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Episode 1004 - The Jimmy Carter Hoax Jul 25, 2024

The world was tricked by HORRIBLE pranksters who convinced Twitter that 99-year-old former president Jimmy Carter had died, a brawl broke out in a baseball game between the Rockies and Red Sox over a Red Sox player's past self-pleasure legal indiscretions, a whale was caught on video destroying a boat off the coast of New Hampshire, and JoJo Siwa is terrible.

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Episode 1003 - Rise of the Rodent Men Jul 23, 2024

The newest hot guy trend is dudes who look like rats, the movie 'Twisters' is incredible and Glen Powell is a bonafide movie star, Katy Perry's new song did not land, and we look at the best pair of boobs on Earth.

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Episode 1002 - Emmy Nominations Announced Jul 18, 2024

2024 Emmy Nominations are out and The Bear is STILL… not a comedy show, YouTube shows are finally being considered for Emmy nominations, a woman pulled over for a DUI pooped in front of the cop, and the new EA Sports College Football game is as good as it looks.

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Episode 1001 - The Worst National Anthem Ever? Jul 16, 2024

Ingrid Andress sang arguably the worst rendition of the Star Spangled Banner of all time last night at the Home Run Derby, Tenacious D is in hot water because bandmember Kyle Gass said he wished Trump would not survive his next assassination attempt, and we lost a SLEW of celebrities over the weekend including Shannen Doherty and Richard Simmons.

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Episode 1000 - For The Nooners Jul 11, 2024

In celebration of our 1,000th (official) episode we run through our favorite segments -- a Crime Corner featuring a not-so-romantic moment at a Dollar Tree in Philadelphia, some gruesome Nature Nooks that prove a bear is the worst animal to get attacked by, and we check in on our favorite spiritual influencer's Instagram.

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Episode 999 - Alec Baldwin Trial Begins Jul 09, 2024

The trial of Alec Baldwin over his alleged killing of Rust Director of Photography Halyna Hutchins begins today, Gypsy Rose announces she is pregnant, the Gladiator 2 trailer dropped and it looks incredible, The Rainey Street Ripper strikes again, and a shark rampage left four people injured in South Padre Island, Texas.

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Episode 998 - 4th Of July Extravaganza!!! Jul 03, 2024

We go through the best songs to play this Fourth of July and the winner will SHOCK YOU, Gypsy Rose is posting pics with her new boyfriend, drone shows are the new fireworks shows, and a boy in Australia is missing after a presumed crocodile attack.

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Episode 997 - The Boston Cop's Real Hung Jury Jul 02, 2024

The alleged Boston Cop Killer Karen Read avoids a conviction in her trial for the murder of her Boston Cop boyfriend, Ben Affleck is going to fall off the wagon after he divorces J-Lo, Chet Hanks is on all the drugs, and another man potentially survives a run-in with the Rainey Street Ripper.

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Episode 996 - Celine Dion is Overrated Jun 27, 2024

Celine Dion’s new documentary is unwatchable, Shifty Shellshock’s last performance ever — at a Guitar Center — was extremely depressing, an elephant absolutely obliterated its trainer in Thailand, and do NOT ever mess with a snapping turtle.

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Episode 995 - Shellshocked By Shifty's Death Jun 25, 2024

Shifty Shellshock of the band Crazy Town (known for the song Butterfly) has passed away at the age of 49, Ariana Grande says she wants to have dinner with Jeffrey Dahmer, we pick our best casting choices for the Kathy Read and John O'Keefe Boston cop murder story, and Jimmy Carter is still very much alive.

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Episode 994 - RIP Drake Jun 20, 2024

If it wasn't already clear by now Kendrick Lamar's latest concert made it clear that he killed Drake in their rap beef, we watch possibly the most embarrassing animal attack video of all time, Travis Scott sounds awful without autotune, and legendary actor Donald Sutherland passed away at 88.

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Episode 993 - Justin Timberlake ARRESTED Jun 18, 2024

Justin Timberlake got a DUI in the Hamptons and one detail of the arrest is particularly embarrassing, Armie Hammer says he's grateful for being accused of being a cannibal and losing his career, and we debate which canceled stars have the best chance at a comeback.

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Episode 992 - Kevin Spacey Is Still The GOAT Jun 13, 2024

Kevin Spacey is giving the acting performance of his life doing the media rounds on shows like Piers Morgan, China has a fun glass bridge that makes the people walking over it think they're going to fall and die, and Pride.com lists all the celebs who have come out so far in 2024.

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Episode 991 - Hunter Biden Found Guilty Jun 11, 2024

Hunter Biden has been found guilty on his federal gun charges but is what he's really guilty of being TOO COOL of a guy? Plus Hunter Biden's new wife is a smokeshow, Joey Chestnut has gone so woke with vegan hot dogs he has been banned from the Nathan's hot dog eating contest, and an Austin assistant District Attorney is in jail over a dispute with his roommate about p*rn.

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Episode 990 - Alec Baldwin Shoots His Family Jun 06, 2024

Alec Baldwin is putting his family on a TLC reality show (probably to pay his legal bills), a Philadelphia crossing guard is in hot water for giving weed to middle school kids, a buffalo tries to murder an old woman at Yellowstone National Park, and the guys talk about seeing ghosts in their old frat houses.

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Episode 989 - The Red Lobster Challenge Jun 04, 2024

Flava Flav may be single-handedly saving Red Lobster by ordering the entire menu and posting about it, Al Pacino claims that he has never once in his life done c*caine, PeeWee Herman's house has been listed and it looks incredibly, and Gwyneth Paltrow's listed her house for 30 million. Plus a woman throws a FUN-eral for her dead husband.

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Episode 988 - Who Was Your Childhood Hero? May 30, 2024

Ross, Jessie, and the producers list off who their childhood heroes were, Diddy could be charged with crimes as early as next week, Jerry Seinfeld says he wants a return of real men in our culture, and a lion was caught on video stealing a huge rottweiler from a home in Kenya.

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Episode 987 - Popes Say The Darndest Things May 28, 2024

Pope Francis is in hot water for using a homophobic slur behind closed doors, scientists have figured out why orcas are attacking boats in the Meditteranean Sea, Shane Gillis's new show Tires is a hit, and Robert DeNiro is rallying outside Trump's court case for some reason.

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Episode 986 - Keeping Up With Gypsy Rose May 23, 2024

Gypsy Rose appeared in the new season of The Kardashians for some reason, Elon Musk is floating the idea of making a smartphone that gives you free Starlink, Sean Kingston’s Florida home was raided, and a man was killed by a moose.

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Episode 985 - Diddy Apologizes For Getting Caught May 21, 2024

Diddy apologizes after the video of him beating up Cassie in a hotel hallway was leaked, Dan Schneider is suing the makers of the documentary “Quiet on Set” for making some serious implications about him, and a giant alligator in Florida had to be captured because it was stalking school children.

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Episode 984 - Ben Affleck And Jennifer Lopez Getting Divorced? May 16, 2024

It looks like Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck are headed for divorce, Chiefs kicker Harrison Butker is getting roasted online for his controversial commencement speech at Benedictine College, and a woman was viciously attacked by a bull on a Mexican beach because she just couldn't let her tote bag go.

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Episode 983 - STONKS Are Back! May 14, 2024

GameStop and AMC are soaring back to the moon three years after stonks first took off, Papa John declares that the real racists are the people who replaced him with Shay, Shane Gillis predicted Drake’s downfall five years ago, and a survivor of the Rainey Street Ripper may be the key to his capture.

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Episode 982 - Jerry Seinfeld Unleashed May 09, 2024

Jerry Seinfeld is out of f*cks to give on his press tour for his new Poptart movie, Ryan Murphy cast Travis Kelce and Kim Kardashian in his new show, a pack of feral dogs were caught on video attacking a man in Philadelphia, and a 32-year-old woman in Boston was caught pretending to be a teenager at an area high school.

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Episode 981 - Drake vs. Kendrick Beef Intensifies May 07, 2024

The Drake v. Kendrick Lamar rap beef is the best beef since the 90s — especially since someone shot up Drake’s house, a Wisconsin teacher was caught making out with a FIFTH GRADER, the Roast of Tom Brady was as savage as it was hilarious, and Britney Spears is still doing insane things.

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Episode 980 - Nickelback Thursday May 02, 2024

Ross, Jessie, and the producers run through Nickelback’s greatest hits to decide whether or not Nickelback is a good band or deserving of their meme status.

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Episode 979 - You Freed Britney Now Pay Britney Apr 30, 2024

Britney Spears is quickly spiraling and losing all her money but will she get put back into conservatorship? Plus the college campus anti-Israel protests are getting wilder by the day, and a safari is treated to two lions doin’ it on the roof of their vehicle.

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Episode 978 - Harvey Weinstein Conviction Overturned Apr 25, 2024

Harvey Weinstein has had his New York conviction overturned thanks to his prosecutors and judge being incompetent, Baby Reindeer is the hot new show on streaming and it is allegedly pretty GRAPHIC in the s*x department, King Charles gives new weird titles to his family, and people who play with bear cubs deserve to get eaten.

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Episode 977 - Alec Baldwin Punches A Lady Apr 23, 2024

Alec Baldwin punched a woman filming and harassing him in a coffee shop — and we’re cool with it, Ross got blocked on Twitter by Steve Martin, Taylor Swift’s new album The Tortured Poets Department was pretty whatever, and there may be a break in the Rainey Street Ripper case.

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Ross Patterson Uncirc'd - EMERGENCY RED LOBSTER BANKRUPTCY SHOW Apr 22, 2024

🚨🚨EMERGENCY EPISODE!!!! RED LOBSTER HAS FILED FOR CHAPTER 11 BANKRUPTCY. JOE BIDEN IS SLOWLY TAKING AWAY EVERYTHING BLACK PEOPLE LOVE... AND POOR WHITES. Ross rages against the downfall of the finest seafood restaurant in United States history. This is Joe Biden's America folks. RIP Cheddar Bay biscuits.

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Crime Corner Trailer Apr 21, 2024

Jessie Wiseman has her very own feed for her new podcast Crime Corner! Download and Subscribe here:

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Episode 976 - It's Tay Day Apr 18, 2024

Taylor Swift’s new album The Tortured Poets Society drops TONIGHT, Leonardo DiCaprio is set to play Frank Sinatra in a Martin Scorsese biopic, and a Brazilian woman took her extremely dead uncle into a bank and tried to take out a loan in his name.

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Episode 975 - Ross Crashes Coachella Apr 16, 2024

Coachella is underway but apparently it ain't what it used to be even though huge celebs like Taylor Swift and Jeff Bezos showed up, Caitlin Clark was taken number one overall in the WNBA draft and will make about the same amount of money as a teacher, and forget the Rainey Street Ripper some sicko is killing dogs in Austin.

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Episode 974 - The Ross Patterson Crime Revolution Corner Apr 11, 2024

Since the boys are in Georgia doing "golf stuff" Jessie decided to take over Ross Patterson Revolution and make everyone listen to her own show, Jessie Wiseman's Crime Corner.

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Episode 973 - The Iron Eagle Episode Apr 09, 2024

We FINALLY pay tribute to Lou Gossett Jr. by playing his best speeches from Iron Eagle and An Officer and a Gentleman, plus we break down the year 2004 in comedy films — and how absolutely loaded it was.

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Episode 972 - I'm Over Rebel Wilson Apr 04, 2024

Rebel Wilson's new book makes a lot of claims and accusations that range from unnecessary to apparently outright untruths (especially with regard to Sacha Baron Cohen), Cowboy Carter isn't really a country album but at least it's good (according to some of us), and a 79-year-old Minnesota woman was on a safari gone horribly wrong.

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Episode 971 - Conjoined Twins Get Married Apr 02, 2024

How do conjoined twins have sex? That’s the only question we care about as we break down what must go on in Abby and Brittany Hensel’s bedroom. Plus Gypsy Rose is single again, Jared Leto hosted Wheel of Fortune for April Fool’s Day, and a visitor to a Spanish national park is viciously mauled by a bull.

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Episode 970 - Last Diddy Listening Party Mar 28, 2024

We run through Diddy's greatest hits before he's canceled for good and we can no longer listen to his music, some... graphic audio of Meek Mill and Diddy might have been leaked, and we try to predict who could get taken down next in this Diddy scandal -- Jay Z?

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Episode 969 - Diddy On The Run Mar 26, 2024

Sean "Diddy" Combs is on the run from the law for drug and sex trafficking charges after the feds raided his homes, the lawsuits against Diddy are full of celebrity names and INSANE allegations, and the Nickelodeon documentary Quiet On Set was every bit as damning as it seemed. Plus we apologize to Kate Middleton for wildly speculating about whether or not she was alive.

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Episode 968 - Is Stephen Baldwin Okay? Mar 21, 2024

Actor Stephen Baldwin keeps posting videos of himself crying to Instagram, Sharon Stone claims she had to be evacuated from her home during the OJ Simpson car chase (this definitely did not happen), people are re-discovering that potential new James Bond Aaron Taylor-Johnson has an old wife, and we talk about a fun story involving a baby giraffe.

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Episode 967 - Is Kate Middleton Dead? Mar 19, 2024

Ross and Jessie break down the timeline of Kate Middleton’s disappearance, from her last confirmed appearance on Christmas Day in 2023 to the Photoshop controversy and the grainy pictures and videos that have emerged of her and Prince William since then.

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Episode 966 - Is Facebook Making A Comeback? Mar 14, 2024

As TikTok’s potential demise in Congress proceeds Facebook is making a comeback as America’s most popular social media platform, the hundred fattest cities in America for 2024 have been named and the south is well-represented, and a pair of Georgia men have been arrested for blowing up a woman’s home and plotting to feed her daughter to a python.

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Episode 965 - Another Dead Pornstar Mar 12, 2024

Pornstar Sophia Leone was murdered and the crew is devastated, the Oscars ended up being a mostly good show thanks to stars like John Cena and Ryan Gosling even though Jimmy Kimmel was predictably mediocre, and this year's spring break videos are starting to go viral and they are... aggressive.

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Episode 964 - Raise Your BORG Mar 07, 2024

We sip on some BORGs and go through our favorite BORG names, Jake Paul is fighting Mike Tyson on Netflix and we’re all rooting for Tyson, Sydney Sweeney looks like she’s wearing a diaper in her latest “no pants” photos, and Oprah is having a special on ABC about weight loss.

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Episode 963 - Miami Hates Spring Break Mar 05, 2024

The city of Miami put out a video telling Spring Breakers they aren't welcome to South Beach this year, Sydney Sweeney is making men fall in love with big naturals again, Dune 2 is the best sci-fi movie Ross has ever seen, Meghan Markle is coming to Austin to speak about being a strong woman at SXSW, and the Iditarod race is off to a rough start after a musher had to kill a moose while racing.

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Episode 962 - Did Diddy Diddle Meek Mill? Feb 29, 2024

Meek Mill sent out an INSANE tweet in response to some incredibly founded rumors about Diddy and him hooking up, a hardcore band kicked out its lead singer because the front man was dosing another band member with estrogen so he could steal his bandmate's fiancee, and please never hire a man with a Swastika tattoo to babysit your children.

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Episode 961 - Fast Food To Start Surge Pricing Feb 27, 2024

Wendy’s is about to start surge pricing at their restaurants like they’re Uber, Shane Gillis was great on SNL and proved he was too good to ever be on the show, some insane new allegations have come out against Diddy, and a man killed a seagull in front of children for stealing his chip.

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Episode 960 - Cell Phone Outage Hell Feb 22, 2024

Cell coverage went down throughout the United States and no one knows why, the True Detective Season 4 finale was incredible, a mother has been arrested for having her 6-year-old daughter wax the pubic regions of female customers at her waxing business, and a Brazilian OnlyFans model has her son shoot her content.

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Episode 959 - Ringo Strikes Again Feb 20, 2024

FOUR different intersecting Beatles biopics — one for each band member — are being filmed, another adult film actress has died, and the world’s oldest breakdancer who is known as “The Breakdancing Dad” is, it turns out, a deadbeat dad.

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Episode 958 - Inventor Of Pop-Tarts Dies Feb 15, 2024

The creator of Pop-Tarts, Bob Post, has died at the age of 96, a star of the Puppy Bowl has died tragically, Zendaya shows up dressed like a robot to the Dune 2 premiere, former Backstreet Boy Nick Carter has some TROUBLING allegations against him, and deer will f*** you up.

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Episode 957 - Most Watched Super Bowl Ever Feb 13, 2024

Taylor Swift was only shown for 54 seconds during the Super Bowl so everyone complaining needs to chill, Jon Stewart came back to The Daily Show and was as funny as ever (but the left is mad because he wasn’t biased enough), the new Kanye album dropped, and we break down videos of coyotes attacking kids and dogs.

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Episode 956 - Change Your Stupid Name Feb 08, 2024

Is Brittany Mahomes upstaging Taylor Swift ahead of the Super Bowl with her hot new Sports Illustrated Swimsuit pics? Plus the Apple Vision Pro looks stupid but all the reviews say it’s incredible, and what Jessie is making for this weekend’s Super Bowl party.

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Episode 955 - We Lost A True Patriot, Heaven Gained A Cowboy Feb 06, 2024

Country music legend Toby Keith has passed away from stomach cancer at the age of 62, there are dozens of prop bets on what Taylor Swift will wear at the Super Bowl, comedian Shane Gillis is hosting Saturday Night Live five years after getting fired from the show, and the Rainey Street Ripper is BACK in Austin.

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Episode 954 - Why Are Our Old Rockstars Dropping Bangers? Feb 01, 2024

Billy Joel's new song 'Turn the Lights Back On' is an absolute banger, Taylor Sheridan has ANOTHER new show coming out even though Yellowstone might be going off the rails, the upcoming Michael Jackson biopic definitely is NOT going to touch on the kid stuff, and a woman is raising money for her very old and dying pet squirrel.

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Episode 953 - Taylor Swift Time Travels Jan 30, 2024

Thanks to the magic of private jets and the International Date Line Taylor Swift should be able to make it to the Super Bowl to watch Travis Kelce and the Chiefs, Sofia Vergara is too hot to play famed Colombian drug lord Griselda Blanco, and Jessica Biel eats in the shower.

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Episode 952 - The World Has Lost Another Porn Star Jan 25, 2024

Adult film legend Jesse Jane has tragically passed away, the new Road House trailer starring Jake Gyllenhaal has dropped and it looks… mostly good, Kevin Spacey is showing up to a Comic-Con and taking pics with fans, and Oppenheimer is screening in Japan.

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Episode 951 - Ross Gets A Vasectomy Jan 23, 2024

Because Flamin' Hot got an Oscar nomination Ross will have to get a vasectomy, and we break down the Oscar nominations, where it sure seems like the Academy Awards snubbed Greta Gerwig, Margot Robbie, and Barbie -- plus Oppenheimer is definitely winning pretty much everything it is nominated for.

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Episode 950 - AI George Carlin Outrage Jan 18, 2024

The new George Carlin special generated by AI is generating outrage -- plus it's not good, the new Richard Simmons biopic starring Pauly Shore is moving forward, Lindsay Lohan's dad is angry at the new Mean Girls movie, and a little boy was bitten in a shark tank in the Bahamas.

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Episode 949 - Yes, And? For SpongeBob Jan 16, 2024

Ariana Grande's new song wonders aloud why people care she broke up SpongeBob's marriage, a sex mutilation cult in England has been discovered and the details are insane, and the Emmys were actually good again.

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Episode 948 - Calvin Klein Is Doing It Right Jan 11, 2024

Jeremy Allen White is white-hot sex in his Calvin Klein ad, the Amy Winehouse biopic looks terrible but the Bob Marley biopic looks incredible, and a Missouri high school teacher having sex with one of her students was helped by the boy's father.

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Episode 947 - Flying Felon Gets Sentenced Jan 09, 2024

Gypsy Rose is a social media superstar after being paroled from prison for killing her abusive mom, the felon who leapt over the bench and attacked his judge is now being treated like Hannibal Lecter, Jo Koy completely botched his Golden Globes hosting gig, and Saltburn has a pretty cool hog shot.

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One Star Reviews Episode 03 - Gay Bars Jan 05, 2024

The three mustaches read one star reviews left for gay bars. Yeah, it's as bad as you think it is.

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One Star Reviews 02 - Austin Restaurants Jan 02, 2024

The three mustaches read and discuss horrific One Star Reviews about Austin, TX restaurants.

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Episode 946 - 2023 Year in Review Dec 21, 2023

We recap the best and worst of 2023 including the Oceangate Titanic disaster, Barbenheimer, Matthew Perry’s death, Prince Harry’s terrible book, and Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce’s whirlwind romance — plus our predictions for 2024.

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Episode 945 - Jonathan Majors Found Guilty Dec 19, 2023

Jonathan Majors has been dropped from Marvel after being found guilty of third-degree assault, Matthew Perry was apparently doing Ketamine when he died, and a serial killer lured his victims into the woods by promising them that there was gold in there.

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Episode 944 - Oprah is on Ozempic! Dec 14, 2023

Oprah reveals that her newfound massive weight loss is from Ozempic and we think more celebrities should embrace the drug, Glory actor Andre Braugher died from lung cancer at the age of 61, and Four Christmases is the most underrated Christmas movie out there.

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Episode 943 - The Saddest Girlfriend Ever Dec 12, 2023

A girlfriend is going viral for taking to TikTok to cry about how none of her boyfriend’s friends showed up to his birthday party but it’s unclear how “real” the situation actually is — plus the Golden Globe nominations are out and Oppenheimer is going to win everything, and an Oklahoma Sheriff beat up a sex shop worker after his girlfriend bought a vibrator that was “bigger than him.”

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Episode 942 - Panera's Silent Killer Dec 07, 2023

Panera Bread's "Charged Lemonade" drink has killed two customers with heart problems because the drink is loaded with more caffeine than a Four Loko, an Ohio woman who threw a burrito bowl at a Chipotle worker has been sentenced to working two months at a fast food restaurant, and actress Casey Wilson called Tim Allen "a little b*tch" after working with him on the Disney+ show The Santa Clauses.

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Episode 941 - The New GTA Game Is INSANE Dec 05, 2023

The new Grand Theft Auto trailer leaked and it looks absolutely insane, a terrible AI version of Jimmy Stewart will now read stories to you as you fall asleep, and Nelly is officially BACK after his Big 12 Championship halftime show and his new baby with Ashanti.

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Episode 940 - The Not So Golden Bachelor Nov 30, 2023

It turns out Golden Bachelor Gerry Turner wasn't totally honest about his dating history after he became a widower, the allegations about P. Diddy seem like they might be extremely true, formerly paralyzed NFL player Ryan Shazier has been caught cheating on his wife and she posted the dirty laundry online, and Bradley Cooper's new movie is apparently a masterpiece.

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Episode 939 - Alex Murdaugh Sentenced AGAIN Nov 28, 2023

South Carolina lawyer Alex Murdaugh has been convicted of crimes AGAIN, Disney's new movie 'Wish' is bombing at the box office, a Florida woman stabbed her boyfriend in the eye with a rabies needle for looking at other women, and a Saudi Prince bought plane tickets for 80 of his closest falcons.

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Episode 938 - Our Sacrifice Nov 22, 2023

What was the bigger Dallas moment on November 22, JFK's assassination or Creed's halftime performance at the Cowboys game? Plus Sydney Sweeney puts the cannons out on full display, Ross and Jessie finally watch Don't Worry Darling and discuss the perfect Thanksgiving Day.

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Episode 937 - Surviving Diddy Nov 21, 2023

Diddy settles his lawsuit with Cassie where she accused him of blowing up cars and forcing her into drug fueled "freak-offs" with other men, murder docs are getting more and more obscure, Travis Kelce is buckling under the pressure of fame, and someone is offering up satanic sacrifices in a Long Island cemetery.

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Episode 936 - The Petition To Remove Usher From The Super Bowl Nov 16, 2023

Jessie has decided that she wants to do the halftime show at the Super Bowl, Ross ponders if we will all be living in a biodome, and it's that time of year where celebrities are declaring to leave the country if Trump gets re-elected.

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Episode 935 - Jeff Bezos Makes Me Uncomfortable Nov 14, 2023

The Vogue Magazine shoot featuring Jeff Bezos and his fiancee Lauren Sanchez is exceptionally weird and creepy, the SNL skit about Britney Spears' new book was terrible, and everyone loves being in nature until nature gets metal.

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Episode 934 - Fast Car Wins Song of the Year... Again Nov 09, 2023

Luke Combs' cover of 'Fast Car' netted Tracy Chapman another award decades after the song was released, raccoon attacks are a lot scarier than you'd think, People's "Sexiest Man" awards this year were outrageous, and for some reason Jared Leto scaled the Empire State Building.

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Episode 933 - 48 Hours Of Barbra F'ing Streisand Nov 07, 2023

Barbra Streisand's new audiobook of her autobiography is allegedly 48 hours long, Babs' dating history might be the most impressive in Hollywood history for men OR women, Succession star Alan Ruck crashed his Rivian into a pizza place, and spiders can live in your ear.

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Episode 932 - The Grumpy De Niro Trial Nov 02, 2023

Robert DeNiro is being sued by his ex-assistant for being an abusive boss and he is VERY grumpy about it, we break down the hottest actresses over 60, the SAG strike is getting close to ending, and did Meryl Streep hook up with Idris Elba a couple years ago???

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Episode 931 - Matthew Perry Dead At 54 Oct 31, 2023

Friends star Matthew Perry died tragically at the age of 54, people are wondering if Perry was "happy" at the time of his death, a SECOND teacher at a small Missouri high school has had her OnlyFans discovered, and Creed is officially back on tour.

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Episode 930 - Movies That Made People Walk Out Oct 26, 2023

Jack in the Box has a new taco that looks like it's going to annihilate toilets, we haven't heard of most of the allegedly worst movies of 2023, and the Beatles have a new song coming out with the help of AI to recreate John Lennon's dead voice.

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Episode 929 - Alaska Airlines Pilot Attempts Takedown Oct 24, 2023

An Alaska Airlines pilot allegedly attempted to crash a plane full of passengers mid-flight while having a nervous breakdown, Kurt Cobain's daughter has MAYBE the most insane divorce story we've ever heard, and Britney Spears' old audition video for The Notebook has leaked.

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Episode 928 - Justin Timberlake Is Getting Nervous Oct 19, 2023

Britney Spears' new book drops an absolute bombshell about aborting a baby she had with Justin Timberlake, Lifetime is dropping movies about the Murdaugh Murders and the prison guard who fell in love with a convicted murderer, and the media is being super lame to Millie Bobbie Brown.

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Episode 927 - Did Oprah Try To Run For President? Oct 17, 2023

A Florida man attempts to wrestle an alligator on the side of the highway and it goes as badly as expected, Will Smith responds to Jada Pinkett Smith's allegations about their marriage, and Creed is officially back.

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Episode 926 - Jada Pinkett Smith Is The Devil Oct 12, 2023

Jada Pinkett Smith keeps revealing deeply private things about her marriage to Will Smith, new and shocking bigfoot footage from Colorado is definitive proof the creature exists, and a naked man chasing children in a mall near Seattle is beaten by bystanders.

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Episode 925 - Why Do They Have To Ban Skittles? Oct 10, 2023

California has banned Skittles and other food with certain ingredients in them, everyone has an OnlyFans now, the Texas Rangers are using the power of the band Creed's music to win games in the playoffs, and Tori Spelling is hawking vibrators on Instagram.

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Episode 924 - Minneapolis Cop OnlyFans Oct 05, 2023

Drake's new music video is 5 minutes of him saying naughty words in front of his son Adonis, a Minneapolis cop was busted for having an OnlyFans, Sophie Turner is three feet taller than Joe Jonas, and a drunk woman is filmed telling German tourists to get out of America.

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One Star Reviews 01 - Dive Bars Oct 05, 2023

The three mustaches read and discuss One Star Reviews left online for dive bars.

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Episode 923 - 500 Days At Sea Oct 03, 2023

An elderly Australian couple is spending their entire retirement on cruise ships because it's cheaper than an old folks home, Hugh Jackman's appearance at the Jets game with Taylor Swift raises some questions, and a Pentecostal pastor gets bitten on the face by a rattlesnake.

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Episode 922 - Knives Out Sep 28, 2023

The police showed up to Britney Spears' house in response to her knife dancing, a wild boar is stalking and attacking a family in Texas, and Taylor Swift is definitely going to the Chiefs-Jets game this weekend.

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Episode 921 - The Taylor Swift Effect Sep 26, 2023

Taylor Swift's new relationship with Travis Kelce has set the NFL world on fire though it may all be a PR stunt, Travis Kelce is the first actual man Taylor Swift has dated maybe ever, Jimmy Carter is still alive and leaving the house, and Dane Cook has finally married his child bride.

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Episode 920 - Ringo Death Watch Sep 21, 2023

Ringo Starr almost died mid-concert in San Antonio after taking a tumble, two Florida women were arrested for playing catch with a baby, and the new Juul documentary on Netflix looks hilarious.

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Episode 919 - Reconnecting With Pearl Jam Sep 19, 2023

The Utah mom who gave her son an astoundingly creepy hug after a football game reacts to the internet shaming her, possible future Daily Show host Hasan Minhaj reacts to the backlash over making up stories about racism, and celebrities need better PR people after Drew Barrymore and Ashton and Mila's recent screw-ups.

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Episode 918 - Sean Penn is the Worst Sep 14, 2023

Sean Penn's documentary on Ukraine finally has a trailer, actors are selling themselves on eBay to support the SAG strike, and Britney Spears has an exciting new boyfriend.

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Episode 917 - The Life And Death Of Aaron Rodgers Sep 12, 2023

Aaron Rodgers is out for the season after playing four plays for the New York Jets, Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis are in trouble for writing letters on behalf of Danny Masterson to the judge in his rape trial, and some waiters were caught on video getting murdered by wind.

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Episode 916 - Diarrhea Flight Sep 07, 2023

Footage of the now infamous flight that was canceled mid-air thanks to diarrhea has been released and it's more horrific than we thought, Joe Jonas and Sophie Turner are getting divorced and Joe Jonas is playing the victim, and a Maryland cop was caught having sex on camera in the back of his patrol car.

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Episode 915 - Where Were You When Smash Mouth Died? Sep 05, 2023

Smash Mouth lead singer Steve Harwell has passed away after a lengthy battle with being cool, a mom hugs her son after a football game in the most uncomfortable way imaginable, and a college professor with a face painting fetish was busted for tricking his female students into getting their faces painted with promises of extra credit.

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Episode 914 - The Stingray GoFundMe Aug 31, 2023

We go down a GoFundMe rabbit hole to see the most insane things people are raising money for, Sister Jean is somehow still alive, and the hurricane is definitely going to kill us all when we're in Florida this weekend.

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Episode 913 - Bob Barker Is Dead Aug 29, 2023

The Price is Right host Bob Barker is dead at the age of 99, the Tori Spelling saga is getting weirder and weirder, Pete Davidson is in the new movie "Dumb Money" about the GameStop stonk craze of 2021, and we show why bees are the worst animal to be attacked by.

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Episode 912 - Send In The Gimp Aug 24, 2023

Ross finally dons his gimp suit as Jessie and the producers torture him for an hour straight.

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Episode 911 - One Last Dying Wishbone Aug 22, 2023

A dying woman's last request to her husband has him conflicted because said request is to have sex with her ex-boyfriend, a woman in Kentucky was inexplicably catfished by someone claiming to be Stranger Things star Dacre Montgomery, and Britney Spears might've gotten a train run on her to celebrate her divorce.

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Episode 910 - Jewface vs. Blackface Aug 17, 2023

Bradley Cooper is being dragged over his use of a prosthetic nose in his upcoming film about composer Leonard Bernstein, Aaron Carter's house has been sold but for less than it was worth, and a woman was saved by three ghosts after her ex-boyfriend attempted to stab her to death.

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Episode 909 - Poor Bradley Cooper Aug 15, 2023

The trailer for Bradley Cooper's new Oscar-bait movie "The Maestro" has dropped and it has no chance of beating films like "Oppenheimer" or "Napoleon", a Texas woman was attacked by a snake and a hawk at the same time, and Paris Hilton is in Maui to help with the fires and definitely not because she's on vacation.

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Episode 908 - Have You Visited Bananenbar? Aug 10, 2023

More evidence emerges that Lizzo definitely made her dancers eat a banana out of a lady's privates, newly divorced Kevin Costner was seen enjoying the Taylor Swift song "Never Getting Back Together" at her Eras Tour concert, and an Oklahoma teen was arrested for murdering pets at a pet store.

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Episode 907 - Black Aquaman Aug 08, 2023

A brawl between a group of white dudes who jumped a black security guard and the black guys who jumped in to save him might be the best viral video of the year, we explore a budding Austin cult founder's Instagram page, and debate whether or not tubing the river sucks.

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Episode 906 - I Love The 80s Aug 03, 2023

Were comedy movies in the 80s good? Or terrible? Our Millennial producers say they sucked. Plus a woman in blackface terrorizes a Target in Colorado, and security footage from a safari park in China show a woman getting attacked by a tiger while arguing with her husband.

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Episode 905 - Pee-wee Herman Dies Aug 01, 2023

Lizzo has been accused of being an abusive and sexually inappropriate boss, RIP to PeeWee Herman, and for some reason reality stars want to go on strike.

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Episode 904 - We Lost Sinéad Jul 27, 2023

We say our condolences to Sinéad O’Connor, Ariana Grande gets a Broadway star to leave his wife and child, Kansas City Chiefs quarterback Patrick Mahomes and his wife might be swinging, and Clint Eastwood looks dead.

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Episode 903 - Bronny James Goes Into Cardiac Arrest Jul 25, 2023

LeBron James' son Bronny James went into cardiac arrest while practicing at USC, Oppenheimer and Barbie both destroyed at the box office this weekend, Oppenheimer is one of the best films of the decade, and Aaron Hernandez's brother has been arrested for threatening school shootings.

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Episode 902 - Splitsville For Meghan And Harry? Jul 20, 2023

Prince Harry and Meghan Markle might be calling it quits after sucking up every last dollar they could from their fading fame, it is OFFICIALLY Barbenheimer weekend, and an Arizona woman got gored by a bison at Yellowstone.

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Episode 901 - Sofia Vergara Back On The Market Jul 18, 2023

Sofia Vergara is back on the dating market after divorcing actor Joe Manganiello, Mission Impossible bombed and it might be because of the SAG strike, and podcasts like Smartless are the future of how actors will make money.

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Episode 900 - Clayne Crawford Returns Jul 13, 2023

Clayne Crawford, star of the new film “The Channel”, joins the show to talk about why he prefers making indie films, working with “Wednesday” star Jenna Ortega, the 2023 Emmy nominations, and partying with “Yellowstone” star Cole Hauser.

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Episode 899 - Tracking Down A Stolen Car In Real Time Jul 11, 2023

Ross works with an ex-cop and RPR listener Trey Witzell to track down his recently stolen car in real time on the show -- plus Jonah Hill's texts to his ex-girlfriend were NOT great and both Madonna and Jamie Foxx appear to be alive.

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Episode 898 - Britney Spears Gets Slapped Jul 06, 2023

Britney Spears got slapped in the face in Vegas trying to say hi to NBA first-overall draft pick Victor Wembanyama, we break down how Christian movies get such good box office numbers, and we watch a Fourth of July fireworks "mishap" video that was definitely attempted murder.

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Episode 897 - Madonna Dead Or Infected? Jun 29, 2023

Madonna might be faking a sickness because her tour's ticket sales are terrible, the Rainey Street Ripper has apparently struck again, Pete Davidson is seeking treatment for mental health issues, and the Titan Sub wreckage looks pretty gnarly.

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Episode 896 - Bring Out The Gimp Jun 27, 2023

Ross has officially committed to doing a show in a gimp suit after the show's reviews on Apple Podcasts passed two thousand, the Florida Gators baseball coach has an INTERESTING story about how he met his wife, and the Michael Jackson estate is getting sued by his victims.

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Episode 895 - Titan Sub Explodes Jun 22, 2023

The Titan sub that takes rich people down to the Titanic has officially been found imploded, Yellowstone creator Taylor Sheridan gave an interview in which he held nothing back, and a monkey beats up a guy after peeing on his motorcycle.

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Episode 894 - Going Down With The Titanic AGAIN Jun 20, 2023

Several super-rich tourists attempting to see the Titanic wreckage are trapped at the bottom of the ocean in what amounts to a homemade submarine -- we break down the absurd details of the ongoing OceanGate disaster.

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Episode 893 - Sadfishing Jun 15, 2023

Sadfishing is the new social media craze in which regular people and celebrities make posts about horrible things happening their lives for sympathy, the new Transformers movie is awful, and a gruesome video shows why you should never try to take a picture with a lion.

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Episode 892 - Pickleball Is The New Crypto Jun 13, 2023

Pickleball sucks now that every celebrity has invested in it PLUS it's terrible to watch on TV, a horrific shark attack was caught on video in Egypt, and somehow Ezra Miller still has not been canceled as the new Flash movie premieres.

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Episode 891 - Justin Bieber's Super Straight Dad Jun 08, 2023

Witches were spotted on a trail cam in Canada eating a dead dear, Justin Bieber’s dad is in trouble for making a joke about Pride Month, and a woman kept insisting to police officers that she wasn’t hiding drugs in her vagina but rather was simply “adjusting her coochie lips”.

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Episode 890 - Cash Rules Everything Around Me Jun 06, 2023

Out of absolutely nowhere LIV Golf bought the PGA Tour, Pete Davidson left PETA an angry voicemail, and the two comedies written by podcast stars bombed in movie theaters.

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Episode 889 - Al Pacino Demands DNA Test Jun 01, 2023

Al Pacino didn't believe he was physically capable of getting a woman pregnant at his age, Danny Masterson was found guilty on two counts of rape, and don't go swimming with crocs.

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Episode 888 - The End Of Succession May 30, 2023

HBO's Succession has officially ended and while the show was good the ending was pretty whatever, Ross ran into Hulk Hogan's kid and gaggle of Guy Fieris in Tampa Bay, and The Little Mermaid had a good opening weekend BUT... only in America.

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Episode 887 - I Love Vin Diesel May 25, 2023

Vin Diesel and his "family" have another glorious hit on their hands with Fast X, a billionaire is swapping blood with his son in order to stay 18 forever, and Jeff Bezos is cucking NFL Hall of Famer Tony Gonzalez.

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Episode 886 - Are Hot Pockets Worth Jail Time? May 23, 2023

A Kentucky man shot his roommate because he ate the last Hot Pocket, a drunk Florida man had his arm ripped clean off by an alligator, and both Kendall Jenner AND Bad Bunny appeared to be undressing LeBron James with their eyes at the Lakers game last night.

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Episode 885 - When A Band Plays B-Sides May 18, 2023

The Red Hot Chili Peppers serenaded their fans with B-sides only at their show in San Antonio, a group of swimmers were attacked by piranhas in Brazil, and we discuss the worst accents in movie history after watching the new Killers of the Flower Moon trailer.

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Episode 884 - Celebrity Break-ins In LA May 16, 2023

JoJo Siwa's house was broken into by burglars and she shared the footage online, Megan Fox reveals she's never felt comfortable in her body, The Bear is coming back for season 2 and looks amazing, and a scary video shows a tiger shark attacking a kayaker in Hawaii.

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Episode 883 - Casino Coming To Times Square May 11, 2023

Joran van der Sloot was finally extradited to the United States after murdering Natalie Hollaway in 2005, a Utah woman who wrote a children’s book about children dealing with grief after the death of her husband has been arrested for said husband’s murder, J-Lo and Ben Affleck appear to hate each other, and we continue to prove that monkeys are evil.

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Episode 882 - Jessie Attends King's Coronation May 09, 2023

Despite some strong evidence to the contrary it appears Meghan Markle did NOT show up to King Charles III’s coronation in disguise, a group of homeschooled kids on a field trip to the zoo got a horrifying lesson in how the food chain works, and a Kentucky couple were caught on video having sex right in the middle of a Bowling Green bar.

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Episode 881 - Kevin Costner At A Crossroads May 04, 2023

Kevin Costner might be OUT at Yellowstone and it may be because he got someone on set pregnant, Jackson Mahomes was arrested for sexual battery, and a man in Illinois was arrested for having s*x with a horse.

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Episode 880 - Writers Strike Shuts Down Hollywood May 02, 2023

The Hollywood writer's strike is officially happening which means podcasts and gameshows are going to blow up even more, Vice is going bankrupt, bees are out to murder you, and Tom Brady lost his divorce.

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Episode 879 - Jerry Springer is Dead Apr 27, 2023

Daytime talkshow legend Jerry Springer has died, conjoined twins who share a vagina explain how one of them has a boyfriend, Tim Dillon says KC barbecue is overrated, and a producer recounts a sketchy trip to Europe.

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Episode 878 - Bam Margera On The Run Apr 25, 2023

Former Jackass star Bam Margera is on the run from the law after threatening to kill his entire family, Glen Powell and Sydney Sweeney are definitely hooking up, and a camel murdered a man in Russia.

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Episode 877 - The Cancellation Of Jonathan Majors Apr 20, 2023

The Jonathan Majors story keeps twisting and turning after his agency dropped him, JK Rowling is still printing money and doesn’t care what anyone thinks, and a gang of monkeys killed a woman in India.

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Episode 876 - Rainey Street Ripper Strikes Again Apr 18, 2023

Another body has been found in Lady Bird Lake in Austin as the killing spree continues, kids are doing something called the “Benadryl Challenge” on TikTok, Jamie Foxx had a stroke on set, and a toddler stormed the White House lawn.

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Episode 875 - Drake Bell Is Missing Apr 13, 2023

Drake Bell from Nickelodeon’s “Drake and Josh” went missing in Florida, a video of an alligator attacking a zookeeper shows a little boy being way too interested in the violence, and an AI version of Joe Rogan’s podcast sounds terrifyingly real.

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Episode 874 - Succession Shocker Apr 11, 2023

Taylor Swift is OFFICIALLY single, the most recent episode of Succession had massive spoilers, Millie Bobbie Brown is engaged to Bon Jovi’s kid, and a white lady doing an impression of Asians while singing is going viral.

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Episode 873 - What It's Really Like Going To A Taylor Swift Concert Apr 06, 2023

Last Row Lopez talks about his enchanting experience at the Taylor Swift concert in Dallas, somehow a cobra ended up on a plane, a woman with two vaginas has an OnlyFans, and a naked man stole a bus and threw a dead deer in the back.

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Ross Patterson Uncirc'd 03 - Admit It, You Missed Donald Trump Apr 06, 2023

Ross rants about how America didn't realize how much they missed former President Donald Trump... until he got arrested.

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Episode 872 - Rainey Street Ripper Apr 04, 2023

Greta Gerwig's new Barbie movie looks bizarre but hilarious, Bad Bunny was spotted riding b*tch on a horse with Kendall Jenner, and Austin has a serial killer who is targeting bros on Rainey Street.

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Episode 871 - Dudes Take Over Kate Spade Mar 30, 2023

Kate Spade had a trans TikToker promote their march, Wes Anderson’s new movie looks incredible, and there is nothing that can stop an alligator, not even a giant fence.

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Episode 870 - Gwyneth Paltrow Takes The Stand Mar 28, 2023

Gwyneth Paltrow's skiing accident trial has reached levels of crazy rich people drama that only the Goop founder is capable of achieving, a man in England got so drunk he randomly confessed committing murder to the police, and the AI Balenciaga Pope photo is too real.

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Episode 869 - Celebrities Busted In Crypto Scheme Mar 23, 2023

Celebrities including Jake Paul and Lindsay Lohan are being investigated over their promotion of crypto, Tom Brady is having even more divorce drama, and an Ohio man had his arm ripped off by his pet zebra.

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Episode 868 - Rory Culkin Got A Hog Mar 21, 2023

Rory Culkin showed his hog on the new Amazon show “Swarm”, former child star Amanda Bynes had another mental breakdown and was seen running through the streets of LA naked, Ben Affleck and Matt Damon’s new movie about Michael Jordan and Nike looks incredible, and a man tried to escape from LAPD on a skateboard but didn’t make it far.

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Episode 867 - Contestant Murdered On Family Feud Mar 16, 2023

A Family Feud contestant who gave a funny answer about not liking his wife ended up later murdering his wife, Carson Daly absolutely rages on St. Patrick's Day, and an Oklahoma woman was attacked by an escaped pet monkey.

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Episode 866 - The Sex Club Chronicles Mar 14, 2023

One of the show's producers breaks down, in detail, his visit to a swinger's club and what it was like hooking up with someone else's girlfriend while they were in the room -- plus the Oscars were actually good, and Jimmy Carter is STILL building houses even though he's dying.

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Episode 865 - Miley Cyrus F**ks Mar 09, 2023

Miley Cyrus's new song and music video prove she's still one of the best celebrities going, producer Delco Dan will soon be visiting a sex club during SXSW in Austin, a Texas teacher was taught doing cocaine at school but that's understandable, and Hard AF Seltzer is officially being served at Miami Marlins games.

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Episode 864 - Chris Rock Destroys Will Smith Mar 07, 2023

Chris Rock absolutely embarrassed Will Smith in his new standup special, the Oscars are coming up and we're not sure anyone cares, Pete Davidson crashed his car into a random house, and Canadian Super Pigs are invading America.

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Episode 863 - Juror Removed From Alex Murdaugh Trial Mar 02, 2023

A juror was removed from the Alex Murdaugh trial because she couldn't stop telling people how innocent he was, it turns out Jared Fogle is having a pretty good time in jail, Aaron Rodgers talked about his darkness retreat on the Aubrey Marcus Podcast, and Jessie is no longer in love with Brendan Fraser.

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Episode 862 - Tom Sizemore vs. Jimmy Carter Mar 01, 2023

Who will die first? Saving Private Ryan actor Tom Sizemore or former President Jimmy Carter? — Plus Florida’s most horrifying invasive species isn’t the python, and figuring out how to bleach a mustache.

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Episode 861 - Alex Murdaugh Takes The Stand Feb 23, 2023

Wealthy South Carolina lawyer Alex Murdaugh takes the stand in his murder trial, an 85-year-old Florida woman was killed by a 10-foot alligator, and the Alabama basketball star who may have been involved in a recent Tuscaloosa murder hit a game-winning shot last night.

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Episode 860 - South Park Battles The Fake Royals Feb 21, 2023

Meghan Markle and Harry are thinking about suing South Park for daring to make fun of them, there should be a documentary on horse racing jockeys because they’re all meth addicts, and the most disturbing deaths in TV and movie history.

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Episode 859 - New Clues For Swingers Feb 16, 2023

Elderly swingers in Florida's infamous "The Villages" retirement community have a new system for letting people know their kinks, Don Lemon might get fired from CNN for explaining when women are and aren't in their prime, and a snake video from southeast Asia shows why no one should live there.

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Episode 858 - Valentine's Day Is For Hardcore Lovers Feb 14, 2023

Jessie couldn't help but cry after meeting Guy Fieri at the Super Bowl, the Waste Management Open completely lived up to the hype, Giorgio is a male escort, and a short history of Dan selling feet pics.

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Episode 857 - Recording In The Dark Feb 09, 2023

Ross and Jessie fly solo during the Texas winter storm and record in a powerless studio.

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Episode 856 - The Great Shower Debate Feb 07, 2023

When is the appropriate time of the day to shower? Ross surprises Jessie with tickets to Guy Fieri's Super Bowl Party and we look ahead to this week in Phoenix.

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Episode 855 - Texas The Softest State In The Country Feb 02, 2023

The entire state of Texas gets shut down by a mildly cold rain, Justin Bieber sells his catalog, there's an alarming amount of celebrities going sober, and is Tom Brady retired for good?

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Episode 854 - RIP Showtime Jan 31, 2023

The Showtime network is officially dead, the 22-year-old JV high school basketball coach was down a player so she suited up and dominated 13-year-old girls, and Burger King's chicken sandwiches look like garbage.

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Episode 853 - Scientology Leader Gone Missing Jan 26, 2023

We play arguably the worst rap song ever made, the slap fight show on TBS is trash, and AI is going to put every writer out of work forever -- plus David Miscavige, the leader of the Church of Scientology, is missing.

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Episode 852 - Death To The Burger King Song Jan 24, 2023

The new song in the Burger King ad is the most hateable commercial song of all time, the Academy Awards nominations are out, and one of the contestants on the new season of The Bachelor is "from" Austin.

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Episode 851 - Alec Baldwin Charged With Manslaughter Jan 19, 2023

Alec Baldwin gets hit with involuntary manslaughter in the death of Halyna Hutchins and faces up to 18 months in the clink. Plus, Flo Rida gets paid after winning his lawsuit against the energy drink company Celsius and Pete Davidson and Snoop Dog are named team captains for the NFL Pro Bowl.

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Episode 850 - Who Would You Rather Party With? Jan 19, 2023

Celebrities like Guy Fieri, Tom Cruise, Hulk Hogan, and John Daly were spotted in suites at the Cowboys - Bucs game last night, which begs the question: who would you rather party with? Plus the Chrisleys have officially turned themselves in to jail and we debate whether or not Jeremy Renner still has all his legs.

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Ross Patterson Uncirc'd 02 - Nam Dreams! Jan 13, 2023

Ross shares his vivid Vietnam dreams, why he thinks they're happening, and why he loves them. WARNING: Get ready for a Vietnam flashback.

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Episode 849 - Thoughts And Prayers For Kevin Costner Jan 12, 2023

Kevin Costner explains that he couldn’t make the Golden Globes because he’s trapped in his mansion by the California flooding, Robert Downey Jr. looks UNRECOGNIZABLE in his new role, and a seal attacks an actress on video.

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Episode 848 - What Should Be Minimum Wage? Jan 10, 2023

We argue over whether or not high school kids today are able to sufficiently get drunk on a minimum wage salary -- plus Tom Brady takes more creepy pics with his son and a bear attack ruins a wedding.

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Episode 847 - Is The Rock Getting Cancelled? Jan 05, 2023

Variety ran a brutal story about The Rock and how terrible to work with he was on the movie Black Adam, the Idaho college student murderer was caught and is apparently a random psychopath, and Nicholas Cage is playing Dracula in a new movie.

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Ross Patterson Uncirc'd - Gallagher Is Dead Dec 29, 2022

Ross rants about the death of greatest comedian to ever do comedy, Gallagher. He also discuss why Fast and Furious is the best franchise of all time and how they deserve more money.

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Episode 846 - 2022 Year In Review Dec 22, 2022

We look back at 2022 including the best TV shows and movies, Taylor Swift's latest album, the invasion of Ukraine, Messi's World Cup win, the Queen's death, and more!

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Episode 845 - It's Beginning To Look A Lot Like Christmas Dec 20, 2022

The new Avatar movie sucked, the malls were empty when Ross went to do some last-second shopping, Brittney Spears' fans are turning on her, and a woman was killed by a shark while snorkeling in Maui.

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Episode 844 - Is Weinstein Hung? Dec 15, 2022

There might be a hung jury for Harvey Weinstein, White Lotus had an incredible second season, Meghan Markle's new Netflix documentary has finally dropped, and a golfer bit his friend's nose off during an argument.

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Episode 843 - Proper Wait Time For Spoilers Dec 13, 2022

How long do you have before it’s okay to talk about spoilers on TV shows and movies? Plus Robert Griffin III got in trouble for using a VERY old-timey racial slur on Monday Night Football, HBO is cutting scripted programming, rich white people things are the best.

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Episode 842 - Vin Diesel Frees Brittney Griner Dec 08, 2022

Brittney Griner has finally been freed from Russian prison and it's probably all thanks to Vin Diesel, Celine Dion is dying of an insanely rare disease, and a sheepdog murdered eight coyotes in order to defend its flock of sheep.

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Episode 841 - Celebrity Deaths Are Always Weird Dec 06, 2022

'Cheers' star Kirstie Alley has died of cancer at the age of 71, a Texas woman brought buckets of human poop to a police station, and there is still almost no information about who might have killed those Idaho college students.

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Episode 840 - Good Morning America Scandal Dec 01, 2022

Kanye West continues to go insane on Infowars with Alex Jones, Good Morning America hosts T.J. Holmes and Amy Robach got caught cheating with each other, and the Casey Anthony documentary is a ridiculous disgrace.

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Episode 839 - Lawsuit of the Century Nov 29, 2022

A woman is suing Velveeta for falsely advertising how long it takes to microwave their mac and cheese bowls, Ross ranks all the flavors of Hot Pockets, and Applebee's is making a comeback as a date spot.

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Episode 838 - Chrisley Knows Prison Nov 22, 2022

Todd Chrisley and his wife received lengthy prison sentences for their financial crimes, Chris Brown almost performed "Beat It" in a Michael Jackson tribute at the American Music Awards, and producer Giorgio had an aggressively gross date.

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Episode 837 - Casey Anthony's New Story Nov 17, 2022

Kim Kardashian posted some hot pics on Instagram to remind Pete Davidson of what he’s missing, the new Casey Anthony documentary is absurd and she’s definitely guilty, a 79-year-old man shoved a jump rope up his pee-hole, and the new crime scene photos from the OnlyFans model who killed her boyfriend are insane.

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Episode 836 - Pete Davidson Is Back Nov 15, 2022

Pete Davidson is now dating supermodel Emily Ratajkowski and cannot be stopped, Nick Cannon is having kids either because he's running a sex cult or an elaborate tax evasion scheme, and Taylor Swift is the biggest star on the planet.

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Episode 835 - The Last Stand of J Anus Nov 10, 2022

Jennifer Aniston had a weird interview (and sexy photoshoot) in the last issue ever of Allure Magazine, Ross tells the story of the time he got a Scientologist to become a divorced alcoholic, and Gisele bought a mansion across the water from Tom Brady.

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Episode 834 - Election Day Is Here Nov 08, 2022

It's election day and we're potentially hours away from electing the definitely literate Herschel Walker to the Senate, Katy Perry revealed she's voting for Republican Rick Caruso for L.A. mayor, the winning Powerball ticket was sold in California, and a new Casey Anthony documentary is coming to Peacock.

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Episode 833 - The Hollywood Pandering Continues Nov 03, 2022

Dwayne Wade's ex-wife comes out with some BIG accusations about Wade and the couple's trans daughter, Madonna showed off her humongous fake boobs on Instagram, and a man pretended to be a Stanford student for 10 months.

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Episode 832 - Paying For A Blue Checkmark Nov 01, 2022

Elon Musk is saying he's going to charge twenty dollars a month for blue check marks on Twitter, nobody wants to eat at Applebee's and Olive Garden anymore because those restaurants are terrible, and Heidi Klum had an INSANE Halloween costume.

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Episode 831 - The Spare Heir Oct 27, 2022

Prince Harry's new tell-all book is dropping in January, Matthew Perry is dropping bombs in his new autobiography -- including why he broke up with Julia Roberts, Elon Musk walked into Twitter holding a sink because he is a walking meme, and former SNL star Chris Redd was attacked outside The Comedy Cellar because crime in New York is out of control.

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Episode 830 - Harvey Weinstein's Testicles Oct 25, 2022

Harvey Weinstein is on trial and the entire court is going to get to see pictures of his mangled genitals, Alec Baldwin made a one-year anniversary post on Instagram about killing Halyna Hutchins, and Dane Cook is having a great time gloating about how young his wife is.

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Episode 829 - Are People Amped For Black Adam? Oct 20, 2022

The Rock's new movie 'Black Adam' looks terrible and is getting terrible reviews, Howard Stern said Kanye is just like Hitler, another 'Bros' actor is saying obnoxious things in the press, and Rob got mauled by a dog.

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Episode 828 - Jeffrey Dahmer Halloween Costumes Oct 18, 2022

People are dressing up like Jeffrey Dahmer for Halloween because of the new show on Netflix, Garth Brooks is massively cucking his ex-wife's new husband, Tom Brady is ruining his legacy, and Meghan Markle's podcast is terrible -- Plus! Did Kris Jenner get Blink-182 back together?

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Episode 827 - Drug Pumpkins Oct 13, 2022

Cartels are getting autumnal and are now smuggling meth across the border in pumpkins, Kanye West has been banned from social media and now also his literal bank has told him to take his money elsewhere, and a Brazilian man had his junk cut off after drunkenly attacking his niece.

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Romance Novels For Dudes Podcast Trailer Oct 12, 2022

St. James St. James takes you on a sexual adventure of a lifetime. You're lucky he even did this and you definitely would have boned him. So would your Dad. Available everywhere now!

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Episode 826 - Jay-Z Invests In Robot Pizza Oct 11, 2022

Breaking down Jay-Z's new robot pizza, who the hottest ugly dude in the world is, the best piece of technology invented in the last five years, Danny Masterson’s sexual assault trial, and the new terrible movie starring Javier Bardem and a crocodile.

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Episode 825 - Alec Baldwin Is Filming Rust Again? Oct 06, 2022

Alec Baldwin is filming 'Rust' again after accidentally murdering the film's director of photography, a homeowner had the police called on him because his 'Stranger Things' Halloween decorations were too scary, and a naked Chicago woman stole a cop car.

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Episode 824 - 10-Year-Old Art Phenom Oct 04, 2022

The SEC has ruled that Kim Kardashian can no longer trade crypto, Tom Brady and Gisele Bündchen are getting divorced, there's trouble in paradise for Ben Affleck and J-Lo, and Elon Musk might finally be buying Twitter.

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Episode 823 - We Lost Coolio Sep 29, 2022

Legendary '90s rapper Coolio has died and gone on to (Gangsta's) Paradise, the new Jeffrey Dahmer show on Netflix is way too hardcore but Evan Peters is going to win all the awards for it, Mackenzie Scott is getting divorced, and the cops left a handcuffed woman in the back of their squad car while parked on train tracks and, naturally, the car was hit by a train.

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Episode 822 - There is No Hope When You Use Dope Sep 27, 2022

Ross was awoken by a telemarketer in the middle of the night and now wants to hunt him and his family down, the stock market had its worst week since 2008, Zac Efron’s face is different because apparently he destroyed it on a fountain in his house, and drugs are bad, mmkay.

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Episode 821 - I’m An Instagram Model Sep 22, 2022

Adam Levine issued a sort-of apology and vague explanation for his Instagram DMing escapades, Netflix's new Jeffrey Dahmer show looks extremely disturbing, and a Texas woman and wedding photographer was arrested for having sex with a wedding guest and peeing on a tree before threatening to kill the arresting officers' families.

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Episode 820 - Are Swingers Making A Comeback? Sep 20, 2022

Onnit founder Aubrey Marcus and his wife Vy are EXTREMELY close friends with Aaron Rodgers, Adam Levine may or may not have cheated on his pregnant wife and also may or may not have named their new baby after the girl he cheated with, and Serial Podcast subject Adnan Syed has been released from prison after having his murder conviction overturned.

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Episode 819 - The Little Mermaid Controversy Sep 15, 2022

The internet is half excited and half mad about thew ‘The Little Mermaid’ trailer and its black Ariel played by Halle Bailey, SNL has fired half their cast since the last season ended, and a pet kangaroo murdered its owner in Australia.

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Episode 818 - KFC Secret Recipe Revealed Sep 13, 2022

KFC's secret recipe of herbs and spices may have been revealed, the Phoenix Suns owner had an absurd list of employee harassment allegations against him, and rapper PnB Rock was killed at Roscoe's Chicken in Los Angeles -- was his girlfriend to blame?

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Episode 817 - RIP Queen Elizabeth II Sep 08, 2022

Queen Elizabeth II, the longest reigning monarch in British history, died today at the age of 96. She is succeeded by her son, the newly crowned King Charles. Plus -- Olivia Wilde was a nightmare director on the set of 'Don't Worry Darling', and Thai authorities mistook a sex doll for a dead body.

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Episode 816 - Did Harry Styles Spit On Chris Pine? Sep 06, 2022

The drama around Olivia Wilde's new movie "Don't Worry Darling" keeps growing -- did Harry Styles spit on Chris Pine? Does Florence Pugh hate Wilde and does she have something going on with Nick Kroll? Plus Meghan Markle definitely didn't get more listens than Joe Rogan, Justin Bieber canceled his tour for mental health reasons, and Tiffany Haddish may have made a VERY problematic sketch for Funny or Die a couple of years ago.

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Episode 815 - Airdropping Nudes On Southwest Sep 01, 2022

A Southwest Airlines pilot threatened to stop a flight to Cabo because someone kept airdropping nudes to other passengers (and the pilot) on the plane, Chris Rock turned down hosting the 2023 Oscars and made a terrible joke in the process, and the Dave and Busters crowd after dark gets real grim.

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Episode 814 - Celebrity Social Currency Aug 30, 2022

It turns out Olivia Wilde may have been lying about why she fired Shia LaBeouf, no one cares about the MTV VMAs or the fact that Young Gravy showed up with some TikToker's mom, and the new Game of Thrones is good but everyone in it is ugly.

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Episode 813 - Paddling Students Is Back Aug 25, 2022

A Missouri school district has decided to start paddling its students again when they misbehave, a new video of Anne Heche right after her accident is EXTREMELY disturbing, an Oklahoma woman somehow slipped out of her handcuffs and was able to shoot an AR 15 at cops, and a rabid fox was caught on video attacking an old woman.

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Episode 812 - Gary Busey Gets Arrested Aug 23, 2022

Actor Gary Busey has been accused of sexually assaulting three women, 'The Bear' is the best piece of entertainment about restaurants since 'Waiting...', for some reason a bunch of people didn't show up to Ben Affleck's wedding, and Paul Pelosi was sentenced to five days in jail for his Napa Valley DUI but will serve zero days in actual prison.

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Episode 811 - The Gap’s Trash Bags Aug 18, 2022

Jonah Hill has decided to step away from doing promotional events for his movies because of his crippling anxiety attacks, Kanye West has a new clothing line at The Gap that he’s selling out of garbage bags, and a Georgia man wanted for murder was found by police after he called 911 over McDonald's serving him cold fries.

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Episode 810 - Ezra Miller Goes To Rehab Aug 16, 2022

Ezra Miller is finally heading to rehab after months of terrorizing neighbors and attacking women, former NFL cornerback Aqib Talib's brother shot and killed someone over a youth football game dispute, a South Carolina grandma was eaten by an alligator, and the FBI has determined that Alec Baldwin pulled the trigger that killed Halyna Hutchins.

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Episode 809 - Death At 24 Hour Fitness Aug 11, 2022

Apparently Dane Cook has spent years inviting underage girls to his house to play board games, Ross and Dan recount getting into fistfights while playing basketball, Tommy Lee posted his dong to Instagram, and Marshawn Lynch’s DUI mugshot is an all-timer.

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Episode 808 - Anne Heche Gets Super Drunk Aug 09, 2022

Anne Heche is in a coma after crashing her car into a house in L.A., Ezra Miller has been charged with burglary in Vermont, James Franco is BACK from being canceled and now cast as Fidel Castro in an upcoming movie, Kevin Federline spoke out about his ex-wife Britney Spears, and Serena Williams retires.

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Episode 807 - Brittney Griner Found Guilty Aug 04, 2022

WNBA star Brittney Griner has been found guilty by a Russian court, Beyonce has been forced to change yet another one of her songs by angry fans, HBO Max is getting rid of basically all of its scripted programming, Jake Gyllenhaal is starring in a remake of the Patrick Swayze classic "Road House", and Lady Gaga is officially in "Joker 2".

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Episode 806 - Rent Slave Quarters From Airbnb Aug 02, 2022

Airbnb is in trouble for listing a former slave cabin to rent on its website, the woke mob has come after Beyonce for using the word "spaz" in one of her new album's songs, a Chuck E. Cheese mascot in New Jersey is being called racist for ignoring a black girl, and a British hooker is arrested for doing British hooker things.

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Episode 805 - Did Prince William Get Pegged? Jul 28, 2022

Rumors are swirling that Prince William, the future King of England, cheated on Kate Middleton because she wouldn't peg him (and his mistress would). We break down the allegations. Plus Subway is giving a lifetime supply of sandwiches to someone who will get a giant Subway logo tattooed on them, how to get free Chipotle for life, and a Florida woman was stabbed in the groin by a swordfish.

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Episode 804 - Mega Millions Madness Jul 26, 2022

The Mega Million Madness is getting closer to a billion dollars, Aaron Rodgers shows up to Packers minicamp looking like Nicholas Cage in Con Air, Olivia Munn is a hall of fame sexter, and the Pope goes to Canada and dresses up like an Indian while apologizing for the Catholic Church's role in being terrible to Indians.

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Episode 803 - Is Activism On The Way Out? Jul 21, 2022

A comedy theater in Minneapolis canceled Dave Chappelle's show after the theater's staff refused to work that night because they think Chappelle is a bigot, Amazon owns hospitals and taxis now, and a grizzly bear mauled a woman to death because he was wearing fruit-scented shampoo.

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Episode 802 - Elon Musk Parties Shirtless Jul 19, 2022

Elon Musk was unflatteringly photographed partying shirtless on a yacht, Kylie Jenner is now an alleged climate criminal for using her private jet too much, Jennifer Lopez has taken Ben Affleck's last name in their latest round of marriage, and we cover Hoover Dam explosion live.

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Episode 801 - National Nudes Day Jul 14, 2022

Creepy South Carolina lawyer Alex Murtaugh is going to trial for killing his wife and son, new and hilarious footage of the man who hijacked a plane in Seattle and then crashed it into an island to kill himself has been released, insane footage of kids walking through an open-air drug market in San Francisco went viral on Twitter, and a threesome sparked a 60-person brawl on a cruise ship.

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Episode 800 - The Drunk Newscaster Jul 12, 2022

A newscaster in Albany did an entire morning broadcast blackout drunk, the Emmy nominations are out and 'The Righteous Gemstones' was once again robbed, and Armie Hammer is selling timeshares in the Cayman Islands now (and also maybe eating people there).

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Episode 799 - How Many Kids Does Elon Musk Have? Jul 07, 2022

News has leaked that Elon Musk has two more kids -- twins birthed by one of his employees, Aaron Rodgers got the sort of cringe tattoo we all expected, legendary James Caan has passed away at the age of 82, a Florida man dunked on his dead dad by writing a scathing obituary, and one of Gwyneth Paltrow's vagina candles almost killed two guys.

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Episode 798 - Joey Chestnut Chokes Out A Protestor Jul 05, 2022

National treasure and hot dog king Joey Chestnut choked out an anti-meat PETA protester while winning his latest Mustard Belt in the Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Contest -- plus Jessie got drunk for the first time since giving birth and it went terribly, Bette Midler accidentally goes against the woke, and Austin Butler did NOT punch Ezra Miller in the face in Tokyo.

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Episode 797 - Texas Woman Accused In Cyclist Death Captured Jun 30, 2022

The Austin woman who murdered a professional cyclist as part of a love triangle feud has been caught in Costa Rica, O.J. Simpson advocates for better policing in Los Angeles, USC and UCLA are joining the Big Ten for some reason, and Ross recounts the time Frank Stallone hit on Jessie at the Sundance Film Festival.

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Episode 796 - Howard Stern For President? Jun 28, 2022

Howard Stern has said he is seriously considering running for president after Roe v. Wade was overturned, Alec Baldwin is interviewing Woody Allen on his podcast for some reason, the new Buzz Lightyear movie bombed and the new Elvis movie is amazing, and Ana De Armas is perfect.

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Episode 795 - RIP Juul Jun 23, 2022

The Biden Administration has killed the Juul but not before a whole new generation of teens fell in love with nicotine, Ross agrees to get a vasectomy if the movie about the invention of Flamin' Hot Cheetos wins an Oscar, and an artistic swimmer keeps passing out and sinking to the bottom of the pool while she performs.

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Episode 794 - Summer Solstice Jun 21, 2022

Beyonce has a new song out, Drake’s new album is trash, Texas wants to secede but definitely won’t, the NFL switched pizza sponsors from Pizza Hut to Little Caesars, and Jarrod Carmichael called out Dave Chappelle for his jokes about trans people.

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Episode 793 - Best Buy Employees Jun 16, 2022

Ross records solo inside the new studio and rages against the carelessness of Best Buy employees -- plus Ross breaks down the new, never before viewed, behind-the-scenes footage of the magic that was the recording session for the "I Want My Baby Back" Chili's jingle. Enjoy hombres!

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Episode 792 - Disney Continues To Go Woke Jun 14, 2022

A lesbian couple in the new Buzz Lightyear movie is making news on the left and right, for some reason the internet is saying Blue Ivy looks just like Beyonce when really she looks exactly like Jay-Z, Christina Aguilera performed wearing a strap-on, and Giorgio recounts blacking out on his float trip Saturday.

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Episode 791 - Chrisley Doesn’t Know Best Jun 09, 2022

Todd Chrisley and his wife are going to jail for stealing 30 million dollars from banks, Ruth from ‘Ozark’ is playing Madonna in the singer’s new biopic, LIV golf apparently isn’t as bad as it looks so far, and Aaron Rodgers’s new girlfriend is even more of a hippie than the last one.

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Episode 790 - Men Are Back! Jun 07, 2022

Ross details the downfall of women, he and Jessie try to figure out what sport their daughter will play, Rob explains his identity theft situation, an orangutan attacks a guy at a zoo, and Norm MacDonald's last special was weird but good.

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Episode 789 - Justice For Johnny Jun 02, 2022

Johnny Depp wins his defamation trial against Amber HEard, who still maintains her innocence and will definitely work in Hollywood again -- plus LeBron James is officially a billionaire and NFTs are unofficially dead.

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Episode 788 - Bradley Cooper Is Unrecognizable May 31, 2022

Bradley Cooper is playing composer Leonard Berstein in an upcoming film and looks UNRECOGNIZABLE in his makeup, the Mona Lisa got some cake thrown at it by a protester, "Top Gun 2" took in 100 million at the box office, and Nancy Pelosi's husband got a DUI in Napa Valley.

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Episode 787 - RIP Ray Liotta May 26, 2022

Actor Ray Liotta has died at the age of 67, we break down his best and most underrated movies — plus Austin Butler is the next superstar, “Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey” looks like the greatest horror film ever made, and Ross likes to eat Subway sandwiches on the beach.

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Episode 786 - Juneteenth Ice Cream May 24, 2022

Walmart is in trouble for trying to profit off of Juneteenth with a Great Value ice cream flavor, Bill Maher and Ricky Gervais are trending for making jokes about trans people, there are three (!!!) Oscar winners in the new Thor movie because the only movies anyone makes anymore are from Marvel, and an Austin man was murdered by bees.

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Episode 785 -Thirty-Four Dollar Chicken Wings? May 19, 2022

Ross's daughter has been born, chicken wing prices are through the roof, Netflix is releasing movies in theaters now because they're broke, Disney backed up the truck to air XFL games, and Elon Musk thinks way too many of Twitter's users are bots.

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Episode 784 - Selective Racism May 17, 2022

While Jessie gets ready to give birth Ross goes solo to talk about the Buffalo shooter vs. the Waukesha Christmas Parade attack and why the media handled the cases differently, Elon Musk's mom is on the cover of the 2022 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition, and the country is still out of baby formula.

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Episode 783 - Gluing Yourself To Things May 12, 2022

Succession actor James Cromwell superglued himself to a Starbucks counter to protest vegan milk costing more than regular milk, Patti Lupone was filmed screaming at an audience member at her Broadway show for not wearing their mask right, and we need to hypnotize Giorgio so he can recover horrible memories from his childhood.

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Episode 782 - Alabama Fugitives Caught May 10, 2022

The love story between Alabama prison guard Vicky White and her lover, convicted murderer Casey White, has reached a tragic conclusion. Vicky White, and love, have died. Plus Young Thug was arrested for helping his friends murder someone, Kendrick Lamar's new video is incredible, and the ACL lineup... kinda sucks.

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Episode 781 - Drake DMs Someone’s Wife May 05, 2022

Drake slid into a random woman's DM's to mess with her husband, Cardi B says she is a prisoner of fame and would give it all up (but not the money), the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue features a pregnant woman this year, and a British man grows a penis on his arm to replace the one he lost.

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Episode 780 - The Gilded Age May 03, 2022

The Met Gala once again looked creepily dystopian (but Jared Leto was beautiful), Pete Davidson deserves absolutely nothing that he has been given, and a female prison guard in Alabama broke her convicted murderer boyfriend out of the slammer and now the two are on the run.

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Episode 779 - Ted Lasso Gets Petty Apr 28, 2022

Jason Sudeikis served ex-girlfriend Olivia Wilde with child custody papers while she was speaking on stage about her new film (starring new boyfriend Harry Styles), the Johnny Depp and Amber Heard trial keeps getting more and more hilarious, and a karate teacher in Florida tried to have sex with her 11-year-old student.

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Episode 778 - LEAKED Alec Baldwin ’Rust’ Film Set Footage Apr 26, 2022

Breaking down the newly leaked police bodycam footage from the aftermath of Alec Baldwin's fatal shooting of Halyna Hutchins on the set of the film 'Rust' -- plus Howard Stern calls Johnny Depp a narcissist for televising his trial against Amber Heard.

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Episode 777 - Mike Tyson Punches Man On Plane Apr 21, 2022

Mike Tyson beat up an annoying fan who wouldn't stop bothering him on a flight, Ezra Miller keeps beating up women in Hawaii, Johnny Depp keeps proving he never hit Amber Heard (and that she definitely DID hit him), and a kindergartner passed out some shots of tequila at school.

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Episode 776 - Johnny Depp Takes The Stand Apr 19, 2022

Johnny Depp is taking the stand in his defamation case against ex-wife Amber Heard, Lizzo was spotted boarding a private plane in a thong, influencers were abandoned in the desert at Coachella, and the Mexican Pizza is back at Taco Bell.

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Episode 775 - Elon Musk Hostile Takeover Apr 14, 2022

Elon Musk has offered to buy all of Twitter and completely take it over, the Amber Heard - Johnny Depp trial is full of INSANE details about how abusive Amber Heard allegedly was, and (to bring it full circle), apparently Elon Musk is the father of Amber Heard's child.

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Episode 774 - Britney Spears Is Pregnant Apr 12, 2022

Britney Spears has (semi-cryptically) announced that she is pregnant, Ben Affleck and J-Lo are engaged for a second time, Billy Ray Cyrus and Tish Cyrus are getting divorced, and Ryan Cabrerra threw a super cringe "rock star themed" wedding with WWE star Alexa Bliss.

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Episode 773 - Tiger Woods Is Back Apr 07, 2022

Tiger Woods is playing The Masters today, Southwest Airlines is trying to buy Spirit Airlines, Ross explains the best way to blackmail your child, Greg Abbott is sending illegal immigrants to Washington D.C., Beto O'Rourke has a weird mouth, and Gayle deserves to be as famous as Olivia Rodrigo.

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Episode 772 - Jared Leto Fakes Being Disabled Apr 05, 2022

Jared Leto pretended to be disabled on the set of ‘Morbius’ because his method acting required him to use a wheelchair, Kanye West cancelled his Coachella show, BTS had a ‘Mission Impossible’ themed Grammys performance for some reason, and blonde women filmed themselves waking up O.J. Simpson at 1 a.m.

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Episode 771 - The Church Curse Mar 31, 2022

Eric Church is skipping his concert this weekend to go see his Tar Heels try to hand Coach K his final loss at Duke and his fans are pissed, Tiger Woods might be playing at The Masters after all, and a North Carolina couple abandoned their dog because they thought it was gay.

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Episode 770 - Chris Rock Ticket Prices Surge Mar 29, 2022

Will Smith's slap of Chris Rock at the Oscars has caused the comedian's ticket prices to surge, Jada Pinkett-Smith has some weird influence over Will Smith, Ezra Miller got into a bar fight in Hawaii because he hates karaoke, and why people are caring less and less about celebrities.

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Episode 769 - I’m Not a Biologist Mar 24, 2022

Supreme Court nominee Kentaji Jackson Brown says she can't define a woman because she's not a biologist, Ross runs down the brutally honest Oscars ballot, and people want to cancel Jay Z and Beyonce because they're throwing an Academy Awards after-party at Chateau Marmot.

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Episode 768 - Winning Time Mar 22, 2022

Banished to Patreon after getting a strike on YouTube, Ross talks about winning his kid toys at Six Flags and shaming all the Mexican dads watching him, and Jessie describes meeting a celebrity who moved from L.A. to Austin but completely still acts like they live in L.A.

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Episode 767 - They Freed Jussie? Mar 17, 2022

Jussie Smollett has been freed from prison -- for now -- as he appeals his sentencing, Ross crushed a DishTV customer service operator's soul, Pete Davidson got Kim Kardashian's name branded on his chest, and a teacher is in jail for licking her students because they stole a jar of pickles.

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Episode 766 - Russian Model Found Dead Mar 17, 2022

The internet got mad at Kim Kardashian for saying... that it's important to work hard, Pete Davidson is going to space, Putin had his Russian model ex-girlfriend murdered for criticizing him, and it's impossible (and sketchy) for two people of the opposite sex to be friends.

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Episode 765 - Spring Break Forever Mar 10, 2022

Spring Break beaches are about to get swamped with drunk and horny coeds after two years of COVID, Jussie Smollett's sentencing hearing is going down this afternoon, SXSW in Austin is both super fun and really cringe, and a Florida woman was arrested for driving while high on deodorant.

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Episode 764 - Morgan Wallen Is Back Mar 08, 2022

The Batman starring Robert Pattinson was way too dark — literally too dark, Ross couldn’t see anything on the screen — plus Morgan Wallen is un-canceled, Jessie breaks down the Sherri Papini fake kidnapping story, Russell Wilson is going to the Denver Broncos, and NASA is working on how to get people to bang in space.

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Episode 763 - Airbnb Nightmare Mar 03, 2022

An AirBnB owner was caught with over 2,000 videos of his guests having sex, Kanye West buries Pete Davidson alive in his latest music video, Melinda Gates is writing a tell-all book on Bill Gates (and talks about Jeffrey Epstein), and a British man is woken up with a BJ from a woman who wasn't his wife.

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Episode 762 - The Batman Boycott Mar 01, 2022

Warner Brothers won't release Robert Pattinson's 'Batman' movie in Russia because of the invasion of Ukraine, Amanda Bynes is ending her conservatorship, Madonna wants Florence Pugh to play her in the upcoming Madonna biopic, and Daniel Radcliffe looks awful in the new Weird Al movie.

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Episode 761 - Zuckerberg’s Depressing Metaverse Feb 24, 2022

Facebook's Metaverse looks awful, a legendary little person has passed away, it's impossible to live in Las Vegas without turning into a degenerate, and Tom Brady's first move in retirement is to make a movie about how awesome he is.

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Episode 760 - RIP Wendy Williams Feb 22, 2022

The new Victoria's Secret model with Down Syndrome makes everyone feel kind of weird, Wendy Williams might not be alive, Aaron Rodgers might not be a Packer anymore and is definitely a weirdo, and Ross breaks down the wonders of the world he has no interest in visiting.

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Episode 759 - Who Killed Bob Saget? Feb 17, 2022

Was Bob Saget actually murdered? Is Kanye West going to accidentally get Pete Davidson murdered for dating Kim Kardashian? Plus the 2022 Academy Awards hosts sound terrible and the Oscars Best Picture nominees are even worse.

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Episode 758 - The Narration In 1883 Feb 15, 2022

Jessie does her drawling impression of the narration in the show '1883', Tonya Harding stops in with a special message, the Metaverse is going to be trash, sad Super Bowl commercials are terrible, and Ross tries to figure out how he'd like to be executed if he ever committed a crime.

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Episode 757 - RIP Entertainment Weekly Feb 10, 2022

Entertainment Weekly is no longer going to print a magazine because print is dead, Ross is the only person on Earth watching the Winter Olympics, no one in L.A. showed up to the L.A. Rams Super Bowl pep rally, and the Duplass brothers kind of suck.

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Episode 756 - Misery Is My Gatorade Feb 08, 2022

Ross and Jessie break down the 2022 Academy Awards nominations, Ross is the only person on Earth watching the Winter Olympics, and the transformation of 'Pam & Tommy' actors Sebastian Stan and Lily James is unbelievable.

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Episode 755 - Snowpocalypse 2022 Feb 03, 2022

Texas has once again been hit with cold weather and the entire state is losing its mind, Los Angeles mayor Eric Garcetti claims that when he wasn't wearing a mask at the Rams game he was holding his breath, and Wilmer Valderrama posts an inspiring message to Instagram... about himself.

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Episode 754 - Fight At The Golden Corral Feb 01, 2022

Things get wild at a Pennsylvania Golden Corral, Whoopi Goldberg's unsolicited Holocaust takes backfire, the Jackass crew knows their roles, and do we have too much Snoop Dogg in our lives?

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Episode 753 - Spotify Sides With Rogan Jan 27, 2022

Spotify removed Neil Young's music after the recording artist said it was him or Joe Rogan, McDonald's is introducing a gross new "menu hacks" menu, Mark Zuckerberg keeps buying giant tracts of land in Hawaii, and we check out some sneeze fetish vids.

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Episode 752 - Joe Rogan Or Neil Young? Jan 25, 2022

Neil Young demands Spotify pull his music off their streaming platform if they continue to give Joe Rogan a platform, Taylor Swift dunks all over the Gorillaz creator for saying she doesn't write her own songs, and people want to boycott Pepsi because they donated $15,000 to the Texas GOP.

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Episode 751 - Rap On The Beak Jan 20, 2022

Former Clinton cabinet member Robert Reich advocates for hitting women (specifically Arizona Senator Kyrsten Sinema) if they disagree with you, a man died after being covered in hand sanitizer and then tasered by police, and Britney Spears is living her freest life possible while feuding with her sister Jamie Lynn Spears.

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Episode 750 - Bro, Do You Even MLK? Jan 18, 2022

Twitter superstar and world-renowned sports business reporter Darren Rovell reveals his massive collection of Martin Luther King Jr. memorabilia to prove he isn't racist, the BTK Killer's fans are harassing his daughter for cutting the serial killer out of her life, and Cowboys fans crying on TV was the funniest thing that happened this weekend.

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Episode 749 - Megan Fox Gets Engaged To MGK Jan 13, 2022

Machine Gun Kelly is engaged to Megan Fox and the two drank each others' blood to celebrate, Jason Momoa posts a melodramatic essay to Instagram to announce his divorce from Lisa Bonet, writer's rooms in Hollywood are going out of their way to not hire white guys, and a Crime Corner featuring a surgeon who liked to tag his work.

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Episode 748 - She’s 13 Jan 11, 2022

Ted Cruz's daughter came out online and people are trying to dunk on Ted Cruz for it, the Golden Globes announced its winners and no one cares, the Beatles documentary on Disney+ showed exactly how annoying John Lennon and Yoko Ono were, and Steph Curry might be in an open relationship.

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Episode 747 - An Attack We’ll Never Forget Jan 06, 2022

Ross and Jessie somberly remember the anniversary of one of the darkest days in American history -- Tonya Harding's cowardly attack on Nancy Kerrigan on January 6th, 1994.

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Episode 746 - Patton Oswalt Is Very Sorry Jan 04, 2022

Patton Oswalt gets attacked by the woke mob for posting a picture with Dave Chappelle, Betty White jinxed her own death by spiking the football on turning 100 too soon, and the Elizabeth Holmes verdict is in.

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Episode 745 - 2021 A Year in Review Dec 23, 2021

Recapping all the biggest and dumbest events from 2021 including the January 6th Capitol Riots, Bill Cosby being released from prison, Armie Hammer being outed as a cannibal, Mike Richards attempting to hire himself as the next host of Jeopardy!, and Alec Baldwin's bad day on set.

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Episode 744 - Bette Midler Hates West Virginia Dec 21, 2021

Bette Midler tweeted that everyone in West Virginia is illiterate and poor, Demi Lovato sang to a ghost to help it get over the trauma it experienced in life from sexism, and Chris Noth aka Mr. Big from 'Sex and the City' has some pretty credible allegations against him.

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Episode 743 - Flash Mob at Applebee‘s Dec 16, 2021

Ross breaks down the greatness that is the Applebee’s menu and the unvaccinated flashmob that showed up to an NYC Applebee’s to protest the city’s mandates, the Jacksonville Jaguars fired Urban Meyer after less than a year, and Ben Affleck blames Jeniffer Garner for his drinking.

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Episode 742 - Getting Away With Murder Dec 14, 2021

Ross describes just how out of his mind on drugs he was during his hospital stay, a Texas car salesman just got busted for hiring someone to kill his mistress, and apparently Nancy Reagan's oral skills were unmatched.

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Episode 741 - Simone Biles Athlete Of The Year? Dec 09, 2021

Simone Biles probably didn't deserve to be Time Magazine's athlete of the year, a transgender swimmer at Penn is blowing their female competition out of the water, Finland's sexy Prime Minister knows how to work her blazers, and Josh Duggar gets convicted on the most predictable charges ever.

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Episode 740 - Jussie Smollett‘s Bathhouse Confession Dec 07, 2021

Ross has risen from the dead and rejoins the show to break down the Jussie Smollett trial, the Alec Baldwin interview on 20/20 and Baldwin's claim that he never pulled a trigger, and Ross talks about missing the first Braves World Series win in 26 years.

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Episode 739 - Alec Baldwin Didn‘t Pull Trig Dec 02, 2021

Alec Baldwin claims that he never pulled the trigger on the gun that killed Halyna Hutchins, Jussie Smollett has quadrupled down on his claim that he was the victim of a hate crime and is now in court for it, and everyone's Spotify year-end lists are dumb... but it's also dumb to call them dumb.

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Episode 738 - Kanye is Sad Nov 30, 2021

Kanye West got up on stage at a church service (or something) to declare that he wants Kim Kardashian back, Demi Lovato roasts a turkey for Thanksgiving a year after posing on Instagram with a rescue turkey, and Jack Dorsey steps down from Twitter.

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Episode 737 - Fisting Birds Nov 23, 2021

Jessie, Eric Tansey, and the producers talk about who their celebrity hall pass would be, what "micro-cheating" means, and breaking down the news that Brian Laundrie shot himself in the Florida wilderness.

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Episode 736 - Biggest Assassination In Memphis History? Nov 18, 2021

Giorgio and Dan break down the Young Dolph hit for Rob and Jessie, who are too old and white to understand what is happening -- plus everyone from the film 'Rust' is suing Alec Baldwin because they want to get paid.

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Episode 735 - Kyle Rittenhouse Trial For Dummies Nov 16, 2021

Former police officer Eric Tansey breaks down the Kyle Rittenhouse case and how he thinks the verdict will go -- plus there's no way Jake Gyllenhaal cares about Taylor Swift's new music video, and Britney Spears is finally free.

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Episode 734 - Blow A Veteran Today Nov 11, 2021

Demi Lovato has created her own sex toy, Jessie could have committed a murder she has always wanted to but exercised some self-control, new house builds love to rip you off, and happy Veteran's Day to Dennis Rader and all the other Vets out there.

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Episode 733 - The Devil Went Down to Astroworld Nov 09, 2021

Travis Scott has somehow not been canceled yet for getting eight people killed at his Astroworld concert, Hilaria Baldwin can't stop posting cringe on Instagram, and everyone is mad at Chris Pratt for his own Instagram cringe post about his wife.

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Episode 732 - 12 Gallons of Milk Nov 04, 2021

CNN does a story on a family that somehow goes through twelve gallons of milk a week, Olivia Munn and John Mulaney are probably through, Aaron Rodgers tried to heal his COVID with herbs and crystals — plus a woman convinced her husband he had Alzheimer’s so she could steal money from her him.

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Episode 731 - Can We Cancel Alec Baldwin Yet? Nov 02, 2021

Alec Baldwin somehow still isn't canceled, Chrissy Teigen has become un-canceled for some reason, a ridiculous murder has occurred near our studio, and a woman sues Kellogg's because they don't have real strawberries in their Pop-Tarts.

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Episode 730 - To Infinity And Beyond Oct 28, 2021

Jessie goes solo to talk about how Brian Laundrie might have died and why people should stop living in vans together (unless they want to murder/be murdered), the new Buzz Lightyear movie looks awful, and a very special guest from Squid Game joins the show.

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Episode 729 - People Are Hoarding Food Oct 19, 2021

Brian Laundrie is still on the loose and is definitely never getting caught, Ross and Jessie talk about how drunk and high they'll be getting once they're empty-nesters, and Aaron Sorkin's new Lucille Ball and Desi Arnez movie looks kind of weird.

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Episode 728 - I Want A Robin Williams Biopic Oct 14, 2021

Reacting to the incredible Robin Williams biopic test footage on YouTube, William Shatner's trip to space at 90 years old, George Takei criticizing Shatner for going to space despite maybe being a kid diddler, and Bobby Flay asking Food Network for 100 million.

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Episode 727 - Dog The Bounty Hunter Quits Oct 12, 2021

Dog the Bounty Hunter was forced to quit his search for Brian Laundrie after being injured on the hunt, Tom Cruise looked troublingly mortal (and kind of like Norm MacDonald) at a San Francisco Giants game, and Jon Gruden was fired over some old, not-so-great emails.

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Episode 726 - Brian Laundrie On The Move Oct 07, 2021

Gabby Petito's killer, Brian Laundrie is on the movie somewhere in North Carolina and now his dad Chris Laundrie has joined in on the hunt -- plus Jessie and Ross cold read awful Instagram captions and a Crime Corner featuring a mugshot of what is clearly a human being transitioning into a demon.

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Episode 725 - The Prequel Syndrome Oct 05, 2021

Hollywood has run out of ideas and 'The Many Saints of Newark' is the latest example (also James Gandolfini's kid is not a good actor), William Shatner has announced he will be traveling to outer space, and comedian Sarah Silverman says that only Jewish people should play Jewish characters on TV and in movies.

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Episode 724 - Dog The Bounty Hunter Is On The Case Sep 30, 2021

Ross and Jessie follow live as Dog the Bounty Hunter tracks down Gabby Petito's alleged killer, Brian Laundrie, through the swamps of Florida -- plus a California woman started a wildfire while boiling bear urine and Mayim Bialik is kind of a huge b*tch.

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Episode 723 - Cosby Has R. Kelly‘s Back Sep 29, 2021

Bill Cosby goes to bat for fellow convicted sex offender R. Kelly, YouTube vows to delete all anti-vaccine content on its website, Kyrie Irving is getting deep into conspiracy theories about COVID, and trick or treating kids are being given strong edibles for Halloween, apparently.

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Episode 722 - Howard Stern vs. Joe Rogan Sep 23, 2021

Breaking down Howard Stern's angry rant about Joe Rogan refusing to take the COVID vaccine, a dad in California was called racist for yelling something weird and random during a little league game, and the latest on social media influencer Gabby Petito's boyfriend and killer Brian Laundrie, who has apparently disappeared into the woods.

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Episode 721 - Missing White Girl Syndrome Sep 21, 2021

Who killed Instagram influencer Gabby Petito? Who was behind the murders of prominent South Carolina family members Maggie Murdaugh and her son Paul Murdaugh? Jessie Wiseman and Ross Patterson break down the two biggest murder stories of the year to date.

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Episode 720 - Nicki Minaj Goes Scorched Earth Sep 16, 2021

Rapper Nicki Minaj claimed that the COVID-19 vaccine hurt her cousin's friend's testicles, the rapper then destroyed Joy-Ann Reid on Twitter after the MSNBC commentator said she was disappointed in Minaj -- plus a Utah woman somehow got scammed into shaving her head by a text message and Ken Jennings is Jeopardy's new host.

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Episode 719 - Tax The Rich Sep 14, 2021

AOC wore a dress that said ‘Tax the Rich’ to the Met Gala because she has no sense of irony, Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez made out with masks on at a Met Gala after-party, Amazon and Jeff Bezos are scanning our hands at Whole Foods now, and Jessie is furious that football is on every night of the week.

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Episode 718 - We Freed Britney Sep 09, 2021

Britney Spears is finally being released from her dad Jamie Spears’ conservatorship, John Mulaney definitely cheated on his now ex-wife with Olivia Munn and he lied about the timeline on Late Night with Seth Meyers — plus a Crime Corner involving a serial lizard thief.

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Episode 717 - Hate Thy Neighbor Sep 07, 2021

Ross and Jessie’s neighbors decided to start building a guest house on their property at 4:30 a.m. this morning because their son can’t find a job and just wants to live on his parents’ property. This makes Ross unhappy. Plus whose album was better? Drake’s or Kanye’s? And RIP Michael K. Williams aka Omar from ‘The Wire’.

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Episode 716 - Let‘s Take Horse Dewormer! Sep 02, 2021

Joe Rogan's curing his Covid ails with some Illuminati medicine cocktail, REAL (Ohio State) football is back tonight along with a new Drake album, Pickleball has captivated the state of Texas, Labor Day weekend is about to be in full swing, and a Fresno man learns not to jerk and drive in this week's crime corner.

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Episode 715 - The Fake High School Football Team Aug 31, 2021

A literal fake high school (Bishop Sycamore) somehow conned their way into playing a football game on ESPN against IMG Academy, Kanye West's new album Donda is actually great, and the possibilities of Drinkin' Bros opening a bar at the new studio.

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Episode 714 - Justice For Bob Ross Aug 26, 2021

The new Bob Ross documentary on Netflix gets real sexy and real weird, a Houston girl who looks like she should be in a sorority lit a couple on fire and killed the husband, Kanye West is changing his name to Ye, and for some reason Kristen Stewart is playing Princess Diana in a new movie.

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Episode 713 - Havana Syndrome Aug 24, 2021

Kamala Harris’s staffers are experiencing Havana Syndrome after a trip to Vietnam, Mike Richards is officially canceled as the host of Jeopardy!, Ross finds out that Rolling Stones drummer Charlie Watts died live on air, and Ross recaps his and Giorgio’s tattoo bet over the Jake Paul vs. Tyron Woodley fight.

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Episode 712 - Don't Forget Your Third Booster Aug 19, 2021

The CDC is going to ask people to take a third COVID booster shot, the media is turning on Joe Biden over Afghanistan, Texas governor Greg Abbott got COVID, and Ross discovered Greg Gutfeld’s show on Fox News that is apparently crushing all the traditional late-night shows.

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Episode 711 - First Day Of School Aug 17, 2021

Kids are going back to school in Texas without masks thanks to Governor Greg Abbott, Naomi Osaka cries at a press conference because someone asked her a question she thought was mean, Britney Spears posted on Instagram that she opened a door with her mind, Ryan Reynolds’ new movie ‘Free Guy’ looked awful but ended up being great, and Jessie called the ‘White Lotus’ finale.

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Episode 666 - The Goth Episode Aug 12, 2021

These are the best goth tattoos and the most goth ways to off yourself according to Goth Ross and Goth Jessie. The lost 666 Goth Episode finally sees daylight.

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Episode 710 - Andrew Cuomo Resigns Aug 10, 2021

New York governor Andrew Cuomo has officially announced his resignation over the sexual harassment allegations against him (after telling the world he isn’t a pervert, just Italian), the new Jeopardy! host Mike Richards has some old lawsuits from his time at The Price is Right dug up, and Truly seltzer ran out of aluminum cans for their seltzer.

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Episode 709 - South Park Gets A Mega Deal Aug 05, 2021

South Park creators Trey Parker and Matt Stone signed a $900 million deal to make 14 movies for Paramount+ and take their show into its 30th season, Kanye West is getting weirder and creepier every day that he lives in the bowels of Mercedes-Benz Stadium, Dr. Dre is a deadbeat dad, and Bill Gates goes on CNN to explain to Anderson Cooper how good of friends he was with Jeffrey Epstein.

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Episode 708 - A Catch With My Dad Aug 04, 2021

Kanye West is spending a million dollars a day to live at the Mercedes-Benz Stadium in Atlanta, Simone Biles explains why she dropped out of the Olympics for a week, Giorgio recounts his Steel Reserve blackout, and a spoiled rich kid gets duct-taped to his chair on a Frontier Airlines flight because he grabbed a flight attendant’s private parts.

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Episode 707 - Fred Durst's New Look Aug 03, 2021

Ross and Jessie talk about Fred Durst’s new look, HBO and Netflix building offices in Austin, Simone Biles winning Bronze in her return to the Olympics, Matt Damon’s ill-advised article on using gay slurs, and New York Governor Andrew Cuomo refusing to resign despite the Attorney General announcing that he definitely sexually harassed women.

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Episode 706 - Suni Lee Wins Gold Jul 29, 2021

Ross and Jessie celebrate American gymnast Suni Lee’s gold medal win in the women’s individual all-around, Jessie is disgusted at Jared Leto’s newest film look, Ross talks about the website Gawker coming back, and Jessie hates deep dish pizza.

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Episode 705 - Simone Biles Quits Jul 27, 2021

Ross and Jessie discuss US gymnastics superstar Simone Biles leaving the team due to "mental health" reasons, the Woodstock doc on HBO, why AI was used in the new Anthony Bourdain movie, sad A-Rod vs Beniffer on dueling yachts, and Papa G gets the highest we've ever seen him on the show.

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Episode 704 - Dr. Dre Loses Big Jul 22, 2021

Ross and Jessie break down how much money Dr. Dre’s wife is getting from him in their divorce, Harvey Weinstein looking like a dead body in court in LA, how terrible Ben Affleck and Matt Damon’s new movie looks, and Ross reads Giorgio’s Tinder sexts to a 50-year-old woman.

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Episode 703 - Jeff Bezos' Phallus Fantasy Jul 20, 2021

Ross and Jessie give their thoughts on Jeff Bezos putting just the tip of his little dink rocket into space, Wally Funk becoming the oldest person to ever go to outer space, Tarek El Moussa's and Christina Haack's super messy post-divorce lives and if 'Flip or Flop' will survive, Prince Harry's new book deal, and the world's worst Gmail address.

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Episode 702 - The Cult Of AEW Jul 15, 2021

Ross and Jessie break down Chrissy Teigen’s latest statement on what it feels like to be canceled and how alone she feels now, Ross talks about going to the AEW pro wrestling match in Austin with his kid last night and how outrageous the show was, and Jessie asks Ross if he’d one day go hunt rhino poachers.

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Episode 701 - The Sixth Sense Penis Jul 15, 2021

Ross and Jessie break down this year’s Emmy nominations, the new Anthony Bourdain documentary ‘Roadrunner’, the biggest dong in the history of earth being shown in the new Netflix show ‘Sex Life’, Hilaria Baldwin popping back up, and Popeye’s being accused of hoarding chicken for their new spicy nuggets.

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Episode 700 - Special Guests Danny Trejo and Donal Logue Jul 08, 2021

Ross sits down with the legendary Danny Trejo and Donal Logue to discuss their new book about the crazy life of Danny Trejo, why the movie Poolboy saved his life, whether or Ross and Jessie's favorite tv show "Terriers" is coming back, and Danny's career as a boxer in prison.

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Episode 699 - 4th Of July Hangover Jul 06, 2021

Ross and Jessie break down the argument Jessie got into with the lamest 12-year-old boy alive during a fireworks show on the Fourth of July, how exhausted Olivia Wilde must be dating Harry Styles, and why there’s nothing wrong with Zach Braff dating Florence Pugh.

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Episode 698 - A Sex Cult Seems Fun Jul 01, 2021

Ross and Jessie get into the latest news on actress Allison Mack’s sentencing for her role with the Nexium sex cult and why starting a sex cult might be fun, Bill Cosby being released from prison despite raping 60 women because of prosecutorial incompetence, Meghan McCain announcing she’s leaving ‘The View’, and what will happen if and when Hawks fans and Suns fans get to fight each other in the stands during the NBA Finals.

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Episode 697 - The Delta Variant Jun 29, 2021

Ross and Jessie break down how the government is responding to the COVID Delta Variant, the hottest old grannies in Hollywood, Jason Bateman and Will Arnett getting $80 million from Amazon for the podcast they just created less than a year ago, Dr. Jill Biden being on the cover of Vogue but not Melania Trump, and Meghan McCain's cringe Instagram post about Britney Spears.

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Episode 696 - Worst TV Characters Ever Jun 24, 2021

Ross and Jessie give their thoughts on Britney Spears's latest attempt to try to get out of her conservatorship, how unlikable Kate Winslet’s character in Mare of Easttown, John McAfee’s suicide and his last Instagram post, and IKEA’s accidentally super racist Juneteenth menu.

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Episode 695 - Two In The Pink Jun 22, 2021

Ross and Jessie break down the latest in news and entertainment including Brendan Fraser’s shocking new look, the new Pink documentary and if being married to a woman as rich as Pink would be terrible, the chicken wing and rosé shortage, if Dan has shed his DelCo heritage or if he’s still trash, and Walmart going full robot.

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Episode 694 - Ross and Jessie Get Robbed Jun 17, 2021

Ross and Jessie give more updates on the ongoing fraud case they have against the pool company that tried to rip them off and then literally robbed them, Ross explains why Ben Affleck went back to J-Lo, and Jessie brings a new cringe corner involving a Real Housewife’s terrible new pop single.

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Episode 693 - Are We Headed For A Recession? Jun 15, 2021

Ross and Jessie talk about an intense sex dream Ross had last night, Lin-Manuel Miranda getting canceled for not having enough Afro-Latino cast members in ‘In the Heights’, why Jessie hates the new female hosts of ‘The Bachelorette, and how ridiculously hard Kiefer Sutherland likes to party.

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Episode 692 - Bezos To Space Jun 10, 2021

Ross and Jessie give their thoughts on Jeff Bezos going to space and what other billionaires they would like to have leave the planet, Kanye West’s new girlfriend and if he will become the stepdad to Bradley Cooper’s kid, and why Ross wants to have Buzz Aldrin on the show so bad.

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Episode 691 - Thank You USAA Jun 08, 2021

Ross and Jessie give their thoughts on the Floyd Mayweather-Logan Paul fight and why Ross didn’t hit the after party, Chuck Liddell and Jake Paul talking to each other at the fight, David Spade hosting bachelor in paradise, a mom who told her teen son to masturbate into condoms, and Ellie Kemper’s apology.

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Episode 690 - Jojo Siwa Had Too Much Pride Jun 03, 2021

Ross and Jessie a man OD'd at Jojo Siwa's Pride party, Jessie solves the Casey Anthony bar fight mystery, which awful human being celebrity would you bang, why AMC got greedy today, and Jables is back with an all new "Crime Corner"!

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Episode 689 - Naomi Osaka Quits Jun 01, 2021

Ross and Jessie discuss tennis star Naomi Osaka quitting the French Open due to mental health problems, the "Friends" reunion on HBO, a movie that is being shot directly outside our house, the woman who pushed a bear over a wall to save her dogs, and Casey Anthony gets into a bar fight.

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Episode 688 - HOLD AMC For Harambe May 27, 2021

Ross and Jessie give their thoughts on AMC's stock shooting to the moon, the anniversary of Harambe's death, why 'Fast and Furious 9' will save movie theaters, and their kid graduating from first grade -- plus a CRIME CORNER featuring a criminal who got busted because of his love of cheese.

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Episode 687 - Jenny From The Block May 25, 2021

Ross and Jessie break down the renewed and glorious love between Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez, Mark Ruffalo once again getting as political as he possibly can on Twitter, John Cena apologizing to China for saying that Taiwan exists, Aaron Rodgers and Shailene Woodley hanging out with Shailene’s ex-boyfriend in Hawaii while Rodgers dresses like a hippie and strums a guitar, and noted skinny old man songwriter Richard Marx advocating for violence.

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Episode 686 - George Strait Is Back May 20, 2021

Ross and Jessie break down the newly announced Austin City Limits lineup featuring George Strait and Stevie Nicks, Demi Lovato announcing that she is non-binary, Joe Biden driving an electric truck, and Elon Musk manipulating crypto prices — plus a Crime Corner featuring a Texas lady who got covered in her dead upstairs neighbor’s blood.

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Episode 685 - Elon Musk Sabotage May 18, 2021

Ross and Jessie give their thoughts on the Tony Hinchcliffe controversy, Joe Rogan’s latest take on cancel culture, Chrissy Teigen’s other super mean tweets she was sending out back in the day before she got self-righteous, Andrew Cuomo’s book deal, their love for Gwyneth Paltrow’s total obliviousness to how wealthy she is, Elon Musk sabotaging crypto prices, and Celine Dion singing “Who Let the Dogs Out.”

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Episode 684 - Goodbye Ellen May 13, 2021

Ross and Jessie give their thoughts on Chrissy Teigen’s history of telling Courtney Stodden to kill herself on Twitter, the Colonial pipeline hack and gasoline hoarding, and Gal Gadot getting canceled for being Israeli — plus a Crime Corner featuring a Missouri woman who snuck a gun into prison inside her lady parts.

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Episode 683 - Bennifer Is Back May 11, 2021

Ross and Jessie give their thoughts on the Golden Globes being cancelled, Seth Rogen explaining why he will no longer work with James Franco, J-Lo and Ben Affleck getting back together, Bill Gates’ divorce, and the tiger on the loose somewhere in Houston.

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Episode 682 - Recycling Season May 06, 2021

Ross and Jessie talk about Caitlyn Jenner's plane hanger problems, dating in the current political landscape and going back to "recycled" exes, giving up on people altogether and making the switch to robots, and childhood dreams never coming to fruition.

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Episode 681 -Bill And Melinda Gates Divorce May 04, 2021

Ross and Jessie talk about their weekend at the Kentucky Derby, Bill and Melinda Gates getting divorced and where Bill goes from here sexually, the death of Late Night comedy television, Ben Affleck’s dating app game, and The Sperminator, a man who has impregnated over 70 women.

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Episode 680 - It's Draft Day, Baby! Apr 29, 2021

Ross and Jessie talk about getting ready to go to the Kentucky Derby — and Jessie reveals her Derby hat, Jessie gives her thoughts on Britney Spears wanting to testify in court on her own behalf, and Ross explains how he’ll react if the Falcons don’t draft Kyle Pitts.

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Episode 679 - Never Let Go Of My King Apr 27, 2021

Ross and Jessie break down the latest Howard Stern news, Tyrese from the “Fast and Furious” movies shaving his downstairs parts live on Instagram, the Saturday Night Live cast being upset that Elon Musk is hosting — plus Hot Bob is hyped for West Side Story and Ross brags to Jessie about how he saw a dead homeless guy.

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Episode 678 - We Need More Ridiculousness Apr 22, 2021

Ross and Jessie give their thoughts on the announcement that MTV is making more episodes of Ridiculousness, the Logan Paul - Floyd Mayweather fight, and Celine Dion giving the most underwhelming sexual harassment story ever recorded — plus a Crime Corner about a husband who definitely should’ve gotten away with murdering his wife but somehow totally blew it.

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Episode 677 - Real Life CSI Apr 20, 2021

Ross and Jessie give their thoughts on Demi Lovato going to war against a frozen yogurt shop for promoting diet culture, how they think the Derek Chauvin trial will be affected after what Maxine Waters said about the jury, and Chrissie Teagan blocking Ross on Twitter — plus Ross goes in hard on the car dealership that’s trying to F over him and his dad.

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Episode 676 - The Coinbase Phenomenon Apr 15, 2021

Ross and Jessie discuss the IPO of Coinbase and go all in--then go all out, Colton Underwood coming out as gay, the death of Bernie Madoff, the shooting in Minnesota, and your grandfather going to his grave without knowing what gets your d**k hard.

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Episode 675 - Johnson & Johnson Pause Apr 13, 2021

Ross and Jessie give their thoughts on the news that the government is pausing use of the Johnson & Johnson vaccine, Meghan Markle not attending Prince Philip’s funeral, Facebook shutting down the Drinkin’ Bros group with 100,000 members, and the NYPD using an evil robot dog.

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Episode 674 - Rex Manning Day Apr 08, 2021

Ross and Jessie talk about Michael Rapaport’s feud with Kevin Durant and the DMs he leaked, Jessie breaks down how she wants to explain her plan to murder Ross to detectives to see if she could get away with it and Ross misses that there are no badass lawyers anymore who can definitely get you off for murder when you’re guilty, like Johnny Cochrane — plus a CRIME CORNER involving a man lying about murder to get his snow plowed.

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Episode 673 - Prayers For DMX Apr 06, 2021

Ross and Jessie give their thoughts on rapper DMX clinging to life on life-support after an OD, the Q-Anon documentary from HBO, if Matt Gaetz was really hooking up with a teenager or not, and the 6-year-old boy who found a bullet in his bag of Flaming Hot Cheetos.

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Episode 672 - I Hate April Fool's Day Apr 01, 2021

Ross and Jessie talk about the black box in the SUV Tiger Woods crashed and what it could have recorded, Joe Biden’s dog major biting ANOTHER person in the White House, why they both hate April Fool’s Day, and Sharon Stone’s insane autobiography — plus Ross takes a smelling salt live on air.

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Episode 671 - White Boy Summer Mar 30, 2021

Ross and Jessie break down whether or not the Cinnamon Toast Crunch/shrimp tail situation is real or fake, Jessie accidentally gives herself the nickname J-FIRE, Ross tells a story about getting in a fight with Devon Sawa at a Limp Bizkit album release party in 2000 in defense of Bert Kreischer — plus a Crime Corner and Jessie explains how to properly intimidate children.

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Episode 670 - Special Guest Barns Courtney Mar 25, 2021

Ross and Jessie are joined by rock star Barns Courtney to talk about his new album, how COVID affected his touring schedule, and then the mushrooms kick in... then Barns proceeds to tell us a 25-minute story about how Lindsay Lohan found him on her burner Instagram account and flew him out to Mykonos to have sex with him.

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Episode 669 - Back In Dirty LA... Again Mar 23, 2021

Ross and Jessie are back in Los Angeles to let you feel the mean streets of L.A. as ghetto birds fly by, homeless people scream throughout, Vagabonds play '80s R&B from a bus stop, as Ross wears a shawl to get him through the chilly evening. Wild show.

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Episode 668 - Love For My Asians Mar 18, 2021

Ross and Jessie give their thoughts on the shootings at Asian massage parlors in Atlanta, Jessie goes in on Jared Leto being a terrible actor and also maybe the leader of a sex cult, Ross and Jessie break down the new gay Captain America -- plus Kanye West is a billionaire now.

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Episode 667 - The Bachelor Did It Mar 16, 2021

Ross and Jessie break down the latest episode of the ‘The Bachelor’ and how awkward it was to watch Rachael Kirkconnell be forced to apologize for being racist live on TV, Columbia University’s new graduation ceremonies that are segregated by race and income, Elliot Page’s Time Magazine cover, and A-Rod blowing it with J-Lo.

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Episode 665 - What's Next? Mar 11, 2021

Ross and Jessie give updates on how the reconstruction of their destroyed Texas home is going, Ross does a drunk Papa John impression while he and Jessie break down why it took so long for Papa to get the n-word out of his vocabulary, and Giorgio explains digital training cards — plus Jessie’s latest Crime Corner features a Weekend at Bernie’s-esque murder.

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Episode 664 - Piers Morgan Goes Nuclear Mar 09, 2021

Ross and Jessie give their thoughts on the Meghan Markle and Prince Harry interview with Oprah, Jessie breaks down every single thing she thinks Meghan Markle lied about, Ross rattles off the latest list of Disney films to be banned from Disney+ for being problematic, and Jessie admits she works out to Tekashi 6ix9ine.

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Episode 663 - The Bachelor Got Woke Mar 04, 2021

Ross and Jessie get into the new racist controversy ruining ‘The Bachelor’ and getting host Chris Harrison canceled, why the hell apes at the San Diego Zoo are getting vaccinated before human beings, David Boreanaz having a jack sesh video leaked, and Meghan Markle’s latest drama with the Royal Family — plus a Crime Corner featuring a Spanish rapper who cut off a friend’s wang to go viral.

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Episode 662 - The Dr. Seuss Is Over Party Mar 02, 2021

Ross and Jessie give their thoughts on Dr. Suess getting canceled, how gross the people interviewed in the OnlyFans documentary on Hulu were, and Chris Cuomo covering his brother Andrew Cuomo on CNN suddenly being a conflict of interest now — plus Ross and Jessie get the best birthday presents ever from Reuben.

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Episode 661 - Stonks Are Back! Feb 25, 2021

Ross and Jessie discuss AMC and Gamestop stocks roaring back to life, Ross' 33rd birthday, Mister Potatohead going genderless, Bruce Springsteen getting off his DUI, and Lady Gaga's dog walker getting shot and her dogs stolen... and you know Jables is back with an all new "Crime Corner".

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Episode 660 - Barack Obama And Bruce Springsteen's New Podcast Feb 23, 2021

Ross and Jessie gather together in their new refugee studio to talk about the Obama/Bruce Springsteen podcast collab, the new Woody Allen documentary and the history of Woody banging his stepdaughter turned wife, the Kim and Kanye divorce, and what Bobby Shmurda is doing with his newfound freedom.

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Episode 658 - Bruce Springsteen Gets A DUI Feb 11, 2021

Ross and Jessie revel in the irony that Bruce Springsteen got a DWI and the news came out days after his terrible Jeep Super Bowl commercial aired, Ross and Jessie break down North West's obviously fake painting that Kim Kardashian posted to Twitter, Ross gives his thoughts on why Trump’s second impeachment trial pisses him off and why Taylor Swift is a gangster — plus a Crime Corner featuring public sex and porn filming on a Myrtle Beach ferris wheel.

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Episode 657 - Gorilla Glue Girl Feb 09, 2021

Ross and Jessie give their thoughts on the woman who tried to use Gorilla Glue as hair spray, the absurd amount of woke Super Bowl commercials, the new Britney Spears documentary from the New York Times and if Britney deserves the conservatorship she’s under — plus what Joe Biden thinks of impeachment and would Jessie live on the island formerly owned by Jeffrey Epstein.

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Episode 656 - AOC Wasn't There Feb 04, 2021

Ross and Jessie get into the latest AOC drama and whether or not she was actually at the Capitol Riots before breaking down the Golden Globe nominees, the wildly disturbing birth scene in the Shia LaBeouf movie ‘Pieces of a Woman’, and why they like their actors to be horrible people — plus a Crime Corner featuring a 93-year-old who may or may not be ex mob muscle putting a bullet in his apartment manager’s leg for not fixing water damage fast enough.

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Episode 655 - The Stock Market is RIGGED Feb 02, 2021

Ross and Jessie break down the continuing stock market insanity with GameStop and AMC — including their thoughts on Mark Cuban’s r/WallStreetBets AMA and Jack Dorsey’s ‘diamond hands’ tweet — Jessie is amused that Ross just realized rich and powerful people are corrupt, plus we cover the Marilyn Manson - Evan Rachel Wood controversy and the audiobook for ‘When the Sun Rises it Dawns on Him’ is now available on Audible!

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Episode 654 - Robinhood Steals from the Poor Jan 28, 2021

Ross and Jessie rage hard against Robinhood for restricting trades on AMC, GameStop and more after the hedge funds asked the free trading platform to save them and their billionaires from WallStreetBets and average traders. Also, Ross and Jessie break down AOC and Ted Cruz agreeing on policing this market manipulation plus Ross talks about the time he had dinner with Leonardo DiCaprio and where do we put our money now?

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Episode 653 - It's Always Florida Jan 26, 2021

Ross and Jessie talk about COVID sniffing dogs in Florida and the one year anniversary of Kobe Bryant’s death, Ross explains why he hates gorillas and why they shouldn’t get COVID vaccines, Jessie breaks down the Kellyanne Conway nude photo scandal and what she thinks happened, Ross discusses catching Jessie watching her most graphic murder porn yet, and Ross and Jessie go off on emotional support animals after Southwest Airlines officially banned them.

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Episode 652 - Inauguration Recap Show Jan 21, 2021

Ross and Jessie give their thoughts on everything from Joe Biden’s inauguration including Lady Gaga and J-Lo’s performances, Jill Biden and Hillary Clinton’s outfits, where Biden’s speech ranks all time, how much the media is going to miss Trump, A-Rod being a massive weirdo and phony who loves being J-Lo’s boy toy, and why Bruce Springsteen is full of sh*t — plus a Crime Corner involving drugs and a Florida Burger King.

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Episode 651 - Pardon For Joe Exotic? Jan 19, 2021

Ross and Jessie discuss Joe Biden’s inauguration and Biden’s 100 day mask challenge after he takes office — and how Ross always starts sh*t about wearing masks wherever he goes, Ross wants an electric Hummer, what Trump will do for his last day in office (will he pardon Joe Exotic?), plus Ross and Jessie break down their thoughts on ex-Tiger Woods girl Rachel Uchitel and the new Tiger doc.

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Episode 650 - Armie Hammer Seems Fun Jan 19, 2021

Ross and Jessie mourn the death of Siegfried of ‘Siegfried and Roy’ and reminisce about their 2003 tiger attack, break down Armie Hammer’s response to the cannibal rumors, Ross explains why Macaulay Culkin wanting Trump cut from ‘Home Alone 2’ makes no sense, Jessie explains what happens when you meet up with guys who like to sext — plus a Crime Corner featuring a gay German cannibal.

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Episode 649 - Hungover In Miami Jan 12, 2021

Ross and Jessie talk about their liquor-fueled night at the College Football National Championship Game, Ross's reaction to Ohio State’s loss, Jessie going full Karen on a woman who went Karen on her first over her mask, Trump getting banned from all social media and Parler getting banned from the App Store, plus Armie Hammer’s sex cannibal DMs getting leaked.

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Episode 648 - What REALLY Happened at the Capitol Yesterday Jan 07, 2021

Ross and Jessie give their thoughts on protesters storming the Capitol Building yesterday — including the media’s complicity, the woman who was shot and killed, and dumb celebrity reactions to the mob — plus Ross wonders where Trump will go now that social media has banned him and how much freedom of speech do we really still have?

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Episode 647 - Hilaria Baldwin Is A Fraud Jan 05, 2021

Ross and Jessie revel in Hilaria Baldwin getting caught lying about being Spanish so she could get famous and also break down how super white her parents are, Ross feels for Jason Sudeikis after the news that his ex Olivia Wilde rebounded with Harry Styles, Jessie explains how Meghan Markle is manipulating Prince Harry, plus Ross gives his take on the Georgia Senate runoff elections.

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Episode 646 - The Golden Girls Christmas Special Dec 22, 2020

Ross and Jessie discuss the celebrity deaths that bummed them out the most in 2020, their favorite books and movies — Matthew McConaughey’s autobiography ‘Greenlights’ and the Michael Jordan doc ‘The Last Dance’ — plus they break down Sean Penn looking dead on cable news, Dwayne Haskins raging at a strip club with now make, and one last Crime Corner for 2020.

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Episode 645 - Meghan Markle Has A Podcast Dec 17, 2020

Ross and Jessie break down Meghan Markle and Prince Harry’s new Spotify deal and their podcast trailer, Twitter likely banning Trump on January 21st, Jessie’s love of cult and murder documentaries — and Heaven’s Gate specifically, how Tyler Perry gets his rocks off, and whether or not Tom Cruise is a good person.

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Episode 644 - Twas The Night Before Pine Cone Day Dec 15, 2020

Ross and Jessie explain the origin of Jimmy Tree Legs and Pinecone Day — the Christmas alternative holiday every child fears, Ross explains the Shia LaBeouf controversy he started over the weekend, Jessie reveals she’s been in two “death rides” with crazy ex-boyfriends, and Ross argues that stomping on mice for sexual pleasure is totally fine.

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Episode 643 - You Can't Stop Taylor Swift Dec 10, 2020

Ross and Jessie go hard Home Depot on how they’ve been screwing over Jessie on appliances, and if Ross walking in and fighting someone would solve the issue, plus they recap their night seeing Dave Chappelle and Joe Rogan’s show in Austin and listeners make Giorgio’s dreams come true by completing an impromptu fundraiser to send him to Friday night’s show with Fake Dan. Also, Jessie’s Crime Corner segment features video of a half naked, vomit covered girl freaking out on an airplane.

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Episode 642 - As The Sun Rises It Dawns On Him Dec 08, 2020

Ross’s new book ‘As the Sun Rises, It Dawns on Him’ for a few weeks (out now) because it’s too naughty, they dump on Apple for pretending they invented regular headphones with their new AirPods Max, talk about going to see Dave Chappelle and Joe Rogan tonight but having to get a nose swab to do it, and how Michigan has officially surrendered to Ohio State.

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Episode 641 - Trump's 46 Dec 03, 2020

Ross and Jessie break down the media’s reaction to Trump’s 46 minute election tirade and how the news “covered” it, they take a dump on Austin mayor Steve Adler for telling people to say home while he was in Cabo, Jessie’s Crime Corner features a violent, masturbating Floridian — PLUS, did Jessie microdose Ross’s coffee this morning?

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Episode 640 - Parenting During A Pandemic Dec 01, 2020

Ross and Jessie break down how thoroughly parenting during a pandemic sucks balls, Jessie encourages Ross to get a dark bodybuilder spray tan, Ross wonders why everyone in the world isn’t ready to murder China over COVID, and why Austin has the nicest drug dealers.

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Episode 639 - RIP To Cocaine Legend Maradona Nov 25, 2020

Ross and Jessie rap about Thanksgiving and tell you why there will be heavy drinking this year, chat about the death of Maradona and his love of cocaine, why you don't want to die the day before Thanksgiving, and why Dave Chappelle rant about boycotting his show makes zero sense at all.

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Episode 638 - Randy Quaid Is Back Baby! Nov 24, 2020

Ross and Jessie discuss the weird return of Randy Quaid, Drew Barrymore's talk show segment gone wrong where she married a High School teacher and student, the void left by Trump in the media, we review the Reagans and John Belushi documentaries on Showtime, what Melania should do with the last Christmas at the White House, and the new migrane drugs that Khloe Kardashian is peddling.

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Episode 637 - Let's Fake A Handicap! Nov 23, 2020

Ross and Jessie discuss the new Sara Paulson holiday movie where actresses faked being in a wheelchair during auditions to play her daughter, John Lennon's autographed album to Mark David Chapman hours before he murdered him is up for sale, the serial killer ornaments that are available for sale on Etsy, and why Ross won't buy Jessie a brickoven pizza maker.

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Episode 636 - SoulCycle Shame! Nov 19, 2020

Ross and Jessie discuss the allegations against the SoulCycle instructors that are shaming people in class and why Ross agrees with them, why Bobby Brown would have the most depressing "Behind The Music" ever, why everyone is surfing on Zillow during the pandemic, and Jables is back with an all new "Crime Corner!"

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Episode 635 - I Made The News! Nov 18, 2020

Ross and Jessie discuss Post Malone stealing Ross' tv show, getting stung by a bee while doing a live tv interview, why your child probably won't play professional sports, Jessie's sweet softball days as a catcher, the Da Vinci drawing of Jesus that could fetch $135 million, and why Aunt Becky's husband had a dramatic makeover for prison.

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Episode 634 - Baby Yoda CANCELLED??? Nov 17, 2020

Ross and Jessie discuss Mardi Gras being shut down and more than likely SWSX in Austin, the Bass Pro Shops commercial featuring a Santa behind plexiglass with a plastic face shield on that looks frightening for children, why people are raging that Baby Yoda ate an egg, the new Kevin Hart stand up special dropping on Netflix tonight, and why Ross hates Bill Gates.

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Episode 633 - Ross Becomes A Champion AGAIN!!! Nov 16, 2020

Ross and Jessie discuss Ross' championship as the head coach for his son's 6 year old soccer team, Harry Styles wearing a dress on the cover of Vogue, why Ross would have been fine with checking out after the Super Bowl this year, the new SpaceX launch where the astronauts all showed up in a Tesla to the launch pad, and why Melania is pissed to have to do one last Christmas at the White House.

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Episode 632 - What Would You Do For A Playstation? Nov 12, 2020

Ross and Jessie discuss gamers dismembering each other at Walmart over new Playstation 5s, Mike Tyson's fake pee penis, Trump dragging Fox News for their bad ratings, how Ross was skeptical of Netflix's "The Queen's Gambit" until he realized it was about a chess prodigy addicted to 'ludes, Biden celebrations causing COVID spikes, and what bands he'd take a COVID vaccine to see live.

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Episode 631 - Happy Veterans Day! Nov 11, 2020

Ross and Jessie wish all the Vets out there an awesome day and hope they get laid at Waffle House, Ross wants to buy NASA's unseen pictures from the 60's at the auction next week, Justin Bieber's pastor gets pops for infidelity, and Jables is back with an all new "Crime Corner".

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Episode 630 - Another Unnecessary Apple Event!!! Nov 10, 2020

Ross and Jessie discuss the new computer that Ross is forced to buy from Apple's bull***t event today, the CDC's new Thanksgiving guidelines where they want us all to eat outside, Ross is willing to circumcise anyone out there who needs one, and we chat about the Mel Gibson Santa movie.

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Episode 629 - 2020 Election Winners And Losers Nov 09, 2020

Ross and Jessie discuss the winners and losers from the 2020 election, what to expect next from each party, potential 2024 candidates, why the media will die when Trump leaves office, if there will be a recount of the votes and what to expect.

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Episode 628 - Arizona And Nevada... We're Waiting. Nov 05, 2020

Ross and Jessie discuss the worldwide wait for the results in Arizona and Nevada that will likely determine who our next president is, why no one will riot if Joe Biden wins, the conspiracy theories that are circulating concerning fake mail-in ballots, and why people are posting polls of their favorite cereals.

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Episode 627 - The Election Is Definitely RIGGED Nov 04, 2020

Ross and Jessie discuss last night's debacle of an election and how they have called this exact scenario for months, why the election will ultimately end up in the Supreme Court and why Trump will win, how the country attempts to heal and if they can after this, and why Ross thinks the end of the world is near.

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Episode 626 - Election Day Is Finally Here! Nov 03, 2020

Ross and Jessie discuss what to watch for tonight during the election results, which states will report first, and which ones will be the lasts one in. Ross gives his final prediction as well and asks the question, "What if they media gets it wrong again?" VOTE!

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Episode 625 - Twas The Night Before The Election Nov 02, 2020

Ross and Jessie discuss the uneasiness of America the day before the election, Ross guiding his child's soccer team to yet another victory, the death of Sean Connery, celebrities with giant hogs, and the aftermath of Halloween.

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Episode 624 - The Halloween Spooktacular Show! Oct 30, 2020

Ross and Jessie dress up for their annual "Halloween Spooktacular Show" as Jessie reads frightening Halloween stories, Ross finds his new kink, and the two discuss why domestic abuse is wrong on Halloween.

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Episode 623 - Nxvium Sex Cult Leader Sentenced to 120 Years Oct 28, 2020

Ross and Jessie discuss Keith Raniere being sentenced to 120 years in prison, Justin Turner getting pulled mid-game during the World Series for testing positive for Covid then going back to party, Ross and Jessie discuss who they would risk it all for, and Jables is back with an all new "Crime Corner".

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Episode 622 - Now Let's Pack The Court! Oct 27, 2020

Ross and Jessie discuss how the confirmation of Amy Coney Barrett has Democrats demanding they "pack the court" and add more liberal Justices, Jessie does fake campaign ads for her favorite local politicians, how Reese Witherspoon might run for office, and why the new "Saved By The Bell" reboot looks great.

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Episode 621 - Hunter Biden's Laptop Oct 26, 2020

Ross and Jessie discuss watching the sex tapes pulled from Hunter Biden's laptop and why it is probably too late to make a dent in the election, why Sacha Baron Cohen waited too long to make the sequel to "Borat", the 60 Minutes interview with all the presidential candidates last night, and Ross explains why the state of Texas will turn blue within ten years.

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Episode 620 - I Think I Have Polio Oct 22, 2020

Ross and Jessie discuss an acting class where a guy wrote a scene about polio, Rudy Giuliani showing up with his pants down in Borat, Iran sending fake emails about the Proud Boys, Jessie's weird obsession with Mexican artist Frida Kahlo, and why Jessie hates museums.

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Episode 619 - The Next Debate Is RIGGED Oct 21, 2020

Ross and Jessie discuss the new "rules" for the final presidential debate tomorrow night which include muting mics and no mention of foreign policy, Jessie runs through her entire drug history as Ross questions Hunter Biden's poor man crack choice, the Pope is now allowing gay people to get married, and Jables is back with an all new "Crime Corner".

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Episode 618 - #METOOBIN Oct 20, 2020

Ross and Jessie discuss Jeffrey Toobin caught masturbating live on a Zoom call with his co-workers, Ross breaks down his Top celebrity j-off moments, Troy Aikman gets caught popping off on a hot mic that he wants Biden/Harris, and Jeff Bridges announces he has cancer prompting Jessie to admit that he was her first "Daddy."

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Episode 617 - Two Weeks Until The Election! Oct 19, 2020

Ross and Jessie discuss the anxiety leading up to the election in two weeks, Ross rages on the Avengers cast doing a fundraiser for Joe Biden, why Chris Pratt has been "canceled", Ross and Jessie celebrate their 7 year anniversary today, and Jables goes all in for her love of crab rangoon.

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Episode 616 - Trump Vs Biden Town Hall Oct 15, 2020

Ross and Jessie discuss tonight's Trump and Biden dueling town hall events on two different networks at the same time, Ross cries over the Braves brutal loss last night, is the second wave of Covid coming or is it just the media, and Jables goes down the dark deep hole of the popular children's YouTube star "Blippi".

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Episode 615 - The 39-Year-Old Bachelorette Oct 14, 2020

Ross and Jessie discuss Clare Crawley the new 39 year old Bachelorette and how she ruined the show for any woman in her late 30's, why people are fat shaming Billie Eilish, how it's time to give Amy Adams an Oscar so she can go back to looking normal again, the breaking news of Trump and Biden having separate Town Hall events on Thursday night on 2 different channels, and why Amy Coney Barrett will probably be confirmed next week.

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Episode 614 - Early Voting Has Begun Oct 13, 2020

Ross and Jessie discuss showing up to the polls to vote in Texas and the lines being around the block and what it means, Ross rages on the new "Apple Event" and why he hates it, Jessie tells us why we need to all become sheep, and we bring you and all new "Crime Corner!"

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Episode 613 - Happy Indigenous People's Whatever Oct 12, 2020

Ross and Jessie opine over the new anger of Columbus Day, what white can REALLY do to give back to Indians today, the Oscar Pistorius documentary on ESPN, why Yelp is going to allow you to leave racism reviews, Ross wants tanning injections for low Vitamin D, and the confirmation for Amy Coney Barrett has begun.

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Episode 612 - VP Debate Recap Oct 08, 2020

Ross and Jessie recap last night's Vice Presidential Debate, chat about James Vanderbeek moving back to the Varsity Blues state, doing an unfiltered Bacherlette Patreon show, why Ross proposed to Jessie in Austin, the Gretchen Whitmer kidnap attempt broken up by the FBI, and Jables is back with an all new "Crime Corner."

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Episode 611 - The David Lee Roth Vs Sammy Hagar Van Halen Debate Oct 07, 2020

Ross and Jessie discuss the death of Eddie Van Halen and how the group was seamlessly able to replace lead singers, we choose between David Lee Roth Vs Sammy Hagar, we chat about the new Netflix doc "American Murder", Ross tells you why he did it and why every neighborhood is filled with white women in pyramid schemes.

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Episode 610 - The Leaked Melania Tapes Oct 06, 2020

Ross and Jessie discuss how more leaked tape of Melania Trump's private phone conversations keep leaking, how there is going to be plexiglass separating the VP debate tomorrow night, why Jessie wants to become an "In Person Influencer", the size of Tyga's penis on Only Fans, and why Morgan Freeman narrated the new 21 Savage album.

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Episode 609 - White House Press Secretary Kayleigh McEnany Tests Positive Oct 05, 2020

Ross and Jessie discuss how everyone now has Covid in the White House including Kayleigh McEnany, why Ethan Hake went "Too Ethan Hawke" in his new Showtime show The Good Lord Bird, how Meghan Markle might run for president, and Jables is back with an all new "Crime Corner".

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Episode 608 - Chrissy Teigen's Social Media Debate Oct 01, 2020

Ross and Jessie discuss whether or not it was appropriate for Chrissy Teigen to post her miscarriage announcement in real time and who was taking the pictures, the Borat sequel that will air this month, and why the Irish Supreme Court ruled that Subway's bread actaully ISN'T real bread.

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Episode 607 - Presidential Debate Recap Show Sep 30, 2020

Ross and Jessie recap the presidential debate between Trump and Biden last night and discuss the beautiful disaster that it was, why nobody ACTUALLY won, Demi Lovato's new break-up song and why that dude f'd it all up, and why no one can figure out to do with "National Podcast Day".

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Episode 606 - Trump Vs Biden Debate! Sep 29, 2020

Ross and Jessie discuss the first presidential debate between Donald Trump and Joe Biden and the crazy prop bets going on in Vegas tonight. How wild is it going to get tonight? Jessie wants to see a fistfight on stage.

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Episode 605 - It's Amy Coney Barrett! Sep 28, 2020

Ross and Jessie discuss Trump's SCOTUS pick Amy Coney Barrett, how condescending it is that celebrities tell us who to vote for, why Ross wants the guy from Men's Wearhouse to have his own inspirational Instagram, how Chrissy Teigen went on Twitter to live stream her pregnancy problems from the hospital, and why Ross was right about Trump's taxes.

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Episode 604 - The Pumpkin Spice Boy Sep 24, 2020

Ross and Jessie discuss the polite gay man who spilled his secrets to Ross at a Starbucks, the creepy awesomeness of the new Netflix film "The Devil All The Time", why there should be all killers on "Dancing With The Stars", the verdict in the Breonna Taylor case, and Jables is back with an all new "Crime Corner."

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Episode 603 - Fill The Seat... At Sizzler Sep 23, 2020

Ross and Jessie discuss the recent bankruptcy filing of Sizzler Steakhouse, they chat about the debate inside the LGBTQA+ community on why they are fighting over letters, why the Breonna Taylor verdict could affect the election, and Ross praises Sara Lyons the 96-year-old woman in PA who bowled a perfect 300.

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Episode 602 - No Simp September Sep 22, 2020

Ross and Jessie discuss how simping ain't easy and how they've simped this month, the arguing behind the scenes at Spotify to try get Joe Rogan fired, why Democrats have given up on Trump picking a new SCOTUS, and Ross goes on a rant about the death of Sly Stallone's mother.

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Episode 601 - Down Goes RGB Sep 21, 2020

Ross and Jessie discuss his prediction of the death of Ruth Bader Ginsburg right before the election, how Jennifer Aniston and Jimmy Kimmel personified the Emmy's and the state of Hollywood, they chat about Jessie's upcoming rib cook-off against Jarred Taylor, and they discuss the Netflix doc "The Social Dilemma".

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Episode 600 - Jim Carrey Is Playing Joe Biden On SNL Sep 17, 2020

Ross and Jessie discuss why Jim Carrey is playing Joe Biden on SNL, Barrack Obama is dropping TWO memoirs instead of one, Cardi B getting divorce, how Ross almost got banned from American Airlines and how he is going to limit places that require masks in his life, Kanye pissing all over his Grammy live on Twitter, Chris Rock says he wasn’t upset with Jimmy Fallon doing blackface in a new interview, and Jables closes out Episode 600 with an all new Crime Corner!

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Episode 599 - Ross Goes On An Epic Bender With Kid Rock! Sep 16, 2020

Ross and Jessie discuss how Ross went on an all day bender with Kid Rock and John Daly, how WNBA superstar Maya Moore married the man who was wrongfully imprisoned that she helped release, why 2 out of 3 young adults don't know what the Holocaust was, and how Donald Trump getting the Big Ten to play football just ensured his re-election.

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Episode 598 - Was It A Tracking Device? Sep 15, 2020

Ross is in Nashville with Kid Rock, Jables is home with sick kids and she is obviously totally cool with that. The two discuss Colton Underwood allegedly stalking and harassing his ex-girlfriend Cassie Randolph, as well as the sexual misconduct allegations against Cheer star Jerry Harris. Captain America's dick pic was underwhelming and Judd Apatow is against censorship if it effects him making movies.

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Episode #597 - A Presidential Debate On Joe Rogan? Sep 14, 2020

Ross and Jessie discuss Trump agreeing to go on Joe Rogan for a four debate with Joe Biden, Demi Lovato's fiance stalkimg Selena Gomez before her, the great debate of Miracle Whip Vs Mayonaisse, a rib cook-off between Jessie and Jarred, and the serenity of being at a College football game by yourself.

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Episode 596 - NFL Is Back Baby!!! Sep 10, 2020

Ross and Jessie discuss Killer Mike getting wrongfully destroyed online for meeting with the Governor of Georgia, the NFL returning tonight has Ross amped, Hank Williams Jr. being replaced on Monday Night Football by Little Richard, and Vince Vaughn starring in a body switching horror film which looks... great?

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Episode 595 - The Oscars Are Diverse Now Everyone! Sep 09, 2020

Ross and Jessie discuss the new diversity rules to be nominated for Oscars and why that will be a massive failure, the end of Keeping Up With The Kardashians, the return of Rick Moranis, Joe Exotic asks for a pardon from Trump, and Jables is back with an all new "Crime Corner"!

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Episode 594 - The Faux-Bama Story Sep 08, 2020

Ross and Jessie discuss the actual purpose and the weirdos who become "Notaries", Donald Trump hiring a fake Barack Obama to fire, Michael Cohen's new tell-all book, why Bradley Cooper thinks award shows are utterly useless, and Jessie's last day in North Carolina.

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Episode 593 - Bone In Or Boneless Wings? Sep 03, 2020

Ross and Jessie discuss the national hero that went to city council in Lincoln, Nebraska to ask that boneless wings change their name to tenders since there is no wing to it, the new sex cult documentary "The Vow" on HBO and why one man didn't get to have sex with anyone, the 97 million dollar deal Prince Harry and Megan Markle signed with Netflix, and pick our favorite Vietnam Era songs.

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Episode 592 - Nancy Pelosi REALLY Needed A Blow-Out! Sep 02, 2020

Ross and Jessie chat about how David Blaine is back on his bullsh*t flying 25,000 above air with balloons like the movie Up, why Nancy Pelosi broke the law for a blow-out, the woman who walked out on to the wing of the airplane, how Tider and Grindr apps just got blocked in Pakistan, and Jables is back with an all new Crime Corner that involves the theft of a donkey and possibly a bird.

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Episode 591 - The Mystery Of The AT&T Girl Sep 01, 2020

Ross and Jessie discuss the online obsession of the girl from the ATT&T commercials and her plea to stop being sexualized, Bella Thorne finally goes nude on ONLYFANS, the man in a jetpack at LAX who was caught racing against commercial airliners at 3,000 feet, and President Trump trying to save the Big Ten football season.

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Episode 590 - RIP Chadwick Boseman Aug 31, 2020

Ross and Jessie discuss the death of Black Panther actor Chadwick Boseman, why Korean Pop is being forced on us, how the K-Pop band BTS is fake and probably created by the government, Ross rages on Spanish music and why it should be stopped, and why Ross wants to die to Rob Thomas and Santana's "Smooth".

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Episode 589 - Ross Survives Hurricane Laura Aug 27, 2020

Ross and Jessie discuss Ross fighting off another hurricane in Texas, the NBA+MLB+WNBA all collectively shut down over the shooting in Wisconsin, Ross and Jessie discuss the price that it would take to get branded, and RPR show producer Giorgio opens up an "Only Fans" account which he vows to show his penis.

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Episode 588 - Bella Thorne Crashes Only Fans Site! Aug 26, 2020

Ross and Jessie discuss actress Bella Thorne making one million dollars in one day after signing up for "Only Fans", would you let your significant other have an Only Fans account, why Ross might have to fight another hurricane, Ross rages on why no one cares about the First Lady, and Jessie busts out a spot on Melania impression.

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Episode 587 - The Cocaine Convention Aug 25, 2020

Ross and Jessie talk about last night's kickoff of the Republican Convention aka "The Cocaine Convention", how Tyler Perry was able to fully reopen a studio on his own, the need for sex cults to be better, if Jessie would consider going on a cruise ship now that they are reopening, and Ross pitches a Mexican version of Yellowstone that takes place in East LA that revolves around one cable box being split amongst the community.

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Episode 586 - So... About That Yellowstone Season Finale. Aug 24, 2020

Ross and Jessie discuss the shenanigans of the Yellowstone season finale last night, the shooting in Kenosha, WI yesterday that spawned a riot, the end of Kellyanne Conway in the White House and George Conway's end at the Lincoln Project, Dana White goes HAM on Oscar De La Hoya, the 80's awesomeness of the new Killers album, and yes KIM JONG UN IS DEAD.

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Episode 585 - Steve Bannon Arrested Aug 20, 2020

Ross and Jessie discuss the joy in witnessing someone's "Freak Out Day", Steve Bannon getting indicted for alleged fraud for the "Build The Wall" Gofundme campaign, serial killer John Wayne Gacy's house is for sale, and Ross has an awkward run in with the cleaning staff at the new office.

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Episode 584 - I'm Joe Biden's Husband! Aug 19, 2020

Ross and Jessie discuss Joe Biden's epic gaffe from last night's Democratic Convention, Jessie's struggles with online Zoom classes for our kids, the 80 year-old grandma who broke a cycling record and got popped for doping, the actress who took down the heads of Warner Brothers and Universal, and our producer Giorgio shares his love for REALLY old women.

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Episode 583 - The Legend Of Big Mike Aug 18, 2020

Ross and Jessie discuss the weird Democratic Convention last night, the conspiracy theory that Michelle Obama is "Big Mike", why Ross wants to put a finger inside Brendan Frasier, why Hollywood is remaking "Trains, Planes, and Automobiles" with Will Smith and Kevin Hart, and we discuss Andrew Cuomo's nipple rings.

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Episode 582 - The USPS Mailbox Hoax Aug 17, 2020

Ross and Jessie discuss the locked USPS mailbox hoax that is flooding social media from Burbank, Ryan Reynolds selling his gin company for $600 million, Jessie discusses how mom's are coping without their kids being allowed to go to school, the oldest American person alive turning 116 yesterday, and Ross' breaking point with wearing masks.

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Episode 581 - The Real Life Clayton Bigsby Aug 13, 2020

Ross and Jessie discuss the black man who was raised with a love for the Confederacy and could be the real life Clayton Bigsby that Dave Chappellle created, Jables gets pulled over on the way to the studio, the first press conference for Biden/Harris together, and we give you an all new "Crime Corner" about a man who thought he was invisible.

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Episode 580 - The Bernie Bros Aren't Happy Aug 12, 2020

Ross and Jessie discuss why the Bernie Bros aren't happy with Biden's pick of Kamala Harris as VP, how politics are starting to turn into a betting bonanza a la the Super Bowl, why Rob Lowe needs to be on the show, and if Tv and movies will incorporate the pandemic into their storylines going forward.

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Episode 579 - Kamala Harris Named Joe Biden's VP Aug 11, 2020

Ross and Jessie discuss Joe Biden picking Kamala Harris as his VP pick, why everyone cares about Chris Pratt's baby, Ross's hatred for Dax Shepard, NBC rebooting "Saved By The Bell", how you can AIRBNB the last remaining Blockbuster, and Macgruber becoming a tv series.

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Episode 578 - The Chicago Riots Seem Fun Aug 10, 2020

Ross and Jessie discuss the riots and looting in Chicago last night and why the BLM movement lost all its momentum, the College Football cancellation, the hilarious new WAP song by Cardi B and Meghan Thee Stallion, the death of independent films, and Ross and Jabes recent move to the country!

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Episode 577 - Jake Paul Gets Raided By The Feds Aug 06, 2020

Ross and Jessie discuss the guns seized from Jake Paul's mansion and the rumor that there is a whole lot more, NC Governor Roy Cooper announces 5 mores weeks of shutdown, the new Shia Labeouf, LA mayor Eric Garcetti threatening to shut off electricity and water at parties, and Jables gives one more Crime Corner from our last show in North Carolina!

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Episode 576 - Is Oprah Going Down? Aug 05, 2020

Ross and Jessie discuss the backlash against Oprah Winfrey, Mulan moving is moving to Disney+ for $30 on PPV, the magic of the "Thread" documentary on Netflix, why the week always turns to sh*t after Wednesday these days, and Jake Paul gets his house raided by the Feds.

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Episode 575 - I'm A Hurricane Survivor Aug 04, 2020

Ross and Jessie discuss how Ross bravely fought off Hurricane Isaias last night with his bare hands, how The Bachelorette has turned into a nightmare for this upcoming season, Sean Penn marries a 28 year-old over Zoom, and why the bodycam footage from the police in the George Floyd case might lead to an acquittal.

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Episode 574 - The Carpet Nightmare Aug 03, 2020

Ross and Jessie discuss the bankruptcy filing of Men's Wearhouse, Jessie and Ross' carpet nightmare, Ross chats about the rape allegations against Bryan Callen, how The Ellen Show might replace her with James Corden, and how Microsoft is going to save the Tik Tok app.

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Episode 573 - Herman Cain Dead At 74 Jul 30, 2020

Ross and Jessie discuss the death of Herman Cain from coronavirus, why Ross loves Godfather's Pizza, the Post Malone interview where him and Joe Rogan were on mushrooms, Jables gets ready to leave California, and Ross' college sh*t inside of heating vents.

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Episode 572 - The Jump Out Boys Jul 29, 2020

Ross and Jessie discuss the "Jump Out Boys" who are awesomely snatching protestors off the streets into mini-vans, why Ellen Degeneres' A list friends are freezing her out, how AMC movie have shrunk down their theatrical movies to 17 days, why A&E is definitely bringing back "Live PD".

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Episode 571 - Do People Care About The Emmy's Anymore? Jul 28, 2020

Ross and Jessie discuss whether people give a sh*t about the Emmy Nominations that were announced today, a real life "Crime Corner" in Wilmington, NC that involves $600,000, how Ross doesn't see genders anymore, why Tom Hanks needs a helicopter pad, and Kanye West now making the ballots on 5 different states.

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Episode 570 - MLB Might Be Cancelled? Jul 27, 2020

Ross and Jessie discuss how half the Florida Marlins team came down with Covid and why the MLB might be cancelled, Ross goes to see Third Eye Blind at an "in your car" concert, Jessie finally gets her wish to go to her dream restaurant, and Tom Hanks gets citizenship in Greece fueling the internet rumors of his alternate lifestyle.

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Episode 569 - Taylor Swift Is Back Jul 23, 2020

Ross and Jessie discuss the 10 additional podcast deals Spotify has signed including H3 Podcast, Rooster Teeth and others, Taylor Swift will be dropping a new album tonight, Snoop Dogg takes part in a Verzuz battle against DMX, there was word a Chris D’Elia and Bryan Callen Netflix special was in the works right before D’Elia’s sexual accusations, Jessie goes through a list of obvious gay celebrities, say hello to the newest NHL team: The Seattle Kraken, the mayor of Portland Ted Wheeler gets tear gassed after taking part in protests, and the two end the show by discussing why people are more willing to come out now against celebrities than ever before.

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Episode 568 - Does Pfizer Have A Cure? Jul 22, 2020

Ross and Jessie discuss Jables receiving an IV for her sickness LA style, Pfizer might have the cure for COVID-19, Kim Kardashian speaks out about Kanye West’s mental health issues, The Rolling Stones release a song from 1974 featuring Jimmy Page of Led Zepplin, Ross has an eerie feeling now that the election is upon us and things only seem to be getting worse, Lisa Marie Presley's son tragically kills himself, the Canadian CDC endorses glory holes in light of having safe sex during quarantimes, and Orlando Bloom mourns the passing of his dog Mighty by writing a beautiful eulogy and getting a tattoo of him.

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Episode 567 - Special Guest Matt Bilinsky Jul 21, 2020

Ross Patterson welcomes special guest LA attorney and investment advisor Matt Bilinsky to discuss why Justin Timberlake’s attempt to revamp Myspace was a huge failure, how Jeffrey Katzenberg’s streaming service Quibi may have missed the mark, they talk about the Fedex hitman who tried to kill the judge given a case linked to Jeffrey Epstein, Matt gives us an inside scoop on some conspiracy theories regarding Tom Hanks and Steven Spielberg, and they finish the show with talking about what they think is going to happen in the 2020 election.

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Episode 566 - Kanye's Meltdown Jul 20, 2020

Ross and Jessie are live from Los Angeles to discuss Kanye West’s big fail at his Presidential rally in South Carolina, the crazy homeless issue in LA, how drive-in movie theaters might be the future, Aaron Rodgers and Danica Patrick have broken up, Jables covers a sex doll Crime Corner, John Kasich has confirmed he will be speaking at the National Democratic Convention, and Danny Trejo has officially taken over Hollywood!

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Episode 565 - Big Kemp Energy Jul 16, 2020

Ross and Jessie discuss Georgia governor Brian Kemp overriding the mask mandate order across the state of Georgia, Ross finds out Rachel Hollis will be living near where he and Jessie will be living in Dripping Springs, Texas, Jessie’s girl Megan Thee Stallion was shot in the heel while with Tory Lanez, Carole Baskin sings a cringey rendition of 50 Cents’ "In Da Club" for a birthday wish, Joey Diaz drops the news that Joe Rogan will be out of LA in a month, the two talk about why the world of pricing is so confusing and why Elon Musk has it figured out, and American Airlines has no choice but to completely fill their planes due to impending bankruptcy.

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Episode 564 - Nick Cannon Is A Racist Jul 15, 2020

Ross and Jessie discuss Nick Cannon’s cancellation due to his anti-semitic comments, Ross confirms the mass exodus from LA is only worsening and highlights the pros of living in Austin, Jessie explains why her father’s work ethic and fair mentality has served him well over the years, Ghislaine Maxwell was denied bail and will be held in jail until her trial scheduled for July 12, 2021, and Post Malone has to get a tattoo of Pat Mahomes’ signature because he lost terribly to Mahomes in a beer pong match.

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Episode 563 - Give Me The New Ford Bronco In White Jul 14, 2020

Ross and Jessie discuss Jessie’s weird LA welcoming, Ross is absolutely lusting over the new Ford Bronco, the body of “Glee” actress Naya Rivera was recovered in a Ventura County lake after a drowning accident, Kanye West is officially polling in the 2020 Presidential Election, Dan Hollaway is thinking about running for Mayor of Austin in 2024, and host of “Ghost Adventures” has gotten hold of Joe Exotics most prized possessions.

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Episode 562 - The Wayfair Conspiracy Jul 13, 2020

Ross and Jessie discuss being kicked out of a podcast studio in Austin TX, the Wayfair child trafficking scandal and other celebrities that are allegedly connected, the death of John Travolta's wife Kelly Preston, Jada and Will Smith confirming the affair that happened, and Johnny Depp claiming the final reason he left Amber Heard was because she "poo'd" in the bed.

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Episode 561 - Johnny Depp Wants Your Corpse Jul 09, 2020

Ross and Jessie discuss whether or not mask dating is going to become the next fad, they take a deep dive into the Johnny Depp defamation lawsuit against Amber Heard and the craziness that has ensued, Ross explains the complete weirdness that is David Foster, Ross hates Disney’s “Hamilton”, Brooks Brothers goes bankrupt, and they talk about the Seattle protester who unfortunately got struck by a car at 1:30 in the morning.

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Episode 560 - His Junk Exploded Jul 07, 2020

Ross and Jessie discuss the masterminds behind the on-hold song we all know and why they have life figured out, Ross talks about a lady at his Crossfit who listens to “Zoot Suit Riot” by the Cherry Poppin’ Daddies as her hype song, they chat about how there are some rap artists who have sounded the same album after album, and Jables ends the show with a double Crime Corner featuring an eel up someone’s a** and a helium charged d**k explosion accident.

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Episode 559 - Re-Circ Du Soleil Jul 06, 2020

Ross and Jessie discuss the renaming of football teams such as the Washington Redskins and Kansas City Chiefs, the comedy world is buzzing with Bryan Callen and Brendan Schaub’s recent catching of the Coronavirus, and the two debate facelift or not by looking at good and bad celebrity examples.

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Episode 558 - Ghislaine Maxwell ARRESTED Jul 02, 2020

Ross and Jessie discuss their crazy going away party, former Jeffrey Epstein confidant Ghislaine Maxwell has finally been arrested, the two react to the viral video of an eagle carrying a baby shark off a beach, they open up about their biggest fears, and Ross tells a college story that involves a card table and an aerial bomb s**t.

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Episode 557 - Will Smith and Jada Pinkett Open Relationship Jul 01, 2020

Ross and Jessie discuss Iran releasing the warrant for President Trump’s arrest for assassinating Qasem Soleimani, they talk about Will Smith and Jada Pinkett’s long-time open relationship, Maroon 5 bass player Mickey Madden has been arrested for domestic violence charges, and “The Da Vinci Code” author Dan Brown is being sued by his ex-wife for allegedly living a double life.

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Episode 556 - You Risked It All For Chase Rice? Jun 30, 2020

Ross and Jessie discuss celebrity deformities such as Megan Fox’s thumb and Nick Jonas’ nipples, Bachelor country star Chase Rice is facing heat for holding a 4,000 person concert in Tennessee, Ross wonders if Joe Biden is going to pick Elizabeth Warren as his VP, Dr. Dre’s wife files for a divorce, Hollywood is flocking to Iceland to film during these quarantimes, and Terry Crews sparks a fire over his most recent tweet regarding the Black Lives Matter movement.

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Episode 555 - Ken and Karen Jun 29, 2020

Ross and Jessie discuss why absentee vote-in-ballots are going to be a lifesaver during the 2020 election, Jon Stewart opens up about why he quit “The Daily Show” on Joe Rogan’s podcast, the two laughed their a**es off when Tater made her cameo during episode 2 of “Yellowstone”, Ross weighs in on Josh Gad’s 80s movie reunions, and the two end the show with the couple of the century, Ken and Karen from St. Louis.

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Episode 554 - RIP Chuck E Cheese Jun 25, 2020

Ross and Jessie discuss the 3 Wilmington, North Carolina police officers that were arrested for using hateful language, the two announce the company move to Austin, TX happening in the Fall, Chuck E Cheese has gone bankrupt, a new picture of the Loch Ness Monster has Ross reeling, and the NFL has canceled the Hall of Fame game.

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Episode 553 - The Fake Noose Jun 24, 2020

Ross and Jessie discuss the Bubba Wallace's noose incident as coming up "fake", Chris D'Elia's firing from the CAA amidst underage sexual allegations, CNN claims that BLM protests have not contributed to COVID-19 case spikes, Europe considers banning all international travel, Ron Jeremy has been charged with rape charges, and Bill Cosby has been granted an appeal.

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Episode 552 - Andrew Jackson Still Stands Jun 23, 2020

Ross and Jessie discuss the craziness surrounding racial accusations being aimed towards Joe Rogan and Joey Diaz, Tina Fey releases an apology for “30 Rock” episodes showing blackface, people want to see the footage from the noose hanging in Bubba Wallace’s garage, Jessie covers a goldfish eating Crime Corner and, Ross ends the show with the mystery behind the recent death of hollywood producer Steve Bing who had connections to Jeffrey Epstein and the Clintons.

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Episode 551 - D**k Pic Coffee Table Book Jun 22, 2020

Ross and Jessie discuss Justin Bieber and “Baby Driver” star Ansel Elgort getting me too’d, The American Museum of Natural History is going to remove the Teddy Roosevelt statue amidst protests, Ross believes John Bolton wrote “The Room Where It Happened” while he was still working in The White House, Ross dreams of being able to create a d**k pic coffee table book, and the two end the show with explaining why Facebook has become a frivolous waste of time.

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Episode 550 - Fire Fauci! Jun 18, 2020

Ross and Jessie discuss the cancelling of the Uncle Ben’s and Cream of Wheat logos, Dr. Fauci warns against a 2020 NFL season which ruined Ross' day, Ross and Jessie may go take a trip to CHAZ, an alcoholic monkey goes on a rampant rampage in India and gets life behind bars, and Jabes ends the show with a feral hog sniffing cocaine Crime Corner.

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Episode 549 - Everyone Is Canceled! Jun 17, 2020

Ross and Jessie discuss the Aunt Jemima logo being removed from maple syrup bottles, Chris D’Elia’s accusations of making sexual advancements on underage girls, Jessie reminisces about being a good time gal, people including Joe Rogan are pushing for The Rock to run for President in 2024, the two explain why Grandpa Joe from Willy Wonka is the biggest dirtbag in the history of cinema, they compare the “Bohemian Rhapsody” and “Rocket Man” movies, American Airlines and Delta ban alcohol on flights, and Ross is all done with Dr. Fauci.

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Episode 548 - Shake Shack Bleach Milkshake Jun 16, 2020

Ross and Jessie discuss the bleach tainted Shake Shack milkshakes that were served to NYPD officers Monday night, the two explain why small talk has and always will be out of fashion, Ross talks about what it was like to film with Danny Trejo and tells us why he is as great of a guy as people claim, the two go through a list of their favorite burgers, and they end the show with news from Ford that they will be releasing official pictures of the Bronco on July 9th, O.J. Simpson’s birthday.

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Episode 547 - We're Tired of Snitches Jun 15, 2020

Ross and Jessie discuss why 2020 may be the year for snitches, Ross weighs in on the new ESPN Mark McGwire/Sosa documentary, the 2 checked out Judd Apatow’s “The King of Staten Island” over the weekend and were left disappointed, Dave Chappelle releases a comedy monologue on YouTube called “8:46”, Tekashi 6ix9ine releases TROLLZ featuring an underdressed Nicki Minaj that got nearly 50 millions views in its first 24 hours, and Jessie ends the show with a live pig throwing Crime Corner.

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Episode 546 - Juulin' N Ruulin' Jun 11, 2020

Ross and Jessie discuss why the quarantine has driven Jessie to pick up Juuling, “One Tree Hill” actresses Sophia Bush and Hilarie Burton call on fans to fire North Carolina professor after he posted racially insensitive Tweets, Stassi Schroeder’s podcast disappeared from all platforms after being fired from “Vanderpump Rules”, Ross talks about his colorful movie going experiences as a kid, and they end the show about talking the grossest video ever to grace the internet.

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Episode 545 - Gone With The Wind Canceled Jun 10, 2020

Ross and Jessie discuss the canceling of “Gone With The Wind”, COPS, and LivePD amidst racial tensions regarding police brutality, Chrissy Teigen gets slammed for her picture where she is wearing Native American clothing, 300 Ohio State faculty members sign a petition to get rid of all police officers off OSU campus, Ross explains why some more thought needs to be put into the defunding of police entirely, and Spike Lee is releasing a new movie about African Americans in the Vietnam war called “Da 5 Bloods.”

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Episode 544 - Bill & Ted Are Back? Jun 09, 2020

Ross and Jessie discuss the return of Bill & Ted featuring Keanu Reeves and Alex Winter, Ross questions if enough theaters will be open before Christopher Nolan’s big release of “TENET”, Ross finds it weird that Robert Pattinson is playing the next Batman, the two try to figure out why Donald Trump’s only liked Tweet is one about the show “Insecure”, Jables covers a Crime Corner involving a lightsaber wielding man in a Toys R Us, and the two go through trending deceased celebrities who had the largest influences such as Chris Cornell and Robin Williams.

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Episode 542 - 3 Other Officers Charged Jun 08, 2020

Ross and Jessie discuss the allegations of “Glee” star Lea Michele’s hurtful behavior on set has her in the middle of a social media backlash, youtube star Myka Stauffer is facing immense criticism after rehoming her 4-year old adopted autistic son who was the main source of her Youtube channel’s content, Ross and Jessie make fun of the new Garth Brooks documentary, Las Vegas is now open, and Jessie ends the show with a grandma devouring cannibal Crime Corner.

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Episode 543 - Taking The Gun From Elmer Fudd Jun 08, 2020

Ross and Jessie discuss the Looney Tunes reboot featuring an unarmed Elmer Fudd, why it is confusing that democrats are wearing Kente garb, why some people asking for a United States with no police, Ross didn’t like ESPN’s Bruce Lee documentary, the two discuss actors who just play themselves in movies like Kevin Costner, and a new age frat house dubbed the Tik Tok house is causing trouble in LA.

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Episode 541 - For Our Nooner Crew Jun 04, 2020

Ross and Jessie discuss what's going to happen with the Nathan’s Hotdog Eating Contest, a** eating season protests are happening in Minneapolis, Ross answers the age old question, (silicone balls, to be or not to be?), a man fires a civil war cannon at his neighbor for 8 days over a dispute, NBA is officially coming back, and the new Garth Brooks documentary appears to be worth a watch.

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Episode 540 - Blackout Tuesday Jun 02, 2020

Ross and Jessie talk about their first flight back to Austin, Antifa is causing detrimental damage to the cause of racial equality protests in American cities by inciting looting and property destruction, Tiger King’s Carole Baskin gains control of Joe Exotic’s 120 acre zoo property, Ross explains why drive-in theaters are popping up, and Jake Paul gets caught filming in a looted mall.

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Episode 539 - The Minneapolis Riots Jun 02, 2020

Ross and Jessie discuss the scrubbed of the SpaceX launch yesterday, riots ensue in Los Angeles as well as Minneapolis following the fallout of George Floyd’s death, Mark Zuckerberg calls out Twitter’s Jack Dorsey by stating he will not limit any of President Trump’s posts on his platforms, Jessie predicted Ellen is a nightmare now that it has come out on magazines, and Apple is funding and distributing the next big Martin Scorcese movie, and Doug Liman has been hired to direct the Tom Cruise outer space movie.

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Episode 538 - The Death of George Floyd Jun 02, 2020

Ross and Jessie discuss Elon Musk’s baller move of launching his rocket at 4:20 tomorrow, the two talk about the upsetting death of George Floyd in Minneapolis and what can be done about it, the two describe what it would be like getting the “Moon Look” from a man whose been places you will never go like Buzz Aldrin, Twitter labels Donald Trump’s tweets with fact checks and President Trump lashes out at Twitter for doing so, and Jimmy Fallon apologizes for a 20 year old Chris Rock impersonation.

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Episode 537 - Amy Cooper’s Dog Jun 02, 2020

Ross and Jessie discuss why it felt like being let out of a cage this weekend with the re-opening of restaurants and public spaces, New York woman Amy Cooper is facing backlash after calling the cops on an African-American man asking her to keep her dog on a leash and then proceeds to strangle her dog with the leash, a new petition is making its way around to boot Donald Trump off of Twitter, Ross explains why astronauts need to be more pimpy, and the two talk about how Lauren Lapkus could be the new Jim Carrey.

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Episode 536 - Separate Tables At The Breakfast Club Jun 02, 2020

Ross and Jessie discuss the re-opening of North Carolina and why it's not what it was cracked up to be, Joe Biden makes a little oopsie live on The Breakfast Club morning show with Charlamagne Tha God, ESPN teases a Tom Brady sports documentary after the immense success of “The Last Dance”, people are raging because state fairs are being canceled, and Jessie was not amused by Las Vegas’ new ad campaign to try to attract tourists during quarantimes.

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Episode 535 - Aunt Becky Pleads Guilty! Jun 02, 2020

Ross and Jessie discuss the casting of the new “Tiger King” film adaptation including Tara Reid and Nicholas Cage, Lori Loughlin aka. Aunt Becky gets sentenced to 2 months in jail plus a $150,000 fine, Ross explains why most lawyers are a**holes, and Ross talks about why the QAnon religion is becoming more popular in the United States.

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Episode 534 - Joe Rogan Got Paid Jun 02, 2020

Ross and Jessie discuss Joe Rogan’s multi-million dollar deal with Spotify, fans of American Idol are worried Ryan Seacrest had a stroke live on air while taping the season finale, WWE star Shad Gaspard drowns off of Venice beach while trying to save his son from drowning, and Jessie ends the show with a Melon Head Bandit Crime Corner.

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Episode 533 - Morbidly Obese??? Jun 02, 2020

Ross and Jessie discuss Nancy Pelosi’s comment about Donald Trump’s “morbid obesity” and warns against taking hydroxychloroquine, Elon Musk hints at moving his Tesla factory to Austin, Texas amidst the strict and neverending coronavirus shutdown in California, bachelorette Hannah Brown gets in trouble for saying the N-word on Instagram Live, and Jessie goes through a list of weird and somewhat disappointing names actors had before fame.

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Episode 532 - Hope Of A Vaccine? Jun 02, 2020

Ross and Jessie discuss why Jessie wants to live on 30,000 acres of land after finishing season 1 of “Yellowstone”, why Ross was left depressed after the finale of “The Last Dance”, the two talk about the latest COVID-19 vaccine that is showing promise, Chuck E. Cheese was caught selling their pizza under a different name on Grubhub, Pasqually’s Pizza & Wings, and they finished the show discussing Donald Trump’s hilarious campaign ads that lampoon Joe Biden.

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Episode 531 - Ransom For Lady Gaga! Jun 02, 2020

Ross and Jessie discuss why it is impossible for adult men to watch Tik Tok, hackers seize 756 gigabytes of legal documents held at a $21 million ransom belonging to Facebook, Madonna, Lady Gaga, Elton John, LeBron James and others, Jessie explains why bringing food to 3rd world communities is hurting the local economy, and the two end the show with discussing why inviting Greta Thunberg on to the CNN Coronavirus Panel backfired on them.

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Episode 530 - Greta Thunberg Will Save Us Tonight Jun 02, 2020

Ross and Jessie discuss why inviting Greta Thunberg onto the CNN Coronavirus Panel is not the brightest idea, Jessie goes through a round of “Do you remember” songs from the 2000’s with Ross inspired by the recent Tik Tok movement, the two share their weird celebrity encounters including Woody Harrelson and David Herman from “Office Space”, and Ross is really curious about the new #Obamagate that has been gaining steam on social media.

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Episode 529 - California Should Be It's Own Country Jun 02, 2020

Ross and Jessie discuss why the saying “Walking my dog on the beach” has a double meaning, Ross predicts turmoil in California amidst the recent news of a 3 month lockdown extension, the two figure out new ways to monetize people’s foot fetishes on Instagram, and Howard Stern’s recent rant towards Trump supporters has his listeners angry.

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Episode 528 - Cuomo In The Streets, Fauci In The Sheets Jun 02, 2020

Ross and Jessie discuss why Jessie is Cuomo in the streets and Fauci in the sheets, what is going to happen for homeschooling parents if classes don’t return in the fall, Ross fantasises about being able to hit the road and record live from an RV, and the two talk about Disney buying “Hamilton” for $75 million.

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Episode 527 - The Red Lobster Riots Jun 02, 2020

Ross and Jessie discuss the success of Dana White’s UFC 249 event, hundreds of people riot at a Red Lobster in Pennsylvania after closing during operating hours, Barstool Sports’ Dave Portnoy pulls off the biggest troll ever by paying $250k for charity to watch baseball with Roger Goodell, students are wanting their money back after the disappointing experience of Zoom classes, people are masturbating in Ikeas across the world, and Tekashi 6ix9ine released GOOBA that has already allotted 97 million views on Youtube.

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Episode 526 - RIP Souplantation Jun 02, 2020

Ross and Jessie discuss the sad news of Souplantation closing their doors, Megyn Kelly lands an interview with Joe Biden sexual assault accuser Tara Reade, the two go through the unfortunate shooting of Ahmaud Arbery in Brunswick, Georgia, and Robert DeNiro not only wants Governor Cuomo to be President but wants to play him in a movie as well.

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Episode 525 - Earl Thomas And His Brother Seem Fun Jun 02, 2020

Ross and Jessie discuss why the girls who act like bros were lied to, Ross dives into the crazy Earl Thomas orgy story, a manicurist in Kiawah Island calmly says her last words while being eaten by an alligator, the two give their thoughts on Michelle Obama’s new Netflix documentary “Becoming”, a Georgia man needs justice after being shot by police while jogging, and Ross and Jessie define what a HUSBAND/WIFE is.

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Episode 524 - Ruth Bader Ginsburg Still Alive? Jun 02, 2020

Ross and Jessie discuss how rage is keeping Ruth Bader Ginsberg alive, Netflix releases a new Michelle Obama series, Adele’s new looks raises questions about her previous marriage, Elon Musk and Tom Cruise are gearing up to shoot a movie in outer space, Ross shows Jessie a viral video of a monkey on a motorcycle stealing a baby, and Jessie ends the show with Ross’ favorite crime corner involving a runaway 5 year old boy in a stolen car!

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Episode 523 - Cinco De Hold The Mayo Jun 02, 2020

Amidst a police chase outside the studio, Ross and Jessie discuss the level of scrutiny on Michael Jordan’s life highlighted in the “Last Dance”, talk about the wonderful Wilmington Chick Fil A employee that has gotten a lot of national praise for his positive attitude, Ross discusses the circumstances in which he would ask to join Joe Rogan for a show, and Jessie highlights how she would like to spend her evening.

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Episode 522 - May The Fourth Be With You Jun 02, 2020

Ross and Jessie discuss why it was weird watching the virtual Kentucky Derby, murder bees are on the loose in the Southern United States, despite what the news tells you, Kim Jong Un is definitely dead, Ross and Jessie discuss movies they grew up on, and Ross feels that things are starting to return back to normal. May the Fourth be with you!

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Episode 521 - Mika Brzezinski Goes All In Jun 02, 2020

Ross and Jessie discuss why seeing celebrities without makeup will ruin your day, Joe Biden is is in even deeper s**t over sexual allegations after his rough interview with Mika Brzezinski, Jessie tells us why career politicians are odd in person, Jessie has a food-inspired quarantine meltdown, Drake’s new mixtape does not dress to impress, and Trevor Noah bashes Elon Musk over his quarantine comments.

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Episode 520 - I'm At The End Of My Queue Jun 02, 2020

Ross and Jessie discuss why some d**k pics just don’t need to exist, what happens when the two run to the end of their Netflix queues, Hillary Clinton is lurking and she just won’t go away, Jessie wonders how two stand-up comedians stay married, and she ends the show with a “How I Met Your Mother” Crime Corner.

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Episode 519 - Elon Musk Wants To FREE AMERICA NOW Jun 02, 2020

Ross and Jessie discuss Elon Musk’s comment “Free America Now” and the heat he is under for tweeting it, Jessie releases the breaking news that her new daddy is Kevin Costner, the two discuss how coloring up could make or break someone’s career as a public figure, Jay-Z sues youtube over a Deep Fake involving his voice, and the two end the show by discussing the craziness that is Facebook right now.

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Episode 518 - UFO's Proven By The Pentagon Jun 02, 2020

Ross and Jessie discuss how “Bad Education” has now proven Hugh Jackman’s true sexuality, Jessie still doesn’t believe UFOs are real despite the Pentagon’s latest released footage, Peter Weber and Kelly Flanagan from “The Bachelor” are fully dating, Post Malone holds an awesome Nirvana Livestream Fundraiser, Howard Stern Endorses Joe Biden, Michelle Obama releases a doc at an interesting and opportunistic time, and studio executives are rethinking where they are releasing movies in the future after the streaming sales numbers of “Trolls World Tour” of $100 million were released.

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Episode 517 - Not So Very Cavallari Jun 02, 2020

Ross and Jessie discuss why Jessie is world famous now because of her viral wine drinking video which has 13 million views, Kristin Cavallari and Jay Cutler are officially getting a divorce, Willie Robertson of “Duck Dynasty” falls victim to drive-by shootings, Ross exclaims his joy for Kim Jong Un’s probable death, the two discuss Dennis Rodman’s showcase in the Jordan documentary “The Last Dance”, Ross shares his runaway police chase story, and the two end the show with Hawaii extending their lockdown until May 31st.

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Episode 516 - I'll Eat The Tidepods Jun 02, 2020

Ross and Jessie discuss how the NFL Draft did not pan out as well as they would have liked it to, Lysol had to release a statement to protect themselves after Trump said that injections of sanitizer were helping people fight coronavirus, Ross is ready to eat Tide Pods, Jessie splits the show with a runaway dog Crime Corner, the two find out what happened to the Men’s Warehouse “You’re gonna like the way you look, I guarantee it” guy, and the two weigh in on the amount of pressure the country is putting on the reopening of Georgia, Tennessee and South Carolina. It better work!

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Episode 515 - Draft Day! Jun 02, 2020

Ross and Jessie discuss why racism wasn’t solved in “Green Book”, Trump weighs in on how opening hair salons and tattoo parlors might be too much right now, Jabes’ childhood crush of Warwick Davis from “Willow” remains a mystery, Jables covers a shot off penis Crime Corner, and the two end the show with going down the John and Lorena Bobbitt rabbithole.

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Episode 514 - Bill Gates Got Hacked? Jun 02, 2020

Ross and Jessie discuss President Trump’s strong and warranted tweet regarding Iranian gunboat aggression, Bill Gates gets hacked and possibly exposed for Coronavirus trouble, Jessie goes down the rabbit hole with Bruce Willis and Demi Moore’s kooky relationship, Julianne Hough digs an increasingly deeper hole regarding her sexuality, Warner Bros is not feeling it with releasing movies in theaters, and Ross ends the show with the 3 year anniversary of Aaron Hernandez’s suicide.

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Episode 513 - Is Kim Jong Un Dead??? Jun 02, 2020

Ross and Jessie discuss why celebrities and Zoom don’t go together, Kim Jong Un is apparently deathly ill, Georgia, South Carolina and Tennessee are set to fully open back up next Monday, Ross and explains why they miss Jeff Dunham, the unfortunate news of the cancellation of Oktoberfest, and Jessie contemplates sending her father toilet paper for his birthday amidst these crazy quarantimes.

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Episode 512 - The Last Dance Jun 02, 2020

Ross and Jessie discuss why masks are getting annoying, Ross unfolds the greatness of the Michael Jordan documentary “The Last Dance”, Amy Schumer changes her child’s name, gyms are starting to close due to lack of memberships, Ross explains why he won’t attend your wedding, and Jessie ends the show with crazy Crime Corner.

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Episode 511 - Dr. Phil Is The REALEST Fake Doctor Jun 02, 2020

Ross and Jessie discuss Michael Bublé elbowing his wife during a livestream, Doctor Phil is under fire for his coronavirus statement and why he shouldn’t be, Ellen Degeneres’ crew is un a uproar about cut in pay, are chefs really as disgusting behind the kitchen door as people think, and Jessie leads out the show with a requested solo.

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Episode 510 - States Are Starting To Revolt Jun 02, 2020

Ross and Jessie discuss the “We want to work” protests happening across the US, talk about PGA and UFC events returning in the coming weeks, why inspirational instagramers need to just stop, Ross explains why he follows people on Instagram who are going to die, and Jessie ends the show with a BOLO Crime Corner.

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Episode 509 - Dr. Fauci Says Sports Can Come Back! Jun 02, 2020

Ross and Jessie discuss Dr. Fauci’s announcement that sports can resume by May, why they didn’t enjoy “Uncut Gems”, Trump creates a board to help ease the US economy back to full steam, Ross talks about the financial trouble movie theaters are in, why an underground bar would be great right now, and the audience learns a little bit more about the old Jessie.

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Episode 508 - Chris Cuomo Trashes CNN Jun 02, 2020

Ross and Jessie discuss just what Benjamin Franklin was doing with those skeletons in his closet, Ross recreates President Lincoln’s death as a Daniel Day Lewis reenactment where he beats John Wilkes Booth up, Chris Cuomo goes scorched earth on CNN, Ross talks about a 5G zombie movie that is actually being created, and the two end the show with Ticketmaster taking no responsibility for refunds for canceled or postponed shows.

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Episode 507 - I'm Over Tiger King Jun 02, 2020

Ross and Jessie discuss why they are completely done with coronavirus restrictions, Jessie has a hangup at the grocery store, why they are done with anything to do with the Tiger King, done with all of the SNL quarantine shows, done with anyone hating on Nicholas Cage, and talk about why buying the $18 million Las Vegas luxury bunker would be advantageous.

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Episode 506 - Joel Osteen Has Risen! Jun 02, 2020

Ross and Jessie discuss how Joel Osteen has really pulled with his Easter Sunday service by inviting Kanye West, Mariah Carey and Tyler Perry on, how Ross is upset by the cancellation of UFC and XFL, the two go through their least favorite accents, Jessie explains her fascination with serial killers and why she reads serial killer novels, Ross judges Tom Brady for his “Tompa Bay” trademark, and Jessie ends the show with a pornographic easter egg Crime Corner.

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Episode 505 - Reporter Asks Trump About Tiger King? Jun 02, 2020

Ross and Jessie discuss the good news of the Coronavirus death toll trending downward as the quarantine continues, peak 2020 is reached when a reporter asks Trump if he is going to give Joe Exotic a pardon from prison, the two analyze the current Presidential Campaign standings, Ross goes down memory lane and tells all about his Fraternity mother, Ma Bailey, and Jessie ends the show with a solo Louisiana redneck Crime Corner. RIP Ma Bailey.

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Episode 504 - Goodbye Bernie Sanders Jun 02, 2020

Ross and Jables start off the show by watching Bernie Sanders drop out of the campaign live, Jessie explains why she loves Kristin Cavallari’s attitude towards her haters, Ross highlights the craziness that is Naomi Watts’ social media, Post Malone officially calls on Ross for a beer pong rematch, Dana White is holding the UFC fights on tribal land in California, and Tom Brady skips pre-season training to work on his marriage with Gisele Bundchen.

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Episode 503 - Wisconsin Don't Give A F**k! Jun 02, 2020

Ross and Jessie discuss how they miss the structure to their days pre-coronavirus, why Dr. Fauci is a national treasure, Dana White possibly buying an island to host their UFC events, how Wisconsin holding its Primary elections shows they don’t give a f**k, wonder what is going to happen with the Democratic Presidential Campaign, and Jables ends the show with a Waffle House boozin’ Crime Corner!

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Episode 502 - Does Ezra Miller Have To Choke A B*tch??? Jun 02, 2020

Ross and Jessie start off the week with Ezra Miller’s viral video of him choking out a girl in a store, the two recap their weekend with their son’s bouncy house party, Ross explains why he almost had to “Ezra Miller” the bouncy house lady, talk about a couple stuck in a perpetual vacation in The Maldives, and Ross ends the show with sporting events to look forward to in the near future.

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Episode 501 - Toosie Slide Tik Tok Jun 02, 2020

Ross and Jessie discuss how Rebecca Black turned hot overnight, why children using Tik Tok will soon pledge their allegiance to China, Ross compares bouncy house people to Joe Exotic, try to explain weird sh*t being found in pipes across America, recommend the best documentaries to watch right now, Jables has the craziest crime corner ever with video and, end the show with the breaking news of Bill Withers’ death.

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Episode 500 - Scott Storch Vs Mannie Fresh Jun 02, 2020

Ross and Jessie celebrate their 500th episode with a special RPR embossed Jameson whiskey, discuss the mania surrounding the Scott Storch vs. Mannie Fresh Beat Battle, the two take a walk down RPR memory lane, talk about how annoying April Fools jokes are, and chat about the acts of kindness being made around the world such as Putin sending masks to the US and Robert Kraft flying his plane to China to pick up 1.2 million N95 masks.

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Episode 499 - Quarantimes Quiz Jun 02, 2020

Ross and Jessie discuss what is going to happen with the cruise ships that are off the coast of Florida, Jessie examines Julianne Hough’s transformation to a little elf boy, the two test each other with the Quarantimes Quiz questionnaire that you can play along with at home with your partner, talk about Wimbledon getting completely canceled, and finish the show with what they miss from pre-Coronavirus times.

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Episode 498 - Stop Eating Bats! Jun 02, 2020

Ross and Jessie chat about why celebrities are becoming irrelevant during the COVID-19 quarantine, discuss Kate McKinnon starring as Carole Baskin in the new “Joe Exotic” scripted tv series, how bats are still being served and eaten in Chinese food markets, Jessie recounts a scary Crime Corner, and Ross explains his excitement for the Michael Jordan documentary “The Last Dance” debuting April 19.

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Episode 497 - Some Good News Jun 02, 2020

Ross and Jessie discuss the canceling of the Khabib vs. Ferguson fight due to coronavirus, discuss Kim Kardashian’s quarantine tweets, how the livestreamed concerts lifted everyone’s spirits, Drake drops a family photo at the oddest time, Ross explains why he has built up an immunity to seltzers, and why there is some good news amidst the coronavirus quarantine.

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Episode 496 - Boris Johnson Goes Down! Jun 02, 2020

Ross and Jessie discuss how Boris Johnson has now tested positive for Coronavirus, why rich celebrities are winning at the COVID-19 quarantine game, why bread making is a surefire sign of underlying depression, the two go through famous last words, discuss what their preferred execution styles are, and why Orbitz always gives you the worst hotel and rental car possible.

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Episode 495 - 3.3 Million Americans Unemployed Jun 02, 2020

Ross and Jessie discuss how Tekashi69, Cosby and Weinstein are trying to use the Coronavirus to get out of prison, discuss how first responders across the country are calling for people to get back to work, the importance of supporting your local businesses during the shutdown, discuss how there are a staggering 3.3 million unemployed Americans, cover Cardi B stupid Instagram video, why every Trader Joe’s is full of sexual energy, and Mickey J Paulk(meth squirrel guy) gets out of jail.

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Episode 494 - Prince Charles Has Coronavirus Jun 02, 2020

Ross and Jessie go live from the bunker and discuss how Prince Charles contracted coronavirus, the difference between normal rich people and annoying rich people, how Governor Cuomo is acting out for his own political interests, discuss the Swiss hotel offering free coronavirus test kits, Ross explains why no local meteorologist is normal, and Jessie ends the show with an exotic animal crime corner in Joe Exotic spirit.

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Episode 493 - The Tiger King Is Pure Insanity Jun 02, 2020

Ross and Jessie recap their binge of the Netflix documentary series Tiger King, explain why celebrities like Madonna don’t need to share their personal lives during the coronavirus outbreak, go through a list of the hottest 60 year old celebrities, talk about the second emerging virus coming out of China, and discuss possible long term ramifications of the COVID-19 induced national shutdown.

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Episode 539 - The Minneapolis Riots May 28, 2020

Ross and Jessie discuss the scrubbed of the SpaceX launch yesterday, riots ensue in Los Angeles as well as Minneapolis following the fallout of George Floyd’s death, Mark Zuckerberg calls out Twitter’s Jack Dorsey by stating he will not limit any of President Trump’s posts on his platforms, Jessie predicted Ellen is a nightmare now that it has come out on magazines, and Apple is funding and distributing the next big Martin Scorcese movie, and Doug Liman has been hired to direct the Tom Cruise outer space movie.
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Episode 538 - The Death of George Floyd May 27, 2020

Ross and Jessie discuss Elon Musk’s baller move of launching his rocket at 4:20 tomorrow, the two talk about the upsetting death of George Floyd in Minneapolis and what can be done about it, the two describe what it would be like getting the “Moon Look” from a man whose been places you will never go like Buzz Aldrin, Twitter labels Donald Trump’s tweets with fact checks and President Trump lashes out at Twitter for doing so, and Jimmy Fallon apologizes for a 20 year old Chris Rock impersonation.
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Episode 537 - Amy Cooper’s Dog May 26, 2020

Ross and Jessie discuss why it felt like being let out of a cage this weekend with the re-opening of restaurants and public spaces, New York woman Amy Cooper is facing backlash after calling the cops on an African-American man asking her to keep her dog on a leash and then proceeds to strangle her dog with the leash, a new petition is making its way around to boot Donald Trump off of Twitter, Ross explains why astronauts need to be more pimpy, and the two talk about how Lauren Lapkus could be the new Jim Carrey.
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Episode 536 - Separate Tables At The Breakfast Club May 22, 2020

Ross and Jessie discuss the re-opening of North Carolina and why it's not what it was cracked up to be, Joe Biden makes a little oopsie live on The Breakfast Club morning show with Charlamagne Tha God, ESPN teases a Tom Brady sports documentary after the immense success of “The Last Dance”, people are raging because state fairs are being canceled, and Jessie was not amused by Las Vegas’ new ad campaign to try to attract tourists during quarantimes.
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Episode 535 - Aunt Becky Pleads Guilty! May 21, 2020

Ross and Jessie discuss the casting of the new “Tiger King” film adaptation including Tara Reid and Nicholas Cage, Lori Loughlin aka. Aunt Becky gets sentenced to 2 months in jail plus a $150,000 fine, Ross explains why most lawyers are a**holes, and Ross talks about why the QAnon religion is becoming more popular in the United States.
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Episode 534 - Joe Rogan Got Paid May 20, 2020

Ross and Jessie discuss Joe Rogan’s multi-million dollar deal with Spotify, fans of American Idol are worried Ryan Seacrest had a stroke live on air while taping the season finale, WWE star Shad Gaspard drowns off of Venice beach while trying to save his son from drowning, and Jessie ends the show with a Melon Head Bandit Crime Corner.
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Episode 533 - Morbidly Obese??? May 19, 2020

Ross and Jessie discuss Nancy Pelosi’s comment about Donald Trump’s “morbid obesity” and warns against taking hydroxychloroquine, Elon Musk hints at moving his Tesla factory to Austin, Texas amidst the strict and neverending coronavirus shutdown in California, bachelorette Hannah Brown gets in trouble for saying the N-word on Instagram Live, and Jessie goes through a list of weird and somewhat disappointing names actors had before fame.
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Episode 532 - Hope Of A Vaccine? May 18, 2020

Ross and Jessie discuss why Jessie wants to live on 30,000 acres of land after finishing season 1 of “Yellowstone”, why Ross was left depressed after the finale of “The Last Dance”, the two talk about the latest COVID-19 vaccine that is showing promise, Chuck E. Cheese was caught selling their pizza under a different name on Grubhub, Pasqually’s Pizza & Wings, and they finished the show discussing Donald Trump’s hilarious campaign ads that lampoon Joe Biden.
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Episode 531 - Ransom For Lady Gaga! May 15, 2020

Ross and Jessie discuss why it is impossible for adult men to watch Tik Tok, hackers seize 756 gigabytes of legal documents held at a $21 million ransom belonging to Facebook, Madonna, Lady Gaga, Elton John, LeBron James and others, Jessie explains why bringing food to 3rd world communities is hurting the local economy, and the two end the show with discussing why inviting Greta Thunberg on to the CNN Coronavirus Panel backfired on them.
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Episode 530 - Greta Thunberg Will Save Us Tonight May 14, 2020

Ross and Jessie discuss why inviting Greta Thunberg onto the CNN Coronavirus Panel is not the brightest idea, Jessie goes through a round of “Do you remember” songs from the 2000’s with Ross inspired by the recent Tik Tok movement, the two share their weird celebrity encounters including Woody Harrelson and David Herman from “Office Space”, and Ross is really curious about the new #Obamagate that has been gaining steam on social media.
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Episode 529 - California Should Be It's Own Country May 13, 2020

Ross and Jessie discuss why the saying “Walking my dog on the beach” has a double meaning, Ross predicts turmoil in California amidst the recent news of a 3 month lockdown extension, the two figure out new ways to monetize people’s foot fetishes on Instagram, and Howard Stern’s recent rant towards Trump supporters has his listeners angry.
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Episode 528 - Cuomo In The Streets, Fauci In The Sheets May 12, 2020

Ross and Jessie discuss why Jessie is Cuomo in the streets and Fauci in the sheets, what is going to happen for homeschooling parents if classes don’t return in the fall, Ross fantasises about being able to hit the road and record live from an RV, and the two talk about Disney buying “Hamilton” for $75 million.
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Episode 527 - The Red Lobster Riots May 11, 2020

Ross and Jessie discuss the success of Dana White’s UFC 249 event, hundreds of people riot at a Red Lobster in Pennsylvania after closing during operating hours, Barstool Sports’ Dave Portnoy pulls off the biggest troll ever by paying $250k for charity to watch baseball with Roger Goodell, students are wanting their money back after the disappointing experience of Zoom classes, people are masturbating in Ikeas across the world, and Tekashi 6ix9ine released GOOBA that has already allotted 97 million views on Youtube.
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Episode 526 - RIP Souplantation May 08, 2020

Ross and Jessie discuss the sad news of Souplantation closing their doors, Megyn Kelly lands an interview with Joe Biden sexual assault accuser Tara Reade, the two go through the unfortunate shooting of Ahmaud Arbery in Brunswick, Georgia, and Robert DeNiro not only wants Governor Cuomo to be President but wants to play him in a movie as well.
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Episode 525 - Earl Thomas And His Brother Seem Fun May 07, 2020

Ross and Jessie discuss why the girls who act like bros were lied to, Ross dives into the crazy Earl Thomas orgy story, a manicurist in Kiawah Island calmly says her last words while being eaten by an alligator, the two give their thoughts on Michelle Obama’s new Netflix documentary “Becoming”, a Georgia man needs justice after being shot by police while jogging, and Ross and Jessie define what a HUSBAND/WIFE is.
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Episode 524 - Ruth Bader Ginsburg Still Alive? May 06, 2020

Ross and Jessie discuss how rage is keeping Ruth Bader Ginsberg alive, Netflix releases a new Michelle Obama series, Adele’s new looks raises questions about her previous marriage, Elon Musk and Tom Cruise are gearing up to shoot a movie in outer space, Ross shows Jessie a viral video of a monkey on a motorcycle stealing a baby, and Jessie ends the show with Ross’ favorite crime corner involving a runaway 5 year old boy in a stolen car!
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Episode 523 - Cinco De Hold The Mayo May 05, 2020

Amidst a police chase outside the studio, Ross and Jessie discuss the level of scrutiny on Michael Jordan’s life highlighted in the “Last Dance”, talk about the wonderful Wilmington Chick Fil A employee that has gotten a lot of national praise for his positive attitude, Ross discusses the circumstances in which he would ask to join Joe Rogan for a show, and Jessie highlights how she would like to spend her evening.
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Episode 522 - May The Fourth Be With You May 04, 2020

Ross and Jessie discuss why it was weird watching the virtual Kentucky Derby, murder bees are on the loose in the Southern United States, despite what the news tells you, Kim Jong Un is definitely dead, Ross and Jessie discuss movies they grew up on, and Ross feels that things are starting to return back to normal. May the Fourth be with you!
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Episode 521 - Mika Brzezinski Goes All In May 01, 2020

Ross and Jessie discuss why seeing celebrities without makeup will ruin your day, Joe Biden is is in even deeper s**t over sexual allegations after his rough interview with Mika Brzezinski, Jessie tells us why career politicians are odd in person, Jessie has a food-inspired quarantine meltdown, Drake’s new mixtape does not dress to impress, and Trevor Noah bashes Elon Musk over his quarantine comments.
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Episode 520 - I'm At The End Of My Queue Apr 30, 2020

Ross and Jessie discuss why some d**k pics just don’t need to exist, what happens when the two run to the end of their Netflix queues, Hillary Clinton is lurking and she just won’t go away, Jessie wonders how two stand-up comedians stay married, and she ends the show with a “How I Met Your Mother” Crime Corner.
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Episode 519 - Elon Musk Wants To FREE AMERICA NOW Apr 29, 2020

Ross and Jessie discuss Elon Musk’s comment “Free America Now” and the heat he is under for tweeting it, Jessie releases the breaking news that her new daddy is Kevin Costner, the two discuss how coloring up could make or break someone’s career as a public figure, Jay-Z sues youtube over a Deep Fake involving his voice, and the two end the show by discussing the craziness that is Facebook right now.
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Episode 518 - UFO's Proven By The Pentagon Apr 28, 2020

Ross and Jessie discuss how “Bad Education” has now proven Hugh Jackman’s true sexuality, Jessie still doesn’t believe UFOs are real despite the Pentagon’s latest released footage, Peter Weber and Kelly Flanagan from “The Bachelor” are fully dating, Post Malone holds an awesome Nirvana Livestream Fundraiser, Howard Stern Endorses Joe Biden, Michelle Obama releases a doc at an interesting and opportunistic time, and studio executives are rethinking where they are releasing movies in the future after the streaming sales numbers of “Trolls World Tour” of $100 million were released.
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Episode 517 - Not So Very Cavallari Apr 27, 2020

Ross and Jessie discuss why Jessie is world famous now because of her viral wine drinking video which has 13 million views, Kristin Cavallari and Jay Cutler are officially getting a divorce, Willie Robertson of “Duck Dynasty” falls victim to drive-by shootings, Ross exclaims his joy for Kim Jong Un’s probable death, the two discuss Dennis Rodman’s showcase in the Jordan documentary “The Last Dance”, Ross shares his runaway police chase story, and the two end the show with Hawaii extending their lockdown until May 31st.
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Episode 516 - I'll Eat The Tidepods Apr 24, 2020

Ross and Jessie discuss how the NFL Draft did not pan out as well as they would have liked it to, Lysol had to release a statement to protect themselves after Trump said that injections of sanitizer were helping people fight coronavirus, Ross is ready to eat Tide Pods, Jessie splits the show with a runaway dog Crime Corner, the two find out what happened to the Men’s Warehouse “You’re gonna like the way you look, I guarantee it” guy, and the two weigh in on the amount of pressure the country is putting on the reopening of Georgia, Tennessee and South Carolina. It better work!
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Episode 515 - Draft Day! Apr 23, 2020

Ross and Jessie discuss why racism wasn’t solved in “Green Book”, Trump weighs in on how opening hair salons and tattoo parlors might be too much right now, Jabes’ childhood crush of Warwick Davis from “Willow” remains a mystery, Jables covers a shot off penis Crime Corner, and the two end the show with going down the John and Lorena Bobbitt rabbithole.
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Episode 514 - Bill Gates Got Hacked? Apr 22, 2020

Ross and Jessie discuss President Trump’s strong and warranted tweet regarding Iranian gunboat aggression, Bill Gates gets hacked and possibly exposed for Coronavirus trouble, Jessie goes down the rabbit hole with Bruce Willis and Demi Moore’s kooky relationship, Julianne Hough digs an increasingly deeper hole regarding her sexuality, Warner Bros is not feeling it with releasing movies in theaters, and Ross ends the show with the 3 year anniversary of Aaron Hernandez’s suicide.
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Episode 513 - Is Kim Jong Un Dead??? Apr 21, 2020

Ross and Jessie discuss why celebrities and Zoom don’t go together, Kim Jong Un is apparently deathly ill, Georgia, South Carolina and Tennessee are set to fully open back up next Monday, Ross and explains why they miss Jeff Dunham, the unfortunate news of the cancellation of Oktoberfest, and Jessie contemplates sending her father toilet paper for his birthday amidst these crazy quarantimes.
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Episode 512 - The Last Dance Apr 20, 2020

Ross and Jessie discuss why masks are getting annoying, Ross unfolds the greatness of the Michael Jordan documentary “The Last Dance”, Amy Schumer changes her child’s name, gyms are starting to close due to lack of memberships, Ross explains why he won’t attend your wedding, and Jessie ends the show with crazy Crime Corner.
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Episode 511 - Dr. Phil Is The REALEST Fake Doctor Apr 17, 2020

Ross and Jessie discuss Michael Bublé elbowing his wife during a livestream, Doctor Phil is under fire for his coronavirus statement and why he shouldn’t be, Ellen Degeneres’ crew is un a uproar about cut in pay, are chefs really as disgusting behind the kitchen door as people think, and Jessie leads out the show with a requested solo.
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Episode 510 - States Are Starting To Revolt Apr 16, 2020

Ross and Jessie discuss the “We want to work” protests happening across the US, talk about PGA and UFC events returning in the coming weeks, why inspirational instagramers need to just stop, Ross explains why he follows people on Instagram who are going to die, and Jessie ends the show with a BOLO Crime Corner. expressvpn.com/drinkinbros
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Episode 509 - Dr. Fauci Says Sports Can Come Back! Apr 15, 2020

Ross and Jessie discuss Dr. Fauci’s announcement that sports can resume by May, why they didn’t enjoy “Uncut Gems”, Trump creates a board to help ease the US economy back to full steam, Ross talks about the financial trouble movie theaters are in, why an underground bar would be great right now, and the audience learns a little bit more about the old Jessie.
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Episode 508 - Chris Cuomo Trashes CNN Apr 14, 2020

Ross and Jessie discuss just what Benjamin Franklin was doing with those skeletons in his closet, Ross recreates President Lincoln’s death as a Daniel Day Lewis reenactment where he beats John Wilkes Booth up, Chris Cuomo goes scorched earth on CNN, Ross talks about a 5G zombie movie that is actually being created, and the two end the show with Ticketmaster taking no responsibility for refunds for canceled or postponed shows.
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Episode 507 - I'm Over Tiger King Apr 13, 2020

Ross and Jessie discuss why they are completely done with coronavirus restrictions, Jessie has a hangup at the grocery store, why they are done with anything to do with the Tiger King, done with all of the SNL quarantine shows, done with anyone hating on Nicholas Cage, and talk about why buying the $18 million Las Vegas luxury bunker would be advantageous.
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Episode 506 - Joel Osteen Has Risen! Apr 10, 2020

Ross and Jessie discuss how Joel Osteen has really pulled with his Easter Sunday service by inviting Kanye West, Mariah Carey and Tyler Perry on, how Ross is upset by the cancellation of UFC and XFL, the two go through their least favorite accents, Jessie explains her fascination with serial killers and why she reads serial killer novels, Ross judges Tom Brady for his “Tompa Bay” trademark, and Jessie ends the show with a pornographic easter egg Crime Corner.
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Episode 505 - Reporter Asks Trump About Tiger King? Apr 09, 2020

Ross and Jessie discuss the good news of the Coronavirus death toll trending downward as the quarantine continues, peak 2020 is reached when a reporter asks Trump if he is going to give Joe Exotic a pardon from prison, the two analyze the current Presidential Campaign standings, Ross goes down memory lane and tells all about his Fraternity mother, Ma Bailey, and Jessie ends the show with a solo Louisiana redneck Crime Corner. RIP Ma Bailey.
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Episode 504 - Goodbye Bernie Sanders Apr 08, 2020

Ross and Jables start off the show by watching Bernie Sanders drop out of the campaign live, Jessie explains why she loves Kristin Cavallari’s attitude towards her haters, Ross highlights the craziness that is Naomi Watts’ social media, Post Malone officially calls on Ross for a beer pong rematch, Dana White is holding the UFC fights on tribal land in California, and Tom Brady skips pre-season training to work on his marriage with Gisele Bundchen.
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Episode 503 - Wisconsin Don't Give A F**k! Apr 07, 2020

Ross and Jessie discuss how they miss the structure to their days pre-coronavirus, why Dr. Fauci is a national treasure, Dana White possibly buying an island to host their UFC events, how Wisconsin holding its Primary elections shows they don’t give a f**k, wonder what is going to happen with the Democratic Presidential Campaign, and Jables ends the show with a Waffle House boozin’ Crime Corner!
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Episode 502 - Does Ezra Miller Have To Choke A B*tch??? Apr 06, 2020

Ross and Jessie start off the week with Ezra Miller’s viral video of him choking out a girl in a store, the two recap their weekend with their son’s bouncy house party, Ross explains why he almost had to “Ezra Miller” the bouncy house lady, talk about a couple stuck in a perpetual vacation in The Maldives, and Ross ends the show with sporting events to look forward to in the near future.
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Episode 501 - Toosie Slide Tik Tok Apr 03, 2020

Ross and Jessie discuss how Rebecca Black turned hot overnight, why children using Tik Tok will soon pledge their allegiance to China, Ross compares bouncy house people to Joe Exotic, try to explain weird sh*t being found in pipes across America, recommend the best documentaries to watch right now, Jables has the craziest crime corner ever with video and, end the show with the breaking news of Bill Withers’ death.
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Episode 500 - Scott Storch Vs Mannie Fresh Apr 02, 2020

Ross and Jessie celebrate their 500th episode with a special RPR embossed Jameson whiskey, discuss the mania surrounding the Scott Storch vs. Mannie Fresh Beat Battle, the two take a walk down RPR memory lane, talk about how annoying April Fools jokes are, and chat about the acts of kindness being made around the world such as Putin sending masks to the US and Robert Kraft flying his plane to China to pick up 1.2 million N95 masks.
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Episode 499 - Quarantimes Quiz Apr 01, 2020

Ross and Jessie discuss what is going to happen with the cruise ships that are off the coast of Florida, Jessie examines Julianne Hough’s transformation to a little elf boy, the two test each other with the Quarantimes Quiz questionnaire that you can play along with at home with your partner, talk about Wimbledon getting completely canceled, and finish the show with what they miss from pre-Coronavirus times.
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Episode 498 - Stop Eating Bats! Mar 31, 2020

Ross and Jessie chat about why celebrities are becoming irrelevant during the COVID-19 quarantine, discuss Kate McKinnon starring as Carole Baskin in the new “Joe Exotic” scripted tv series, how bats are still being served and eaten in Chinese food markets, Jessie recounts a scary Crime Corner, and Ross explains his excitement for the Michael Jordan documentary “The Last Dance” debuting April 19.
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Episode 497 - Some Good News Mar 30, 2020

Ross and Jessie discuss the canceling of the Khabib vs. Ferguson fight due to coronavirus, discuss Kim Kardashian’s quarantine tweets, how the livestreamed concerts lifted everyone’s spirits, Drake drops a family photo at the oddest time, Ross explains why he has built up an immunity to seltzers, and why there is some good news amidst the coronavirus quarantine.
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Episode 496 - Boris Johnson Goes Down! Mar 27, 2020

Ross and Jessie discuss how Boris Johnson has now tested positive for Coronavirus, why rich celebrities are winning at the COVID-19 quarantine game, why bread making is a surefire sign of underlying depression, the two go through famous last words, discuss what their preferred execution styles are, and why Orbitz always gives you the worst hotel and rental car possible.
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Episode 495 - 3.3 Million Americans Unemployed Mar 26, 2020

Ross and Jessie discuss how Tekashi69, Cosby and Weinstein are trying to use the Coronavirus to get out of prison, discuss how first responders across the country are calling for people to get back to work, the importance of supporting your local businesses during the shutdown, discuss how there are a staggering 3.3 million unemployed Americans, cover Cardi B stupid Instagram video, why every Trader Joe’s is full of sexual energy, and Mickey J Paulk(meth squirrel guy) gets out of jail.
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Episode 494 - Prince Charles Has Coronavirus Mar 25, 2020

Ross and Jessie go live from the bunker and discuss how Prince Charles contracted coronavirus, the difference between normal rich people and annoying rich people, how Governor Cuomo is acting out for his own political interests, discuss the Swiss hotel offering free coronavirus test kits, Ross explains why no local meteorologist is normal, and Jessie ends the show with an exotic animal crime corner in Joe Exotic spirit.
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Episode 493 - The Tiger King Is Pure Insanity Mar 24, 2020

Ross and Jessie recap their binge of the Netflix documentary series Tiger King, explain why celebrities like Madonna don’t need to share their personal lives during the coronavirus outbreak, go through a list of the hottest 60 year old celebrities, talk about the second emerging virus coming out of China, and discuss possible long term ramifications of the COVID-19 induced national shutdown.
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Episode 492 - The Quarantine 15 (pounds) Mar 23, 2020

Ross and Jessie go live and discuss why the Quarantine 15 pound is real, are psychics delusional or based in reality, the hype surrounding Tiger King Netflix documentary, how the magic of Fantasy Island shaped Ross as a kid, and the two say a final farewell to the legend Kenny Rogers.
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Episode 491 - California Is SHUT DOWN Mar 20, 2020

Ross and Jessie are live discussing the complete state SHUTDOWN of California and New York with governors from PA, OH, and NJ scheduled to make announcements in an hour. Jessie talks about her parents in California, we discuss Evangeline Lilly not giving an f**k and whether or not other Americans will either after a certain amount of time.
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Episode 490 - Imagine... Being That Out Of Touch Mar 19, 2020

Ross and Jables react to the cringy celebrity “Imagine” sing-off, discuss that a Cats movie cut with CGI buttholes exists, recreate “Walking In Memphis” as “Walking In Wuhan” in light of the Coronavirus spirit and end the show with a Crime Corner covering a German crossbow sex cult. Stay tuned for the Cats Movie Butthole cut screening!
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Episode 489 - Has Cabin Fever Set In?? Mar 18, 2020

Ross and Jessie discuss whether or not cabin fever has set in, why all of Ross' friends are texting pics of guns, the show is broken into by President Trump, what Ross and Jessie wish they hoarded more of, the Reddit conspiracy of Oprah and Tom Hanks, and why Matthew McConaughey has the best Instagram in town.
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Episode 488 - Jared Leto Didn't Know??? Mar 17, 2020

Ross and Jessie discuss how Jared Leto just found out about the Coronavirus, how everyone has that one best friend who will survive an apocalypse, why Ross almost had to almost take out of an old lady at the liquor store last night after a coughing fit, and why the coronavirus definitely IS a Chinese virus.
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Episode 487 - The Schools Are CLOSED Mar 16, 2020

Ross and Jessie discuss what's unfolding in the world from the corona bunker amidst school closings, stock market crashes and toilet paper shortages, Ross wonders who's going to be the next Jonas Salk and the two discuss why Italian refugees are fleeing to China of all places! One thing is for certain though, Kid Rock doesn’t care!
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Episode 486 - Trump Declares National Emergency Mar 13, 2020

Ross and Jessie discuss Trump's Declaration of a national emergency for the Coronavirus, Ross tells the craziest story about him and Post Malone playing nude beer pong until 4am yesterday, and Jessie orders all the wrong types of food for a "Corona And Chill" party.
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Episode 485 - Are We In A Ghost Town??? Mar 11, 2020

Ross and Jessie are live in Austin, Texas as SXSW has been cancelled and the city has been shut down on the eve of Ross' elusive Post Malone interview... that has been pushed yet again. We also talk about Alex Jones getting arrested for a DWI, why Jessie thinks drugs are being hidden, and Ross gives himself the Revolutionary Figure Of The Day finally!!!
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Episode 484 - Love Is Blind Mar 09, 2020

Ross and Jessie discuss the "Love Is Blind" reunion show from Netflix that has completely taken over, Ross rages about a man who is BBQ competition judge, and Jessie laughs off "International Women's Day".
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Episode 483 - Joe Biden's Huge Comeback Mar 06, 2020

Ross and Jessie discuss all the fallout from Super Tuesday including Joe Biden's huge comeback from the dead, how the DNC is trying to take down Bernie Sanders, why Elizabeth Warren needs to drop out ASAP, why Biden and Bernie might have to pick VP's before the convention, the reason behind delaying the new James Bond film, and how Amazon is trying to kill off every major publisher.
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Episode 482 - Ross Has The Coronavirus! Mar 04, 2020

Ross and Jessie discuss Ross' impending death from the Coronavirus which he believes he has contracted causing him to rethink his life, the stunning on air death of James Lipton leads Jeables and Ross into an impromptu Actors Studio questionnaire by Bernard Pivot, they ponder over questions that might be answered on Super Tuesday including why Pete Buttigieg dropped out, and we also have a loving tribute to Trader Joe... who Ross thinks invented 2 Buck Chuck.
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Episode 481 - Garth Brooks For Bernie??? Mar 02, 2020

Ross and Jessie discuss people getting mad at Garth Brooks for wearing a Barry Sanders jersey, how Garth is a must see show and he will fly over your face, Gwyneth Paltrow wearing a $100 Coronavirus mask, how Jeff Goldblum tried to steal Ross' girlfriend from him, and Jessie has a cold and accidentally drinks syrup before going on air,
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Episode 480 - If You Go Down, THEY Go Down Feb 28, 2020

Ross and Jessie discuss why this is the worst season of "The Bachelor" ever, freinds living in the same house after the age of 40, how many people Ross would like to murder if Jessie dies, the mystery of the singer Duffy and why she disappeared, and Jables is back with an all new "Crime Corner"! Tonight gets weird!
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Episode 479 - Harvey Weinstein Convicted! Feb 26, 2020

Ross and Jessie discuss Harvey Weinstein's conviction, what it means for his LA case that is still pending, and whether or not he will ever get out of jail. We also chat about Bernie Sanders dominance in the primaries and who the VP candidate suggested in new polls is.
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Episode 478 - The Indigo Child Test Feb 24, 2020

Ross and Jessie discuss the new liberals that have taken over the Democratic party and why they hate Bernie Sanders, the new conspiracy theory that Anthony Bourdain died from stranglebation, and Ross take the "Indigo Child Test" live on air... and Jessie is pissed about the results. Take the quiz along with us and let us know if you are one.
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Episode 477 - Dorkcore Feb 21, 2020

Ross and Jessie discuss why there should be a reverse age limit for the Tik Tok app, Steven Speilberg's daughter becoming a porn star, Drew Carey's ex-fiance being murdered in Hollywood along with Pop Smoke, why a county in New York is trying to prevent cigs inside, and the police chief who got fired and walked out of the station in his underwear.
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Episode 476 - To Recline Or Not Recline? Feb 19, 2020

Ross and Jessie answer the internet firestorm debate on whether or not it's appropriate to recline your seat in coach, the Boyscouts going bankrupt over pedophilia payouts, how Mayor Bloomberg has now officially bought his way into the Democratic Debate, Jables does TWO "Crime Corners", and we take questions from the listeners.
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Episode 475 - Exspecially Happy Valentimes Day (spelled correctly) Feb 17, 2020

Ross and Jessie discuss things you hide from people while dating and expose AFTER marriage, what it's like when a buddy of your's has IBS, the Rose McGowan vs Natalie Portman feud, Ross' thoughts on the new Billie Eillish James Bond theme song, the new hatred for Billy Bush, and our thoughts on the new "Strangers Things" trailer.
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Episode 474 - Hillary Clinton Stole My Credit Card! Feb 14, 2020

Ross and Jessie get involved in a true crime scenario live on air with Bank Of America as Ross finds out that someone has stolen the Drinkin' Bros Podcast credit card to donate money to Hillary Clinton. Immediate call-ins to Dan Hollaway and Jarred Taylor ensue as things spiral out into chaos. It's a classic "who-dun-it" with a surprising twist.
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Episode 473 - Age Of Celebrity Is Dead Feb 12, 2020

Ross and Jessie discuss why the Oscars no longer matter to people and why last night's show was the lowest rated of all time, how Eminem's comeback wasn't that great, updates on running for school board and the madness that has taken place, fashion shows hiring Pornhub models for the runway, and Jables finishes 3rd in the rib cookoff.
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Episode 472 - Oscar Prediction Show! Feb 10, 2020

Ross and Jessie discuss her return to cook-off competitions, Ross predicts every single Oscar winner and why it's the people campaigning that matter the most, why Bachelor Pete should just pick Kelly and get it over with, why you shouldn't every marry someone in your early 20's, the last Democratic Debate and why no one is watching, how John Mayer has a hammer on him and his body count is high, and why Ross reluctantly gives Kirk Douglas the Revolutionary Figure Of The Day.
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Episode 471 - 45 Got Acquitted Feb 07, 2020

Ross and Jessie discuss Donald Trump getting acquitted, Ross goes on a Mit Romney epic rant, we go on a Karaoke bender, Gayle King's bullsh*t interview involving Kobe Bryant and Lisa Leslie, an Oscar voter's "real" thoughts on who should win this weekend which are ruthless, and Jables is back with an all new "Crime Corner"!
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Episode 470 - Jables Loses The Super Bowl Feb 05, 2020

Ross and Jessie discuss her loss in the "Neighborhood Chili Cookoff" and why she may never compete again, Ross' preseason call of the Kansas City Chiefs winning it all, Shakira and J-Lo's epic halftime performance, the closing of Jessie's beloved Earth Fare stores across the nation, and G-Eazy making out with Meghan Thee Stallion and how it ruined Black History month.
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Episode 469 - Sunrise, Sunset, Country Music Feb 03, 2020

Ross and Jessie discuss age and the effect it has on rappers, why Ross calls his friends instead of texting, how many DM's is too much, how the Donald Trump impeachment is over, the school in Ohio where 600 kids called in sick, and why Loretta Lynn says country music is dead.
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Episode 468 - The Chocolate Seagull Jan 31, 2020

Ross and Jessie discuss the "real" Super Bowl for Ross vs the "real" Super Bowl for Jessie, Jessica Simpson's not-so-sober return to tv after writing a book about sobriety, whether or not a threesome is good for work relations, updates on the Harvey Weinstein trial, and the new sexual position that no one asked for: The Chocolate Seagull.
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Episode 467 - RIP Kobe Bryant Jan 29, 2020

Ross and Jessie discuss the death of one of Ross' idols, Kobe Bryant. They also chat about the Grammy's and why Jables isn't surprised that the Corona virus came from China.
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Episode 466 - Being Groped By TSA Jan 27, 2020

Ross and Jessie discuss Ross getting into a confrontation at the Las Vegas Airport for getting groped by a male TSA member, Jessie get mobbed in Vegas, the new Hillary Clinton and Taylor Swift docs in Sundance, and Jessica Simpson asking people to spellcheck her tweets.
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Episode 465 - Welcome To Drinkin' Broettes! Jan 23, 2020

Ross sits down with Jessie and her new co-host Tiffany Hart on our spin-off show Drinkin' Broettes. Tonight we play one of our favorite Broettes shows. Subscribe on Itunes!
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Episode 464 - Jessie Gets Famous Jan 20, 2020

Ross and Jessie discuss Jessie's new fame with the explosion of her show Drinkin' Broettes, the weird ethnicity focus on The Bachelor, kids getting prescribed human growth hormone to perform in sports, the new Aaron Hernandez doc on Netflix, and the recent Rock N' Roll Hall Of Fame inductees.
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Episode 463 - A DUI At Outback Steakhouse Jan 17, 2020

Ross and Jessie do shots live on air of "Jessie's choice" to celebrate Jessie's the debut of Jessie's new show "Drinkin' Broettes", discuss Dina Lohan fleeing an Outback Steakhouse during a date with a younger man after a hit and run, Vince Vaughn getting cancelled for sitting with President Trump at the National Championship, and Prince Harry pitching the head of Disney for her wife to do voice overs.
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Episode 462 - Oscars So Male??? Jan 15, 2020

Ross and Jessie discuss the recent outcry of the Oscars being "too male", their upcoming trip to Vegas and why Jessie wants to go to a Guy Fieri restaurant and get nachos, Jessie's new show coming out today, Cory Booker dropping out of the Democratic race, Oscar snubs, and Prince Harry's independence.
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Episode 461 - Having Sex To Your Own Music??? Jan 13, 2020

Ross and Jessie discuss why Neo has sex to his own music, Jessie talks about her new spinoff show Drinkin' Broettes debuting tonight, Ross wants a Jesus bust of his head, foods that shouldn't be impossible "meatless", why Ross doesn't use a bidet, how California is trying to prescribe their own drugs, and Mac Miller has a final album dropping next week.
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Drinkin' Broettes Podcast Trailer Jan 13, 2020

This all female spin-off of the popular Drinkin' Bros Podcast features military SERE Specialist Tiffany Hart and comedian Jessie Wiseman dishing about sex, anti-feminism, and pop culture. This one is for the ladies. Subscribe on Monday night at 8pm EST! Video show will be on the Drinkin' Bros Podcast YouTube page.
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Episode 460 - #Megxit Jan 10, 2020

Ross and Jessie discuss the 7 year old German kid that's being labeled the "Pre-school Picasso", Meghan Markle and Prince Harry leaving England, why Jessie used to only date drummers and dirtbags, what Time magazine now thinks about impeachment, Jables is back in 2020 with an all new "Crime Corner", and we go into "Overtime".
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Episode 459 - Life Is A Highway Jan 08, 2020

Ross and Jessie discuss the changing of seasons from football season to the Bachelor season, Jessie announces her new spinoff show Drinkin' Broette's starting next week, Ross breaks down why men cheat with ugly women, the end of Rascal Flatts as a band and why "Life Is A Highway" should have never been covered.
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Episode 458 - Ricky Gervais Goes Scorched Earth! Jan 06, 2020

Ross and Jessie drop an EMERGENCY SHOW to discuss Ricky Gervais going scorched earth at the Golden Globes last night. The curtain was pulled back and it was magical.
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Episode 457 - Dear Rose McGowan... Jan 06, 2020

Ross and Jessie discuss Rose McGowan's ridiculous "Dear Iran" tweet, the killing of Qasem Soleimani, Ross' crazy Delta flight experience which was live tweeted, how Ross left poop in the bed as a thank you to the Omni hotel in Atlanta, why Rage Against The Machine is getting Ross and Jessie out of "Coachella retirement", the Kevin Hart documentary on Netflix, and Jessie has a special song to welcome you into the New Year.
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Episode 456 - The 2019 Year In Review! Dec 30, 2019

Ross and Jessie recap their biggest news and pop culture stories of the year as well as do a rapid fire for the decade, and you know Jables had to give you one last Crime Corner for the 2010's! We'll be back January 6th!
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Episode 455 - Millennials VS Okay Boomers Dec 23, 2019

Ross and Jessie discuss their child asking for weird gifts for Christmas and what you should do, the millennials vs OK Boomer debate, the leaked A$AP Rocky sex tape, Ross challenges 20 year-olds to shots, Steph Curry's d**k pics and the surprise of his hog, Ross goes back and interviews Alex Jones, and what the hell is "Krampus?"
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Episode 454 - The Banger Sister Dec 18, 2019

Ross and Jessie discusses why it's important to praise yourself, the magic of Jon Favreau living out his best life with baby Yoda and food, why it's next to impossible to make a cooking show sexy, the weird disease called "Imposter Syndrome", and Jessie discusses her 'Banger Sister' that is patiently waiting to be with her for eternity.
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Episode 453 - Happy Pine Cone Day! Dec 16, 2019

Ross and Jessie rejoice over their made up holiday "Pine Cone Day" which happens every December 16th, the legend of Jimmy Tree Legs, why your family isn't safe around Jimmy Tree Legs, Jables is making pine cone pie, Ross shares his hatred for Greta Thunberg, Jables shares her two worst favorite murderers, and why every man needs a try out a crazy Florida woman.
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Episode 452 - Articles Of Impeachment Dec 13, 2019

Ross and Jessie discuss the articles of impeachment brought against President Trump and why it will fail, Santa leaving sausage for families this year, the porn star who cancelled an interview on Ross due to a brutal sex scene the night before, stupid medical studies that are a complete waste of money, the disappointing ending to 'Silicon Valley', women directors mad at not getting nominated for the Golden Globes, and Nick Cannon's diss track about Eminem.
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Episode 451 - A Streep Car Named Desire Dec 11, 2019

Ross and Jessie discuss Jables first attempt at smoking ribs and pork butt, Lizzo's a** hanging out of her dress during the Lakers game, why being in the chorus was a dream for Ross in high school, why we hate Meryl Streep, why we should watch the upcoming movie "Cats" on drugs and livestream it, and we break down the 2020 Golden Globe nominations.
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Episode 450 - Banana Duct Taped To The Wall Dec 09, 2019

Ross and Jessie discuss Jables scary new obsession with the Royal family, the "four handed massage", the death of the Hollywood bombshell, why people are getting raped in Ubers, Jay Z turns 50 years old, the banana duct taped to a wall that sold for $120,000 at Art Basel in Miami, why no one needs a $6 tube of chapstick, and we break down the magic of "Hanks"Giving.
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Episode 449 - Timberlake Getting Handsy! Dec 06, 2019

Ross and Jessie discuss Billie Eilish getting $25 million from Apple for her documentary, the world leaders caught on camera gossiping about Trump, Joel Osteen and Kanye West going on tour together opening up at Yankee Stadium, the white van hoax that Jessie wishes she were apart of, and Justin Timberlake apologizing for getting handsy with his new co-star.
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Episode 448 - Perineum Sunning Dec 04, 2019

Ross and Jessie discuss the fad of "perineum sunning" and how actor Josh Brolin burned his "pucker hole", the honest review of the Martin Scorsese movie "The Irishman" and Shia LeBeauf's movie "The Peanut Butter Falcon", what it means that Kamala Harris left the Democratic race for President, Gabrielle Union getting fired by Simon Cowell, the Pelaton ad that shocked a nation, and redemption for Jar-Jar Binks!
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Episode 447 - Christmas Is Already Here! Nov 28, 2019

Ross and Jessie discuss the late date of Thanksgiving causing Christmas to be rushed in, the amount of toilet time you use after Turkey Day, Jables goes hard against Planet Fitness, Jessie gets a Traeger Grill and smokes her first turkey, Ross gears up for his run in politics, the genius of Martin Scorsese, and why Ross is finally over caring about seeing films in actual theaters.
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Episode 446 - Jessie's Super Bowl Is Thanksgiving Nov 27, 2019

Ross and Jessie discuss the death of the Australian koala "Lewis", Gwyneth Paltrow's ridiculous Christmas list, why Thanksgiving is Jessie's Super Bowl, how white Coldplay has finally turned into the political band you now hate, and how now Uber wants to record every single ride they pick up.
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Episode 445 - Do You Remember That One Time? Nov 25, 2019

Ross takes a trip down memory lane as he sits down with his college best friend Ryan Rextis to discuss the "hamster story" never told, why everyone usually says college is the best time in their life, being locked in a room for 23 and a half hours during Hell Week, what fraternity hazing is really like and sadly why the Greek system is dead, taking a dump in a Wendy's Frosty cup, and why putting a full couch inside a shower is the greatest thing on earth.
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Episode 444 - #MethWeAreOnIT Nov 22, 2019

Ross and Jessie discuss "Shart Gate" involving Eric Swalwell's epic fart live on air with Chris Matthews, the North Dakota campaign "Meth We Are On It", Jessie actually partying last night, the “Get Woke Go Broke” slogan that Hollywood Executives are saying behind closed doors, Elizabeth Banks saying that her new Charlie’s Angels movie tanking is reinforcement that men won’t pay to see women in action movies, and Post Malone renting out Hooters at 10am in Hollywood yesterday to celebrate life and the end of his tour.
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Episode 443 - That One Disgusting Friend Nov 20, 2019

Ross and Jessie welcome that one disgusting friend to the show; Jarred Taylor. They discuss his sex life, why you can't just take random girls on vacation, the one that got away, a "Trainwreck" reality show idea involving 3 layovers, a donkey ride, and a train. Buckle up for this one, it's exactly what you hoped for.
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Episode 442 - Green VS Blue Text Messages? Nov 18, 2019

Ross and Jessie discuss why he desperately wants the old school Motorola RAZR flip phone that is about to be re-released, why Apple users shame you on your text message colors and why green or blue matters to people, why Ross thinks Steve Jobs is actually alive and is secretly used as a hologram, why NBC, ABC, and CBS are breaking in to cover the impeachment hearings and killing daytime television, Ross rants on the Steelers/Browns helmet smashing incident, and Jables is back with an all new Crime Corner!
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Episode 441 - Richard Gere Pre-Gerbil? Nov 15, 2019

Ross and Jessie discuss the disappointment behind John Legend winning sexiest man of the year in People magazine, why the FCC can't stop Ross from going live on air running on the school board, Kanye West performing with Joel Osteen on stage this weekend, why seeing the Mona Lisa is going to get harder, and Jables drops the worst "Crime Corner" in show history.
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Episode 440 - Jessie Vs Traeger Nov 13, 2019

Ross and Jessie discuss the Disney+ app dropping last night, we discuss the Dr. Phil episode with the 30 year old Ukranian dwarf which has divided the Patterson household, Jessie is getting a Taeger grill to smoke a Thanksgiving turkey, and T.I discussing taking his daughter to the gynecologist to see if she's still a virgin.
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Episode 439 - Butter And Noodles Nov 11, 2019

Ross and Jessie discuss Ross' paranoia about texting and whether people are recording things, the art of taking an internet comment too far, how to properly end a text conversation so people won't text back, the possible comeback of Meghan Kelly, why Jessie doesn't consider Matt Damon a "daddy", Bill Murray filling out a job application at PF Chang's in the Atlanta Airport, and Jessie's cooking show where she only eats butter and noodles in other countries.
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Episode 438 - Grow A New Husband Nov 08, 2019

Ross and Jessie discuss Keanu Reeves dating what appears to be an older woman who Ross thinks is Helen Mirren, Matthew McConaughey joining Instagram in the most "McConaughey" way possible, Aaron Hernandez's gay lover writes a book which involves another unsolved murder, James Dean is going to be CGI's into a new movie, would Jessie choose to grow a new husband in the event of Ross' death, and Jables is back with an all new "Crime Corner."
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Episode 437 - The Ukrainian Dwarf Is Back! Nov 05, 2019

Ross and Jessie discuss Ross losing his first Championship as a head coach, the 22 year old Ukranian woman who posed as a 6 year old orphan, Ross and Jessie being shadow banned on Itunes, how Trump wasn't actually booed at UFC, why Cuba Gooding Jr. needs to stop grabbing a**, and Jables is back with an all new "Crime Corner"!
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Episode 436 - Houston We Have A Problem Nov 04, 2019

Ross and Jessie discuss the House voting to move forward on impeachment hearings for Trump, why the critcs hate the new Apple TV Jennifer Aniston/Reese Witherspoon show, how Apple phones might move to a subscription base model, Aaron Sorkin penning an op-ed piece to Mark Zuckerberg in the New York Times, Jables wants to bring back old catch phrases, why celebrities are moving out of Los Angeles, and Ross tries to buy Jessie a "murder kit" from Ted Bundy.
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Episode 435 - The Not So Spooky Halloween Show Oct 31, 2019

Ross and Jessie discuss Jables mad pumpkin carving skills, why you should never trust a homeless man with a goatee, medicine that causes your taint to get infected as a side effect, Jessie reads off her infamous Halloween creepy one-liners, Ross dreams of a haunted house full of strangle-bation victims, and people are raging against child's insensitive Halloween costumes.
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Episode 434 - There's A Fire In Them Hills Oct 30, 2019

Ross and Jessie discuss the wildfires in California, an honest review of the new Kanye West all gospel album, Ross' trip to the Urgent Care late Friday night, booing Trump at the World Series after killing the leader of ISIS, the 2 flashers who pulled their tits out at the Game 5, the magic and simplicity of the "Hot Ones" show on YouTube, and someone sends in Ross a "Crime Corner".
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Episode 432 - Do You Need A Bully? Oct 25, 2019

Ross and Jessie question whether or not bullies are necessary in life, being super late to the show "Chernobyl", the new Breaking Bad movie "El Camino" and why they didn't ruin it, Nikki Minaj marries a prisoner, Jables is back with an all new "Crime Corner", and stay tuned for "Overtime" which involves a super inappropriate Halloween costume.
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Episode 431 - Sbarro In Times Square Oct 23, 2019

Ross and Jessie discuss the worst rejection in food history-- being turned down by a Sbarro Pizzeria late night in New York City. We also chat about Rolling Stone's 100 Best Singers list of all time and how they got it wrong, who surprisingly landed the rights for the Suge Knight biopic, and Jessie claims Tom Hanks might be a low-key d**k.
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Episode 430 - Live From The Bronx! Oct 21, 2019

Ross, Jessie, and Dan Hollaway do a RPR/Drinkin' Bros crossover live show from a dive bar outside Yankees Stadium with the ultimate New York Yankees fans "The Bronx Blue" hours before ALCS Game 4 as we discuss how baseball keeps best friends and family together over the years, our favorite baseball films, who got us into to baseball, and how we ended up at a Dominican bar drinking Jameson.
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Episode 429 - You're Not Getting Full! Oct 18, 2019

Ross and Jessie discuss Jables living out her dream at a Michelin restaurant for our anniversary in New York, going to the ALCS to see the Yankees play, the porn star found dead in a cement box in Las Vegas, Jonah Hill backing out of the new Batman movie, and Jabes learns the hard price of partying on the road with Ross
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Episode 428- Special Guest Rapper Sirah Oct 16, 2019

Ross and Jessie sit down with Grammy winning rapper Sirah in New York City as she chats about what it's like running a trap house, how she was kidnapped and sexually assaulted for three days, what it's like writing songs with Skrillex and Juicy J, and she breaks down "hood lingo" for Jessie to help her get more street cred in one of the wildest episodes of all time.
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Episode 427 - Chef On A Budget Oct 14, 2019

Ross and Jessie discuss superstitions as Ross wears all green to break a playoff curse, we chat about a possible new cooking show for Jessie, that time she dated an ugly British guy, and you know we got an all new "Crime Corner"!
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Episode 426 - The California Purge Oct 11, 2019

Ross and Jessie discuss the state of California turning off their electricity for the next 5 days, what it takes to have a really good riot, a possible name change of the show to finally include Jessie, Ronan Farrow's new book about Matt Lauer, President Trump saying he will not turn over anything on the impeachment inquiry, and whether of not Hillary Clinton will run again based on her recent statements.
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Episode 425 - The Oscar Goes To Joaquin Phoenix Oct 09, 2019

Ross and Jessie discuss the why "The Joker" was a masterpiece, Pitchfork's Top 200 songs of the 2010's list, Jessie learns how men use the bathroom and where their parts go, and why Drake has a toilet that plays soothing music.
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Episode 424 - We All Dressed As Rambo! Oct 07, 2019

Ross and Jessie discuss the new Clint Eastwood movie "Richard Jewell and why he's not here for your BS, why Rambo was the only movie that Ross dressed up in character to go to, the new poll of state by state movie candy, why every single day has to be classified as a special day now, and Jables is back with an all new "Crime Corner".
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Episode 423 - A Hard 14 Oct 04, 2019

Ross and Jessie discuss the yo-yo dieting effect across the country, Jables tries to will fall on at a chili cookoff, why Ross thinks his best friend will end his life in spectacular fashion at the end of it, Todd Phillips leaving comedy due to the "woke generation", why a new script poses Ross a difficult task to produce, and a couple has sex in the back of a cop car in an all new "Crime Corner".
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Episode 422 - Blumpkin Spice Oct 02, 2019

Ross and Jessie discuss the return of fall and possibly introduce the world to a new flavor "blumpkin spice", why Democrats want the impeachment inquiry hearings done by Christmas, why the author of "Friday Night Lights" might turn trans, the neverending delay for the new Kanye West album, is it possible that America has another Civil War, and whether or not an NFL player deserves to be suspended an entire year for a helmet to helmet hit.
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Episode 421 - Damnit Bob! Sep 30, 2019

Ross and Jessie discuss how Japan is testing out the option to buy seats away from babies on airplanes, Ross wants to record a techno song called "Damnit Bob", if starting a vegan diet can make you injury prone in professional sports, why Cook Out doesn't get the love Inn N' Out gets on social media, how the Boston Dynamics robots are now doing backflips, and how Martin Scorcese's new movie "The Irishman" clocks in at 3 hours and 30 minutes.
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Episode 420 - The Essence Of Debauchery Sep 27, 2019

Ross and Jessie discuss the Donald Trump impeachment inquiry, how filthy politics in general has become, Jessie accidentally pepper-sprayed herself, how Natty Light hard seltzer has signed on with the Big 12 conference to serve college kids at games and now Ross wants to invent a man's hard seltzer called "Chainsaw Seltzer", Demi Moore's new book where she alleges threesomes ended her marriage, and Jables is back with a crowd pleasing "Crime Corner".
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Episode 419 - Impeachment For Trump? Sep 25, 2019

Ross and Jessie are live on air as the Donald Trump impeachment numbers came in, why Adam Sandler is finally doing the movie he should have, the 16 year old Swedish environmentalist who is trying to save the world, and why Joaquin Phoenix didn't apologize for playing the Joker.
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Episode 418 - A Magical Night In Austin Sep 23, 2019

Ross and Jessie discuss their recent last minute trip to Austin, Texas (yes another one) and it was definitely "kept weird" again, why the Emmy's tanked last night, Jessie discusses hanging out with "Bridget The Midget" and her suitcase porn, and a Food Network star actually dying from a "heart attack" meal.
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Episode 417 - Pattersons Vs Board Of Education Sep 20, 2019

Ross and Jessie discuss the speech they never got to give at the New Hanover School Board meeting, Jessie's new favorite podcast Long May They Run, the beautiful stretch of time where the Squirrel Nut Zippers were famous, and why they shouldn't remake "The Princess Bride".
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Episode 416 - SNL Is Cancelling Comedy Now Sep 18, 2019

Ross and Jessie discuss the return from the cruise, how Saturday Night Live fired a new cast member for "racism", the return of Saved By The Bell and Punky Brewster, the new Breaking Bad movie, the Anthony Bourdain estate selling 200 items, and what dead memorabilia you would want.
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Episode 415 - Keep Austin Weird Sep 16, 2019

Ross is joined by special guest Dan Hollaway as they travel to Austin, Texas for a "Bourdain" style show with an eclectic group of Austin artists.
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Episode 414 - Get Your Dramamine Ready! Sep 13, 2019

Ross and Jessie are live in Houston to discuss the little lady "Jables" who is ready to party on the cruise, why Alyssa Milano sat down with Ted Cruz for a gun debate in Washington, how Will and Grace want to out everyone in Hollywood who gives money to Trump, the return of Billy Bush, and how Elizabeth Warren has supposedly grab the lead in the polls on the eve of the debate.
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Episode 413 - Gator In My Jeans Sep 11, 2019

Ross and Jessie discuss Jabes' fears of going on a cruise finally coming to life, why Ross is one of the best in the business at day drinking, Adele dropping a new album, the Amazing Jonathon documentaries, and Jessie drops an all-time favorite "Crime Corner".
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Episode 412 - Don't Breed Shame Me Sep 09, 2019

Ross and Jessie discuss can't stop talking about the emotional support horse on the plane, adults who drink Coca Cola past their mid-thirties, how a kid went blind after eating nothing but french fries and Pringles, and Jables is back with one of the craziest "Crime Corners" ever!
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Episode 411 - The Emotional Support Horse Sep 05, 2019

Ross and Jessie discuss the new hurricane Dorian rolling into town, the soon to be deaths of your favorite rockstars, the new spiritual Kanye West album coming out, and the woman who brought her support horse on an American Airlines flight from Chicago.
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Episode 410 - New York Times Best Selling Author Ross Patterson Sep 04, 2019

Ross and Jessie discuss making the New York Times best seller list for THANK YOU FOR MY SERVICE, what it's like being #1 in the world, the new Dave Chappelle standup special where he goes for broke, what to tell your kids about school shootings, and the celebration of life at The Olive Garden.
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Episode 409 - We Go Deep Inside Of Us Aug 30, 2019

Ross and Jessie discuss the Amazon rain forests burning down, Ross wonders why we can't live in a bio-dome, how the government considered if you can you drop a bomb in the middle of a hurricane, why Liv Tyler should be the last person you see on tv if the world is going to end, and we go down the rabbit hole of life in a weird introspective show.
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Episode 408 - The Holy Land Experience Aug 27, 2019

Ross and Jessie discuss why everyone in Orlando, Florida knows Casey Anthony, the "Medieval Times" themed restaurant that features Jesus Christ, why social media companies might be turning us all into human credit scores, why Taylor Swift keeps winning over and over, and Jables is back with an all new "Crime Corner".
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Episode 407 - The Castration App Aug 26, 2019

Ross and Jessie discuss Ross' recent book tour at Fort Bragg, the upcoming trip to the opening of the college football season, Paz De La Huerata's meltdown in court over Harvey Weinstein, how awesome this season of "Hard Knocks" on HBO is, and why castration exists as a sexual fetish in an all new "Crime Corner".
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Episode 406 - Area 51st Birthday Party Aug 23, 2019

Ross and Jessie discuss throwing their one year old a themed "Area 51st" birthday party and what it's like to keep a human alive for one year, explaining to people what you do for a living, why networks keep naming shows the worst names possible, and the gnarly Dale Earnhardt plane crash.
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Episode 404 - My Grandfather's Bicycle Seat Aug 19, 2019

Ross and Jessie discuss The Crisley's getting arrested for fraud, the dirty secret of seminars, conservatives being left off the New York Times Best Seller list, what birthing is going to be like in the future, why Ross doesn't care about any generation beyond his great grand children, Jessie's love for Brendan Fraser keeps growing, and how many things a woman can stuff into her vagina.
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Episode 405 - Ninja Tubbs Aug 17, 2019

Ross and Jessie discuss the man who died at a taco eating contest, Jables complains that she was born in the wrong era of the United States, knowing what age you can't do certain things in front of kids, we envision Harriet Tubman as a ninja for a biopic, and how the "Storm 51" has now turned into a music festival.
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Episode 403 - Lotto Winner Dumps On Desk Aug 16, 2019

Ross and Jessie discuss Ross' new book "Thank You For My Service" coming out Tuesday, going to Olive Garden in Times Square, Ross' excitement for the new Natural Light hard seltzer, Jessie's chats about dating a professional foosball player, and the lottery winner who quit her job and took a dump on her boss' desk after winning $3M.
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Episode 402 - A Good Toe Job Aug 14, 2019

Ross and Jessie discuss why Disney is remaking Home Alone, how the dude from the Bachelorette started dating supermodel Gigi Haddid, we read Bachelor Paradise text messages live on air, why men shouldn't transfer head from the back of their head, Armie Hammer letting his kid sucking on his toes and videoing it, how it's Always Sunny In Philadelphia can become the longest running sitcom, the new "Granny" phase, and the new Impeachment Bill Clinton FX series.
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Episode 401 - Jeffrey Epstein Found Dead Aug 11, 2019

Ross and Jessie are joined by special guest Dan Hollaway as they discuss the shocking death of billionaire pedophile Jeffery Epstein which was predicted on this show several months ago and the unusual circumstances surrounding his hanging.
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Episode 400 - Live Q&A Show! Aug 09, 2019

Ross and Jessie take questions from listeners live on air and discuss the process of making 400 shows. Thank you so much for listening and supporting us!
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Episode 399 - The Onion Ring Dong Tower Aug 07, 2019

Ross and Jessie discuss how you to properly judge the line you stand in to check out, the type of dude who marries someone from overseas, the kid who won $3 million dollars playing Fortnite, the art of "cubing", and the special request that Ross has for Jessie upon his death in an open casket sitch.
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Episode 398 - Pop In A Nugget Aug 05, 2019

Ross and Jessie discuss the Indian boy born with 456 teeth in his mouth, Sly Stallone and Dolph Lundgren shopping a tv show, Marianne Willamson getting presidential support from Oprah, A$AP Rocky finally getting his freedom, IT 2 . having clown only screenings, Katy Perry getting popped for plagiarism, how The Rock and Vin Diesel count punches in action movies to make sure its "fair", and how Ross steals a nugget at the hot bar of every grocery store.
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Episode 397 - Free AC Slater Aug 01, 2019

Ross and Jessie discuss the 2nd Democratic debate, why Mario Lopez shouldn't apologize for saying kids can't decide their gender, why Hannah B didn't deserve love on the finale of The Bachelorette, and the leaked racist conversation from Ronald Reagan and Richard Nixon.
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Episode 396 - That Ball Hand Jul 31, 2019

Ross and Jessie discuss Amazon's new assembly workers you can order to your house, why Grubhub drivers are eating your food and what's in it, why Jeffery Epstein deserves to die, and why millennial men are running women out of mani and pedi spas.
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Episode 395 - The Wrist List Jul 28, 2019

Ross and Jessie discuss how serious the game "cornhole" has become and a run in with a hippie at a bar, the pre-excitement of "Once Upon A Time In Hollywood", the "Wrist List" of pornography, Bette Midler keeps making racist statements, why the band Creed is back, and Ben Affleck is back!
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Episode 394 - Hot Girl Summer! Jul 26, 2019

Ross and Jessie discuss the "Hot Girl Summer" movement, how Jessie finally lost a cook-off battle, the internet debate of Jamie Foxx vs Donald Glover, people who don't wash their legs in the shower, the squatters at Channing Tatum and George Michael's house, and why Jessie is worried about cats getting fatter.
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Episode 393 - What Your Granny Likes Jul 24, 2019

Ross and Jessie discuss why Tom Hanks is a national treasure, Aziz Ansari coming back from his Me Too, why 7 Senators said they regretted asking Al Franken to resign, we go over what your Granny likes, Ross wants to go MLK at his kid's school meeting, and why Leo DiCaprio is the last real actor.
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Episode 392 - My Personal Cats Nightmare Jul 22, 2019

Ross and Jessie discuss the most disturbing movie trailer of the year "Cats", whether or not people are excited for Top Gun 2, CNN's awful "Debate Draft" live on air, the lineup for the 2nd Democratic Debate next week and what it means, is Netflix going to add commercials, and why people want scripted podcasts.
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Episode 391 - No More Likes On Instagram? Jul 19, 2019

Ross and Jessie discuss Instagram disabling "likes" in Australia before moving it to the US, the magic and longevity of The Rolling Stones, why the Old looking "Face-app" could just be used to steal your facial recognition, why HBO is rebooting Gossip Girl without the original cast, and Jables is back with an all new "Crime Corner".
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Episode 390 - Dat Nawleans Food! Jul 17, 2019

Ross and Jessie are live from New Orleans as they admit that they were completely wrong about Cajun food, they chat about why the Weather Channel sucks and how they caught them taking shots before going live on air, why Woody Harrellson is the new Bill Murray, and who watches men's doubles tennis.
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Episode 389 - Heather Mills Fake Leg Jul 15, 2019

Ross and Jessie discuss the possibility of Paul McCartney's ex-wife Heather Mills trying to sleep with Mick Jagger this weekend, commercials where Taylor Swift's music should go now that the catalogue is bought, Jeff Bezos divorce being finalized, what happened to the Doritos that made you crap your pants upon first bite, and why Ross is juiced the return of Supermarket Sweep.
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Episode 388 - Let's See Them Aliens! Jul 12, 2019

Ross and Jessie discuss the Facebook campaign to storm Area 51 on September 20th, the man who was eaten alive by his own dogs, Ross gets offered hash at a gas station, why cable might make a comeback, and why the Kevin Spacey will ultimately be dropped.
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Episode 387 - Sex With Pool Toys? Jul 10, 2019

Ross and Jessie discuss the US Women's team World Cup victory and why they should get paid the same as men, the guy who impersonated a police officer and pulled over a Deputy, the disappointing Big Little Lies 2nd season, why Jessie needs to see dead bodies in New Orleans, and finally a dude who thought he couldn't stop raping so he took his rage out on inflatable pool toys.
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Episode 386 - 5th Of July Hangover Jul 08, 2019

Ross and Jessie discuss the various stages of the 4th of July to the 5th of July hangover, Donald Trump's teleprompter going out at the parade, how to have sex with a mermaid, and why you should never post pictures of the actual fireworks.
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Episode 385 - Ain't That America Jul 05, 2019

Ross and Jessie discuss day drinking on the 4th leading to anal sex, why every social media app went down at once yesterday, Jessie's intervention for a friend that is too thin, friends who are into older women, and Jables is back with an all new "Crime Corner!"
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Episode 384 - Taint Square Footage Jul 03, 2019

Ross and Jessie discuss Taylor Swift losing her whole music catalogue to Scooter Braun for $300 million, Jessie and Ross review "Yesterday" film, why Ross loves to party on July 4th so much, and cringy artists from the late 90's that people secretly like.
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Episode 383 - On The Front Line For Kitties Jul 01, 2019

Ross and Jessie discuss the heat wave in Europe causing manure to explode, Jessie attends a Gala for cats, the wrap up of the 2 Democratic debates winners and losers, how New Jersey has overtaken Nevada for sports gambling, and how a lot of people are moving to Charleston.
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Episode 382 - The Prickly Heat Jun 28, 2019

Ross and Jessie discuss Richard Branson going to space, the hatred for AT&T and Verizon, Ross walks his lap top into a bank, last night's Democratic debate, what weird videos you would pay people to do, and a listener sends in a jar of the hottest Gold Bond on the planet in which Ross puts it on his nuts live on air.
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Episode 381 - Happy Bourdain Day! Jun 26, 2019

Ross and Jessie discuss Anthony Bourdain Day and why people are celebrating it, the James O'Keefe undercover bust of Google executives, why you shouldn't have to attend a friend's "second marriage", why Ross thinks Tori Spelling was the hottest OG cast member of 90210, and we try and track down the "meth squirrel" guy to get him on the show.
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Episode 380 - The Meth Squirrel Jun 24, 2019

Ross and Jessie discuss the David Ortiz case being described as a "mistaken identity", Ross fantasizes over an Alien funeral, the difficulty of recording an audiobook, the girl who got attacked by a sea lion, and Jessie's last "Crime Corner" has come to life as Ross friends him on Facebook live on air.
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Episode 379 - Bang Me Into Eternity Jun 21, 2019

Ross and Jessie discuss the sex doll company who will recreate a replica of your dead spouse, the women of the R. Kelly documentary who accepted an MTV Movie Award, the bracelet that will shock you into not eating or smoking, the great potato chip debate, and Jables is back with an all new "Crime Corner".
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Episode 378 - Blinks and Dinks Jun 19, 2019

Ross and Jessie discuss people who still smoke cigs in their cars, more diarrhea stories from the Dominican Republic, Ross finally folds that and admits that CBD is legit, OJ Simpson joins Twitter, Bill Cosby also pops up with a Father's Day message, and Comcast is offering eye controlled remote controls.
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Episode 377 - Getting Your Husbands Back Jun 17, 2019

Ross and Jessie discuss the end of sports season when wives finally get their husbands back, Sarah Huckabee Sanders leaving her job as press secretary, Jessie's big plans for "Bourdain Day", and things girls definitely shouldn't say when trying to be sexy.
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Episode 376 - The Whole Foods Rage Jun 14, 2019

Ross and Jessie discuss the parking lot rage at Whole Foods, why the box office is having it's worst year in 20 years, Jon Stewart's amazing Congressional speech for 9/11 victims, and why USA Women's soccer is better than the men's team.
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Episode 375 - Have You Tried CBD??? Jun 12, 2019

Ross and Jessie discuss the CBD craze and how it's taken over, Ross' obsession with "Walking In Memphis" singer Marc Cohn, Samuel L. Jackson's amazing honesty, the sex cult trial for the girl from "Smallville", the rub and tug app, Jessie gets her first piece of hate mail, the new John Lennon doc on Netflix, and Jables is back with an all new "Crime Corner".
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Episode 374 - Bradley Cooper is Off The Deep End Jun 10, 2019

Ross and Jessie discuss Bradley Cooper breaking up with his super model girlfriend clearing the way toward a reunion with Lady Gaga, NASA letting people live in space for $50million for 30 days, Boston Dynamics selling the robot dogs from Black Mirror, and why anyone would run an "Ultra Marathon".
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Episode 373 - Special Guest Caroline Kepnes Jun 07, 2019

Ross and Jessie sit down with Caroline Kepnes the author of "You" which has gone on to become one of the most popular series on Netflix.
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Episode 372 - The Gagger Or The Gaggee Jun 05, 2019

Ross and Jessie discuss the gay man on Grindr who ended up getting robbed during a sexual fantasy, how Jables thought a team of people broke into our house, how news networks ratings are dying because the Robert Mueller probe is over, and the move into the new studio for the podcast!
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Episode 371 - Gator On The Loose! Jun 03, 2019

Ross and Jessie discuss an alligator that has taken over our neighborhood, how amazing Heather Locklear was in her prime before the psych ward, the "impossible burger" craze, why Urkle and Screech can't recover, and the 3rd anniversary of Harambe passing. RIP.
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Episode 370 - Welcome To Flavortown! May 31, 2019

Ross Patterson and Jessie Wiseman praise Guy Fieri for getting a star on the Hollywood Walk Of Fame, Ashton Kutcher testifying in a murder trial, why in the hell Apple is releasing a new Ipod, why white women love avocado toast, and how a girl faked her own life story on Instagram as an art piece.
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Episode 369 - The Gold Bond Experience May 29, 2019

Ross and Jessie discuss the crazy heat wave in the south and Ross' addiction to Gold Bond, the recent cycle of tornados that's crushing the midwest, Ross and Jessie go through a real life "Crime Corner", and the passing of Bill Buckner. Shout out to the Carolina Beach PD!
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Episode 368 - Stop With The Animal Filters May 27, 2019

Ross and Jessie try and figure out what happened to England, Drake going HAM at the Toronto Raptors games, Facebook is going to make a cryptocurrency, Ross poses the question if Julian Assange could be classified as a journalist today, Jables is back with an all new "Crime Corner", and Ross rages on girls who use animal filters on IG.
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Episode 367 - Through The Bowl May 24, 2019

Ross and Jessie discuss whether or not you feel like you've been a good parent, Jessie discusses her favorite new prison documentary and why should would survive it, Ross chats about his trip to Cleveland and why the revitalization is not happening, and why Joe Rogan currently rules all talk shows.
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Episode 366 - Graham Allen Is Back! May 22, 2019

Ross Patterson sits down with Rant Nation and Dear America host Graham Allen to discuss what it's like to blow up on the internet and not have any money, predictions for the upcoming 2020 Presidential Election, and what it's like to have death threats against you because of your political beliefs.
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Episode 365 - The Lesbian Theory May 20, 2019

Ross and Jessie discuss why Jessie should have been a lesbian, the death of Grumpy Cat, why Chip and Joanna Gaines are too cool for J-Lo, Robert Pattinson being cast as the new Batman, and why TMZ is constantly trying to kill Ric Flair.
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Episode 364 - Summer Of Swayze May 17, 2019

Ross and Jessie discuss his new Patrick Swayze "Point Break" summer haircut, how a 17 year-old kid from St. Louis broke a massive news story about a presidential candidate, why Burger King is now delivering Whoppers to you in LA traffic, the new Elton John movie, and why Britney Spears' manager doesn't think she should perform ever again.
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Episode 363 - They're Putting Beds In Theaters? May 15, 2019

Ross and Jessie discuss Sweden putting actual beds inside of movie theaters, Kawhi Leonard hitting the Game 7 buzz beater, Kim Kardashian freeing 17 prisoners, and if there is a full time "fun" job.
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Episode 362 - Musky In The Tesla May 13, 2019

Ross and Jessie discuss the couple who filmed themselves having sex in a Tesla on autopilot driving down a freeway, why the co-founder of Facebook thinks it needs to be destroyed, Jeff Bezos recently new spaceship to the moon, why penis extensions are a bad idea, and Chris D'Elia on the new Eminem song.
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Episode 361 - 23andMe In Pangea May 09, 2019

Ross and Jessie discuss babies with old names, the "real 23andMe", why a bunch of rich Silicon Valley dicks invented a water company called Liquid Death, why no one cares about Trump's taxes, and Jessie finally gives in that the Meghan Markle birth was real.
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Episode 360 - Can I Sleep In Your Driveway? May 08, 2019

Ross and Jessie discuss the creepy delivery drivers who asked to sleep in our driveway to drop off a table, the ridiculousness of the Met Gala, a fictional teen drama set in war torn countries, and Dane Cook sending his brother to jail.
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Episode 359 - Twins! May 06, 2019

Ross and Jessie discuss that the conspiracy that the new Royal baby is faked, Jessie has an a fear of identical twins holding hands, the dude who scales mountains without harnesses, actors still being able to play autistic, and why 50 Cent has an amazing Instagram.
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Episode 358 - Are We Living In A Simulated World? May 03, 2019

Ross sits down with renowned MIT scientist Rizwan Virk, author of the best selling book "The Simulation Hypothesis" to discuss the possibility that we are all living in simulated world and that movies like "The Matrix" could be real. Buckle up.
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Episode 356 - Johnny Rotten Hates Poor People May 01, 2019

Ross and Jessie discuss Vince Vaughn in serious movies, how terrible endings to tv shows ruin your life, Johnny Rotten rages against the punk rock homeless now that he's rich, the Empire cast signing a petition to bring back Jussie Smollett, and Jables goes into "Overtime".
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Episode 355 - Don't Give Me A Guildan Apr 29, 2019

Ross and Jessie discuss the NFL Draft in Nashville, Taylor Swift and Bruce Springsteen dropping new music on the same day, Ross explains his hatred for Guildan t-shirts, Jessie rages on people with fake "stigmas".
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Episode 354 - She Thought I Was Sugar Ray Apr 26, 2019

Ross and Jessie discuss Starbucks installing needle boxes for heroin users in their restrooms, professions that you don't mess with because they are over it, Ross recounts an entire date in which the girl thought he was the Sugar Ray lead singer, and why Bernie Sanders thinks criminals should be able to vote.
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Episode 353 - You Don't DIVORCE ADELE! Apr 24, 2019

Ross and Jessie discuss Adele getting divorced and the new banger of an album she'll drop, Kanye West bringing everyone to Church for Sunday Service at Coachella, why the American media buried the Sri Lanka suicide bombers story, the the new Ukraine President who is a comedian, and why living in the ocean of Thailand will get you the death penalty.
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Episode 352 - San Francisco Poop Patrol Apr 22, 2019

Ross and Jessie discuss San Francisco hiring a Poop Patrol for to clean up human feces in the streets, Carl's Jr. putting CBD in it's burgers, Gronk denting the Lombardi Trophy, the Richard Jewell movie finally coming to life with Clint Eastwood directing, and Jables is back with an all new Crime Corner!
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Episode 351 - 1980's Gator Tails Apr 19, 2019

Ross and Jessie discuss the slow death of an era they never partied in the 1980's, Beyonce's new Netflix documentary and live album from Coachella, the magic of Bret Easton Ellis, the guy who is smashing Jeopardy records, and why Madonna keeps releasing music.
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Episode 350 - Did Quasimodo Survive? Apr 17, 2019

Ross and Jessie discuss the Notre Dame going up in flames, if Quasimodo lived, Donald Glover's new film with Rihanna, Tiger Woods winning The Masters, and horrible people who deserve to die.
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Episode 349 - Full Blown Janice Apr 15, 2019

Ross and Jessie discuss the viral city counsel woman "Janice" who playfully had to tell Brad Pitt to stop talking, why the new Disney Plus is app is going to dominate, why China is implanting monkeys with human DNA, and the dirty Trivago Guy getting popped for a DUI.
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Episode 348 - Alexa Find Julian Assange Apr 12, 2019

Ross and Jessie discuss Amazon getting popped for recording people at home via Alexa, the discovery of the black hole, the MIT scientist who thinks this world is a SIM, the arrest of Julian Assange, Jude Law's confidence in his hairline, and why it's always best to marry rich.
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Episode 347 - The UFO Crash Was FAKE??? Apr 10, 2019

Ross and Jessie discuss the book that details Stalin and Russia faking the 1947 Roswell, New Mexico crash, the theory that Iraq needs a dictator, Jables rails on the big Pharma drug conspiracy, then she drops and an new "Crime Corner!"
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Episode 346 - Billy Ray Cyrus Is BACK! Apr 08, 2019

Ross and Jessie discuss Billy Ray Cyrus' new remix "Old Town Road" with Lil Nas X that went to #1 in less than 8 hours on Itunes, Jeff Bezos 35 Billion dollar divorce, Christopher Darden resurfacing to represent the killer of Nipsey Hustle, and Jables is back with an all new "Crime Corner."
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Episode 345 - I'm Over John Lennon's Piano Apr 05, 2019

Ross and Jessie discuss the Feds being worried about terrorism at "Burning Man", Tucker Carlson beating the entire CNN primetime lineup in the ratings by himself, John Lennon's piano being auctioned off, and Joaquin Phoenix playing "The Joker".
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Episode 344 - Old Handsy Joe! Apr 02, 2019

Ross and Jessie discuss the murder of Nipsey Hussle, the difficulties of flying cross country with kids, 50 Cent finally selling the infamous 52 bedroom Mike Tyson house, and "Handsy" Joe Biden is at it again!
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Episode 343 - No Peck Zone Apr 01, 2019

Ross and Jessie discuss Joe Biden's constant groping of women out in public, Chris Rock shredding Jussie Smollett at the NAACP Awards, The Cure still staying on brand at the Rock N' Roll Hall of Fame Induction, and Beyonce getting kissed twice by another dude that sent the internet into a meltdown.
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Episode 342 - Teanna Trump Tells All! Mar 29, 2019

Ross is joined by porn star Teanna Trump as she dishes on having sex with Los Angeles Lakers star Lance Stephenson, being paid by Bill Maher to have sex after just turning 18 years old, and what you can really get out of a porn star for $50,000.
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Episode 341 - They Freed Jussie??? Mar 27, 2019

Ross and Jessie discuss Jussie Smollett getting all his charges dropped, Connor McGregor retiring from the UFC, the celebrity backlash for those saying Trump deserved to be impeached, why we hate antivaxxers, and Jables talks about a possible podcast spinoff show in the works.
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Episode 340 - No Collusion Mar 25, 2019

Ross and Jessie discuss the Robert Mueller report finding that Trump did NOT collude with Russia, Ross was not a fan of Jordan Peele's new movie "Us", Barbara Streisand's weird stance on Michael Jackson that created a meltdown, and Jessie rages on young fitness models.
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Episode 339 - Doing Acid With Your Dad Mar 21, 2019

Ross and Jessie discuss the 50th anniversary of Woodstock, the new trailer for season 3 of Stranger Things, the rejuvenation of Jables, and the most inappropriate time to clean your weed pipe.
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Episode 338 - Special Guest Philadelphia Eagles Legend Freddie Mitchell Mar 20, 2019

Ross Patterson and Dan Hollaway bring back former Eagles star receiver Freddie Mitchell who was voted your favorite sports guest of the year. He does not hold back as he goes all in on his QB Donovan McNabb, and why it's better to have sex with girls who need their cell phone bills paid in this wild episode.
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Episode 337 - Send It Sundays Mar 18, 2019

Ross Patterson is joined by special guests Mat Best, Jarred Taylor, and UFC star Jeremy May as they chat about bullying and why it's necessary in the world as teaching tool, killing in a deer and eating it in under an hour, and what it's like when siblings are whorish.
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Episode 336 - Special Guest Nicole Arbour Mar 15, 2019

Ross Patterson is joined by special guest co-host Mat Best and Dan Hollaway as they sit down with internet provocateur Nicole Arbour to discuss gun control, if God is real,do aliens and ghosts exist, and why it's always important to be objective to different views throughout your entire life.
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Episode 335 - The Drunk Bus Driver Mar 13, 2019

Ross and Jessie discuss the end of Jessie's favorite podcast "Sword and Scale" and the importance of owning your own content, the mob coming after Tucker Carlson, Seth Rogen's new middle school movie, and Jables is back with an all new "Crime Corner".
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Episode 334 - Dylan McKay Forever. Mar 10, 2019

Ross and Jessie discuss the death of Luke Perry, Pete Davidson dating Kate Beckinsale, Britain ending free porn on the internet, Part 2 of the Michael Jackson documentary Leaving Neverland, and Hillary Clinton finally ending her political career once and for all.
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Episode 333 - R. Kelly Fighting For His Life!!! Mar 08, 2019

Ross and Jessie discuss the meltdown R. Kelly had while being interviewed by Gayle King, what it's like being a standup comedian in the age of #metoo, and Amazon banning more books and products.
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Episode 332 - Parents Leaving Neverland Mar 06, 2019

Ross and Jessie discuss the explosive HBO Michael Jackson documentary "Leaving Neverland" and why the parents also deserve part of the blame, Steven Spielberg trying to ban Netflix from winning Oscars, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez getting trashed for using gas guzzling cars, and Jables is back with an all new "Crime Corner".
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Episode 331 - A Royal Baby Gender Neutral? Mar 04, 2019

Ross and Jessie discuss Microsoft building "the quietest room in the world" for 1.5 million that makes people lose their mind, Megan Markel saying she wants to raise her baby gender neutral, Drake charging higher ticket prices for men, the oldest living juvenile prisoner getting released for murdering someone, and Luke Perry going down with a stroke.
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Episode 330 - There's Rats Everywhere! Mar 01, 2019

Ross and Jessie discuss Tekashi 69 snitching on his gang to get out of jail and live in the witness protection program, Michael Cohen ratting out Donald Trump, why Netflix changed the ending of The Notebook, what really happens immediately after you die, and Ross shares his love for Boones Farm wine.
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Episode 329 - Free Robert Kraft! Feb 27, 2019

Ross and Jessie discuss New England Patriots owner Robert Kraft getting arrested for prostitution and why we stand with him, a recap of the Oscars without a host, R. Kelly getting sprung from jail and heading straight to McDonald's for a power meeting, and Jables is back with an all new "Crime Corner".
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Episode 328 - The Super Insider Hollywood Episode Feb 25, 2019

Ross and Jessie discuss the progress on his $50K and Callgirl Bollywood remake, the new Elton John biopic, the new Hulk Hogan biopic, the Motley Crue biopic trailer, how hard it is to cast a film, and today's is Jables Birthday!
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Episode 327 - Murder On My Mind Feb 22, 2019

Ross and Jessie discuss the rapper YNW Melly who wrote the hit song "Murder On My Mind" and then actually got arrested for murdering his friends, John Wayne's 1973 Playboy article that got newly brought back to life, Lady Gaga breaking up with her fiance during Oscar week, and how to hide a dude in witness protection with enormous face tattoos. Jables is back with an all new Crime Corner too!
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Episode 326 - She Plays The Bass With Her Mouth? Feb 20, 2019

Ross and Jessie discuss President's Day, Jessie's awful ear for music including not being able to do the theme for Seinfeld correctly, and go deep into the meaning of life and time.
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Episode 325 - Say It Ain't So Jussie! Feb 18, 2019

Ross and Jessie discuss Empire actor Jussie Smollett's race baiting hoax, the new ISIS video threatening NYC, Ross' guilty teen drama guilty pleasure obsessions including the new Netflix show "You", and how RBG is still alive after beating cancer 3 times.
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Episode 324 - The 1,000 Pound Tiger Feb 15, 2019

Ross and Jessie discuss the Houston man who went to smoke weed in a house and found a 1,000 pound tiger inside, El Chapo being found guilty, the Oscars eliminating Editing and Cinematography categories from the live show, the new Danny Boyle flick "Yesterday", the California housing crisis, and Jabes is back with an all new "Crime Corner"!
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Episode 323 - They Did Mac Miller Dirty. Feb 13, 2019

Ross and Jessie discuss how time consuming bondage is, the shock of Cardi B winning best rap album over Mac Miller after they flew his parents out, Jeff Bezos dick pics leaked by his mistress' brother, Justin Beiber goes hardcore Jesus, and Jessie wants to start an app for women seeking prisoners still inside.
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Episode 322 - We Talking About J-Anis? Feb 11, 2019

Ross and Jessie discuss Jennifer Aniston turning 50 years old, why Ross is pissed he's not nominated for a Grammy tonight, Rob Lowe having to delete a tweet about Elizabeth Warren, and the Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez documentary that sold to Netflix for $10 million over the weekend at Sundance.
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Episode 321 - The Greasemonkey Feb 08, 2019

Ross and Jessie discuss her early days back when she was dating a mechanic, we recap Jables chili cookoff in the neighborhood, what it was like at the Super Bowl in Atlanta, 21 Savage being deported back to England.
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Episode 320 - The Anne Frank 41's Feb 05, 2019

Ross Patterson is live from the Super Bowl with guest host Dan Hollaway and the ultimate "sneakerhead" on the planet, Yeezy Busta, to talk about his favorite shoes, why sneakers have become a full-time job, and why he has to wear a mask out in public.
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Episode 319 - That Chili Needs To Develop! Feb 04, 2019

Ross and Jessie discuss how stoked she is that Ross is going to the Super Bowl, the passion behind a chili cook-off, the strange attack against Empire star Jussie Smollet in -20 degree weather, and how Ross was way off with his Vegas shooting conspiracy theory.
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Episode 318 - Look At Me Like Lady Gaga Feb 01, 2019

Ross and Jessie discuss Lady Gaga and Bradley Cooper's video going viral singing "Shallow", Howard Schultz running for president as an independent, and how Ray J is STILL making a living off the Kim Kardashian sex tape.
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Episode 317 - But I Want A Pelaton! Jan 30, 2019

Ross and Jessie discuss the Pelaton bike craze that's sweeping the white lady nation, the weird people who like the ASMR videos, how the group chat Facetime failed on Iphones, why we hate couples who claim they're "so kooky and wacky" on social media who aren't, the simple joy of Dude Perfect, and Jables is back with an all new "Crime Corner".
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Episode 316 - The Little Tiny Cowboy Jan 28, 2019

Ross and Jessie discuss why you're fooling yourself with various versions of trail mix, CNN magically showing up at Roger Stone's house right before the Feds busted him, why the gym is always packed until the end of January, the government shutdown, and why people with with "little man's complex" always feel the need to flex.
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Episode 314 - I Was Prepared To Suck His D**k Jan 25, 2019

Ross and Jessie go deep on the new Fyre Fest Doc on Netflix, break down today's Oscar nominations, chat about Democrat Kamala Harris running for President, Ross eats at every BBQ joint in Kansas City, and Jables has an all new "Crime Corner". Buy Ross' Audiobook On Itunes https://itunes.apple.com/us/audiobook/when-darkness-falls-he-doesnt-catch-it-unabridged/id1435802628
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Episode 313 - Take Me To Outback Steakhouse Mom! Jan 25, 2019

Ross and Jessie discuss why can't just stop by someone's house anymore when you feel like it, Ross brags about his bowling skills, Jessie hates the "Tidying Up" lady, and Jables is back with a magical "Crime Corner". Get Ross' Book On Itunes https://itunes.apple.com/us/audiobook/when-darkness-falls-he-doesnt-catch-it-unabridged/id1435802628
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Episode 312 - But It's McDonalds!!! Jan 25, 2019

Ross and Jessie discuss why it is a college kid's dream to have McDonalds and Dominos at the White House, why Ross can't take compliments, why parents can't admit their kids are dicks, and the weird alien ice form that has shown up in a Maine river. Buy Ross' Audiobook On Itunes https://itunes.apple.com/us/audiobook/when-darkness-falls-he-doesnt-catch-it-unabridged/id1435802628
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Episode 315 - No Scrubs... Dude Seriously? Jan 25, 2019

Ross and Jessie discuss why they don't like to know the stories behind the inspiration for writing songs for famous bands, how Kansas is trying to eliminate day light savings time, the new Ted Bundy documentary, Ross talks about staying in a castle, and why we hate Weezer dropping an album of "all covers" today.. Check Ross' New Book On Audible https://www.audible.com/pd/B07H5R2RN9/?source_code=AUDFPWS0223189MWT-BK-ACX0-127307&ref=acx_bty_BK_ACX0_127307_rh_us
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Episode 311 - Gillette, The WORST A Man Can Get Jan 15, 2019

Ross and Jessie discuss when Church people get too close, their hatred for DJ Mad Marge, why Gillette decided to preach to men, and Jables is giving you an all new Crime Corner!
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Episode 310 - It Had To Be Alligator Skin Jan 15, 2019

Ross and Jessie talk about a wild record producer that Ross just worked with, the Bryan Cranston controversy over him playing a disabled man, the Wisconsin girl who was found alive after her parents were killed, the new Coming To America sequel with Eddie Murphy, and Ross chats about his recent trip to San Antonio.
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Episode 309 - Under the Blades! Jan 15, 2019

Ross and Jessie discuss catch phrases that work for other people, but not yourself. John Legend f-ing up again... and Jables is back with a redeeming "Crime Corner" this time.
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Episode 308 - But I'm The First Person To Do THIS! Jan 15, 2019

Ross and Jessie discuss the Golden Globes and why everyone in Hollywood now wants to be the first ever at something now after winning an award, why Chris Collinsworth is the worst announcer in the NFL, and Jables drops the worst "Crime Corner" in show history.
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Episode 307 - The Podcast Birdbox Challenge Jan 15, 2019

Ross and Jessie take the "Birdbox Challenge" and do an entire episode blindfolded. Surprisingly, it's Jessie who loses her mind first in this weird episode.
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Episode 306 - Where Are My Sauces??? Jan 04, 2019

Ross and Jessie discuss the Chrissy Teigen nightmare New Year's Eve show, the former New York Times editor dropping the hammer on the Trump coverage, Kanye West potentially going on Joe Rogan's show and how amazing that will be, whether or not the Judd Apatow criticism about Louis CK was fair, and the guy who shot up a Taco Bell for not giving him extra hot sauce.
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Episode 305 - They Found Kevin Spacey In Baltimore??? Jan 04, 2019

Ross and Jessie review the two music docs of AVICCI and JAM MASTER J, Kevin Spacey being found living in Baltimore, why girls love to do "Boomerangs", and Jables is back with an all new "Crime Corner" to start out the year!
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Episode 304 - Don't You Birdbox Me! Dec 31, 2018

Ross and Jessie discuss the real ending they wanted out of the Netflix movie "Birdbox", looking back on 2018 and what they hope for 2019, why an interactive movie like Dark Mirror's "Bandersnatch" isn't satisfying enough, and the Kenny G New Year's Eve performance they wish they were a part of. Buy Ross' New Book On Audible https://www.audible.com/pd/B07H5R2RN9/?source_code=AUDFPWS0223189MWT-BK-ACX0-127307&ref=acx_bty_BK_ACX0_127307_rh_us
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Episode 303 - I Got 5 On It! Dec 28, 2018

Ross and Jessie discuss Kevin Spacey's weird "House Of Cards" video the day he gets charged with groping an 18 year old dude, the new Jordan Peele trailer for "Us" that dropped on Christmas, what the behind the scenes pics are like from "Passion Of The Christ", and we also celebrate the second day of Kwanzaa. Check Out Ross' New Book On Audible: https://www.audible.com/pd/B07H5R2RN9/?source_code=AUDFPWS0223189MWT-BK-ACX0-127307&ref=acx_bty_BK_ACX0_127307_rh_us
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Episode 302 - Ross Answers It All (Part 2) Dec 26, 2018

Ross and Jessie answer listeners questions on Christmas. Jessie plays you her favorite Christmas song. Buy Ross' New Book On Audible! https://www.audible.com/pd/B07H5R2RN9/?source_code=AUDFPWS0223189MWT-BK-ACX0-127307&ref=acx_bty_BK_ACX0_127307_rh_us
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Episode 301 - Just A Couple Of Nog Dogs Dec 24, 2018

Ross and Jessie discuss the retirement of Sec. Of Defense James Mattis, Ross almost dies from awful rum in an egg nog concoction, how Americans are scammed in Belize, and Jables is back with an all new "Crime Corner." Buy Ross' New Book On Audible! https://www.audible.com/pd/B07H5R2RN9/?source_code=AUDFPWS0223189MWT-BK-ACX0-127307&ref=acx_bty_BK_ACX0_127307_rh_us
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Episode 300 - This Ain't A Gerard Butler Film! Dec 21, 2018

Ross and Jessie chat about the improbability of doing 300 episodes of a podcast, Jabes goes on an epic rant of Meghan Markel not letting Prince Harry hunt anymore, the death of the legendary Penny Marshall, why TBS funded and anti-I.C.E Christmas special, and you know Jables is doing an all new "Crime Corner"! Buy Ross' New Book Audiobook On Audible https://www.audible.com/pd/B07H5R2RN9/?source_code=AUDFPWS0223189MWT-BK-ACX0-127307&ref=acx_bty_BK_ACX0_127307_rh_us
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Episode 299 - Ross Answers It All! (Part 1) Dec 19, 2018

Ross takes questions from the audience and answers almost anything anyone can think of. Buy Ross' New Book On Audible https://www.audible.com/pd/B07H5R2RN9/?source_code=AUDFPWS0223189MWT-BK-ACX0-127307&ref=acx_bty_BK_ACX0_127307_rh_us
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Episode 298 - Jimmy Tree Legs!!! Dec 17, 2018

Ross and Jessie chat about their favorite made up holiday, Pine Cone Day! The legend of Jimmy Tree Legs lives on in our hearts and minds forever. We get real weird this episode. If you're a long time listener, you'll know the magic of December 16th! Buy Ross' New Audiobook on Itunes! https://itunes.apple.com/us/audiobook/when-darkness-falls-he-doesnt-catch-it-unabridged/id1435802628
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Episode 297 - Which Conspiracy Theories Do You Believe In? Dec 14, 2018

Ross and Jessie discuss their Top 5 conspiracy theories and whether or not they believe them and why, Nikki Minaj wants to marry a murderer, why it was obvious who would win Time magazine's "Person Of The Year", and Alex Jones storming the court hearing with the Google Executives. Buy Ross' New Audiobook on Itunes https://itunes.apple.com/us/audiobook/when-darkness-falls-he-doesnt-catch-it-unabridged/id1435802628
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Episode 296 - Let's See Your Homophobic Tweets Right Now! Dec 12, 2018

Ross and Jessie discuss the ultimate Philadelphia sandwich, Ross chats about the magic of going to the Army/Navy game in person, Kevin Hart stepping down as host of the Oscars for old tweets, Kyler Murray getting exposed for homophobic tweets as a 14 year old kid, the Grammy nominations, and the outcry for "Baby It's Cold Outside." Buy Ross' New Audiobook on Itunes https://itunes.apple.com/us/audiobook/when-darkness-falls-he-doesnt-catch-it-unabridged/id1435802628
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Episode 295 - Special Guest Omar "Crispy" Avila Dec 10, 2018

Ross sits down with Sgt. Omar "Crispy" Avila in this special Drinkin' Bros Podcast crossover to talk about his life of service dedicated to his country and fellow veterans, including the day his life changed when his vehicle was struck in Iraq with a 200lb IED resulting in burns to 75% of his body and the amputation of his right foot. This is the most powerful episode we have ever done with one of the most inspiring men we have been honored to meet. Buy Ross' New Audiobook On Itunes here: https://itunes.apple.com/us/audiobook/when-darkness-falls-he-doesnt-catch-it-unabridged/id1435802628
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Episode 294 - No Love For Ozark?? Dec 07, 2018

Ross and Jessie go all "Ruthie" on the Golden Globes nominations and how Ozark wasn't nominated for Best Drama, we chat about all living US Presidents attending the George Bush Sr. funeral, a film with Ross and Jessie getting the Bollywood treatment on the big screen, and why strippers can't have normal lives after stepping off the pole. Buy Ross' New Audiobook on Itunes! https://itunes.apple.com/us/audiobook/when-darkness-falls-he-doesnt-catch-it-unabridged/id1435802628
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Episode 293 - No More Porn On Tumblr??? Dec 05, 2018

Ross and Jessie discuss the death of Tumblr by not allowing porn, Urban Meyer announcing his retirement, the man who sued the government to take off 20 years of his life, and Jables is back with an all new "Crime Corner". Buy Ross' New Book Here! https://www.amazon.com/When-Darkness-Falls-Doesnt-Catch/dp/0692096663/ref=sr_1_2?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1530647620&sr=1-2&keywords=at+night+she+cries+while+he+rides+his+steed
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Episode 292 - The Mother Tusk Dec 03, 2018

Ross and Jessie are live from Indianapolis staying in a train hotel with a real train that runs over the top in which they provide ear plugs for, Jables fantasizes about starting a band called "New Soup", Ross gives his thoughts on the new marsh mellow craze, the death of Gerge Bush, and is there anything worse than piss warm Monster? Buy Ross' New Book! https://www.amazon.com/When-Darkness-Falls-Doesnt-Catch/dp/0692096663/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1543765135&sr=8-1&keywords=when+darkness+falls+he+doesn%27t+catch+it
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Episode 291 - The 8 Million Dollar Gender Reveal Nov 30, 2018

Ross and Jessie discuss the poor guy who started a brushfire for his child's gender reveal that cost him 8 million dollars, the criminal who tried to light a cop car on fire while still in it, Michael Cohen having to testify for 70 hours, and Jables is back with an all new "Crime Corner"! But Ross' New Book on Itunes! https://itunes.apple.com/us/audiobook/when-darkness-falls-he-doesnt-catch-it-unabridged/id1435802628
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Episode 290 - I Want A CRISPR Baby! Nov 28, 2018

Ross and Jessie chat about the Chinese doctor who has successfully genetically altered CRISPR babies, Dwight Howard threatening his trans lover, Ross predicts when the first robot dog will kill a human, and Jables talks about how society might just eventually just to revert back to the 1970's. Buy Ross New Book On Audible: https://www.audible.com/pd/B07H5R2RN9/?source_code=AUDFPWS0223189MWT-BK-ACX0-127307&ref=acx_bty_BK_ACX0_127307_rh_us
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Episode 289 - Can You De-Thanksgiving My Body? Nov 26, 2018

Ross and Jessie discuss their dream of opening up a service to take all of the "Thanksgiving" out of your body the day after the holiday, the crazy 7 Overtime game in College Football, why Kevin Costner is the only Robin Hood, the new live action Lion King movie trailer that broke all the records, and why John Legend lip synced at the Macy's Thanksgiving Day parade like a b*tch.
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Episode 288 - The Dookie Water Cruise Nov 21, 2018

Ross and Jessie discuss Ellen Pompeo's "those white people" remarks, Ross loses a bet and has to dye his hair to be Steve Prefontaine, Jessie is worried about getting "Sex Traffic'd" as well as being exposed to dookie water on a cruise ship. Buy Ross' New Book here: https://www.amazon.com/When-Darkness-Falls-Doesnt-Catch/dp/0692096663/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1542758729&sr=8-1&keywords=when+darkness+falls+he+doesn%27t+catch+it
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Episode 287 - Maternity Pants For Thanksgiving! Nov 19, 2018

Ross and Jessie chat about their favorite eating week of the year, why it sucks being the First Lady, Ross talks about his hatred for Formula One Racing, why they miss the old Steve Carrell and "The Office", and why singers at the Macy's Day parade are worthless. Buy Ross' New Book "When Darkness Falls, He Doesn't Catch It" https://www.amazon.com/When-Darkness-Falls-Doesnt-Catch/dp/0692096663/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1542586367&sr=8-1&keywords=when+darkness+falls+he+doesn%27t+catch+it
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Episode 286 - When Sly Met Bruce Nov 16, 2018

Ross and Jessie discuss why no one wants to be a juror on the El Chapo trial in NYC right now, when Sly Stallone met Bruce Springsteen backstage after his Broadway show the other night, what age it's not cute to own a bunk bed anymore, and Jables is back with an all new Crime Corner! Buy Ross' New Book on Audible! https://www.audible.com/pd/B07H5R2RN9/?source_code=AUDFPWS0223189MWT-BK-ACX0-127307&ref=acx_bty_BK_ACX0_127307_rh_us
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Episode 285 - The Jill Scott Peppercracker Nov 14, 2018

Ross and Jessie discuss the sexual technique Jill Scott used on stage last night called "the peppercracker", CNN suing the White House, what happened to Larry from "Perfect Strangers", the California wildfires, and Jessie asks the eternal question of when it became popular for hot white girl singers to perform with rappers? Buy Ross' New Book "When Darkness Falls, He Doesn't Catch It" https://www.amazon.com/When-Darkness-Falls-Doesnt-Catch/dp/0692096663/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1542160347&sr=8-1&keywords=when+darkness+falls+he+doesn%27t+catch+it
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Episode 284 - Like They Forgot About Flay Nov 12, 2018

Ross and Jessie discuss fighting around holiday season, why the Cooking Channel can't have Bobby Flay live on Thanksgiving Day, we give our review of "Bohemian Rhapsody", and what the appropriate price per bottle should be to properly hide alcoholism from loved ones. Buy Ross' New Book "When Darkness Falls, He Doesn't Catch It" https://www.amazon.com/When-Darkness-Falls-Doesnt-Catch/dp/0692096663/ref=tmm_hrd_swatch_0?_encoding=UTF8&qid=&sr=
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Episode 283 - How Much For One Rib? Nov 09, 2018

Ross and Jessie discuss Ruth Bader Ginsburg breaking 3 ribs in a fall at her office, CNN's Jim Acosta melting down and shoving a White House staffer, the Beastie Boys new book, and the shooting in California at Borderline. Buy Ross' Book "When Darkness Falls He Doesn't Catch It" https://www.amazon.com/When-Darkness-Falls-Doesnt-Catch/dp/0692096663/ref=pd_sim_14_1?_encoding=UTF8&pd_rd_i=0692096663&pd_rd_r=99029e8d-e3a3-11e8-8dc5-1b3e32604323&pd_rd_w=Mpsig&pd_rd_wg=mIm0m&pf_rd_i=desktop-dp-sims&pf_rd_m=ATVPDKIKX0DER&pf_rd_p=18bb0b78-4200-49b9-ac91-f141d61a1780&pf_rd_r=ENYH7M4Z85N4FEGW4W3A&pf_rd_s=desktop-dp-sims&pf_rd_t=40701&psc=1&refRID=ENYH7M4Z85N4FEGW4W3A
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Episode 282 - Have You Had The Gumbo??? Nov 07, 2018

Ross and Jessie discuss the midterm election results, the recent craze for New Orleans food, Beto-mania, Ross goes on "Cash Cab" and loses, and Jessie finally goes out boozing again. Buy Ross' New Book For Christmas! https://www.amazon.com/When-Darkness-Falls-Doesnt-Catch/dp/0692096663/ref=tmm_hrd_swatch_0?_encoding=UTF8&qid=1540943444&sr=8-1
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Episode 281 - Midterm Election Prediction Show Nov 05, 2018

Ross and Jessie discuss the midterm elections tomorrow and Ross gives his exact number of how the seats will shake out in the House and the Senate. Buy Ross' New Book "When Darkness Falls, He Doesn't Catch It" https://www.amazon.com/When-Darkness-Falls-Doesnt-Catch/dp/0692096663/ref=tmm_hrd_swatch_0?_encoding=UTF8&qid=1541100587&sr=8-1
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Episode 280 - Girls Who Eat Hot Dogs Outside Da Club Nov 02, 2018

Ross and Jessie discuss her girls who eat street dogs, the death of Whitey Bulger, the Robert Mueller rape case, the new posthumous Lil' Peep album, and Jables tries out a new "Halloween" voice that's super fun. Buy Ross' New Book "When Darkness Falls, He Doesn't Catch It" https://www.amazon.com/When-Darkness-Falls-Doesnt-Catch/dp/0692096663/ref=tmm_hrd_swatch_0?_encoding=UTF8&qid=1541100587&sr=8-1
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Episode 279 - You Dressed Your Kid Up As Hitler For Halloween??? Oct 31, 2018

Ross and Jessie discuss "A Star Is Born" and why it's Jessie's new obsession, why the asylum seekers in the caravan have nicer clothes than us, when your kids stop letting you dress them up for Halloween, and the parents that dressed their 5 year old up as Hitler. Buy Ross' New Book https://www.amazon.com/When-Darkness-Falls-Doesnt-Catch/dp/B07H5P5BY7/ref=sr_1_1_twi_audd_3?ie=UTF8&qid=1540943444&sr=8-1&keywords=when+darkness+falls+he+doesn%27t+catch+it
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Episode 278 - The MAGAbomber Oct 29, 2018

Ross and Jessie discuss the ex-stripper/bodybuilder who got caught sending bombs to Democrats, the big business of hologram tours for dead singers, the recent church shooting in Pittsburgh, and Ross tries his hand at a "Crime Corner" involving a serial rabbit killer. Buy Ross' New book "When Darkness Falls, He Doesn't Catch It" https://www.amazon.com/When-Darkness-Falls-Doesnt-Catch/dp/B07H5P5BY7/ref=tmm_aud_swatch_0?_encoding=UTF8&qid=1540770621&sr=8-1
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Episode 277 - George Brett Pooped His Pants Oct 26, 2018

Ross is joined by special guests Jarred Taylor and Jack Mandaville as they discuss the caravan of 14,000 coming to the border, what it's like going to an actual cockfight, and Ross recounts the infamous story of MLB Hall Of Famer George Brett pooping his pants. Buy Ross' New Book https://www.amazon.com/When-Darkness-Falls-Doesnt-Catch/dp/B07H5P5BY7/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_product_top?ie=UTF8
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Episode 276 - The Three Brads Oct 24, 2018

Ross and Jessie discuss their three favorite Brad Pitt phases, the OG's of ass eating who were ahead of their time, Jables shares her love of Randy Newman, and Ross gets harassed when he went to vote early. Buy Ross' New Book on Audible https://www.audible.com/pd/B07H5R2RN9/?source_code=AUDFPWS0223189MWT-BK-ACX0-127307&ref=acx_bty_BK_ACX0_127307_rh_us
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Episode 275 - Everything Needs Sour Cream! Oct 22, 2018

Ross and Jessie discuss Elizabeth Warren desperately trying to identify as Native American, how Ross wants every food except Chinese food "Americanized" to eat, how difficult your relationship becomes with a newborn, and Jessie goes off on Meghan Markel's baby announcement. Buy Ross' New Audiobook: https://www.audible.com/pd/B07H5R2RN9/?source_code=AUDFPWS0223189MWT-BK-ACX0-127307&ref=acx_bty_BK_ACX0_127307_rh_us
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Episode 274 - How Much To F*ck That Parrot? Oct 19, 2018

Ross and Jessie discuss the death of Dennis Hof, how Ross has found a new way to beat the stress of TSA screenings, teaching your child not to be a snitch, why Roseanne tanked in the ratings after they killed her off, and Jables is bringing you an all new "Crime Corner". Buy Ross' New Audiobook https://www.audible.com/pd/B07H5R2RN9/?source_code=AUDFPWS0223189MWT-BK-ACX0-127307&ref=acx_bty_BK_ACX0_127307_rh_us
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Episode 273 - The Accidental Life Advice Call-in Show Oct 17, 2018

Ross and Jessie take live calls with listeners who are either giving life advice or asking for it. You never know what's going to happen when people are drinking on a Friday night. Buy Ross' New Book On Audible below! https://www.audible.com/pd/B07H5R2RN9/?source_code=AUDFPWS0223189MWT-BK-ACX0-127307&ref=acx_bty_BK_ACX0_127307_rh_us
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Episode 272 - Inappropriate Wedding Songs Oct 15, 2018

Ross and Jessie share the story of picking an inappropriate wedding song, why guys have no one to look up to for fashion advice anymore, and why the Barenaked Ladies are strictly only recording children's music now.
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Episode 271 - The World's Scariest Haunted House Oct 12, 2018

Ross and Jessie discuss a possible hunting trip to kill alligators, Jessie's thoughts on Anthony Bourdain's final Parts Unknown episodes, Taylor Swift getting political, and the world's scariest haunted house at McKamey Manor in San Diego. Buy Ross's New Book On Audible https://www.audible.com/pd/B07H5R2RN9/?source_code=AUDFPWS0223189MWT-BK-ACX0-127307&ref=acx_bty_BK_ACX0_127307_rh_us
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Episode 270 - Chased By Murderers! Oct 10, 2018

Ross and Jessie discuss a new type of cardio where you have to run away from murderers, Ross asks the question if millennials even care about voting in the mid-term elections, and what it was actually like being at the Mcgregor/Khabib fight when the fight spilled out into the crowd. Chaos. Buy Ross' New Book "When Darkness Falls, He Doesn't Catch It" https://www.amazon.com/When-Darkness-Falls-Doesnt-Catch/dp/0692096663/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1539133531&sr=8-1&keywords=when+darkness+falls+he+doesn%27t+catch+it
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Episode 269 - Special Guest Pete Rose Oct 08, 2018

Ross sits down with Cincinnati Reds legend Pete Rose to discuss the MLB playoffs as well as his World Series picks. Pete tells the most amazing story about Joe DiMaggio's penis you'll ever hear. Charlie Hustle is the f**king best! Buy Ross New Book On Audible https://www.audible.com/pd/B07H5R2RN9/?source_code=AUDFPWS0223189MWT-BK-ACX0-127307&ref=acx_bty_BK_ACX0_127307_rh_us
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Episode 268 - A Jables Is Born Oct 05, 2018

Ross and Jessie discuss Damon Wayans quitting Lethal Weapon, the swift turn on "A Star Is Born", Suge Knight going to jail for life, a 2 year old driving a car in a DUI case, and Ross feels like he is finally bros with Pete Rose. Buy Ross' New Book https://www.amazon.com/When-Darkness-Falls-Doesnt-Catch/dp/0692096663/ref=tmm_hrd_swatch_0?_encoding=UTF8&qid=&sr=
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Episode 267 - The Evolution Of Celebrity Crushes Oct 03, 2018

Ross and Jessie go into great detail of their celebrity crushes over the years and why they fell out of favor with them, honest review of Lil' Wayne "Tha Carter V", Ben Affleck looking jacked out of rehab, Kanye West crashing the stage again at SNL, and Jables is back with an all new "Crime Corner". Buy Ross' New Audiobook https://www.audible.com/pd/B07H5R2RN9/?source_code=AUDFPWS0223189MWT-BK-ACX0-127307&ref=acx_bty_BK_ACX0_127307_rh_us
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Episode 266 - Live From Pittsburgh! Oct 01, 2018

Ross Patterson is joined by Dan Hollaway live in Pittsburgh as they talk about the Penn State game, what it's like to take someone's soul, how many inches until you become gay, and a sandwich with cole slaw and fries on it. Buy Ross New Book On Audible: https://www.audible.com/pd/B07H5R2RN9/?source_code=AUDFPWS0223189MWT-BK-ACX0-127307&ref=acx_bty_BK_ACX0_127307_rh_us
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Episode 265 - There's A Turtle In My Vagina Sep 28, 2018

Ross and Jessie discuss the new Iphone and why cell phone stores have turned into the DMV, the new Prince album, who you would trade to die, why Ross wants you to exploit his death, and Jables is back with an all new "Crime Corner! Buy Ross' New Book On Audible: https://www.audible.com/pd/B07H5R2RN9/?source_code=AUDFPWS0223189MWT-BK-ACX0-127307&ref=acx_bty_BK_ACX0_127307_rh_us
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Episode 264 - Double RBG'd Bro?? Sep 26, 2018

Ross and Jessie discuss why Hollywood is making 2 Ruth Bader Ginsburg movies at the same time, how Tom Arnold has become the conspiracy theorist we all will hate, why Norm McDonald is awesome, and Jables gets amped about the new "Making Of A Murderer". Buy Ross' New Audiobook https://www.amazon.com/When-Darkness-Falls-Doesnt-Catch/dp/B07H5P5BY7/ref=tmm_aud_swatch_0?_encoding=UTF8&qid=1530647620&sr=1-2
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Episode 263 - She's Going To Testify??? Sep 24, 2018

Ross and Jessie discuss the MGK Vs Eminem beef, Ross' love for Gold Bond, the woman testifying against Brett Kavanaugh next week, and the disappointment over Tha Carter V not coming out. Buy Ross' New Book On Audible https://www.amazon.com/When-Darkness-Falls-Doesnt-Catch/dp/B07H5P5BY7/ref=tmm_aud_swatch_0?_encoding=UTF8&qid=1530647620&sr=1-2
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Episode 262 - Nuked Again Sep 21, 2018

Ross and Jessie discuss heading back into the city of Wilmington NC to find another house hit by a hurricane, the Kavanaugh sexual assault accuser coming forward after 40 years, Lil Wayne finally dropping The Carter IV tonight, and Jables is back with an all new Crime Corner. Buy Ross' New Book On Audible "When Darkness Falls He Doesn't Catch It" https://www.amazon.com/When-Darkness-Falls-Doesnt-Catch/dp/B07H5P5BY7/ref=tmm_aud_swatch_0?_encoding=UTF8&qid=1530647620&sr=1-2
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Episode 261 - Bout That Cabin Life! Sep 19, 2018

Ross and Jessie are live from Black Mountain, NC from Jables cabin in the woods as they discuss how janky the JFK crime scene is, how fake the hurricane news was from Wilmington, and the magic of "burnt ends" at a great BBQ restaurant. Buy Ross' New Book "When Darkness Falls, He Doesn't Catch It" on Audible https://www.amazon.com/When-Darkness-Falls-Doesnt-Catch/dp/B07H5P5BY7/ref=tmm_aud_swatch_0?_encoding=UTF8&qid=1530647620&sr=1-2
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Episode 260 - Live From Dallas! Sep 17, 2018

Ross does his best Anthony Bourdain live from Craft and Growler in Texas as he sits down with Miss Dallas and the owner of Dude Sweet Chocolate to chat about the art scene and cool up and coming companies. They also discuss the ghosts in Jack Ruby's old whorehouse. Special co-host Dan Hollaway.
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When Darkness Falls, He Doesn't Catch It Audible Trailer Sep 12, 2018

Here is a preview of the audiobook for "When Darkness Falls, He Doesn't Catch It" now available on Audible.
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Episode 259 - Riders On The Storm! Sep 12, 2018

Ross and Jessie discuss Hurricane Florence bearing down on them before they evacuate, in case we don't make it Jables drops one last "Crime Corner".
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Episode 258 - RIP Burt "Poonstar" Reynolds Sep 10, 2018

Ross and Jessie discuss the death of a poon legend Burt Reynolds, why everyone needs a "Fleet White", the wild Elon Musk interview with Joe Rogan, and the death of Mac Miller
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Episode 257 - What REALLY Happened On The Set Of Lethal Weapon Sep 07, 2018

Ross Patterson sits down with actor Clayne Crawford who played "Riggs" on Fox's hit tv show Lethal Weapon to discuss his recent firing from the show. In this exclusive interview he finally reveals his side of the story after months of silence.
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Episode 256 - Nike Took A Knee Sep 05, 2018

Ross and Jessie discuss Nike making Colin Kaepernick the face of their new ad campaign, the ridiculousness behind the Supreme Court Justice hearings, and Jables is back with an all new “Crime Corner”.
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Episode 255 - No American Flag On The Moon? Sep 03, 2018

Ross and Jessie discuss the upcoming Neil Armstrong biopic starring Ryan Gosling where they aren't going to show him plant the American flag on the moon, Bill Clinton and a preacher getting filthy with Ariana Grande at Aretha Franklin's funeral, the Trump hatred at John McCain's funeral, and why black people throw the best funerals. Buy Ross' New Book "When Darkness Falls, He Doesn't Catch It" https://www.amazon.com/When-Darkness-Falls-Doesnt-Catch/dp/0692096663/ref=tmm_hrd_swatch_0?_encoding=UTF8&qid=1530647620&sr=1-2
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Episode 254 - Live Fantasy Football Draft Special Aug 31, 2018

Ross does an entire fantasy football draft live in real time for those fantasy football junkies out there trying to get a leg up on the competition in the height of draft season. Buy Ross' New Book "When Darkness Falls, He Doesn't Catch It" https://www.amazon.com/When-Darkness-Falls-Doesnt-Catch/dp/0692096663/ref=sr_1_2?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1530647620&sr=1-2&keywords=at+night+she+cries+while+he+rides+his+steed
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Episode 253 - You're Killing Off Roseanne??? Aug 29, 2018

Ross and Jessie discuss the return of Louis CK, the return of the tv show "Roseanne" without her, the sun or moon for the rest of your life debate, and Jables is back with an all new "Crime Corner." Buy Ross' New Book "When Darkness Falls, He Doesn't Catch It" https://www.amazon.com/When-Darkness-Falls-Doesnt-Catch/dp/171984447X/ref=tmm_pap_swatch_0?_encoding=UTF8&qid=1535514246&sr=8-1
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Episode 252 - Save Ben Affleck Aug 27, 2018

Ross and Jessie discuss Ben Affleck getting hauled away to rehab for the 3rd time, the death of John McCain, the Pope covering up for a pedophile, and Jemelle Hill getting fired. Buy Ross' New Book "When Darkness Falls, He Doesn't Catch It" here: https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/when-darkness-falls-he-doesnt-catch-it-ross-patterson/1128525741?ean=9780692096666
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Episode 251 - The Pussification Of Society Aug 24, 2018

Ross and Jessie go all in on the new "tattletale" mentality of today's society, the Trump Russia probe, the Urban Meyer fallout, and the recent ban of Ross' book on Amazon and how it prevented him from making the best seller list. Buy Ross' Book from Barnes and Noble here: https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/when-darkness-falls-he-doesnt-catch-it-ross-patterson/1128525741?ean=9780692096666
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Episode 250 - #himtoo Aug 22, 2018

Ross and Jessie discuss the leader of the #meetoo movement Asia Argento getting popped for paying off an underage boy for sex, Madonna turning her Aretha Franklin tribute into a moment about her, and the dismal MTV VMA awards where they made Post Malon duet with Aerosmith. Buy Ross' New Book "When Darkness Falls, He Doesn't Catch It" https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/when-darkness-falls-he-doesnt-catch-it-ross-patterson/1128525741?ean=9780692096666
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Episode 249 - How Rich Is She??? Aug 20, 2018

Ross and Jessie discuss why she is a week overdue with a baby, the meltdown of Elon Musk, why Aretha Franklin was a boss, and why dating or marrying a super rich woman can be emasculating. Buy Ross' New Book "When Darkness Falls, He Doesn't Catch It" https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/when-darkness-falls-he-doesnt-catch-it-ross-patterson/1128525741?ean=9780692096666
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Episode 248 - F**k Amazon! Aug 17, 2018

Ross and Jessie discuss the controversy of Amazon banning Ross' book "When Darkness Falls, He Doesn't Catch It", men who go bald super early, Jables drops her favorite "Tombstone Daddies" list, and we also chat about the rapper who claims she was locked inside Elon Musk's mansion while he was on acid. Buy Ross' New Book "When Darkness Falls, He Doesn't Catch It" here: https://www.barnesandnoble.com/reviews/when-darkness-falls-he-doesnt-catch-it-ross-patterson/1128525741?ean=9780692096666
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Episode 247 - I'm Going To Try And Do A Barrel Roll! Aug 15, 2018

Ross and Jessie discuss the legend of Beebo Russell aka "Skyman" who hijacked the Alaska Airlines flight, how we would want to go out in this life, and putting a limit on breeding ugly children. This show got weird. Buy Ross' New Book "When Darkness Falls, He Doesn't Catch It" https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/when-darkness-falls-he-doesnt-catch-it-ross-patterson/1128525741?ean=9780692096666
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Episode 246 - Water Birth Podcast??? Aug 13, 2018

Ross and Jessie discuss his fictional album "A Father's Struggle", the ridiculous changes made to the Oscars this year, Lindsay Lohan's new reality series, and Jables is back with the craziest "Crimer Corner" of all time! Buy Ross' New Book "When Darkness Falls, He Doesn't Catch It" https://www.amazon.com/When-Darkness-Falls-Doesnt-Catch/dp/0692096663/ref=pd_bxgy_14_img_2?_encoding=UTF8&pd_rd_i=0692096663&pd_rd_r=1fa85af6-940e-11e8-b81f-fd4e0edbabeb&pd_rd_w=l0nZR&pd_rd_wg=1RC7K&pf_rd_i=desktop-dp-sims&pf_rd_m=ATVPDKIKX0DER&pf_rd_p=1475879231140687736&pf_rd_r=70J80QR8K18JDY9ME4QA&pf_rd_s=desktop-dp-sims&pf_rd_t=40701&psc=1&refRID=70J80QR8K18JDY9ME4QA
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Episode 245 - I Hate "Woke" People Aug 10, 2018

Ross and Jessie discuss the overusage of the term "woke", Rosie O'Donnell protesting outside the White House with Broadway singers, and the 10 year anniversary of Pineapple Express. Buy Ross' New Book "When Darkness Falls, He Doesn't Catch It" https://www.amazon.com/When-Darkness-Falls-Doesnt-Catch/dp/0692096663/ref=pd_bxgy_14_img_2?_encoding=UTF8&pd_rd_i=0692096663&pd_rd_r=1fa85af6-940e-11e8-b81f-fd4e0edbabeb&pd_rd_w=l0nZR&pd_rd_wg=1RC7K&pf_rd_i=desktop-dp-sims&pf_rd_m=ATVPDKIKX0DER&pf_rd_p=1475879231140687736&pf_rd_r=70J80QR8K18JDY9ME4QA&pf_rd_s=desktop-dp-sims&pf_rd_t=40701&psc=1&refRID=70J80QR8K18JDY9ME4QA
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Episode 244 - The End Of Free Speech Aug 08, 2018

Ross and Jessie discuss the fallout of Alex Jones being banned from from Facebook, YouTube, and Spotify and what this means for podcasts and free speech in general. Buy Ross' New Book Out Next Week "When Darkness Falls, He Doesn't Catch It" https://www.amazon.com/When-Darkness-Falls-Doesnt-Catch/dp/0692096663/ref=sr_1_1?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1533268712&sr=1-1&keywords=when+darkness+falls+he+doesnt+catch+it
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Episode 243 - Chicks With Short Torso's Aug 06, 2018

Ross and Jessie discuss Lance Bass trying to buy the original "Brady Bunch" house, the hotness of Six on "Blossom", why every single YouTube action sports video has crappy music, and how Jessie being forced to watch season 3 of Frazier for a week straight. Buy Ross' New Book "When Darkness Falls, He Doesn't Catch It" https://www.amazon.com/When-Darkness-Falls-Doesnt-Catch/dp/0692096663/ref=sr_1_1?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1533268712&sr=1-1&keywords=when+darkness+falls+he+doesnt+catch+it
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Episode 242 - The Inside Out Penis Aug 03, 2018

Ross and Jessie discuss the fallout of Ross' hero Urban Meyer, the pirate ship ride at Kennywood that lost it's brakes and went on for 10 minutes straight, Trump's approval rating climbing to 50%, and Jessie goes into incorrect graphic detail of how gender reassignment surgery works. Buy Ross' New Book "When Darkness Falls, He Doesn't Catch It" https://www.amazon.com/When-Darkness-Falls-Doesnt-Catch/dp/0692096663/ref=pd_bxgy_14_img_2?_encoding=UTF8&pd_rd_i=0692096663&pd_rd_r=1fa85af6-940e-11e8-b81f-fd4e0edbabeb&pd_rd_w=l0nZR&pd_rd_wg=1RC7K&pf_rd_i=desktop-dp-sims&pf_rd_m=ATVPDKIKX0DER&pf_rd_p=1475879231140687736&pf_rd_r=70J80QR8K18JDY9ME4QA&pf_rd_s=desktop-dp-sims&pf_rd_t=40701&psc=1&refRID=70J80QR8K18JDY9ME4QA
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Episode 241 - The Mob Mentality Aug 01, 2018

Ross and Jessie discuss the Guardians Of The Galaxy cast asking for James Gunn to be reinstated, praise for Lebron James opening a new school, the people who have been cleared of #Metoo, and they chat about the new "Castaway" tv show and whether or not you could do it? Buy Ross' New Book "When Darkness Falls, He Doesn't Catch It" https://www.amazon.com/When-Darkness-Falls-Doesnt-Catch/dp/0692096663/ref=pd_bxgy_14_img_2?_encoding=UTF8&pd_rd_i=0692096663&pd_rd_r=1fa85af6-940e-11e8-b81f-fd4e0edbabeb&pd_rd_w=l0nZR&pd_rd_wg=1RC7K&pf_rd_i=desktop-dp-sims&pf_rd_m=ATVPDKIKX0DER&pf_rd_p=1475879231140687736&pf_rd_r=70J80QR8K18JDY9ME4QA&pf_rd_s=desktop-dp-sims&pf_rd_t=40701&psc=1&refRID=70J80QR8K18JDY9ME4QA
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Episode 240 - Why Can't Asian Men Grow Beards? Jul 30, 2018

Ross and Jessie discuss the meteoric rise of Democratic Socialist Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, why Asian men can't grow beards, the difficulty of naming your kid after yourself when you're super famous, how Twitter and Facebook crashed at the same time this week in the stock market, and Jables is back with an all new "Crime Corner". Buy Ross' New Book "When Darkness Falls, He Doesn't Catch It" https://www.amazon.com/When-Darkness-Falls-Doesnt-Catch/dp/0692096663/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1532563466&sr=8-1&keywords=when+darkness+falls+he+doesn%27t+catch+it
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Episode 239 - Alligator Rape Is Real? Jul 27, 2018

Ross and Jessie discuss people raping alligators, the Trevor Noah controversy, the dude who took a pick axe to Donald Trump's star on the Hollywood Walk Of Fame, Demi Lovato OD'ing, and Jables brings you an all new "Crime Corner". Buy Ross' New Book "When Darkness Falls, He Doesn't Catch It" https://www.amazon.com/When-Darkness-Falls-Doesnt-Catch/dp/0692096663/ref=pd_sim_14_1?_encoding=UTF8&pd_rd_i=0692096663&pd_rd_r=aa3beb96-911e-11e8-b81f-fd4e0edbabeb&pd_rd_w=PybSw&pd_rd_wg=B2tQj&pf_rd_i=desktop-dp-sims&pf_rd_m=ATVPDKIKX0DER&pf_rd_p=2610440344683357453&pf_rd_r=SQAP71QG57J5GARHJYF3&pf_rd_s=desktop-dp-sims&pf_rd_t=40701&psc=1&refRID=SQAP71QG57J5GARHJYF3
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Episode 238 - Ayahuaska In Peru Jul 25, 2018

Ross and Jessie discuss clearing your mind with ayahuaska, why Tim Tebow has terrible luck, who the type of people are that marry actual porn stars, and why men should watch "The Bachelor" with women to get laid. Buy Ross' New Book "When Darkness Falls, He Doesn't Catch It" https://www.amazon.com/When-Darkness-Falls-Doesnt-Catch/dp/0692096663/ref=sr_1_1?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1532466159&sr=1-1&keywords=when+darkness+falls+he+doesnt+catch+it
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Episode 237 - Adultnapping Jul 23, 2018

Ross and Jessie discuss the recent kidnapping of adult men, why Tiger Woods in contention makes dude's Sundays great, why taking out a porn star to a nice dinner is a bold move, and the hostage situation at Trader Joe's. Buy Ross' New Book "When Darkness Falls, He Doesn't Catch It" https://www.amazon.com/When-Darkness-Falls-Doesnt-Catch/dp/0692096663/ref=pd_bxgy_14_img_2?_encoding=UTF8&pd_rd_i=0692096663&pd_rd_r=0237a3e5-757e-11e8-8a2e-95dda931668e&pd_rd_w=x3zcN&pd_rd_wg=qlu5H&pf_rd_i=desktop-dp-sims&pf_rd_m=ATVPDKIKX0DER&pf_rd_p=3914568618330124508&pf_rd_r=R851PR7NFZXCS4MQG41K&pf_rd_s=desktop-dp-sims&pf_rd_t=40701&psc=1&refRID=R851PR7NFZXCS4MQG41K
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Episode 236 - The 90's Music Trivia Quiz! Jul 20, 2018

Ross surprises Jessie with a 90's music trivia test to see if she really knows her favorite decade or if it's all a sham. We also chat about the ESPY's and Malcolm Gladwell's 10,000 hours of bullsh*t. Buy Ross' New Book "When Darkness Falls, He Doesn't Catch It" https://www.amazon.com/When-Darkness-Falls-Doesnt-Catch/dp/0692096663/ref=pd_sim_14_1?_encoding=UTF8&pd_rd_i=0692096663&pd_rd_r=07236665-8aee-11e8-9c69-252c111cdb03&pd_rd_w=TrK5t&pd_rd_wg=sbYs6&pf_rd_i=desktop-dp-sims&pf_rd_m=ATVPDKIKX0DER&pf_rd_p=2610440344683357453&pf_rd_r=2TVGN26TSBBZ1NTG1XGC&pf_rd_s=desktop-dp-sims&pf_rd_t=40701&psc=1&refRID=2TVGN26TSBBZ1NTG1XGC&dpID=61oUUzOGbZL&preST=_SY291_BO1,204,203,200_QL40_&dpSrc=detail
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Episode 235 - Sports Illustrated Breastfeeding Model Jul 18, 2018

Ross and Jessie discuss the swimsuit model live breastfeeding on a catwalk, Bryce Harper's incredible Home Run Derby Contest, Trump meeting Putin, and why the new She-ra reboot cartoon looks like a dude. Buy Ross' New Book "When Darkness Falls, He Doesn't Catch It" https://www.amazon.com/When-Darkness-Falls-Doesnt-Catch/dp/0692096663
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Episode 234 - The No Armed Painter Jul 16, 2018

Ross and Jessie discuss going behind the scenes of the Travis Pastrana Evel Knievil jumps in Las Vegas for History Channel, meeting Dana White, Scarlett Johannson dropping out of her "trans" role, and Jables is back with an all new "Crime Corner". Buy Ross' New Book "When Darkness Falls, He Doesn't Catch It" https://www.amazon.com/When-Darkness-Falls-Doesnt-Catch/dp/0692096663/ref=pd_sim_14_1?_encoding=UTF8&pd_rd_i=0692096663&pd_rd_r=GHK54CG3FKY5Z5F5YDS5&pd_rd_w=HnNk5&pd_rd_wg=J8Ted&psc=1&refRID=GHK54CG3FKY5Z5F5YDS5&dpID=61oUUzOGbZL&preST=_SY291_BO1,204,203,200_QL40_&dpSrc=detail
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Episode 233 - Who Brought The Sh*tty Dish? Jul 13, 2018

Ross and Jessie discuss the Thai kids stuck in a cave, that one neighbor who always brings a sh*tty dish to a potluck party, James Woods agent firing him on the 4th of July, and the top 3 tourists days to avoid in NYC. Buy Ross' New Book "When Darkness Falls, He Doesn't Catch It" https://www.amazon.com/When-Darkness-Falls-Doesnt-Catch/dp/0692096663/ref=pd_sim_14_1?_encoding=UTF8&pd_rd_i=0692096663&pd_rd_r=GHK54CG3FKY5Z5F5YDS5&pd_rd_w=HnNk5&pd_rd_wg=J8Ted&psc=1&refRID=GHK54CG3FKY5Z5F5YDS5&dpID=61oUUzOGbZL&preST=_SY291_BO1,204,203,200_QL40_&dpSrc=detail
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Episode 232 - Special Guest Riley Smith Jul 11, 2018

Ross sits down with old friend actor Riley Smith from "Not Another Teen Movie", "Frequency", "Radio", "24", and many many more to discuss his career and his new show airing on Fox this fall "Proven Innocent" with Kelsey Grammar. Buy Ross' New Book "When Darkness Falls, He Doesn't Catch It" https://www.amazon.com/When-Darkness-Falls-Doesnt-Catch/dp/0692096663/ref=pd_sim_14_1?_encoding=UTF8&pd_rd_i=0692096663&pd_rd_r=GHK54CG3FKY5Z5F5YDS5&pd_rd_w=HnNk5&pd_rd_wg=J8Ted&psc=1&refRID=GHK54CG3FKY5Z5F5YDS5&dpID=61oUUzOGbZL&preST=_SY291_BO1,204,203,200_QL40_&dpSrc=detail
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Episode 231 - What's REALLY Happening At The Border. Jul 09, 2018

Ross sits down with good friend Vincent "Rocco" Vargas a former border patrol agent to discuss what is actually happening at the US-Mexico border. It's not what the media is portraying. Buy Ross' New Book "When Darkness Falls, He Doesn't Catch It" https://www.amazon.com/When-Darkness-Falls-Doesnt-Catch/dp/0692096663/ref=pd_sim_14_1?_encoding=UTF8&pd_rd_i=0692096663&pd_rd_r=GHK54CG3FKY5Z5F5YDS5&pd_rd_w=HnNk5&pd_rd_wg=J8Ted&psc=1&refRID=GHK54CG3FKY5Z5F5YDS5&dpID=61oUUzOGbZL&preST=_SY291_BO1,204,203,200_QL40_&dpSrc=detail
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Episode 230 - Joey Chestnut Is The GOAT. Jul 06, 2018

Ross and Jessie discuss the hot dog eating master Joey Chestnut, the blowback of Scarlett Johansson taking on a transgender role, the magic of 4th of July, and Ross talks about how he only likes his hot dogs burnt to sh*t. Buy Ross' New Book "When Darkness Falls, He Doesn't Catch It" https://amzn.to/2lUPprx
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Episode 229 - Warriors By 40! Jul 04, 2018

Ross and Jessie discuss Lebron James going to the Lakers, Maxine Waters telling people to shoot straight, Spain sending a transgender as their representative to Miss Universe, and Jables announces the new baby! Buy Ross' New Book "When Darkness Falls, He Doesn't Catch It" https://www.amazon.com/When-Darkness-Falls-Doesnt-Catch/dp/0692096663/ref=sr_1_2?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1530647620&sr=1-2&keywords=at+night+she+cries+while+he+rides+his+steed
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Episode 228 - Wild Wild Country Jul 02, 2018

Ross and Jessie discuss the phenom documentary that everyone is watching "Wild Wild Country", Michael Jackson showing up on the new Drake album, and could you join a cult? Buy Ross' New Book "When Darkness Falls, He Doesn't Catch It" https://www.amazon.com/When-Darkness-Falls-Doesnt-Catch/dp/0692096663/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1530477680&sr=8-1&keywords=when+darkness+falls+he+doesnt+catch+it
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Episode 227 - The Butt Trumpet? Jun 29, 2018

Ross and Jessie discuss Supreme Court Justice Kennedy stepping down and what it means, the death of Joe Jackson, Drake's new 25 song double album dropping tonight, Ed Sheeran getting sued for $100 million, and Jables is back with an all new "Crime Corner". Buy Ross' New Book "When Darkness Falls, He Doesn't Catch It" https://www.amazon.com/When-Darkness-Falls-Doesnt-Catch/dp/0692096663/ref=sr_1_1?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1529702450&sr=1-1&keywords=when+darkness+falls+he+doesnt+catch+it
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Episode 226 - The Glass Bottom Boat Jun 27, 2018

Ross and Jessie begrudgingly discuss why Lena Dunham got it right this week, why celebrities hide behind their walled-in houses in Beverly Hills, Donald Glover's possible plagiarism, and why musicians are embarrassed to admit they have ghostwriters. Buy Ross' New Book "When Darkness Falls, He Doesn't Catch It" https://www.amazon.com/When-Darkness-Falls-Doesnt-Catch/dp/0692096663/ref=pd_bxgy_14_img_2?_encoding=UTF8&pd_rd_i=0692096663&pd_rd_r=0237a3e5-757e-11e8-8a2e-95dda931668e&pd_rd_w=x3zcN&pd_rd_wg=qlu5H&pf_rd_i=desktop-dp-sims&pf_rd_m=ATVPDKIKX0DER&pf_rd_p=3914568618330124508&pf_rd_r=R851PR7NFZXCS4MQG41K&pf_rd_s=desktop-dp-sims&pf_rd_t=40701&psc=1&refRID=R851PR7NFZXCS4MQG41K
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Episode 225 - Get Out Of My Restaurant! Jun 25, 2018

Ross and Jessie discuss Sarah Sanders Huckabee getting thrown out of a restaurant, Michael Rapaport saving an airplane from going down, Quentin Tarantino being accused of not having any diversity in his upcoming flick, and Jables regales us with "Scat Porn" stories. Buy Ross' New Book "When Darkness Falls, He Doesn't Catch It" https://www.amazon.com/When-Darkness-Falls-Doesnt-Catch/dp/0692096663/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1528344233&sr=8-1&keywords=when+darkness+falls+he+doesnt+catch+it
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Episode 224 - Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Jun 22, 2018

Ross and Jessie discuss the NBA Draft, Trump signing an Executive Order to stop separating immigrant families, Amazon being forced to implement state sales tax, and the end of Jerry Springer's talk show. Buy Ross' New Book "When Darkness Falls, He Doesn't Catch It" https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/0692096663
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Episode 223 - The Hate F*ck Show Jun 20, 2018

Ross and Jessie discuss the things they hate the most today: unsolicited conversation about how hot it is, someone talking to you while you have headphones on, the creator of Modern Family threatening to leave Fox, and the ridiculous immigration photos circulating from 2014. Just know, we hate you. Buy Ross' New Book "When Darkness Falls, He Doesn't Catch It" https://www.amazon.com/When-Darkness-Falls-Doesnt-Catch/dp/0692096663/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1529456987&sr=8-1&keywords=when+darkness+falls+he+doesnt+catch+it
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Episode 222 - When You Binge Watch Too Hard. Jun 18, 2018

Ross and Jessie discuss Father's Day, Phil Mickelson's meltdown at the US Open, the new surprise Jay Z/Beyonce album, binge watching "The Staircase" documentary on Netflix, and the magic of the World Cup starting. Buy Ross' New Book "When Darkness Falls, He Doesn't Catch It" https://www.amazon.com/When-Darkness-Falls-Doesnt-Catch/dp/0692096663/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1529279785&sr=8-1&keywords=when+darkness+falls+he+doesnt+catch+it
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Episode 221 - She Got D*ck Slapped??? Jun 15, 2018

Ross and Jessie discuss Jamie Foxx and Sylvester Stallone's weird sexual assault allegations, the United States men's soccer team failing to make the World Cup, and the Degrassi tv show reunion in the new Drake video. Buy Ross' New Book "When Darkness Falls, He Doesn't Catch It" https://www.amazon.com/When-Darkness-Falls-Doesnt-Catch/dp/0692096663/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1526429583&sr=8-1&keywords=when+darkness+falls+he+doesnt+catch+it
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Episode 220 - That Son Of A B*tch Did It! Jun 13, 2018

Ross and Jessie discuss Trump sitting down with Kim Jong Un, Robert Deniro really knowing his audience, the madness of the ATT&T-Time Warner merger and how customer service is going to suck even more, and Amy Schumer failing upward again. Buy Ross' New Book "When Darkness Falls, He Doesn't Catch It" https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/0692096663
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Episode 219 - Pour Out A Malbec For Bourdain Jun 11, 2018

Ross and Jessie discuss the death of Jessie's hero Anthony Bourdain, Lebron James getting swept out of Cleveland, Lil' Wayne finally getting his freedom, and why Howard Stern is the best to ever do it. Jables does a tribute to Bourdain. Buy Ross' New Book "When Darkness Falls, He Doesn't Catch It" https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/0692096663
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Episode 218 - A Kardashian Did A Good Thing? Jun 08, 2018

Ross and Jessie discuss Kim Kardashian helping to free Alice Marie Johnson, the infatuation with Jake Ryan, Val Kilmer returning for Top Gun 2, and Jables drops another "Crime Corner". Buy Ross New Book "When Darkness Falls, He Doesn't Catch It" https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/0692096663
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Episode 217 - Down With Miss America! Jun 06, 2018

Ross and Jessie discuss the new swimsuit-less Miss America pageant now including "everyone", the death of Kate Spade, the decision to take $4.8 million dollars or to stay in college, and Jables is back with an all new "Crime Corner"! Buy Ross' New Book "When Darkness Falls, He Doesn't Catch It" https://www.amazon.com/When-Darkness-Falls-Doesnt-Catch/dp/0692096663/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1528243965&sr=8-1&keywords=when+darkness+falls+he+doesnt+catch+it
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Episode 216 - Can We All Say "C*nt" Now??? Jun 04, 2018

Ross and Jessie discuss the use of the word "c*nt" on tv by Samantha Bee and Sally Field, Kanye West new album review, Joy Reid's weird homophobia, and why Bill Maher deserves to be fired. Buy Ross' New Book "When Darkness Falls, He Doesn't Catch It" https://www.amazon.com/When-Darkness-Falls-Doesnt-Catch/dp/0692096663/ref=pd_bxgy_14_img_2?_encoding=UTF8&pd_rd_i=0692096663&pd_rd_r=DX7JDCY4AZPXM0BYA7VA&pd_rd_w=cbdZr&pd_rd_wg=0XDtg&psc=1&refRID=DX7JDCY4AZPXM0BYA7VA
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Episode 215 - Ladle My Balls In Marinara Jun 01, 2018

Ross and Jessie discuss Drake's hidden child with a French porn star, Mario Batali getting sexual in the kitchen, Harvey Weinstein working at a Cinnabon, and how much Jables loves Ross' travel schedule... as he does the show live from Las Vegas. Buy Ross' New Book "When Darkness Falls, He Doesn't Catch It" https://www.amazon.com/When-Darkness-Falls-Doesnt-Catch/dp/0692096663/ref=pd_bxgy_14_img_2?_encoding=UTF8&pd_rd_i=0692096663&pd_rd_r=1J8QHXG7X7PXJ334J5NG&pd_rd_w=LcbPB&pd_rd_wg=TZxZj&psc=1&refRID=1J8QHXG7X7PXJ334J5NG
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Episode 214 - WTF Rosanne??? May 30, 2018

Ross and Jessie discuss the cancellation of Rosanne, Game 1 of the Stanley Cup Finals, the remake of "Spawn", and what Lil' Jon does to white people. Buy Ross' New Book "When Darkness Falls, He Doesn't Catch It" https://www.amazon.com/When-Darkness-Falls-Doesnt-Catch/dp/0692096663/ref=pd_sim_14_1?_encoding=UTF8&pd_rd_i=0692096663&pd_rd_r=R3XYEB81A9DPEPZSVPAN&pd_rd_w=mqhj6&pd_rd_wg=F4rNN&psc=1&refRID=R3XYEB81A9DPEPZSVPAN&dpID=618%252BARGvYYL&preST=_SY291_BO1,204,203,200_QL40_&dpSrc=detail
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Episode 213 - Poor Andy Dufresne May 28, 2018

Ross and Jessie discuss Morgan Freeman's #metoo scandal, why it's hard for people to understand why there are problems at the border, the Han Solo movie bombing, back to back Game 7's, and where it is appropriate to listen to John Legend.
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Episode 212 - Flick Of The Wrist May 25, 2018

Ross is joined by special guest Tyler Cornack from Tiny Cinema to discuss murdering strangers, reverse stalking people on Instagram, the filming of the movie "Butt Boy", the magic of OJ Simpson, and what it's like being addicted to the tv show "Columbo". Are you a Falkan? This is one of the funniest episodes ever. Buy Ross' New Book "When Darkness Falls, He Doesn't Catch It" https://www.amazon.com/When-Darkness-Falls-Doesnt-Catch/dp/0692096663/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1527204570&sr=8-1&keywords=when+darkness+falls+he+doesnt+catch+it
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Episode 211 - Sh*tty Ticky Tack Charges May 23, 2018

Ross and Jessie discuss the nightmares of sh*tty customer service for women, Kendrick Lamar race baiting a white woman to come on stage and sing his lyrics, why everything has to be purchased "A La Carte", and the end of Vanity Fair magazine.
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Episode 210 - We Could Never Be Royal May 21, 2018

Ross and Jessie discuss the Royal wedding, Ross going backstage at the Post Malone/21 Savage concert over the weekend, what it's really like going to a nude beach, and Jables is back with an all new "Crime Corner". Buy Ross' New Book "When Darkness Falls, He Doesn't Catch It" https://www.amazon.com/When-Darkness-Falls-Doesnt-Catch/dp/0692096663/ref=pd_bxgy_14_img_2?_encoding=UTF8&pd_rd_i=0692096663&pd_rd_r=cadf2d6d-5c76-11e8-a4a1-0d6f781043fc&pd_rd_w=z95JT&pd_rd_wg=70Kxi&pf_rd_i=desktop-dp-sims&pf_rd_m=ATVPDKIKX0DER&pf_rd_p=3914568618330124508&pf_rd_r=KYJVW3VTG9609F1CN63E&pf_rd_s=desktop-dp-sims&pf_rd_t=40701&psc=1&refRID=KYJVW3VTG9609F1CN63E
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Ross Patterson's Summer Dix Mix 2018! May 18, 2018

DJ Chris Tarantino turns "At Night She Cries While He Rides His Steed" into the hottest dix mixtape of the summer! Smoke a doink and put your mind into the blender. Another one! Download the entire mixtape for free here! http://person-people.com/mixes/steed-soundtrack/ Buy Ross' new book "When Darkness Falls, He Doesn't Catch It" https://www.amazon.com/When-Darkness-Falls-Doesnt-Catch/dp/0692096663/ref=pd_sim_14_1?_encoding=UTF8&pd_rd_i=0692096663&pd_rd_r=PVEASERF96PXYBAZ4S0A
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Episode 209 - Yanny or Laurel? May 18, 2018

Ross and Jessie debate Yanny vs Laurel, why we can't be on Naked and Afraid, the confirmation of the first female CIA director, Starbucks new racism claim, and Jables regales us with stories from her time as a barista. Buy Ross' new book "When Darkness Falls, He Doesn't Catch It" https://www.amazon.com/When-Darkness-Falls-Doesnt-Catch/dp/0692096663/ref=pd_sim_14_1?_encoding=UTF8&pd_rd_i=0692096663&pd_rd_r=PVEASERF96PXYBAZ4S0A
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Episode 208 - Stood Up At Prom May 16, 2018

Ross and Jessie discuss when Jables got stood up at senior prom, the new sports gambling law enacted in every state, and the death of Lois Lane from Superman. Buy Ross' new book "When Darkness Falls, He Doesn't Catch It" https://www.amazon.com/When-Darkness-Falls-Doesnt-Catch/dp/0692096663/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1526429583&sr=8-1&keywords=when+darkness+falls+he+doesnt+catch+it
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Episode 207 - This Is America??? May 14, 2018

Ross and Jessie discuss the new Donald Glover video "This Is America", the peace meeting between Trump and Kim Jong Un, the fakeness of Taylor Swift, and Ross rages against his hatred for Ticketmaster and why no one can ever get tickets. Buy Ross' new book "When Darkness Falls, He Doesn't Catch It" https://www.amazon.com/When-Darkness-Falls-Doesnt-Catch/dp/0692096663/ref=pd_sbs_14_1?_encoding=UTF8&pd_rd_i=0692096663&pd_rd_r=3VFKDZR5GV4DA0GDFTYD&pd_rd_w=T6JFw&pd_rd_wg=HP5cI&psc=1&refRID=3VFKDZR5GV4DA0GDFTYD
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Episode 206 - I'm A HULU Denier May 11, 2018

Ross and Jessie discuss why Ross refuses to get HULU, why Annette Bening is doing a Marvel movie, and why Ross always gets groped by TSA. Buy Ross' new book "When Darkness Falls He Doesn't Catch It"! https://www.amazon.com/When-Darkness-Falls-Doesnt-Catch/dp/0692096663/ref=pd_sbs_14_1?_encoding=UTF8&pd_rd_i=0692096663&pd_rd_r=3VFKDZR5GV4DA0GDFTYD&pd_rd_w=T6JFw&pd_rd_wg=HP5cI&psc=1&refRID=3VFKDZR5GV4DA0GDFTYD
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Episode 205 - Is S&M A #Metoo? May 09, 2018

Ross and Jessie discuss the ridiculousness of the Met Gala, Eric Schneiderman getting #metoo'd for rough sex, Trump pulling out of the Iran deal, and Jables chats about "The Golden State Killer". Pre-order Ross' new book! When Darkness Falls, He Doesn't Catch It https://www.amazon.com/When-Darkness-Falls-Doesnt-Catch/dp/0692096663/ref=sr_1_12?ie=UTF8&qid=1524173636&sr=8-12&keywords=ross+patterson+book
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Episode 204 - Deb And Dale! May 07, 2018

Ross and Jessie get weird on a late Friday night as Ross dissects an entire imaginary life of a flight passenger he was seated behind, why Apu should feel vindicated, and how some people get off by the sight of feces. Pre-order Ross' new book! When Darkness Falls, He Doesn't Catch It https://www.amazon.com/When-Darkness-Falls-Doesnt-Catch/dp/0692096663/ref=sr_1_12?ie=UTF8&qid=1524173636&sr=8-12&keywords=ross+patterson+book
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Episode 203 - Relax, Kanye Is Fine. May 04, 2018

Ross and Jessie discuss people claiming Kanye West is off his meds, the new Flint documentary, Kevin Hart's best friend illegally filming him having sex, and why The Avengers $257million dollar opening weekend is bad for other movies.
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Episode 202 - Don't Appropriate Your Prom Dress Honkey! May 02, 2018

Ross and Jessie discuss Joy Reid's homophobia, the White Correspondence Dinner disaster with Michelle Wolf, how Post Malone is an actual real person making music, and the Asian Prom dress that people are freaking out over.
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Episode 201 - Secondhand Anxiety Apr 30, 2018

Ross and Jessie discuss what gives us secondhand anxiety, Scar-Jo's back tattoos, The Avengers premiere, the first state dinner in DC, and Jables is back with an all new Crime Corner!
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Episode 200 - Special Guest Coach Bobby Knight Apr 27, 2018

Ross sits down for a one on one with coaching legend Bobby Knight as they discuss his illustrious career, his time in the military, and why he will never step foot on the Indiana University campus ever again. Pre-order Ross' new book! When Darkness Falls, He Doesn't Catch It https://www.amazon.com/When-Darkness-Falls-Doesnt-Catch/dp/0692096663/ref=sr_1_12?ie=UTF8&qid=1524173636&sr=8-12&keywords=ross+patterson+book
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Episode 199 - This One Is For The Little People! Apr 25, 2018

Ross and Jessie discuss the Munchkins from the Lollipop Guild grabbing beaver back in the day, the death of AVICCI and Verne Troyer, teachers bribing you by providing good grades, and our thoughts on Westworld starting up again. Pre-order When Darkness Falls, He Doesn't Catch It https://www.amazon.com/When-Darkness-Falls-Doesnt-Catch/dp/0692096663/ref=sr_1_12?ie=UTF8&qid=1524173636&sr=8-12&keywords=ross+patterson+book
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Episode 198 - Good Ruck Everyone! Apr 23, 2018

Ross and Jessie discuss the new Prince footage from the vault, why Asians are smarter and why we should accept it, and Ross chat's about the release of his new book "When Darkness Falls, He Doesn't Catch It." Pre-order When Darkness Falls, He Doesn't Catch It https://www.amazon.com/When-Darkness-Falls-Doesnt-Catch/dp/0692096663/ref=sr_1_12?ie=UTF8&qid=1524173636&sr=8-12&keywords=ross+patterson+book
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Episode 197 - Black Dynamite Star Michael Jai White Apr 20, 2018

Ross chats with one of his all time favorite actors, Michael Jai White. Black Dynamite was an iconic movie for me and it was beyond awesome that Michael came on the show to discuss his career and the next installment to Black Dynamite, "The Outlaw Johnny Black."
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Episode 196 - The Plane Is Going Down! Apr 18, 2018

Ross and Jessie discuss the Southwest flight that blew an engine and sucked someone half way out of the plane today, Walmart Yodel Boy playing Coachella, and the Starbucks controversy that is causing them to shut down 8,000 stores for racial bias training.
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Episode 195 - Victoria Secret Winter Weight Edition Apr 16, 2018

Ross and Jessie discuss the transgender model who wants to be in a Victoria Secret fashion show and Jables wants to petition for a "winter weight" model. We also discuss the new Andre The Giant documentary, the James Comey book, Cardi B's new album, and Jables is back with an all new "Crime Corner".
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Episode 194 - Quaid In America Apr 13, 2018

Ross and Jessie discuss the Kardashian curse for black men, Andre Ingram's insane dream of playing in the NBA at age 32, what happened to Dennis Quaid, and Jables goes to see a Christian movie for the first time.
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Episode 193 - Free The Dong Movement Apr 11, 2018

Ross and Jessie discuss his going to the Masters over the weekend, the magic of Joaquin Phoenix, the Conor MacGregor meltdown, and why can't men #freethedong.
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Episode 192 - Is John Mayer Getting Blown? Apr 09, 2018

Ross and Jessie discuss John Mayer possibly switching teams, Jessie's hatred for Planet Fitness, Channing Tatum getting divorced, and Jables brings you and an all new "Crime Corner".
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Episode 191 - Green Bay Packers Star Lane Taylor Apr 06, 2018

Ross sits down with Lane Taylor from the Green Bay Packers to discuss what it's like going from undrafted rookie to starter, having to always prove yourself, how many NFL players actually play fantasy football, and if they follow the tabloids in the off season to see what their teammates are up to.
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Episode 190 - I Hate Bicyclists So Much Apr 04, 2018

Ross and Jessie discuss murder, supporting your local news channels, Ross' hatred for people who treat bicycles like they are cars, and disgust for anyone in current day life with a custom exhaust pipe.
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Episode 189 - Vice Principals Star Edi Patterson Apr 02, 2018

Ross sits down with Jarred Taylor and Bert Kuntz in this special Drinkin' Bros Podcast crossover to interview Edi Patterson, star of HBO's Vice Principals, The Last OG, and you might affectionately know her as "Peters" from the St. James St. James movies. She shot Gamby!
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Episode 188 - I'm Roseanne B*tch! Mar 30, 2018

Ross and Jessie discuss "only child syndrome", Opening Day of baseball, the unbelievable ratings for the new Roseanne show and why middle America is being neglected in television and movies.
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Episode 187 - Stormy With A Chance Of Ratings Mar 28, 2018

Ross and Jessie discuss the downfall of Anderson Cooper as a serious journalist, what kind of drugs Stormy Daniels was on during her 60 Minutes interview, who bit Beyonce in the face, and Jables is back with an all new "Crime Corner".
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Episode 185 - Special Guests Miles Teller & Jason Hall Mar 28, 2018

Ross and Jarred sit down with actor Miles Teller and director Jason Hall to discuss their film "Thank You For Your Service", which is now available on dvd and digital platforms everywhere. It was a great film that was overlooked last year.
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Episode 186 - A Late Night With Derek Weida Mar 27, 2018

Ross does a late night interview with one of his favorite guests, Derek Weida, and they chat about how to get away with murder, weid pornography, dealing with fertility doctors, and what sex you would choose if you could pick twins.
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Episode 184 - Free Dirk The Penguin! Mar 23, 2018

Ross and Jessie discuss the end of Versace, the Weinstein Company going bankrupt, the Austin Bomber blowing himself up, and Jables is back with her best "Crime Corner" EVER. #freedirk
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Episode 183 - Would You Delete Facebook? Mar 21, 2018

Ross and Jessie discuss the "DELETE FACEBOOK" campaign, whether or not to do steroids, the Austin bomber, and why Wesley Snipes should be Chief Of Police.
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Episode 182 - Katy Perry Should Not Apologize Mar 19, 2018

Ross and Jessie discuss the miracle of the UMBC beating Virginia in March Madness, the hottest chick from Melrose Place throwing a beej, and the kid who is upset Katy Perry kissed him. Why is everyone becoming a pussy in today's society?
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Episode 181 - Spraaaaang Break Forever! Mar 16, 2018

Ross and Jessie discuss the recent downfall of the beloved J-Law, the summer time return of Zima, and Ross tells one of the wildest Spring Break stories ever.
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Episode 180 - Of Course You Did It OJ. Mar 14, 2018

Ross and Jessie discuss the OJ Simpson confession on Fox, Tiger Woods being good at golf again, Tim McGraw collapsing on stage, and the new NCAA hoops selection show being garbage.
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Episode 179 - Special Guest Robert Davi Mar 12, 2018

Ross and Jessie sit down with Hollywood Legend Robert Davi to discuss his 40 year acting and singing career, what it's like working with Frank Sinatra, how he felt about starring in "The Goonies", and how amazing it is to do an interview in the middle of an Italian Deli that's still open.
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Episode 178 - NFL Pro Bowler Jalen Ramsey Mar 09, 2018

Ross goes one on one with the highly outspoken and unmistakably talented Jalen Ramsey of the Jacksonville Jaguars to discuss what it's like trash talking Tom Brady, what the NFL Draft process is really like, and he predicts when the Jags will win the Super Bowl.
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Episode 177 - Tim Kennedy Is Hard To Kill Mar 07, 2018

Ross sits down with UFC legend and all around badass for a special one on one interview with Tim Kennedy to catch up on his life, career, what it's like being a tv star, and if he misses fighting in the UFC.
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Episode 176 - But You Didn't Win A Grammy... Mar 05, 2018

Ross and Jessie welcome back fan favorite mega-music producer Brandon Bonfiglio to chat about what it's REALLY like to lose a Grammy multiple times, and what it's like to sit through all these crazy award shows.
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Episode 175 - The Transgender Wrestler Mar 02, 2018

Ross and Jessie discuss the Texas high school senior who has won back to back state female wrestling titles while currently taking steroids and hormones to transition to become a man, Heather Locklear getting arrested for domestic violence again, and the $100 meatball in NYC.
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Episode 174 - Real Pirates of Anaheim??? Feb 28, 2018

Ross and Jessie take a live call from one of our listeners who worked at "Pirates Voyage" to get the inside scoop of what it's really like working at a Medieval Times theme restaurant. Who's having sex between the actors, the groupies, and the people who don't even want their food.
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Episode 173 - The Brendan Fraser Taint Rub Feb 26, 2018

Ross and Jessie chat about Brendan Fraser's unfortunate sexual advances, women's hockey, the end of Newsweek magazine, and Jables loses her cool over Steve Madden boots.
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Episode 172 - Who's The Next Sex Tape? Feb 23, 2018

Ross and Jessie discuss Black Chyna's sex tape and who we think would make the most money off of one, ESPN's female reporters trying to spin Shaun White into a #metoo story after he won Gold, and Michael Moore marching for Russia.
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Episode 171 - Fergilicious Nightmare Feb 21, 2018

Ross and Jessie discuss Fergie destroying the National Anthem, the Olympics desperate attempt to jam into your face that everyone is gay... and yet another "Crime Corner" by audience popular demand.
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Episode 170 - He Was Nude In The Chimney Feb 19, 2018

Ross and Jessie discuss seeing Black Panther, why the NBA All-Star Dunk contest sucks, why the FBI Russia investigation is a waste of money, and Jables brings back and all new "Crime Corner".
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Episode 169 - Pirates Favorite Letter Feb 16, 2018

Ross and Jessie discuss the yesterday's High School shooting in Florida, Medieval Times restaurants, the new Chris Rock stand-up special on Netflix, people who are addicted to porn, and Peter Theil leaving Silicon Valley over politics.
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Episode 168 - Special Guest Michael Raymond-James Feb 14, 2018

Ross gets to chat with one of his all time favorite actors, Michael Raymond-James, from Trueblood, Terriers, Once Upon A Time, Jack Reacher, and Black Snake Moan.
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Episode 167 - What About The Guy? Feb 12, 2018

Ross and Jessie discuss the ice skater losing her top at the Winter Olympics, the Versace tv show where everyone gets duck taped, SpaceX, Sammy Sosa's amazing engagement photo, and the new Gloria Allred doc on Netflix.
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Episode 166 - Quincy Jones Is Out Of F**ks Feb 09, 2018

Ross and Jessie discuss the magic of the Quincy Jones interview that dropped that is outting everybody, the fake Crocodile Dundee movie, and why Coach Snoop is sending an awful message.
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Episode 165 - The Streets Of Philadelphia Feb 07, 2018

Ross and Jessie breakdown the entire Super Bowl from the game, the best commercials, to Justin Timberlake's weird outfit, and a certain bet that almost turned bad. Congrats Eagles!
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Episode 164 - Needle Nose Ned! Feb 05, 2018

Ross and Jessie discuss what it's like going to Punxsutawney on Groundhog's Day, chef's obsession with Asian cuisine, the reboot of Crocodile Dundee, and the struggle to make great comedy in a PC world today.
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Episode 163 - Las Vegas Massacre Survivor Feb 02, 2018

Ross talks with one of the survivors of the Las Vegas shooting massacre and asks him what it was like being on the ground during the concert and what he thinks of of the new evidence that has been recently released by the FBI.
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Episode 162 - Special Guest Mat Best Jan 31, 2018

Ross is joined by Drinkin' Bro co-host and all around badass Mat Best to chat about his life and career.
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Episode 161 - Special Guest Pete Rose Jan 29, 2018

Ross is live from Las Vegas with special guest and MLB legend Pete Rose as he discusses his prolific career, the Baseball Hall Of Fame, gambling, and the recent sexual allegations that got him fired from Fox.
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Episode 160 - Special Guest Graham Allen Jan 26, 2018

Ross chats with special guest Graham Allen, the king of rants, to discuss his thoughts on today's society and his accidental stardom.
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Episode 159 - The Snowpacolypse Show Jan 24, 2018

Ross and Jessie dive into the southern deep freeze as they discuss Aziz Ansari's bizarre sexual accusation, the death of Spike TV, and the official dates of "Ass Eatin' Season" as defined by Ross.
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Episode 158 - Put The Thumb In! Jan 22, 2018

Ross and Jessie discuss the NFL's nightmare Super Bowl scenario, Tom Brady's thumb, and what exactly is in the #releasethememo phenom that keeps trending on Twitter.
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Episode 157 - Instagram Famous Jan 19, 2018

Ross goes one on one with Instagram star Donny Drama who is one of the kings of the meme world to discuss Instagram fame, how all your favorite Instagram accounts are ran, and how you can make money off social media fame. Follow @donny.drama to check out his hilarious posts.
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Episode 156 - Why Be Good Looking In Jail? Jan 17, 2018

Ross and Jessie discuss why people want to look good in jail, the crazy Vikings comeback victory, why Jessie can't watch people die in videos, and Ross' moment of triumph that never was.
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Episode 155 - Special Guest Christian Kane Jan 15, 2018

Ross welcomes special guest, actor Christian Kane, star of Angel, Leverage, The Librarians, and a laundry list of films.
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Episode 154 - Remote Controller Murder Jan 12, 2018

Ross and Jessie discuss the man who murdered his wife for changing the channel, the flights that go in and out of Area 51, Eminem's crappy comeback, and Jables drops an all new "Crime Corner'.
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Episode 153 - Oh, Hi Mark! Jan 10, 2018

Ross and Jessie recap the Golden Globes, the H&M hell storm, the Cleveland Browns 0-16 parade, the epic weirdness of James Franco, Oprah running for president, and why the Bills Mafia needs Baker Mayfield.
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Episode 152 - Crapping At The Brady's Jan 08, 2018

Ross and Jessie discuss the stink inside Tom Brady's house, the magic of the Winter Olympics, and the FBI finally catching the man behind the Nigerian Prince email scam.
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Episode 151 - NFL Legend Kyle Turley Jan 05, 2018

Ross is joined by former New Orleans Saints Offensive Lineman Kyle Turley as they discuss his career, the current state of the NFL, legalization of marijuana, CTE, and his stance on Colin Kaepernick.
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Episode 150 - Get A Better Weed Guy! Jan 03, 2018

Ross and Jessie discuss all the weird coverage of all the New Year's events, California legalizing marijuana, college bowl games, Jenny McCarthy's frozen face, and we give a shout out to the OG of NYE.
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Episode 149 - Lieutenant Dan's Favorite Night! Jan 01, 2018

Ross and Jessie recap the year of 2017 with their favorites in movies, music, and sports and give predictions for 2018!
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Episode 148 - New Year's With David Copperfield! Dec 29, 2017

Ross and Jessie discuss their best New Year's Eve parties, Milo's lawsuit against Simon and Schuster, and Ross' near death experience with a transvestite.
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Episode 147 - Big Nog For The Big Dog Dec 27, 2017

Ross and Jessie discuss packing on the holiday pounds, Ross' dream Christmas ruined, the invention of the DJ robot arm, and the utter disdain for absinthe.
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Episode 146 - The Big Christmas Show! Dec 25, 2017

Ross and Jessie celebrate Christmas with Zima while they chat about net neutrality, the 4chan Atlanta Airport mystery, losing in the Fantasy Football playoffs, and Ross' dream of Papa John finally getting fired.
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Episode 145 - Atlanta Airport Hell Dec 22, 2017

Ross and Jessie are live from Wilmington Brewery with special guest Jarred Taylor to discuss being stuck inside the Atlanta airport during a blackout. They're also joined by walk-up guests at the show.
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Episode 144 - Trans Frank Vs Nazi Zombies! Dec 20, 2017

Ross welcomes special guest Jarred Taylor in this special crossover edition with Drinkin' Bros Podcast. This was one of the weirdest episodes of all time and it had to be shared. Jarred and I came up with a movie concept live on air that might have the ability to change the world.
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Episode 143 - One Million For My Boys Dec 18, 2017

Ross and Jessie discuss George Clooney giving one million in cash to all of his friends in a suitcase, Jessie's upcoming Super Bowl of cooking, and how you can be rich enough to find aliens.
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Episode 141 - Vegas Shooting Conspiracy Theories Part 2 Dec 15, 2017

Ross follows up with listeners in this special call-in episode that is a follows up from the October episode that focuses on why the Las vegas shooting that occurred on October 1st has gone quiet. Why is there no motive? Why is there no footage of Stephen Paddock coming or going from the Mandalay Bay? This case is very strange.
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Episode 140 - Not My Porn Star! Dec 13, 2017

Ross and Jessie discuss Keaton Jones, the boy who was bullied online and got a bunch of money on Gofundme, the Roy Moore Senate campaign in Alabama, and Ross mourns the death of porn star August Ames.
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Episode 139 - F**k The Iphone Dec 11, 2017

Ross and Jessie discuss how the Iphone has turned to garbage, Brendan Dehassey being sent back to jail, the New York Yankees blockbuster trade, and Jessie's hatred for Jennifer Lawrence.
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Episode 138 - He Cooked His Meal At Waffle House? Dec 08, 2017

Ross and Jessie welcome viral sensation Alex Bowen who hopped the counter and cooked his own meal while drunk at a South Carolina Waffle House.
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Episode 137 - Now You're Offended By Apu??? Dec 06, 2017

Ross and Jessie discuss the new documentary coming out calling out The Simpsons for being racist, Ross' inner rage over the College football playoffs, and why Brian Ross should be fired from ABC News.
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Episode 136 - It's A "Glamper"! Dec 04, 2017

Ross and Jessie discuss the new hipster fad of glamming out campers, a stuffed taxidermy that Ross won, and the Kate Steinle verdict.
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Episode 135 - Matt Lauer's Locksmith Dec 01, 2017

Ross and Jessie discuss dirty Matt Lauer, why white people aren't nominated for Grammy's this year, and how the Giants are killing Eli Manning. Jables goes off on Megan Markle.
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Episode 134 - Let Richard Branson Motorboat You! Nov 29, 2017

Ross and Jessie discuss the woman who claims she was assaulted by a Richard Branson motorboat sesh, Prince Harry's engagement, and Ross tell a crazy story about dating a backup dancer from Jane's Addiction that went wrong.
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Episode 133 - The Bread Of Jamaica! Nov 27, 2017

Ross and Jessie discuss their hatred for white people in Reggae bands, their inappropriate dinner conversations, and why we should let people with terminal illnesses take a ton of LSD.
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Episode 131 - At Night She Cries (Part 1) Nov 22, 2017

I know many of you have long commutes for the holidays, enjoy my book At Night She Cries, While He Rides His Steed Part 1. If you dig it please buy a hard copy below. https://www.amazon.com/Night-Cries-While-Rides-Steed/dp/1941393497/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1511286842&sr=8-1&keywords=at+night+she+cries+while+he+rides+his+steed
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Episode 132 - At Night She Cries (Part 2) Nov 22, 2017

I know many of you have long commutes for the holidays, enjoy my book At Night She Cries, While He Rides His Steed Part 2. If you dig it please buy a hard copy below. https://www.amazon.com/Night-Cries-While-Rides-Steed/dp/1941393497/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1511286842&sr=8-1&keywords=at+night+she+cries+while+he+rides+his+steed
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Episode 130 - Method Actors Are A**holes Nov 22, 2017

Ross and Jessie discuss their new hatred for Marshawn Lynch, the El Chapo documentary, why Jim Carey is mentally gone, a crazy bet involving the Ohio State/Michigan game with a listener, and Jables is back with an all new "Crime Corner"!
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Episode 129 - The Lost Alien Tapes Nov 20, 2017

Ross is joined by special guest Clayne Crawford to interview Roswell, New Mexico UFO specialist Dennis Balthaser about the 1947 UFO crash and the government cover-up. This interview was recorded in 2004 in the characters that Ross and Clayne played in an MTV series called the Barnes Brothers. This interview never aired... until now. #releasethetapes
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Episode 128 - Give Drugs To Ben Affleck! Nov 17, 2017

Ross and Jessie discuss why the sober life is killing Ben Affleck, why the name "Shucky" is new the name of this generation, and Ross celebrates the life of Randy "Macho Man" Savage on what would have been his 65th birthday.
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Episode 127 - Citizen Of The Year??? Nov 15, 2017

Ross and Jessie discuss Colin Kaepernick being named Citizen Of The Year for GQ magazine, Joe Biden running for president in 2020, OJ Simpson getting banned for life from the Cosmopolitan Hotel, and Jables is back with an all new "Crime Corner" involving a talking parrot.
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Episode 126 - Flattered I Was Groped Nov 13, 2017

Ross and Jessie discuss the Louis CK drama, the crappiness of Eminem's new song, the lead singer of Blink 182 losing his mind, Ross' unbelievable Pop A Shot skills, and the time he got groped.
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Episode 125 - Let Mariah Carey F**k You! Nov 10, 2017

Ross and Jessie discuss why Strangers Things did the impossible, the bodyguard who sued Mariah Carey for sexual harassment and why a man should never do that, and Ross gives thanks for making his new movie "Not A War Story" the #1 Documentary in America on Itunes.
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Episode 124 - Can We Talk About Your Flair? Nov 08, 2017

Ross and Jessie discuss the petition people are signing to replace Kevin James for Kevin Spacey on "House Of Cards", Florida State banning Greek life, CNN getting caught re-editing Trump videos, and of course Ross' excitement for the Ric Flair doc dropping tonight.
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Episode 123 - Papa John Is A Dirtbag Nov 06, 2017

Ross and Jessie discuss a recent call Ross got about Papa John himself, the MLK files that dropped from the JFK case, and the slow death of Ross' Fantasy Football team.
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Episode 122 - Tonya Harding Is Back! Nov 03, 2017

Ross and Jessie discuss Game 7 of the World Series, the new Tonya Harding movie, the terror attack in NYC, and Jables is back with an all new "Crime Corner".
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Episode 121 - Special Guest Michael Rapaport Nov 02, 2017

Ross is live from NYC for a one on one with special guest Michael Rapaport to chat about his new book "This Book Has Balls" out now, as well as why we hate Lebron James, and the current state of rap music.
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Episode 120 - JFK Files Revealed! Nov 01, 2017

Ross and Jessie chat about Kevin Spacey, the 10 year-old boy who stole a car and took police on 100mph police chase, the dude who locked himself in a beer cooler, and the recently released JFK files.
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Episode 120 - JFK Files Revealed! Nov 01, 2017

Ross and Jessie chat about Kevin Spacey, the 10 year-old boy who stole a car and took police on 100mph police chase, the dude who locked himself in a beer cooler, and the recently released JFK files.
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Episode 119 - First, Last, Best. Oct 30, 2017

Ross and Jessie welcome special guest, and musical impresario, Christopher Tarantino as they chat about their first, last, and best concert. Awesome episode.
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Episode 119 - First, Last, Best. Oct 30, 2017

Ross and Jessie welcome special guest, and musical impresario, Christopher Tarantino as they chat about their first, last, and best concert. Awesome episode.
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Episode 118 - El Chapo Is Here Sean Penn! Oct 27, 2017

Ross and Jessie discuss why Sean Penn is in fear for his life, restaurants that make you eat faster, and how much someone paid for an Albert Einstein Pinterest quote.
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Episode 118 - El Chapo Is Here Sean Penn! Oct 27, 2017

Ross and Jessie discuss why Sean Penn is in fear for his life, restaurants that make you eat faster, and how much someone paid for an Albert Einstein Pinterest quote.
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Episode 117 - Special Guest Alanna Ubach Oct 26, 2017

Ross Patterson sits down with guests Jarred Taylor and actress Alanna Ubach to talk about her unbelievable career from Legally Blonde, Meet The Fockers, and Waiting.
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Episode 117 - Special Guest Alanna Ubach Oct 26, 2017

Ross Patterson sits down with guests Jarred Taylor and actress Alanna Ubach to talk about her unbelievable career from Legally Blonde, Meet The Fockers, and Waiting.
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Episode 116 - Daniel Day Lewis's Socks Oct 25, 2017

Ross and Jessie discuss the new Daniel Day Lewis flick, Time magazine's list of Top 15 influential websites, and how Vivid video is still in business.
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Episode 116 - Daniel Day Lewis's Socks Oct 25, 2017

Ross and Jessie discuss the new Daniel Day Lewis flick, Time magazine's list of Top 15 influential websites, and how Vivid video is still in business.
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Episode 115 - Playboy Is Trans-cending? Oct 23, 2017

Ross and Jessie discuss Playboy magazine's 1st transgender spread, 9.7 year old ape teeth found in Germany, the A-lister who's about to outted for horrific crimes, and Jables introduces "Crime Corner".
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Episode 115 - Playboy Is Trans-cending? Oct 23, 2017

Ross and Jessie discuss Playboy magazine's 1st transgender spread, 9.7 year old ape teeth found in Germany, the A-lister who's about to outted for horrific crimes, and Jables introduces "Crime Corner".
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Episode 114 - Queef On My Jeans Oct 20, 2017

Ross is joined by special guest Jarred Taylor as they discuss their new country song "Queef On My Jeans", as well as a graphic dream sketch he wants to film involving himself and 40 laxatives.
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Episode 114 - Queef On My Jeans Oct 20, 2017

Ross is joined by special guest Jarred Taylor as they discuss their new country song "Queef On My Jeans", as well as a graphic dream sketch he wants to film involving himself and 40 laxatives.
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Episode 113 - Art Vs Money Oct 18, 2017

Ross and Jessie discuss the difficulties of using music in films, the new NBA season, and Jables doubles down on her hatred for Michael Jackson.
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Episode 113 - Art Vs Money Oct 18, 2017

Ross and Jessie discuss the difficulties of using music in films, the new NBA season, and Jables doubles down on her hatred for Michael Jackson.
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Episode 112 - Hall And Boats Oct 16, 2017

Ross and Jessie discuss their hatred of Sublime, why Boy Scouts are admitting girls in, where you would live if you had to leave the country forever, and Ross' new boat obsession.
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Episode 112 - Hall And Boats Oct 16, 2017

Ross and Jessie discuss their hatred of Sublime, why Boy Scouts are admitting girls in, where you would live if you had to leave the country forever, and Ross' new boat obsession.
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Episode 111 - Return Of The Stache Oct 13, 2017

Ross and Jessie discuss why you don't take pictures of people at the gym, the glorious American Vandal on Netflix, and Ross' return to mustache glory.
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Episode 111 - Return Of The Stache Oct 13, 2017

Ross and Jessie discuss why you don't take pictures of people at the gym, the glorious American Vandal on Netflix, and Ross' return to mustache glory.
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Episode 110 - All Of Hollywood Knew Oct 11, 2017

Ross and Jessie discuss the sexual allegations about Harvey Weinstein, the magic of the first ever "Indeginous People's Day, Jemille Hill finally getting suspended by ESPN, and why Bladerunner bombed.
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Episode 110 - All Of Hollywood Knew Oct 11, 2017

Ross and Jessie discuss the sexual allegations about Harvey Weinstein, the magic of the first ever "Indeginous People's Day, Jemille Hill finally getting suspended by ESPN, and why Bladerunner bombed.
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Episode 109 - Vegas Shooting Conspiracy Theories Oct 08, 2017

Ross calls listeners to chat about possible conspiracy theories from last week's shooting in Las Vegas.
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Episode 108 - No, I'm Trying To F**k. Oct 06, 2017

Ross and Jessie discuss the legend in Wisconsin who decided to keep having sex after police tried to stop him, the dude in Colorado who got pulled over with 3,100 pounds of weed on him, and the retrial that won't happen in "Making A Murderer".
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Episode 107 - TMZ Was Petty As F**k Oct 04, 2017

Ross and Jessie discuss how TMZ ruined Tom Petty's actual death, why there was no keys in the ignition when 2Pac died, and we answer listener questions.
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Epiosde 106 - What Happened In Vegas? Oct 03, 2017

Ross and Jessie discuss the senseless massacre in Las Vegas and why there is so little info on Stephen Paddock. They also discuss the premature death of Tom Petty... by TMZ Strange day, so we dropped a bonus episode.
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Episode 105 - The Robots Took Me! Oct 02, 2017

Ross and Jessie discuss the new Spotify "time capsule" which creepily builds you your favorite playlist you didn't know you needed, the death of Hugh Hefner, Ric Flair sleeping with 10,000 women, and the end of gasoline cars by 2040.
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Episode 104 - Could Scott Peterson Be Innocent? Sep 29, 2017

Ross and Jessie discuss the new Scott Peterson documentary, how amazing Ice-T was on "Who Shot Biggie and Tupac", the unearthing of Paul Revere's outhouse, and the excitement Ross is going through about Ric Flair's upcoming 30 for 30.
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Episode 103 - Another Nissan Sentra??? Sep 27, 2017

Ross and Jessie discuss why Ross always gets a silver Nissan Sentra rental car everywhere he goes, Oprah doing 60 Minutes, Ross' love of the movie Tombstone, and the mess that is the NFL.
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Episode 102 - F**k You Taking A Knee. Sep 25, 2017

Ross and Jessie discuss the difference between taking a knee as a multi-millionaire NFL player vs actually sacrificing something meaningful. They also discuss Kylie Jenner getting knocked up at 20 years old so the Kardashians can dominate the news cycle on their 10 year reality show anniversary.
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Episode 100 - The Sizzurp Challenge Sep 20, 2017

Ross and Jessie celebrate show number #100 by splitting a bottle of Lil' Wayne sizzurp and recording the effects. Sidenote: we do NOT even remember recording it or how long the show lasted, but the challenge is complete!
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Episode 99 - Lethal Weapon Star Clayne Crawford Sep 18, 2017

Ross sits down for a very special one on one interview with Clayne Crawford who stars as "Riggs" on Lethal Weapon on Fox Tuesday nights at 8pm. We discuss his life and illustrious career in this very special episode.
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Episode 98 - Fire Jemelle Hill Sep 15, 2017

Ross and Jessie discuss the downfall of ESPN and the racism of Jemelle Hill, Ross' experience going to an art show, and the magic of the Twilight Zone movie.
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Episode 97 - $1,000 For A Cell Phone??? Sep 13, 2017

Ross and Jessie discuss the new Iphone going for $1,000, proper tailgating, what's it's really like to make your first film, and the Steve Bannon interview on 60 Minutes.
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Episode 96 - Richard Branson Punches A Hurricane! Sep 11, 2017

Ross and Jessie take shelter from Hurricane Irma and chat about why Richard Branson is rich enough to beat it, Trump's boss moves in Congress last week, the Dreamer Act, Conor McGregor's possible next fight, and Facebook getting popped for selling ads to Russia during the campaign.
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Episode 95 - Are You Doing What You Love? Sep 08, 2017

Ross and Jessie discuss the magic of Michelle Pfieffer, and talk about the age old question why people aren't doing what they love and whether or not it is ultimately good for them.
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Episode 94 - Colonics and Burning Man Sep 06, 2017

Ross and Jessie discuss colonics, the certain type of people who love Burning Man, the end of summer, and the death of Lil' Wayne???
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Episode 93 - How Would The Apocalypse Start? Sep 04, 2017

Ross and Jessie discuss the recent survey by Nobel Prize winners who make their educated guesses on how the world will end. See if you agree. Ross praises Trevor Noah's take on Antifa.
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Episode 92 - The Shia LaBeouf Fashion Statement Sep 01, 2017

Ross and Jessie discuss what really makes you a serial killer, why "Shia LaBeouf fashion" has become a thing, who could be running for President in 2020, and why certain people stink at the gym.
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Episode 91 - I Guess God Hates Dirty People Aug 30, 2017

Ross and Jessie bitch about Joel Osteen not opening his doors for Houston flood victims, the return of Pauley Shore, and Hillary Clinton's new book.
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Episode 90 - First Responders Aug 28, 2017

Ross calls first responders and asks them what their craziest call was. Wildest. Show. EVER.
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Episode 89 - Fantasy Football 2017 Special! Aug 25, 2017

Ross and Jessie do their annual fantasy football draft right before coming on air, then call the other other teams live and discuss their picks, their sleepers, and how much your favorite teams are a factor. Ross also makes a trade live on air.
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Episode 88 - Robert E. Lee Was Asian??? Aug 25, 2017

Ross and Jessie discuss the battle of Robert Lee, the Asian announcer for ESPN that was pulled for having a "too similar" name to a certain Civil War General. We also battle it out over Aldi's, and discuss how dumb the #ImwithKap movement is.
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Episode 87 - Do You Really Know Me??? Aug 23, 2017

Ross and Jessie take a psychology test live on air submitted by a listener to see if they "really" know each other. Answer along at home and see if you know these questions about your partner!
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Episode 86 - Total Eclipse Of The Heart Aug 21, 2017

Ross and Jessie discuss tomorrow's eclipse, Jessie's relative who went blind because of the last eclipse, why you shouldn't give any platforms to the KKK, and the death of Jerry Lewis.
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Episode 85 - Do You Go Cobb-less? Aug 18, 2017

Ross and Jessie discuss their preferred method for eating corn on the cobb, why Ric Flair can't die on me, why Jables hates the movie "Founder", and what foods you can't eat on a first date.
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Episode 84 - F**k Off North Korea! Aug 16, 2017

Ross and Jessie discuss why we should kill Kim Jong Un, Taylor Swift suing for getting her ass grabbed, and the magic of Dennis Rodman.
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Episode 83 - Let's Find A Protest! Aug 14, 2017

Ross and Jessie discuss the events that happened in Virginia, why everyone wants to protest something, and Vogue putting Chelsea Manning on the cover.
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Episode 82 - We Got A Psychic! Aug 11, 2017

Ross and Jessie hire a psychic to come over to the house to read their fortune live on on air! Let's see if it comes true.
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Episode 81 - An Eclipse Orgasm Aug 09, 2017

Ross and Jessie discuss people who chase totality eclipses like the one coming up on August 21st, how if Jennifer Lawrence calls for you it's over, Grillmasters, and why true pimp athletes shouldn't broadcast.
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Episode 80 - Inside Of Prison. Aug 07, 2017

Ross and Jessie interview a former maximum security prison guard who wants to conceal his identity and get the real story out on what it's like on the inside.
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At Night She Cries Mixtape! Aug 05, 2017

One of my best friends Chris Tarantino made me a sweet mixtape combing some lines from my audiobook of "At Night She Cries, While He Rides His Steed" for you to enjoy something weird on Friday night! Have a great weekend, we'll be back on Monday morning!

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Episode 79 - Is The White House A Dump??? Aug 04, 2017

Ross and Jessie discuss getting a psychic, face tattoos, what you want to be known as when you die, and whether or not the White House is actually a dump.
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Episode 78 - We're Calling You! Aug 02, 2017

Ross and Jessie call listeners live on the show! Our good friend Jarred Taylor also calls in to discuss having sex with a dead guy.
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Episode 77 - The Life Questionnaire (Part 2) Jul 31, 2017

Ross and Jessie are leaked a questionnaire from a secret high level job interview in which they only give you a certain amount of time to answer. We answered for hours so this episode will be split into 2 parts. This is Part 2. Answer along with us and see if you know the answers as quickly as you think you know them.
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Episode 76 - The Life Questionnaire (Part 1) Jul 28, 2017

Ross and Jessie are leaked a questionnaire from a secret high level job interview in which they only give you a certain amount of time to answer. We answered for hours so this episode will be split into 2 parts. Answer along with us and see if you know the answers as quickly as you think you know them.
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Episode 75 - That Was Your High School Crush? Jul 27, 2017

Ross and Jessie discuss this weird part of the year where it's not quite football season, but you still hate the Little League World Series enough not to watch it, starting your own religion, and high school celebrity crushes.
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Episode 74 - Shark Week Is Bullsh*t! Jul 26, 2017

Ross and Jessie discuss their anger towards Shark Week faking a shark race against Michael Phelps and they chat about the guy who got shot at a swingers party dressed up as a super hero.
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Episode 73 - Pound Sign Find Googie!!! Jul 24, 2017

Ross and Jessie solve a hilarious missing person's case live on air in this special Law and Order edition of Ross Patterson Revolution.
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Episode 72 - The Juice Is Loose! Jul 21, 2017

Ross and Jessie discuss OJ Simpson getting paroled, why Kid Rock is going to be a Senator, and the death of Linkin Park lead singer Chester Bennington.
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Episode 71 - Dueling Stockholm Syndrome Jul 19, 2017

Ross and Jessie discuss what happens when two people have Stockholm Syndrome at the same time, OJ Simpson getting parole on Thursday, and R. Kelly keeping women captive.
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Ross Patterson's Summer DixMixtape 2017!!! Jul 18, 2017

Ross is back with a new summer anthem "Zima's and Jolly's" as well as medley of hits that he has written with Steel Panther, for Helen Keller Vs Nightwolves, Poolboy and Range 15! This is my thank you to the supporters for listening to the show 3 days a week! Turn it up. Follow Ross Patterson on Facebook here:https://www.facebook.com/rosspattersonofficial/ Follow Ross Patterson on Instagram here: https://www.instagram.com/stjamesstjames/
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Episode 70 - Jabes Against The Machine Jul 17, 2017

Ross and Jessie discuss Jeff Bezos doing steroids, Michael Jackson's "lost" album, Ross working as a waiter at the Emmy's, and stay tuned after the show for Ross' summertime anthem song "Zimas and Jolly's"
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Episode 69 - C**ksucker Blues Jul 14, 2017

Ross and Jessie discuss the new Quentin Tarantino movie, Shia Labeouf's racist meltdown, and the legendary story of seeing the banned Rolling Stones documentary Cocksucker Blues.
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Episode 68 - Bringing Full Bush Back Jul 12, 2017

Ross and Jessie discuss parents who let their children name themselves, how Amber Rose brought the full bush back, and why Chris Christie sucks at life.
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Episode 67 - Rimmers For Benicio! Jul 10, 2017

Ross and Jessie discuss Chris Christie not giving AF, George Clooney moving his family back to America because of terrorist attacks, and Jessie's love for Benicio Del Toro and the Trivago guy.
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Episode 66 - A Long Haired Swank Jul 07, 2017

Ross and Jessie discuss a recent meltdown in LA where Ross couldn't hold it in, why Rob Kardashian should probably just go ahead and off himself, the magic of D.B Cooper, and Ross' obsession with Hillary Swank.
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Episode 65 - I Need Some Bath Ham! Jun 30, 2017

Ross and Jessie discuss the deliciousness of "bath ham", why Park City is great for orgies, Booger's new book from Revenge Of The Nerds, and why the Bethesda News is the only news source you can trust. Follow Ross Patterson on Instagram https://www.instagram.com/stjamesstjames/
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Episode 64 - You Feel Bad For Charlie Sheen??? Jun 28, 2017

Ross and Jessie discuss Charlie Sheen being forced to sell all of his Babe Ruth memorabilia, the 3 reporters being fired from CNN for making up the Russia story, and Katy Perry's meltdown.
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Episode 63 - Brushing Up Against A Twink! Jun 26, 2017

Ross and Jessie discuss George Clooney selling his tequila company for one BILLION dollars, the age it's not "cute" to be a bachelor anymore, when the next Tarantino film will be out, and Ross tells a crazy Michael Madsen story.
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Episode 62 - Carrie Fisher Did It Right Jun 23, 2017

Ross and Jessie discuss the firing of the Han Solo directors in the middle of filming, Area 51, Daniel Day Lewis retiring, and the copious amount of drugs found in Carrie Fisher's toxicology report.
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Episode 61 - Dying At Niagara Falls Jun 21, 2017

Ross and Jessie discuss the guy who died going over Niagara Falls TWICE, why people are watching Grateful Dead without Jerry Garcia, and what it's like to work with Morgan Freeman.
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Episode 60 - We're All Hung! Jun 19, 2017

Ross and Jessie discuss the Bill Cosby verdict, Elizabeth Banks feminism rant, and the Bernie Bro shooting. Rosstradamus strikes again!
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Episode 59 - The Feminism Denier Jun 16, 2017

Ross and Jessie discuss why Jables hates the recent feminism movements, why Ross misses standing in line for new CD's, and why you have to check off every box with a street sign in it to buy concert tickets.
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Episode 58 - The Homeless Stripper Jun 14, 2017

Ross and Jessie discuss the socks and sandals craze, why no one cares about the Tony's, and the reason why all strippers need to be legally homeless to strip.
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Episode 57 - A Strong Confident Lisp Jun 12, 2017

Ross and Jessie discuss the bad series finales, the weird Bloodline ending, Ice Cube going HAM on Bill Maher's, and why Hollywood writers are pussies.
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Episode 56 - You Uber To Get Bologna??? Jun 09, 2017

Ross and Jessie discuss the Comey hearing, Uber drivers weird quirks, the Warriors domination, and the fall of the New York Times.
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Episode 55 - It's A Conspiracy... I Think. Jun 08, 2017

Ross and Jessie discuss conspiracy theories in today's America including CNN planting Muslims for a news story in London, the noose found hung in the Smithsonian, and vandalism at Lebron James' house.
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Episode 54 - Should've Ordered The Fajitas! Jun 07, 2017

Ross and Jessie discuss the Bill Cosby rape trial, the essence of a "Sunday Brooch" with the boys, the weird chick hacker that got nabbed, and why millennials are killing off chain restaurants.
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Episode 53 - Bill Maher's A House N-O-P-E Jun 05, 2017

Ross and Jessie discuss Bill Maher getting too comfortable with black people, Kathy Griffin's bizarre press conference, and the fall of Anti-Trump comedians.
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Episode 52 - Heads Up Kathy Griffin! Jun 02, 2017

Ross and Jessie discuss the end of Kathy Griffin after decapitating Donald Trump, Ross getting big timed by Tommy Lee from Motley Crue, Jessie getting shot down by Ray Liotta, and Ross' belief in aliens.
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Episode 51 - He Should've Used A Driver! May 31, 2017

Ross and Jessie discuss Tiger Woods getting popped for a DUI and getting obnoxiously wasted on Memorial Day weekend.
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Episode 50 - You're Crying Over Montana??? May 29, 2017

Ross and jessie discuss the death of Gregg Allman, a friend who wants to bone Cher at 71 years old, and the liberal tears from a special election in Montana???
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Episode 49 - It's Zima Time! May 26, 2017

Ross and Jessie finally get their wish as a listener sends in Zima from Japan! Is it still delicious? You bet it is. Tonight we discuss the upcoming Bill Cosby rape trial and our predictions, as well as Puff Daddy's fight to always remain relevant.
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Episode 48 - Can I Borrow Your Timeshare? May 25, 2017

Ross and Jessie rant on the oddness of owning a "timeshare", possible plot lines for Top Gun 2 which was just announced, and Jables meltdown over losing electricity.
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Episode 47 - Stop Sending Thoughts And Prayers May 24, 2017

Ross and Jessie discuss why "sending thoughts and prayers" during yet another tragedy like the one in Manchester isn't good enough anymore, it's time to enact a travel ban.
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Episode 46 - He Died In Detroit??? May 22, 2017

Ross and Jessie discuss the death of Chris Cornell, the possible death of Avril Lavigne, the Michael Jackson monkey movie, and the magic of Andre The Giant.
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Episode 45 - Romper, Hardly Knew Her! May 19, 2017

Ross and jessie discuss the male "Romp-him" version of the female romper that's sweeping the nation as well as how much money it would take to roll into business meetings looking like whatever the hell you wanted to.
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Episode 44 - Skip Legs Day Or Pubic Hair? May 17, 2017

Ross and Jessie discuss a proper pube shaving schedule, why Russia is becoming Rocky IV, and people stealing movies and tv shows for ransom.
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Episode 43 - Taking Yet Another Sh*t May 15, 2017

Ross and Jessie discuss Mother's Day, carbo-loading for no reason, guilty pleasures you watch when you're alone, Kelsey Grammer's ex-wife's IBS problem, and Obama wanting to be Trump as a youth.
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Episode 42 - Let Me Grab My Beano! May 12, 2017

Ross and Jessie discuss Johnny Depp losing $650 million dollars, the weird life of Rick Ross, and whether or not Jables could drink $30,000 worth of wine per month. Spoiler Alert: it's yes.
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Episode 41 - Comey Don't Play That! May 11, 2017

Ross and Jessie discuss the firing of James Comey, athletes on steroids, and the encore performance of Jables mouth guitar.
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Episode 40 - You Want To Be Genderless??? May 10, 2017

Ross and Jessie go off on the new trend of being "genderless" or "non-binary", and they discuss the MTV Movie and TV Awards.
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Episode 39 - A Hollywood Sex Party May 08, 2017

Ross and Jessie discuss Hollywood sex parties, songs that turned 20 years old, and the porn star who got attacked by a shark.
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Episode 38 - Robot Welfare??? May 05, 2017

Ross and Jessie discuss driverless cars, the possibility for UBI, and what age it's not cute to be a tomboy.
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Episode 37 - A True Tandy Fan??? May 04, 2017

Ross and Jessie discuss why she's the only Jessica Tandy fan on earth, who you would want to party with at the White House, and how Kid Rock keeps it a little too real.
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Episode 36 - Carrots Out For Simon! May 02, 2017

Ross and Jessie are joined by special guest Jack Mandaville from Range 15 to discuss the world's largest bunny dying on a United flight, owning exotic animals, and a man caught masturbating on a plane.
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Episode 35 - Little Man From Dubai Apr 28, 2017

Ross and Jessie discuss the pageantry of the NFL Draft, being obese on the Food Network, and the weird life of Anthony Bourdain.
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Episode 34 - Do You Know The Muffin Man? Apr 26, 2017

Ross and Jessie get super weird in this late night episode involving Trump's blocked executive orders, Jessie trying to bring back 90's sayings, and what countries they never ever want to go to.
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Episode 33 - Was Aaron Hernandez Gay??? Apr 25, 2017

Ross and Jessie discuss the final notes left by Aaron Hernandez including one to his possible prison lover? This story keeps getting more and more crazy.
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Episode 32 - I Got High With Cypress Hill! Apr 21, 2017

Ross and Jessie discuss getting high with Cypress Hill, why you shouldn't smoke weed with Willie Nelson, and how Serena Williams could win a doubles match with her unborn baby.
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Episode 31 - Chicken McNuggets Killed Him??? Apr 19, 2017

Ross and Jessie rage on the "Facebook Killer" who was caught after going through a McDonald's drive-thru for 20 Chicken McNuggets in Eerie, PA. They also get deep into Harry Styles and the SNL phenomena.
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Episode 30 - Nude Beaches Are Sloppy Apr 18, 2017

Ross and Jessie discuss why nude beaches aren't what you're hoping for, Jose Baez the lawyer who just got Aaron Hernandez off double murder, friends with boats, and what jobs they prefer men and women to do in real life.
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Episode 29 - Ummm, Friends Is Back??? Apr 14, 2017

Ross and Jessie dive down into why the tv show "Friends" is having an underground revival as being cool again? Ross shares his hatred for Kevin James.
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Episode 28 - Special Guest Duran Duran Apr 13, 2017

Ross and Jessie are joined by music icon John Taylor of Duran Duran and they get weird together on a tour bus.
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Episode 27 - F**k United Airlines! Apr 12, 2017

Ross and Jessie come out swinging against United Airlines for ripping that man off the plane. No mercy, no surrender.
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Episode 26 - You Drove Michael Jackson??? Apr 10, 2017

Ross is joined by special guest, 16 time Grammy winning music producer Thom Russo. Thom chats about what it was like producing music for Prince and driving Michael Jackson home from the studio.
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Episode 25 - McReedy And Creechmeyer Apr 07, 2017

Ross and Jessie go off the rails describing a fictional "southern law firm", their favorite comedians, and why it's okay for R. Kelly to have a midget jump out of a closet.
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Episode 24 - Bob Vance Refrigeration Apr 06, 2017

Ross is joined by actor Robert Ray Shafer as he discusses his career roles ranging from "Psychocop" to Bob Vance on "The Office".
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Episode 23 - Let's Open A Bar! Apr 04, 2017

Ross chats with bar/restaurant owner Tim Rettele on the struggles of what it's like owning and operating a successful bar or restaurant. Spoiler Alert: it's really hard and you might have to rent it out to a porn shoot to pay the bills. If you or your friends have ever dreamed of opening a bar, this episode is for you.
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Episode 22 - Two More Sh*ts To Give Mar 31, 2017

Ross and Jessie get way too deep into pizza obsessions, Bill O'Reilly's James Brown wig remark, and Temple Of The Dog.
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Episode 21 - Baddest Chick In Da Game! Mar 30, 2017

Ross is joined by the biggest female director in music videos today, Hannah Lux Davis. She's directed videos for Nikki Minaj, Lil' Wayne, Drake, Miley Cyrus and Arianna Grande.
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Episode 20 - I'm A People Person!!! Mar 28, 2017

Ross is joined by special guest actor Richard Riehle who has starred in over 300 films including "Glory", "Free Willy", "Range 15", and "Office Space".
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Episode 19 - Where's The F**king Producer?!! Mar 24, 2017

Ross goes live from Los Angeles with one of the top music video producers in Hollywood, special guest Brandon Bonfiglio. If you've ever wondered what the music video industry is like, this episode answers everything... including what it's like working with Lil' Wayne.
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Episode 18 - The Man With The Chin. Mar 20, 2017

In this special "Crossover" episode, Ross connects with his Drinkin' Bros Podcast co-host Vincent "Rocco" Vargas and they go live from an LA dive bar to discuss female wrestling and what Rocco did to his daughter's first boyfriend. It's amazing.
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Episode 17 - Special Guest Jim O'Heir Mar 17, 2017

Ross sits down live from a dive bar in Los Angeles with special guest actor Jim O'Heir from "Parks and Recreation" as they discus his career, and his warped new movie "Middle Man".
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Episode 16 - Was Michael Jordan Stoned??? Mar 13, 2017

Ross is joined by special guests Dino Psilos and Joe Meyer as they discuss Michael Jordan getting high, March Madness, and the one friend everyone has who claims they could score 10 points in an NBA game.
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Episode 15 - You Cried During Sportscenter??? Mar 10, 2017

Ross rants about Adele finally getting married, why he cries during Sportscenter, and why he hates board games at dinner parties.
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Episode 14 - Wiretapping Dat A** Mar 07, 2017

Ross rants about the guy who lost the $1,000,000 island, Trump being wiretapped, who really uses Snapchat, and why rated "R" superhero movies are now going to be all the rage.
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Episode 13 - I Fux With Oprah. Mar 03, 2017

Ross talks about Oprah announcing she might run for President, Colin Kaerpernick saying he'll now stand for the flag, and "What About Barb?"
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Episode 12 - Mardi Gras D**k And Balls Mar 02, 2017

Ross discusses Donald Trump's Congressional speech, a Mardi Gras surprise, and how to win win an island off of the NFL combine???
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Episode 11 - It's All F**king Fake! Feb 28, 2017

Ross chats about the Oscars meltdown and getting cornrows for the first time.
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Episode 10 - F**k Your Tiny House! Feb 23, 2017

Ross rants about people who buy "Tiny Houses" on HGTV, why women really only need 5 cable channels, and how police were not welcome at an elementary school.
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Episode 9 - A Hard Lincoln Feb 22, 2017

In this episode Ross rants on President's Day, the NBA All-Star game, and his own horrific experience playing in a celebrity basketball game.
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Episode 8 - Harrison Ford Killed My Dad! Feb 17, 2017

Ross discusses losing a Super Bowl bet and getting a perm, how Harrison Ford could kill your Dad, and his hatred for The Bachelor.
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Episode 7 - Dude You're Getting Adele! Feb 15, 2017

On this epsiode, Ross rants about the Grammy's, giving Adele a "big girl pass", and the ridiculous "RESIST" movement.
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Episode 6 - That's Jennifer Lopez's Wine!!! Feb 09, 2017

Ross Patterson dishes on working celebrity parties and how f*cking wild it was when he first started, including stories about Jennifer Lopez and Denzel Washington.
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Episode 5 - No D**K Pics, No Apologies Feb 08, 2017

Ross Patterson goes off on people who issue "public apologies" and he chats about why you can't get away with a sweet dick pic in today's world.
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Episode 4 - The Trump Inauguration! Feb 07, 2017

Ross Patterson discusses the Trump Inauguration and the people who looted the Starbucks.
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Episode 3 - You Going To Coachella??? Feb 07, 2017

Ross Patterson breaks dow the fascination of Coachella, hippies, concert festivals, why some of your favorite bands suck, and how to get "Radioheaded".
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Episode 2 - Hollywood Is Dead Feb 07, 2017

Ross Patterson breaks down the entire list of movies coming out for all of 2017 and explains why Hollywood is dead.
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Episode 1 - Toddler Body Feb 05, 2017

Ross Patterson discusses why he wants to have the abs of his 2 year-old son, why every man should be able to pick a permanent body, and he goes way too in depth about his fast food fascinations.
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