Perfect Person

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64: nightmare girls birthday trip (w/ Jon Gabrus) Sep 27, 2023

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Jon Gabrus (High & Mighty, 101 Places To Party Before You Die) joins the show to take calls about crushing watermelons between your legs, and surviving a tumultuous group weekend trip.

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63: stealing from my hookup's yacht (w/ Sarah Bonsignore) Sep 20, 2023

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Sarah joins the show to take calls about breaking up and exacting revenge, making a college professor judge you, and competing with the other nanny.

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62: exit interview with my boss (w/ Zach Kornfeld) Sep 13, 2023

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I quit my job, and Zach is here to conduct a formal investigation into why. Also we take calls about a public shaming, a three way with an open window, and a conundrum about suffocating.

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61: my nemesis ruined karaoke night (w/ Mike Falzone) Sep 06, 2023

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Mike Falzone (Welcome To OUR Podcast, Dynamic Banter) joins the call center to take conundrums about a half handy with a musical theatre director, a drug dealing hookup turned uber, and a karaoke night ruined by an acquaintance.

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60: we got too stoned on the pod again (w/ Will Witwer) Aug 30, 2023

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Miles and Will bravely go where they went last year at this time, stoned on the show, beholden to the callers conundrums, giving fire advice with the power of their vape pen.

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59: oops I banged all my roommates Aug 23, 2023

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It's the Triannual Solo Episode, and Miles is doing one on one counseling at the call center for calls about a renegade office farter, a treat habit that won't quit, and someone who banged all her roommates and is stuck in the car with them for part of the call.

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58: cancelled by my ex bestie's diss track (w/ Rainie & Will) Aug 16, 2023

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CIAO! The Wrecking Ball Crew is BACK and boy are the calls juicy. A toxic girls trip drama, we listen to a diss track about our caller, and a ghost is haunting a home once again.

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57: revenge of the scorned cheater (w/ Jonny Cakes) Aug 09, 2023

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Jonny joins the show to take calls about hooking up with your crush from 10 years ago, and accidentally sabotaging a relationship with a viral video.

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56: catastrophic sexy text (w/ Kwesi James) Aug 02, 2023

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Kwesi James joins the show to take calls about big lies at work, a fumbled text with a celebrity crush, and telling a speech at your estranged sisters wedding.

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55: booty call panic attack (w/ Kelsey Darragh) Jul 26, 2023

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Kelsey joins the show once again to cause chaos, and take calls from a booty call gone wrong, a rumor that lost a job, and some girls in Miami who are being haunted.