Scream Girls

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33: Fifty Shades of Gross - Suspiria (2018) Nov 30, 2018

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Sweet mother of sighs. This week, Callie and Kaitlin subjected themselves to the new Suspiria, starring Tilda Swinton as a mesmerizing modern dance teacher, an elderly psychiatrist, and a tiny arm with a naked woman attached. 2 and 1/2 hours of witches, rituals, and human sacrifice… what's not to love, right? Wrong. So, so wrong.

32: Not Insidious - Sinister Nov 16, 2018

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Is it illegal to watch footage of a murder without reporting it to the police? How much Nighttime Theraflu is too much Nighttime Theraflu? Does Vincent D'Onofrio even have legs? These questions and more go unanswered in this week's episode of Scream Girls. Listen as Kaitlin Mackenzie Esquire and Callie Sickerson Goff take on their first fan recommendation, Sinister. Warning: once you see a movie about Ethan Hawke watching movies, nothing can save you.

31: Tough Titties - Jennifer's Body Nov 09, 2018

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In Jennifer's Body, Megan Fox has some serious BDE… Big Demon Energy! When evil forces take over the unfathomably hot high schooler, she starts ripping men (correction: boner boys) to shreds — and we had a ball watching her do it! What can we say? This movie doesn't suck-ubus!

30: Not Your Grandma's Grandma - Halloween (2018) Nov 02, 2018

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Forget the jack-o-lanterns, forego the trick-or-treating, and put Hocus Pocus on permanent pause. The only way to truly celebrate Halloween 2018 is by bowing down to the badass boss that is JAMIE LEE CURRRRTTTIIIS. Michael may have come home… but JLC redecorated the mother-flipping house!

29: The Boob Tube - Halloween (1978) Oct 26, 2018

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Here he is, boys! Here he is, world! That 6 foot 3 bundle of pure evil — MICHAEL MYERS! *raucous applause* That's right, ladies and gentlefriends. Time for the first half of our most anticipated double feature to date. We're talking the petrifying, pioneering, unparalleled picture we all love: HALLOWEEN. And we sure have a lot of thoughts to get off our totally clothed chests. (Spoiler alert: the number of exposed breasts in this flick is almost more than we can bare.)

28: Aw, Shucks! - Children of the Corn Oct 19, 2018

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Question us not, horror lovers! The scariest, most repulsive thing in this Stephen King classic — nay, the world! — is teenage boys. Combine those adolescent terrors with a med student on a power trip and you get a film that's, well, hard to digest.

27: Bacon Me Crazy - Friday the 13th Oct 12, 2018

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The month of throwback horror continues! This weak, the Scream Girls take on a truly seminal slasher movie. Can Kevin Bacon's speedo redeem this totally campy (pun intended) and frankly problematic flick? Listen to find out!

26: Oh, Men... - The Omen Oct 05, 2018

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Damien is the anti-Christ, Gregory Peck is the anti-Atticus Finch, and we are anti-adopting-a-baby-without-telling-your-goddamn-wife. To celebrate the month of their Lord and savior, Michael Myers, Callie and Kaitlin are watching classic horror throwbacks starting with The Omen. It's all for you, Damien!

25: Sister Act 3 - The Nun Sep 28, 2018

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What happens when a sexy priest teams up with a psychic novitiate to investigate a spooky abbey? All hell breaks loose, of course! This week Callie and Kaitlin talk about the best Catholic choreography since Whoopi got Back in the Habit. Holy shit, it's The Nun!

24: Gone Ghoul - The Conjuring Sep 21, 2018

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Want to play the clap game? This week, Callie and Kaitlin take on the Gone Girl of horror movies, tackling everything from the mother love trope to religious horny-ness (their least favorite kind). Why is it called The Conjuring? Who👏the👏fuck👏knows?

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