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How Proust Can Change Your Life Nov 21, 2021

Show notes

Is Marcel Proust that author we all should be reading or just the founding father of internet trolling and incel culture? In this new old-stock episode (recorded February 2021) we finally get around to reviewing Alain de Botton’s How Proust Can Change Your Life. In addition to 50 minutes of mispronouncing “Proust” we also go off on a bunch of tangents including curated bookshelf backgrounds, loving/hating Scott Adams, the good and bad of Proustian moments, Andy’s misadventures in tiny European countries, and the “frosted kiss” of beer angels/ defrosting your soul with Dunkin. (Trigger warnings: We also briefly talk about suicide, death, and hitting rock bottom)

Book: How Proust Can Change Your Life by Alain De Botton

Drink: Pommeau De Normandie and Ben Franklin Hard Cider (sometimes mixed—don’t do it)

References and Attributes:

Philosophy: A Guide to Happiness presented by Alain de Botton-Episode 1: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S24FxdvfOko&list=PLxRuhrcSjnv2weFRcqOeCpk4Wy7_hay2j

“Marcel Proust” by the School of Life: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9mLdo4uMJUU&t=513s

“How to Cope with Bureaucracy” by the School of Life: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CL_IoZqyb1I

Alain de Botton on The Tim Ferriss Show (Podcast): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2KreaV59NkE

Opening Background Music:“Mastermind” from https://www.FesliyanStudios.com

Closing Quote:Marcel Proust read by Alan Rickman

Everything is F*cked: A Book About Hope Oct 06, 2020

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Hope…. Is it the one thing that kept you going the past six months? Did hope sustain you through the recent drought of Red Taped episodes. Do you find comfort in the simple fact that no matter what happens no one can take your hope away? This episode we give your feeling brain what it is craving and leave your rational mind wanting by discussing (poorly) Mark Manson’s latest book, Everything is F*cked, A Book About Hope.

Please join us as we drive an unruly elephant, get a beer from a green turtle, and visit a very blunt panda.... Ooops!!! One last thing…..we kinda, sorta, maybe, subtly…..take hope away. Set your existential angst to eleven, party with nihilists, and find a better way forward.

Book: Everything is F*cked, A Book About Hope by Mark Manson

Drink: Esperante (Mexican Style Lager)- Aslin Beer Company

References and Attributes:

Opening Song: “Scheming Weasel (faster version)” by Kevin MacLeod (CC Attribution 3.0)

Opening Quote: “Rixty Minutes.” Rick and Morty, TV (Season 1, Episode 8)

Closing Quote: The Big Lebowski. Film, 1998.

Caged Bearcats 4: Parks and Recreation Jul 10, 2020

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Has it been minutes, days, weeks, months, years? We are not sure because life has become the overlapping timelines of the Witcher.

Back in April your fearless and house-bound hosts decided to watch Season 1 of Parks and Recreation and talk about it with their friends. Yes, season 1 is pretty horrible but re-watching it was just a small, fading ember of the dumpster fire that is 2020. (Don’t’ worry, dear listener, just like pizza, bad Parks and Rec is still pretty good and season 1 is only 6 episodes.)

This week we are joined by our buddy Norm to help us tackle episodes 1 and 2. What happens when three bureaucrats born in the 1980s get together to talk about a sitcom from the early 2000s? They talk about Cheers. We know our listeners are fans of big and bigger government but sit back, relax, and feel some small township energy.

Production Note: This is episode 1 of a 3-episode series. We will be returning to our book reviews soon. The next book to face our scrutiny is Everything is F*cked: A Book about Hope by Mark Manson.

Caged Bearcats 3: Compensation Apr 29, 2020

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“When you light a candle, you also cast a shadow.”- Ursula K. Le Guin

“Ready to give up so I seek the Old Earth. Who explained working hard may help you maintain. To learn to overcome the heartaches and pain.” - “C.R.E.A.M” by Wu Tang Clan

Is this episode good or bad? Trick question: Only a Sith deals in absolutes. This episode two caged bearcats wrap-up their lengthy discussion of Ralph Waldo Emerson by reviewing his short essay, “Compensation.” We were hoping for a get-rich-quick scheme but instead we got an essay on the inherent natural tendency of all things to find balance and the resulting ethical framework that transcends artificial institutions. This “deep stuff” is balanced out with a lot of discussion about: Star Wars; sleeping on the job (and failing at it); life changing fortune cookies; financial fitness and weight loss: bowling and drinking at 7am; St. Nick Offerman; Star Wars, again; quarantine-induced Malort tolerance; and the very fine line between six-pack winners and losers.

(Note: This is a follow-on episode to our review of “Self-Reliance.” You should probably listen to that episode first but you do you.)

Book: “Compensation” by Ralph Waldo Emerson

Drink: Reis (Rice Lager brewed with Jasmine Tea, Green Tea & Yuzu [tastes like Coors Light in a good/bad way]) by Aslin Beer

References and Attributes:

American Philosophy: A Love Story by John Kaag (https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/28116747-american-philosophy)

Closing:

Excerpt from the Urban Dharma Podcast, episode “Karma: Friend or Foe” August 5, 2019 (https://www.urbandharma.org/udharma9/dharmatalks.html)

Caged Bearcats 2: Self-Reliance Apr 22, 2020

Show notes

“Ray, when someone asks you if you're a god, you say YES!” ― Winston Zeddmore, Ghostbusters (1984)

“We have time to grow old. The air is full of our cries. But habit is a great deadener.”― Samuel Beckett, Waiting for Godot

Social distancing, teleworking, beans and rice/rice and beans, TP shortages, virtual happy hours, and forgetting to hit mute—is Ralph Waldo Emerson the person we need to transcend all this? This week the Red Taped lost boys try to grow up and become self-reliant (although we would prefer not to). This quasi-normal episode gets a little off topic and explores: tiny mammal things (friend, foe, or delicious?); virtual train travel for cool guys; less than horrible elevator music; cider virginity stories; hot and bothered bats; and the erotic lives of America’s nonagenarian intelligentsia. If you want to skip us catching up and get straight to the book forward to 17:50.

Read your Emerson and keep listening!

(Production note: please hang in with us and we work on improving the quality of the remote recording.)

Book: “Self-Reliance” by Ralph Waldo Emerson

Drinks: a moral imperative at this point

Next episode: “Compensation” by Ralph Waldo Emerson

Attributes and References:

Go for a train ride:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mw9qiV7XlFs

Background music for work:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BuBCIwEzBBI

American Philosophy: A Love Story by John Kaag (https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/28116747-american-philosophy)

Ethics by Baruch Spinoza https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/205218.Ethics?ac=1&from_search=true&qid=jCFmYrXPgq&rank=1 )

Hot Bats?

https://massivesci.com/articles/bat-immune-systems-ncov-sars-nipah-mers-ebola-coronavirus/

Opening:

Charles Ives “Symphony No 1” : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SM5e9fjFRHg&t=89s

Reading of “Self-Reliance”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-pEhC3345JE

Closing:

“Bartelby the Scrivener” (short film): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yUBA_KR-VNU&t=1307s

Caged Bearcats (1 of ?) Apr 05, 2020

Show notes

Fat monks, tigers, cobras, and viruses, oh my!

A few weeks ago, two bearcats met via technology from their respective cages to honor a fellow bureaucrat with the prestigious Walter Peck Excellency in Bureaucracy Award. They also took some time to talk about their recent transition to “all-telework-all-the-time” and other random things. This is the first in a series of “Caged Bearcats Episodes” where we will be playing around with different formats and topics while social distancing.

If you were ever curious what Andy and Larry talk about when they have nothing to talk about, this episode is for you. The short answer is snakes, mostly. The long answer: technology burn-out; neighbor shaming; becoming members of the siesta club; how mundane bar food can transcend into sublime memories; how turning 40 while social distancing is strangely like other life milestones (in a dark basement, scared, and so very alone); snakes, snakes, and more snakes; Demolition Man as prophecy; and the trials, triumphs, and tribulations of quasi-illegal hiking.

Book: none

Drink: whatever we could find.

Next up: Ralph Waldo Emerson’s essays Self-Reliance and Compensation

References:

The "Monk and the Tiger" story is from this video (Check it out, it will help):

“What do to when everything falls apart” by Ajahn Brahm https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pe4gks2rAGg

Next time you are in Albuquerque, form some new nightmares:

https://www.rattlesnakes.com/

Technical assistance for the toilet paper shortage:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n7nFEnFtvCM

Be back soon with Emerson and Parks and Rec...

Peaks and Valleys Mar 20, 2020

Show notes

I asked him, “How can a man be brave if he is afraid?” “That is the only time a man can be brave,” he told me. – Robb Stark describing Ned Stark, Game of Thrones

Two bearcats went over the mountain to see what they could see. When they got to the peak, they immediately fell into a deep valley where they “dulled-out” for several months. We taped this episode two months ago, put it on a shelf, and quasi-retired. However, during these trying times we all need to do our part. Unfortunately for you, our part is keeping you occupied with a meandering podcast about the meandering trails of peaks and valleys that form modern life.

This week we retire “the king of parables,” party (responsibly) with Dave Ramsey, discuss a monk’s dilemma, and eat love-sushi until we get sick. Hold on tight…this episode will leave you with truth-bumps (noncontagious). Stay well, bearcats!

Book: Peaks and Valleys by Spencer Johnson, M.D.

Drink: Lagunitas Cherry Jane Sour Ale

Next Episode: Bearcats in a Cage?

Attributes/Clips/References:

The Dave Ramsey Show (https://www.daveramsey.com/show/podcasts)

Who Ordered This Truckload of Dung?: Inspiring Stories for Welcoming Life's Difficulties by Ajahn Brahm

https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/647579.Who_Ordered_This_Truckload_of_Dung_)

The Subtle Art of Not Giving a F*ck by Mark Manson https://www.goodreads.com/book/photo/28257707-the-subtle-art-of-not-giving-a-f-ck

Closing Quote: Sean Penn in the film, Casualties of War

The Leadership Secrets of Santa Claus Dec 15, 2019

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Q: What do you get when you combine 1-part Sean Connery, 1-part Jimmy Stewart, and 2.5-parts sketchy guy that lives in a van? A: Santa Claus.

This week we finally meet the legendary Santa Claus and he is not the jolly, old elf you imagined. In reality, Santa is a hard-driving, down to brass tacks CEO with lots of leadership (and other) secrets to share. We also spend some time rambling about the joys and miseries of the holiday season, discover the true meaning of “bearcat,” feel some slight remorse about being capitalist pigs, worry about our parents’ Hallmark addictions, and Andy leverages a reckless food order to brand our new bartender. In the short tradition of the modern-day office holiday party, this podcast is one-hour of mandatory fun.

Warning: This episode contains, holiday music, bad acting, excessive consumption of raw eggs, copious swearing, an extremely deep cut to our least downloaded episode, mythical adultery, and a few explosions.

Would you rather listen to this or watch the Star Wars Holiday Special? Let us know by leaving a scathing review on iTunes, or contacting us at: redtaped@outlook.com (email) and @RedTapedPodcast (Twitter).

Book: The Leadership Secrets of Santa Claus; A Walk-the-Talk Resource by Eric Harvey, David Cottrell, Al Lucia, and Mike Hourigan

Drink: Eggnog with Bearcat Bourbon

Next Episode: How Proust Can Change Your Life by Alan de Botton

Attributes/Clips:

Opening music: Jazzy bells, by Dee Yan-Key from the album My Christmas Music, 2017 (CC BY NC SA)

Shaking Christmas Holiday Sleigh Bells Sound Effect by Sound Effect Factory (CC): https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCYIxR_86Ck0sCL26eVuumvQ

Debris Sound effects by Das CREATIONS: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvoCGqqsa8aYAmw_ZgWn99w

The Five Dysfunctions of a Team Oct 29, 2019

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We don’t want to be a couple of old guys that disappear for months and return unannounced to give you poorly-informed life advice, but we think you should listen to this episode. This week we remedy all your dysfunctions while discussing The Five Dysfunctions of a Team by Patrick Lencioni. We also travel to the Napa Valley to eat Pizza Hut and drink domestic beer; fall in love with a narcissist ex-ballerina; dabble in office politics; rant about the growing gaps between episodes; raid a toddler’s snack drawer; and opine on the evolving norms of meeting etiquette.

Sorry for the delay on this one!!! The new Fiscal Year required a sacrifice and your hosts were on the slab. A belated happy FY 2020! Let us know your Fiscal Year resolutions, book recommendations, or general dislike for what we have to offer at: redtaped@outlook.com (email) and @RedTapedPodcast (Twitter).

Book: The Five Dysfunctions of a Team by Patrick Lencioni

Drink: Lagunitas Daytime IPA

Next Episode: How Proust Can Change Your Life by Alan de Botton

Links:

“Patrick Lencioni: Five Dysfunctions of a Team” ( a quick overview) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6sqvWEI1CVg&list=LLr-99XFH1ODOK52gAJk1Jjw&index=3&t=229s

“Summary of Every Self-Help Book EVER” by AvE (Yup, he pretty much nailed it)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E7RgtMGL7CA&t=257s

Attributes/Clips:

Opening music: Hachiko (The Faithful Dog), by The Kyoto Connection from the album Wake Up, 2015 (CC BY SA)

Quotes: “I hope you stay.” Euphoria, Pilot Episode 2019

The Dichotomy of Leadership: Balancing the Challenges of Extreme Ownership to Lead and Win Aug 18, 2019

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“You wanted to kill your father in order to be your father yourself. Now you are your father, but a dead father.” -Sigmund Freud

“Your son is gone. He was weak and foolish like his father and so I destroyed him.” – Kylo Ren

Once again, the Red Taped bros found themselves becalmed in the doldrums of summer. Despite valiant efforts, the Navy SEALs could not salvage our voyage of redemption and the core beliefs that once served as our ballast violently shifted leaving us adrift. This week we break up with the Navy SEAL management/self-help genre. We also find Aristotle’s wisdom hidden in a table-saw, drown our broken hearts in rum and Cuban food, find the delicate balance of The Dilbert Principle and Extreme Ownership, and reminisce about our first sticky-fumbling catastrophe of a pilot episode. The father-wounds run deep this episode, as we detach from our dominant podcasting daddies and set a new course into uncharted waters.

Please join us as we navigate a messy break-up and discuss The Dichotomy of Leadership by Jocko Willink and Leif Babin. Did you really think a couple of bureaucratic, soy-boys and a pair of Navy SEALs would last? Please feel free to express your disgust or support: redtaped@outlook.com (email) and @RedTapedPodcast (Twitter).

Book: The Dichotomy of Leadership: Balancing the Challenges of Extreme Ownership to Lead and Win by Jocko Willink and Leif Babin

Drink: Mojitos and Caipirinhas

Links:

Jocko Podcast #138: The Dichotomy of Leadership with Leif Babin: http://jockopodcast.com/2018/08/15/138-the-dichotomy-of-leadership-with-leif-babin-self-control-and-how-to-find-the-balance/

Upcoming Episodes:

The Five Dysfunctions of a Team by Patrick Lencioni

State of the Pod- Midyear Review

How Proust Can Change Your Life by Alain de Botton

Attributes/Clips:

Opening Song:

“Demon Trooper” by GroovySauce: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7KurBhSzAko

Jocko Willink from Jocko Podcast #3: http://jockopodcast.com/2015/12/31/jocko-podcast-3-jocko-echo-the-last-hundred-yards-book-jiu-jitsu-bosses-failure/

Quotes:

“Waiting for my next mission” from Apocalypse Now (Film), 1979

“You need me on that wall” from A Few Good Men (Film), 1992

Closing:

“If you want to change the world, start by making your bed.” An excerpt from Admiral William H. McRaven’s Commencement Address to the University of Texas Austin (2014): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pxBQLFLei70

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