Squirrel Stories

The Stiffies, Pt. 3 May 29, 2018

The third and final week of The Stiffies features a dead (and stiff) horse along with a man and his quest to equip himself with a Magnum condom.

Déjà Vu May 16, 2018

Déjà vu is such a unique feeling, isn't it? We can be absolutely certain we've been a place and done a thing when there's no real evidence to support it. In this episode we have two déjà vu stories, one intentional and the other accidental.

The Stiffies, Pt. 2 May 02, 2018

The second week in The Stiffies series features the spirit of a friendly cat and the (drunk) girl next door.

The Stiffies, Pt. 1 Apr 25, 2018

We're getting stiff for the first of three consecutive episodes. We'll do that by dealing with all sorts of animals, along with a healthy dose of teenage awkwardness.

Gunshots Or Fireworks Apr 18, 2018

Was it a gunshot or fireworks? How did you get involved in the Russian mafia? What do you do when you're sure it's a gunshot? These are the questions we ask (and answer) in this episode.

Lost & Found Apr 11, 2018

We're getting lost. Or we're losing. And then we're (or our things are) going to try to find our (or their) way back home.

Adventures with Strangers Apr 04, 2018

Let's go on an adventure. Let's go far away from home and encounter people and circumstances that are terrifying, disgusting, and somehow so completely human.

What Happens in Vegas Gets Shared Mar 28, 2018

We this funny expression, What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. It's clever, isn't it? You can snort cocaine off a hooker's chest, get married to a stranger, or see Taylor Swift live, and no one has to know, because you claimed immunity prior to performing any of those acts.

Let Me Sleep! Mar 21, 2018

The struggle is real when some thing is in the way of our sleep. Be it a cloaked stranger, a hot toaster, a drunk friend, or even clothes.

Aaron Tyree is back for his first (of two) Season 2 appearances. Aaron shares with us two tales of just trying to go to sleep when sleep is not what those around him want him to be doing.

The Best Kind of Lunatic Mar 14, 2018

Parents can be pretty weird. Insane. Lunatics! But it's almost like that's part of their job, because we still love them just the same.

This episode features a story about a mom who believes her house is haunted, and a dad who, well, he wants what every man always wants.

[Trailer] Season 2 Mar 07, 2018

Season 2 is set to be released on March 14, and there's a lot in store. Reliving high school, dead cats, awkward sexual encounters, a couple snakes, an encounter with the Russian mob, and oh so much more. It's all coming in the next 10 episodes.

And there are a few other changes, too! We now have a Patreon page and a new website featuring quotes, merchandise, and an opportunity for you to share your stories with the show.

I Liked It! Feb 15, 2017

The things we say and the things we do aren't always what they seem.

No Boner No Boner No Boner Jan 18, 2017

While attempting to keep everything our raging hormones in check, and when just trying to get some wine from the drug store, that's when everything goes horribly, horribly wrong.

A Pissmass Carol Jan 04, 2017

The holidays mean school pageants and family time and drinking too much and peeing your pants.

Abraham Lincoln and a Taxidermied Giraffe Nov 16, 2016

We all receive injuries from time to time, but typically those injuries aren't caused by cows or by U.S. presidents.

The Flesh Of The Redeemer Nov 02, 2016

Sometimes we're unintentionally racist, but this time we're unintentionally blasphemous.

Learning To Ride The Bus Oct 19, 2016

Let's go to a new place. Let's learn a new thing. And let's do it the hard way.

Romping In The Bathroom Sep 07, 2016

Bathrooms and their stall doors. You know where this is going, don't you?

College Night ... And Drunk Jimmy Aug 24, 2016

Three bartenders, each sharing one of their many memorable evenings behind the bar.

Something Died Inside This Woman Jul 13, 2016

Two classic bathroom stories -- one with mystery, the other with too much detail!

The Hated Stranger Jun 29, 2016

What do you do when you have only seconds to face your most hated enemy, a person you've never met?

Casual Racism May 17, 2016

Walmarts, especially the one in Fort Mitchell (Kentucky), are hubs of uncomfortable oddities, but are they as uncomfortable as late-night bus rides in Seattle?

Drugs That Rhyme With Cocaine May 03, 2016

Drugs and alcohol can lead to being the worst friend ever. And it can be easier to relive those moments if they are told in the form of a children's book.

The Angriest Bagel On The Planet Apr 19, 2016

Sometimes food causes problems (we already know this). Other times, it takes a little food to make everything okay.

Lawn Turds Apr 05, 2016

Sometimes uncomfortable things happen when you rely on Taco Bell to fulfill your superstitions.

Night Diving Mar 15, 2016

You never know what you might find when night diving in the British Virgin Islands.

How I Became Employee Of The Month At Arby's Mar 02, 2016

Sometimes it takes dealing with a lot of shit to become Employee Of The Month at Arby's.

Shitting My Pants In Front Of My Students Feb 17, 2016

When you have to go, but you're in charge of a group of children.

Worst Easter Ever Feb 03, 2016

Just your everyday Easter dinner, along with automatic rifles and horse saddle tug of war.

Ham Jan 19, 2016

Find out what happens when my friend, Lora, as a child, hid a ham in an extra bedroom in her parent's new house.

Squirrels Jan 05, 2016

I kick off this crazy adventure by telling you about the time I was assaulted by a squirrel.

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