Punch Line with Marlon Humphrey

Latest Episodes:

Geno Stone on His Future with the Ravens, Covid Leading to Being Cut and DPOY Campaign Nov 01, 2023

Show notes

Geno Stone, the NFL leader in Interceptions, joins Marlon and Jack to discuss his draft weekend nightmare, being waived by the Ravens and an incredible 2023 season in a contract year.

0:00 Intro

1:30: Marlon’s Mind

3:33 Hollywood Brown Trash Talk

7:10 Leading NFL in INTs & DPOY Pitch

11:33: 7th Round Draft Story

17:28 Drafted vs. Undrafted Pros and Cons

24:08 Crazy Ravens/Steelers Covid Story

34:43 Geno earning Marlon’s Respect

38:05 Earl Thomas Stories

41:53 Studying Ed Reed

46:25 Playing in a Contract Year

50:00 NFL Trade Deadline

1:02:00 Kim K partners with NBA

1:06:10 Seahawks Preview

1:08:00 Analyst Humph

Kyle Van Noy Tells All on Miami Dolphins Scandal, Tom Brady Stories and Making the Ravens into Super Bowl Champions Oct 25, 2023

Show notes

Kyle Van Noy joins Marlon Humphrey and Jack Settleman to talk Ravens Super Bowl, Tom Brady and Belichick stories and crazy times in Miami.

Marlon’s Mind (00:00:00-00:04:36)

Ravens Dominate the Lions (00:05:36-00:09:55)

National Championship in Arizona(00:09:55-00:16:42)

What really happened in Miami (00:16:42-00:22:17)

Getting Traded in the NFL (00:22:17-00:26:38)

NFL Draft Process (00:26:38-00:31:03)

Kyle on the Ravens Super Bowl Hopes (00:31:03-00:32:24)

Belichick & Harbaugh Differences (00:32:24-00:37:30)

Playing with Stafford, Brady, Tua, Lamar, Herbert (00:37:30-00:42:15)

Kyle’s Tweets (00:42:15-00:50:30)

Easiest Position in NFL (00:50:30-00:55:00)

Conspiracy Theories (00:55:00-00:57:02)

Best NFL Draft Class (00:57:02-01:01:02)

What is your Final Meal?(00:57:02-01:01:02)

What is your Final Meal?(01:01:02-01:07:02)

Hole-In-One (01:07:02-01:12:52)

Darius Slay Calls In (01:12:52-01:17:40)

Analyst Humph (01:17:40)-01:26:33)

Lamar Jackson Conspiracy Theories, WILD London Story, and Trade Deadline Predictions Oct 18, 2023

Show notes

Marlon and the Ravens secure a W across the pond and come back to US Soil with some hysterical stories. The trade deadline is rapidly approaching and Marlon makes some predictions for who will be on the move.

(0:49) Marlon's Mind

(4:00) GIVEAWAY!

(6:02) London Trip

(16:30) Lamar Jackson, KVN, Roquan, Kyle Hamilton 2 Hour conversation

(23:05) Panties Story

(27:55) DHOP and Marlon Get Into It

(30:00) Jeffrey Simmons and OBJ Fight AFTER Game

(32:50) Marlon's Crazy Jersey Swap

(34:00) Super Bowl in London?

(37:32) Trade Deadline Predictions

(39:10) Saquon to the Ravens?

(41:00) Jameis Winston and Alvin Kamara

(43:44) CGJ and Deebo Samuel

(46:15) Flag Football in the Olympics

(57:30) NBA Champion Prediction and LeBron Lying

(1:04:23) Aaron Rodgers, Browns beat 49ers and Jets beat Eagles

(1:11:11) Billy Cundiff and Justin Tucker's 66 Yard FG

(1:16:27) Analyst Humph

Ravens Fall to Steelers, Skipping Curfew in London and Trade Requests Oct 11, 2023

Show notes

In this episode, Marlon and Jack recap a bad afternoon in PIttsburgh, talk about the Ravens' plans in London while re-telling some fun stories from last trip overseas. Major trash talk around the NFL and thoughts on Drake's new album.

(0:00) Allowing the Game Winning touchdown

(5:44) Marlon responds to Patrick Queen

(9:31) London Plans for Marlon & Ravens

(15:20) London Stories from 2017

(19:30) Gambling in London

(22:32) Skipping Curfew in London

(30:12) Players told Marlon they want to come to Baltimore

(37:10) Trash Talk - OBJ, Jets and Jamaar Chase

(40:00) New Drake Album

(45:00) Analyst Humph

Kyle Hamilton Talks Brady or Mahomes, Top 5 Safeties & Fanboying OBJ Oct 04, 2023

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Kyle Hamilton, safety for the Baltimore Ravens, joins the show to talk Brady or Mahomes, his top 5 safeties and OBJ as his lock screen. Derrick Henry also calls in to explain his touchdown pass from Week 4. Finally, hilarious story of Roquan tweaking and Kyle's first NFL interception.

(0:00) Kyle Hamilton joins the show

(1:45) Marlon's Mind - Do more people make $300K or can run 19MPH?

(5:13) Is Marlon the most annoying teammate?

(7:44) Kyle gets his first career interception

(9:09) Fanboying Odell

(11:48) Top 5 Safeties in the NFL

(14:38) Insane Istanbul/Baklava/Pen story

(18:35) Modeling play style after Derwin James

(19:51) Kyle's Tweets

(21:53) Drake party at Super Bowl

(23:10) Jeff Bezos partying at LIV story

(26:50) Drake and LeBron are the GOATS

(35:35) Marlon refuses to play dress up

(38:20) Rookie Brady or Rookie Mahomes? Who would you draft?

(41:40) Roquan Smith TWEAKING

(44:00) Bol Bol is as good as Wemby

(47:45) Boys play Immaculate Grid

(54:10) Being drafted in Vegas by the Ravens

(1:07:06) Derrick Henry joins the show

(1:10:17) Analyst Humph - Kyle and Marlon make their picks for Week 6 of CFB

Marlon's Reaction to Ravens' First Loss, Taylor Swift is Acting in Love, & Myles Garrett is Average?: Ep. 6 Sep 27, 2023

Show notes

On this episode of Punch Line, Ravens take their loss but the guys check in with Kyle Hamilton. Taylor Swift heads to Kansas City, Dolphins hang 70 on the Dolphins and Marlon shares that he wasn't supposed to be a Raven.

(0:22) Marlon's Mind -What # ranking are you in the world based on your name?

(4:59) Marlon snitched for his Instagram handle

(6:57) Travis Kelce and Taylor Swift is fake love

(8:55) Kyle Hamilton Calls into the show

(13:44) Marlon's reaction to Ravens' 1st loss

(16:01) Dolphins score 70 on the Broncos

(23:05) Being Fined in the NFL

(25:34) Who is tougher after a loss? Saban or Harbaugh?

(32:04) Vibes in the locker room

(33:33) Alopecia Areata Awareness Month - Josh Dobbs and Jack

(38:24) Marlon Humphrey Injury Update

(43:50) "I thought I was going to be a Cleveland Brown"

(49:02) NFL Draft Night

(54:00) Analyst Humph

Saban & Belichick are Washed, Ravens Run the AFC North and Aaron Rodgers Loves Dolphins Sep 20, 2023

Show notes

Marlon is back!!! Maybe...Geno Stone calls in to explain, Aaron Rodgers and Dolphins plus hysterical Marlon recruiting stories.

(0:35) Marlon's Mind - Deion Sanders or Nick Saban?

(4:21) Roman Empire

(6:00) Marlon watches Ravens game at Buffalo Wild Wings

(9:20) Geno Stone calls in

(13:25) Nick Saban and Belichick are washed

(21:55) Micah Parsons is the best defensive player in the league

(29:30) Could Aaron Rodgers actually return

(32:15) Puka Nacua - best rookie WR ever?

(34:50) NBA's load management

(37:10) Marlon Injury Update!

(40:30) Is Justin Herbert a loser?

(43:23) Travis Kelce is dating Taylor Swift

(44:15) Hilarious Marlon recruiting story

(50:00) Baltimore Orioles talk

(57:20) Marlon sings the National Anthem

(1:07:00) Analyst Humph

Ravens Feel Electric with OBJ, NFL Week 1 Overreactions & Breaking Curfew in London Sep 13, 2023

Show notes

NFL Week 1 is officially in the books! Marlon says the energy around the Ravens feels extra special this season. Marlon and Jack react to your team's Week 1 games and talk some trash on Texas/Alabama.

0:30 Ravens energy is ELECTRIC

4:30 Ravens injury updates (Marlon, JK, Marcus Williams)

8:15 Should you play starters in preseason?

13:30 Skipping curfew and rolling dice in London

18:00 Odell Beckham Jr. Week 1 Story

21:00 Joe Burrow’s Week 1 performance

23:00 Do coaches save plays for big games?

24:40 Lions are a scrappy team

26:50 Odell Hive on social media

29:00 Anthony Richardson

31:30 Marlon had the play calling mic on Sunday

34:46 Roquan Smith story from Week 1

37:15 The best thing a backup QB can do

40:00 NFL Trash Talk

44:40 Texas dominates Alabama - Analyst Humph

2023 NFL Season Goals, Top 5 CB Rankings and Is the NFL Scripted? Sep 06, 2023

Show notes

The NFL season is finally here! On this episode, Marlon answers the question - is the NFL scripted? Also, hear his top 5 CB rankings and learn if YOU could complete a pass in the NFL.

(0:30) Why Pizza sucks

(5:13) NFL Script for 2023

(6:54) Top 5 Cornerbacks in the NFL

(11:28) Can Marlon throw a football?

(12:20) What position would Marlon play if not CB?

(15:00) Could a regular person complete a pass in an NFL game

(16:22) Could a regular person run for 3 yards in an NFL game

(17:36) Could a regular person tackle Derrick Henry or block Aaron Donald

(19:10) Marlon's Tweets

(26:02) Jalin Hyatt wears Odell's #13

(28:30) Marlon's goals for the season

(35:39) Did Marlon get his 53 man roster correct

(39:16) Pickensburgh

(45:55) Weirdest pregame routine

(47:22) Rookie QBs starting Week 1

(48:55) Analyst Humph makes his Bama/Texas prediction

Best QBs in the NFL, Donald Trump and Russell Wilson Beef & Cut Day in the NFL Aug 30, 2023

Show notes

On Episode 2, Marlon ranks the top quarterbacks he has ever faced including a WILD snub. He tells hilarious stories about his beef with Donald Trump and Russell Wilson. Tune in to hear Marlon's opinion on the Noah Lyles "World Champion" comment and then understand the business of cut day in the NFL.

(0:30) Marlon's Mind - Noah Lyles "World Champion"

(3:30) Marlon is faster than Noah Lyles story

(7:20) Why the NFL season should be 70 games long

(11:54) Chris Jones losing MILLIONS

(14:39) Donald Trump makes Marlon sneak onto field at National Championship

(19:03) Marlon's beef with Russell Wilson

(25:08) Ravens 53 Man Roster talk

(27:01) Cut Day in the NFL

(30:04) Darren Waller story

(35:20) Trey Lance to Dallas but almost the Ravens

(37:56) ESPN Top 100 Reaction

(42:26) Ball Knowledge - Does Marlon know every starting QB in the NFL