Not Killing It

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We MAY??? Buy Our First Home (ft. Stephanie of The Chatham House) Jan 09, 2019

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As we transition out of our 20s and aspire to buy property, Stephanie of The Chatham House ( @thechathamhouse ) joins the show for an in-depth look at the process of mortgaging a first home. Stephanie walks us through the decision-making that led her to The Chatham House, provides helpful tips any prospective owner should keep in mind, and comes armed with financial saving strategies. Ross reveals the suddenness of his own childhood home about to be sold, while Lauzie details a waxing gone horrificly wrong as her Not Killing It Moment of the Week. Later, Ross and Lauzie give Stephanie (and the listeners) a dive into their purchasing habits, as she judges whether or not each are on track to buy a home...or end up with four roommates.

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Technical Producer: Phill Bowen

We Vision Board HARD (ft. Mia Bloomfield) Jan 02, 2019

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As the gang rings in the New Year and Lauzie turns 30, Ross encounters many of his prior Not Killing Its converging on a single party. When confronted with a problem that would take five seconds to solve, Lauzie decides she can’t be bothered to get out of bed. Ross and Lauzie welcome Vision Boardist Mia Bloomfield to help the two learn how to set goals, and manifest the 2019 of their dreams through tips, tricks, and visions.

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We Thank You Dec 26, 2018

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Not Killing It wants to thank you for listening to the show.

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We Are Holiday DISASTERS (ft. Amelita Lijek) Dec 19, 2018

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Ross and Lauzie are at their messiest in this holiday episode of Not Killing It. The gang decides whether or not Ross is America's Sweetheart as he relives one of the worst hookups he's ever had, hours after it's happened. Lauzie reveals something has woken up in her mouth. The gang finally gets to the bottom of Ross' chronic crack, and Lauzie enlightens us with some holiday facts. The show welcomes musical comedian Amelita Lijek, performing song-spoofs of "Confident" and "All I Want For Christmas" that show how, this holiday season, she is definitely Not Killing It. Watch her perform it live here https://youtu.be/dbPVeKuJnTU

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Technical Producer: Phill Bowen

We Recover From Eating Disorders (ft. Molly Kiernan) Dec 13, 2018

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The gang of Not Killing It welcomes Molly Kiernan (MTV, Comedy Central, Magnet Theater) for an in-depth discussion about the eating disorder she battled for most of her 20s. Ross confesses he is a loose tyer, while Lauzie reveals what happens when two people share similar names. Breaking news about Lauzie is revealed that changes Ross’ perception of her FOREVER, while Ross comes ‘clean’ with some news of his own. Later, Ross and Lauzie enlist some hetero-help in pitting various meats against each other to crown a winner. This episode was recorded in front of a live studio audience member, and features a surprising amount of #AnnetteBeningContent.

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Technical Producer: Phill Bowen

We Are Under Arrest?!?! (Ft. Anonymous Police Officer) Dec 05, 2018

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The Not Killing It crew gets a peek into what life is like as an officer of the law, courtesy of a real life officer. The gang’s questions about the law are answered, with accounts of harrowing experiences. Lauzie finds out whether her wildest moments should have landed her in cuffs and shares how she is like Ernest Hemingway. Ross makes an early New Year's resolution.

NOTE: This episode features bleeping of the Officer’s name and Department she works for to protect her identity.

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Technical Producer: Phill Bowen

We Are Not Engaged (ft. Mary McCarthy) Nov 28, 2018

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When Mary McCarthy (@NotEngaged, The Goodpie Girl) was leaving her 20s, she found herself in a classic Not Killing It scenario: the last in her friend-group to be not engaged. She started to parody Instagram engaged photos with her ring-less left hand. Soon, Good Morning America, the BBC, Rachael Ray, and more came calling. Ross and Lauzie talk to Mary, an actor/writer/producer, about success occurring in places you don’t expect, what her success says about content for single women on social media, and potentially dying at The Rachael Ray Show. Featuring two Not Killing It Moments of the Week, where Ross realizes he’s been doing dating all wrong, and Lauzie asks us to solve a drunken mystery.

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Technical Producer: Phill Bowen

We Are Unemployed (ft. Anna Roisman) Nov 21, 2018

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As comedian Anna Roisman left her 20s, she lost her job, and thus a new comedic brand was born: Unemployed Anna (@unemployedanna). A producer/writer/performer, Anna joins the gang of Not Killing It to talk about turning unfortunate circumstances into ongoing opportunities, pushing yourself through the grind, and how we want to kick Broadway child actors who have two-show days. The group tests The Normal Way versus The Ross Way, and Lauzie’s shoulder makes a particularly uncelebrated filmed debut.

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Technical Producer: Phill Bowen

We Consult About Mental Health and Its Stigmas (ft. The Huffington Post’s Lindsay Holmes) Nov 14, 2018

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Ross educates the group on what it’s like being a whore for Halloween, concluding with a reveal that shocks the group. Lauzie reveals a vulnerable side to herself by reading a piece of life advice she wrote long ago — but not before revealing a very spicy Not Killing It Moment of the Week. Lindsay Holmes (@lindsaygholmes), Senior Wellness Editor at The Huffington Post, joins the gang to give some advice on mental health, the stigmas society imposes on those seeking diagnoses and treatment, and her favorite dog Instagram accounts to follow.

If you need help, free and anonymous help is available 24/7 through the National Suicide Prevention Lifeline: 1-800-273-8255 OR use the Crisis Text Line by texting "Home" to 741741

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Technical Producer: Phill Bowen

We Look Backward and Foreward Nov 07, 2018

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Ross and Lauzie take a look back at the prior episodes to talk about what they’ve learned from prior guests, give some “crucial” updates, and talk about what they’re looking to manifest. Ross has a messy Not Killing It Moment of the Week, while Lauzie has an epic fuck-up on stage. Featuring helium-infused segments, and some things the gang is ready to confess to their parents.

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Technical Producer: Phill Bowen

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