Short Stories of Augie Peterson

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Spooky Mad Libs Jan 02, 2020

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Happy new year, folks! I hope you enjoyed your debauchery or lack thereof. Either way, you'll definitely enjoy how hilarious the results are when I asked Twitter for random words and inserted them into a few Mad Libs stories!

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Bloopers Episode 2 Dec 24, 2019

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Happy Holidays! I hope this Christmas Eve treat is just what you need to get in the mood to celebrate!

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"Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Next Generation" Movie Review Dec 20, 2019

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Matthew McConaughey and Renee Zelweger join the roster in this remake (touted as the proper sequel and directed by the first film's screenwriter) of the classic TCM!

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Der Hund Dec 10, 2019

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Family secrets, an empath caught in the middle, and a gift that keeps on giving.

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Music credit:

Take Off and Shoot a Zero by Chris Zabriskie is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) Source: http://chriszabriskie.com/stuntisland/ Artist: http://chriszabriskie.com/

Post-Thanksgiving Minisode: "Aquaman (2018)" Movie Review Dec 05, 2019

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This is the kind of stuff my patrons get on the regular; Unscripted, honest reviews of the occasional movie.

Usually I do these for random movies I watch and happen to enjoy, those are posted randomly as I see the films. This one, however, was a review of a movie I wasn't too keen on, but it was part of the bonus material my patrons had access to over the course of my recent two month hiatus which, if you've been paying attention, you'll know is going to become an annual tradition for me.

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Giving Thanks Nov 26, 2019

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This Thanksgiving story is one I'm extremely proud to present! I went the old fashioned route for this episode, and the majority of sound effects you hear are from yours truly!

Hope you all have a happy Thanksgiving, folks! Enjoy the feast!

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"Texas Chainsaw Massacre 3" Movie Review Nov 21, 2019

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I thought I liked this movie until I really thought about it. They had us in the first half, not gonna lie.

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One of the Lucky Ones Nov 12, 2019