Pussy Fart Gang

188: A. Very. Brady. Pandemic. Dec 02, 2020

Despite every Big Tech trying their damnedest to prevent this weeks episode from being recorded, with the help of real true crime and a little holiday magic, we did it! We’re dropping some hot holiday tips, like the ideal snacks to keep your murderer/survivalist blood sugar up. Plus an in-depth look at the best made for TV holiday film of 1988. And the greatest Christmas miracle of all, we FINALLY are realizing our dream of knowing someone on the ID network. Grab the peanut butter, open your favorite famous person flavored beverage, turn the heat up to 100 and settle in for this long, rock hard winter.
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187: Do Stuff. Make Money. Nov 25, 2020

It’s a Thanksgiving giggle fest as Megan and Wendi whip up the perfect recipe for a Covid-free family orgy, spill the not-so-secret ingredients of a classic bubbly beverage PLUS, the girls construct a plan to transform vacant property lots into Paula Abdul reenactment sites. Your Moms wish you a Happy Thanksgiving and remind you to stay safe by keeping your friends at least two steps back and at gunpoint when necessary.
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186: Escape To New York Nov 18, 2020

Pop your favorite stimulant and get ready for a throw back. Wendi’s in New York for the week! Megan’s back in St. Louis doing her part to keep the energy drink market afloat. Wendi turns back into the true New Yorker she is by drinking the finest locally made kombucha and drinking in a post-apocolyptic bar with a pre-pubescent day trader high on life. And cocaine. Speaking of cocaine, your moms dive deep into addiction. Remember kiddos, it doesn’t have to be illegal for you to develop a fun and crippling dependency on it.

185: Loosening Your Grasp Nov 11, 2020

Settling back into the grips of a subversively uneventful government, Megan scours mobile food menus while Wendi attempts to craft family friendly McConaughey material. PLUS, they rally against reading before bed and answer the age-old question ‘What is Bigfoot is an ALIEN?!?’ Pop your top button and prepare to feel pretty alright all through the night.
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184: Lies & Rhymes: Presidential Election Disorientation Nov 04, 2020

This week, enjoy a blissfully ignorant episode from the past. Recorded in the early mid-morning hours of Election Day, listen to your moms as we come to you from the past. Are we in full on Civil War? Callers, call in! Wendi is deep in the heart of Texas on a business trip. Has she been murdered by masked villains? Or unmasked villains? Either way, fingers crossed we’re all murdered. Megan gets all snuggled up in the basement bunker listening to her favorite musical artist Lil’ Pump waiting for the end of days.We hope you all voted. We hope you’re all safe. And we hope no matter what the outcome of the election, we’ll all be meeting up soon at the PFG compound.
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183: Buck Toothed Cunts Oct 28, 2020

It’s a laydeeez night morning when Megan has the spooky sounding house to herself and Wendi is ready to run over so the girls can cover themselves in Halloween Hummus! Grab a bunch of carrots and get ready to jump down the rabbit hole with your chubby bunny Moms.
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182: Hot Milk Tik Tok Oct 21, 2020

With their insides rotting from moldy bread and market trash soup, Megan and Wendi spit up some midwest pizza chat, spell out the specifics of cat approved laptops PLUS threaten listeners and callers with the Hot Milk Mouth challenge.
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181: In Defense of Cocaine Oct 14, 2020

In this emotional and electronically glitchy episode, Megan and Wendi tout the benefits of street drugs vs pharmaceuticals, smoking vs mask wearing PLUS bring you latest and craziest from the Epoch Times!!
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180: Rods, Bods & Gods Oct 07, 2020

Less than a month away from the US Presidential Election, Megan & Wendi gaslight themselves with the latest conspiracy theory THEN highlight the lesser known ‘Crunchy Wet Salad’ party. PLUS, the girls discover a Jesus approved child rearing guide, make the case for interspecies love AND bond over the floppy tongued, blind old men in their lives! Hike up your undercarriage covers, pick out your safe word and let your Moms fill you with the golden rod of the love of God.
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179: Breakfast Sauce Sep 30, 2020

It’s another punchy slumber party that was recorded while the girls cackle on a full size bed and into one single microphone. After a close encounter with a constitutionally condoned Covid denier, Megan spits out her favorite soupy morning treat and fingernail shames Sebastian. THEN, Wendi gets choked up talking about her new man and bubbles over with excitement at the thought of a romantic, pre-dinner, simulated face rape.
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178: Pussy, Go Inside!! Sep 23, 2020

We have officially entered spooooooky season so gather round the campfire, toss in any unused butt plugs and let your Moms scare you to sleep with the classic horror stories ‘Bloodiest Birthday’ and ‘Murderous Mexico Marriage’. PLUS, Megan and Wendi shout out their favorite muppet comedian THEN, school you on proper etiquette when delivering a package or fucking a fake family member!!
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177: Eat Coffee, Smoke Shit Sep 16, 2020

Recording during Prime BM Time, Megan & Wendi are in their separate homes but equal juiced up over one of the greatest grooming films of the 90’s, Jet Pack Men and deeply pulled ass muscles. Cue up the laugh track and get ready to hang with your Mothers and heroes.
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176: Weeshee On The Roof Sep 09, 2020

Your Moms are finally together and disturbingly distracted by an undulating shadow monster on the roof of a spooky (and way too close for comfort) abandoned building. Can Megan and Wendi overcome their fears and cool it down long enough to record a coherent episode OR will they continuously scream like teenage banshees trying to figure out if they are being taunted by a ghoul, a goblin or a gosh-dang Goldblum?!?
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175: The Rug Is Drugs Sep 02, 2020

After choking down their breakfast cheese and cookies, your Moms lay out plans to gobble up cute goats and free beer together in St Louis. THEN, Wendi recaps her first outdoor shows and Megan unravels the secrets of a Moroccan drug ring that showed up at the front door of her new home.
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174: Water Cop Moms Aug 26, 2020

Mix up your favorite low-calorie 90’s powdered beverage and prepare to get goofy with your overly hydrated Moms. After Megan & Wendi remind you to drink your dang water, they fumble their way through current and horrifying events THEN smooth out the details of their plans to get rich from their sickeningly sweet corn covered feet.
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173: Narcan't Do Nite Nite Aug 19, 2020

LISTENER ADVISORY: This episode was recorded while Megan and Wendi sat crossed-legged on a bed, casually passing each other a single microphone and copious droplets of Covid-19. In between cackling like incestuous witches under a crescent moon, your Moms spit out tips for finding drugs, rubbing tums PLUS lay down a classic R&B track to put a little boom boom in your nite nite.
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172: Cool It Off, Cool It Down Aug 12, 2020

Fired up for their future as a twin sister skanking duo, Megan and Wendi spoil your day by talking about blockbuster films and Russian vaccines. PLUS, they get so stuck on consensual sibling fingering and people living in walls that they forget their very own catch phrase!!
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171: Sweet Body Moves Aug 05, 2020

Run down by indigestion and picked nerves, Megan and Wendi conjure Piglet and The Bitch to bring you the mediocre’est in sports, world news, economics and a sex ed lesson for the kiddos. PLUS, your moms drool out tips for surviving the zombie apocalypse and squeal until you shove some sizzling bacon into your craw.
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170: Tacky Lunchmeat Jul 29, 2020

After the reveal of a mutually shocking plot twist in their lives, Megan & Wendi talk DIY door locks, hidden kitty jungle puzzles and salt-of-the-earth meth heads. Crack open a back-bottom claw and take a body temp snack break with your two favorite moms.
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169: How More Happen Me?? Jul 22, 2020

This week, your Moms work to dig themselves out of the pit when Wendi activates her search for a place to live and Megan accepts her fate as the owner of a blind dog with the gift (curse?) of eternal life.
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168: DO NOT LISTEN Jul 15, 2020

With their clits declawed and leg fur removed, Megan and Wendi cook up a modern day fairy tale before busting open the over-priced cabinet doors on the juiciest furniture-based child trafficking scandals.
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167: STINKBOX Jul 08, 2020

Up early after a combined 8 hours of sleep, Megan and Wendi actively push through the voices telling them to “end it all” and come out the other side reeking of rodents and stuffed with pizza grease. PLUS, your moms explain the stock market, call out white South Africans AND reveal the dark art of regenerating your damaged bones and body parts at a frighteningly loop-jumping pace.
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166: Bad Buys and Loud Birds Jul 01, 2020

Your moms are back and more unhinged than ever! After a week of dealing with family drama worthy of its own true crime series, Megan reaches the highest level of exhaustion while possibly discovering a diet plan more effective than Noom and Flat Belly Tea combined. THEN, Wendi confronts her cat’s bully and outs herself as a daytime TV devotee and NYC real estate whistle blower. PLUS, they give you tips to identify the bad guys in YOUR LIFE and uncover a possible Kars 4 Kids crime ring!!
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165: Your Moms Still Love You!! Jun 24, 2020

Due to a last minute family emergency that necessitated travel, your moms were unable to record a fresh episode, but we’ll be back next week! In the meantime, check out the Patreon and these organizations that we love:
G.L.I.T.S.
https://www.glitsinc.org
Color of Change
https://colorofchange.org
Shout out to OG member @jd_heathen for creating the disturbing IG account @pfgsounds and the FB GROUP: Pussy Fart Gang Gang
***
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164: Vusiness Benture Jun 17, 2020

After being held at gunpoint for a vodka soda, Megan is faced with the grownup responsibilities of homeownership and caring for an elderly parent. Wendi tries to help by suggesting a stair-stepping challenge then pushes out a super shitty fund raising campaign.
***
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***
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163: Sentient Beer Can 4 President Jun 10, 2020

The world is on fire and your moms believe the only hope for our future might be a discarded Coors Light and a beloved tire company. Amidst their mission to do good in a world on fire, Megan puts a puppy in prison to inspire philanthropy and Wendi gets propositioned with a dairy based orgy. PLUS, your moms finally hear the sweet sounds of the simulation THEN emphatically endorse a discarded Coors Light and beloved tire company as the only candidates that can welcome us back into a bright future… and more.
***
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***
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NeW pOdCaSt: IG: @iloveyou.please.stop
“Funny Pains” available NOW on Amazon Prime, Google Play, Fandango Now and Vimeo

162: Tits For Brains Jun 03, 2020

It finally happened. Megan and Wendi have gone the way of fat guys selling supplements when they go off the deep into conspiracy theories surrounding the world’s chaotic events PLUS call out greedy trillionaires and their titty monster girlfriends. Your moms hope you are staying safe and continuing to not be a filthy, hateful racist.
***
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***
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**Wendi Starling**
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NeW pOdCaSt: IG: @iloveyou.please.stop
“Funny Pains” available NOW on Amazon Prime, Google Play, Fandango Now and Vimeo

161: Oopsie Whoopsies May 27, 2020

This weeks, your Moms get professional with an on-the-scene bike reporter to keep you abreast of the issues facing mildly inconvenienced white people. THEN, Megan sexually harasses an innocent passerby from her open-air studio and Wendi reluctantly admits that her latest booze purchase may have been a mistake. Have the girls veered completely off the rails, or are they merely stuck in a time portal that is slowly but surely pulling them back into the 90’s??
***
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***
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**************
Friday, May 29th 7pm EST : ‘Funny Pains’ Watch Party w/ Q&A
**link**
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160: Suicide By Hammer May 20, 2020

It’s day bingle-di-boop of quarantine and the girls have officially lost their minds. After a mid-show shit break, Wendi admits to chronically forgetting about her menses and Megan plots to boulder climb her way into the murderous ocean. PLUS, tips on how to knead more bread into your favorite keto meals AND a seXXXy new way for chicks to talk about making the ‘man in the canoe’ vomit all over himself.
***
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***
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159: Pyramid Screams May 13, 2020

After agitating the local Scientologists, Megan plots to flip a murder to a gang rape and Wendi revolts against the government’s attempt to restrict her freedom to love cats and free breathing. PLUS, the girls shake up the fledging amusement park industry AND take a dip into the cheesy world of DIY pedicures.
***
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***
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158: Back Bottom Throat May 06, 2020

Recorded on Cinco de Mayo, day Gobbldigoop of Quarantine, Megan and Wendi snitch on their recent Social Distancing nazi encounters THEN attempt to formulate an explosive conspiracy theory that involves superheroes, 90’s TV stars and a civil rights hero. PLUS, the girls take a deep dive into the sharks of Urban Dictionary and remind you to chill out and gracefully wide the gnarly waves of 2020 without completely prolapsing your back bottom throats.
***
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***
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157: Suckciety Apr 29, 2020

**Not sure what what happened, but this should have both audio like the Soundcloud feed. Sorry and thank you!**
Megan unwraps her broken ankle only to discover that her body has morphed into a magical dairy factory AND, Wendi maps out her virtual world tour of self-esteem melting Zoom stand up comedy!! PLUS, the girls lay out plans to takeover the chickie & bisckie riddled patriarchy with baby giggles and classic, 1970’s classroom based sitcoms.
***
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***
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156: Taint Terrors Apr 22, 2020

Recorded on day Schlebegevin of Quarantine, this episode calls out
dick sucking leaf blowers and social media genital flashers. THEN, Megan and Wendi taint the town red with yet another brilliant film franchise featuring the legendary Tommy Lee Jones as a tiny soldier with an enormous hunger for flesh. PLUS, the girls accidentally reveal their partnership with the subversively devisive 5G movement.
***
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***
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155: Descent to the Blottom Apr 15, 2020

It’s been over a month since we all have gone spelunking into global quarantine and the girls are a little loopy. This week, Megan threatens to marry a listener with hopes of exposing and embarrassing her body on national television and Wendi sweeps suicide to the side with the powerful sleeve of a fancy, satin sheet dress. PLUS, your Moms bake up some fresh gippy biscuits THEN accidentally reveal their subversive Patreon tracking system.
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***
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154: Breaking Under Quarantine Apr 08, 2020

The Pandemic plot thickens when Megan breaks her ankle doing a less-than-cool activity and Wendi has a loneliness induced psychotic break. PLUS, your Moms attempt to explain global policy and barter rare gemstones for medical procedures.
***
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***
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153: Six Figure Dick Apr 01, 2020

Recorded on day 16 of Quarantine, this episode covers everything from telephone scams to proper use of gloves AND all the ways in which mayo can enrich your lives. Cover your faces, because Megan and Wendi are spewing their juicy droplets from here to the vodka covered ice thrones of Scandinavia.
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152: No Money. No Words. No Time. Mar 25, 2020

Recorded on Day 9 of the Quarantine, Wendi reports form NYC while Megan crouches in a hot car in Southern California. The girls update each other on their current conditions THEN bring you an exclusive interview from Megan’s friend Villar, who is on heavy lockdown in Spain. Wash your hands, tighten your masks and get ready to enjoy another rogue radio hour brought to you by Coors Light and Big Banana.
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151: Suicide by SARS Mar 18, 2020

Hey Gang. Your Moms are not gonna say they told ya so BUT, they kinda fuckin’ did. In the last week, it seems like humanity’s understanding of it’s own existence has unhinged wider than a fudge-packed, gaping bodily orifice. Things are intense outta the gate as Wendi is under quarantine in NYC and Megan stops partway through her solo, cross country road trip to ask herself the timeless philosophical question: WHAT THE FUCK AM I DOING?!? Plus, the girls are joined by very special guest and Megan’s OK buddy, ELI!! If we use enough exclamation points, will we be able to touch our own fucking faces!!?!!
***
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***
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150: ILYPS Bonus Ep: Get a Grip on Your Shoes, Get a Grip on Your Life Mar 17, 2020

Hey Everybody!
It's Wendi. Because of the global chaos, I'm releasing today's episode of my solo pod "I Love You, Please Stop" through the PFG feed. Just wanted to give you a head's up that everything is fine and that Megan is still alive and we are releasing a new ep of our show tomorrow.
Your Moms love you very much. Wash your hands and stay inside.
***
Holy shit. The world is pumping it’s brakes so hard we’ve pretty much flipped upside down but fear not, your friendly neighborhood alley cat is here to help you navigate your new life in quarantine. Wendi lays out some basic guidlines that will keep you clean and relatively sane. PLUS, hot tips for at-home footwear and figuring out whether you are more of a psychopath or sociopath.
FOLLOW WENDI!!
IG: @wendibird82
Twitter: @wendistarling
FOLLOW THE SHOW!!
IG: @iloveyou.pleasestop
@befranknetwork
@soundloungeny
And pretty please rate, review and share.
ALSO, dm Wendi with your questions! She loves to hear from you and pinky swears to try and be helpful.
Thank you!!
Love ya!!
Remember to shower, put on some shoes and wash your hands.
xoxo

149: Course Load To The Face Mar 11, 2020

Get out your notebooks and prepare to be schooled in everything from medical science to philosophy to Limp F*cking Bizkit. Between Wendi quarantined in NYC and Megan surviving multiple assaults in St Louis,
it’s a magical mystery that they STILL manage to become acutely infected with an idea that is sure to be an award winning, critically acclaimed sequel to Baby Geniuses. Grab your Walkman, a fistful of 3 dollar bills and for humanity’s sake, WASH YOUR GOD FORSAKEN HANDS.
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148: Everything On Everything Mar 04, 2020

The girls have got Coronavirus Fever and hot tips on how to avoid catching the disease or a sword to the chest. PLUS, Megan and Wendi bleed at the mouth over al dente dips and international fast food before getting serious about a possibly disastrous end to life as we know it.
But, will the girls be able to successfully join forces with the pizza loving Nimba Turbles in time to save the planet from Master Bezos?!?
***
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SEE THIS BITCH LIVE!!
‘Glamourpuss’
Saturday, March 7th 8pm at Zinc Bar
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'I Love You, Please Stop' Launch Party!!
Thursday, March 12th
9pm-11pm (Show running time. We’re for sure gonna hang and party.)
Where:
Gold Bar
389 Broome St
New York, NY 10013
Line-up:
Krystyna Hutchinson (Guys We F*cked, The Voices in Our Heads, Comedy Central, Tru TV)
Mara Marek (Happy Never After)
Mehran Khaghani (Comedy Central, HBO, Tru TV)
**Super Secret Guests TBA
Tickets:
$45 presale: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/i-love-you-please-stop-launch-party-tickets-97750035989
$75 at the door
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147: Flat Daddy Feb 26, 2020

In an unexpectedly spooky turn of events, the girls scare the shit out of each other THEN are possessed by yet ANOTHER genius movie idea that will be an absolute tank of a vehicle for a certain big-dicked Mad Man. It seems like, through this film franchise, Megan and Wendi have finally found their lives calling BUT, will their dreams of banging a 90’s nazi demon inflate to fruition OR be completely steamrolled by a light-moving poltergeist and wall-busting new neighbor?!?
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146: Think About It Feb 19, 2020

This weeks is extra OFF THE RAILS when Megan gets stuck in a poltergeist ghost storm that shuts down their lights, phones and recording devices. PLUS they are joined by special guest and childhood best friend of Wendi, Jonathan Grillo!! He is not only the witness of the ‘Mice on Toast’ incident, but quite possibly the drunk asshole running the Pussy Fart Gang simulation. Will his visit cause their imagined world to completely crumble and implode OR will the girls ultimately manifest themselves into a couple of fuckable babies!?!
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Saturday, March 7th 8pm at Zinc Bar
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145: Big & Delicious Feb 12, 2020

Once the girls acquiesce to the grossly blatant reality that BIG PHONE is not even trying to hide their spy tactics, the girls spout off even more nonsense in attempt to confuse the little pocket spies. THEN, Megan reveals Wendi to be a friendly liar AND Wendi reveals Megan to be a seashell wiper! PLUS, is Carson Daly the only one who can help the duo fight & defeat the dreaded BIG DON!?!
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144: Phecious Phestival Feb 05, 2020

After a secreting a mysteriously black substance from the seams of her skin, Megan weighs the pros and cons of western medicine vs. a slab of rose quartz in the cunt. Then, Wendi wonders if a chain of Waffle & Whiskey themed whorehouses will help Nick Lachey’s financial woes.
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143: Jukebox Nightmare Jan 29, 2020

The girls (mostly Wendi) joke about living in a simulation but this week, it becomes a frightening reality when Megan realizes she maybe be trapped in a ska themed, Truman Show-like hellscape. PLUS, the harrowing tale of a restaurant shoot out and a heartfelt tribute to our generation’s most beloved rapists.
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142: Moms, Maybe??? Jan 22, 2020

Forever determined to be mildly successful at literally anything, Megan & Wendi dip their tooters into the untapped markets of cooter jewelry and travel-sized cooking lube. PLUS, slick tips for making new friends and adopting elderly children!! Episode Challenge: See how long you can listen before your face sweats and your stomach flips…
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141: The Seams of Your Skin Jan 15, 2020

The girls are especially giggly this week when Megan pisses herself with joy over her new day job and Wendi is seriously not even a little bit mad about being cucked by a lazy-eyed mother of three. PLUS, poorly constructed metaphors involving rollercoasters AND cockroaches!! Throw on an extra Poise Pad, tighten those skin seams and join them, shan’t you??
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140: Gussy Gart Gang Jan 08, 2020

Turn the volume all the way down and g-g-get ready to enjoy the phorniest episode yet. After the girls dole out keys to sentence success, Megan brags about her air mattress experience and Wendi reports the latest in world news. PLUS, find out if one of your favorite songs was ever used as a torture tool in an infamous, bayside prison camp!!
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139: Cat Dad Bods Jan 01, 2020

It’s their first day apart after a 5-day slumber party on the Upper East Side and Megan & Wendi are still coming down from the high of mushrooms, bagels and bottom back bart fumes. But a vacation hangover can’t keep the girls down!! They help you kick off 2020 by binging on Karen Carpenter diet tips, fashion advice for single parent wannabe hookers PLUS another genius film franchise that will employ 2 hot dads and a cat.
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138: True As Trash Dec 26, 2019

Holed up together in fire, and possibly environmental, hazard of an apartment on the Upper East Side, Megan and Wendi make trash can jewelry and dine on dried goods in celebration of a little known white trash holiday. And yeah, this episode is 36 hours late but come on, give 'em a break, it's the unholy Christmas After Day!!
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137: Podcast Go Boom Boom Dec 18, 2019

In an effort to be slightly less unhinged, the girls slow things down in attempt to create the world’s first ever Pause-cast. Megan chips away at various survival tactics while snowed into her house and out of her car, and Wendi reveals the ooey, gooey details of her French fitness secrets!! Now, lie back, close your eyes (unless you’re driving, or at work or basically any place that’s not your bed) and join the Pussy Fart Gang as they practice zen buddhism by recording an ENTIRE episode without using judgment of any kind.
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136: Pissy Pre-Teens Dec 11, 2019

This girls are off the rails this week, releasing bodily fluids and the blueprint for their tongue-themed, British-fusion restaurant ‘Body ‘eat’. PLUS, Wendi touts the benefits of childhood drug use and Megan recounts the harrowing tale of surviving a brewery train crash!!
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135: Canned Chicken Rapist Dec 04, 2019

This week the girls dish out budget friendly cooking and guide for safely bathing with a loved one. THEN, Megan celebrates her depression induced weight loss and Wendi lists the top 3 worst things about rape. PLUS the duo toys with the idea of a very hooker Christmas.
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Saturday December 7th 8pm
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134: Dirty Durstie Cronuts Nov 27, 2019

Dirty Durstie Cronuts
It’s an extra loopy rollercoaster of an episode this week when Megan and Wendi record while under the influence of sleeplessness and breakfast beer. After trading tales of public shame eating, the girls funnel their genius into a Durst brothers themed kitchen AND sex toy PLUS they punch through a few pages of a dumbf*ck sh*tc*nt self-help book.
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133: Everything Hurts and I Love It Nov 20, 2019

It’s a surprise group therapy session when Megan and Wendi are joined by extra special guest Josh Hayden (@jd_heathen). The trio dissects everything from crippling anxiety and depression to age-appropriate horse fucking PLUS 'Welcome Back Kotter' parody porn!! Get ready to let yourself soak in a warm, gooey bath of good old fashioned friendship.
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132: Surfboard Assault Nov 13, 2019

This week, the girls do their medium’ist to record while their faces are packed with and leaking trash. Megan is back in Orange County where she slowly morphs into a surfboard and Wendi exploits her own trauma for literally tens of dollars in NYC. Get the inside scoop on why we shouldn’t immediately hate our friends’ significant others, how to be a woke rapist PLUS, find out which celebrity was straight up asking for it at the infamous rape show!!
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131: Vickie Titz Nov 06, 2019

High on cold meds and dick, Megan and Wendi get amped for their latest money making scheme: A 90's wannabe hardcore coverband fronted by a multi-colored mullet man. PLUS, the girls uncover (and evade) the CIA's latest plan to recruit astronaut hooker spies!!
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130: Jumpstart Your Life Oct 30, 2019

It’s a real tear and dick jerker of an episode this week when Megan opens up about the some real shitty shit and Wendi unknowingly invites her friends to proud’ish boys comedy show. On the bright side, the girls return to their selfish help roots and charge full speed ahead to the top of the Automotive charts!!
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129: Cance of Chancer Oct 23, 2019

Fresh off the treadmill and Morning News, Wendi and Megan come in HOT touting the benefits of Gatorade, the health risks of cardio AND they give you the rundown of their new plan the create the first ever Fitness Adventure Vacation company!! PLUS, a list of reasons why you should never, under any circumstances, apologize for anything.
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128: Bug Buds Oct 16, 2019

Spooky season is in full swing this week when Wendi narrowly escapes a real-life psychopath and Megan tries to flush a creepy crawler from her cranium!!
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127: Leird Wittle Titbits Oct 09, 2019

This week, the girls get fired up and freaked out after figuring out that Megan's therapist is trying to fuck her boyfriend and that Wendi's fitbit may have gone sentient. Plus, titbits on how to turn your dreams into riveting realities!!
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126: Hogfish Heroines Oct 02, 2019

Proving that women can be smart AND have hippie tits, Megan and Wendi conquer their cunty computers then attempt to salvage what is left of our society by taking over the DMV and vehemently discouraging gun violence. PLUS, cat fishing incels, roommate mediation and custom sex dolls snuggies.
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125: Meth Facts Sep 18, 2019

In an exceptionally unhinged episode, Megan considers living in the Zoo and Wendi commits her life to watching her cat on closed caption TV.

124: Basement Baby Pizza Sep 11, 2019

After evading the iTunes Decency Department, Megan and Wendi are back to sniffing baby bellies, flashing helpless cats PLUS the girls take a strong political stance against the monsters that run the world. Can these idiots really help fill in the wealth gap? Or will they be arrested for their attempts to share the opulence and privilege of the 1% with the pizza-loving people?!?
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123: Moldy Chassy Sep 04, 2019

After discovering her vibrator exposed on the bedroom floor, Megan questions whether it was left out a sign of aggression OR if her pocket rocket has been causing mischief on its own. PLUS, the girls get clinical about genital quadrant care AND uncover the unsettling reason Wendi can not stop obsessing over watercolor paintings.

122: Pudge Fackers Aug 28, 2019

Joined by their special animal friends, Megan and Wendi burp up their secrets to achieve eternal heartburn and plan their triumphant return to inner depths of Uranus.

121: Pastatutes: The Movie Aug 21, 2019

In their final hours together, Megan and Wendi huddle around one mic and reminisce about the past week in St. Louis, then spew out a brilliant carb-based motion picture franchise. PLUS, sexy ways to avoid animal attacks, benefits of meth fudge and a celebration of all the hidden treasures in Uranus!!

120: Dry Riplet Aug 14, 2019

Megan and Wendi are finally together, yelling into one microphone at an Airbnb in St. Louis and too distracted by tuna burritos & scratch-offs to write a clever episode description.

119: White Claw & Nose Beer Aug 07, 2019

Summer heats up when Megan survives a daytime drug binge and Wendi sprays down strangers with a dog park hose. PLUS, fashion tips to make you look rich, cellulite free snack ideas and a foolproof plan for the perfect party kitchen!

118: The Blair Watch Pod Jul 31, 2019

What starts as a silly joke rapidly becomes the frightening reality of this episode when one of their lives is in very real danger. Did Megan and Wendi manifest the first ever Blair Witch Podcast!?!

117: Miss Percy Pestergrast Jul 24, 2019

Jump on the Percy Fart Train as co-conductors Megan and Wendi have full blown mental breakdowns due to lack of sleep and sweltering heat. They babble on about foul mouthed toddlers, prostitute cops and try to figure out the legal definition of 'hippie tits'.
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116: Bitch & Piglet Jul 17, 2019

Your moms are finally back together! Armed with sports bras and microphones, Megan and Wendi venture into the blackhole of Limp Bizkit’s origins, then surrender to Noom’s social media marketing campaigns. PLUS, they tout the benefits of indoor smoking and living your best life out of pure spite!
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115: Fleetwood Scat Jul 10, 2019

This week, Wendi talks Pride pool parties, peak drinking experiences and 70’s cover band tunes with her son and super special co-host, Tyler Mead!!
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114: Cocaine and Cactus Jul 03, 2019

It’s another throwback episode! Travel back in time and listen in as Megan and Wendi get hopped up on Miami culture, take a dip in the community toilet and have their very first-and completely unintentional-guest!
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113: In The Smell Jun 26, 2019

Consummate professionals, the girls record while Megan comes out of her sleepy time Robotrip and Wendi gets high on Sudafed and kitty liter. They go deep into the dumb and hatch a brilliant lottery scheme, write a throwback 90's art house film and deliver a cool (and possibly illegal) new way to get your vitamins.

112: Swingin' Grief Dick Jun 19, 2019

Your moms are back together for a real tear and dick jerker. Megan dabbles in dildos to deal with a family tragedy while Wendi offers support by pretending to know about sports.

111: Worst of the First Jun 12, 2019

Due to unforeseen circumstances, Megan and Wendi were unable to record a fresh ep this week, but fear not! These two psychos have audio of their phone calls from over 3 years ago, so they are going against the grain and releasing a "Worst of" from one of the first times they attempted to record a conversation.

110: Angry and Wet Jun 05, 2019

High and tight off the miraculous the release of last week’s episode, Megan and Wendi are up bright and early talking sex tapes, kid skin lamps and DIY boil lancing.
Pretty please check out (and hopefully join) our Patreon page: http://patreon.com/pfgpod You get extra footage of us screwing around together AND alone! Most importantly, you are helping us pay to produce the show so... thank you!! We love ya!! **Megan Rice**
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109: Pack Your Trash May 29, 2019

Thanks to technicalogical and gynecological issues, Megan and Wendi are excited to release their very first Mashup Episode. It’s an auditory Frankenstein where even the intro song plays at the wrong time! The girls talk booze and beans, hatch a brilliant new marketing scheme PLUS uncover yet another monstrous trait they share.
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You get extra footage of us screwing around together AND alone!
Most importantly, you are helping us pay to produce the show so... thank you!! We love ya!!
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SEE THIS BITCH LIVE!!
Thursday June 20th 730pm at Zinc Bar
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108: Zero Percent Cum May 22, 2019

In classic summertime fashion, the girls are joggin' in jeans, cuttin' out carbs and droppin’ those G’s as Megan prepares to fill in for a missing Groomsman and Wendi attempts to shrink her imaginary tumor. PLUS abortion banter, cartoon porn and the lighthearted tale of a near death experience.

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Most importantly, you are helping us pay to produce the show so... thank you!! We love ya!!
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Saturday, May 25th 730pm at Zinc Bar

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107: Preciation May 15, 2019

Preciation

The girls really ‘ppreciate their femininity this week when they talk skincare, summer wear, giant tits and Limp Bizkit. PLUS, Megan gets a surprise drop in from her Father in law while Wendi shares her latest whorror story.

Pretty please check out (and hopefully join) our Patreon page:
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You get extra footage of us screwing around together AND alone!
Most importantly, you are helping us pay to produce the show so... thank you!! We love ya!!
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SEE THIS BITCH LIVE!!

Saturday, May 25th 730pm at Zinc Bar

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106: Knifepoint Blow Job May 08, 2019

Megan publicly pisses her pants in the name of feminism and recalls her roughed up romance with a male bimbo. Then, Wendi sprinkles a trail of clues that suggest she might be dating someone who is hiding a super secret identity. PLUS, they break down the difference between BDSM and A-B-U-S-E!!

105: Crew Cut Private May 01, 2019

It finally happened: their new producer (them) lost the some audio from a morning recording session, so the girls reconvene to record a second episode after equally exhausting days of baking and banging. Fueled by Whiskey and Red Bull (sugar free, duh), Megan and Wendi compare inner thigh hairstyles, uncover the REAL reason Jesus died on the cross THEN, all heaven breaks loose when a secret between the two is shared for the very first time. PLUS, fun ways to use your tampon applicators that don't involve blood!

104: Shortbread Toiletpaper Apr 26, 2019

Your moms are back together! Megan absolutely crushes her first Farmer's Market and Wendi succumbs to societal pressure by altering the appearance of her undercarriage.

103: BONUS EP: I'm Sorry There Are Childern Here Apr 24, 2019

Due to scheduling conflicts, Megan and Wendi were unable to record together in time to release a full episode today so they called on their son (and former guest) Tyler Mead and Sebastian to fill in as guest co-hosts! It's guerilla podcasting at it's finest when Tyler and Wendi record on a phone immediately after a blood-boiling public altercation and hatch a plan to teach the youth about the downsides of sexual assault. Your moms will be back with a full episode later this week!

102: Teeth Beef Face Butt Apr 17, 2019

In the first ever self-produced episode (we can’t believe it either), Megan and Wendi take a hard Pro-caine stance, discuss the cons and cons of traveling with a partner, then spit some sexy slang to spice up your next makeup session. PLUS, the girls get sincerely sentimental (barf) about how this very podcast has helped them achieve their goals.
TRIGGER WARNING: The audio is a little pitchy. Also, lotta fart talk.

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Most importantly, you are helping us pay to produce the show so... thank you!! We love ya!!
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Wendi Starling

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Saturday, April 27th 730pm at Zinc Bar

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101: Humididick Apr 10, 2019

Megan and Wendi dig into the touchy subject of massage parlor etiquette, spiral out over the latest carb-less pasta trend PLUS a serious discussion about how to endure an overly chatty threesome.

Pretty please check out (and hopefully join) our Patreon page:

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You get extra footage of us screwing around together AND alone!

Most importantly, you are helping us pay to produce the show so... thank you!! We love ya!!

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Wendi Starling

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SEE THIS BITCH LIVE!!

Saturday, April 27th 730pm at Zinc Bar

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100: Kids With Curves Apr 03, 2019

Settling into her new city, Megan attends a local church-sanctioned fish fry and Wendi struggles with her irresponsible breakfast choices. PLUS, they uncover the origin of a McDonald’s staple and put a funky, chunky new twist on a classic charity jingle.

Pretty please check out (and hopefully join) our Patreon page:

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You get extra footage of us screwing around together AND alone!

Most importantly, you are helping us pay to produce the show so... thank you!! We love ya!!

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Wendi Starling

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SEE THIS BITCH LIVE!!

Saturday, April 27th 730pm at Zinc Bar

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99: Space Panty Chili Deposits Mar 27, 2019

Persevering through illness brought on by short-term homelessness, Megan shows off her latest Spuds MacKenzie paraphernalia and Wendi overloads on candy to maintain her new acro-yoga physique. PLUS, they design a foolproof plan to feed the masses and save humankind here on earth and beyond!

Pretty please check out (and hopefully join) our Patreon page:
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You get extra footage of us screwing around together AND alone!
Most importantly, you are helping us pay to produce the show so... thank you!! We love ya!!
Megan Rice

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Wendi Starling

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Instagram: @wendibird82

SEE THIS BITCH LIVE!!

Saturday, April 27th 730pm at Zinc Bar

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98: Suicide By Water Mar 20, 2019

Delirious from her 3 week road trip, Megan is fired up to start scheduling sex and meat pie manufacturing. Meanwhile, Wendi gets called out for hatching a prank that (hopefully) ends in the timely deaths of her and her future husband.

Pretty please check out (and hopefully join) our Patreon page:

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You get extra footage of us screwing around together AND alone!

Most importantly, you are helping us pay to produce the show so... thank you!! We love ya!!

Megan Rice

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Wendi Starling

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97: Teton Detox Mar 13, 2019

More than halfway through her homeward bound journey to St. Louis, Megan recounts her story of surviving snowshoes, chili salad and a chick named Gina. After venting about Instagram’s body shaming techniques, Wendi speculates whether or not it’s legal to engage in sexual intercourse with an intellectually challenged firefighter.

Pretty please check out (and hopefully join) our Patreon page:
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You get extra footage of us screwing around together AND alone!
Most importantly, you are helping us pay to produce the show so... thank you!! We love ya!!
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Wendi Starling

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SEE THIS BITCH LIVE!!

Saturday, March 23rd 730pm

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96: Buried and The Hendersons Mar 06, 2019

Buckle up for this week’s true crime road trip! Megan is traveling through meth country on the hunt for Bigfoot and Wendi uncovers a terrifying secret about a former fuckbud. Will they survive their irresponsible life choices or be killed and force Preston to release the first ever silent podcast?

Pretty please check out (and hopefully join) our Patreon page:
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Wendi Starling

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SEE THIS BITCH LIVE!!

Saturday, March 9th 7pm & 915pm

New York Comedy Club: newyorkcomedyclub.com

Saturday, March 23rd 730pm

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95: Freaky Fucky Feb 27, 2019

Officially homeless, Megan (@handsomepartybutt) survives off a steady diet of dried goods and Wendi (@wendibird82) hatches a scheme to masquerade as her own manager. PLUS, they squirt out another epic love story and implore you to send them drawings of dicks!

Pretty please check out (and hopefully join) our Patreon page:
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You get extra footage of us screwing around together AND alone!
Most importantly, you are helping us pay to produce the show so... thank you!! We love ya!!
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Wendi Starling

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94: Professional Female Gyno Feb 20, 2019

The girls are back and busting at the seams with anxiety and egg whites as they each move frighteningly away from creature comforts and closer to their goals. Wendi gums tuna juice while Megan begs people to stop giving her gifts.
Pull the beans out of your freezer and listen in as they panic and hatch a potential backup plan as fancy lady doctors.

Pretty please check out (and hopefully join) our Patreon page:
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93: Pussy Fat Good Feb 06, 2019

Take a break from the Ted Bundy documentaries (and fantasies, you sickos) to hear the soothing sounds of Megan’s new fancy, crotch-enhancing snow pants and bear witness as one of Wendi’s longest held beliefs is shattered before her very eyes, ears and nose. PLUS, did the government send a dead ghost alien to spy on the leaders of the PFG or is their new producer already trying to sabotage the entire operation?!?

Pretty please check out (and hopefully join) our Patreon page:
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You get extra footage of us screwing around together AND alone!
Most importantly, you are helping us pay to produce the show so... thank you!! We love ya!!

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BAKED GOODS! @mistersbakeshop
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Wendi Starling
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Instagram: @wendibird82
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92: Dead Grandma Sweater Jan 23, 2019

In this super extra special episode of Jammerz, Megan (@handsomepartybutt) and Wendi (@wendibird82) get sincere about going rogue and implore you send them your most beloved relatives. Cozy up in the adobe cunt hut with your favorite childless moms and join them in burning it all to the ground before queefing their way into the future.

91: Ghost Dick Cheese Jan 16, 2019

Things heat up in the Jammerz compound when Wendi (@wendibird82) reveals her true self by dressing like a vampire killing whore, Stephen (@thepenta) participates in planning his own lakeside demise, and Megan (@handsomepartybutt) shocks the gang when she rolls out a HUGE announcement!! PLUS, flaming hot tips for efficiently loading a moving truck, Jeff Foxworthy gameshow trivia AND innovative ways to utilize your bff’s yeast infection.

Megan Rice
Instagram: @handsomepartybutt
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Wendi Starling
Twitter: @wendistarling
Instagram: @wendibird82
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Stephen Penta
Twitter: @thepenta
Instagram: @thepenta

This weeks' end of episode Jam is NVDES "Ou La La La (All Eyes On Us)" Find all the Jammerz music features on our Spotify playlist: goo.gl/w27Q9x

Jammerz official theme music is by our talented friends at hyperballadmusic.com

90: Double Fluffed Cunts Jan 09, 2019

The Jammerz prove that time is an illusion in the SECOND New Year’s jamsesh of 2019! Megan (@handsomepartybutt) recovers from the stomach flu and staying in a haunted hotel room, Stephen (@thepenta) spills the details of his backwoods holiday, and Wendi (@wendibird82) unfolds the romantic tale of being assaulted by her one true love. PLUS, tips on shame eating, camping with kids, and creating the perfect outfit to wear when reporting your local sexual predator!

If you want to force this crew to shout you out on the show, answer your questions, or play out your own very specific performance-art masterwork get your very own JAMALAMZ at jammerzpod.com

Megan Rice
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‘ShOuT yOuR AbOrTiOn!’ get your copy here ~~~> www.shoutyourabortion.com

Wendi Starling
Twitter: @wendistarling
Instagram: @wendibird82
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submit your stories at: pricelesstails@gmail.com

Stephen Penta
Twitter: @thepenta
Instagram: @thepenta

This weeks' end of episode Jam is, of course, "Moon River" as sung by Carla Bruni. Find all the Jammerz music features on our Spotify playlist: goo.gl/w27Q9x

Jammerz official theme music is by our talented friends at hyperballadmusic.com

89: Bologna Festival Jan 02, 2019

It’s a New Year and the Jammerz are back with fresh, new, questionable advice on everything from drunk driving to dealing with anxiety and depression! PLUS, Megan (@handsomepartybutt) and Wendi (@wendibird82) lay out the compound’s Queso Hot Springs dress code and contemplate renaming the show after Stephen’s (@thepenta) hometown tubed meat celebration. Join them in kicking off 2019 by making the universe your big, gross bitch.

If you want to force this crew to shout you out on the show, answer your questions, or play out your own very specific performance-art masterwork get your very own JAMALAMZ at jammerzpod.com

Megan Rice
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‘ShOuT yOuR AbOrTiOn!’ get your copy here ~~~> www.shoutyourabortion.com

Wendi Starling
Twitter: @wendistarling
Instagram: @wendibird82
~~~~~~~~*
come see this bitch LIVE:
gLaMoUrPuSs!!
Wendi’s Birthday Show
Friday, January 4th at 730pm
Zinc Bar, NYC
Get tix: glamourpuss36.brownpapertickets.com
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Stephen Penta
Twitter: @thepenta
Instagram: @thepenta

This weeks' end of episode Jam is Idles "Television" Find all the Jammerz music features on our Spotify playlist: goo.gl/w27Q9x

Jammerz official theme music is by our talented friends at hyperballadmusic.com

88: Testosteroni Treats Dec 19, 2018

Megan (@handsomepartybutt) weighs the pros and cons of suing a former employer after getting fired for the very first time, Wendi (@wendibird82) flashes back to a walk-in cooler assault, and Stephen (@thepenta) offers tips to help protect your freelancing ass. PLUS, the importance of good work ethic, best weather for daytime drug use, AND the trio finally pops the lid off the pasta-rific source of destructive toxic masculinity.

If you want to force this crew to shout you out on the show, answer your questions, or play out your own very specific performance-art masterwork get your very own JAMALAMZ at jammerzpod.com

Megan Rice
Instagram: @handsomepartybutt
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‘ShOuT yOuR AbOrTiOn!’ get your copy here ~~~> www.shoutyourabortion.com

Wendi Starling
Twitter: @wendistarling
Instagram: @wendibird82
~~~~~~~~*
come see this bitch LIVE:
gLaMoUrPuSs!!
Wendi’s Birthday Show
Friday, January 4th at 730pm
Zinc Bar, NYC
Get tix: glamourpuss36.brownpapertickets.com
~~~~~~~~*
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Stephen Penta
Twitter: @thepenta
Instagram: @thepenta

This weeks' end of episode Jam is our good friend and fantastic human PROBLEMAS - "WEED SEX TV" Find all the Jammerz music features on our Spotify playlist: goo.gl/w27Q9x

Jammerz official theme music is by our talented friends at hyperballadmusic.com

87: Rollie Pollie Poly (w/ Camille Theobald) Dec 12, 2018

This week, the Jammerz cuddle up with comedian Camille Theobald and slide deep inside the polyamorous lifestyle. Plus, Megan (@handsomepartybutt) flashes back to a self-sucking ex, Stephen (@thepenta) comes to terms with his heterosexuality, and Wendi (@wendibird82) flips over using mirrors and utensils in the bedroom.

If you want to force this crew to shout you out on the show, answer your questions, or play out your own very specific performance-art masterwork get your very own JAMALAMZ at jammerzpod.com

Megan Rice
Instagram: @handsomepartybutt
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‘ShOuT yOuR AbOrTiOn!’ get your copy here ~~~> www.shoutyourabortion.com

Wendi Starling
Twitter: @wendistarling
Instagram: @wendibird82
~~~~~~~~*
come see this bitch LIVE:
gLaMoUrPuSs!!
Wendi’s Birthday Show
Friday, January 4th at 730pm
Zinc Bar, NYC
Get tix: glamourpuss37.brownpapertickets.com
~~~~~~~~*
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Stephen Penta
Twitter: @thepenta
Instagram: @thepenta

This weeks' end of episode Jam is Thin Lips "What If I Saw You On The Street." Find all the Jammerz music features on our Spotify playlist: goo.gl/w27Q9x

Jammerz official theme music is by our talented friends at hyperballadmusic.com

86: Bread and Cheese and Trampolines Dec 05, 2018

After a morning of walks and bread-making, Megan (@handsomepartybutt) and Wendi (@wendibird82) are fired up and throwing out tips on everything from dental health to the best tea pairing for attempted suicide! THEN, inspired by a fundamentalist Mormon society, they lay out detailed plans for the Jammerz compound, establish a live entertainment barter system, and lock Stephen (@thepenta) into an ungodly arrangement. PLUS, the most common places to get fingered against your will, recipe for a classic Mormon snack AND this week’s challenge: Pay for your Porn!

If you want to force this crew to shout you out on the show, answer your questions, or play out your own very specific performance-art masterwork get your very own JAMALAMZ at jammerzpod.com

Megan Rice
Instagram: @handsomepartybutt
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‘ShOuT yOuR AbOrTiOn!’ get your copy here ~~~> www.shoutyourabortion.com

Wendi Starling
Twitter: @wendistarling
Instagram: @wendibird82
~~~~~~~~*
come see this bitch LIVE:
gLaMoUrPuSs!!
Wendi’s Birthday Show
Friday, January 4th at 730pm
Zinc Bar, NYC
Get tix: glamourpuss36.brownpapertickets.com
~~~~~~~~*

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Stephen Penta
Twitter: @thepenta
Instagram: @thepenta

This weeks' end of episode Jam is the blistering 90's irony of the O.C. Supertones "Heaven" Find all the Jammerz music features on our Spotify playlist: goo.gl/w27Q9x

Jammerz official theme music is by our talented friends at hyperballadmusic.com

85: Three Wines, One Cig Nov 28, 2018

Join the Jammerz as they kick off the holiday season with a double relapse!!

Megan (@handsomepartybutt) destroys her newly delicately throat with one cigarette, Wendi (@wendibird82) breaks sobriety at a P.F. Chang’s in West NY, and Stephen (@thepenta) gets a crash course in film history and jokesplaining! PLUS, the girls pour out another genius business plan, assign a Mormon show as Jammerz Homework, THEN almost reveal the home address of their latest Jamalamer!

If you want to force this crew to shout you out on the show, answer your questions, or play out your own very specific performance-art masterwork get your very own JAMALAMZ at jammerzpod.com
Megan Rice
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‘ShOuT yOuR AbOrTiOn!’ get your copy here ~~~> www.shoutyourabortion.com

Wendi Starling
Twitter: @wendistarling
Instagram: @wendibird82
~~~~~~~~*
come see this bitch LIVE:
gLaMoUrPuSs!!
Saturday, December 1st at 730pm
Zinc Bar, NYC
Get tix: glamourpuss36.brownpapertickets.com
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Stephen Penta
Twitter: @thepenta
Instagram: @thepenta

This weeks' end of episode Jam is Tom Waits "Lord I've Been Changed" Find all the Jammerz music features on our Spotify playlist: goo.gl/w27Q9x

Jammerz official theme music is by our talented friends at hyperballadmusic.com

84: Spit, Spat, Suck (Go To The Dentist!) Nov 21, 2018

Safely back in sunny Los Angeles, Megan (@handsomepartybutt) is recovering from the dentist and tragically deprived of her favorite mouth-based activities, Wendi (@wendibird82) uses loogies as lube, and Stephen (@thepenta) recalls his back alley mouth surgery. Get tips on skirting medical bills, properly absorbing drugs into your face, the health benefits of tequila PLUS, the Jammerz give you a sneak peek into their infamous Idea Room!

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Megan Rice
Instagram: @handsomepartybutt
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‘ShOuT yOuR AbOrTiOn!’ get your copy here ~~~> www.shoutyourabortion.com

Wendi Starling
Twitter: @wendistarling
Instagram: @wendibird82
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Stephen Penta
Twitter: @thepenta
Instagram: @thepenta

This weeks' end of episode Jam is Jackie Mittoo "La-La Girls & Cha Cha Boys" Find all the Jammerz music features on our Spotify playlist: goo.gl/w27Q9x

Jammerz official theme music is by our talented friends at hyperballadmusic.com

83: Handsome Party Cunt Nov 14, 2018

Thanks to the inherent creepiness of men, the Jammerz holiday spookiness continues! Megan (@handsomepartybutt) gets harassed by an aggressive old dude at a bar, Wendi (@wendibird82) gets trolled through her phone and Stephen (@thepenta) attempts an apology on behalf of all men. The girls give tips for the best personal weaponry, how to effectively complimenting a stalker PLUS, they get a surprise fiesta break in the middle of this after-school special of an episode.

If you want to force this crew to shout you out on the show, answer your questions, or play out your own very specific performance-art masterwork get your very own JAMALAMZ at jammerzpod.com

Megan Rice
Instagram: @handsomepartybutt
BAKED GOODS! @mistersbakeshop

Wendi Starling
Twitter: @wendistarling
Instagram: @wendibird82

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come see this bitch LIVE:
gLaMoUrPuSs!!
Saturday, December 1st at 730pm
Zinc Bar, NYC
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Stephen Penta
Twitter: @thepenta
Instagram: @thepenta

82: Old Buildings Old Pipes Nov 07, 2018

This week’s extra special in-studio (apartment) guest is Megan Rice! With their powers combined, Megan (@handsomepartybutt) and Wendi (@wendibird82) spit out tips to save money, boost your immune system AND douse Stephen (@thepenta) with the dirty details of double-duty diapers! Can the ladies fulfill all of their NYC Halloween fantasies, or will the entire trip be derailed by the evil spirit Wendi is hosting deep within her intestinal track?!?

If you want to force this crew to shout you out on the show, answer your questions, or play out your own very specific performance-art masterwork get your very own JAMALAMZ at jammerzpod.com

Megan Rice
Instagram: @handsomepartybutt
BAKED GOODS! @mistersbakeshop

Wendi Starling
Twitter: @wendistarling
Instagram: @wendibird82

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come see this bitch LIVE:
gLaMoUrPuSs!!
Saturday, December 1st at 730pm
Zinc Bar, NYC
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Stephen Penta
Twitter: @thepenta
Instagram: @thepenta

This weeks' end of episode Jam goes deep throwback and deeper irony: Leslie Gore "Sunshine, Lollipops & Rainbows." Find all the Jammerz music features on our Spotify playlist: goo.gl/w27Q9x

Jammerz official theme music is by our talented friends at hyperballadmusic.com

81: Everyone’s Mad and Nobody Cums Oct 31, 2018

It’s a real circle jerk of a jamsesh as the Jammerz discuss everything from Costco bras to Yogi Bear themed dildos. PLUS, Megan (@handomepartybutt) reviews her brand squirting’ new Womanizer, Stephen takes the pussy plasma vs. pee-pee challenge, and Wendi (@wendibird82) becomes an accidental drug smuggler!

If you want to force this crew to shout you out on the show, answer your questions, or play out your own very specific performance-art masterwork get your very own JAMALAMZ at jammerzpod.com

Megan Rice
Instagram: @handsomepartybutt
BAKED GOODS! @mistersbakeshop

Wendi Starling
Twitter: @wendistarling
Instagram: @wendibird82

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come see this bitch LIVE:
gLaMoUrPuSs!!
Saturday, December 1st at 730pm
Zinc Bar, NYC
Get tix: glamourpuss36.brownpapertickets.com
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Stephen Penta
Twitter: @thepenta
Instagram: @thepenta

This weeks' end of episode Jam is THE DARTS "My Heart Is A Graveyard" Find all the Jammerz music features on our Spotify playlist: goo.gl/w27Q9x

Jammerz official theme music is by our talented friends at hyperballadmusic.com

80: Mirror-Self Mepussa (Orgasms w/ Remy Kassimir) Oct 24, 2018

Pull down your pants and pull out your vibrators because the Jammerz are cumming for you hard this week. The trio is joined by Remy Kassimir (@remykassimir), a fabulously funny comedian and host of the podcast “How Cum?” She takes us through her victorious journey of unleashing her first orgasm and squirts out tips, tricks and toys to help you achieve sexual nirvana. THEN, Wendi (@wendibird82) unravels the slithery secret to her multiple orgasms, Stephen (@thepenta) talks equality in giving head AND, Megan (@handsomepartybutt) purchases a pocket pussy percolator! PLUS, childhood jerk-off stories, Jungle-Gyming techniques and benefits of schizophrenia. Let go of the shame, jam a friend’s knee directly into your crotch and release the sexy snakes from within.

If you want to force this crew to shout you out on the show, answer your questions, or play out your own very specific performance-art masterwork get your very own JAMALAMZ at jammerzpod.com

Remy Kassimir
Instagram: @remykassimir
How Cum?: http://howcumpodcast.libsyn.com/rss
Instagram: @howcumpodcast

Megan Rice
Instagram: @handsomepartybutt
BAKED GOODS! @mistersbakeshop

Wendi Starling
Twitter: @wendistarling
Instagram: @wendibird82
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come see this bitch LIVE:
gLaMoUrPuSs!!
Saturday, Oct 27th at 730pm
Zinc Bar, NYC
Get tix: glamourpuss35.brownpapertickets.com
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submit your stories at: pricelesstails@gmail.com

Stephen Penta
Twitter: @thepenta
Instagram: @thepenta

This weeks' end of episode Jamz is JAPANESE BREAKFAST "Everybody Wants to Love You" Find all the Jammerz music features on our Spotify playlist: goo.gl/w27Q9x

Jammerz official theme music is by our talented friends at hyperballadmusic.com

79: Zicam Girlz Go ASMR Oct 17, 2018

This week, Megan (@handsomepartybutt) and Wendi (@wendibird82) lay out wardrobe plans for their NYC adventures, call out Stephen (@thepenta) for hiding his secret kids, and spread tips for safe OTC sinus medication withdrawals. Plus, the Jammerz also (kinda) answer listener emails about cheese, lipstick and a special Halloween edition of Nightmare Dreamcast! Then, the girls cough up another genius idea that will have them swimming in pennies once it goes viral.

If you want to force this crew to shout you out on the show, answer your questions, or play out your own very specific performance-art masterwork get your very own JAMALAMZ at jammerzpod.com

Megan Rice
Instagram: @handsomepartybutt
BAKED GOODS! @mistersbakeshop

Wendi Starling
Twitter: @wendistarling
Instagram: @wendibird82
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come see this bitch LIVE:
gLaMoUrPuSs!!
Saturday, Oct 27th at 730pm
Zinc Bar, NYC
Get tix: glamourpuss35.brownpapertickets.com
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submit your stories at: pricelesstails@gmail.com

Stephen Penta
Twitter: @thepenta
Instagram: @thepenta
***Mon Oct. 22: 'Butt, Stuff?' - A Sex Ed Q&A. Tickets on Lolajean.com

This weeks' end of episode Jamz is MELT-BANANA "Candy Gun" Find all the Jammerz music features on our Spotify playlist: goo.gl/w27Q9x

All the official Jammerz theme music is by our talented friends at hyperballadmusic.com

78: Saran Wrapped Snatch (w/ Chef Ashanti Shurat) Oct 10, 2018

This week, the Jammerz welcome burgeoning chef and general badass Ashanti Shurat (@naturallyashanti)!! She serves up hot tips on how to budget for your goals, avoid kitchen rape, AND train yourself to sit the fuck down and shut up. PLUS, Megan (@handsomepartybutt) debuts her new grooming routine, Wendi (@wendibird82) confuses eye contact for love, and Stephen (@thepenta) derives pleasure from an old man’s pain. Roll up your sleeves, wrap up your crotches and prepare to jump into snacktion!

If you want to force this crew to shout you out on the show, answer your questions, or play out your own very specific performance-art masterwork get your very own JAMALAMZ at jammerzpod.com

Ashanti Shurat
Instagram: @naturallyashanti @ashantieatsitall
Website: belizeaneats.wixsite.com/home
Venmo: @ashantishurat

Megan Rice
Instagram: @handsomepartybutt
BAKED GOODS! @mistersbakeshop

Wendi Starling
Twitter: @wendistarling
Instagram: @wendibird82

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come see this bitch LIVE:
gLaMoUrPuSs!!
Saturday, Oct 27th at 730pm
Zinc Bar, NYC
Get tix: glamourpuss35.brownpapertickets.com

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submit your stories at: pricelesstails@gmail.com

Stephen Penta
Twitter: @thepenta
Instagram: @thepenta
Mon Oct. 22: 'Butt, Stuff?' - A Sex Ed Q&A. Tickets on Lolajean.com

This weeks' end of episode Jamz is DEVO "Beautiful World" Find all the Jammerz music features on our Spotify playlist: goo.gl/w27Q9x

All the official Jammerz theme music is by our talented friends at hyperballadmusic.com

77: Lovers’ Toilet CoasterCast Oct 03, 2018

Fresh off their highly anticipated Knott’s Berry Farm adventure, the ladies are bursting at the seams with excitement, ideas and everything boysenberry! Things get spooky when Megan (@handsomepartybutt) bears witness to her future-self handing out ranch dressing and kitty cat chicken strips, and Wendi (@wendibird82) is violently pushed to the edge of adrenaline intoxication.PLUS, will they ever be able to successfully realize their dreams and their love of communal pooping AND rollercoasters? Can Stephen (@thepenta) get out an entire sentence this episode?? Most importantly, what is a ‘Thicc Ghost’ and how can we hire a bunch of them to work on the Jammerz compound?!

If you want to force this crew to shout you out on the show, answer your questions, or play out your own very specific performance-art masterwork get your very own JAMALAMZ at jammerzpod.com

Megan Rice
Instagram: @handsomepartybutt
BAKED GOODS! @mistersbakeshop

Wendi Starling
Twitter: @wendistarling
Instagram: @wendibird82

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come see this bitch LIVE:
gLaMoUrPuSs!!
Saturday, Oct 27th at 730pm
Zinc Bar, NYC
Get tix: glamourpuss35.brownpapertickets.com
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submit your stories at: pricelesstails@gmail.com

Stephen Penta
Twitter: @thepenta
Instagram: @thepenta

This weeks' end of episode Jamz is Rubblebucket "Party Like Your Heart Hurts" Find all the Jammerz music features on our Spotify playlist: goo.gl/w27Q9x

All the official Jammerz theme music is by our talented friends at hyperballadmusic.com

76: Hands Free Puddy Sep 26, 2018

This week, the Jammerz enlist YOU to help them phone in the episode when they interpret your dreams! Plus, Megan (@handsomepartybutt) gets off using a psychically powered vibrator, Wendi has makeup sex with her smooth ex-boyfriend, and Stephen morphs into a bug-killing detective. Can they help solve your dream problems, or will they be distracted by chips and baby talk?? Most importantly, will the girls ever learn how a podcast actually works?!?

If you want to force this crew to shout you out on the show, answer your questions, or read way too much into your dreams: get your very own JAMALAMZ at jammerzpod.com

Megan Rice
Instagram: @handsomepartybutt
BAKED GOODS! @mistersbakeshop

Wendi Starling
Twitter: @wendistarling
Instagram: @wendibird82

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come see this bitch LIVE:
gLaMoUrPuSs!!
Saturday, Sept 29th at 730pm
Zinc Bar, NYC
Get tix: glamourpuss34.brownpapertickets.com
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Stephen Penta
Twitter: @thepenta
Instagram: @thepenta

This weeks' end of episode Hype as fuck Jamz is Born Dirty "GET UP GET OUT (feat. Jstlbby)" Find all the Jammerz music features on our Spotify playlist: goo.gl/w27Q9x

All the official Jammerz theme music is by our talented friends at hyperballadmusic.com

75: Big Dick Psychic Energy Sep 19, 2018

While waiting to be rushed off to urgent care, Megan (@handsomepartybutt) tends to a freshly broken toe, Stephen’s (@thepenta) shoulder pops out of place and Wendi’s (@wendibird82) discovers a demonic parasite! Have the Jammerz run into a spell of bad luck, or are they under the curse of a psychic witch!?! Probably the former, but it’s Halloween season so they’re trying to be spooooooky. PLUS, they debut a weekly news segment THEN, challenge each other (and YOU) to keep a dream journal! That’s right, document and share the strange things in your brain that will most likely only be meaningful and interesting to you. It’s peak Selfish Help!

If you want to force this crew to shout you out on the show, answer your questions, or play out your own very specific performance-art masterwork get your very own JAMALAMZ at jammerzpod.com

Megan Rice
Instagram: @handsomepartybutt
BAKED GOODS! @mistersbakeshop

Wendi Starling
Twitter: @wendistarling
Instagram: @wendibird82
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come see this bitch LIVE:
gLaMoUrPuSs!!
Saturday, Sept 29th at 730pm
Zinc Bar, NYC
Get tix: glamourpuss34.brownpapertickets.com
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submit your stories at: pricelesstails@gmail.com

Stephen Penta
Twitter: @thepenta
Instagram: @thepenta

This weeks' end of episode Jamz is a 90's rave throwback: Moby "FEELING SO REAL" Find all the Jammerz music features on our Spotify playlist: goo.gl/w27Q9x

All the official Jammerz theme music is by our talented friends at hyperballadmusic.com

74: Science is Fun and Cool (with Matt Kirshen) Sep 12, 2018

Burnt out from planning their theme park adventures and future careers as the new Elvira, Megan (@handsomepartybutt) and Wendi (@wendibird82) take a break to have an informative chat with comedian, writer and science enthusiast, Matt Kirshen (@matt_kirshen)! The Jammerz learn about sex robots, cranial echolocation, and the classic time-machine murder defense. PLUS, they callout racist fruit-haters, get horny for humidity, and Stephen (@thepenta) sparks a lighthearted conversation about pedophilia!

If you want to force this crew to shout you out on the show, answer your questions, or play out your own very specific performance-art masterwork get your very own JAMALAMZ at jammerzpod.com

Follow Matt Kirshen!
Instagram: @matt_kirshen
Twitter: @mattkirshen
Podcast: Probably Science

Megan Rice
Instagram: @handsomepartybutt
BAKED GOODS! @mistersbakeshop

Wendi Starling
Twitter: @wendistarling
Instagram: @wendibird82
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come see this bitch LIVE:
gLaMoUrPuSs!!
Saturday, Sept 29th at 730pm
Zinc Bar, NYC
Get tix: glamourpuss34.brownpapertickets.com

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submit your stories at: pricelesstails@gmail.com

Stephen Penta
Twitter: @thepenta
Instagram: @thepenta

This weeks' end of episode Jamz is Francis Lai "Vivre Pour Vivre" Find all the Jammerz music features on our Spotify playlist: goo.gl/w27Q9x

All the official Jammerz theme music is by our talented friends at hyperballadmusic.com

73: Pied Piper Pussies Sep 05, 2018

Get out your celebratory sparkles and wigs because the Jammerz are gonna be together NYC for Halloween!! In between piecing together their genius costume idea, the gang answers your questions about dating, finding your ideal trash mate and wading through life’s emotional sludge. PLUS, Wendi (@wendibird82) defensively flirts with a slimy gym dude, Stephen (@thepenta) gets his leash tightened after being called out for missing another crucial edit THEN, Megan (@handsomepartybutt) reveals one of her terrifying childhood games!!

If you want to force this crew to shout you out on the show, answer your questions, or play out your own very specific performance-art masterwork get your very own JAMALAMZ at jammerzpod.com

Megan Rice
Instagram: @handsomepartybutt
BAKED GOODS! @mistersbakeshop

Wendi Starling
Twitter: @wendistarling
Instagram: @wendibird82
PRICELESS: Stories From The Underbelly ~~~> patreon.com/wendistarling
submit your stories at: pricelesstails@gmail.com

Stephen Penta
Twitter: @thepenta
Instagram: @thepenta

This weeks' end of episode Jamz is our first officially submitted track! (just hit up Stephen on social media) The finest indie band in all of Brooklyn: Yucky Duster "THE ROPES"

Find all the Jammerz music features by following our Spotify playlist: goo.gl/w27Q9x

Official Jammerz theme music is by our talented friends at hyperballadmusic.com

72: Really Shitty Things Aug 29, 2018

After an action-packed week, the Jammerz reconvene to share their stories of survival through the true life horrors of haunted thrift stores, lying children and government sanctioned family rape! Megan (@handsomepartybutt) also reveals the secret for keeping her phone cool during the hot summer months, Wendi (@wendibird82) plays hair salon detective, and Stephen (@thepenta) gets creeped out by people having fun at picnics. They also did the fashion challenge but does it even matter how you look when you are world-famous live crime commentators!?!

If you want to force this crew to shout you out on the show, answer your questions, or play out your own very specific performance-art masterwork get your very own JAMALAMZ at jammerzpod.com

Megan Rice
Instagram: @handsomepartybutt
BAKED GOODS! @mistersbakeshop

Wendi Starling
Twitter: @wendistarling
Instagram: @wendibird82
PRICELESS: Stories From The Underbelly ~~~> patreon.com/wendistarling
submit your stories at: pricelesstails@gmail.com

Stephen Penta
Twitter: @thepenta
Instagram: @thepenta

This weeks' end of episode Jamz is SOPHIE "Faceshopping" Find all the Jammerz music featyres on our Spotify playlist: goo.gl/w27Q9x

All the official Jammerz theme music is by our talented friends at hyperballadmusic.com

71: Placenta Supreme (w/ fashion icon Nick Youssef) Aug 22, 2018

Now that the Jammerz know how to work it in front of the camera, they enlist the help of comic and fashion icon Nick Youssef (@Nickyoussef) in an effort to update their personal styles. Megan (@handsomepartybutt) embraces her love of 90’s ska, Wendi (@wendibird82) plows ahead with a daring farmer trend and Stephen (@thepenta) schools them on sex party aesthetics. They also reveal some details from their adventures in BDSM carnivals and arcades PLUS, saucy ways to spice up your next afterbirth dinner party!

Nick Youssef
Instagram: @Nick Youssef
Check out his podcast 'Nick America'!!
Find our where to see him live at nickyoussef.com

If you want to force this crew to shout you out on the show, answer your questions, or play out your own very specific performance-art masterwork get your very own JAMALAMZ at jammerzpod.com

Megan Rice
Instagram: @handsomepartybutt
BAKED GOODS! @mistersbakeshop

Wendi Starling
Twitter: @wendistarling
Instagram: @wendibird82
‘Priceless: Stories From The Underbelly’ ~~> patreon.com/wendistarling

Stephen Penta
Twitter: @thepenta
Instagram: @thepenta

This weeks' end of episode Jamz is a banger by Le1f "Fatty Acid" Find all the Jammerz music on our Spotify playlist: goo.gl/w27Q9x

All official Jammerz theme music by our good friends at hyperballadmusic.com

70: Hawt 4 Funtanyl Aug 15, 2018

In what is def the most litty Jamsesh to date, the Jammerz celebrate selfish help success stories, declare legal war on the Kardashians, then hit you with that YEET YAW when they dole out legit, boring mom advice in response to their most generous Jamalam yet! PLUS, Megan (@handsomepartybutt) shares fun tips to spice up your next party, Wendi (@wendibird82) begs for Barbies and Stephen (@thepenta) helps brand the next viral youtube sensation. Can the trio survive the sweltering heat OR, will they melt into oblivion before their latest brainchild launches them into the stratosphere, fulfilling their destiny as filthy rich pharmaceutical rockstars!?!

If you want to force this crew to shout you out on the show, answer your questions, or play out your own very specific performance-art masterwork get your very own JAMALAMZ at jammerzpod.com

Megan Rice
Instagram: @handsomepartybutt
BAKED GOODS! @mistersbakeshop

Wendi Starling
Twitter: @wendistarling
Instagram: @wendibird82
'Priceless: Stories From The Underbelly' ~~>patreon.com/wendistarling

Stephen Penta
Twitter: @thepenta
Instagram: @thepenta

This weeks' end of episode Jam is Valee "Womp Womp (feat. Jeremih)" Find all the Jammerz music on our Spotify playlist: goo.gl/w27Q9x

All official Jammerz theme music by our good friends at hyperballadmusic.com

69: Make Me Look Hot (How to look good in photos w/ Walker Hays) Aug 08, 2018

In an effort to beautify their social media feeds (and general existence), the Jammerz enlist the help of hilarious comic and real-life model, Walker Hays (@trophycomic) to teach them how to not look like monsters in 90% of their photos. Take notes along with Megan (@handsompartybutt), Wendi (@wendibird82) and Stephen (@thepenta) as Walker drops hot tips LIKE, violently fake laughing, hiding your body with office supplies and more! PLUS, they discuss the benefits of Bulgarian boyfriends and dish on flirty new ways to incorporate frozen cottage cheese into your daily routine!

If you want to force this crew to shout you out on the show, answer your questions, or play out your own very specific performance-art masterwork get your very own JAMALAMZ at jammerzpod.com

Megan Rice
Instagram: @handsomepartybutt
BAKED GOODS! @mistersbakeshop

Wendi Starling
Twitter: @wendistarling
Instagram: @wendibird82

Stephen Penta
Twitter: @thepenta
Instagram: @thepenta

This weeks' end of episode Jam is the DFA Remix of Soulwax "Another Excuse" Find all the Jammerz music on our Spotify playlist: goo.gl/w27Q9x

All official Jammerz theme music by our good friends at hyperballadmusic.com

68: Schmammerz Aug 01, 2018

In this post-Jammerzque jamsesh, the gang covers everything from the ‘que gossip to snugglebutt naps AND the hottest new celebrity death trends.

Plus, Megan (@handsomepartybutt) gives us the scoop on her award-winning pastries and Wendi (@wendibird82) reminisces about her favorite playground song. Then, the girls shock Stephen (@thepenta) with the revelation that they may have been reunited with their long lost son!!!

If you want to force this crew to shout you out on the show, answer your questions, or play out your own very specific performance-art masterwork get your very own JAMALAMZ at jammerzpod.com

Get into HIT SONG "Quinoa" anywhere streaming music is available!

OMG WE'RE ON SOCIAL MEDIA

Jammerz
Twitter: @jammerzpod
Instagram: @jammerzpod

Megan Rice
Instagram: @handsomepartybutt
BAKED GOODS! @mistersbakeshop

Wendi Starling
Twitter: @wendistarling
Instagram: @wendibird82

Stephen Penta
Twitter: @thepenta
Instagram: @thepenta

This weeks' end of episode Jam is L7 "Fast and Freightening" Find all the Jammerz music on our Spotify playlist: goo.gl/w27Q9x

All official Jammerz theme music by our good friends at hyperballadmusic.com

67: Lotta Coffee, Little Whiskey Jul 25, 2018

Well, it finally happened. Megan (@handsomepartybutt) and Wendi (@wendibird82) are together in sunny Los Angeles, exhausted from an early morning hike and responding to the very first Jamalam that talks shit directly to the OG members of the Pussy Fart Gang, but lets Stephen (@thepenta) off the hook. Then, the Jammerz get into personal stories of overcoming addiction, serve up hot tips on fine cheese PLUS they take you behind the scenes of their intense preparation for the inaugural Jammezrque!

If you want to force this crew to shout you out on the show, answer your questions, or play out your own very specific performance-art masterwork get your very own JAMALAMZ at jammerzpod.com

Megan Rice
Instagram: @handsomepartybutt
BAKED GOODS! @mistersbakeshop

Wendi Starling
Twitter: @wendistarling
Instagram: @wendibird82

Stephen Penta
Twitter: @thepenta
Instagram: @thepenta

This weeks' end of episode Jam is Madness "Sign Of The Times" Find all the Jammerz music on our Spotify playlist: goo.gl/w27Q9x

All official Jammerz theme music by our good friends at hyperballadmusic.com

66: The Sound Of Giving Up (w/ Tyler Mead) Jul 18, 2018

Have the Jammerz selfishly helped themselves into boring old ladies that read and make dog puns? Megan (@handsomepartybutt) and Wendi (@wendibird82) have been swapping liquor for lemonade (with charcoal thankyouverymuch) BUT are still very young, hip and relevant thanks to their helpful millennial pal, Tyler Mead! Tyler (@meadbymead) teaches Megan to unlock the not-so-secret functions on her new fangled phone and she repays his kindness by threatening to transplant one of his body parts onto her face. Plus, Stephen (@thepenta) is reminded that rape can happen even to the friendliest of faces THEN, our vivacious young guest comes dangerously close to losing his freezer snack privileges after tattling on his fun drunk Aunt Wendi for innocently shaking hands with an ‘alleged’ drug dealer.

🚨LoS AnGeLeS🚨the first ever #jammerzque is TODAY (if today is Wednesday July 18th) and consummate professionals @handsomepartybutt & @wendibird82 have no real plans other than a sunrise hike and eating canned goods by the pool so let these bitches know if they need to pick you up some beanie weenies!

💥DETAILS:

Kicks off with a 6am hike, then we’ll prob do a bunch of dumb shit and eat white trash delicacies all day. Bring whatever food/drinks you want. A list of provided treats will be emailed to attendees sometime Tuesday the 17th.

💥TICKET PRICE:
Free! Suggested donation of $20 to cover food, drinks and get Megan’s bf a Hotel so he doesn’t go to jail for homicide.

You can donate cash money or venmo the girls: (@)megansloanerice & (@)wendistarling

💥WHERE THE FUCK IS IT??
Calm down, narc. It’s at Megan’s place. When you email us (jammerzpod@gmail.com) to make your reservation, we’ll send you the address, find out E-X-A-C-T-L-Y how you like your tuna stuffed jalapeños 🐟🌶 AND make sure you have completed Suzy Kline’s literary classic ‘Horrible Harry and the Green Slime’.

DO I HAVE TO SHOW UP AT 6AM???
Nope! It’s gonna be an entire day of fuckery, so message us here when your ass gets up and moving and we’ll let you know where we are.

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Megan Rice
Instagram: @handsomepartybutt
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Wendi Starling
Twitter: @wendistarling
Instagram: @wendibird82

Stephen Penta
Twitter: @thepenta
Instagram: @thepenta

This weeks' SUPER JAM is the one and only RICHARD FUCKING MARX "Hold On To the Night" with bonus jam The Rubettes "Sugar Baby Love." Find all the Jammerz music on our Spotify playlist: goo.gl/w27Q9x

All official Jammerz theme music by our friends at hyperballadmusic.com

65: Gramcast Bang Gang Jul 11, 2018

Sunrise hikes and no booze have Grandma-fied Megan (@handsomepartybutt) and Wendi (@wendibird82) so hard that they are starting a Jammerz book club and kicking it off with 90’s classic “Horrible Harry and The Green Slime” by Suzy Kline. The first meeting will take place at a whiskey themed backyard BBQ in Los Angeles and yessss it’s a children’s book, but it’s still kind of a mature activity dammit! Eavesdrop on the ladies plans for the inaugural Jammerz cult gathering (party?), witness Stephen (@thepenta) pretend to want to exercise PLUS face the filthy facts about why your Grandma loves boring baseball more than she will ever love you.

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Megan Rice
Instagram: @handsomepartybutt
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Wendi Starling
Twitter: @wendistarling
Instagram: @wendibird82

Stephen Penta
Twitter: @thepenta
Instagram: @thepenta

This weeks' end of episode Jam is Kay Starr "It's A Good Day" Find all the Jammerz music on our Spotify playlist: goo.gl/w27Q9x

All official Jammerz theme music by our friends at hyperballadmusic.com

64: Going Vertical (Getting Zen with Alex Engelbert) Jul 04, 2018

Megan (@handsomepartybutt) and Wendi (@wendibird82) come outta the gate slinging’ sweet summer tips like how to integrate genital shaving into a low carb lifestyle, the proper way to speak into a dickhole, AND debut the new segment ‘Hot Goss!’ They then get into the business of overcoming trauma, finding strength in your vulnerabilities and making peace with yourself in the present with phenomenally fun guest, Alex Engelbert (@Alex_Engelbert)! She goes into details about her yoga sabbatical which triggers Stephen (@thepenta) to reminisce about his favorite tale of female self-discovery and pizza. Alex then accepts the girls’ nomination be the Mayor of Jammerz as she is the ONLY candidate running on the Hufflepuff ticket and championing the largely overlooked problem of lateral movement!! PLUS, can you do yoga and still drink your face off? What haven’t Megan and Wendi done while on drugs?? Most importantly, have the Jammerz broken their own “No Nazi” policy?!?

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Megan Rice
Instagram: @handsomepartybutt
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Wendi Starling
Twitter: @wendistarling
Instagram: @wendibird82

Stephen Penta
Twitter: @thepenta
Instagram: @thepenta

This weeks' end of episode Jam is Cloud Nothings "Up To The Surface." Find all the Jammerz music on our Spotify playlist: goo.gl/w27Q9x

All official Jammerz theme music by our friends at hyperballadmusic.com

63: SisterMom Methcast Jun 27, 2018

Just a week into ‘The Whole 30 Challenge’, the Jammerz are back with recipes, meal prep ideas and a detailed description of the many fine cheese enjoyed by kids in cages! THEN, Megan (@handsomepartybutt) takes you for a walk down memory lane when she plays one of her favorite childhood commercials and Wendi (@wendibird82) accuses Stephen’s (@thepenta) mom of sexual assault. PLUS, sassy new ways to cry out of your ass AND the heartwarming tale of love kindled by a rogue belly boll weevil.

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gLaMoUrPuSs
Saturday, June 30th
730pm
Zinc Bar 82 W 3rd St
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Megan Rice
Instagram: @handsomepartybutt
BAKED GOODS! @mistersbakeshop

Wendi Starling
Twitter: @wendistarling
Instagram: @wendibird82

Stephen Penta
Twitter: @thepenta
Instagram: @thepenta

This weeks' end of episode is Rico Nasty "RAGE" ... Crank it, and find all the Jammerz music on our Spotify playlist: goo.gl/w27Q9x

All the official Jammerz theme music by the good people at hyperballadmusic.com

62: Beanis Weenis Jun 20, 2018

Suicide is trending and the Jammerz are here to keep you alive, even if it’s just to enjoy another day of summer weather. Megan (@handsomepartybutt) and Wendi (@wendibird82) entice you to extend your existence with the promise of white trash delicacies like tuna-stuffed jalapeños, can goods in crockpots AND invite you to join them in the ‘Whole 30’ challenge! Then, the gang gets a teensy bit serious while discussing depression and Stephen (@thepenta) opens up about his recent struggles. PLUS, can volunteering and practice of gratitude really help pull you out of the pit of despair? Have these hipster kids even seen ‘Too Wong Foo’?? Most importantly, Will Megan’s boyfriend do the Men In Black impression ever again?!?

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COME SEE US LIVE
NYC!!!
gLaMoUrPuSs
Saturday, June 30th
7:30pm

Zinc Bar 82 W 3rd St
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Megan Rice
Instagram: @handsomepartybutt
BAKED GOODS! @mistersbakeshop

Wendi Starling
Twitter: @wendistarling
Instagram: @wendibird82

Stephen Penta
Twitter: @thepenta
Instagram: @thepenta

61: Jammerz: Miserable Assholes Jun 13, 2018

Ya know how sometimes you get together with pals and the entire night is a laugh riot lovefest and OTHER times you just stare at opposing walls and take turns crying while simply talking about your day? Well this Jamsesh is one of those OTHER times for the Jammerz but gosh dang if they don’t buck the fuck up and find the strength to talk about their magical week AND fun things like uterine lining, topical creams and suicide! THEN, Megan (@handsomepartybutt) gives out hot tips for scooping up discount fish and getting high with bugs, Wendi (@wendibird82) attempts to pay a street Shaman in cigarettes and Stephen (@thepenta) uses magic as tool to rob the Jammerz blind one quarter at a time. PLUS, how many coffee makers does one person need? How long can the girls last without their sweet, sweet poison?? More importantly, how long will YOU last listening to these chicks talk about their periods?!?

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gLaMoUrPuSs
Saturday, June 30th
7:30pm
Zinc Bar 82 W 3rd St
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Megan Rice
Instagram: @handsomepartybutt
BAKED GOODS! @mistersbakeshop

Wendi Starling
Twitter: @wendistarling
Instagram: @wendibird82

Stephen Penta
Twitter: @thepenta
Instagram: @thepenta

This week's Jamz is the grinding brainfreeze of Death Grips' "Giving Bad People Good Ideas" Follow the Jammerz playlist on Spotify: goo.gl/w27Q9x

All the official Jammerz theme music by the good people at hyperballadmusic.com

60: MAGIC ADDICTS Jun 06, 2018

It’s another edition of ‘Jammerz: After Dark’ and the girls may or may not have been drinking prior to jumping on mic with their very special guest, Magician Andy Still! A regular on Glamourpuss, Andy (@mischievousbastard) is a true NYC magic man, performing everywhere from theaters to Washington Square Park and has come into the studio to teach these idiots (and you) a simple trick to impress drunk people in dark bars. Stephen (@thepenta) revels in the arc of Andy’s journey though a childhood of Magic conventions all the way until magic almost got him sexually assaulted! By a crying woman!! PLUS, does Wendi (wendibird82) know the difference between doctors and magicians?? Which cursed potion led to Megan’s (@handsomepartybutt) magical evening of hanging out with Fergie then blacking out and breaking into her own apartment?!? THEN, Megan and Wendi stumble upon what may be their most genius money making scheme yet. They only need a sewing kit and a couple of one-way tickets to David Copperfield’s private island and… TADA!! They’ll be rich, drunk, dead and covered in glitter.

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gLaMoUrPuSs
Saturday, June 30th
730pm
Zinc Bar 82 W 3rd St
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Megan Rice
Instagram: @handsomepartybutt
BAKED GOODS! @mistersbakeshop

Wendi Starling
Twitter: @wendistarling
Instagram: @wendibird82

Stephen Penta
Twitter: @thepenta
Instagram: @thepenta

This weeks' end of episode Jam is HOLY FUCK "House Of Glass" You can follow all the Jammerz music on Spotify: goo.gl/w27Q9x All the official Jammerz theme music by hyperballadmusic.com.

59: Wangin' Around with Wegan and Mendi May 30, 2018

Lights! Camera! Snorting Splenda! After the Jammerz get sentimental over childhood memories of bullying weaker kids into ripping out their eyebrows and covering their faces in makeup, they give YOU tips on screenwriting, acting and director-of-popcorning.

THEN, in an effort to overthrow the patriarchy and take back the night, Megan (@handsomepartybutt) and Wendi (@wendibird82) come up with a brilliant plan that not only keeps men in their places, but will also help the girls stay connected during their inevitable rocket-ride to mega fame! Emboldened by their own genius, the girls call out Stephen (@thepenta) for his participation in ‘Men’s Meetings’ then unlock the secret to their future success as model podcasters and overlords of Jammerzwood. PLUS they dole out sexy summer craft ideas using just your body and a citrus juicer!

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NYC!!!
gLaMoUrPuSs
Saturday, June 2nd
730pm
Zinc Bar 82 W 3rd St
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Megan Rice
Instagram: @handsomepartybutt
BAKED GOODS! @mistersbakeshop

Wendi Starling
Twitter: @wendistarling
Instagram: @wendibird82

Stephen Penta
Twitter: @thepenta
Instagram: @thepenta

This weeks' end of episode is The Bird and the Bee "Los Angeles," You can follow all the Jammerz music on Spotify: goo.gl/w27Q9x and as always thanks to the fine gentlemen at Hyperballad studios (http://hyperballadmusic.com) for designing all the Jammerz official theme music.

58: Hammer Tits 'N Pussy Guns May 23, 2018

It’s been over a year since these idiots started selfishly helping the masses, so this week, the Jammerz take a break from saving the world and have a good ol’ fashioned, trash-talking Jamsesh! In between grinding old-timey cowboy spurs into her bug bites, Megan (@handsomepartybutt) spews out sexy stories from her most recent romantic vacation. Stephen (@thepenta) finally admits his age AND gives fun tips for verifying the age of youngsters ’slipping into your DMs’. Wendi (@wendibird82) reminisces about her rape show, sext-shames a fellow Jammer PLUS, the girls devise a foolproof plan to become an elite superhero duo using nothing more than their sex organs!

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COME SEE US LIVE
NYC!!!
gLaMoUrPuSs
Saturday, June 2nd
730pm
Zinc Bar 82 W 3rd St
glamourpuss32.brownpapertickets.com

Megan Rice
Instagram: @handsomepartybutt
BAKED GOODS! @mistersbakeshop

Wendi Starling
Twitter: @wendistarling
Instagram: @wendibird82

Stephen Penta
Twitter: @thepenta
Instagram: @thepenta

Grandpa Dog Suck May 16, 2018

Last week, Jeff Sewing drilled the Jammerz about everything sports and now they’re back to pass off stories of defeat, but quickly rebound into a disturbingly delightful Jamsesh. Megan (@handsomepartybutt) literally gushes over UK naked dating shows and the timeless disco classics of ABBA. Wendi (@wendibird82) tries extra hard to use her big girl words after a full week of waking up at 430am then, in a not-shocking turn of events, she exposes her terrifying browser history. At the mercy of his female counterparts, Stephen (@thepenta) gets 10 whole minutes to be sincerely emotional, but he doesn’t take the bait and INSTEAD uses his ‘safe space’ time to complain about the walls in his new apartment. This is a hot one, so tuck your dicks, pull out your pants, and get schooled in the difference between 'fluffy' and ‘billowy’ PLUS a surprise appearance by Preston AND the erotic tale of a forbidden love between a pug and a duck.

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Megan Rice Instagram: @handsomepartybutt BAKED GOODS! @mistersbakeshop

Wendi Starling Twitter: @wendistarling Instagram: @wendibird82

Stephen Penta Twitter: @thepenta Instagram: @thepenta

This week's end of episode Jam is the only British artist to write an iconic song blasted for generations in American sports arenas... and find himself just neck deep in billowy child pornography: Garry Glitter - "I'm right, You're Wrong, I Win"

Body Roll Double May 09, 2018

This week, the Jammerz are really stretching for a challenge when they bring in athlete and comedian Jeff Sewing (@jeffandpat) to train them in field of SPORTS! Wendi (@wendibird82) has flashbacks to carbs binges and towel abuse, Megan (@handsomepartybutt) throws major shade at high school cheerleaders and Stephen (@thepenta) geeks out over literally anything ‘underground’. The trio also calls out a beloved comedian and podcast superstar for his (alleged) love of youth group wrestling rings PLUS they dive into the seedy underbelly of sports betting and 90’s hip-hop dance moves.

Biggest, Grossest, Smelliest Onion (Art Appreciation Jamsesh) May 02, 2018

Fresh off what might be the biggest loophole of a challenge to date, the trio gets horrifyingly specific about the ways in which they appreciated and contributed to the world of fine art. THEN, Megan (@handsomepartybutt) updates us on the whereabouts of her local dick guy, Wendi (@wendibird82) opens up about her cat’s jealously issues and Stephen (@thepenta) tries to sell the the girls on doing satanic, scream-therapy ghost yoga with his mom. PLUS… Which Hollywood A-lister stole Megan’s Social Security Number? Will Stephen ever let go of his teen punk rock persona?? Most importantly, can anything be done about the influx of immigrants coming to America to overtake the flourishing industry of 'Blind Painters with AIDS That Think Everybody Is Fairuza Balk'?!?

FOR JAMALAMZ! & EVERYTHING JAMMERZ: JAMMERZPOD.COM Follow on Instagram & Twitter: @jammerzpod E-mail Us! jammerzpod@gmail.com Megan Rice Instagram: @handsomepartybutt BAKED GOODS! @mistersbakeshop Wendi Starling Twitter: @wendistarling Instagram: @wendibird82 Stephen Penta Twitter: @thepenta Instagram: @thepenta This week's end of episode jam is the art school anthem the Yeah Yeah Yeah's "Art Star" Follow all the Jammerz Jamz on spotify on "Jammerz: The Selfish-Help Playlist" goo.gl/w27Q9x

MICE ON TOAST(Art Appreciation W: Zachary Benson Friedberg) Apr 25, 2018

After a few drinks and a bad day, Megan (@handsomepartybutt) spent a pretty penny on a painting, so the gang drags in the artist to give them a lesson in art appreciation. Zachary Benson Friedberg (@speczacular) schools the Jammerz in the masterful craft of barfing up loads of fancy sounding words to convey the meaningful symbolism (or lack thereof) behind a piece of artwork, spitballs pun-centric restaurant ideas and reveals the subversive, cult-sanctioned mission that sent him spiraling back 3000 years to start the band Morbid Eclipse! Then, Wendi (@wendibird82) spills the details of her latest sketchy relationship and Stephen (@thepenta) talks shit about the Aquabats. PLUS, fun breakfast recipes with leftover horse meat, thoughtful ways to fart on your loved ones AND flirty new ways to incorporate pistachios into your sex life! If you need more Zachary Benson Friedberg in your life: ART: speczacular.com/ FART: www.fartbymail.com/ AND METAL: themorbideclipse.bandcamp.com/ If you want to force this crew to shout you out on the show, answer your questions, or play out your own very specific performance-art masterwork get your very own JAMALAMZ at jammerzpod.com COME SEE US LIVE NYC!!! gLaMoUrPuSs Saturday, April 28th 730pm Zinc Bar 82 W 3rd St glamourpuss31.brownpapertickets.com Megan Rice Instagram: @handsomepartybutt BAKED GOODS! @mistersbakeshop Wendi Starling Twitter: @wendistarling Instagram: @wendibird82 Stephen Penta Twitter: @thepenta Instagram: @thepenta You know all if this weeks' Jamz are fucking Morbid Eclipse... who are so Metal Spotify won't allow their future shreddage... but the rest of the Jammerz Jamz are on Spotify "Jammerz: The Selfish-Help Playlist" goo.gl/w27Q9x Follow it!

Podcasting With Guns Apr 16, 2018

In a Jamsesh that is truly the stuff of nightmares, the trio drags their asses out of bed to recap their experiences with the sleep challenge. Was Megan (@handsomepartybutt) able to bank solid vacation sleep? Does Wendi (@wendibird82) need to eliminate all joy from her life to catch zzzzz’s? Can Stephen get back down below his ‘snore weight’? Get those answers PLUS hawt fashion tips for camouflaging oversized genitals and sassy new ways to smuggle automatic weapons through metal detectors! THEN, the Jammerz spitball ideas to corner the market on grieving parents and possibly uncover the identity of the simulator generator! If you want to force this crew to shout you out on the show or answer your questions, get your very own JAMALAMZ at jammerzpod.com ALSO… thank you for all the 'QUINOA' love!!! Our song is available anywhere you can purchase music. Links here AND at jammerzpod.com COME SEE US LIVE NYC!!! gLaMoUrPuSs Saturday, April 28th 730pm Zinc Bar 82 W 3rd St glamourpuss31.brownpapertickets.com

Pussychins (Learning How To Sleep) Apr 10, 2018

After listening to this show for at least 5 minutes, you know the Jammerz desperately need sleep. It’s tough for the gang because Megan (@handsomepartybutt) has 37 jobs, Stephen (@thepenta) is getting too voluptuous to breathe and Wendi (@wendibird82) is spastically excited about her new apartment. Before pulling together a genius deep-sleep game plan, the girls whitesplain an entire culture, body shame-shame hairless business owners PLUS make the ground breaking move of recording their best bud pussy swap!

CESSATION SUCKS (Quitting Smoking w/ Krystyna Hutchinson) Apr 04, 2018

The gang is back after one of their most difficult challenges yet: kicking cigarettes. This jamsesh is extra special because they have a guest that fired up about life without smoking. Krystyna Hutchinson (@krystynahutch) is finally released from the basement prison of her own design and allowed to speak audibly during a Jammerz recording! She reveals that Stephen (@thepenta) drove her smoke with a back-handed compliment and shares the tricks that that have kept her (mostly) tobacco free since her 30th birthday. Megan (@handsomepartybutt) crushed this challenge and avoided ciggs by doing fun things like not taking breaks during a 10 hour work shift, but broke down and lit up in honor of her dear friend’s Monkey Torture Party. Wendi (@wendibird82) did not fully stop smoking, but blames her tobacco addiction on an organ transplant from a holocaust survivor. PLUS, the ladies pitch their latest genius, pro-eating disorder book idea: Jammersize! THEN, they surprise a listener with a literal call for help and get tips for successful smoking cessation, find out if vaping is really any better for you AND share a hearty laugh over shouting slurs at the youth of America. ****++++++++*++++++++**** You can find Krystyna Hutchinson @KrystynaHutch, buy her book "FUCKED", listen to Guys We Fucked (the antislutshaming podcast) and catch her on tour at sorryaboutlastnightcomedy.com FOR JAMALAMZ! & EVERYTHING JAMMERZ: JAMMERZPOD.COM Follow on Instagram & Twitter: @jammerzpod E-mail Us! jammerzpod@gmail.com Megan Rice Instagram: @handsomepartybutt BAKED GOODS! @mistersbakeshop Wendi Starling Twitter: @wendistarling Instagram: @wendibird82 Stephen Penta Twitter: @thepenta Instagram: @thepenta This week's end of episode jam is Car Seat Headrest - "Stop Smoking (We Love You) Follow all the Jammerz jamz on spotify: "Jammerz: The Selfish-Help Playlist" goo.gl/w27Q9x

M.M. Fellatio Mar 28, 2018

The girls are off the rails outta the gate this week; could it be due to sleep deprivation OR, are they obsessing over butter coffee in an effort to avoid announcing what just might be their most difficult selfish help challenge to date?! Before getting down to business, Megan (@handsomepartybutt) and Wendi (@wendibird82) dive into some serious ‘detectiving’ which leads them to uncover the sinister motives of Wendi’s roommate, Stephen (@thepenta) admits to committing heinous acts of violence THEN, the girls conceive yet another hit film! A movie for the kiddos, their latest brilliant idea is an animated historical fiction featuring a non-verbal autistic mouse as the hero. PLUS, the coolest way to murder someone, an update on the lesser known #meecetoo movement and I guess these trashbag women are gonna quit smoking or whatever. COME SEE US LIVE NYC Saturday, March 31st 730pm GLAMOURPUSS Zinc Bar 82 W 3rd St tix: glamourpuss30.brownpapertickets.com FOR JAMALAMZ! & EVERYTHING JAMMERZ: JAMMERZPOD.COM Follow on Instagram & Twitter: @jammerzpod E-mail Us! jammerzpod@gmail.com Megan Rice Instagram: @handsomepartybutt BAKED GOODS! @mistersbakeshop Wendi Starling Twitter: @wendistarling Instagram: @wendibird82 Stephen Penta Twitter: @thepenta Instagram: @thepenta This week's end of episode jam is the great Jay Retard - "It's So Easy" Follow all the Jammerz jamz on spotify: "Jammerz: The Selfish-Help Playlist" goo.gl/w27Q9x

My Dad's A Real Piece Of Shit Mar 21, 2018

Buckle up Jammerz. The crew gets intense outta the gate. Well, first the girls bitch about that lying bitch Lisa Frank and lament over the nonexistence of glitter-shitting rainbow unicorns BUT they get serious right after that. Kinda. Megan (@handsomepartybutt) opens up about the hyper strained relationship with her Father, Wendi (@wendibird82) shares a sexy story about getting her head slammed into a car window and Stephen (@thepenta) gets to live out his NPR fantasy of moderating a discussion between two cool bitches having a (and I quote) “real ass” conversation. THEN, how to tell if YOU are in a toxic relationship!! The Jammerz have a red flag checklist that includes subversive abuse tactics like: 1. Choking a bitch! 2. Hitting themselves on the head! 3. Pushing a dog in a sticker covered stroller! PLUS, actual helpful advice on getting out of a shitty situation AND the inside scoop on how to give yourself a serious medical condition by consuming a product with the same name! Abuse Hotline: www.thehotline.org COME SEE OUR ASSES LIVE BABY NYC!!! Glamourpuss Saturday, March 31st 730pm Zinc Bar 82 W 3rd St Glamourpuss30.brownpapertickets.com FOR JAMALAMZ! & EVERYTHING JAMMERZ: JAMMERZPOD.COM Follow on Instagram & Twitter: @jammerzpod E-mail Us! jammerzpod@gmail.com Megan Rice Instagram: @handsomepartybutt BAKED GOODS! @mistersbakeshop Wendi Starling Twitter: @wendistarling Instagram: @wendibird82 Stephen Penta Twitter: @thepenta Instagram: @thepenta This week's end of episode jam is Cayetana - "Hot Dad Calendar" Follow all the Jammerz music on spotify: "Jammerz: The Selfish-Help Playlist" goo.gl/w27Q9x

Get Erections, Don't Cum (w/ Author Ross Asdourian) Mar 14, 2018

After (definitely not) mastering the art of the foreign language, the Jammerz bring in a real, live guest! With a real, live book to promote! Ross Asdourian (@ross_do), author of 'Broken Bananah', shares his inspirational journey of recovery, self-discovery and healing after breaking his mother fcking (or at least, mother ‘admiring’) DICK. Wendi (@wendibird82) is extra fired up this episode because she lost Uber privileges for the time being and had to take the M train like some kind of broke-ass podcaster, Megan (@handsomepartybutt) has an unexpectedly emotional reaction to the prospect of a future where construction workers aren’t yelling about her sweet tits, and Stephen (@thepenta) regales the group with a tale of sober clumsiness that almost put his ass in the hospital. AND tips on how to properly accessorize your catheter bag for a wedding, how to tell the difference between ball pubes and troll beard hair PLUS flirty ways to plan a murder in one of the most popular romance languages!! ***++++++++*++++++++**** FOR JAMALAMZ! & EVERYTHING JAMMERZ: JAMMERZPOD.COM Follow on Instagram & Twitter: @jammerzpod E-mail Us! jammerzpod@gmail.com Megan Rice Instagram: @handsomepartybutt BAKED GOODS! @mistersbakeshop Wendi Starling Twitter: @wendistarling Instagram: @wendibird82 Stephen Penta Twitter: @thepenta Instagram: @thepenta This week's end of episode jam is Cameo - "ATTACK ME WITH YOUR LOVE"!!! If you don't walk around with Cameo in your headphones... WHY ARE YOU FORSAKING EVERYTHING??? Follow all the Jammerz Jamz on spotify on "Jammerz: The Selfish-Help Playlist" goo.gl/w27Q9x

Poor Duck, Rich Apples (the Language Jamsesh) Mar 07, 2018

?Fueron estos tres idiotas capaces de aprender un nuevo idioma en una semana? In this week’s jamsesh, the trio breaks down exactly how they attempted to add some culture to their lives by learning a new language y es muy feo. Wendi (@wendibird82) has the clear advantage after a week of communicating with her roommate using an intricate system of spanish and bodily functions. Stephen (@thepenta) discovers his inner Trump supporter when he realizes he would rather shoot of Walmart guns than learn how to make fun of animals in a foreign tongue. Meanwhile, Megan (@handsomepartybutt) is being haunted by a virtual zombie and still hasn’t found out what’s going on with her pussy!!! They also dig into the pros and cons of traveling alone as a woman, publicly apologize to an enraged listener AND debut a new segment where they read shit that fellow Jammerz email them in confidence!! PLUS fun, sexy ways to communicate with your loved ones using just your fecal matter!!! ****++++++++*++++++++**** FOR JAMALAMZ! & EVERYTHING JAMMERZ: JAMMERZPOD.COM Follow on Instagram & Twitter: @jammerzpod E-mail Us! jammerzpod@gmail.com Megan Rice Instagram: @handsomepartybutt BAKED GOODS! @mistersbakeshop Wendi Starling Twitter: @wendistarling Instagram: @wendibird82 Stephen Penta Twitter: @thepenta Instagram: @thepenta This week's end of episode jams are classic J Dilla - "Workinonit" and Bully "Feel the Same" Follow all the Jammerz Jamz on spotify on "Jammerz: The Selfish-Help Playlist" goo.gl/w27Q9x

Call Me Cúlo (The Language Challenge) Feb 28, 2018

After 2 weeks of back-to-back manic jamseshes, the Jammerz are back in full swing with an ACTUAL challenge. Loosen your mouth muscles and get ready to join these 3 idiots on a decidedly less than epic adventure to eavesdrop on their acquaintances and coworkers when they… LEARN A NEW LANGUAGE!! The trio doles out some legit app recommendations before Wendi (@wendibird82) spills her top-shelf secret for fluency in ANY foreign tongue, while Stephen (@thepenta) waxes poetic about his ideal, terminally ill New York existence. BUT, can they be able to stay on task for an entire week?!? Will one week of cramming even be enough for the crew to fully comprehend exactly what the fck is so mesmerizing about Megan’s (@handsomepartbutt) apron covered crotch?!? ***++++++++*++++++++**** FOR JAMALAMZ! & EVERYTHING JAMMERZ: JAMMERZPOD.COM Follow on Instagram & Twitter: @jammerzpod E-mail Us! jammerzpod@gmail.com Megan Rice Instagram: @handsomepartybutt Wendi Starling Twitter: @wendistarling Instagram: @wendibird82 Stephen Penta Twitter: @thepenta Instagram: @thepenta This week's end of episode jam is Sensato "Cúlo Cabrón" ... because I will probably never fully grasp spanish hip hop lyrics... but I know that shit is filthy. Follow all the Jammerz Jamz on spotify on "Jammerz: The Selfish-Help Playlist" goo.gl/w27Q9x

Ammoniated Cat Piss For Your Brain Feb 21, 2018

Why do people like drugs so much? How do cats always know exactly where to aim their assholes for maximum annoyance? Are all of our personality defects caused by souls of angry, dead aliens?!? In this L.A. jamsesh, the trio attempts to address these questions, catch up fan emails and bring you the dramatic details of Megan (@handsomepartybutt) and Stephen’s (@thepenta) romantic Vday hike, but they are quickly derailed by Wendi’s (@wendibird82) life partner AND laying out plans to solve the drug and homelessness epidemic in Maui! Well, kinda. They mostly talk (yell?) about taking away everybody’s free will, trading in crack pipes for crochet needles PLUS #hot tips on how YOU can de-stress by implementing ritualistic sacrifice into your daily routine!!! ****++++++++*++++++++**** SEE US LIVE BABY NYC!! gLaMoUrPusS w/ Wendi Starling & Krystyna Hutchinson Sat Feb 24th 730pm@ Zinc Bar glamourpuss29.brownpapetickets.com FOR JAMALAMZ! & EVERYTHING JAMMERZ: JAMMERZPOD.COM Follow on Instagram & Twitter: @jammerzpod E-mail Us! jammerzpod@gmail.com Megan Rice Instagram: @handsomepartybutt Wendi Starling Twitter: @wendistarling Instagram: @wendibird82 Stephen Penta Twitter: @thepenta Instagram: @thepenta This week's end of episode jam is Swain "Hold My Head" Follow all the Jammerz Jamz on spotify on "Jammerz: The Selfish-Help Playlist" goo.gl/w27Q9x

Meat That Matters (Valetines Day Jamsesh) Feb 14, 2018

Have the Jammerz become to big for their britches?!? These jerks come outta the gate denouncing their fans in exchange for (potential) corporate sponsorship and immediately get to task off seamlessly weaving advertisements into this Valentine’s Day Jamsesh. In between plugs for deadly weapons, trash and epic cheerleader dramedy films, Wendi (@wendibird82) puts one lucky (?) listener in an Uber to a surprise location, Megan (@handsomepartybutt) uncovers a deep-seeded sexual kink and Stephen (@thepenta) faces the horrific reality of his impending Hawaiian vacation. The trio also gives tips about the best drugs to do while listening to John Denver, the most effective orgasm-inducing exercise machines PLUS, helpful advice about dealing with a spontaneously combustible pussy! THEN, the girls brainstorm even MORE genius, billion-dollar additions to the Jammerz empire that will keep you fit, fucked and feeling seXXXy every time you slip into your undies. Love! Fucking! Cat Dicks! This Vday jamesh has everything you never wanted... except maybe the cat dicks. ****++++++++*++++++++**** SEE US LIVE BABY NYC!! gLaMoUrPusS w/ Wendi Starling & Krystyna Hutchinson Sat Feb 24th 730pm@ Zinc Bar glamourpuss29.brownpapetickets.com FOR JAMALAMZ! & EVERYTHING JAMMERZ: JAMMERZPOD.COM Follow on Instagram & Twitter: @jammerzpod E-mail Us! jammerzpod@gmail.com Megan Rice Instagram: @handsomepartybutt Wendi Starling Twitter: @wendistarling Instagram: @wendibird82 Stephen Penta Twitter: @thepenta Instagram: @thepenta This week's end of episode jam is the Zombies (who... let's face it wrote the best love songs if you live in a Wes Anderson world) "Ain't Nobody Gonna Love You" Follow all the Jammerz Jamz on spotify on "Jammerz: The Selfish-Help Playlist" goo.gl/w27Q9x

Skateboarding Off The Grid (Investing W: Paco McCauley) Feb 07, 2018

Now that the Jammerz have a handle on living within their means, they are ready to invest and get rich!!! But how does one fail upwards to become a bazillionaire? These three idiots have no idea, so have called their friend Paco McCauley (@pacomccauley) to teach them them they ways of the one percent. The girls are exceptionally delirious after a day of moving and visiting their parents in hospitals, so Stephen (@thepenta) takes on the role of pretending to understand bitcoin and blockchain while Megan (@handsomepartybutt) gets distracted by Wendi’s wayward hair and Wendi (@wendibird82) is increasingly distracted by her volatile, father figure-loving pussy. SPOILER ALERT: This episode of Jammerz may contain actual helpful advice BUT, they also breakdown the difference between bodegas and mutual funds and Mormonism vs. Scientology. Get out your notebooks and join the trio on their quest to live off interest and indulge in the finest of sandwiches from the comfort their cash-stuffed couches. ****++++++++*++++++++**** SEE US LIVE BABY PHILADELPHIA!!! Friday Feb 9th Wendi Starling headlines Philly Comedy Club 7 & 9pm tix: www.phillycomedyclub.com/events/wendi…09-18-0700pm NYC!! gLaMoUrPusS w/ Wendi Starling & Krystyna Hutchinson Sat Feb 24th 730pm@ Zinc Bar glamourpuss29.brownpapetickets.com FOR JAMALAMZ! & EVERYTHING JAMMERZ: JAMMERZPOD.COM Follow on Instagram & Twitter: @jammerzpod E-mail Us! jammerzpod@gmail.com Megan Rice Instagram: @handsomepartybutt Wendi Starling Twitter: @wendistarling Instagram: @wendibird82 Stephen Penta Twitter: @thepenta Instagram: @thepenta This week's end of episode Jam is a deep 90's cut - DAISY CHAINSAW - "LOVE YOUR MONEY" Follow all the Jammerz Jamz on spotify on "Jammerz: The Selfish-Help Playlist" goo.gl/w27Q9x

Paper Towel Casserole Jan 31, 2018

After straight up crushing their last challenge of playing a game (eye roll emoji times a thousand), the Jammerz attempt to save a little cash to invest in the unlikely event that they do not become billionaires from their brilliant board game idea. Stephen (@thepenta) was able to save upwards of $130 by cutting out food delivery and (gasp) venturing out to a grocery store, while Megan (@handsomepatybutt) and Wendi (@wendibird82) resorted to more streetwise tactics like eating expired food, cleaning supplies and (double gasp) NOT buying booze or drugs!! The trio also gives surprisingly helpful tips on how YOU can trim your budget by indulging in hot sauce, taking care of your outer pussy or simply ceasing to exist! PLUS, they reveal a genius plan to keep the government from getting their grimy hands on your future earnings. ****++++++++*++++++++**** This episode is brought to you by the sweet sweet H8 of Jordan's JAMALAM!!! Support the podcast by picking up a JAMALAM on JAMMERZPOD.COM Follow on Instagram & Twitter: @jammerzpod E-mail Us! jammerzpod@gmail.com SEE US LIVE BABY PHILADELPHIA!!! Friday Feb 9th Wendi Starling headlines Philly Comedy Club 7 & 9pm tix: https://www.phillycomedyclub.com/events/wendi-starling-fuse-tv-ft-maddy-smith-02-09-18-0700pm NYC!! gLaMoUrPusS w/ Wendi Starling & Krystyna Hutchinson Sat Feb 24th 730pm@ Zinc Bar glamourpuss29.brownpapetickets.com Megan Rice Instagram: @handsomepartybutt Wendi Starling Twitter: @wendistarling Instagram: @wendibird82 Stephen Penta Twitter: @thepenta Instagram: @thepenta This week's end of episode Jam is Killing Joke - "MONEY IS NOT OUR GOD" ... because OF COURSE IT IS. Follow all the Jammerz Jamz on spotify on "Jammerz: The Selfish-Help Playlist" goo.gl/w27Q9x

Secret Homeless (Games Jamsesh!) Jan 24, 2018

The Jammerz spent a week board gaming like a bunch of nerds and Stephen (@thepenta) is especially cocky because it’s one of the first challenges he successfully completed! After bragging about his mastery of Patchwork and attempting to justify his fashion 'hat chances', he puts a listener on blast and aggressively demands a Jamalamz. Megan (@handsomepartybutt) responsibly invites her adult friends over for a night of halloween hummus served in the finest ceramic sunglasses and played a game that is for sure a subversive tool of London’s transportation department, while Wendi (@wendibird82) interprets the challenge as an excuse to get fucked up in a hotel room and play Jenga with degenerates. PLUS, the trio brainstorms in an effort to create a realistic game of ‘Life’ where abortions are handed out and the winner has the least amount of fun! THEN, the girls discover they may be psychically connected through a system of magnets and hidden cameras, and Stephen digs deep to find out exactly what would make him happy. PLUS, how can you find fun ways to implement the word ‘Jenga’ into your daily life? Who would you call in the case of excruciating diarrhea?? Can YOU decipher between a homeless person and Jammer that just needs a shower?!? ****++++++++*++++++++**** You can support JAMMERZ and coax (read: bribe) Stephen to crush more sweet Jamseshes by picking up a JAMALAM shoutout on JAMMERZPOD.COM Follow on Instagram & Twitter: @jammerzpod E-mail Us! jammerzpod@gmail.com Megan Rice Instagram: @handsomepartybutt Wendi Starling Twitter: @wendistarling Instagram: @wendibird82 Stephen Penta Twitter: @thepenta Instagram: @thepenta This week's end of episode Jam is The Garden- "All Smiles Over Here :)" Follow all the Jammerz Jamz on spotify on "Jammerz: The Selfish-Help Playlist" goo.gl/w27Q9x

ROOFIES: THE GAME(w/ David Piccolomini) Jan 17, 2018

In an effort to become gamers, the Jammerz are starting with the basics: board games baby!! This week, the trio is joined by comedian, podcaster extraordinaire and 'Grade A' nerd, DAVID PICCOLOMINI!! David (@piccolomeany), a former Goblin King, schools the Jammerz on larping, competitive quilting, the OG Monopoly rules and fun ways to introduce the possibility of anal into literally every game you ever play! They also learn which games are best to play with your racist family, whether or not blind people are any good at scrabble, and address the age-old question: Why the fuck is there so much math in something that is supposed to be fun?!? THEN, in an unexpected turn, Stephen (@thepenta) bums everybody out by admitting he’s a fedora guy. Thankfully, David (Knight of Gelaware), is there to rally spirits with the upbeat tale of his father’s crippling addiction!! Finally, after showcasing the top 8 games people (nerds) use to get laid, they actually play one! Can the Jammerz complete their first on-air, group challenge OR will Megan (@handsomepartybutt) and Wendi (@wendibird82) completely derail the game by playing house instead of attacking monsters?!? PLUS, would anyone besides these monsters play a queef-based party game? What exactly is the ‘macro’ version of pinball?? AND, how to tell if the werewolf in your life is on drugs. ****++++++++*++++++++**** Come see us LIVE!!! NYC GlAmOuRpUsS (Hosted by Wendi Starling & Krystyna Hutchinson) Friday January 19th at 7:30 Zinc Bar 82 W 3rd St, NYC glamourpuss27.brownpapertickets.com Support the podcast by picking up a JAMALAM on JAMMERZPOD.COM Follow on Instagram & Twitter: @jammerzpod E-mail Us! jammerzpod@gmail.com Megan Rice Instagram: @handsomepartybutt Wendi Starling Twitter: @wendistarling Instagram: @wendibird82 Stephen Penta Twitter: @thepenta Instagram: @thepenta This week's end of episode Jam is Mutoid Man- "Melt Your Mind" Follow all the Jammerz Jamz on spotify on "Jammerz: The Selfish-Help Playlist" goo.gl/w27Q9x

My Grandmother's Tongue Jan 10, 2018

After barely surviving the holidays and Bomb Cyclone, the Jammerz are back baby! They’re violently hungover and rocking adult diapers but god dammit they showed up to break down exactly how they dismantled and devoured their poor, defenseless meals. First, in his never-ending quest to prove his punk, Stephen (@thepenta) goes above and beyond by draping himself in bearskin and blood before venturing out into the dog eat dog world of the local grocery store. Then, Megan (@handsomepartybutt) murders an entire family of crustaceans, captures the whole thing on video AND inadvertently creates the the first pair of high-fashion survival jewelry! Finally, with little to no cooking resources available, Wendi (@wendibird82) cons someone into taking her out to a fancy restaurant and orders the chef to bring her face-to-deep fried face with her main course. PLUS, are people stealing your bank information every time you pick up your phone? What exactly did Stephen’s family put him through that made him ‘Pennsylvania as fuck’? Can Megan and Wendi make it through the entire episode without vomiting or shitting all over themselves?? Most importantly, will Jack ever listen to the show again, or will this be the episode that pushes him off the ledge??? ****++++++++*++++++++**** Come see us LIVE!!! NYC GlAmOuRpUsS (Hosted by Wendi Starling & Krystyna Hutchinson) Friday January 19th at 7:30 Zinc Bar 82 W 3rd St, NYC glamourpuss27.brownpapertickets.com If you enjoyed Jack's JAMALAM support the podcast and get your own at JAMMERZPOD.COM Follow on Instagram & Twitter: @jammerzpod E-mail Us! jammerzpod@gmail.com Megan Rice Instagram: @handsomepartybutt Wendi Starling Twitter: @wendistarling Instagram: @wendibird82 Stephen Penta Twitter: @thepenta Instagram: @thepenta This week's end of episode ripping Jam is Odonis Odonis- "Nasty Boy" Follow all the Jammerz Jamz on spotify on "Jammerz: The Selfish-Help Playlist" goo.gl/w27Q9x

Hogs & Whores Jan 03, 2018

New year, new selfish-help adventures! This week, Megan (@hamsomepartybutt) journeys to Kansas City and drinks whiskey in an abandoned brothel with their guest, badass butcher Sarah Brieby (@queenofthebottoms). Sarah spills secrets of the secret lady butcher group, gushes about her love of skinning rabbits and poetically describes the grossest thing she ever did for ten bucks. Inspired by their new surroundings, Wendi (@wendibird82) comes up with a billion dollar business idea that will bring locals the finest cuts of meat and pu$$y. Then, the girls discover a new and exciting way to annoy Stephen (@thepenta) by simply recording in an echo chamber filled with the ghosts of blow jobs passed. The jammerz have a special (and silent) second guest… Megan’s boyfriend Preston! He quietly drinks whiskey the whole episode. In a dark corner. I’m not sure which is creepier, the ghosts of the whores, the delicious murdered animals downstairs, or the presence of an angry man! PLUS, is it more compassionate to murder and eat an animal that lived a hard life, or one that had a family? Who in the hell are ‘Boogans’, and could they be putting Sarah’s life in danger? Will Megan survive the whiskey and meat binge?? Can Wendi think of enough cow puns to overcome the shock of learning the slang term “Hank Jr.”?!? Most importantly, how will Stephen ever edit this into a coherent episode?!?! ****++++++++*++++++++**** Don't waste your hard earned bucks on back alley Hank Jr's! Help reimburse Megan & Prestons' Travel Fund by getting your Jamalamz Shoutouts at JAMMERZPOD.COM Follow on Instagram & Twitter: @jammerzpod E-mail Us! jammerzpod@gmail.com Megan Rice Instagram: @handsomepartybutt Wendi Starling Twitter: @wendistarling Instagram: @wendibird82 Stephen Penta Twitter: @thepenta Instagram: @thepenta This week's screaming is Cannibal Corpse "Hammer Smashed Face" and the end of episode jam is an oldie but a goodie: Cibo Matto "Beef Jerky" Follow all the Jammerz Jamz on spotify on "Jammerz: The Selfish-Help Playlist" goo.gl/w27Q9x

Jammerz Holidaze Dec 27, 2017

The Jammerz got super busy (drunk) this holiday season and had to record a non-ep while Megan (@handsomepartybutt) was stuck in travel hell. It’s 11 minutes long, but don’t worry, through the magic of technology, Megan still manages to talk shit to Stephen (@thepenta) and Wendi (@wendibird82) reminds you that no matter what you’re doing for the holidays, we are all living in a simulation so everything is cool! And merry! And happy! Or whatever the hell you’re supposed to say!!!

Life Is Screaming! (the anti-social media jamsesh) Dec 20, 2017

What exactly is Jammerz? Like, what is the show’s ‘mission statement’? Is any of this shit actually helpful or is every episode just ANOTHER excuse for Megan and Wendi to fuck around??? This week, the trio is forced to explain the half-baked mission of this podcast because of a hypercritical email from ‘Thomas’, a new listener that happens to be banging Wendi. Before dissecting what shall be referred to as ‘THE EMAIL’, the Jammerz recap their week on a phone diet and a follow-up on Wendi’s recently condemned apartment. PLUS, Stephen (@thepenta) brags about his negative STD test results and dangling from skyscrapers THEN, Megan (@handsomepartybutt) and Wendi (@wendibird82) present a dramatic popcorn reading of the lengthy, most man-splaning email ever written. But… does he actually have good advice? Can the gang benefit from his suggestion to start microdosing while taking a cold morning shower?? After defending the efficacy and entertainment value (it’s a fucking COMEDY podcast, bro) of the show, they leave you with only one lingering question… where in the world did Megan and Wendi get their best friendship toilet?!? ****++++++++*++++++++**** Support the screaming in your life!!! Get your Jamalamz Shoutouts at JAMMERZPOD.COM Follow on Instagram & Twitter: @jammerzpod E-mail Us! jammerzpod@gmail.com Megan Rice Instagram: @handsomepartybutt Wendi Starling Twitter: @wendistarling Instagram: @wendibird82 Stephen Penta Twitter: @thepenta Instagram: @thepenta This week's end of episode (screaming)Jam is Gouge Away "Wildflowers" Follow all the Jammerz Jamz on spotify on "Jammerz: The Selfish-Help Playlist" https://goo.gl/w27Q9x

The Arc Of Your Hair (with almost hair stylist Tali) Dec 13, 2017

Now that the Jammerz are forming a gang, they need badass haircuts to go with their new, tough alter egos so they brought in guest TALI, a newbie hairstylist, to teach them how to cut the shit out of their luscious locks. The trio is shockingly on topic UNTIL Megan (@handsomepartybutt) finally discovers Stephen’s (@thepenta) true identity AND the reason he not only does this show, but aggressively avoids talking about his age. They also debate whether or not Billy Crystal is a goblin and give out hot tips about how to discreetly package your feces to ensure you get an Uber pool to yourself! Then, Wendi (@wendibird82) threatens the guest just before handing her a pair of rusty scissors and demanding bangs. PLUS was Megan’s phone listening to her while she was having an underwear party with her boyfriend? Will Stephen have the guts to live out his fantasy of getting a haircut in the foxhole of a war zone?? Do Megan and Wendi accidentally give meaningful and, dare I say it, HELPFUL advice?!? ****++++++++*++++++++**** SUPPORT THE PussyFartGang (& Jammerz)!!! Get your Jamalamz Shoutouts at JAMMERZPOD.COM Follow on Instagram & Twitter: @jammerzpod E-mail Us! jammerzpod@gmail.com Megan Rice Instagram: @handsomepartybutt Wendi Starling Twitter: @wendistarling Instagram: @wendibird82 Stephen Penta Twitter: @thepenta Instagram: @thepenta This week's end of episode Jam is The Vaselines "Sex With An X"

Pussy Fart Gang Dec 06, 2017

After an entire week of sketching self-portraits, these idiots are EXTRA self obsessed; specifically with their noses, curly hairs and stupid pancake heads. Were they able to discover and unleash hidden artistic genius OR are their scribblings more likely to land them in a prison or psych ward than even the shittiest of galleries?? THEN Stephen (@thepenta) complains about his thoughtful (and terrifyingly appropriate) birthday gifts, PLUS Megan (@handsomepartybutt) and Wendi (@wendibird82) come up with a brilliant scheme to not only celebrate but utilize farts of the lady persuasion for warfare!!! Or maybe just to sucker people into watching them eat sandwiches… ****++++++++*++++++++**** SUPPORT THE PussyFartGang!!! Get your Jamalamz Shoutouts at JAMMERZPOD.COM Follow on Instagram & Twitter: @jammerzpod E-mail Us! jammerzpod@gmail.com Megan Rice Instagram: @handsomepartybutt Wendi Starling Twitter: @wendistarling Instagram: @wendibird82 Stephen Penta Twitter: @thepenta Instagram: @thepenta This week's end of episode Jam is ESG "DANCE"

Sleepy Lil' Bitch! (Painting w/ Alanna Vanacore) Nov 29, 2017

The Jammerz are back with another LISTENER INSPIRED EPISODE!!! Australian Jammer, Sarah, challenged the trio to selfishly express themselves through the art of… ART! Specifically drawing, painting AND vomiting colored milk onto a blank canvas. To help guide them through this sketchy, new territory, the gang calls on dear friend and obnoxiously talented artist, Alanna Vanacore (@alannavana)! While searching for inspiration, they each dig up painful memories; Stephen’s (@thepenta) abusive teachers, Megan’s (@handsomepartybutt) narcissistic lover and Wendi’s (@wendibird82) knock off welfare barbie dolls. Alanna attempts to encourage them to allow the art to flow through them, but have they unleashed new inner beasts? Can their friendships survive horrifically offensive interpretations of each others’ faces?? Is their guest using mermaid witchcraft to create her masterpieces?!? Can Stephen’s jizz really jack up the resale value of used flowers?!? For all of Alanna's obnoxiously talented paintings etc. (including sales & commissions): http://alannavanacore.com ****++++++++*++++++++**** Come see us LIVE!!! NYC GlAmOuRpUsS Saturday, Dec 2nd at 730pm Zinc Bar 82 W 3rd St, NYC glamourpuss27.brownpapertickets.com Wanna support the show? Get your Jamalamz Shoutouts at JAMMERZPOD.COM Follow on Instagram & Twitter: @jammerzpod E-mail Us! jammerzpod@gmail.com Megan Rice Instagram: @handsomepartybutt Wendi Starling Twitter: @wendistarling Instagram: @wendibird82 Stephen Penta Twitter: @thepenta Instagram: @thepenta Music JAMMZ! All painting music isThree 6 Mafia because of course it is. End of episode jam is Dai Burger "New Everything"

BABES! In Toeland. A Jammerz Holiday Extravaganza Nov 22, 2017

Happy Jammzgiving!!! The holiday season is upon us and the gang is here to prepare you for the onslaught of forced holiday hangs with last-minute gift giving tips, sexy new ways to get healthy, immune-boosting probiotics PLUS they reiterate the benefits of NOT committing suicide. Stephen (@thepenta) and Megan (@handsomepartybutt) bond over fuzzy childhood memories of shit- throwing punk rockers and Faces of Death while Wendi (@wendibird82)furiously googles said topics for masturbation purposes. THEN, while attempting to convert Stephen to team holiday cheer, the girls come up with yet ANOTHER genius movie franchise idea!! AND, in breaking news, Megan is having a sentient baby eater implanted in her uterus! But will her boyfriend’s monster cock destroy the newest tenant?! Can Wendi successfully annoy her family MORE by staying alive and away?? Is gifting your significant others’ family members with giant dildos a good idea or THE GREATEST IDEA EVER?!? ****++++++++*++++++++**** Wanna support the show? Get your Jamalamz at JAMMERZPOD.COM Follow on Instagram & Twitter: @jammerzpod E-mail Us! jammerzpod@gmail.com Megan Rice Instagram: @handsomepartybutt Wendi Starling Twitter: @wendistarling Instagram: @wendibird82 Stephen Penta Twitter: @thepenta Instagram: @thepenta Come see us LIVE!!! NYC GlAmOuRpUsS Saturday, Dec 2nd at 730pm Zinc Bar 82 W 3rd St, NYC glamourpuss27.brownpapertickets.com

BE YOUR OWN MICKEY (w/ Community {service} Expert Petey DeAbreu) Nov 15, 2017

Sometimes in life you plan for things to go one way and then they kinda, sorta totally change. Like, say you start a podcast episode thinking it’s going to be centered around being selflessly volunteering in your community but INSTEAD you become inspired to start committing mail fraud. Wait. Actually that perfectly describes this week episode. But fear not! Megan (@handsomepartybutt) Stephen (@thepenta) and Wendi (@wendiburd82) take a cue from their guest, the ferociously funny Petey DeAbreu (@pdeezjokes), and improvise to bring you one of the most inspiring episodes of Jammerz to date! Marvel at Petey’s journey from a broke kid in the Bronx, to a wealthy hustler flashing his new rims all over South Beach during a hurricane, to the humble, idealistic community-serving comedian he is today. It’s a hilariously heartfelt discussion about keeping your chin up and your face smiling when life seems to be fucking with you everytime you turn around. Follow Petey: @pdeezjokes and check out his podcast Hope of the Hood on iTunes: https://goo.gl/Er12JL ****++++++++*++++++++**** Wanna support the show? Get your Jamalamz at JAMMERZPOD.COM Follow on Instagram & Twitter: @jammerzpod E-mail Us! jammerzpod@gmail.com Megan Rice Instagram: @handsomepartybutt Wendi Starling Twitter: @wendistarling Instagram: @wendibird82 Stephen Penta Twitter: @thepenta Instagram: @thepenta Come see us LIVE!!! NYC GlAmOuRpUsS Saturday, Dec 2nd at 730pm Zinc Bar 82 W 3rd St, NYC glamourpuss27.brownpapertickets.com Music this week is Pete Rock "The Boss" at the top and American Football "My Instincts Are The Enemy" wrapping things up... because we're the kind of podcast that can start Pete Rock and end Polyvinyl Records in the same episode.

Eat All Of My Dicks (Next Gen STD testing with BIEM App founder Bryan Stacy) Nov 08, 2017

Pull out your junk and join the Jammerz as they drop-trou and expose themselves to cancer surviving one-ball wonder, sexual health advocate AND Biem founder Bryan Stacy (@talkingnut)!! Get the low down on everything from the protein content of your genitals to the latest in juicing trends PLUS the girls reveal the one thing consistently dries up their lady parts. Stephen (@thepenta) geeks out over his love of condoms, Megan (@handsomepartybutt) reminisces about her wild, needle-filled youth and Wendi (@wendibird82) confuses literally everything for a pickle. They also breakdown sex party etiquette, the best way to bring up your herpes AND weigh the pros and cons of a more lightweight, porous condom! Will our Jammerz prevail triumphant (and negative) OR will they be shunned into a life of practicing naked tai chi in the woods?!? If you're in New York City the BIEM app is live and you can try it yourself for a reduced $10 initial consultation (Normally $45) USE CODE: "PICKLEJUICE" For more info: http://biemteam.com Follow Biem: @biemteam Follow Bryan: @talkingnut Or follow us at @jammerzpod.com and hit us up for LITERALLY ANYTHING (while also supporting the podcast) with a Jamalam! You can always email us: jammerzpod@gmail.com and the end of episode ripping jam this week is METZ "Cellophane"

Anklefish Joke Bender (Getting Fit Jamsesh) Nov 01, 2017

In the heavily anticipated follow up Jamsesh to the (geriatric) action-packed “I Brought Doughnuts”, the trio breaks down the details of their individual attempts to take their fitness to the NEXT. LEVEL. DAWG. Stephen (@thepenta) gets discouraged when, after just a few intense skipping sessions, he is not performing at the level of an Olympic athlete THEN justifies his lack of follow through on a fucking bender!!! ALSO, Megan (@handsomepartybutt) hit an obstacle in Crossfit when her quad muscle locked up mid exercise! Not that she’ll need to worry about the gym after her colonoscopy fast and laxative binge. Yes. You read that right. It’s long been a mystery as to why Megan, a young, healthy’ish woman has a sporadically bleeding anus and locking muscles UNTIL the Jammerz uncover clues that may trace every one of her physical ailments to an old, cum-soaked ankle injury!! PLUS did Wendi (@wendibird82) verbally assault a massage therapist OR was it just a misguided attempt to save the environment by way of her glorious asshole?!? ****++++++++*++++++++**** Wanna support the show? Get your Jamalamz at JAMMERZPOD.COM Instagram & Twitter: @jammerzpod E-mail Us! jammerzpod@gmail.com End of episode Jam is Mclusky: To Hell with Good Intentions

The Hallowqueen of Januscary Oct 25, 2017

Who's ready to get spooooooooky?! It's Halloween and ya know what that means! Break out that traditional Halloween hummus and turn down the lights because we're ready to scare the shit out of ourselves. For fun! Listen as Stephen (@thepenta) regales us with spooooooky real life tale of ghosts and ghouls. Or maybe they're just tales of an unattended minor enjoying the foggy countryside and a frustrated Native American casino employee trying to get his rocks off? Naw. For sure ghosts. And finally, after 27 episodes Megan (@handsomepartybutt) is into puns! Exclusively Halloween puns, but it's a fcking start. PLUS Wendi (@wendibird82) uncovers the terrifying reason haunted theme parks push those grotesquely oversized turkey legs! Wait. Shhhhh... Did you hear that?? What's that behind you?!? Oh, wait. It’s probably just some dust or the shadow of a jacket on a coat rack or something. Nevermind. You're cool... OR ARE YOU?!?! ***++++++++*++++++++**** JAMMERZPOD.COM Instagram & Twitter: @jammerzpod E-mail: jammerzpod@gmail.com Music at the top is The Soft Moon - Black, and Misfits at the end because, of course.

I Brought Doughnuts (Getting Fit W Mara Marek) Oct 18, 2017

This week, the trio get their asses kicked into gear by comedian and fitness professional Mara Marek!! After calling out famous dudes she banged and hatching a scheme to get her nudes leaked, Mara (@maramarek) dives head first into assessing the Jammerz’ individual fitness levels. SPOILER ALERT: One of these aspiring athletes gets an applause break just for sitting. This master course in Personal Trainer passive aggression covers foam-rolling techniques, the importance of visualizing success and HOT TIPS for keeping your nipples camera-ready when you’re on the go!! They ALSO dole out easy-to-follow at home exercises, find out how a shoulder injury could affect your ability to properly execute a ‘legbutt’ AND all four are emotionally traumatized by a 3-letter word. Will they be able to exercise in moderation, or will Megan (@handsomepartybutt) crossfit herself to death? If she survives and becomes Queen of the Big Dawgs, will she stay with her fellow Jammerz OR will she be too busy eating protein to form full sentences?!? Can Stephen (@thepenta) get D’Angelo abs from meditating on them or will he have to do more than cry in his free yoga class and secretly eat donuts?? Which specific exercises does Wendi (@wendibird82) do to keep her tits so dope?? ****++++++++*++++++++**** JAMMERZPOD.COM Instagram & Twitter: @jammerzpod E-mail: jammerzpod@gmail.com See Wendi LIVE in NYC GlAmOuRpUsS (w/ Krystyna Hutchinson) Saturday, Oct. 26th at 730pm Zinc Bar 82 W 3rd St, NYC glamourpuss26.brownpapertickets.com That ripping exercise-playlist-ready jam at the end of the episode is Downtown Boys - "I'm Enough (I Want More)"

WE GOTTA GET A LAWYER Oct 11, 2017

Are you prepared for a home disaster?? Well neither are these idiots so let’s figure it out together! In the very first REVERSE Jammerz, Wendi (@wendibird82) breaks down the week long saga of life without a functioning bathroom and desperately needs advice (and emotional support) from her fellow Jammerz. Megan (@handsomepartybutt) also regales us with a completely fabricated fairytale about a beautiful, brunch-serving princess that worked for an evil emperor who forced his people to wash dishes in toilet water and Stephen (@thepenta) recounts his experience living in aftermath of hurricane Sandy. This episode is chocked full of hot disaster survival tips like how to make chlorine gas, staying friendly with your neighborhood fuck buddies AND making sure your insurance covers molasses floods!! PLUS, will they be able to find an actual lawyer to give a shit or will the trio be forced to hire an extra from Law & Order to figure out if Wendi’s landlord is actually a slumlord OR just trying to seduce her? Are there even grounds for legal prosecution if your lease agreement is nothing more than a tattered pirate flag?!? Plunge head first into this episode and find out the answers to these and even MORE disturbing questions. ****++++++++*++++++++**** JAMALAMZ, OUR HIT SINGLE QUINOA AND ALL THAT HOT SHIT: JAMMERZPOD.COM Instagram & Twitter: @jammerzpod E-mail: jammerzpod@gmail.com This week's end of episode jam is NYC's own Yucky Duster: "Duster's Lament"

Human Egg Cream (Jamsesh with our New Friend Natalie) Oct 04, 2017

Since becoming captivating social butterflies, the trio spread their wings and ventured out into the world in an effort to shoulder-roll their way to make a new friend with people and guess what… they actually did it! The Jammerz are proud to introduce you to their new pal, Natalie. These three monsters tricked a lovely young Canadian woman into getting dinner after a Glamourpuss show and THEN lured her into Stephen’s apartment and boy does the friendship blossom from there! They cover all the most important aspects of a budding new relationship: disgusting, old timey desserts, new friend deal-breakers (pro tip: NO NAZIS), along with foolproof techniques to hit on-I mean, start a totally NON-SEXUAL convo with your potential new bud. Wendi (@wendibird82) and Megan (@handsomepartybutt) drop a major bombshell when they reveal the real reason they find it so easy to approach people. They’re fucking gargoyles! Then, in a shocking turn of events, the trio discovers that Stephen’s (@thepenta) girlfriend may be inadvertently fueling the far right MRA activists by stealing flowers from random men in the street! Good thing they nailed this making new friends thing because they may have to start over from scratch. Finally, after spending an entire hour with the Jammerz, how will Natalie rate (yes, they force her to rate them; real friendship comes with judgement) the uncouth trio??? Find out what she thinks of them AND see if they can make this new new friendship last. Jamalamz & all your jammerz needs at: Jammerzpod.com

The Violator (being Social with party-starter Desira) Sep 27, 2017

In the first EVER listener prompted selfish-help challenge, the trio enlists the help of professional fun person, DESIRA (@arisedesira) to teach them how to make new friends! Desira gives socialization tips about everything from proper eye contact to a specific shoulders-only dance move that even the most socially uncomfortable person can pull off. Stephen (@thepenta) puts her tips into action right away, but does he take it too far outta the gate? Will he become such a staple of the NYC New Wave scene that he forgets about his fellow Jammerz?? Will Megan (@handsomepartybutt) and Wendi (@wendibird82) even notice he’s gone OR, will they be too busy counting their BILLIONS in the belly of a whale after they patent their latest brilliant invention. Yes. You read that right: ‘in the belly of a whale.’ These broads can do whatever, wherever because anywhere they go, one thing is for sure: it’s ALWAYS sexy!!! PLUS, we hear the sensual, possibly illegal details of the night Desira and Wendi met AND Megan gives you her personal recipe for a fun and flirty End-of-Life birthday party! Find your favorite dark corner, get your shoulder joints loose and get ready to socialize baby! Follow Desira on Instagram and get details for all of her upcoming events: @arisedesira Her next party starts Sunday Oct. 1st (and runs every sunday) 11-4am @ Gateway Bar (172 Broadway) in Booklyn Is your email the inspiration for the next JAMMERZ? Hit us up! Jammerzpod.com Jammerzpod@gmail.com

A Terrifying, Fucked Up Place (Therapy with almost PHd Serena) Sep 20, 2017

Get ready for a deep dive into the psyches of the Jammerz because this week, the trio is joined by close friend and therapist-in-training, Serena. It gets heavy right outta the gate as they all take shots at psychoanalyzing each other in what feels like an emotionally treacherous game of truth or dare. But they are careful not to reveal too much as they have all been burned by professionals before. We find out that Stephen (@thepenta)was dumped by his therapist because of his self-diagnosis as “too boring” for therapy and was forced to turn to podcast supporters for emotional support AND that Megan (@handsomepartybutt)and Wendi (@wendibird82)were both thrown into a shrink’s office for being run of the mill shitty kids. But fear not! With the help of Serena, they are able to pull it together and dig into deeper questions: Do we always have a choice? Do people really need to be happy? Which is a funnier line: ‘My Dad is an Asshole’ or ‘My Mom has Cancer’?? The ladies also revisit their first big fight which leads them to the discovery that they were both mystical water creatures in a previous life!! That’s fun, right?!? RIGHT?!? Sometimes you gotta break shit apart in order to rebuild and make it stronger which is exactly what the trio discovers in this unapologetically raw episode of Jammerz. If you want to force this crew to shout you out on the show, get your very JAMALAMZ from the Jamm Shoppe at jammerzpod.com ALSO… thank you for all the 'QUINOA' love!!! Our song is available anywhere you can purchase or stream music. Links here (jammerz.bandcamp.com) AND at jammerzpod.com

Come see us LIVE!!! NYC GlAmOuRpUsS Saturday, Sept 23rd at 730pm Zinc Bar 82 W 3rd St, NYC glamourpuss25.brownpapertickets.com Spend your mornings with WENDI on STATIONHEAD Wendi is the host of ‘Morning Sunshine’ a LIVE-streaming, interactive morning radio show on the brand new app STATIONHEAD! The app is legit not open to the public yet, BUT you beautiful JAMMERZ can get in early by downloading the app (bit.ly/stationhead)and using the code: ‘wendistarling’ to launch your own streaming station THEN tune into wendistarling WEEKDAYS from 9am -11am est and text/talk with Wendi LIVE and see if she can make sentences before she’s had her precious coffee. *Hey everybody! It’s Wendi. Thank you for listening and being so supportive. Please feel free to send me any and all feedback for ‘Morning Sunshine’; it’s in the early stages and I want to work out all the kinks before it launches publicly. Let me know you’re a Jammer and I’ll call you ON-AIR to be my guest co-host! Thanks again for your support. Talk to you soon!! xoxo End of song Jam is Grandaddy - "That's What You Get for Gettin' Outta Bed" - *such a perfect tune, right?

ORGAN-izer (Organization JAMSESH!) Sep 13, 2017

In the surprisingly terrifying follow up to last week’s ‘Robot Butler’, the girls briefly describe their emotionless process of decluttering their apartments and promptly get to the task of conjuring the insidious motives behind their organizer’s insistence that they remove everything EXCEPT for linens underneath their beds. Stephen (@thepenta) tries his damnedest to redirect the conversation to organization which only makes the ladies suspicious as to the extent of his involvement with the scheme to get those beach chairs out from under Megan’s bed. Being the professionals they are, Megan (@handsomepartybutt) and Wendi (@wendibird82) are able to play it cool and recount their experiences with getting rid of clothes, deep cleaning outdoor bathrooms before seamlessly turning this episode into the OFFICIAL** Annabelle: Creation podcast (@annabellecreationpodcast). But don’t worry, the trio discover some pretty interesting connections to organization. For example, if a demon disguises itself as your dead daughter and you let it move into a super creepy doll, maybe just throw that doll away. Don’t stick it in a dank closet covered in ancient bible pages room like a whore-der, get rid of it! The episode culminates with the discovery of the bone-chilling TRUE identity of the ORGAN-izer AND Mr. Stephen Penta. We don't want to spoil it BUT we do want you to stay safe so... QUICK! Press play and THEN shove as much shit under your bed as possible to keep all the chatty-teeth monster guys away! ** Even though we’d totally love to be, this podcast is in no way officially connected with Annabelle: Creation. Warner Bros, please don’t sue us. We couldn’t afford it. Come see us LIVE!!! ***PHILADELPHIA* Friday, Sept 15th at 730pm Philly Comedy Club 16 S 2nd St Philadelphia, PA 19106 Wendi opens for KRYSTYNA HUTCHINSON! (Stephen will be hiding in the back) www.phillycomedyclub.com/events/kryst…cked-podcast NYC GlAmOuRpUsS Saturday, Sept 23rd at 730pm Zinc Bar 82 W 3rd St, NYC glamourpuss25.brownpapertickets.com

Wake up with Wendi every weekday LIVE on STATIONHEAD!! Wendi is the host of ‘Morning Sunshine’ a LIVE-streaming, interactive morning radio show on the brand new app STATIONHEAD! The app is legit not open to the public yet, BUT you beautiful JAMMERZ can get in early by downloading the app ( bit.ly/stationhead )and using the code: ‘wendistarling’ to launch your own streaming station THEN tune into wendistarling WEEKDAYS from 8am -11am est and text/talk with Wendi LIVE and see if she can make sentences before she’s had her precious coffee.

Hey everybody! It’s Wendi. Thank you for listening and being so supportive. Please feel free to send me any and all feedback for ‘Morning Sunshine’; it’s in the early stages and I want to work out all the kinks before it launches publicly. Thanks again for your help!! xoxo End of song JAMZ is Danny Brown - Ain't It Funny and as always you can always find more (including exclusive JAMALAMZ and our smash hit "Quinoa") at JAMMERZPOD.COM

Robot Butler (with Professional Organizer Amy Neiman) Sep 06, 2017

Get out your notebooks because this episode is JAM-packed with everything you need to know to get your life in order! This week, the trio are joined by Amy Neiman (@amy_neiman), a professional organizer AND the woman that shamed Stephen (@thepenta) into finally getting rid of the garbage he has been collecting for the past 'fill-in-the-blank' years. Amy doles out specific tips for clearing out the unnecessary clutter in your life, talks about the origins of her OCD then schools Megan (@handsomepartybutt) and Wendi (@wendibird82) on the politically correct terminology for a person that engages in hoarding (hint: it’s NOT the name of a popular television show). The interview is going smoothly until Stephen says one word that threatens the entire foundation of the Jammerz. In the midst of listening to Stephen wax poetic about the loss of his beloved chords and gold records, the girls are SICKENED when they find out that someone they trusted (yes, past tense purposely used) threw away A WORKING FUCKING ROBOT!!! We also unearth the dark, sticky history of Stephen’s attic, discover Wendi’s earliest childhood trauma AND reveal the shockingly terrifying reason Megan can never store beach chairs underneath her bed. But does anything even matter when you don’t have the mechanical star of a 2001 Skater-Pop-Punk music video serving you whiskey and cheese while you play with your Miss Piggy Paper Doll??? If you're in need of a professional organizer, you can learn more about Amy and her company, A Simplified Life: amyneiman.com Buy yourself some JAMALAMZ or check out our hit single "Quinoa" w/ Sarah Dooley at JAMMERZPOD.COM!! or get your fix of robot nostalgia: https://goo.gl/c4kwbz

Vacation Hangover Aug 30, 2017

Ever wonder what rockstar super celeb podcasters do to relax? Wonder no more because this week, we get into the dirty details of Megan’s desert vacation and the salacious specifics of Stephen and Wendi’s lakelife getaway. Megan (@handsomepartybutt) started her getaway with a surprisingly delightful visit to the DMV and the local Walmart. While Stephen (@thepenta) and Wendi (@Wendibird82) kicked off their weekend with panic attacks while surrounded with bags of gourmet cheeses AND a serendipitous Walmart trip. Miraculously, all three of the Jammerz resisted the temptation to indulge in the genetically engineered Oreo flavors offered by the superstore overlord AND the trio addresses the BIG issues like: how to cum (with or without a partner) during a group vacation, appropriate bathroom etiquette AND the most responsible way to do drugs. Will Megan ever settle on a place to live and raise a family OR will she end up living between 7 different cities? Can Stephen tell time from the position of the sun? Is Wendi ever going to overcome her weird urine addiction? Did Megan trip balls bro? And where in the FUCK can a girl find a chafing stick?!? Get the answers to these questions and more in this week's Jamsesh #VacationHangover If you want to force this crew to shout you out on the show (and show your support for Jammerz!), get your very own JAMALAMZ at jammerzpod.com ALSO… thank you for all the 'QUINOA' love!!! Our song is available anywhere you can purchase music or follow the links on Jammerzpod.com Come see us LIVE!!! MIAMI, FL Wendi Starling Headlines Tuesday, September 12th at 8pm Ricky’s South Beach 1222 16th St, Miami Beach BOCA RATON, FL Wendi Starling Headlines Thursday, September 14th at 7pm Farmer's Table www.eventbrite.com/e/wendi-starlin…ets-37427542788 PENSACOLA, FL Wendi Starling Headlines Friday, September 15th at 8pm Back Porch Comedy at CHIZUKO 506 West Belmont Street Pensacola, FL NYC GlAmOuRpUsS Saturday, Sept 23rd at 730pm Zinc Bar 82 W 3rd St, NYC glamourpuss25.brownpapertickets.com End of episode jam is the eternal vacation tune: Washed Out "It All Feels Right." Did you know you can find most of the music from JAMMERZ on Spotify at JAMMERZ: The Selfish-Help Playlist ... Really... It's a thing: https://goo.gl/GKEQBd

JAMSESH: Mitness Witness Aug 23, 2017

After becoming masters of time management, the Jammerz crew shells out tips on how to trick yourself into becoming a little more productive every single day! And because of their newly discovered efficiency, they left plenty of time to spill their centuries-old beauty secrets AND go into detail about the proper application of pigeon shit and virgin blood to ensure you keep a terrifyingly youthful glow. Megan (@handsomepartybutt) teaches us how to objectify men in a cool way, Wendi (@Wendibird82) tells you how to tell if your crush likes you back AND Stephen (@thepenta) shares his foolproof flirting strategy. ALSO, how can you tell the difference between a lesion and good ol’ fashioned skin party? What in the hell is a Mitness Witness? Will Stephen ever comprehend the concept of a city vs. a state?!? Just when you think they’ve gone too far off the rails, the Jammerz miraculously save enough time to answer a listener email!! Not only do they give phenomenal advice, they also go into great detail about what is probably an inaccurate description of the history of the city of Copenhagen, take a hard stance on cannibalism PLUS, the trio lays the groundwork for their dream cult city of Jammerz, Montana. All this and MORE insanity in under an hour!!! This is the ultimate crash course in time management. So inspiring that I only took TWO breaks to jerk off while typing the episode description!! If you want to force this crew to shout you out on the show or answer your questions, get your very own JAMALAMZ at jammerzpod.com ... or, you can always find us on social media @jammerzpod or email jamerzpod@gmail.com ALSO… thank you for all the 'QUINOA' love!!! Our song is available anywhere you can purchase music. Buy it at jammerz.bandcamp.com OR click the link on jammerzpod.com COME SEE US LIVE : NYC!!! GLAMOURPUSS 2nd Anniversary Extravaganza w/ Wendi Starling & Krystyna Hutchinson Saturday, August 26th @ 7:30pm Zinc Bar 82 W 3rd St Glamourpuss24.brownpapertickets.com

Double Teaming My Heart (Time Management w/ Julie Kottakis) Aug 16, 2017

Rocked by their recent rise to fame as pop music superstars AND marketing geniuses, the Jammerz are struggling to find enough time and energy necessary to skyrocket towards their full potential. Or at the very least, stop jerking off long enough to respond to an email, so they have enlisted the help of this week’s guest, real-life wonder woman AND Wendi’s panty-selling mentor, the hilarious and multi-faceted JULIE KOTTAKIS (@theweirdjulie)!!! Julie shares the simple and effective scheduling techniques that enable her work a full-time day job in a fancy law firm AND perform stand-up comedy, write/shoot/edit her popular internet videos, sell panties and pee-pee, raise a dog AND a human daughter without losing her GD mind. They also break down the hierarchy of sex workers, the most efficient way to schedule a lunchtime quickie, and delve into the world of BDSM, which prompts Megan and Wendi to threaten Stephen with a good time. Julie caps of the episode with a truly inspiring story of perseverance that will bring tears to your eyes for more than one reason. For real. We’re not shitting you. Once you have recovered from Julie's emotional roller coaster of a story, buckle in for another wild ride as these dummies attempt to read their VERY FIRST JAMALAMZ from fellow jammer, and BADASS business mogul, Melanie Saulle!!! If you want to force this crew to shout you out on the show, get your very JAMALAMZ from the Jamm Shoppe at jammerzpod.com ALSO… thank you for all the 'QUINOA' love!!! Our song is available anywhere you can purchase or stream music. Links here (https://jammerz.bandcamp.com) AND at jammerzpod.com End of episode Jamm is Potty Mouth - "Smash Hit" COME SEE US LIVE: NYC!!! Glamourpuss 2nd Anniversary Extravaganza Saturday, August 26th 730pm Zinc Bar 82 W 3rd St glamourpuss24.brownpapertickets.com Social Media is fucked and so are we, join the party: @jammerzpod E-mail: jammerzpod@gmail.com jammerzpod.com Megan

instagram: @handsomepartybutt Wendi

twitter: @wendistarling instagram: @wendibird82 Stephen

twitter: @thepenta instagram: @thepenta

Hip. Hot. Young. {Manufacturing a Hit Pt. 2} (ft. beatmaster Jared Piccone) Aug 09, 2017

It’s the thrilling conclusion to last week’s “Oatmeal Man”, and the trio are determined to become pop sensations! Stephen lures his BFF, Jared Piccone, who is also a producer/beat master extraordinaire, into the studio and tasks him with transforming ‘Quinoa’ into a dance club MEGA HIT. That’s right, the trio is lucky enough to get the son of old school Italian rapper, Lil’ Ragu into their studio. They pick his brain about everything from touring with Skrillex to co-fronting a band with our very own Stephen Penta AND the best method of consoling your parents once they find out you write songs about butts. Inspired by a whole new world of opportunities, Megan and Wendi devise a plan to become the next big celeb DJ's, but there is just one problem… while the ladies are shaking their youthful, perfectly proportioned bods, who will manipulate the musical pulleys and levers?!? They also get kinda serious talking about the pursuit of dreams, accepting perceived failures, overcoming fears and all that emo stuff. Get over it and INTO IT; egotistical self-reflection is to be expected from international singing, skateboarding, dancing and napping SUPERSTARS. QUINOA IS NOW A LEGIT SMASH HIT SINGLE FT. SARAH DOOLEY PRODUCED BY JARED PICCONE AND YOU CAN REALLY BUY IT HERE: https://jammerz.bandcamp.com ...or on any digital music store or streaming service worldwide. It all supports JAMMERZ and we appreciate you. Buy it! Playlist it! Rate it! Bump it! You can also check out the Jared Piccone co-produced Black Caviar track "Coco Puffs," & their other sweet jammz: https://open.spotify.com/track/4BR0FfdWKZdRySk2MfVYxg DON'T FORGET YOUR JAMALAMZ! now live: https://www.jammerzpod.com/thejammshoppe COME SEE US LIVE: NYC!!!

GLAMOURPUSS 2nd Anniversary Extravaganza Saturday, August 26th @ 730pm Zinc Bar, 82 W 3rd St, NYC Tix: glamourpuss24.brownpapertickets.com FOLLOW US ON SOCIAL MEDIA!! @jammerzpod (duh) E-mail: jammerzpod@gmail.com jammerzpod.com Megan

instagram: @handsomepartybutt Wendi

twitter: @wendistarling instagram: @wendibird82 Stephen

twitter: @thepenta instagram: @thepenta

Oatmeal Man: Manufacturing A Hit Pt.1 (ft. singer / songwriter extraordinaire Sarah Dooley) Aug 02, 2017

We already know Wendi (@wendibird82) and Megan (@handsomepartybutt) are comedic geniuses, professional nutritionists, acting powerhouses and all around perfect human women. But can they write a song? This week, the trio is joined by the amazingly talented singer/songwriter Sarah Dooley (@unruliestdooley) and their skills are put to the test when they attempt to write and record a hot, summer jam mere hours after a death happened within view of the studio. For real. Thankfully, half of the team are heartless robots that just wanna bring joy and selfish-help to the masses and they strongarm Sarah into walking us through her process AND shelling out tips to help you stimulate your own creative juices, even in the wake of a tragedy. With the guidance of producer extraordinaire, Mr. Stephen Penta(@thepenta), the ladies brainstorm prolific lyrics set to the inspired melody crafted by Ms. Dooley. Wendi shows off her above average karaoke skills, Megan immediately goes into full rebel rockstar mode (don’t tell her boyfriend) while Stephen remind the ladies that they need to come up with music AND lyrics in order for it to count as a song. What is he? Some kinda oatmeal man? Or (god forbid!) a malt-o-meal guy?? Will they succeed in creating the ultimate summer jam or give up and crawl into a bottle of vodka like the undeniable rockstars the truly are??? Most importantly… WHERE CAN YOU BUY THIS HOT JAMMERZ JAM?!? We have no idea as of this moment, BUT we’ll keep you posted on how to get this sweet track in your ears… Sarah Dooley's music is fantastic and we can't stop saying nice things about her! We played "Stupid Things" to kickoff the episode and "Teenage Elegance" at the end. Her album "Stupid Things" and new single "But Not For Me" are in all the digital music places. You can follow her here: facebook.com/sarahdooleymusic JAMM US & SHARE US & RATE US & EMAIL US!!! jammerzpod.com jammerzpod@gmail.com @jammerzpod UPCOMING LIVE STANDUP +++++===========+++++ NYC SATURDAY, AUG26th @ 7:30pm GLAMOURPUSS 2 YEAR ANNIVERSARY SHOW!!! with Krystyna Hutchinson & Wendi Starling ZINC BAR 82 W. 3rd St NYC 21+, tix are $15 www.brownpapertickets.com/event/3049827

JAMSESH: Handjob Secret Test Jul 26, 2017

Are you ready to have your mind blown? Because holy. Shit. Wendi (@wendibird82) and Megan (@handsomepartybutt) have finally completed a task! And they were both wildly successful. Go ahead and let that sink in. Okay. You can stop applauding now. Stephen (@thepenta), well, he did BUY a flower and didn't actually grow something with his heart and his hands but we can forgive him because we can't all be the world's greatest farmers over night. Besides learning all the greatest farmer tips from these two professionals, we’ll also learn that Wendi is a goddamn thief! Hide yo beans! Megan grows one goddamn chive and stops eating meat. Except for chicken and fish (tinosaurs and dumb things are chill to eat). That's right, she even more badass now that she vows to only eat animals that she can kill with her bare hands!! Megan’s new lifestyle arouses a haunting memory from Wendi’s past. A memory that begs the question: What the fuck is a Handjob Secret Test? And Stephen makes a brand new friend who’s ethnic background is unimportant so it's weird I'm even bringing that up right now; the important thing is that he finally found somebody that understands his "flower shop vibes". The trio ALSO addresses Megan’s recent bank account hacking and share their ill-informed opinions and advice on how to handle your finances PLUS the importance of thematically coordinating your home furnishings. Get out your notebooks and get ready to survive! JAMM US & SHARE US & RATE US & EMAIL US!!! : jammerzpod.com jammerzpod@gmail.com @jammerzpod UPCOMING LIVE STANDUP +++++===========+++++ HAMPTONS TONIGHT! WEDNESDAY, JULY 26th HARLEQUINS in the HAMPTONS with Wendi Starling, Tim Dillon, and Jen Hellman The Stephen Talk House 161 Main St. - Amagansett, NY Tickets: stephentalkhouse.com/event.cfm?id=264383&cart LOS ANGELES MONDAY JULY 31ST 7PM Megan Rice + Burlesque + Magic + Music The Three Clubs 1123 Vine Street, Los Angeles threeclubs.com NYC SATURDAY, AUG26th @ 7:30pm GLAMOURPUSS 2 YEAR ANNIVERSARY SHOW!!! with Krystyna Hutchinson & Wendi Starling ZINC BAR 82 W. 3rd St NYC 21+, tix are $15 http://www.brownpapertickets.com/event/3049827

Farming Is A Real Bitch (w/ Farmer Doug Dixon) Jul 19, 2017

Grab your shades and kick off your shoes because the Jammerz are in Los Angeles with comedian/botanist and self-aware 311 fan, Doug Dixon! Get ready to luxuriate in the soothing sounds of LA traffic, local street vendors, and Megan and Wendi straight up talking over the boys. What do you want! It’s LA, baby! These idiots are so chill, they’re not wearing headphones OR proper underwear. But has the chillness of LA affected hardcore New Yorker, Stephen Penta?? Yes! But only to make him more irritable, which is all fun and games until he reveals himself to be a former gun owner (insert theme music from ‘Psycho’)!!! Luckily, the trio gets enough of a contact high from Doug’s weed sandals to mellow out about the gun stuff and find out exactly how Doug turned a stoner thought into a reality that was able to not only feed his fellow comics but also get him high AND successful enough to afford a pool! That’s right, we got a self-taught farmer so get out your notebooks to jot down helpful tips like: how to safely operate a rototiller using just your genitalia, the best way to kill a savvy NYC rat AND an easy DIY pepper spray recipe! We also get some sweet insider info about the history of an Oklahoma football team, an uncomfortable amount of 311 trivia PLUS Megan and Wendi gush about the health benefits of eating dirt! If even 3% of the conspiracy blogs are correct, we may be rapidly hurdling towards an apocalyptic zombie future so get this episode into your ears and GET GROWING YOUR OWN FOOD. Or at least learn how to add ladybugs to your life for a little extra whimsy. Follow Doug Dixon! Twitter & Instagram: @dugdixonmymouth Most of this week's sweet Jammz brought to you by P-Nut, Nick, Chad & Tim JAMM US & SHARE US & RATE US & EMAIL US!!! : jammerzpod.com jammerzpod@gmail.com @jammerzpod UPCOMING LIVE STANDUP +++++===========+++++ NYC FRIDAY, JULY 21ST @ 7:30pm GLAMOURPUSS with Krystyna Hutchinson & Wendi Starling ZINC BAR 82 W. 3rd St NYC 21+, tix are $15 TICKET LINK: glamourpuss23.brownpapertickets.com HAMPTONS WEDNESDAY, JULY 26th HARLEQUINS in the HAMPTONS with Wendi Starling, Tim Dillon, and Jen Hellman The Stephen Talk House 161 Main St. - Amagansett, NY Tickets: http://stephentalkhouse.com/event.cfm?id=264383&cart LOS ANGELES MONDAY JULY 31ST 7PM Megan Rice + Burlesque + Magic + Music The Three Clubs 1123 Vine Street, Los Angeles http://threeclubs.com

Touch It (w/ Massage Therapist: Michele Sinacore) Jul 12, 2017

In what is for sure the most action-packed Jammerz to date, the trio digs into proper massage technique with licenced massage therapist MICHELE SINACORE(@vitabymichele)! She sets up her table and the crew gets rubbin’ and tuggin’… on her BRAIN for information, you dirty birds. She demystifies ‘Day Spa’ culture by breaking down the different massage styles, how to behave when you’re receiving a massage and proper tipping etiquette. Megan (@handsomepartybutt) and Stephen (@thepenta) have flashbacks to disturbing childhood memories and Wendi (@wendibird82) uses her big girl words in attempt to impress and coax Michelle into saying a dirty word. PLUS Stephen finally faces his intimacy-of-touch issues when the girls bully him into massaging a SECRET SPECIAL GUEST. Will he actually give the massage or will he chicken out? Can Megan and Wendi trick their guest into talking about boners? Most importantly, can the trio pull of a listenable show with 5 people on 3 mics?!? Are you in NYC? Book Michele for a massage therapy session! vitabymichele.com or on Instagram: @vitabymichele Or just try to relax to the soothing sound of more JAMMERZ: jammerzpod.com jammerzpod@gmail.com @jammerzpod The end of episode jam is "Contact" by Froth out now on Wichita Records

JAMSESH: Where Are You Taking Me? Jul 05, 2017

After an emergency meeting of the minds with Sydnee Washington and Marie Faustin (EP: “I’m Through With You”), the trio takes advantage of having Megan in NYC and gets all gussied up in dresses and monocles to go out on a friend date in attempt to salvage the friendship that gave birth to Jammerz in the first place. That’s right, it’s the SECOND Jammerz adventure recorded outside of the comfort of the studio so all the background sounds you hear are REAL: wind, birds, even the aggressively silent indifference of their Uber driver. Oh yeah, they go all out and treat themselves to a car that whisks them away from the studio to a super secret surprise location that Megan and Wendi are pretty sure Stephen will LOVE, but the wind is so horrific that they are forced to stop recording and shuffle into the park in search of protection from the elements. Lesser podcasters would give up after an immediate (and easily avoidable) failure, but not our fearless three; they are determined to have a successful friend date and HAVE GOOD TIME, DAMMIT. The girls remind themselves that they were friends BEFORE they were podcast superstars and honestly examine the ramifications for exploiting their friendship for ‘likes’ (please stop reading this and follow us on Instagram/Twitter: @jammerzpod thaaaaaankyew). Megan comes to the sobering realization that she prefers 3,000 miles and a screen between her and Wendi THEN she and Stephen compassionately concoct a fool-proof solution for Wendi to not constantly scare away her friends! They also give helpful tips to ensure a successful date of any kind, discuss whether or not people do butt stuff in the park, and stumble upon a romantic murder hut! Friendships are like any other relationship and require work, compassion, communication or, at the very least, copious amounts of booze and french cheese. But can they tolerate each other long enough to destroy their digestive systems with aged dairy, or does this date end with the Jammerz on their phones, unfriending each other in life AND on the internet...??? JAMM MORE? www.jammerzpod.com E-Mail us! jammerzpod@gmail.com Follow us: @jammerzpod

I'm Through With You (with real-life friends Sydnee Washington & Marie Faustin) Jun 28, 2017

After 4 days together in Wendi’s tiny NYC bedroom, the girls are on the verge of strangling each other and leaving Stephen to jam all alone, so they call in the fabulously funny and talented SYDNEE WASHINGTON (@justsydbw) and MARIE FAUSTIN (@reeezy) (The Unofficial Experts Podcast, MTV’s “Vidiots”) for an emergency selfish help session in order to save their friendship and the show!!! Working with your friends seems like the perfect way to get shit done AND spend time with your loved ones, but things are not always as easy as they seem. Miraculously, Sydnee and Marie have weathered many storms together and are here to give helpful tips on the proper way to decline phone calls, avoid contact (of the physical and eyeball persuasion) all the while making sure your partner gets validation and sufficient amounts of sugary breakfast cereals. They also breakdown the tricky topic of division of workload and the appropriate amount of flame emojis to include in a business email! (HINT: Zero). We then take a trip down memory lane and recount the romantic tale of Megan and Wendi first laying eyes on each other at a dingy open mic. All is going well until Marie unknowingly starts a beef with Stephen and the entire wheelchair-bound community!! Can they rekindle their codependent love AND repair the freshly inflicted wound or is this the tragically premature death of Jammerz?!? Catch Sydnee & Marie on their podcast Unofficial Expert @comedyhype-com and at their monthly NYC show The Warm-Up HOLD YOUR FRIENDSHIP TOGETHER WITH ALL THE JAMMZ YOU CAN HANDLE: jammerzpod.com E-Mail us: jammerzpod@gmail.com Follow us: @jammerzpod

Your Mantra Should Be 'Titties' Jun 21, 2017

Ommm… Ommm… Ommmmygawd they did it! These idiots meditated everyday for an entire week and they’re swapping stories and spiritual revelations which is pretty impressive for a clusterfuck of atoms floating in space. Megan (@handsomepartybutt) and Stephen (@thepenta) divulge their heart-opening mantras and breathing techniques, while Wendi (@wendistarling)casually explains how she manipulates the simulated lucid dream we call ‘existence’. Oh yeah. She may have gone too far this time. Can Megan save Stephen from spiralling down the rabbit hole with Wendi or has the trio already fallen under the mind control of a mysterious woman on the internet? www.jammerzpod.com E-Mail us! jammerzpod@gmail.com Follow us: @jammerzpod

Tell Me About Your Aliens (w/ Spiritual Healer Kate Wolff) Jun 14, 2017

Why are we on this planet? What is the meaning of life? Why do cats have the most terrifying dicks of any living creature?? Megan and Wendi have no fucking clue, so they jump in Stephen’s van and drive all way to New Jersey in search of some answers from Spiritual Healer and professional funny person KATE WOLFF (@thekatewolff). Kate opens up about her spiritual journey, describes the process of awakening and offers advice to the godless trio. Can Megan (@handsomepartybutt) meditate her way to a full night’s sleep? Where are Stephen’s (@thepenta) spiritually ‘dead’ zones? Is Wendi (@wendistarling) psychic? For reals though, why are cat’s dicks so scary? For all things Kate Wolff: thekatewolff.com AND get tickets to her next (super fun) break free dance party here: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/break-free-tickets-34628189848 FOR ALL THINGS JAMMERZ: www.jammerzpod.com E-Mail us! jammerzpod@gmail.com Follow us: @jammerzpod

JAMSESH! The 13th Monkey Jun 07, 2017

After getting tips and tricks from Irene, the ladies wore FULL makeup everyday for an entire week. But did the addition of this admittedly basic grooming routine change their lives in any way? Will they continue to be fancy makeup ladies or morph back into their greasy garbage selves? Does any of that even matter when you stumble upon a billion-dollar film franchise idea?!? Yeah, you read that right. Aside from discussing their week in makeup, Stephen throws out a possible marketing technique for the show, which leads Megan and Wendi to a GENIUS concept that could straight up revolutionize the motion picture industry. They also address Megan’s problematic new skincare regimen and Wendi’s out of control spending habits. www.jammerzpod.com E-Mail us! jammerzpod@gmail.com Follow us: @jammerzpod Music this episode is MEGAN'S ALL TIME FAVORITE SKA BAND, Santa Cruz's own Slow Gherkin... who are openly invited to reunite on Jammerz any time. #horndreams

Because We Wanna Look Nice! (w/ Makeup Guru Irene Morales) Jun 07, 2017

What’s the best type of mascara? How do I find the perfect shade of foundation? Why is Stephen’s ass so hairy? Megan (@handsomepartybutt) and Wendi (@wendistarling) are most definitely NOT equipped to answer those, or any other beauty related questions, so they invited makeup guru and professional funny person IRENE MORALES (@irene_morales) to help them fix their face game. We also learn about Stephen’s (@thepenta)body hair issues, find creative new ways to objectify men AND we manage to get a list of helpful makeup tips for YOU! Follow Irene! Instagram: @irenesmorales www.jammerzpod.com E-Mail us! jammerzpod@gmail.com Follow us: @jammerzpod Music Jamz this episode: Lizzo - 'Scuse Me' - off her latest EP Coconut Oil (... Wendi?) which is a fucking genuine JAM. and Le Tigre - 'Decepticon' ... which you already knew because you are a fabulous person with fantastic taste and a deep knowledge of Kathleen Hanna's catalog.

JAMSESH: The Great Garbage Heist Jun 04, 2017

After a crash course in garbage picking and furniture building, the trio reconvenes to show off their hand-crafted, garbage inspired technology accessories. Megan (@handsomepartybutt) found a way to cut through metal to make her fancy new iPhone holder and Wendi(@wendibird82) tells the harrowing tale of rummaging through the nail salon’s dumpster for the finishing touches on her trash table. They also lay out plans for a multi-purpose trash robot! Everything’s going smoothly until, in a SHOCKING turn of events, this Jamsesh suddenly falls apart. Is it lost beyond repair, or can the trio utilize their newly acquired skills to pick up the shattered pieces of their friendship and ‘reypurpose’ it into a stronger version of its previous self?? We also find out that Stephen (@thepenta) is pretty sure he would crush it working in a sex dungeon AND that both of our lovely ladies prefer getting pissed on to learning a new language. Yes. You read that right. Get ready for another wild ride into the twisted world of Jammerz... www.jammerzpod.com jammerzpod@gmail.com @jammerzpod

The Proper Term Is Garbage Picker (w/ Repurposing Expert ReyNaldo) May 31, 2017

Ever wonder what happens to the furniture you carelessly left on the curb because you were too lazy to call a charity to collect it? (Sidenote: yeah, that’s a thing you can do.) If that garbage is LUCKY, it gets salvaged by today’s guest, REY NALDO, and ‘Reypurposed’ (@reypurposed) into dope, one-of-kind functional art pieces. In this episode of Jammerz, Megan is strapped onto Stephen, baby-bjorn style, and the trio hits the streets of NYC with Rey for a crash course in the underground world of Garbage Picking!! (Literally. That’s not a euphemism for Wendi’s dating habits.) Rey also gives great advice for people that want to try their hand at garbage-inspired DIY projects! (Still not a dating euphemism.) It’s their first outdoor mission, and the Jammerz have a lot to prove. Will they find their dream garbage? Does Megan (@handsomepartybutt) get her wish of being hit by a car? Can Wendi (@wendibird82)avoid wandering into a bar? Can I think of a suspenseful question involving Stephen (@thepenta) that ends with a word that rhymes with ‘bar’?!? Rey Naldo's etsy store: www.reypurposed.etsy.com Rey Naldo's Instagram: @reypurposed www.jammerzpod.com jammerzpod@gmail.com @jammerzpod Jammerz theme music created by our good friends at http://hyperballadmusic.com in Brooklyn. Other songs featured are: Soulwax - Is It Always Bianary and Leon Russell's version of If I Had A Hammer.

HEROIN CHEESE May 24, 2017

DISCLAIMER: THESE IDIOTS ARE NOT DOCTORS OR NUTRITIONISTS AND YOU SHOULD FOR SURE DO THE OPPOSITE OF LITERALLY EVERYTHING THEY DO. WELL, EXCEPT FOR THE FUN STUFF. Summer’s almost here so you know what that means… terrible crash diet advice from people that don’t know what they’re talking about and Jammerz is getting in on that market!!! In anticipation of their impending fame (and subsequent invites to exclusive rooftop pools, duh) the trio cuts sugar out of their diets for an entire week in an effort to jump start their metabolism while educating the masses and laying out an easy-to-follow meal plan! Join them on their exciting journey of nutritional label reading, low blood sugar anger flare-ups AND learning how to survive in the woods when your significant other kicks your ass out of the house. PLUS Megan (@handsomepartybutt) schools the east coasters on the latest douchey L.A. food trends in between waxing poetic about her love of bread and cheese, we learn the secrets behind Wendi’s (@wendistarling) favorite egg recipe and the REAL reason Stephen (@thepenta) moved to New York f*cking City bay-beeee! Will they stick with their newly ‘clean’ diets or immediately shovel the nearest refined sugar into their faces? Has Stephen been allowed back into his apartment? Most importantly, can the trio figure out how to fix the recording equipment that fails at the end of the episode?!? www.jammerzpod.com jammerzpod@gmail.com @jammerzpod This week's end of episode jam is "I Can't Quit You Baby" - Willie Dixon

Jamsesh: Social Media Mayhem May 22, 2017

In this ultimate meta-timewarp Jamsesh, you are transported back to the hear the trio hash out the gritty details of their social media promotion efforts culminating with the midnight release of the first episode of Jammerz! Megan defends her Instagram feed, Stephen reveals his bargain shopping secrets, and Wendi unleashes her plan to get Jammerz fans in exotic locations. Everything is going smoothly until the trio goes LIVE on Instagram (courtesy of the fabulous Krystyna Hutchinson) and fame goes straight to their heads. The podcast rapidly devolves into a drug and booze fueled free for all culminating in ONE of the Jammerz reconnecting with a long-lost May/December crush AND an absolute breakdown of communication between the trio. But honestly, who cares about coherent conversations when you’re trying to get those LIKES, BAY-BEEEE! Have we mentioned that you can find us on the internet? www.jammerzpod.com E-Mail us! jammerzpod@gmail.com Follow us: @jammerzpod Follow Megan: @handsomepartybutt Follow Wendi: @wendistarling Follow Stephen: @thepenta

High Vibes (w/ Branding Expert Jasmine Takanikos) May 17, 2017

Two funny chicks? CHECK. Dope sound and graphics? CHECK. Cryptic, nonsensical title? CHECK. This Selfish-Help Podcast has got it all, they just need to spread the gospel to their fellow Jammerz, but how will the trio get their semi-coherent conversations to stand out amongst a bazillion other podcasts?!? They have no f*cking idea, so Stephen reluctantly brought in one of his fancy friends, JASMINE TAKANIKOS (@JasJTakanikos). She’s a badass, professional branding and marketing expert AND the CEO of her own consulting firm, Brand Human. Jasmine gives tips on social media strategies, finding your authentic voice and identifying your core ‘audience’. But can the trio pull it together in time OR will they be distracted by Stephen’s NPR voice and Wendi’s rare medical condition?? Will Megan muscle her way into the position of the Jammerz Instagram Curator?? WTF even is a ‘curator’ and why are you still reading this?? Listen to Jasmine, take notes and in a few years, we’ll all take our private jets and meet for brunch in Greece. But like, the expensive part of Greece. If you are in need of a professional brand strategist: www.jasmineconsultinggroup.com Or you can roll the dice JAMMERZ: www.jammerzpod.com jammerzpod@gmail.com @jammerzpod The song at the end is "Content" by @Joywave. It fucking rips. Put it in your earholes.

Coffee Table Abortions May 10, 2017

The ladies are back on the sauce and making an effort to keep this Jam Sesh slightly more chill than the last one. In fact Wendi (@wendistarling ) is SO chill, that she repeats the intro a few times but worry not, once this shit gets going, it’s truly ‘LOVE’ly. Get it? IT’S A RELATIONSHIP EPISODE. In this Jam Sesh, the trio opens up about their love lives and share stories and advice with each other PLUS, we kinda meet Preston! How did Megan (@handsomepartybutt )change her attitude and finally accept that her boyfriend loves her? When did Stephen (@thepenta ) know Krystyna was ‘the one’? Does Wendi’s cat prefer to be big spoon or little spoon? We get those juicy* details and more hot* tips to keep your relationship spicy*, PLUS fun, easy-to-do games that single people can do to help them feel less alone throughout the cold, dark night. *(Use of adjectives ‘juicy’, ‘hot’ and ‘spicy’ are one million percent a terrible attempt at some kind of a meatball pun. Please accept our most sincere apologies.) https://www.jammerzpod.com E-Mail us! jammerzpod@gmail.com Follow us: @jammerzpod

Get Vodka Back In Our Schools Apr 26, 2017

Welcome to JAMMERZ! The Selfish-Help Podcast. Bicoastal best friends Megan Rice (@handsomepartybutt) and Wendi Starling (@wendistarling) join forces with Stephen Penta (@thepenta) in a half-assed but full-hearted attempt to improve themselves and the world around them. But mostly themselves. In the inaugural episode, the ladies are super intense outta the gate. Aside from bragging about completing their first challenge of avoiding booze for a WHOLE WEEK (thankyouverymuch), they address the nation's crippling vodka shortage, try to figure out Stephen's age, debate the proper pronunciations of summer fruit, AND Wendi has an emotional breakdown! We debated with on whether or not to edit the freakout from the episode but FUCK IT. That kinda stuff is part of life PLUS the trio problem solves and gets through the whole thing so it’s a DOUBLY selfish helpful episode. E-Mail us! jammerzpod@gmail.com Follow us: @jammerzpod

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