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    POWER MOVES with Mike Burns

    Comedians Mike Burns and trusty sidekick Mike Bridenstine share their own intimate life stories as well as discussing power moves in the world of food, sports, entertainment, and pop culture in this weekly, cult driven podcast.

    Recorded in beautiful Saginaw, MI.

    Subscribe for a better life, daddy.

    Mike Burns is an author, creator of the Twitter account @dadboner, former writer for Mtv’s Ridiculousness, stand up comic, host and head writer for Playstation Vue, Andy Kaufman Award finalist, writer for Vice Magazine, WWE YouTube head writer, a prestigious Just For Laughs “new face”, children’s clothing designer, art director, fashion buyer, bartender, football fan, avid bad golfer, current social media director, and fiercely loyal friend. Mike lives in Saginaw, MI where he’s just a guy happily sitting at the end of the bar screaming at the Detroit Lions game.

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    Latest Episodes:
    Classic Episode: The Ballad of Hot Tub Johnny feat. Gnarly Zack Oct 31, 2024

    Karl4Real encouraged me to post another best of PM for Gnar, and return to our regularly scheduled episode next week. I agree.

    Gnarly always got a a little more run on the Pmail, and these were always so shockingly fun. Sit back and relax with your best bud and a few High Lifes on this classic episode from August 20, 2019.

    For supporters, the new K4RDS 085 is LIVE.

    Happy 'Ween, you guys.

    "Gnarly" Zack Maurin Oct 25, 2024

    Recorded May 22, 2019.

    Thank you for the friendship, Gnarly.

    220 - Dave's Spaghetti with a Difference feat. Karl4Real Oct 18, 2024

    In this issue: Snowman voice, day steak, Life Alert, INXS, Venmo @pizzanachos69, lion's mane, Toilet's death betting odds, clogged toilet home remedy, Temple of the Dog, and other stuff.

    Really lookin' forward to the weekend, you guys.

    219 - The Neighborhood A**hole feat. Karl4Real Oct 12, 2024

    It's Chili Season and 'Ween and Fall and it's all happening.

    All I got.

    Enjoy the program!

    Really lookin' forward to the weekend, you guys.

    K4RDS

    218 - That's My Baby feat. Karl4Real Oct 04, 2024

    "Meet Me Half Way" is a song by American singer Kenny Loggins written by Giorgio Moroder and Tom Whitlock for the film Over the Top. It also appears on Loggins' sixth studio album, Back to Avalon.

    I completely forgot I had a small role as the scumbag bartender in a scripted Yacht Rock spinoff with the pilot focusing on Giorgio Moroder. That obviously never made it to air.

    This will make more sense after you listen to the program.

    Really lookin' forward to the weekend, you guys.

    K4RDS

    217 - Parking Lot Pee Pees & Other Delights feat. Karl4Real Sep 27, 2024

    Well would ya look at that, we kept our word and came back for another show right away.

    Feelin' SO responsible. Man.

    Happy Friday to ya, you guys.

    Listen to all 80 episodes of K4RDS

    216 - Hope You Had a Neat Summer feat. Karl4Real Sep 20, 2024

    "We back up."

    K4RDS for riders

    215 - Too Fat for T-Shirt feat. Mike Bridenstine Jun 21, 2024

    We're back with your boy! Such a nice cap after the death of Kark4Real, the hiring of Box, and the rehiring of undead Karl4Real on the K4RDS program. Showing gratitude to have brothers I love so dearly, even if I hate them sometimes.

    Bless you Daddies!

    214 - First Class Zicam Cocaine feat. Gnarly Zack May 24, 2024

    Gnar returns for a fabulous pre-Memorial Day ep to send you off to glory. It's a great hang.

    Be safe, with the heat of a thousand suns. Thanks for ridin'!

    Love,

    Mike

    (This show is meant to be a bumper to the K4RDS ep I record a few hours later after golf league with Karl 4 Real if you're into that: patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns. NBD.)

    213 - Prison Wine feat. Gnarly Zack Apr 26, 2024

    It's time to get caught up with ol' Gnar in Texas. Big surprise: he's chillin'.

    New episode 058 of K4RDS for supporters

    The Infamous by Mobb Deep piece

    Happy Friday to ya, you guys.

    212 - Just the Fitness Tips Apr 12, 2024

    I love how Brido and I make a normal effort to be healthier, then immediately act like we're Jack LaLanne. I just had 3 margs and 10 slices of honey ham for dinner.

    Gotta put in the effort, but health can't an "all the time" thing.

    Oh god I might be turning into him, you guys.

    211 - White Pancakes Mar 29, 2024

    Brido returns for another outrageous edition of whatever it is we do here.

    Happ 'Ster, you guys!

    Listen to all 54 episodes of K4RDS for subscribers

    210 - I Got in That Inner Circle and Made the Bed Stink feat. Brido Mar 01, 2024

    Well this goes from a mostly sweet and innocent conversation to going WAY off the rails several times. Please cancel us so we get famous.

    I love this episode though. Proud of it.

    Bless you Daddies!

    K4RDS EPISODE 50 FOR PAYTCH SUBS

    209 - Tito's & Soda with Two Cherries feat. Gnarly Zack Feb 17, 2024

    You want it, you got it. Gnarly returns for casual conversation and a great hang.

    Get in here!

    Bless you Daddies.

    NEW Episode 048 of K4RDS

    208 - Cowboy Song featuring Gnarly Zack Jan 26, 2024

    Let's check in with our beloved friend, Gnarly Zack in Texas, shall we? Yes, we shall.

    Crack a Lone Star and enjoy.

    Happy Friday to ya, you guys.

    -Mike

    Seriously though, "Cowboy Song" is my favorite song of all time. Sometimes it's "Lost for Words" by Pink Floyd and sometimes it's "Route" by Son Volt and sometimes it's "Kick Down the Doors" by The Professionals and sometimes it's "Play a Train Song" by Todd Snider and sometimes it's "Bring It on Home to Me" by Sam Cooke (but specifically the live version from The Harlem Square Club).

    Currently it's "Cowboy Song".

    Anyway, here's a great live version from Phil & the boys:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pdjq8xDnzuM

    207 - Happy New Year, Daddy! Dec 29, 2023

    I have no idea where this conversation begins or ends. It's a strange thing. I think Brido and I could just have never ending converstion about anything until exhaustion sets in.

    Bless you Daddies and have a safe NYE.

    -Mike

    New Extended K4RDS with Toilet in the Hospital LIVE Update

    206 - If Gyro What I Mean featuring Brido Dec 08, 2023

    Brido returns after a hectic travel schedule and the holidays into the loving arms of Power Moves for a beautiful chat. Sit back and enjoy.

    Happy Friday to ya, you guys.

    205 - Perfection featuring Brido Oct 20, 2023

    Here's a fun episode for your Friday. Very loose and conversational.

    Satisfying, if you will.

    Get in here.

    Happy Friday to ya, you guys.

    Venmo: @pizzanachos69

    Insta: @pizzanachos60

    204 - Is You Clean featuring Brido Oct 06, 2023

    Brido returns from his book tour for a smorgasboard of an episode to rival Old Country Buffet. Let 'er rip tater chip.

    Enjoy!

    Listen to K4RDS!

    203 - The Perfect Amount of Wrong featuring author: Brido Sep 28, 2023

    Mike Bridenstine and have a candid conversation aboout behind the scenes comedy and complications from his new book I'm in a bunch, available now:

    The Perfect Amount of Wrong: The Rise of Alt Comedy on Chicago's North Side

    New K4RDS on Friday!

    -Bless you Daddies

    202 - What's Up Pigs Sep 15, 2023

    And we're back. Missed us? Hope you had a neat summer. Brido has been busy workshopping some new questionable catchphrases.

    Please enjoy this brand new episode featuring your favorite two professional knuckleheads saying a bunch of crap they probably shouldn't. Thanks for ridin'.

    Happy Friday to ya, you guys.

    Order Brido's book!

    Listen to Karl's K4RDS

    201 - Turtle Magazine featuring Brido Jun 23, 2023

    Brido and I are back for an XL episode that's all over the place. It's very good and you'll like it alot. If you don't, I don't know what to tell you.

    K4RDS episode 015 is wild. Click here for the newest weekly offering.

    Happy Friday to ya, you guys.

    200 - The Milkman, The Paperboy, and VHS Porno Boxes featuring Brido Jun 02, 2023

    Brido joins for the 200th episode spectacular which is pretty much just a regular show, but it is a really good one. I can tell it's a "really good one" when I think to myself after, "I hope no family members or loved ones listen to this. Ever."

    Blessings. Thanks for ridin'. Sincerely.

    -Mike

    PS: I fixed the audio on ep 199.

    PPS: I guess those dick tuck swimsuits allegedly don't come in kids' sizes. Yet.

    LISTEN TO KARL'S CARDS EP 012

    199 - Hey, What Are You Gonna Do featuring Brido May 19, 2023

    Brido returns to discuss how there isn't anything to talk about in pop culture anymore than we talk about it for an hour. Success!

    Enjoy!

    Episode 010 of Karl's Cards featuring Karl4Real brought to you by 6Head Productions

    198 - Gentlemen Good Boys featuring Brido May 12, 2023

    Brido returns to reflect on how we don't do anything really bad anymore and if it's possibly having a negative effect on the content showcased within this program.

    Enjoy!

    Raw dog bonus ep:

    Karl's Cards featuring co-host Karl4Real. K4R says this is his last episode because I cut it off early but we'll just rip off the format with another person if he quits.

    Happy Friday to ya, you guys.

    -Mike

    197 - Return of The Gnarly May 05, 2023

    Gnarly Zack gets back in the hot seat to talk his engagement, rock n roll chef life, and consensual romantic assault. Get your ears on this glorious return.

    Listen to Karl's Cards ep 008: So Steamed, now

    Enjoy!

    -Mike

    196 - Chunky Soup Andy Warhol featuring Brido Apr 21, 2023

    Brido joins for a chat on a lovely spring day here in beautiful Saginaw, MI. Plus, strap in for a special appearance from Hollywood macho man, comedian *Caleb Hotchkiss.

    *The statements and opinions of Mr. Hotchkiss are his own and are not shared by the Power Moves with Mike Burns podcast or its associates.

    Check out the new Karl's Cards featuring Karl4Real

    195 - Ding Dong Ya'll featuring Brido Apr 14, 2023

    Brido returns for a chill hang. I know. I missed him too. Enjoy!

    194 - Burnin' Up in the Snow featuring Brooks Wheelan Mar 31, 2023

    Your old pal Brooks checks in with the program to talk about almost blowing himself up along with a 4 million dollar cabin while trapped in a recent mountain blizzard.

    Enjoy!

    Check out the new episode of Karl's Cards featuring Karl4Real

    193 - Still Plenty Degenerate featuring CJ Sullivan Mar 16, 2023

    Comedian and dear friend CJ Sullivan joins the show to discuss his squirrel problem, child care, March Madness, and other stuff. Listen to him on "Bottom Line Bombs" and "Blackout Diaries" anywhere you can listen to a podcast.

    Note: Patreon will be delayed a day so we can bring you an episode of "Karl's Cards" featuring Karl4Real that he insists is "loaded".

    192 - Over Half Way to Dead featuring Brido Mar 09, 2023

    I return from the south to the loving arms of Saginaw, Michigan and Power Moves. Brido joins for a beautiful reunion and brotherly reflection.

    Bless you Daddies. Enjoy!

    Bonus content with details of Brido and I being real disaster people

    191 - A**hole on Vacation featuring Brido Feb 23, 2023

    Brido joins to discuss me being off the grid, that Jonah Hill Netflix movie I think sucks, the problems with Alabama, and other stuff. Enjoy!

    Blessings,

    -Mike

    190 - Crime Scene at the Pudding Factory featuring Brido Jan 26, 2023

    The bitch is back! Thank you to Brido and Brooks for not burning the house down last week while I was gone. Cops only had to come twice. Please enjoy this hour of whatever it is. I'm sure you'll find it nothing short of spectacular.

    Luv yew,

    -Mike

    189 - Brido & Brooks Takeover Jan 19, 2023

    While I'm on vacation, I left Brooks & Brido without supervision. Hopefully the police weren't called. The Power Moves offices can't handle another visit from Child Services. Let me know if they broke anything or called some 1-900 numbers.

    Love,

    Daddy

    188 - Breakfast Jacks featuring Brido Jan 12, 2023

    Once again I thought we had nothin' but it always works out beautiful. I need to try to not worry so much. Enjoy!

    -Mike

    Support the show and get the bonus episode by clicking here.

    187 - Action Figures, The Boobies of Our Youth featuring Brido Jan 05, 2023

    This is very chill episode filled with good vibes and mall talk (except for lighting up Skip Bayless who deserves it) to start the year. Enjoy it!

    Support the show and get a weekly bonus insider episode

    Remember to watch Brido's full length comedy special on YouTube January 6th!

    186 - Happy New Year Daddy featuring CJ Sullivan and Brido Dec 29, 2022

    Comedian CJ Sullivan from the "Bottom Line Bombs" podcast and your boy Brido join for a special end of the year threeway. Enjoy!

    support the show and listen to the weekly bonus half hour

    185 - Happy Holidays Daddy featuring Russ Bridenstine Dec 23, 2022

    It's a holiday celebraish with all the pageantry and magical wonder you'd expect from Power Moves!

    So, pretty much the usual. Kick back with this grip and rip episode that's sure to please. Enjoy.

    Merry Whatever You Celebrate, Daddies! Peace and love.

    Bonus Hour Long Episode with Karl4Real

    184 - NWO Takeover Featuring The B-Hole Incident Hosted by Mike Bridenstine Dec 16, 2022

    Burns gave "your boy" the keys for today. It's a fabulous foul mouthed episode filled with healing joy for your ears.

    Buy my brother Brido's new album "Hustle" available now!!!

    Bless you, Daddies

    184 - Smooth Neck Magazine featuring Brido Dec 08, 2022

    And we're back. Burns and Brido pull out all the stops on this decompression episode. It's good for a few chuckles.

    Light it up and enjoy a deep inhale, Daddy.

    For the bonus Patreon half hour episode, click here.

    183 - Karl4Real brought to you by Flomax wiener pills Nov 10, 2022

    Karl4Real(formerly known as Real Karl) joins the show once again to talk slutty Halloween 'stumes, side effects of urinary medication, and all types of ill sh*t. Co-produced by Karl4Real. You'll see.

    Slightly more raw bonus content for subscribers

    Bless you, Daddies.

    182 - Bottom Line Bombs Oct 27, 2022

    Beloved friend, comedy legend, pro handicapper, and Philly's best, CJ Sullivan joins the program. It's a beautiful hang. Enjoy!

    Extra half hour of raw talk: patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns

    181 - Happy Birthday Old Man Oct 20, 2022

    With Brido on assignment, Real Karl joins the program for several cold ones and discussions on church shameware, gas station weed, Ukraine orgies, Snake's eating habits, hating your birthday, and other immature raw talk. Enjoy!

    Support and listen to the Pregame:

    patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns

    180 - Nate Craig Returns Oct 06, 2022

    It's always a good time when brother Nate Craig comes through. Hide your wives and girlfriends. Enjoy!

    Get tickets to see Nate Craig LIVE in a city near you!

    Support the show and listen to the bonus Pregame episode!

    179 - Goop Pudding Dot Com Sep 29, 2022

    What is even happening on this show anymore? Nobody knows. But it is certainly going off the rails. Call the police.

    178 - Back to School Sep 22, 2022

    Hope everyone had a great summer!

    Brido returns.

    Burns survived Covid and a thousand beers.

    School is back in session and it's a beautiful thing.

    Enjoy it Daddies! Blessings to all of you.

    177 - Dinosaur Clowns, Wonder Years, and Taco Bell is Dead Aug 25, 2022

    In this monster sized episode held together with duct tape due to equipment failure, the boys dissect the gross parts of the entertainment industry, what to do when you're an aging clown, and vent on other frustrations. Also Burns tells his side of a battle with the guy from Wonder Years, and says goodbye to an old food friend.

    Uploaded from Mrs. Burns' Dell tower in the sewing room.

    Support the show and get bonus content like the full video of this episode!

    176 - Mike "Brido" Bridenstine Returns Aug 04, 2022

    The boys are back in town! Brido brings you tales of the murder trial he was on, we discuss a DUI inside of a Walmart, and the usual shenanigans. Enjoy!

    175 - Real Karl Jul 28, 2022

    Karl's namesake joins the program cloaked in anonymity as part of the Summer Hours series bringing you breezy convos with some of my nearest and dearest. Enjoy!

    174 - Brooks "B-Dubs" Wheelan Jul 14, 2022

    Summer vacation continues with a pop in from the OG rider to catch up what's going down..

    173 - CJ Sullivan Jun 30, 2022

    Comedian, gambler, sports afficionado, golf buddy, and dear friend CJ Sullivan fills in successfully for this free running episode that went so smooth we never even touched the produced segments. Hope you dig it, but I know you will.

    172 - Nate Craig May 27, 2022

    Dear friend, comedian Nate Craig joins Brido and Burns on the program. This one really escalates.

    See Nate record his new album at The Greenmill in Chicago on June 1st. Get tickets here: https://natecraig.com/

    Pregame Episode: patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns

    171 - Kyle Kinane May 19, 2022

    A full hour with the god Kyle Kinane and of course, Brido & Burns. Sheeeyit. You know what this is.

    Riders enjoy a raw 30 minute Postgame with the fellas: patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns

    170 - James Cromwell Starbucks Glue, 5th Grade Marijuana, and Chicken Pee Bucket Assault May 12, 2022

    Brido joins for another barn burner:

    -James Cromwell glued his hand to a Starbucks counter over milk substitute charges.

    -5th graders from the kindergarten margarita school are doing weed.

    -A dispute over chicken poop escalates into a pee bucket bucket assault.

    Pregame for the full experience: patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns

    169 - Chappelle Attack, Parliament Porn, and Gunpoint Cunnilingus May 05, 2022

    Brido joins for this lovely buffet:

    -Dave Chappelle attacked at the Hollywood Bowl.

    -Pizza driver burned on lotto ticket.

    -Member of Paliament busted for porn at work, twice.

    -EgyptAir crashed by cigarettes.

    -Woman who tried to get oral with a gun sentenced.

    -Phone stroker dirtbag.

    Sorry for for the 2 mild tech glitches!

    PREGAME: patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns

    168 - Outhouse Phone Rescue, Shots Fired on Golf Course, and Extreme Masturbation Near Death Apr 28, 2022

    Miggy hit 3000, the Yankees are trash, Mike Tyson airplane beat down, a woman got stuck in an outhouse toilet, an old guy tried to kill a dog walker on the 15th hole, and a slapper almost died from tugging it. Brido rides successfully.

    Bonus PREGAME episode: patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns

    167 - Jerry West is Steamed, Wizard Wand, and Jose Cuervo Kindergarten Apr 21, 2022

    An apology is demanded from HBO's Winning Time, a racist street wizard is running amock, and a bunch of little kids got loaded at school. Brido is a delight as usual.

    Enjoy the Pregame program: patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns

    166 - Southwest Airlines Masturbation, Uncontrollable Defecation Homicide, and Wendy's DEA Apr 14, 2022

    We're back in the home studio with your boy Brido for a guy who scams Wendy's with a fake badge for 2 years, a woman who claims her uncontollable pooping made her commit vehicular homicide, and real piece of garbage who tugged it 4 times on a flight for all to see.

    Pregame this week is fantastic: patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns

    165 - LIVE in Chicago with Adam Burke & Sean Flannery Apr 07, 2022

    This is as raw as it gets, Daddies. Thank you to The Lincoln Lodge, Adam, Sean, 80's, Kate, Mark Geary, Chicago, and you guys for being the best.

    Also, here's a 2 hour Pregame with Brido for the backers. All love: www.patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns

    164 - Oscar Slap and Gunned Down Jet Ski Maniac Mar 31, 2022

    Brido is back to discuss:

    -Taylor Hawkins RIP

    -The Chris Rock and Will Smith Slap

    -Doritos Cost Cutting Chip Numbers

    -A Jet Skier Who Needed to Be Put Down

    4/2 Chicago Tickets

    Bonus Pregame Episode

    Cherry Picks Vol. 1 Mar 24, 2022

    With Brido away on assignment, enjoy this special best of edition, filled with the ripest stupid true crime stories from the days of wayback featuring Gnarly Zack and "B-Dubs" Brooks Wheelan. 'Memba when Gnarly had to sit on the balcony in the cold during lockdown? 'Memba that? Good times.

    1. Duff McKagan

    2. Intro

    3. Duthsty Rhodes Promo

    4. Supermarket Dad Fistfight

    5. Proud Boy Shoots Peener Off

    6. Cop Car Sex

    7. Battle Axe Home Invasion

    8. Evil eBay Execs

    9. Father Travis Threesome

    Tickets: Power Moves LIVE in Chicago

    163 - Meth Cop Test and Drone Strike Stabbing Revenge Mar 17, 2022

    It's an action packed show with your boys breaking down:

    -Mike Tyson Holyfield Weed Gummies

    -Elon Musk vs. Putin

    -Tom Brady unretiring

    -Turn it Up or Turn it Down 2

    -Florida Man has cops test his meth for bath salts

    -Date turns into attempted murder over US drone strike on Iran

    See Power Moves LIVE in Chicago: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/power-moves-with-mike-burns-live-tickets-292167750607

    Pregame with the bonus ep: patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns

    162 - Leaf Blower Gun Assault, Porno Car Crash, and Turn it Up or Turn it Off Mar 10, 2022

    Brido and I play a new music game called "Turn it Up or Turn it Off", a Detroit guy passes away watching porn while driving, and in Florida a man almost gets shot for using a leaf blower at 7:45 AM.

    POWER MOVES LIVE in Chicago 4/2: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/power-moves-with-mike-burns-live-tickets-292167750607

    Pregame with us and hear some cringe childhood stories: patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns

    161 - New York Sex Complaints, Nude Florida Lawyer, and Anti Vaxx Gun Threat Mar 03, 2022

    Burns yells at Brido for making him try to remember the 2000 election, Hard Mountain Dew is coming, a lawyer in Florida gets naked drunk at a beach bar, and New Yorkers are getting crazy loud with their banging activities.

    Pregame: patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns

    160 - Police Station Urinal Camera, Drunk Airport Suitcase Scooter, and Disney Family Brawl Feb 17, 2022

    Aaron Rodgers wedding called off, Super Bowl hangovers, hidden pee camera at cop shop, the crazed case of a drunk woman on a suitcase scooter in Florida, and two sisters go buckwild at Disney World.

    Pregame: patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns

    159 - Golden Corral Brawl, Man Loses Arm at Grocery Store, and Ice Fishing Prostitution Feb 10, 2022

    And we're back! Took a snow day last week and went Patreon only. Brido joins this week for a brawl at Golden Corral, a dude who maybe cut his arm off at a grocery store, and a mayor who thinks ice fishing brings in prostitution. Bless you Daddies.

    Pregame episodes: patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns

    158 - Shoe Goo, Pee, Kid Rock, and Weed Jan 27, 2022

    Brido joins to breakdown the new Kid Rock single lyrics, a shoe store manager who goops in customer's sneakers, an anti vax guy who drinks his own pee, and..Burns does the show on too much THC. It's a really classy episode.

    Pregame: patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns

    157 - Impotent Guy's Insulation Foam Fix and Los Angeles Train Robberies Jan 20, 2022

    Brido joins for all this mess:

    -Burns thinks he has Covid-22

    -Rappers being prosecuted from lyrics

    -Los Angeles has some crazy train robberies going on

    -A horny guy filled his limp peepis with insulation foam

    -Power Tube

    -Power Grooves

    Pregame episode: patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns

    156 - Drake Hot Sauce Sex, Florida Glitter Attack, and Smoking is Cool Again Jan 13, 2022

    Michael Jordan vs. Tom Brady, people are smoking cigs again, and Drake takes drastic steps to destroy his seed. Brido rocks it successfully on another fabulous episode of The People's Podcast.

    Hear the exclusive bonus companion episode every week at patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns and feel good about supporting this fine independent program that loves you back.

    155 - 90 Day Fiance Fart Jars, Pabst Blue Ribbon Eat A**, and Hey Usher F*ck You B*tch Jan 06, 2022

    Jeez, lotta profanity in that title. Kinda concerning?

    We're back 2022! And Brido is ready to rock your world.

    Jason DeRulo goes buckwild over Usher comment, PBR gets in troubs for a recommendation, some guy makes a grave error hopping an NYC turnstile, and a chick from 90 Day Fiance was selling farts for money.

    Pregame with us: patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns

    Weed: A Connoisseur's Guide to Cannabis: https://www.amazon.com/Weed-Connoisseurs-Cannabis-Ellen-Holland/dp/0760371083

    154 - Bang, Marry, Erase from Existence Rides Again Dec 16, 2021

    Brido and I discuss karaoke, 80's wrestling, Christmas lights, and play everyone's favorite game show, "BANG, MARRY, ERASE FROM EXISTENCE!"

    Support the show and get a bonus episode every week: patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns

    Weed: A Connoisseur’s Guide to Cannabis

    153 - Waffle House Meth Dealer, Explosive British Rectum, and Peener Ruler Dec 09, 2021

    Brido after the show: "Wow, that episode got really naughty."

    -Karl Welzein gives a special congrats to newlyweds

    -A Waffle House cook gets busted for dealing meth

    -A WW2 memorabilia collector gets an anti tank shell stuck in his you know what

    -An Iowa guy gets busted for measuring his junk at the library

    Weekly Pregame Episode

    152 - OnlyFans Cop Car, Gun Shop Prank, and Kid Rock Lyrics Dissected Dec 02, 2021

    And we're back from 'Ving Vacay. Brido will make you a plate of lefties.

    -Kid Rock's "Don't Tell Me How To Live" fully broken down.

    -911 called to get out of a speeding ticket.

    -Gun shop prank manslaughter.

    -OnlyFans recorded in a cop car.

    -Power Tube

    -Power Grooves

    Power Moves Holiday Merch

    Join us for the bonus Pregame every episode

    151 - Mike Tyson Toad Venom, Door Dash Dumper, and Dog Bonin' Nov 18, 2021

    In this top quality episode:

    -Big Toilet is high as giraffe p****

    -A Door Dasher blows up a lobby garbage can

    -Plumbers brace for Brown Friday

    -Poo sticks (Joker face)

    -A dog humper gets busted

    -Mike Tyson brand Toad Venom

    You'll see. Brido rides shotgun. Get in the car.

    Pregame in the K-Money Club for Uniformed Political Commentary

    150 - Arby's Vodka, Joe Biden Long Fart, and Bad Prison Toilet Manners Nov 11, 2021

    All in this exciting episode:

    Ab cramps, grown up clothes, Jeff Bezos girlfriend wants to bone Leo DiCaps, Arby's vodka, Joe Biden rips a big one, prison fart assault, and all the usual antics with your baby brother Brido.

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    149 - Pizza Hut is Too Horny, The Beach is Too Horny, and Papa Karl Nov 04, 2021

    Brido joins for:

    Frigid temps, Christmas music, Michael Jordan gambling with Jeremy Roenick, Pizza Hut's Horny Sauce, Beach Rubbin', Papa John is just Wealthy Dadboner, and other nonsense.

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    148 - Russian Bear Attack, Pop Tarts Lawsuit, and Parking Enforcement Hate ft. Brido Oct 28, 2021

    In this fabulous episode:

    Birthday Blues, Meh World Series, Tiger King 2, Russian Bear Attacks Boxer, LA Parking Enforcement Sucks, Pop Tarts Gets Sued, Suing for Anything, Pantera Taco Bell Rider, and Your Baby Brother Brido.

    Pregame with us: K-Money Club featuring Peanut's Champagne Room

    147 - Helicopter Attack, 90 Year Old Tough Guy, Dirty Car Sex Lawsuit, Brido, and You Guys Oct 07, 2021

    Brido joins to discuss a stolen property returned to the rightful family, Flint idiots trying to shoot a helicopter, an old man who will hit you in the mouth, and a lawsuit over an STD.

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    146 - Silvio Dante Threesomes, Hamilton Mask Rage, and Jeep Jill Off with Nate Craig Oct 01, 2021

    The Lions gonna Lions, Eminem's Mom's Spaghetti, a babe gets busy in a Florida car lot, a maniac goes full on stupid at a Hamilton performance, and our good friend Nate Craig comes along for the ride.

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    POWER MOVES: LIVE in Chicago at The Lincoln Lodge Sep 23, 2021

    Click on the Patreon link below to listen to the full 1:40 program combining the Pregame and the Flagship. It's FREE.

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    144 - Gnarly Zack Hangs & Bangs Sep 16, 2021

    We catch up with your best bud, Gnarly Zack.

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    143 - Severe Weather and The Snowman Sep 09, 2021

    We're back live at PT's Pool & Grill talking tree trimming, severe weather, antique shows scamming people for money, dive bars, and Snowman shares a brawl story.

    Tickets to POWER MOVES LIVE in Chicago

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    142 - $45,000 in Porn, Bad Advertising, and Milk Crates feat. Brido Sep 02, 2021

    Brido joins for a conversation about poor body image, anger at commercials, America is headed for Idiocracy, milk crates, and the guy who sued his parents over his giant porno collection has justice prevail.

    Patreon: patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns

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    141 - I'm Your Huckleberry Blast feat. Brido Aug 26, 2021

    Brido of the Hunk podcast joins for discussions on dehydration, shrunken ding dongs, getting a Go Fund Me to pay for a Val Kilmer tattoo, the return of CM Punk to AEW, Marlon Wayans' new filthy stand up special, a guy who tried to rob a store for a Snickers bar, and a bunch of other really cool stuff you'll enjoy.

    Pregame episode and other exclusive content. Subscribe: patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns

    140 - A Conversation with Clue Heywood Aug 19, 2021

    Anonymous Twitter darling @ClueHeywood makes his first ever podcast appearance for a discussion about social media, dive bars, music, drinking 69 beers, and finding true happiness in this special episode. Sink in.

    Pregame with your boy @brido: Patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns

    139 - Brooks "B-Dubs" Wheelan Freestyle Aug 12, 2021

    B-Dubs stops by the program via satellite from Casa del Sol to share his adventures under the bright lights of Hollywood.

    New Pregame episode: Patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns

    138 - LIVE from Detroit with Big Homie Vince Averill Aug 05, 2021

    All killer no filler with the Big Homie. You know how we do.

    More of the good stuff: patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns

    137 - Snowman 2 Jul 29, 2021

    Snowman makes a triumphant return to the program for party & bullshit & a round of Bone, Marry, Erase from Existence in this can't miss episode.

    Join us for more stuff: patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns

    136 - Nagging Murder, Pickle Pooper, and Let God Take the Wheel Jul 23, 2021

    Special guest Nate Craig joins the program from Wisconsin to discuss the Bucks championship, Aaron Rodgers, a murder over nagging, letting god drive your car, and a Florida man who got busting boning a pickle.

    Check out the hour and half pregame episode with Mike Bridenstine here for members only: www.patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns

    Nate Craig tickets and show dates: www.natecraig.com

    135 - Outback Steakhouse Rampage, Spicy Chicken Shots Fired, and Doo Doo Hiccups Jul 15, 2021

    Brido from the Hunk podcast joins to talk Instagram addiction, how the chicken is violently spicy at BK in Memphis, complete chaos at a Florida Outback Steakhouse, the boys look back at Carolina Panthers WR Robby Anderson's 2018 arrest, and discuss the garbage guy in charge of Brazil who has chronic hiccups due to backed up doo doos. Allegedly.

    More: patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns

    134 - Bone, Marry, Erase from Existence Jul 01, 2021

    Mike "Brido" Bridenstine joins Burns for another round of this evolving game.

    More: patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns

    Subscribe to "Hunk with Mike Bridenstine" wherever you listen to podcasts.

    133 - Trailer Park Sewage Axe, Right Wing Lawn Pooper, and Power Moves Chapter 5 Part 3 Jun 10, 2021

    Sewage and guns and axe attacks, "Trump Man" spends ten years crapping on his neighbor's lawn, and we ALMOST get through chapter 5 of Power Moves.

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    132 - Slayer vs. The Cops and Power Moves Chapter 5 Part 2 Jun 03, 2021

    It's a potluck episode with a little of everything. Grab a plate.

    Pregame: patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns

    131 - Casino Bomb Threat, Airplane Cocaine, and Pee Bucket Attack May 27, 2021

    Gnarly returns to the loving arms of Power Moves, a bad gambler with anger issues gets locked up, some psycho goes Tony Montana on a Jet Blue flight, and Mr. Funyuns gets violent with his portable toilet.

    Pregame: patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns

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    130 - Mega Size Party & Bullsh*t with Brido May 20, 2021

    Burns & Brido get loose in this special Mega Size episode featuring Monday Night Beers.

    See hotass Nate Craig LIVE. Bring a mop.

    Pregame for an extra 40 mintues: patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns

    129 - Hangin' & Bangin' featuring 2 Live Karl May 13, 2021

    The boys dissect the madness of the 2 Live Karl chapter from Power Moves: Livin' the American Dream, USA Style by Karl Welzein.

    Part 1.

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    128 - Kid Rock Colostomy Bag Attack, Kansas State Rep Teacher Chaos, and Army Nipples Destroyed by Polish Stripper May 06, 2021

    There's more trouble at Kid Rock's Bigass Honky Tonk, a Kansas State Rep gives an unbelievably bizarre substitute teaching performance, and a US Army soldier endures a night of hell at a Polish strip club.

    Pregame with us: patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns

    127 - Cops Drag Race Crash, Finger Cut Off Slashing Tires, and Kid Rock's Honkey Tonk Maniac Attack Apr 29, 2021

    An NFL player is taking his whole salary in crypto, four cops totaled their squad cars drag racing, a guy who robbed a store with a BB gun gets arrested buying a BB gun, a drunkass cut off his finger slashing tires, and a maniac with super powers went ballistic in Kid Rock's Honkey Tonk Steakhouse.

    Patreon Pregame

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    126 - Taco Bell Drive Thru Mega Rage and Power Moves Chapter 4: Dave Apr 22, 2021

    Two corrections officers ruin their lives during a trip to Taco Bell, and the boys break down chapter 4 of Power Moves: Livin' the American Dream, USA Style.

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    *Recorded April 21, 2021. 5:00pm ET*

    125 - Home Inspector Bangs Elmo, Guns Drawn at Burger King & Domino's Apr 15, 2021

    All in this must listen episode: The boys are gonna get wealthy from Dogecoin, dude pulls a gun at Domino's over "toppings on the side", a babe bust caps in the BK drive thru, a home inspector bangs a kid's Elmo doll, and a couple leaves their toddler in the car while they go sex toy shopping. So special.

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    *Recorded 4/14/2021, 6:14 ET*

    124 - Nude Walk of Shame, Publix Masturbation, and Taco Contest Lawsuit Apr 08, 2021

    Power Moves Goods

    A fella on a riding mower goes on a crime spree, a taco eating contest goes to court, a way too horny guy gets busy solo in the Publix parking lot, and a cheater is forced to go on a nude walk of shame.

    The K-Money Club feat. Peanut's Champagne Room

    *Recorded April 7, 2021. 9:15pm ET*

    123 - Big Mac Violence, Fake Self Kidnapping, and John Beat Down Apr 01, 2021

    A Florida mom tries to kill someone at a crowded public park with her car, a domestic dispute over a Big Mac, some idiot faked his own kidnapping to get out of work, and a sex worker brutally destroys a john who won't pay.

    Bonus Content: patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns

    *Recorded 3.31.2021. 8pm ET.*

    122 - Grease Penny Payoff, Bologna Border Bust, and Hollywood Goth Club Creeps Mar 25, 2021

    And...we're back.

    Border cops seize 227 pounds of illegal bologna, a Florida mom beats down a kid at school with a boxing glove, a mechanic gets his last check as 91,500 pennies soaked in grease, some dork from an HBO show ruined his career by grabbing chicks at a goth club, and we have an update from Power Moves legend, Father Travis, of S&M church porno fame.

    The K-Money Club feat. Peanut's Champagne Room

    *Recorded March 24, 2021. 9:15 ET*

    121 - The Big Situation and Karl vs. The Carlsons Feb 25, 2021

    Burns reads Gnarly chapters 2 & 3 from Power Moves: Livin' the American Dream, USA Style for the first time.

    Hilarity ensues and joy is found.

    Bonus episodes: patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns

    *Recorded 2.24.2021, 5:47pm PT*

    120 - Springsteen DUI, Wendy's Cinnabon Attack, Dead Animal Grave, and Magic Sword Robbery Feb 11, 2021

    Bruce Springsteen DUI, complete maniac runs into a cop car doing everything wrong possible, Wendy's Cinnabon attack, grave defiled with dead animals, sword nerdass robbery, and Dinosaur Mask Jesus.

    Patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns

    Contact: powermoveswithmikeburns@gmail.com

    #FREEBRUCESPRINGSTEEN

    *Recorded 2.10.2021, 5:33 pm PT*

    119 - Hollyboob, Florida Prison Porn, Snow Shoveling Murder Suicide, and Michigan Machete Attack Feb 04, 2021

    Today on the the program, 3 people are dead in a snow shoveling murder-suicide, 6 people are arrested for changing the Hollywood sign to “Hollyboob”, there’s been ANOTHER machete attack in Michigan, and a Florida lawyer is in trouble for shooting porno inside a prison.

    Pregame Episodes: patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns

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    *Recorded 2.3.2021 5:30pm PT*

    118 - My Pillow Twitter Ban, Robert Kraft Sex Tape Update, and Detroit Sword Attack Jan 28, 2021

    Mike Lindell is banned from Twitter, sad Robert Kraft porno news, a guy steals an ambulance to get Jack in the Box, and we have another sword attack in Michigan.

    Power Moves Pregame: patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns

    Insta: powermovespodcast mondaynightbeers powermovesgolf pizzanachos69 gnarlyzack

    Contact: powermoveswithmikeburns@gmail.com

    117 - Joe Exotic Limo Pardon, Boogie Wit da Hoodie Toilets, Chicago Airport Hideout, and Myrtle Beach Skywheel Porn Jan 21, 2021

    A man in fear of 'Rona living at a Chicago airport, Joe Exotic is toast, a gas station is robbed of Mentos, A Boogie Wit da Hoodie has bad toilet issues, and the coppers bust Myrtle Beach live porno shows.

    Bonus weekly episode: patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns

    Insta: powermovespodcast mondaynightbeerspod powermovesgolf pizzanachos69 gnarlyzack

    *Recorded 01.20.2021 5:47pm PT*

    116 - Teacher Drugged with Butt Pills, Econo Lodge Bath Salts Clerk, and Killer Clown Murder Jan 14, 2021

    A Wendy's rocker is busted for rocking too hard, a teacher gets drugged with phat ass pills, a husband gets dommed and walked like a dirty dog, a doper shoots up bath salts on his first day of work, and a murder clown conviction is highly questionable.

    Weekly Bonus Episode: patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns

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    115 - Porn Stash Lawsuit, New York Squirrel Attack, and Strip Club Anti-Mask Shooting Jan 07, 2021

    A man receives justice for his destroyed porn stash, we cover some machete news, a strip club gets shot up over a mask dispute, a psycho makes death threats over a Facebook friend request, and squirrels are violently attacking New York City residents. Take the edge off.

    Patreon Extras

    *Recorded 01.06.2021 5:30pm PT*

    114 - A Christmas Karl Dec 24, 2020

    Burns reads Gnarly the final chapter of Power Moves: Livin' the American Dream, USA Style, detailing Karl Welzein's epic Christmas tale from 2011. Put on a cozy sweater and snuggle up by the fire with a beverage of your choice. Rated PG-13.

    Patreon Bonus Content: patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns

    Happy Holidays! Bless you Daddies!

    113 - McDonald's Chainsaw Attack, Cop Voter Fraud Assault, and Vegas Airplane Wing Climber Dec 17, 2020

    People in Wisconsin eat raw hamburger sandwiches, a man robs Mickey D's for food with a chainsaw, a drunk Florida psycho drives around with an AR-15 out the window, an ex-cop wails on a repairman for false voter fraud, and a guy tries to get a ride home on an airplane wing.

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    112 - Meth Biker Shoots Himself, Drunk Florida Rick James, and Bud Light Mike Dec 10, 2020

    Meth biker shoots himself and gets hit by a car, a Florida drunk goes full Rick James bitch, a criminal named Bud Light Mike is in further legal troubles, and we do 2 wild listener stories from the Pmail bag THAT YOU WON’T WANT YOUR CHILDREN IN THE ROOM FOR.

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    111 - Covid Swinger Convention, Thanksgiving Leftover Stabbing, and Right Wing 25 Man Orgy Dec 03, 2020

    A man is murdered for sticking his fingers in the Thanksgiving leftovers, the Sex Pistols lead singer gets his peener bit up by squirrel fleas, an Amish guy has carnal relations with a horse, 41 people get Covid at a swinger’s convention, and a homophobic law maker gets busted at a gay orgy.

    All the Bonus Content on Patreon

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    Contact: powermoveswithmikeburns@gmail.com

    110 - Thanksgiving Crimes, Florida Highway Sex, and Hot Pockets Bank Break In Nov 19, 2020

    Today on program, a guy breaks into a bank to heat up Hot Pockets, 2 horny people get busy on the side of the highway, and we do a fat chunk of Thanksgiving nightmare true crime tales to get you ready for the holiday.

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    Power Grooves: Be Thankful for What You've Got by William DeVaughn and What a Fool Believes by The Doobie Brothers

    *Recorded 11.18.2020 - 5:30pm PT*

    109 - Tony La Russa DUI, Nude & Lewd at Popeye's, and Oral Sex Toy Defiled Nov 12, 2020

    Chicago White Sox manager Tony La Russa gets a hilarious DUI, a guy gets busted for sticking his peener in a blowjob machine at a sex store, a woman digs into her own goodies at Popeye’s Chicken, and as promised, we get into the Pmail Bag segment that was too hot for Entry Level.

    The secret stash: patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns

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    *Recorded 11.11.2020, 5:15pm PT*

    108 - Aggressive Oakland Turkey, Coconut Milk Monkeys, and Botched Castration Oct 29, 2020

    Some turkey had to get taken down for attacking old ladies, monkeys are being forced into slave labor by the coconut industry, and two fake doctors castrate a man on his request.

    Pregame with us: patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns

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    *Pmail Bag segment cut because of time! Next week! Stay tuned!

    **Recorded 10.28.2020 - 5:45pm PT

    107 - Giuliani Borat Beat Off, Priest Threesome, BBQ Yelp Beat Down, and 69 Oral Sex Attack Oct 22, 2020

    Wow, this week is a doozy. I think the title pretty much covers it.

    Gnarly is back in the house, and the boys really get after it.

    Intro is about 15 minutes long, just a heads up.

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    Bless you Daddies.

    *recorded 10.21.2020 5:20PM PT*

    106 - Brooks & Burns: Grip It & Rip It Oct 15, 2020

    Brooks "B-Dubs" Wheelan and Burns reconvene for the first time since Covid, safely distant in the front yard of the Doommates house. You'll dig it.

    No format on this one. Gripped and ripped.

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    105 - RIP Eddie Van Halen, Grocery Store Poop Box, and Sexual Horse Solicitation Oct 08, 2020

    In this extended episode: A man puts his poop in a box at the grocery store, a horny guy tried to acquire the services of a horse sex worker, and we pay tribute to Eddie Van Halen. Recorded safely al fresco.

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    *Recorded 10.7.2020 5pm PT*

    RIP Eddie Van Halen

    104 - Pastor Smokes Meth for Exorcism, 340,000 Used Condoms for Sale, and Zoom Boob Smooches Oct 01, 2020

    A pastor smokes meth with his congregation before an exorcism, cops find 340k used rubbers to be resold, and we share one of the grossest Yelp reviews ever.

    Support the show: patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns

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    Power Grooves: O.D.'d in Denver by Hank Williams Jr., and It's So Easy by Guns N' Roses

    *Recorded 9.30.2020 5:15pm PT*

    103 - Oregon Man Shoots Self in Groin, Dukes of Hazzard Detroit, and Hooter's 5th Grader Sep 24, 2020

    A 5th grader is asked to remove his Hooter’s mask at school, a Detroit guy jumps a bridge like The Dukes of Hazzard, and an Oregon genius shoots himself in the dick at the grocery store.

    Support the show: patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns

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    Twitter: @Dadboner

    Brought to you by partybelts.com

    *Recorded 9.23.2020, 5:42pm PT*

    102 - Hoverboard Dentist, Red Lobster Dew Garita, and McDonald's Assault Karma Sep 17, 2020

    Red Lobster Dew Garita press release by Karl Welzein, a dentist goes to prison for pulling teeth on a hoverboard, and karma comes for a man at McDonald's.

    Support the show: patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns

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    Twitter: @pizzanachos69 @dadboner

    Power Grooves: Open Your Eyes by Bobby Caldwell, and We're Dust/The Violator by Iron Age

    101 - Penis Stew & Boyfriend Murdered with SUV Over Hot Dog Dispute Sep 10, 2020

    Gnarly is back in the house as we safely record distanced and al fresco. A woman thinks she cooked a guy's dick, Taco Bell Mexican Pizza is 86'd, and boneless chicken wing guy update. Let's go.

    Patreon K-Money Club

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    Power Grooves: Don't Wanna Fall in Love by Jane Child. I Want You by Concrete Blonde.

    *Recorded 9.9.2020 at 6:45 PT*

    100 - Boneless Buffalo Wings Cancelled, Nude Taco Bell Drive Thru, and Oral Sex for Juul Sep 03, 2020

    A man wants boneless buffalo wings cancelled, a grossout goes through the Taco Bell drive thru butt naked, and a Florida woman tries to trade oral sex to a cop for a JUUL e-cigarette.

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    Riley Gale Tribute Shirts: Doyersfoo on Insta

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    Power Grooves: Roll Me Away by Bob Seger, and Power Trip.

    099 - Florida Fart Dad Beaten, Trash Can Stabbing, and The Bang Fam Aug 27, 2020

    Nate Craig @hypeman fills in for Gnarly.

    NBA player strike, Kareem Abdul-Jabbar's son charged with stabbing neighbor over trash can fight, a gassy Dad gets wailed on, and mom & son arrested for boning in Massachusetts.

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    Power Grooves: FUBU by Royce Da 5'9", and Power Trip.

    *Recorded 8.26.2020, 6:00 pm PT*

    098 - MLB Unwritten Rules, Idiot Shoots Own Balls, and Boat Wife Urine Assault Aug 20, 2020

    The best of this week's headlines: 2 men are charged with the murder of Jam Master Jay, Fernando Tatis is playing baseball the right way, a formerly homeless man moves into a soccer stadium, an idiot shoots himself in the man veggies, some party boat babe takes a leak on her husband, and a listener follows up the Marty Jannetty story with a with a raw personal tale.

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    Power Grooves: It's Over by Run-D.M.C., and Staurolite Stroll by Night Moves

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    097 - Chili's Hostess Mob Attack, Marty Jannetty Murder, and Brooks Wheelan vs. Logan Paul Aug 13, 2020

    Brooks Wheelan is trying to fight Logan Paul, a McDonald's customer tries to make his own burger, a Chili's hostess is attacked by a mob, and wrestler Marty Jannetty probably killed a guy.

    Patreon: patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns

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    Twitter: @pizzanachos69 @dadboner

    Grooves: Banditos by The Refreshments, All The Small Things by blink-182

    096 - Nudity vs. Police, Pizza Boy Pleasures, and Samurai Sword Attack Aug 07, 2020

    Nudie druggos fight the cops, a pizza fella gets gets busy on his junk at Circle K, there's been another samurai sword attack, plus Power Tube, and Power Grooves.

    Support the show: patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns

    PGrooves: Before I Go by John Hiatt and Battle-axe by Deftones

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    095 - Juggalo Chris Hansen, Dad Crotch Grab, and Tom Brady Grave Hater Jul 30, 2020

    The CA government says Buffalo Wings aren't a meal, a Buffalo fan takes her hate for Tom Brady to the grave, a Dad gets his junk grabbed over weed, and Insane Clown Posse teams up with Chris Hansen.

    K-Money Club feat. Peanut's Champagne Room

    CASA Ducks

    Power Grooves: It's in the Way That You Use It by Eric Clapton and Trash by New York Dolls

    094 - Jesus Mushrooms, Target Restroom Gun, and Rent A Hitman Jul 23, 2020

    A guy gets busted at Walmart printing porn for the homies, cop leaves gun in Target family restroom, Houston drive-thru strip club, Taco Bell cuts items, and Michigan woman busted hiring rentahitman.com.

    Patreon Extras

    Power Grooves: Ride Like the Wind by Christopher Cross, Ride Like the Wind by Saxon, and I Love LA by Randy Newman.

    Not Like Us

    093 - Pizza vs. Machete, Cop on Cop Violence, and Porta Potty Destruction Jul 16, 2020

    Correspondent Caleb Hotchkiss joins for a special report, a robbery is thwarted with a pizza, a police officer kills his co-worker at home, and a listener shares an evening of being Macho Man Randy Savage.

    The K-Money Club feat. Peanut's Champagne Room

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    Power Grooves: Thru and Thru by The Rolling Stones, Hello Girlfriend by GMA's

    092 - Drunk Canoeing, Racist Bar Petition, and Daddy Splits Face Open Jul 09, 2020

    Canoe DUI, a petition to shut down a bar in Illinois due to racism, and a dear listener severely injures himself while enjoying the program.

    Apologies for Gnarly's audio. Zoom sucked today.

    The K-Money Club featuring Peanut's Champagne Room

    Bar Petition

    Power Grooves: Love You Down by INOJ and Pirate Love by Johnny Thunders

    091 - Chef Boyardee, Naked Gardening, and Pizza Toppings Gunfire Jul 02, 2020

    We dive into the life of Chef Boyardee, a nude gardener gets creeped on, and shots are fired over skimpy pizza toppings.

    K-Money Club & Peanut's Champagne Room

    Power Grooves: Thug Luv by Bone Thugs-n-Harmony and Awful by Hole.

    090 - eBay Executive Porno Orgy Pig Mask Harassment and Cruisin' Chubbys Outbreak Jun 25, 2020

    Yup. That's the name of this episode.

    "eBay Executive Porno Orgy Pig Mask Harassment and Cruisin' Chubbys Outbreak."

    K-Money Club & Peanut's Champagne Room

    Justice for Breonna Taylor:

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    PG: Freedom! '90 by George Michael and No Bone Movies by Ozzy Osbourne

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    089 - Miller Park Lawn Vandal, Cop Accuses McDonald's of McChicken Bite, and White Claw Assault Jun 18, 2020

    A guy just wanted to write his name on the field in Milwaukee, a jailer accuses McDonald's of biting his sandwich, and a knife wielding psycho goes berserk in the worst motel ever.

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    088 - Porn Star Toad Poison Death, Idiot Blows Himself Up Making a Bomb, and Scumbag Urinates in Almond Milk Jun 11, 2020

    Hot Cheerleader terrorist blows himself up making a bomb, a real scum pee'd in beverages and grocery store, and we do a deep dive on Nacho Vidal, the porn star who allegedly was involved in a toad poison death.

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    BLACK LIVES MATTER

    087 - Hot Pockets Bank Break In and Shut the "F" Up Kids May 28, 2020

    Turns out it's really easy to break into a Wells Fargo if you're hungry and some kids get told to shut the f*ck up.

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    *Recorded May 27, 2020. 5:21 PT.*

    086 - Soccer Sex Dolls, Taco Bell Doo Doo Drive Thru, and Elderly S&M Gone Wrong May 21, 2020

    Seoul FC sex doll fans, an awful person does something awful in a Taco Bell drive thru, and a 65 year old man gets killed by his 81 year old male relative during sex. Wow.

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    *Recorded May 20, 2020. 5:15pm PT*

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    085 - McDonald's Vandal Steals Walmart Panties, Red Lobster Mother's Day Brawl, and Publix Deli Gun May 14, 2020

    Dennis Rodman shares Kim Jong Un's hotties, Bill Murray fights Guy Fieri nacho style, some jag throws a rock through a Mickey D's window on way to Walm, jerk person fights workers at Red Lobster, and Big Toilet's favorite sub shop is a war zone.

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    *Recorded on May 13, 2020. 5:42pm PST

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    084 - Drunk Runs Himself Over, Alligator Murders Woman, and 911 Call for Crotch on Fire May 07, 2020

    It's not the right time for health, guy gets a DUI after running himself over, strip club drive thru, Gator diva says no pictures, Tik Tok pee pants, and a woman's private parts are ablaze.

    *Recorded May 6, 2020. 5:00pm PST*

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    083 - Big Ed, Cleveland Bar Busted for 'Rona, and Beer Sales are Blowing Up Apr 30, 2020

    INSIDE: UFO Videos, Becoming Your True Self, Fake Heart Attacks, 90 Day Fiance, John Stossel Sucks, "My Old Lady" Car Crash House Wreck, Busch Light, Skeet's VSP Bar in Cleveland is taken down on 4/20.

    *Recorded on April 29, 2020. 5:42 PST.*

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    082 - NYC Mayor Gets Dick Pics, 2 Car Crashes 1 House, and The Junk Drawer Apr 23, 2020

    Whoops. Smashed the SD card so this audio is a backup, still good though. Gronk goes to the Buccs. Burns is getting fluffy. Mayor of NYC wants snitches, gets dick pics. A piece of garbage crashes two cars into the same house.

    *Recorded April 22, 2020. 5:30 PST.*

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    081 - Last Meals, Drinking From Home, and Threesome Gone Wrong Apr 16, 2020

    Burns and Gnarly answer some listener questions, discuss their last meals, everyone is work drinking from home, and a threesome turns violent over erection issues.

    *Recorded on April 15, 2020*

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    080 - Top 3 Extravaganza Part 1 Apr 09, 2020

    Gnarly and Burns pick their "TOP 3" on over 50 subjects in this extended episode. Please excuse our quarantine audio. Other than a few glitches, this turned out pretty decent. We'll be at full strength again next week.

    *Recorded April 8, 2020, 5pm PST*

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    079 - Dog Pulled Over in High Speed Chase and Pee Napkin Domestic Dispute Apr 02, 2020

    Still recognizing the weekend, pitbull was the wheelman, a pee napkin ruins a couple. Gnarly and Burns hold it down successfully.

    *Recorded April 1, 2020, 5:34pm PST

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    078 - Boober Eats, T-Shirt Toilet Paper, and NYC Rim Jobs Give You 'Rona Mar 26, 2020

    *Recorded 3/25/2020 5:41pm PST

    4 boobs and a burger in Portland, people are wiping with t-shirts, and butt eating takes a nose dive in New York.

    Apologies for the audio. After a few minutes you get used to it. We should have a better remote set up next week. But this is still a kickass episode.

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    077 - Quarantine Recipes, NFL Free Agency, Binge Suggestions, and Wild Erotic Dancer DUI Mar 19, 2020

    Gnarly Zack joins via satellite.

    Food ideas for the end of the world, Tom Brady goes to Florida, TV suggestions, an a strip club employee from Illinois goes buckwild during a DUI stop.

    We hope you enjoy this special episode during these hard times, Daddy.

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    076 - Alex Jones DWI, Ram's Horn Knife Attack, and Wisconsin Cop's Penus Destroyed Mar 12, 2020

    *Recorded March 11, 5:30pm PST.

    Alex Jones loves booze, don't barf when drunks are eating their slop, and a cop gets his dong tugged during an arrest.

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    075 - Florida Hospital Toe Sucker, Taco Bell Mom Huffing Crash, and Double 7-Eleven Robbery Mar 05, 2020

    This week's special episode with Big Homie Vince Averill and Garden City Michigan's finest is not to be missed.

    RIP FFNWJ

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    074 - MCGRUFF THE CRIME DOG GOES TO PRISON, SAMURAI SWORD MICHIGAN ATTACK, AND HOT POCKETS HEIR LOCKED UP Feb 27, 2020

    Guy in a mega sweet Def Leppard tee gets busted for stealing a Walm scooter, shots fired at Flint Taco Bell, McGruff the Crime Dog gets locked up, Katana blade stabbing over weed in MI, and the Hot Pockets heir goes to prison.

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    073 - First Date Bank Robbery, Jack In The Box Robbery, and Pastor Sues NFL Over Halftime Porn Feb 20, 2020

    We breakdown the worst first date ever, a J in the B robber gets punked out, and a pastor who thinks the Super Bowl halftime show will send him to hell with horniness.

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    072 - Porn Shot in Gas Station Snack Aisle and Taco Bell Robbed Before Strip Club Feb 13, 2020

    Enjoy this premium episode for these top tier stupid true crime stories of the week, and stay for the Yelp reviews of the locations.

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    071 - Gritty Found Not Guilty, Undercover Sex Worker Paid with Chili's Burger, and Bag Full of Drugs. Feb 06, 2020

    You get all these important news items, but wait! There's more!

    Daddy Big Chris drops an epic story in your lap in a very special Pmail Bag. Strap in, kids. It's a wild ride.

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    If you are in a REALLY BAD SPOT that way, email me at powermoveswithmikeburns@gmail.com. Just hold on and we'll talk through it.

    070 - 9 Time Parking Lot Pooper, Smoking Weed in Court for Weed, and Back Alley Shrimp Fight Jan 30, 2020

    Mike and Gnarly discuss a mystery doo doo woman, a guy who showed a judge his doob smoke style, and two women involved in a shrimp deal gone wrong.

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    069 - Gritty Assaults Teen, Dad Tackled Son's Wrestling Opponent, BK Phone Attack, and Robber Living in Grocery Store Ceiling Jan 23, 2020

    Gritty is in hot water, Psycho Dad lights up a HS wrestler, a cheap scumbag assaults a BK worker with his phone, and some guy is living in a grocery store ceiling.

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    068 - Yoga Teacher Attacks Movie Cell Phone User, 93 Year Old Shoots Apartment Worker, and Taco Bell Burglary Nap Jan 16, 2020

    Guy breaks into Taco Bell for Christmas dinner and a nap, yoga teacher destroys an idiot who wouldn't stop using his phone at the movies, and an old man shoots an apartment worker over water damage.

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    067 - Applebee's Porno, Doo Doo Bucket Trailer Park Attack, BK Employee Pulls Gun on Customer + 3 bonus stories Jan 09, 2020

    The boys are back in town for 2020 with this extended ad free episode.

    Scum beats it at 'Bee's, BK employee pulls a gun, Mickey D's sauce rage, Black Sabbath Christmas Maniac, lotto ticket masterminds, and a landlord gets doused with doo doo.

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    066 - Sloping Toilet, Arby's Card Grindr Sex, Tekashi 6ix9ine Sentenced, and Subway Celebration Deadly Weapon Assault Dec 19, 2019

    Your toilet time at work is compromised, a horny guy from church trades Arby's for sex, That Tekashi weirdo is going to prison, and a Subway job celebraish turns into a burn your boyfriend party.

    Gnarly Zack returns in one piece.

    Holiday greetings to Bud Ben and Kevin Jackson!

    065 - Taco Bell Machete Attack, Drunk Packers Fan How I Met Your Mother DUI, and TGI Fridays Stabbing Threat Dec 12, 2019

    Papa John is getting a divorce, Long Island woman threatens stabbing over TGI Fridays endless apps, Taco Bell worker attacks customer with machete, Walmart cocaine Christmas sweater, and drunk Packers fans beat the sh*t out of each other over a sitcom.

    Brido rides for Gnar who is in Buffalo getting loose.

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    064 - Drunk Kid Rock Pulled Off Stage, Drunk Employee Robs Own Steak n Shake, and Unfriended Facebook Murder Dec 05, 2019

    Kid Rock got hammered and lost it at his restaurant, a drunk Steak n Shake employee robbed his store on Thanksgiving, and some piece of trash shot a family member on Thanksgiving over Facebook.

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    063 - Papa John Ate 40 Pizzas in 30 Days, Stolen Burrito Felony, and Miami Man vs. AK-47 Nov 27, 2019

    Happy 'Ving! Papa John's getting weird, BK Zesty Sauce shortage, McDonald's worker lawsuit, burrito jacked, Florida man faces down an AK and wins.

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    062 - Cocaine in the Wind, White Castle Judge Shooting, Disabled Diaper Trick, and Vegan BK Lawsuit Nov 21, 2019

    Vegan suing BK for tainted Impossible burgers, cocaine flew in man's window, 3 trashed judges brawl at White Castle, perv tricks people into changing his dirty diaper.

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    061 - Battle Axe Destroys Home Intruder, McDonald's Marijuana Tea, and Student Arrested for Bathroom Secrets Video Nov 14, 2019

    Michigan guy gets smoked by a battle axe, Nantucket Mickey D's gets you high, creepy high school student tapes a guy having alone time, and an update on the Chili's bank robber.

    @GnarlyZack keeps company.

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    060 - Popeye's Chicken Sandwich Stabbing, Walmart Electric Shopping Cart Drunk, and Chili's Bank Robber Nov 07, 2019

    Don't cut in line at Popeye's, responsible citizen avoids DWI with Walmart's help, Chili's bank robber fashion, and a toilet vandal is on the loose in Virginia.

    Gnarly Zack is back in your arms.

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    059 - Natty Ice Theft, Armed Robber Locked In Cell Phone Store, and 50 Cent Long Islands Oct 31, 2019

    Business as usual in the Halloween spectacular: A man really needs some Natty Ice, the world's dumbest armed robber gets locked up, and it's last call for 50 cent Long Islands.

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    058 - Florida Man Has Sex with Toy Olaf at Target, McDonald's Prison Trade for Beej, and Trick or Treater Sex Offender Warning Signs Oct 24, 2019

    Olaf from Frozen is violated, sex offenders file lawsuit over signs that warn trick or treaters not to visit their homes, and a corrections officer trades McDonald's to a prisoner for a beej.

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    057 - Taco Bell Throat Slasher, Meth Sandwich, and Memphis Police Hot Dog Assault Oct 17, 2019

    A woman cut a guy deep at The Bell, brother makes his sister a meth sandwich, and a Memphis Police Officer is really protective of hot dogs.

    Gnarly Zack is back bay-bay!

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    056 - Urine Squirt Gun Attack, Trump Bumper Sticker Gun Threat, and Woman Calls Cops to Have Meth Tested Oct 10, 2019

    Guy attacks neighbor with pee pee, guy really hates Elizabeth Warren bumper stickers, idiot wants cops to test her dope, Speakeasy Restaurant in Minnesota Yelp reviews.

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    055 - Meth Bean Dip, Waffle House Robbed for GED, Auburn Hills Porno Billboard, and Tennessee Cops Baptize Drug Suspect Oct 03, 2019

    The delish meth bean dip at Thriftway, armed robbery for a GED, porno plays on I-75 outside Detroit, weirdo cops sued for baptizing a woman.

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    054 - Woman Bites Camel Testicles, Antonio Brown Farts in Doctor's Face, Rambo, and Teen Attacks Grandparents Over Tomatoes Sep 26, 2019

    The episode title explains all you need to know.

    Brooks Wheelan joins the ride on the world's greatest stupid true crime news podcast.

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    Pmail Bag 019 - Holy Halloween From Hell, Further Pee Zipper Debate, and Monkey Bar in Seattle Sep 25, 2019

    That Halloween story is a doozy, Clark.

    Gnarly Melissa holds it down.

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    053 - Amish 12 Pack, Very Clean White Girl, and Cop Car DUI Sex Sep 19, 2019

    Our 1-year anniversary!

    Amish dudes with the boomin' system, woman thinks she's too white to be arrested, and a couple slaps hams in a cop car.

    Gnarly Zack supports the movement.

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    Pmail Bag 018 - Hot Dog Heist, Strip Club Manners, and Sacramento Dive Bar Review Sep 17, 2019

    A listener scores free dags, a lesson in strip club etiquette, and a dive bar in Sacramento to put on your bucket list.

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    052 - Guns Drawn Over Cold McDonald's, Dirtbag Arrested for Wet Willy, and Courtroom Urine Attack Sep 12, 2019

    Guns at the drive thru over cold Mickey D's, some piece of trash got arrested for a wet willy, a lady cut off her husband's penis, and a lawyer gets pee thrown in his mouth.

    Gnarly Zack hangs and bangs.

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    Pmail Bag 017 - Harry Potter Books Banned in Catholic School, Big Chris' Micropenis Prank Wars, and Pleasanton, CA Dive Bar Review Sep 10, 2019

    Pastime Pool in Pleasanton, CA, some idiot who believes in magic bans Harry Potter books for safety, and Big Chris spins an epic prank war tale.

    Gnarly Zack lights it up.

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    051 - Popeye's Chicken Sandwich Gun Threat, Legless Juggalo Golf Cart Wreck, and AEW Chris Jericho Belt Theft Sep 05, 2019

    Chris Jericho has his AEW belt stolen while at Longhorn Steakhouse, gun is drawn over sold out Popeye's Chicken Sandwiches, Michigan couple turns to robbery after winning $500K scratch off, and a lawsuit over a golf cart accident at the Gathering of the Juggalos.

    Gnarly Zack joins on his birthday.

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    Pmail Bag 016 - The Biggest Dadboner of All Time, Free Starbucks Coffee Hack, and The Flamingo in St. Petersburg Florida Dive Bar Review Sep 03, 2019

    LIVE from The Roost in Los Angeles, CA, on Labor Day with Gnarly Zack.

    You know the drill.

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    050 - Machete Threat After Toilet Not Flushed, Flamin' Hot Cheetos Movie, and Crab Leg Theft Aug 29, 2019

    Andrew Luck retirement outrage, Flamin' Hot Cheetos movie, electric cart pervert in Walmart, family crab leg theft, and a Florida man threatens a friend with a machete after he doesn't flush the toilet.

    Gnarly Zack joins the 50th episode.

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    Pmail Bag 015 - The Return of Dirt Patch Dillon, Lawn Dart Karma, and Dairy Queen Secret Menu Aug 27, 2019

    Daddy Kush returns with a concerning tale of Dirt Patch Dillon, a bully finds karma through a lawn dart, and we learn about the secret employee menu at Dairy Queen.

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    049 - Stone Cold Steve Austin My Ass, Filet-O-Fish Rage, Booty Call Arson, and Botched Balls Aug 22, 2019

    Man destroys property over Filet-O-Fish, woman goes Stone Cold on her boyfriend, woman denied the D burns down a house, and the dark web takes a man's giblets.

    Gnarly Zack lays in the cut.

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    Pmail Bag 014 - The Ballad of Hot Tub Johnny Aug 20, 2019

    We talk baseball cards, a guy gets booted from high school for calling a phone sex line from his teacher's office, among other things, and a tale about a WILD character named Hot Tub Johnny that you don't want to miss.

    Gnarly Zack goes hard once again.

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    048 - Mike Tyson's $40k of Weed Per Month, Man Sentenced for Shooting Himself in the Penis, and Meth Murder Mayonnaise Aug 15, 2019

    Mike Tyson's new weed business, a felon smokes himself in the genitals, a glock gets stolen from a Florida orgy, and a meth addict who killed his wife claims he was injected with bad mayonnaise.

    Gnarly Zack joins the ride in style.

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    Pmail Bag 013 - Sleepy: The King of Vice Aug 13, 2019

    Brooks Wheelan got kicked out of a wedding he crashed, Burns does a chug vid on the show, a drunk gets arrested for peeing on a mailbox, and a story about Sleepy, the biggest piece of garbage golf caddy in the whole wide world.

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    047 - Martha Kelly from Baskets, Oscar Mayer Hot Dog Ice Cream, Man Glues Wendy's Doors Shut, and Meth Vagina Aug 08, 2019

    I have a very honest conversation with the delightful and hilarious Martha Kelly about Baskets, comedy, depression, and addiction. I highly encourage you to gut through the audio problems and listen to some real talk.

    We also do a few stories after the half hour mark if you're not into that.

    This is one of my favorite episodes ever, despite it sounding like we recorded in a trash can. It's honest, real, and very different.

    Hope you enjoy it.

    Pmail Bag 012 - Taco Bell Hennessy, Dairy Queen Divide, Internal Injury Fatherhood, and Accidental Old Lady Porno Aug 06, 2019

    DUI in the Taco Bell drive thru, listener power moves his DQ boss, a crushed sack possibly induces pregnancy, and Big Chris shows an old lady a video of himself getting carnal.

    Gnarly Zack hangs.

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    046 - Walmart Potato Urine, Blast Test Mom, Mom Washes Weed, and McDonald's Gunfire Vape Aug 01, 2019

    Gunfire in a McDonald's over cold fries, bro in McDonald's pulls a gun over vape, mom's body get sold for military blast testing, and some pile of garbage hits his mom with Mountain Dew because she ruined his weed.

    Gnarly Zack rides again.

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    Pmail Bag 010 - The Indiana Hip Hugger, No Carnal Passions...No Number 2, and Sears Shoplifter Shaming Jul 31, 2019

    Bachelor party strip club stomach illness in Indiana, a listener can't get any sort of release, and Big Chris shames a shoplifter out of love.

    Lady Daddy Number 1 Melissa Boyle does me a solid.

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    045 - Clown Police Chase, Penis Cut Off With Scissors, and Lemon Cake Face Smash Jul 25, 2019

    Some clown drives 35 miles standing out of his sunroof, a guy cuts his wife's lover's dick off with scissors, and some psycho blasts her mom in the face with cake and mouthwash.

    *Apologies for some very slight audio quality issues.

    Snowman co-hosts LIVE from Steamer's Pub in Saginaw, MI!

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    Pmail Bag 009 - Nude Blackout Shower, ER Toilet Face Smash, Tequila Chrissy, and Austin Dive Bar Review Jul 24, 2019

    21st birthday goes out of control, review of Casino South Side Lounge in Austin, TX, pee blood ER visit equals a busted face, and a night of tequila turns the horniness up to 11.

    Snowman co-hosts.

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    044 - $34K Cocaine Toupee, Drug-Filled Burrito, Too Tired For Sex Boyfriend Stabbed, and Uranium Super Snake Jul 18, 2019

    Guy tries to smuggle a pound of coke under his wig, prison guard tries to smuggle meth in a burrito, guy get pulled over with a gun, whisky, rattlesnake, and uranium in a stolen car.

    The main man Vince Averill co-hosts the madness.

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    Pmail Bag 008 - A Turd for Nazis, Blow Gun Fights, Virginia Dive Bar Review, and a WILD Bachelor Party Story Jul 16, 2019

    The show title should give you enough reason to listen to the greatest listener mail podcast on the planet.

    Gnarly Zack joins the beautiful chaos.

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    043 - Suspect Busted After Loud Fart, Slayer Fan Bud Can, Woman Urinates in Ice Cream, Fireworks Car Assault, and Carjacking with Snake Jul 11, 2019

    Mike spent 2.5 hours helping a psycho up his driveway, kicked out Slayer fan gets on Bud can, man tries to run down neighbors over fireworks, guy farts so loud the police find him, woman spits and pees in competitor's ice cream, woman carjacks with a snake.

    Gnarly Zack joins the program!

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    Pmail Bag 007 - Seattle Dive Bar, Bloody N64, Canadian Strip Club, and How to Fake a Sick Day Jul 09, 2019

    Dive Bar of the Week: Seattle, crazy tries to sell a bloody N64, Canadian strip club disaster, and Big Chris checks in to share how he fakes sick days.

    Brooks Wheelan co-hosts.

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    042 - Sheriff's Office Donut Break-in, Serial Toilet Clogger, Woman Reports Husband Killed Her, and Uber Sex Toy Drunk Jul 03, 2019

    Guy breaks into a Sheriff's office so he doesn't kill his roommate, man is sentenced for clogging toilets, a woman fakes her own death, and an Uber driver gets busted masturbating wasted with a sex toy.

    Brooks Wheelan returns!

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    Pmail Bag 006 - Casino Robbery, Drunk McDonald's Drive Thru, and South Korean Poop Story Jul 02, 2019

    Detroit dive bar review, a woman can't hold her number 2 in South Korea, Spyder gets wild at a McDonald's in Lansing, MI, and Big Chris returns with a Vegas casino robbery story!

    All with OG Daddy Jesse Popp.

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    041 - Alabama Attack Squirrel, Classroom Porno, Rat at Buffalo Wild Wings, and Man Shows What He's Capable of by Shooting Family Cat Jun 27, 2019

    Fugitive owner of the Alabama attack squirrel a psycho limp dick who shoots the family cat to show what a tough guy he is, a dirtbag who got arrested for tuggin' it in his hotel window, a teacher who shot porn in her classroom, and a rat falls out of the ceiling in Buffalo Wild Wings.

    With special guest, The Poppman! Jesse Popp.

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    Pmail Bag 005 - Graspop Heavy Metal Fest Disaster, Comb Over Man Destroys Toilet, The Rose of New England, and Hong Kong Bubba Gump Review Jun 25, 2019

    Casey's Pizza rants, Bubba Gump Shrimp Hong Kong review, a trailer park guy with the world's greatest combover sprays brown all over a grocery store restroom, the disaster that is Norwich, CT, and an incredible nightmare story from Graspop Metal Festival in Belgium.

    Brooks Wheelan joins on this out of control ride featuring the best listener mail on the planet.

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    040 - Saved By the Bell Police Car Crash, John Cena Confession, McDonald's Sex Dance, Tesla Sleeping, and Dad Bods Jun 20, 2019

    Dad Bods are sexier than ever, John Cena admits to in-ring boners, America's Trash Dad Bill Cosby, Florida McDonald's sex dance, Tesla driver sleeps for 30 miles, scum has sex with pool floats, and Saved by the Bell fan hits cop car.

    Big Homie Vince Averill co-hosts!

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    Pmail Bag 004 - Spike Ball, Motorola Razr Prank, and Big Chris' WWE NXT Power Move Jun 18, 2019

    Brooks Wheelan joins Mike in the bag where they break down the best listener mail on the planet.

    -Never buy small pizzas

    -Playing Spike Ball will not score you babes

    -Motorola Razr college prank and chugging cheap vodka from the freezer

    -Fan favorite Big Chris goes to WWE NXT with some Special Olympics champions

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    039 - Burger King Hearse, Inmates Drunk on Sanitizer ATV Escape, and Utah Cops Masturbating & Sexting Jun 13, 2019

    Brooks Wheelan rejoins the program for this wild ride of stupid true crime.

    -DEAD MAN GET BACON CHEESEBURGER AT BURGER KING

    -INMATES GET DRUNK ON HAND SANITIZER, JOYRIDE ATV

    -POLICE MASTURBATION POLICIES

    -SCUMBAG JERKS IT IN LIBRARY

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    Pmail Bag 003 - Dead Weasel Party, Wet Granny, and Cheese Wheel Thieves Jun 11, 2019

    J.D. Ryznar and Dave Lyons from Beyond Yacht Rock co-host this beast!

    -A party for a dead weasel

    -Guy chugs beer in grocery store

    -A Granny gets wet

    -Women steal cheese wheels in Ontario

    -The "Matt Danza" voice gets out of control

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    038 - Karaoke Gun Dispute, Middle School Crepe Crime, McChicken Rage, and Yacht Rock Jun 06, 2019

    Dave Lyons and J.D. Ryznar of Beyond Yacht Rock join the program!

    -We check out the new album from Duff McKagan of Guns N' Roses

    -Texas Woman Pulls Gun at Karaoke

    -More Walmart Theft!

    -Kids Feed Jizz 'n Pee Crepes to Teachers

    -Woman Goes Nuts Over Incorrect McChicken

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    Pmail Bag 002 - Leather Daddy Pride, The Heartbreak Kid, and Ninja Dave Jun 04, 2019

    Brooks Wheelan is back bay-bay!

    The listeners came correct with the hot fire Pmail this week:

    -Leather Daddy Pride

    -Shawn Michaels Costume Purchase

    -Face Punch Party Tricks

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    037 - Man Shoots Self in Crotch with Drugs in Butt, Free KFC Scam, and K-9 Liquor Store Attack May 30, 2019

    Rich O'Toole cohosts!

    -Free KFC Scam

    -Mom Cut Son's Disrespectful Throat

    -Liquor Store Break in K-9 Attack

    -Man Shoots Self in Testicles While Hiding Drugs in his Butt

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    Pmail Bag 001 May 28, 2019

    Gnarly Zack sits in for the first installment of the Pmail Bag!

    -Demon Schoolchildren

    -Tool lights his dick on fire to impress the ladies

    -Peeing in the Ritz-Carlton lazy river

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    036 - Girl Scout Cookie Money Erotic Massage, Crotch Punched Open, and Box Cutter Birthday Attack May 23, 2019

    Gnarly Zack co-hosts!

    -Walmart Drunken Joyride

    -Woman Punches Boyfriend's Scrotum Open

    -Dad Steals Girl Scout Cookie Money for Erotic Massage

    -Woman Attacks Boyfriend with Box Cutter on Birthday

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    035 - Elderly Sunroof Maniac, Costco Hennessy Theft, and Church Meth Masturbation May 16, 2019

    -NATURDAYS REVIEW

    -"I EAT ASS" UPDATE

    -COSTCO HENNESSY HEIST

    -ELDERLY DUDE GOES TEENWOLF

    -METH HEAD TUGS IT DURING MASS

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    034 - Drunk Crashes Lawn Mower Into Cop Car, Butt Stuff Bumper Sticker, and $21k in Stolen Panties May 09, 2019

    Vince Averill co-hosts with the heat of a thousand suns.

    -Dave Bautista gets in on the Daddy movement

    -$21k in Victoria's Secret Panties Stolen

    -Drunk Crashes Lawn Mower into Cop Car

    -Man Arrested For I EAT A** Bumper Sticker

    -Child Porn Sicko Arrested Because of Gravy Spill

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    033 - Husband Murdered Over Porn & Threesome Arson May 03, 2019

    Store's back open:

    -GOT Battle of Winterfell

    -Jalapeno Popper Casserole Recipe

    -Kid Rock buys middle finger statue

    -Meth smoker attacks mattress

    -Millionaire steals from K Mart

    -Wife murders husband over porn

    -Bad threesome turns into arson

    -Triple Fiber Energy Drink

    -Fart Bukake in Rome

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    032 - MMA Fighter Destroys Beat Creep & 159K Ex Texts Apr 25, 2019

    -Brooks booked Leonardo DiCaprio, Burns is going Sizzler

    -Weirdo steals a fire truck then does Michael Jackson dance on top of it towards cops with his ass out.

    -Chick sends ex 159K texts for true love

    -"Weak ass f*cking n****." -MLB Hero Tim Anderson

    -Beach creep gets destroyed by MMA fighter

    -Listener has a court date but is also destroyed

    -The Baby Dick Bandit Rides Again

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    031 - Walmart Karate and $86,000 in Porno Apr 18, 2019

    -Drunk Game of Thrones

    -Man beaten with own prosthetic leg

    -Man beaten for not telling GF she's pretty

    -Man beheads chickens and kills a motorcycle

    -Man sues parents for trashing his porno

    -Woman tries to karate cops at Walmart while son whips out his dick

    -A listener screws over his friend Pigface

    -Old man bar brawl

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    030 - Olive Garden Drunk & Bootylicious Porn Mags Apr 11, 2019

    -Poacher Eaten by Lions

    -Naked Day Care Drunk

    -Naked Waffle House Crackhead

    -Olive Garden Drunk

    -Listener Does Sex with a Drunk Pilot

    -Bootylicious Porno

    Exclusive dope shit: patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns

    029 - Ferris Wheel Sex, Nicolas Cage, and The Grocery Store Choke Out Apr 04, 2019

    -Brooks is back and Big Toilet checks in

    -Applebee's Strawberry Dollarita

    -Couple has sex on ferris wheel

    -Woman gets DUI driving on rim with a full marg

    -Nicolas Cage too drunk to understand wedding

    -Guy chokes cashier for bagging his chips poorly

    -Drama student stabs classmates during scene

    -RIP Nipsey Hussle

    Subscribe and 5 stars if you're nasty.

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    028 - Axe Body Drunk, Chainsaw Cafe, Wooden Penis, and Murder at Arby's Mar 28, 2019

    Matt Braunger co-hosts in the monster mega episode:

    -Lime scooters

    -Motley Crue's The Dirt review

    -Axe Body Mouth Spray

    -AK 47 theft

    -Chainsaw in a cafe

    -Wooden Penis

    -Arby's manager shoots a guy at work

    -A listener craps his pants during the ACT

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    027 - Stolen Fajitas & Hotel Hell Mar 21, 2019

    Crimes of the Week:

    -DIY Subway

    -Fajita Scam

    -Paddy Wagon Jerk Off

    -Robert Kraft Update

    Listener Tales:

    -Kicked Out of Nashville

    -Burrito Farts on Hotel Pillows

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    026 - Red Lobster Brawl & Belligerent Hot Tub Sex Mar 14, 2019

    -SCHOOL FOR BRIBES

    -WOMAN DRINKS 6 PACK IN TARGET DRESSING ROOM

    -MAN LOSES MIND AT TACO BELL AND MAKES HIS OWN MEXICAN PIZZA

    -HOT TUB SEX AT RESORT ARREST

    -BRAWL AT RED LOBSTER

    -DRUNK BUS DRIVER TELLS KIDS TO GO F**K THEMSELVES

    -DIARRHEA IN A NON WORKING BOAT TOILET

    -VIOLENCE ENSUES AT GIN BLOSSOMS CONCERT

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    EP 025 PT 1 - Crab Leg Buffet Brawl Mar 07, 2019

    Power Moves Your Illusion I:

    -RIP Luke Perry & King Kong Bundy

    -Little Caesar's Pretzel Pizza acquired

    -Brooks drank a few smoothies and is healthy now

    -Stranded man survives on Taco Bell sauce

    -Burns lived on Taco Bell sauce and saltines

    -My Pillow guy says some crazy Trump/God shit

    -My Pillow guy cardboard cut out confused for deranged person

    -Crab leg buffet brawl in Alabama

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    EP 025 PT 2 - Cow Tranquilizer Energy Drink Mar 07, 2019

    Power Moves Your Illusion II:

    -Testicle Salsa

    -Step Dad's energy drink spiked with cow tranquilizers

    -Antonio Brown's Hulk Hogan Moustache

    -Pacman Jones goes bonkers at a casino

    -A Daddy finds trouble living the Karl Welzein lifestyle

    -Big Toilet actually destroys a toilet and is hurtin' real bad

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    EP 024 - Cop Car Sex & Robert Kraft Feb 28, 2019

    All this for one low price:

    -RIP Brody Stevens

    -McDonald's hash brown cell phone

    -Drunk idiot calls the cops on himself

    -Arrested sex in a patrol car

    -Robert Kraft is too horny

    -A Daddy has a doo doo accident at work

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    EP 023 - Turd Mobb & Garage Door Porn Feb 21, 2019

    Burns is sick and he's blown out on Dayquil. But the show goes on.

    -That's not Detroit pizza!

    -Sloppy Tates

    -Big Toilet has a big appetite

    -JetBlue drunk ass bound for Vegas

    -Old man hides crack in his ear

    -Turd Mobb

    -Garage porno for all to see

    -Guy blows up the restroom at Home Depot

    -KFC buffet update

    -Taco Bell bathroom explosion Power Move

    Join us on Patreon for the After Dark show and other fine extras:

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    EP 022 - Machete Clowns vs. Grandma Feb 14, 2019

    THE DOUBLE DEUCE:

    -NFL withdrawals

    -Movie popcorn to go

    -Big Toilet would like to meat your mother

    -Unwanted pee bologna

    -Clown mask machetes vs. Grandma

    -Man bites snake venom into wife

    -Wet pussy shots

    -Trash bag o' KFC

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    EP 021 - Death Party God Hell Feb 07, 2019

    Forever 021:

    -Meth Fueled Death Party

    -It's Not a Ghost in the Closet, It's Drew

    -Butt-Naked Glitter Farting Troll

    -"No No, Do Not Touch My Cock" and the Threesome That Destroyed a Las Vegas Hotel Room

    -Tines Day Date Advice

    -The Search for Brooks' Iowa Mugshot

    Subscribe for a better life!

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    EP 020 - Little Caesars is My Savior Jan 31, 2019

    TWENNY TWEN TWEN:

    • B-Dubs is Back
    • Anaconda, the movie, stoned, twice
    • 2 Boyz on a Scooter
    • Broken Ass Phone
    • Man's life ruined by Little Caesar's closing inside Kmart.
    • Waffle House Strip Club
    • Mouse on the Moon
    • Waterbed Pee Situaish

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    EP 019 - Airplane Rum & Axe-style Home Renovation Jan 24, 2019

    Included: Gnarly Zack on how to "Go Bold" at Del Taco, Drunk Texas dude goes psycho on a plane, Idiot destroys home with axe over action figure dispute, Texas chick tries to trick a guy into boning her "twin sister," Hangover nightmare train, Love found at Chili's, a listener tugs it while going poo on a business trip.

    RIP Kevin Barnett

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    EP 018 - Pringles Brand Walmart Wine Jan 17, 2019

    Brido is back, you guys! Join us for: GUNS 'N ROSES SHROOMS, POWER LIFTING, RED LOB ULTIMATE FEAST, PRINGLES WALMART WINE, DOO DOO PARTY, LIQUOR STORE PARKING LOT PEE, AND A MICHIGAN MANIAC GOES TO NOLA.

    Check out POWER MOVES AFTER DARK: patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns

    EP 017 - Not Gettin' Busy in a Burger King Bathroom Jan 10, 2019

    B-Dubs Brooks Wheelan returns. Kid Rock's butt sign. Outback Steakhouse murder threat. Man held against will in BK bathroom. Doo-Doo Butt's road rage. Dry aged steak recipe. Poorly hitting on bartenders. This, is POWER MOVES EP 017.

    Send an email to SCOTT.BRYAN@BUZZFEED.COM with "podcast" in the subject and tell him why Power Moves rules the school.

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    EP 016 - Send Tacos, Guns and Tacos Jan 03, 2019

    Lady Daddy Number 1 fills in as we talk: fart stabbing, tacos at gunpoint, Macauley Macauley Culkin Culkin, Big Toilet, Voodoo curses, Chili's, and so much more.

    RIP Bob Einstein

    RIP Mean Gene Okerlund

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    EP 015 - Who is...The Poppman?! Dec 27, 2018

    Comedian and dear brother Jesse Popp fills in for B-Dubs in this holiday spectacular. Prepare for things to get real as we record in a hotel room sippin' cold ones on Christmas day. Strap in, Daddies.

    *Bonus reverse crank call at the end from 2002 when I tapped my own landline.

    EP 014 - Nunchucks & Fireball & Grandpa Gas Dec 20, 2018

    Featuring appearances by: NUNCHUCK LAWS, STOLEN SAXOPHONES, BIG TOILET, FIREBALL CHUGGING, FART MATCHES, BLINDED BY SCOTCH.

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    EP 013 - Nuns & Vegas & The Massive Middle Finger Dec 13, 2018

    Featuring Power Moves from...

    • CHRIS FOERSTER THE MIAMI DOLPHINS COKE HEAD OFFENSIVE LINE COACH
    • NUNS WHO EMBEZZLED 500K FROM THE CHURCH TO GAMBLE IN VEGAS
    • A PSYCHO WHO BEAT SOME GUY HALF TO DEATH BECAUSE HE WOULDN’T DO ORAL SEX ON HER.
    • A GUY WHO BUILT A GIANT MIDDLE FINGER POINTED AT HIS ENEMIES IN TOWN
    • AND WE CHECK IN WITH THE P-MAIL FOR ONE OF THE MOST EPIC LISTENER BATHROOM STORIES WE’VE EVER HAD ON THE PROGRAM

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    EP 012 - Dry Clean Flickin' & Toilet Fudge Dec 06, 2018

    EP 012 is piled high with all the toppings and I know you can dig it. We talk about a pilot who steals an F-16 to go and get boned, an idiot who crashes his car trying to drive like Ace Ventura, a listener gives to you the Christmas Booze Advent Sack, the pee style debate continues, we talk about the holiday drinks at Applebee’s and Chili’s, a Lady Daddy gets personally erotic in a dry cleaners, and so much more!

    Check out the new Patreon project!

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    EP 011 - Death Punch & The Rise of the Baby Dick Bandit Nov 29, 2018

    We check in with Gnarly Zack, dive into the FedEx driver who punched a racist to death, we’ve got a story about a wedding photographer who gets mad faded and bones a guy, pisses on a tree, then threatens the cops, we learn about The Rise of The Baby Dick Bandit, and so much more.

    Subscribe to live your best life!

    EP 010 - Happy 'Ving to ya, you guys. Nov 21, 2018

    Episode 10! We did it! www.POWERMOVESwithMikeBurns.com is LIVE and open for business!

    -Burl Ives tryna steal yo girl

    -The Gnarly Minute

    -Bowel Movement Bomb Threat

    -Who darted?

    -How to pee

    -Mama Daddy

    -Nude Party Hat

    EP 009 - Mark Davis 2 & Taco Bread & Big Mama Nov 15, 2018

    All these bold flavors:

    -Rotten wine disaster

    -Unflushed doodie

    -Red Lobster drunk thief

    -Teacher knocks out racist student

    -Draymond Green

    -Stone Cold on the wagon

    -Mark Davis deep dive

    -Outback carnal passions

    -Power Poops

    -Big Mama & warm Busch Light

    EP 008 - Waffle House Robbery & Secret 7-Eleven Menu Nov 08, 2018

    Piled high with all these toppings:

    -Parking ticket rage

    -Quarter Pounder lawsuit

    -Secret 7-Eleven menus

    -Big Toilet returns

    -Delta dog shit disaster

    -Power Movers Cletus & Bruce

    -Hooter's 'Ween

    -ESHAM

    -SUBSCRIBE!

    EP 007 - Zombie Teeth & Coleslaw Nov 01, 2018

    EP 007 is made with all this love in the oven:

    -11 mile walk to get golf course coleslaw

    -Ernest Scared Stupid

    -Zombie teeth hillbilly

    -Stabbing a spoiler

    -Daycare fight club

    -Buffalo Bills dildos. Billdos?

    -My Pillow Guy ugly crying

    -Power Deuce 2: Electric Poopaloo

    EP 006 - My Pillow Guy & Crack Dreams Oct 25, 2018

    Featuring appearances by:

    -Burns' trash b-day weekend

    -Flexing in the shower

    -Updates from Buddy Bill Big Toilet

    -Shooting your grandson

    -The My Pillow Guy

    -Crack

    -BK Nightmare King sandwich

    -Dumping at Taco Bell

    -A bathroom wing man

    -Dick Bender beers

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    EP 005 - Stealin' from Walmart & Eatin' Out of The Trash Oct 18, 2018

    In EP 5, we talk about illness from Big Bites, Brooks breaks his car in the desert, Fantasy Football problems, Big Toilet wants to murder us, stealing from Walmart, a Hitler Halloween costume, Cool Chinese Ferrari Dad, Sammy Hagar's new Times Square Cabo Wabo, a listener eats out of the trash, and a Power Move from an awesome kid on the spectrum.

    I Think I Saw A Ghost by Ghostface Killah

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bAZQ6BU-wsk

    2 Gunslingers by Tom Petty

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1fKXeVZ5XXA

    Insta: @pizzanachos69 @brookswheelan @powermovespodcast

    Thanks for the reviews and subscribes, Daddies.

    EP 004 - Microwave Pee & Supermarket Dad Fistfight Oct 11, 2018

    Look at all this value you get in Ep 4:

    -Dusty Rhodes

    -Burns' Fantasy Football buddy got in a fist fight at the grocery store

    -Brooks wants to wrestle Dean Ambrose

    -Big Toilet threatens Brooks

    -Gas station where people are microwaving their pee

    -Natty 77 Pack

    -A listener lost 100 lbs

    -Disaster Cruise

    Bonzo Goes to Bitburg by The Ramones

    I Am Trying to Break Your Heart by Wilco

    Entry Level with Brooks Wheelan

    @PowerMovesPodcast on Insta

    Mike: @PizzaNachos69

    Brooks: @BrooksWheelan

    EP 003 - Movie Wine & Airplane Weed & Big Toilet Oct 04, 2018

    Start here, faithful new listener.

    -Burns' NFL Redzone addiction

    -Brooks' D.C. doo doo pants

    -Getting drunk at the movies

    -A call from Buddy Bill Big Toilet

    -Neighborhood coyotes want to kill us

    -Legal weed at LAX

    -Guy with bionic dick

    -A destroyed Dunkin Donuts toilet

    -Applebee's $1 Zombies

    -Brain worms

    Saturdays by Twin Shadow: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ucZVlXuXY7I

    Clay Pigeons cover by John Prine: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_3zNl6NsOyY

    Follow @PowerMovesPodcast on Instagram for other show extras!

    Burns: @pizzanachos69 Brooks: @brookswheelan

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