Quorators

Latest Episodes:

Why Don't We Raise Hippos For Meat? w/ Katie Rose Leon May 29, 2023

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Comedians Alex Ptak and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include:

How Big Would A Bird Have To Be For You To Be Really Scared Of It?

Atheists, Imagine You're Going Skydiving With A Christian Baby...

Is Marriage Just Another Way For Women To Exploit Men?

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Check out Katie's music show @ http://patreon.com/stupidmusicplease

Get even more Quorators @ http://patreon.com/quorators

Send quoras and qommunicate on our discord https://discord.gg/7pPYuKuYCr

Watch the show on http://youtube.com/@quorators

Listen to Alex's audio drama series Theater of Delights https://soundcloud.com/theaterofdelights/sets/season-5-gran-nidorino

Why Does Elon Musk Never Give Up? May 22, 2023

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Comedians Alex Ptak and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include:

I fired my employee for eating a hamburger during his lunch break. Was I within my rights?

Why can't Laura Ingraham close her mouth fully (her teeth are always showing)?

If I want to drive to Alaska but am not allowed in Canada because of my felonies, what can I do? It is my constitutional right to visit a state in my country. I cannot afford to fly.

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Get even more Quorators @ http://patreon.com/quorators

Send quoras and qommunicate on our discord https://discord.gg/7pPYuKuYCr

Watch the show on http://youtube.com/@quorators

Listen to Alex's audio drama series Theater of Delights https://soundcloud.com/theaterofdelights/sets/season-5-gran-nidorino

WE LAUNCHED A PATREON! (plus a teaser for the first episode!) May 18, 2023

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Get in, sport, we launched a Patreon!

In this first episode of Quorators + we dive into the worlds of reddit and nextdoor.app. Also we are both kind of sick. That's part of it, that's a feature.

Watch or listen to the full episode over @ patreon.com/Quorators

Could Thick Abs Stop A Knife Injury? w/ Josh Nasser May 15, 2023

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Comedians Alex Ptak and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include:

If I saw an angelic orb that switches from white to black is it possible for it to be holy evil?

Have you ever been forced to pee your pants or someone told you to pee your pants?

Am I in the right to not say hi back to cashiers in variety stores when in 2 stores I noticed they never say hi to anyone else, only to me as if they're targeting me because I look miserable?

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Follow Josh on instagram @noshjasser

Send quoras and qommunicate on our discord https://discord.gg/7pPYuKuYCr

Watch the show on http://youtube.com/@quorators

Listen to Alex's audio drama series Theater of Delights https://soundcloud.com/theaterofdelights/sets/season-5-gran-nidorino

Would NASA Fire You If They Found Out You're A Flat Earther? May 08, 2023

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Comedians Alex Ptak and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include:

I'm 14 years old and have smoked 3 puffs of a cigarette. Will I get cancer or will my lungs be damaged?

How come there is no one living in Africa if that is where human beings evolved?

If you farted inside a jar, closed it quickly, and opened it 10 years later, would you be able to still smell it?

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Send quoras and qommunicate on our discord https://discord.gg/7pPYuKuYCr

Watch the show on http://youtube.com/@quorators

Listen to Alex's audio drama series Theater of Delights https://soundcloud.com/theaterofdelights/sets/season-5-gran-nidorino

Is It A Criminal Offence For A Beautiful Young Woman To Give Away Beer? May 01, 2023

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Comedians Alex Ptak and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include:

How do I make my bladder weak so I pee without control?

Are the Bible's promises for the future too good to be true?

Do onions work as well as garlic for repelling vampires?

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Send quoras and qommunicate on our discord https://discord.gg/7pPYuKuYCr

Watch the show on http://youtube.com/@quorators

Listen to Alex's audio drama series Theater of Delights https://soundcloud.com/theaterofdelights/sets/season-5-gran-nidorino

Should Girls Skateboard? w/ Carmen Lagala Apr 24, 2023

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Comedians Alex Ptak and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include:

What would you do if your wife allows you to do polygamy?

When women give birth, why don't they have a natural instinct to clean their babies with their mouths?

What is the most evil theorem in mathematics?

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Send quoras and qommunicate on our discord https://discord.gg/7pPYuKuYCr

Watch the show on http://youtube.com/@quorators

Follow Carmen on Instagram @ carmstagrams

How Does One Break The Glass On A Slam Dunk? w/ Max Ogle Apr 17, 2023

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Comedians Alex Ptak and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include:

Is it possible for a soccer player to mold his hair in a way so he can hold the ball and have it balance on his head and just run into the goal? Anything is possible but would it score a point?

What are some of the best train conversations?

If someone got out of their car in a rage, grabbed a tire iron and headed to your car, would you take out your gun?

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Watch the show on http://youtube.com/@quorators

Check out Max on the Theater of Delights podcast season 3 (and 5 coming soon)

What Are The Advantages Of Being Ugly? w/ Ben Doyle Apr 10, 2023

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Comedians Alex Ptak and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include:

Where do alligators go when they die?

I smell very bad. Everywhere I go people breathe heavily because of me and say it smells bad...

Why is it dangerous for stowaways to hide in wheel well of an airliner?

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