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Reunion/Clip Show (ROL Charm School S1 E11) Mar 01, 2021

This week, Katie and Kim recap the Rock of Love: Charm School reunion and clip show! We chat about some highlights from the previously unaired footage before we dive into the crazy reunion. We hear from the final two - Destiney and Brandi M - on what they are up to now, check in with Lacey and her various victims from this season, and learn about Rodeo's groundbreaking new product: waterproof jeans. But THE BELLE OF THE BALL is of course Megan's segment, which ends with Sharon dumping her cocktail on Megan and then allegedly assaulting her. It's bananas and the perfect way to end this season. Featured Cocktail: Big Red Margarita (https://champagneandcoconuts.com/big-red-margarita-cocktail-recipe/) Check out our Patreon - www.patreon.com/realitygraveyard Tweet at us - twitter.com/realitygraveyd Follow us on Instragram - www.instagram.com/realitygraveyard/?hl=en Like us on Facebook -www.facebook.com/Reality-Graveyar…=admin_todo_tour Email us realitygraveyard@gmail.com Find us on our website www.realitygraveyard.com

Finale! (ROL Charm School S1 E10) Feb 22, 2021

This week, Katie and Kim recap the Finale of Rock of Love: Charm School! The ladies give back with a challenge to collect donations for people experiencing homelessness from strangers on Hollywood Boulevard. Sharon brings back some special guests to help each of the ladies: Heather for Lacey, Brandi C. for Destiney, and Megan for Brandi M. Megan tries her best to sabotage Brandi M during the challenge. Will her efforts be successful? Later, the final two visit Sharon's home in Malibu before writing their speeches on why they deserve to win. The winner of this season of Charm School is awarded 100,000 buckaroos. WHO WILL IT BE? Featured Cocktail: Malibu Sunset Cocktail (https://www.averiecooks.com/malibu-sunset/) Check out our Patreon - www.patreon.com/realitygraveyard Tweet at us - twitter.com/realitygraveyd Follow us on Instragram - www.instagram.com/realitygraveyard/?hl=en Like us on Facebook -www.facebook.com/Reality-Graveyar…=admin_todo_tour Email us realitygraveyard@gmail.com Find us on our website www.realitygraveyard.com

Battle of the Brands (ROL Charm School S1 E9) Feb 15, 2021

This week, Kim and Katie recap Episode 9 of Rock of Love: Charm School! We are down to the final four: Destiney, Brandi M, Heather and Lacey. For their next lesson, the ladies learn about branding themselves. They then get the opportunity to design a shirt for SMET, a line by Christian Audigier of Ed Hardy. Not only will the lady with the best design be safe from elimination, but her design will be sold nationwide! Meanwhile, Heather starts to unravel and lash out at the other ladies. A major secret involving a FAKE DOG ALLERGY is also revealed. Who will Sharon send home tonight? Featured Cocktail: French Martini (https://www.foodabovegold.com/how-to-make-french-martini-recipe/) Check out our Patreon - www.patreon.com/realitygraveyard Tweet at us - twitter.com/realitygraveyd Follow us on Instragram - www.instagram.com/realitygraveyard/?hl=en Like us on Facebook -www.facebook.com/Reality-Graveyar…=admin_todo_tour Email us realitygraveyard@gmail.com Find us on our website www.realitygraveyard.com

Poetic Justice (ROL Charm School S1 E8) Feb 08, 2021

This week, Kim and Katie recap Episode 8 of Rock of Love: Charm School! After the explosive, drunken fight last episode, the ladies learn a lesson on resolving conflict in a more mature way - by using SOCK PUPPETS! They are challenged to write a poem or song about a conflict they are having in the house and then perform it in front of a live audience. With all of her allies gone, Lacey is now on the defense. But she's not the only one the ladies have set their sights on. Who will leave the house tonight? Featured Cocktail: Mint Chocolate Martini (https://tipsybartender.com/recipe/mint-chocolate-martini/) Check out our Patreon - www.patreon.com/realitygraveyard Tweet at us - twitter.com/realitygraveyd Follow us on Instragram - www.instagram.com/realitygraveyard/?hl=en Like us on Facebook -www.facebook.com/Reality-Graveyar…=admin_todo_tour Email us realitygraveyard@gmail.com Find us on our website www.realitygraveyard.com

Ugly Dating (ROL Charm School S1 E7) Feb 01, 2021

Kim and Katie are back with a recap of Episode 7 of Rock of Love: Charm School! This week, the ladies learn some dating tips and are then put to the test when three very eligible bachelors are brought in for speed dating. But... there's a catch! The ladies must first undergo make-unders: prosthetic noses, fake moles, horrible wigs, frumpy clothes...you name it! Afterward, they all head out for a night on the town where Brandi C. and Heather both get wasted. Things BLOW UP back at the house once Lacey gets in Brandi C's ear. There's a loogie hocked right into Destiney's face, a plate of innocent pizza flung and smashed to pieces -- it's pure chaos and someone's gotta take the fall. Who will it be this week? Featured Cocktail: Classic Whisky Smash (https://www.bonappetit.com/recipe/classic-whiskey-smash) Check out our Patreon - www.patreon.com/realitygraveyard Tweet at us - twitter.com/realitygraveyd Follow us on Instragram - www.instagram.com/realitygraveyard/?hl=en Like us on Facebook -www.facebook.com/Reality-Graveyar…=admin_todo_tour Email us realitygraveyard@gmail.com Find us on our website www.realitygraveyard.com

PSA Challenge (ROL Charm School S1 E6) Jan 25, 2021

Katie and Kim are back with a recap of Episode 6 of Rock of Love: Charm School! This week, the ladies experience the finer things in life by doing some wine tasting, cigar smoking, and tequila sipping! But things quickly take a turn for the worse when Dallas calls out Lacey for eating salmon. Lacey retaliates by rubbing her feet on Dallas' bed, getting in her face, and throwing a drink on her. Next the ladies have to create a PSA on the dangers of excessive drinking and guess what? Dallas and Lacey have to work together! Can they get over their differences or will they crash and burn? Featured Cocktail: Hot Apple Cider (https://www.tasteandtellblog.com/hot-buttered-spiced-cider/) Check out our Patreon - www.patreon.com/realitygraveyard Tweet at us - twitter.com/realitygraveyd Follow us on Instragram - www.instagram.com/realitygraveyard/?hl=en Like us on Facebook -www.facebook.com/Reality-Graveyar…=admin_todo_tour Email us realitygraveyard@gmail.com Find us on our website www.realitygraveyard.com

Royally Screwed (ROL Charm School S1 E5) Jan 18, 2021

Kim and Katie are back with a recap of Episode 5 of Rock of Love: Charm School! This week, the ladies learn all about manners and etiquette. In teams of three, they are then put to the test when asked to entertain a very special guest: Her Royal Highness, The Duchess of Birmingshire, Paige Irvingcrow Harrington! Not only do they have to remember her full name, but they also must follow a bunch of other rules, like never turning their back to her, not serving her any alcohol, and of course covering their décolletage in her presence. Will they pass with flying colors? Or are they royally screwed? Featured Cocktail: Royal Flush ( https://drizly.com/royal-flush/r-1a2c8d65258b224e) Check out our Patreon - www.patreon.com/realitygraveyard Tweet at us - twitter.com/realitygraveyd Follow us on Instragram - www.instagram.com/realitygraveyard/?hl=en Like us on Facebook -www.facebook.com/Reality-Graveyar…=admin_todo_tour Email us realitygraveyard@gmail.com Find us on our website www.realitygraveyard.com

Rock Band Challenge (ROL Charm School S1 E4) Jan 11, 2021

This week, Katie and Kim recap Episode 4 of Rock of Love: Charm School! The ladies are taught all about the music business. They then work in two teams to put together bands - selecting members, styling them, practicing, and then performing the next day. During auditions, we see a very special, familiar face: CHARLES, Daisy's Ex! One team goes the eccentric route by putting a real-life Jester as their front man, while the other goes patriotic and puts their lead singer in an ill-fitting army green jumpsuit. Who's risky decision will pay off? Later, a physical altercation occurs between Megan and Brandi M. Is this going to be the last straw for Miss Megan? Featured Drink: Bret's Blend Trop-A-Rocka (Snapple flavor crafted by Bret Michaels himself on Celebrity Apprentice) Check out our Patreon - www.patreon.com/realitygraveyard Tweet at us - twitter.com/realitygraveyd Follow us on Instragram - www.instagram.com/realitygraveyard/?hl=en Like us on Facebook -www.facebook.com/Reality-Graveyar…=admin_todo_tour Email us realitygraveyard@gmail.com Find us on our website www.realitygraveyard.com

Fashion Show! (ROL Charm School S1 E3) Jan 04, 2021

Kim and Katie are back with a recap of Episode 3 of Rock of Love: Charm School! This week, the ladies learn the 2nd Commandment: Thou Shalt Rock it with Style! They each get a chance to show off their personal style before everyone votes on which three girls most desperately need a makeover. Then, they break up into teams to find three chic lewks at a thrift store for a fashion show! Megan and Rodeo majorly butt heads after Megan ALLEGEDLY attempts to cheat by using Rodeo's bracelet. Who do we believe? And who will Sharon send home??? Featured Cocktail: Rodeo Jalapeno Lemonade Cocktail (https://www.elletalk.com/rodeo-jalapeno-lemonade-cocktail/) Check out our Patreon - www.patreon.com/realitygraveyard Tweet at us - twitter.com/realitygraveyd Follow us on Instragram - www.instagram.com/realitygraveyard/?hl=en Like us on Facebook -www.facebook.com/Reality-Graveyar…=admin_todo_tour Email us realitygraveyard@gmail.com Find us on our website www.realitygraveyard.com

Thou Shalt Rock Together (ROL Charm School S1 E2) Dec 14, 2020

Kim and Katie are back with a recap of Episode 2 of Rock of Love: Charm School! This week, the ladies are in for a rude awakening: Sergeant Jones has returned! The drill sergeant has the ladies do some teamwork exercises on the beach, including an activity where they have to pull Megan (sitting on a throne of course) like sled dogs. MUSH HUSSIES! The next day, in two teams, they are challenged to set up a stage and green room for a special guest. The losing team is up for elimination. Meanwhile, Brandi C, Megan and Lacey have formed an alliance and have set their sights on Brandi M as their first target. Will they be successful and send her home? Featured Cocktail: Jelly Bean Cocktail (https://www.thekitchn.com/easter-basket-recipe-the-jelly-bean-cocktailthe-10-minute-happy-hour-168889) Check out our Patreon - www.patreon.com/realitygraveyard Tweet at us - twitter.com/realitygraveyd Follow us on Instragram - www.instagram.com/realitygraveyard/?hl=en Like us on Facebook -www.facebook.com/Reality-Graveyar…=admin_todo_tour Email us realitygraveyard@gmail.com Find us on our website www.realitygraveyard.com

One Bad Apple (ROL Charm School S1 E1) Dec 07, 2020

This week, Katie and Kim recap Episode 1 of Rock of Love: Charm School (Season 2)! We are BACK in the Rock of Love universe, where the podcast first began! Sharon Osbourne welcomes 14 ROL ladies for the chance to win $100,000 and -- in her words -- change from "bitches in heat" to women of importance. Right off the bat, drama is afoot. Lacey sets her sights on her old friend Dallas, who retaliates by chucking a half-eaten apple at her head. Her next victim is Raven and what she does to her crosses a major line. It's a WILD first night -- there's passed out Courtney, the angelic sound of Rodeo's laugh, and so many familiar faces, including Riki Rachtman and sweet, little Lily (RIP). Feels like home! Featured Cocktail: Fallen Apple (https://www.saveur.com/fallen-apple-cocktail-recipe/) Check out our Patreon - www.patreon.com/realitygraveyard Tweet at us - twitter.com/realitygraveyd Follow us on Instragram - www.instagram.com/realitygraveyard/?hl=en Like us on Facebook -www.facebook.com/Reality-Graveyar…=admin_todo_tour Email us realitygraveyard@gmail.com Find us on our website www.realitygraveyard.com

Reunion/Clip Show (FOL Charm School S1 E10) Nov 30, 2020

This week, Katie and Kim recap the Flavor of Love: Charm School reunion and clip show! Mo'Nique and the ladies reunite, with Lala as our host, to close out the first season of Charm School. We learn what the finalists -- Saaphyri and Leilene -- are up to now, along with some of the others, like Pumkin who still manages to surprise us with the things that come out of her mouth. Shay and Larissa reunite to discuss the picture incident. Things get a bit heated, especially when Mo'Nique reappears and soon enough family members are up on the stage, too! Listen along as we end this chapter of Charm School! Featured Cocktail: Peppermint Bark Mimosa, courtesy of Rodeo herself! (https://www.delish.com/cooking/recipe-ideas/a25128817/peppermint-bark-mimosas-recipe/) Check out our Patreon - www.patreon.com/realitygraveyard Tweet at us - twitter.com/realitygraveyd Follow us on Instragram - www.instagram.com/realitygraveyard/?hl=en Like us on Facebook -www.facebook.com/Reality-Graveyar…=admin_todo_tour Email us realitygraveyard@gmail.com Find us on our website www.realitygraveyard.com

Finale! (FOL Charm School S1 E9) Nov 23, 2020

This week, Kim and Katie recap the FINALE of Flavor of Love: Charm School! We're down to the final four: Shay, Leilene, Saaphyri, and Becky. The ladies compete in a "pop quiz," but there's a twist -- they will ask each other the questions and get to decide who they ask. The first to answer three questions wrong is eliminated. Will they play fair? Or will they team up to take down a big threat? Next, the final three are challenged to write a speech about their time at Charm School. Mo'Nique brings in a surprise judge to help decide who moves on to the final two. Before we know it, we have the very last elimination ceremony. WHO WILL WIN? Featured Cocktail: Cubata (https://www.firstordergin.com/cubata-cocktail/) Check out our Patreon - www.patreon.com/realitygraveyard Tweet at us - twitter.com/realitygraveyd Follow us on Instragram - www.instagram.com/realitygraveyard/?hl=en Like us on Facebook -www.facebook.com/Reality-Graveyar…=admin_todo_tour Email us realitygraveyard@gmail.com Find us on our website www.realitygraveyard.com

Charm School Prom (FOL Charm School S1 E8) Nov 16, 2020

This week, Katie and Kim recap Episode 8 of Flavor of Love: Charm School! The ladies learn about the different types of problematic men out there and how to know when you've met the ultimate guy, the Urban Renaissance Man. They are then put to the test with a Charm School PROM!! After being isolated from men for so long, the girls are ready to let loose -- especially Pumkin, whose behavior is somewhat... dare we say... SLUTACEOUS? Later, Mo'Nique asks the ladies to vote on who did the best and worst. When Pumkin's scheme to avoid the carpet falls to pieces, we learn that Hell hath no fury like a Pumkin scorned. Featured Cocktail: Holiday Party Punch ( https://www.missinthekitchen.com/holiday-party-punch/) Check out our Patreon - www.patreon.com/realitygraveyard Tweet at us - twitter.com/realitygraveyd Follow us on Instragram - www.instagram.com/realitygraveyard/?hl=en Like us on Facebook -www.facebook.com/Reality-Graveyar…=admin_todo_tour Email us realitygraveyard@gmail.com Find us on our website www.realitygraveyard.com

Thou Shalt Represent (FOL Charm School S1 E7) Nov 09, 2020

Kim and Katie are back with a recap of Episode 7 of Flavor of Love: Charm School! This week, the ladies learn the commandment of Thou Shalt Represent! We get a very special treat in the return of Miss New York herself, who interviews the ladies to challenge them on being professional and thinking before they talk (even when faced with their mortal enemy). Later, while the ladies are decorating for Mo'Nique's birthday party, things pop off when Becky starts asking questions about Leilene's pictures. Will the truth finally be revealed? JUSTICE FOR SCHATAR! Featured Cocktail: Birthday Cake Martini (https://inspiredbycharm.com/birthday-cake-martini/) Check out our Patreon - www.patreon.com/realitygraveyard Tweet at us - twitter.com/realitygraveyd Follow us on Instragram - www.instagram.com/realitygraveyard/?hl=en Like us on Facebook -www.facebook.com/Reality-Graveyar…=admin_todo_tour Email us realitygraveyard@gmail.com Find us on our website www.realitygraveyard.com

Thou Shalt Payeth It Back (FOL Charm School S1 E6) Nov 02, 2020

Katie and Kim are back with a recap of Episode 6 of Flavor of Love: Charm School! This week, the ladies pay it forward! They gather their own clothes to donate to a charity thrift store. The team of two whose total donations earn the highest monetary value will be safe from elimination, where two ladies (one team) will be expelled. Saaphyri has a bit of a hard time, but her breakdown becomes a breakthrough moment. Meanwhile, Larissa and Shay plot to get Schatar eliminated by hiding Leilene's pictures under her mattress. Will the truth come out about their scheme? Or will their sneaky plan actually work? Featured Cocktail: Mystery Machine Cocktail (https://tipsybartender.com/recipe/mystery-machine/) Check out our Patreon - www.patreon.com/realitygraveyard Tweet at us - twitter.com/realitygraveyd Follow us on Instragram - www.instagram.com/realitygraveyard/?hl=en Like us on Facebook -www.facebook.com/Reality-Graveyar…=admin_todo_tour Email us realitygraveyard@gmail.com Find us on our website www.realitygraveyard.com

Thou Shalt Mind Thy Money (FOL Charm School S1 E5) Oct 26, 2020

This week, Katie and Kim recap Episode 5 of Flavor of Love: Charm School! The ladies are challenged to create a unique fragrance, which they then have to market and sell on the streets of Hollywood! The team that makes the highest profit will be safe from elimination. Pumkin, Larissa, and Shay are chosen as the three CEOs. Pumkin's team takes a risk and decides to use the marketing strategy of "sex sells." Will it pay off? Later, things come to a head between Pumkin and Larissa after Larissa's phone call mysteriously disconnects. Following all the drama, Mo'Nique throws a curveball with her elimination decision. Featured Cocktail: Elderflower Rose Gimlet (https://feastandwest.com/2015/04/24/elderflower-rose-gimlet/) Check out our Patreon - www.patreon.com/realitygraveyard Tweet at us - twitter.com/realitygraveyd Follow us on Instragram - www.instagram.com/realitygraveyard/?hl=en Like us on Facebook -www.facebook.com/Reality-Graveyar…=admin_todo_tour Email us realitygraveyard@gmail.com Find us on our website www.realitygraveyard.com

Master Debaters (FOL Charm School S1 E4) Oct 19, 2020

Kim and Katie are back with a recap of Episode 4 of Flavor of Love: Charm School! Just in time for this hellish election season, the ladies take part in a timely debate challenge! They are split up into two teams and first have to decide which of their teammates has to sit this one out on the bench -- and be up for expulsion. Ouch. Then, they face off to debate the not-so-straight-forward topic: Should the ladies on Courtney's team be expelled? When the winning team is decided (and gifted immunity from elimination), Mo'Nique disagrees with the decision, which sets off Larissa. Things blow up later between Larissa and Leilene when the ladies are letting loose at a campus bar. Who will be expelled tonight? Featured Cocktail: Apple Pie on the Rocks (https://veganyackattack.com/2013/12/03/apple-pie-on-the-rocks/) Check out our Patreon - www.patreon.com/realitygraveyard Tweet at us - twitter.com/realitygraveyd Follow us on Instragram - www.instagram.com/realitygraveyard/?hl=en Like us on Facebook -www.facebook.com/Reality-Graveyar…=admin_todo_tour Email us realitygraveyard@gmail.com Find us on our website www.realitygraveyard.com

Fashion Show! (FOL Charm School S1 E3) Oct 12, 2020

Kim and Katie are back to recap Episode 3 of Flavor of Love: Charm School! This week, it's all about FASHION, HONEY! The ladies learn a lesson on style, then break up into two teams to create an avante garde look for a runway show. Crystal (despite never letting us forget that she's a professional model) chooses NOT to be the model for her team and instead nominates Dara. The ladies get to work and as one team starts to shine with their "delights of the garden" lewk, the other team gets lost in a mess of feathers, curtains, duct tape, and hair extensions. It's bad. But who will take the fall? Listen as we break it all down! Featured Cocktail: Koi Yellow Cocktail (https://www.diffordsguide.com/cocktails/recipe/1121/koi-yellow) Check out our Patreon - www.patreon.com/realitygraveyard Tweet at us - twitter.com/realitygraveyd Follow us on Instragram - www.instagram.com/realitygraveyard/?hl=en Like us on Facebook -www.facebook.com/Reality-Graveyar…=admin_todo_tour Email us realitygraveyard@gmail.com Find us on our website www.realitygraveyard.com

Thou Shalt Show Some Class (FOL Charm School S1 E2) Oct 05, 2020

This week, Kim and Katie recap Episode 2 of Flavor of Love: Charm School! The ladies take part in some etiquette lessons before competing for the chance to accompany Bachelor star, Andrew Firestone, to a winery for a presentation. While getting ready, Heather realizes her $1500 BCBG dresses have gone missing! We quickly find out it was Miss Schatar who hid the dresses, in a scheme to rattle her competition. Andrew meets with all the ladies before picking his date. Who will he choose?? Later, Mo'Nique asks the ladies to cook her lunch using her own cookbook, but Leilene cracks under the pressure of this task. Who will the deans expel tonight??? Featured Cocktail: The Red Queen (https://www.tastingtable.com/cook/recipes/red-wine-bourbon-cocktail-recipe) Check out our Patreon - www.patreon.com/realitygraveyard Tweet at us - twitter.com/realitygraveyd Follow us on Instragram - www.instagram.com/realitygraveyard/?hl=en Like us on Facebook -www.facebook.com/Reality-Graveyar…=admin_todo_tour Email us realitygraveyard@gmail.com Find us on our website www.realitygraveyard.com

You Goeth Girl (FOL Charm School S1 E1) Sep 28, 2020

Kim and Katie are BACK with our very first recap of Flavor of Love: Charm School! We meet Mo’Nique, the two deans - Mikki and Keith - and the 13 ladies from Flavor of Love that are ready to clean up their act! Mo’Nique starts with a ceremony to rid the ladies of Flav’s nicknames, during which Hottie aka Schatar presents Mo an apple that was nestled between her breasts. Later, the ladies participate in a team building exercise where they hike two miles to a campsite, which sets Rain aka Thela off, as she claims to be suffering from an “Achilles heel” injury. The next day, they are awoken by a drill sergeant, split into two teams, and have to work their way through an obstacle course. The losers are all up for expulsion. Who will be the first to be expelled from Charm School? Featured Cocktail: Cranberry Apple Rosemary Mocktail (https://healthylittlepeach.com/cranberry-apple-rosemary-mocktail/) Check out our Patreon - www.patreon.com/realitygraveyard Tweet at us - twitter.com/realitygraveyd Follow us on Instragram - www.instagram.com/realitygraveyard/?hl=en Like us on Facebook -www.facebook.com/Reality-Graveyar…=admin_todo_tour Email us realitygraveyard@gmail.com Find us on our website www.realitygraveyard.com

Reunion/Clip Show (Flavor of Love S2 E11) Sep 14, 2020

Kim and Katie are back with a recap of the Flavor of Love Season 2 Reunion and Clip Show! Flav, Big Rick, and all the Season 2 ladies return, with Lala as the host, to close out the season. All hell breaks loose once New York is brought out. Shoes are thrown and some of the FRAUDULENT ladies attempt to storm the stage, but New York remains untouched and FABULOUS. We also cover some of the unseen footage from the clip show, like Deelishis effortlessly singing her ass off and Grandma Krazy getting a little TOO Krazy. Featured Cocktail: Granny’s Kiss ( http://saltwaterdaughters.com/grannys-kiss-a-rose-bourbon-cocktail/) Check out our Patreon - www.patreon.com/realitygraveyard Tweet at us - twitter.com/realitygraveyd Follow us on Instragram - www.instagram.com/realitygraveyard/?hl=en Like us on Facebook -www.facebook.com/Reality-Graveyar…=admin_todo_tour Email us realitygraveyard@gmail.com Find us on our website www.realitygraveyard.com

Finale! (Flavor of Love S2 E10) Sep 06, 2020

This week, Kim and Katie recap the Season 2 Finale of Flavor of Love! Flav flies New York and Deelishis to Belize for a romantic getaway. He first spends some time with Deelishis, getting a steamy couple’s massage, followed by dinner and a nightcap (where Flav may or may not have fallen asleep right away). The next day, he takes New York on a yacht and the spirit of Sister Patterson appears to take over her body, which really riles Mr. Flavor up. They do end on a good note after New York sweetens up at dinner and decides to spend the night. But Flav’s got a tough decision to make. Will he break New York’s heart once again? Who will he choose as his Baby G? Featured Cocktail: Belizean Rum Punch (https://www.caligirlcooking.com/belizean-rum-punch/) Check out our Patreon - www.patreon.com/realitygraveyard Tweet at us - twitter.com/realitygraveyd Follow us on Instragram - www.instagram.com/realitygraveyard/?hl=en Like us on Facebook -www.facebook.com/Reality-Graveyar…=admin_todo_tour Email us realitygraveyard@gmail.com Find us on our website www.realitygraveyard.com

Family Reunion (Flavor of Love S2 E9) Aug 30, 2020

Kim and Katie are back with a recap of Episode 9 of Flavor of Love, Season 2! It is a family affair this week as the parents of the remaining three ladies visit the mansion, along with Flav’s children and grandchildren! Sister Patterson returns with a vengeance and is on a mission to bring New York back home with her. Will she ruin New York’s chances of staying in the house with Flav? As Flav spends time with his ladies’ families and hears his children’s thoughts about the final three, he starts to see the red flags with Krazy a little more clearly. Was she here for her singing career the whole time? Who will be Flav’s final two this season? Featured Cocktail: Blue Magic Cocktail (https://tipsybartender.com/recipe/blue-magic/) Check out our Patreon - www.patreon.com/realitygraveyard Tweet at us - twitter.com/realitygraveyd Follow us on Instragram - www.instagram.com/realitygraveyard/?hl=en Like us on Facebook -www.facebook.com/Reality-Graveyar…=admin_todo_tour Email us realitygraveyard@gmail.com Find us on our website www.realitygraveyard.com

Captain Flav (Flavor of Love S2 E8) Aug 23, 2020

We’re back with a recap of Episode 8 of Flavor of Love, Season 2! This week, we’re down to the final four. Flav decides to split the ladies up and take them on two overnight dates. First, he brings Krazy and Deelishis sailing, with a nightcap on the haunted Queen Mary. Then, he treats New York and Bootz to a date at a winery (including some hilarious horse back riding), followed up by an overnight stay at a hotel. Will Flav keep Bootz despite her vow of celibacy? Is his connection with Krazy blinding him from the red flags? Who will leave the mansion tonight? Featured Cocktail: New York Sour (https://www.acouplecooks.com/best-new-york-sour/) Check out our Patreon - www.patreon.com/realitygraveyard Tweet at us - twitter.com/realitygraveyd Follow us on Instragram - www.instagram.com/realitygraveyard/?hl=en Like us on Facebook -www.facebook.com/Reality-Graveyar…=admin_todo_tour Email us realitygraveyard@gmail.com Find us on our website www.realitygraveyard.com

I'm the HBIC (Flavor of Love S2 E7) Aug 16, 2020

This week, Katie and Kim recap Episode 7 of Flavor of Love, Season 2! We’re down to the final five and Flav presents the ladies with a real challenge: as a group, they must pick two people that should go home. While Flav takes a few of his ladies on dates, things start to pop off back at the house. New York and Deelishis go toe to toe in a confrontation that Big Rick needs to break up. Later, a fight breaks out between Buckeey and Krazy on the balcony and one of them almost takes a tumble over the railing. At the end of the day, Flav has a tough decision to make. Who goes home tonight? Featured Cocktail: Camel Juice Cocktail (https://www.mixology.recipes/cocktails/camel-juice) Check out our Patreon - www.patreon.com/realitygraveyard Tweet at us - twitter.com/realitygraveyd Follow us on Instragram - www.instagram.com/realitygraveyard/?hl=en Like us on Facebook -www.facebook.com/Reality-Graveyar…=admin_todo_tour Email us realitygraveyard@gmail.com Find us on our website www.realitygraveyard.com

Yo New York! (Flavor of Love S2 E6) Aug 09, 2020

This week, Kim and Katie recap Episode 6 of Flavor of Love, Season 2! New York is back in the motherfucking house to help Flav decide on the next elimination. Flav asks that she also help the ladies get ready for a big magazine photoshoot. As you could imagine, none of them are too pleased with her return – especially Bootz, Buckwild and Krazy. The tension that has been building between Deelishis and Krazy finally explodes. And a tension of the romantic variety blossoms once again between Flav and New York. At the elimination ceremony, we’re in for some BIG ASS surprises and we’re all left with one question… WHERE DID THE ACCENT GO? Featured Cocktail: Killer Queen Check out our Patreon - www.patreon.com/realitygraveyard Tweet at us - twitter.com/realitygraveyd Follow us on Instragram - www.instagram.com/realitygraveyard/?hl=en Like us on Facebook -www.facebook.com/Reality-Graveyar…=admin_todo_tour Email us realitygraveyard@gmail.com Find us on our website www.realitygraveyard.com

Pool Party! (Flavor of Love S2 E5) Aug 02, 2020

This week, Katie and Kim recap Episode 5 of Flavor of Love, Season 2! It’s time to partaaay! Flav invites some of his biggest celebrity friends – like G-Unit, Three 6 Mafia and the Ying Yang Twins – over for a pool party to meet the ladies. While Krazy gets exposed for lying about her knowledge of Flav’s music, Nibblz and Bootz get a little TOO friendly with the guests. Will it come back to bite them? Later, Like Dat questions Buckwild’s authenticity and also tries to get a bit closer to Flav. Will Flav keep her in the friendzone? Who goes home tonight? Featured Cocktail: Pina Colada Sangria (https://thefirstyearblog.com/pina-colada-sangria/) Check out our Patreon - www.patreon.com/realitygraveyard Tweet at us - twitter.com/realitygraveyd Follow us on Instragram - www.instagram.com/realitygraveyard/?hl=en Like us on Facebook -www.facebook.com/Reality-Graveyar…=admin_todo_tour Email us realitygraveyard@gmail.com Find us on our website www.realitygraveyard.com

Dance Challenge (Flavor of Love S2 E4) Jul 26, 2020

Kim and Katie are back with a recap of Episode 4 of Flavor of Love, Season 2! Flav needs a woman who can feel the beat, so this week he challenges the ladies to a dance competition! The winning group of three are treated to dates with Flav, which include breakfast on Flav’s balcony, a trip to a strawberry farm, and a romantic dinner date at a closed down KFC. Meanwhile, Toastee starts a rumor about NIbblz, which NIbblz denies. Then, NIbblz exposes a secret that Toastee had told her, which Toastee denies. Who is telling the truth? Who will Flav believe? Featured Cocktail: Strawberry Basil Bourbon Smash (https://fakeginger.com/strawberry-basil-bourbon-smash/) Check out our Patreon - www.patreon.com/realitygraveyard Tweet at us - twitter.com/realitygraveyd Follow us on Instragram - www.instagram.com/realitygraveyard/?hl=en Like us on Facebook -www.facebook.com/Reality-Graveyar…=admin_todo_tour Email us realitygraveyard@gmail.com Find us on our website www.realitygraveyard.com

Working Girls (Flavor of Love S2 E3) Jul 19, 2020

Kim and Katie are back with a recap of Episode 3 of Flavor of Love, Season 2! This week, our boy Flav puts his ladies to WORK! The first group works at one of his favorite restaurants – waiting tables, seating customers, and even butchering chickens in the kitchen. The second group has to clean Flav’s friend, Warren G’s, DISGUSTING, filthy ass mansion. Will these ladies impress Flav with their work ethic? Krazy and Deelishis both get MUCH closer to Flav, but their friendship suffers. And later, after an argument with Bootz, Payshintz threatens to send herself home. Will she say or will she go? Featured Cocktail: Burning Mandarin Cocktail (https://tipsybartender.com/recipe/burning-mandarin/) Check out our Patreon - www.patreon.com/realitygraveyard Tweet at us - twitter.com/realitygraveyd Follow us on Instragram - www.instagram.com/realitygraveyard/?hl=en Like us on Facebook -www.facebook.com/Reality-Graveyar…=admin_todo_tour Email us realitygraveyard@gmail.com Find us on our website www.realitygraveyard.com

Flav is Blind (Flavor of Love S2 E2) Jul 12, 2020

This week, Kim and Katie recap Episode 2 of Flavor of Love, Season 2! Flav has a special date planned for his remaining 14 ladies. They each must pick a fancy menu item for him to try while blindfolded, in a speed dating-type set up. The three ladies that he hits it off with the most will have a romantic date on some “GONDALIERS!” Back at the house, most of the ladies are getting along. However, Like Dat is suspicious of Buckwild’s “accent” and Spunkeey is hating hard on any ladies behaving a tad promiscuous. Not to mention, everyone is still recovering from Somthin’s accident. Whose time is up this week? Featured Cocktail: Venice Sunset Cocktail (https://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/sandra-lee/venice-sunset-cocktail-recipe-1918838) Check out our Patreon - www.patreon.com/realitygraveyard Tweet at us - twitter.com/realitygraveyd Follow us on Instragram - www.instagram.com/realitygraveyard/?hl=en Like us on Facebook -www.facebook.com/Reality-Graveyar…=admin_todo_tour Email us realitygraveyard@gmail.com Find us on our website www.realitygraveyard.com

Somethin' Stinks! (Flavor of Love S2 E1) Jul 05, 2020

Katie and Kim are BACK with Episode 1 of Flavor of Love, Season 2! Flav has returned with Big Rick by his side to get to know 20 new ladies on his search for love. Right off the bat, a fight breaks out between Saaphyri and H-Town over a bed. Even though she does later offer H-Town some lip chap, Saaphyri is sent home. The night continues with an eventful mixer and Flav reveals he has planted a mole in the group to get dirt on the ladies. Who will she tell Flav to send home? At the end of the elimination ceremony, everyone starts to notice a foul odor. The source of the smell is truly SOMETHIN else! Featured Cocktail: Shitty Roommate from Fancy AF Cocktails Check out our Patreon - www.patreon.com/realitygraveyard Tweet at us - twitter.com/realitygraveyd Follow us on Instragram - www.instagram.com/realitygraveyard/?hl=en Like us on Facebook -www.facebook.com/Reality-Graveyar…=admin_todo_tour Email us realitygraveyard@gmail.com Find us on our website www.realitygraveyard.com

Provo's Most Eligible (S2 E2 Part One) featuring Skippy Jessop!!! Jun 28, 2020

This week, Katie and Kim have a special treat for ya! We are joined by none other than Skippy Jessop, known to us for his YouTube channel and his appearance on Virgin Diaries. Together, we dive into the cringefest YouTube series, Provo’s Most Eligible – a Bachelor-style reality dating show for Mormon college students set in Provo, Utah. We recap Season 2, Episode 2 (Part One), wherein the three bachelorettes challenge their guys to a fashion show, followed by some very awkward dates. Skippy shares his own experiences going to school in Provo and being a member of the LDS Church. We get lots of much needed context and have lots of laughs as we talk through the cringey moments. Check out Skippy’s YouTube Channel: https://www.youtube.com/user/iamskippy Check out Provo’s Most Eligible: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCOw0nF1kZiGxE5bsmKowwLA Check out our Patreon - www.patreon.com/realitygraveyard Tweet at us - twitter.com/realitygraveyd Follow us on Instragram - www.instagram.com/realitygraveyard/?hl=en Like us on Facebook -www.facebook.com/Reality-Graveyar…=admin_todo_tour Email us realitygraveyard@gmail.com Find us on our website www.realitygraveyard.com

Renunion/Clip Show (Flavor of Love S1 E10) Jun 21, 2020

This week, Kim and Katie recap of the Flavor of Love Season 1 Reunion and Clip Show to close out the first chapter of our Flavor of Love series! All 20 ladies, Mr. Flavor Flav AND Big Rick are back! We check in with some of our favs -- like Goldie and Hottie -- and we finally get to see New York confront Pumkin. The clip show, although kind of lame, still presents us with LOTS OF QUESTIONS on the revealed unseen footage. Listen along as we send off this perfect first season! Featured Cocktail: Slim Rick Lime Rickey from Take Two Tapas (https://www.taketwotapas.com/slick-rick-lime-rickey-cocktail/) Check out our Patreon - www.patreon.com/realitygraveyard Tweet at us - twitter.com/realitygraveyd Follow us on Instragram - www.instagram.com/realitygraveyard/?hl=en Like us on Facebook -www.facebook.com/Reality-Graveyar…=admin_todo_tour Email us realitygraveyard@gmail.com Find us on our website www.realitygraveyard.com

Finale! (Flavor of Love S1 E9) Jun 14, 2020

This week, Katie and Kim recap the Season 1 finale of Flavor of Love! Flav whisks away his final two – New York and Hoopz – to Mexico for some fun in the sun. The ladies are at each other’s throats as things get down to the wire. Each of them spend a final full day with Flav, including a romantic night cap. Can you guess which lady seals the deal with Mr. Flavor and his foofy foofy? Later, Flav takes some time to himself to contemplate his big decision while the ladies get ready for the last elimination ceremony. Who’s heart will be broken? And who will be Mrs. Flav? Featured Cocktail: Mexican Sunset from Real Housemoms (https://realhousemoms.com/mexican-sunset/) Check out our Patreon - www.patreon.com/realitygraveyard Tweet at us - twitter.com/realitygraveyd Follow us on Instragram - www.instagram.com/realitygraveyard/?hl=en Like us on Facebook -www.facebook.com/Reality-Graveyar…=admin_todo_tour Email us realitygraveyard@gmail.com Find us on our website www.realitygraveyard.com

Bye Pumkin! (Flavor of Love S1 E8) Jun 07, 2020

BYE PUMKIN! This week, Katie and Kim recap Episode 8 of Flavor of Love (Season 1), featuring the infamous spit heard ‘round the world. It’s time for Flav to meet the parents! He invites the final three’s parents to the house to get to know his ladies better. Pumkin’s mom reveals some details about her daughter’s reality TV past that makes Flav question her motives for being here. Flav hits it off with Hoopz’ mom, but when Flav meets Sister Patterson, New York’s mother, things don’t go so smoothly. Later, at what is probably the most iconic elimination ceremony of all time, Pumkin spits a disgusting loogie at New York after Flav gives her the boot. Listen along as we break it all down! Featured Cocktail: White Pumpkin Cocktail (https://www.shekeepsalovelyhome.com/white-pumpkin-cocktail/) Check out our Patreon - www.patreon.com/realitygraveyard Tweet at us - twitter.com/realitygraveyd Follow us on Instragram - www.instagram.com/realitygraveyard/?hl=en Like us on Facebook -www.facebook.com/Reality-Graveyar…=admin_todo_tour Email us realitygraveyard@gmail.com Find us on our website www.realitygraveyard.com

Final Four (Flavor of Love S1 E7) May 31, 2020

Kim and Katie are back with a recap of Episode 7 of Flavor of Love (S1)! We’re down to the final four ladies and Flav is on a mission to connect with each of them. He takes Hoopz and Pumkin on an overnight trip to Palm Springs, where they do yoga, smear mud on each other, and take a long, long shower together. Later, New York and Goldie join Flav at a zoo in San Diego and finish things off with a romantic dinner. Can you guess which ladies have a night cap with Flav? And who will he send packing tonight? Featured Cocktail: Pot of Gold Cocktail from The Spruce Eats (https://www.thespruceeats.com/pot-of-gold-cocktail-recipe-760968) George Floyd’s Memorial Fund: https://www.gofundme.com/f/georgefloyd Minnesota Freedom Fund: https://minnesotafreedomfund.org I Run with Maud Fundraiser for Ahmaud Arbery: https://www.gofundme.com/f/i-run-with-maud Petition and Fundraiser for Breonna Taylor: https://www.change.org/p/andy-beshear-justice-for-breonna-taylor Check out our Patreon - www.patreon.com/realitygraveyard Tweet at us - twitter.com/realitygraveyd Follow us on Instragram - www.instagram.com/realitygraveyard/?hl=en Like us on Facebook -www.facebook.com/Reality-Graveyar…=admin_todo_tour Email us realitygraveyard@gmail.com Find us on our website www.realitygraveyard.com

Lie Detector Challenge (Flavor of Love S1 E6) May 24, 2020

Brigitte is in the house! This week, Katie and Kim recap Episode 6 of Flavor of Love (S1)! Flav – or should we say Foofy – invites his ex-flame, Brigitte Nielsen, to get to know his final six. She gives the ladies a polygraph test to see who is really being real with our boy, Flav, and ends up unearthing quite a few bombshells. Will she think any of these girls are right for her Foofy? Meanwhile, Flav catches Hottie on an episode of Blind Date acting like a bit of a gold digger. Has our queen’s time in the house come to end end? Featured Cocktail: Simple Truth from Difford’s Guide (https://www.diffordsguide.com/cocktails/recipe/3898/simple-truth) Check out our Patreon - www.patreon.com/realitygraveyard Tweet at us - twitter.com/realitygraveyd Follow us on Instragram - www.instagram.com/realitygraveyard/?hl=en Like us on Facebook -www.facebook.com/Reality-Graveyar…=admin_todo_tour Email us realitygraveyard@gmail.com Find us on our website www.realitygraveyard.com

5 Senses Challenge (Flavor of Love S1 E5) May 17, 2020

This week, Kim and Katie recap Episode 5 of Flavor of Love, S1! Flav surprises his lovely ladies with a trip to Vegas in a private jet! They then complete to win as much money as possible playing roulette for 10 minutes to earn a dinner date with Flav. Which one will have luck on her side? When they get back to the house, Flav has another challenge in store for them. While blindfolded, he smells, listens to, tastes and touches each of the ladies to see which one pleases his senses the most. Afterward, Flav has his mind made up, but then something unexpected happens during the elimination ceremony. Who goes home tonight? Featured Cocktail: Dirty Vegas from Cooks with Cocktails (https://www.cookswithcocktails.com/dirty-vegas-strawberry-martini/) Check out our Patreon - www.patreon.com/realitygraveyard Tweet at us - twitter.com/realitygraveyd Follow us on Instragram - www.instagram.com/realitygraveyard/?hl=en Like us on Facebook -www.facebook.com/Reality-Graveyar…=admin_todo_tour Email us realitygraveyard@gmail.com Find us on our website www.realitygraveyard.com

Mother Clucker! (Flavor of Love S1 E4) May 10, 2020

Happy Mother’s Day! Kim and Katie are back with a recap of Episode 4 of Flavor of Love, Season 1! This week, Flav’s mom is in the house! He takes her and all his ladies to church, then drops them off at a tea room so they can get to know each other. Can these ladies impress Mama Flav? Later, he hosts a fried chicken cook-off with the prize being a date with him and his mother. Hottie, as the legend she is, decides to cook her full chicken (stuffed with raw vegetables and topped with marshmallows and dried chow mein noodles) in the MICROWAVE. Will Flav spare Hottie and her 26-inch waist after she serves his mom raw poultry? Featured Cocktail: Earl Grey Tea Cocktail from Sugar and Charm (https://sugarandcharm.com/earl-grey-tea-cocktail) Check out our Patreon - www.patreon.com/realitygraveyard Tweet at us - twitter.com/realitygraveyd Follow us on Instragram - www.instagram.com/realitygraveyard/?hl=en Like us on Facebook -www.facebook.com/Reality-Graveyar…=admin_todo_tour Email us realitygraveyard@gmail.com Find us on our website www.realitygraveyard.com

Beyoncé? Beyoncé? Beyoncé?!! (Flavor of Love S1 E3) May 03, 2020

This week, Katie and Kim recap Episode 3 of Flavor of Love, Season 1! Flav wants to introduce his ladies to some of his special friends. Could it be Public Enemy? Shaquille O’Neal? President Clinton? NOPE! It’s a bunch of senior citizens in need of foot rubs and rowdy children with sensitive stomachs at a kid’s birthday party. The two ladies who prove they can hang are treated to romantic dinner dates with your boy Flav. Meanwhile, in a truly historic reality TV moment, New York confronts Hottie for allegedly stealing her jacket. Hottie then utters the legendary words: “You guys are just jealous because all of my friends that know me tell me that I remind them of Beyoncé.” ICONIC! Beyoncé, sweetie, I am so sorry! Featured Cocktail: Beyoncé’s Lemonade via Tipsy Bartender (https://tipsybartender.com/recipe/beyonces-lemonade/) Check out our Patreon - www.patreon.com/realitygraveyard Tweet at us - twitter.com/realitygraveyd Follow us on Instragram - www.instagram.com/realitygraveyard/?hl=en Like us on Facebook -www.facebook.com/Reality-Graveyar…=admin_todo_tour Email us realitygraveyard@gmail.com Find us on our website www.realitygraveyard.com

Rub a Dub Flav (Flavor of Love S1 E2) Apr 26, 2020

Kim and Katie are back with a recap of Episode 2 of Flavor of Love, Season 1! This week, Flav challenges his ladies to personalize a steamy 10-minute hot tub date, so he can get to know their hearts and minds – and see them in bikinis! As the HBIC, New York starts to ruffle some feathers in the house, particularly with Rain and Pumpkin. Meanwhile, Miss Latin confesses she misses her ex and would even choose him over Flav. Will the other ladies rat her out to Flav? 5 more are going home tonight! Who will Flav send packing? Featured Cocktail: Bath Tub Gin Fizz (https://www.pillsbury.com/recipes/bathtub-gin-fizz/153a9af1-5128-4566-9260-c249544bea97) Check out our Patreon - www.patreon.com/realitygraveyard Tweet at us - twitter.com/realitygraveyd Follow us on Instragram - www.instagram.com/realitygraveyard/?hl=en Like us on Facebook -www.facebook.com/Reality-Graveyar…=admin_todo_tour Email us realitygraveyard@gmail.com Find us on our website www.realitygraveyard.com

Yeah Girls! Flavor Flav! (Flavor of Love S1 E1) Apr 19, 2020

YEAH BOI! YOU KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS! This week, Kim and Katie take it back to where it all started and recap Episode 1 of Flavor of Love! We meet Flavor Flav, his right-hand man Big Rick, and the 20 ladies vying for Flav’s heart. The night kicks off with Flav assigning nicknames to his contestants, starting a true VH1 tradition. Then, the mixer is in full swing, with each of the ladies doing their best to make an impression, especially Hottie. Meanwhile, Goldie drinks a little too much STRAWBERRIES AND CHAMPAGNE and ends up passed out, puking in a trashcan. Can the ladies help her rally before elimination? At the end of the night, Flav has a touch decision to make. Who will get a clock? And whose time is up? Featured Cocktail: Strawberries and Champagne! Check out our Patreon - www.patreon.com/realitygraveyard Tweet at us - twitter.com/realitygraveyd Follow us on Instragram - www.instagram.com/realitygraveyard/?hl=en Like us on Facebook -www.facebook.com/Reality-Graveyar…=admin_todo_tour Email us realitygraveyard@gmail.com Find us on our website www.realitygraveyard.com

Clip Show (Daisy of Love E12) Apr 12, 2020

Our Daisy of Love journey has come to an end! This week, Kim and Katie recap the clip show, Daisy’s Dos and Don’ts of Dating, and bid this show a sad farewell. We get to revisit some of Fox’s greatest quotes, see some uncut footage of what life was really like in this house packed full of men, and even catch some surprisingly salacious glimpses of a couple of the guys. Of course, we also play a final round of Marry/Smash/Pass and have another fun game in store for you. Grab a drink and join us in sending off one of our favorite shows! Featured Drink: A glass of champagne with a pink silly straw, in honor of Daisy herself. Check out our Patreon - www.patreon.com/realitygraveyard Tweet at us - twitter.com/realitygraveyd Follow us on Instragram - www.instagram.com/realitygraveyard/?hl=en Like us on Facebook -www.facebook.com/Reality-Graveyar…=admin_todo_tour Email us realitygraveyard@gmail.com Find us on our website www.realitygraveyard.com

Finale! (Daisy of Love E11) Apr 05, 2020

Kim and Katie are back with a recap of the finale of Daisy of Love! Daisy takes her final three boys – Dave/12 Pack, Flex and London – on a romantic getaway to Maui. After spending a day with her guys, she holds an elimination ceremony at an airport and leaves a somber Dave/12 Pack alone, crouched on the tarmac in despair. Daisy then takes a romantic helicopter ride with Flex, followed by a steamy nightcap. The next day, she and London go horseback riding and later he is finally able to play the song he promised her long ago. But Daisy is left in tears, crushed by the difficult decision she has to make. Will she choose Flex – the stable man that she needs? Or take a risk with London? Featured Cocktail: Maui Island Breeze via Crazy for Crust (https://www.crazyforcrust.com/island-breeze-cocktail/) Check out our Patreon - www.patreon.com/realitygraveyard Tweet at us - twitter.com/realitygraveyd Follow us on Instragram - www.instagram.com/realitygraveyard/?hl=en Like us on Facebook -www.facebook.com/Reality-Graveyar…=admin_todo_tour Email us realitygraveyard@gmail.com Find us on our website www.realitygraveyard.com

The Exes Are Here! (Daisy of Love E10) Mar 29, 2020

THE EGGS-ES ARE HERE! This week, Kim and Katie recap Episode 10 of Daisy of Love! It’s time for Daisy to learn more about her final four’s pasts, so she’s invited their ex-girlfriends to the house. We find out one of her guys was recently “dating” somebody. Who could that be? We also meet Daisy’s personal psychic, Lori, who reveals more mystical truths about each of the boys. Later, the hostility between the other guys and London comes to an explosive head. Who will Daisy choose to bring to Maui for the finale? Featured Cocktail: The Bitter Ex from Fancy AF Cocktails We’d love to hear from you! Let us know which dead reality show you want us to recap next. We are open to suggestions! Check out our Patreon - www.patreon.com/realitygraveyard Tweet at us - twitter.com/realitygraveyd Follow us on Instragram - www.instagram.com/realitygraveyard/?hl=en Like us on Facebook -www.facebook.com/Reality-Graveyar…=admin_todo_tour Email us realitygraveyard@gmail.com Find us on our website www.realitygraveyard.com

London Returns! (Daisy of Love E9) Mar 22, 2020

Kim and Katie are BACK with a recap of Daisy of Love, Episode 9! We are down to the final four and Daisy has decided NO MORE CHALLENGES! Instead, she takes Chichi and Flex on a dune buggy date and has dinner with Sinister and Dave/12 Pack. Things get tense between the Twins after Sinister moves out of his shared room and Chichi decides to camp outside of Daisy’s bedroom. Meanwhile, Riki has quite the surprise up his sleeve when an unexpected familiar face shows up. His name is Joshua F****** Lee, aka London, and he is back to win Daisy’s heart! Can she forgive him for leaving? And how will the other guys react? Featured Cocktail: Chi Chi via Mr. Boston (https://mrbostondrinks.com/recipes/chi-chi) We’d love to hear from you! Let us know which dead reality show you want us to recap next. We are open to suggestions! Check out our Patreon - www.patreon.com/realitygraveyard Tweet at us - twitter.com/realitygraveyd Follow us on Instragram - www.instagram.com/realitygraveyard/?hl=en Like us on Facebook -www.facebook.com/Reality-Graveyar…=admin_todo_tour Email us realitygraveyard@gmail.com Find us on our website www.realitygraveyard.com

T.J. Markiewicz (Flex) Interview Mar 15, 2020

The Flex Interview is finally here! This week, Katie and Kim chat with T.J. Markiewicz, aka Flex, the runner-up from Daisy of Love! We find out how he got on the show in the first place, what he really thought of Daisy, and what life was like in the DOL house! Also, we finally get closure on the infamous semen challenge and ask a lot of listener questions, including the one on everyone’s mind: IS HE SINGLE!? Check out Flex on Instagram (@tj_markiewicz) We’d love to hear from you! Let us know which dead reality show you want us to recap next. We are open to suggestions! Check out our Patreon - www.patreon.com/realitygraveyard Tweet at us - twitter.com/realitygraveyd Follow us on Instragram - www.instagram.com/realitygraveyard/?hl=en Like us on Facebook -www.facebook.com/Reality-Graveyar…=admin_todo_tour Email us realitygraveyard@gmail.com Find us on our website www.realitygraveyard.com

Cooking Challenge (Daisy of Love E8) Mar 08, 2020

Kim and Katie are back with a recap of Episode 8 of Daisy of Love! This week, Daisy challenges her guys to prepare a five course meal. Can these “freaks and muscle-heads” who haven’t cooked anything more than “Trailer Park Pizza” pull it together? At dinner, Daisy asks her boys a tough question: Which of the other guys is most compatible and least compatible with her? The answers cause a bit of tension between the twins, Sinister and Chichi. Will Daisy finally have to separate them and send one home? Featured Cocktail: Red Velvet Shortcake Cocktail Recipe from The Spruce Eats (https://www.thespruceeats.com/red-velvet-shortcake-recipe-759103) We’d love to hear from you! Let us know which dead reality show you want us to recap next. We are open to suggestions! Check out our Patreon - www.patreon.com/realitygraveyard Tweet at us - twitter.com/realitygraveyd Follow us on Instragram - www.instagram.com/realitygraveyard/?hl=en Like us on Facebook -www.facebook.com/Reality-Graveyar…=admin_todo_tour Email us realitygraveyard@gmail.com Find us on our website www.realitygraveyard.com

Dave/12 Pack Interview Mar 01, 2020

This week Katie and Kim interview Dave Amerman, aka 12 Pack of VH1 fame! We chat with Dave about his experiences on I Love New York, I Love Money Season 1 and Daisy of Love. He answers some fun listener questions and shares lots of behind the scenes moments! Did he have true feelings for either of the ladies he competed for? Was he supposed to have his own show at some point? And will we get more tea on the mysterious semen challenge that London mentioned? You'll have to listen to find out! Check out Dave/12 on Instagram (@dave12pack) We’d love to hear from you! Let us know which dead reality show you want us to recap next. We are open to suggestions! Check out our Patreon - www.patreon.com/realitygraveyard Tweet at us - twitter.com/realitygraveyd Follow us on Instragram - www.instagram.com/realitygraveyard/?hl=en Like us on Facebook -www.facebook.com/Reality-Graveyar…=admin_todo_tour Email us realitygraveyard@gmail.com Find us on our website www.realitygraveyard.com

Knowing The Fact That (Daisy of Love E7) Feb 23, 2020

Kim and Katie are back with a recap of Episode 7 of Daisy of Love! This week, Daisy decides to give her boys a break from challenges. Instead, she treats them all to a lovely breakfast of burnt, overloaded chocolate chip pancakes. With no challenge, Daisy chooses who she wants to spend time with, starting with 12 pack. The two visit a lingerie store and it get steamy! Back at the house, ChiChi and Sinister come up with a plan to expose Fox. Things BLOW UP later when a woman claiming to be “Daniel’s girlfriend” calls the house (a friend that’s a girl… who cares, babe?). After a furious frenzy of smashed glasses, thrown pool balls, and the phone ripped out of the wall, Daisy has to make a difficult decision. Featured Cocktail: Nick of Time from Fancy AF Cocktails book We’d love to hear from you! Let us know which dead reality show you want us to recap next. We are open to suggestions! Check out our Patreon - www.patreon.com/realitygraveyard Tweet at us - twitter.com/realitygraveyd Follow us on Instragram - www.instagram.com/realitygraveyard/?hl=en Like us on Facebook -www.facebook.com/Reality-Graveyar…=admin_todo_tour Email us realitygraveyard@gmail.com Find us on our website www.realitygraveyard.com

Chi Chi & Sinister Interview Feb 16, 2020

This week, Kim and Katie interview ChiChi and Sinister from Daisy of Love! The guys crack us up with while chatting about their friendship before and after the show and what went down in the Daisy of Love house. We even touch on I Love Money Seasons 3 and 4, ask some fun listener questions, and find out what these creative, busy guys are up to now! Make sure to check out Sinister (sinisterrocks) and ChiChi (@chivh1) on Instagram to check out their upcoming projects! We’d love to hear from you! Let us know which dead reality show you want us to recap next. We are open to suggestions! Check out our Patreon - www.patreon.com/realitygraveyard Tweet at us - twitter.com/realitygraveyd Follow us on Instragram - www.instagram.com/realitygraveyard/?hl=en Like us on Facebook -www.facebook.com/Reality-Graveyar…=admin_todo_tour Email us realitygraveyard@gmail.com Find us on our website www.realitygraveyard.com

MMA Challenge (Daisy of Love E6) Feb 09, 2020

IT'S TIIIIIIME! Kim and Katie are back with a spicy recap of Daisy of Love, Episode 6! The remaining boys compete in an MMA challenge where they must fight each other for a date with Daisy! Can you guess who taps out in a record 39 seconds? And what happens when BFFs Chichi and Sinister face off? Daisy then treats her MVP to a sexy bubble bath date and the other winners to some tattoos! Later, Fox receives a call from his brother who reveals that he has a girlfriend at home. Sh-gould h-ge b-gail? Translation:G-language for Should he bail? Featured Cocktail: Spicy Paloma Cocktail from Hello Little Home (https://hellolittlehome.com/spicy-paloma-cocktail/) We’d love to hear from you! Let us know which dead reality show you want us to recap next. We are open to suggestions! Check out our Patreon - www.patreon.com/realitygraveyard Tweet at us - twitter.com/realitygraveyd Follow us on Instragram - www.instagram.com/realitygraveyard/?hl=en Like us on Facebook -www.facebook.com/Reality-Graveyar…=admin_todo_tour Email us realitygraveyard@gmail.com Find us on our website www.realitygraveyard.com

Skunk Madness (Daisy of Love E5) Feb 03, 2020

Katie and Kim are back with a recap of Episode 5 of Daisy of Love! The house is still shook after London rejected Daisy's chain last week. Although she's heartbroken, Daisy has a special challenge planned for her remaining boys. They break up into two teams to photograph Daisy for her single's album cover. The team with the best photo wins a date with Miss Daisy! Later -- in possibly one of the greatest scenes of reality TV -- chaos ensues when a skunk finds its way inside the house. It is truly hilarious. Yet the episode ends on a bleak note after a fight breaks out among the guys. Which dude must pack his bags this week? Featured Cocktail: Bloody Mary from Mix That Drink (https://mixthatdrink.com/the-classic-bloody-mary/) We’d love to hear from you! Let us know which dead reality show you want us to recap next. We are open to suggestions! Check out our Patreon - www.patreon.com/realitygraveyard Tweet at us - twitter.com/realitygraveyd Follow us on Instragram - www.instagram.com/realitygraveyard/?hl=en Like us on Facebook -www.facebook.com/Reality-Graveyar…=admin_todo_tour Email us realitygraveyard@gmail.com Find us on our website www.realitygraveyard.com

Daisy, Daisy, You're Driving Me Crazy! (Daisy of Love E4) Jan 26, 2020

Daisy, Daisy, you're driving me craaaazay! This week, Kim and Katie recap episode 4 of Daisy of Love! It's battle of the bands as the guys break up into teams of three to turn nursery rhymes in to badass rock and roll songs. The winning team gets a date with Daisy at the legendary Gibson showroom. Although he was the front runner from the start, London starts to feel some distance from Daisy as he tries to open up to her, which sets him off. Will he stay or will he go? Featured Cocktail: Fucked by a Rockstar (https://en.1001cocktails.com/cocktails/cocktail_fucked-by-a-rockstar_368818.aspx) We’d love to hear from you! Let us know which dead reality show you want us to recap next. We are open to suggestions! Check out our Patreon - www.patreon.com/realitygraveyard Tweet at us - twitter.com/realitygraveyd Follow us on Instragram - www.instagram.com/realitygraveyard/?hl=en Like us on Facebook -www.facebook.com/Reality-Graveyar…=admin_todo_tour Email us realitygraveyard@gmail.com Find us on our website www.realitygraveyard.com

Joshua Lee (London) Interview Jan 19, 2020

The Joshua Lee (aka London) Interview is here! Kim and Katie talk with Daisy of Love winner, Joshua Lee, about his experience on the show. The tea piping hot in this one and ya'll do not want to miss it! We’d love to hear from you! Let us know which dead reality show you want us to recap next. We are open to suggestions! Check out our Patreon - www.patreon.com/realitygraveyard Tweet at us - twitter.com/realitygraveyd Follow us on Instragram - www.instagram.com/realitygraveyard/?hl=en Like us on Facebook -www.facebook.com/Reality-Graveyar…=admin_todo_tour Email us realitygraveyard@gmail.com Find us on our website www.realitygraveyard.com

True Bromance (Daisy of Love E3) Jan 12, 2020

BROOOMAAANCE! This week, Kim and Katie recap Episode 3 of Daisy of Love. To prove to Daisy that they can protect her, the guys compete in a team challenge where they must carry a mannequin through a paint ball course. At the end of the challenge, one of the guys makes a shocking announcement that pisses everyone off. Later, Daisy takes her boys out for a night of clubbing and forgets about something QUITE important. Meanwhile, it becomes clear that one dude is more interested in having fun with the boys than getting to know Daisy. Will Daisy make the right decision at elimination tonight? Featured Cocktail: Bromance Cocktail via Complete Cocktails (http://www.completecocktails.com/Drinks/Bromance.aspx#.XhtKJchKjic) We’d love to hear from you! Let us know which dead reality show you want us to recap next. We are open to suggestions! Check out our Patreon - www.patreon.com/realitygraveyard Tweet at us - twitter.com/realitygraveyd Follow us on Instragram - www.instagram.com/realitygraveyard/?hl=en Like us on Facebook -www.facebook.com/Reality-Graveyar…=admin_todo_tour Email us realitygraveyard@gmail.com Find us on our website www.realitygraveyard.com

Show and Tell (Daisy of Love E2) Jan 05, 2020

Kim and Katie are back with a recap of Episode 2 of Daisy of Love! This week, the guys prepare a "Show and Tell" presentation for Miss Daisy. While most find a creative way to show Daisy more of themselves, one of them decides to write a rap dissing the other dudes. Think that's gonna go over well? The guys that impress Daisy the most win a beach date and those that FAIL must endure a punishment involving three elderly women. Later, an explosive argument breaks out that ends with broken glass, a bloody face, and someone voluntarily leaving. If that's not enough, another dude makes the mistake of calling his ex(?)-girlfriend who then won't stop calling the house. Who will Daisy kick out this week? Featured Cocktail: Jack and Coke (Can we get some whiskey up in this bitch?) We’d love to hear from you! Let us know which dead reality show you want us to recap next. We are open to suggestions! Check out our Patreon - www.patreon.com/realitygraveyard Tweet at us - twitter.com/realitygraveyd Follow us on Instragram - www.instagram.com/realitygraveyard/?hl=en Like us on Facebook -www.facebook.com/Reality-Graveyar…=admin_todo_tour Email us realitygraveyard@gmail.com Find us on our website www.realitygraveyard.com

Heather Chadwell Interview Dec 31, 2019

Guys! It's here! In this short and sweet episode, Katie and Kim interview Heather Chadwell, star of Rock of Love, I Love Money, and Charm School! She spills the tea BIG TIME on some shocking behind the scenes information, her relationship with Bret today, and what happened to her own show that was in the works! Y'all don't want to miss this. Don't forget to check out the Talk of Love Podcast with Heather and Lacey coming in January 2020! Sign the petition to make "I Heart Heather" a Reality: http://chng.it/FfDcVD9QgT We’d love to hear from you! Let us know which dead reality show you want us to recap next. We are open to suggestions! Check out our Patreon - www.patreon.com/realitygraveyard Tweet at us - twitter.com/realitygraveyd Follow us on Instragram - www.instagram.com/realitygraveyard/?hl=en Like us on Facebook -www.facebook.com/Reality-Graveyar…=admin_todo_tour Email us realitygraveyard@gmail.com Find us on our website www.realitygraveyard.com

Hello Boys! (Daisy of Love E1) Dec 29, 2019

This week, Kim and Katie recap Episode 1 of Daisy of Love! Daisy De La Hoya is back and ready to find her own rock star. She is joined by Riki Rachtman and a curious cast of 20 men vying for her heart, including a set of ravenous Swedish triplets who dip cold hot dogs in salsa. In the first night in the house, she assigns nicknames (in VH1 tradition) and tries to get to know each of her suitors. With an endless supply of alcohol, the night gets a bit blurry and not only one, but two of her guys end up passed out. It’s a frickin’ crime scene! Who will Daisy send home tonight? Can anyone of these men win her heart? Featured Cocktail: Your choice of champagne served in a flute (plastic is OK) with a pink silly straw. We’d love to hear from you! Let us know which dead reality show you want us to recap next. We are open to suggestions! Check out our Patreon - www.patreon.com/realitygraveyard Tweet at us - twitter.com/realitygraveyd Follow us on Instragram - www.instagram.com/realitygraveyard/?hl=en Like us on Facebook -www.facebook.com/Reality-Graveyar…=admin_todo_tour Email us realitygraveyard@gmail.com Find us on our website www.realitygraveyard.com

MTV Cribs: Bret Michaels, Tony Hawk, and Criss Angel (PATREON) Dec 22, 2019

Wassa goin’ on?! This week, Kim and Katie recap some very special episodes of MTV’s Cribs! We start with our man crush everyday, Bret Michaels, and explore his Arizona mansion. Next up, Tony Hawk shows off his SoCal family home where he has a full-on skate park in his backyard. Last but certainly not least, Criss Angel shows us his SICK rides and his Vegas penthouse, where he has quite a few surprises up his sleeve. Can you guess which of these guys we want to shack up with? Or who impresses us the most with the contents of their fridge? We’d love to hear from you! Let us know which dead reality show you want us to recap next. We are open to suggestions! Check out our Patreon - www.patreon.com/realitygraveyard Tweet at us - twitter.com/realitygraveyd Follow us on Instragram - www.instagram.com/realitygraveyard/?hl=en Like us on Facebook -www.facebook.com/Reality-Graveyar…=admin_todo_tour Email us realitygraveyard@gmail.com Find us on our website www.realitygraveyard.com

Rock of Love Wrap Up (Bret Quotes, Impressions, and more) Dec 22, 2019

It’s the end of an era! In this week’s podcast, Kim and Katie bid a bittersweet farewell to Rock of Love! We share some of our favorite Bret quotes from the three seasons, do a few of our best impressions of our beloved ladies, and play some of our favorite audio clips of our main man, Bret. Hiyoooo! We’d love to hear from you! Let us know which dead reality show you want us to recap next. We are open to suggestions! Check out our Patreon - www.patreon.com/realitygraveyard Tweet at us - twitter.com/realitygraveyd Follow us on Instragram - www.instagram.com/realitygraveyard/?hl=en Like us on Facebook -www.facebook.com/Reality-Graveyar…=admin_todo_tour Email us realitygraveyard@gmail.com Find us on our website www.realitygraveyard.com

Reunion (Rock of Love S3 E13) Dec 15, 2019

This week, Kim and Katie recap the Rock of Love Bus Reunion! The wild ladies from Season 3 are back, along with Big John, our man Bret and of course Riki Rachtman as the host. We hear what some of the ladies are up to now. Did Marcia regret the Doritos barf kiss? Are DJ Lady Tribe and Gia still taking shots from questionable body parts? The Blondetourage makes an appearance, as well as Brittaney Starr, but things take a LAME turn and a fight breaks out. Later, Bret is reunited with Mindy, who pours her heart out to him, and Taya, his final Rock of Love. Did he make the right decision? Featured Cocktail: Vodka RedBull We’d love to hear from you! Let us know which dead reality show you want us to recap next. We are open to suggestions! Check out our Patreon - www.patreon.com/realitygraveyard Tweet at us - twitter.com/realitygraveyd Follow us on Instragram - www.instagram.com/realitygraveyard/?hl=en Like us on Facebook -www.facebook.com/Reality-Graveyar…=admin_todo_tour Email us realitygraveyard@gmail.com Find us on our website www.realitygraveyard.com

Bret's Rock of Love III (Rock of Love S3 E12) Dec 08, 2019

The finale is here! Kim and Katie recap Episode 12 of Rock of Love Bus! It’s down to Taya and Mindy, the penthouse pet versus the girl next door. Bret takes his final two to the Dominican Republic for a romantic getaway. Not only does he have some dreamy dates planned for them, but he also has another surprise gift for his winner: a very shiny and significant piece of finger jewelry! Is Bret finally ready to commit? Will he make the right decision as he chooses his FINAL rock of love? Featured Cocktail: Santo Libre from Islands Magazine (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=asM36GqE9Xk) We’d love to hear from you! Let us know which dead reality show you want us to recap next. We are open to suggestions! Check out our Patreon - www.patreon.com/realitygraveyard Tweet at us - twitter.com/realitygraveyd Follow us on Instragram - www.instagram.com/realitygraveyard/?hl=en Like us on Facebook -www.facebook.com/Reality-Graveyar…=admin_todo_tour Email us realitygraveyard@gmail.com Find us on our website www.realitygraveyard.com

Double Dates (Rock of Love S3 E11) Dec 01, 2019

This week, Kim and Katie recap Episode 11 of Rock of Love Bus! It’s down to the final three as the tour heads to Miami. Bret has a number of surprises up his sleeve for his ladies. The first are some fun “Carnival-ish” outfits for them to wear to a rooftop party. Can you guess who throws a fit and decides to wear a sailor costume instead? Later, Bret sets up two of the most awesome double dates, but the drama between the ladies gets in the way. Things end with a dinner that Bret compares to a meal with his in-laws. Are these final three too LAME for Bret? Featured Cocktail: Miami Vice from Tipsy Bartender (https://tipsybartender.com/recipe/miami-vice/) We’d love to hear from you! Let us know which dead reality show you want us to recap next. We are open to suggestions! Check out our Patreon - www.patreon.com/realitygraveyard Tweet at us - twitter.com/realitygraveyd Follow us on Instragram - www.instagram.com/realitygraveyard/?hl=en Like us on Facebook -www.facebook.com/Reality-Graveyar…=admin_todo_tour Email us realitygraveyard@gmail.com Find us on our website www.realitygraveyard.com

Duet To Me One More Time (Rock of Love S3 E10) Nov 24, 2019

Kim and Katie are back with a recap of Episode 10 of Rock of Love Bus! The final four make their way to Orlando, FL where they compete in a songwriting challenge. Each of them have one hour to write lyrics for one of Bret’s songs before they perform it alongside him. Can you guess which of Bret’s ladies complains the entire time because she CAN’T SING? And who surprises us all with true musical talent? Meanwhile, as things get down to the wire, tempers start to flare. It’s three against one after a “joke” is made about one of the ladies promoting a music career. Whose tour will Bret end tonight? Featured Cocktail: Florida Punch from The Drink Kings (https://www.thedrinkkings.com/florida-punch-recipe/) We’d love to hear from you! Let us know which dead reality show you want us to recap next. We are open to suggestions! Check out our Patreon - www.patreon.com/realitygraveyard Tweet at us - twitter.com/realitygraveyd Follow us on Instragram - www.instagram.com/realitygraveyard/?hl=en Like us on Facebook -www.facebook.com/Reality-Graveyar…=admin_todo_tour Email us realitygraveyard@gmail.com Find us on our website www.realitygraveyard.com

Exes & Oh's! (Rock of Love S3 E9) Nov 17, 2019

It’s time for the Exes, baby! Bring ‘em out! This week, Kim and Katie discuss Episode 9 of Rock of Love Bus. Bret invites his ladies’ exes to St. Augustine, along with two exes of his own: our Queen Heather and Ambre, the honorable judges in Wassa Goin’ on Court! It is a truly wild ride. Can you guess which lady admits that she is still living with her ex, à la Daisy and Charles? Or who tries to throw a punch at Heather, followed by spitting in her face Pumpkin-style? And whose ex reveals himself to be a true serial killer, with his fantasies of physically strangling his other ex-girlfriends? Lots of secrets are exposed, leaving a difficult decision for Bret. Who will he send home tonight? Featured Cocktail: Florida Key Lime Margarita from The Florida Journey (http://www.thefloridajourney.com/florida-key-lime-margarita-an-easy-summer-cocktail/ We’d love to hear from you! Let us know which dead reality show you want us to recap next. We are open to suggestions! Check out our Patreon - www.patreon.com/realitygraveyard Tweet at us - twitter.com/realitygraveyd Follow us on Instragram - www.instagram.com/realitygraveyard/?hl=en Like us on Facebook -www.facebook.com/Reality-Graveyar…=admin_todo_tour Email us realitygraveyard@gmail.com Find us on our website www.realitygraveyard.com

Bikini Day Care (Rock of Love S3 E8) Nov 10, 2019

Kim and Katie are back with a recap of Episode 8 of Rock of Love Bus! This week, Bret has a special challenge for his ladies to find out which one has the strongest motherly instincts. It’s Bikini Day Care! For two hours, Bret’s ladies have to watch a bunch of kids hyped up on sugar while their moms (who are currently in the military or have a spouse overseas) get to enjoy a day off. The best mommy wins a date with Bret! Later, he takes all of his ladies out for a night on the town. Things get a little crazy at the end of the night when an entire jar of salsa ends up in someone’s suitcase. Who will Bret let go this week? Featured Cocktail: Rum Runner from Sugar and Soul (https://www.sugarandsoul.co/rum-runner/) We’d love to hear from you! Let us know which dead reality show you want us to recap next. We are open to suggestions! Check out our Patreon - www.patreon.com/realitygraveyard Tweet at us - twitter.com/realitygraveyd Follow us on Instragram - www.instagram.com/realitygraveyard/?hl=en Like us on Facebook -www.facebook.com/Reality-Graveyar…=admin_todo_tour Email us realitygraveyard@gmail.com Find us on our website www.realitygraveyard.com

Truck Stop Games (Rock of Love S3 E7) Nov 03, 2019

This week, Kim and Katie recap Episode 7 of Rock of Love Bus! The ladies compete in the 1st Annual Truck Stop Games, where they must belly flop into a pool of Bret’s Brew, perform in the Stripper Pole Gymnastics, and face off in the Dog and Dash relay race. Whichever team impresses the panel of trucker judges the most wins “the most awesome date in the world” with Bret. Can you guess which lady surprises us all with her POLE SKILLS? Later, something goes down in Bret’s bus that makes Kami question whether she wants to stay. And then we get an iconic moment featuring a drunken breakdown on a speedbump and an inspiring pep talk from our man Big John. “Wipe your face off, get cleaned up. Focus on you. YOU!” Featured Cocktail: Alabama Slammer from Mix that Drink (https://mixthatdrink.com/alabama-slammer/) We’d love to hear from you! Let us know which dead reality show you want us to recap next. We are open to suggestions! Check out our Patreon - www.patreon.com/realitygraveyard Tweet at us - twitter.com/realitygraveyd Follow us on Instragram - www.instagram.com/realitygraveyard/?hl=en Like us on Facebook -www.facebook.com/Reality-Graveyar…=admin_todo_tour Email us realitygraveyard@gmail.com Find us on our website www.realitygraveyard.com

Mudbowl III (Rock of Love S3 E6) Oct 27, 2019

Mudbowl III is here baby! This week Kim and Katie recap Episode 6 of Rock of Love Bus. The ladies get down and dirty in the third annual Bret Michaels Mud Bowl. It’s the pink bus vs the blue bus and the women are ready to let out their frustrations as they compete for a date in the muddiest game yet. The MVP wins an overnight tryst with Bret, which includes a ride on his PJ to Dallas. Which lucky lady gets to join the mile club? HIYO! Meanwhile, Jenny struggles with the recent passing of her father and Bret is informed of a devastating loss of his own. Featured Cocktail: Tennessee Tea from Cheers to the Host (https://www.cheerstothehost.com/cocktail-recipes/tennessee-tea/) We’d love to hear from you! Let us know which dead reality show you want us to recap next. We are open to suggestions! Check out our Patreon - www.patreon.com/realitygraveyard Tweet at us - twitter.com/realitygraveyd Follow us on Instragram - www.instagram.com/realitygraveyard/?hl=en Like us on Facebook -www.facebook.com/Reality-Graveyar…=admin_todo_tour Email us realitygraveyard@gmail.com Find us on our website www.realitygraveyard.com

Makeover Challenge (Rock of Love S3 E5) Oct 20, 2019

Kim and Katie are back with a recap of Episode 5 of Season 3! This week the Rock of Love Bus tour makes its way to St. Louis, where the ladies compete for a date with Bret by transforming three “frumpy” ladies into rock goddesses. Bret throws a major curveball at the end of the makeover challenge when the three turn out smoking hot! Guess who’s joining the tour? LAAAAME! As the new women settle in, tempers flare while Bret tries to figure out who is here for him and who is here for the party. Meanwhile, the editors create a terribly offensive subplot surrounding Natasha. This one is a mess! Listen and drink along with us to get through it! Featured Cocktail: Missouri Mule from Kindred Cocktails (https://kindredcocktails.com/cocktail/missouri-mule) We’d love to hear from you! Let us know which dead reality show you want us to recap next. We are open to suggestions! Check out our Patreon - www.patreon.com/realitygraveyard Tweet at us - twitter.com/realitygraveyd Follow us on Instragram - www.instagram.com/realitygraveyard/?hl=en Like us on Facebook -www.facebook.com/Reality-Graveyar…=admin_todo_tour Email us realitygraveyard@gmail.com Find us on our website www.realitygraveyard.com

Roadie Challenge (Rock of Love S3 E4) Oct 13, 2019

BITCH WE’RE IN CHICAGO! This week, Kim and Katie recap Episode 4 of Rock of Love Bus! Bret’s ladies are in for a real treat this tour stop. They receive a note to “dress to impress” only to arrive at the Roadie challenge, where they must break down two stages and load all of the equipment into trailers, while wearing lingerie of course. The winners get VIP treatment at Bret’s concert and a special date the next day. The concert kicks ass, but one southern gal can’t help but be an unbearable sore loser and party pooper. Later, things get out of control at the after party when one of the ladies is caught kissing Bret’s drummer! Who will Bret send packing tonight? Featured Cocktail: Chicago Cocktail from Imbibe Magazine (https://imbibemagazine.com/recipe-chicago-cocktail/) We’d love to hear from you! Let us know which dead reality show you want us to recap next. We are open to suggestions! Check out our Patreon - www.patreon.com/realitygraveyard Tweet at us - twitter.com/realitygraveyd Follow us on Instragram - www.instagram.com/realitygraveyard/?hl=en Like us on Facebook -www.facebook.com/Reality-Graveyar…=admin_todo_tour Email us realitygraveyard@gmail.com Find us on our website www.realitygraveyard.com

Babes on Ice (Rock of Love S3 E3) Oct 06, 2019

Kim and Katie are back with a recap of Episode 3 of Rock of Love Bus! This week, Bret surprises the ladies with not only the return of Baby Bret, but also the return of Lacey herself! They compete in a hockey-style challenge where things take an ugly turn fast, with a bloody belly button piercing and a possibly popped breast implant. Later, while Bret takes his winners to a Midwest strip club for their date, the remaining ladies notice a smell coming from someone’s bunk that leads them to find a bag of sucked-on ketchup packets and pile of wet socks – their sweaty wet socks from the hockey challenge! If that’s not enough insanity, that same night we also overhear a phone conversation where one of the ladies talks shit about Bret and his beautiful hair! Y’all don’t want to miss this one! Featured Cocktail: Spiced Fall Mimosa from The Lucky Pear (https://www.theluckypear.com/spiced-fallmimosa/-) We’d love to hear from you! Let us know which dead reality show you want us to recap next. We are open to suggestions! Check out our Patreon - www.patreon.com/realitygraveyard Tweet at us - twitter.com/realitygraveyd Follow us on Instragram - www.instagram.com/realitygraveyard/?hl=en Like us on Facebook -www.facebook.com/Reality-Graveyar…=admin_todo_tour Email us realitygraveyard@gmail.com Find us on our website www.realitygraveyard.com

15 Weddings & 3 Funerals (Rock of Love S3 E2) Sep 29, 2019

Here come the brides! Kim and Katie are back with a recap of Episode 2 of Season 3! Bret challenges his ladies to meet him at a chapel, march down the aisle, and read him personalized vows. The three women who he’s feeling the most win a date! After the nuptials, Bret hosts a tiki-themed reception that turns into a lap dance-off, where Brittaney Starr bares it all in a bikini and Patrick Star boots. Later Big John hosts a game of “Are you Smarter than a Rockstar?” with three VIP passes at stake. Things devolve into nasty fight, which blesses us with the iconic line of “You tan to get closer to my complexion, bitch!” Whose tour ends this week? Featured Cocktail: Hoosier Heritage from Just a Pink (https://www.justapinch.com/recipes/drink/cocktail/hoosier-heritage-indianana.html) We’d love to hear from you! Let us know which dead reality show you want us to recap next. We are open to suggestions! Check out our Patreon - www.patreon.com/realitygraveyard Tweet at us - twitter.com/realitygraveyd Follow us on Instragram - www.instagram.com/realitygraveyard/?hl=en Like us on Facebook -www.facebook.com/Reality-Graveyar…=admin_todo_tour Email us realitygraveyard@gmail.com Find us on our website www.realitygraveyard.com

What the French? (Rock of Love S3 E1) Sep 22, 2019

Hiyooo! Can you believe it? This week Kim and Katie are recapping episode one of Season 3/Rock of Love Bus! We are in for a wild ride. Bret is back and ready for love... again! But this time, he’s taking the show on the road! The new 20 ladies competing for his heart will do so on a tour bus, following Bret as he tours the country with his band. Things are off to an INSANE start. We meet DJ Lady Tribe, who raps from lyrics written on STD papers, and Gia, who scarred us all with a shot-taking method that cannot be show on TV. As if that’s not enough, we also see the most puke-inducing, Doritos flavored kiss of all time. PLUS, a fight that starts with a thrown bag of Baked Lays and ends in a chokehold. Will one of these ladies win Bret’s heart for good? Is third time really a charm? Featured Cocktail: Classic Mint Julep from Salt & Lavender (https://www.saltandlavender.com/mint-julep-recipe/) We’d love to hear from you! Let us know which dead reality show you want us to recap next. We are open to suggestions! Check out our Patreon - www.patreon.com/realitygraveyard Tweet at us - twitter.com/realitygraveyd Follow us on Instragram - www.instagram.com/realitygraveyard/?hl=en Like us on Facebook -www.facebook.com/Reality-Graveyar…=admin_todo_tour Email us realitygraveyard@gmail.com Find us on our website www.realitygraveyard.com

Reunion/Clip Show (Rock of Love S2 E13) Sep 15, 2019

This week, Kim and Katie recap the Season 2 Reunion and Clip Show! Riki Rachtman returns to host the reunion, where we see a little more of our favorites, like Frenchy and Destiney, and our not-so-favorites. Heather thankfully makes an appearance, but when she faces Daisy, things quickly spiral into a violent hair-pulling, head-punching melee. Once the dust settles, Bret is reunited with his rock of love, Ambre. Did their romance last? Next, we recap the Clip Show. There are unfortunately no butt bongo clips this season, but it still has a few fun moments. Can you guess which lady had the morning ritual of cutting her shirts into crop tops? And how did Kristy Joe get the nickname “Kristy Kreme?” Featured Cocktail: French 75 from Crazy for Crust (https://www.crazyforcrust.com/french-75-champagne-martini/) We’d love to hear from you! Let us know which dead reality show you want us to recap next. We are open to suggestions! Check out our Patreon - www.patreon.com/realitygraveyard Tweet at us - twitter.com/realitygraveyd Follow us on Instragram - www.instagram.com/realitygraveyard/?hl=en Like us on Facebook -www.facebook.com/Reality-Graveyar…=admin_todo_tour Email us realitygraveyard@gmail.com Find us on our website www.realitygraveyard.com

MTV True Life: I Have Embarrassing Parents Part 2 (PATREON) Sep 13, 2019

For Kim and Katie’s very first Patreon episode, they recap an iconic episode of True Life – I Have Embarrassing Parents, Part 2! It is a wild ride! We meet Candy Graham (triplet sister to Millie and Holly Graham) who is the daughter of two professional clowns. Will Candy’s crush – Squirrel (yes, that’s his name) – stick around after meeting her jokester parents? We also hear Niki’s story, an emo teen with a hot, surgically enhanced mom who loves attention and dressing like Britney Spears, according to her daughter. Will Niki learn to accept her mom for who she is? Listen along as we take a trip down memory lane and break this episode down. You can find this episode in MTV.com and watch if you have a listed TV Provider. OR you can purchase it on Amazon Prime for $1.99. We’d love to hear from you! Let us know which dead reality show you want us to recap next. We are open to suggestions! Check out our Patreon - https://www.patreon.com/realitygraveyard Tweet at us - twitter.com/realitygraveyd Follow us on Instragram - www.instagram.com/realitygraveyard/?hl=en Like us on Facebook -www.facebook.com/Reality-Graveyar…=admin_todo_tour Email us realitygraveyard@gmail.com Find us on our website www.realitygraveyard.com

Finale! (Rock of Love S2 E12) Sep 08, 2019

Kim and Katie are back with a recap of the Rock of Love Season 2 finale! Bret takes his final two ladies to Cancun for some romantic adventures and lots of margaritas. Tempers flare between Ambre and Daisy as they have their last dates with Bret. Who will he choose? Ambre – the career-focused TV host/best kisser in the house/37-year-old daddy’s girl who Bret fears may not be able to handle his rock and roll lifestyle? Or Daisy – the 25-year-old bass player/singer/exotic dancer who is totally Bret’s type, but still lives with her ex-boyfriend in a one bedroom apartment? Who will be his ROCK OF LOVE? Featured Cocktail: Hibiscus Margarita from Sugar and Charm (https://sugarandcharm.com/hibiscus-margarita-recipe?section-5) You can find Rock of Love Season 2 on Hulu or Tubi TV, if you’d like to watch along with us. We’d love to hear from you! Let us know which dead reality show you want us to recap next. We are open to suggestions! Or share your favorite cocktail to drink while bingeing reality TV and we’ll give it a try! Tweet at us - twitter.com/realitygraveyd Follow us on Instragram - www.instagram.com/realitygraveyard/?hl=en Like us on Facebook -www.facebook.com/Reality-Graveyar…=admin_todo_tour Email us realitygraveyard@gmail.com Find us on our website www.realitygraveyard.com

Rockin' the Rents (Rock of Love S2 E11) Sep 01, 2019

It’s time to meet the parents… again! Kim and Katie are back with a recap of Season 2, Episode 11, where Bret invites family members of the final three to the ROL mansion. Ambre is over the moon when her Deddy Randy shows up, as is Destiney when her mom and dad arrive. Daisy, on the other hand, is a bit nervous, since she no longer has a relationship with her parents. So, who shows up? Charles’ (her ex-boyfriend whom she still lives with) sister, Stephanie! Bret soon learns that one of his ladies has lied about her age. Red flag! What else is she lying about? Later, Bret starts to question whether his favorite rocker girl is only here for a good time. Who will be Bret’s final two? Featured Cocktail: Spicy Watermelon Mocktail via The Viet Vegan (https://thevietvegan.com/spicy-watermelon-mocktails/) You can find Rock of Love Season 2 on Hulu or Tubi TV, if you’d like to watch along with us. We’d love to hear from you! Let us know which dead reality show you want us to recap next. We are open to suggestions! Or share your favorite cocktail to drink while bingeing reality TV and we’ll give it a try! Tweet at us - twitter.com/realitygraveyd Follow us on Instragram - www.instagram.com/realitygraveyard/?hl=en Like us on Facebook -www.facebook.com/Reality-Graveyar…=admin_todo_tour Email us realitygraveyard@gmail.com Find us on our website www.realitygraveyard.com

Vegas Round Two! (Rock of Love S2 E10) Aug 25, 2019

This week, Kim and Katie recap Episode 10 of Season 2! Bret takes his final four plus Heather to Sin City, baby! Will it be a repeat of the messy Season 1 Vegas trip? Pretty much, just with more hat work and less puke this year. Things start out okay at first. Bret takes Jessica and Destiney on a golf outing, after Heather convinces them to rock 80s hair. Later, Bret has dinner with Daisy and Ambre. It spirals into a heated interrogation for Daisy, who reveals some serious shit about her past. Once they get back to Bret’s suite, things explode and it’s everyone vs. Daisy. An intense screaming match ensues. In ROL Vegas trip tradition, Kim and Katie give it a dramatic read-through. When the dust settles the next day, Bret’s got a tough decision to make. Featured Cocktail: Poker Face from Mix that Drink (https://mixthatdrink.com/poker-face/) You can find Rock of Love Season 2 on Hulu or Tubi TV, if you’d like to watch along with us. We’d love to hear from you! Let us know which dead reality show you want us to recap next. We are open to suggestions! Or share your favorite cocktail to drink while bingeing reality TV and we’ll give it a try! Tweet at us - twitter.com/realitygraveyd Follow us on Instragram - www.instagram.com/realitygraveyard/?hl=en Like us on Facebook -www.facebook.com/Reality-Graveyar…=admin_todo_tour Email us realitygraveyard@gmail.com Find us on our website www.realitygraveyard.com

Going to Ex-tremes (Rock of Love S2 E9) Aug 18, 2019

The Exes are here!! This week, Kim and Katie recap Episode 9 of Season 2, where Bret surprises his ladies with their exes and an ex of his own – HEATHER! While the boys are out to play, Heather stays home with the ladies, on a mission to get the dirt and get everyone wasted while she does it. Jessica struggles to keep up and drinks herself into a stupor. Things are a bit more awkward with the guys. Bret takes them to a cigar shop and Dave and Busters to loosen them up and learn more about his ladies, but they aren’t too talkative. Eventually some secrets do come out back at the house. Which lady has been on reality TV before? Which one is caught crying over her ex? And WHO is still LIVING with their ex in a ONE bedroom apartment? Before elimination, Bret and Heather meet to discuss the five women and what they’ve each learned. Whose tour ends this week? Featured Cocktail: Hop, Skip and Go Naked Punch from The Farm Wife Drinks (https://www.farmwifedrinks.com/hop-skip-go-naked-bud-light-beer-punch/ You can find Rock of Love Season 2 on Hulu or Tubi TV, if you’d like to watch along with us. We’d love to hear from you! Let us know which dead reality show you want us to recap next. We are open to suggestions! Or share your favorite cocktail to drink while bingeing reality TV and we’ll give it a try! Tweet at us - twitter.com/realitygraveyd Follow us on Instragram - www.instagram.com/realitygraveyard/?hl=en Like us on Facebook -www.facebook.com/Reality-Graveyar…=admin_todo_tour Email us realitygraveyard@gmail.com Find us on our website www.realitygraveyard.com

Video Vixens (Rock of Love S2 E8) Aug 11, 2019

Our recap of Episode 8 of Season 2 is here! This week starts off with a bang when Kristy Joe calls her ex (or so we thought?) to tell him that it’s over. We then get an AWESOME creative challenge when Bret asks his ladies to film music videos for two of his songs. Will he appreciate the black and white drama of the Fallen video? Or will he go wild for the schoolgirl-turned-stripper theme of the Go That Far video? On his solo date with the winning creative director, Bret brings in Satish, a “Master Eastern Healer,” to cleanse their chakras in his bedroom. Can you guess which lady he has known since the 12th century? The other women lose their shit when Bret spends even MORE alone time with Kristy Joe after his date. Later, he takes his other two winners to dinner, where things get hot and heavy with one of his ladies and a little awkward with the other. Elimination time takes an unexpected turn that leaves Bret “emotionally destroyed.” Who stays and who goes tonight? Featured Cocktail: Sweet Fallen Angel Cocktail from Food Network (https://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/trisha-yearwood/sweet-fallen-angel-cocktail-5507889) You can find Rock of Love Season 2 on Hulu or Tubi TV, if you’d like to watch along with us. We’d love to hear from you! Let us know which dead reality show you want us to recap next. We are open to suggestions! Or share your favorite cocktail to drink while bingeing reality TV and we’ll give it a try! Tweet at us - twitter.com/realitygraveyd Follow us on Instragram - www.instagram.com/realitygraveyard/?hl=en Like us on Facebook -www.facebook.com/Reality-Graveyar…=admin_todo_tour Email us realitygraveyard@gmail.com Find us on our website www.realitygraveyard.com

Red White & a Little Blue (Rock of Love S2 E7) Aug 04, 2019

Kim and Katie are back with a recap of Episode 7 of Season 2! For this week’s challenge, the ladies perform in a variety show for veterans and active duty military. To help, Bret has brought two very special guests – Joan Arlene and Shirley Claire – who have over 50 years of experience performing for the troops. The show is an incredible display of patriotism and talent, with hula hooping, tap dancing, strip teasing, and the butchering of the National Anthem. At one point, Joan and Inna butt heads while rehearsing. Will Bret tolerate Inna dissing his girl, Joan? After the challenge, Bret whips up a lovely dinner for his gals, but things run amok when he asks who is here for the wrong reasons. Later, we get an iconic date at an Ed Hardy store where two ladies get customer cut t-shirts. Which of the women will Bret send packing this week? Featured Cocktail: Red White and Blue Layered Cocktail from Creative Ramblings (https://www.creativeramblingsblog.com/red-white-blue-layered-cocktail/?utm_medium=social&utm_source=pinterest&utm_campaign=tailwind_tribes&utm_content=tribes&utm_term=385043726_12652016_350069) You can find Rock of Love Season 2 on Hulu or Tubi TV, if you’d like to watch along with us. We’d love to hear from you! Let us know which dead reality show you want us to recap next. We are open to suggestions! Or share your favorite cocktail to drink while bingeing reality TV and we’ll give it a try! Tweet at us - twitter.com/realitygraveyd Follow us on Instragram - www.instagram.com/realitygraveyard/?hl=en Like us on Facebook -www.facebook.com/Reality-Graveyar…=admin_todo_tour Email us realitygraveyard@gmail.com Find us on our website www.realitygraveyard.com

Rodeo Baby!! (Rock of Love S2 E6) Jul 28, 2019

This week, Kim and Katie recap Season 2, Episode 6! We get an extra special treat this week: Rodeo has returned! She is back to help Bret and the ladies with a Rodeo Relay Race. Each team must lasso a steer head, complete a barrel race, and then steal bandanas from greased up pigs in the mud. The winning ladies go to a restaurant with Bret where things get a little frisky as they dine in the dark. The next morning Catherine makes her own date by waking Bret up with breakfast in bed. Will her gum-smacking and cheetah print nightgown win him over? Later, we get to see Big John in action when Bret takes his pig-wrestling MVP paintballing. Who will get Bret’s backstage pass this week? Featured Cocktail: Moscow Mule (https://askannamoseley.com/2014/10/best-moscow-mule-recipe/) You can find Rock of Love Season 2 on Hulu or Tubi TV, if you’d like to watch along with us. We’d love to hear from you! Let us know which dead reality show you want us to recap next. We are open to suggestions! Or share your favorite cocktail to drink while bingeing reality TV and we’ll give it a try! Tweet at us - twitter.com/realitygraveyd Follow us on Instragram - www.instagram.com/realitygraveyard/?hl=en Like us on Facebook -www.facebook.com/Reality-Graveyar…=admin_todo_tour Email us realitygraveyard@gmail.com Find us on our website www.realitygraveyard.com

Mudbowl II (Rock of Love S2 E5) Jul 21, 2019

It’s time for the Season Two Mudbowl, baby! Again, the Fallen Angels and the Sweethearts face off in a football game, with Bret playing quarterback and Big John acting as referee. This year, Bret kicks it up a notch by gaining controlling of the elements, making it windy, rainy, or snowy on his command. In the first half, the Sweethearts (thanks to Ambre) take a strong lead. Can the Fallen Angels make a comeback after half time? The lady on the winning team who played the hardest wins MVP and a date with Bret. He takes her to a very romantic location for shopping and dinner: a lingerie store. Later, the other victorious ladies meet Bret at a racetrack where they each take a turn driving a Lotus. Back at the house, Note-gate ensues when Peyton’s note for Bret goes missing not once, but twice. Which sneaky lady is to blame? Who will Bret send home tonight? Featured Cocktail: Mudslidetini from CocktailBen19 on Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/p/ByaVCtiFISq/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link) You can find Rock of Love Season 2 on Hulu or Tubi TV, if you’d like to watch along with us. We’d love to hear from you! Let us know which dead reality show you want us to recap next. We are open to suggestions! Or share your favorite cocktail to drink while bingeing reality TV and we’ll give it a try! Tweet at us - twitter.com/realitygraveyd Follow us on Instragram - www.instagram.com/realitygraveyard/?hl=en Like us on Facebook -www.facebook.com/Reality-Graveyar…=admin_todo_tour Email us realitygraveyard@gmail.com Find us on our website www.realitygraveyard.com

A Ride on the Wild Side (Rock of Love S2 E4) Jul 14, 2019

Kim and Katie are back with a recap of Episode 4 of Season 2 of Rock of Love! This one is a WILD ride. After the last elimination, Bret innocently snubs Aubry when saying goodnight to his ladies. She begins to obsess over the snub’s meaning. This is only made worse when Daisy slips into Bret’s room for an unexpected nightcap. Were they maybe just playing bingo in there… for HOURS? The next day, the women compete in teams of two to build custom choppers. The lead mechanic on the winning team gets a solo date, whereas the losing lead must clean Bret’s own bike with a toothbrush. Bret treats the remainder of the winners to a 50’s, pin-up photo shoot. Later, Aubry confronts Bret about the infamous snub and things get wilder when an emotional Kristy Joe gathers all of the ladies to confess her doubts about being in the house. We finally get to one of the most shocking eliminations of all time when one of the ladies sacrifices herself for another. Featured Cocktail: Blue Motorcycle from Tipsy Bartender (https://tipsybartender.com/recipe/blue-motorcycle/) You can find Rock of Love Season 2 on Hulu or Tubi TV, if you’d like to watch along with us. We’d love to hear from you! Let us know which dead reality show you want us to recap next. We are open to suggestions! Or share your favorite cocktail to drink while bingeing reality TV and we’ll give it a try! Tweet at us - twitter.com/realitygraveyd Follow us on Instragram - www.instagram.com/realitygraveyard/?hl=en Like us on Facebook -www.facebook.com/Reality-Graveyar…=admin_todo_tour Email us realitygraveyard@gmail.com Find us on our website www.realitygraveyard.com

Stroller Derby (Rock of Love S2 E3) Jul 07, 2019

This week, Kim and Katie recap Episode 3 of Rock of Love Season 2: Stroller Derby! As a father of two, Bret is looking for a woman who has mother bear instincts. So, he introduces them to Baby Bret, a doll (wearing a tiny cowboy hat and bandana, of course) that is designed to measure damage and trauma. The ladies must push Baby Bret in a stroller around a roller derby track while trying to avoid the L.A. Derby Dolls, whose main goal is to hurt the baby. Someone very special from Season 1 returns to help the Derby Dolls destroy Baby Bret. Can you guess who? Later, Bret takes the winning ladies on a date to a burlesque club, where one of them bares it ALL (and we do mean ALL). He also treats his MVP to a date of her choosing. Back at the house, drama erupts from a bad game of telephone and the VIP ladies decide to use their passes quite strategically. Will this impress Bret? Can he handle it when one woman reveals she is LEGALLY MARRIED? Whose tour ends this week? Featured Cocktail: The French Tart from Nerds with Knives (https://nerdswithknives.com/french-tart-grapefruit-rosemary-cocktail/) You can find Rock of Love Season 2 on Hulu or Tubi TV, if you’d like to watch along with us. We’d love to hear from you! Let us know which dead reality show you want us to recap next. We are open to suggestions! Or share your favorite cocktail to drink while bingeing reality TV and we’ll give it a try! Tweet at us - twitter.com/realitygraveyd Follow us on Instragram - www.instagram.com/realitygraveyard/?hl=en Like us on Facebook -www.facebook.com/Reality-Graveyar…=admin_todo_tour Email us realitygraveyard@gmail.com Find us on our website www.realitygraveyard.com

Peep Show (Rock of Love S2 E2) Jun 30, 2019

Our recap of Episode 2 is here! For the very first challenge of Season 2, Bret has planned something quite special for his ladies: a Peep/Talent show! They each have 30 seconds to show off their finest talents in a plexiglass box as Bret lustfully observes, with the ability to give them more time if he likes what he sees. The three women who impress him the most win an ATV date. After the challenge, the VIP ladies learn an important lesson from the Bret Michaels’ Book of Rock and Roll Rules: Don’t go to bed early! Will they be able to make it up to him? Later, there is an Old School Dance Off for new VIP passes, where we see the women try to do the funky chicken, the worm, and more! Who will dance their way into Bret’s heart this week? Featured Cocktail: Young Lust Cocktail from Hungry Forever (https://www.hungryforever.com/recipe/young-lust-cocktail/) You can find Rock of Love Season 2 on Hulu or Tubi TV, if you’d like to watch along with us. We’d love to hear from you! Let us know which dead reality show you want us to recap next. We are open to suggestions! Or share your favorite cocktail to drink while bingeing reality TV and we’ll give it a try! Tweet at us - twitter.com/realitygraveyd Follow us on Instragram - www.instagram.com/realitygraveyard/?hl=en Like us on Facebook -www.facebook.com/Reality-Graveyar…=admin_todo_tour Email us realitygraveyard@gmail.com Find us on our website www.realitygraveyard.com

Hiyo! (Rock of Love S2 E1) Jun 23, 2019

Kim and Katie are back with a recap of the first episode of Season 2 of Rock of Love! Bret returns with Big John to a new mansion and a new crop of ladies, hoping to find his rock of love – not rock of like or rock of lust – for real this time. To shake things up, Bret (not Big John) picks four women right off the bat to hang back while the other ladies stampede into the house and toward the bar. Does this mean their tour ends here? Or does Bret have something else up his sleeve? We meet some truly special ladies, like Erin, who F***ING loves MySpace, and Angelique, a stripper with a thick French accent and an inability to keep her clothes on. There’s also Courtney, who nurses her insecurities with a bit too much booze. Will she make it to elimination? Will any of these ladies manage to win Bret’s heart this time around? Featured Cocktail: The Love Potion Cocktail from Lark and Linen (http://www.jacquelynclark.com/2015/02/05/valentines-day-cocktail/) You can find Rock of Love Season 2 on Hulu or Tubi TV, if you’d like to watch along with us. We’d love to hear from you! Let us know which dead reality show you want us to recap next. We are open to suggestions! Or share your favorite cocktail to drink while bingeing reality TV and we’ll give it a try! Tweet at us - twitter.com/realitygraveyd Follow us on Instragram - www.instagram.com/realitygraveyard/?hl=en Like us on Facebook -www.facebook.com/Reality-Graveyar…=admin_todo_tour Email us realitygraveyard@gmail.com Find us on our website www.realitygraveyard.com

Reunion/Clip Show (Rock of Love S1) Jun 16, 2019

This week, Kim and Katie recap the Season 1 Reunion and the Clip Show, which had some wild never before scene footage. We get to see some more of our favorites, like the Barbie Twins and Rodeo! Plus, Lacey stirs up some drama with a couple of her biggest enemies from the show. Bret reunites with Heather, who is sporting a new tattoo on her neck. And we find out if Jes and Bret are still together. Did he make the right decision? Later, we dive into the clip show and discuss some truly exquisite footage. Can you guess which lady passed gas while Bret spanked her butt like a bongo? And just how did Big John end up in the jacuzzi with some of the ladies one night? Featured Cocktail: Tropical Sunrise Mimosa from The Sweetest Occasion (https://thesweetestoccasion.com/2017/03/tequila-sunrise-mimosa-recipe/ ) You can find Rock of Love Season 1 on Hulu, if you’d like to watch along with us. We’d love to hear from you! Let us know which dead reality show you want us to recap next. We are open to suggestions! Or share your favorite cocktail to drink while bingeing reality TV and we’ll give it a try! Tweet at us - twitter.com/realitygraveyd Follow us on Instragram - www.instagram.com/realitygraveyard/?hl=en Like us on Facebook -https://www.facebook.com/Reality-Graveyard-Podcast-691983051218065/?modal=admin_todo_tour Email us realitygraveyard@gmail.com Find us on our website www.realitygraveyard.com

Big John Interview Jun 14, 2019

The Big John interview is finally here! Kim and Katie interview the legendary Big John. The ladies ask Big John all kinds of questions, including questions submitted by listeners of the show. Big John talks about his life before, during, and after Rock of Love. The ladies also learn some fun facts and hear some crazy stories of events that didn’t make the cut. Enjoy! You can find Rock of Love Season 1 on Hulu, if you’d like to watch along with us. We’d love to hear from you! Let us know which dead reality show you want us to recap next. We are open to suggestions! Or share your favorite cocktail to drink while bingeing reality TV and we’ll give it a try! Tweet at us - twitter.com/realitygraveyd Follow us on Instragram - www.instagram.com/realitygraveyard/?hl=en Email us realitygraveyard@gmail.com Find us on our website www.realitygraveyard.com

Finale! (Rock of Love S1 E11) Jun 09, 2019

Kim and Katie are back with a recap of the finale of Season One of Rock of Love! Bret takes his terrific two to Cabo for some alone time before he has to make his big decision. He’s got something special planned for each of his ladies: a dune buggy ride in the dessert with Heather (HEY OH!) and a day yachting in the ocean with Jes, each followed by a romantic dinner and a steamy nightcap. However, Bret is having a tough go because of his diabeetus. Which lady will take care of him in his time of need? Who will Bret ultimately pick as his Rock of Love? Who’s heart will he break? Featured Cocktail: Rosé Sangria from Inspired by Charm (https://inspiredbycharm.com/sangria-rose/) You can find Rock of Love Season 1 on Hulu, if you’d like to watch along with us. We’d love to hear from you! Let us know which dead reality show you want us to recap next. We are open to suggestions! Or share your favorite cocktail to drink while bingeing reality TV and we’ll give it a try! Tweet at us - twitter.com/realitygraveyd Follow us on Instragram - www.instagram.com/realitygraveyard/?hl=en Email us realitygraveyard@gmail.com Find us on our website www.realitygraveyard.com

Meet the Parents(Rock of Love S1 E10) Jun 02, 2019

Kim and Katie are back with a recap of Episode 10! Bret’s got another surprise in store for his awesome threesome. It’s time to meet the parents! While Bret hits it off with both Heather and Jes’s parents, things are a bit tense between Bret and Lacey’s dad, Otis, who is very protective of his daughter. It escalates further at lunch when Otis tells Bret he needs to sign a prenup to marry his daughter (the starving musician?) and asks if Bret has any hair under his bandana (Big mistake! Big! Huge!). Later at the house, Heather overhears Lacey talking crap about her to Bret and explodes, calling her out – in front of the parents – for what she’s done with Bret behind closed doors. Then, Bret hears the worst thing a rockstar could hear: I need to speak to you about whose d*** my daughter’s been s******. Featured Cocktail: Old Fashioned from Gimme Some Oven (https://www.gimmesomeoven.com/old-fashioned-recipe/#_a5y_p=1560279) You can find Rock of Love Season 1 on Hulu, if you’d like to watch along with us. We’d love to hear from you! Let us know which dead reality show you want us to recap next. We are open to suggestions! Or share your favorite cocktail to drink while bingeing reality TV and we’ll give it a try! Tweet at us - twitter.com/realitygraveyd Follow us on Instragram - www.instagram.com/realitygraveyard/?hl=en Email us realitygraveyard@gmail.com Find us on our website www.realitygraveyard.com

Vegas Baby! (Rock of Love S1 E9) May 26, 2019

This week, Kim and Katie recap Episode 9 of Rock of Love – Vegas Baby! Bret brings his four remaining ladies to the City of Sin to watch him perform. After slamming way too many drinks with Bret’s bandmates backstage, the night starts to spiral. Lacey drunkenly falls off the bar, taking down twenty bottles with her. Brandi pukes into her napkin at dinner, while Heather gorges on oysters. As Jes says, how did Bret expect a nice dinner with two drunk fruitloops and a hungry stripper? The next morning, Brandi reveals to the ladies that “Bret Michaels is not the one for me.” Will she be just as honest with Bret? Are Bret’s “pole emotions” going to get in the way of his relationship with Heather? Featured Cocktail: Vegas Bomb from Tipsy Bartender (https://tipsybartender.com/recipe/vegas-bomb/) You can find Rock of Love Season 1 on Hulu, if you’d like to watch along with us. We’d love to hear from you! Let us know which dead reality show you want us to recap next. We are open to suggestions! Or share your favorite cocktail to drink while bingeing reality TV and we’ll give it a try! Tweet at us - twitter.com/realitygraveyd Follow us on Instragram - www.instagram.com/realitygraveyard/?hl=en Email us realitygraveyard@gmail.com Find us on our website www.realitygraveyard.com

Superfan Challenge (Rock of Love S1 E8) May 19, 2019

Kim and Katie are back with a recap of Episode 8. This week, Bret has something special up his sleeves (under his bandana?) for his Fab Five. He invites three of his biggest female super fans to grill the remaining ladies. Some of the women crumble under the pressure, but a couple manage to win the fans over. It gets pretty heated at one point when one lady’s hair starts to smolder under the hot interrogation lamp and another proves her kissing capabilities by demonstrating on a fan. Later, Bret takes the fans’ favorite on a date to a TATTOO PARLOR PLEASE to get some ink that will last FOR LIFE. While the fans and Bret’s ladies mingle at the house, it becomes clear there is one contestant the fans can’t stand. Will Bret listen to them when elimination time comes around? Featured Cocktail: Sweet Poison Cocktail from Dishes Delish (https://dishesdelish.com/aptly-named-sweet-poison-cocktail/) You can find Rock of Love Season 1 on Hulu, if you’d like to watch along with us. We’d love to hear from you! Let us know which dead reality show you want us to recap next. We are open to suggestions! Or share your favorite cocktail to drink while bingeing reality TV and we’ll give it a try! Tweet at us - twitter.com/realitygraveyd Follow us on Instragram - www.instagram.com/realitygraveyard/?hl=en Email us realitygraveyard@gmail.com Find us on our website www.realitygraveyard.com

Ooo La La (Rock of Love S1 E7) May 12, 2019

Kim and Katie are back with a recap of Episode 7! This week, Bret has to spend some quality time in the studio, but he has a special challenge cooked up for the ladies while he’s away. They split into teams and are tasked with creating a mock album cover for Bret. His dreamy friend and photographer, Evo, assists the women as they create a concept and then style and shoot their covers. Will the cover featuring the devilish Lacey and angelic Sam drive Bret wild? Or will he appreciate the creativity of Brandy dressed as an old man, with grey hair glued to her armpits and chin? Featured Cocktail: The Devil’s Margarita from Show Me the Yummy (https://showmetheyummy.com/devils-margarita/?m) Watch the "Tons of f*cking sequins" video here: https://youtu.be/CCFuR1s4h5Q You can find Rock of Love Season 1 on Hulu, if you’d like to watch along with us. We’d love to hear from you! Let us know which dead reality show you want us to recap next. We are open to suggestions! Or share your favorite cocktail to drink while bingeing reality TV and we’ll give it a try! Tweet at us - twitter.com/realitygraveyd Follow us on Instragram - www.instagram.com/realitygraveyard/?hl=en Email us realitygraveyard@gmail.com Find us on our website www.realitygraveyard.com

Tour Bus Challenge (Rock of Love S1 E6) May 05, 2019

This week, Kim and Katie recap Episode 6. At the crack of dawn, the ladies are given a rude awakening by Big John who says “There’s no sleeping in rock n’ roll!” They then compete in a series of mini challenges to prove to Bret that they can hang when he’s on tour – whether it be changing in a porta potty, digging through a dumpster to find his guitar pic, or knowing his lyrics by heart. The last standing lady wins a solo date with Bret that includes beer and men with sticks! Later, Bret asks the women help him out by defining the biggest reason each one deserves to go home. Will their feedback change his mind at elimination time? Featured Cocktail: Vodka Red Bull Slush (From Tipsy Bartender) https://tipsybartender.com/recipe/vodka-red-bull-slush/ You can find Rock of Love Season 1 on Hulu, if you’d like to watch along with us. We’d love to hear from you! Let us know which dead reality show you want us to recap next. We are open to suggestions! Or share your favorite cocktail to drink while bingeing reality TV and we’ll give it a try! Tweet at us - twitter.com/realitygraveyd Follow us on Instragram - www.instagram.com/realitygraveyard/?hl=en Email us realitygraveyard@gmail.com Find us on our website www.realitygraveyard.com

First Annual Bret Michaels Mudbowl (Rock of Love S1 E5) Apr 28, 2019

Kim and Katie are back with a recap of Episode 5! This week we are blessed with the very First Annual Bret Michaels Mudbowl! The ladies square off in this muddy tackle football game in hopes of winning a date with Bret. Who will be his MVP? Later, Lacey overhears a shady phone conversation where one of the ladies whines about missing the opportunity to meet Justin Timberlake. Heather details this and other dubious gossip in a confidential letter to Bret, exposing all of the girls. Who will Bret believe? Featured Cocktail: Frozen Mudslide (from Kitchen Swagger) -https://kitchenswagger.com/healthier-frozen-mudslide-recipe/ You can find Rock of Love Season 1 on Hulu, if you’d like to watch along with us. We’d love to hear from you! Let us know which dead reality show you want us to recap next. We are open to suggestions! Or share your favorite cocktail to drink while bingeing reality TV and we’ll give it a try! Tweet at us - twitter.com/realitygraveyd Slide into our DMs - www.instagram.com/realitygraveyard/?hl=en Email us realitygraveyard@gmail.com Find us on our website www.realitygraveyard.com

What Does Love Rhyme With? (Rock of Love S1 E4) Apr 20, 2019

This week we recap Episode 4, which starts with Rodeo suffering an emotional breakdown over missing her son. Later, Bret challenges the ladies to write lyrics for his songs and then perform them! While some are excited to display their creativity, others struggle to carry a tune, tap a tambourine on beat, or come up with something that rhymes with "love." The winners are treated to some alone time with Bret. Then, after one night of partying like rock stars, three women end up piled on top of Bret in his bedroom. Will we ever find out what happened behind those closed doors? Can Rodeo get her emotions in check and stick it out for Bret? Featured Cocktail: Wild Wild West Cocktail (From The Drink Kings) - http://www.thedrinkkings.com/wild-wild-west-cocktail-recipe/ You can find Rock of Love Season 1 on Hulu, if you’d like to watch along with us. We’d love to hear from you! Let us know which dead reality show you want us to recap next. We are open to suggestions! Or share your favorite cocktail to drink while bingeing reality TV and we’ll give it a try! Tweet at us - twitter.com/realitygraveyd Slide into our DMs - www.instagram.com/realitygraveyard/?hl=en Email us realitygraveyard@gmail.com Find us on our website www.realitygraveyard.com

Yeehaw Baby! (Rock of Love S1 E3) Apr 18, 2019

Yeehaw Baby! (Rock of Love S1 E3) Episode 3 is here! This week, the women put the pedal to the medal in a motorcross relay race! One crazy driver makes Bret say “SHE’S-A GONNA DIE!” The winning team of four earns some alone time with Bret on two dates. In the house, tempers flare as Lacey and Dallas battle it out over animal rights (but wait – doesn’t Bret wear leather, alligator, snake?). Thankfully, one cut cowgirl is there to break it up when things get too physical. Which side will Bret choose? Featured cocktail: Vegan White Russian (Found on Simply Recipes) – https://www.simplyrecipes.com/recipes/coconut_white_russian_vegan/ You can find Rock of Love Season 1 on Hulu, if you’d like to watch along with us. We’d love to hear from you! Let us know which dead reality show you want us to recap next. We are open to suggestions! Or share your favorite cocktail to drink while bingeing reality TV and we’ll give it a try! Tweet at us - twitter.com/realitygraveyd Slide into our DMs - www.instagram.com/realitygraveyard/?hl=en Email us realitygraveyard@gmail.com Find us on our website www.realitygraveyard.com

Talk Dirty To Me (Rock of Love S1 E2) Apr 14, 2019

Kim and Katie recap Season 1, Episode 2 of Rock of Love. In this episode, the ladies compete in a challenge to see who “gives good phone.” A (non-accredited) doctor measures Bret’s level of “excitement” as each lady talks dirty to him. He takes the winners on a date to a recording studio where they can contribute to one of his songs. Back at the house, a divide emerges between the “Outgoing, Slutty Girls” and “Bitchy, Introverted Girls.” Who rocks Bret’s world this week? Featured cocktail: Dirty Martini You can find Rock of Love Season 1 on Hulu, if you’d like to watch along with us. We’d love to hear from you! Let us know which dead reality show you want us to recap next. We are open to suggestions! Or share your favorite cocktail to drink while bingeing reality TV and we’ll give it a try! Tweet at us - twitter.com/realitygraveyd Slide into our DMs - www.instagram.com/realitygraveyard/?hl=en Email us realitygraveyard@gmail.com Find us on our website www.realitygraveyard.com

Wassa Goin On? (Rock of Love S1 E1) Apr 12, 2019

In the very first episode of Reality Graveyard, Kim and Katie recap Season 1, Episode 1 of Rock of Love. We are introduced to Bret, Big John (Bigger Heart), and the 25 ladies vying for Bret. With the help of the open bar, the night spirals into a chaotic mess as Bret tries to get to know the women. One particular lady who will NOT be threatened with a good time emerges as a true star. Who will Bret send home? Who will he choose to stay to rock his world? Featured cocktail: Love Potion Vodka Cocktail from the Chunky Chef - https://www.thechunkychef.com/love-potion-vodka-cocktail/ You can find Rock of Love Season 1 on Hulu, if you’d like to watch along with us. We’d love to hear from you! Let us know which dead reality show you want us to recap next. We are open to suggestions! Or share your favorite cocktail to drink while bingeing reality TV and we’ll give it a try! Tweet at us - https://twitter.com/realitygraveyd Slide into our DMs - https://www.instagram.com/realitygraveyard/?hl=en Email us realitygraveyard@gmail.com Find us on our website www.realitygraveyard.com

Introduction to Reality Graveyard Apr 12, 2019

Join Kim and Katie as they dive deep into the land of dead reality shows! These ladies have a special fondness for reality TV that aired in the mid-to-late 2000s: Flavor of Love, I Love New York, Charm School, Rock of Love, Paris Hilton's My New BFF, Beauty and the Geek, and all the other greats from the golden age of trash TV. Listen along for nostalgia's sake as they recap iconic seasons of shows that were gone way too soon, but never forgotten. RIP!

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