Poog with Kate Berlant and Jacqueline Novak

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REMIX: The Hags Talk Restaurants Sep 26, 2023

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A compilation episode of the Hags talking restaurants. Cherries rolling on the hardwood, Alice Waters, Restorative Broth, Microgreens in a menu item, and dining alone. The anchor of the torq causing the spill. Black cloth napkins. Abandoning a brunch. Share plates. Table for four at Festoon? Going in together, raw. A bottle for the kitchen.

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REMIX: The Jamaica Break-In Sep 19, 2023

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This week's episode is a cross episode compilation of Kate's Jamaica Incident with the Boys in Philly.We're the best law firm in the world. 7 beers for the band. Sometimes you have to be the entire reason someone goes on the vacation. Whoa, guys? That's my suitcase! Diving straight into the lagoon. You don't pay for the room, you pay for the lock. Recourse. Not some kind of error of mere negligence occurred. They're lucky violence didn't occur. Wasn't a glitch. Rate? Reduction? The micro influencer has value. I'm going crazy on the cast. Where is the cold-hearted bitch now? From the Law Offices of Jacqueline Novak. The phone call is in the wind.

Edited & mixed by Allie Graham.

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Am I Fucking Ripped? Sep 12, 2023

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London, do you have your tickets for KATE? Poog is on tiktok now (@thisispoog). One slutty pair of heels, one sensible pair of heels and the erotics of the full bottle on the trip. Half a klonopin, straight to heaven. The housing is the theater. What is a calendar but a broken promise? Tracing the thoughts. It’s the same year, every year. The candle and the opportunity to be that candle. Is @chanel gonna be the first legacy prestige makeup brand to send product to poog?

Mentioned: Chanel water fresh blush, Chanel Le Rouge Duo Ultra Tenue, FlowerHead Matcha, Agent Nateur, Kaizen, OneSkin, Visp, Halo Top, & Other Stories, Ratio Bars

Edited and mixed by Allie Graham.

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God's My Friend Sep 05, 2023

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Spiritual advice from the business section. Bring your hate and depression to the altar. Packing light: one pair of jeans, one pair of evening pants. Recent house guests may have had some sticky fingers. No more blowing raspberries and bringing back the cackle.

Products mentioned: Tower28, Ilia, Rose Inc, Armani, Caudalie, Oribe, Benefit, Porter, Tata Harper, Ratio Bars, SuperGoop, Goop.

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POOG: Keep Out Aug 29, 2023

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This is a comedy podcast run by a couple of bitches. A mandatory hour a day at the library or you become branded. Kate tried to return air, two open hands, and a frown. Jacqueline reads to Kate but the words aren’t taking. A specific Armani lipstick. 10/10 customer service that led Kate astray. Books mentioned: Marion Woodman’s The Pregnant Virgin and Hartman’s ADHD: A Hunter in a Farmer’s World. GOOP Peptide Serum, OneSkin, Dieux Skin. Few have the courage to go cold turkey on music. The obliteration of the sacred in the face of constant optimization. Nude in butterfly pose, scrolling. Begging for: Thermage vouchers and a piano.

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Give Me 7 Days Aug 22, 2023

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Jacqueline studied while Kate moved on. Mood is in disrepair and products were purchased out of pocket. Brows. Dessert and Aperol addiction. London Bridge is Falling Down. Kate finally watched The Deepest Breath. Calling all London Hags, Kate will be in town doing her show. Jacqueline was confronted with bovine ideas at home and advised on a smoothie. The linking of guilt and pleasure. Candy Bomb and bad coffee. Photos attached to reviews. Makeup and memories from far away. Two incarnations, sequentially. The craving to do the forbidden. The piano and the voice. George's Girls.

Products mentioned: Glossier, Celsius, Mark Hyman Vital Proteins Pro, ARMRA, Timeline Nutrition, FlowKey, Canopy, Dr Dennis Gross, PureMist, Dr Loretta, Dieux
Formally and sternly begging for: Swoon, Breville Bambino, Goop x Lyma Serums

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Piano-playing Baby Aug 15, 2023

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Jacqueline's alone and waits for dawn. Kate enacts her cruel curation. A leaf blower to the cobwebs. Getting locked out again. Neighbor chickens and babies. Lectin or Lecithin. Hydration or Moisturization. A run-in with a "fellow" “influencer”. A mother's opinion on brows. Products mentioned: Skinceuticals C Ferulic Acid, Josh Rosebrook. This week begging for: The new Ziip device and more Dieux Skincare.

Edited and mixed by Allie Graham.

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P Double O G Aug 08, 2023

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Kate’s mouth is in tatters and Jacqueline is depleted, but they still find the strength to record. Garment washing protocol and items past their sell by date. Kate’s never heard a little ditty. A horse's nose. Products mentioned: Aura app, Apollo Neuro, Sakara Greens, Goop Vitamin C, Cymbiotika. Formally and sternly begging for: Armra, Timeline Nutrition, Pause WeHo after weeks of free promotion.

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I Am Okay Aug 01, 2023

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This week the hags are formally begging for Armra powder, vouchers for sessions at Pause, and cases of Swoon, after weeks of free promotion. Whether or not to talk of one’s diminishment. Ice packs for naps. Kate is punished at the nail salon. Jacqueline is blinded by inert furniture. High risk bookcase behavior. Leaving is what makes it a practice. Freediving and swimming toward the light. The Sysiphisian pursuit of a protein smoothie.

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REMIX: The Hags Talk Travel Jul 25, 2023

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Vintage delights including reflections on: continental breakfast, a water visit, the perfect seashell, the last liminal space, a bag taken off the belt and an uber catastrophe. Thank you for flying PoogAir.

This episode was edited by Allie Graham.

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