Not Loveline

WHEN Will He PROPOSE!? + His MOM is EVIL!! | NOT LOVELINE Ep 87 Sep 29, 2026

Trish and Tana are here for you! This week on Not Loveline the girls get a healthy dose of yap in before taking some calls. They discuss the PR campaign for Trisha's upcoming memoir, Tana's interest in becoming a streamer, and their plans for Halloween this year. Plus how do you deal with a mother-in-law from hell? And should I give up on waiting for him to propose?? All that and more on today's episode!

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TIMESTAMPS:

0:00 PHOTOSHOOTS, LA AND HAWAII, VEGAS POKER, STREAMING

10:30 BOOK PR LIST, AGORAPHOBIA, THE HEAT

17:30 VOW RENEWAL, HOUSE TOURING

23:50 NEW IPHONE, HALLOWEEN

32:30 ENJOYING FALL, PHOTOSHOOTS, NICK CANNON SHOW

41:00 THE EMMYS, BURNING MAN, MOSES' HUMOR

55:10 RELATIONSHIPS

58:00 CALL #1 ENGAGEMENT PURGATORY

1:04:00 CALL #2 HIS MOM IS ABUSIVE

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My DAD is DATING My COUSIN! 🤮 + He has 5 SIDE CHICKS!!! | Not Loveline Ep 86 Sep 22, 2026

This week on Not Loveline it's another call-a-thon! Trish and Tana take several calls from listeners just like you and give amazing, highly qualified, fool-proof advice every single time. Today the girls tackle important issues like pooping yourself at festivals, cheating on your girlfriend, getting cheated on by your boyfriend, and of course...what do you do when your dad starts dating your cousin...buckle up y'all. All that and more on today's stacked episode.

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TIMESTAMPS:

0:00 ACCENTS

5:05 CALL #1 HE TURNED OFF HIS LOCATION

13:30 CALL #2 WE HAVE DIFFERENT LOVE LANGUAGES

20:50 CALL #3 MY BF POOPED HIMSELF DURING LOLLAPALOOZA

27:30 CALL #4 MY DAD IS DATING MY COUSIN

37:50 CALL #5 HE HAS 5 SIDE CHICKS

47:00 CALL #6 CHEATED ON MY LDR GF WITH A MAN

53:00 HALLOWEEN BRAINSTORM, HILTON ALL NIGHTER

1:01:30 CALL #7 CAN'T GET OVER A 2 YEAR LONG CRUSH

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EXPOSING Comedians + What's NOT Worth the Money!! | Not Loveline Ep 85 Sep 14, 2026

Trish and Tana are back again this week with plenty of yap for all of you!! This week the girls discuss the problematic pasts of many male comedians including Howard Stern. And discuss what is and isn't worth the money it costs! Plus what's this about new shows from both of our girls? All that and more on today's Not Loveline!WE HAVE A NEW HOTLINE NUMBER!! Call Trisha and Tana at 213-297-2845 today!!Pre-order Trisha's Memoir: Crying on the Kitchen Floor!https://linktr.ee/trishapaytas_Thank you to our Sponsor:SEATGEEK! Use our code for 10% off your next SeatGeek order:https://seatgeek.onelink.me/RrnK/NOTLOVELINE10*Restrictions apply. Max $20 discountThank you to our Sponsor:RO! To see if you're covered for GLP-1s for free and find make the right health goals for your body go to https://ro.co/notlovelineThank you to our Sponsor:HUNGRY ROOT! Explore our digital cookbook at http://Hungryroot.com/NOTLOVELINE and find recipes that are right for you!Follow the girls:Trisha 💋 https://www.instagram.com/trishapaytasTana 💕 http://instagram.com/tanamongeauGET SPICY BONUS EPISODES OF NOT LOVELINE!!! Join us at:https://patreon.com/NotLovelineProduced by Kallihttps://linktr.ee/KallisKornerEdited by @jimmywhetzelhttps://linktr.ee/jimmywhetzelTIMESTAMPS:0:00 TIKTOK SHOPPING, PIMPLES8:00 LIFE LESSONS AT 28, DRIVING AGAIN, TRISHA'S NEIGHBORHOOD15:00 HOLLYWOOD, WHAT'S WORTH AND NOT WORTH THE MONEY24:00 BEIS LUGGAGE30:00 CREATING NEW SHOWS, TUBI, YOUTUBE36:20 STRAIGHT MALE COMEDIANS, TOM SEGURA, ADAM SANDLER47:30 HOWARD STERN, FRAN DRESCHER56:00 FITNESS ERA, MARATHON1:08:00 TACO BELL

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WHO is TARA YUMMY DATING!? + First Date with a Woman! | NOT LOVELINE Ep 84 Sep 07, 2026

Is Tara Yummy back together with Jake Webber!? Am I wasting my time with my boyfriend just because we're young? And I'm dating a woman for the first time! Am I a lesbian? Bisexual? Help!! Trish and Tana are here to talk about ALL of that AND MORE! Join them today for this week's Not Loveline! WE HAVE A NEW HOTLINE NUMBER!! Call Trisha and Tana at 213-297-2845 today!! Pre-order Trisha's Memoir: Crying on the Kitchen Floor! https://linktr.ee/trishapaytas_ Thank you to our Sponsor: SEATGEEK! Use our code for 10% off your next SeatGeek order: https://seatgeek.onelink.me/RrnK/NOTLOVELINE10 *Restrictions apply. Max $20 discount Thank you to our Sponsor: DRAFTKINGS! Download the DraftKings Casino app and sign up with code NOTLOVELINE to spin Lightning Link High Stakes anywhere, anytime!! Thank you to our Sponsor: LOLA BLANKETS! Get 40% off select Lola Blankets products at http://Lolablankets.com by using code NOTLOVELINE at checkout. Experience the world’s #1 blanket with Lola Blankets. Thank you to our Sponsor: SHOPIFY! Take control of your income. Start selling for $1/month at http://shopify.com/notloveline Follow the girls: Trisha 💋 https://www.instagram.com/trishapaytas Tana 💕 http://instagram.com/tanamongeau GET SPICY BONUS EPISODES OF NOT LOVELINE!!! Join us at: https://patreon.com/NotLoveline Produced by Kalli https://linktr.ee/KallisKorner Edited by @jimmywhetzel https://linktr.ee/jimmywhetzel TIMESTAMPS: 0:00 GIRLHOOD, SPRAY TANS, BEING MISERABLE, SELF CARE 6:00 TARA YUMMY, JAKE WEBBER, HARRY JOWSEY, FALL DRINKS 15:10 ARBY'S, NARA SMITH, POKER, SOBRIETY 24:00 HALLOWEEN, CAR UPDATE 32:30 CALL #1 AM I WASTING MY TIME WITH HIM? 38:00 ICONIC INTERNET MOMENTS, TRISHA'S FOMO, TANA'S PINK HAIR 46:00 CALL #2 FIRST TIME DATING A WOMAN 55:00 DOLLY PARTON, REINCARNATION, GAME OF THRONES, DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES, BOJACK HORSEMAN

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His GIRLFRIEND Looks like OUR MOM!? 🤮 + I HATE My Engagement Ring! | NOT LOVELINE Aug 31, 2026

It's a call-a-thon today on this week's Not Loveline! 8 calls with a little yap thrown in too! Something for everyone! Trish and Tana tackle hard hitting questions like, what do I do when I hate my engagement ring? How do I raise my son not to be a misogynist? And what do I put on my next pickle? All that and more on today's call packed episode! WE HAVE A NEW HOTLINE NUMBER!! Call Trisha and Tana at 213-297-2845 today!! Come see Trisha and Tana at For You Fest! Get tickets at https://www.foryoufestival.com/ Pre-order Trisha's Memoir: Crying on the Kitchen Floor! https://linktr.ee/trishapaytas_ Thank you to our Sponsor: SEATGEEK! Use our code for 10% off your next SeatGeek order: https://seatgeek.onelink.me/RrnK/NOTLOVELINE10 *Restrictions apply. Max $20 discount Thank you to our Sponsor: COZY EARTH! Go to https://cozyearth.com/NOTLOVELINE and use code NOTLOVELINE for up to 20% off! Follow the girls: Trisha 💋 https://www.instagram.com/trishapaytas Tana 💕 http://instagram.com/tanamongeau GET SPICY BONUS EPISODES OF NOT LOVELINE!!! Join us at: https://patreon.com/NotLoveline Edited by @jimmywhetzel https://linktr.ee/jimmywhetzel TIMESTAMPS: 0:00 MAUI TRIP TOGETHER, POOLS, TANNING, RHODE, EVERYDAY MAKEUP 7:30 OG YOUTUBERS, TANA'S FIRST VIDEOS, EDITING 21:30 CALL #1 I HATE MY ENGAGEMENT RING 29:30 CALL #2 NORMALIZING USING PROTECTION 32:30 CALL #3 RAISING BOYS TO RESPECT WOMEN 42:00 CALL #4 DON'T DATE A MILITARY MAN 49:30 CALL #5 NURSE UPDATE 53:30 CALL #6 PREGNANCY CRAVINGS 58:30 CALL #7 MY FIRST APARTMENT WITH MY BF 1:05:00 CALL #8 MY BROTHER'S GF LOOKS LIKE OUR MOM

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Tana MET KIM KARDASHIAN And Said WHAT!?! | NOT LOVELINE Ep 82 Aug 24, 2026

This week, Trish and Tana serve up some hot goss with a side of calls! It's the best of both worlds as they talk about Tana's lore with Harry Jowsey and his new wife, Trish recaps being on America's Got Talent, and Tana talks about meeting Kim Kardashian!!! All that and more on today's Not Loveline!WE HAVE A NEW HOTLINE NUMBER!! Call Trisha and Tana at 213-297-2845 today!!Come see Trisha and Tana at For You Fest! Get tickets at https://www.foryoufestival.com/Pre-order Trisha's Memoir: Crying on the Kitchen Floor!https://linktr.ee/trishapaytas_Thank you to our Sponsor:
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NOSE JOB RISKS VS REWARD + DEALING WITH STALKERS! | NOT LOVELINE Ep 81 Aug 17, 2026

This week on Not Loveline, Trish and Tana are picking up that phone!! It's a stacked episode today full of calls from all of you! Should I get a nose job? What do I look out for? Is my man gonna leave me??? And how do I stay safe with a stalker?! All that and of course, a healthy dose of yap, on today's episode!

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TIMESTAMPS:0:00 WE ARE TAN AND TIRED, SHOES, FEET GROWING, LAUNDRY, LIP FLIP5:20 SUNSCREEN SMOOTHIES, WAKING UP10:00 CALL #1 HELP I HAVE A STALKER17:00 4D MOVIES, UNCANNY VALLEY, OBSESSION, DAY OUT WITH THE KIDS28:00 CALL #2 NOSE JOB ADVICE?38:30 CALL #3 DO YOU BELIEVE IN ASTROLOGY?45:00 FINANCES54:00 CALL #4 I'M AFRAID HE'S GOING TO LEAVE ME1:00:50 CALL #5 MY BF AND I HANDLE CONFLICT DIFFERENTLY

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DATING MEN IN PRISON! + PREGNANCY SCARES!? | NOT LOVELINE Ep 80 Aug 10, 2026

Is Tana pregnant!? With strange cravings and a missed period the signs are pointing to positive! Trish is recording her audiobook and exposing everyone! Tana wants to interview Clavicular...is this a good idea? And should you risk it all for a man behind bars?? All that and more on today's Not Loveline!WE HAVE A NEW HOTLINE NUMBER!! Call Trisha and Tana at 213-297-2845 today!!Come see Trisha and Tana at For You Fest! Get tickets at https://www.foryoufestival.com/Pre-order Trisha's Memoir: Crying on the Kitchen Floor!https://linktr.ee/trishapaytas_Thank you to our Sponsor:
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BAD WEDDING VOWS, FOOD ADDICTION + AVOIDING BURNOUT TIPS! | NOT LOVELINE Ep 79 Aug 03, 2026

WE HAVE A NEW HOTLINE NUMBER!! Call Trisha and Tana at 213-297-2845 today!!Another episode of Not Loveline coming right to you! This week Trisha and Tana recap learning to cook together at Benihana, which you can see in full on our Patreon! Plus the girls take some calls and give some advice on writing wedding vows. As well as avoiding burnout as a creator online. All that and lots of yap as always on this week's episode!!Come see Trisha and Tana at For You Fest! Get tickets at https://www.foryoufestival.com/

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TIMESTAMPS:0:00 NO BECAUSE WE LITERALLY ATE, BENIHANA, PILATES8:40 CAPRIS, GRATITUDE, STOCK MARKET, TANA'S REALTOR IS A QUEEN, THE LOTTERY, MEGA CHURCHES16:50 CALL #1 STRUGGLING WITH MY WEDDING VOWS23:00 DOUBLE DATES, TANA'S CONVERTIBLE31:50 CALL #2 NEED HELP WITH BURNOUT FROM CONTENT CREATION46:00 BEING A NIGHT PERSON, QUITTING VAPING IS HARD, GLP-1S, FOOD NOISE AND FOOD ADDICTION

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TANA HIT HER CAR! + GETTING OVER HEARTBREAK 💔 | NOT LOVELINE Ep 78 Jul 27, 2026

WE HAVE A NEW HOTLINE NUMBER!! Call Trisha and Tana at 213-297-2845 today!!This week on Not Loveline, Trish and Tana reunite after some time apart and they have A LOT to yap about. Between Tana's ongoing driver journey and recently hitting her fence with her car, dubious LA bars, and overcoming Heartbreak, the girls have so much to cover. All that and more on today's episode!Come see Trisha and Tana at For You Fest! Get tickets at https://www.foryoufestival.com/Thank you to our Sponsor:
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DL BOYFRIENDS, HOOKING UP FOR MONEY, AND DEPOP SCAMMERS! | NOT LOVELINE Ep 77 Jul 20, 2026

WE HAVE A NEW HOTLINE NUMBER!! Call Trisha and Tana at 213-297-2845 today!!This week on Not Loveline, Trish and Tana power through a bunch of calls!! How do I tell my boyfriend that I hooked up with someone for $500 to pay for our vacation together? How do I move on after finding out my boyfriend is gay and has been hooking up with guys the whole time WITH AN OF? All that and more on today's episode!Thank you to our Sponsor:
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Edited by @jimmywhetzel https://linktr.ee/jimmywhetzelTIMESTAMPS:0:00 FIFA CUPS, KPOP SONGS, MANIFESTING, GRIMACE7:00 PILATES, SHEL SILVERSTEIN, ATHLETICISM13:20 CALL #1 I'M SMARTER THAN MY BF23:30 CALL #2 MY BF IS NOT ONLY DL BUT HAS AN OF TOO30:00 CALL #3 THRIFTING AND DEPOP SCAMMERS40:00 CALL #4 I HOOKED UP WITH A MAN FOR MONEY, DO I TELL MY BF?46:30 CALL #5 ENTERING A MALE DOMINATED CAREER51:35 CALL #6 FAVORITE ERAS OF EACH OTHER

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TANA WAS IN A CAR CHASE!! + MOVING TO HAWAII FOREVER!?! | NOT LOVELINE Ep 76 Jul 13, 2026

WE HAVE A NEW HOTLINE NUMBER!! Call Trisha and Tana at 213-297-2845 today!!This week on Not Loveline, Tana tells Trish all about a scary man who chased her with his car on one of her first nights behind the wheel!!! Plus the girls talk about house buying and whether or not Tana is going to plant roots in LA or Maui. All that and some great life advice on today's episode!Thank you to our Sponsor:RO! To see if you're covered for GLP-1s for free and find make the right health goals for your body go to https://ro.co/notlovelineThank you to our Sponsor:NOCD! If you're struggling with OCD or unrelenting intrusive thoughts, NOCD can help. Book a free 15 minute call to get started: https://learn.nocd.com/notlovelineThank you to our Sponsor:LAUNDRY SAUCE! Make laundry day the best day of the week! Get 20% off your entire order at Laundry Sauce with code NOTLOVELINE at https://laundrysauce.com/NOTLOVELINEGET SPICY BONUS EPISODES OF NOT LOVELINE!!! Join us at:https://patreon.com/NotLovelineEdited by @jimmywhetzelhttps://linktr.ee/jimmywhetzelTIMESTAMPS:0:00 FORKS, TRISHA'S STAMINA, MANIFESTING DURING A SHOWER, DANCERS12:00 POSTURE AND AURA, LEARNER'S PERMITS, TANA WAS CHASED BY A CRAZY MAN IN HIS CAR37:00 PERMANENTLY MOVING TO MAUI?, HAWAII VS LA, HOUSE BUYING AND SELLING, LOREN GRAY, BUSTER52:00 LOVE ISLAND, MEDIA BAN, ARMPIT HAIR REMOVAL, MEETING A SWEET FAN, STICKERS1:02:00 CALL: HOW DO YOU STOP FEELING LIKE YOU AREN'T DOING ENOUGH?

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CLAVICULAR, TANA'S SUEDE BROOKS LORE, & DATING MY STUDENT'S DAD!?! | NOT LOVELINE Ep 75 Jul 06, 2026

Yaps AND calls on this week's Not Loveline!! Today Trish and Tana are back and discussing their complicated feelings on Miami Swim Week, the dangers of Family Vlogging and Streaming. And the lore on Tana's childhood friendship with Suede Brooks!

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TIMESTAMPS:0:00 CALABASAS CONFIDENTIAL, SUEDE BROOKS8:30 VICTORIA'S SECRET MALL EVENT, HOWARD STERN, MIAMI SWIM WEEK18:00 NOAH KAHAN, BODY DYSMORPHIA, LOOKSMAXING, CLAVICULAR, STREAMERS, FAMILY VLOGGING29:00 LOVE ISLAND, CELEBRITY BIG BROTHER, SHAVING, INSECURITIES40:00 JOHN MAYER, NICK LACHEY, DIABOLICAL TIKTOK MEN48:30 CALL #1 I HAVE A CRUSH ON MY STUDENT'S DAD57:30 CALL #2 I AM A STRAIGHT MAN GOING THROUGH A BREAK UP1:03:00 CARLI BYBEL, MIKAYLA NOGUEIRA, BRIANNA CHICKENFRY

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I REGRET EXPOSING MY HUSBAND + PLASTIC SURGERY RISKS! | NOT LOVELINE Ep 74 Jun 22, 2026

Trish and Tana are taking lots of calls today! This week on Not Loveline our girls give some good ol fashioned advice on a variety of topics! Like how to spice up a six year relationship, how to choose what to share online about your relationship, and the risks to consider before getting plastic surgery. You may end up regretting it! All that and more on this episode!Thank you to our Sponsor:
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RED FLAGS, TRAVELLING WITH CRAZY FRIENDS AND MORE! | NOT LOVELINE Ep 73 Jun 16, 2026

It's calls on calls on calls this week on Not Loveline! Trish and Tana give advice on whether avoiding red flags too often is preventing you from meeting your soulmate. Plus how do you navigate dating someone who has the same name as your brother? And what did her friend do on that last vacation!?!? All that and more on today's episode!!Thank you to our Sponsor:MARS MEN! For a limited time, our listeners get 50% off FOR LIFE, Free Shipping, AND 3 Free Gifts at Mars Men at http://Mengotomars.com and tell them NOT LOVELINE sent you at checkout!Thank you to our Sponsor:SHOPIFY! Take control of your income. Start selling for $1/month at http://shopify.com/notlovelineThank you to our Sponsor:BETTERHELP! Sign up and get 10% off at http://BetterHelp.com/notlovelineGET SPICY BONUS EPISODES OF NOT LOVELINE!!! Join us at:
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CELEBRITY SIGHTINGS AND VEGAS SHOW PREP! | NOT LOVELINE Ep 72 Jun 09, 2026

This week on Not Loveline, Trisha and Tana discuss Disneyland and Disney Adults, being smart about how expensive your wedding is, and get amped up for an amazing night in Vegas THIS WEEK! All that and more on today's episode!!Trisha and Tana are performing LIVE for YOU in LAS VEGAS JUNE 12th!! Come see them at The Chelsea performing some of their hit songs, answering questions from you and MORE!! TICKETS ARE ON SALE NOW!!! https://www.ticketmaster.com/event/17006478880DACD9Thank you to our Sponsor:
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I HIRED A WITCH TO CATCH MY CHEATING BOYFRIEND!!! | NOT LOVELINE Ep 71 Jun 01, 2026

This week on Not Loveline, Trish and Tana talk about hiring a social media management company to run your accounts. And how many influencers are already entirely run by teams! Plus, Tana dishes on her mean neighbor and how she tried to fight Makoa!!! And our question of the day, all things Etsy witches! All that and more on today's exciting episode!!Thank you to our Sponsor:
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HOSPITAL ROMANCE!! - I HAVE A CRUSH ON MY CO-WORKER! | NOT LOVELINE Ep 70 May 25, 2026

This week on Not Loveline, Trish and Tana talk about screaming like Addison Rae in the studio while recording music for their upcoming live show in Vegas! Tana also spills the beans on her Euphoria audition. And Trish shares how Malibu's first ever playdate went! All that and so much Grey's Anatomy talk on today's exciting episode!!Trisha and Tana are performing LIVE for YOU in LAS VEGAS JUNE 12th!! Come see them at The Chelsea performing some of their hit songs, answering questions from you and MORE!! TICKETS ARE ON SALE NOW!!! https://www.ticketmaster.com/event/17006478880DACD9Thank you to our Sponsor:
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TANA GOT SCAMMED! + TRISHA SPILLS EUPHORIA TEA!!! | NOT LOVELINE Ep 69 May 18, 2026

Trish and Tana are back again to goss about influencers, share the recent events in their lives, and more! This week Tana brought Trisha some birthday gifts! And things get a little emotional! And what's this about a convertible scammer? All that and more on this week's Not Loveline!!Trisha and Tana are performing LIVE for YOU in LAS VEGAS JUNE 12th!! Come see them at The Chelsea performing some of their hit songs, answering questions from you and MORE!! TICKETS ARE ON SALE NOW!!! https://www.ticketmaster.com/event/17006478880DACD9Thank you to our Sponsor:
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MY BOYFRIEND WAS IN BED WITH HIS SISTER!?!? | NOT LOVELINE Ep 68 May 11, 2026

This week on Not Loveline Makoa and Moses finally get to have THEIR stories told on this show!! Plus Trish talks about writing her memoir, the legal checks for all the tea she is exposing in it, and more! Trisha and Tana are performing LIVE for YOU in LAS VEGAS JUNE 12th!! Come see them at The Chelsea performing some of their hit songs, answering questions from you and MORE!! TICKETS ARE ON SALE NOW!!! https://www.ticketmaster.com/event/17006478880DACD9Thank you to our Sponsor:
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Edited by @jimmywhetzel https://linktr.ee/jimmywhetzelTIMESTAMPS:2:10 CALL #1 LEANING MORE INTO YOUR FEMININITY12:30 YAPPING AFTER WEEKS APART, SEE US IN VEGAS17:30 LAUNCHING A NEW PODCAST26:00 TANA'S OFFICE, NYC RUN INS FROM HELL33:50 ALEX COOPER VS ALIX EARLE45:00 LEGAL CHECKS FOR TRISHA'S MEMOIR, RECREATING TRISHA'S OLD APARTMENT1:00:00 CHILI'S, NYC HOUSE SWAP, MIKAYLA NOGUIERA, EUPHORIA1:15:00 PHOTOSHOOTS AND LORE1:19:50 CALL #2 MY BF CUDDLES AND KISSES HIS SISTER

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TANA MET ADAM SANDLER!! + INFLUENCERS RUINED COACHELLA!!! | NOT LOVELINE Ep 67 Apr 27, 2026

NOT CLICKBAIT! SHE REALLY DID Y'ALL! This week the girls reunite after some weeks apart to catch up about all things Coachella and more! What did Tana think of Bieberchella? And how did she manage to finally meet Adam Sandler? All that and more on this exciting episode of Not Loveline!Trisha and Tana are performing LIVE for YOU in LAS VEGAS JUNE 12th!! Come see them at The Chelsea performing some of their hit songs, answering questions from you and MORE!! TICKETS ARE ON SALE NOW!!! https://www.ticketmaster.com/event/17006478880DACD9Thank you to our Sponsor:
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TIMESTAMPS:0:00 CORTISOL, FINDING YOUR DUO, STUDIO SESH, SONGWRITING13:50 BIEBERCHELLA, PARTYING WITH JUSTIN, HORRIBLE CROWD, GOD, BOUNDARIES CROSSED37:30 TOURING, MERCH, BRANDS DROPPING OUT, PRIVATE JETS44:11 MEETING ADAM SANDLER, SADIE SANDLER PREMIERE1:08:00 NEW DREAM GOALS

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I'M THE OTHER WOMAN!?!? 😱 I STILL LOVE HIM!! 😭 | NOT LOVELINE Ep 66 Apr 20, 2026

This week on Not Loveline, Trisha and Tana answer a bunch of calls for all of you! But first, a quick history lesson with two high school dropouts. Are they smarter than a 5th grader? Plus how does one deal with their mother wanting nothing to do with them? Even when you're pregnant? And how do you overcome finding out he's had a wife the whole time, and you're the other woman? All that and more on today's episode!Thank you to our Sponsor:
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NICK VIALL MUST BE STOPPED!! + TOXIC AGE GAP RELATIONSHIPS | NOT LOVELINE Ep 65 Apr 06, 2026

Trisha and Tana hit a yap flow state today on Not Loveline. The girls dive head first into some of the latest hot topics, like Nick Viall's new show Age of Attraction highlighting age gap relationships. Plus unpacking the Taylor Frankie Paul drama in the Mormon Wives sphere. All that and more on this jam packed episode!Trisha and Tana are performing LIVE for YOU in LAS VEGAS JUNE 12th!! Come see them at The Chelsea performing some of their hit songs, answering questions from you and MORE!! TICKETS ARE ON SALE NOW!!! https://www.ticketmaster.com/event/17006478880DACD9Thank you to our Sponsor:Better Help! Find support and feel lighter. Get 10% OFF THERAPY athttps://betterhelp.com/notlovelineThank you to our Sponsor:DRAFTKINGS! Sign up with code NOTLOVELINEThank you to our Sponsor:
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TIMESTAMPS:0:00 VEGAS, BEING ON TOP SAGA, AGE OF ATTRACTION11:30 HARRY JOWSEY VS NICK VIALL, AGE GAP RELATIONSHIPS21:30 MORMON WIVES, TAYLOR FRANKIE PAUL33:00 KEKE PALMER STALKER40:40 LOLLAPALOOZA, AMAZING NEWS49:00 STRENGTH IN A BAD SITUATION, PARENTAL TRAUMA, BOOK WRITING, LOOKING AT YOUR PAST SELF WITH LOVE1:03:00 AWAKENING FROM A YAP FLOW STATE, SOLO PODCASTING, ATTENTIONMAXXING, 20191:08:20 CALL: A CUTE DATE IDEA

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SEE US LIVE IN LAS VEGAS!! + DID JAKE SHANE GO TOO FAR?! | NOT LOVELINE Ep 64 Mar 30, 2026

Trisha and Tana are performing LIVE for YOU in LAS VEGAS JUNE 12th!! Come see them at The Chelsea performing some of their hit songs, answering questions from you and MORE!! TICKETS ARE ON SALE NOW!!! https://www.ticketmaster.com/event/17006478880DACD9This week on Not Loveline our girls are here to yap about all things Hollywood. Should influencers like Jake Shane be hosting red carpets for things like the Oscars? How much money do those Oscars gift bags cost!??!?! And of course, how can we not talk a little about VEGAS?! With their live show finally set in stone, Trisha and Tana plan all sorts of things they wanna do while in town and reminisce about the magic of the city. All that and more on today's episode!!Thank you to our Sponsor:
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Edited by @jimmywhetzelTIMESTAMPS:0:00 PHOTOSHOOTS AND OVERHEATING, MAKEUP TRENDS8:50 VEGAS SHOW ANNOUNCEMENT14:30 BODY DYSMORPHIA, STEALING, TRUANCY22:00 VEGAS MEMORIES, VEGAS GREEN ROOM MUST HAVES27:30 BEING ATHLETIC, EMPIRE STATE BUILDING, MISSING NYC36:30 VEGAS TRIP, POKER, HAWAII, DRIVERS, ICEY GATE43:30 AWARDS, OSCARS, VANITY FAIR PARTY, JAKE SHANE, RED CARPETS58:00 SHOES, COACHELLA, QUEN BLACKWELL, EMMA CHAMBERLAIN

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MAKING MORE MONEY THAN YOUR MAN 💲💰 + DID I REALLY CHEAT?! 😭 | NOT LOVELINE Ep 63 Mar 23, 2026

This week on Not Loveline it's ALL CALLS!!! Trisha and Tana set a record for themselves and answered 10!! That's right 10! T-E-N, TEN!!! And boy are they some good ones. Thanks for calling in, babes. We've got body positivity conversations, divorces, bisexuals and a rotted individual who asked their partner to get with their friend and then got MAD AT THEM FOR IT!?? Like WHAT? All that and more on this jam packed, callathon episode!!Thank you to our Sponsor:DRAFTKINGS! Sign up with code NOTLOVELINETo claim up to 500 FLEX SPINS!!Thank you to our Sponsor:
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Edited by @jimmywhetzelTIMESTAMPS:0:00 MATCHING LEOPARD FITS, CALLATHON, FINANCES4:35 CALL #1 LET'S GET POLITICAL8:30 CALL #2 HOW TO HANDLE BEING THE BREADWINNER AS A WOMAN17:35 CALL #3 FEELING GUILTY FOR TRAVELLING WITHOUT MY BF22:00 CALL #4 DIVORCED AFTER 14 YEARS BECAUSE HE IS BI28:00 CALL #5 STRUGGLING TO MAKE MOMMY FRIENDS34:50 CALL #6 I LOVE BEING CHUBBY BUT SOCIETY MAKES ME FEEL LIKE I CAN'T44:11 CALL #7 SHOULD I BREAK UP WITH MY BF BECAUSE I AM SICK?50:00 CALL #8 BATH ROUTINES?54:15 CALL #9 CALLING ME A CHEATED FOR DOING WHAT HE WANTED!?58:20 CALL #10 LONG DISTANCE RELATIONSHIP HELP! 5 MONTHS APART!!

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OUR CHAOTIC CELEBRITY STORIES + IS CLONING REAL!?!? | NOT LOVELINE Ep 62 Mar 16, 2026

Today on Not Loveline, Trisha and Tana get vulnerable. They share stories about their abandonment issues, and how that has followed them into all of their relationships. And how they are working to overcome them. They also discuss whether or not celebrity clones are running around Hollywood. You never know what you're gonna get on this show! All that and more on today's extra long episode!Thank you to our Sponsor:DRAFTKINGS! Sign up with code NOTLOVELINETo claim up to 500 FLEX SPINS!!Thank you to our Sponsor:Better Help! Find support and feel lighter. Get 10% OFF THERAPY athttps://betterhelp.com/notlovelineThank you to our Sponsor:
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TIMESTAMPS:0:00 BACK PAIN, EXTENSIONS, GLOW UPS, DARKER HAIR, HOLLY MADISON, GIRLHOOD13:00 COLLEGE SPEAKING, SHIA LEBOUFF, LIL WAYNE30:00 DIXIE D'AMELIO, SOBRIETY, GETTING HELP, BECOMING RELIABLE, TIKTOK CLONE THEORIES, OCD, SELENA GOMEZ AND BENNY BLANCO42:00 FARTING, TIMOTHEE CHALAMET, PR TRAINING55:00 COACHELLA, ABANDONMENT ISSUES, LOVE LANGUAGES1:11:00 DOGS, UNCONDITIONAL LOVE, BUSTER UPDATE, VEGAS SHOW1:19:30 CALL: AUDIOBOOKS, BOOK WRITING
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TRISHA ON THE KARDASHIANS TV SHOW!?! + MIKAYLA NOGUIERA'S ANTICS | NOT LOVELINE Ep 61 Mar 09, 2026

From mom guilt to food guilt these girls are covering it all today. Between dropping lore about being on the first season of Keeping up with The Kardashians and talking about Mikayla Noguiera's iconic messy titkok antics, Trish and Tana have you covered for your weekly yapsesh. With a side of calls this week of course! All that and more on today's episode of Not Loveline!Thank you to our Sponsor:
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TURNING DOWN $20,000!?!? + EXPOSING PEOPLE ONLINE!! Mar 02, 2026

This week on Not Loveline, Trisha and Tana talk integrity when it comes to brand deals. How much is enough to commit to it? And what are you willing to walk away from if it doesn't align with your brand? Plus some hot topic questions about Jake Weber and Lisa Rinna. All that and more on today's episode!

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HE PROPOSED TO HER WITH WHAT!?!? + MY FRIEND STINKS! Feb 23, 2026

Sometimes you just gotta let a girl know she stinks. This week on Not Loveline, Trisha and Tana take call after call! And they have plenty of advice for viewers like you. Like how do you quit your bleach and tone addiction? And how do you not get insecure about having a high or low body count? All that and more on today's episode!

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HE TOLD ME HE'S A CHEATER! BUT HE'S SO HOT! Feb 16, 2026

This week on Not Loveline, Tana vents to Trisha about her recent week from hell. From personal struggles to black mold this girl has been through it. The two also have a chat about Shane Dawson's recent podcast appearances and reflect on his past with them. And take a call from a listener who just went on a date with a great match...until he mentioned he has cheated before. What should she do? All that and more on today's episode!

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DOING WHAT WITH YOUR NURSE!? + FALLING IN LOVE ON SET! Feb 09, 2026

This week on Not Loveline, Tana and Trish catch up about Trisha's recent red carpet escapades, skipping the Grammys and more! Plus help some callers navigate life in male dominated spaces. It's a yapsesh you won't wanna miss this!

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STAYING OUT OF DRAMA OFFICIALLY!!!...UNLESS? 👀 Feb 02, 2026

ana and Trish are officially back in their peace eras...allegedly. This week the girls goss and gab about their recent red carpet experiences, celebrities and influencers they have thoughts on, and the importance of authenticity. All that and more on this week's Not Loveline!

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THE JLO GLAMBOT INCIDENT, PAMELA ANDERSON, AND MORE! Jan 26, 2026

It's a gossip sesh today on Not Loveline!! Trish and Tana can't stop the yap this week and have so much to say about some recent celebrity moments. Like Jennifer Lopez being rude to the Glambot creator. And Jason Momoa's comments about his new girlfriend that Trish feels very strongly about! Plus what's the tea on Pamela Anderson and her thoughts on Seth Rogan's movie about her life with Tommy Lee? All that and more on this week's episode!

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GETTING BACK INTO DRAMA + SHARING OUR TRUTHS Jan 19, 2026

The tea is hot af today on this episode of Not Loveline! Tana responds to the recent beef she's had with Tara's Wrld online. Trish also reveals some details about her upcoming book! Which leads to the girls re-evaluating some of the old friendships and fueds. All that plus some calls from viewers like you!

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LEAVING THE PAST BEHIND US, ENGAGEMENTS, HAVING CHILDREN AND HEALING Jan 12, 2026

New year, new vibes, and NOT Loveline! This week Trisha and Tana reunite in the new year with refreshed outlooks on life and creative juices. The girls catch up on their holidays apart, plan for the future of touring together and other manifestations. And what's Not Loveline without a little reflection on trauma? All that and more on today's episode!!

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DREAMING BIG FOR 2026 AND LEARNING FROM PAST RELATIONSHIPS Dec 22, 2025

It's the last Not Loveline of the year and the girls are getting sentimental! This week Trish and Tana talk about their 2025 highlights and getting in the right mindset to make 2026 just as amazing if not better! Plus the girls touch on sobriety, learning to love wigs and more! From our Not Loveline family to yours, have a Happy Holidays and a joyful New Year!

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ANNIVERSARIES, CELEB BREAKUPS, AND MORE! | NOT LOVELINE Ep 51 Dec 15, 2025

This week on Not Loveline Tana tells Trish all about her 2 year anniversary celebrations with Makoa! Plus the girls talk about Alix Earle's recent breakup from her football boyfriend, their childhood experiences with animals, and unpacking traumatic experiences from their childhoods. All that with a side of New Years Resolutions on today's episode!

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NEW PODCASTS, TOURING, AND PODCASTING WITH MEN Dec 08, 2025

Happy ONE YEAR of Not Loveline! 50 EPISODES! This week the girls gab about the release of Escape the Night, favorite movies, plans for 2026 and beyond. And talk about what its like podcasting on other people's shows. Especially shows with men on the panel. All that and more on today's episode!

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WE GOT INTO SOME DRAMA 😱 + SECRET PROJECTS 🤫 Dec 03, 2025

Trisha and Tana are back in sunny Los Angeles this week after some time in New York and Vegas with their families. And they have a lot to discuss!! From Casinos to Broadway, the girls are gonna spill all the tea. This week they unpack their latest TikTok drama as well as tease some exciting future projects coming soon! All that and more on today's Not Loveline!

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WHEN TO MOVE ON + REIGNITING SPARKS IN YOUR LOVE LIFE Nov 24, 2025

Not Loveline is back again from NYC! This week, Trisha and Tana continue their discussion of their NY adventures. And also take some questions from all of you! This week, the girls advise on how to get that toxic man out of your head! And how to know when it's time to move on from him? All that and more on today's episode!

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WE'RE MOVING TO NY!? + TANA MET ADAM SANDLER! Nov 17, 2025

Welcome back to Not Loveline! Emphasis on the NOT this week as Trish and Tana are reunited after a few weeks apart in NEW YORK CITY! The girls catch up, talk about Trisha in Beetlejuice, and gush about their favorite parts of the most magical city on earth. And whether or not they see themselves moving here someday! All that and more on today's episode!

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SHE PULLED A WHAT ON HIM MID HOOKUP?!?! Nov 10, 2025

On today's Not Loveline it's all about healing, growing, maturing, and learning how to love yourself. And of course if it's crazy or not to pull a...weapon...on a guy mid hookup if he has been spreading rumors about you! Tana and Trish are ready to answer your calls and help you out! All that and more on today's episode.

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HE WETS THE BED!! + AM I A BAD MOM?? Nov 03, 2025

It's all calls all the time today! Trish and Tana gear up for a rapid fire advice session and take a ton of calls from all of you! We hear from some listeners who feel guilty for being drained after a long day at work, for letting their toddler watch a lot of tv, and for wanting to date a man who makes as much money as them. Plus some tips for a girl whose boyfriend keeps wetting the bed when he's drunk. All that and more on today's exciting episode of Not Loveline!!

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THE LIFE OF A FORMER CRAZY GIRL + MOMENTS WE WERE WRONG Oct 27, 2025

On today's Not Loveline, the girls catch up on some more pre-Halloween activities and dish about some recent celebrity sightings! As well as Tana's history with Nick Cannon! Plus the girls share stories of when they crashed out on their partners and were definitely the ones in the wrong in those situations. All that and more on today's episode!

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EMBARRASSING MOMENTS, ALEX COOPER, & UNWELL FEST RECAP Oct 20, 2025

On today's spooky episode of Not Loveline, Trisha and Tana serve in their Death Becomes Her costumes and spill all the tea on working with Alex Cooper at Unwell Fest, their chaotic travel experience to get to Vegas and an embarrassing story with a celebrity Tana did not know! All that and more on this festive Halloween episode!!

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I'M THE TOXIC EX! HELP! + BF CAUGHT FILMING OTHER GIRLS Oct 13, 2025

Tana and Trisha are back and pushing through any and all tummy troubles, that may or may not be afflicting one of our hosts this week, to bring you another exciting episode of Not Loveline! On today's episode we hear from a caller with an often unheard of admission: "I was the toxic one." Plus how do you respond to finding out your man of 3 years was filming girls' butts at the beach while you were sleeping?? All that and more on Not Loveline!Thank you to our Sponsor:Tinder! Finding a new crush is easier than you think, thanks to Tinder. Download Tinder today. https://open.tinder.com/9k8a/lovelineThank you to our Sponsor:STITCH FIX! Get started today at https://stitchfix.com/notloveline to get $20 off your first order—and they’ll waive your styling fee.

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GETTING REAL ABOUT SOBRIETY & POSTPARTUM DEPRESSION Oct 06, 2025

On today's Not Loveline, Trisha and Tana get emotional about their struggles while helping out some callers. For Trisha, she opens up about postpartum depression and how she finds ways to overcome it. And for Tana, she gets ready to celebrate one year of sobriety and discusses her journey on the path to getting sober. And of course, we also gotta have some light questions too. All that and more on today's episode!

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TOXIC TIPS, DOUBLE DATES, AND CATCHING A CHEATER! Sep 29, 2025

Trisha and Tana are back again to give you some much requested love and life advice!! This week on Not Loveline we hear from a caller who needs to crash out about a fight she had with her man, two girls who are about to head out on a double date made possible by our lovely hosts, and a concerned caller asking for help getting their friend out of an abusive situation with her ex. All that with a side of personal stories and hot topics on today's episode!

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CONFRONTING YOUR CHEATING EX + ACCIDENTALLY PREGNANT!? Sep 22, 2025

Calls on calls on calls today!! Tana and Trish are at the phone and ready to give a ton of love and life advice! On this week's episode the girls hear from some listeners in need of help with going and staying NO CONTACT with a family member. And how to navigate breaking that no contact period. As well as helping a girl who found her boyfriend on Tinder just 12 hours after their break up!!! All that and more on this jam packed episode of Not Loveline!!!

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CRASH OUTS AND DISMANTLING BEAUTY STANDARDS Sep 15, 2025

Big and exciting opportunities are coming into Trisha and Tana's lives. This week the girls talk about how amazing that feeling is, while also touching on the fears they have of their success going away. They also unpack the complicated subject of GLP-1s and how the societal beauty standards are really messed up right now. And how that impacts their feelings, and all of us. All that and more on today's yap filled Not Loveline!

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CHEATING STORIES, INFLUENCER BEEFS, CONFRONTATIONS!!! 🤯 Sep 08, 2025

This week on Not Loveline the girls share some stories about their ex boyfriends cheating on them. Trisha explains her beef with a certain famous influencer, and both Tana and Trisha unpack their non-confrontational natures. Plus all the tea on Trisha's celebrity music video cameo lore. All that and more on today's episode!

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MATT RIFE'S ELF COMMERCIAL 🙄 + WHAT NOBODY TELLS YOU ABOUT HAVING KIDS Sep 02, 2025

Straight man jumpscare warning. This week on Not Loveline the girlies discuss Matt Rife's latest collaboration with Elf Cosmetics and the backlash to it. As well as the rise in rage bait advertising. Tana and Trish also discuss getting routine health screenings, music they are inspired by and the often under-discussed reality of gender disappointment when it comes to having a baby. All that and more on today's episode of Not Loveline!!

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TALKING ABOUT OUR TRAUMATIC FRIENDSHIPS AND CHILDHOODS Aug 25, 2025

This week on Not Loveline the girls go DEEP into their emotions and talk about how triggering it is to see people you had beef with online. On today's episode Tana and Trish discuss Todd's appearance on Jeff FM, how Tana escaped her narcissistic parents' house, and how Trish moved on from her beef with Gabbie Hanna. All that and more on today's exciting episode!

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CRINGEY YOUTUBER APOLOGIES + IN LOVE WITH MY GAY BESTIE!? Aug 18, 2025

The calls are IN!! Gotta take 'em all! This week on Not Loveline Trisha and Tana hear from some listeners in tough situations. How does one identify love bombing? How do you start dating again after your partner passes away? And what do you do if you start getting a little physical with your gay best friend? Is there something more to this or is it just cute platonic cuddle time??? All that and more on today's exciting episode!

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TIMESTAMPS:

0:00 LIVING TOGETHER, SET MAKEOVER, CHRISTMAS PHOTOSHOOT, DIABOLICAL PILLOW, HUGH HEFFNER

10:00 PL4YB0Y COVER18:50 CALL #1 I CUDDLED WITH MY GAY BESTIE25:00 TANA'S TOXIC TIPS, YOUTUBER APOLOGIES, 2019

38:00 TRISHA MARRYING BRAD PITT, CHRIS ANGEL

45:15 CALL #2 I'M NOT SOMEONE'S FAVORITE FRIEND

49:30 CALL #3 DATING AGAIN AFTER YOUR PARTNER PASSES AWAY56:10 CALL #4 GENUINE LOVE OR LOVE BOMBING? HELP!

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THE TRUTH ABOUT PLASTIC SURGERY! REGRETS & COMPLICATIONS Aug 12, 2025

This week on Not Loveline Trisha and Tana influence you and each other from getting plastic surgery, boob jobs in particular. The girls unpack the unrealistic beauty standards society forces upon us and how to celebrate what makes you you! And what's a Not Loveline episode without a little trauma dumping on the side? All that and more on today's exciting episode!

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CRASHING OUT, CATCHING UP, AND BABY FEVER!! Aug 04, 2025

Tana and Trish are BACK!! The girls took some time off to recover from touring, sickness, and childbirth and are ready to yap until they just can't yap no more (which is never). This week the girls unpack their insecurities and issues with comparison in the wake of seemingly every influencer getting to be in Happy Gilmore 2 and meet Adam Sandler. And revisit the demons from their past like David Dobrik and Drama Channels. And of course chime in on the controversial Sydney Sweeney American Eagle jeans commercial. All that and more on today's Not Loveline!

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AM I CONTROLLING?! NEED HELP BREAKING UP WITH HIM! Jul 23, 2025

Helloooo divas!! This week Trish and Tana are diving right into some more calls from viewers like YOU! On today's episode we hear from a girl who won't let her boyfriend go to a party overnight. Is she being controlling? Or just setting a boundary? And how do you break it off with your on again off again boyfriend when he is struggling with addiction? And what's this about a freaky NYC bar? Find out more on Not Loveline!

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9:00 JAMES CHARLES

13:10 CALL #1 I WON'T LET MY BF GO TO A PARTY

24:06 CALL #2 MY BF IS AN ADDICT AND IT'S AFFECTING OUR RELATIONSHIP

35:36 CALL #3 NEED HELP ENDING THINGS WITH MY BF

52:28 CALL #4 I WORKED AT THE BOX IN NYC

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HE GHOSTED ME! 👻 NOW HE WANTS ME BACK! 🙄 Jul 14, 2025

Trisha and Tana are back to answer your pressing phone calls this week! The girls help our loyal listeners through a number of issues like divorce, self-sabotaging men, and ghosting. Is it a deal breaker if he ghosts you? Or if he misses your rock climbing date? All that and more on today's Not Loveline!

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TIMESTAMPS:

0:00 MALIBU, POP MART, LABUBU, CARE BEAR UNBOXING

9:10 CALL #1 GOING THROUGH DIVORCE

13:30 CALL #2 MY BF IS SELF-SABOTAGING OUR RELATIONSHIP

22:11 CALL #3 PARTNER HID THEY HAVE HIV

31:23 CALL #4 THOUGHTS ON NEPO-BABIES

46:27 CALL #5 HE GHOSTED ME, NOW HE WANTS ME BACK

51:26 CALL #6 JENNIFER COOLIDGE AND ADAM SANDLER

1:03:41 CALL #7 HE DIDN'T SHOW UP TO OUR ROCK CLIMBING DATE

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IS LOVE ISLAND ETHICAL? + SOBRIETY OVER DRAMA Jul 07, 2025

The girlies are BACK after a short break from filming and posting. And they are about to drop the biggest yap to ever be yapped in the history of yaps. There's so much to discuss in the world of influencers and pop culture as well as in the lives of these two beautiful ladies. Trish and Tana catch up on life post touring, the ethics of Love Island, and all sorts of other topics. All that and more on today's long awaited return of Not Loveline!!

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I CHEATED SO HARD HE FOUND GOD!?!? Jun 16, 2025

Trisha and Tana get spiritual today on this episode of Not Loveline! How do you navigate dating a guy that your friend, who PASSED AWAY, used to date? Is it a sign from the afterlife or is it just too icky? And what do you do when you get into beef...on Threads...(with whom I am to assume is the only other person on that app) over a man you cheated on, suddenly finding God? All that and more on today's episode!

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TIMESTAMPS:

0:00 CATHERINE PAIZ AND AUSTIN MCBROOM

19:00 CALL #1 SHOULD I GO FOR THIS GUY MY DECEASED FRIEND USED TO DATE?

26:30 CALL #2 I ONLY ATTRACT UGLY GUYS, ADVICE FOR BEING MORE CONFIDENT

32:10 CALL #3 MY WORKPLACE ROMANCE JUST GOT COMPLICATED

39:00 CALL #4 I'M JEALOUS OF MY BEST FRIEND

46:15 CALL #5 MY BF HAS WEIRD BELIEFS

53:30 CALL #6 I CHEATED SO HARD HE BECAME RELIGIOUS AND NOW I'M IN BEEF ON THREADS

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DUMP THAT TOXIC MAN! + ADVICE FOR FIGHTING YOUR INNER DEMONS! Jun 09, 2025

On today's episode, Trisha and Tana speak from the heart to some very kind listeners who got vulnerable about their struggles. Like how do you stop overthinking everything? Or how do you let yourself fall in love despite your defenses being high? And how do you get yourself out of a domestic abuse situation? All that and more on today's episode of Not Loveline!

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TANA WENT TO THE HOSPITAL!? BENSON BOONE IN THE DMs? Jun 02, 2025

The girls are reunited today after two months apart and they have A LOT to discuss. Bhad Bhabie's interview with Camilla Araujo, Justin Bieber and SZA, Benson Boone and the DMs that may or may not have occurred with one of our hosts and all sorts of touring stories to keep you entertained for over an hour! Trish and Tana can't wait to chat and we hope you enjoy! All that and more on today's exciting episode of Not Loveline!

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TIMESTAMPS:

0:00 REUNITED, TANA'S SCARY PLANE RIDE, AMAS, TRISHA IS HAVING A BOY!, VEGAS SHOW RECAP, NEW MUSIC TOGETHER!

14:30 FAN GIFTS, TRAVELLING WITH MAKOA, BUS VS PLANES

26:30 TANA WENT TO THE HOSPITAL ON TOUR, QUITTING VAPING, FAST FOOD IN US VS EUROPE

36:00 CLICKBAIT TITLE GOT PEOPLE TALKING, PARIS MUKBANGING, HOLLY MADISON DIVA WORSHIP SEGMENT, JOHN STAMOS, JONAS BROS

50:00 AMAS, ALEX WARREN, BHAD BHABIE, CAMILLA ARAUJO, SHABOOZEY

1:04:00 BENSON BOONE, TANA'S GUITAR GUY DM STORY

1:11:00 SZA AND JUSTIN BIEBER, CHILD STARDOM, BRITNEY SPEARS

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CHEATERS, SUGAR DADDIES, AND BISEXUAL MEN May 29, 2025

Hello girls, gays, theys and apparently straight men too. Welcome back to another episode of Not Loveline! This week Tana and Trisha hear from callers like you! With queries about love, life, and relationships. Like how do I help my friend when I think the man she is with is financially manipulating her? Or how do I tell my bi boyfriend that kissing guys while we are together is still cheating?? All that and more on today's episode!

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MY FRIENDS HATE MY BOYFRIEND! May 19, 2025

It's a yap sesh today on Not Loveline! Tana and Trish return to the set with lots to discuss from the last few weeks. But they still found some time to help out some of our loyal listeners! How do you navigate venting to your close friends about your partner? And what do you do if after all that venting you stay with them? And possibly our most bizarre situation yet: How do I tell my friend to stop giving me soap? All that and more on today's episode!

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TIMESTAMPS:

0:00 WHITE LOTUS FINALE

15:00 YOU S5, JOJO SIWA ON CBB, VEGAS, BUILDING SETS

30:00 CHELSEA HANDLER, PODCAST GUESTS, BEING SMARTER WITH MONEY, TANA'S PICKLES, TRISHCHELLA

49:20 CALL #1 VENTING TO YOUR FRIENDS ABOUT YOUR BF

55:06 CALL #2 MY FRIEND KEEPS GIVING ME SOAP1:00:00 INTERIOR DECORATING, MOVIES, JACK BLACK

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HE IS HIDING ME FROM HIS FAMILY!! May 12, 2025

Hello hello hello and welcome back to Not Loveline! This week Trish and Tana go deep into some serious topics. How to handle your boyfriend hiding you from his family, what to do when you are filmed in the act without your consent, and how to deal with a partner that has a life-threatening profession. All that and more on today's episode!

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IS THIS CELEBRITY COPYING TANA!? 😱 + HE KEEPS FOLLOWING OTHER GIRLS 😡 May 05, 2025

The divas are clocking into the slay factory yet again this week. Trisha and Tana are ready to hear from you! This week the girls get very sentimental as our callers inquire about topics such as self love and narcissistic parents. Sharing some personal anecdotes on the subjects and hopefully helping on your healing journeys. And of course, there's always time for a good yap. And these girls were born to do it. Find out which celebrity seems to have Tana on her mood board and more on this week's episode of NOT LOVELINE!

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TRISH THREW OUT HIS GRAMMYS!? + RUDE CELEBRITIES! Apr 28, 2025

Trisha and Tana are back again this week and have A LOT to discuss. Trisha prepares for her first private jet flight and Tana spills some tea on how rude celebrities are on a PJ. The girls also help out some callers with their love lives, reflect on their past appearances at award shows, and Trish drops some major lore about an ex whose Grammys she threw away!!! ALL THAT AND MORE on today's NOT LOVELINE!

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WE CAUSED A BREAK UP!? 😱 + CRASHING OUT OVER MEN! 😡 Apr 21, 2025

Do we have our first podcast-induced break up on our hands? I think we do! Welcome back to Not Loveline with hosts Trisha and Tana! This week the girls hold space and feel power in the crash out of a girl just trying to hang out with her man who keeps cancelling on her at the last minute. They also discuss influencers of their past and how they feel about them now. And of course try out some fried mashed potato poppers! Hard hitting journalism you won't find anywhere else!

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OUR THOUGHTS ON THE ALABAMA BARKER & BHAD BHABIE FEUD Apr 15, 2025

Trisha and Tana are ready to hear from YOU! This week the girls discuss the ongoing feud between Alabama Barker and Bhad Bhabie and give some advice to Alabama on how to move forward. Plus tips for those in long distance relationships and break down their pettiest moments of all time. All that and more on this week's NOT LOVELINE!!!

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EX BOYFRIEND KEEPS TEXTING? + DATING CELEBRITIES Apr 08, 2025

This week on Not Loveline, Trisha and Tana catch up with a good ol' yap session. The girls cover a variety of topics this week in the realm of life and love though. Like how to deal with gross ex-boyfriends trying to weasel their way back into your life! Why you should or shouldn't date a famous guy! And preparing for marriage once you've found the right person. All that and more on today's episode!

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MY BOYFRIEND IS A FURRY?! Mar 31, 2025

The girls are back again! Tana and Trish are here to give you all the love and life advice you need! What do you do when every girl you ever meet tries to copy you in every single way? How do you stop hating men and the world? And do I go with my boyfriend to a furry convention? Find out today on Not Loveline!

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SHE SIGNED HER EX UP FOR THE MILITARY?!?! Mar 24, 2025

It's stories galore on Not Loveline today as our listeners have tales to tell our lovely hosts, Tana and Trish. This week the girls discuss age gap relationships, healing from an abusive partner, and should you break up with a man if he gives you the ends of the loaf of bread for your sandwich? All that and more on today's tantalizing episode!

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MY BF WANTS TO HOOK UP WITH MY GAY FRIEND?! Mar 18, 2025

Not Peter, Paul and Mary, Trisha and Tana are back again this week answering your piping hot calls about life, love, and all things juicy. This episode the girls dish on the truth about dating a musician and how to deal with having a song...or multiple songs...written about you! Not only that but how are you supposed to react when your man wants a...third wheel for the night with your GAY BEST FRIEND??? All that and more on Not Loveline!

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FAMILY VLOGGERS GO TOO FAR, PREGNANCY ERA Mar 10, 2025

Trisha and Tana reunite after a few weeks apart to discuss the biggest news of the year: TRISHA IS PREGNANT! Congratulations are in order and Tana begins to ponder when Mommy Life will come for her. And we heard you, we've got callers in this yap sesh too. All that and more on today's episode of Not Loveline!

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INFLUENCER SALARIES EXPOSED, MY PROFESSOR WANTS ME TO WHAT!? | NOT LOVELINE Ep 13 Mar 03, 2025

Tana and Trish are back and here to dish out all the tea on this week's Not Loveline. The girls of course take some calls this week but also just can't help but speak their mind on some recent hot topics in the social media space. Whether it's discussing leaked influencer brand deal paychecks or talking about their awkward collabs, these divas got you covered for a good time. All that and more on today's episode of Not Loveline!

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I HAVE CANCER AND HE WANTS TO BREAK UP??? | NOT LOVELINE Ep 12 Feb 24, 2025

You asked, they answered. On yet another exciting episode of Not Loveline Trisha and Tana break down everything you need to know about love, dating, life, and happiness. The girls get insightful when discussing how they would talk to their 20 year old selves about their futures. And dish out some real hard truths for a caller whose boyfriend does not handle her potential cancer diagnosis well AT ALL. All that and more on today's tantalizing episode of Not Loveline!

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11: I HAVE A STALKER! PLEASE HELP! Feb 17, 2025

Trisha and Tana are ready to give you their expert advice on love! This week the girls discuss stalking, runny noses, and what to do if he leaves you stranded after a big fight. All that and more on today's episode of Not Loveline!

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10: DATING MULTIPLE MEN AT ONCE! Feb 10, 2025

Happy almost Valentine's Day from the Not Loveline divas! Tana and Trish break down the latest events in their lives, pop culture, and give you some love and life advice that touches deep on this episode of Not Loveline!

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9: ADDICTION, DARKNESS, AND CASTING SPELLS Feb 03, 2025

Trish and Tana are back again this week to answer some more life oriented questions this time! The girls cover a variety of topics like overcoming addiction and breaking up with those you were in that spiral with. As well as the mystical side of things like should you cast a hex on your own father? All that and more on this episode of Not Loveline!

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8: HE CHEATED ON ME WITH MY SISTER!? Jan 27, 2025

Trisha and Tana are here to break down your much needed love life advice yet again this week. The girls tackle the hard hitting topics of cougars, icks and what to do when you think he's cheating on you with your very own sister! All that and more on this week's episode of Not Loveline!

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7: PSYCHIC PREDICTS MY BREAK UP? GET A BBL or FIND LOVE?! Jan 20, 2025

Trisha Paytas and Tana Mongeau are back again today for their first recording session in the new year. There's a lot of catching up to do, so the divas break down the TikTok ban, the fires in Los Angeles, and connect about demons from their past returning from the shadows (David Dobrik is the demon btw) all while giving our loyal listeners some advice for their love lives. Hope you enjoy this episode of Not Loveline! Stay safe out there!

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6: Is My BOYFRIEND Cheating With My MOM? DATING A 44 YEAR OLD!! Jan 06, 2025

It's 2025 and the girls are BACK! Tana and Trisha ring in the new year with plenty of reflections, manifestations, and deliberations on love, dating, friendships and play the NEW GAME RED FLAG, GREEN FLAG! Find out what you should do if you're only 20 and dating a 44 year old guy! Should you be worried that your boyfriend is besties with YOUR mom?? And what do you do when you find out your man has been sending your photos to another guy? All that and more on the first Not Loveline episode of 2025!

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5: DATING A BISEXUAL MAN! MANIFESTATION AND SHARING LOCATIONS! Dec 23, 2024

It's the holiday season and what on earth is a girl to do? How do you navigate spending time with your partner's family and your own? What do you get a man for Christmas? And why won't he share his location with me? Is he hiding something? All that and more on this episode of Not Loveline with Trisha Paytas and Tana Mongeau!

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4: I CHEATED ON MY BF with HIS DAD!?! SHOULD I FIGHT THIS GIRL?? Dec 16, 2024

What do you do when you cheat on your boyfriend with his literal FATHER? Or when a girl steals your man? Or if you find out you're his 2nd girlfriend? Well Trisha and Tana have all the answers and more for you on this week's episode of Not Loveline!

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3: MY BOYFRIEND IS IN JAIL!? DATING A MARRIED MAN!! Dec 09, 2024

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Trisha Paytas and Tana Mongeau are here to solve all of your relationship problems! What do you do when the guy you hooked up with tells you he's married? What do you do when the guy you're dating is in jail? Do you wait for him to get out? And what is a 55 year old to do when it comes to the dating scene? All that and more on this episode of Not Loveline!

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2: MY BOYFRIEND Is Talking To His EX?! Is He EMBARRASSED OF ME? Dec 02, 2024

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Trisha and Tana are back again to help listeners like you with their love lives! Today's callers include: My BF had a thing for my best friend...should I bring him to her wedding??? How can I find more emotionally available men? And the girls answer the age old question of...WHY won't he message me back on Grindr?!?! All that and more on Episode 2 of Not Loveline!

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1: GETTING DUMPED OVER TEXT!?!? How Many RED FLAGS Are Too Many? Nov 25, 2024

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On the very first episode of NOT LOVELINE Trisha Paytas and Tana Mongeau dive deep into their relationship history and give callers some much needed love advice! This week the girls discuss the age old issues of how many red flags is too many? Should I date a guy with a kid? What do I do if my fiance is saying someone else's name in her sleep? Marrying for money and not love, and so much more!

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