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The Scott Adams School - 08/14/26 FRI YAY!!! The Home Team Aug 14, 2026

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## 🎓 The Scott Adams School — Fri-YAY, August 14, 2026

It’s **Fri-YAY**, and we are wrapping up the week the way nature intended: with coffee, questionable headlines, useful conversation, and at least a few things that make us wonder how civilization got this far.

Today, **Owen and Marcela** have some fun current-event stories for us, maybe a little **science news**, and whatever else has wandered into the news cycle overnight.

Plus, **Jake Tapper is doing his very best Tapper Tilt over Donald Trump**, so naturally we’ll take a look at that. There will be news, opinions, laughs, useful observations, and probably a few stories we didn’t even know we were talking about until the show started.

So grab your coffee, settle in, and let’s have a **happy end to the week** before we all head off into a well-earned weekend.

☕ **Be useful. Be friendly. Leave the chat better than you found it.** Disagree all you want, but don’t make the experience miserable for everybody else. Nobody gets a trophy for being the most exhausting person in the comments.

👍 **Like the show, subscribe, hit the notification bell, and share it with a friend.** Every little click helps keep the Scott Adams School growing and this community together.

🛍️ **Official Scott Adams merchandise is still available while supplies last.** If there’s something you want, grab it sooner rather than later. Once it’s gone, we can’t promise it’s coming back. And yes, you probably still need a **Simultaneous Swaddle**.

⚠️ As always, **language, clips, and opinions may occasionally be spicy.** Opinions expressed are our own.

Happy Fri-YAY, everybody. Let’s have some fun. ☕🎉

The Scott Adams School - 08/13/26 AFFIRMATIONS W/ SCOTT & The Home Team Aug 13, 2026

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**Good morning and welcome to The Scott Adams School!**

It’s **Thursday, August 13th, 2026**, and the **Home Team** is in the house.

Today we’re going back to school with a **Scott Adams whiteboard lesson we could probably all use a refresher on: AFFIRMATIONS.** Scott talked about them for years, and just yesterday we learned that **Joel Pollak swears by them too.** Coincidence? Programming? Magic? We’ll discuss.

Then we’ll get into the news, whatever fresh insanity the world has generously produced for us overnight, and wherever else the conversation takes us. As Scott taught us, sometimes the most interesting part of the show is the part we didn’t plan.

☕ Grab your coffee and join us for the **Simultaneous Sip**.

**A quick note about the chat:** We love disagreement. We love smart arguments. We even love a little sparring. But there’s a difference between challenging an idea and simply trying to make the room unpleasant. **Add something to the conversation. Don’t just add friction.** We have a terrific community here, so help us keep the chat interesting, funny, welcoming, and worth reading.

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And don’t forget the **official Scott Adams merchandise**. Supplies are limited, and when some of these items are gone, they may really be gone. Most importantly, every sophisticated household obviously needs a **Simultaneous Swaddle**. We don’t make the rules.

As always, **opinions are our own**, clips and conversation may contain **spicy language**, and anything can happen when the Home Team gets rolling.

Thank you for continuing to show up, laugh, learn, argue intelligently, and keep Scott’s lessons alive.

**Let’s go to school. ☕**

The Scott Adams School - 08/12/26 The Home Team Aug 12, 2026

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**The Scott Adams School – Wednesday, August 12, 2026**

It’s Wednesday and **the Home Team is in the house!** ☕️

We have WAY too many stories to choose from today, so who knows where this train is headed. But here’s what’s on the board:

🏙️ **The Mamdanis of New York City suddenly seem to be big fans of security.** Funny how that works.

🚚 **Did President Trump perform a magic trick with a catering truck?** We have questions.

😬 And a very special edition of **“If I had to see it, you have to see it”** featuring TWO of Erica’s least favorite women. You’re welcome in advance.

🗳️ **What happened in Wisconsin last night?** Are we looking at more election shenanigans, or is there another explanation?

Plus plenty of other news, clips, opinions, and whatever rabbit holes the Home Team manages to wander into.

☕️ **Official Scott Adams merchandise is going fast.** Get what you want while supplies last, and for heaven’s sake, get yourself a **Simultaneous Swaddle.** You know you want one.

Please **LIKE 👍, SUBSCRIBE, ring the notification bell 🔔, and SHARE the show with a friend.** Every like, share, and subscription helps us keep the Scott Adams School growing and this community together.

As always, keep the chat fun, smart, and respectful. Leave it better than you found it, no spamming, and remember: **our language, opinions, and occasional clips can get spicy.** 🌶️

Grab your beverage and join us for the **Simultaneous Sip!** ☕️

**The Scott Adams School**

Where being useful never goes out of style.

The Scott Adams School - JOEL POLLACK Joins Erica & Marcela today Aug 11, 2026

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**The Scott Adams School | Tuesday, August 11, 2026**

Today, Erica and Marcela welcome **Joel Pollak** back to the Scott Adams School, LIVE from Scott Adams’ home**.

We’ll get the latest update on the **Scott Adams biography**, what Joel and Joshua are discovering, and how the project is coming together. We’ve been looking forward to this one.

Then, the Home Team dives into the news:

🔹 New revelations from **Dr. Fauci’s texts**

🔹 What exactly was **President Trump doing in the Oval Office yesterday?**

🔹 The latest stories, clips, and whatever else the news cycle decides to throw at us before we go live

And yes, the **official Scott Adams merchandise** is still available, but supplies are limited. If there’s something you want, grab it sooner rather than later.

And trust me… **you’re going to want a Simultaneous Swaddle blanket.** ☕😂

Please **LIKE, SUBSCRIBE, and SHARE** the Scott Adams School with someone who might enjoy our strange little corner of the internet.

As always, help us keep this community fun: be kind, no spamming or personal attacks, and **leave the chat better than you found it.**

⚠️ Language, clips, and opinions may occasionally be spicy.

Thank you for continuing to show up, support the School, and keep the community Scott built together.

Grab your beverage.

**Time for the Simultaneous Sip. ☕**

The Scott Adams School - 08/10/26 The Home Team. DSA. IRAN. Zuck. Persuasion Aug 10, 2026

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The Scott Adams School - 08/10/26 The Home Team. DSA. IRAN. Zuck. Persuasion

**The Scott Adams School | Monday, August 10, 2026**

The Home Team is back, and somehow the news managed to get weirder over the weekend. Shocking, I know.

Today on **The Scott Adams School**:

🏗️ **Zuckerberg’s next big project** — What are his plans for the town surrounding that massive new data center, and what could it mean for the people living there?

🇮🇷 **Iran Update** — We’ll attempt to catch up, although apparently Iran news now changes approximately every six minutes.

🌹 **What’s new with the Democratic Socialists of America?** — New ideas? New influence? Same socialism? We’ll take a look.

🔬 **Science News** — Because occasionally humans do something besides argue on the internet.

🤖 **AI News** — What’s changing, what’s coming, and whether the machines have finally figured out that we are the problem.

Plus more current events, clips, conversation, and whatever else manages to break before we go live.

☕ Grab your beverage and join us for the **Simultaneous Sip**.

👕 **Official Scott Adams merchandise is still available, but supplies are running low.** Get what you want while you still can.

👍 Please **like, subscribe, and share the show** with someone who might enjoy our little corner of the internet.

💬 And as always, help us keep this community worth coming back to: **be kind, don’t spam, and leave the chat better than you found it.**

⚠️ Language, opinions, and occasional clips may be spicy.

Thank you for continuing to show up, participate, laugh with us, argue intelligently, and keep the Scott Adams community together.

**The Scott Adams School**

Monday–Friday

The Scott Adams School - 08/07/26 KING RANDALL In The CLASSROOM! Aug 07, 2026

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**The Scott Adams School – Friday, August 7, 2026**

What a great way to close out the week!

Today we’re joined by **King Randall**, known on X as **@NewEmergingKing**, as our Guest Professor.

King is the founder of The X for Boys & Girls and has made it his mission to help young people build the skills, discipline, confidence, responsibility, and real-world competence they need to grow into capable young men and women.

We’re spending the hour getting to know King, hearing more about the work he’s doing with boys and girls, what he has learned along the way, and why mentorship, practical skills, strong role models, and personal responsibility matter so much.

We’re really looking forward to this conversation, and we think you’re going to enjoy getting to know him too.

As always, thank you for being part of **The Scott Adams School** and this incredible community.

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⚠️ Language and clips can occasionally be spicy. We never quite know where the conversation will go.

👕 **Official Scott Adams merchandise is still available**, but quantities are limited. If there’s something you want, grab it while you can. Once it’s gone, it’s gone.

Grab your beverage and join us for the **Simultaneous Sip** and a very special Friday with Guest Professor King Randall.

Welcome to **The Scott Adams School.**

The Scott Adams School - 08/06/26 Thursday With The Home Team. Fauci, Iran, Made-Men and More Aug 06, 2026

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**The Scott Adams School | Thursday, August 6, 2026**

The Home Team is back!

Today, we have the latest developments from the congressional oversight investigation into Dr. Anthony Fauci. Could Fauci be held in contempt? Did invoking the Fifth Amendment protect him, or did it raise even more questions? We’ll break down what happened, what could happen next, and whether accountability is actually coming.

We’ll also ask: **Are certain “made men” being protected by the political mafia?** Some people appear to play by an entirely different set of rules, and we’re going to discuss who may be protecting them and why.

And now that **El-Sayed has won his Michigan primary nomination**, are his true colors beginning to show? What does his victory tell us about the direction of the Democratic Party, and what could it mean beyond Michigan?

As always, the conversation and video clips may get a little spicy.

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Thank you for being part of **The Scott Adams School** and for keeping this remarkable community alive.

The Scott Adams School - 08/05/26 Jeff Joins Us. DSA. Iran. Islam and more Aug 05, 2026

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**The Scott Adams School | Wednesday, August 5, 2026**

The Home Team is here, and today **Jeff Callahan** joins us to help co-host the news, current events, and whatever fresh insanity the world has prepared for us.

Today’s topics include:

• The **Democratic Socialists of America** and why their message is winning votes

• What the rise of socialism could mean for the future of the country

• Reports of **another attempt on President Trump’s life**

• A closer look at what everyday life could become under expanding Islamist rule and influence

• More news, commentary, persuasion, and useful conversation from the Home Team

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Thank you for continuing to show up for Scott, for the Home Team, and for one another. We appreciate this community more than we can properly express.

**The Scott Adams School: Be useful. Stay curious. Keep the community together.**

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The Scott Adams School - 08/04/26 The Home Team is going crazy Aug 04, 2026

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**The Scott Adams School — Tuesday, August 4, 2026**

The Home Team is here!

Today, we’re talking about **winners versus losers**. We have a lesson from Scott, we’ll expose some of the biggest losers on the left and within the Democrat Party, and we’ll cover more current events, news, and whatever else catches our attention along the way.

Thank you for being part of this incredible community. Please **like, subscribe, and share** the show—it’s free, it helps tremendously, and it keeps the Scott Adams School growing.

Official Scott Adams merchandise is still available through the link in Scott’s bio. We don’t know whether these items will be restocked, so get what you want while supplies last.

As always, the opinions expressed are our own, the language may get spicy, and the conversation could go almost anywhere. Please keep the chat friendly and respectful—disagree without being disagreeable, and leave the chat better than you found it.

Grab your beverage and join us for the simultaneous sip. We truly appreciate every one of you for helping us keep Scott’s lessons, legacy, and community alive.

The Scott Adams School - 07/31/26 FRIDAY The Home Team Jul 31, 2026

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# Scott Adams School

## Friday, July 31, 2026

### The Home Team

Happy Friday! We made it to the end of another week, and Erica has officially discovered that **July has 31 days.** Better late than never. We close out the week with plenty to cover, a few laughs, and our usual attempt to make sense of a world that seems determined to make that impossible.

### Today's Topics

* The rise of the Democratic Socialists of America and the latest examples of political insanity.

* Tulsi Gabbard's recap of the Fauci hearings. We didn't get to it earlier this week, so we'll catch up today.

* Military-age Moroccan men continue crossing into **Ceuta**, the Spanish territory on the North African coast. What is happening, and why does it matter?

* Is a Gaza peace deal finally within reach? Could there be a new path forward for Palestinians?

* A quick update on everyone's favorite little macaque monkey, **Punchy**, because Erica refuses to stop worrying about him.

### Thank You!

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### Language

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### Tomorrow

Don't forget that **Owen Gregorian** will be hosting his Saturday After Party over on **X**. Be sure to stop by and join the conversation.

Thanks again for being part of the Scott Adams School community. We appreciate every one of you.

Have a wonderful weekend!

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