Shiitake with Selina

Super-superficial Apr 15, 2024

I’ve always wanted a boob job and finally got the courage to get a consult. Let’s just say I was hit with that hard truth, hard cost, and some disappointment. I guess we all can’t have perfect boobs.

Sleeping with the Enemy Mar 25, 2024

In this episode Selina goes a little crazy trying to fight off unwanted guests that keep coming up from her childhood past.

Plastic bottle tequila Nov 11, 2023

There’s a huge difference in people who drink plastic bottle tequila, glass bottle premium tequila, or don julio 1942. Which tequila group are you part of? Don’t ever settle for plastic bottle tequila, you’re better than that. Set your standards higher and your goals to don julio 1942.

Butter at the bbq Nov 11, 2023

My opinion of Instagram selfies and stolen quotes. Why you shouldn’t bring butter to a bbq. And more rants and raves and their stupid complaints.

Kind of funny Nov 11, 2023

Children have become so ungrateful and entitled. Where did manners go anyway? A kind of funny story about a public event involving rude children and well behaved lizzards.

Matchie Nov 11, 2023

What happened to my podcast? I know I’ve been away a while and he’s why. But I’m back, only when I feel like it of course.

I am Sexist Jun 03, 2023

I am sexist and so are you.

Jim the Lizard King May 21, 2023

The story of the real Lizard King. Jim gets captured by a sadistic human, only to be caught in the middle of some horrible experiment. While in captivity he gets a taste of the good life, and he’s showered with fake love, and fake sunshine. Meanwhile the real love and sunshine exists so close, yet so far away. Will Jim ever have the real thing again? Or is he forced into this artificial reality forever?

Pregnancy Sucks Aug 15, 2022

The worst part of pregnancy wasn’t the labor. It was everything leading up to that. Here’s a short story about one of my favorite irritating pregnancy encounters.

Dickheads and Money Jul 23, 2022

Customer service sucks! It’s the most emotionally draining job ever! Unfortunately most things have become all about customer service these days…but will we have enough employees to staff these businesses in the future?

Season 2 Finale Jun 10, 2022

I’ll tell you my favorite episodes and favorite parts about season 2. Also some of my not so favorite parts. I answer some questions listeners had and add closure to some episodes.

Oh Christmas tree. Nov 29, 2021

I few years ago I entered a Christmas tree contest thinking I was creative and artistic. Turns out people are boring and only like traditional Christmas trees. Now each year my tree is the most hated.

New year, new Virus Jan 12, 2021

A look at 2020 and all the weird things that happened from the BLM protests to the election.

The COV Mar 24, 2020

A kind of funny kind of real outlook on the covid-19 pandemic from a nurses perspective.

A recap of season 1 Jul 22, 2019

A recap of season 1 and your favorite episodes. I’ll be telling all of you a little more about myself and my learning experiences in starting my own podcast, plus a very special interview with the tweedle brothers.

Goodbye... kind of. Jul 15, 2019

Season 1 finale of Shiitake with Selina. All secrets reveled about the abandoned lady’s real story and what all her friends and family have said about her and her husband.

The Chronic 2019 Jul 12, 2019

So many people love weed, but I don't, I hate it. For some reason, people who love weed feel the need to try and change my opinion and validate why they should be able to smoke weed. My whole life everyone around me has had their strong views on why weed is actually a good thing. Well here are my opinions on the whole weed topic. Let's see how many people I can piss off today!

Living My Best Life! Jun 24, 2019

Life always will have its ups and downs, and sometimes, let's face it, we're all a little crazy. If at anytime you decide it's a good idea to have a mental break down what you should not do, is film your entire breakdown on social media for the world to see. What you should do is listen to your friends who are telling you the truth!

Redemption of the Abandoned Lady Jun 17, 2019

I fessed up. I finally told the abandoned lady I’ve been talking about her. I gave her a chance for redemption a chance to talk about me. This is my interview with the abandoned lady. Find out why she can’t work and why she’s abandoned by her husband.

Naughty Shiitake Jun 10, 2019

A look into the future when the sun explodes, and how I really feel about breastfeeding.