Real Lich Hours

[PREVIEW] Real Lich Hours 77: Grout and the Museum Jul 13, 2025

In this episode, we find that the grout is already cleaned out, and have a night at the museum.

Other Segments:

Chronicles of Darkness: Hunt down the skinny on Vampire Hunters
Handbook for the Recently Deceased: Celerity
Protean Protips: Gary has a microtip to share

[PREVIEW] Real Lich Hours 71: The Voerman Dilemna Jun 01, 2025

In this episode we dance ourselves clean and visit a haunted house. Other Segments: Chronicles of Darkness: Ghosts and Geists Handbook of t

In this episode we dance ourselves clean and visit a haunted house.

Other Segments:

Chronicles of Darkness: Ghosts and Geists
Handbook of the Recently Deceased: Stealth
Guess Who: Jeannette and Therese
LA By Night: The Deb of Night Radio Show

Real Lich Hours 68: A Bloodlines Primer May 11, 2025

Dare you accept the dark gift? What will you do to hold onto your humanity? What secrets await you in Real Lich Hours Season 2? Come find out, if you dare.

[PREVIEW] Real Lich Hours 67: Baldur's Gate III Listener Responses Apr 06, 2025

In this episode, we say goodbye to Baldur's Gate III.

[PREVIEW] Real Lich Hours 66: Baldur's Gate III Endings Mar 30, 2025

In this episode, we talk about the epilogue and various endings of BG3. Other Segments: Character Roundup: Gale Legends and Lore: Cut Conte

In this episode, we talk about the epilogue and various endings of BG3.

Other Segments:

Character Roundup: Gale
Legends and Lore: Cut Content
And finally, announce what we’re doing for season 2 of Real Lich Hours!

[PREVIEW] Real Lich Hours 65: Assaulting the Netherbrain Mar 23, 2025

In this episde, we take the crown. Other Segments: Character Rounterup: Chat about Laezel Go fast: The bonkers speedrunning tech in BG3 Gro

In this episde, we take the crown.

Other Segments:

Character Rounterup: Chat about Laezel
Go fast: The bonkers speedrunning tech in BG3
Groove out to the BG3 OST

[PREVIEW] Real Lich Hours 64: Freeing Orpheus Mar 16, 2025

In this episode we free Orpheus, either from the Emperor's grasp, or from this mortal coil.

Other Segments:

Preparing for the point of no return.
Character profile on the best girl, Karlach.
Explanation of the Silver Swords of Gith.
Fiend Folio about the Cranium Rats

[PREVIEW] Real Lich Hours 63: House of Hope Mar 09, 2025

In this episode we go to hell.

Other Segments:

Fiend Folio: Devils and Demons
Up on a Soapbox: Camp! The theatrical kind.
Guide to Planes: Avernus

[PREVIEW] Real Lich Hours 62: The Wyrmway Mar 02, 2025

In this episode it’s our way or the WyrmWay. Other Segments: Legends and Lore: Baldur Complete Player's Handbook: Wyll Fiend Folio: Dragons

In this episode it’s our way or the WyrmWay.

Other Segments:

Legends and Lore: Baldur
Complete Player's Handbook: Wyll
Fiend Folio: Dragons

[PREVIEW] Real Lich Hours 61: The Foundry and Gortash Feb 16, 2025

In this episode we stage a labor strike at the steel foundry and take down Gortash.

Other Segments:

Sage Advice: Talk about explosives
Legends and Lore: Gortash
Deities and Demigods: Bane

[PREVIEW] Real Lich Hours 60: The Iron Throne Feb 09, 2025

In this episode we stage a daring rescue attempt.

Other Segments:

Legends and Lore: this Iron Throne
Deities and Demigods: Gond
Complete Artificier's Handbook: Technology

[PREVIEW] Real Lich Hours 59: The Docks Feb 02, 2025

In this episode we pay tribute to the bitch queen of the sea. Their words, not ours.

Other Segments:

Deities and Demigods: The aforementioned queen
Alternate Realities: Siding with Gortash
Up on a Soapbox: Revisiting Baldur's Gate 1
Fiend Folio: Vampires AND Werewolves

[PREVIEW] Real Lich Hours 58: Killing Cazador Jan 26, 2025

In this episode we get invited into Cazador’s Lair.

Other Segments:

Legends and Lore: Cazador
Character Round Up: Astarion

[PREVIEW] Real Lich Hours 57: Ethel and Oskar Jan 19, 2025

In this episode we join a hag victim support group and do the worst quest in the game

Other Segments:

Legends and Lore: The BG3 prequel you forgot about
Up on a Soapbox: Baldur's Bummers
Fiend Folio: Poltergeists

[PREVIEW] Real Lich Hours 56: Sewer Grease and Mystic Carrion Jan 12, 2025

In this episode we get greasy and do mummy stuff.

Other Segments:

Legends and Lore: Characters from Baldur's Gate 1 and 2
The Complete Wizard's Handbook: Achieving Immortality
Fiend Folio: Mummy Lords

[PREVIEW] Real Lich Hours 55: The Temple of Bhaal Jan 05, 2025

In this episode we turn Orin’s Orinsides Inside Orout.

Other Segments:

Complete Priest’s Handbook: Divine Intervention
Legends and Lore: Orin
Find Familiar: Baal Butlers

[PREVIEW] Real Lich Hours 54: The Stone Lord Dec 29, 2024

In this episode we… "do some butt-kicking for righteous justice". Wait, is that right?

Other Segments:

Deities and Demigods: Waukeen
Legends and Lore: Minsc
Fiend Folio: Giant Space Hamster

[PREVIEW] Real Lich Hours 53: The House of Grief Dec 22, 2024

In this episode we lose it all to the Lady of Loss at The House of Grief.

Other Segments:

Character Roundup: Shadowheart
Legends and Lore: Viconia
Sage Advice: Mirror of Loss

[PREVIEW] Real Lich Hours Special: Baldur's Gate 3 Youtubers Dec 15, 2024

In this episode we recommend some BG3 Youtubers in The Role of Computers.

[PREVIEW] Real Lich Hours 52: Lower City Miscellanea Dec 06, 2024

In this episode we take a walk in the park and see some fireworks.

Other Segments:

Alternate Realities: Early Access
Legends and Lore: Society of Brilliance
Fiend Folio: Sahugagin
Find Familiar: Sparky

[PREVIEW] Real Lich Hours 51: The Murder Tribunal Dec 01, 2024

In this episode we meet the Murder Tribunal.

Other Segments:

Legends and Lore: Serevok
Dieties and Demigods: Bhaal
Fiend Folio: Hollyphants

[PREVIEW] Real Lich Hours 50: Sorcerous Sundries Nov 24, 2024

In this episode, we sunder Sorcerous Sundries.

Other Segments:

Legends and Lore: Silverhand
Up on a Soapbox: BG3 fan theories
Complete Wizards' Handbook: Legendary spells
Find Familiar: Three more kitties!

[PREVIEW] Real Lich Hours 49: The Graveyard Nov 17, 2024

In this episode, we crash several funerals.

Other Segments:

Complete Priest's Handbook: The Afterlife
Combat and Tactics: Summonables
Sage Advice: Attitude
Fiend Folio: Kobolds

[PREVIEW] Real Lich Hours 48: The Elfsong Tavern and Baldur’s Mouth Nov 10, 2024

In this episode we fight a propaganda war and go to church.

Other Segments:

Legends and Lore: Elf Song Tavern
Arms and Equipment: Catching up on all the cool gear we foud.
Find Familiar: Kitties!

[PREVIEW] Real Lich Hours 47: Wyrm's Rock Nov 03, 2024

In this episode we coronate Enver Gortash and go to prison. Yaay!

Other Segments:

Alternate Realities: What if we fought Gortash now?
Legends and Lore: Flaming Fist
Fiend Folio: Steel Watch

[PREVIEW] Real Lich Hours 46: Wyrm's Crossing Oct 27, 2024

In this episode we trade flesh in Baldur's Gate.

Other Segments:

Deities and Demigods: Sharess
Legends and Lore: The Naabor family tree
Fiend Folio: Nymphs

[PREVIEW] Real Lich Hours 45: Rivington (Part 3) Oct 20, 2024

In this episode we go to church and interrupt some smuggling.

Other Segments:

Deities and Demigods: Illmater
Combat and Tactics: Elemental Series (Myrmidon)
Sage Advice: Damage resistances

[PREVIEW] Real Lich Hours 44: Rivington (Part 2) Oct 13, 2024

Today on Real Lich Hours, we join the circus!
Other Segments:

Legends and Lore: Chult
Fiend Folio: Three for one special! Blink Dogs, Crawling Craws, Djinni
Find Familiar: Crimson and Shadow Whiskers

[PREVIEW] Real Lich Hours 43: Rivington (Part 1) Oct 06, 2024

In this episode, it's time to check what's going on in the suburbs of Rivington.

Other Segments:

Combat and Tactics: Elementals! Part Two!
Deities and Demigods: Cyric
Fiend Folio: Dopplegangers

[PREVIEW] Real Lich Hours 42: Approaching Baldur's Gate Sep 29, 2024

In this episode, we get so, so close to Baldur’s Gate, but instead we go to prison.

Other Segments:

Legends and Lore: Orpheus
The Complete Player’s Handbook: Tadpole powers
Combat and Tactics: Elementals, part 1

[PREVIEW] Real Lich Hours 41: The Mind Flayer Colony (Part 2) Sep 22, 2024

In this episode, we gather our party to kill a god.

Other Segments:

Alternate Realities: The Gale Bomb
Up on a Soapbox: So how was Act 2?
The Forum: We hear from you!

[PREVIEW] Real Lich Hours 40: The Mind Flayer Colony (Part 1) Sep 15, 2024

Do you guys think Mind Flayers are slimy? Let's find out as we muck about in the Mind Flayer Colony.

Other Segments:

Sage Advice: Shop restocks
Legends and Lore: The Netherese
Fiend Folio: Devourers

[PREVIEW] Real Lich Hours 39: Assaulting Moonrise Towers Sep 08, 2024

Whether you’re a goodie-goodie or a ne’er-do-well, Act 2 of Baldur’s Gate III will culminate with some massive battles at Moonrise Towers. This week we talk about dealing with Ketheric’s forces on the ground floors before ascending to the roof to fight the man himself… with or without the help of Dame Aylin.

Other Segments:

Sage Advice: Camp Clerics and Camp Wizards. Win the tedious way!
Combat and Tactics: Doors and Toughness
Fiend Folio: Sirens. Better late than never!

[PREVIEW] Real Lich Hours 38: Gauntlet of Shar (Part 3) Sep 01, 2024

Would you believe us if we told you that the Shadowfell is a place that sucks? Having just completed all of Shar’s exams, we plunge into her realm to confront Balthazar and figure out what to do with the Nightsong, aka Dame Aylin the Aasimar.

Other Segments:

Complete Priest’s Handbook: Rate our favorite Cleric spells.
Legends and Lore: Explain the Shadowfell
Alternate Realities: What happens if you side with Balthazar?

[PREVIEW] Real Lich Hours 37: Gauntlet of Shar (Part 2) Aug 25, 2024

Please sing to the tune of "Scar Tissue" by the Red Hot Chili Peppers.

blows harmonica

The Gauntlet of Shar we're in act two yeah

The Gauntlet of Shar we're in act twooooOOOOOOOO

It's time to deal with a devil and put Shadowheart’s Faith to the Test.

Other Segments:

Sage Advice: Round up the best spells for area denial and zone control
Fiend Folio: Cloak
Legends and Lore: Balthazar

[PREVIEW] Real Lich Hours 36: The Gauntlet of Shar (Part 1) Aug 18, 2024

Once the Stones of Shar are placed into the Gauntlet of Shar, Thanos will be unstoppable.

Oh my god, we're about to meet a necromancer!

Other Segments:

Sage Advice: Talk about the best counters for Invisibility
Up on a Soapbox: What the hell is a "prestige dungeon"?
Legends and Lore: Recount the Ketheric Thorm tragedy

[PREVIEW] Real Lich Hours 35: Moonrise Towers (Part 2) Aug 11, 2024

Okay, but what if we SNEAK in there?

[PREVIEW] Real Lich Hours 34: Moonrise Towers (Part 1) Aug 05, 2024

Finally, an EVIL city.

[PREVIEW] Real Lich Hours 33: Reithwin (Part 3) Jul 28, 2024

Oh, Zombie. What's in your head?

[PREVIEW] Real Lich Hours 32: Reithwyn (Part 2) Jul 20, 2024

I'm still not convinced I spelled this right.

[PREVIEW] Real Lich Hours 31: Reithwyn (Part 1) Jul 14, 2024

Can someone spell check this one for me?

[PREVIEW] Real Lich Hours 30: Ruined Battlefield (Part 2) Jul 07, 2024

I think you should consider bowing down to the Raven Queen.

[PREVIEW] Real Lich Hours 29: Ruined Battlefield (Part 1) Jun 30, 2024

This battlefield is absolutely filthy.

[PREVIEW] Real Lich Hours 28: The Fall of the Last Light Jun 23, 2024

My bad everyone.

[PREVIEW] Real Lich Hours 27: Saving the Last Light Jun 16, 2024

I'm assuming we're talking about lighters.

[PREVIEW] Real Lich Hours 26: Créche Y'llek (Part 2) Jun 10, 2024

No pronunciation guide provided.

[PREVIEW] Real Lich Hours 25: Créche Y'llek (Part 1) Jun 02, 2024

This week's episode is all about those damn Githyankis, as we head into Créche Y'llek to attempt to de-worm our noggins and learn a bit more about the life cycle of these astral dwellers.

[PREVIEW] Real Lich Hours 24: The Trail to Rosymorn May 26, 2024

Going to church to pray to god(s).

[PREVIEW] Real Lich Hours 23: The Adamantine Forge May 20, 2024

Finally, now we get to recruit Wolverine!

[PREVIEW] Real Lich Hours 22: Grymforge (Part 2) May 12, 2024

Slime TIme!

[PREVIEW] Real Lich Hours 21: Grymforge (Part 1) May 05, 2024

Sounds a bit depressing, if I'm being honest.

[PREVIEW] Real Lich Hours 20: The Arcane Tower Apr 28, 2024

This tower is known or only knowable by a few.

[PREVIEW] Real Lich Hours 19: Decrepit Village Apr 21, 2024

Did somebody say LAND SHARKS?!

[PREVIEW] Real Lich Hours 18: Ebonlake Grotto Apr 13, 2024

Can we talk about myconids?

[PREVIEW] Real Lich Hours 17: The Zhentarim Apr 07, 2024

I probably still spelled it wrong.

[PREVIEW] Real Lich Hours 16: The Risen Road Mar 31, 2024

Wow, that's a lot of fire.

[PREVIEW] Real Lich Hours 15: Auntie Ethel Exposed! Mar 24, 2024

I knew it.

[PREVIEW] Real Lich Hours 14: Sunlit Wetlands Mar 17, 2024

If only it were dry.

[PREVIEW] Real Lich Hours 13: Owlbears and Spiders Mar 10, 2024

Enough already about the Owlbear! We get it!

[PREVIEW] Real Lich Hours 12: Fate of the Emerald Grove Mar 03, 2024

Fuck these druids specifically.

[PREVIEW] Real Lich Hours 11: Shattered Sanctum (Part 2) Feb 25, 2024

You think maybe some tape might fix it?

[PREVIEW] Real Lich Hours 10: Shattered Sanctum (Part 1) Feb 18, 2024

It's ironic, because a sanctum should be safe.

[PREVIEW] Real Lich Hours 9: Goblin Camp Feb 11, 2024

Every summer, the children can't wait to get to Goblin Camp.

[PREVIEW] Real Lich Hours 8: Goblin Bridge Feb 04, 2024

Wow. A bridge made entirely of Goblins. Wow. What will they think of next?

[PREVIEW] Real Lich Hours 7: Blighted Village (Part 2) Jan 28, 2024

I do feel bad for the village, but what about my blight?

[PREVIEW] Real Lich Hours 6: Blighted Village (Part 1) Jan 20, 2024

If it were me, I just wouldn't go to the blighted village. Sounds like a bad time.

[PREVIEW] Real Lich Hours 5: Toll House Jan 14, 2024

Did anyone find the hidden cookies?

Other Segments:

Fiend Folio: Gnolls
Sage Advice: The four dimensions of combat
Legends and Lore: A brief travel guide

[PREVIEW] Real Lich Hours 4: The Emerald Grove Jan 07, 2024

God. Damn. Hippies.

Other Segments:

Player's Handbook: Druids
Sage Advice: Shovin' and jumpin'
Complete Priests Handbook: Silvanus

[PREVIEW] Real Lich Hours 3: Emerald Grove Gates Dec 31, 2023

Ah. Hellspawn. A pleasure to make your acquaintance.

This week, we stumble upon the druid village and help some hopeless haircuts versus a goblin warband and find a few avenues for ridding us of our parasite.

Other Segments:

* Arms and Armament: A primer on Soul Coins

* Legends and Lore: The descent of Elturel

* Sage Advice: Stealing. It's not just for rogues anymore.

* Find Familiar: Timber the Squirrel

[PREVIEW] Real Lich Hours 2: Abandoned Ruins Dec 26, 2023

This place abandoned so fast surely they left some treasure behind.

*Other Segments:*
* Fiend Folio: Our old friends, Skeletons
* Legends and Lore: Dank reading about the dank crypt
* Sage Advice: Party Composition
* Find Familiar: This boar is sacred to me