Perfect Person

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34: Catsitter Convicts Cheating Daddy (w/ Kelsey Darragh & Zach Noe Towers) Mar 01, 2023

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Kelsey is back with Zach, and they take calls from a sleuthing catsitter, a tinkering friend, and a substitute teacher that is too hot.

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33: Secretly Boinking My Best Friend's Brother (w/ Kwesi James) Feb 22, 2023

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Kwesi joins the show to take calls about BFF's Brothers, smoking weed and calling mom, and a loser ass boyfriend who lost at squash.

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32: Secondhand Horny at the Jiffy Lube (w/ Trevor Evarts) Feb 15, 2023

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Trevor Evarts joins the show to discuss banging your mechanic, and peaking in middle school.

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31: Insurrection At My Sorority (w/ Will Witwer) Feb 08, 2023

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The phone lines are ringing, and that means it's time for perfection. Callers tease our ears, and our hearts, with tales of tax fraud and political sorority unrest.

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30: Never Been Kissed (w/ Alan Starzinski) Feb 01, 2023

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Alan Starzinski joins the show to discuss meeting a casual acquaintance at a sex party, being upstaged by a baby, and having you first kiss at the gay beach.

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29: I'm A Daddy Now (w/ Sarah Bonsignore) Jan 25, 2023

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The little guy is here, and we are so unbelievably psyched/tired. Me and Sarah take calls from Sexy Lovers, and intense bartenders.

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28: Revenge Against My Landlord's Son (w/ Sidney Raskind) Jan 18, 2023

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Sidney Raskind joins the show to share a little something that he didn't know until he was in his 30's (about doing too many bits, and exacting flawless empathetic revenge).

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27: Tazing My Friend For Funsies (w/ Sequoia Holmes) Jan 11, 2023

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Sequoia Holmes joins the show to take calls from people with stolen toilet paper, boyfriends who are late as hell, and musicians dealing with annoying suits.

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26: Ass Eating Disaster (w/ Zach Kornfeld) Jan 04, 2023

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Zach stops by to discuss a prevalent conundrum.

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25: Revenge Banging My Crush's Dad (w/ Rainie Toll & Will Witwer) Dec 28, 2022

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This episode contains by far the most unhinged call on the show thus far, as well as a case study in being awkward at a party from freelance sidekicks, Rainie and Will.