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r/AmITheA**hole For Tricking a Karen with a Cursed Magic Ring? Nov 30, 2021

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r/AmITheA**hole OP has an incredibly toxic mother-in-law who is always snooping around in OP's home and interfering with her private life. She even steals OP's engagement ring under the pretense that she's getting it cleaned. OP decides to turn the tables on her mother-in-law by telling her that the ring is cursed! OP's grandma performed an ancient Brazilian ritual on the ring to curse anybody who steals it. The mother-in-law is so dumb that she believes it, and the ring suddenly reappears the next day.

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r/Maliciouscompliance I Embarrassed a Millionaire & Ruined His Business! Nov 29, 2021

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r/Maliciouscompliance In today's episode, OP is a sound technician at a recording studio. He has a rather interesting interaction with a expert producer who wants him to complete a rush order. The situation is a little fishy, but OP is a professional so he does his best to make his client happy. A few days later, the hotshot millionaire who was bankrolling the production shows up, and then it becomes clear how OP helped to destroy a millionaire's business.

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r/Choosingbeggars Will You Be My Mommy? Seeking Free House & Breastfeeding! Nov 28, 2021

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r/Choosingbeggars Ladies, have I got the perfect opportunity for you! This choosing beggar is looking for a free place to live. You'll have to feed them, clothe them, and basically provide for all of their needs -- completely for free! Oh, and one important thing: you'll also need to breastfeed this person and just in general act like you're their mommy. You'll have to do all of this for free! What an absolute deal!

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r/Entitledparents Karen Thought I Contaminated the Ocean with Vitiligo Nov 27, 2021

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r/Entitledparents In today's post, OP is a young teen who has vitiligo. OP goes on vacation with her family and has a truly unfortunate encounter with a Karen at the beach. The Karen says that OP is traumatizing her child because of OP's skin condition. When OP plays at the beach, this Karen is dumb enough to think that OP is contaminating the entire ocean with her vitiligo. Imagine scolding a child who isn't even yours just because they have a skin condition.

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r/Tinder "Total Nympho Seeks Man Who Will Ignore My Red Flags 🚩🚩🚩" Nov 26, 2021

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r/Tinder Are you looking for love? Well so are these folks, including some of the biggest red flags to ever hit the dating world. This one girl says that she's a nympho, but she also straight-up admits that she's a "master manipulator." How dumb would you have to be to date someone who proudly says that about themselves? It's like a giant red flag factory 🚩

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r/AmITheA**hole for Telling My Husband to Start Wiping His Own Butt? Nov 25, 2021

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r/AmITheA**hole OP is stuck in a shitty situation, so to speak. For some reason, her husband hasn't figured out how to wipe himself, so all of his underwear is covered in disgusting stains. And despite this, her husband has the audacity to criticize OP about her feminine hygeine products. OP blasts her husband by saying, "I'll do a better job of disposing my pads when you start wiping yourself better!"

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r/TIFU by Poisoning my Roommate with Horse Laxatives Nov 24, 2021

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r/TIFU In today's episode, OP does vet work. A friend approaches OP and asks if she can provide a remedy for a constipated horse. OP happily makes apple-crunch snacks laced with extra-strength horse laxatives. She sticks the snacks in the fridge... and later her roommate discovers the tasty treats. He eats about 3, and accidentally poisons himself with horse laxatives. Let's just say that the roommate has to spend the rest of the day glued to the toilet!

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r/AmITheA**hole for Not Giving my House to a Single Mom for Free? Nov 23, 2021

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r/AmITheA**hole In today's episode, OP inherits a house from a deceased family member. OP's cousin, who's a single mom, shows up and expects OP to literally just hand over her house, completely free. Even OP's relatives are asking OP to sign over the house because single moms have such a struggle. Do you think OP is the butthole for refusing to hand over a literal house for FREE?

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r/Maliciouscompliance Yell at Me? Enjoy an Angry Swarm of Wasps! Nov 22, 2021

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r/Maliciouscompliance In today's episode, OP is stuck in the middle of a vicious parking dispute between two tenants at an apartment complex where he works. One of the tenants makes the terrible mistake of screaming at OP, so he happily maliciously complies by moving their parking space next to a dumpster surrounded by an angry cloud of wasps. Enjoy getting stung every time you go to your car, jerkface!

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r/AmITheA**hole My Husband is Acting Really Weird... Nov 21, 2021

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r/AmITheA**hole In today's episode, OP's husband has started online therapy sessions. At least... he says that he's doing therapy. He spends hours and hours locked away in the bedroom every single day, and whenever OP comes into the bedroom he flips out and gets angry at her for disrespecting his privacy. Is it normal for someone to spend like 5 hours in therapy every day? Or is something else going on here?

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