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Toilet Radio 324 – The Butter Graven Idol Aug 25, 2021

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This week on Toilet Radio: Losing your entire collection of cool shit in a house fire (feat. Inhaling smoke and asbestos) / The Iowa State Fair has a killer lineup and also FFDP and All That Remains! / Wino commits a LOGICAL FALLACY (and kills his friend) / Some dipshit screamo band went all libertarian and then got sick with COVID. Please stop watching YouTube lectures and debates and shit. It’s embarrassing. / Going out and feeding capybaras. / Watching the newest, hottest movie: Eastern Promises. Music featured on this sode: A Pregnant Light – Mr. Natural Call into the show and leave us a message at (803) 712-3773. Don’t forget to rate, review, and subscribe to Toilet Radio on iTunes so you’ll get new episodes automatically. Or use Stitcher if you don’t fuck with Apple.

Toilet Radio 323 – I would like some fluoride, please Aug 18, 2021

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On this episode: Buncha big ol babies afraid of blood and needles! / SOULFLY DRAMA: Max doesn’t own a phone(?) and that might have caused a bit of a rift with Mark Rizzo. Also, don’t hire your significant other as your band manager. / SENTIENCE IS A JOKE / Tommy Vext’s new beat: Anti-semitism! Feat: An original Breno composition. / Scott “Wino” Weinrich wants you to open your mind. The goddamn HAARP machine fucked up my house. / FLUORIDE! / Maryland Deathfest 2022 is the most stacked goddamn fest lineup I’ve seen in a minute. Let’s hope it happens! Music featured on this sode: What Awaits Us – Ascend (Remake) Call into the show and leave us a message at (803) 712-3773. Don’t forget to rate, review, and subscribe to Toilet Radio on iTunes so you’ll get new episodes automatically. Or use Stitcher if you don’t fuck with Apple.

Toilet Radio 322 – The Revenge of Sturgis Aug 11, 2021

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THIS WEEK ON TOILET RADIO: The nu metal revival is POSTPONED cuz everyone's sick. Gen X is fucking it all up and we must destroy NYHC. Sturgis biker rally is REVVING UP to deliver another stupid ass public health emergency. Let's take a look at all the fucking and sucking and has-been buttrock and metal that's gonna be happening in North Dakota this week. IT'S GROSS! We're talking about learning more about vocal performance with Dave Mustaine and throwing away our dreams of making music. Instead we're gonna hire some young boys to recreate The Black Album for us. Folks, it's a good one. Music featured on this sode: Alucard – Shivers of the Night Call into the show and leave us a message at (803) 712-3773. Don’t forget to rate, review, and subscribe to Toilet Radio on iTunes so you’ll get new episodes automatically. Or use Stitcher if you don’t fuck with Apple.

Toilet Radio 321 – XTREME Choccy Milk Aug 04, 2021

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THINGS ON THIS WEEK'S SHOW: Jordan shares his secrets to BROOTAL GUTTURAL SEWER VOX (it’s choccy milk). Lollapalooza happened - we’re talking about backing tracks, being out of touch, and Wesley Willis owning Perry Ferrell. We discuss microtonal music with a handy example from the internet’s newest pop star, Sarah Brand. We talk about a week of truly awful losses with the passing of Mike Howe, Dusty Hill, and Joey Jordison. Finally, we examine the latest drama in everyone’s favorite boy band industry creation, Bad Wolves! Music featured on this sode: Greet Death – “Do You Feel Nothing?” Call into the show and leave us a message at (803) 712-3773. Don’t forget to rate, review, and subscribe to Toilet Radio on iTunes so you’ll get new episodes automatically. Or use Stitcher if you don’t fuck with Apple.

Toilet Radio 319 – The THOR Interview Jul 28, 2021

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THIS WEEK ON TOILET RADIO! We're joined by the god or thunder himself: the one, the only JON MIKL THOR. Join us as we talk with the legend about five decades in bodybuilding, horror films, and rockin' and rollin'. We're discussing bending steel with your teeth, throwing cars at people on coke, getting swole with Lou Ferrigno, rock n roll nightmares, trying out nu metal, and his triumphant new record, ALLIANCE. Join us for a killer interview and stick around to hear me and Jordo talk the latest developments in Jon Schaffer's case and accidentally playing the same song on stage back to back. FOLKS, it's a good one. Music featured on this sode: THOR - "The Ultimate Alliance" - Preorder Alliance here! Call into the show and leave us a message at (803) 712-3773. Don’t forget to rate, review, and subscribe to Toilet Radio on iTunes so you’ll get new episodes automatically. Or use Stitcher if you don’t fuck with Apple.

Toilet Radio 318 – Singing is Embarrassing Jul 21, 2021

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This week on Toilet Radio, Joe and Breno are talking about roadie mistreatment, a critical assessment of the last 20 years of Iron Maiden, the continued drama within the Megadeth camp, Jamey Jasta simping for imperialism, and a very special Jordan-free segment we call: Gear and Weed. We’re trying to figure out how exactly people are supposed to sing, extolling the virtues of the Hall of Fame reverb, and throwing out all our nice, cobweb-strewn guitar shit. Folks, it’s a good one. Music featured on this sode: Batard – Lakata Call into the show and leave us a message at (803) 712-3773. Don’t forget to rate, review, and subscribe to Toilet Radio on iTunes so you’ll get new episodes automatically. Or use Stitcher if you don’t fuck with Apple.

Toilet Radio 317 – The David Ellefson Autobiography Jul 14, 2021

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Ah hell, it's another book episode. This week, all three boys sat down to discuss My Life With Deth, former Megadeth bassist David Ellefson's 2013 autobiography. I bought this thing at Half Price Books about 2 months before the latest unpleasantness with ol David and decided to comb through it to see if it contained any hidden clues. We didn't, of course, but we did learn a lot about the influence of parental cash on a band's success, Sobriety and Wellness stuff, and transactional relationships. We're also talking about: putting big ass subwoofers in your car, ACTUALLY GOING TO A METAL SHOW, and intentionally killing your local scene. FOLKS............. it'sagood'un Music featured on this sode: BURN IN HELL – Bleach Call into the show and leave us a message at (803) 712-3773. Don’t forget to rate, review, and subscribe to Toilet Radio on iTunes so you’ll get new episodes automatically. Or use Stitcher if you don’t fuck with Apple.

Toilet Radio 316 – The 7th of July Patriotism Supershow Jul 07, 2021

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Oh, you thought just because Independence Day was 3 days ago that we're done celebrating the many wonderful works of the United States? Sounds like traitor talk to me, pal. The work of a patriot is never done because the work of a patriot is being annoying online. Join us this week as we take a listen to some of the most patriotic tunes in metal. We've got Metallica. We've got Drowning Pool. We've got Machine Head. We've got a head full of simple phrases we can deploy in any situation that will neutralize all nuance, culpability, or shame. Let's do this for America. Call into the show and leave us a message at (803) 712-3773. Don’t forget to rate, review, and subscribe to Toilet Radio on iTunes so you’ll get new episodes automatically. Or use Stitcher if you don’t fuck with Apple.

Toilet Radio 314 – Return of the Mack Jun 30, 2021

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We have heard your cries. Every time he wasn't on the pod, people were asking, "Where's Jordan?" and "I wonder what Jordan's up to?" Well fine. He's back with a heel turn and he's cutting a ten star promo on all our asses. I'm not here this week but that's definitely for the best. Get a load of Breno and Jor-Jor calling out rival podcasts, Australians, and all the dumb metal news you can shake a stick at. Topics include: Black metal musician says a normal thing! Bottom shelf booze with bad music blasted at it! Gentlemen's Quarterly at it again with fashionable metal men's clothes on... Chloë Sevigny... circa twenty fucking years ago. Guess they never saw Gummo. EVEN MORE TOUR ANNOUNCEMENTS! A cultural reassessment of angry young man music now that kids aren't afraid of growly angry music anymore! Folks it's a good one. Join us for the full whack pack next week. Music featured on this sode: Cult Burial - Parasite Call into the show and leave us a message at (803) 712-3773. Don’t forget to rate, review, and subscribe to Toilet Radio on iTunes so you’ll get new episodes automatically. Or use Stitcher if you don’t fuck with Apple.

Toilet Radio 313 – Money for Nothing on My Twitch Stream Jun 23, 2021

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Joe and Breno are biding our time for one more sode before Jordan makes his triumphant return. Segments on this week's show include: Matt Heafy of Trivium talking to the dang New York Times (?!) about his extremely successful Twitch stream and whether or not making a bunch of money to do internet stuff is a good idea. / Frank Bello of Anthrax comes out hard against hand shaking and IT IS HARD TO DISAGREE WITH HIS STANCE / Gene Simmons lobbies congress to help musicians get paid. We suggest an alternative: neo-primitive bard life / We talk VERY BRIEFLY about Motley Crue with a new wrinkle in the band's success story. SPOILER: It's nepotism! / We take a look at the first big onslaught of tours we've all been desperate for after a year and some change of lockdowns and, wouldn't you know it, the shit is back. / Hellfest: It's big! Music featured on this sode: Witch Vomit – Funeral Purgation Call into the show and leave us a message at (803) 712-3773. Don’t forget to rate, review, and subscribe to Toilet Radio on iTunes so you’ll get new episodes automatically. Or use Stitcher if you don’t fuck with Apple.

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