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Episode 54 - Back Back Back Back Back Again Aug 05, 2020

PSA: Back again, your co-hosts explain to you why they went on a two month hiatus from the podcast. They cover their thoughts on the current worldwide pandemic, social injustices that communities are facing, and the pressure that Millennials are experiencing today with so much going on in the world.

Episode 53 - Questions and Hard Truths May 20, 2020

PSA: Bitsy goes on a rant about toilet paper, Weston has dyed his hair purple, and Oscar still doesn’t know that there is a worldwide pandemic happening. It’s round 2 of a full episode of the Petties answering listener submitted questions! They do their best to give advice and opinions on things such as getting laid during quarantine and paying your significant other’s mortgage while you live there. Let us know, what do you think and do you agree? We wrap-up with Time is Up per usual!

Episode 52 - Don't You Know That You're Toxic? with Kristin May 05, 2020

PSA: Weston and Bitsy have their close friend, Kristin, join to talk about her recent toxic relationship. They go through the timeline from when they met, all the way to how it ended and how she got out. Reflective and full of insight, all three episode members share their experience on toxic relationships. You don’t want to miss this.

Episode 51 - Still in Quarantine Apr 14, 2020

PSA: Bitsy and Weston go into what life is like with each other in quarantine. Having accepted that this is the new normal for now, they share the things that have been keeping them busy during this pandemic. They also give you updates on pop culture as it relates to this almost nation-wide lockdown. They wrap up with a very passionate Time is Up segment and recap the last two episodes of RuPaul’s Drag Race.

Episode 50 - Quarantine Makes the Heart Grow Fonder Mar 31, 2020

PSA: The Petties give a detailed update on their weekly lives in quarantine! One of those updates being dating. Whether you are single or in a relationship, this quarantine is probably doing things to you. How are single people dating during this unprecedented time? Should you quarantine with your significant other? We would call in the CDC for this episode if we could. The episode wraps up with Time is Up and a recap of this week’s RuPaul’s Drag Race.

Episode 49 - Unprecedented Times Mar 24, 2020

PSA: The Petties are back with a new episode for all you quarantined cuties out there! We are hope you are staying safe and healthy; and what is safer than listening to podcasts? This week your co-hosts give tips for how to stay sane during the quarantine. Such as staying active and keeping a healthy diet, but still, better thicc than sick we always say! This episode also includes a recap of last week’s episode of RuPauls’s Drag Race. You don’t want miss out and don’t let Ms. Rona in your house!

Episode 48 - The Bitsy-lorette Mar 17, 2020

PSA: They are back like a cold sore you can’t get rid of, The Petties are wearing wigs and bringing you educational announcements this week! After their many PSAs, they get into a fun game involving imaginary scenarios with famous celebrities. One by one, Bitsy must choose which celebrity moves on to the next round of dates until finally choosing her suitor. It’s like “would you rather” on steroids. They wrap up with a Time is Up segment!

Episode 47 - To All the Guys We Love on Tik Tok Mar 10, 2020

PSA: We are Weston and Bitsy and we have something to say! PSA, Bitsy witnesses a fight outside of a local restaurant and unwillingly becomes a part of the narrative. Weston roots for the Missouri Drag Queens on RuPaul’s Drag Race before Bitsy and him spill the tea on one of the contestants. They also go into the recent coming out of a former Congressman. Tik Tok on the clock, go listen to the new episode now!

Episode 46 - Help! Our Neighbor is Trying to Kill Us! Mar 03, 2020

PSA: It’s Tuesday which means there is a new episode! Your co-hosts start off with addressing Oscar’s Puppuccino addiction, Weston’s hickey, and Bitsy’s never doing a bottomless brunch again. A new neighbor has moved into the apartment building and he is nicer than anyone has ever been to them which leads to creating fun theories about how their live’s are in danger. Not to worry, the neighbor is actually super nice and the Petties are safe. This does take us down memory lane on the time that they actually were in danger and had to move apartments due to one of Weston’s crazy ex-lovers. The episode also includes pickup artists, catcalling, and a very disturbing question you can ask your friends. We wrap up with a discussion on the Netflix show Love is Blind and a Time is Up segment.

Episode 45 - Love Languages Feb 19, 2020

PSA: Weston has plumber’s disease and Bitsy is starting a go-fund-me to replace her valuables lost in Oscar’s diarrhea. This episode the Petty’s are talking about the 5 Love Languages from Gary Chapman’s book The 5 Love Languages. Both of your co-hosts took the official quiz and discuss what each love language means and how each one plays a part in their lives. Listen to the end for a great Time is Up segment!

Episode 44 - Galentine's Day Feb 11, 2020

PSA: The Petties give you their PSA of the week before totally dissecting Bitsy’s Hinge dating profile. Valentine’s day is the red hot topic and girl does it evoke some emotions… such as Weston’s childhood glory days of having the best Valentine’s Day box. Listen in to this insightful episode as your co-hosts analyze the societal pressures of Valentine’s Day and encourage everyone to celebrate regardless of relationship status! Happy Galentine’s Day!

Episode 43 - In 2020, We're All Beautiful Feb 04, 2020

PSA: Bitsy is back from her San Diego vacation and the Petties give updates on their personal lives. Bitsy stumbled across a previous date’s Hinge profile and he is lying about his height. Weston and Bitsy naturally have a big opinion and a lot to say. Men don’t have to be 6’0 to be beautiful and women can be over 6’0 and beautiful! They wrap up the episode with a new game stemming from a popular twitter thread! You want to listen to all the truth on this week’s episode.

Episode 42 - A Very Gay Q&A Jan 28, 2020

PSA: Bitsy is on holiday in San Diego but the Petties are determined to bombard you with another episode. Weston answers listener submitted questions that have a focus on Gay lifestyle and sex. How do gay men have sex? What is a Gold Star Gay? How do open relationships work? Who proposes to who? All things people want to know or have to answer! Submit your questions and continue the conversation!

Episode 41 - Colleen vs. The Worst People You'll Ever Meet Jan 21, 2020

PSA: In this fun, betting, slap-happy episode, your co-hosts challenge their friend Colleen to a game of trivia and the stakes are high! If Colleen wins, she is awarded a cash prize! However, if she loses, she has to clean Weston and Bitsy’s apartment. Ultimately, Weston decides who receives points and who gets points taken away as Bitsy and Colleen go head-to-head. The questions are fierce, so get ready to laugh!

Episode 40 - Time is Up on Insecurities Jan 14, 2020

PSA: 2020 is already a roller-coaster ride for Bitsy and Weston. Bitsy has been fighting off her biennial mental breakdown so Weston decides to put on Tangled for them to watch. Naturally they have a lot of thoughts about the movie before moving into the root of Bitsy’s problem. Strap in for the extensive discussion of insecurities. Whether they are physical, mental, in a friendship, in a relationship, or dating… WE ALL HAVE THEM! Get comfy for this relatable couch discussion on insecurities. Share with us how you cope with insecurities and get to feeling like your best and most confident self!

Episode 39 - The Roaring 20's Jan 07, 2020

PSA: It’s a new year and a new decade and your co-hosts are back on their bullsh*t. After reflecting on the past decade, they discuss setting new healthy goals and about their New Year’s resolutions. A lot has already happened in 2020, Weston survived a trip to the ER and Bitsy had to chauffeur on her latest date. The duo also compares what dating must have been like in the 1920’s to what it is today. Additionally, there are a lot of old slang terms that they intend to bring back from the roaring 1920’s to the roaring 2020’s. You don’t want to miss the first episode of the decade!

Episode 38 - 2019. A Year in Review. Dec 24, 2019

PSA: Merry Christmas and we are approaching the New Year! Strap yourself in to relive some of the biggest moments of 2019. There are some folks on the nice list and even more on the naughty list. The Brita at the Petty household is once again a subject of discontent but that is not even one of the biggest news stories from the past year. Weston and Bitsy revisit some of the biggest stories of 2019 and passionately tell you their views on every situation.

Episode 37 - Surviving the Holidays with the Family Dec 17, 2019

PSA: Merry Bitsmas and Happy Holidays! That’s right, it is Bitsy’s birthday and the Petties tell you how they celebrated this wild weekend. Yes, it involves yet another tumble down the steep stairs of Missie B’s Nightclub. Then, Weston and Bitsy reminisce on scars from Christmas past. Which is how they are able to give you advice on how to keep your sanity during the holidays with your family. There is also a very tough listener question to answer and a fun Time is Up segment, so stay tuned all the way until the end!

Bonus! Episode 36 - The Petties Birth Charts (feat. Tré Clay) Dec 12, 2019

PSA: Following up from Episode 35 - Astrology 101, Tré Clay completes a full reading of your petty co-hosts astrology birth charts. Dive into their inner-psyche as they evaluate what is written in the stars and determine if it seems to be true. The planets, the houses, the signs, and dominating elements are all a part of this reading. Fun tangents are to be expected with this easily distracted trio. The episode wraps up with a fun game involving celebrities and their birth charts!

Episode 35 - Astrology 101 (feat. Tré Clay) Dec 10, 2019

PSA: Are you ready to shoot for the stars? Bitsy and Weston have but they missed and gravity has body slammed them back to Earth. Regardless, today’s episode has your co-hosts hanging out with very special guest Tré Clay. Tré enlightens them on the very basics of astrology that every Millennial has wanted to know. This episode dives deeper than the dry pick-up line “what’s your sign?” They cover the signs, planets, and houses while also analyzing how astrology fits into their lives. If you enjoy the episode, make sure to listen to the bonus episode where Tré reads the entirety of Bitsy and Weston’s charts. Of course, the star-crossed trio wraps up with a Time is Up segment fit for the gods.

Episode 34 - Keepin' it Real (Estate) with Brian Courtney Dec 03, 2019

PSA: Calling all Millennials!!! (and anyone else who is interested in buying a home.) Have you wondered what the first step in buying a home is? Why is your rent continuously going up? Did Boomers really ruin the housing market? This week’s episode features real estate expert and Kansas City local, Brian Courtney! He answers all the questions that any first time home buyer has ever had. From what kind of down payment may be needed, to incentives for buying a home. Tune in as Brian enlightens your chronically petty co-hosts, Weston and Bitsy!

Episode 33 - 5 Stars for 5 Stars? Nov 26, 2019

PSA: The Petties bring you their usual case of drama as they bring their weekly PSA to your doorstep. Right after their Public Service Announcements, they jump right into the ins and out of ride share services such as Uber and Lyft. They announce their pet peeves and what life was like before Uber. Your co-hosts also delve into their Uber ride horror stories. What is your worst ride share experience? Of course, the episode wouldn’t be complete if we didn’t have a Time is Up segment!

Episode 32 - You Can't Put Life on a Timeline Nov 19, 2019

PSA: Mercury must be in retrograde again! Your favorite co-hosts, discuss how they have been feeling lately; mainly, not feeling fulfilled. Most of us have put our life on a timeline and we are disappointed if we don’t meet our own expectations. Social Media doesn’t help! What do you think the key is to getting more out of life? They wrap up with an interesting Time is Up segment!

Episode 31 - The Fat Pig & The Girl with the Headband Nov 12, 2019

PSA: Back from their most recent mental health break, Weston and Bitsy have a lot of updates. Bitsy has accepted that fact that she is the friend who blacks out at the wedding and shows up to the gender-reveal party hungover. Who has the Pedialyte?! Weston is on the hunt for the new Popeye’s chicken sandwich and the Starbucks turkey and stuffing panini. The Petties then read what a listener sent it, she thinks that her roommates boyfriend may not be entirely straight. As always, your co-hosts bring the opinions. This week’s Time is Up segment is STACKED! You will not want to miss the relatable content that all Millennials can agree on.

Episode 30 - Greatest Fears Oct 29, 2019

PSA: In the true spirit of Halloween, this episode gets spooky! They talk about their favorite witches, using the Ouija board, and if they believe in ghosts. They have a lot to say on the supernatural, including the afterlife! Their supernatural fears leads to discussing their real world fears. Dying, false imprisonment and snakes attacking their genitals to name a few fears. The episode concludes with more listener-submitted Time is Up statements!

Episode 29 - Only Two Can Tango (Not Three) Oct 22, 2019

PSA: The Petties are back at it again with their antics and the piping hot tea they have to spill! They recap their latest wild adventures as young professionals in their 20’s tearing up the town. Weston had a mental breakdown last week and Bitsy wore sweatpants to the bar… this is a no judgement zone!! Bitsy tells what happened on one of her latest dates, and it is something straight out of a soap opera. Without giving too much away, we will just let you know that the date went utterly awry and your co-hosts completely dissect the situation and all of their feelings on it. The episode wraps up a little differently as Bitsy and Weston announce “Time is Up” submissions from listeners! Let us know if you relate!

Episode 28 - How to Survive a Zombie Apocalypse 101 Oct 15, 2019

PSA: After a heavy episode last week, this one is a little more light-hearted. Your petty co-hosts recap their latest wild weekend where they just do not seem to comprehend how they turn into such party animals. Then, they plan out how they would survive if a zombie apocalypse were to come out of nowhere while they were in Kansas City. How would you survive and do you think Bitsy and Weston have what it takes? The episode wraps up with the Time is Up segment and they are asking YOU to submit your Time is Up for next week!

Episode 27 - Happy National Coming Out Day Oct 08, 2019

PSA: Happy National Coming Out Day!!! Weston and Bitsy and talk about what it was like for Weston coming out. They talk about growing up gay and the affects it had on him as a youth. Overcoming bullying, trying to change who you are, and many fresh starts were a part of his journey. It can be hard to come out and many people still are. They cover the highs, like having supporting friends, and the lows, such as heavy drinking and betrayal. They wrap the episode up by asking the questions “what does National Coming Out Day mean to you?” and “What advice would Weston give his 13-year-old self?”

Episode 26 - F is for Feminism Oct 01, 2019

PSA: Weston and Bitsy kick-off this week’s saucy episode with a little recap of their recent lives. Weston talks about his road trip and Bitsy summarizes the latest dates she has been on. Of course, not before discussing the movie “Hustlers” which leads to Weston opening up about his days as a stripper in Canada. The conversation leads to discussing Feminism, what it means to them, and the many aspects of equality for women. The Petties also openly talk about consent, equality for all people, privilege, and how people can change. After some heavy dialogue, they hit you with a Time is Up segment you won’t want to miss!

Episode 25 - Just Workin' On My Fitness (feat. Tommy Cole, co-owner of F45 Training Crossroads KC) Sep 24, 2019

PSA: The episode kicks off with a petty PSA from Weston targeting someone who said that him and Bitsy were not funny at all! Bitsy’s PSA of the week is to enjoy your own company ladies and lads! Then, they introduce their guest, Tommy Cole, co-owner of F45 Training Crossroads KC. Tommy is originally from Wichita and started personal training at Genesis in 2015, then moved to LA in 2016 to grow his business. After a few successful years at Equinox he found F45 and fell in love. In 2018, Tom and his business partner Christy opened KC's first F45 Training, which has grown steadily. Tommy has a BBA from Wichita State, a CSCS and CF1 certifications, is a Precision Nutrition L2 Certified Coach, and over 5000 hours of experience training average joes and CEOs mostly.

Weston and Bitsy get all of their questions regarding opening a business, working out, and nutrition answered. They also touch on if drinking is affecting their fitness goals and the taboo subject of steroids. Finally, they end with an arm wrestling match between Tommy and Weston that is sure to make you chuckle.

Episode 24 - Brought to You by Scented Buttplugs Sep 17, 2019

PSA: We hope and pray you can tolerate the obnoxious singing in the intro to get to this week’s hilarious episode! We start with Bitsy confronting Weston about filling up the Brita. Do you think he is innocent?! Then, Weston make s big and shocking announcement that you may have to listen to twice to believe it. His PSA of the week leads to them discussing couples’ trips. How soon is too soon for a romantic weekend getaway? The Petties also chat about singles going on a couples’ trip. If it is to an all-inclusive resort in Mexico, they are in no matter what! Of course, third-wheeling comes up. Finally, they wrap-up with the Time is Up segment. The Bachelorette, moving walkways, and calling the police department are all involved. Thank you to this episode’s sponsor, Scented Buttplugs.

Episode 23 - Botox & Fillers & Skin Care, Oh My! (feat. Racquel Frisella) Sep 10, 2019

PSA: Weston and Bitsy talk all things Botox, fillers, skin care and more with Racquel Frisella. Racquel is a board certified Nurse Practitioner and Aesthetic Specialist base in St. Louis, MO. Bitsy and Weston share the procedures they had done with Racquel before getting into the convo! They start with the basics such as what is the difference in Botox and fillers? Are there different kinds? When should you start getting Botox? The answers to these questions that all Millennials want to know. Then, they cover everything skin care and how to ball on a budget when it comes to your routine. Of course, it would not be complete without covering laser hair removal. Tons of information that you did not even know you needed to know. You can find Racquel on Instagram @racquelfrisella or visit her website at www.racquelfrisella.com. Follow her so you stay up to date on all things beauty, fitness, and lifestyle.

Episode 22 - Petty Opinions (No Advice) Sep 03, 2019

PSA: This week’s announcements are made that both of your co-hosts are regretting the many adult beverages that they indulged in to celebrate the holiday! They also announce that a cleaning service has started following Bitsy on Instagram which means big brother is watching us. This week’s episode takes a different form as Weston and Bitsy take the time to answer and analyze three separate listener-submitted questions. They involve how to be supportive when someone comes out to you, handling your significant other moving to a different city, and how to determine if your friend romantically likes you back. Lots of juicy stuff! Finally, the episode wraps you with the Time is Up segment!

Episode 21 - I'll Have What the Petties are Having (feat. KC Local Eats) Aug 27, 2019

PSA: For their PSA segment, Weston announces to the world that he is now a Circuit Queen (if you don’t know what that is, you will now) and Bitsy preaches to the world not to speak on things you don’t know! Then, the duo welcomes Jamie and Brittney, the founders of the successful Instagram account Kc Local Eats (@kclocaleats). They run all the miles and eat all of the good food in KC. And coffee… always coffee. The group talks all things food! They also get into what it took to start a run and create a successful Instagram page that has almost 40K followers! The episode closes with a game of F***, Marry, Kill (Food Edition). Make sure to follow @kclocaleats on Instagram to see all of their delicious posts.

Episode 20 - A Single Serving of Petty (feat. Shani Silver) Aug 20, 2019

PSA: The Petties announce their PSAs of the week. Bitsy drops some amazing news, that Taylor Swift’s new album drops this week! Then, Weston announces how he recovers and treats his anxiety and sadness after a weekend bender. After the intro, they introduce their first ever fabulous guest on the show, Shani Silver, host of "A Single Serving Podcast." Shani Silver is a Brooklyn-based writer and podcast host attempting to change the way being single is viewed by society because that shit really needs new branding. She enjoys solo travel and posting lengthy Instagram stories about movies that came out in the 90’s. She'd rather be in Paris… but it's fine. In this episode, Shani sheds light on what it is like to date in different cities, especially New York City, and dating in your 30’s. That’s right, she is Generation Y! Get ready for incoming truth bombs on dating apps, embracing change, and reinforcing that there is nothing wrong with being single. Of course, the duo torture Shani with a fun game of "In or Out" before wrapping up! You can follow Shani’s podcast on Instagram @asingleservingpodcast and listen to “A Single Serving Podcast” on iTunes or Spotify. Make sure to visit her website at www.shanisilver.com.

Episode 19 - Sunday Scaries, Circumcision, & Pistachios Aug 13, 2019

PSA: The Petties announce their PSA of the week and it gets very interesting and slightly uncomfortable when Weston opens up about his stranger encounter on the airplane. Then, a listener-submitted question, about a a douchebag who is already emotionally abusive before the first date, is answered with good 'ol petty opinions which definitely ring true. The main course of the episode is about sunday scaries. What are they? Why does it happen? How do Millennials cope? Weston & Bitsy get detailed on the arch nemesis that is sunday scaries. The episode wraps up with listing off each others triggers and it is less than calming!

Episode 18 - Arch Nemeses & Side Villains Aug 06, 2019

PSA: The Petties introduce a new segment called (surprise) PSA of the week! They both give their announcement. One revolves around beauty and the other is about a great way to meet people in Kansas City by joining the Stonewall Kansas City kickball league! Weston & Bitsy waste no time jumping into a fun activity where they build their “Mean Girls Celebrity Squad.” It is pure gold. Then they dig up some of the biggest celebrity feuds in history! Your co-hosts psycho-analyze, take sides, and make it relatable to everyday Millennials. You’ll find that you likely have your own arch nemesis and a few side villains in your life. The Petties finish off the episode with a new game (taken straight from Andy Cohen’s Watch What Happens Live) to their show and somehow the episode derails once again to talking about anal.

Episode 17 - Always Petty & Sometimes Jelly Jul 30, 2019

PSA: Your co-hosts recap on their latest weekend escapades. Bitsy talks about her fun and drama-filled weekend in Chicago and Weston talks about Electrosexual (a local themed queer dance party that changes locations). This week's submitted question involves a love (we use that term loosely) triangle. It’s definitely a sticky situation but they have opinions to share! It transitions perfectly into this week's topic of jealousy and girl you better believe that your co-hosts have the experience. Friendship jealousy, romantic jealousy, social media jealousy…it is like a virus that has to run its course. Funny stories and wise insight are all packaged into this episode. Listen till the end for the weekly Time is Up segment!

Episode 16 - Petty Behind the Wheel Jul 23, 2019

PSA: Bitsy is preparing for her Chicago trip, Weston is still embarrassing himself, and Bitsy is also still over boys trying to only snapchat! The duo touch on their use of spells and Voodoo dolls and begin considering moving to a different city. After their personal life mishaps, the Petties open up a listener-submitted question. Giving their opinion on how to deal with a loud-chewing co-worker, means getting pettier than ever before in the workplace. Loud noises leads to discussing their ailment of road rage. What are road rage triggers, tactics for revenge, and personal experiences are all covered. Leaving no stone untouched, listen as Weston & Bitsy try to uncover the root cause of their road rage and how to prevent it. Of course, prepare for another relatable Time is Up segment.

Episode 15 - Cheater, Cheater Pumpkin-Eater Jul 16, 2019

PSA: Cracked-out on iced coffee and cold-brew, the Petties come at you hot with another episode! After touching on intermittent fasting and Weston’s passion for chocolate milk, Bitsy recommends her new favorite facial spot in Kansas City! The two then respond to a listener-submitted question which touches on how one should know when to make the first move. Bitsy recommends playing a video game which opens up a wound of Weston’s from when he felt cheated out of a win in Mario Kart. Cheating in games, cheating on tests, and of course cheating on people become the hot topic. Sharing their own experiences and feelings with the topic opens up room for lots of discussion. Emotional cheating, premeditated cheating, and heat of the moment cheating are all covered! The episode ends with the Time is Up segment and we think you will agree wholeheartedly with this week’s Time is Up!

Episode 14 - Through Thicc & Thin & Thicc Again Jul 09, 2019

PSA: We kick-off this week by recapping Weston’s week long bender which includes World Pride, birthday party, and the 4th of July! After Bitsy gets real with Weston on exercising, the two discuss body image and open up on their thoughts towards their own body image from a young age. Things get real as Bitsy shares her very personal and heart-rendering story that comes before her journey towards a positive body image. They then get into body image in the gay culture and how it fits into dating. Covering body self-esteem means also covering how to talk to a friend or significant other who is not in a good place concerning their body image. After all serious talk, the episode wraps up with a good ‘ol fashion game of Time is Up!

Episode 13 - Proceed with Caution Jul 02, 2019

PSA: Weston & Bitsy kick-off with their usual banter and insults to one another before Bitsy reveals something upsetting she witnessed this week ( nature-lovers, you aren’t going to be happy). After their tangents on Oscar (their fur baby) not having posable thumbs and Taco Bell’s new spicy potato soft taco, they answer a listener submitted question. After reading the scenario, the two use their experience and non-expertise to share their thoughts and list out the red flags they spot. This leads into discussing red flags that they have experienced when dating men (there’s a lot) and others to look out for. The list is extensive but not unabridged! Bitsy & Weston wrap up by pointing out each other’s red flags and boy do they have A LOT to work on. Proceed with caution!

Episode 12 - Love. Money. & Happiness. Jun 25, 2019

PSA: What makes people happy? Is it love? Is it money? Can money buy love? Get ready to ponder these age-old questions with the petty bitches Weston & Bitsy. The episode starts with the ongoing investigation of who left PSA a one star rating. Bitsy thinks she is onto something! Then, the couple reads a listener submitted question and answers what they think she should do about a missed connection. This somehow leads into Weston’s upcoming birthday, so Weston shares the most petty ongoing revenge he has concerning his birthday as well as his saddest and happiest birthday experiences. You will find it is possible to be senile at 27. With the topic of happiness comes the questions posed above. Your co-hosts talk about how happiness is tied to the relationships one has and if money can play a part in one’s happiness. You will find love, money, and happiness are all related in an intricate web formed in Bitsy & Weston’s own psyche. The last tidbit of personal information is the pettiest things Bitsy & Weston did at work this past week! You won’t be disappointed (just sad for their co-workers). With this being the last episode of Gay Pride Month, they wrap up by sharing some good news that affects the LGBTQIA+ community across the globe!

Episode 11 - The Art of the Thirst Trap Jun 18, 2019

PSA: Are you thirsty? Do you need some water? Well prepare to get quenched. The episode opens up with another dramatic break-up as Bitsy reveals her serious relationship that only last one week. Boys continue to look past Weston’s red flags! The BFFs open up about some of the most embarrassing and traumatizing series of unfortunate events that they have recently experienced. If you are able to stomach and get passed the stories of their unsuspecting flatulence and third grade humor, then you have made it to the meat and potatoes of this week’s episode!! The co-hosts first define what a thirst trap is before going into the kind they have posted and what they are aiming to get out of it. The discussion leads into talking about nudes and they say EMBRACE the nudes you have sent! Learning from their failures, Bitsy and Weston give their tips and recommendations on how to set the perfect thirst trap. They also mention how they feel about dating someone who constantly sets thirst traps. With it being Gay Pride month, the episode wraps up with spreading awareness of the current issues the LGBTQIA+ community is facing in Brunei. You can help the cause by doing research and boycotting the following hotels:

Hotel Bel-Air, LA

The Beverly Hills Hotel, LA

The Dorchester, London

45 Park Lane, London

Coworth Park, Ascot, UK

La Meurice, Paris

Hotel Plaza Athenee, Paris

Hotel Eden, Rome

otel Principe de Savoia, Milan

Episode 10 - Aging Like Boxed Wine Jun 11, 2019

PSA: Weston & Bitsy kick off the episode with their typical banter back and forth as they fight for the spotlight. They each give an update on their personal lives. Bitsy FINALLY landed a date and Weston concludes the drama from his Grindr hook-up that he shared in Episode 6. Next, the Millennials discuss the subject of getting older and the timeline that society pressure you to meet when it comes to milestones such as marriage and having kids. Then, they touch on dating outside of their age range which leads Bitsy to the conclusion that Weston has “daddy issues.” The topic leads into their thoughts on plastic surgery and they say EMBRACE IT!! Both of them even list off the procedures they would like to have done and in true PSA fashion they go a little over board. Not to worry, they are in too much credit card debt to even think about heading to a Med Spa. Since it is Gay Pride month, they wrap up with spreading awareness on the persecution that LGBTQIA+ people are facing in Chechnya.

Episode 09 - God Bless the Gays Jun 04, 2019

PSA! Have you ever wondered what the catalyst was for the gay liberation movement? What is the difference between gay bars and straight bars? Why do gay bars exist? And do you think it is possible to find love at a bar? All of this is covered in the Gay Pride Month kick-off episode! So, get ready to jump off of the metaphorical airplane without a parachute and into these fun topics. First, Bitsy and Weston cover an LGBT event in history, the Stonewall Riots, to spread awareness as to why we celebrate gay pride until this day. Following that topic with why they think gay bars exist and the difference in gay bars and "straight bars.” Next, the duo reminisces on their first experiences at gay bars with Weston opening up about some of the questions his 19-year-old self struggled with. The conversation leads into the debate; can you find love at a bar? Bitsy says she will never but Weston thinks it in the cards for him! This is all before getting on their biggest tangent to date which is describing what their over-the-top and ridiculous weddings would be like. The episode wraps up with your hosts answering the question, “when did you hit rock-bottom at a gay bar?” With all of their experiences, their answers do not disappoint. Just make sure you are ready for the wild ride.

Episode 08 - Build-A-Boyfriend Workshop May 28, 2019

PSA: The episode opens with the very dramatic co-hosts, Weston & Bitsy, updating everyone on their current dating lives. Of course it’s a little lack luster as they remain single. Then, they jump into creating their ideal boyfriend in a segment called Build-A-Boyfriend Workshop! It’s all fun and games. After leaving the workshop, the two spill some tea and speak some truth on changing yourself to be with someone. They also talk about times boys have changed to be with them. Lastly, the episode wraps up with your favorite segment, TIME IS UP, which takes a very poopy turn.

Episode 07 - Sweet & Savory Revenge May 21, 2019

PSA: The episode kicks off with your punctually challenged co-hosts defending their back hair problems and recapping their most recent dramatic adventure that was abroad in Europe. They don’t miss a beat as they fill you in on the fun and interesting things they experiences. If you make it through the 30 min. recap of Europe, they answer an e-mail from a listener who is unsure if she should get revenge or not. With opposing views on what she should do, both Weston & Bitsy give their advice. They then cover the different types of revenge which includes petty revenge and serious revenge. Of course they give insight on if and when they think it is beneficial and when it is unhealthy. As they cover the extensive topic, both share stories of things that they have done to get sweet & savory revenge.

Episode 06 - Petty at 10,000 Feet May 14, 2019

Is travelling one of your biggest passions yet can cause much turmoil as you step into the airport because of the constant drama? The Petties can relate! First updating on their real-time personal life drama by Bitsy bitching about getting kicked off of her parents phone plan and Weston opens up about his latest Grindr hook-up experience. Then they explain the pettiest things they did for the week! After recapping their most recent vacation to Salt Lake City, the episode leads itself into Bitsy and Weston covering the nuances of air travel and their biggest pet peeves. They also come forward with the biggest altercation they had on an airplane where their enemies were almost booted off! PSA: Stay Petty!

Episode 05 - Mourning Someone You Never Had May 07, 2019

After updating you on their dating lives and the petty tasks they performed for the week, your co-hosts dive into mourning someone they never even had a chance in hell with. From rejection and to knowing when to take a hint they bare it all. They also voice their frustrations on when someone can’t take a hint from them as well!! Lastly, they get passionate about calling dibs and the unfortunate event of a “robbery.” The episode wraps up with their famous “Time is Up” segment.

Episode 04 - Downloading Dating Apps Apr 30, 2019

Join and hear the sad status of your host and hostesses dating lives. They reveal the last times they were hit on and even some embarrassing moments from recent dates. Then they get down and dirty to creep into the nooks and crannies of the dating app world. They discuss the nuances of each dating app and how they use them. Then, they answer questions such as “how long should you talk to someone online before meeting” and “what types of pictures do you look for on dating apps.” Finally, get ready to be scarred for life as they reveal some of the strangest messages they have received.

Bonus! Episode 03 - Homosexually Challenged Apr 30, 2019

Have you heard the terms Bear, Otter, or Twink? Or maybe Top, Bottom, or Vers? Join the Petties in this bonus episode as they dive into different gay terminology for the homosexually challenged. Get ready to be educated if you don’t know these terms and, if you do, sit back and listen for the entertainment. One thing is for certain…WESTON LOVES ANAL.

Episode 02 - First Dates (Which is Often the Last) Apr 22, 2019

Your favorite duo, Bitsy & Weston, lightly touches the status of their current dating lives before doing a metaphorical front-flip into the expansive topic of first dates. From their worst experiences, to how they meet people, their expectations, how far they are going to go, and everything in between!

Episode 01 - Introducing the Pettiest People You'll Ever Meet Apr 10, 2019

PSA: Welcome to the intro episode of Petty. Single. & Always Late! Bitsy & Weston explain who tf they are and lock you in for a wild ride. They cover the basics of how they met, why they are podcasting, and what you can expect (lots of laughing). They get personal so you don’t have to. Follow them on instagram @psapodcast and visit their website www.psapodcast.com.

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