Spatulas and Speculations

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Sjm 101 - The Trove Aka; The Sun is a Star Jun 27, 2023

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This week we look at everything we know canonically about The Dread Trove and its mysterious forth sibling. We’re talking canon, myth, questions and theories

Sjm 101 - Chaos Theories and Thoughts Aka; The Wolf, The Wolf and Another Wolf Jun 20, 2023

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It’s my birthday and we’re spending it doing my favorite thing… rambling about Sjm. Let’s talk thoughts and theories on Danika, Fenrys, Spring Court and questions where the heck is Connor

Sjm 101 - The Missing Daughter Aka; The Apple Doesn’t Fall Far From The Tree Jun 13, 2023

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Today’s Episode is all about that unnamed yet constantly mentioned younger daughter of Queen Thiea. Let’s talk canon and theory and see if we can start to unravel some of these threads.

Sjm 101 - Character Deep Dive - Eris Aka; Reputation (Eris’s Version) Jun 06, 2023

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Joining me this week is one of my favorite people and she’s here to talk about one of my favorite dudes in the Sjmu. Buckle in and be prepared for theories, thoughts- all around our favorite future High Lord Eris…

Sjm 101 - Acosf 77 Aka; The Fight With Mommy’s Bucket May 30, 2023

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This week is a requested chapter breakdown of when Nesta returns her power and saves her sister, her nephew, and her (reluctant) brother-in-law. Let’s talk theory, timeline and play the “Is it Starborn or does Sarah just like the word iridescent?” Game where there are no winners.

Sjm 101 - Character Deep Dive - Amren Aka; The Puzzle Is Missing Pieces May 23, 2023

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Today we tackle the big question- WHAT IS AMREN? Valg? Asteri? Other? Spoilers… We have no clue and we probably wont know until our queen Sarah J Maas designs to tell us but we can have fun theorizing and going over what she’s left in the books to *try* and figure out.

Sjm 101 - The Book of Breathings Aka; Read Between The Lines May 16, 2023

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This week we go through all that we know and more importantly DON’T know about the book of breathings. Unsurprisingly we will both stay on topic and also get off topic at the same time. It’s a trick only Sjm can do to us.

Sjm 101 - Character Deep Dive - Amren Aka; Oh Tiny Ancient One… Part 1 May 09, 2023

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The first step in what will be a long and twisting Character deep dive. Let’s start with the canonic past of the most mysterious and complex character in the Sjm universe. Sounds easy right? RIGHT? HA. wrong.

Sjm 101- Chaos Aka; I Go About My Day And Suddenly Remember… May 02, 2023

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A small intermission episode of things that Sarah left in the books for us to spiral over… let’s talk wings: creatures with them and who might have them and where those creatures might be hanging around plus some family tree stuff.

Sjm 101- Chaos Aka; You Asked … I Rambled Apr 25, 2023

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Today we talk red heads, unhinged theories & headcanons, Hofas and more - the most relaxed episode we’ve ever had.