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r/Choosingbeggars Seeking Sperm Donor! You Must Pay Me $180,000! Sep 22, 2021

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r/Choosingbeggars This young lady is looking for a sperm donor! Are you the lucky guy? All you have to do is pay her the low price of about $180,000 over 18 years! It's the deal of the century! This woman wants you to knock her up, but also pay child support throughout the child's entire life. Oh, and did I mention that you will have NO parental rights? Why on earth would anybody take her up on this insane offer?

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r/Entitledparents This Woman Stole a Dog from a Child! Sep 21, 2021

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r/Entitledparents In today's episode, OP discovers that his own mother secretly stole the dog that he had as a child, and then sold it to a man in the next town over. Later in life, OP happens to cross paths with the man, who graciously gives the dog back to OP after OP proves that he owned the dog. OP's mother was shocked when she realized that her crime had been discovered!

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r/TIFU by Dragging a Girl's Dead Body into my Apartment Elevator Sep 20, 2021

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r/TIFU In today's episode, OP experiences what can only be described as a date from hell. He hooks up with a girl, and in the middle of the night she starts acting really weird. He kicks her out, and she collapses in the hallway of his apartment complex. He then drags her lifeless body to the front desk to get help. The paramedics arrived, and she was clinically dead for a few minutes! Luckily they were able to revive her, and then the girl asked OP for a second date.

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r/Maliciouscompliance I Turned a Customer into a Zombie! Sep 19, 2021

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r/Maliciouscompliance OP works at a grocery store that's on a military base. One day, a woman comes in and tries to pay off her store credit. OP's computer says that the customer is deceased, so he informs the woman that she is dead. The woman is understandably confused, but is excited when she realizes that dead people don't have to pay off debts! She makes a new account and OP starts calling her "zombie!'

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r/AmITheA**hole for Sending a Guy's Nudes to His Family? Sep 18, 2021

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r/AmITheA**hole In today's episode, OP is a young woman who is constantly getting harassed by a male cousin. This guy just won't leave OP alone and keeps sending her inappropriate images. She begs him to stop! When he refuses, OP decides to take the nuclear option and share all of his illicit images with his family group chat!

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r/Maliciouscompliance Steal My Plane Seat? You'll Regret It! Sep 17, 2021

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r/Maliciouscompliance In today's episode, OP buys a window seat on an airplane. When he arrives at his seat, he discovers that his window seat has been stolen by another passenger, leaving OP to sit in the middle seat. OP happily complies because he wants to sit next to his wife in the aisle seat anyway. Justice is swift for the seat thief because the stewardess gives OP a gift bag thinking that he was the seat thief! The seat thief was livid that OP get the prize instead of him!

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r/Prorevenge A Car Thief Left Her UNLOCKED Phone in My Car! Sep 16, 2021

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r/Prorevenge In today's episode, OP was the targeted by a car thief! Luckily, he caught the robber in the act and was able to scare her off. The thief was so startled by OP that she dropped her UNLOCKED phone in OP's car and left it behind when she ran off. OP found the phone and saw that it was still logged into her social media. So, OP began systematically ruining this thief's life by posting all of her illegal, dirty secrets online to her friends and family!

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r/Choosingbeggars My Employee Wouldn't Work for Free, So I Fired Him Sep 15, 2021

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r/Choosingbeggars You know what the problem is with young people nowadays? They don't have any work ethics, like a willingness to work unpaid labor for free. How selfish! A choosing beggar actually uses that argument in today's video. Not only does she fire her employee for not wanting to work for free, she actually writes an article and posts it online about how terrible workers nowadays don't want to work for free. How deluded can you possibly be?

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r/AmITheA**hole for Having My Dogs Attack My Neighbor's Kids? Sep 14, 2021

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r/AmITheA**hole OP lives next to a couple of young boys and their hands-off, entitled parents. The boys are constantly messing around on OP's property, and he even catches them trying to break into his house! Eventually, OP gets sick of the harassment and gives his dogs a command to chase the boys. The kids run away in terror and OP calls his dogs back -- no harm done. Does this make him the butthole?

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r/Entitledparents Insane Karen Starts a Fight at a Theme Park! Sep 13, 2021

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r/Entitledparents Little Miss Karen and her kids are at a theme park expecting to go down a water slide. The Karen brings up the wrong type of tube, so the ride attendant tells her to wait while she radios a manager to bring up the right tube for her. Does the Karen wait? Of course not! She's a Karen, after all. She and her kids start spitting at the attendants, destroying the ride, and absolutely freaking out. If you like this content, subscribe for more daily Reddit videos!

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