast.

This ain't your average wrap-up, folks. "Run Rabbit Run" Act 3 is a wild ride that'll leave you breathless, mind-blown, and questioning your life choices - in the best possible way. It's a finale that doesn't just stick the landing; it does a triple backflip and sticks it while the world explodes around it. Buckle up, buttercup - this rabbit hole goes deep, and you're in for one hell of a trip.

Run Rabbit Run - Act 2 Aug 22, 2024

Act 2 of 'Run Rabbit Run' cranks the intensity to 11, serving up a cinematic cocktail that's one part adrenaline rush, two parts dark comedy, with a twist of pulp fiction. Our anti-heroes Roland and Monte find themselves caught in a whirlwind of chaos that would make even the most hardened criminals say 'What the f***?'

This act delivers more twists than a pretzel factory on steroids. We've got high-speed chases that'll make your heart race faster than a coked-up hamster, dialogue sharper than a samurai sword, and enough double-crosses to make you dizzy. It's like someone tossed 'Pulp Fiction', 'Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels', and 'It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World' into a blender and hit puree.

The characters are so vividly drawn, you can practically smell their desperation and hear the gears grinding in their heads as they try to outmaneuver each other. And just when you think you've got it figured out, BAM! – the script hits you with another curveball that'll leave you reeling.

Buckle up. This ain't your grandma's crime caper – unless your grandma is a badass with a penchant for mayhem and a vocabulary that would make a sailor blush. 'Run Rabbit Run' Act 2 is a wild ride that'll leave you breathless, mindf***ed, and hungry for more."

Run Rabbit Run - Act 1 Aug 13, 2024

"Run Rabbit Run" bursts onto the scene like an audio-cinematic shotgun blast to the senses. This TABLE READ of the first act delivers a whirlwind of snappy dialogue, colorful characters, and enough twists to give you whiplash. We're thrown headfirst into a world where luck is currency and everyone's trying to beat the house.

Our anti-hero Roland is a smooth-talking, lady-killing son of a gun who can't drive for shit but somehow always lands on his feet. His partner Monte? Picture a guy trying to go straight but can't shake the stink of his past. Then there's this whole mess with an urn, some psycho brothers, and enough double-crosses to make your head spin.

The script crackles with the kind of razor-sharp banter that'll make you wanna 'rewind' just to catch all the zingers. It's got that perfect mix of tension and laughs, like if Guy Ritchie and the Coen Brothers had a love child raised by Lady Luck herself.

Buckle up. This ain't your grandma's crime caper. It's a wild ride that'll leave you begging for Act Two faster than you can say "Run Rabbit Run."

Run Rabbit Run - Trailer Aug 01, 2024

Hold onto your seats, movie maniacs! "Run Rabbit Run" is about to hijack your eardrums and take you on a high-octane joyride through a world where luck is the ultimate currency and chaos is the only constant. This ain't your typical crime caper – it's a nitro-glycerin cocktail of wit, action, and heart that'll leave you dizzy, dazzled, and demanding more.

Picture this: a lucky bastard named Roland, whose charm could talk a fish out of water, paired with his partner Monte, a guy trying to go straight but can't shake off the intoxicating perfume of one last score. Throw them into a pressure cooker of psychotic siblings, femme fatales with hidden agendas, and enough explosions to make the Fourth of July jealous, and you've got a recipe for cinematic insanity.

The dialogue crackles like a live wire, spitting one-liners that'll stick in your brain like peanut butter to the roof of your mouth. And the action? Sweet mother of mayhem! We're talking car chases that'll have you gripping your armrests, shootouts that'll make you duck and cover, and plot twists sharper than a switchblade.

But don't let the adrenaline fool you – beneath the testosterone-fueled exterior beats a heart of gold. This is a story about loyalty, love, and the insane lengths we'll go to for the people who matter. It's got more layers than a world-class lasagna and twice the kick.

"Run Rabbit Run" is a grenade of entertainment with the pin pulled out, ready to blow your mind. It's irreverent, it's audacious, and it's got more style than a Fashion Week runway. Miss this, and you'll be kicking yourself harder than a kung-fu master with a stubbed toe.

So, buckle up, buttercup! This ain't just a table read – it's a full-throttle assault on your senses that'll leave you breathless, speechless, and absolutely begging for more. Get ready to run with the rabbits, or get left in the dust!

Written by

Jesse Carter &

Thomas Beaudoin

Fright Night - Behind The Scenes - 40th Anniversary Original Cast Table Read Jul 23, 2024

Welcome to Fright Night: the Nightmare Factory, Uncut and Uncensored

You think you know horror? You think you've seen it all? Well, buckle up, 'cause you ain't heard nothin' yet.

We're pulling back the curtain on the madhouse, and let me tell you, it's a wild ride. This ain't your grandma's behind-the-scenes featurette. We're talking raw, unfiltered, and crazier than a vampire in a blood bank.

Me, Rosario, Mark, Chris, Amanda - the whole damn circus - caught on tape when we thought no one was listening. We're talking:

Candid confessions
Press interviews where the truth slips out like a knife in the dark
4th wall breaks so good, they'll make you question reality

You'll be a fly on the wall of our twisted little family reunion. Hear the stories that were too insane for the silver screen. Share the laughs that echo through the halls of horror. Feel the chills run down your spine as we reveal the secrets behind the scares.

It's like being in the studio with us, minus the smell of fake blood and the constant fear of practical jokes gone wrong. You'll hear it all - the good, the bad, and the downright terrifying.

So, grab those headphones and crank 'em up. Get ready to dive into the deep end of the horror pool. Just remember, what you're about to hear can't be unheard. Don't say I didn't warn ya.

Welcome to the nightmare. Enjoy the ride.

Tom Holland

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Act 3: Fright Night 40th Anniversary Original Cast Table Read Jul 16, 2024

Alright, horror hounds! Tom Holland here, ready to dish out the spine-tingling details of Act 3 in our Fright Night 40th Anniversary Cast Reunion Table Read. Buckle up, because this is where it all comes to a head!

Picture this: We've got Charley and Peter Vincent, unlikely allies, sneaking into Jerry's lair as the clock ticks toward dawn. The tension's so thick you could cut it with a fang! Our heroes are searching for Amy, but Jerry's got more than a few tricks up his sleeve.

We're talking bat transformations, a basement showdown, and Amy caught between two worlds. Peter Vincent finally gets his mojo back, but is it enough to take down a centuries-old vampire? And let me tell you, the special effects team outdid themselves with Jerry's final moments - it's a pyrotechnic spectacle that'll have you shielding your ears!

But here's the kicker, folks - just when you think it's all wrapped up in a neat little bow, we've got a stinger that'll make you question everything. Is evil truly vanquished, or is it just waiting for another invitation?

This finale is my love letter to classic horror, with nods to the greats like Hammer Films and Universal Monsters, but with that unmistakable 80s flair. It's got heart, humor, and enough scares to keep you checking under the bed for weeks.

So grab your crucifixes, garlic, and headphones and settle in for a finale that'll remind you why Fright Night has stood the test of time. After all, everyone's entitled to one good scare, right?

Stay spooky, and remember - the night belongs to the undead!

Tom

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Act 2: Fright Night 40th Anniversary Original Cast Table Read Jul 02, 2024

Hey there, fright fans! Tom Holland here, and boy do I have a treat for you with Act 2 of Fright Night 40TH Anniversary Cast Reunion Table Read. We're cranking up the terror and the stakes as young Charley Brewster's vampire troubles go from bad to worse.

Picture this: Our hero Charley, desperate for help, turns to washed-up actor Peter Vincent, the "Great Vampire Killer." But Peter's lost his nerve along with his TV show. Meanwhile, Jerry Dandrige, our seductive bloodsucker, has his sights set on Charley's girlfriend Amy.

Things really heat up at a pulsing nightclub where Jerry puts the vamp moves on Amy. It's a dance of death, folks, with Charley caught in the middle. And just when you think it can't get worse, Charley's pal Evil Ed falls victim to Jerry's fangs.

We've got stakes, crosses, holy water that isn't so holy, and a showdown brewing that'll leave you breathless. Peter Vincent finds his courage, but is it too late? Amy's caught in Jerry's thrall, and dawn is approaching fast.

It's a rollercoaster of horror, humor, and heart-pounding suspense that'll make you think twice about inviting strangers into your home. Stay tuned for Act 3, where it all comes to a fever pitch. This is the kind of horror that'll make you sleep with the lights on!

Tom

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Act 1: Fright Night 40th Anniversary Original Cast Table Read Jun 25, 2024

Hey, there, horror hounds and fright fans. Tom Holland here, ready to take you on a journey back to where it all began - Act I of Fright Night 40TH Year Cast Reunion Table Read.

You’ve seen this before, but trust me, you haven't experienced it like this. With Mark Hamill stepping into Roddy McDowall's shoes as Peter Vincent, and the electric Rosario Dawson joining Chris Sarandon and our beloved original cast, we're breathing new life into this classic tale of suburban terror. And in this podcast - you're right there with me, in the room LIVE with Chris, Bill, Mark, Rosario and the whole Fright Night family. They delivered a performance so damn good, it was almost as frightening as the vampires themselves.

In Act I, we set the stage. We introduce you to Charley Brewster, your average American teenager with an above-average problem - his next-door neighbor might just be a bloodsucking fiend. It's a delicate balance, between the mundane and the monstrous. We start with the ordinary - high school, homework, hormone-driven makeout sessions - and slowly, insidiously, let the extraordinary creep in.

It plays on our deepest fears. Not just of vampires, but of not being believed, of being alone in the face of unspeakable evil. It's Stephen King's Loser's Club meets Rear Window, with a dash of hormonal teenage angst thrown in for good measure.

As you listen, pay attention to the little details - the way the tension builds, the way disbelief slowly gives way to dawning horror. Listen for the chemistry between our cast, both old and new. It's like lightning in a bottle, folks, and we've managed to capture it again after all these years, just for your ears; electrifying your mind with a masterful soundtrack designed just for you, just for this story!

We share laughter, stories, and outtakes - it's like your ear is pressed to the studio door, eavesdropping on icons reanimating an iconic story - my iconic story, at that. As Stephen King might say, we're not just telling a story, we're opening a vein and letting it bleed all over the microphone. So come on in, the bite's fine.

Buckle up, turn out the lights, grab your earbuds because when that sun goes down and Jerry Dandrige bares his fangs, you're in for one hell of a ride. Welcome back to Fright Night, for real!

Tom

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Fright Night 40th Anniversary Original Cast TABLE READ - Trailer Jun 19, 2024

Hi, there, Tom Holland here….

Welcoming you to Fright Night: A Groundbreaking Reunion

I’m thrilled to unveil something truly special and innovative in the worlds of Podcast and Horror. This exclusive trailer gives you a taste of what makes our Fright Night project so unique.

For the first time, we’ve brought together the original cast of an iconic masterpiece, reuniting friends and creators in a way that celebrates both the past and the future. This is more than just a reunion—it's a celebration of a beloved work, enhanced by the contributions of esteemed community members who elevate the experience even further!

Our team has pushed the boundaries of what a podcast can be. We've assembled a world-class production crew, including Grammy-winning recording engineers, Oscar and Emmy-winning voice talent, and Awarded sound teams. The result is a podcast experience crafted to the highest standards. Manifest Media has captivated audiences, consistently ranking in the top 10 for the past year!

I’m confident that this new recording with the original cast will delight you (our loyal listeners) and attract a new audience eager to experience the magic of Fright Night.

So, as you experience this trailer, get ready to embark on a journey like no other. This is Fright Night, reimagined and elevated for today's audience. Thank you for joining us on this adventure.

Enjoy the show.

Tom

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When Wendy Grew Up - Writers Room Jun 12, 2024

Jenna St. John is a screenwriter to watch, and her latest script, "When Wendy Grew Up," is a testament to her talent and unique perspective. Born in Seoul, South Korea, and raised in both Korea and the United States, Jenna brings a diverse background to her writing. She fearlessly pursued her passions, transitioning from computer science to English and creative writing, and even spent time as a ballet dancer before an injury led her to focus on screenwriting full-time.

Jenna's journey is a reminder that following your heart and embracing change can lead to incredible opportunities. In "When Wendy Grew Up," she reimagines the classic Peter Pan story, delving into the complexities of growing up, family dynamics, and the search for meaning in an ever-changing world. With its blend of timeless themes and contemporary social commentary, the script promises to resonate with audiences of all ages.

As a writer, Jenna has a knack for creating authentic, relatable characters and crafting stories that both entertain and inspire. Her goal is to write female-led YA features and TV shows, and if "When Wendy Grew Up" is any indication, she's well on her way to making a significant impact in the industry.

Join us for an exclusive interview with Jenna St. John as we discuss her creative process, the inspiration behind "When Wendy Grew Up," and her journey as a screenwriter. Don't miss this opportunity to get to know a rising star in the world of storytelling.

When Wendy Grew Up - Act 3 Jun 04, 2024

When Wendy Grew Up" - Act 3

Strap in, folks, because the third act of "When Wendy Grew Up" is one hell of a ride. Wendy and the gang are in the thick of it now, facing off against the nefarious Captain Hook and his band of scurvy pirates. But this ain't your grandma's Peter Pan tale - there's action, adventure, and more twists than a pretzel factory on overtime.

Michael steps up to the plate, proving he's got the chops to be a real Lost Boy. And just when you think all hope is lost, a certain fairy brings reinforcements that'll have you pumping your fist and cheering from the sidelines.

But it's not all swashbuckling and pixie dust - this final act packs an emotional punch that'll hit you right in the feels. Wendy's forced to make some tough choices about growing up and leaving Neverland behind. It's a bittersweet conclusion that'll have you reaching for the tissues and contemplating your own journey from childhood to adulthood.

So buckle up, buttercup, and get ready for a thrilling conclusion to this fresh take on a timeless classic. Will Wendy and the Lost Boys save the day? Will Hook get his comeuppance? And will Neverland ever be the same again? Tune in to find out - you won't want to miss a single minute of this high-flying finale.

"When Wendy Grew Up" presents a bold reimagining of the classic Peter Pan tale, exploring the universal themes of growing up, family, and the search for meaning in a rapidly changing world. Drawing inspiration from the incisive social commentary to the deep love of storytelling, this screenplay offers a fresh perspective on a timeless story.

Set against the backdrop of Edwardian London and a Neverland that has undergone significant changes, "When Wendy Grew Up" follows Wendy Darling as she navigates the challenges and uncertainties of adolescence. As Wendy embarks on a quest that will test her in ways she never imagined, she must confront difficult questions about the nature of adulthood, the power of belief, and the enduring magic of stories.

Through a seamless blend of classic elements and contemporary themes, "When Wendy Grew Up" offers a thought-provoking exploration of what it means to grow up in a world that often seems to have lost its sense of wonder. With its rich characters, emotional depth, and timely social commentary, this screenplay promises to resonate with audiences of all ages, reminding us of the transformative power of storytelling and the importance of holding onto the magic within us all.

When Wendy Grew Up - Act 2 May 29, 2024

In Act Two of "When Wendy Grew Up", Wendy and Michael arrive in Neverland to find it a changed place, ravaged by Hook and his pirates in Peter's absence. They encounter a hardened Tiger Lily bent on revenge, and team up with her and the lone lost boy Curly to search for Peter Pan, who they believe can save Neverland.

But the Neverland they find is a far cry from the magical escape Wendy remembers. Danger lurks around every corner as they navigate the island's new threats. Traps are set, alliances tested, and secrets emerge about what happened to Peter and why he disappeared.

As they get closer to the truth, Wendy begins to question whether the Peter Pan she seeks is the same one from her childhood stories. The magic of Neverland collides with the realities of growing up, leaving Wendy caught between innocent faith and harsh truths. Old friends become adversaries and enemies reveal hidden hearts as the rescuers soon find themselves in need of rescuing.

"When Wendy Grew Up" presents a bold reimagining of the classic Peter Pan tale, exploring the universal themes of growing up, family, and the search for meaning in a rapidly changing world. Drawing inspiration from the incisive social commentary to the deep love of storytelling, this screenplay offers a fresh perspective on a timeless story.

Set against the backdrop of Edwardian London and a Neverland that has undergone significant changes, "When Wendy Grew Up" follows Wendy Darling as she navigates the challenges and uncertainties of adolescence. As Wendy embarks on a quest that will test her in ways she never imagined, she must confront difficult questions about the nature of adulthood, the power of belief, and the enduring magic of stories.

Through a seamless blend of classic elements and contemporary themes, "When Wendy Grew Up" offers a thought-provoking exploration of what it means to grow up in a world that often seems to have lost its sense of wonder. With its rich characters, emotional depth, and timely social commentary, this screenplay promises to resonate with audiences of all ages, reminding us of the transformative power of storytelling and the importance of holding onto the magic within us all.

When Wendy Grew Up - Act 1 May 21, 2024

Act 1

"When Wendy Grew Up" opens on the cusp of change, as 16-year-old Wendy Darling navigates the complexities of growing up in Edwardian London. The return of a familiar figure from her past, Peter Pan, sets in motion a chain of events that challenges Wendy's perceptions of childhood, adulthood, and the magical world of Neverland.

As Wendy grapples with the expectations placed upon her by society and family, she finds herself torn between the lure of escape and the responsibilities of the real world. The introduction of a pressing family issue further complicates Wendy's decision, forcing her to confront the harsh realities that often accompany the transition into adulthood.

With a cast of colorful characters, both old and new, Act 1 sets the stage for a journey that promises to test the limits of Wendy's courage, loyalty, and belief in the power of storytelling. As Wendy sets forth on a quest that will take her far beyond the confines of her London home, she begins to question the very nature of growing up and the sacrifices that come with it.

"When Wendy Grew Up" presents a bold reimagining of the classic Peter Pan tale, exploring the universal themes of growing up, family, and the search for meaning in a rapidly changing world. Drawing inspiration from the incisive social commentary to the deep love of storytelling, this screenplay offers a fresh perspective on a timeless story.

Set against the backdrop of Edwardian London and a Neverland that has undergone significant changes, "When Wendy Grew Up" follows Wendy Darling as she navigates the challenges and uncertainties of adolescence. As Wendy embarks on a quest that will test her in ways she never imagined, she must confront difficult questions about the nature of adulthood, the power of belief, and the enduring magic of stories.

Through a seamless blend of classic elements and contemporary themes, "When Wendy Grew Up" offers a thought-provoking exploration of what it means to grow up in a world that often seems to have lost its sense of wonder. With its rich characters, emotional depth, and timely social commentary, this screenplay promises to resonate with audiences of all ages, reminding us of the transformative power of storytelling and the importance of holding onto the magic within us all.

DreamWorld - Act 4 May 07, 2024

In Dreamworld's gripping finale, our story reaches its conclusion with the epic battle between the Redeemers and The Sleeper's army, both vying for control of the all-powerful golden egg. As the conflict unfolds, the fate of Earth and Dreamworld hangs in the balance. Will both realms be restored? And if so, will Cassidy find his way back home to his family?

About DreamWorld

"Dreamworld" transports us to a place far beyond imagination, where the fanciful inhabitants of bedtime stories roam free behind magic barriers. But when grief-stricken Cassidy arrives via Father Time’s whims, he discovers this wonderland in peril. The villainous Sleeper has shaken Dreamworld from its slumber after the untimely death of Princess Marigold, imposing a cruel new order devoid of “happily ever after.”

Yet rebel Jack and his motley crew of fairy tale renegades still fight to restore their realm’s happily-ever-afters. These valiant “Redeemers” - Red Riding Hood’s feisty granddaughter Scarlett, lovesick ex-pirate Bluebeard, towering gentle giant Mastodon - join Cassidy on his time-twisting quest. Fantasy and reality collide as enemies become allies, innocence turns to experience, and make-believe becomes life or death.

Layering postmodern wit atop old world sublimity, “Dreamworld” casts ageless characters in a newly complex light. The big bad wolf howls with regret, Cinderella asserts her dignity under oppression, and the skin-deep hero discovers his commanding heart. By making fantasy painfully real, the creator renews its power to inspire hope.

Sword fights and sorcery abound on this spirited cinematic adventure, clearly crafted with epic spectacle in mind. Yet swashbuckling showmanship belies sensitivity. When forces of evil shatter to reveal frightened souls, when a sound heart guides a wayward giant home, “Dreamworld” transcends sensation to find timeless truth. We all must wake up and battle dragons, but castles await those brave enough to dream.

DreamWorld - Act 3 Apr 16, 2024

Part 3:

Scarlet, Mastodon, and Wolf encounter the legendary Shepherd, who guides them on their search in the Enchanted Forest for the mysterious witch Baba Yaga. Jack's plan to steal the golden egg backfires, leading to an unexpected setback. And the Sleeper finally awakens to discover the secret location of Camelot.

About DreamWorld

"Dreamworld" transports us to a place far beyond imagination, where the fanciful inhabitants of bedtime stories roam free behind magic barriers. But when grief-stricken Cassidy arrives via Father Time’s whims, he discovers this wonderland in peril. The villainous Sleeper has shaken Dreamworld from its slumber after the untimely death of Princess Marigold, imposing a cruel new order devoid of “happily ever after.”

Yet rebel Jack and his motley crew of fairy tale renegades still fight to restore their realm’s happily-ever-afters. These valiant “Redeemers” - Red Riding Hood’s feisty granddaughter Scarlett, lovesick ex-pirate Bluebeard, towering gentle giant Mastodon - join Cassidy on his time-twisting quest. Fantasy and reality collide as enemies become allies, innocence turns to experience, and make-believe becomes life or death.

Layering postmodern wit atop old world sublimity, “Dreamworld” casts ageless characters in a newly complex light. The big bad wolf howls with regret, Cinderella asserts her dignity under oppression, and the skin-deep hero discovers his commanding heart. By making fantasy painfully real, the creator renews its power to inspire hope.

Sword fights and sorcery abound on this spirited cinematic adventure, clearly crafted with epic spectacle in mind. Yet swashbuckling showmanship belies sensitivity. When forces of evil shatter to reveal frightened souls, when a sound heart guides a wayward giant home, “Dreamworld” transcends sensation to find timeless truth. We all must wake up and battle dragons, but castles await those brave enough to dream.

DreamWorld - Writers Room Apr 09, 2024

Join Executive Producer Shaan Sharma ("The Chosen) as he engages in a captivating dialogue with acclaimed Screenwriter Sonny Postiglione ("Vampire Diaries" & "Bloodline.)" Together, they delve into the intricate art of storytelling, dissecting characters, narrative arcs, and the subtle nuances of human observation. This isn't just another podcast; it's a riveting exploration into the heart of creativity and Hollywood craftsmanship. If you have a passion for the magic of the table read, the intricacies of writing, or simply crave an insider's perspective on the world of fiction, this episode is an absolute must-listen. Prepare to be enthralled as Sonny, a true master of his craft, shares his invaluable insights and experiences with warmth, wit, and an unparalleled depth of knowledge.

Oh, and fear not the looming specter of spoilers! Rest assured, we'll be treating you to tantalizing clips from episode #1, ensuring that your journey through our conversation remains an unspoiled delight. Be sure to mark your calendars for the unveiling of episode 3 of "Dream World" next Tuesday, where the magic continues to unfold!

About DreamWorld

"Dreamworld" transports us to a place far beyond imagination, where the fanciful inhabitants of bedtime stories roam free behind magic barriers. But when grief-stricken Cassidy arrives via Father Time’s whims, he discovers this wonderland in peril. The villainous Sleeper has shaken Dreamworld from its slumber after the untimely death of Princess Marigold, imposing a cruel new order devoid of “happily ever after.”

Yet rebel Jack and his motley crew of fairy tale renegades still fight to restore their realm’s happily-ever-afters. These valiant “Redeemers” - Red Riding Hood’s feisty granddaughter Scarlett, lovesick ex-pirate Bluebeard, towering gentle giant Mastodon - join Cassidy on his time-twisting quest. Fantasy and reality collide as enemies become allies, innocence turns to experience, and make-believe becomes life or death.

Layering postmodern wit atop old-world sublimity, “Dreamworld” casts ageless characters in a newly complex light. The big bad wolf howls with regret, Cinderella asserts her dignity under oppression, and the skin-deep hero discovers his commanding heart. By making fantasy painfully real, the creator renews its power to inspire hope.

Sword fights and sorcery abound on this spirited cinematic adventure, clearly crafted with epic spectacle in mind. Yet swashbuckling showmanship belies sensitivity. When forces of evil shatter to reveal frightened souls, when a sound heart guides a wayward giant home, “Dreamworld” transcends sensation to find timeless truth. We all must wake up and battle dragons, but castles await those brave enough to dream.

DreamWorld Act 2 Apr 02, 2024

Part 2:

Cassidy and the Redeemers arrive at their hidden base, Camelot, where they introduce him to Mother, their wise and mysterious leader. Skeptical of Cassidy's claims, Mother puts him to the test using Pinocchio's lie-detecting abilities. Convinced of his sincerity, Mother reveals that they need the powerful Golden Egg to send Cassidy back in time to restore the original Dreamworld. Jack and Cassidy embark on a daring mission to steal the egg from the Sleeper's heavily guarded fortress, while Scarlet, Mastodon, and Wolf set out to find the legendary Shepherd, a blind guide who can lead them through the perilous Enchanted Forest to Baba Yaga, a witch capable of harnessing the egg's power. As the two groups face dangerous obstacles and encounter familiar fairy tale characters, the villainous Ice Princess, daughter of the Sleeper, discovers Camelot's location and launches a devastating attack, leaving the Redeemers' home in ruins and their future uncertain.

About DreamWorld

"Dreamworld" transports us to a place far beyond imagination, where the fanciful inhabitants of bedtime stories roam free behind magic barriers. But when grief-stricken Cassidy arrives via Father Time’s whims, he discovers this wonderland in peril. The villainous Sleeper has shaken Dreamworld from its slumber after the untimely death of Princess Marigold, imposing a cruel new order devoid of “happily ever after.”

Yet rebel Jack and his motley crew of fairy tale renegades still fight to restore their realm’s happily-ever-afters. These valiant “Redeemers” - Red Riding Hood’s feisty granddaughter Scarlett, lovesick ex-pirate Bluebeard, towering gentle giant Mastodon - join Cassidy on his time-twisting quest. Fantasy and reality collide as enemies become allies, innocence turns to experience, and make-believe becomes life or death.

Layering postmodern wit atop old world sublimity, “Dreamworld” casts ageless characters in a newly complex light. The big bad wolf howls with regret, Cinderella asserts her dignity under oppression, and the skin-deep hero discovers his commanding heart. By making fantasy painfully real, the creator renews its power to inspire hope.

Sword fights and sorcery abound on this spirited cinematic adventure, clearly crafted with epic spectacle in mind. Yet swashbuckling showmanship belies sensitivity. When forces of evil shatter to reveal frightened souls, when a sound heart guides a wayward giant home, “Dreamworld” transcends sensation to find timeless truth. We all must wake up and battle dragons, but castles await those brave enough to dream.

DreamWorld Act 1 Mar 26, 2024

Part 1

Cassidy Cartwright is the last survivor of Earth after a tragic event merged our planet with another - Dreamworld, a realm of living fairy tales and nursery rhymes. Thrust into the New Dreamworld, Cassidy meets the mysterious Jack and his outlaw team of Redeemers in the hopes they’ll help him restore their two worlds back to normal and save his children. Despite their initial doubts, the Redeemers agree to bring Cassidy to Camelot, their secret headquarters, to meet their enigmatic leader, the rebel leader known only as “Mother.”

About DreamWorld

"Dreamworld" transports us to a place far beyond imagination, where the fanciful inhabitants of bedtime stories roam free behind magic barriers. But when grief-stricken Cassidy arrives via Father Time’s whims, he discovers this wonderland in peril. The villainous Sleeper has shaken Dreamworld from its slumber after the untimely death of Princess Marigold, imposing a cruel new order devoid of “happily ever after.”

Yet rebel Jack and his motley crew of fairy tale renegades still fight to restore their realm’s happily-ever-afters. These valiant “Redeemers” - Red Riding Hood’s feisty granddaughter Scarlett, lovesick ex-pirate Bluebeard, towering gentle giant Mastodon - join Cassidy on his time-twisting quest. Fantasy and reality collide as enemies become allies, innocence turns to experience, and make-believe becomes life or death.

Layering postmodern wit atop old world sublimity, “Dreamworld” casts ageless characters in a newly complex light. The big bad wolf howls with regret, Cinderella asserts her dignity under oppression, and the skin-deep hero discovers his commanding heart. By making fantasy painfully real, the creator renews its power to inspire hope.

Sword fights and sorcery abound on this spirited cinematic adventure, clearly crafted with epic spectacle in mind. Yet swashbuckling showmanship belies sensitivity. When forces of evil shatter to reveal frightened souls, when a sound heart guides a wayward giant home, “Dreamworld” transcends sensation to find timeless truth. We all must wake up and battle dragons, but castles await those brave enough to dream.

DreamWorld - Season II Trailer 1 Feb 29, 2024

This is a magical tale of what happens when parallel fairy tale universes collide into one Realm. Expect the unexpected as familiar stories and characters converge, sometimes for better and sometimes for worse. Join us on this journey into the multiverse of beloved bedtime classics.

We open on an epic battle between forces of light and dark magic. Leading the charge is none other than Jack, hero of Jack and the Beanstalk, alongside other reimagined fairy tale icons like the werewolf Little Red Riding Hood and the giant Mastodon. Their mission? To restore balance and order to this chaotic realm by turning back time and undoing a tragedy that fused these worlds together.

But the dark sorcerer known as the Sleeper and his daughter, the aptly named Ice Princess, will stop at nothing to prevent our heroes from succeeding and preserving their twisted empire. Aiding Jack's crusade is a stranger named Cassidy with knowledge of how things should be. However, even he is unsure of critical details needed to make things right.

With dazzling action sequences and unpredictable twists on age-old tales, this podcast transports listeners young and old to the magical multiverse through vivid performances by top voice talent. Who will emerge victorious in the battle for the fairy tale realms? The answer lies in a mysterious tome known only as…Dreamworld."

12 Steps of Christmas - Act 3 Dec 24, 2023

12 STEPS OF CHRISTMAS — a filthy Christmas comedy. When a rebellious kid is denied his dream Christmas present by his mom, he goes to his estranged alcoholic father (who lies about being sober) with an idea: adapt the 12-step program to teach me how to not be you.

Act 3 - Jake runs to the embodiment of Christmas perfection: Grandma. Ashley confronts Carl about spending time with their now-missing son as they combine to search for him. Climactic confrontations will see: Jake deciding between his idealized Grandma or his fucked-up normal life; P.O. Jordan deciding between judgment or redemption for Carl; and Carl deciding between saving himself or—if he’s finally able—putting his family first.

Pitch – When 13-year-old Jake’s fed-up mother tells him he won’t get the cell phone he absolutely NEEDS this Christmas, he goes to the only other person who ever pissed her off as much as he seems to: his estranged alcoholic father, Carl. Jake’s plea: adapt the 12 Step program to teach me how to not be you.

Will Jake find out that Carl’s sobriety is secretly a bunch of humbug?Can this fuck-up father teach this fuck-up son how to be less of a fuck-up—all in time for Christmas?

Join two of the least qualified people in the world as they stumble into lessons of empathy and personal responsibility—and believing in the motherfuckin’ spirit of Christmas.

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12 Steps of Christmas - Act 2 Dec 19, 2023

12 STEPS OF CHRISTMAS — a filthy Christmas comedy. When a rebellious kid is denied his dream Christmas present by his mom, he goes to his estranged alcoholic father (who lies about being sober) with an idea: adapt the 12-step program to teach me how to not be you.

Act 2 - Continuing... Jake’s “rehab” with an amended 12-step list, Carl drags his son to a Mexican A.A. meeting. Unexpected revelations lead to a reckoning and new goals for each: Carl drink-y no mas and Jake giving his mom Ashley “one nice day.”

When Jake’s next Step, “Believe in the motherfuckin’ Spirit of Christmas,” instead leads to the destruction of trust, reputation, and public property, Jake finds himself fighting with both parents—and on the run.

Pitch – When 13-year-old Jake’s fed-up mother tells him he won’t get the cell phone he absolutely NEEDS this Christmas, he goes to the only other person who ever pissed her off as much as he seems to: his estranged alcoholic father, Carl. Jake’s plea: adapt the 12 Step program to teach me how to not be you.

Will Jake find out that Carl’s sobriety is secretly a bunch of humbug?Can this fuck-up father teach this fuck-up son how to be less of a fuck-up—all in time for Christmas?

Join two of the least qualified people in the world as they stumble into lessons of empathy and personal responsibility—and believing in the motherfuckin’ spirit of Christmas.

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12 Steps of Christmas - Act 1 Dec 12, 2023

12 STEPS OF CHRISTMAS — a filthy Christmas comedy. When a rebellious kid is denied his dream Christmas present by his mom, he goes to his estranged alcoholic father (who lies about being sober) with an idea: adapt the 12-step program to teach me how to not be you.

Act 1 - When 13-year-old Jake’s fed-up mother tells him he won’t get the cell phone he absolutely NEEDS this Christmas, he goes to the only other person who ever pissed her off as much as he seems to: his estranged alcoholic father, Carl. Jake’s plea: adapt the 12-step program to teach me how to not be you.

We see Carl’s life doesn’t represent the change Jake is probably hoping for. We meet Carl’s parole officer, Jordan, via voicemail as Carl navigates clear artifacts of an alcoholic life.

Jake and Carl begin their mission with Step 9—but Jake’s attempts to make amends leave him battered and bloodied. Will he decide to keep going? Can this fuck-up father teach this fuck-up son how to be less of a fuck-up—all in time for Christmas?

Pitch – When 13-year-old Jake’s fed-up mother tells him he won’t get the cell phone he absolutely NEEDS this Christmas, he goes to the only other person who ever pissed her off as much as he seems to: his estranged alcoholic father, Carl. Jake’s plea: adapt the 12 Step program to teach me how to not be you.

Will Jake find out that Carl’s sobriety is secretly a bunch of humbug?Can this fuck-up father teach this fuck-up son how to be less of a fuck-up—all in time for Christmas?

Join two of the least qualified people in the world as they stumble into lessons of empathy and personal responsibility—and believing in the motherfuckin’ spirit of Christmas.

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12 STEPS OF CHRISTMAS - TRAILER Dec 01, 2023

Buckle the hell up for this ho-ho-hopeless father-son Christmas trainwreck podcast comedy. When raging brat Jake can't score the new Phone he wants, he turns to his deadbeat boozehound dad Carl for help. Claiming AA miracle cures (yeah effing right), Carl promises a 12-step program to make Jake less of an a-hole. Dysfunction delivered like a mutha over the 12 Days of Sh*tstmas, ya hear me?! We talkin' cousins brawlin' over Baby Jeezy's crib, kidnapped kids, investment scams promising "free boats" lmao. But through every electrocution, graphic testimony, and prison stint...could the real Christmas miracle be this wasteoid dad and screechin' banshee kid finding their family spirit? Pfffft you better believe things get lit AF by the final step (felony charges notwithstanding obvi). Heartwarming AF meets raunch-fest galore in this ho-ho-holiday honey, ya dig? Snoop hands joint Now pass that shiz and get ready to laugh your mistletoe off!

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Landlord - Act 3 Nov 30, 2023

ACT 3: In the grueling final act, Mika and David team up with Mrs. White to take down Johannes and escape the nightmare of Oakcreek Village. The result is a bloody showdown that can't be missed.

Listener beware: LANDLORD will suck you in!

Featuring the voices of Cynthia Rodriguez, Alan Rosenberg, Karen Austin, Darin Toonder, Nikhil Prakash, David Air, Sydney Schafer, Wendy Shapero. Narrated by Jack Daniel.

Legendary master of horror, Tom Holland (Child’s Play, Fright Night, Thinner), guest stars and directs.

Additional score by horror icon Harry Manfredini (Friday the 13th, Wishmaster).

Screenplay written by Dominque Mouton.

LANDLORD

"Following a traumatic incident, a couple moves into a charming bungalow, but they soon realize that their obsessive new landlord isn't just a greedy opportunist but a bloodthirsty leech feeding on their very lives.."

A nod to 80s and 90s horror, inspired by folks like Sam Raimi and Stephen King, with a hint of Grindhouse fun.

* 👻 Calling all horror aficionados! 🎬 Join us in Tom Holland's Terror Time – the ultimate virtual haunt for everything spine-chilling! 🌌 Dive into a world curated by the genius behind "Child's Play," "Fright Night," "Thinner," and more! 💀 Explore a marketplace teeming with horror treasures that'll send shivers down your spine! Visit now and get ready for a pulse-pounding journey into the macabre! 🌟

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Landlord - Act 2 / Part 2 Nov 21, 2023

ACT 2 / PART 2: After surviving a gruesome attack by a monstrous leech creature, Ava goes into shock as Brandon remains missing. David's failed gamble on BroCoin turns both his life and Mika's upside down. Things go further downhill when Mrs. White reveals the revolting truth about Johannes and his origins. With two babies on the way, will Mika and David manage to avoid becoming Johannes' next victims?

Listener beware: LANDLORD will suck you in!

Featuring the voices of Cynthia Rodriguez, Alan Rosenberg, Karen Austin, Darin Toonder, Nikhil Prakash, David Air, Sydney Schafer, Wendy Shapero. Narrated by Jack Daniel.

Legendary master of horror, Tom Holland (Child’s Play, Fright Night, Thinner), guest stars and directs.

Additional score by horror icon Harry Manfredini (Friday the 13th, Wishmaster).

Screenplay written by Dominque Mouton.

* 👻 Calling all horror aficionados! 🎬 Join us in Tom Holland's Terror Time – the ultimate virtual haunt for everything spine-chilling! 🌌 Dive into a world curated by the genius behind "Child's Play," "Fright Night," "Thinner," and more! 💀 Explore a marketplace teeming with horror treasures that'll send shivers down your spine! Visit now and get ready for a pulse-pounding journey into the macabre! 🌟

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Landlord - Act 2 / Part 1 Nov 10, 2023

ACT 2 / PART 1: Despite their deteriorating relationship with Johannes, Mika and David share some good news with friends. However, things take a dark turn when Johannes shows up and causes a scene. Later on, his true monstrous form is revealed. Who will survive the night?

Listener beware: LANDLORD will suck you in!

Featuring the voices of Cynthia Rodriguez, Alan Rosenberg, Karen Austin, Darin Toonder, Nikhil Prakash, David Air, Sydney Schafer, Wendy Shapero. Narrated by Jack Daniel.

Legendary master of horror, Tom Holland (Child’s Play, Fright Night, Thinner), guest stars and directs.

Score by horror icon Harry Manfredini (Friday the 13th, Wishmaster).

Screenplay written by Dominque Mouton.

LANDLORD

"Following a traumatic incident, a couple moves into a charming bungalow, but they soon realize that their obsessive new landlord isn't just a greedy opportunist but a bloodthirsty leech feeding on their very lives.."

A nod to 80s and 90s horror, inspired by folks like Sam Raimi and Stephen King, with a hint of Grindhouse fun.

* 👻 Calling all horror aficionados! 🎬 Join us in Tom Holland's Terror Time – the ultimate virtual haunt for everything spine-chilling! 🌌 Dive into a world curated by the genius behind "Child's Play," "Fright Night," "Thinner," and more! 💀 Explore a marketplace teeming with horror treasures that'll send shivers down your spine! Visit now and get ready for a pulse-pounding journey into the macabre! 🌟

https://terrortime.shop/

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Landlord - Act 1 Oct 31, 2023

ACT 1: Feeling unsafe in San Francisco and hoping to start a family, Mika and David move to the small town of Oakcreek Village. Unfortunately, their sleazy new landlord, Johannes, seems to have ulterior motives. In Act 1, strange and terrifying events plague Mika and David, culminating in a vile dinner party from hell.

Listener beware: LANDLORD will suck you in!

Featuring the voices of Cynthia Rodriguez, Alan Rosenberg, Karen Austin, Darin Toonder, Nikhil Prakash, David Air, Sydney Schafer, and Wendy Shapero. Narrated by Jack Daniel.

Legendary master of horror, Tom Holland (Child’s Play, Fright Night, Thinner), guest stars and directs alongside our core team!

Score contributions by horror icon Harry Manfredini (Friday the 13th, Wishmaster).

Screenplay written by Dominique Mouton (THE LOWER BOTTOMS).

LANDLORD

"Following a traumatic incident, a couple moves into a charming bungalow, but they soon realize that their obsessive new landlord isn't just a greedy opportunist but a bloodthirsty leech feeding on their very lives.."

A nod to 80s and 90s horror, inspired by folks like Sam Raimi and Stephen King, with a hint of Grindhouse fun.

* 👻 Calling all horror aficionados! 🎬 Join us in Tom Holland's Terror Time – the ultimate virtual haunt for everything spine-chilling! 🌌 Dive into a world curated by the genius behind "Child's Play," "Fright Night," "Thinner," and more! 💀 Explore a marketplace teeming with horror treasures that'll send shivers down your spine! Visit now and get ready for a pulse-pounding journey into the macabre! 🌟

https://terrortime.shop/

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PV and Franny - After Show Oct 25, 2023

We sit down with writers producers, and the cast for a conversation about PV & Franny.

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At a school where no one knows who's inside the football team's bulldog mascot costume, where a game of hide-and-seek has been going on for the better part of a week, where Dale Wilson, the world's nicest bully, desperately wishes kids would stop giving him their lunch money, two wayward fifteen-year-olds are about to start a band.

PV & Franny is a stylized and occasionally surreal 30-minute single-cam comedy about young love, growing up weird, and making music. It follows PV, a confident, take-no-prisoners punk rocker in training, and Franny, a sensitive and taciturn singer-songwriter type, as they navigate falling in and out of love, artistic collaboration, and the perennial difficulty of tuning a B string. It's Sing Street meets The Other Two, with a healthy dose of cult classic The Adventures of Pete & Pete for good measure.

Written by the talented Tommy Wallach, and narrated by Ty Burrell, Fred Armisen and other notable names, the two-part series tells the story of two young souls who cross paths in school. Franny is immediately impressed by PV's musical talents, but their connection takes an unexpected turn when PV seeks Franny's help to solve a personal dilemma. Tune in to discover the heartwarming dynamics of friendship, intimacy, and the complexities of young love.

In addition to Burrell and Armisen, the star-studded cast includes Liam Richardson, Kensington Tallman, Rahm Braslaw, O’neill Monahan, Samantha Morelos, Eileen Fogarty, and Ruben Ray each adding their unique flair to the narrative.

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