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Eggland's Best Nov 29, 2018

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The girls take questions from the rabble and then introduce the world to a very special game. Their friendship is sorely tested. Can either trans survive without the other? Can they make up before Macy's Birthday?? Tune in for a thrilling and heartwarming episode of Nymphowars with special guests.

This episode is sponsored by Games. "Games. Want to play a fun game? Try Games."

M Face for the Hamm Ace Nov 22, 2018

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The girls visit their friend M in her hotel room, where she is recovering from major elective surgery. One thing leads to another and Theda ends up having a great revelation. A low key chatty episode to kick off the holiday season. Just hang out.

Live from the 24th Annual Victoria's Secret Fashion Show Nov 14, 2018

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Nymphowars comes to you live from the sidelines of the 24th annual Victoria's Secret Fashion show. The brass have learned their lessons from the uproar and cast a trans model...but at what cost? The gals receive feedback on their funny skit from some old friends, then embark on the true crime mystery of the decade: just who is SaigeLee43 and why does she love fucking and/or sucking a dick she shouldn't? Find out on this week's very special episode of Nymphowars.

What's A Hunty? Nov 07, 2018

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The gals chat about Glenn Close crying like a baby, a Cronenberg monster who does catcalls, and a very surprising reinterpretation of The Shape of Water. But when Stephen Colbert asks Macy about some youth vernacular, things go awry.

History Of 'Wars Oct 31, 2018

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Join Narrator Kevin Poop as we take a look back at the fascinating history of the podcast we know today as "NYMPHOWARS". We look back at iconic and rare clips from some of the girls' previous radio ventures from 1930's radio plays up to that time the girls recorded while being abducted by a rather famous serial killer.

Edible Ass Paint Oct 24, 2018

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Magda accompanies the girls to the local Sephora where they scour the store for some crucial supplies. Theda gets attacked by a bug. Macy gets "Weird." No political current events mentioned. This episode is sponsored by Pat McGrath (Pat McGrath).

FlyLady Oct 17, 2018

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Tinder stalkers, generation Z's, glam life gurus, and the death of the planet, plus a visit from a very special lady, and the death of a beloved granny.

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Why Did You Do That To Me? A Star Is Born Review Oct 10, 2018

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I have one question...and it goes a little something like this: why did you DO that DO that DO that DO that DO that to me? why did you DO that DO that DO that DO that DO that to me? why did you DO that DO that DO that DO that DO that to me? Why did you DO that...WHY did you do that???

This and all episodes of NYMPHOWARS are sponsored by Bing Map. "Bing Map: Crystal Clear Clarity and Very Big Map"

The Adjectived Noun Oct 03, 2018

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Nymphowars' first field piece. The girls take a late night walk to a local cemetery where the presence of the buried dead inspires a sombre reimagining of the movie Titanic featuring only Old Rose and "Friendly Bill" Paxton. A Star Is Born gets some obligatory mentions in preparation for next week's ASIB blitz. Cyndi Lauper makes a brief cameo. Bjork sucks.

This episode is sponsored by Bing Map. "Bing Map: Crystal Clear Clarity and Very Big Map"

Thin Puffed Cakes Sep 26, 2018

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This episode is mostly just a series of funny sounds.