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#10: ET Phone Home with Guest Big Ron Gehrman Oct 10, 2018

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Big Ron Gehrman joins the show to discuss aliens and the show, Cosmic Disclosure…If you smell B.O. while watching the Gaia channel, don’t be surprised…Aliens mainly eat milk and cookies, but their year-round slim figures remain a mystery…We could solve all of the world’s problems if we only had three fingers instead of five…Skid marks aren’t only found in dirty underwear, they can be found on the ocean floors too…Whenever there’s an alien abduction, it’s Kavanaugh’s fault…If you run into a problem, you should wait until your future self comes to help.
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#9: #beetoo Sep 26, 2018

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We all know Kavanaugh is guilty because women never lie…The trade war with China will inflate the cost of sex dolls…There is a special place in Hell for all Samsung appliances…Take a breath of fresh air as the amount of shit on San Francisco’s streets has been cut in half...Dave creates a new religion and explains that Earth is really just one of God’s testicles...Male honey bees are virgins until the day they die.
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#8: Segway Sep 19, 2018

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Hurricanes increase the probability of seeing dolphins in your neighborhood…Go Fund Me raises money for people to steal from bums…Elon Musk is a genius who talks funny and we need more inventors like him…Geraldo knows Puerto Rico like the back of his mustache…They don’t build cars like they used to and you shouldn’t wear shorts when you change your oil.
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#7: Ashtown with Guest Jarrett Skreen Sep 12, 2018

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Jarrett Skreen, co-founder of Ashtown Brewing Company, joins the show...Beer is recession-proof and also bum-proof...Puke the rainbow by drinking 4-Loko and the Three Rivers Mall is where businesses go to die...Prison juice will put hair on your chest and driving brings out the worst in people...Nike exploits Kaepernick and Lululemon pants aren’t made for everyone...Auctioneering helps to silence protesters and we all could learn a lesson from T-bone. More about Ashtown Brewing Company... Website: http://www.ashtownbrewing.com/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/ashtownbrewingco/?fb_dtsg_ag=AdzSvy8UKO3p90Bu8MyAHB0Yefm589SB0RqviGlOg4EyAw%3AAdwFm24yKtrEUwjNdZRzi-kvHaFwVWenTf8Tuj9ZEzSi6A
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#6: Combat Wombat Sep 05, 2018

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Combat Wombat beer makes you grow hair on your nuts instantly...Toby “Tugboat” McGuire was the worst Spider-Man ever and there are too many Batman movies...Dave’s a proud, card-carrying member of the Trump Team and Hillary’s reset button gets lost in translation...Legalizing prostitution would release the tension in America and the Oculus Rift becomes the Oculus Stiff...Ozark is a great show that Dave will never watch and a bunch of drunk people like the Smashing Pumpkins...Portland has fantastic food choices and another guys night is in the works.
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#5: The Journey with Guest Jason Radcliffe Aug 29, 2018

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The insightful mind of Jason Radcliffe joins the show...Politicians are corrupt and “dirty dick” gets a new definition…MySpace is still better than Facebook and advertisers stalk your cookies (not to eat them)…Predict annual turkey sales to get a promotion and Cancun is the fake Mexico...Jason discusses the challenges with managing a business and proclaims his dad was the Donald Trump of Cowlitz County…Video games are turning kids into pussies and the existence of Big Foot is challenged…Everyone is exactly like Mother Teresa but they just don’t know it yet, and the everyone wins with a reach-around...
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#4: Dave's Bad Day Aug 25, 2018

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Dave’s morning was wrecked, literally...Dave’s recent ride-along with the Longview Police Department ends in coitus interruptus...A jerky taste-test leads to mouth orgasms, numb tongues and the promise of fiery poops...Dave's bad day continues midshow when his daughter pukes all over his wife and bed...near-death experiences make you a better person...
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#3: Cidiots Aug 24, 2018

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The guys let their lips do the talking as they discuss the recent mid term elections... Vagina beer is a thing and the Simpsons creator is from the future...Cops have bad days too and an ANTIFA member has ringing in his ears...Greg thinks silent poopers are lazy and society flushes bathroom etiquette...Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez says silly things and Trump shouldn’t be taken literally...During their trips to God’s country, Chris had a proactive experience and Greg noticed more red, white and blue...
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#2: The Blue Undertow Aug 23, 2018

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The FISA warrant is revealed! Kind of…Presidents make funny sounds with their mouths…Bill Nye swings melons like a magician…The Pacific Garbage Patch is a great place to take selfies…Protests create homeless camps and damage property...An ANTIFA member meets a fist named Superman...The far left shows their true colors and the blue wave may become a blue undertow...Dave schedules his ride along with the Longview Police Department...Good cops exist and Dave accuses Chris of being a driving terrorist...
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#1: WRONG Aug 23, 2018

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CGI can make or break movies....Greg talks about the Speech and Debate clause and Donald Trump becomes a Jedi master...Dave and Chris discuss their dinner demands and pumpkin pie makes everyone happy...Tragedy hits close to home for Greg and skydiving gives you time to think about life decisions...Greg preps the guys for the upcoming appearance of Big Ron...Play with balls and get paid; win the lottery and go broke...
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