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Toilet Radio 649 – Arachnophobia Oct 14, 2026

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This week on Toilet Radio: We continue the October Spooktacular! Instead of watching a grainy movie filmed on someone’s uncle’s camcorder, we’re mixing it up with a big-budget Hollywood picture! Arachnophobia (1990), stars ~~John Goodman~~ Jeff Daniels as a big city doc who moves to the country. It just so happens that he’s terrified of spiders and a swarm of deadly Venezuelan tarantulas just set up shop in his backyard. Join us as we marvel at the cinematography, laugh along with the hilarious small town stereotypes, and talk about the very real differences in Real Movie horror and Ten Buck Budget horror. Also: the lost art of hiring Jimmy Buffett to write a very literal theme song to your creature feature. Folks, it’s a good one.

Music featured on this ‘sode:
Unmade – Shadow Tip

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Toilet Radio 648 – Psycho Goreman Oct 07, 2026

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This week on Toilet Radio: We kick off our October Spooktacular with 2020 Canadian horror comedy Psycho Goreman! By the creators of one of the greatest shlock films of the century, the extremely funny and disturbing Father’s Day, Psycho Goreman asks the question: what if we made the hardest R-rated movie possible for kids? The results are polarizing! I loved it, Jordan hated it. Join us as we talk all about practical effects, Power Rangers, GWAR, and much, much more. Then join us next week for the stone-cold classic Arachnophobia (1990)!

Music featured on this ‘sode:
Messier 16 – Mollusk Herald

Toilet Radio 646 – Songs to Listen to While Getting Food Poisoning Sep 30, 2026

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This week on Toilet Radio: Brady Ebert, former Turnstile guitarist, failed his competency hearing for his attempted murder charge and has been deemed a danger to himself and others. Put this man in the hardcore hall of fame immediately. Wendys, the fast food chain, has released an EP featuring a bunch of washed metalcore bands to distract you from the fact that their food is awful. Ohio Republican Eric Deters and Kid Rock banded together to put on a festival that went up in flames. Let’s examine one of the most egregious failures of Republican dark money that we’ve ever seen! Finally, a couple got engaged onstage at a Sanguisugabogg show. Gross. We close this show with a super fun track from a French hardcore band that currently has one Bandcamp purchase (me). Listen to it and then fix that.

Music featured on this ‘sode:
Drops – Dawn

Toilet Radio 645 – “Joseph” A Ronnie Radke Joint, Reviewed Sep 23, 2026

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I have terrible news. The most likely #1 song for this year’s Most Popular Songs of the Year just dropped. We present “Joseph”, the latest from Falling in Reverse, the brain child of apex brain Ronnie Radke. Corey Taylor of Slipknot and Serj Tankian of System of a Down also join in to piss away the remaining drops of credibility they had left. We discuss the song, the lyrics, and the predictably over-rendered and undercooked music video that’ll surely make you say, “Hey, I’ve seen a popular movie in the last 25 years”. But that’s not all, we also discuss Radke trying to threatening to “touch” a powerlifter who doesn’t care for his music via Instagram, the guy from Emmure losing his festival backstage pass for attempting to talk to Danzig, and offer a few Deep Thoughts with Dave Mustaine. Folks, it’s a good one.

Music featured on this ‘sode:
Minenfeld – .303 Brit

Toilet Radio 644 – The Kai Hansen Episode Sep 16, 2026

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This week on Toilet Radio: Gen X Correspondent Ian steps in to interview the legendary Kai Hansen of Helloween, Gamma Ray, Unisonic, and a million other cool things. This time he’s talking the magic that only exists when tracking demos, Queen-worship, guitar guy chat, the early days of Helloween, and a frank discussion about A.I. There’s lots of great stuff here. Skip to 27 minutes in if you just wanna hear the interview. But to kick this sode off, me and Jordan are talking about Carrie Underwood (?) covering “Break Stuff”, football, and Zombie Power Trip playing the most juiceless Pantera-headlined New Orleans fest you can imagine. Folks, it’s a good one.

Music featured on this ‘sode:
Andrew Lee’s Heavy Metal Shrapnel – Beyond the Crystal Screen

Toilet Radio 643 – Cover Band Kills Original Artist Sep 09, 2026

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This week on Toilet Radio: Brady Ebert is still killin’ it in court (metaphorically) and now has to stand for a competency evaluation while on trial for attempted murder. Speaking of murder, Bad Wolves are at it again. They first made a name for themselves by releasing a cover of Zombie that killed Dolores O’Riorden. This time they killed Dolly Parton. In the meantime, they’re losing a guitarist who didn’t like the cover’s optics and fighting with right wing nutjobs Skillet. Pretty sure that’s a good thing. In much sadder news, Andy Williams, former guitarist of Every Time I die, pro wrestler, and sexy man, has died. He lived a hell of a life but 48 is way, way too young. Finally, in lighter news, GWAR is being featured in a Mutant Football League 2 and I’ve already pre-ordered it. Folks, it’s a good one.

Music featured on this ‘sode:
S.H.I.V. – Sisyphus

Toilet Radio 642 – The Past is a Foreign Country Sep 02, 2026

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This week on Toilet Radio: Osbourne family vizier, Jack, is threatening to revive Ozzfest as a one-day event in England. This has prompted your Toilet Boyz to travel back in time and examine the bones of Ozzfests past. What we found is an encapsulation of the last 30 years of heavy metal, from shaky new grounds, cultural and monetary glory, and a slow, painful decline. Join as we talk about the little bands that we be something, the big bands that would be nothing, and Pushmonkey. Folks, it’s a good one.

Music featured on this ‘sode:
Pushmonkey – Caught My Mind (until Spotify makes me take it down)

Toilet Radio 640 – K-Pop Stryper Aug 26, 2026

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This week on Toilet Radio: Maynard James Keenan wants to make you eat sushi in the desert. The guy from Skindred has one million grandchildren. King 810 is threatening to release a new album and tour the rust belt – what exactly happened to these guys? Snot is trying again and 90s funk metal will never die. Demon Hunter is suing the studio behind K-POP Demon Hunter and we take a deep dive into K-Pop, anime, and Christian metal. Charley Crockett is STILL trying to beef with Twin Temple and Jack White, who are getting huge boosts from Charley acting like a fucking freak online. Finally, Jack Osbourne is teasing a new Ozzfest – this time it’ll be a one-off somewhere in England. Weak. FOLKS….. it’s a good one.

Music featured on this ‘sode:
Night Roar – Satanic Ritual

Toilet Radio 639 – The Adventures of Ford Fairlane Aug 19, 2026

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This week on Toilet Radio: For reasons that I cannot fully articulate, we went over to the Internet Archive to watch The Adventures of Ford Fairlane, a 1990 starring vehicle for one of the worst to ever do it: Andrew “Dice” Clay. This picture, in which Dice plays a “Rock n’ Roll Detective”, is confusing, expensive, mean-spirited, giant piece of shit from a butt. BUT it does feature Gilbert Gottfried as Howard Stern, Vince Neil as a dead rock star Ed O’Neil as a disco detective, an animatronic koala, Robert Englund as a murderous Billy Idol, Morris Day, Lauren Holly, Tone Loc, and one of my favorite character actors – David Patrick Kelly. Join us as we talk about massive financial disasters, the lost art of a successful soundtrack attached to a box office bomb, and the hard transition from the 80s to the 90s. Folks, it’s a strange one.

Music featured on this ‘sode:
Namu – Edict of Absolution

Toilet Radio 638 – Shitass Charlotte Aug 12, 2026

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This week on Toilet Radio: We’re talking about a dungeon synth festival coming up at the Overlook Hotel that we wanna go to real bad. The decimation of music publications continues unobstructed. Brooklyn Vegan, Revolver, and other publications have been gutted by the private equity machine, this time helmed by something called “Veeps” owned by legendarily bad band Good Charlotte. Let’s dive in and learn what the hell Veeps is and what these Madden freaks are up to. IN OTHER NEWS, the bass player from Five Finger Death Punch is also getting licks in on Phil Labonte for being stupid. Aw man, now even Martin’s scoring on me. Marty Friedman is living his anime dreams and Ghost and RZA are working on a new VHS movie. Folks…. it’s a good one. Join us next week for something completely different.

Music featured on this ‘sode:
Maidenhead – Death March

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