Poetry

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THE STATION Nov 29, 2023

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Looking at the selection of sapiens on a train station I was wondering if we mixed all of them together as if they were paint in a garden shed, would we all end up resembling something khaki like an olive coloured bread .

ALICE IN WONDERLAND Nov 26, 2023

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This is a poem I wrote for an innocent looking girl called Alice who when tempered up turns into a hell's angel of malice she resembles a fairytale princess fresh from a folkloric palace yet soon as she opens her mouth you think she's been drinking from the poisoned chalice with her hands in the air she stands about four feet tall but after a rise through with alcohol she turns into a native neanderthal, forget all about etiquette and protocol this little tomboy is more likely to be found scrapping at an away game of football.

SUFFRAGETTE Nov 22, 2023

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With courage commitment and candour these extraordinary women did something that had never been done before and that was to bring the age of equality knocking loudly upon the British empires front door.

PRIDE Nov 21, 2023

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A prick of our precious pride is all that's needed to derail and deride our sensibility into taking a walk back onto the wild side .

VANITY Nov 19, 2023

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Is vanity a sin ? or is it just the selfish substance that we need in order to win .

THE BEE'S KNEES Nov 18, 2023

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The birds and bees have joined us from the flowers and trees you find them at Macdonald's an champagne bars lapping up our left over cream teas they'll hardly be floaty lite on the breeze after feasting on our fat fantastic sleaze .

SPITTLE AND SPUME Nov 17, 2023

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Listening to the climate conference's waffling old windbags wheezing on about saving our world as they quaff down expensive wine squandering fifty pounds a glass and then dare to set the price of carbon capture at three pounds a ton , this be the token tariff to save your granddaughter or grandson ?.

SERMON OF A SQUIRREL Nov 17, 2023

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Covid 19 as seen through the eyes of a squirrel , watching them fighting for scraps from the dustbins whilst under lock down ,they appear so confident and carefree without us I think possibly the only thing they'd missed about our absence is the leftover Ben and Jerry's ice cream .

CHLAMYDIA Nov 15, 2023

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A short minute musing about infecting your friends computer's with a virus and how they treat it as though you've infected them with a sexually transmitted STD .

A MIDWIFE CRISIS Nov 15, 2023

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A poem about men and their midwife crisis as a matter course men feel the need to try out a new horse so they get a divorce and set off in search of adventure usually riding a Harley-Davidson towards a hot sexual sun and what they think will be some all together brand new fun .

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