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Grape Therapy: Nikki Glaser Joins Our Naked Cry Circle May 19, 2022

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TW: Eating Disorders, Mental Health, Pregnancy

The hilarious and talented Nikki Glaser joins Kaitlyn for a true grape therapy session in today’s episode, as they open up and get honest about their struggles with mental health, setting boundaries, and coping with depression. Nikki is formally invited to join Kaitlyn’s naked cry circle as the two discuss the importance of feeling your emotions and letting them pass through you, especially during certain parts of our cycle. Nikki, who we now think of as an honorary Kardashian as her new show took over their slot on E!, reveals why reality shows are like zoos, why her ex finally decided to be on TV, and why canoes are the perfect place for a heart-to-heart with your dad. Nikki and Kaitlyn also come up with a brilliant idea for your next wall calendar, divulge why KB canceled their last recording (no secrets here), and uncover the importance of handjobs. This is a deep therapy session you won’t want to miss. For more Nikki, catch her new show Welcome Home Nikki Glaser? on E!

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Guys We F*cked: Let’s Talk About Sex, Baby May 17, 2022

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Krystyna Hutchinson and Corinne Fisher, hosts of the extremely popular podcast Guys We F*cked, are joining KB on the mic today to talk about one of our favorite subjects… sex! Plus, plenty of other important topics such as avoiding burnout, setting boundaries in relationships, and interviewing your exes, which is actually how they started their pod many years back. Krystyna and Corinne are two stand-up comedians who don’t hold back, and they’re definitely being open and honest in today’s episode as they give some sexy advice to the Vinos, share their confessions, and play a little game of “How Do You Proceed?”. Also, some advice for podcast listeners… maybe don’t try to F your favorite hosts’ exes. We’ll explain. Be sure to check out Guys We F*cked to hear more of Krystyna and Corinne!

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Grape Therapy: World’s Best Weed Wacker with Lo VonRumpf May 12, 2022

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Kaitlyn’s Kardashian hair is clipped in, Lo’s trashy sangria recipe is in hand, and we’re ready for a BFF catchup with the dynamic duo that is Kaitlyn and Lo. Today, they’re chatting about everything from body hair preferences (#dolphinvibes) to Mickey Mouse (ever heard of him?) to the upcoming American royal wedding (Kaitlyn and Jason, duh). Lo catches Kaitlyn up on the status of his love life and his apartment, which is full of original designs because we just found out (as did Lo) that he is an artist extraordinaire. The two talk about some potential travel plans, because Kaitlyn accidentally won her first auction item and it’s the perfect excuse to take a spirital journey to Hawaii. Last but definitely not least, “Amanda” and Lo make a couple of calls because they’re in desperate need of a weed wacker and a pube trim!

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Genie Bouchard: Tennis Matches & Twitter Love Matches May 10, 2022

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On today’s episode, Kaitlyn is joined by the amazingly talented Canadian tennis star, Genie Bouchard. Genie discovered her passion for tennis at just nine years old and it has led her to so much success that even Justin Timberlake knows who she is. Super casual. But, Genie is way more than just a tennis star; she is also a woman of her word. And sometimes, that leads you to date a complete stranger all because of a viral Tweet, a story which naturally, Disney buys the movie rights to. Again, super casual. Anyway, Kaitlyn and Genie chat about everything from her pro tennis career to why Jack Harlow is hot IRL to the unique Met Gala fits that have us all talking. Speaking of the Met Gala, stay tuned at the end of this episode for a little surprise segment with the Vino’s favorite stylist and BFF, Lo VonRumpf!

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Grape Therapy: Tulum S.H.I.T. Show & Botox 101 with Kat Campbell May 05, 2022

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A very highly-requested guest is popping her podcast cherry on today’s episode… it’s KB’s BFF, Kat! They were tequila-ed out for a bit, but they’re back with a cocktail in hand to recap Wirth’s 30th “S.H.I.T. Show” birthday trip to Tulum with the four amigos. Who was friends first: Jason and Wirth or Kaitlyn and Kat? They take it way back to the beginning of their very special friendship that ultimately led to Kaitlyn becoming the godmother of Kat’s son. Don’t worry, Kat, Auntie Kaitlyn will teach him alllll the things about church. Kat isn’t only a mama and a BFF to KB; she’s also an incredible injection & skincare specialist at Indie Rx so of course, we had to take it to a Vino Q&A about Botox and filler. Kaitlyn reveals a jaw-dropping confession that she almost edited out (but hey, no secrets with the Vinos). And to wrap it up, the two of them play a lil game of who is more likely… KC or KB?

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Dr. Danielle Belardo: Wellness Facts vs. Wellness BS May 03, 2022

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The incredible Dr. Danielle Belardo is joining Kaitlyn on the mic today to drop FACTS about popular health and wellness trends, and she’s making KB (and all of us) question literally everything we've read online. Danielle is a cardiologist who is out to debunk the misinformation we all fall for – including the pseudoscience she’s been a victim to herself. In this episode, Danielle exposes the truth about holistic supplements, clean makeup brands, and getting an IV drip for a bad hangover. When it comes to our health, we are all just searching for the real answers and Danielle is here to help. In this episode, we’re getting answers to questions like: Should you pee after sex? Is intermittent fasting worth it? And, should Kaitlyn stop doing the trend that’s making her have non-stop bowel movements (sorry, TMI)? We’re finding out what has actual evidence and what is just plain BS.

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Grape Therapy: Sisterly Bonds & Teenage Confessions with Haley Bristowe Apr 28, 2022

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It’s been a hot minute since the Bristowe sisters caught up on the mic, and today they are having a (grape) therapy session all about their sibling bond that includes plenty of childhood confessions and 90s throwbacks. While Haley is busy being a mama, she has still managed time for some dating horror stories, and we get to hear about the most recent on today’s episode. Plus, both sisters are sharing stories from childhood including ones that neither had revealed before - even to each other - and giving some take-it advice about long-distance relationships and raising sisters. Kaitlyn and Haley are also answering Vino questions from the Facebook group, sharing Vino confessions, and making two calls from “Janice” and “Amanda," one of which is a prank gone wrong.

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Malin Åkerman: Merkins, Cults, & Mama’s Boys Apr 26, 2022

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It’s time to fangirl with KB because the one and only Malin Akerman is on the pod! She’s starred in so many of our favorite movies and Malin is not holding back today as she talks about her first impressions of fellow A-listers, her worst and strangest acting gigs (including one that features a merkin), and what she would relive if she could go back in time. Plus, she’s sharing who she gets starstruck by (stars… they’re just like us!), what Paul Rudd is like behind the scenes (#hallpass), and everything that went into filming her upcoming role for psychological thriller, The Aviary (trust us, you’re going to want to watch this when it comes out Friday). And of course, both Kaitlyn & Malin are sharing confessions; Malin’s hilllllarious confession that takes place in a field somewhere in Canada is one KB can definitely relate to.

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Grape Therapy: Living, Laughing, & Loving with Tinx Apr 21, 2022

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Tinx, TikTok’s older sister and a fellow lover of the finer things in life (including Botox, therapy, and a good beverage), is joining Kaitlyn to talk vulnerability, self-growth, and red flags. These two open books are getting real and raw about everything that goes into self-care, the silver linings after a breakup, and why it’s important to share the good, the bad, and everything in between on social media. Then, Tinx and KB are giving some take-it advice in this episode’s Hotline segment, where they’re answering Vino questions about timelines, anxiety, and dating assholes. Plus, Kaitlyn's alter ego makes a very important phone call to NFL quarterback, Aaron Rodgers' future water boy. You wont want to miss it.

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Bonnie Wright: Going Gently This Earth Day Apr 19, 2022

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Potterheads and Earth-lovers rejoice, because Bonnie Wright AKA Ginny Weasley is joining Kaitlyn on the pod today to celebrate our planet. Before they dive into Bonnie’s vast knowledge on living sustainably, Bonnie shares with Kaitlyn what it was like to star in such a huge role starting at the age of just nine years old. While it might take a minute for Kaitlyn to catch up on all the Harry Potter movies and learn about the best ways to take care of our planet, Bonnie is here to fill KB and the vinos in on steps they can take to learn and invest in the world around us. Firstly, what does it mean to live sustainably and to reduce, reuse, recycle? Is that saying even up to date? Bonnie is answering these questions and giving us tangible tips to take action, such as doing a trash audit and meeting up with others around you with the same interests. Her confession proves that she has a ways to go - nobody’s perfect - but by checking out her book at gogently.earth (out today!) and learning more about our planet, we can all make a difference this Earth Day and beyond.

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