Sex + Violence

Some Very Tragic News Dec 27, 2018

Topgallant Radio has some very tragic news regarding Ryan Snyder, co-creator and co-host of Sex + Violence.

083 Legend of Drunken Master Dec 20, 2018

Time for the legendary drunken masters to watch Legend of Drunken Master! TopgallantRadio.com - Radio for sailors

082 About Time Dec 13, 2018

It’s everybody’s favorite time travel flick: About Time! THEY LAWD! topgallantradio.com - radio for sailors

081 Layer Cake Dec 06, 2018

The boyos talk about Layer Cake, the film that showed Daniel Craig is a leading man and Matthew Vaughn can make a movie! Also: Michael Gambon is dastardly British! TopgallantRadio.com - Radio for sailors

080 Blow Nov 29, 2018

Heyyy, it’s Blow! Paul Reuben is in it! TopgallantRadio.com - Radio for sailors

079 Hocus Pocus with "Michelle Monaghan" Nov 22, 2018

The lost episode is here! Gabe-less and full of “Michelle Monaghan!” They chatting up “Michelle Monaghan’s” favorite film ever: Hocus Pocus! The one with Sarah Jessica Parker! You know what that is! Don’t pretend you don’t! TopgallantRadio.com - Radio for sailors

078 Yojimbo Nov 15, 2018

Hey, you ever heard of Yojimbo? If you’re movie person, of course you have? If ye haven’t, GET OUTTA HERE! TopgallantRadio.com - Radio for sailors

077 Early Oscar Buzz and Chitchat with Daniel Gonzalez Nov 08, 2018

We’re all soooooo busy! Gabe is replaced with Daniel Gonzalez (Slow Readers) and are tooooooo busyyyy to watch any new movies! So they go on about early Oscar buzz and various movies they’ve seen, like First Man, A Star is Born, and Mandy. YOU’RE WELCOME, AMERICA! TopgallantRadio.com - Radio for sailors

076 Barbarella: Queen of the Galaxy Oct 25, 2018

Hey guys, looking for a movie to remake in modern times? Here’s a fresh one! It’s just sitting there, waiting to be remade… 3:46 Barbarella: Queen of the Galaxy 30:34 Hero, Not A Hero TopgallantRadio.com - Radio for sailors

075 Burnt Oct 18, 2018

The 86 List returns! Man, I hope this goes on for another, like, million episodes! More 86! The boyos talk about a Bradley Cooper movie or something! 4:26 Burnt & The 86 List 32:47 Games! Hero, Not A Hero 41:35 The What's Next Elimination Game: SEXXX TopgallantRadio.com - Radio for sailors

074 Who Framed Roger Rabbit? with Anthony DeSanctis Oct 11, 2018

Ryan effed off somewhere this week, so Gabriel is talking with filmmaker Anthony DeSanctis! They’re talking up Who Framed Roger Rabbit?, one of the greatest movies ever made! Who needs Ryan anymore? Not me! Dir. Robert Zemeckis, 1988. Starring Bob Hoskins. 4:15 Anthony DeSanctis and His Favorite Movies 6:17 La La Land Again 11:22 Who Framed Roger Rabbit? 26:28 Impression Hour! 45:06 Watcha Watchin Lately 52:27 MAN OF STEEL FIGHT 1:04:47 Double Feature Double Trouble: HOW DID I END UP WITH KIDS?! TopgallantRadio.com - Radio for sailors

073 Mandy with Steven Bost and Ryan Hill Oct 04, 2018

The 86 List can wait! It’s Mandy time! These nerds are too hung over to appreciate the Cheddar Goblin! They’ll conclude the 86 List next week if you like all that food stuff! 2:32 Mandy 12:27 Mandy Spoiler Talk 31:13 Gabe Excuses Himself to Throw Up TopgallantRadio.com - Radio for sailors

072 Cocktail with Neil Heimsoth Sep 27, 2018

Hurry! The mayor of Bethlehem, Neil Heimsoth, finally appears! They talk about a Tom Cruise film about, uh, cocktails! 2:35 Cocktail and The 86 List 38:00 Hero Not A Hero TopgallantRadio.com - Radio for sailors

071 The Five-Year Engagement with "Michelle Monaghan" and The Professor Sep 20, 2018

The boyos invite their girlos on the show! Michelle Monaghan and La Profesora bring with them The Five-Year Engagement! Who would ever want to be around these gross guys! EDIT: Oh, and this is part of the 86 List, I guess… GAWD! Dir. Nicholas Stoller, 2012 Starring Jason Segel and Emily Blunt 6:06 Five Year Engagement 41:48 Hero, Not A Hero TopgallantRadio.com - Radio for sailors

070 Waiting... with Steve Bost Sep 13, 2018

The 86 List returns! Remember Waiting…? It’s that Ryan Reynolds movie! He’s the Green Lantern! EDIT: This episode stars Steve Bost. No, they couldn't get Reynolds. 6:21 The 86 List and Waiting... 58:05 Hero, Not A Hero TopgallantRadio.com - Radio for sailors

069 Lists! Sep 06, 2018

Have 69th episode, all your gross, wet lovers! What's in store for us today? A whole mess of lists! Cuz let's be honest, you guys are here for Hero Not A Hero. It's the best thing ever! 8:29 Sacrificial Lambs 25:35 Futurama "30% Iron Chef" 42:42 Hero, Not A Hero 52:00 Double Feature Double Trouble: Based on True Events TopgallantRadio.com - Radio for sailors

068 Ratatouille Aug 30, 2018

Back on track with the 86 List! They're doing food movies! The boyos are watching this Pixar movie with the great Patton Oswalt! Nothing says sex and violence like Pixar! Dir. Brad Bird, 2007. 4:41 Lent and Liquor 6:35 The 86 List and Ratatouille 24:01 The Bar Test and The Katie Katestz 35:10 Watcha Watchin Lately: Space Jam, Back to the Future, Crazy Rich Asians 48:34 Hero, Not A Hero 53:59 Double Feature Double Trouble: Underrated Animated Films TopgallantRadio.com - Radio for sailors

067 City of God with Bella Madrigal, Katie Kametz, and Daniel Gonzalez Aug 23, 2018

The 86 series continues with... City of God? There's scenes of people eating... I think? Ryan is not here this week. The legendary Bella Madrigal and Katie "KAK" Kametz class up the conversation! Daniel Gonzalez (Slow Readers) sets the bar lower! TopgallantRadio.com - Radio for sailors

066 Jiro Dreams of Sushi with Daniel Gonzalez Aug 16, 2018

Our first documentary! Nothing says punk rock like an 85 year old, three Michelin Star sushi chef! Daniel (Slow Readers, The Shadow From the Deep) returns! UGH! 6:41 The 86 List & Jiro Dreams of Sushi 40:32 The Katie Katestz 51:29 Watcha Watchin Lately: Vertigo, Lone Wolf & Cub, Alien Covenant 56:00 Hero/Not A Hero 1:04:10 Fantasy Double Feature Showdown: New York Stories TopgallantRadio.com - Radio for sailors

065 Top 5 Double Features! with Daniel Gonzalez Aug 09, 2018

No Gabe? No movie? BEST EPISODE EVER! Daniel Gonzalez (Slow Readers, author) returns to talk fantasy double features and Kubrick! Best episode EVER! 3:20 Watcha Watchin Lately: Black Dahlia Again, Sin City, Kubrick 20:14 Top Five Wishlist Double Features TopgallantRadio.com - Radio for sailors

064 The Spectacular Now Aug 02, 2018

Whisperfest 2018! Grouchy Ryan versus Madman Gabriel! They debate the qualities of some movie called The Spectacular Now! TopgallantRadio.com - Radio for sailors

063 Killer Klowns from Outer Space Jul 26, 2018

Lord on high! They gang is talking about that one movie you've used to see all the time at Blockbuster! Dir. the Chiodo Brothers, 1988. 3:30 Killer Klowns From Outer Space 23:33 The Bar Exam and The Katie Katestz 32:05 Watcha Watchin Lately - Three Identical Strangers, Goon 2, Mask, Ready Player One 35:51 Hero, Not A Hero 48:48 What's Next TopgallantRadio.com

062 Goon Jul 19, 2018

Ya ever heard about Goon? Turns out, it's pretty good! Seriously, check it out! Dir. Michael Dowse, 2011. Starring Seann William Scott, Alison Pill, and Liev Schreiber. 2:54 Goon 21:14 The Katie Katestz and The Bar Exam 30:00 Watcha Watchin Lately: Still Lost in Space, Shaft 40:40 What's Next TopgallantRadio.com - Radio for sailors

061 Gerald's Game with Daniel Gonzalez Jul 12, 2018

The boyos handcuff themselves to Daniel Gonzalez (Slow Readers) to discuss this unsettling Stephen King adaptation! It star Carla Gugino! Yay! 5:30 Gerald's Game 38:26 The Bar Test and The Katie Katestz 47:07 Watcha Watchin Lately: Ed Wood, Ant Man and The Wasp, The Vietnam War 55:43 The Vietnam War TopgallantRadio.com - Radio for sailors

060 Burning with Jay Overdorf Jul 05, 2018

Another flim flam just in time for jim jam! Flim Jay Overdorf brings flam Burning to jim jam Sex + Violence! Burning is (hopefully) a real movie! You can catch the whole thing on YouTube! Jay Overdorf's YouTube channel: MAXIMUM OVERDORF FILMS 3:35 Jay Overdorf and his Magical Museum of Horrors; or COME LOOK AT MY SHIT 20:20 The Burning 48:40 The VCR Test and The Katie Katestz TopgallantRadio.com - Radio for sailors

059 We're Back! A Dinosaur's Story Jun 28, 2018

Seriously now? The boyos who loved Riki-Oh watch a long forgotten animated movie about dinosaurs eating brain food from aliens. Hurry up and talk about Brotherhood of the Wolf already!! 2:59 We're Back! A Dinosaur's Story 35:43 Watcha Watchin Lately: Todd McFarlane's Spawn, The Americans 40:48 What's Next TopgallantRadio.com - Radio for sailors

058 The Return of the Living Dead Jun 21, 2018

The boyos from the bayous decide to chat about that one zombie movie you forgot existed. Dir. Dan O'Bannon, 1985 2:50 The Return of the Living Dead 35:59 Movie News??? Creed 2??? 37:30 Watcha Watchin Lately: Crystal Lake Memories, Incredibles 2, First Reformed, Richard Pryor: Live in Concert 55:10 The Show Me Yours, I'll Show You Mine Game: Palate Cleanser Edition TopgallantRadio.com - Radio for sailors

057 Blade of the Immortal Jun 14, 2018

These dorks discuss a manga adaptation by the guy who defaced Hara-kiri! They also seem to like it. Which only makes me more suspicious... Dir. Takashi Miike, 2017. 1:56 Blade of the Immortal 26:21 VCR Test and the Katie Katestz 37:33 Television in the '00s, Michelle Monaghan Likes & Dislikes, TRL, Dragonball Z 40:41 Watcha Been Watchin Lately 52:11 The What's Next Game TopgallantRadio.com - Radio for sailors

056 Bram Stoker's Dracula (with Daniel Gonzalez) Jun 07, 2018

Great bolts of lightning! The bloody n sexy boyos are hitting up a movie that's both great and not very good! Put on your fakest eastern European and British accents! It's Gary Oldman as a vampire! Dir. Francis Ford Coppola, 1992. Starring Gary Oldman, Winona Ryder, and Anthony Hopkins. 2:11 New Studio? 3:41 An Extremely Long Talk About Bram Stoker's Dracula, Van Helsing, True Blood, Dead and Loving It, Untold, Nosferatus, and all sorts of other Vampire Nonsense 32:16 Tom Waits, Ryan Adams, The Smashing Pumpkins, or Daniel and Gabriel Rehash Decade Old Arguments 44:22 The Katie Kametz Test, or The Katie Katestz 53:13 Watcha Been Watchin Lately? 1:02:47 Next Week TopgallantRadio.com - Radio for sailors

My Groady Valentine: Nightbreed with Jay Overdorf May 31, 2018

Have another slice of MGV with your goofballs! Jay Overdorf (Maximum Overdorf Films, 3BR Pictures) wants to talk about a Clive Barker movie. GAWD! It's Nightbreed, starring David Cronenberg and a bunch of other actors you've never heard of. Dir. Clive Barker, 1990. TopgallantRadio.com - Radio for sailors

055 Lady Bird (with Katie Kametz) May 24, 2018

Nothing says punk rock like Lady Bird! They got the amazing Katie Kametz on the show to talk about how much she loves La La Land! Dir. Greta Gerwig, 2017. Starring Saoirse Ronan and Laura Metcalf. 5:13 KAK ATTACK 18:58 Lady Bird 48:16 La La Land: Round 1 1:03:01 What Are You Watching Lately? TopgallantRadio.com - Radio for sailors

My Groady Valentine: U Turn (featuring Matt Raimo) May 17, 2018

Matt Raimo (The Waveback Podcast, Ring the Bell with JR Perez, and Backdrops and Bodyslams) brings you this... movie? It's got America's sweethearts, Sean Penn and Jennifer Lopez, in an Oliver Stone flick! The movie's about major highways coming alive and eating people! Dir. Oliver Stone, 1997. Starring Sean Penn, Jennifer Lopez, and Nick Nolte. http://geekade.com/waveback TopgallantRadio.com - Radio for sailors

054 Sid and Nancy May 10, 2018

Oh my LAWD! Can you believe these dorks finally fulfilled the promise of being a 'punk rock movie podcast' by doing a punk rock movie? What have we come to?? This is about some band called the Sex Pistols. Dir. Alex Cox, 1986. Starring Gary Oldman and Chloe Webb. 2:29 Punk Rock Music 8:44 Sid & Nancy 37:53 What Are You Watching Lately - Bond Talk 45:40 WAYWL - Endless Poetry and Jodorowsky 47:59 The Boys Are Back in Town - Bratpack 53:12 Next Week? And Plugs TopgallantRadio.com - Radio for sailors

053 Blue Ruin (with Daniel Reichl) May 03, 2018

Returning to the filmmaker from our episode one... We hit up the amazing Blue Ruin! From the director of Green Room! Daniel Reichl (Slow Readers) shows up for whatever reason. Dir. Jeremy Saulnier, 2013 Starring Macon Blair. 3:15 Black Panthers? 4:31 The Clown Prince of Topgallant Radio 8:59 Ronda Rousey Roundabout 9:56 Millar Time 11:30 Millar Time Lite: Kick-Ass 12:53 Blue Glasses, Blue Skin 14:14 Blue Ruin 50:04 The Boys Are Back In Town 1:07:18 What Are You Watching Lately? 1:11:54 Cointosses & Plugs 1:17:12 SPOILERIFIC Avengers: Infinity War Talk FART TopgallantRadio.com - Radio for sailors

052 Crimes of Passion Apr 26, 2018

While you guys out there flock to see the biggest superhero flick ever, these dweebs are milking their duds over something called Crimes of Passion! Yay? 3:12 Crimes of Passion? 20:00 Southland Tales? 30:33 What Not to Do 101 32:57 What Not to Do 201: The Dark Knight Rises 42:32 What Are You Watching Lately? 43:11 Hero Stories? 47:37 THE BOYS ARE BACK IN TOWN 50:18 A Smidgen of Avengers Talk 53:18 Ugh, Venom 57:03 What's Next for S&V?! Dir. Ken Russell, 1984. Starring Kathleen Turner and Anthony Perkins. TopgallantRadio.com - Radio for sailors

051 Brawl In Cell Block 99 Apr 19, 2018

Hitting up a badass bloody prison flick! Complete polar opposite to the goofball Ricky-Oh flick, but holy crap is it great! Dir. S Craig Zahler, 2017. Starring Vince Vaughn, Jennifer Carpenter, Don Johnson, and Udo Kier. TopgallantRadio.com - Radio for sailors

050 Class of 1984 and The Warriors (with Tyler Martis) Apr 12, 2018

FIFTY EPISODES, BABY! Finally! They finally cover the film you've all been waiting for: Class of 1984! You can finally stop asking for it! They also cover some gang movie called The Warriors or whatever... Featuring the incredible artist Tyler Martis! tylermartisdesign.bigcartel.com Dir. Mark Lester, 1982. Starring Perry King and Michel J Fox. Dir. Walter Hill, 1979. 6:50 The Last Jedi...Still 10:51 Tyler "The Most Artist" Martis 13:31 Ryan Pulls a Daniel 14:18 Happy Birthday, Ryan! Also MERCH 17:34 Class of 1984 42:43 The Warriors 1:07:54 What Are You Watching Lately? 1:15:39 The BOYS Are Back in Town 1:26:02 The Contest TopgallantRadio.com - Radio for sailors

049.5 Victory Lap! Apr 05, 2018

The sexy bloody bros pull a real Slow Readers here and just kinda kill time. But if you think this episode is gonna be a waste, just know that Ryan has finally watched Justice League. Lordy! 10:00 Let's Be Frank! 20:26 Looking to the Future 24:27 Get Well Soon, Kev 30:42 Ryan Finally Watches Justice League. Lord. 38:53 Venom. Ugh. 44:38 Looking Back! Our Favorites of Last Year, Kinda Sorta Ranked 1:02:48 Looking Ahead Again! In Terms of Potential Episodes, I Mean TopgallantRadio.com - Radio for sailors

My Groady Valentine #6 Martyrs (with Alex Thompson) Mar 29, 2018

WARNING: Contains sound clips from the film Martyrs which may be upsetting to listeners. Film writer guy Alex Thompson picks your average, run-of-the-mill, warm and fuzzy flick set in the French extreme cinema. Yay? Dir. Pascal Laugier, 2008. benefitsofaclassicaleducation.wordpress.com Follow Alex Thompson on Twitter @BeneClasEdu TopgallantRadio.com - Radio for sailors

049 Snake Eyes (with Daniel Reichl) Mar 22, 2018

"I was three feet away from a known terrorist, and I had my eyes buried in some broad's tits." - Gary Sinese. Dir. Brian De Palma, 1998. Starring Nicolas Cage, Gary Sinese, and Carla Gugino. 5:43 What Have You Seen Lately? 20:14 Snake Eyes 23:28 8MM? 44:55 Let's Be Frank 50:55 FILMSPOTTING MADNESS PIGGYBACK FUNTIME 1:00:12 Daniel Loses His Shit About Schindler's List TopgallantRadio.com - Radio for sailors

048 Lady Vengeance (with Phil La Porta from the Whiparound) Mar 15, 2018

The science guy from the Whiparound podcast wanders up to the old Topgallant East headquarters! Just in time to discuss the most underwhelming followup to Oldboy in film history! Dir. Park Chan-wook, 2005. Starring Lee Young-ae and Choi Min-sik. thewhiparoundpodcast.com 0:55 Phil's Here! 4:41 What Have You Seen Lately? 17:18 Lady Vengeance 52:55 Friends...? Featuring (ugh) Danny (Slow Readers) TopgallantRadio.com - Radio for sailors

047 Lone Wolf and Cub 3: Baby Cart to Hades Mar 08, 2018

he Lone Wolf and Cub series continues to run its excellent films into the ground as the bloody sexy boyos continue to do likewise with their show. 4:00 What're We Watching 11:26 Lone Wolf & Cub 3: Baby Cart to Hades 48:26 Let's Be Frank 51:21 Doctor Who? 1:00:06 Oscar Talk 1:06:37 Annihilation TopgallantRadio.com - Radio for sailors

My Groady Valentine #5 Drive (with Daniel Reichl) Mar 01, 2018

Daniel Reichl (writer, Slow Readers host, world's greatest lover) pops up his collar to discuss the coolest, grooviest, bloodiest pulp hit regarding psychopathic silent drivers. Nightcall, baby! Dir. Nicholas Winding Refn, 2011. Starring Ryan Gosling, Carey Mulligan, and Oscar Isaac. TopgallantRadio.com - Radio for sailors

046 The Host Feb 22, 2018

This is the Korean one. Not the scifi film with Saoirse Ronan. It's got a big monster in it! Dir. Bong Joo-ho, 2006. 2:09 19 Crimes: The Uprising 4:08 The Host 37:28 Recast Game 50:44 What Did You See This Week? 59:00 Let's Be Frank 1:08:36 What Is The Alan Smithee Game? TopgallantRadio.com - Radio for sailors

My Groady Valentine #4 Near Dark (with Shaun Hayes) Feb 15, 2018

The SNV boys are feeling lazy. GUH! So we got another MGV episode! Call it a valentine's special? Anyway, Shaun Hayes (The Whiparound podcast) chats about the badass vampire flick from Kathryn Bigelow! Check out the Whiparound podcast on iTunes. Then follow them on Instagram, Twitter, and Facebook! www.thewhiparoundpodcast.com Dir. Kathryn Bigelow, 1987. Starring Lance Henrickson, Bill Paxton, Jenny Wright, and Adrian Pasdar. TopgallantRadio.com - Radio for sailors

045 Dirty Dancing: Havana Nights (with "Michelle Monaghan" and The Professor) Feb 08, 2018

It's the prequel/reimagining you never asked for! "Michelle Monaghan" and Le Professora join in on the "fun!" Can you believe it's taken this long to get ladies to guest on their show? Geez! Dir. Guy Ferland, 2004. Starring Romola Garai and Diego Luna.

044 Eastern Promises Feb 01, 2018

"Now I'm going to do his teeth and cut off his fingers. You might want to leave room." Ya'll don't wanna leave the room as Daniel Reichl (Slow Readers) returns to discuss what's possibly the best movie the ole dirty boys ever covered! Dir. David Cronenberg, 2007. Starring Viggo Mortensen, Naomi Watts, and Vincent Cassel. 02:15 - The Passion of the Christ 8:30 Akira 17:30 Eastern Promises 1:02:30 Let's Be Frank 1:08:00 Coming up next... TopgallantRadio.com - Radio for sailors

043 Critters Jan 25, 2018

The only film that can follow Possession and Streets of Fire... is Critters. There has to be some sort of perfect trifecta with these three here. Dir. Stephen Herek, 1986. Starring M Emmet Walsh, Dee Wallace, and Billy "Green" Bush. 10:00 - Critters talk

042 Streets of Fire Jan 18, 2018

McCoy! Michael Pare! Walter Hill! Diane Lane! This movie is the greatest thing EVER! THE STREETS ARE ON FIRE!!! Dir. Walter Hill, 1984. Starring Michael Pare, Diane Lane, Rick Moranis, and William Defoe. TopgallantRadio.com - Radio for sailors

041 Possession Jan 11, 2018

Oh no! They're breaking out Possession this time around! You've never heard about, but it's the best movie you'll never be able to sit through! These nerds loved it, of course! Ugh! Dir. Andrzej Zulawski, 1981. Starring Isabelle Adjani and Sam Neil.

040 Blade Runner 2049 (with Daniel Reichl) Jan 04, 2018

Another great cross-over event with Slow Readers! The sicko boyos talk about the new Blade Runner sequel! Daniel Reichl (Slow Readers) makes his fourth appearance! The discussion continues on Slow Readers with the boring book this is all based on. Dir. Denis Villeneuve, 2017. Starring Ryan Gosling, Harrison Ford, and Ana de Armas.

039 The Street Fighter Dec 28, 2017

Bringing you some post-holiday cheer: the boys discuss this disgusting, groady-ass piece of X-rated Kung Fu cinema. Oh, Sonny Chiba, how could you? Dir. Shigehiro Ozawa, 1974. Starring Sonny Chiba. TopgallantRadio.com - Radio for sailors

038 Gremlins Dec 21, 2017

Ugh! Another obscure niche film! Merry Xmas! Dir. Joe Dante, 1984. Starring Zach Galligan and Phoebe Cates. TopgallantRadio.com - Radio for sailors

037 Six-String Samurai Dec 14, 2017

This is the kinda film that satiates that growing urge you have. The one where you pick your guitar, strap on your samurai sword, and head to Las Vegas through the post-apocalyptic wasteland in order to claim your inheritance as Elvis's son! Dir. Lance Mungia, 1998. Starring Jeffrey Falcon. TopgallantRadio.com - Radio for sailors

036 Punisher: War Zone Dec 07, 2017

Oh my, what is Punisher: War Zone? It has Dominic West? What the heck? Dir. Lexi Alexander, 2008. Starring Ray Stevenson and Dominic West.

035 Black Snake Moan Nov 30, 2017

Grab your bible! Strap an iron chain to your woman! This is Black Snake Moan day! It's a great movie, seriously! Dir. Craig Brewer, 2007. Starring Samuel L Jackson, Christina Ricci, and Justin Timberlake.

034 Dirty Dancing Nov 22, 2017

Gabriel gracefully catches Ryan in his arms as they discuss Dirty Dancing! Swayze, baby!! Dir. Emile Ardolino, 1987. Starring Patrick Swayze and Jennifer Grey. TopgallantRadio.com - Radio for sailors

My Groady Valentine #3 Big Trouble in Little China (with Ryan Snyder) Nov 16, 2017

*grunt* Here's another My Groady Valentine. With *burp* Ryan Snyder. He chats up the greatest movie ever. Big Trouble in Little China. *scratches self* Dir. John Carpenter, 1986. Starring Kurt Russell, Kim Cattrell, Dennis Dun, and James Hong. TopgallantRadio.com - Radio for sailors

033 Ladies and Gentlemen, The Fabulous Stains Nov 09, 2017

What is it? I dunno. Never heard of it. But it stares a young everybody. Diane Lane, Ray Winstone, Laura Dern... So yeah. Cool? There's music in it. Dir. Lou Adler, 1982. Starring Diane Lane, Ray Winstone, and Laura Dern. TopgallantRadio.com - Radio for sailors

032 From Beyond Nov 02, 2017

Stuart Gordon. H.P. Lovecraft. Jeffrey Combs. Barbary Crampton. This ain't Re-Animator. This is goddam From Beyond! A grosser, kinkier Re-Animator! Dir. Stuart Gordon, 1986. Starring Jeffrey Combs, Barbara Crampton, and Ken Foree. TopgallantRadio.com - Radio for Sailors

031 Starship Troopers (with Daniel Reichl) Oct 26, 2017

Daniel (Slow Readers) comes back for a bug hunt! Ryan doesn't like Starship Troopers! Why doesn't he like Starship Troopers? Dir. Paul Verhoeven, 1997. Starring Casper Van Dien, Dina Meyer, Denise Richards, and Neil Patrick Harris.

My Groady Valentine #2 Repo! The Genetic Opera with Philip R. La Porta Oct 19, 2017

The doc is back! As is My Groady Valentine! In this spin-off series, a guest gabs on about a gross/pulpy/violent/kinky movie that he or she loves. That includes rock operas from ten years ago costarring Paris Hilton! Phil the physicist/magician is our tour guide to cosmos! Repo! The Genetic Opera. Dir. Darren Lynn Bousman, 2008. Starring Alexa Vega. Follow Philip R. La Porta on Twitter: @PRL_Alchemist TopgallantRadio.com - Radio for Sailors

030 Sleepaway Camp Oct 13, 2017

The episode has an audio issue, features an extended cameo of Michelle Monaghan (Ryan's wife, Emily), and is publishing like ten hours late. Happy thirty episodes, guys! The movie is Sleepaway Camp! It features one of the most infamous appearances of a penis! Dir. Robert Hiltzik, 1983. Starring Felissa Rose. TopgallantRadio.com - Radio for sailors.

029 Sing Street Oct 05, 2017

You better believe that the blood n guts boys are talking about some CGI kids film where animals try America's Got Talent. What a bunch of weirdos! Ryan leaves his wife for this movie. Dir. John Carney, 2016. Starring Ferdia Walsh-Peelo, Lucy Boynton, and Jack Reynor.

028 Oldboy (2013) with Philip R. La Porta Sep 28, 2017

Remember that Oldboy movie? Yeah, that amazing Korean film from almost 15 years ago? Yeah, this isn't it. Some guy called Philip R. La Porta shows up to talk about (my future wife) Elizabeth Olsen. Follow Philip R. La Porta on Twitter: @PRL_Alchemist Dir. Spike Lee, 2013. Starring Josh Brolin, Elizabeth Olsen, and Sharlto Copley.

027 Frank Sep 21, 2017

Frank? More like STANK. Dir. Lenny Abrahamson, 2014. Starring Domhnall Gleeson, Maggie Gyllenhaal, and Michael Fassbender.

026 Lone Wolf and Cub: Baby Cart at the River Styx Sep 14, 2017

Gabe and Ryan finally get their crap together for a new proper episode. GAWD! They hit up a sequel to the movie in episode two. It has the longest title ever. Dir. Kenji Misumi, 1972. Starring Tomisaburo Wakayama.

My Groady Valentine #1 (with Tashay Gonzalez) Sep 07, 2017

What is this crap? This aint no Sexy n Bloods! No, this is a special segment! Gabriel interviews a friend (or, in the future, non-friend?) about their favorite violent/sexy film. Tashay (Only Lovers Left in the Library) discusses Hard Candy! It's about a man in his 30s coercing a young teen into his home... and then what you think happens doesn't happen and it goes bonkers! Dir. David Slade, 2005. Starring Ellen Page and Patrick Wilson. Special guest: Tashay Gonzalez (@tashygrl). thinktashay.com https://tinyurl.com/yat5cjlf

025 Nocturnal Animals Aug 31, 2017

Rats got into the actual 25th episode, so episode 26 will now be 25! Yay! They cover Nocturnal Animals, which is a great movie! Move over, John Waters! You're pushed a week! Dir, Tom Ford, 2016. Starring Amy Adams, Jake Gyllenhaal, Michael Shannon, and Aaron Taylor-Johnson.

024 A Guide to Recognizing Your Saints Aug 24, 2017

The nerds pick another high art fart-fest. GOOD. JOB. Dir. Dito Montiel, 2006. Starring Robert Downey Jr, Shia LaBeouf, and Channing Tatum.

023 Riki-Oh: The Story of Ricky Aug 17, 2017

Holy exploding heads, you guys! Pervert Gabriel selects this schlocky kung fu/prison flick about a man who punches holes through people! It's the best thing ever! Dir. Lam Nai-cho, 1991. Starring Fan Siu-wong.

022 Monster Aug 10, 2017

Nothing sexier than a serial killer prostitute! Before there was Wonder Woman, there was Aileen Wuornos! Played by the Atomic Blonde! And the Casper girl plays her girlfriend! Thanks Ryan! Dir. Patty Jenkins, 2003. Starring Charlize Theron and Christina Ricci.

021 L.A. Confidential (with Daniel Reichl) Aug 03, 2017

Cross over week continues! Daniel from Slow Readers pops in to discuss this hardnosed detective flick! Check out part one of the cross over in Slow Readers where they discuss the novel by James Ellroy! Enjoy it while it lasts, booger eaters! Dir. Curtis Hanson, 1997. Starring Kevin Spacey, Guy Pierce, Russell Crowe, and Kim Basinger.

020 Lethal Weapon 1 & 2 (with Steve Bost and Ryan Hill) Jul 27, 2017

All roads lead to this! The Shane Black List jumps the shark with the first two Lethal Weapon movies! Shane Black wrote those movies! Oh mah gawd! Joining them are a couple of johns: Ryan Hill (comedian, programming director at Artsquest) and Steve Bost (comedian, cohost of The Tick vs The Podcast). Too many dicks in one room! Dir. Richard Donner, 1987 and 1989. Starring Mel Gibson and Danny Glover.

019 The Long Kiss Goodnight Jul 20, 2017

The Shane Black List continues! The down and dirty boys talk up this dated 90s flick! Plus they moan about Baby Driver and Spider-Man! Dir. Renny Harlin, 1996. Starring Geena Davis and Samuel L Jackson.

018 Predator (with Neil Heimsoth) Jul 13, 2017

The Shane Black List continues! This time, Black didn't direct it, nor did he write it. Instead, he played a main character for all of thirty minutes before he's killed off. Cheating? Perhaps. But perhaps this is just an excuse to rewatch the greatest movie ever! Dir. John McTiernan, 1987. Starring Arnold Schwartzenegger, Carl Weathers, Jesse Ventura, and Shane Black.

017 Kiss Kiss Bang Bang Jul 06, 2017

The sexy/bloody boys continue with their Shane Black List month with this one! And ya gotta give it to them: it's an *actual* film by Shane Black this time! Wow! Dir. Shane Black, 2005. Starring Robert Downey Jr, Michelle Monaghan, and Val Kilmer.

016 Monster Squad (with Daniel Reichl) Jun 29, 2017

The Shane Black List begins here! Returning guest Daniel Reichl (Slow Readers) helps kick off this necessary worship of sex and violence scribe Shane Black with this little kid/Universal Monsters weirdo flick! The guys give it two big Abraham Van Helsing thumbs up! Dir. Fred Dekker, 1987. Starring several boys and Tom Noonan.

015 Super + Mirageman Jun 22, 2017

Ryan and Gabe must have had a ton of time to kill because they double down on superhero wannabe movies! Ryan must have a brain parasite for not liking Mirageman! Do YOU have a brain parasite? Super: Dir. James Gunn, 2010. Starring Rainn Wilson, Ellen Paige, and Kevin Bacon. Mirageman: Dir. Ernesto Diaz Espinoza, 2007. Starring Marko Zaror.

014 Oldboy Jun 15, 2017

Ryan and Gabe gush like little schoolgirls at a Harry Styles concert over the bloody revenge masterpiece Oldboy! It's got sex and violence and octopuses! Dir. Park Chan-wook, 2003. Starring Choi Min-sik, Yoo Ji-tae, and Kang Hye-jung.

013 Phantom of the Paradise Jun 08, 2017

The sexy/violent boys go back to ole sleaze bag De Palma for something less sleazy and more... Phantom of the Opera? Or is it Dorian Gray? I don't know. It's got some violence but could've used more sex! Dir. Brian De Palma, 1974. Starring Paul Williams, William Finley, and Jessica Harper.

012 Roadhouse (with Neil Heimsoth) Jun 01, 2017

Ryan and Gabe bring in the (spiritual) Mayor of Bethlehem, Neil Heimsworth, to gab about the greatest, hottest, most throat-ripping movie ever made! Also: Gabe does his homework finally and checks out "Destruction by Definition" by The Suicide Machines, a ska-punk album. That's right. Ska. Remember that? Dir. Rowdy Herrington, 1989. Starring Patrick Swayze, Ben Gazzara, Kelly Lynch, and Sam Elliott.

011 Wetlands May 25, 2017

Gabe has waited his whole life to talk about Wetlands with somebody and NOW HE HAS THAT PLATFORM!! Dir. David Wnendt, 2013. Starring Carla Juri.

010 The Haunted World of El Superbeasto May 18, 2017

Gabe and Ryan ask big question: what the hell is El Superbeasto? Turns out it's not good. Loads of sex, loads of violence, and not much fun! Dir. Rob Zombie, 2009. Starring Tom Papa, Sheri Moon Zombie, and Paul Giamatti

009 The Handmaiden May 11, 2017

Ryan and Gabe scissor each other over this twisty Korean thriller. It's only got a little violence, but there's some real A+ sex stuff! Dir. Park Chan-wook, 2016. Starring Kim Min-hee, Kim Tae-ri, and Hung Jin-woon.

008 The Italian Job May 04, 2017

Ryan thought that The Italian Film was gonna be a down and dirty film. But it turned out instead rather... cheeky. Not much sex and violence, but it's SO English! Dir. Peter Collinson, 1969. Starring Michael Caine.

007 Only God Forgives Apr 27, 2017

The show's first guest Daniel Reichl (co-founder of Topgallant Radio) introduces Only God Forgives to Ryan and Gabe! It doesn't go well! There's some classy blood and light sexuality! Dir. Nicolas Winding Refn, 2013. Starring Ryan Gosling, Vithaya Pansringarm, and Kristen Scott Thomas.

006 The Last Boy Scout Apr 20, 2017

Join Ryan and Gabe as they climb into The Last Boy Scout's hot rod right before it blows up! It's got oodles of sex and violence! Dir. Tony Scott, 1991. Starring Bruce Willis and Damon Waynes.

005 Cruising Apr 13, 2017

This controversial and deeply unlikable film make Ryan and Gabe feel gross!

004 Phantasm Apr 06, 2017

The nerds go deep for Phantasm, a cult classic film. They almost like it... Dir. Don Coscarelli, 1979. Starring Michael Baldwin and Angus Scrimm.

003 Dressed to Kill Mar 16, 2017

The guys break out old sleazebag De Palma! So much sex, so much violence! Dir. Brian De Palma, 1980. Starring Michael Caine, Angie Dickinson, Nancy Allen, and Dennis Franz.

002 Lone Wolf and Cub Mar 16, 2017

Ryan and Gabe talk about a ronin film from like fifty years ago! It's got blood, and the guy certainly has sex! Dir. Kenji Misumi, 1972. Starring Tomisaburo Wakayama.

001 Green Room Mar 15, 2017

Ryan and Gabe get their little toes wet with a movie about punks defending themselves from Nazis. Lots of violence and punk rock, little sex! Dir. Jeremy Saulnier, 2016. Starring Anton Yelchin, Imogen Poots, and Patrick Stewart.

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