Not Loveline

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Meeting CHAPPELL ROAN and FEUDING with Dixie D'Amelio!? | NOT LOVELINE Ep 91 Oct 26, 2026

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If Trisha is Tana and Tana is Trisha...then who's flying the plane!? This week on a special Halloween Not Loveline, the girls chat about all things Halloween and parties. Couples costumes of the past, diva cups and hemorrhoids. And of course take some calls from our loyal listeners. All that and more on today's episode!

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TIMESTAMPS:

0:00 TRISH IS TANA AND TANA IS TRISH

8:00 GLAM TEAM, ARMPIT UPDATE, PARIS HILTON PARTY

20:15 COUPLES COSTUMES, GYPSY ROSE

25:45 CALL #1 FIANCE'S EX KEEPS DMING HIM

31:00 DIXIE, MARATHONS, GETTING HEALTHY

39:50 GRINDR AWARDS

42:15 CALL #2 MY FRIEND BANNED MY BF FROM HER WEDDING

50:00 MEMOIRS, PERIODS, DIVA CUPS, HEMORRHOIDS

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Two Jennifer Coolidges EXPOSE Elizabeth Holmes | NOT LOVELINE Ep 90 Oct 21, 2026

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Makes me wanna Trish Trio at Benihana real baaaaaad. This week on Not Loveline our girls pay tribute to the iconique Jennifer Coolidge and talk all things Halloween, Disneyland and weddings! Are wedding bells chiming in the air for Tana and Makoa? They are for Trisha! Her Disney wedding is coming up!! What engagement rings are on trend right now? And should you go with one of them or come up with your own!? Find out on today's episode!!WE HAVE A NEW HOTLINE NUMBER!! Call Trisha and Tana at 213-297-2845 today!!Pre-order Trisha's Memoir: Crying on the Kitchen Floor!https://linktr.ee/trishapaytas_Thank you to our Sponsor:iRESTORE! Unlock your best hair & skin with @iRestorelaser and HUGE savings on iRESTORE with code NOTLOVELINE at https://irestore.com/NOTLOVELINE! #irestorepodFollow the girls:Trisha 💋 https://www.instagram.com/trishapaytasTana 💕 http://instagram.com/tanamongeauGET SPICY BONUS EPISODES OF NOT LOVELINE!!! Join us at:https://patreon.com/NotLovelineProduced by Kallihttps://linktr.ee/KallisKornerEdited by @jimmywhetzelhttps://linktr.ee/jimmywhetzelTIMESTAMPS:0:00 HALLOWEEN IS HERE, ELIZABETH HOLMES, ERIKA KIRK10:50 BUSY SCHEDULES18:00 FILMING WITH IMARI, DATING SHOW26:40 HALLOWEEN PLANS, DAVID DOBRIK, BOOK PRESS TOUR33:00 RETIRING THE BLEACH BLONDE ERA, BURNING MAN41:30 MCDONALDS, BENIHANA47:30 DISNEY, HOLLY MADISON, VOW RENEWAL, FAMILY COSTUMES1:05:30 CALL: WHAT ENGAGEMENT RINGS ARE ON TREND RIGHT NOW?

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BLACKMAILED By An EX-BOYFRIEND + Talking to GHOSTS | NOT LOVELINE Ep 89 Oct 12, 2026

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This week on Not Loveline, Trisha and Tana discuss Tana's past traumas including the time one of her awful ex-boyfriends blackmailed her for over $70,000!! Plus the two give some sneak peeks into Trisha's upcoming memoir and go over some of their early history together! All that and more on today's episode!

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TIMESTAMPS:

0:00 RESPONSIBLE SPENDING

5:00 TALKING TO THE DEAD

11:00 GHOST PROTECTORS, DISNEYLAND, HOLLY MADISON

17:00 SNOOKI, MEGAN FOX, PARODIES, HALLOWEEN

28:00 CHILI'S, IMARI, DATING SHOW

38:40 CORNELL 7 (TRIGGER WARNING)

47:00 SKIP CORNELL 7 SEGMENT, BLACKMAILED BY AN EX

52:00 THE PSYCHIC TWINS, PERIOD PAIN

59:00 SHARING YOUR RELATIONSHIP ONLINE, TANA READS TRISHA'S MEMOIR

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Cheating NBA Players & Man-Stealing Friends!! | NOT LOVELINE Ep 88 Oct 05, 2026

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The vibes are autumnal today on Not Loveline. Trish and Tana sip on their late night coffees and answer some pressing questions from all of you! How do you announce your engagement when you're an influencer? My co-worker is a cheater!! Do I tell his wife? And I slept with the guy my friend likes and now they both hate me! What do I do?? All that and some hot goss on this week's episode!

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Pre-order Trisha's Memoir: Crying on the Kitchen Floor!

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TIMESTAMPS:

0:00 AUTUMN VIBES, KBEAUTY

5:45 CALL #1 SHOULD I TELL MY CO-WORKERS WIFE HE HAS OTHER GFS?

14:50 CALL #2 HOW DO I ANNOUNCE MY ENGAGEMENT?

28:50 PUMPKIN SPICE LATTES, MONOCULTURE, NOSTALGIA, FEARING DEATH

36:30 STRAIGHT GUY NEWS, FANTASY FOOTBALL LEAGUE

41:30 DAVID SPADE FRIENDSHIP, ROSIE O'DONNELL, JELLY ROLL AND BUNNY

51:40 CALL #3 I DESTROYED MY FRIEND GROUP OVER A GUY I BARELY LIKE

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WHEN Will He PROPOSE!? + His MOM is EVIL!! | NOT LOVELINE Ep 87 Sep 29, 2026

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Trish and Tana are here for you! This week on Not Loveline the girls get a healthy dose of yap in before taking some calls. They discuss the PR campaign for Trisha's upcoming memoir, Tana's interest in becoming a streamer, and their plans for Halloween this year. Plus how do you deal with a mother-in-law from hell? And should I give up on waiting for him to propose?? All that and more on today's episode!

WE HAVE A NEW HOTLINE NUMBER!! Call Trisha and Tana at 213-297-2845 today!!

Pre-order Trisha's Memoir: Crying on the Kitchen Floor!

https://linktr.ee/trishapaytas_

Thank you to our Sponsor:

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Thank you to our Sponsor:

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Follow the girls:

Trisha

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Tana

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Produced by Kalli

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Edited by @jimmywhetzel

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TIMESTAMPS:

0:00 PHOTOSHOOTS, LA AND HAWAII, VEGAS POKER, STREAMING

10:30 BOOK PR LIST, AGORAPHOBIA, THE HEAT

17:30 VOW RENEWAL, HOUSE TOURING

23:50 NEW IPHONE, HALLOWEEN

32:30 ENJOYING FALL, PHOTOSHOOTS, NICK CANNON SHOW

41:00 THE EMMYS, BURNING MAN, MOSES' HUMOR

55:10 RELATIONSHIPS

58:00 CALL #1 ENGAGEMENT PURGATORY

1:04:00 CALL #2 HIS MOM IS ABUSIVE

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My DAD is DATING My COUSIN! 🤮 + He has 5 SIDE CHICKS!!! | Not Loveline Ep 86 Sep 22, 2026

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This week on Not Loveline it's another call-a-thon! Trish and Tana take several calls from listeners just like you and give amazing, highly qualified, fool-proof advice every single time. Today the girls tackle important issues like pooping yourself at festivals, cheating on your girlfriend, getting cheated on by your boyfriend, and of course...what do you do when your dad starts dating your cousin...buckle up y'all. All that and more on today's stacked episode.

WE HAVE A NEW HOTLINE NUMBER!! Call Trisha and Tana at 213-297-2845 today!!

Pre-order Trisha's Memoir: Crying on the Kitchen Floor!

https://linktr.ee/trishapaytas_

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Tana

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Produced by Kalli

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Edited by @jimmywhetzel

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TIMESTAMPS:

0:00 ACCENTS

5:05 CALL #1 HE TURNED OFF HIS LOCATION

13:30 CALL #2 WE HAVE DIFFERENT LOVE LANGUAGES

20:50 CALL #3 MY BF POOPED HIMSELF DURING LOLLAPALOOZA

27:30 CALL #4 MY DAD IS DATING MY COUSIN

37:50 CALL #5 HE HAS 5 SIDE CHICKS

47:00 CALL #6 CHEATED ON MY LDR GF WITH A MAN

53:00 HALLOWEEN BRAINSTORM, HILTON ALL NIGHTER

1:01:30 CALL #7 CAN'T GET OVER A 2 YEAR LONG CRUSH

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EXPOSING Comedians + What's NOT Worth the Money!! | Not Loveline Ep 85 Sep 14, 2026

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Trish and Tana are back again this week with plenty of yap for all of you!! This week the girls discuss the problematic pasts of many male comedians including Howard Stern. And discuss what is and isn't worth the money it costs! Plus what's this about new shows from both of our girls? All that and more on today's Not Loveline!WE HAVE A NEW HOTLINE NUMBER!! Call Trisha and Tana at 213-297-2845 today!!Pre-order Trisha's Memoir: Crying on the Kitchen Floor!https://linktr.ee/trishapaytas_Thank you to our Sponsor:SEATGEEK! Use our code for 10% off your next SeatGeek order:https://seatgeek.onelink.me/RrnK/NOTLOVELINE10*Restrictions apply. Max $20 discountThank you to our Sponsor:RO! To see if you're covered for GLP-1s for free and find make the right health goals for your body go to https://ro.co/notlovelineThank you to our Sponsor:HUNGRY ROOT! Explore our digital cookbook at http://Hungryroot.com/NOTLOVELINE and find recipes that are right for you!Follow the girls:Trisha 💋 https://www.instagram.com/trishapaytasTana 💕 http://instagram.com/tanamongeauGET SPICY BONUS EPISODES OF NOT LOVELINE!!! Join us at:https://patreon.com/NotLovelineProduced by Kallihttps://linktr.ee/KallisKornerEdited by @jimmywhetzelhttps://linktr.ee/jimmywhetzelTIMESTAMPS:0:00 TIKTOK SHOPPING, PIMPLES8:00 LIFE LESSONS AT 28, DRIVING AGAIN, TRISHA'S NEIGHBORHOOD15:00 HOLLYWOOD, WHAT'S WORTH AND NOT WORTH THE MONEY24:00 BEIS LUGGAGE30:00 CREATING NEW SHOWS, TUBI, YOUTUBE36:20 STRAIGHT MALE COMEDIANS, TOM SEGURA, ADAM SANDLER47:30 HOWARD STERN, FRAN DRESCHER56:00 FITNESS ERA, MARATHON1:08:00 TACO BELL

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WHO is TARA YUMMY DATING!? + First Date with a Woman! | NOT LOVELINE Ep 84 Sep 07, 2026

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Is Tara Yummy back together with Jake Webber!? Am I wasting my time with my boyfriend just because we're young? And I'm dating a woman for the first time! Am I a lesbian? Bisexual? Help!! Trish and Tana are here to talk about ALL of that AND MORE! Join them today for this week's Not Loveline! WE HAVE A NEW HOTLINE NUMBER!! Call Trisha and Tana at 213-297-2845 today!! Pre-order Trisha's Memoir: Crying on the Kitchen Floor! https://linktr.ee/trishapaytas_ Thank you to our Sponsor: SEATGEEK! Use our code for 10% off your next SeatGeek order: https://seatgeek.onelink.me/RrnK/NOTLOVELINE10 *Restrictions apply. Max $20 discount Thank you to our Sponsor: DRAFTKINGS! Download the DraftKings Casino app and sign up with code NOTLOVELINE to spin Lightning Link High Stakes anywhere, anytime!! Thank you to our Sponsor: LOLA BLANKETS! Get 40% off select Lola Blankets products at http://Lolablankets.com by using code NOTLOVELINE at checkout. Experience the world’s #1 blanket with Lola Blankets. Thank you to our Sponsor: SHOPIFY! Take control of your income. Start selling for $1/month at http://shopify.com/notloveline Follow the girls: Trisha 💋 https://www.instagram.com/trishapaytas Tana 💕 http://instagram.com/tanamongeau GET SPICY BONUS EPISODES OF NOT LOVELINE!!! Join us at: https://patreon.com/NotLoveline Produced by Kalli https://linktr.ee/KallisKorner Edited by @jimmywhetzel https://linktr.ee/jimmywhetzel TIMESTAMPS: 0:00 GIRLHOOD, SPRAY TANS, BEING MISERABLE, SELF CARE 6:00 TARA YUMMY, JAKE WEBBER, HARRY JOWSEY, FALL DRINKS 15:10 ARBY'S, NARA SMITH, POKER, SOBRIETY 24:00 HALLOWEEN, CAR UPDATE 32:30 CALL #1 AM I WASTING MY TIME WITH HIM? 38:00 ICONIC INTERNET MOMENTS, TRISHA'S FOMO, TANA'S PINK HAIR 46:00 CALL #2 FIRST TIME DATING A WOMAN 55:00 DOLLY PARTON, REINCARNATION, GAME OF THRONES, DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES, BOJACK HORSEMAN

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His GIRLFRIEND Looks like OUR MOM!? 🤮 + I HATE My Engagement Ring! | NOT LOVELINE Aug 31, 2026

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It's a call-a-thon today on this week's Not Loveline! 8 calls with a little yap thrown in too! Something for everyone! Trish and Tana tackle hard hitting questions like, what do I do when I hate my engagement ring? How do I raise my son not to be a misogynist? And what do I put on my next pickle? All that and more on today's call packed episode! WE HAVE A NEW HOTLINE NUMBER!! Call Trisha and Tana at 213-297-2845 today!! Come see Trisha and Tana at For You Fest! Get tickets at https://www.foryoufestival.com/ Pre-order Trisha's Memoir: Crying on the Kitchen Floor! https://linktr.ee/trishapaytas_ Thank you to our Sponsor: SEATGEEK! Use our code for 10% off your next SeatGeek order: https://seatgeek.onelink.me/RrnK/NOTLOVELINE10 *Restrictions apply. Max $20 discount Thank you to our Sponsor: COZY EARTH! Go to https://cozyearth.com/NOTLOVELINE and use code NOTLOVELINE for up to 20% off! Follow the girls: Trisha 💋 https://www.instagram.com/trishapaytas Tana 💕 http://instagram.com/tanamongeau GET SPICY BONUS EPISODES OF NOT LOVELINE!!! Join us at: https://patreon.com/NotLoveline Edited by @jimmywhetzel https://linktr.ee/jimmywhetzel TIMESTAMPS: 0:00 MAUI TRIP TOGETHER, POOLS, TANNING, RHODE, EVERYDAY MAKEUP 7:30 OG YOUTUBERS, TANA'S FIRST VIDEOS, EDITING 21:30 CALL #1 I HATE MY ENGAGEMENT RING 29:30 CALL #2 NORMALIZING USING PROTECTION 32:30 CALL #3 RAISING BOYS TO RESPECT WOMEN 42:00 CALL #4 DON'T DATE A MILITARY MAN 49:30 CALL #5 NURSE UPDATE 53:30 CALL #6 PREGNANCY CRAVINGS 58:30 CALL #7 MY FIRST APARTMENT WITH MY BF 1:05:00 CALL #8 MY BROTHER'S GF LOOKS LIKE OUR MOM

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Tana MET KIM KARDASHIAN And Said WHAT!?! | NOT LOVELINE Ep 82 Aug 24, 2026

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This week, Trish and Tana serve up some hot goss with a side of calls! It's the best of both worlds as they talk about Tana's lore with Harry Jowsey and his new wife, Trish recaps being on America's Got Talent, and Tana talks about meeting Kim Kardashian!!! All that and more on today's Not Loveline!WE HAVE A NEW HOTLINE NUMBER!! Call Trisha and Tana at 213-297-2845 today!!Come see Trisha and Tana at For You Fest! Get tickets at https://www.foryoufestival.com/Pre-order Trisha's Memoir: Crying on the Kitchen Floor!https://linktr.ee/trishapaytas_Thank you to our Sponsor:
RO! To see if you're covered for GLP-1s for free and find make the right health goals for your body go to https://ro.co/notlovelineThank you to our Sponsor:BROOKLYN BEDDING! Go to http://brooklynbedding.com and use promo code NOTLOVELINE for 30% off sitewide!Thank you to our Sponsor:HONEYLOVE! Save 20% Off Honeylove by going to http://honeylove.com/NOTLOVELINE!
Thank you to our Sponsor:HUNGRY ROOT! Explore our digital cookbook at http://Hungryroot.com/NOTLOVELINE and find recipes that are right for you!Follow the girls:Trisha https://www.instagram.com/trishapaytasTana http://instagram.com/tanamongeau
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https://patreon.com/NotLovelineProduced by Kallihttps://linktr.ee/KallisKornerEdited by @jimmywhetzel https://linktr.ee/jimmywhetzelTIMESTAMPS:0:00 FRESH EPISODE, NOAH KAHAN, THE PIT, HOUSE TOURS14:30 VOW RENEWAL, JORDYN WOODS, FORGIVING EXES21:00 LET'S MARRY HARRY, REALITY DATING SHOWS37:30 LOVE IS BLIND, HOWIE MANDELL43:00 AGT RECAP, HOWARD STERN, GTA 6, STREAMING55:00 TERRY CREWS, SIMON COWELL1:01:30 KIM KARDASHIAN, MEETING KIM, ABBY YOUNG HAIR1:13:00 LINDSAY CLANCY TRIAL, POST PARTUM, HAYDEN PANETTIERE1:18:00 CALL #1 HE WANTS TO WAIT UNTIL MARRIAGE1:24:00 CALL #2 HE VENMO REQUESTED ME OVER 4 DOLLARS

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