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Well THAT Just Happened. s5. episode 11. Nov 09, 2024

Hello, listener. This is the newest episode of the STAY F. HOMEKINS podcast, free to all subscribers.

Thank you for being with us and being a part of our Weekend Water community. We appreciate you. In this episode, Paul whispers he is tired, Janie spoils THE SUBSTANCE (from about minute 50 for a little over 20 minutes), and, together, the couple try to make sense of this strange moment in America’s journey.

Should we all double down on comfort seeking? This is part of our discussion on coping strategies and mental health bolstering. No matter what, we are super unhinged in this one, because we’re in unchartered emotional territory.

Stay sane, y’all. That is our strategy (after getting a little crazy on the pod, of course.)

Be kind,

Janie & PFT

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Watch-along: The Wailing (2016) *bonus content* Oct 24, 2024

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Thank you for watching Halloween style movies with us, The Homekins, in October the Year of Our Lord 2024! We’re having such a hoot watching and reacting to the scary horror boo scream movies with all a y’all!

It’s the HOMEKINS October watch-along-a-palooza! Treat yourself to a PAID sub to unlock this and ALL vintage …

Watch-along: The Thing (1982) *bonus content* Oct 17, 2024

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Sci-Fi scary awaits…

This October watch-along was quite the fun one! You can imagine how scary an all-male cast is IN ADDITION to slimy looking creatures!

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Paul had seen and loved this one, but this is my first go-round with this film. Sync up the audio track of us watching John Carpenter’s…

Intourney. s5. episode 10. Oct 12, 2024

It’s the October FREE episode of the STAY F. HOMEKINS podcast! Thank you for listening and hope you are enjoying our humble content offerings, in a world of a lot of pods and stacks!

In this episode, the talk turns to democracy and self esteem. And, no, the two aren’t related, OR ARE THEY? Paul gets passionate about our platypus, Janie gets enraged about traitors (not the show) and together, the duo work out their anxiety in their most meandering dinner conversation YET!

Sound off in the comment section below. It’s been a challenging time to dial into the mental health channels, but I know we all can do it with focus and care.

GO VOTE!! FOR KAMALA!!!

Hugs,

Janie & (PFT!)

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Watch-along: Salem's Lot (2024) *bonus content* Oct 10, 2024

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It’s giving upgrade…

Folks, is it a Thursday in October at the Weekend Water substack? IT IS? Then, you know what that means!

Where’re our Watch-Along-Freaks at???

Janie & Paul drop their second scary movie watch-along in ya’ FEEDS. This time we turned to the very new Max Original SALEM’S LOT which is a fresh reimagining of the St…

Watch-along: The Exorcist (1973) *bonus content* Oct 03, 2024

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Find yourself the “theatrical version” of William Friedkin’s 1973 THE EXORCIST that is kicking off the October spooky watch-along extravaganza from the STAY F. HOMEKINS podcast umbrella of ENTERTAINMENT! Do not be fooled (like Janie & Paul were) by the wrong version that was cut for commercial breaks. Oh, …

Unknown Solids. s5. episode 9. Sep 17, 2024

Hello all listeners to the STAY F. HOMEKINS podcast!

Get ready for Comedy Impaction! Our September episode HAS LANDED. Thank you for your patience.

Mr. Paul F Tompkins returns from Comedy Bang Banging ACROSS THE POND! He’s jet-lagged, but he’s After-Dinnering! The duo DARE to have Weekend Water on a Monday to make up for lost time because we have MISSED YOU ALL. We are sorry the episode has been pushed by a few days. It pains us.

In this episode, a dramatic re-enactment of a coffeemaker mishap happens. (If anyone knows Ivy at Moccamaster coffeemakers, please reach out!)

Also, watch this space for a LOT of October content. Subscribe below to be part of it. We wish you all a good and healthy month and we can’t wait to hear your comments BELOOOOOOWWWWWW!

Love,

Janie & PFT

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Watch-along: Escape From New York (1981) *bonus content* Aug 16, 2024

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Hello there happy listeners of our STAY F. HOMEKINS podcast, hosted by us (Janie & Paul!!) We are grateful that you keep our podcast in your ears and your hearts. Because of our gratitude, we have recorded a movie watch-along track this month along to the film ESCAPE FROM NEW YORK from 1981. We were fortunate to locate this fun John Carpenter action movie on the Kanopy streamer app which is affiliated with library card holders.

Please enjoy the fun by watching the movie and syncing up our audio track on different speakers to watch with us IN YOUR ROOM like a PODCAST FAMILY.

Janie wonders if the dystopian future is propaganda, PFT wonders if they couldn’t have added more women to the cast and together the duo think they could’ve chopped off the president’s hand to release the briefcase.

Also, long live Cabbie!

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Love,

Janie & PFT

Meemaw Logic. s5. episode 8. Aug 09, 2024

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In this episode, Janie wonders about getting canceled, Paul wonders about Meemaw’s logic and together the two discuss the wild ride that has been American politics in an episode that was recorded the day Biden announced he was withdrawing from the November election! Who knows what plot twists will probably happen by the time this hits your ears, but it is pre-recorded because of the Comedy Bang! Bang! tour schedule. If this is tone deaf because the asteroid hit earth and you survived, please accept our apology (and congratulations?)

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THIS LABOR DAY WEEKEND Jul 23, 2024

SAN FRANCISCO! LOS ANGELES!

LABOR DAY WEEKEND!

San Francisco Fri 8/30

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San Francisco Sat 8/31 bit.ly/vtopessf24saturday

Lodge Room Sun 9/01 bit.ly/vtopes9124

LiveStream Sun 9/01: bit.ly/vstream90124

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Watch-along: SHAMPOO (1975) *bonus content* Jul 19, 2024

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WASH YOUR HAIR FOLLICLES, Movie Watch-Along Heads, with Janie & Paul (that’s us!) with SHAMPOO (1975) watch-along bonus content under the umbrella of our official STAY F. HOMEKINS podcast offerings! RIP Robert Towne. (And RIP to a previous era’s concerning dearth of helmet laws.) In all the…

Caligula DURRRR. s5. episode 7. Jul 12, 2024

This is our July STAY F. HOMEKINS podcast episode, free to all who partake (and we thank you!)

In this STAY F. HOMEKINS podcast episode, the Homekinses are back home, recording just a smidge early around that extensive Comedy Bang! Bang! road tour schedj!

Janie ends up reacting to that Ren Faire docuseries, and PFT weighs in on boomer Bacchanal branding. Together, the two announce an upcoming STAY F. HOMEKINS movie watch-along bonus episode (coming out this month), a podcast appearance together coming out this week on A COUPLE and MORE while PFT’s busy tour schedule (both Comedy Bang! Bang! and VARIETOPIA!) continues.

LIVE-STREAM tickets for this Sunday’s VARIETOPIA with Paul F. Tompkins at 7pm in Los Angeles IN JUST TWO DAYS are available here. The livestream has been reportedly AMAZING quality (probably contingent on various WiFi’s), and of course, the show gets archived for a week afterward for revisiting!

LISTEN TO OUR NEWEST PODCAST CONVERSATION AND WEIGH IN; comment section below is OPEN FOR CHAT (if, that is, you subscribe to the Weekend Water substack!)

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Watch-along: INVASION OF THE BODY SNATCHERS (1978) *bonus content* Jun 29, 2024

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Get snatched with Janie & Paul (that’s us!) in the INVASION OF THE BODY SNATCHERS (1978) watchalong bonus content under the umbrella of our official STAY F. HOMEKINS podcast offerings! In all the recent Donald Sutherland tributes, it was evident that neither one of us had ever seen this class…

Road Warrior. s5. episode 6. Jun 17, 2024

This is our June STAY F. HOMEKINS podcast episode, free to all who listen!

In this STAY F. HOMEKINS podcast episode, the Homekinses record from different coasts, as they try to make a living in the arts! Janie describes adding industry panels to her professional development rotash and PFT tries to balance the tricky performance/fan interaction amidst a busy tour schedule (both Comedy Bang! Bang! and VARIETOPIA!) Together, the two miss one another while navigating their less of a “work from home” reality and discuss the virtues of looking back on early adulthood from middle age.

Should it be encouraged or dismissed???? LISTEN AND WEIGH IN - comment section below is OPEN FOR BIZZ!

We couldn’t take a table picture for this episode (Ugh, I know! IT IS KILLING ME!!) But we will back in the saddle for our next pod-venture! A watch along? A bonus ep?? Tune in to find out! And by tune in, I mean, subscribe to the Weekend Water substack page to STAY INFORMED (if you haven’t already, and if this landed in your inbox, then you already subscribe and WE APPRECIATE YOU!!)

Stay up to date on all things STAY F. HOMEKINS podcast…and more!

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*Bonus episode* VANDERPUMP RULES recap (S11. Reunion pt. 3) May 30, 2024

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It is the FINAL episode of season 11 of Vanderpyoomp with Janie & Paul going into their REACTIONS and FEELINGS on this season of reality TV. It has been a RIDE y’all.

And I don’t know what THIS means. But we went to the mall right after we recorded this very bonus podcast episode of STAY F.…

POPCORN?! s5. episode 5. May 12, 2024

It is our beloved May STAY F. HOMEKINS podcast episode FRESHLY RECORDED. Paul comes back from tour, Janie sits behind and next to all walks of life and TOGETHER, the duo discuss…cryogenics and public urination???

Thank you for listening to our monthly podcast drops! We love recording them and ALSO hearing from y’all in the comments below. If you like our crazy couple chats, please consider getting a hot little subscription to our bonus ‘tent.

And, love, us!

JHT & PFT!

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Comedy on Other Planets. s5. episode 4. Apr 15, 2024

This month we had to face it got a teensy bit tougher to STAY ON TRACK-KINS.

We’re attempting a lot of hustle. We appreciate you all and this podcast existing and bringing us back down to earth. But, really, IS THERE COMEDY ON OTHER PLANETS???

PFT shares about our jam packed weekend, Janie indulges in some role play with Paul and together the two get into some after dinner conversation while BOTH wearing THIS brand new STAY F. HOMEKINS t-shirt!

Weekend Water with Paul F. Tompkins & Janie Haddad Tompkins brings you all the updates! Bonus ‘tent or free offerings, if that’s your speed :)

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*Bonus episode* VANDERPUMP RULES recap (S11. episode 8) Mar 21, 2024

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Ok PumpKins. We’ve REACTED to the eighth episode of this eleventh season of VANDERPUMP RULES!

They tried to sneak the premiere of THE VALLEY into the episode!! It was sneaky!!! The gang throws all their therapy speak around and it’s charming! Sandoval still can’t comprehend why he’s no longer trusted, beloved or instantl…

Watch-along: GREASE *bonus content* Mar 18, 2024

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Hello stalwart STAY F. HOMEKINS bonus content consumers!

We’ve enjoyed recording another watchalong to an iconic movie for you. GREASE from 1978 is the current choice and OUR CHILLS ARE MULTIPLYING!

Simply sync up the podcast with your viewing of GREASE (we talk you through the syncing and pressing “play” moment). Enjoy the film…

ReesaTeaser. s5. episode 3. Mar 09, 2024

Hi stalwart listeners of the STAY F. HOMEKINS podcast! We love you! The new March episode is out!

Does Paul want to go off the grid? Does Janie want to go on a podcast with ReesaTeesa? Do the two want to have retail jobs in Lower Manhattan?

Find out AND MORE! In this month’s podcast episode for your EARS AND BRAIN!

J&P

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*Bonus episode* VANDERPUMP RULES recap (S11. episode 6) Mar 07, 2024

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Well, folks! Janie & Paul recorded a new reaction bonus STAY F. HOMEKINS podcast episode to episode 6 of Vanderpump Rules titled “Saw it on the Graham.”

While researching this most recent episode, I have learned through online comments that SEVERAL …

*Bonus episode* VANDERPUMP RULES recap (S11. episode 5) Feb 28, 2024

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It is the FIFTH reaction bonus podcast episode from STAY F. HOMEKINS to the eleventh season of VANDERPUMP RULES! It is all very REAL for REALITY TV.

Katie and Ariana are in permit hell with their business and the rest of the gang, who still are willing to interact with Sandoval, go to Lak…

*Bonus episode* VANDERPUMP RULES recap (S11. episode 4) Feb 21, 2024

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Well, hellloooo to you who are joining us for this bonus STAY F. HOMEKINS podcast episode where Janie & Paul react to episode 4 of the eleventh season of Vanderpump Rules!

Join the portal to all of our extra stuff!

In this episode, we ALL grapple with repair. Repairing co-worker relationships that were on…

Hot Wudder. s5. episode 2. Feb 10, 2024

It’s here! The new STAY F. HOMEKINS that is lovingly ad-supported for ALL to hear! This crazy weather month, we are merely surviving with just cold water while Paul plans a LIVE DOMESTIC TOUR of VARIETOPIA! Janie toys with a one woman show concept of Comedy Bang! Bang! characters and, together, the duo discuss pop culture phenoms that have run their course. NO PARKING ON THE DOWNLOAD FLOOR, GET YOUR HOMEKINS ON!

xo,

Janie & PFT

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Paul & Janie discuss Vanderpump Rules, S11 episode 2 Feb 08, 2024

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The PumpNDump continues! In this second BONUS episode, Janie & PFT are deciding HOW they feel about this eleventh season now that the conceit of this show is TOTALLY DIFFERENT than where it all started.

Should we be glorifying spots in the Valley this much? Should everyone live in farmhouse chic abodes? Should Lisa get more camera time? And is Ally capa…

Janie & PFT's podcast recaps of VANDERPUMP RULES (+ surprise guest!) Jan 31, 2024

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Hello!

VANDERPUMP RULES season 11 started last night! And, AS WARNED, Janie and Paul are recapping the new season as the episodes come out every week! If you are subscribed to the STAY F. HOMEKINS podcast, first of all, THANK YOU! We are so honored you are friends of the show, all you have to do is go to weekend water.substack.com to subscribe to get the bonus content, INCLUDING OUR RECAPS!

And you will be able to comment on each episode below the posts! Thank you. We are happy to be going on this journey with you.

So Many Easter Eggs. s5. episode 1. Jan 14, 2024

Hello, Patient Listeners!

It’s the January STAY F. HOMEKINS podcast, a day late AS WE SAID! How ya like them apples?

Welcome to our FIFTH season of a married couple podcasting whatever all this is!

In this episode, we deep dive so so so many things: comedy basics, Weeki-holes, the women of THE VIEW.

IT IS ALL HAPPENING!

Please enjoy our episode, we really enjoyed recording it! Thank you for sticking around with us and letting us have fun with you! Get a Weekend Water glass from our talented merchandise partners Kin Ship Goods co-owned by Hillary Harrison who’s substack can be, nay, MUST BE, subscribed to below.

And pick up the new book THE RESURRECTIONISTS by Stephanie M. Braun, fan of the pod, and use code HOMEKINS20 at checkout for 20% off JUST FOR LISTENERS!

We may have accidentally announced our new recap project podcast AS IT CAME TO US ON THIS EPISODE. Listen and FIND OUT!

Comment on the episode below and subscribe and share!

THANK YOUSE/Y’ALL,

Janie & Paul

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Watch-along:MIRACLE ON 34TH STREET *bonus (free for the holidays) content* Dec 14, 2023

The 1947 holiday movie MIRACLE ON 34TH STREET is our newest watchalong!

Oops, we dropped some F bombs at the top, so, here is an explicit language warning. Oops. Be warned if watching along with sensitive listeners.

We are BACK, baby! The double Hollywood strikes of 2023 are officially over! It is time to share a watchalong of a formerly forbidden property with our faithful and dear beloved listeners. And, folks this one DOES NOT DISAPPOINT!

This movie holds UP. No notes!

If you are new to the Weekend Water substack and, thus, the STAY F. HOMEKINS podcast (the seed of it ALL), first of all WELCOME and second of all, I will give you a little instruction. Basically, the stalwart couple, Janie & Paul (that’s us!), record themselves watching a movie. Then, they share the audio commentary with YOU for FREE to watch the movie ALONG with them (see above, it is RIGHT up there!)

That’s right! We invade your movie night and you invite us into your living room.

Just get the movie started and immediately PAUSE it before it starts to play, then begin our audio commentary on a different set of speakers. We guide you on how to sync up with us exactly, we will all hit “PLAY” at the exact same time! LIKE A FAMILY.

Then. Enjoy the film! And share it with anyone who might like it too!

Most of our watchalongs are for our premium subscribers, but this one is a gift from us for the holidays! I’m resending it, because it didn’t send to everyone the first time. Oops. Thank you for being such a great community here. We feel very grateful to be a part of it! Hope you like it and comment below.

Be well and….BELIEVE, baby!! 🎅🎅🏼🎅🏻🎅🏿🎅🏾🎅🏽

Ho, ho, ho,

Janie & PFT

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Incandescent Rage. S4. episode 12. Dec 09, 2023

Well, hello, everybody! It’s the December podcast episode of STAY F. HOMEKINS with your favorite co-hosts and married duo Janie Haddad Tompkins & Paul F. Tompkins! We’ve got Christmas trees and gift giving and Mother God and just the USUAL, meandering UNPLANNED after-dinner conversation.

We close out our year with you a bit tired but happy to have survived everything 2023 threw toward us. The world is hostile, but WE are NOT. Only love and a few gripes and a bit of chat down winding roads and loopy brain space here!

Get your love on and listen to the ramble.

Subscribe to our WEEKEND WATER substack to comment on the episode in the comment section belowwwwww (in case you are seeing this elsewhere)!!!

AND BE GOOD TO ONE ANOTHER DAMMIT!

xo, Janie & PFT

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Simp for the Cloud. S4. episode 11. Nov 15, 2023

Clean My Mac is NOT a sponsor if this episode, however, should it be? After travel delays AND a crashed laptop, here is our November episode!

Speaking of sponsors, thank you to Laura Lee Beran, friend of the pod AND sponsor GREEN CHEF! Everyone’s favorite meal kit! Your grace and patience with our obstacles were VERY appreciated.

Now. This episode is a bit of a RIDE. We are burnt out. I am not kidding. So, enjoy the ridiculous level of discourse this STATE OF BEING presents. Happy Thanksgiving to ALL, get your kinshipgoods.com merch and gifts and be kind and have gratitude, and we will do the same.

Love to all!

Janie & Paul

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Struggling, lol! S4. episode 10. Oct 14, 2023

This episode is serving struggling REALNESS. Janie threw out her lower back and Paul threw out his sense of contentment and TOGETHER the two of us

(yeah, I switched the tense again! UGH!) find our way through a CHALLENGING week and time.

The jist of the October episode is to keep on keeping on TOGETHER, as a Homekins FAMILY.

We invite you to comment in the comment section below, this is our free, ad-supported episode and anyone can chime in! How are YOU getting through this month? And how can we make it to a better, more optimistic time?

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Love,

Janie & PFT

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*BONUS episode* PRIDE OF PODCAST Oct 07, 2023

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STAY F. HOMEKINS gets up into trouble with a BONUS (90 minute?! whoa) podcast episode for our beloved Weekend Water substack contributors! Just in case you do not know, you can listen in any podcast player of your choice, just select the dropdown menu next to the episode, where it says “Listen On.”

In addition, some folks are asking about the bonus episodes we have that pretty much recap or “promote” struck work and struck companies during the SAG-AFTRA strike. Do not worry, chickadees, we got those on DEEP FREEZE ready to roll out when the new contract with the “bosses” gets settled. We are just as anxious as all of our subscribers to share those really fun (dare I say funny?) conversations!

In this episode, the freewheeling conversation CONTINUES...

Rust Cunk. S4. episode 9. Sep 09, 2023

It’s the September episode of the STAY F. HOMEKINS podcast! In our latest episode, we discuss our worst nightmare and greatest feelings of accomplishment? What a ride!

PFT tests out some Sicilian accents, Janie tests out a Ted Talk and TOGETHER the two discover a type of humor they tend to shy away from?

THANK YOU for listening and hanging in there with us! Please subscribe to our Weekend Water substack publication to NEVER MISS A BEAT!

Be well and be sane.

The Haddad Tompkins

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It Puts the Lotion in Your Basket. S4. episode 8. Aug 12, 2023

The duo come at ya from South Carolina! A quick getaway from the hot strike lines yields some observations about sunscreen, beach going and reality shows! PFT names Janie’s new business and Janie gets Paul into a new guilty pleasure!

Thank you for being with us. We really appreciate every single listener and supporter of our pods and updates, this community means so much to us! Be safe and strong and MORE SOOOOONNN!!

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And for heavens sake, sound OFF in the comments below! That is what they are there for; we love hearing from all of y’all/youse.

xo,

Janie & Paul

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New F. Yorkins. s.4. episode 7. Jul 15, 2023

It’s HERE! The July episode of STAY F. HOMEKINS! We’re traveling, we’re tired and WE ARE ON STRIKE!

The Homekins have decided to take Manhattan! Janie tries to swim at a hotel pool. Paul tries to shake seasonal rhinitis with bodega medicine, and together the duo GO TO THE THEATRE, DARLINGS!

It’s our monthly episode of STAY F. HOMEKINS. We invite you to upgrade if you want more of us IN YOUR BRAIN SPACE

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New York City, the Fifth Agreement. s4. episode 6. Jun 10, 2023

Join us for the JUNE 2023 episode of Stay F. Homekins! If you are NEW to ALL THIS, it is Janie & Paul’s monthly after dinner conversation in a free as a bird podcast form! Subscribe and listen wherever you get your podcasts. Together, they explore the Rosetta Stone…of LOVE? Muse over some of history’s most notable scatting moments and dish on the And Just Like That TEA.

Of course, we encourage you to subscribe to our WEEKEND WATER substack (if you are seeing this in your email inbox, already, THANK YOU for subscribing!) It is where we invite you to use the space to discuss this month’s episode! The conversation takes place HERE on Weekend Water the substack, which is the destination to sign up to never miss a beat from Janie & Paul! It’s FUN and easy and we are loving the community! Listen then chat away BELOW!

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Love,

JHT & PFT

PS If you are wondering why we do not mention the latest news about a certain former POTUS being indicted for being a traitor on this episode, it is because the episode was recorded in advance of PFT traveling for his upcoming VARIETOPIA shows in Philadelphia! We will have to discuss it another time. Feel free to discuss in the substack’s comment section below!

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Ozymandias but not really. May 29, 2023

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In the first ever BONUS chat (kind of a mini-episode of the podcast - but AD-FREE!) for our WEEKEND WATER substack subscribers who seek, oh so sweet, PREMIUM content, Janie & Paul make their SUCCESSION finale predictions, OR DO THEY? PFT learns his fate if he loses at “Comedian Feud” and cuckoo is decidedly NOT in a throuple!

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This One's For Carl. s4. episode 5. May 13, 2023

Paul & Janie fight the MAN. Well, help to fight the “man,” who are just 12 outta touch white dude gazillionaires, essentially. Janie adopts spy craft. While PFT gets convinced to also adopt spy craft. Together the two deliver a powerhouse Spring episode through fatigue! Thank you, STAY F. HOMEKINSERS for sticking with us and please subscribe to our WEEKEND WATER substack to be a part of the conversation on this episode.

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Carrie Underworld. S4. episode 4. Apr 15, 2023

The duo take on modern country. Paul learns stage combat while Janie waxes poetic about rapiers. Together, the dynamic duo take on their after dinner conversation in a haze of April exhaustion! Join them and only say nice things WEEKEND WATER substack comments.

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Hydrate and spread love!

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Watch-along: M3GAN *bonus content* Mar 24, 2023

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FievelWise. s4. episode 3. Mar 11, 2023

It's 2023 Oscar season with the Homekins! PFT gets his sea legs with Trekkies. Janie solves a double homicide. Together, the two try to seduce you to enter their WEEKEND WATER substack community. Either way, it’s the March episode with lots of fun and laughter and podcasticles!

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The STAY F. HOMEKINS conversation podcast is hosted by married comedians Paul F. Tompkins and Janie Haddad Tompkins, who discuss various topics from their home during the COVID-19 pandemic.

In season 4 episode 3, Paul and Janie are joined by comedian and writer Joel Kim Booster. The episode begins with Paul and Janie discussing the challenges of reading books during the pandemic and the joys of audiobooks. They then introduce Joel and discuss his recent move to New York City and his experiences of living there during the pandemic.

The conversation then moves on to the topic of dating during the pandemic, and the hosts and guest share their experiences and observations on virtual dating, dating apps, and the challenges of meeting people in person during lockdowns.

The episode also includes a segment called "How Are You Holding Up?", where the hosts and guest share how they are coping with the ongoing pandemic and lockdowns. They discuss the importance of staying connected with friends and family, finding ways to stay creative, and taking care of their mental health.

Overall, season 4 episode 3 of the STAY F. HOMEKINS conversation podcast offers a humorous and insightful discussion of the challenges and experiences of living through the pandemic.

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Weekend Water! the substack...s4. episode 2. Feb 11, 2023

Janie makes an announcement about the SFH podcast community, Paul learns to gaslight! Together, they share how DISCERNING they are. As always, you can find the terrific STAY F. HOMEKINS merchandise at www.kinshipgoods.com.

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Teddy D. s4. episode 1 Jan 14, 2023

Welcome to episode one of season FOUR of your favorite conversation podcast, hosted by Janie & Paul! The two discuss modern monuments! Paul finds humor in his legacy. Janie wonders about self aware assholes. Either way, they gab AWAY! Love y'all and Happy New Year!

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Watch-along: THE MUPPET CHRISTMAS CAROL (1992) *bonus content* Dec 22, 2022

WHAT DAY IS IT?? A holiday watchalong for 2022! Janie & Paul, your trusty podcast hosts, record themselves watching this cute Christmas film, that you can ALSO watch along with them while syncing up their voices on a different speaker! It's easy, hit play and we guide you through the syncing up process. It's not easy being green OR being Bob Cratchit! Kermit delivers a sincere performance in this puppet driven take on the Dickens classic! Janie & Paul experience the adventures of Michael Caine's Scrooge and give it five SOLID Humbugs! Get your hot weekend water of choice ready and go back in time with the gang! HAPPY HOLIDAYS, DEAR HOMEKINS, please accept this Homekensian classic for YOU. xoxo

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Rodeo Playoffs. s3. episode 12. Dec 10, 2022

The Homekins have traveled the country! (Well, just NYC, Philly and Vegas) And they have dispatches from the air! In this final episode of 2022, they decide the year was short and long, and the podcast was a constant. Thank you to the fans, and they will see you in 2023.
HAPPY HOLIDAYS, HOMEFANS!!!

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Too Tight Fellini Mask. s3. episode 11. Nov 12, 2022

It's November with the Homekins! They drop this month's episode with more Hollywood heartbreak and fun insights. Paul might be secretly taping Janie and Janie is turning it into a hit yacht rock song. In addition, the duo MIGHT be racist about actors reenacting real people. Tune in to find out!

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Watch-along: TRAIN TO BUSAN (2016) *bonus content* Oct 28, 2022

With the current investment in infrastructure, can train travel be an asset to society? Well, YOU be the judge! Janie & Paul do a watchalong to this artful action horror with a message! Why NOT make a plan in case of a zombie apocalypse? We all need one! Simply sync up the 2016 film TRAIN TO BUSAN and begin the movie when the co-hosts say PLAY on a different set of speakers and watch it along with these two for SPOOKY fun October Watchalong Monster Movie season!

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Watch-along: HELLRAISER (1987) *bonus content* Oct 21, 2022

It's the third SPOOKY watch-a-long of October 2022! Janie & Paul, your trusty podcast hosts, record themselves watching a creepy movie, that you can ALSO watch while syncing up their voices on a different speaker! It's easy, hit play and we guide you through the syncing up process. Ya know how you unleash hell from special boxes when you're seeking the ultimate pleasure-pain experience? Boy THIS movie sure does! In addition, there's the fresh hell of the worst marriage ever depicted on screen! It's got it ALL! Raise a glass of whatever your Weekend Water of choice is to raise some hell with Janie & Paul and some cenobites (minor spoiler?)
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Searching For Mr. Homekins. s3. episode 10 Oct 15, 2022

In a month filled with spooky movie watchalongs, the duo drop their October episode! They come up with plans on how to unite America by dividing it, discuss first wave feminism and basically keep the meandering, ongoing conversation, that will never end, as alive as the undead! Stay safe, stay sane and STAY SPOOKY!!!
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Watch-along: THE FALL OF THE HOUSE OF USHER (1960) *bonus content* Oct 14, 2022

Welcome to the second SPOOKY watch-a-long of October 2022! Janie & Paul, your trusty podcast hosts, record themselves watching a spooky movie, that you can ALSO watch while syncing up their voices on a different speaker! It's easy, hit play and we guide you through the syncing up process. They say the HOUSING market is CRAZY. Check out Zillow Gone Wild for that Usher House! It is faaaalllliiing with generational trauma and gruel! Vincent Price is the Priciest and weird paintings might be a red flag? Please enjoy this PoeTENTIALLY scary film with the Homekins.
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Watch-along: CARRIE (1976) *bonus content* Oct 06, 2022

Janie & Paul recorded themselves watching the 1976 film CARRIE and want to know if you will GO TO THE PROM with them during the REDUX of the spppooookky season watch-alonga-palooza October 2022 (every Thursday this month EEEEKKKK)? Simply sync up the movie with our voices through different speakers and maaaaybe you will be crowned the king and/or queen of the night! If you don't have telekinesis, just sync it up manually, I guess. The duo found the film to stream, at the time of this recording, on the free Kanopy app using their library card.
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Important Announcements from the HOMEKINS'!!!!! Sep 28, 2022

Some things that are relevant to this important announcement!
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And get ready for a month of Spooky Season Watchalongs (in addition to our regularly scheduled October episode!)

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The Heat is On. s3. episode 9. Sep 10, 2022

PFT lives long and prospers! Janie gets a new tire from a Covid denier and the two try t o survive an HISTORIC heat event without stopping the STAY F. HOMEKINS eternal conversation that is like a Candle in the Wind. Shop www.kinshipgoods.com to show your love of the podcast and cozy clothes! We're still here and still conversing with each other and YOU, you lovely fans!

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What Would You Do about What Would You Do? s3. episode8. Aug 13, 2022

The duo have you covered for AUGUST! Beat the heat by listening to Janie and Paul magically upload their latest episode while PFT is touring the country this month with Comedy Bang! Bang! Janie and Paul posit some fun ethics questions on this latest one and are a hunk'a burnin' love in their after dinner conversation! The ABSOLUTE best merchandise in the podcast game is still available at www.kinshipgoods.com and please stay hydrated.

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Nub Life. s3. episode 7. Jul 09, 2022

Oh my god, we're NUBS!
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Be Your Own Guduru. s3. episode 6. Jun 11, 2022

Buckle in, this one's a RIDE. The post-Omicron-infected duo start boring, get commercial, veer a little silly, and raise the temperature when Janie & Paul get a pinch political. Please enjoy our poducast and take care of your beautiful selves! Enjoy the coolest podcast merchandise ever created from www.kinshipgoods.com

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Watch-along: DEATH ON THE NILE (2022) *bonus content* May 26, 2022

DEATH ON THE NILE (2022)
The Homekins are home isolating after becoming knocked down by an Omicron variant of Covid. And since they’re trapped, it’s the perfect time for you to watch a movie along with them! The Weekend Water may be Throat Coat Tea this time, but there was enough champagne on screen for everyone! Too much champagne maybe. Remember, to stay safe and LOCK THE DOORS— a murder mystery that can only get solved by someone with a double mustache!
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Pennies from Homekins. s3. episode 5. May 14, 2022

Janie & Paul solve currency. The two battle negative thoughts by doing a deep dive on the Vince Gilligan-verse! Stay strong, everyone, things are TOUGH. Do not forget to get cozy podcast merchandise at www.kinshipgoods.com. At least be comfortable for the CHALLENGE OF TODAY.

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Nut Ass News. s3. episode 4. Apr 09, 2022

Join Janie & PFT for the first heat wave of 2022. Paul & Janie are out of sorts, a little opinionated and they take a big swerve to Showbusiness Corner! Visit www.kinshipgoods.com for their amazing official podcast merchandise! We love you, and we are at stayfhomekins.com

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Run It Through The Washing Machine. s3. ep3. Mar 12, 2022

Welcome to March! The duo are back after dinner. Janie reveals the dark underbelly of Hollywood, while Paul enjoys his minor influencer status. And the two try to keep moving through all the sad! We love you, check out www.kinshipgoods.com for our merchandise and great products!

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A Smol Amygdala. s3. episode 2. Feb 12, 2022

This month they discuss Old Los Angeles and gross-out humor! Janie experiences Jackass Forever and Paul learns about the New World Order! And both of them get VERY dumb about geography in second half. Stay safe, we love you!
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Unhinged. s3. episode 1. Jan 16, 2022

It's the first episode of season 3! Welcome to 2022 with the dynamic duo. Dodging the 'cron and trying to get through a third year of the pandemic. They are hanging in there! Hope you are doing well as we launch into a new year. ...New Year!
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Grey Ponytail. s2. ep 35. Dec 19, 2021

Shark Tank, are you listening? Janie discovers a new product. PFT charters a flight and Just Like That, the duo navigate the new normal of a 700th wave of the pandemic. Please visit www.kinshipgoods.com for official podcast merchandise to gift yourself or others and have a wonderful and healthy holiday season!

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A Can of Mush. s2. episode 34. Nov 20, 2021

Hey, THE MORNING SHOW, Janie & Paul know what you did! The couple also attempts to remember Thanksgivings past, while speaking to the future! Check out www.kinshipgoods.com for cool podcast merch and www.vimeo.com/paulftompkins for new streaming live comedy shows!!! We love you.

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Watch-along: A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET (1984) *bonus content* Oct 30, 2021

Feeling SLEEPY? WEELLLLL, our little Night Owls, Janie & Paul recorded themselves watching the 1984 film A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET, and are STAYING AWAKE for you to enjoy it along with them during the spppooookky season watch-alonga-palooza October 2021! Simply sync up the movie with our voices through different speakers and try not to dream for the next two hours. Don't have knife fingers and green blood and wormy insides, have FUN instead with your fave podcast twosome, Janie & Paul!
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Watch-along: 28 DAYS LATER *bonus content* Oct 23, 2021

Is it almost 28 days LATER into our SPOOKY season Watch-along Bonanza? Janie & Paul recorded themselves watching the 2002 film 28 DAYS LATER, which they are simply infected with joy for you to enjoy with us for our spppooookky season watch-alonga-palooza October 2021! Simply sync up the movie with our voices through different speakers and go on the run with us for the next two hours. Don't have rage, have FUN with your fave podcast duo, Janie & Paul!
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Put the Curtain Away. s2. episode 33. Oct 23, 2021

It's been a week! Join Janie & Paul for their single October 2021 podcast release. They offgas some frustrating emotions and try to make sense of this new normal. The duo attempt to contextualize a recent tragic industry event. They make their recommendations, like streaming their live sketch show THE UNCANNY HOLLOW on Saturday, October 23rd at 8pm PST (tickets available at DynastyTypewriter.com)!
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Watch-along: THE HUNGER (1983) *bonus content* Oct 16, 2021

Craving some BLOOD to drink?! Janie & Paul recorded themselves watching the 1983 film THE HUNGER, which we would LOVE for you to enjoy with us for our spppooookky season watchalong October 2021 bonanza! Simply sync up the movie with our voices through different speakers and grow old with us for the next two hours. Please marry us through your speakers as you enjoy this along with us, the podcast couple who accepts their rapid aging.
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Watch-along: (the original 1992) CANDYMAN *bonus content* Oct 09, 2021

Watch-along, watch-along, watch-along, watch-along, watch-alo...! Janie & Paul recorded themselves watching the original 1992 CANDYMAN, which we would LOVE for you to enjoy with us. Simply synch up the movie with our voices through speakers and feel like we have APPEARED INTO YOUR LIVES by summoning us....Hope you don't regret CALLING us into your speakers as you watch this along with US, that podcast couple who you can't get rid of!!!
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Watch-along: THE SIXTH SENSE *bonus content* Oct 02, 2021

Hope you've seen senses 1-5, because Paul & Janie sat down and watched THE SIXTH SENSE with you! Simply find a copy of the 1999 movie that takes place in PHILLY, YO and sync up with the audio to have a spooky and entertaining watching experience along with one of your favorite podcast couples!
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Scenes From A Marriage SPOILERS. episode 32. s2. Sep 25, 2021

Janie & Paul spoil the SCENES FROM A MARRIAGE remake while themselves being scenes from their marriage. New merchandise alert! Watchalong news for October 2021! Visit www.kinshipgoods.com for ALLLLLL the shiny new things.

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Sniglets. s2. episode 31. Sep 11, 2021

Janie endures weird body pains. Paul describes the worst thing to do to a yeller. Together, the two get through a seriously weird night where you may or may not be legally married to them.
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Watch-along: THE GAME *bonus content* Sep 04, 2021

Y'AAAAAAALLLLLL get up into a psycho game, y'all with the weekend water of your choosing! Our watchalong to the 1997 film THE GAME is ready to PLAY wherever you decide to join us! Find the movie (we found it on Netflix at the time of this publishing), sync it up to our voices/instructions and watch a psychological thriller with this intense movie along with Janie & Paul chiming in here and there. Lots of shock and trauma and twists and turns and TALKING sometimes, as we were mostly absorbed by the STORY, as you allow this terrifying adventure to play mind games with you....
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In This House. s2. episode 30. Aug 21, 2021

Dog days of summer doldrums! Janie digs to for hope. Paul listens and agrees there is nihilism. Together, the duo still find humor while experiencing the human condition!

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The Teet. s2. episode 29. Aug 07, 2021

Janie & Paul visit the South. They get up into some trouble at The Teet and go bobbing in the ocean.

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Quicklier. s2. episode 28. Jul 24, 2021

Janie has unwholesome emotions. Paul meditates amongst plants. And together, the two soldier on through life among the partially vaccinated. Get your merchandise at www.kinshipgoods.com

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Cousin Season. s2. episode 27. Jul 10, 2021

Janie & Paul go on adventure out of state! We meet our lovely Kin Ship business partners IN REAL LIFE. And the duo relay family quirks!! While also revealing a new podcast schedule for the rest of 2021. Everyone, keep staying safe, sane and STRONG! xo

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Watch-along: THE MUMMY *bonus content* Jul 02, 2021

Get up into some mummified trouble, y'all! Our watchalong to the 1999 film THE MUMMY is wrapped up and buried into your living room or wherever you decide to join us! Find the movie (we found it on HBOmax at the time of this publishing), sync it up to our voices/instructions and watch an action fun-fest with hot movie (ALMOST ALL male) stars in it along with Janie & Paul. Lots of gasps and twists and turns and TALKING sometimes, we were mostly mesmerized by the ACTION, as you allow this mummified adventure to sweep you away....
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BCC: s2. episode 26. Jun 26, 2021

Paul announces upcoming projects! Janie announces a bit of past mischief. And, together, the duo get into a little email trouble, Y'AAAAALLL.

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Don't Cry Out Loud. s2. episode 25. Jun 19, 2021

This week moods are improving! Janie does have some rage though. And Paul has some opinions on willful ignorance! Together, they laugh through it!

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The Wanument. s2. episode 24. Jun 12, 2021

Janie recounts meeting a personal hero. Paul expresses his interest in Andy Griffith's backstage drama. And the duo create a new tabloid journalism for the modern age!
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Straight Line Mater. s2. episode 23. Jun 05, 2021

We're Away F. Homekins this week! We discuss insects and reimagine a Hollywood classic. While Drunk.

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But That's Milk. s2. Episode 22. May 29, 2021

Sartorial choices get parsed. Paul reacts to Cruella. And the duo try to make sense of this transition moment over their weekend water.

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CuCkoo Culture. s2. episode 21. May 22, 2021

Paul is back in the swing! Janie ponders what news is smart or not? And the two wade into the VERY hot topic of cancel culture and cancel it.

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The Losening. s2. episode 20. May 15, 2021

Things feeling weirder and weirder as things get back to normaler and normaler but the two try to suss out confusing mask mandates and dish on celebrity culture!

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Resolutions. s2. episode 19. May 08, 2021

The duo share the conclusion to the previous episode's dilemma! They also talk about medical tests with strangers and predictable opinions about unwarranted back rubs. Get the best official podcast merchandise EVER at www.kinshipgoods.com! Love y'all!

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Watch-along: MALICE *bonus content* May 03, 2021

Hey y'aaaaaalllllll!! Our watchalong to the 1993 film MALICE is well-intentioned and absent of malice! Find the movie (we found it on HBOmax at the time of this publishing), sync it up to our voices/instructions and watch a thriller with hot movie stars in it along with Janie & Paul in your living room. Lots of gasps and twists and turns and TALKING (by us) as you allow the MALICIOUS mystery to resolve....
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JERRY. s2. episode 18. May 01, 2021

Jerry came into our lives. Then, swiftly left.

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The Hustle Muscle. s2. episode 17. Apr 24, 2021

Paul talks about his appearance on the brand new Peacock original comedy series RUTHERFORD FALLS. Janie reminisces about talking her way onto studio lots. And the duo keep their meandering conversation going...and going...
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Rock me, Amadeus! s2. episode 16. Apr 17, 2021

Janie & Paul feel all the feels of a heavy news week. Janie gets curious about Paul's creative process. Paul reveals his creative process.

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Audition Passover. s2.episode 15. Apr 10, 2021

Satan himself tries to make us do things. Paul discusses his cult joining requirements. Janie is ready to resist joining any cult.

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Hate Buckets. s2. episode 14. Apr 03, 2021

Janie talks about school daze. Paul rails against free free speech but not free speech. And the duo wax poetic over the City of Angels.

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Breaking Bad. s2. episode 13. Mar 27, 2021

Janie's lost her mind. Paul keeps things on track? Together, they Homekins OUT! New sweatshirt announcement at ww.kinshipgoods.com

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Happy (?) Anniversary. s2. episode 12. Mar 20, 2021

This is kinda a heavy episode. Welcome to 2021! BUT there is some talk about NORBITT. Happy paper anniversary, Homekins!

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Watch-along: REVERSAL OF FORTUNE *bonus content* Mar 14, 2021

Hey y'aaaaaalllllll!! "You have no idea" how FUN our watchalong is to the 1990 film REVERSAL OF FORTUNE! Find the film (we found it on HBOmax at the time of this publishing), sync it up to our voices/instructions and watch Dersh brainstorm away with Janie & Paul in your living room. We're chatty Cathy's in this one! And for SURE that is a Raul Blanco ensemble spotted in there!!
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BthatPfortheFT.s2.episode11. Mar 13, 2021

Questions begin on the future of THIS PODCAST. Paul grapples with his younger self. Janie grapples with Armie Hammer. And the two may just feel....optimism?

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TriKidTory. s2. episode 10. Mar 06, 2021

Janie & Paul discuss their childhood nannies. (spoiler alert: It was television). They reminisce about travel and ponder if they will ever end this podcast? (spoiler alert: They hope so!)

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Our Worst Episode. s2. episode 9. Feb 27, 2021

Escape with a Pina Colada with Paul and Janie! Janie remembers a horrific news story. Paul receives a grocery delivery. And the two opine on Allen v Farrow with ZERO NEW INSIGHT!

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All Failures Are Spooky. s2. episode 8. Feb 20, 2021

P&J remember a dispiriting casino. The duo send Texas much love while wishing for wrinkle placenta, and recommendations this week include things that haven't even been released yet!

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A Rat Whistle. s2. episode 7. Feb 13, 2021

An update from the squirrel bench! Plus the two find where pop and political culture merge. Recommendations and singing!

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Pugs Need Help. s2. episode 6. Feb 06, 2021

Paul finds new dog friends. Janie learns new methods of getting ahead in Hollywood. And the duo continue chipping away at the pandemic wall with a sharpened spoon they hide in the air ducts.

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I'm From Offensive. Season 2. episode 5. Jan 30, 2021

Paul and Janie romanticize Hollywood. Paul hits his pandemic wall and Janie tries to hold the duality of hope and despair.

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The Horse & The Whale. s2. episode 4. Jan 23, 2021

Some Se7en talk. Hawaii is discussed. Other things, too. And then recs!

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Cuge. Season 2. episode 3. Jan 16, 2021

PFT shares his kink. Janie makes sure they still recycle. And the two parse imaginary comedy incomes.

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CuCoup. s2. episode 2. Jan 09, 2021

This week's been an emotional roller coaster. Paul reminisces about loss. Janie rants about extremism! The duo are DEFINITELY buzzed on this one.
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MmmHmm. s2. episode 1. Jan 02, 2021

Paul learns Janie has the 'second sight.' Janie learns maybe it is just the second time she's said something, and the two ring in 2021 with appropriate trepidation.

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And He Was Evil. episode 41. Dec 26, 2020

Janie solves The Black Dahlia Murder. Paul bids adieu to a certain fatigue. And the duo wish ALL A MERRY CHRISTMAS!
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Watch-along: IT'S A WONDERFUL LIFE *bonus content* Dec 21, 2020

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The Prophet by Kahlil Gibran. episode 40. Dec 19, 2020

The two toot their top ten horn. Paul reminisces about being taken down a peg. Janie ponders her shortcomings. They prepare for Christmas a week away.
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All That Jazz. episode 39. Dec 12, 2020

We're exhausted, and we did it anyway! Plus, we announce four lucky winners of the Kin Ship Goods + Stay F. Homekins Holiday Instagram Giveaway!

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Instrumation. episode 38. Dec 05, 2020

The couple describe their Christmas decorating nightmare. Paul remembers Hugh Jackman. Janie remembers a reader. And together, they announce an exciting giveaway with Instagram through @KinShipGoods at @StayFHomekins!

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Two Tears in a Bucket. episode 37. Nov 28, 2020

Janie's in a surly mood. PFT recounts some of his standup adventures. And the duo get ready for Christmas in a 2020 world.
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Watch-along: URBAN COWBOY *bonus content* Nov 22, 2020

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We're Doin'...WE? episode 36. Nov 21, 2020

Are you Down to Crown? We discuss auditions and try to muster some gumption for holidays 2020 style. Official podcast merchandise available at www.kinshipgoods.com

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Bud Light. episode 35. Nov 14, 2020

Cohen, Covid, Christmas and Country.

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Purple Hands. episode 34. Nov 07, 2020

Did something happen this week? The duo try to....remember......AND THEY TALK ABOUT REALITY TV!

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Tiny Dancer. episode 33. Oct 31, 2020

Holograms are discussed. Nancy Myers vs. Nora Ephron? Who knows! The two are hangin' on by a thread, but we are still forging ahead!

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Watch-along: INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE *bonus content* Oct 29, 2020

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Circus Peanuts. episode 32. Oct 24, 2020

An important correction! Halloween candy! The final POTUS debate! AND new official STAY F. HOMEKINS merchandise designs for your collecting pleasure at www.kinshipgoods.com

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I Don't Vape in Covid Times. episode 31. Oct 17, 2020

Paul flirts with Holiday Light Fights. Janie flirts with Yusuf Islam. And the duo try to keep the rails on their sanity. Visit www.kinshipgoods.com for official podcast merchandise!

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A Carousel of Fresh. episode 30. Oct 10, 2020

Did you want hear an extended discussion about the Showtime soap opera THE AFFAIR? You're in luck!
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Backflip in The Firm. episode 29. Oct 03, 2020

Janie has a message for mansplainers. Paul breaks down THE FIRM. And the duo make a fun, big announcement (hint: go to www.kinshipgoods.com)

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Casey Kasem, the Original ASMR. episode 28. Sep 26, 2020

Paul shares his Covid testing experiences for the week. Janie reveals her paranoia. And the duo give Iceland travel tips!

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Marathon Man. episode 27. Sep 19, 2020

Bluejanies. Space! Paul spoils MidSOMMar.

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Going monk. episode 26. Sep 12, 2020

We got redpilled!

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You Might Be Pazuzu. episode 25. Sep 05, 2020

This is hard! Jeff Foxworthy! Scripture! Death! Recommendations!

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The Slurctrum. episode 24. Aug 29, 2020

Paul parses hobgoblins. Janie ponders Rod Stewart's hair. And the duo reminisce about a victimless cult.

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The Callowness of Youth. episode 23. Aug 22, 2020

Paul and Janie review their vows. They also ponder a career change. The two take a stroll down previous landlord lane.

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Ca va? Ca va. episode 22. Aug 15, 2020

Janie perfects her French. PFT adds to his menagerie. And the two propose a bold new Albee production.

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Narcissism by Milton Bradley. episode 21. Aug 08, 2020

Janie remaps the Oujia Board. Paul discusses his J-Lo Stockholm Syndrome. And the couple discuss a new appliance in their home.

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Surrounded by Haddads. episode 20. Aug 01, 2020

Janie is haunted by a fire alarm. Paul is haunted by Duolingo. And this episode is haunted by the cuckoo.

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Joel Spence. episode 19. Jul 25, 2020

Janie tells tales of outdoor theatre. Paul discusses questionable TV practices. And the duo get to the bottom of mixtapes.

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Cauldron of Horror. episode 18. Jul 18, 2020

Paul shares the couple's origin story. Janie solves the Halloween. And the two tell A Tale of Two Spiders.

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Pretty Solved. episode 17. Jul 11, 2020

Paul relays an important breakthrough. Janie gets out her magnifying glass. And the duo discuss what happened at The Red Table.

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Stranded at the Drive In. episode 16 Jul 04, 2020

An exciting night out warrants an extended description. Paul reminisces about waiting on Keanu Reeves. Janie also reminisces about waiting on Keanu Reeves.

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Smiles, Everyone, Smiles! episode 15. Jun 27, 2020

Janie ponders Cancel Culture. Paul conceives his new one man show. And the duo hang in there, despite beginning to fray around the edges.
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We DO Nomi. episode 14. Jun 20, 2020

Paul renounces Christopher Columbus. Janie Disavows John Calhoun. And the twosome unveil their feelings about face coverings.

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I Dream of Janie. episode 13. Jun 13, 2020

Paul shares his frustrations over GREEN ACRES. Janie just radiates frustration. And the two prepare for a SHOWGIRLS viewing.

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A Very Special Episode ¯\_(ツ)_/¯. episode 12. Jun 06, 2020

The duo struggle with the meaning of things. Paul MIGHT revisit CIA acid guy. And Janie spills her fear of being radicalized by groovy cult life.

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Sorry in Advance. episode 11. May 30, 2020

The duo get bougie about a past vacation. Paul explains time as a flat circle. And Janie loses her religion.

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Team Bale. episode 10. May 23, 2020

Paul tries to rebrand us as an NPR car advice show for the 2020's. Janie fosters the creation of the next Cary Grant meme. And the two wonder what the CIA was REALLY up to.

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F! True Hollywood Stories. episode 9. May 16, 2020

Paul reveals his S&TC identity. Janie spoils ENTOURAGE. And the duo takes a walk down Unpleasant Hollywood Memory Lane. Hollywood Executives, DON'T listen to this one!

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Real Ordeal Holyfield. episode 8. May 09, 2020

Janie and Paul (maybe) escape a gas leak. Janie overshares about health issues. Paul pwns symbolic gestures masking capitalistic motivations. The duo make the strongest modern case for bringing back the World's Fair.

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You Get What You Pay For. Episode 7. May 02, 2020

Difficult emotions take a toll. Janie stupefies Paul with a botched Peaches song lyric. Paul waxes poetic about biking. And the duo fixes reality TV. A.R. Gurney are you listening? (From heaven?)

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Math is hard. Episode 6. Apr 25, 2020

A very special episode. As a heat advisory blankets the City of Angels, the duo has a devilishly fun time reminiscing about toys, milestones and eschewing mouth guards.

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Shakespeare or THE SECRET? Episode 5. Apr 18, 2020

Paul weighs in on silent film comedy. Jane gives her hot take on a controversial award event. And the duo analyze how time passes during a pandemic. Spoiler alert: It is not predictable or familiar.

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Hachette has an opening! Episode 4. Apr 11, 2020

Paul reveals his affinity for video games. Janie develops antibodies against misinformation. And the two share stories of Hollywood embarrassments.

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I Guess That Makes it Alright. Episode 3. Apr 04, 2020

Janie & Paul attempt ASMR. Paul reveals a secret character from his past. Janie reveals her memoir's title and scope and the duo announces a new Friday night schedule for the podcast. They continue to wish you safety and sanity.

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Teee-Toes. Episode 2. Mar 27, 2020

Kudos are sent to Tito's for making sanitizer. The couple discusses their new (one episode) sponsor. And a marriage finds its way into a Safer At Home space of gratitude and familiarity.

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Date Night. Episode 1. Mar 20, 2020

Paul and Janie introduce their limited series podcast. They share binge watching recs and a beloved family story. Also, listen for a shameless plea to documentary maker Alex Gibney and all "hollywood executives."

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