One Topic (Now Known As Potato Sandwich)

The Ghost in the Heating Machine Nov 15, 2024

Greg has changed his stance on ghosts. Home ownership is a scam.

Bless Your Heart Nov 07, 2024

(Proceeds to pat the person on their head)

Potato Sandwich Nov 01, 2024

Maybe it's time for a re-brand.

Return to the Office Oct 24, 2024

Employers think forcing people back to the office will keep them from playing Monopoly Go! during work hours. Yeah right.

Gastrointestinal Oct 17, 2024

Laxatives and Chipotle

Autumn Missed Today's Show Because Of An Emergency Oct 11, 2024

It's not a lie. Autumn did need to miss the show unexpectedly due to an urgent situation. But exploiting it in the episode title is a level of low, for sure.

Above It Oct 04, 2024

Don't ask Greg to serve you food or Autumn to think you had good parents.

Autumn's Dad and Black Suits Sep 27, 2024

Nothing divides an audience like these two things.

Reddit Posts Sep 19, 2024

The drive for upvotes.

Any Price For Fame Sep 11, 2024

"I don't care how I get famous, I just need to get there."

Bubba Garden Olive Shrimp Gump Sep 08, 2024

The more places change, the more they stay the same.

TrueASS Park - Home of Your Atlanta Barves Aug 28, 2024

Autumn goes to an Orioles game at Camden Yards. Greg breaks up with the Braves.

Less Skill Than A Plumber Aug 22, 2024

We are not better than plumbers.

Auto Solo Part Duex Aug 18, 2024

Hello friends! It's another solo show but this time it's just ME! I talk about some things but I mostly talked about what regret means to me. I hope ya like it.

Gimme Stress Aug 10, 2024

Stress is a creative fuel. It'll also shorten one's life.

Staying Power and Keanu Reeves Jul 31, 2024

Though not necessarily about Keanu having staying power.

Your Questions, Answer Jul 26, 2024

Your voice, finally heard, as Greg takes questions from the listeners

How Do I Love Thee? Jul 19, 2024

Let me count the ways
I love thee to the depth of designer brands
My soul can reach, when feeling out of sight
For the ends of your over 6 foot tall (and not an inch shorter) body
I love thee to the level of every day’s
Most sports car need, by the amount of travel you do and money you have

Contentment In A Discontent World (featuring Tim Andrews) Jul 11, 2024

Tim Andrews joins Greg, as they discuss how they personally try to navigate life, and the different ways people handle the difficulties we all face.

Breaking Points (As Well As The Future of The Von Haessler Doctrine) Jul 05, 2024

An exploration of people's various breaking points, along with a click-bait-y secondary title to lure you into listening.

Musings of a Hungover Booze Hound Jun 28, 2024

Actually, the hungover booze hound doesn't muse much. She just moans and groans.

Mindspace Jun 20, 2024

"Dude, the Joker was a dark character. It took a toll on him. He really committed and couldn't escape the wickedness of it all."

Take Care Of Me Jun 13, 2024

Just kidding...why would you do that?

The Gossamer Veil Jun 06, 2024

Untangling truth and illusion. (Don't be fooled, the show isn't that deep.)

Nailed It! May 30, 2024

Join Autumn and Greg as they move beyond the polish, exploring the exciting world of...fingernails.

Step It Up: How Walking Can Improve Nothing May 24, 2024

Insert empty, catchy description that here. Something like: Unpacking the power of putting one foot in front of the other.

Don't Be a Chump! How to Make Money. May 16, 2024

(There is no guarantee that, by listening to this episode, you won't actually be a chump and lose all your money. In fact, this is the more likely outcome.)

Don't Worry About The Government May 10, 2024

My building has every convenience / It's gonna make life easy for me / It's gonna be easy to get things done / I will relax alone with my loved ones

/s

If only it were true.

At the Top of the List May 03, 2024

Add this show to your to-do list.

The Great Respite Apr 25, 2024

Death.

Email Time Capsule Apr 19, 2024

Greg keeps all his emails, Autumn is the opposite, holding on to none.

False Advertising Apr 12, 2024

The name of this podcast has nothing to do with its content. Zero stars if I could.

For the Love of Sex Dolls Apr 05, 2024

When plastic becomes passion.

Spring Break - The Autumn Version Mar 29, 2024

Can doing "not much" for spring break still be fun?

Spring Break - The Greg Version Mar 28, 2024

Also look out for the Autumn version!

The Quizmaster Mar 21, 2024

His name is Kyle.

Hysterics Mar 14, 2024

The world is aflame, burning in hysteria.

Miserable Media Mar 07, 2024

Mirror, mirror, on the wall, which industry is the most miserable of them all?

Sour Stomach Feb 29, 2024

Autumn's upset stomach leads to an explosion of discussion.

Lord of the Land Feb 22, 2024

And the plebs who live on it.

The Speed of Business Feb 15, 2024

...is greed.

Grudges Feb 07, 2024

The fuel of life.

We Value Your Opinion Jan 31, 2024

Take our survey now!

Piss On Your Plans Jan 25, 2024

Planning is for chumps.

I Don't Know Jan 18, 2024

I believe you. But that won't save you.

Recording Inside A Snowed In Car In Rural Maine Jan 10, 2024

Who needs a studio?

Back On Track Jan 04, 2024

Autumn and Greg made a New Year's Resolution to get back on track, returning the show to its roots, visiting one topic at a time. And like most resolutions, they broke it immediately. Next week...for real.

Sexy Snape Dec 28, 2023

What a sexpot.

Pieces of Time Dec 20, 2023

Timepieces, time passed, time present.

Episode 257 Dec 14, 2023

A big 257 celebration. What's the topic? Does it matter? Is this even really number 257? Does it matter?

Autumn Is Boring Dec 06, 2023

Autumn battles being "basic."

Greg Is Boring Nov 29, 2023

Autumn is fed up with the "negativity."

I Will Not Pay My Medical Bills Nov 21, 2023

That's what insurance is for.

How Tall Are You? Nov 14, 2023

Under 6 feet...no thankssssssss.
EDIT: There was a sync'ing issue with this episode that has now been fixed. Our deepest apologies for such a screw up.

Art Imitates Life Imitates Reality TV Nov 06, 2023

Autumn learns life lessons from reality TV, a beacon of emotional guidance.

Respect the Music Nov 01, 2023

If you can't respect the music, maybe you should find a new job.

The Price of Entertainment Oct 25, 2023

Autumn and Greg discuss what lengths they'll go to in an effort to entertain a crowd, with Autumn having no shame.

Free For Fall 2023 Oct 16, 2023

An annual tradition, the Free For Fall 2023 is upon us, in which Autumn and Greg talk about...whatever.

Mind Your Own Business Oct 09, 2023

Greg channels his inner Joey Swoll, though not nearly as positive or supportive. Autumn, per usual, thinks people are inherently good.

Auto Solo Oct 03, 2023

Life happens and sometimes that means Greg is too busy to record so you get about 20 minutes of Autumn rambling about how great she is at processing her thoughts and emotions....ENJOY!

Von Haessler Doctrine Pre-Show Crossover Event Sep 25, 2023

It's a monumental One Topic/Doctrine Pre-show crossover. Wowwee!

The Dell Dude Ruined Society Sep 18, 2023

He got his. He does not care if you got yours.

Power Hungry Sep 10, 2023

People's pathetic pursuit for power. Penitence, please.

HIPAA Violation Sep 05, 2023

Your medical history isn't safe here.

Little Baby, Sensitive Child Aug 27, 2023

Feelings are fragile. Handle with care.

The Human Blockhead Aug 20, 2023

Apparently you can also reach your sinus cavity with a toothbrush through your throat.

Mid-summer Musings Aug 15, 2023

Autumn is at the beach, leaving Greg to do this week's episode, running the gauntlet of several topics. Think of the additional matters as a special bonus.

Soup, Sharks, and Stupid Cyberspace Celebs Aug 08, 2023

Autumn was sick on Sunday, so the show is two days late. And boy, did we miss a lot, form improper re-heating of soup to shark attacks to riots in New York.

Put the anta back in Atlanta Jul 31, 2023

Autumn returns to Atlanta, which spurs talks of laxatives and suing fast food restaurants.

Grasping For Identity Jul 24, 2023

God forbid anyone think of you as normal or, worse yet, boring. You'd better get to constructing a persona that sets you apart from the rest, so the world can finally realize how special you really are.

The Game: Penetrating the Pathetic Existence of a Pick-Up Artist Jul 17, 2023

Greg reminisces about the time he took down a self-proclaimed "Pick-up Artist." Autumn complains about her salary. Again.

Autumn Fischer, Middle-Aged Kraken Jul 10, 2023

Just some movie talk.

FanDuel - Wager Away Your Well-being Jul 03, 2023

Greg was bored and downloaded FanDuel. Telling about it Autumn will probably awaken her inner gambler, causing her to lose what little money she has.

A Dude Walks Into A Bar... Jun 26, 2023

...and tries to hit on Autumn. Poor dude.

Library Metamorphosis Jun 19, 2023

Check out the newest section of your local library: Self-help For Kids!

Blame Canada Jun 11, 2023

The Canadian fires are responsible for this free flowin' episode, adrift just as the smoke in the atmosphere.

Bye Bye Belt Jun 04, 2023

Greg has been wearing the same belt for 25 years.

The Future is F****d May 29, 2023

Autumn finally grasps the truth: The future's so bleak there's no reason to wear shades.

Bard? More like Barf. May 21, 2023

The moralistic hubris of AI.

With Love On Mother’s Day May 14, 2023

Mother's hold their children's hand for a moment, but their hearts forever.

Greg in Ireland, Pt 2; Greg in Des Moines, Only One Pt.; Autumn at Home May 09, 2023

The long awaited sequel to one of the most listened to episodes of One Topic.

Racist Dr. Mario May 01, 2023

Autumn's insensitive comment about those who are best at Dr. Mario launches today's discussion about victimhood, context, and the Gigachad.

The Von Haessler Doctrine Time Swap Apr 23, 2023

The Von Haessler Doctrine is moving to 4pm, weekdays, on 95.5 WSB. A lot of you want to know what the hell is going on, and how it affects those on the show. Here you go.

Am I an Asshole? Apr 18, 2023

Another solo week for the ole' One Topic crew. We simply cannot get our shit together so today it's just me. Autumn. A possible asshole. You be the judge. LOVE YOU BAAAIIII

Greg in Ireland, Part 1 Apr 11, 2023

Greg's in Ireland. By listening, you are too!

Background Listening Apr 03, 2023

Put this episode on as you wash the dishes or paint the walls or sweep the garage.

False Authority Mar 28, 2023

Who the hell put you in charge?

Standing On Line, In Queue Mar 21, 2023

Nothing is worth standing in line for.

The Compulsive Need To Lie Mar 12, 2023

Autumn can't help but lie. Greg regrets not trading in his Jansport while there was still a lifetime guarantee.

The Things We Do Mar 07, 2023

Autumn saves a dog and takes a girls' trip; Greg thinks 9/11 and video conferencing ruined the way business is conducted, and eats Jersey Mike's.

Ignorance Is Bliss Feb 27, 2023

You cannot die if you don't go to the doctor.

The Miracle of Modern Medicine Feb 20, 2023

Diabetes? Weight loss? Why not both?

Only Fans Feb 14, 2023

In dire need of an additional stream of income, Autumn contemplates Only Fans. Or maybe it's really Greg who wants to join.

Radio Labyrinth Feb 05, 2023

Your pop culture roundup, without Tim Andrews approval!

Listen to the real Radio Labyrinth here.

Autumn Still Has A Nintendo Switch Jan 29, 2023

This time we'll actually talk about it.

You Are Special Jan 23, 2023

Greg would be a great replacement for Mr. Rogers.

Autumn Got A Nintendo Switch... Jan 16, 2023

...but we'll talk about that in a different episode.

Greg’s In Maine... Jan 09, 2023

...and the discussion is mostly about flags. Go figure.

Pretty, But Shallow Jan 02, 2023

Greg finally saw Avatar. The first one.

All I Want For Christmas Is A Loss Of Privacy Dec 27, 2022

Autumn buys her kids tracking devices for Christmas.

I Hate the Spin Doctors Dec 19, 2022

The Spin Doctors create a rift that interferes with this week's episode.

Maintenance Dec 12, 2022

Maintain your health, maintain your brain, maintain your house, maintain your car, maintain your sanity, maintain your focus.

Inner Monologue Dec 05, 2022

"You suck, you stupid idiot. How can it be that someone as dumb as you even exists. You disgust me."

The $600 Meal Nov 28, 2022

Chump change.

At the Stars Nov 20, 2022

Maybe I should drop you at your door.
Or leave tonight and vanish up the shore.
Anywhere but here. It's three o'clock we're driving in your car,
You're screaming out the window at the stars,
"Please don't drive me home!" Blame us because we are who we are.
Hate us because you'll never get that far.
And who'd suppose you would go?
I've already learned enough to know. Tell me all the places we could go.
And count the headlights passing on the road,
A long, long time ago. Here we are.
Foreign to their world.
Straight and composed.
Your sermons I can do without
And I finally found.
That everybody loves to love you
When you're far away. Could it be we've done something wrong
We'd make it back to your place before dawn
"Please, don't take me home."
"Please, don't take me home." This show is about horoscopes, but damn that is a good Gin Blossoms song.

Back To The Basics...Next Week Nov 14, 2022

The show has become a bit unfocused; it's about time Autumn and Greg bring it back to "one topic". And they will. Next time.

Fall Back to Yesteryear Nov 07, 2022

With the changing of the clocks, Autumn and Greg travel back in time to reminisce about fashion and music of years past, surely sounding old.

It Is Halloween Oct 31, 2022

Because of Jared's wedding and Halloween, this show is coming out late.

Episode Number 200 Wow Oct 24, 2022

Celebrate!

Free For Fall 2022 Oct 17, 2022

The once-a-year tradition where anything goes.

Someone Has Lice Oct 09, 2022

Is it Greg? Or is it Autumn? You already know.

Three to Five Minutes Oct 03, 2022

We just ask for three to five minutes of your time.

Nickel-and-Dime Sep 26, 2022

This whole episode is many small amounts of minor services. Luckily we don't charge.

Jealousy Sep 19, 2022

Born in love, produced in fear.

Autumn - Will She or Won’t She? Sep 11, 2022

Autumn has "had a day," and may or may not join the show. NOTE: If she does join, there's a good chance she'll cry. It won't last long.

The Marketing Guru Who Didn’t Know How to Please His Wife Sep 05, 2022

Self-proclaimed genius of marketing, the "Guru" wasn't really good at his job or in bed.

Autumn’s Mom! Aug 29, 2022

Let's get the lady on the show that Autumn blames for all her problems! JK. We talk about the confusing reasons why people choose to wear bow ties and why the two of us are the way we are. Love ya, Ma!

The Guest Who Cancelled Two Minutes Before Showtime Aug 22, 2022

This is what happens when a booked guest bails.

Cantaloupe Aug 15, 2022

Cantaloupes are disappointing, just like some people.

The Man Who Got Stuck In A Cave Aug 07, 2022

That man was not George Clooney.

Courage Aug 01, 2022

“Courage is found in unlikely places, like on this podcast."
-J.R.R. Tolkien

Taking the Show to the Big Time Jul 24, 2022

Should Autumn and Greg shop the show around to a bonafide podcast network? The opinions conflict...

Ask Autumn Anything Jul 17, 2022

Asked and answered. Thank you to everyone who wrote in and asked their questions! Luv ya!

Bring On The Calm Jul 11, 2022

Just kidding. There is no calm. Autumn and Greg are ill-prepared to handle stress, dealing with it in their own unhealthy ways.

Sim City 2000 Jul 04, 2022

The Llamas win the championship!

Take Out The Trash TV Jun 27, 2022

The show no one asked for - Buckhead Shore - has arrived. In the spirit of trash TV, Autumn and Greg discuss reality programming, the time Autumn applied for the Real World, when Greg lived a real life version of a reality show as an insufferable 22 year old, and how they'd fare if they were ever cast.

Father’s Day Blues Jun 19, 2022

Autumn cries over a pulled pork sandwich on Father's Day.

Old and Irrelevant Jun 13, 2022

How to maintain pertinency when all the cool people say your time is up.

Nudity Jun 06, 2022

NUDE NUDE NUDE

(Untitled) May 30, 2022

I had no clue what to name this episode. All I can say is it’s brought to you by the word "Annual."

Christopher Lloyd May 23, 2022

Christopher Lloyd was not interviewed.

Hold The Baby May 16, 2022

Greg's solo this episode, recounting the immense pressure placed on him to hold his sister's newborn child at a recent family gathering.

Not Orgies May 09, 2022

This episode isn't about orgies. I'm not lying. It's not. Don't get angry when you find out for yourself that it has nothing to do with orgies.

Date Autumn, Will Ya? May 02, 2022

Autumn wants to date someone. Autumn doesn't want to date anyone. Autumn wants someone around. Autumn wants to be left alone. Autumn says knows what she wants. Autumn doesn't know what she wants. Are you the one she's looking for?

Fuel (The Band) and Numbers Stations Apr 25, 2022

A strange journey this show is. The randomly assigned topic was "Fuel," which started a conversation about the band from the 90s, and ultimately lead to a discussion about Numbers Stations, radio stations that broadcast creepy messages intended to relay information to spies. It's a good one.

Balancing Autumn’s Checkbook Apr 17, 2022

Autumn claims she's poor, though she has no real idea what her monthly expenses are. Are her cries of poverty valid? Listening is the only way for you to find out!

Performing Apr 11, 2022

On stage, on the air, in life, there's always a performance going on. And in bed. Though unfortunately Autumn and Greg didn't talk about that. Sorry, pervs!

The One Topicverse Apr 03, 2022

Autumn and Greg dig into the podcasting landscape and explore shows similar to their own - podcasts that focus on "one topic," or something close - ultimately ranking them. SPOILER: They're all better than this version.

Do Something You Love... Mar 28, 2022

...and you'll still have to work many days in your life. So, maybe stop approaching it that way.

Feeling Low? Buy Some Things You Don’t Need! Mar 21, 2022

When you feel sad, buy dishware. Deal with anger by getting new shoes. An ottoman cures depression. Consumerism! The cure for all that ails!

A Shifting Reality Mar 14, 2022

What's the future of our reality? Will people really want to live in a simulation, where they can buy a new face and trade credits for personality traits? Probably.

Count Autumn and Greg out.

The Von Haessler Doctrine With Eric Von Haessler Mar 07, 2022

Pseudo father to both hosts of One Topic, Eric Von Haessler joins Autumn to discuss what the hell we do on the radio and what we do in life.

Passwords Feb 28, 2022

12345 qwerty password [address]

Planes, Drains, and Auto’s Career Feb 21, 2022

It was quite the journey, washed down the drain and ending up on a cruise ship.

Austin The Butler Can Rot in Hell Feb 14, 2022

Homescapes is an awful game. It's a terrible, vile, ghastly, appalling, and dreadful creation. And for some reason Greg plays it.

Watchin’ The TeeVee Feb 07, 2022

A general discussion about TV, based on Autumn's desire to compare US TV to that in the UK. I promise it's better than that description makes it sound. I think.

Anything But The Topic Jan 31, 2022

Autumn presents a topic that is better categorized as a fleeting thought, so Greg stalls the official start of the episode.

Greg’s A Big, Fat Failure Jan 24, 2022

Due to a recently developed roll of film that rendered poor results, Greg questions his competency and ability to accept his failures. Autumn pushes him to get on Zoloft.

New Rat City Jan 17, 2022

New York City, the greatest city in the world, is filled with rats. But really, are rats any worse than humans? Probably not.

Autumn’s Nose is Having a Mid-life Crisis Jan 10, 2022

Autumn recently got her nose pierced. At her advanced age, is this a sign of something bigger? A mid-life crisis, perhaps? Is it weird that out of all the things that have been going on in her life, this is the one that has got her thinking?

Consistency Jan 02, 2022

Greg wants to talk about consistency, but the only thing consistent is his misery. Autumn actually wins an argument.

Where’s Greg? Dec 26, 2021

We really did mean to do a proper episode but....what can I say, we dropped the ball. So, instead, here are the wild ramblings of Autumn. Alone. On a Sunday night. After a margarita. ENJOY!!!

And Just Like That...Wokeness Died Dec 19, 2021

Autumn can't contain her disdain for the Sex and the City continuation, And Just Like That...

Greg and Autumn explore the responsibility creators have to their audiences, and how wokeness is in its death throes, as it is packaged and sold like a mass produced food item, chock full of additives and preservatives.

Sugar Dec 12, 2021

The poison that is sugar. ::Insert skull and crossbones here::

Christmas Tree Meltdown Dec 06, 2021

Greg has a mental breakdown looking to buy a Christmas Tree, Autumn uses the story as an opportunity to talk about self-awareness.

Sucking It Nov 29, 2021

Vacuums. The episode is about vacuums.

Please Acknowledge Me Nov 22, 2021

Many people are on a desperate grab for acknowledgment. Does this drive them further into digital connectivity, or does the connectivity cause the need to be noticed? And does it even matter? Or are we all doomed?

The Middle Column Nov 15, 2021

A result of probable undiagnosed OCD, Greg has divided the passage of life into three columns. As 40 approaches, both Autumn and Greg find themselves squarely in the middle column and spend the episode reflecting on where they are as the halfway point looms.

Mind Your Own Damn Business (When To) Nov 08, 2021

Autumn inserted herself into a situation, which prompted this week's discussion about when to mind your own business and when to get involved. Also, Autumn said Greg's mic sounded good, when really, it over-modulated at times. He was traveling and recording remotely, so give some slack. Thanks!

Creative Fulfillment Oct 31, 2021

How does creativity fit into one's life? Does it need to be tied to career? Does it matter if there's no audience? Autumn and Greg explore the need to be creative and the purpose it serves.

Music for this week's episode by Hardmonica - It's Time For Halloween

Autumn Is Eating Things She Finds In The Forest Oct 25, 2021

Autumn has been foraging and is eating things she finds in the forest, and by the pond, and on the sidewalk.

Public Perception Oct 18, 2021

Autumn and Greg discuss the way people perceive them based on the limited information that is presented on-air, with other people thinking they know them, when, in reality, they're still battling to even know themselves.

Free For Fall 2021 Oct 10, 2021

The annual Free For Fall has returned. Rules fly out the window, and any and all topics of conversation are up for discussion. This year's treat includes: movie character psyche analysis fatigue, Polo Sport, Autumn's boozing, Cool Water, Greg's wide open future, and Drakkar Noir.

Calories Oct 04, 2021

This episode isn't empty calories - it's chock full o' goodness. Trust Autumn and Greg to provide the nourishment you need.

Motivation Sep 27, 2021

Face forward, move slowly, forge ahead.

Trends Sep 20, 2021

Whenever a new interest or desire arises, it turns out every other moron in the world is into the same thing. Why?! How?! Maybe we're just one of the morons...

30 Minutes with a Pal Sep 12, 2021

Autumn is sick. Greg does the podcast alone, spewing his thoughts for 30 min.

Scammin‘ Sep 06, 2021

Everyone is scamming, always, online all the way to Autumn's dating life. Be smart. Be safe.

The Art of the Podcast Aug 30, 2021

After another false start, Autumn and Greg talk through what they think makes a good podcast. Even 140 episodes in, refinements are being made, in the quest for the ever-elusive perfect pod.

Theft Revisited Aug 22, 2021

Autumn gauges her existence by revisiting an old topic.

Greg's Airbnb Aug 16, 2021

NOTE: Greg's audio does get better. His feelings for his Airbnb do not.

The Lesson of Mrs. Doubtfire Aug 09, 2021

After watching Mrs. Doubtfire, Autumn starts to think about the changing landscape of popular culture.

Sex and the City Aug 02, 2021

From the "Over Two Decades Old" collection, Autumn and Greg talk about HBO's hot property, Sex and the City.

Greg Is Going To Stop Hating Everything Jul 26, 2021

Hating everything gets tiring, so Greg is going to stop. Really. Starting...sometime soon.

Sleepovers Jul 19, 2021

The topic is kinda sleepovers, but not really. Sleepovers just served as a catalyst for a discussion about things normal people like to do that Greg doesn't.

Food Courts Jul 12, 2021

Join us in the atrium. Your slice of Sbarro awaits.

Memory Jul 05, 2021

Do you remember the time? Greg does. Autumn doesn't.

Pens‎ Jun 28, 2021

Active
Ballpoint
Counter
Counterfeit banknote detection
Crayola
Decoder
Demonstrator
Digital
Dip
Flex nibs
Flux
Fountain
Fudepen (or "brush pen")
Gel
Marker pen, also known as a felt-tip pen
- Connector pen
- Highlighter
- Mean Streak
- Paint
- Permanent
- Wet wipe marker
Qalam
Quill
Rastrum
Reed pen
- Kalamos
- Qalam
Rollerball
Ruling
Skin pens
Space Pen
Technical pen

Babble ( ︶︿︶)_╭∩╮ Jun 21, 2021

It's Autumn's week, and she chose the topic Killing. That'd be a fine topic if she hadn't chosen Murder just a few weeks back. So, instead of redundancy, the show turns into babble. Some may even call it PSYCHOBABBLE. It's more or less a look into the state of Autumn's life, which has been nothing short of interesting over the last several months. So...enjoy.

Birthdays Jun 14, 2021

Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday dear listener, Happy Birthday we're being sued (for using this song).

Greg's Moving Jun 07, 2021

Greg is going to move and Autumn thinks it means he no longer hates himself.

Some Chatting and AMC May 31, 2021

This is not financial advice. We just like the stock.

Not Cicadas May 24, 2021

Autumn wanted to do a whole show on Cicadas because she's now obsessed with them. Don't worry, that's not what happened, however. The bugs did serve as a catalyst for the discussion, however, which focused on subjects/topics throughout one's life that spark momentary, but intense, interest.

Entitlement May 17, 2021

The world is filled with spoiled brat, self-important jerks, and there's nothing you can do to stop them. The dam is long broken.

Murder May 10, 2021

MURDER.

The Werewolf May 03, 2021

In our continuing "This Is Autumn" series, we explore Autumn's "werewolf," a figurative creature that forces her brain to bad places, feeding on her tears.

Autumn Was Drunk and Had a Bad Night Apr 26, 2021

Autumn talks to Greg about feeling lonely, sad, and shameful, as her social life takes a hard turn.

Autumn Is Drunk and Listens to Music Apr 19, 2021

Autumn is drunk. She does what drunk people do - listens to old songs and gets really excited - and drags Greg along. To get the most out of this episode, you should also get drunk. That is, if you're of age and don't have to drive or operate machinery.

Farting Apr 12, 2021

Yes. Farting. Maybe they should've ended the show a few weeks ago...

Sales People Apr 06, 2021

If Autumn and Greg were better sales people, maybe this show would be a world wide smash.

Faking It Mar 29, 2021

No, not orgasms.

Spring Mar 22, 2021

It's time for a re-birth.

Procrastination with Tim Andrews Mar 15, 2021

Tim Andrews, of Radio Labyrinth and The Von Haessler Doctrine fame, joins as a guest host to talk about a topic well-suited for him - procrastination. It should be noted that this show was first slated to be recorded in January of 2020.

Autumn - Greg Mar 08, 2021

Autumn and Greg talk about their breakup.

Autumn + Greg Mar 01, 2021

Autumn and Greg have trouble accessing their feelings and robotically talk about their romantic relationship.

Autumn Feb 22, 2021

Autumn opens up about her divorce.

Autumn Is Back Feb 15, 2021

Autumn and Greg plan their way forward.

A Vague Update Feb 06, 2021

Autumn and Greg will do new episodes. Really. In the meantime, enjoy this vague update.

Autumn and Greg Aren't Speaking Jan 31, 2021

One Topic with One Host. Greg goes solo as he and Autumn are currently not speaking to one another.

Autumn Likes Animals Jan 25, 2021

Prepare to be amazed by the weird and wild world of animals.

Fun Jan 18, 2021

She only wants to have fun. He hates fun. Will they make it through this podcast alive? Find out...on this episode of ONE TOPIC!

Peanut Butter Jan 11, 2021

Greg has powered through his sickness, motivated by the prospect of doing a show about peanut butter. Here it is.

Greg's Immune System Lets Us All Down Jan 11, 2021

The time has come to face facts. Greg is in fact a human with a faulty immune system. Something got through and he's sick. Does that mean we don't do a show? Well....kind of.

No Topic Jan 04, 2021

Autumn and Greg get all vulnerable about the state of their relationship after a non-taped discussion has Autumn wanting to skip an episode.

New Year's Eve Dec 28, 2020

Another year gone by. Good riddance.

Self-Image Dec 21, 2020

Who are you? Who? Who? Who? Who?

Jingles Dec 14, 2020

Jingles - the nexus of creativity and soulless marketing. Universes collide.

Home Alone 2 Dec 07, 2020

Finally, the long awaiting follow up to the legendary second episode of One Topic - it's HOME ALONE 2.

Numbers Nov 30, 2020

To celebrate the 100th episode of One Topic, Autumn and Greg explore the significance of numbers in all our lives.

Masturbation Nov 23, 2020

It's nothing to be ashamed of.

Jupiter Nov 16, 2020

Jupiter is scary as hell.

Jobs‎ Nov 09, 2020

Greg has had ten jobs in his life. Autumn has had no less than 58. Despite the grossly wide discrepancy, the two explore how their commitment and work ethic has changed over the years, how their various jobs have shaped them into the wonderful people they are today, and what sort of importance should be placed on it all.

Why Are You Eating That? Nov 02, 2020

Why do people eat the things they do? Oh hush - just listen. You're in good hands.

I K E A (There are spaces because the "Title Field" had to be at least five characters long) Oct 26, 2020

IKEA prays on the human psyche, which is apparently that people want to feel like hamsters in a system of tubes, interconnecting multiple cages, with no actual way out.

Piece of Sh*t Oct 19, 2020

Everyone is a piece of sh*t. It's where on the spectrum you fall that matters.

Dicks, Greg's a Dick, Anxiety Oct 12, 2020

Welcome to One Topic, where we...cover several topics. It's Autumn's week, and she wants to talk about dicks. Greg sabotages that topic because he's anxious, which means everything has to be about him.

Free For Fall 2020 Oct 05, 2020

Really? We're already almost a year removed from last year's Free For Fall? Where does the time go? This is absolutely insane. Autumn and Greg find themselves once again at their yearly non-One Topic episode, meaning it's the show where they talk about whatever is on their minds, not following the agreed upon one topic format of the show. Welcome to the Free For Fall 2020.

Asinine Behaviors Sep 28, 2020

We all do really dumb things that we refuse to admit are dumb because it somehow "defines" us; trivial behaviors that give insight into our personalities, as if the world really cares about such a thing. How asinine.

Masculinity Sep 21, 2020

Autumn questions what it means to be a man.

Autumn and Greg Don't Want To Do This Episode Sep 14, 2020

It's one of those days; importance and motivation have been challenged, and neither Autumn nor Greg feel like recording this week's episode. However, they both felt as though they should record a show, and try to do a good job with it. This is what they came up with.

Survival Sep 07, 2020

This is a bit of a weird one - the topic is survival, but Autumn and Greg struggle with where they want to go with the topic and what their point of view is. This episode is surely for those who are interested in the process more than the result.

Grandparents Aug 31, 2020

Autumn's parents are in town, spoiling her kids, saying "yes" to their every whim, which serves as the inspiration for this week's show. Warning, like many episodes, the discussion eventually leads to the topic of death. And yes, we've already done a show on "parents." "Second cousins" and "brother-in-laws" still to come. Mash that "like" button!

Autumn Has A New Job Aug 24, 2020

Autumn has a new job.

The Treasure Under Greg's Bed Aug 16, 2020

Another installment in the continuing series documenting Greg's transition to a hoarder.

Teleportation with Mike Carano Aug 10, 2020

Mike Carano (mikecarano.com) joins the show to talk about the pros and, what turns out to be mostly, cons of teleportation. Autumn melts. Not literally. Well, maybe literally since the definition changed. What I’m trying to say is that Autumn is very excited about Mike being a guest. Greg thinks it’s cool too, but can’t show such weakness.

The Nougat War Aug 03, 2020

Is the nougat in a Milky Way and Snickers bar the same? Autumn and Greg find out. A little too quickly. And then they have to spend the rest of the show talking about candy.

Diners Jul 27, 2020

The death of the diner is the death of America.

Social Media | Autumn's Online Ordeal Jul 20, 2020

Autumn had a run in with a less-than-savory chump online, which served as the inspiration for this week's topic. She, along with Greg, break down the interaction, trying to understand the motivations of the internet tramp, branching to a conversation about social media as a whole. Calm down, they make a concerted effort to not re-hash the tired old lines about social media you've heard everywhere else.

Commercialism / Advertising Jul 13, 2020

Autumn sets Greg up, choosing a topic she knows he'll go off on. He falls for the trap.

Underachievement Jul 06, 2020

This show description is an underachievement.

Childhood Toys Jun 29, 2020

Come along, little ones. It's time for another trip down Nostalgia Lane, to the Land of Avoidance, where we can escape reality for a bit and revel in toys - items that brought us comfort and made us think the world was all play.

Laundry Jun 22, 2020

Greg finds the act of doing laundry to be therapeutic. Autumn just wants to talk about the technical aspects of the chore. Typical One Topic.

Sharing Jun 15, 2020

The concept of sharing is one of the first times a child is introduced to the idea that they aren't the only being in existence; that their actions have an impact on people around them, and sometimes it's best to take others into account at the expense of their own basic desires. And then...that's about it. The teachings of self-awareness stall and people are left to be the selfish beings nature intended them to be.

What's Our Role? Jun 08, 2020

A convergence of events - the extreme political divide of the country, COVID-19, and the killing of George Floyd - has sent the country on a new trajectory. Self-reflecting, Greg is trying to understand how he fits into the current dynamic, dragging Autumn with him into analyzation. While the subject matter can be heavy, and confusing to navigate, it's important to take inventory. Hopefully you'll join them on the journey.

Pets Jun 01, 2020

Smelly beasts or temporary friends?

Expectations May 25, 2020

Life is filled with expectations - those inflicted by parents, society, and culture. Some are even self-imposed, ultimately leading to disappointment and self-despair. Autumn and Greg try to sort through which of life's expectations are reasonable, and which are not. Most importantly, keep your expectations grounded, especially for this show.

Pizza May 18, 2020

Gimme pizza - P-I-Z-Z-A.

Avoidance May 11, 2020

Does anyone actually want to deal with life? It's so much easier to avoid. Ahh, sweet freedom from things. Greg takes the classic avoidance approach - retreat and isolation - whereas Autumn has created a system that makes it seem as though she thoroughly engaged, though she's actually avoiding in plain sight.

Strippers / Stripping / Strip Clubs May 04, 2020

We couldn't decide on a single point of conversation, so ran the gauntlet of those that have to do with the taking of clothes off for money. Salacious? Eh, probably more clinical. Calm yourself.

In A Car, Getting Coffee, With No Comedians Apr 27, 2020

Why would you even want to have a conversation with a comedian?

So Cool Apr 20, 2020

Autumn asked Greg if she is cool. He said "no."

(F---) Forgiveness Apr 13, 2020

In this time of calamity, Autumn has implemented a personal philosophy stating it's important to forgive - others and yourself - as we try to navigate the unknown. Greg doesn't initially agree, his stubbornness to change rooted in cold-cuts.

Greg Needs A Routine Apr 06, 2020

Lacking structure, Greg needs a routine before he fades into nothingness. Autumn tries to get him to grow up.

Sweaters v Hoodies v Jackets v Coats Mar 30, 2020

Even in this time of quarantine, the great debate rages on. What's the difference a sweater and a hoodie and a jacket and a coat?

We Have No Clue Mar 23, 2020

With the state of of things, what are we even supposed to do a show about?

Favorite Movies From Childhood Mar 16, 2020

All this corona induced social distancing has left Greg with a lot of time; time spent productively re-watching all his favorite childhood movies. This is surely an effort to remember a simpler, happier, non-virus pandemic life. As an exercise, he's narrowed these movies down to a top five list, and asked Autumn to do the same. Join the two as they hide in nostalgia, purposely oblivious to the real world around them.

Parents Mar 09, 2020

No matter how good they were, your parents, in some way, screwed you up. There's no escaping it, because really, who the hell knows how to raise a child? And now Autumn has moved onto screwing up her own offspring, while Greg has been too busy screwing up his own life to have any kids of his own.

Being Sick Mar 02, 2020

Is there anything more demeaning and pathetic than being sick? How weak you are. How embarrassed you should be. You should be stronger than this. What are you, some kind of normal human?

Gambling Feb 24, 2020

Autumn has the potential to form a gambling habit. But it's not too late.

Valentine's Day Feb 17, 2020

Inauthentic, societal-driven, supposed-to, required, manufactured, exploited-for-monetary-purposes love is in the air on this wonderful Valentine's Day!

Friendship Feb 10, 2020

No. We haven't done this topic before. That was "Making Friends as an Adult." This episode is simply "Friendship." There's a difference. And if you don't think so, direct your complaints to Autumn. This was her choice.

Here's a twist for you: Greg has more friends than Autumn. The universe is cruel.

Death Feb 03, 2020

Death has shaped Greg's every move, dominated his existence, and been the driving force behind all his bad habits. Death hasn't fazed Autumn one bit.

Changes Jan 27, 2020

Life is going to change. You can choose to change along with it, giving yourself a shot at fulfillment, or resist, leading to the slow erosion of your soul. Whatever floats your boat.

The Dentist Jan 20, 2020

There's no description needed. The dentist.

Autumn The Perfectionist Jan 13, 2020

Autumn's journey of self-discovery has led to the realization that she's a secret perfectionist - anything less than an immaculate existence is unacceptable and a reason for paralyzing shame. Listen as she tries to change for the better.

New Year Purging / Greg's Closet Jan 06, 2020

New Year resolutions are for the birds. New Year purging is where it's at. Yes, that's poor grammar. Get over it.

Life is filled with a bunch of junk. Throw it out.

Oh God, Cats, Why? Dec 30, 2019

Cats the movie was released. Cats the movie shouldn't have been released. Cats the movie will eat at your brain for days after seeing it because your mind isn't able to grasp just how terrible it is. Cats the movie is an example of all the things not to do when making a film.

Traditions Dec 23, 2019

It's the holidays, and a bunch of people are doing things they do every year because it makes them feel nice and connected to others, or maybe they're just doing those things because they feel like they have to and don't want to be an outcast anymore than they already are. Whatever the reason, Autumn and Greg discuss traditions. And customs. And rituals. Really, who cares about rules to a show called "One Topic"?

Underwear Dec 16, 2019

What's that Autumn? You wear WHAT type of underwear?! Are you sure you want to give THAT MUCH detail? It's very descriptive. Graphic even. Oh my god, did you really just reveal that? My heart is pounding. Really? You want to post pictures of it? Photos that are accessible via code that only people who listen to the whole episode get? Okay...suit yourself.*

*The episode may or may not match the above description.

One Topic Dec 09, 2019

One year ago Autumn and Greg recorded the first episode of One Topic. This week, the two take a look at where the show has been and figure out where they want it to go. Also...one year already?! That flew by. WTF? Why can't time be stopped? Please, someone stop it. Oh god please...

Humor Dec 02, 2019

Autumn is a free-wheelin', hip, outspoken, emotionally in-touch woman. Greg is a dark, stoic, misunderstood, avoidant man. When their two worlds collide, only one thing is for certain: Humor will ensue!

Airports Nov 25, 2019

Autumn and Greg are both in Atlanta. Autumn and Greg are both leaving Atlanta after they record this podcast. Autumn and Greg are taking a plane to do so, and therefore must go to the airport. Autumn and Greg have thoughts on this.

Free For Fall 2019 Nov 18, 2019

Welcome to the Free For Fall, the one episode of the year in which Autumn and Greg don't stick to just one topic, but instead, talk about who knows what for an hour and a half. Oh boy.

Self-care vs Indulgence Nov 11, 2019

Autumn gets real in an exploration of what counts as self-care, and where the line into indulgence begins. Greg drinks rosé, already firmly on the other side of that line.

Aging Nov 04, 2019

Is time a construct? Is it a flat circle? Does it matter? The natural progression of time cannot be stopped. You're getting older. There's nothing you can do to change that. Now panic in 3...2...1...

Camping Oct 28, 2019

Ah, to be one with the Great Outdoors, reconnecting with the filthy animal you naturally are. Civilization give us the opportunity to forget the nasty beasts we actually exist as, but camping puts it all back into perspective.

Socks Oct 21, 2019

They're really doing it. A whole episode on socks.

Tourists Oct 14, 2019

F'n tourists. Get out of the way!

Online Dating Oct 07, 2019

Some people call online dating the cesspool of humanity. This comment is misplaced, as humanity is a cesspool on all levels. Nonetheless, Greg has chosen online dating as his topic, another subject with which Autumn has no experience, thus alienating her and allowing Greg to make the show all about himself. Good things Autumn's talented and able to still contribute - a lesser host would've surely shut down.

The Beach Sep 30, 2019

Greg hates the beach. Autumn loves the beach. Does Autumn have the persuasion skills necessary to get Greg to reconsider his stance, or is this the rift that spells their doom.

Booze Sep 23, 2019

Explore the world's favorite pastime with Autumn and Greg - booze. Hopefully you don't end up barfing.

Fetishes Sep 16, 2019

It's Autumn's week to pick a topic, and in an another effort to gain many downloads, she's going with fetishes. Not an inanimate object worshiped for its supposed magical powers or because it is considered to be inhabited by a spirit fetish, but SEXUAL fetishes.

The Futureplex - A Study In Creativity Sep 09, 2019

Autumn and Greg dive into an asinine segment Greg did back in his alternative rock radio days called the Futureplex, which serves as a catalyst for a wider discussion about the place of creativity in professional life.

Sandwiches with Lucky Yates Sep 02, 2019

You may know him from Archer, we know him as our friend. Lucky Yates joins as the show's first guest, where he gets to choose the topic - sandwiches.

Walmart Aug 26, 2019

Autumn went to an American multinational retail corporation that operates a chain of hypermarkets, discount department stores, and grocery stores.

Greg Likes Trains Aug 19, 2019

Greg is really excited to talk about trains. Autumn...well, I can't say her enthusiasm is as high. Hopefully this show doesn't completely fall off the rails.

Autumn and Greg Aug 12, 2019

Autumn and Greg are recording a show together in the same room for the first time since episode one, providing a fitting opportunity for them to answer listener questions about their relationship.

Polyamory Aug 05, 2019

Many people are jumping on the polyamory bandwagon, but do the majority have the proper mindset to make it work, or are they just following a fad? What does that mindset entail? Is it viable for the long run?
Autumn and Greg explore the topic on this week's episode, but do they have the proper mindset to address it, or are they just following the podcast fad? What does their mindset entail to make them think they're worthy of doing this? Is One Topic viable for the long run?

Breasts Jul 29, 2019

This wasn't Greg's choice for a topic. Really. It was Autumn's. One has never seen excitement such as when she pitched the idea for this week's show. Having Autumn's back, Greg supported her vision, and, well, here we are. Boob talk. Who wants to place a bet on this being the most downloaded episode in the history of One Topic?

Autumn's Car Was Stolen Jul 22, 2019

Autumn's Car Was Stolen

Art Jul 15, 2019

What makes good art? Are pre-conceived notions to this question immovable? Are certain styles more worthy for public adoration than others? Should pieces be dismissed solely for being part of a specific movement? Are there exceptions? If so, what sets those apart?

There are a lot of questions, and really, are there any answers?

Secrets Jul 08, 2019

Everyone keeps secrets, including Greg, who hijacks this show to share one of his own. Autumn says she doesn't mind. Greg still feels guilty about it, though it obviously didn't stop him.

Puberty Jul 01, 2019

Puberty - what a horrific time in one's life. Four out of five children actually say they'd rather burn in an acid bath than have to experience the grisliness that is pubescence. The fifth says they'd rather drink bleach. No matter. Ever the masochists, Autumn and Greg take a look back to the chapter of life that our brains have so desperately tried to forever block from memory.

Summertime Jun 24, 2019

If you think this episode is going to be a celebration of summer, you need to adjust your expectations. Autumn and Greg dig into the worst season of the year.

Break-ups Jun 17, 2019

Break-ups are hard. And so is writing a description for this episode.

Reality TV Jun 10, 2019

Shows on TV can provide insight as to where we stand as a society. Is reality television as bad as Greg perceives, or is he just using it as another excuse to rail against humanity? Maybe it actually falls closer to reality-television-lover Autumn's point of view; that there's a role the programming can play in our lives that doesn't illustrate pending doom. Will any minds be changed? Will points-of-view be altered? Oh the suspense...

Money Jun 03, 2019

It can be stressful or freeing; a nuisance or a motivator; a sign of status or a thief of morality. While there are countless perspectives regarding it, the one thing that's common across the board is that money impacts our lives, good or bad, like it or not. It ain't funny, and it ain't sunny, I tell you honey, when it comes to money. -Some adult who writes like a first grader

Embarrassment May 27, 2019

Pull out a brown paper grocery bag and place it over your head as a means to hide because this week Autumn and Greg take on embarrassment. The awkwardness and discomfort comes from every angle, through the discombobulation of others, to asinine personal decisions and shortcomings. Don't worry, after listening, you won't be left hanging with unsettled feelings - Greg will share his tip on dispelling of discomfort, which is guaranteed to work like a charm.

Neighbors May 20, 2019

Maybe you’re lucky enough to live on an isolated plot of land where the nearest person is six hours away by horseback. Most of us, however, share proximity with others, sometimes for the positive, sometimes for the negative. Autumn and Greg explore this wide range with tales of lovable weirdos and disdainful jerks.

Needs May 13, 2019

Greg is in denial, incapable of admitting he's an animal. There's nothing more disgusting, in his mind, than being a filthy creature who thinks it's better than all the other filthy creatures solely because it is capable of thinking at a higher level. Part of the defense mechanism that comes along with this stressor is that he believes he has no needs. Only animals have needs, so if he has none, it surely means he's not an animal, or so the logic goes. Autumn, meanwhile, is a healthy, well-adjusted, stable animal. She has needs, and has no problem sharing what those needs are. Greg thinks Autumn is gross.

Hobbies May 06, 2019

Some stupid hobbies that people think are funny could be listed here: Something about goat shearing or lint collecting. We’ll leave that for the hack shows, though.
Hobbies are a good way to distract from the ever-passing time; time that ultimately leads to death. Autumn and Greg take a look at ways to distract yourself from mortality.

Video Games Apr 29, 2019

Braggart she is, Autumn kept showing off, sending Greg videos of her playing her video game emulator, which contains a library of all NES, SNES, Sega Genesis, Atari 2600, and TurboGrafx-16 games. Even when he begged her to stop, blind with envy, she persisted. It’s this happening that served as the inspiration for this week’s show.

Judging Apr 22, 2019

"I don't judge. I'm far too evolved and superior to engage in such unrefined behavior." -WokeAintNoJoke1987, from the "Advanced Maturity" subreddit, January 2019 In response to WokeAintNoJoke1987: I saw your profile picture. An asymmetrical haircut, dyed green...wow, so original! And that shirt...THAT SHIRT!...what in the hell were you thinking? Also, it looks like you have bad breath. There's obviously no way I'd be able to tell without physically being next to you, but I'd be willing to bet you've got it and it stinks to high heaven. There's no escaping judgment. Whether you're dishing it or receiving it, its existence persists. And that's okay. We all judge, some more than others, fueled by a variety of reasons, which is the basis of exploration for this week's episode. Hopefully Autumn and Greg will set you free to judge to your heart's content.

Hygiene Apr 15, 2019

Autumn is gross. Greg is disgusting. That's the conclusion from this episode, which is all about hygiene. You'll either feel better about your existence after listening, knowing you aren't alone in your subpar self-care habits, or you'll be completely repulsed and horrified. Eh...respect wasn't high to begin with, so really, what's there to lose?

Guests Apr 08, 2019

Autumn visited Greg in New York, which induced a flood of anxiety. Being a guest - if you're a decent, thoughtful human being - can be a nerve-wracking experience. How much time do you request of the person you're visiting? How do you make sure you don't over-stay your welcome? And if you're the one who is being visited, what obligations must you fulfill, and to what extent? Autumn and Greg use this episode of One Topic to explore these most important and pressing issues.

Notes Apr 01, 2019

For lack of a better title, this week's discussion is on notes. Autumn and Greg dig out their notebooks, scratch papers, journals, and phones to wade through the many writings that weren't meant for public consumption. You can bet it's going to get dark - it's just a matter of how much light is going to be lost.

Making Friends as an Adult Mar 25, 2019

You got old. And now you dislike many of your friends, having realized they're selfish scoundrels with whom you have nothing in common. They're only around because they've always been around, like a piece of old furniture. What are you to do? Is it okay to get rid of them, and if so, how are you supposed to make new friends as an adult? In this week's episode, Autumn and Greg will help you navigate this treacherous terrain, using their own long-lasting friendship as a beacon to light the way.

Road Trips Mar 18, 2019

Buckle up and settle in for the long haul. Autumn and Greg take the scenic route, covering everything that comes along with a road trip: snacks, pee breaks, music, road rage, truck stop showers...join them for the ride.

(Being A Weirdo While) Being Alone Mar 11, 2019

While she's in denial over it, Autumn acts like she's constantly in a show, performing for an ever-present invisible audience. This is confirmed when we take a look at her behavior whenever she's alone.

Greg, a veteran of spending time alone, also acts a weirdo. His actions however, are intended to repel an audience, real or imagined. Maybe the difference between the two isn't so different after all...

Theft Mar 04, 2019

Greg had his bag stolen, which provided the inspiration for this week's topic.

After running through his own history of stealing, the initial anger and violation he experienced evolved into that of acceptance and justification. This raised the question as to why people steal. There are plenty of motivators, but do those change within the same thief over the course of a looting career? As for Autumn, it goes without saying that she's a sweet angel without much experience in the field of petty criminal activity.

Vanity Feb 25, 2019

To be more precise, this week's topic isn't about vanity in all its forms, but that which is precipitated by aging. If you're wondering how this came about, it's simple: Autumn is panicked about her looks as she grows older. Greg thinks she's beautiful as is. Autumn thinks Greg is an idiot. The conveyor belt of time keeps moving and there's nothing any of us can do to escape it. Futile as it may be, if it makes a person feel better to fight it, why should any of us care?

Hotels Feb 18, 2019

The episode Autumn doesn't want you to hear! Instead of sticking to the topic at hand, which opened the door to an array of observations about, and discussions regarding idiosyncratic behaviors in, hotels, Autumn decided to use the opportunity to talk about...other things, none of them even salacious or scandalous. Despite her expressed desire to edit - or even scrap! - the show, doing so would be in direct violation of the rules set forth in the One Topic charter. So, what was recorded is what you get.

Diets Feb 11, 2019

We all have to eat. Some people, like Autumn, love it, viewing at as an opportunity to bond and connect with loved ones. Others, like Greg, hate it, finding it to be a nuisance and another scam for people to make money. Do these different viewpoints affect one's diet? Or do we all just eat like crap?

Coping Mechanisms Feb 04, 2019

Tired of living in isolation, Greg reaches out for help, hoping Autumn can lead him out of the cave of avoidance and into the light of life. Does she even know the way, or is she just living in a cave of her own?

Talking About Sex Jan 28, 2019

Autumn is on the search for answers as to why men and women approach sex differently. Can Greg help her find what she's looking for? Probably not. Fear not. If you're thinking "I've heard this hack BS before," know that the two dive deeper into the sad mental state of human existence that drive such behavior, rather than linger on surface level jokes like the ones your pathetic uncle would tell.

The Grocery Store Jan 20, 2019

What should we talk about today? Marijuana use? Perception versus reality? No. Let's really get into the what's going on in our society. I mean, we didn't make this podcast to dance around the important issues going on today! We're not going to just take time out of our lives to talk about things that don't matter!

THAT'S why we chose the grocery store as this week's one topic.

Home Alone Jan 13, 2019

You ever hear of the film Home Alone? Luckily Autumn and Greg have their finger on the pulse of what's fresh and can fill you in. Take a listen to their hot take on this hot movie. Just try to ignore the audio clipping that happens in the first seven minutes - I swear it goes away - and give them some leeway as they become comfortable doing a show that allows them to speak more than 30 seconds at a time. Growing pains. Show me that smile again (Oh, show me that smile)
Don't waste another minute on your cryin'
We're nowhere near the end
(We're nowhere near)
The best is ready to begin As long as we got each other
We got the world spinnin' right in our hands
Baby, you and me
We gotta be
The luckiest dreamers who never quit dreamin'

Episode One Jan 05, 2019

So, against better judgement, Autumn and Greg are going to give this podcast thing a go. Who in the hell do they think they are? What makes them special? What's going to make this podcast any different than that other radio show they're on? They have ideas, though they're surely half baked.

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