Slop Quest

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Slop Quest 40: Confucius Say Aug 19, 2024

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FULL EP: https://www.patreon.com/slopquest Andy has ground breaking information on Confucius that makes Ryan very angry. Then Andrew Tate’s manhood disappears. Ryan talks about how whiskey has hurt the manhood of many different societies. Then Andrew misremembers the Quizno’s Sponge Monkeys. This spurs a new ad campaign for Saab. Then Andy makes up a series of male cologne names. Then O’Neill tries to deliver the famous speech from The Princess Bride. Then the boys talk about how a woman should compliment a man. Ryan writes a sequel to Good Will Hunting. Then they talk ADA glory holes.

Slop Quest 39: : Married Red Pill Aug 12, 2024

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FULL EP HERE: https://www.patreon.com/slopquest O’Neill starts the episode with new Southern church phrases, then brags about how much micro plastics are in his nuts. Then Andy introduces O’Neill to the hilarious philosophy behind “The Married Red Pill”. O’Neill roasts the entire thing the way only O’Neill can. This inspires new business plans the boys really enjoy. Aaron has an amazing neighborhood update. O’Neill breaks his no doodie rule for a special occasion. Then the boys debate whether or not sneaky New Yorkers could bang midwestern farmer’s wives without being caught and tortured in a barn. Then Carl shoots Urkel.

Slop Quest 38: Sinus Up, We're Buying! Aug 05, 2024

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FULL EP HERE: https://www.patreon.com/slopquest The boys open strong with a DC Comics pitch about Batman’s butler, Alfred, pissing his pants constantly and trying to cover it up. Then Andy remembers all of NOFX’s lyrics all at once after he forgot about the band. Then Andy and Ryan come up with The Bad Boy Business Brothers who make online business courses which includes asserting your dominance in the office via leg humping. Then Aaron blows us away with his pitch for replacing Alfred from Batman with Alf. It’s fantastic.

Slop Quest 37: Big Earl Skakel Returns! Jul 29, 2024

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FULL EP HERE: https://www.patreon.com/slopquest Big Earl Skakel is back in the studio and there’s nothing but classic Earl talk. In other words, obscure name drops from the late 70’s, obscure name drops from the 80’s, body building talk, BBW horn doggin’, political talk, and his plans for his new special! It’s an amazing, classic Big Earl SLOPISODE!

Slop Quest 36: Fortune Cookie Fortune Jul 22, 2024

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Full Ep HERE: https://www.patreon.com/slopquest On this episode of Slop Quest Andy gets some amazing encouragement about Dolores (don’t worry, people who hate it, he doesn’t read it or try to write any more on air). Then the boys come up with an amazing “all you can eat erotic Chinese buffet for bachelorettes only featuring themed funny foods”. Then they try to get past the censors for the Sunday comics page with some sneaky word play. Then Andrew does an impression of Ryan as conspiracy theorist talk show host. Then Aaron is tired of Maddie Bosch. Then Burt saves a drunk guy’s life. The boys propose moving the White House to the middle of America. An OF chick enrages Andrew by photoshopping the choicest bits. Aaron catches a guy peeing on a plane. And Ryan is gross when he stays at hotels.

Slop Quest 35: Kick Me in the Dolores Jul 15, 2024

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FULL EP HERE: https://www.patreon.com/slopquest Andy writes the entire first chapter of Dolores and it causes him to have a real psychic connection to Aaron. One of Andy’s friends tricks him into saying hi to a fake Stephen King. Then they talk about old times out door “dogging’. Then they talk walking sticks. Then Andrew tells the tragic story of Death Mole. Then O’Neill wants to replace the White House janitors with a “topless maid” service to save money. Then Andrew reveals how Dolores affected the people closest to him.

Slop Quest 34: Hawk Tuah Quest Jul 08, 2024

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FULL EP HERE: https://www.patreon.com/slopquest The boys try to stay clean for the algorithmic gods for the first 10 minutes and fail miserably. Then Andy an amazing water park idea. Ryan and Andy argue about the appeal of the old hawk tuah. They research the invention of the fictional “robot voice” then they deep dive on one of the craziest topics ever , realistic, historically accurate Bronze Age British versus Roman beef. This argument gets heated, and historical! Then O’Neill comes up with a Bronze Age reality show. Then the deep dive on a mom’s website and there’s some business call talk. It’s great!

Slop Quest 33: You Had Me At “Throw Me Through The Door” Jul 01, 2024

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FULL EP HERE: https://www.patreon.com/slopquest Andy finds his erotic tastes have become more refined in a way that surprises everyone. Then O’Neill has some existential questions for Andy. Then the boys reminisce about 1980’s Florida. Then they create a XXX comedy trio called The Three Boobs that uses Three Stooges style antics on a porno set. Then Andy’s buddy cleans up by being a Napster DJ in college. Then they rail against the rising cost of car insurance due to expensive novelty cars. Then Andrew has a dysfunctional relationship in college and gets thrown through a door.

Slop Quest 32: Jerry Rocha Kicks Cancer in The Nutz Jun 24, 2024

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FULL EP HERE: https://www.patreon.com/slopquest On today’s episode we have one of the boys’ best buds of all time, Jerry Rocha's finally on. He details his harrowing battle with stage four cancer that was diagnosed as terminal. This is a brutal, terrifying and tear jerking account that's non stop laughs.

Slop Quest 31: Crucified by Chocolate Jun 17, 2024

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FULL EP HERE: https://www.patreon.com/slopquest Andrew has another dream about Killer Kops. Ryan buys vintage toys. Andy’s dad sings him awake as a child . Then the boys discuss the saddest way to go fishing. Then they revisit the logistics of the “dildo in the hotdog bun” routine. Then there’s a lion that only goes pee peat night time. Then there’s an intense neighborhood situation with Aaron. Then Andy finds a Tesla owner who loves Elon too much. Then they talk about Ned Ludd and finally Pelosi gives an incredible speech.

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