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Episode 450 - Banana Duct Taped To The Wall Dec 09, 2019

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Ross and Jessie discuss Jables scary new obsession with the Royal family, the "four handed massage", the death of the Hollywood bombshell, why people are getting raped in Ubers, Jay Z turns 50 years old, the banana duct taped to a wall that sold for $120,000 at Art Basel in Miami, why no one needs a $6 tube of chapstick, and we break down the magic of "Hanks"Giving.
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Episode 449 - Timberlake Getting Handsy! Dec 06, 2019

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Ross and Jessie discuss Billie Eilish getting $25 million from Apple for her documentary, the world leaders caught on camera gossiping about Trump, Joel Osteen and Kanye West going on tour together opening up at Yankee Stadium, the white van hoax that Jessie wishes she were apart of, and Justin Timberlake apologizing for getting handsy with his new co-star.
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Episode 448 - Perineum Sunning Dec 04, 2019

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Ross and Jessie discuss the fad of "perineum sunning" and how actor Josh Brolin burned his "pucker hole", the honest review of the Martin Scorsese movie "The Irishman" and Shia LeBeauf's movie "The Peanut Butter Falcon", what it means that Kamala Harris left the Democratic race for President, Gabrielle Union getting fired by Simon Cowell, the Pelaton ad that shocked a nation, and redemption for Jar-Jar Binks!
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Episode 447 - Christmas Is Already Here! Nov 28, 2019

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Ross and Jessie discuss the late date of Thanksgiving causing Christmas to be rushed in, the amount of toilet time you use after Turkey Day, Jables goes hard against Planet Fitness, Jessie gets a Traeger Grill and smokes her first turkey, Ross gears up for his run in politics, the genius of Martin Scorsese, and why Ross is finally over caring about seeing films in actual theaters.
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Episode 446 - Jessie's Super Bowl Is Thanksgiving Nov 27, 2019

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Ross and Jessie discuss the death of the Australian koala "Lewis", Gwyneth Paltrow's ridiculous Christmas list, why Thanksgiving is Jessie's Super Bowl, how white Coldplay has finally turned into the political band you now hate, and how now Uber wants to record every single ride they pick up.
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Episode 445 - Do You Remember That One Time? Nov 25, 2019

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Ross takes a trip down memory lane as he sits down with his college best friend Ryan Rextis to discuss the "hamster story" never told, why everyone usually says college is the best time in their life, being locked in a room for 23 and a half hours during Hell Week, what fraternity hazing is really like and sadly why the Greek system is dead, taking a dump in a Wendy's Frosty cup, and why putting a full couch inside a shower is the greatest thing on earth.
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Episode 444 - #MethWeAreOnIT Nov 22, 2019

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Ross and Jessie discuss "Shart Gate" involving Eric Swalwell's epic fart live on air with Chris Matthews, the North Dakota campaign "Meth We Are On It", Jessie actually partying last night, the “Get Woke Go Broke” slogan that Hollywood Executives are saying behind closed doors, Elizabeth Banks saying that her new Charlie’s Angels movie tanking is reinforcement that men won’t pay to see women in action movies, and Post Malone renting out Hooters at 10am in Hollywood yesterday to celebrate life and the end of his tour.
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Episode 443 - That One Disgusting Friend Nov 20, 2019

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Ross and Jessie welcome that one disgusting friend to the show; Jarred Taylor. They discuss his sex life, why you can't just take random girls on vacation, the one that got away, a "Trainwreck" reality show idea involving 3 layovers, a donkey ride, and a train. Buckle up for this one, it's exactly what you hoped for.
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Episode 442 - Green VS Blue Text Messages? Nov 18, 2019

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Ross and Jessie discuss why he desperately wants the old school Motorola RAZR flip phone that is about to be re-released, why Apple users shame you on your text message colors and why green or blue matters to people, why Ross thinks Steve Jobs is actually alive and is secretly used as a hologram, why NBC, ABC, and CBS are breaking in to cover the impeachment hearings and killing daytime television, Ross rants on the Steelers/Browns helmet smashing incident, and Jables is back with an all new Crime Corner!
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Episode 441 - Richard Gere Pre-Gerbil? Nov 15, 2019

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Ross and Jessie discuss the disappointment behind John Legend winning sexiest man of the year in People magazine, why the FCC can't stop Ross from going live on air running on the school board, Kanye West performing with Joel Osteen on stage this weekend, why seeing the Mona Lisa is going to get harder, and Jables drops the worst "Crime Corner" in show history.
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