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Episode 399 - The Onion Ring Dong Tower Aug 07, 2019

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Ross and Jessie discuss how you to properly judge the line you stand in to check out, the type of dude who marries someone from overseas, the kid who won $3 million dollars playing Fortnite, the art of "cubing", and the special request that Ross has for Jessie upon his death in an open casket sitch.
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Episode 398 - Pop In A Nugget Aug 05, 2019

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Ross and Jessie discuss the Indian boy born with 456 teeth in his mouth, Sly Stallone and Dolph Lundgren shopping a tv show, Marianne Willamson getting presidential support from Oprah, A$AP Rocky finally getting his freedom, IT 2 . having clown only screenings, Katy Perry getting popped for plagiarism, how The Rock and Vin Diesel count punches in action movies to make sure its "fair", and how Ross steals a nugget at the hot bar of every grocery store.
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Episode 397 - Free AC Slater Aug 01, 2019

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Ross and Jessie discuss the 2nd Democratic debate, why Mario Lopez shouldn't apologize for saying kids can't decide their gender, why Hannah B didn't deserve love on the finale of The Bachelorette, and the leaked racist conversation from Ronald Reagan and Richard Nixon.
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Episode 396 - That Ball Hand Jul 31, 2019

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Ross and Jessie discuss Amazon's new assembly workers you can order to your house, why Grubhub drivers are eating your food and what's in it, why Jeffery Epstein deserves to die, and why millennial men are running women out of mani and pedi spas.
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Episode 395 - The Wrist List Jul 28, 2019

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Ross and Jessie discuss how serious the game "cornhole" has become and a run in with a hippie at a bar, the pre-excitement of "Once Upon A Time In Hollywood", the "Wrist List" of pornography, Bette Midler keeps making racist statements, why the band Creed is back, and Ben Affleck is back!
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Episode 394 - Hot Girl Summer! Jul 26, 2019

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Ross and Jessie discuss the "Hot Girl Summer" movement, how Jessie finally lost a cook-off battle, the internet debate of Jamie Foxx vs Donald Glover, people who don't wash their legs in the shower, the squatters at Channing Tatum and George Michael's house, and why Jessie is worried about cats getting fatter.
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Episode 393 - What Your Granny Likes Jul 24, 2019

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Ross and Jessie discuss why Tom Hanks is a national treasure, Aziz Ansari coming back from his Me Too, why 7 Senators said they regretted asking Al Franken to resign, we go over what your Granny likes, Ross wants to go MLK at his kid's school meeting, and why Leo DiCaprio is the last real actor.
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Episode 392 - My Personal Cats Nightmare Jul 22, 2019

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Ross and Jessie discuss the most disturbing movie trailer of the year "Cats", whether or not people are excited for Top Gun 2, CNN's awful "Debate Draft" live on air, the lineup for the 2nd Democratic Debate next week and what it means, is Netflix going to add commercials, and why people want scripted podcasts.
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Episode 391 - No More Likes On Instagram? Jul 19, 2019

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Ross and Jessie discuss Instagram disabling "likes" in Australia before moving it to the US, the magic and longevity of The Rolling Stones, why the Old looking "Face-app" could just be used to steal your facial recognition, why HBO is rebooting Gossip Girl without the original cast, and Jables is back with an all new "Crime Corner".
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Episode 390 - Dat Nawleans Food! Jul 17, 2019

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Ross and Jessie are live from New Orleans as they admit that they were completely wrong about Cajun food, they chat about why the Weather Channel sucks and how they caught them taking shots before going live on air, why Woody Harrellson is the new Bill Murray, and who watches men's doubles tennis.
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