Recipe for Crazy

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Depresh Mode Mar 01, 2024

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Alanna emerges from her insomnia and depression to berate your ears with her wisdom and lack there of. Alanna dishes on health secrets she learned from her time with the Kardashians, trying to sleep with Theo Von, a story about making Bobby Lee feel uncomfortable, answers listeners burning questions (like who she’s spoken with since the explosive New Years episode), and introduces you to a new character in her life - Daddy Warbucks.

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Sorry SKIMS Feb 21, 2024

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Alanna is joined by her high school friend to discuss glory holes, Saltburn (spoilers!), the regrowth of Alanna's hymen, and dating a high school teacher all before they prank call Bachelor Nation favorites. Tune in to hear us talk Tahzjuan into crab exposure therapy and get a cease and desist from SKIMS.

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LYLAS with Courtney Robertson Feb 15, 2024

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Alanna comes to terms with her fatphobia before Courtney Robertson joins to rehash the show we love to hate. Tune in for gossip, laughs, and prank calling.

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The Dave Neal Files Feb 08, 2024

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Alanna starts strong with a mental breakdown before welcoming guest, Dave Neal who opens up about gaslighting his balls and doxing before throwing Alanna into the hot seat to tackle her latest podcast outbursts. They talk sex, scandals, lawsuits, STDs, and the gestational side effects of Ozempic.
TIMESTAMPS

00:25 Alanna makes her first formal an public apology

01:26 Talking about a terrifying encounter with Dane Cook

03:29 A brief introduction to the man known as Dave Neal

06:19 Alanna takes issue with how a woman faked a pregnancy

07:03 Talking about a prank gone terribly wrong

08:36 Alanna’s Receipts and the hidden photo folder

16:04 Trigger warning for the weak minded

17:25 The start of Alanna’s mental break

20:58 Alanna’s life is that of Nicolas Cage a la “The Family Man”

23:28 The harsh truth about getting cancer

24:36 “I was in a rage today” The missing hard drive and death threats

28:39 Current events and agoraphobia

30:40 Welcome Dave Neal!

31:11 Dave Neal can use any bathroom he wants

32:31 Dave Neal is trying to tempt women with a provocative wardrobe

33:33 Everybody is pregnant

33:53 Ozempic’s hidden side effect and Dave talks about gaslighting his balls

38:23 Dave asks about Alanna’s dating standards and more

40:56 Alanna’s red flags and Dave’s wise words on relationships

42:46 Alanna tells the real story behind the breakup one of her recent flings

50:26 Dave and Alanna debate her bachelor dating app run in

57:47 The mod mentality of social media

01:03:03 The internet is easily offended and Alanna offers sound advice for those in the line of fire

01:05:08 Alanna calls out a troll and Dave talks about his internet troll run ins

01:06:44 Humans are disgusting little monsters

01:07:27 Alanna asks Dave a burning question

01:09:29 Dave’s lawsuit

01:09:47 Dave’s snub on Nick Viall’s podcast

01:11:15 The speech of Dave’s life

01:12:13 Dave gives his thoughts on Alanna’s wild podcast stories

01:15:40 Thank you Dave Neal and Alanna teases an upcoming and interesting episode you don’t want to miss or maybe you do

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Addicted to Courtney Robertson Jan 23, 2024

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Alanna welcomes her first guest that is not biologically connected to her, the legendary Courtney Robertson from the 16th season of The Bachelor. The former contestant and producer duo compare show experiences before addressing their deep rooted relationships with addiction and opening up on emotional experiences never shared publicly. And yes... they address the "Bleep."
TIMESTAMPS
00:08 Guest Intro
04:41 Addressing the haters
07:05 Welcome Courtney Robertson / Courtney is a dream Bachelor contestant
10:20 Talking about the inauthenticity of contestants
12:22 Courtney’s Pregnancy
17:07 Being single in Florida / Courtney talks about eligible bachelor, Chris Soules
20:13 Difficulties of dating with a bad rep on the internet, Courtney gives dating advice
23:27 Courtney opens up about her mom, they talk about their shared life experiences with alcoholic parents
27:41 Attracting men active in addition, Courtney’s relationship with Jesse Metcalfe and challenges faced with his sobriety
29:25 Courtney reveal and her struggles with her family, going into hometowns with that anxiety, her mom’s relapse, and hospitalization
33:40 Courtney opens up on her mother’s passing
36:40 Addition and their struggles with having parents with addiction. Emotional turn as Courtney dives deep into her struggles towards the end of her mother’s passing. Her regrets and the show played into that during that time
48:08 Talking about watching our parents towards the end of their battle with addiction
51:15 Dating someone who struggles with substance abuse
58:35 Addressing the “bleep” from Courtney’s episode on After Reality
59:48 Courtney’s ex’s latest girlfriend reaches out. The narrative our ex’s gave to their next girlfriends about us.
01:03:02 Alanna asks who chose Courtney’s proposal dress, BTS talk
01:06:50 Alanna urges Courtney to bring out her personality again
01:08:40 Shanae’s reaction when Alanna updated her on what happened with Alanna’s ex and former contestants
01:15:30 Potential Bachelor contestants coming on R4C
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The Alanna Noel Experience Jan 16, 2024

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Alanna addresses last week's explosive episode before sitting down with the mother of one of the craziest women on the internet. They discuss the extraterrestrial realm, flat Earth, dating, and unearth tales from Alanna's childhood.

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New Year Same Me Jan 09, 2024

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Alanna rings in the New Year from her death bed, berates her listeners with her physical aliments and gives unwanted forgiveness to everyone who wronged her in 2023 with a lengthy list of people who will likely need to join a support group upon listening to this chaotic episode.

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Crazy Ex Bachelor Producer Dec 12, 2023

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Alanna gets deep after being triggered by a slim jim, explains how said slim jim sent her into an existential crisis, clears up the drama of her dating app run in, and welcomes her first guests before they give their hot takes on dating, relationships, and Alanna being twice the size of her ex-boyfriends new boo.

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Gobble Me Swallow Me Nov 23, 2023

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Alanna opens up about a traumatic online purchase made in the midnight hour, explains why blocking someone on social media is just good form, painfully spills the tea on her most dramatic dating app encounter yet, and demoralizes men on reality shows as a tribute to her Cherokee ancestors who lost their lives so you can eat pie! Happy Thanksgiving!

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In Lexapro We Trust Nov 20, 2023

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Alanna blesses you with a breathtaking vocal performance before she talks about the seasonless food of her white boyfriend's past, her divine awakening, and spills the tea on the truth of reality show producing.

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