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Toilet Radio 373 – Maryland Deathfest (2003-2022) Jun 01, 2022

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THIS WEEK ON TOILET RADIO: We got a lovely email from a listener asking, "So what exactly do I do with the information that Matt Pike is big time into antisemitic conspiracy theories?" We're also talking about what was the final Maryland Deathfest(?) including: Will Rahmer's Big Weekend Out, people doing gross shit, barricades burst, beer shortages, and a death in the middle of a festival. Can't say I blame the organizers for calling it quits. Exhorder has a new guitarist: Pat O'Brien, formerly of Cannibal Corpse. Weird! Akhlys got mad about not being included in the festivities and had to look up some synonyms about it. Finally, Prosthetic Records is now sponsoring our favorite soccer team: The Glossop North End Football Club. Everyone knows we've been lifelong fans of this club so it's a nice surprise. Music featured on this ‘sode: Cave In – Blood Spiller Don’t forget to rate, review, and subscribe to Toilet Radio on iTunes so you’ll get new episodes automatically. Or use Stitcher if you don’t fuck with Apple.

Toilet Radio 371 – In THIS Economy??? May 25, 2022

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This week on Toilet Radio: We’re talking about INFLATION and I don’t mean erotic images online! Classic rock VJs cannot handle the cost of chicken parmesan. Joe cannot justify spending $29 on apples. Inflation is so bad that Vince Neil is forced to do ads for payday loans. And amid all this, Metallica thinks you'll spend $1600 on a record player? And here comes Universal Music Group gouging the price of vinyl? Get right outta town! We're also talking about Matt Pike's descent from fun, drug-addled weirdo to "Jewish banker" conspiracy mongering. Not great! Finally, we're talking about the imminent return of Power Trip. Folks, it's an episode. Music featured on this ‘sode: Low Cunning – I Refuse to Believe This Multi-Level Dungeon Was Formed Naturally Over Several Eons Because There Are Fucking Stairs Between Floors Don’t forget to rate, review, and subscribe to Toilet Radio on iTunes so you’ll get new episodes automatically. Or use Stitcher if you don’t fuck with Apple.

Toilet Radio 370 – We’ll Miss You, Trevor May 18, 2022

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This week on Toilet Radio: The metal community lost an absolute titan of the scene this week and we wanted to spend some time remembering our friend. But I promise this episode isn't all tears, we'll also get into the fun, stupid things (we assume) you want to hear. Including: Dismember personally killing Maryland Deathfest forever in a convoluted attempt to avoid the Fauci Ouchie. Looks like Sweden ain't such hot shit now! ROCK N ROLL CORNER. We then take a look at the latest trend that's no good: cancel-culture-themed albums from Polish legacy bands. MOVIE CORNER FEAT. ROBERT ZOMBIE AND CHRISTOPHER GUEST. Finally, The Nuge wants to crack your skull open. BRB getting a come and take it tattoo on my forehead. Folks, it's a podcast. Music featured on this ‘sode: The Black Dahlia Murder – Sunless Empire Don’t forget to rate, review, and subscribe to Toilet Radio on iTunes so you’ll get new episodes automatically. Or use Stitcher if you don’t fuck with Apple.

Toilet Radio 369 – An Excessively Dick-Focused Episode May 11, 2022

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This week on Toilet Radio: we’re taking a quick detour to the movie theater to check out The Northman (feat. Willem Dafoe’s giant dick). From there, we discuss a Tik Tok rapper’s take on Slayer’s Raining Blood - it’s the future of rock, unfortunately! Judas Priest enters the Rock n Roll Hall of Fame and for one brief, shining moment, Eddie Trunk was silent. We’re getting excited about Sharon Osbourne’s thrilling new documentary series focused on the topic everyone associates with Sharon Osbourne: cancel culture. We have a long discussion about the imminent loss of rights to bodily autonomy so if you don’t want to hear that, I recommend you skip this episode. Finally, we talk about Danzig’s decision to call it quits. Folks, it’s been a week and it's been an episode. If you'd like to help people get necessary medical care, check out this link and give some dough if you're so inclined. Music featured on this ‘sode: Old Nick – Ghost O' Clock Don’t forget to rate, review, and subscribe to Toilet Radio on iTunes so you’ll get new episodes automatically. Or use Stitcher if you don’t fuck with Apple.

Toilet Radio 368 – GBK Listening Party May 04, 2022

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This week on Toilet Radio: I’m sick lol. Topics include melting high-end audiophile gear, HIT PARADER PRESENTS: NO COVER, Sully Erna and Dez from Coal Chamber almost died from covid, and we argue over the ethics of seeing our friends naked. The big story this week: Avenged Sevenfold took donations to pull off some shady crypto scheme that sent a handful of empty plate carriers to Ukrainians. We dive into the whole mess. Also, Tattoo the Earth returns 20 years later with Hatebreed in the exact same slot, GBK listening party, Kirk Hammett's solo material and the boys teach me the real reason Jason left Metallica. It's a good one. Music featured on this ‘sode: passionplay – Parasite Don’t forget to rate, review, and subscribe to Toilet Radio on iTunes so you’ll get new episodes automatically. Or use Stitcher if you don’t fuck with Apple.

Toilet Radio 366 – Conflict of Interest Apr 27, 2022

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This week on Toilet Radio: Breno and Jordo take over to talk CONTENT OVERLOAD. Also: Decibel is starting their own metal label, and the consolidation of the metal media sphere continues. Metal Hammer wants you to know the TOP 10 BEST nü metal singers because that's the information Metal Hammer readers demand to know. Is this the end of Maryland Death Fest? It looks like 2022 will be the final MDF. RIP Cynthia Plastercaster. Finally, Tool is FunkoPopping their way to the Billboard Charts again with limited edition variants of that album nerds can't get enough of. Folks, it's a good one. Music featured on this 'sode: Static Abyss - Labyrinth of Veins Don’t forget to rate, review, and subscribe to Toilet Radio on iTunes so you’ll get new episodes automatically. Or use Stitcher if you don’t fuck with Apple.

Toilet Radio 365 – The Metal Lords Episode Apr 20, 2022

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This week on Toilet Radio: we watched Metal Lords, an R-rated teen dramedy aimed at a teenage and/or Gen X audience. Written by D.B. Weiss (Game of Thrones, "Flowers for Charlie") and directed by Peter Sollett (Untitled Minecraft Film), Metal Lords is a movie that exists for an audience that may not exist. Jordan and I compare and contrast the experience of being a teenage metalhead with the actions depicted on screen, celebrate unexpected violence as the apex of comedy, and argue over whether or not this movie is worth half a shit. Join us for this 80-minute podcast about a 98-minute movie. Music featured on this sode: Skullflower – Machinery of Torment (the song from the movie. it's p good, actually!) Don’t forget to rate, review, and subscribe to Toilet Radio on iTunes so you’ll get new episodes automatically. Or use Stitcher if you don’t fuck with Apple.

Toilet Radio 364 – Fake Bands with Killer Jams Apr 13, 2022

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This week on Toilet Radio we're discussing alcohol withdrawal, rat infestations, and furries. And then at the 10-minute mark we start this week's show: FAKE BANDS. We're talking about some of our favorite (and least favorite) bands created explicitly for the purposes of a fictional narrative. Enjoy this non-exhaustive list of bands on this week's show and then stab that play button. The Oneders (That Thing You Do!), Scäb (Home Movies), Spinal Tap, Otis Day & The Knights (Animal House), Steel Dragon (Rock Star), The Lone Rangers (Airheads), The Aint Rights (Green Room), Josie & The Pussycats, The Misfits (Jem & The Holograms), Thoth (Something Awful), Deathgasm, The Power of Wings (Key & Peele), Black Roses, The Soggy Bottom Boys (O Brother Where Art Thou), The Queen Haters (SCTV), The Rutles, The Monkees, Death Lurks (Kids in the Hall), Mouse Rat (Parks & Recreation), Darlene McBride (MadTV), and Drake (Degrassi). Due to this episode, it is with great regret I announce that we will be watching Lords of Metal on Netflix for an episode soon. Don’t forget to rate, review, and subscribe to Toilet Radio on iTunes so you’ll get new episodes automatically. Or use Stitcher if you don’t fuck with Apple.

Riff Raff Podcast: [EP.59] We Must Grind. We Will Grind. Apr 11, 2022

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*Pop* Oh yeah, welcome back to another thrilling episode of THE Riff Raff podcast, I'm Een Zaamheid, joined of course by THE Hans, or as we like to call him Johann, and fellow grindcore afficionado and bandcamp headliner Theophrastus Bombastus. The gruesome twosome return, with returning guest and possessor of an IGoM-certified golden voice: TheoBomb. We're all completely degenerate grindcore dorks far beyond all hope, so we're just giving in and gushing on our favorite genre. Even though the songs are shorter we still sling enough pure grindcore nerd-shit in between them to fill an hour. We pick apart grindcore lyrics like they're poetry and try our best worst to fulfill one soon-to-be-regretful listener's request for more puns. We go through some heady discussion of Cephalic Carnage, get perfected by Japanische Kampfhörspiele, and disappear in the foggy, nebulous lyrics of Cloud Rat (since reported on elsewhere). The lyrical analysis is erudite and maybe a bit too artsy-fartsy for the teeth-meet-fist grindcore crowd. The puns, however... are the kind that scar your soul. LET'S GRIND. New Music Features This Week Hans's Picks Abanglupa - Forced Dementia Japanische Kampfhörspiele - Wir werden Gott Eenzy's Picks Cephalic Carnage - Divination and Volition Fluoride - Suffocate Theo's Bomb-ass Picks Cloud Rat - Refraction Bandit - Czestawova

Toilet Radio 363 – A Loving Tribute to Obscure Bands Apr 06, 2022

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This week your boys shake off the stank of last week's mercifully unreleased episode with a very special THEMED episode of Toilet Radio. We're sharing some music from a few of our favorite "obscure" bands. What does "obscure" even mean in the Internet era? I'm glad you asked! We discuss obscurity, the corpse of Lynyrd Skynyrd, Ronnie Radke's 49th birthday, and our stories behind all these bands on the show today. FOLKS, I am pleased to inform you that it is IN FACT a good one. Music on this 'sode: Holy Dragons - Ragnarok Lilitu - Follow Through R.A.M.B.O. - Sophomore Effort Bedroom Rehab Corporation - When All You've Got is a Hammer The Loveless - Follow The Endless Blockade - Clean and Prone/Thick Skin, Transparent Blood/Death to Spies/Pig Life Don’t forget to rate, review, and subscribe to Toilet Radio on iTunes so you’ll get new episodes automatically. Or use Stitcher if you don’t fuck with Apple.

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