Plumbing the Death Star

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Why is the Death Star Spherical? Dec 16, 2015

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In which our heroes exit hyperspace, wonder what that second moon is doing there and get lost in it’s spooky and empty corridors while wondering why the Death Star is spherical. We wonder what destroying Alderaan really accomplishes, explain how bubbles work and delve deeply into our favourite moon related theory. Jackson realises the Death Star isn’t made for ramming, Zammit explains the Emperor's true motivations and Duscher just wants people to pronounce AT-AT properly. It’s a question of design as the boys wonder why you'd bring a metal donkey to a spaceship fight.Want to help fund research to just how much air is in space? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, you can help make a difference in the understanding of this far, far away galaxy.And don’t forget to get your free audible book download and a 30 day free trial at http://www.audibletrial.com/SanspantsRadio there’s probably at least six-hundred-and-sixty-one books about Spooky Death Star Stories.
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Would you Join the Rebel Alliance (LIVE)? Dec 15, 2015

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In which our heroes do it all live, take you to a galaxy far, far away and consider their options before going the Rebel Alliance. So join the boys live on stage as they explore the helmet aesthetic, ponder the career chain of stormtroopers and ultimately realise they'd all much prefer to be bad guys. Jackson is confused by job expos, Zammit is confident in his piloting abilities and Duscher just gets thrown under the bus. It's an edge of your seat time as everything almost comes completely unravelled, but much like the rebellion, really pull through in the end.Want to help us find an intergalactic job? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, you can help make a difference in our space lives.And don’t forget to get your free audible book download and a 30 day free trial at http://www.audibletrial.com/SanspantsRadio there’s probably at least seven books about how to run a bar in space.
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What Do You Think's Gonna Happen in the New Star Wars Film? (Feat. Steele Saunders) Dec 14, 2015

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In which our heroes study up on the latest rumours, disregard it all in favour of wild accusations before turning to outright lies as we speculate what’s gonna happen in the latest cinematic masterpiece from Disney; the new Star Wars film. We (eventually) look at the potential linage of the three main characters, find out about some of the dumb stuff being including in the EU and get distracted by a sneezing cat. Jackson gets excited about a potential tiny villain, Zammit would love to see Han got shot in the head mid-sentence and Steele just wants to know if you’ve seen Luke Skywalker. So take what we say with a grain of salt because in the end, it’s all just guesswork and wishful thinking. But we do know one thing for certain; there’s a bloody new Star Wars film this week! Go see it mate.Want to help build reinforced mailboxes on Tatooine? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, you can help make a difference in the late night activities of a certain scruffy looking nerf-herder.And don’t forget to get your free audible book download and a 30 day free trial at http://www.audibletrial.com/SanspantsRadio there’s probably at least four books about how to speak.
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Why Doesn't Rogue Use Protection? Dec 07, 2015

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In which our heroes set the danger room to romance, telepathically pour a class of champagne and rearrange the molecules in a strawberry to turn it into chocolate all the while wondering why Rogue doesn’t just use protection. We look at the many benefits of Leech, get into a small argument over Rogue’s real name, and discuss the transition from the X-Mansion to the SeX-Mansion. Jackson is forced to eat spiders, Zammit solves the problem straight off the bat, and Duscher is just straight brick-dickin’. So write down your peculiar sexual needs, send off an email to Tony Stark, and wait patiently for him to solve your very specific problem.Want to help build a machine for letting rogue bang? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, you can can help her get her rocks off.And don’t forget to get your free audible book download and a 30 day free trial at http://www.audibletrial.com/SanspantsRadio there’s probably at least thirty-nine books about the pros and cons of super powered tantric love.Want to come see just how handsome we really are? Well now’s your chance as we’re doing another live show on the 10th of December. Just head to https://sanspantslive.eventbrite.com.au for more information and to book your ticket now!
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Dinosaur Park 2: The Lost Park Nov 30, 2015

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In which our heroes are sent to their almost certain deaths once again because THERE'S ANOTHER GODDAMN DINOSAUR PARK. We try to ditch/murder Vince Vaughn as soon as we can, attempt to throw dinosaurs in the trash and wonder how Jackson got our phone numbers again. Zammit and Duscher try to rescue their black daughter and mutual common law wife from a monster filled jungle as they resist the urge to help poachers and Jackson barks orders from his nice, comfy bed. So sit back and then stand up so you can run for life because they brought a dinosaur home with them and it’s ruining the city and everything you ever loved.Want to help fund a third super-safe-we-promise dinosaur park? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month you can recklessly endanger your loved ones too.And don’t forget to get your free audible book download and a 30 day free trial at http://www.audibletrial.com/SanspantsRadio there’s probably at least thirty-eight books on shaving mammoths.Want to come see just how handsome we really are? Well now’s your chance as we’re doing another live show on the 10th of December. Just head to https://sanspantslive.eventbrite.com.au for more information and to book your ticket now!
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Is Dr Dolittle's Life a Living Hell? (Feat. Mr Sunday Movies) Nov 23, 2015

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In which our heroes talk to the animals, learn their languages and grunt and squeak and squawk with the lot of em as we question if Dr Dolittle’s life is a living hell. We look at the terrible gypsy curse that has befallen the Dolittle line, the possible shared ancestry they have with the Venturas and the difficulties of explaining Laika to your own pet dog. Zammit questions if Dr Dolittle is a vegetarian and is angry if he isn’t, Jackson once again proclaims that cousins is okay and James just wants to fight crimes with dogs. It’s a terrible tale of goldfish gods, alcoholic monkeys and crap chameleons as we’re reminded that with great power comes great responsibility and there’s no greater responsibility than being the mouth piece of every animal you encounter.Want to help a bear with his complex emotional problems? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, you can help make a difference in this grizzly less grouchy.And don’t forget to get your free audible book download and a 30 day free trial at http://www.audibletrial.com/SanspantsRadio there’s probably at least twenty-nine books about freeing yourself from gypsy curses.Want to come see just how handsome we really are? Well now’s your chance as we’re doing another live show on the 10th of December. Just head to https://sanspantslive.eventbrite.com.au for more information and to book your ticket now!
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How Would you Cope Being Furniture? (Feat. Mr Sunday Movies) Nov 16, 2015

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In which our heroes refuse to let a creepy old lady into out house when our parents aren’t home, anger the witch and are now cursed with being sentient furniture. We look at the negligence of said witch, try to work out what kind of future we’d become and how that’s determined and wonder what happened to the old furniture. Jackson remembers that the feather duster awakened something inside him, James doesn’t want the cup and ball equivalent of a lobotomy, Zammit keeps getting thrown into a pond and Duscher just wants to be the Beats. It’s a tale as old as time as we find out just how well we’d cope with being furniture. Not great. Want to help support victims of being turned into furniture? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, you can help make a difference in former furniture support groups. And don’t forget to get your free audible book download and a 30 day free trial at http://www.audibletrial.com/SanspantsRadio there’s probably at least twenty-eight books about candelabra polishing.Want to come see just how handsome we really are? Well now’s your chance as we’re doing another live show on the 10th of December. Just head to https://sanspantslive.eventbrite.com.au for more information and to book your ticket now!
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Are There Better Ways to Invade Middle Earth? (Feat. Gabe) Nov 09, 2015

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In which our heroes leap onto their steeds, rally an army, and then decide there's got to be a better alternative as they ask the question: are there better ways to invade Middle Earth? We talk about the average workaday hobbit, wonder if orcs are insects, and try to figure out how tall Sauron is. Zammit explores the fallout of Orc Holes, Jackson worries about Fantasy-Genocide, and Gabe just wishes Sauron had a better PR guy. So put on your best smile, start the campaign trail, and see if you can get some Dwarves to Vote #1 Sauron. He's the best thing that's ever happened to Middle Earth! Sauron will fuck your warg, he is as serious as cancer.Want to help buy Sauron a snazzy suit? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month you can help us buy him a more subtle wardrobeAnd don’t forget to get your free audible book download and a 30 day free trial at http://www.audibletrial.com/SanspantsRadio there’s probably at least three books about the political suicide of siding with orcs.Want to come see just how handsome we really are? Well now’s your chance as we’re doing another live show on the 10th of December. Just head to https://sanspantslive.eventbrite.com.au for more information and to book your ticket now!
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Which Super Smash Bro would Make the Best Step-Dad? (Feat. Edgoose) Nov 02, 2015

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In which our heroes use their up B, grab a super smash, and try to unlock all the secret characters while wondering which Super Smash Brother would make the best step-dad. We look at the unpleasantness that is the Mario family, our mothers weird animal fetish, and age Ness ten years. Jackson loves deadbeat Samus, Zammit accuses Falco of sex crimes, and Duscher does his best to defend his beloved Nintendo characters. So join us as we rank our mother’s potential lovers on an arbitrary scale involving barbecues and dealing with our High School bullies. It’s a strange way for mum to find love, but who are we to judge? Her son. That’s who we are. And Donkey Kong is the absolute worst option. Mum. Stop dating an ape. Please.Want to help in building a new family structure? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, you can help make a difference in teaching kids Jigglypuff isn’t a sex toy. And don’t forget to get your free audible book download and a 30 day free trial at http://www.audibletrial.com/SanspantsRadio there’s probably at least ten books about Super Smash Bros cheat codes.Want to come see just how handsome we really are? Well now’s your chance as we’re doing another live show on the 10th of December. Just head to https://sanspantslive.eventbrite.com.au for more information and to book your ticket now!
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Which Horror Movie Could you Resolve with Non-Violence? (Feat. Zoe) Oct 26, 2015

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In which our heroes ask Jason to see a therapist for his oedipal issues, encourage Freddy to take a class in conflict resolution and tell Ghostface to stop calling as we discuss which horror movie we could resolve with non-violence. We try to pawn a curse off on apes in a very imaginative way, make our problems Canada’s problems and freeze ourselves before getting shot out of a cannon. Jackson takes a dinosaur out to lunch, Zoe runs away from a demon into space, Zammit hires robots to deal with a mummy curse and Duscher just wants to go on a high school date with a psychic. So join the gang as they have a nice chat to the mass murdering maniac, maybe then he'll only murder you a little bit. Want Frankenstein's monster to get some plastic surgery? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month you can help us buy him a new, not rotting nose.And don’t forget to get your free audible book download and a 30 day free trial at http://www.audibletrial.com/SanspantsRadio there’s probably at least thirteen books about channeling a prehistoric lizard’s rage into art.Want to come see just how handsome we really are? Well now’s your chance as we’re doing another live show on the 10th of December. Just head to https://sanspantslive.eventbrite.com.au for more information and to book your ticket now!
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