Straight Garbage Podcast

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I piss my own bed, thank you. Oct 19, 2022

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Robert and the dog turd in a hotel waffle iron fantasy! Pissing in the bed? C'mon, I'm a grown man, enough of this shit! High-capacity magazine bans vs single shot rifles? Cheating in a fishing tournament, how to piss off the world.

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You got a bully boner!! Oct 12, 2022

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Do you go to PTA meetings? Power Throaters Anonymous. Heffani, the baby gobbler! I always extort my friends, it's just what I do! You can use breast milk and vinegar to make mozzarella cheese, or momzzarella! Do you think those automatic flush urinals have a camera in them and they are keeping a dick pic database?

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Were you shame eating this morning? Oct 05, 2022

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Procrastination is always a backfire! Is watching porn with girl with shaved heads a cancer patient fetish? Are Zebra's nuts striped? Robert wants to inject paintballs with fart spray and shoot people with them! Little dick porn, I should get into this! I'm not going to be the best blowjob I've ever had... Thats why I always burn my DNA! Negligent discharges are amazing!

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The Coach just hit his reset button! Sep 28, 2022

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Cory is raising a spider on his back porch? Jay gets surprised by a snake in the bathroom, or insanely jealous of the size difference... Cory claims his family was the original Smith & Wesson. Do leaf blowers go in reverse, want to use it as a penis pump! Chess grandmaster uses vibrating butt plug to win a game of chess? Mountain in Oregon named Mount Swastika after a farmer branded all his cows with one!

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The Amazon sexual position?? Sep 21, 2022

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Robert wants to learn yoga so he can lick his cat like a butthole. Ever throw up from the smell of a dumpster? Would you let someone watch you have sex with his wife? Would you let someone film you having sex with your wife for 100k? Josh wishes he could be rich so he could punish a co-worker who is a boat captain with an all-gay male boat trip. Just think about it, what if you jerked four dudes off per month... Butt sex is a form of payment on restitution?

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Squid that tastes like a bike tire! Sep 14, 2022

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Trading working a Saturday for painting dicks on a gun? Robert's 45-minute shit, with a break to get more beer and an electricity globe! Cotton Schwab or cotton swab? Robert gives a kid a bath, hands him a bar of soap, do the thing but don't get soap in your eye, kid immediately rubs soap in his eyes...

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Fear boner, bro! Sep 07, 2022

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What if you only ate corn for a week straight? Thats how they make corn on the cob! Cory driving around on his week off showing off his new bumpers lands Mitch in the hot seat for doosh of the week! I wanna be Thor, my hammer would be a dildo, that I would beat people with... Would you rather be a hermaphrodite, or have your balls on top of your wiener? Josh makes Cory wonder if he is his real dad... Robert is a magnet for retarded people. Conspiracy theories and government bull larky!

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Skinny dipping by yourself? Aug 31, 2022

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People that take a dump in Walmart, Robert plans to put a pot under the cart, then sit in the cart and take a poop while getting pushed around. Have you ever seen a glory hole? Robert poops all over a restroom at a campground, ruins everyone's stay! Getting so drunk you pee all over everything, then not realizing why his friends get so mad when he pees on them! Repeating the how to build a sex room show on Netflix! Straight Garbage coffee, ran through the truck, then served to you!

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Where did the 94th cucumber go? Aug 24, 2022

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Retarder, a word used to describe a part on a truck, the driver of the truck, and the mechanic of the truck! When your friend's cologne makes them smell like pickles? Lighting dumpsters on fire because they are too full to dump! Robert got forced to watch making a sex room on Netflix, might be stuck making a sex room in his bathroom. Sprinkling instant mashed potatoes in someone's yard, so when it rains their yard is full of mashed potatoes?

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